Episode 6

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Previously on The Celebrity Apprentice...

0:00:04 > 0:00:07Mr Trump tasked the teams with running a hotel.

0:00:07 > 0:00:11You are going to take over five rooms at the Loews hotel.

0:00:11 > 0:00:15You are going to have guests. They are going to rate each team.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Athena was one woman down.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Ladies, Khloe won't be with you today.

0:00:19 > 0:00:24But she'll be back tomorrow. So, fellas, you have a better chance.

0:00:24 > 0:00:28Tionne Watkins stepped up as project manager for Athena.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Turndown service.

0:00:30 > 0:00:34And Dennis Rodman took charge of the men on Kotu.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Let me be the front man. We're going to win this task.

0:00:36 > 0:00:40After a good morning, Dennis started to drink.

0:00:40 > 0:00:42- This is for you, I believe, right? - When he starts drinking,

0:00:42 > 0:00:45- he changes into something else. - In...New...York!

0:00:45 > 0:00:50- And eventually, Dennis walked out on his team.- I'm out of here.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Working with Dennis

0:00:53 > 0:00:55went from being funny and entertaining

0:00:55 > 0:00:57to now it's just kind of sad.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01When the results came in, it was no surprise that Athena scored

0:01:01 > 0:01:04higher in the customer surveys.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08- Wow, so the women win.- Thank you. - Very good. What is the charity?

0:01:08 > 0:01:11My charity is Sickle Cell Foundation Of Georgia.

0:01:11 > 0:01:12That is very nice, Tionne.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Later, Dennis' team expressed concern for him.

0:01:16 > 0:01:19I think Dennis has obviously got a drinking problem.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22- Do you see that, Brian? - Oh, yeah. Yeah.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24And with all the celebrities looking on,

0:01:24 > 0:01:27the boardroom turned into an intervention.

0:01:27 > 0:01:30Beyond the task and beyond the hotel

0:01:30 > 0:01:32and everything else, there is a bigger issue at hand.

0:01:32 > 0:01:37Is this about Dennis' issues or this damn game? If I am such a bad integral part

0:01:37 > 0:01:38of anything that I do,

0:01:38 > 0:01:41how did I win five championships?

0:01:41 > 0:01:43What you are doing today is what counts.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45To see Dennis Rodman defending himself

0:01:45 > 0:01:51and defending that he was a great athlete, that killed me,

0:01:51 > 0:01:53absolutely killed me.

0:01:53 > 0:01:57You let yourself down, you let your team down. Dennis, you're fired.

0:02:09 > 0:02:10That was brutal.

0:02:10 > 0:02:14- That was kind of sad, huh?- Yeah.

0:02:14 > 0:02:16So, congratulations once again.

0:02:16 > 0:02:19- It's not a happy win. - No, it's not happy win.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21It doesn't feel good. Oh, that was not fun.

0:02:21 > 0:02:27I have seen drinking problems up close and you get angry at booze.

0:02:27 > 0:02:31It was hard because it was like there was only one person

0:02:31 > 0:02:35who did not help their team and disrupted another team. And I love Dennis.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38When I talked to him when he was sober, I really liked him.

0:02:38 > 0:02:41But it's just so sad for him not to see that everybody

0:02:41 > 0:02:43was just concerned.

0:02:43 > 0:02:49I think that losing the last task... There was a bigger issue at hand.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53Dennis obviously needs some help and needs to get a grip on things.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56We all saw a sad person walk out, pissed off and in denial

0:02:56 > 0:02:58about their problem.

0:02:58 > 0:03:03You know, I understand the whole drinking... I did the same thing.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05I used it as a Band-Aid for years.

0:03:05 > 0:03:09I mean, we wanted an opportunity to try our best to kick your butts,

0:03:09 > 0:03:13but there really were only four of us that could do anything.

0:03:13 > 0:03:18This was a bittersweet loss because of our situation with Dennis.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20My thing is there have been four men always,

0:03:20 > 0:03:23with Clint, Jesse, Brian and myself.

0:03:23 > 0:03:27Maybe now since we don't have that sort of anchor around our neck,

0:03:27 > 0:03:30now Kotu can start running.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42# Money, money, money, money

0:03:42 > 0:03:44# Money!

0:03:44 > 0:03:47# Money, money, money, money

0:03:47 > 0:03:49# Money!

0:03:49 > 0:03:52# Some people got to have it

0:03:52 > 0:03:54# Ye-eah

0:03:54 > 0:03:57# Some people really need it

0:03:57 > 0:03:58# Hey, listen to me, y'all

0:03:58 > 0:04:03# Do things, do things, do things Bad things with it

0:04:06 > 0:04:08# Dollar bills, y'all Come on

0:04:08 > 0:04:12# That mean, oh, mean

0:04:12 > 0:04:14# Mean green

0:04:14 > 0:04:17# Almighty dollar

0:04:17 > 0:04:20# You know that money...

0:04:20 > 0:04:25# Give me a nickel, brother Can you spare a dime?

0:04:25 > 0:04:33# Money can drive some people out of their minds

0:04:33 > 0:04:36# No good, no good Money!

0:04:36 > 0:04:39# Money, money, money, money

0:04:39 > 0:04:41# Money! #

0:04:45 > 0:04:48- How are you doing?- Good. - Good to see you.

0:04:48 > 0:04:51My charity is Sickle Cell Foundation Of Georgia.

0:04:51 > 0:04:54I am the national spokesperson for sickle cell

0:04:54 > 0:04:56and I actually have the disease myself.

0:04:56 > 0:04:58- How are you feeling?- I feel good.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01Phil Oliver is very important in my life

0:05:01 > 0:05:04because I had got really sick and my organs were failing.

0:05:04 > 0:05:09He diagnosed me correctly. I chose his foundation because he helped me, so I want to help them.

0:05:09 > 0:05:15While I have been out here working, I actually won.

0:05:15 > 0:05:20- Oh, really?- Yes. I won. 20,000.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22Oh, this is great!

0:05:22 > 0:05:25I'm very proud of her. I look at her like my little daughter.

0:05:25 > 0:05:27She has done a great thing.

0:05:27 > 0:05:32She never gave up. This is great. Our own home-grown Tionne.

0:05:32 > 0:05:36I think it is very important to raise awareness and fight for a cure

0:05:36 > 0:05:39because I want to see my daughter grow old.

0:05:39 > 0:05:41I want to be a grandma. I want to live.

0:05:41 > 0:05:43If I could be the Celebrity Apprentice,

0:05:43 > 0:05:45do you know how much that would do for my charity?

0:05:45 > 0:05:48It would be crazy!

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- Yeah, I like that!- Thank you.

0:06:08 > 0:06:11- Good morning. - ALL: Good morning.

0:06:11 > 0:06:15- Jesse, do you miss the fact that Dennis isn't here?- A little bit.

0:06:15 > 0:06:20Well, you'll be happy to know, I've spoken with him and he's going to get some help.

0:06:20 > 0:06:22I hope he's going to be OK.

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- I know, Joan, you kissed him goodbye last night.- I loved him.

0:06:25 > 0:06:27Alcohol abuse is a terrible thing, it ruins lives,

0:06:27 > 0:06:29and I just can't stand it.

0:06:29 > 0:06:34- OK, Melissa, what happened to your foot?- At the Loews Regency, I...

0:06:34 > 0:06:40I tripped and tore two of the ligaments out of three in my ankle.

0:06:40 > 0:06:45- Are you going to sue the Loews Regency Hotel?- No, I am not.- Good.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48I am going to mix up the teams.

0:06:50 > 0:06:52It's time. Do we agree?

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Brande, do we agree? Are you a little nervous?

0:06:55 > 0:06:58- I am a little nervous about that. - All right, so Kotu.

0:06:58 > 0:07:02The new Kotu is Herschel, Clint, Joan, Natalie and Khloe.

0:07:03 > 0:07:08Athena, your team is Jesse, Melissa,

0:07:08 > 0:07:11Annie, Tionne and Brandon.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13Hey!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15I think in Kotu,

0:07:15 > 0:07:20we spent a lot of time arguing rather than getting stuff done.

0:07:20 > 0:07:21These girls are hard workers.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24You know, male or female, it really doesn't make any difference to me

0:07:24 > 0:07:26if you are a team player and willing to work.

0:07:26 > 0:07:30Natalie!

0:07:30 > 0:07:34Natalie? What about mommy? Natalie!

0:07:34 > 0:07:37Joan, I have cut the cord, your daughter is now your opponent.

0:07:37 > 0:07:40It was great in the beginning to be working together.

0:07:40 > 0:07:45Now, I love that it becomes mother versus daughter.

0:07:45 > 0:07:47It's going to be interesting because we're both very competitive.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50And you know what? If you get fired, if she gets fired,

0:07:50 > 0:07:54I don't give a damn, but you're going to be fighting Melissa.

0:07:55 > 0:07:58People perceive me to be simply an appendage of my mother

0:07:58 > 0:08:02and not a hard worker, but I want to win Celebrity Apprentice because

0:08:02 > 0:08:05I have something to prove.

0:08:05 > 0:08:07Brian is away at a concert.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09And he'll be back. And I'll make a determination

0:08:09 > 0:08:11next week where Brian is going.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14We're standing in the Paley Center for Media.

0:08:14 > 0:08:17It's documented over the years television,

0:08:17 > 0:08:20radio and now the internet.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23Now, we're going to have an amazing task today,

0:08:23 > 0:08:28because with me are two executives for All, the detergent.

0:08:28 > 0:08:32My mother loved All. It's been around a long time.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34My mother has been around a long time.

0:08:34 > 0:08:39This is Kevin and Shannon from All. Kevin, the task.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Each team is responsible for producing a video

0:08:41 > 0:08:43up to 60 seconds long

0:08:43 > 0:08:47for All Small And Mighty 3X Concentrated laundry detergent

0:08:47 > 0:08:50that you think will be a viral hit on the Internet.

0:08:50 > 0:08:56Each video can be funny, dramatic, musical or even off-the-wall,

0:08:56 > 0:08:59but remember, it must contain a product message.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01This is a video you want people to want to pass on

0:09:01 > 0:09:04to their family and their friends.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06We'll judge it based on three criteria -

0:09:06 > 0:09:09originality, buzz worthiness and branding.

0:09:09 > 0:09:11And joining us to lend his expertise, will be

0:09:11 > 0:09:14world-renowned blogger Perez Hilton.

0:09:14 > 0:09:18OK, right now I want you each to pick a project manager.

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- You can produce stuff.- I'll do it. - Does it speak to you? - It doesn't speak to me,

0:09:22 > 0:09:25- but I can make it work. - She's very smart and very efficient.

0:09:25 > 0:09:29- You are very smart and very efficient.- OK, I'll do it.- OK.

0:09:29 > 0:09:33- Athena, who is your project manager? - Melissa.- Melissa, good luck.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35I stepped up as project manager

0:09:35 > 0:09:38because I have 15 years of experience in producing,

0:09:38 > 0:09:41live and taped shows.

0:09:41 > 0:09:44For me to have to create a video, I come in with a lot of knowledge

0:09:44 > 0:09:45and a lot of tools.

0:09:45 > 0:09:50- Kotu, who is your project manager? - Clint!- OK, Clint. How do you feel about that, Clint?

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I feel very confident.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56I have a fair amount of experience. I have directed 12 or 15 music videos

0:09:56 > 0:09:59and I've written two full screen plays.

0:09:59 > 0:10:01None of them sold, if anyone is interested.

0:10:01 > 0:10:03Don and Ivanka will be my eyes and ears.

0:10:03 > 0:10:07They'll be following you, they'll be watching, they'll be reporting back.

0:10:07 > 0:10:11So, the project manager of the winning team

0:10:11 > 0:10:15will receive 20,000 for his or her charity.

0:10:15 > 0:10:18The losing team will come to the boardroom,

0:10:18 > 0:10:20somebody will be fired. OK?

0:10:20 > 0:10:21Go to it. Thank you.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Thank you.- Thank you.

0:10:31 > 0:10:35I think the most important thing is that we immediately settle

0:10:35 > 0:10:36on our thoughts for our creative.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Our task this week is to create a viral video

0:10:39 > 0:10:42for All Small And Mighty detergent.

0:10:42 > 0:10:44We'll use one of my Hells Angels friends on his bike.

0:10:44 > 0:10:46Brande is his wife.

0:10:46 > 0:10:48And then we do a bunch of scenes with him,

0:10:48 > 0:10:51like get a bar, spilling beer on himself,

0:10:51 > 0:10:55then going to her, talking about how hard it is to be a biker's mama.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58Jesse comes up with this idea for bikers. And I didn't like that idea.

0:10:58 > 0:11:02And the reason why wasn't so much that you can't make bikers funny

0:11:02 > 0:11:05but that bikers have been used in that particular space a lot.

0:11:05 > 0:11:08I'm just going to throw out there, Jesse James being bathed by midgets.

0:11:08 > 0:11:11There's nobody on earth who won't open that video.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13I'm not doing that.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15I can tell you that would be a video that would be sent around

0:11:15 > 0:11:17and every single person would want to see.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21- That's not what has to be. - That would be funny.- That is funny.

0:11:21 > 0:11:24- - I'm never doing that. - Come on, Jesse.- It's funny!

0:11:24 > 0:11:28'I'm annoyed right now, there's a really good idea floating around,'

0:11:28 > 0:11:32which is Jesse James getting bathed by little people.

0:11:32 > 0:11:35- Who the- BLEEP- isn't going to look at that and watch it?

0:11:35 > 0:11:37He's refusing to do it.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39I thought Jesse was going to be really strong, I was happy

0:11:39 > 0:11:42he was on our team, and now I feel like he's being a hindrance today.

0:11:42 > 0:11:44I just don't like people who won't step up.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53- What is it called, Small and Mighty?- Yeah.

0:11:53 > 0:11:58I would get a washing machine and have midgets just coming out

0:11:58 > 0:12:02and coming out and coming out and coming out...

0:12:02 > 0:12:06We got into the van and the fun began.

0:12:06 > 0:12:10- And we started brainstorming very quickly.- Hello, Hersch.

0:12:10 > 0:12:12- It doesn't matter. - Herschel has an idea.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15Soon after the task presentation,

0:12:15 > 0:12:18Herschel had a prior engagement.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21So, he went off and was to reconnect with us later.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Let's listen to Herschel's idea.- OK.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32Hang them out to dry?

0:12:32 > 0:12:35I don't know, I'm trying to envision how we hang them.

0:12:35 > 0:12:40I have a terrace, we can hang them out on my terrace.

0:12:40 > 0:12:42There's a joke that goes...

0:12:42 > 0:12:46They use code language to talk about sex around the kids

0:12:46 > 0:12:48and they call it doing the wash.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50- Doing the wash? - Do you want to do the wash later?

0:12:50 > 0:12:52So, now you cut to later on in bed.

0:12:52 > 0:12:55She nudges him and says, "Honey, we can if we you want to."

0:12:55 > 0:12:59He says, "No, I'm sorry, it was a small load I did it by hand."

0:13:00 > 0:13:03Clint came up with this video idea in the van.

0:13:03 > 0:13:06It was kind of a dirty joke and we were all into it.

0:13:06 > 0:13:07We decided, let's go with it.

0:13:07 > 0:13:09You know, hire, you know,

0:13:09 > 0:13:13a lingerie model or something with the midget.

0:13:13 > 0:13:14We haven't washed in six weeks.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Yeah, we haven't done the wash in quite a while.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20But you wash with your secretary.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23It's viral, guys!

0:13:29 > 0:13:35- Hi.- How are you guys doing? I'm Brande. Nice to meet you.

0:13:35 > 0:13:37The executives came to visit us

0:13:37 > 0:13:41and explained more about what they were looking for in the product.

0:13:41 > 0:13:45Do you have a certain age range that your consumer is, for the women?

0:13:45 > 0:13:49- 25 and older. - Do they tend to have children?

0:13:49 > 0:13:52- They are women first. Women with children, not moms.- OK.

0:13:52 > 0:13:55That really hit home with me because that meant

0:13:55 > 0:13:57that these are women who are internet savvy,

0:13:57 > 0:14:00not necessarily as traditional.

0:14:00 > 0:14:04So, we wanted to push the edge a little bit.

0:14:04 > 0:14:06What's the edge of how outrageous you are willing

0:14:06 > 0:14:08to have this viral video be?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11Exactly. How far can we push the envelope?

0:14:11 > 0:14:13We'd like to leave that up to you, but I think it's really about

0:14:13 > 0:14:15what she will accept.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17- Is there anything you would consider completely taboo?

0:14:17 > 0:14:21- Anything you think she would feel offensive.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23- - OK.- When someone sends you a viral video,

0:14:23 > 0:14:26do you automatically click on it or do you read the title

0:14:26 > 0:14:28of it first?

0:14:28 > 0:14:31Mmm. Title is important.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34- The title of the viral video is important.- Title is important.

0:14:35 > 0:14:39- Good luck. Thank you.- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

0:14:39 > 0:14:41- Good luck.- Yeah, thank you.

0:14:45 > 0:14:46- OK!

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- Why don't we write down our ideas that we like so far?

0:14:50 > 0:14:52The joke, I love the joke.

0:14:52 > 0:14:56I came up with the idea to play out a joke where the man calls

0:14:56 > 0:15:01the woman and uses a code for, you know,

0:15:01 > 0:15:06having sex and she says, "OK, we could do the laundry if you still want to."

0:15:06 > 0:15:09He says, "That's OK, it was a small load, I did it by hand."

0:15:09 > 0:15:13And, of course, there's some innuendo in there.

0:15:13 > 0:15:18- He shuts the door and he's got this. - He uses it as lube.- Yeah.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21You see him, maybe he is all, "That's OK, it was a small load,

0:15:21 > 0:15:22"I did it by hand."

0:15:22 > 0:15:26- Oh, my God! I love it!

0:15:26 > 0:15:28So do I.

0:15:28 > 0:15:33- Hello.- Hi, how are you?- Hi, hi.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36- - Hi. Shannon, nice to see you. - Nice to see you.

0:15:36 > 0:15:39After we had settled on our idea, the executives came

0:15:39 > 0:15:42into the boardroom and we met with them, asked them our questions.

0:15:43 > 0:15:45- How entertaining do you want it?

0:15:45 > 0:15:48- We want it as entertaining as she will let us go.

0:15:48 > 0:15:51If we offend her, we've gone too far.

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- - So, I guess saying- BEEP - is out of the question?

0:15:53 > 0:15:55- Yes.

0:15:55 > 0:15:59- Then why are you doing...? The word viral, for me,

0:15:59 > 0:16:03is always will like watching Liza Minnelli drunk.

0:16:03 > 0:16:04- No.

0:16:05 > 0:16:09Do you have any bias for or against little people?

0:16:10 > 0:16:13- As in toddlers? - As in little grown-ups.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16- It's yours to decide. - Yeah.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- Can it be used to wash yourself with?

0:16:20 > 0:16:23- No.

0:16:23 > 0:16:24Wash yourself? Your body?

0:16:24 > 0:16:26- Yeah. - No.

0:16:26 > 0:16:29Do you feel that your target demo

0:16:29 > 0:16:32would be offended by a sexual innuendo?

0:16:36 > 0:16:39- I think it's... We'll leave that up to you. - Yeah.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42I think that these executives, they're more conservative.

0:16:42 > 0:16:46They want to push the envelope, but not be distasteful.

0:16:47 > 0:16:49Our idea is definitely distasteful.

0:16:49 > 0:16:52So, I just don't know what we're going to do any more.

0:16:52 > 0:16:57- - Well, thank you guys very much. That's great.- Good luck.- Thank you.

0:17:02 > 0:17:05I think were going to really have to clean this up.

0:17:05 > 0:17:08I think we're going to have to get a suburban woman,

0:17:08 > 0:17:12that's stressed and has a lot of kids and somehow she needs something.

0:17:12 > 0:17:14It might not be funny and it might not be viral,

0:17:14 > 0:17:16but this company wants something clean.

0:17:16 > 0:17:21This week's task is to create a viral video for All.

0:17:21 > 0:17:25A lot of the team didn't feel as comfortable with our original idea

0:17:25 > 0:17:26after meeting with the All executives.

0:17:26 > 0:17:29I personally thought that we should have scrapped everything.

0:17:29 > 0:17:33You are depending on one joke and I think a lot of women

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- would be very offended that he- BLEEP- off.

0:17:36 > 0:17:41I think it would be hilarious if we are fighting among ourselves,

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Clint walks away, I spit on his hamburger.

0:17:43 > 0:17:47- What?- Listen to me. He comes back, he sits and he eats it.

0:17:47 > 0:17:49That we get on YouTube.

0:17:49 > 0:17:52- OK, but what does it have to do with laundry?

0:17:52 > 0:17:54- I don't know. Let me think again.

0:17:54 > 0:17:58With viral video, you are getting the dancing baby, remember that?

0:17:58 > 0:18:00That was one of the first virals that was sent around.

0:18:00 > 0:18:04You're getting Liza Minnelli laughing hysterically on Larry King.

0:18:04 > 0:18:07That's what viral videos are about.

0:18:07 > 0:18:11We need to make this silly, outrageous, funny and sophomoric.

0:18:11 > 0:18:14I see it as a well-produced spot.

0:18:14 > 0:18:17Beauty-look for our actress, visually appealing.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21You are such a man!

0:18:21 > 0:18:24I'm begging you to get me a big, fat, blowsy drag queen.

0:18:24 > 0:18:26This is very much my element.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29And I began to argue, saying, "Why don't we try this?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31"Here are my ideas." They're balloons.

0:18:31 > 0:18:34I'm throwing 1,000 balloons up, take what you want.

0:18:34 > 0:18:38What if we have two sexy women mud-wrestling?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40That always sells.

0:18:40 > 0:18:44The two of you mud-wrestling. I'm telling you!

0:18:44 > 0:18:49I want to caution everyone against letting that meeting

0:18:49 > 0:18:51frighten you away from my ideas.

0:18:51 > 0:18:56Joan had some ideas and parts of them were really good.

0:18:56 > 0:19:00If there had been a middle and an end, I think we might have considered them.

0:19:00 > 0:19:04But in the end, she really didn't have a complete idea.

0:19:04 > 0:19:06If you want to use a drag queen, it makes me very happy.

0:19:06 > 0:19:10I'm on my knees to you. It will be funny.

0:19:10 > 0:19:14I am on my knees to you, you will not regret this.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15Joan Rivers is on her knees, people.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18- Listen, I think it's counterproductive that we agreed that

0:19:18 > 0:19:23we were going to go this direction and now are rerouting the whole spot.

0:19:23 > 0:19:27I really can't imagine that a 25-year-old woman of today is going to go,

0:19:27 > 0:19:31"That offends me." I just can't imagine it.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33We are producing a fantasy of Clint's,

0:19:33 > 0:19:36a hot girl and she'll be saying, "Come on in."

0:19:36 > 0:19:41- And then, ha, ha, ha, the guy- BLEEP- off. It's just...

0:19:41 > 0:19:44He heard nothing. Clint, there's no listening.

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Let's just do a quick brainstorming creative

0:19:51 > 0:19:54and keep it under control so we can lock down a decision.

0:19:54 > 0:19:57The one thing that needs to be really for sure

0:19:57 > 0:19:59is that it has got to be funny.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02To pass it on, they've got to be, "Oh, my God, this is hilarious."

0:20:02 > 0:20:04I think the whole point of viral video is you have to have

0:20:04 > 0:20:09the WOW factor, you have to have a little bit of the "Oh, my God,

0:20:09 > 0:20:10"you have to see this."

0:20:10 > 0:20:13Can I show you the most popular viral videos?

0:20:13 > 0:20:14Can I show you them?

0:20:14 > 0:20:19So, they want someone to create something that has a good brand image for them.

0:20:19 > 0:20:22Except the specifically said they want something viral.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24First, I showed Jesse how many hits

0:20:24 > 0:20:27anything with the word "midget" in the title gets, which is a lot.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30In order for something to be viral, it has to be passed around.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32All wanted viral,

0:20:32 > 0:20:35and under demographic of who buys their product.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38And I get my viral videos off Perez Hilton.

0:20:38 > 0:20:40So, it needs to be outrageous.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42I still like Jesse being scrubbed

0:20:42 > 0:20:44by a bunch of little people in wet suits.

0:20:46 > 0:20:49Would you be willing to be in a video if it's something

0:20:49 > 0:20:52you are comfortable with? You know, Jesse, you'll be in a suit.

0:20:52 > 0:20:56I'll be in it, I just don't want to be bathed by midgets, sorry.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59- People would watch it cos it's hilarious.- That is hilarious.

0:21:01 > 0:21:05'I love little people, but I was against it just because'

0:21:05 > 0:21:08I don't want to embarrass the company that's paying

0:21:08 > 0:21:09for this ad.

0:21:09 > 0:21:13Is the woman who their target audience is going to be offended

0:21:13 > 0:21:15by little people?

0:21:16 > 0:21:18I can tell you I would be offended.

0:21:21 > 0:21:25As long as you're wearing Small And Mighty bottle-looking outfits,

0:21:25 > 0:21:27with a little sparkle on it.

0:21:27 > 0:21:28Bling!

0:21:28 > 0:21:31I'm not one to, like, put myself in a video,

0:21:31 > 0:21:33but the girls were so enthusiastic about it,

0:21:33 > 0:21:35I had to just jump on board.

0:21:35 > 0:21:37We were wondering, in terms of casting,

0:21:37 > 0:21:39if you have little people available?

0:21:40 > 0:21:43- Do you want to go to get the stuff? - Absolutely.- Great.

0:21:43 > 0:21:47OK, you ready, Ti? See you all in a few.

0:21:47 > 0:21:51We sent off Tionne and Annie to go pick up what we needed as props

0:21:51 > 0:21:53and our costumes.

0:21:53 > 0:21:56I specifically sent Annie because she can be very, very intense,

0:21:56 > 0:21:59so I wanted Jesse to have a little breathing room away from her.

0:21:59 > 0:22:02- See you, guys.- Bye.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Hi, I'm Joe Foley. - Hi, Joe, Clint Black. How are you?

0:22:11 > 0:22:15What I want to do is get a shot from this POV.

0:22:15 > 0:22:18'The director of photography arrives and Clint just goes in'

0:22:18 > 0:22:22and starts talking to him without talking to the rest of his team.

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- The ship has sailed. - I agree.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27- So that's our set-up.- All right.

0:22:27 > 0:22:29- - You know, I'll drop- BLEEP- dead here.

0:22:29 > 0:22:30- Right?

0:22:30 > 0:22:34- I am having such a stomach-ache.

0:22:34 > 0:22:39I am so unhappy because I fight and I get a stomach-ache.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42It was very upsetting. It was very upsetting to everybody.

0:22:42 > 0:22:44It's not funny! We're doing scenes?

0:22:44 > 0:22:47This is viral, guys!

0:22:47 > 0:22:49- I just think it's too late to change something.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52- He loves it.- I know, but...

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- I don't know, like, it's just making me nervous.

0:22:55 > 0:22:56'We were weary of doing this idea,'

0:22:56 > 0:23:00but Clint is really adamant about it and he seems to love it.

0:23:00 > 0:23:04We're here to follow our leader and in the end,

0:23:04 > 0:23:07he's project manager and we're...he's our boss.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09I want to see his facial expressions,

0:23:09 > 0:23:12going, "Hey, honey, want to do the wash later?"

0:23:12 > 0:23:15- This is freaking me out. - It's kind of weird, isn't it?

0:23:15 > 0:23:19- You've got to say something. - Yeah, I know, but I also feel bad.

0:23:19 > 0:23:21- Then you're going to lose. - Yeah.

0:23:21 > 0:23:24The most upsetting thing to me is the girls are whispering to me,

0:23:24 > 0:23:27"This is terrible, this is wrong."

0:23:27 > 0:23:30And they won't stand up to him.

0:23:30 > 0:23:32And that makes me very sad

0:23:32 > 0:23:34because I walked with Gloria Steinem,

0:23:34 > 0:23:38I burned my bra not to have these ladies cave in.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43It makes no... Clint!

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Are you sure that they're going to understand what

0:23:45 > 0:23:47he means by dirty laundry?

0:23:47 > 0:23:50I think they will when she comes in in her lingerie and says,

0:23:50 > 0:23:54"If you still want to do the dirty laundry..."

0:23:54 > 0:23:57- Are they going to do it in the laundry room? - No. He's in here by himself.

0:23:57 > 0:24:01See, that would be funny. May I make a suggestion also?

0:24:03 > 0:24:06This is supposed to go on the internet. It's supposed to be funny.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08It's not...serious.

0:24:10 > 0:24:12But I'm not the director.

0:24:19 > 0:24:21I am very disappointed in Clint.

0:24:21 > 0:24:26I thought he would be smart and clever, a collaborative artist.

0:24:30 > 0:24:34All I could do was shake my head in amazement.

0:24:34 > 0:24:38I know you want to do the dirty laundry with me tonight.

0:24:46 > 0:24:48- We'll do all the laundromat stuff first,

0:24:48 > 0:24:50then establishing shots in the garage.

0:24:50 > 0:24:54- Yeah. Isn't it weird to have a room full of people working quietly?

0:24:55 > 0:24:58- What's going on?- Hi.- How's it going?

0:24:58 > 0:25:00- - Not bad. Yourselves?- It's good.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03- It's so quiet.- Is this better than working with the men, Jesse?

0:25:03 > 0:25:07- It way more organised.- I hope I wasn't interrupting anything.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09- Everybody's doing something. - I think Jesse is

0:25:09 > 0:25:12a really lucky guy, he gets moved over with the women.

0:25:12 > 0:25:15I think it fits really well with his demeanour.

0:25:15 > 0:25:17It's probably a really good move and good fit for him.

0:25:17 > 0:25:21You guys seem almost bored, like you're almost kind of done?

0:25:21 > 0:25:24- No, just sitting and writing. - What is your concept?

0:25:24 > 0:25:29- Our concept is we're doing sort of... - Midgets.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31Little people.

0:25:34 > 0:25:38You think women with children are big viewers of little people?

0:25:38 > 0:25:41I think they'll appreciate the humour of it,

0:25:41 > 0:25:45the edginess of it, more than showing a soccer mom.

0:25:45 > 0:25:47I definitely think they got some of it right.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50The real question is, is the demographic for All

0:25:50 > 0:25:53going to be downloading videos of little people

0:25:53 > 0:25:54and is that going to help sales?

0:25:54 > 0:25:57Something tells me the average mother

0:25:57 > 0:25:59who is probably their target demographic isn't doing that.

0:25:59 > 0:26:02Beyond that, I think using the word midget could be offensive to some

0:26:02 > 0:26:03of the executives.

0:26:03 > 0:26:07I think the appropriate phraseology would be "little people" these days.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10And that in and of itself could be a big swing factor.

0:26:10 > 0:26:14You don't get it? The whole midget thing? Like little people?

0:26:14 > 0:26:15Yeah.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17- That's like the number-one search. - Really?

0:26:17 > 0:26:19OK. That's interesting.

0:26:19 > 0:26:23It definitely worried me when Donald Junior was hesitant of our idea.

0:26:23 > 0:26:26Because it made me think, "Wow, maybe we're going down

0:26:26 > 0:26:30"the wrong path, maybe this isn't really funny."

0:26:30 > 0:26:33And maybe it's not, I don't know.

0:26:36 > 0:26:41- Hi, how are you guys doing?- Hi. - Hi, I'm Brande.- I'm Israel.

0:26:41 > 0:26:43Israel? Nice to meet you. Nic? Nice to meet you.

0:26:43 > 0:26:44- Hi, I'm Melissa.

0:26:44 > 0:26:48'While we were in our meeting with Don Junior, the actors showed up.'

0:26:48 > 0:26:53So, I think he was kind of like, "What the heck is going on here?"

0:26:53 > 0:26:57The tag line is Small And Mighty, that's where you guys come in.

0:26:57 > 0:27:00- Oh, OK. - This will be totally fun and animated

0:27:00 > 0:27:04and you guys can yell and scream and have fun and have a great time.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07- - Make fun of them...- What do you guys think of the concept?

0:27:10 > 0:27:13It's better than being an Oompa Loompa.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16Anything is better than being an Oompa Loompa probably.

0:27:16 > 0:27:19- Exactly.- Are you game?

0:27:19 > 0:27:21Let's do it.

0:27:21 > 0:27:22- Awesome.

0:27:22 > 0:27:25He is going to be in a Speedo while you're scrubbing him down, OK?

0:27:25 > 0:27:28Oh! Yeah, that'll be neat. Slap that!

0:27:28 > 0:27:31THEY LAUGH

0:27:31 > 0:27:33I think you like that, right?

0:27:40 > 0:27:43Oh, thank God! The cast has arrived!

0:27:43 > 0:27:48- Hello, I'm Joan Rivers, and you are?- Daniel.- Hello, Daniel.

0:27:48 > 0:27:50Daniel has arrived.

0:27:50 > 0:27:53We did hire a little person to be the masturbator,

0:27:53 > 0:27:55I guess you would say.

0:27:55 > 0:27:59The product was Small And Mighty, so that was going to be, like, the punch line.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01Um...I guess.

0:28:01 > 0:28:06So, we have a shot in mind for you later on in a night-time bedroom scene,

0:28:06 > 0:28:10do you have any aversion to being shot in boxer shorts?

0:28:10 > 0:28:13- No problem.- Just boxer shorts? - Yeah, why not? Naked.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16I don't care.

0:28:16 > 0:28:18- We won't go that far.- OK.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20- You've done a little acting, I assume. - Of course.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23- So it's acting and modelling, OK.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27- Let's go ahead and see him in there. - OK.

0:28:27 > 0:28:30- OK, Daniel, get ready.

0:28:30 > 0:28:33Daniel, you're coming home to your wife and you're feeling sexy.

0:28:33 > 0:28:35Your line is, "Hey, sweetie,

0:28:35 > 0:28:39"do you want to do the dirty laundry with me tonight?"

0:28:39 > 0:28:42- Good, thank you.- And action.

0:28:42 > 0:28:46Hey, sweetie, do you want to do the dirty laundry with me tonight?

0:28:46 > 0:28:48OK, one more time, just a little slower.

0:28:48 > 0:28:53Hey, sweetie, do you want to do the dirty laundry with me tonight?

0:28:56 > 0:29:00If you can give me just a knowing smile at the end.

0:29:00 > 0:29:02Take two.

0:29:02 > 0:29:05- Hey, sweetie, do you want to do some...

0:29:05 > 0:29:08do you want to do the dirty laundry with me tonight?

0:29:08 > 0:29:09OK.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13That was much better.

0:29:13 > 0:29:16This poor little...little person.

0:29:16 > 0:29:19He did really know. He wasn't tremendously good.

0:29:19 > 0:29:23That made me sad because he had come all the way and it was his first job or second job.

0:29:23 > 0:29:26He was very nervous.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28Clint's idea is a total disaster.

0:29:28 > 0:29:30What do we do for plan B or C?

0:29:30 > 0:29:33Or D? Whatever plan we're on at this point.

0:29:33 > 0:29:37- We have to get rid of our little person.- Joan's going to make us mud wrestle.

0:29:37 > 0:29:40I, at this point, will mud wrestle.

0:29:40 > 0:29:44This project has been going downhill since our executive meeting.

0:29:44 > 0:29:46It just kind of crumbled.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49The little person was kind of like the icing on the cake.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51We can't use this and present this in front of All.

0:29:51 > 0:29:53Do you think maybe we should let them go?

0:29:53 > 0:29:55- Yeah.

0:29:55 > 0:29:57'We had decided that he was really'

0:29:57 > 0:30:02just unable to deliver the lines to the level of quality that we thought

0:30:02 > 0:30:04the advertisers would be looking for.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09This is awkward. It's awkward.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12So, I had to make a new call.

0:30:12 > 0:30:15And so there was some anxiety on my part.

0:30:15 > 0:30:19- All right, Daniel, we're all good. Thanks a lot.- That's it?

0:30:19 > 0:30:21- I thought I'd be here all day.- Yeah.

0:30:21 > 0:30:25- We're going to check it out here. Thanks a lot.- Good. Bye.- Take care.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28Oh, my gosh!

0:30:35 > 0:30:39If you are really smart, you can oftentimes go with your gut.

0:30:39 > 0:30:42Some of the best deals you make are when you're betting

0:30:42 > 0:30:44against everyone else, but it's a risky proposition.

0:30:44 > 0:30:49Clint and Melissa are working on a viral video, that's all about gut.

0:30:49 > 0:30:51If they push too far, it could be really big trouble.

0:30:51 > 0:30:55It's going to be a tough task, let's see what happens.

0:30:59 > 0:31:01PHONE RINGS Can you answer that?

0:31:03 > 0:31:05Hello?

0:31:05 > 0:31:08- It's Annie, she wants to talk to you...only.- Hi.

0:31:08 > 0:31:12I want to see if we can get some more of the All bottles

0:31:12 > 0:31:14because in the laundromat it'd be great to have them,

0:31:14 > 0:31:15from a branding standpoint.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18Of course, we've got 23 bottles here.

0:31:18 > 0:31:20When you're talking about virals that are passed along,

0:31:20 > 0:31:23making something really obviously a commercial

0:31:23 > 0:31:26makes it very much less viral.

0:31:26 > 0:31:31I definitely was really glad that Annie went to go get the costumes

0:31:31 > 0:31:34with Tionne because Annie feels that even if she is not the leader,

0:31:34 > 0:31:38she at least tries to position herself as the puppet master.

0:31:38 > 0:31:42Annie. Annie. Annie, we're... Annie. Wait.

0:31:42 > 0:31:46- Something that is strung together into one big piece.- Annie.

0:31:46 > 0:31:49She's been calling, calling, calling, hammering the message

0:31:49 > 0:31:52and you want to say, "We got it. We've got it, we've got it."

0:31:52 > 0:31:54OK, we got it, you're right,

0:31:54 > 0:31:57we appreciate it and thank you for pulling us back.

0:31:57 > 0:31:59We will see you guys at the laundromat.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01All right, good, I stopped that from happening.

0:32:19 > 0:32:20We get to the location

0:32:20 > 0:32:24and immediately I start working to concentrate on what we needed

0:32:24 > 0:32:28to get done between Jesse and the little people in the laundromat.

0:32:28 > 0:32:31You should be like... HE SCREAMS

0:32:31 > 0:32:33I'm getting you clean!

0:32:33 > 0:32:36- Like you're crazy. - Yeah, yeah!

0:32:36 > 0:32:38I think the little people did have a blast.

0:32:38 > 0:32:41They know the people point and laugh at them

0:32:41 > 0:32:44and they're totally comfortable within themselves and they have fun right back.

0:32:44 > 0:32:47Yeah!

0:32:47 > 0:32:51THEY LAUGH

0:32:51 > 0:32:53I just treat them like they're any other one of my friends.

0:32:53 > 0:32:58You know, they're exactly the same as us, they're just that big.

0:32:58 > 0:33:03- Jesse, take five, man.- Yeah!- Yeah, get out here.- See you guys! Thanks!

0:33:03 > 0:33:06Perfect. That's hilarious.

0:33:14 > 0:33:18How about if the individual that saves the day is a male model?

0:33:18 > 0:33:19It would be somebody.

0:33:19 > 0:33:22I don't know if we should start over...

0:33:22 > 0:33:25We had issues with Daniel, our small individual.

0:33:25 > 0:33:27So, we had to let him go.

0:33:28 > 0:33:32I wanted to have a team meeting, as did Khloe and Joan, to say,

0:33:32 > 0:33:34"It's just not working out."

0:33:34 > 0:33:37OK, Clint, what do you think? What should we do?

0:33:37 > 0:33:38What if we can get another little person?

0:33:39 > 0:33:42Don't you think we should have something else?

0:33:42 > 0:33:45Maybe we should get me doing it just to have as back up.

0:33:45 > 0:33:47Hey, Joe, right now,

0:33:47 > 0:33:49while we're waiting, we'll get me doing this.

0:33:49 > 0:33:51- OK. Great.- All right.

0:33:51 > 0:33:53He fired one of the actors

0:33:53 > 0:33:55because he wasn't good before yet a replacement!

0:33:55 > 0:33:58Unforgivable!

0:33:58 > 0:34:00And then Clint sat in on it?

0:34:00 > 0:34:03Well, now your joke about little is kind of gone,

0:34:03 > 0:34:05even though Clint is small.

0:34:05 > 0:34:06And rolling.

0:34:07 > 0:34:11Hey, sweetie, you want to do some dirty laundry tonight?

0:34:13 > 0:34:16Hey, sweetie, you want to do some dirty laundry tonight?

0:34:16 > 0:34:20Hey, sweetie, do want to do some dirty laundry tonight?

0:34:20 > 0:34:25What the hell...? We started off with a little person then the little person turned into Clint.

0:34:25 > 0:34:29I have no idea how this has anything to do with laundry detergent.

0:34:29 > 0:34:32I have no idea what the method to Clint's madness is.

0:34:32 > 0:34:34I don't even know if he had a method,

0:34:34 > 0:34:36I think it was just madness going on.

0:34:36 > 0:34:40I don't understand. Like, come on!

0:34:40 > 0:34:44I just don't get it. This is embarrassing.

0:34:44 > 0:34:46It really is.

0:34:46 > 0:34:50- OK, do you want to just look at that?- Yeah. Cut.

0:34:52 > 0:34:54What are we doing?

0:34:54 > 0:34:56Now, what are we doing?

0:34:56 > 0:34:59- Clint, you're now going to be the hero?- I have no idea.

0:35:00 > 0:35:03- hat are we doing here? - I don't know.

0:35:03 > 0:35:06- Yeah, let's regroup. - What are we doing here?

0:35:08 > 0:35:10Well, if Clint is doing it for the Small and Mighty thing...

0:35:10 > 0:35:16- It doesn't make sense.- No.- I think we should all...- Mud wrestle.

0:35:18 > 0:35:21What is...? All right, I'm going to take a stand here.

0:35:21 > 0:35:22What is the story?

0:35:22 > 0:35:26If Clint is doing it, then we don't have little person to say...

0:35:26 > 0:35:28- Tell us what we're doing. - Settle down.

0:35:28 > 0:35:30- Yeah, but, Clint, don't keep it in your head.- Joan!

0:35:30 > 0:35:34No, I'm not going to settle down, let's figure out what we're doing.

0:35:34 > 0:35:39- Wait just a second.- You and the GP are doing shots and breaking down...

0:35:39 > 0:35:42Wait one second and I'll explain. If you would wait one second...

0:35:42 > 0:35:47Don't explain, discuss. Discuss! You have no right to explain.

0:35:47 > 0:35:49We haven't okayed anything here.

0:35:49 > 0:35:53A model was fired, does that mean that you are going to be the star?

0:35:53 > 0:35:55Don't you think you should talk to us?

0:35:55 > 0:35:58Maybe we should get another person in. Let's discuss!

0:35:58 > 0:36:02It makes no sense! What are you planning to do?

0:36:02 > 0:36:05'I don't know what's going on with Joan.'

0:36:05 > 0:36:08Throughout the day, she was very resistant to my leadership.

0:36:08 > 0:36:12It didn't feel to me like she thought I was the boss.

0:36:12 > 0:36:16It's well beyond insolence, it's insubordinate.

0:36:16 > 0:36:20There are two things that I believe our cause for immediate termination,

0:36:20 > 0:36:23and that's dishonesty and insubordination.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27Just tell me what the hell we're doing.

0:36:27 > 0:36:31And silence doesn't work with me.

0:36:31 > 0:36:36I'm really not interested in silence and sneering and superiority.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38Because I will match you in superiority.

0:36:38 > 0:36:41We have three ladies here that want to talk to you

0:36:41 > 0:36:44about what the hell the script is. Yes or no?

0:36:44 > 0:36:46Yeah, we should know what to do next.

0:36:46 > 0:36:49I want to hear more than anyone what you have to say.

0:36:49 > 0:36:52I'm even taking my earrings off so I won't miss anything.

0:36:52 > 0:36:56By the way, these are J406802 QVC,

0:36:56 > 0:37:0029.95. Fabulous! Go ahead.

0:37:02 > 0:37:08So, the plan was we go with me doing the role

0:37:08 > 0:37:12and then one of you guys play the role of the female.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14THEY LAUGH

0:37:14 > 0:37:17- OK. Khloe, would you like to get in the lingerie?

0:37:17 > 0:37:19No. Joan?

0:37:19 > 0:37:20Oh, yeah, right.

0:37:20 > 0:37:24- This was not a good day.

0:37:24 > 0:37:26I don't know how are going to finish this.

0:37:26 > 0:37:28- I'm not putting my name on this.

0:37:28 > 0:37:32THEY LAUGH

0:37:36 > 0:37:40- OK, our model, I believe, has arrived. Ashley.- Hi, how are you?

0:37:40 > 0:37:43Hi, Ashley. How are you doing?

0:37:43 > 0:37:45We hired a woman to be the wife or girlfriend.

0:37:45 > 0:37:48I still don't really know who these people are to each other.

0:37:48 > 0:37:51I have never been more confused, I think,

0:37:51 > 0:37:54than I have been today or have felt more useless.

0:37:54 > 0:37:57I don't even know what our commercial is at this point.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00- Tell me what you want me to do. - Right now, there's nothing.

0:38:00 > 0:38:04- As long as you know we're here for you.- Yep, we're ready.

0:38:04 > 0:38:06- Excuse me. Hello.

0:38:09 > 0:38:10Clint dismissed the women...

0:38:10 > 0:38:12Ring, ring.

0:38:12 > 0:38:16..which was just as well, because I will not work with him again.

0:38:16 > 0:38:20Life is too short. I'm so mad I'm going to knock his damn hat off.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23HE LAUGHS

0:38:23 > 0:38:25We could do it tomorrow night, I promise.

0:38:25 > 0:38:28Clint had his model, he was directing,

0:38:28 > 0:38:32and it felt really awkward because we didn't have anything to do.

0:38:32 > 0:38:36We really didn't. We could only eat lunch and hang around for so long.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39We were pretty bored.

0:38:54 > 0:38:58Hello. Hi. When are you coming here?

0:38:58 > 0:39:01Hersch had a prior engagement, but he's been texting me,

0:39:01 > 0:39:05asking what ideas we come up with and I'm just, "I don't know."

0:39:05 > 0:39:08I have no idea what's going on.

0:39:10 > 0:39:14She's asleep right now because we have nothing else to do

0:39:14 > 0:39:16but lay here. You will die.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18No, I'm not joking.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23I think we're going to lose. And if we do end up losing,

0:39:23 > 0:39:26I personally think Clint should be fired.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28But honestly, if any one of us gets fired, fine.

0:39:28 > 0:39:32This day has been so weird I wouldn't put it past anybody.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34I don't even... I have no idea.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42- Did you see what we did to their sneakers?- Yes, it looks awesome.

0:39:42 > 0:39:46- These wigs couldn't be more perfect. - You're going to look great.

0:39:46 > 0:39:50Tionne and Annie handled the wardrobe,

0:39:50 > 0:39:53which to me, was probably the most important part.

0:39:53 > 0:39:59It's cool to have them running around, but they look like little All detergent bottles...

0:39:59 > 0:40:01Now that's funny.

0:40:01 > 0:40:06So, let me ask you a question, is it really "little people"?

0:40:06 > 0:40:08Seriously, is "midget" offensive?

0:40:13 > 0:40:17All right, here we go, this is it. Oh, that's amazing!

0:40:17 > 0:40:20That's fantastic!

0:40:20 > 0:40:21- You're happy?- I'm very happy.

0:40:21 > 0:40:24- - You guys did a good job.- Thank you.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26'I really don't like this outfit.'

0:40:26 > 0:40:30It really looks like one of those Oompa-Loompa creepy little things.

0:40:30 > 0:40:35I don't like it. I look like a Village guy.

0:40:35 > 0:40:41Can I hear the branding line? I just want to hear them, because I'm in charge of the branding.

0:40:41 > 0:40:43- We're going to do this more in post. - OK, great.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45I gave Annie tasks she's great at,

0:40:45 > 0:40:47the brand message to make sure it's in there.

0:40:47 > 0:40:51- We just have to make sure we're really going over the top.- Annie...

0:40:51 > 0:40:53- No, I believe you, I'm just... - I know.

0:40:53 > 0:40:57I just need to immediately get her focused and so far so good.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59Ready and scrub!

0:40:59 > 0:41:03THEY SCREAM

0:41:03 > 0:41:06THEY LAUGH

0:41:07 > 0:41:10Jesse was fantastic. Like, Jesse took that concept

0:41:10 > 0:41:13and just was so funny.

0:41:13 > 0:41:16After the initial blow up Jesse being, like, "No."

0:41:16 > 0:41:19He compromised well and he is clearly really creative.

0:41:19 > 0:41:21And he knows what he's doing.

0:41:21 > 0:41:23So, I think is a really good addition to the team.

0:41:23 > 0:41:26THEY SCREAM

0:41:33 > 0:41:38- So, you want us up here? - Yes.- OK. In you go.

0:41:38 > 0:41:43The second location was to be my hotel room at the Trump International Hotel

0:41:43 > 0:41:46to shoot our actress upstairs in the hotel room.

0:41:46 > 0:41:48I'm thinking I could be over there.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54I had a previous engagement

0:41:54 > 0:41:57and I lost a couple of hours

0:41:57 > 0:42:00but I finally got to the hotel to meet with the team,

0:42:00 > 0:42:04so maybe I can see it and maybe try to put my two cents in it

0:42:04 > 0:42:06and I was there when Ivanka came to visit.

0:42:06 > 0:42:10Why don't we tell them the story of the purpose regarding what we're shooting?

0:42:10 > 0:42:14The husband - "You want to do some dirty laundry tonight?"

0:42:14 > 0:42:17The wife says, "I can't do it tonight, I promise you tomorrow."

0:42:17 > 0:42:20'Ivanka came in at a very bad time

0:42:20 > 0:42:24'when it was totally too late to be saved. Too late to be saved.'

0:42:24 > 0:42:28And he goes, "Oh, it was a small load, I already took care of it."

0:42:28 > 0:42:30OK...

0:42:30 > 0:42:31LAUGHTER

0:42:31 > 0:42:34- That is...that's an interesting approach.- It's just not shocking

0:42:34 > 0:42:38and now we're implying using laundry detergent with masturbation...

0:42:38 > 0:42:39What?

0:42:39 > 0:42:41Yes. That's what he's implying!

0:42:41 > 0:42:43I picked that up!

0:42:43 > 0:42:47Originally, she was going to hook up with a little person.

0:42:47 > 0:42:49But how do you do this without a little person?

0:42:49 > 0:42:51It's time to think of a new strategy.

0:42:51 > 0:42:55'Ivanka did not think it was funny. She thought it was offensive.'

0:42:55 > 0:42:58'I can't sell it, and I'm dying to hear

0:42:58 > 0:43:01'Clint argue this in the boardroom.

0:43:01 > 0:43:03'I'm dying to hear this.'

0:43:03 > 0:43:07- Joan's like a world-famous comedian. Her input on this...- Oh, my God!

0:43:07 > 0:43:11Joan's ideas were great, but we weren't allowed to change it,

0:43:11 > 0:43:13we tried to change it

0:43:13 > 0:43:17- before we even started filming. - We're going to sit while he directs the other thing totally,

0:43:17 > 0:43:21and then we're going to go to editing and do nothing, and this is madness.

0:43:21 > 0:43:24I can imagine people being offended by it.

0:43:24 > 0:43:27'I never knew if I left, it was going to be like this.'

0:43:27 > 0:43:30People are like, they're upset!

0:43:30 > 0:43:32'And it's like, what's going on here?'

0:43:32 > 0:43:36- We've got to move a lot faster, Joe. - What would you like me to do?

0:43:36 > 0:43:38You want me to wait down there, you need me up here?

0:43:38 > 0:43:41I don't know there's a lot you can do up here.

0:43:41 > 0:43:42You sure? You OK?

0:43:42 > 0:43:45- Just calm down. - I'm just in a hurry, I'm rushing.

0:43:45 > 0:43:48He's rushing around like a house on fire.

0:43:48 > 0:43:50He is just so hyper.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52You guys see Donald Trump's book around here anywhere?

0:43:52 > 0:43:56'He's running around, I try to talk to him, he's not listening'

0:43:56 > 0:43:58so I knew then, he didn't want my input.

0:43:58 > 0:44:00Action.

0:44:00 > 0:44:03Honey, the housework was a little easier than I thought.

0:44:04 > 0:44:07We could still do the dirty laundry if you want to.

0:44:07 > 0:44:10That's OK, honey. Just a small load, I did it myself.

0:44:10 > 0:44:12- Go again?- Right away. Yup.

0:44:12 > 0:44:15You're doing great. It's working great.

0:44:15 > 0:44:17'This scene we're going to shoot in the bedroom,'

0:44:17 > 0:44:19I didn't get it.

0:44:19 > 0:44:22The lady's walking in and takes off her housecoat,

0:44:22 > 0:44:23in her skimpies.

0:44:23 > 0:44:26Clint is in bed holding Mr Trump's book,

0:44:26 > 0:44:28with tissues on the side.

0:44:28 > 0:44:32So I'm like, "What in the world is this scene here?"

0:44:32 > 0:44:35OK, ready, stay right there. Yeah, right there.

0:44:35 > 0:44:39Like, that's why I said, I think Clint just misses his wife.

0:44:39 > 0:44:41And like, he just couldn't get over it

0:44:41 > 0:44:44because I'm like, "What has this got to do with all?"

0:44:44 > 0:44:47- I don't get how it's funny, or, like...- It is not funny.

0:44:47 > 0:44:51It is not well acted. It is not brilliantly shot.

0:44:51 > 0:44:52'I think it's a disgrace

0:44:52 > 0:44:56'that five talented people came up with this piece of garbage.'

0:44:56 > 0:45:00That's OK, sweetie. It was a small load. I did it by hand.

0:45:00 > 0:45:03'I find it so offensive. I don't know what he was thinking.'

0:45:03 > 0:45:07I think the hat which he wears constantly must be just too tight.

0:45:07 > 0:45:09'When your brain is squeezed all these years,

0:45:09 > 0:45:13'that's the result, you sit in bed with a Donald Trump book'

0:45:13 > 0:45:14and a box of Kleenex.

0:45:22 > 0:45:26- We are committed to this direction in the joke...- No.

0:45:26 > 0:45:28You did it, so you're committed.

0:45:28 > 0:45:31I'm committed to this direction

0:45:31 > 0:45:34and I just need to make decisions about the final edit.

0:45:34 > 0:45:35'This morning we got in the van'

0:45:35 > 0:45:38and came over to the edit bay to do the last steps

0:45:38 > 0:45:41of our viral video. This is Clint's project,

0:45:41 > 0:45:43so he did it, he set it up,

0:45:43 > 0:45:46did not let us do anything,

0:45:46 > 0:45:48so this is on Clint.

0:45:48 > 0:45:51Can you put captions over someone's head after you edit?

0:45:52 > 0:45:54- Yes.- Oh, yeah.- You can?

0:45:54 > 0:45:57I'm just throwing this out, I'm throwing it out.

0:45:57 > 0:45:58When you call her,

0:45:58 > 0:46:02you're talking about this, she's talking about something else.

0:46:02 > 0:46:05He would call her up and say, "Let's do some dirty laundry."

0:46:05 > 0:46:07"I need it and I need it bad."

0:46:07 > 0:46:09Right. That's it.

0:46:09 > 0:46:10I thought of this idea

0:46:10 > 0:46:14to come up with these pop-ups that add to what someone may be thinking,

0:46:14 > 0:46:16like, you say something to someone

0:46:16 > 0:46:18and you're thinking, "He's a jerk,"

0:46:18 > 0:46:22but you're nice to him, but still you're thinking he's an idiot.

0:46:22 > 0:46:25I was thinking, if we can add that in, we're going to win this.

0:46:25 > 0:46:27It would grab people's attention.

0:46:27 > 0:46:31And that would take away all the seriousness of it, which is great.

0:46:38 > 0:46:40- OK.- OK.- Are we ready to watch?

0:46:40 > 0:46:43- Finally.- Let's rock and roll. - Notepad.

0:46:43 > 0:46:45Lois is great as a project manager.

0:46:45 > 0:46:47She's organised and on top of things

0:46:47 > 0:46:50and she's a pretty sharp lady. I got a lot of respect for her.

0:46:50 > 0:46:55- That's it!- That's it, but we need to time it better.

0:46:55 > 0:46:57Since All's main demographic is women,

0:46:57 > 0:47:00it's good to see the women watching the video

0:47:00 > 0:47:02and totally cackling out loud.

0:47:03 > 0:47:07- Yeah!- 'As a team, if you give it 100%'

0:47:07 > 0:47:08and do the absolute best you can

0:47:08 > 0:47:12and everybody agrees and everybody works together, you can't lose.

0:47:13 > 0:47:17I don't feel very good about what we have here,

0:47:17 > 0:47:19and I was the project manager, so...

0:47:19 > 0:47:21DEEP BREATH

0:47:23 > 0:47:25He locked the door.

0:47:25 > 0:47:27What the hell are we supposed to do here, then?

0:47:27 > 0:47:29We're locked out? We're locked out!

0:47:29 > 0:47:34We were not even allowed to go into the editing room. This was madness.

0:47:34 > 0:47:39I really do not think the ladies could have brought anything

0:47:39 > 0:47:41to the editing process.

0:47:41 > 0:47:46I told the girls they could be most help by staying behind and relaxing

0:47:46 > 0:47:51and hopefully, they take that as a nice gesture for them to enjoy.

0:47:51 > 0:47:53It looks like it was done quickly.

0:47:53 > 0:47:56If we could just put captions on,

0:47:56 > 0:48:00we could say with each of our names, "Hi, this is Joan Rivers.

0:48:00 > 0:48:03"I do not endorse what is coming..."

0:48:03 > 0:48:06Each of us would do that.

0:48:06 > 0:48:07That would be very funny.

0:48:13 > 0:48:17'BLEEP! BLEEP!'

0:48:17 > 0:48:20LAUGHTER

0:48:20 > 0:48:23BLEEP!

0:48:32 > 0:48:34If we lose, it is because the executives were

0:48:34 > 0:48:39looking for something a little bit more wholesome.

0:48:39 > 0:48:41BLEEP! BLEEP!

0:48:41 > 0:48:48Melissa and Annie and Jesse have a good idea of what really sells.

0:48:48 > 0:48:52I am going by their judgment because that is not my expertise.

0:48:55 > 0:48:56We will see what happens.

0:48:56 > 0:48:58We are done!

0:48:58 > 0:49:00You have to title it. That's all we have left.

0:49:00 > 0:49:04Jesse James Dirty With Midgets or Getting Dirty With Midgets?

0:49:04 > 0:49:06I think Jesse James Dirty With Midgets.

0:49:06 > 0:49:09We finished off our video. We came up with a title.

0:49:09 > 0:49:11- Everyone happy?- Yes.

0:49:11 > 0:49:14If we lose and I get taken to the boardroom,

0:49:14 > 0:49:19'I will ask my team who wants to go. The truth is that, if we lose, I have no choice but to take the bullet.'

0:49:19 > 0:49:23I was the leader and there is not one person who did not do their job.

0:49:23 > 0:49:28We are done. Jesse James Dirty With Midgets.

0:49:31 > 0:49:32Let me call them in.

0:49:35 > 0:49:36Kotu, we are ready.

0:49:36 > 0:49:39We are going to a world premiere.

0:49:39 > 0:49:42We are going to watch this from the top.

0:49:42 > 0:49:45Please hold your comments until it is over.

0:49:45 > 0:49:48I will go round and give each of you the chance to give your input

0:49:48 > 0:49:51and we will try to make it better.

0:49:51 > 0:49:54OK?

0:49:54 > 0:49:56- 'Hello.- Hey, sweetie.'

0:49:56 > 0:49:59'Shortly, Mr Trump will sit down with all the executives

0:49:59 > 0:50:03'and Perez Hilton will give his opinion on the viral videos.'

0:50:03 > 0:50:05'We can do it tomorrow, I promise.'

0:50:05 > 0:50:09The executives said the demographic is women 25 and older.

0:50:10 > 0:50:14I am that demographic and I had no idea

0:50:14 > 0:50:16what the product was about.

0:50:16 > 0:50:18'We are insulting the product.'

0:50:18 > 0:50:22You are talking about masturbating with a laundry detergent.

0:50:24 > 0:50:29- So, Herschel?- I think you have to put captions on. That is my opinion.

0:50:29 > 0:50:34- Anything else?- I am trying to understand the video here.

0:50:34 > 0:50:35I do not get it.

0:50:35 > 0:50:39Everyone thinks their baby is the prettiest, no matter how ugly

0:50:39 > 0:50:40the child may be.

0:50:40 > 0:50:45I see so much that can be done to try to pep this up.

0:50:45 > 0:50:47- Joan?- It is very slick.

0:50:47 > 0:50:49I don't know what it tells me.

0:50:49 > 0:50:52I would not have a clue what to do with it unless we made it funny.

0:50:52 > 0:50:56- I think it is cheesy. - Do you want to leave it here?

0:50:56 > 0:50:59Do you want to try to make it better?

0:50:59 > 0:51:02We have an hour and a half.

0:51:02 > 0:51:05- How do you feel? - I think that is a mistake.

0:51:05 > 0:51:09Why don't you let us do the pop-ups without you?

0:51:09 > 0:51:11- You can make the decision. - The time is too short.

0:51:11 > 0:51:14- Here is what I would like to do. - You say no to everything.

0:51:14 > 0:51:17That is not true. Let's not waste time arguing.

0:51:17 > 0:51:23- I am wasting time sitting here. - If you want to waste your time

0:51:23 > 0:51:25sitting here, I have important things to work on.

0:51:25 > 0:51:28Tell me what the team is supposed to do.

0:51:28 > 0:51:30- Why don't you...? - What does the team do?

0:51:30 > 0:51:34- I want to know.- Wait a moment. - Tell me what this team does.

0:51:34 > 0:51:35- Am I the project manager? - I don't care.

0:51:35 > 0:51:38If you stop talking, I'll tell you what the team does.

0:51:38 > 0:51:40Let's hear what the team does.

0:51:40 > 0:51:42If you were the project manager, I would shut up

0:51:42 > 0:51:45- as soon as you asked me to. - That's not what project managers do.

0:51:45 > 0:51:47I'm the driving force behind this task

0:51:47 > 0:51:50and if we end up losing this task

0:51:50 > 0:51:52and I'm brought back into the boardroom,

0:51:52 > 0:51:56there's really only one person I could bring into the boardroom

0:51:56 > 0:51:58with me and that's Joan.

0:51:58 > 0:52:01If it weren't for Joan, we would've been a well-oiled machine.

0:52:01 > 0:52:03We would have moved quickly.

0:52:03 > 0:52:05Clint, you're a smart man, you're a bright man

0:52:05 > 0:52:09and I hope we never see each other again when this is over.

0:52:23 > 0:52:28So, Kevin, Shannon, let's look at these videos.

0:52:32 > 0:52:34- Hello.- Hey, sweetie.

0:52:34 > 0:52:36I can't wait to see you when I get home.

0:52:36 > 0:52:43- Want to do dirty laundry tonight? - No, not tonight.- All right.

0:52:43 > 0:52:45His wife is going to love this.

0:52:45 > 0:52:47My housework was easier than I thought.

0:52:49 > 0:52:52- We could do the dirty laundry, if you want.- Whoa!

0:52:52 > 0:52:53No, that's OK, sweetie,

0:52:53 > 0:52:55it was a small load, I did it by hand.

0:52:58 > 0:53:01- Interesting.- Very.

0:53:01 > 0:53:06- Your constituents are going to find that racy.- Yes.- Absolutely.

0:53:06 > 0:53:07Let's see the second one.

0:53:10 > 0:53:13Am I on TV now?

0:53:13 > 0:53:17Hi, I'm Jesse James.

0:53:17 > 0:53:18I'm a car mechanic.

0:53:18 > 0:53:22Sometimes when I work, I get really dirty, so I use All.

0:53:22 > 0:53:24All, is three times concentrated.

0:53:24 > 0:53:28That means it's three times as strong.

0:53:28 > 0:53:33Ahh!

0:53:33 > 0:53:37Stay fresh in your clothes all day long with All Small and Mighty.

0:53:37 > 0:53:39- This is- BLEEP!

0:53:39 > 0:53:41Yo, what's wrong with you?

0:53:41 > 0:53:43Yeah!

0:53:45 > 0:53:49- Why don't we see what Perez Hilton thought?- Fine, let's go.

0:53:52 > 0:53:54Hello.

0:53:54 > 0:53:57- Hi, it's Donald Trump, how are you? - I'm quite well.

0:53:57 > 0:53:59I just saw these two videos

0:53:59 > 0:54:03and I have a lot of opinions on them.

0:54:03 > 0:54:07Let's start with the Kotu one. I was very disappointed in it.

0:54:07 > 0:54:13I think that they were short-sighted with making a video

0:54:13 > 0:54:15that they thought was buzz-worthy.

0:54:15 > 0:54:17I think they were going for humour,

0:54:17 > 0:54:20but I didn't find it very funny at all.

0:54:20 > 0:54:24Jesse James' video, I thought that one was excellent, actually.

0:54:24 > 0:54:29I started laughing since the very beginning of the video.

0:54:29 > 0:54:30If I didn't have to,

0:54:30 > 0:54:34I wouldn't have watched the Kotu video all the way through.

0:54:34 > 0:54:35With the Jesse James video,

0:54:35 > 0:54:39who do you think the consumer that's going to pass it along would be?

0:54:39 > 0:54:41The thing with the Jesse James video,

0:54:41 > 0:54:47I found the video that his group made very appealing.

0:54:47 > 0:54:49However, I am a gay man.

0:54:49 > 0:54:51Perez, I had no idea. Is that true?

0:54:51 > 0:54:54- It's very true. - I had no idea. Go ahead.

0:54:54 > 0:55:00I also think the video appeals to a younger, demographic straight man.

0:55:00 > 0:55:04So one audience Perez has left out is women with children

0:55:04 > 0:55:06and whether or not it would appeal to that group,

0:55:06 > 0:55:09the group we really want to be talking to and connecting with.

0:55:09 > 0:55:12That's where we think there's a disconnect.

0:55:12 > 0:55:15Absolutely, I don't think either of those videos appeal to women

0:55:15 > 0:55:16with children.

0:55:16 > 0:55:19Perez, keep up the good work, you're terrific.

0:55:19 > 0:55:21Thanks for thinking of me, I had fun.

0:55:21 > 0:55:23- Thank you very much.- Bye-bye.

0:55:23 > 0:55:24Bye.

0:55:26 > 0:55:30OK, so, what did you like about Athena?

0:55:30 > 0:55:32I think the use of Jesse was interesting.

0:55:32 > 0:55:35The brand message in it was really well done,

0:55:35 > 0:55:39but I think that the title of it, using "midget" in there,

0:55:40 > 0:55:46and also having the little people, go off and curse...

0:55:46 > 0:55:48Which could also be very insulting to some people.

0:55:48 > 0:55:51I don't know if they've used those folks in the right way.

0:55:51 > 0:55:56It was a poor choice, to go in that direction, towards the end.

0:55:56 > 0:55:59- What did you like about Kotu? - Kotu's video,

0:55:59 > 0:56:01I really liked the relaxing music.

0:56:01 > 0:56:03I also liked the use of the thought bubbles

0:56:03 > 0:56:06to keep the story going and tell the story.

0:56:06 > 0:56:10I don't know if All wants to be the brand for cheating men.

0:56:10 > 0:56:15We're not really about a closed-door activity. The laundry room's usually an open door.

0:56:15 > 0:56:18- This could alienate our consumer. - Definitely.

0:56:18 > 0:56:21Due to the risque-ness and the cheating factor.

0:56:21 > 0:56:24So, who did better? Who's the winner?

0:56:48 > 0:56:50Hello.

0:57:01 > 0:57:03Clint, how did you do?

0:57:03 > 0:57:06We did OK, under the circumstances.

0:57:06 > 0:57:07- What does that mean?- Not great.

0:57:07 > 0:57:09You didn't like it?

0:57:09 > 0:57:15I think it ended up turning out better than I had expected.

0:57:15 > 0:57:18Do you think your wife will be upset? She's an amazing woman.

0:57:18 > 0:57:23- Will she be upset? That girl was beautiful.- She has a sense of humour.- She'd better!

0:57:23 > 0:57:26Joan, what did you think of the video your team did?

0:57:26 > 0:57:28- I am ashamed to be any part of it. - Why?

0:57:28 > 0:57:32- Because...- Because it didn't do what we were supposed to do.

0:57:32 > 0:57:34I thought it was dirty.

0:57:34 > 0:57:35I thought it was stupid.

0:57:35 > 0:57:39I don't think it handled the product in any way.

0:57:39 > 0:57:45A woman washes her clothes and her husband says, "I don't need you now, cos I've masturbated"?

0:57:45 > 0:57:48I'm sorry. I found it very offensive.

0:57:48 > 0:57:52Joan was actually very verbal about this from the get-go.

0:57:52 > 0:57:55- You let them know you didn't like it?- I let them know I didn't like it

0:57:55 > 0:58:00and, at the same time, I said, "I am here to do anything.

0:58:00 > 0:58:04"I know I'm a good editor. I know I'm a good writer.

0:58:04 > 0:58:08"I'm here to help you." I got down on my knees to you.

0:58:08 > 0:58:10- On my knees.- No!- Yes.

0:58:10 > 0:58:13You?! I've known you so many years,

0:58:13 > 0:58:16you've never dropped to your knees for anyone, that I know of.

0:58:16 > 0:58:20- My career could've been bigger. - It would've been much bigger!

0:58:20 > 0:58:21LAUGHTER

0:58:21 > 0:58:25It's true. Joan had several ideas. They were incomplete.

0:58:25 > 0:58:30- Why were they incomplete?- They had a middle, not a beginning or end,

0:58:30 > 0:58:33- or they had a beginning, not a middle or end.- Joan?- I'm a writer.

0:58:33 > 0:58:37You start every sentence in a writing meeting with "what if?" -

0:58:37 > 0:58:40of course they're not complete! This is called a brainstorm.

0:58:40 > 0:58:45I was throwing a million ideas up and I said, "Take what you want,

0:58:45 > 0:58:48"see if it works, if it doesn't work, throw it away."

0:58:48 > 0:58:52He had the joke and we were doing the joke

0:58:52 > 0:58:55and the joke didn't even work with the product.

0:58:55 > 0:58:59Nobody even used the product for a happy ending.

0:59:00 > 0:59:02Joan, do you like Clint?

0:59:02 > 0:59:05I liked Clint. I hope I never see Clint again.

0:59:05 > 0:59:09If he comes down a red carpet, I will turn my back.

0:59:09 > 0:59:14- Would you like to see him perform? - Never. I'm taking every CD and throwing it out of my house.

0:59:14 > 0:59:18- Tell us how you really feel(!) - I've taken this very personally.

0:59:18 > 0:59:22How about our great golf champion? What do you think, Natalie?

0:59:22 > 0:59:26We all talked about the idea, we brainstormed, thought it was funny,

0:59:26 > 0:59:30we met with the executives. I thought we were all on the same page,

0:59:30 > 0:59:34but we were way off. Our demographic was a she, she was a pretty conservative woman.

0:59:34 > 0:59:36This was a very conservative brand.

0:59:36 > 0:59:40And I was hoping we would start from ground zero.

0:59:40 > 0:59:44Did you not know some of those things going into it?

0:59:44 > 0:59:47If I'm thinking of detergent, I'd say it's a woman, a mother,

0:59:47 > 0:59:52it's a little conservative. It's not exactly avant-garde.

0:59:52 > 0:59:54But they wanted viral video.

0:59:54 > 0:59:59Correct. But you can do viral with a message and it can still deliver. It's just a bit more difficult.

0:59:59 > 1:00:02Herschel, what do you think?

1:00:02 > 1:00:07I thought it was kind of silly. Then I thought Clint just missed his wife,

1:00:07 > 1:00:09so that's the reason it was there.

1:00:09 > 1:00:12And I'm not being mean. I wouldn't send that to anyone.

1:00:12 > 1:00:15That's not something I'll send to a friend...

1:00:15 > 1:00:18- You didn't really like the video very much?- No.

1:00:18 > 1:00:23Was it too late to choose another direction?

1:00:23 > 1:00:28We're talking about half-formulated ideas that could counter Clint's suggestion. At some point,

1:00:28 > 1:00:31you say, "While we're not happy, this is the only direction we have."

1:00:31 > 1:00:36We didn't have any other ideas that I thought were better.

1:00:36 > 1:00:41It's a lot easier to do your job when there's not dissent.

1:00:41 > 1:00:48- Once your leader makes his decision, you carry it out as if it were your own.- Which I did!- That's not true.

1:00:48 > 1:00:52- I did everything you asked me to do, Clint!- Why are you so upset?

1:00:52 > 1:00:55I am so personal about things being the best I can make them.

1:00:55 > 1:00:57It's my whole life.

1:00:57 > 1:01:00Clint, do they have women like Joan in the country?

1:01:00 > 1:01:03Not too many!

1:01:03 > 1:01:05Probably castrating bulls!

1:01:05 > 1:01:08I'm not going to engage in any personal attacks.

1:01:08 > 1:01:13Her idea was that we sit around the table talking about what we're going to do with the product

1:01:13 > 1:01:17then we get into a big fight, I walk away and she spits in my hamburger...

1:01:17 > 1:01:20Oh, she did not spit in your hamburger!

1:01:20 > 1:01:23- That was her idea, Melissa. - That was a joke!

1:01:23 > 1:01:27Melissa, you don't like hearing this about your mother?

1:01:27 > 1:01:29No, it's very hard to sit here...

1:01:29 > 1:01:33I think it's great that you don't like it. You mind this?

1:01:33 > 1:01:36I mind it terribly and also...

1:01:36 > 1:01:40That's why you love your daughter, Joan. She couldn't stand it.

1:01:40 > 1:01:45I was watching her, waiting. I was talking to you, cos I looked at her. She's ready to explode.

1:01:45 > 1:01:48And now you have exploded. Go ahead, Melissa.

1:01:48 > 1:01:51Well, also... Can I just talk for one sec, please?

1:01:51 > 1:01:57- You'll be the first woman he'll allow that with... - Wait, wait. You weren't there.

1:01:57 > 1:01:59No, but can I address one thing?

1:01:59 > 1:02:02That... That is what drives people a little batty. So...

1:02:02 > 1:02:06- About what?- Sometimes my mom doesn't let you get a full thought out.

1:02:06 > 1:02:08Joan...you're fired.

1:02:08 > 1:02:09OK!

1:02:09 > 1:02:12MELISSA: And I understand that about her.

1:02:12 > 1:02:15- Because of your daughter, right. - I understand that.

1:02:15 > 1:02:19- You mean she's basically a pain in the ass and somewhat obnoxious.- No.

1:02:19 > 1:02:24- Is your mother obnoxious?- No. - Do you think you're obnoxious?- No. - Not even a little bit?- No!

1:02:24 > 1:02:27I think I'm sarcastic. And I was offended...

1:02:27 > 1:02:32But you love your mother and don't like to hear Clint talk about her that way.

1:02:32 > 1:02:35Well, no. I also understand, kind of, the dynamic.

1:02:35 > 1:02:38And how their personalities could clash.

1:02:38 > 1:02:43I think a lot of the problem was Clint was trying to tell my mother what's funny.

1:02:43 > 1:02:46And that's where I think...

1:02:46 > 1:02:47That is hard to do.

1:02:47 > 1:02:51She's one of the greatest in the world, maybe ever,

1:02:51 > 1:02:55and you're trying to tell her what's funny. Not that you don't have a right to do that...

1:02:55 > 1:03:00You would've thought you'd have spoken to Joan Rivers and asked for her idea.

1:03:00 > 1:03:02All right.

1:03:02 > 1:03:04Let's get to Melissa.

1:03:04 > 1:03:06How do you think your video did?

1:03:06 > 1:03:10It was funny and silly to the point where you can't believe

1:03:10 > 1:03:14what your watching, but it never offends the product.

1:03:14 > 1:03:17- I want to play both videos.- OK. - Let's see 'em. Go ahead, Kotu.

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1:03:21 > 1:03:22Hello?

1:03:22 > 1:03:25Hey, sweetie. I can't wait to see you when I get home.

1:03:25 > 1:03:29- Going to do some dirty laundry tonight?- No, not tonight.

1:03:29 > 1:03:31- All right.- We can do it tomorrow night, I promise.

1:03:31 > 1:03:34All right. Tomorrow night.

1:03:40 > 1:03:45My housework was a little easier than I thought it would be. We could still do the dirty laundry if you want?

1:03:47 > 1:03:51That's OK, sweetie, it was a small load. I did it by hand.

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1:04:08 > 1:04:10Annie, what did you think of Kotu's video?

1:04:10 > 1:04:15I thought it was terrible! I didn't understand it, it wasn't viral, it wasn't pushing the edge.

1:04:15 > 1:04:17It was pushing the edge in one way.

1:04:17 > 1:04:19But in a way that wasn't...

1:04:19 > 1:04:23- It was more porn than viral. - I was offended by it.

1:04:23 > 1:04:25Do you agree the girl had an amazing body?

1:04:25 > 1:04:30I think you should bring her in immediately, because I'd like to have her walk up and down.

1:04:30 > 1:04:32And then fire her.

1:04:32 > 1:04:36Don't know if I have the authority, but I'd be happy to help you out.

1:04:36 > 1:04:37OK, very good.

1:04:37 > 1:04:41Brande, you're one of the queens of bodies. She was great, right?

1:04:41 > 1:04:46- In the sense of physical?- She didn't look like the mom of four kids.

1:04:46 > 1:04:52- I would say she didn't have lots of children.- I don't want to see that. I think I'm the demographic of all.

1:04:52 > 1:04:56In fact, I use it. And I have four children...

1:04:56 > 1:05:00- You have four children?- I do, yes. 13, 10, 8 and 6.

1:05:00 > 1:05:04- And I do a lot of laundry.- You didn't adopt?- They came out of my body.

1:05:04 > 1:05:06- Wow, you look great, congratulations!- Thank you!

1:05:06 > 1:05:09OK, let's go. The other one.

1:05:12 > 1:05:14Am I on TV now?

1:05:14 > 1:05:19Hi, I'm Jesse James. I'm a car mechanic.

1:05:19 > 1:05:21Sometimes when I work, I get really dirty,

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1:05:39 > 1:05:42it's three times as strong.

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1:05:49 > 1:05:50DING!

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1:05:57 > 1:05:58GONG CHIMES

1:05:58 > 1:06:01- That's a- BLEEP!

1:06:01 > 1:06:06Yo, what's wrong with you?! What happened?

1:06:06 > 1:06:10- I'm outta here too.- BLEEP!

1:06:10 > 1:06:11Yeah!

1:06:11 > 1:06:13I like that.

1:06:13 > 1:06:17So, that's where all the little people were working yesterday!

1:06:17 > 1:06:20Natalie was laughing!

1:06:20 > 1:06:23I mean, that's not very good for your team.

1:06:23 > 1:06:27- Even if you like it, you shouldn't be laughing.- I'm sorry!

1:06:27 > 1:06:30- I've seen Jesse act much better than that.- What's interesting

1:06:30 > 1:06:34is that your team was really cracking up. They really liked it.

1:06:34 > 1:06:37- You know who else liked it? Perez Hilton.- Thank you.

1:06:37 > 1:06:41Joan, what did you think of Athena's video?

1:06:41 > 1:06:45I thought it was hilarious. I would send that on. I loved Jesse.

1:06:45 > 1:06:49Do you think they're going into the right demographic with Jesse?

1:06:49 > 1:06:50Absolutely. Women will laugh.

1:06:50 > 1:06:52OK.

1:06:52 > 1:06:55- Women like Jesse. - A lot.

1:06:55 > 1:06:58That's a proven fact. That's a proven fact, Jesse, huh?

1:06:58 > 1:07:04Did you like working with the women and what was the difference between working with the men?

1:07:04 > 1:07:09You know what, these are four super smart, strong, amazing ladies.

1:07:09 > 1:07:13It was by far the best team experience I've had to date on this show.

1:07:13 > 1:07:15Oh! We love you, Jesse!

1:07:15 > 1:07:20Melissa, why did you make the little people curse at the end?

1:07:20 > 1:07:24- We just thought...- Whose idea was it?

1:07:24 > 1:07:25That was everybody's idea.

1:07:25 > 1:07:29- And that, again, pushed it... - It's pretty aggressive.

1:07:29 > 1:07:35- ..out of bad commercial, again, into the viral category. - Do you think using the little people

1:07:35 > 1:07:39and using the word "midget" - do you think that was offensive

1:07:39 > 1:07:42to a large group in our population?

1:07:42 > 1:07:47One thing we did was we searched the internet for the most used keywords

1:07:47 > 1:07:49when searching viral videos.

1:07:49 > 1:07:53And "midget" is one of the top five words.

1:07:53 > 1:07:55Tionne, do you think you won?

1:07:55 > 1:07:59- I feel like we did. - You really stepped up last week.

1:07:59 > 1:08:03- Thank you.- I was very proud of you. That was great.- I appreciate it.

1:08:03 > 1:08:07OK. I think it's time to find out...

1:08:08 > 1:08:13Ultimately, the executives from all made the decision.

1:08:13 > 1:08:16And their decision was that...

1:08:16 > 1:08:20they hated both videos.

1:08:20 > 1:08:23There's no winner here tonight.

1:08:23 > 1:08:25Melissa, they didn't like yours.

1:08:25 > 1:08:28They didn't like the demeaning of the little people.

1:08:28 > 1:08:34They didn't like the foul language. You know, it is All detergent.

1:08:34 > 1:08:37With yours, they hated that you had a woman on

1:08:37 > 1:08:43and it was like a porn deal and they're catering to woman from all over the country, the world,

1:08:43 > 1:08:44that want to buy detergent.

1:08:44 > 1:08:48They don't need a beautiful woman in a bikini, and you're getting crazy.

1:08:50 > 1:08:52And...

1:08:52 > 1:08:54I agree with them.

1:08:54 > 1:08:58I'm going to ask Clint to pick two people to come back into the boardroom.

1:08:58 > 1:09:03I'm going to ask Melissa to pick two people

1:09:03 > 1:09:05and come back into the boardroom.

1:09:05 > 1:09:09You're going to come back together and I'm going to fire two people. OK?

1:09:09 > 1:09:13- Wow.- All right? Melissa, who are you going to pick?

1:09:14 > 1:09:18Well, we had discussed this earlier,

1:09:18 > 1:09:21because I really feel there's no person on our team

1:09:21 > 1:09:25- that would not take responsibility. - That's the way life goes.

1:09:25 > 1:09:30I said, "Would anyone mind stepping up and coming in with me?" Tionne said she would stand by me.

1:09:30 > 1:09:32Is that true?

1:09:32 > 1:09:34OK. Who else?

1:09:34 > 1:09:35Er...

1:09:37 > 1:09:39- Who else?- I guess...Brande.

1:09:39 > 1:09:42All right. So, Tionne and Brande, you'll come back in.

1:09:44 > 1:09:47Clint, who are you going to bring back in?

1:09:51 > 1:09:53Khloe and Natalie.

1:09:55 > 1:09:56All right.

1:09:56 > 1:09:59If you would please go outside and you'll come back in.

1:09:59 > 1:10:03Everyone else go back to the War Room. Thank you very much.

1:10:12 > 1:10:14Two people are going to be fired.

1:10:14 > 1:10:16I'll say, "No, I should be fired."

1:10:16 > 1:10:18I'm not going to let you guys be fired.

1:10:18 > 1:10:20They could fire two from a team.

1:10:20 > 1:10:26- Both teams did bad so he has to choose one from one bad team and one from the other.- He doesn't have to.

1:10:26 > 1:10:27He could keep you and fire us.

1:10:27 > 1:10:30That's not going to happen, why would he do that?

1:10:30 > 1:10:31Because he's Donald Trump!

1:10:31 > 1:10:34There's no way! Come on!

1:10:39 > 1:10:41- Both teams did a lousy job. - They did.

1:10:41 > 1:10:43They really did.

1:10:43 > 1:10:46I definitely felt they clearly missed the demographic.

1:10:46 > 1:10:49- 'Amanda, let them in.'- You can head back into the boardroom now.

1:10:49 > 1:10:51- Thank you.- Thank you.

1:10:55 > 1:10:56Thank you.

1:11:05 > 1:11:08So, Melissa, why did you bring these two people back in?

1:11:08 > 1:11:14Because I have nothing to fault anyone on my team with.

1:11:14 > 1:11:17We talked about it ahead of time, I wanted the four them to go off

1:11:17 > 1:11:21and figure it out because I felt it was such a collaborative effort.

1:11:21 > 1:11:26I knew if we lost that I was going, I needed to volunteers. Tionne said...

1:11:26 > 1:11:29But, Tionne, you liked her as a project manager, right?

1:11:29 > 1:11:33- Yes, I did.- And she took responsibility, which I loved.- Yes.

1:11:33 > 1:11:36What did it you think, Brande, of Melissa as a project manager?

1:11:36 > 1:11:42I thought she was great. I thought she really took charge

1:11:42 > 1:11:46and assigned people to certain things and kept the room harmonious.

1:11:46 > 1:11:48There was no arguing

1:11:48 > 1:11:52and I think that has a lot to do with your project manager.

1:11:52 > 1:11:55Well, this is very hard. Because usually, as a project manager,

1:11:55 > 1:11:57you'd lose.

1:11:57 > 1:11:59And I'm aware of that.

1:11:59 > 1:12:03But a lot of people, really a lot, loved the job you did.

1:12:03 > 1:12:06They felt the job you did was spectacular.

1:12:06 > 1:12:08- Thank you. - Brande, I think you were agree?

1:12:08 > 1:12:10Yes, she's a pro,

1:12:10 > 1:12:13she knows what she's doing.

1:12:13 > 1:12:14There was no tension.

1:12:14 > 1:12:15I agree.

1:12:15 > 1:12:20And some people loved your video. I'll be honest, some people love it.

1:12:20 > 1:12:24Unfortunately, the people that counted, the All executives, didn't.

1:12:24 > 1:12:28I understand that but I am thrilled that Perez loved it,

1:12:28 > 1:12:32which means we hit their viral message.

1:12:32 > 1:12:35Now, Brande didn't volunteer to come back, you looked at her

1:12:35 > 1:12:39but she was not very quick to volunteer to come back in.

1:12:39 > 1:12:40- She didn't volunteer.- No.

1:12:40 > 1:12:44But Tionne did volunteer to come back.

1:12:44 > 1:12:47- You volunteered to come back? - Yes, I did.

1:12:47 > 1:12:49Did you ever hear of anyone named Bradford?

1:12:52 > 1:12:54Do you know who Bradford is?

1:12:56 > 1:12:58I don't know who you're speaking of.

1:12:58 > 1:13:01Bradford was a contestant on the show,

1:13:01 > 1:13:03a very smart lawyer from Florida

1:13:03 > 1:13:06who was absolutely doing fantastically well,

1:13:06 > 1:13:10he was a brilliant guy, and is to this day, a brilliant guy.

1:13:10 > 1:13:14He's running for office, he's doing fantastic things.

1:13:14 > 1:13:17He was the leader of the pack, he was doing fantastically well

1:13:17 > 1:13:19and he volunteered to come back.

1:13:19 > 1:13:22He said, "Mr Trump, I volunteer to come back."

1:13:22 > 1:13:25- You know what happened?- What? - He came back and I said,

1:13:25 > 1:13:29"You volunteered to come back, and you're fired."

1:13:30 > 1:13:34So, Tionne, you volunteered to come back. You're fired!

1:13:34 > 1:13:36I'm sorry.

1:13:36 > 1:13:40- I have great respect for you. - Wow! How can I be fired?

1:13:40 > 1:13:43I love your voice. Never volunteer for execution.

1:13:43 > 1:13:46If you'd have seen Bradford, you'd have understood.

1:13:46 > 1:13:49Somewhere, Bradford's watching and he knew what was going to happen.

1:13:49 > 1:13:53You shouldn't have volunteered to come back. You shouldn't have done.

1:13:53 > 1:13:58- But I have got a lot of respect for you. Go.- Thank you.- Thank you.

1:13:58 > 1:13:59Get out. Go, Melissa.

1:14:01 > 1:14:04- Oh, my God.- It's all good.

1:14:04 > 1:14:06Never volunteer for execution.

1:14:06 > 1:14:09- I didn't volunteer for execution. - You shouldn't have. You did.

1:14:09 > 1:14:11She did it to support me.

1:14:11 > 1:14:15She did, but she volunteered. She should have sat there and relaxed.

1:14:15 > 1:14:18- I just want to say...- You would have been fired if she did that.

1:14:18 > 1:14:23- I know.- If she did that, you would have been fired. Get out. Go.

1:14:32 > 1:14:34Oh, my God.

1:14:35 > 1:14:38- I'll call you.- All right.

1:14:38 > 1:14:40- Goodbye.- Bye.

1:14:40 > 1:14:42'I was surprised when he fired me,'

1:14:42 > 1:14:47it wasn't like I was in the War Room to get fired. I don't mind taking chances,

1:14:47 > 1:14:49'I don't mind standing up for something I believe in.

1:14:49 > 1:14:51'I have lived my whole career on the edge,'

1:14:51 > 1:14:54and I think that speaks within itself.

1:14:55 > 1:14:58This is so screwed up, you guys.

1:14:58 > 1:15:01This is not right, it is truly not right.

1:15:01 > 1:15:02Sorry.

1:15:03 > 1:15:05I am truly here for two reasons,

1:15:05 > 1:15:10one, our charity, and, two, to be working with Melissa.

1:15:10 > 1:15:12If Melissa were fired, I'd be very upset.

1:15:12 > 1:15:15So, I'm very tense.

1:15:19 > 1:15:21- Oh, God.- Oh, thank God.

1:15:21 > 1:15:25Well, it wasn't great news. He said, "If Tionne hadn't volunteered,

1:15:25 > 1:15:29"you'd have been fired. Tionne, you volunteered, you're out."

1:15:29 > 1:15:30Whoa. I'm so sorry for her.

1:15:30 > 1:15:34Was that surprising to you a little bit?

1:15:34 > 1:15:36Yeah!

1:15:36 > 1:15:39Well, sadly, one of you is next.

1:15:47 > 1:15:49Natalie, what do you think?

1:15:49 > 1:15:52I think that Clint fought all day for the last two days with Joan,

1:15:52 > 1:15:56and when he had two people to bring in to the room,

1:15:56 > 1:15:57he brought in Khloe and I.

1:15:57 > 1:15:59You know, that was very smart.

1:15:59 > 1:16:02I'd have assumed you'd bring Joan back in

1:16:02 > 1:16:05and yet there's no chance that I could have fired her.

1:16:05 > 1:16:07Not because I like her, not because of anything,

1:16:07 > 1:16:11but because she was really right in what she was saying.

1:16:11 > 1:16:15- I do take responsibility for my actions.- Which I respect.- Thank you.

1:16:15 > 1:16:19I have respect for everyone on the show. They're all here for a reason.

1:16:19 > 1:16:22Clint, in terms of country music,

1:16:22 > 1:16:25you've sold as many records as anybody, haven't you?

1:16:25 > 1:16:2620 million, roughly.

1:16:26 > 1:16:30- Amazing, an amazing amount of records.- Very satisfying.

1:16:30 > 1:16:35There's always a reason for success, the great voice, the demeanour, whatever it is, there's a reason.

1:16:35 > 1:16:40If you weren't fired, you are a busy guy, you've got concerts

1:16:40 > 1:16:43you sell out stadiums, you're doing great.

1:16:43 > 1:16:47Would you like to be fired so you can go home and do concerts instead

1:16:47 > 1:16:48of staying for a couple of weeks?

1:16:48 > 1:16:51I would like to continue with the game.

1:16:53 > 1:16:55Natalie, let me ask you this...

1:16:57 > 1:17:02- ..u have a big golf tournament very soon in Asia.- Yep, in Korea.

1:17:02 > 1:17:04And they want you in the tournament.

1:17:04 > 1:17:09If I fired you now, would that make you happy or would you rather go on?

1:17:09 > 1:17:11No, I'd rather go on.

1:17:11 > 1:17:13And even if you miss the golf tournament?

1:17:13 > 1:17:15Yeah, even if I miss it.

1:17:15 > 1:17:19There's a lot of tournaments but this was a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

1:17:19 > 1:17:22You'd rather miss this big Asian golf tournament and the prize money.

1:17:22 > 1:17:26And a tremendous appearance fee, absolutely.

1:17:26 > 1:17:27I gave my word that I'd do this.

1:17:29 > 1:17:33Well, you'll fight to the end. Just like you do in golf.

1:17:34 > 1:17:37Khloe, let's talk about you for a second.

1:17:37 > 1:17:41I noticed last week you missed a task, or at least a good part of it.

1:17:41 > 1:17:43Yes.

1:17:43 > 1:17:44I had no idea what happened.

1:17:44 > 1:17:48I just knew you went back to Los Angeles.

1:17:48 > 1:17:52Then, I saw you the other day and I said, "Khloe, where were you?"

1:17:54 > 1:17:55And tell me where you were.

1:17:55 > 1:17:58I have a DUI and I have to take classes.

1:17:58 > 1:18:02In order for me to come here, I had to get a leave of absence.

1:18:02 > 1:18:05My judge was not happy that I had got one to come here.

1:18:05 > 1:18:07So, he made me go to the coroner's office,

1:18:07 > 1:18:11which makes no sense, because I had to fly back to LA, anyway.

1:18:11 > 1:18:13Well, but DUI is very serious stuff.

1:18:13 > 1:18:16I agree with you, and I have taken full responsibility

1:18:16 > 1:18:18from the second I've gotten it.

1:18:18 > 1:18:22Taking responsibility is great and I appreciate that you do.

1:18:22 > 1:18:25I hope like hell it doesn't happen again.

1:18:25 > 1:18:29- I do these DUI classes in a three-month programme.- What have you learned from that?

1:18:29 > 1:18:31I learned from my DUI classes a lot,

1:18:31 > 1:18:36you're in rooms with people who are 18-82 and you get to hear

1:18:36 > 1:18:40all these different experiences from people with drinking problems

1:18:40 > 1:18:42and it's a different outlook.

1:18:42 > 1:18:45It's people you'd never think would have drinking problems.

1:18:45 > 1:18:50I hate people that drive under the influence. I really do.

1:18:50 > 1:18:53I love these mothers that go out and fight, fight, fight.

1:18:53 > 1:18:55They've lost kids.

1:18:57 > 1:19:01I know three people, great people, families,

1:19:01 > 1:19:05who lost children to drunken drivers.

1:19:05 > 1:19:08Kids walking across the street and they got sideswiped.

1:19:08 > 1:19:12Those families have never been the same, they'll never be the same.

1:19:12 > 1:19:13They're great people.

1:19:13 > 1:19:19When you told me that, I actually lost a little respect for you.

1:19:19 > 1:19:24I didn't know this. You told me, nobody from the staff told me.

1:19:24 > 1:19:28If I had known you were missing time from the task because of your DUI,

1:19:28 > 1:19:30you would have never been on the show.

1:19:30 > 1:19:32I think it's a terrible thing

1:19:32 > 1:19:35and after seeing what happened to Dennis last week,

1:19:35 > 1:19:38I can't sit here and do nothing. You understand that?

1:19:40 > 1:19:41What's your charity?

1:19:41 > 1:19:46- My charity is the Brent Shapiro Organisation.- Which is what?

1:19:46 > 1:19:49Brent Shapiro was a friend who died of a drug overdose,

1:19:49 > 1:19:51Robert Shapiro started it for his son.

1:19:51 > 1:19:54- Is it drug and alcohol?- Drug and alcohol. It brings awareness

1:19:54 > 1:19:58and puts programmes into schools to teach about these issues.

1:19:58 > 1:20:00Now, your charity is a great one.

1:20:02 > 1:20:05But what you did goes beyond this task.

1:20:05 > 1:20:10I am going to give 20,000 to your charity,

1:20:10 > 1:20:13because they shouldn't suffer because of a mistake that you made.

1:20:13 > 1:20:15And, Khloe, you're fired.

1:20:20 > 1:20:23Thank you very much. Go!

1:20:38 > 1:20:39Ta-ta.

1:20:41 > 1:20:45- I didn't think in a million years...- Don't worry.

1:20:45 > 1:20:47- I'm sorry.- No worries.

1:20:59 > 1:21:01I hope Khloe learns.

1:21:01 > 1:21:04More than anything else, I hope Khloe learns.

1:21:33 > 1:21:36I don't think Mr Trump made the right decision.

1:21:36 > 1:21:41I have learned my lesson, I have been paying for it every single day.

1:21:41 > 1:21:46You know, I'm trying to fix something I did wrong.

1:21:46 > 1:21:50It just sucks that I had to go out this way, because,

1:21:50 > 1:21:54I don't want people to remember me like that.

1:21:54 > 1:21:57But it is what it is. I'm not Donald Trump.

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