0:00:04 > 0:00:06Welcome to Cape Town, South Africa,
0:00:06 > 0:00:08and the ultimate relationship road test,
0:00:08 > 0:00:11where five couples are about to get behind the wheel.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15But will they get behind each other? Belt up, this is The Getaway Car.
0:00:18 > 0:00:21The team reckon I'm too scared to take on this ramp. As if.
0:00:23 > 0:00:24Mirror, signal...
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Yeah, you don't need to actually see me go down, though.
0:00:30 > 0:00:32You can trust me. I did a big jump and then a barrel roll.
0:00:32 > 0:00:34It was great. Great, keep it schtum, our secret.
0:00:36 > 0:00:38SCREAMING
0:00:42 > 0:00:45- SCREAMING - Idiot!
0:00:58 > 0:01:02So five happy, loving couples are about to put their relationship
0:01:02 > 0:01:05through a series of ridiculous driving challenges
0:01:05 > 0:01:07that require ice-cool composure...
0:01:07 > 0:01:09SHE SCREAMS
0:01:09 > 0:01:11..great car-handling skills...
0:01:11 > 0:01:15and might, just might, cause the tiniest bit of tension.
0:01:15 > 0:01:16No, left.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18But why would they do that?
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Well, all in the hope of taking this dream machine for a spin
0:01:21 > 0:01:24and winning £10,000.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29But whoever gets to drive it
0:01:29 > 0:01:32will also have to deal with this knight in shining overalls.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35It's the brilliant, terrifying and silent driver that is
0:01:35 > 0:01:36Top Gear's the Stig.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Right, sat nav set, thermos flask full,
0:01:42 > 0:01:44let's get this show on the road, shall we?
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Ready to make car insurance companies close their eyes
0:01:53 > 0:02:00and cry for mummy, are today's teams, including...
0:02:00 > 0:02:02Super Mario and his daughter Kate.
0:02:02 > 0:02:06Originally from Milan, Mario now lives in the Milan of Britain -
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Plymouth.
0:02:08 > 0:02:10From Liverpool, retail manager Ian and his brother Gary,
0:02:10 > 0:02:13a bank advisor. Gary is apparently a little vain,
0:02:13 > 0:02:16so we've made sure his car has got a 5ft tiara.
0:02:16 > 0:02:18You are welcome.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22And from magical Macclesfield, we have Karen Murphy
0:02:22 > 0:02:25and her Hollywood husband, Eddie Murphy.
0:02:25 > 0:02:27He was terrific in The Nutty Professor,
0:02:27 > 0:02:30but how will he fare in The Getaway Car?
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Ladies and gentlemen, today's grown ups who should know better.
0:02:35 > 0:02:37I can't believe it's Eddie Murphy.
0:02:44 > 0:02:51MUSIC: Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme by Luciano Michelini
0:02:51 > 0:02:53- Are you ready, my princess? - Ready, Daddy.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56We're going to win, we're going to go for gold. Are you ready?
0:02:56 > 0:02:59No, we haven't heard the noise yet. We have to hear the noise.
0:02:59 > 0:03:00HE LAUGHS
0:03:00 > 0:03:05First up today - Team Red. It's Mario and his bambina, Kate.
0:03:05 > 0:03:07- Mario and Kate, how are we? - We're good.- I'm fine.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- We're OK, we're OK. - Welcome to The Getaway Car.
0:03:09 > 0:03:11Thank you very much that you invite us.
0:03:11 > 0:03:12I'm picking up an accent.
0:03:12 > 0:03:15Yes, my Italian accent, we're never going to lose it.
0:03:15 > 0:03:18Because I'm Italian, very close to my heart.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20- Are you ready? - I'm ready.- Are you sure?
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- Positive. - HE LAUGHS
0:03:22 > 0:03:24Oh, Dad.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26MUSIC: Brindisi by Verdi
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Now ahead of Mario and Kate is a symphony of spectacular obstacles.
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Perfect pitch, tone and patience are required.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35It challenges the most valiant of contestants...
0:03:35 > 0:03:37SHE SCREAMS
0:03:37 > 0:03:39..the most resilient of relationships...
0:03:39 > 0:03:42You are going to do this! Get up the ramp, straight up.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45..and only the fastest three of today's five teams,
0:03:45 > 0:03:47will qualify automatically, for the next round.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49Here we go.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53HORN BEEPS, SHE SCREAMS
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Right, go up there.
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Quick, quick. Put your foot down, go.
0:03:57 > 0:03:59I am really worried, because I just know my dad never listens to me.
0:03:59 > 0:04:01Listen to me, go into first.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03He's the driver and I think
0:04:03 > 0:04:04I should have been the driver.
0:04:04 > 0:04:06What's the problem if I'm the driver?
0:04:06 > 0:04:07Faster, faster.
0:04:07 > 0:04:09Ah, the fender's falling off already.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10Put your foot down.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Go fast, faster, faster, faster.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15With most of the car making it safely through Tin Can Alley,
0:04:15 > 0:04:17it's on to the gigantic see-saws.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20Right, that's it, up there, slowly, slowly, slowly, slowly.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23Quick, quick, quick, quick.
0:04:23 > 0:04:24Oh, Dad, come on, keep going.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27He never really makes much sense, and in the end...
0:04:27 > 0:04:28- I make a lot of sense. - You make no sense.
0:04:28 > 0:04:31You just don't agree with me, that's the only problem.
0:04:31 > 0:04:32Dad, no!
0:04:32 > 0:04:36- SHE SCREAMS - Go, go, go, go, go.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39Next up, towering above the clouds -
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Il Ponte el Engineerio del Dodgio.
0:04:42 > 0:04:45The Godfather of Bridges.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Right, put your foot down and go.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Go, go, go, go, go. Down.
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Go, Dad!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Oh, sugar.
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Go, go, go, go, go.
0:05:00 > 0:05:03Go, go, go, go, go. That's it.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Round there, round there, round there.
0:05:07 > 0:05:10Next up, a chance for some quality father-daughter time,
0:05:10 > 0:05:13the Human Sat Nav.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16Right, stop, stop. Stop! Put your eye stuff on.
0:05:16 > 0:05:19No, listen to me, OK. Go.
0:05:19 > 0:05:20As you can see, Mario can't...see
0:05:20 > 0:05:23and will be totally reliant on his bella bambina
0:05:23 > 0:05:25to give him clear and calm instructions.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- Who is the decisive one, who makes the decisions?- Me.
0:05:28 > 0:05:32- Me.- Me.- You?- Me.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Go right, go right.
0:05:34 > 0:05:39Turn the wheel, turn the wheel. Left, left. Dad, stop.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41The thing with the Italians, it's all about the family.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43It's the closeness of the family.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- Dad, you are absolutely rubbish. - Yeah, hang on.
0:05:47 > 0:05:52Go left. Left, Dad, not right, go left. No, left.
0:05:52 > 0:05:54I told you, I should have driven.
0:05:54 > 0:05:57Oh, my word. Dad, go...
0:05:57 > 0:05:58Go forward.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01- Slowly.- Forward.- Forward.- Dad.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Left, no go left.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04Dad, right.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06HE CHUCKLES
0:06:06 > 0:06:07Ahh, families.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Let's meet our next two teams -
0:06:10 > 0:06:14it's only the old girls-versus-boys showdown. Classic.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17BFFs Lorraine and Helen from South London
0:06:17 > 0:06:20take on two guys frankly oozing bravado -
0:06:20 > 0:06:24Scouse brothers Our Ian and Our Gary. Sound.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27- The Blues.- We're feeling the blue.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30Helen's favourite colour is cobalt blue.
0:06:30 > 0:06:32Pleased with the pink look, lads?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34Lads?
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Love that Scouse humour.
0:06:37 > 0:06:39KLAXON
0:06:39 > 0:06:42THEY SCREAM
0:06:42 > 0:06:44It's all right, love.
0:06:44 > 0:06:45How do you two know each other?
0:06:45 > 0:06:48We're friends. We've been friends for about ten years now.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- We used to work together. - What do you do now?
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Girls' nights out, holidays... - Yeah, holidays. City breaks.
0:06:53 > 0:06:56THEY SCREAM
0:06:56 > 0:06:58It's a world of screams going on in my ear.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01THEY SCREAM
0:07:02 > 0:07:06Whereas the men in magenta are looking calm and composed.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08I think we're going to take pink forward as a colour.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10I think it brings the colour of his eyes out.
0:07:10 > 0:07:15MUSIC: Man I Feel Like A Woman by Shania Twain
0:07:15 > 0:07:17KLAXON
0:07:20 > 0:07:21Go on, go on.
0:07:21 > 0:07:22Hello, chaps, how are we?
0:07:22 > 0:07:24- Good, good. - Feeling good?- Very good.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Now I look at it, the pink's pretty cool.
0:07:26 > 0:07:27You're carrying it off, boys.
0:07:27 > 0:07:30I think we've both pulled it off well, to be honest.
0:07:30 > 0:07:31Go, go, go, go, go.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36We're brothers. We are both very chalk and cheese.
0:07:36 > 0:07:39- I'm better looking. - I'm younger, smarter.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I'm the better driver, but he's driving.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43I pulled rank, because I'm the eldest.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47Next for the boys, the Human Sat Nav.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Will it be brotherly love or a family feud?
0:07:50 > 0:07:51Stop, stop. Stop, stop, stop.
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Come on.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55Turn right, turn right. Turn, turn, turn. Keep turning.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58Turn, turn, turn. Turn right, turn right, turn right.
0:07:58 > 0:07:59It won't turn any more.
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Straighten up, straighten up, straighten up. Keep turning right.
0:08:02 > 0:08:05Slow, slow, slow. That's it, that's it. Slow, slow, slow, slow.
0:08:05 > 0:08:07That's it, that's it. Go on, forward.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10Oh, this is exceptional work by the Pinks.
0:08:10 > 0:08:12That's it. Straighten her up.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14That's it, keep going forward, keep going forward.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16Now stop, stop, stop.
0:08:16 > 0:08:17Take your eye thing off.
0:08:17 > 0:08:18Nicely done, chaps.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21MUSIC: It's Oh So Quiet by Bjork
0:08:21 > 0:08:23It's nice to see the girls have calmed down a bit.
0:08:23 > 0:08:25Give it some.
0:08:25 > 0:08:30THEY SCREAM
0:08:34 > 0:08:36SCREAMING CONTINUES
0:08:36 > 0:08:39HE LAUGHS
0:08:39 > 0:08:40Turn round, babe. Quick.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42Go.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Go, swing it round.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- What kind of a driver are you? - Well, I drive a van.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49I'm a good van driver, I'm polite to other people.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51The fact that Lorraine's in control,
0:08:51 > 0:08:53I'm going to struggle with, I'm going to be bossing the bossy boots.
0:08:53 > 0:08:55THEY LAUGH
0:08:55 > 0:08:57We're half up and down a ramp...
0:08:57 > 0:08:59Right, that don't mean nothing to me, love, you're my eyes.
0:08:59 > 0:09:01- Reverse back.- More?
0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Put all your foot down.- Yeah.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04So, that's it, now stop.
0:09:06 > 0:09:09I'm starting to worry about that car, it's starting to smoke.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12Hard right, hard right.
0:09:12 > 0:09:13Go forward.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15When in doubt, just doughnut it.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Turn right, turn right. Turn right, turn right.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Helen, what are you doing?
0:09:21 > 0:09:26And they've ended up back exactly where they just came from.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28Next, it's Car Football,
0:09:28 > 0:09:31where any Italian should feel right at home.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33WHISTLE BLOWS
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Slowly, Dad. Listen to me.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37Slow!
0:09:37 > 0:09:41Now go, go, go. Kick the ball.
0:09:41 > 0:09:44- Is that in? It's in. - CROWD CHEERS
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Golaccio!
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Right, the ball is over the goal line.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Now it's foot down to the finish line.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53INDISTINCT SHOUTS
0:09:53 > 0:09:55OK, straight on.
0:09:55 > 0:09:56Where are they going?
0:09:56 > 0:09:58There's just one road out of there.
0:09:58 > 0:09:59Oh, pants.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01No. I can't remember where we go!
0:10:01 > 0:10:04It's there. Just one road.
0:10:04 > 0:10:05Dad, down there,
0:10:05 > 0:10:08back there, quickly.
0:10:08 > 0:10:10The Reds are officially lost.
0:10:10 > 0:10:13So while Kate digs the map out of the glove box,
0:10:13 > 0:10:15let's rejoin the battle of the sexes -
0:10:15 > 0:10:16Blues versus Pinks.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19# There she goes... #
0:10:19 > 0:10:21Having made light work of Car Football
0:10:21 > 0:10:23and finding the completely
0:10:23 > 0:10:26straight exit road, the boys in pink are flying to the chequered flag.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Watch this corner.
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Hold it, hold it, fast, fast, fast.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31That's it, that's it.
0:10:32 > 0:10:35And they cross the line in a time of 6.29.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37That is the time to beat.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41Chaps, how was it?
0:10:41 > 0:10:43The pink or the car, or the...?
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Probably a little combo of everything.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- I think this will go for years. - THEY LAUGH
0:10:48 > 0:10:50- Well done, chaps.- Cheers.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- WHISTLE BLOWS - Get that, don't let him go.
0:10:52 > 0:10:54Back with the girls, who have finally managed to escape
0:10:54 > 0:10:59Human Sat Nav, but have now got some serious time to make up.
0:10:59 > 0:11:01Get in there, go on.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04CROWD CHEERS, THEY CHEER
0:11:06 > 0:11:09THEY SCREAM
0:11:09 > 0:11:14An understated celebration from Team Blue there. Standard.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17And across the line with a hefty 15.29.
0:11:19 > 0:11:22INDISTINCT SPEECH
0:11:22 > 0:11:25Let's see if the Reds are still lost.
0:11:25 > 0:11:27Hang on, where are the Reds?
0:11:30 > 0:11:31There they are!
0:11:34 > 0:11:36- Go faster.- I am going faster.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39You're not going fast enough, go!
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Well, it might have felt like a lifetime,
0:11:42 > 0:11:44but Mario and Kate cross the finish line
0:11:44 > 0:11:45after 7.14 - molto bene!
0:11:47 > 0:11:48You were rubbish, Dad.
0:11:48 > 0:11:49I was not.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52You were totally rubbish.
0:11:52 > 0:11:54So three of the five teams have completed Hazard Highway -
0:11:54 > 0:11:57let's take a gander at the leaderboard.
0:11:57 > 0:11:58Bagging the best so time for far
0:11:58 > 0:12:00sees Ian and Gary safely into Round Two,
0:12:00 > 0:12:04whereas the Reds and Blues don't yet have a guaranteed spot.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Remember, only the three fastest teams qualify automatically
0:12:06 > 0:12:08for the next round.
0:12:08 > 0:12:10The slowest two go into a Race Off to decide who will be
0:12:10 > 0:12:13first to pack their bags and get the hell of Dodge...
0:12:13 > 0:12:15or indeed, Cape Town.
0:12:16 > 0:12:19Hoping to avoid the motoring banana skin that is the aforementioned
0:12:19 > 0:12:23Race Off, is our next couple - happily married after 11 years,
0:12:23 > 0:12:25it's crazy-in-love Karen and Eddie from Macclesfield.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28Adrenaline pump.
0:12:28 > 0:12:31THEY LAUGH
0:12:31 > 0:12:34So, here at the start line with Karen and Eddie. Husband and wife?
0:12:34 > 0:12:36- BOTH:- Yes. - How long have you been together?
0:12:36 > 0:12:38- 11 years.- 11 years? - 11 years, happily.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40I love the way you added that.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Get a slapped wrist if you don't.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45We're very romantic. Well, Eddie is, yeah.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47HE LAUGHS
0:12:47 > 0:12:49He's an absolute treasure when it comes to romance.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57That's it babe, go.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03Brilliant, babe.
0:13:03 > 0:13:04Brilliant.
0:13:04 > 0:13:05So, what do you both do for a living?
0:13:05 > 0:13:07I'm a man with a van. I drive for a living.
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Are you driving today? - No, I'm not, Karen's driving. No.
0:13:10 > 0:13:12- I'm the control freak.- Yeah.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15Is there a little part of you that would love to be driving today?
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Every part of me would love to be driving today. Yes.
0:13:17 > 0:13:18THEY LAUGH
0:13:18 > 0:13:21- Now, just line yourself up nicely with this.- In first?
0:13:21 > 0:13:24- In first, yeah. - LOUD POP
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Ah, a puncture within 15 seconds,
0:13:26 > 0:13:28hopefully not a sign of things to come.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33Thanks to the Getaway pit-crew fairies and the magic of TV,
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Karen and Eddie are back on their way.
0:13:35 > 0:13:39Albeit slowly, with a time penalty of 30 seconds.
0:13:39 > 0:13:41No, don't go down yet.
0:13:41 > 0:13:42Oh...
0:13:42 > 0:13:44Ow.
0:13:46 > 0:13:47We look after each other, don't we?
0:13:47 > 0:13:50Yeah.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52Our relationship will stand anything.
0:13:52 > 0:13:54That's it. Brilliant, brilliant.
0:13:56 > 0:13:59Oh, that poor car.
0:13:59 > 0:14:00Next up, Car-Agra Falls.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03A quick and simple descent required by the Greens.
0:14:03 > 0:14:05To the top, that's it.
0:14:05 > 0:14:06Good. Sharp right.
0:14:06 > 0:14:07No, a bit more.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09- Bit more forward.- Are you sure?
0:14:09 > 0:14:10Forward, yes.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13You're doing brilliantly.
0:14:13 > 0:14:15Go backwards, go backwards, you're on the rail still.
0:14:15 > 0:14:18HE CHUCKLES
0:14:18 > 0:14:20Keep going. One more.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22Just keep going. Foot on the break.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29So, what's left of the car goes on to the Human Sat Nav.
0:14:29 > 0:14:33The Greens really, and I mean really, need to get a wriggle on.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35Do you have any specific phobias?
0:14:35 > 0:14:37Only complete darkness. Total darkness.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- I think we're on the wrong show. - THEY LAUGH
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Well, best of luck, guys.
0:14:42 > 0:14:45OK, to your left, to your left. Left, left, left, left, left.
0:14:45 > 0:14:46No.
0:14:46 > 0:14:51Come on, please get on the roundabout.
0:14:51 > 0:14:53It stinks horrible, it smells.
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Don't worry about it, it's fine.
0:14:55 > 0:14:57The car's made for it.
0:14:59 > 0:15:00The fumes are horrible.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02This is terrible.
0:15:03 > 0:15:05That car does actually look like it's on fire.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07Is that safe?
0:15:07 > 0:15:10Well, never mind, time to meet our final team,
0:15:10 > 0:15:12and it's young love's dream, super smiley couple
0:15:12 > 0:15:14Mark and Kelly from Tiverton in Devon.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18# Baby, you light up my world like nobody else... #
0:15:18 > 0:15:21I love speed, I love heights and I love danger.
0:15:21 > 0:15:25I'm absolutely petrified of all three.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26I feel sick.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28KLAXON BLARES
0:15:28 > 0:15:32SHE SCREAMS
0:15:32 > 0:15:35- You are boyfriend and girlfriend? - Yeah, been going out five years.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- So this is a success story already. - That might be it, though.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41This doesn't smack of great team work to me already.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46You did that so well.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48Our relationship's super strong, we're just...
0:15:48 > 0:15:51We just love to joke with each other and have a bit of a giggle.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54- But...- I'm not so sure!- No.
0:15:54 > 0:15:55Oh, my God.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58SHE SCREAMS
0:16:01 > 0:16:03The daisy is still intact, just.
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Got this.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07You're so good.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I can't believe how good you are.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- I've actually brought a sick bag on me.- Are you serious?
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Yeah, no joke, because I'm genuinely worried.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16HE LAUGHS
0:16:16 > 0:16:20They're having a great time up there. Well, Mark is.
0:16:20 > 0:16:21Kelly...not so much.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26- Sick bag at the ready, Kelly!- Uh-oh.
0:16:26 > 0:16:28# Big wheel keep on turning
0:16:28 > 0:16:31- # Proud Mary keep on burnin' - SHE SCREAMS
0:16:31 > 0:16:37# Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river... #
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Reverse, reverse, reverse.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41HE LAUGHS
0:16:43 > 0:16:45TYRES SCREECH
0:16:45 > 0:16:47After a terrifying trip down Car-Agra Falls,
0:16:47 > 0:16:50will Kelly hold it together for the Human Sat Nav?
0:16:51 > 0:16:53SHE SCREECHES
0:16:53 > 0:16:54Massive left.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Good work, Kelly, breathing always an optional extra.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59# I can see all obstacles in my way... #
0:16:59 > 0:17:01- INDISTINCT YELLING - Tight. Look right.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04I've got, like, a knack of switching Kelly's voice off in my head.
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Turn. Tight. Look left.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10Forwards, forwards, stop.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12I literally sit there and I'll listen to the stuff I want to,
0:17:12 > 0:17:14but I can just click it...
0:17:14 > 0:17:17Straighten up. We're going to go straight now.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22# It's going to be a bright, sunshiny day. #
0:17:22 > 0:17:25HE GROANS That's going to hurt.
0:17:25 > 0:17:26You just hit the...
0:17:26 > 0:17:28Don't worry about it.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Yeah, pretend it didn't happen. Nothing to see there.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Down here, take a left.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35Mark's selective hearing may have caused a Stig smash,
0:17:35 > 0:17:38but Team Yellow are through the Human Sat Nav and are zooming
0:17:38 > 0:17:40to the chequered flag.
0:17:40 > 0:17:42SHE SCREECHES
0:17:42 > 0:17:44And across cross the line
0:17:44 > 0:17:48in a pretty darn respectable six minutes and 50 seconds.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49Yes!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51SHE CHEERS
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- You didn't listen, though. - What did I hit?
0:17:54 > 0:17:55We hit the digger.
0:17:55 > 0:17:57We hit the digger?!
0:18:00 > 0:18:02So four teams have finished Hazard Highway.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03The Greens are still out there,
0:18:03 > 0:18:06but texted to say they'll be back for dinner.
0:18:06 > 0:18:08It's time to reveal who qualified for Round Two
0:18:08 > 0:18:09and who is in the Race Off.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15First, it's Our Ian and Our Gary, Team Pink.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17Take a right. Slow, slow, slow.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20With another speedy time, it's Team Yellow in second.
0:18:20 > 0:18:22SHE SCREAMS
0:18:22 > 0:18:25In third, and securing the last guaranteed place in Round Two,
0:18:25 > 0:18:27it's Super Mario and Calm Kate.
0:18:28 > 0:18:32Left, Dad, not right, go left. No, left!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35That leaves the girls in Blue in fourth.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38- Oh, well done. - SCREAMING
0:18:38 > 0:18:42And - having just got back - Karen and Eddie take the last place.
0:18:42 > 0:18:43THEY CHEER
0:18:43 > 0:18:45You should be proud of yourself.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53So here we are track-side for The Race Off.
0:18:53 > 0:18:57What happened? How did we get here? I've got good news and bad news.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59The good news is you won't be driving with your partners.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03The bad news is you will be driving with Red Stig and Blue Stig.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05Their job is to drive you twice around this track -
0:19:05 > 0:19:07very, very, very fast.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10Your job is to give me multiple answers to one question.
0:19:10 > 0:19:12Whoever gives me the most correct answers
0:19:12 > 0:19:15goes through to the next round. The fewest answers goes home.
0:19:15 > 0:19:17So all right, guys, best of luck. All right.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19OK, it's time for The Race Off.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Hello.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28Nice to get a bit of peace and quiet.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32CAR ENGINES REV
0:19:32 > 0:19:34OK, here is your question.
0:19:34 > 0:19:37According to the most recent government statistics,
0:19:37 > 0:19:40give as many of the following as you can.
0:19:40 > 0:19:44The top 20 most popular names in England and Wales
0:19:44 > 0:19:48given to baby boys.
0:19:48 > 0:19:53Three, two, one...
0:19:53 > 0:19:54Go.
0:19:54 > 0:19:57And they're off the MARK. Oh, stop it, Dermot.
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Helen and Eddie taking it to the MAX.
0:20:01 > 0:20:02I can't help myself, sorry.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Will, Sam, James, Joe, Joshua, Sam, Theo...
0:20:05 > 0:20:08William, David, Michael...
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Can they name enough boys or will they JACK it in?
0:20:11 > 0:20:13That's my best so far.
0:20:15 > 0:20:19Henry, Simon, Stephen, Mark, Paul...
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Henry.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Lars, Richard, Thomas...
0:20:23 > 0:20:25Julian.
0:20:25 > 0:20:26Eddie...
0:20:26 > 0:20:28One lap down, one to go!
0:20:28 > 0:20:32William, John, James, Thomas...
0:20:32 > 0:20:34Jeffrey, Simon...
0:20:34 > 0:20:37Nicholas, Dermot...
0:20:37 > 0:20:40Dermot? Classy name. Very popular in my household.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42Last chance saloon, any more for any more!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Eugene...
0:20:44 > 0:20:45Eugene?
0:20:48 > 0:20:50HELEN SCREAMS
0:20:50 > 0:20:53And that is it. But who managed to name the most...names?
0:20:53 > 0:20:56EDDIE LAUGHS
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Well, how do we think we did?
0:21:00 > 0:21:01I've got no idea.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04Well, I have to say, I'm very flattered you went with Dermot,
0:21:04 > 0:21:07which I was quite surprised about it.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09You went with Gethin...
0:21:09 > 0:21:12- Very popular in Wales.- Eugene.
0:21:12 > 0:21:13Yes, very popular in Wales.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16LAUGHTER
0:21:16 > 0:21:18- OK, Eddie...- Yes.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23You gave me three correct answers.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25- Helen...- Yep.
0:21:25 > 0:21:27You gave me...
0:21:27 > 0:21:30six correct answers. Making you the winner.
0:21:30 > 0:21:32Well done, girls. Commiserations to Eddie.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38KAREN SCREAMS
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I didn't deserve the halo,
0:21:40 > 0:21:42I couldn't have put up with my driving.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45Don't worry about it, it's fine, this car's made for it.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48Karen can't drive and I don't know general knowledge.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51We're going to have to rethink what our strong and our weak points are.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- It's all right.- It's horrible.
0:21:53 > 0:21:54I just think she was amazing.
0:21:54 > 0:21:56Come here.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# This will be
0:21:58 > 0:22:01# An everlasting love for me. #
0:22:01 > 0:22:04Right now, it's time for a bit of a gear change in Round Two,
0:22:04 > 0:22:06it's called Off Road Rage.
0:22:06 > 0:22:07It's over here.
0:22:16 > 0:22:20So, welcome to deep inside the snaky South African wilderness,
0:22:20 > 0:22:23where we've removed the luxury of driving on tarmac and cars with
0:22:23 > 0:22:26doors and we've replaced them with these...
0:22:28 > 0:22:29Madcap 4x4 buggies,
0:22:29 > 0:22:33perfect for jiggling those silly internal organs.
0:22:33 > 0:22:36So, our four remaining teams have to hurtle around this tight and
0:22:36 > 0:22:40twisty off-road playground. Hidden in the trees are these -
0:22:40 > 0:22:42totems carved by the ancients,
0:22:42 > 0:22:44otherwise known as the props department.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Knock one over and receive a nasty ten-second penalty.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49But as today is a Stig national holiday,
0:22:49 > 0:22:53and most of the blighters are on a beach in Cancun,
0:22:53 > 0:22:55we have very few Stigs on the course.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57So expect speedy laps. And as always,
0:22:57 > 0:23:00the two slowest teams will find themselves in the Race Off.
0:23:00 > 0:23:01Go fast or go home.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06First up and following a strong performance in Round One,
0:23:06 > 0:23:09nothing mellow about these Yellows - Mark and Kelly.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I was really shocked - actually, he's quite good.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14I'm really glad that he's my driver.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16- Oosh.- Oosh. Let's do it.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19Not so glad that she's my co-driver.
0:23:19 > 0:23:21HE LAUGHS
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Mark and Kelly, here we are. How're we feeling, guys, all good?
0:23:24 > 0:23:26We're ready to go.
0:23:26 > 0:23:28Kelly, how're you feeling, do you trust him?
0:23:28 > 0:23:30- There's no choice. - It's too late now, isn't it?
0:23:30 > 0:23:32- Yeah.- All right, guys...
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Three, two, one... Go.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40THEY SCREAM
0:23:40 > 0:23:42As a primary school teacher,
0:23:42 > 0:23:44Kelly spends her day showing little kids what to do.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47So, let's see if big kid Mark's listening.
0:23:48 > 0:23:52SHOUTING AND SCREAMING
0:23:54 > 0:23:56As they hit the Cape of No Hope,
0:23:56 > 0:23:58the Yellows have managed to avoid the Stigs,
0:23:58 > 0:24:02who have courageously stayed behind to man the fort.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04Stig again!
0:24:05 > 0:24:08Next up, it's Cheetah's Corner.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Onto Sillymanjaro,
0:24:11 > 0:24:14where Kelly might be needing that sick bag.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17SHE SCREAMS
0:24:19 > 0:24:22And across the finish line.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24But what time did they clock?
0:24:25 > 0:24:27- Yes. You did so good. - That was so fun.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Mark, Kelly, well done.
0:24:30 > 0:24:32- Thank you.- How was that? - Oh, amazing. Amazing.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33All I could hear was this,
0:24:33 > 0:24:37"Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God."
0:24:37 > 0:24:41- Was she any help at all? - No.- I was shooting them down.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44What a thing to have done, and it was all Yellow.
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Completing the course without knocking down a single Stig.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48Yippee!
0:24:48 > 0:24:50What a lap. 1.38 - the time to beat.
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Next, it's Race Off Survivors -
0:24:53 > 0:24:56thick as thieves and best buds - Lorraine and Helen.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00Like cheese and wine, she complements me.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02- I bring out the best in you. - Yeah, you do.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05That's it, yeah, cheese and wine, you just thought of that.
0:25:05 > 0:25:07Yeah, I did, yeah.
0:25:07 > 0:25:09Well, well, well, they're still here.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11THEY LAUGH
0:25:11 > 0:25:13- Lorraine and Helen, how're you feeling?- Feeling good.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- Yeah?- This is going to be full throttle, baby.
0:25:16 > 0:25:20DERMOT LAUGHS All right. Three, two, one... Go.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23KLAXON BLARES, THEY SCREAM
0:25:23 > 0:25:26Florist Lorraine and civil servant Helen
0:25:26 > 0:25:27need to go hell for leather,
0:25:27 > 0:25:30in the hope of avoiding another Race Off.
0:25:30 > 0:25:33THEY SCREAM
0:25:33 > 0:25:35INDISTINCT SHRIEKING
0:25:43 > 0:25:44Lots of shrieking,
0:25:44 > 0:25:47but shrieking doesn't equal speed. Push on, girls.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49THEY SCREAM
0:25:55 > 0:25:57Here comes Cheetah's Corner,
0:25:57 > 0:25:58not looking too fast.
0:25:58 > 0:26:00This is the tricky bit, love.
0:26:00 > 0:26:02And over Sillymanjaro.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05THEY SCREAM
0:26:05 > 0:26:06And there's the finish line.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09They've lost their voices and scared off the local wildlife,
0:26:09 > 0:26:12but what was their time?
0:26:12 > 0:26:13I want another go.
0:26:15 > 0:26:16It is good.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19One minute, 54, but not enough to beat the Yellows.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21So they are in danger of another Race Off.
0:26:22 > 0:26:25Next, from Italy via Plymouth, it's the fearless Red Team.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28KATE SCREAMS
0:26:28 > 0:26:29We've come all the way from England,
0:26:29 > 0:26:32not for a look at the sunshine, not looking for the olive,
0:26:32 > 0:26:33not looking for the melon...
0:26:33 > 0:26:36I come here to win. And that's why we're here.
0:26:36 > 0:26:37That's it.
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- Oh, no, I'm so sorry. - THEY LAUGH
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Dad, listen to me, OK.
0:26:43 > 0:26:44Just listen.
0:26:44 > 0:26:46I'm listening to you, my angel of my life.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Mario, Kate, are you all right? Can you hear me?
0:26:49 > 0:26:51- We're good. Yep, yep. - How're you feeling?- I feel good.
0:26:51 > 0:26:53Kate, will you be a bit more supportive this time?
0:26:53 > 0:26:55I'm going to be really supportive.
0:26:55 > 0:26:57- I'm not going to be negative at all. - Promise?- Promise.
0:26:57 > 0:27:01All right, guys. Three, two, one... Go.
0:27:01 > 0:27:02KATE SCREAMS
0:27:02 > 0:27:05All right, get your foot down, get your foot down.
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Over that, over that... Quick, faster, Dad.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12We're going too slow, go faster.
0:27:12 > 0:27:13I can't go faster.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16"Dad, get your foot down, get your foot down."
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Right, mind that Stig, mind that Stig.
0:27:20 > 0:27:23SHE SQUEALS, DERMOT LAUGHS
0:27:23 > 0:27:24That is a Stig down.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Yeah, you're not happy.
0:27:27 > 0:27:29They're really going to have to give it some beans now.
0:27:29 > 0:27:31Cannellini beans, that is.
0:27:31 > 0:27:33Because they're Italian, see? Brilliant!
0:27:33 > 0:27:37- Mind that Stig.- I see the red one. - Put your foot down and go!
0:27:37 > 0:27:40I'm going. I'm going. I'm going.
0:27:40 > 0:27:41Next, it's the Cape of No Hope.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44Come on, faster. Again.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Faster, Dad.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49Look out for the Stigs. And flies, Kate.
0:27:49 > 0:27:52Mind that Stig, mind that Stig.
0:27:52 > 0:27:53HE GIGGLES
0:27:53 > 0:27:56OK, on to the banking at Cheetah's Corner.
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Put your foot down and go.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Go, go, go!
0:28:00 > 0:28:03A steady climb up Mount Sillymanjaro.
0:28:03 > 0:28:05SHE SCREAMS
0:28:05 > 0:28:08- Yes!- Keep going, keep going, keep going!
0:28:08 > 0:28:11And across the... TYRES SCREECH
0:28:11 > 0:28:12Oh.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14Keep going, keep going!
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Now stop.
0:28:18 > 0:28:21Yeah! Mamma!
0:28:23 > 0:28:24Mamma mia!
0:28:24 > 0:28:27- Mamma mia... - HE SPEAKS IN ITALIAN
0:28:27 > 0:28:29Was Kate a bit more supportive this time?
0:28:29 > 0:28:30I think I was, wasn't I?
0:28:30 > 0:28:33Yes, I think she was very much help...a few times.
0:28:33 > 0:28:34I'm just happy, this round,
0:28:34 > 0:28:36you didn't kind of tear each other apart.
0:28:36 > 0:28:38Yeah, maybe we're bonding after the time together.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41- I mean, that's got to be a first.- Yes.
0:28:41 > 0:28:44Pretty speedy, but having hit that Stig...
0:28:44 > 0:28:45Oh, no!
0:28:46 > 0:28:48..the Reds' total time is one minute, 59.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51They are definitely in the Race Off.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53But will it be the girls in blue
0:28:53 > 0:28:56or the super competitive pink laddies who join them?
0:28:56 > 0:28:58We have a game plan, and we've put
0:28:58 > 0:29:00a lot of stuff in place that we think will help us to win it.
0:29:00 > 0:29:02I'm so competitive.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05In our house, it's not the taking part that counts, it's winning.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08These boys are pretty serious, aren't they?
0:29:08 > 0:29:11Our Ian, Our Gary, how're we feeling?
0:29:11 > 0:29:12Ready for it.
0:29:12 > 0:29:15Right, boys, you need a fast time. I wish you the best of luck.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18- Ready?- Yeah.- Three, two, one... Go.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20Go, go, go, go, go!
0:29:20 > 0:29:22So a big job to do here.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24They need to beat the Blues' time, of 1.54,
0:29:24 > 0:29:25to avoid the Race Off.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29Oh, they are giving it some.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- Stig coming up on the left, stay on the right.- Cheers.
0:29:34 > 0:29:36That's it, that's it. Good lad.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Helpful support from Gary as they head towards
0:29:38 > 0:29:39the Cape of No Hope.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41Stig on your right, slow down here. Watch out.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43That's it, keep it going, keep it going.
0:29:43 > 0:29:44That's it, that's it.
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Good teamwork from the boys.
0:29:46 > 0:29:47That's it, good lad.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49That's it, watch out for the Stig on the right.
0:29:49 > 0:29:50Stig on the right.
0:29:50 > 0:29:52Come on. Right turn. Slow down, that's it.
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Go round the corner, round the corner.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57- Round Cheetah's Corner, very quick.- Well done.
0:29:57 > 0:30:00Getting a bit of air there over Sillymanjaro.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02- That's it. - THEY CHEER
0:30:02 > 0:30:03And that is it.
0:30:03 > 0:30:06But was were they as quick as they looked? Time to find out.
0:30:06 > 0:30:07That was really good.
0:30:07 > 0:30:10- Well done.- Thank you very much.
0:30:11 > 0:30:12Yeah, a little boo from here.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14THEY LAUGH
0:30:14 > 0:30:16OK, so here we go. Your time...
0:30:16 > 0:30:19no Stigs, one minute, 31 seconds.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22- Very fast...- Yes.
0:30:22 > 0:30:25..which means Lorraine and Helen will be joining
0:30:25 > 0:30:28Mario and Kate in the Race Off.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31- Again?- Yeah.- I'll do my best.
0:30:31 > 0:30:33OK, buckle back up, it's time for The Race Off.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36Well done, guys, well done. You've done very well. All right.
0:30:36 > 0:30:37Good luck.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41So, Helen from the Blues returns for another Race Off -
0:30:41 > 0:30:44this time vying for a place in the next round with Kate from the Reds.
0:30:44 > 0:30:47The pair must shout out as many answers to one simple
0:30:47 > 0:30:50question as they can, whilst being driven around our rugged
0:30:50 > 0:30:53off-road track by these two naughty, naughty boys.
0:30:56 > 0:30:58The Red is going to do it.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02Stop stitching me up, Lolly, I've got to go with the Stiggy now.
0:31:02 > 0:31:03Sorry, love.
0:31:05 > 0:31:09BUGGIES ROAR
0:31:09 > 0:31:12OK, you have just one lap to answer this question.
0:31:12 > 0:31:17According to IMDB, name as many of the following as you can -
0:31:17 > 0:31:19feature films starring Tom Hanks.
0:31:19 > 0:31:24Ready? OK. Three, two, one... Go.
0:31:24 > 0:31:26Castaway, Green Mile...
0:31:28 > 0:31:31Big, Philadelphia.
0:31:34 > 0:31:37Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks. Big...
0:31:37 > 0:31:40Rain Man... No, that wasn't one.
0:31:40 > 0:31:42Cocktail, no, that was Tom Cruise.
0:31:42 > 0:31:45Ah, no, you see, Kate is getting in a tizz over her Toms.
0:31:45 > 0:31:46A Tom tizz, if you will.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48I can only think of Rain Man.
0:31:48 > 0:31:49Not Rain Man, Big.
0:31:51 > 0:31:52Big, Castaway, Green Mile...
0:31:52 > 0:31:54Sleepless in Seattle.
0:31:54 > 0:31:56Oh, yeah, classic.
0:31:56 > 0:31:58The pirate one.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01The pirate one, it was really sad.
0:32:01 > 0:32:04Kate getting rather pre-occupied with that pirate film.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07Me hearties. FRUSTRATED SCREAMS
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Come on. Tom Hanks... The Money Pit.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13SCREAMING
0:32:13 > 0:32:15Oh, sugar.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18I'm sorry. Oh, my brain's gone. Freeze...
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Ah, the old film question is proving tricky.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Let's have a blockbuster finish, guys!
0:32:23 > 0:32:24Come on.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks...
0:32:30 > 0:32:32And across the line.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34APPLAUSE
0:32:34 > 0:32:37Big... I'm sorry, guys. Sorry, Dad.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:40 > 0:32:42Well done.
0:32:42 > 0:32:43Round Two Race Off.
0:32:43 > 0:32:47Helen, come to you first. You got five answers correct.
0:32:47 > 0:32:51- Oh, my God, that's amazing, love. - Thanks, babe.- Kate...
0:32:52 > 0:32:54I'm afraid you only got two.
0:32:54 > 0:32:56It's OK, it's OK.
0:32:56 > 0:32:58And as you crossed the line, you said,
0:32:58 > 0:33:01"Sorry I've let you down, Dad." It broke my heart.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03I know, I know. Well done, honeybee. Well done.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Thank you, honey.
0:33:05 > 0:33:08Listen to me, go into first.
0:33:08 > 0:33:10Faster, put your foot down.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12We've had an amazing time, it's just been great, great fun.
0:33:12 > 0:33:16- Forward?- Dad, left, go left. I mean left. Right!.
0:33:16 > 0:33:18We're sad to get out, but like anything,
0:33:18 > 0:33:21somebody's got to win sometime.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23- Go faster!- I can't go faster.
0:33:23 > 0:33:26Dad never listens to me, but I still love him.
0:33:26 > 0:33:28Mamma!
0:33:30 > 0:33:33I still love my daughter to bits,
0:33:33 > 0:33:36and, you know, I cannot ask for any better daughter than her.
0:33:36 > 0:33:41MUSIC: Time To Say Goodbye by Andrea Bocelli & Sara Brightman
0:33:48 > 0:33:52So, we started with five couples and now we are down to just three.
0:33:52 > 0:33:54It's time for them to put their brains and their cars in gear,
0:33:54 > 0:33:56as they play for a place in the final.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58And the next round is called The Drive Thru.
0:34:05 > 0:34:08At the end of these lanes are two answers to one question.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10When our contestants get a green light,
0:34:10 > 0:34:12they have to race as fast as they can,
0:34:12 > 0:34:14to the answer they believe to be correct
0:34:14 > 0:34:16in these Fiat 500 Abarths.
0:34:16 > 0:34:19They need to be fast and they need to be right,
0:34:19 > 0:34:22because after each race, someone is going to lose a life.
0:34:22 > 0:34:24Lose two lives and you're out.
0:34:24 > 0:34:27At the end, we're left with one couple - our finalists -
0:34:27 > 0:34:31hoping to drive the Getaway Car, win £10,000 and face this man.
0:34:31 > 0:34:33HE SHUDDERS
0:34:39 > 0:34:40They say three's a crowd,
0:34:40 > 0:34:43so The Drive Thru is all about whittling the teams down
0:34:43 > 0:34:46until tonight's finalists emerge like a golden egg from a goose's...
0:34:46 > 0:34:48Well, you know.
0:34:48 > 0:34:51In lane un, canary yellows, lovebirds Mark and Kelly.
0:34:51 > 0:34:52Are you nervous?
0:34:53 > 0:34:56THEY LAUGH
0:34:56 > 0:34:59In lane deux, where real men wear pink,
0:34:59 > 0:35:02it's Ian and the G-man, the Gaz-meister, Gary.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05This is our moment, lad. We've come this far.
0:35:05 > 0:35:07And in lane trois, best buddies in blue,
0:35:07 > 0:35:09Lorraine avec Helen.
0:35:09 > 0:35:12- Blue team, Blue team.- Blue team. - Blue team, Blue team.
0:35:12 > 0:35:14This is Race Director Dermot.
0:35:14 > 0:35:18Race one, question one.
0:35:18 > 0:35:20Who was married the most times -
0:35:20 > 0:35:23actress Elizabeth Taylor or King Henry VIII?
0:35:23 > 0:35:26Three, two, one... Go.
0:35:26 > 0:35:28Floor it, floor it.
0:35:28 > 0:35:29Go, go, go.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Henry VIII, babe.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33She's not that old, he's quite old.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36I reckon Henry VIII, but is that too obvious?
0:35:36 > 0:35:37Liz Taylor 100%.
0:35:37 > 0:35:38That's it. Woooh.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40Left, left, left, left.
0:35:40 > 0:35:41Smash him!
0:35:42 > 0:35:44Straighten up.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46Smash his face, Lorraine!
0:35:47 > 0:35:49What did they go through?
0:35:49 > 0:35:50I didn't tell, I didn't see.
0:35:50 > 0:35:54So Liz Taylor was married a whopping eight times,
0:35:54 > 0:35:56compared to Henry VIII's frankly pathetic six.
0:35:56 > 0:36:01The Pinks got it right, the Yellows and the Blues got it horribly wrong.
0:36:01 > 0:36:03So it's down to speed, and the slowest were...
0:36:03 > 0:36:06the Blues. So they lose a life - and a wing mirror -
0:36:06 > 0:36:08and can't afford to lose another.
0:36:09 > 0:36:12I know what I did wrong, I've got to go faster.
0:36:12 > 0:36:16- I'm not going to let you down, love, don't worry.- Don't let me down.
0:36:16 > 0:36:19- I'm watching you. Watching you. - Watching you guys.
0:36:21 > 0:36:23Race two, question two.
0:36:23 > 0:36:25In the opening verse of the song If You're Happy And You Know It,
0:36:25 > 0:36:30how many times is the word IT sung - four or five?
0:36:30 > 0:36:32Three, two, one... Go.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35# If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands
0:36:35 > 0:36:37# If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. #
0:36:40 > 0:36:42# If you're happy and you know it
0:36:42 > 0:36:43# And you really want to show it
0:36:43 > 0:36:46# If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. # Four, four.
0:36:46 > 0:36:47Five, five...
0:36:47 > 0:36:49- Five. - SCREAMING
0:36:51 > 0:36:53The other two did five. Damn.
0:36:53 > 0:36:54What am I doing,
0:36:54 > 0:36:57in a pink suit singing If You're Happy And You Know It?
0:36:57 > 0:36:59THEY LAUGH
0:36:59 > 0:37:02# If you're happy and you know it And you really want to show it
0:37:02 > 0:37:05- # If you're happy and you know it... - HE GROANS
0:37:05 > 0:37:06# Clap your hands. #
0:37:08 > 0:37:10As Mark and Kelly have just realised,
0:37:10 > 0:37:12the correct answer is five.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15They were the only team to get it wrong, so it's their turn to
0:37:15 > 0:37:17lose a life and they need to be very careful indeed.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21I've never felt this tense in my life.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23HE CHUCKLES
0:37:23 > 0:37:27- Let's get through this one with two lives.- Here we go, mate.
0:37:29 > 0:37:32Lorraine and Helen, Mark and Kelly -
0:37:32 > 0:37:35lose one more life and you are out, OK?
0:37:35 > 0:37:37Race three, question three.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39At the 1988 Eurovision Song Contest,
0:37:39 > 0:37:44which country did Celine Dion represent - Switzerland or France?
0:37:44 > 0:37:45Three, two, one... Go.
0:37:47 > 0:37:48I don't know.
0:37:48 > 0:37:49I know she's Canadian.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51She's French Canadian, Lorraine.
0:37:51 > 0:37:54- They speak French in Canada. - They do, yeah.
0:37:54 > 0:37:55Go through...
0:37:55 > 0:37:58Get that French flag now.
0:37:58 > 0:37:59Right, right, right.
0:37:59 > 0:38:01Go on, Lorraine.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03- THEY CHEER - Yeah.
0:38:05 > 0:38:07- The girls beat us. - Yeah, I know they did.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09They're doing different there.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12Despite being Canadian, not Swiss,
0:38:12 > 0:38:15Celine Dion did indeed represent Switzerland - and won -
0:38:15 > 0:38:17in Eurovision in 1988.
0:38:17 > 0:38:21The Pinks were both wrong and the slowest, so now they lose a life.
0:38:21 > 0:38:23With all teams on one life,
0:38:23 > 0:38:26one mistake will see them leave The Getaway Car.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31This is serious, someone is now going out.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34Got to get first, got to get it right.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37Breathe that positivity, Lorraine.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40We can do it, we can do it.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42OK, guys, it's getting serious now,
0:38:42 > 0:38:45someone will be going home at the end of this race.
0:38:45 > 0:38:47Race four, question four. Best of luck.
0:38:47 > 0:38:51As the crow flies, which landmark is furthest from Central London -
0:38:51 > 0:38:54the Eiffel Tower or the Angel of the North?
0:38:54 > 0:38:55Three, two, one... Go.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59From Central London...
0:39:00 > 0:39:01Probably Paris.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03Where is that other thing?
0:39:03 > 0:39:05That's in, like, up north.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08- Which one?- Yeah, Angel of the North.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10- Which one?- Left, left, left...
0:39:10 > 0:39:11You do what you want.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19We're the first through. Well done.
0:39:21 > 0:39:23I've found my, like, car mojo.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Guys, well done.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28It was so close.
0:39:28 > 0:39:29So, the question I asked you was -
0:39:29 > 0:39:33as the crow flies, which landmark is furthest from Central London -
0:39:33 > 0:39:35the Eiffel Tower or the Angel of the North?
0:39:35 > 0:39:36The correct answer...
0:39:38 > 0:39:39..is the Angel of the North.
0:39:41 > 0:39:43Which means, Ian and Gary, you got the incorrect answer,
0:39:43 > 0:39:46you were the slowest. I know you've been faultless up to now,
0:39:46 > 0:39:49but it means now you're going home. All right, guys.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53Gutted, absolutely gutted.
0:39:53 > 0:39:54It just wasn't for us, this time.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56That's it, that's it. Go on, forward.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58We're going to get a bit of stick for pink,
0:39:58 > 0:40:01but I don't think it was that bad in the end. Quite funny.
0:40:03 > 0:40:06Hold it, hold it, hold it. Fast, fast, fast.
0:40:06 > 0:40:07It's been an amazing experience.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10The track, the dune buggy and I think we've definitely embraced it.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12THEY CHEER
0:40:12 > 0:40:14But you don't know how it would have been if I would've drove.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16THEY LAUGH
0:40:16 > 0:40:20# Everything is going to be all right
0:40:20 > 0:40:26# No matter what we do tonight. #
0:40:27 > 0:40:29So, with the Pinks falling away,
0:40:29 > 0:40:33it's now do or die for the Yellows and the Blues.
0:40:33 > 0:40:37Both only have one life left as they face one final question.
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Baby, you can do this.
0:40:44 > 0:40:49One question away from the Stig, Mark. One...question away.
0:40:52 > 0:40:56Two cars left, all comes down to this question,
0:40:56 > 0:41:00a place in the final is at stake. Here's your question.
0:41:00 > 0:41:07In the Morse code, which letter is represented by three dots - S or O?
0:41:07 > 0:41:10Three, two, one... Go.
0:41:10 > 0:41:11Drive, Lorraine.
0:41:11 > 0:41:14What do you think... S?
0:41:14 > 0:41:15I think S.
0:41:15 > 0:41:17I don't know is the answer.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19- S, you OK with that?- S.
0:41:19 > 0:41:20Drive it, girl.
0:41:20 > 0:41:22S, S, S, S, S, S, S.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29The car just took itself, love, yeah.
0:41:29 > 0:41:30They've gone for the other one.
0:41:30 > 0:41:32One of us has won.
0:41:32 > 0:41:33We don't know.
0:41:34 > 0:41:37All right, guys, it all comes down to this.
0:41:37 > 0:41:38One couple are today's finalists,
0:41:38 > 0:41:42facing the Stig and driving the Getaway Car.
0:41:42 > 0:41:43All right.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45The question was this - in the Morse Code,
0:41:45 > 0:41:50which letter is represented by three dots - S or O?
0:41:50 > 0:41:54Lorraine and Helen went for O, Mark and Kelly went for S.
0:41:56 > 0:41:57The correct answer...
0:41:59 > 0:42:01..is S. MARK SHRIEKS
0:42:01 > 0:42:05Congratulations, today's finalists, Mark and Kelly.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08Lorraine and Helen, well done. You got so far.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Oh, I know.
0:42:10 > 0:42:11The speeds were almost identical,
0:42:11 > 0:42:15but by choosing different answers, it all came down to who was right.
0:42:15 > 0:42:17The Yellows nailed it, the Blues did not.
0:42:17 > 0:42:20So, for Lorraine and Helen, the game is up.
0:42:20 > 0:42:21What an adventure.
0:42:21 > 0:42:25Yeah, we done ourselves proud, we never thought we'd get this far.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27- Here we go, girlfriend. - THEY SCREAM
0:42:27 > 0:42:29# I'll stand by you
0:42:29 > 0:42:31# Won't let nobody hurt you... #
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Lorraine. Stop.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36We did so well, we worked as a brilliant team.
0:42:36 > 0:42:41We faced two Race Offs, I think we were the underdog from day one.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43THEY SCREAM
0:42:43 > 0:42:46- We've had so much fun, with a capital F.- Yeah.
0:42:46 > 0:42:49SCREAMING AND SHOUTING
0:42:49 > 0:42:53THEY LAUGH HAPPILY
0:42:54 > 0:42:59# I'll stand by you
0:42:59 > 0:43:02# I'll stand by you. #
0:43:02 > 0:43:04Five couples have pushed their driving skills
0:43:04 > 0:43:06and their relationships to the limit.
0:43:06 > 0:43:08But now four are left with just their memories and their
0:43:08 > 0:43:11driving seats, which we let them keep.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Leaving one couple in touching distance of Getaway glory.
0:43:13 > 0:43:15But as the sun sets here in South Africa,
0:43:15 > 0:43:18one figure casts a very long shadow.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35I can't believe we are in the final round, it's amazing.
0:43:35 > 0:43:37I genuinely never expected to get this far.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41SHE SCREAMS
0:43:41 > 0:43:43It's up at the top of things that we've done together
0:43:43 > 0:43:45that is the most exciting, isn't it?
0:43:45 > 0:43:48We've never been under this much pressure together.
0:43:48 > 0:43:51I think cooking dinner is the most stressful thing for us, isn't it?
0:43:51 > 0:43:53Yeah, yeah, chicken or beef?
0:43:53 > 0:43:55Four, four, four!
0:43:55 > 0:43:58To think a teacher from a little town in Devon
0:43:58 > 0:44:01has got this far. I just hope it can...
0:44:01 > 0:44:02Oh, dear.
0:44:02 > 0:44:06HE LAUGHS
0:44:06 > 0:44:07Can you say it?
0:44:07 > 0:44:10- LAUGHING:- What do you want me to say?
0:44:10 > 0:44:12Say...so that I can inspire them.
0:44:12 > 0:44:16So she can inspire them. You know, kids need inspiring and that.
0:44:18 > 0:44:21It's been like my boyhood dream to race against the Stig.
0:44:21 > 0:44:23He's incredible, to be fair, everyone knows that.
0:44:23 > 0:44:26If we won £10,000, it would mean...
0:44:26 > 0:44:28It's not money that's even accessible to us.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30- It would mean the world, wouldn't it?- Yeah.
0:44:57 > 0:45:00This is the final round - the Getaway Chase.
0:45:00 > 0:45:03Mark and Kelly are charged with driving twice around this track,
0:45:03 > 0:45:06as fast as they can, in this, the Getaway Car.
0:45:08 > 0:45:10Getting behind the wheel of this little beauty
0:45:10 > 0:45:12has been their aim from the start.
0:45:12 > 0:45:15But it's by some distance the fastest car they've driven,
0:45:15 > 0:45:17so handle with care.
0:45:17 > 0:45:20Now, on one level, their task couldn't be more simple.
0:45:20 > 0:45:24Every time our finalists pass under a money gate, they bank that cash.
0:45:24 > 0:45:26However, just seconds after they start,
0:45:26 > 0:45:29the Stig gets a green light and starts hunting them down.
0:45:29 > 0:45:31The minute he overtakes them, it's game over.
0:45:31 > 0:45:33But if they cross the finish line first,
0:45:33 > 0:45:36they bank that £10,000 jackpot.
0:45:36 > 0:45:38Now, the Stig being the Stig,
0:45:38 > 0:45:41has a garage of supercars at his disposal.
0:45:41 > 0:45:43And tonight, his machine of choice is...
0:45:44 > 0:45:46..the Aston Martin Vanquish. Lovely.
0:45:49 > 0:45:53With a top speed of 183mph and 0-60 in just four seconds,
0:45:53 > 0:45:55it is significantly quicker than the Getaway Car.
0:45:55 > 0:45:58So, to make it a fair contest, the Getaway Car pit-crew have
0:45:58 > 0:46:01worked out that Mark and Kelly can win the £10,000 with
0:46:01 > 0:46:05a ten-second head start if they drive the Getaway Car perfectly.
0:46:07 > 0:46:10So, one boyfriend and girlfriend versus the Stig.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13As they say, as we say, all's fair in love and driving.
0:46:13 > 0:46:15Let the Getaway Chase commence.
0:46:20 > 0:46:23Do you know what, whatever comes out of my mouth,
0:46:23 > 0:46:25please don't listen to me and I'm so sorry.
0:46:25 > 0:46:26- Yeah, OK.- I'm nervous.- OK.
0:46:31 > 0:46:34Look, look, look... Kelly, look.
0:46:37 > 0:46:38Oh, don't look at him.
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Don't look at him.
0:46:41 > 0:46:45STIG REVS ENGINE
0:46:47 > 0:46:49- Go on, Mark.- Ready?- Yeah.
0:46:53 > 0:46:54Green light, let's move.
0:46:56 > 0:46:59Mark looks determined and Kelly looks, well, petrified.
0:46:59 > 0:47:01TYRES SCREECH
0:47:01 > 0:47:04The tyres are squealing, that looks quick.
0:47:05 > 0:47:07But the Stig is off his leash.
0:47:09 > 0:47:11It's all about the speed.
0:47:11 > 0:47:12Here comes the first gate.
0:47:13 > 0:47:15£1,000. Keep it up, guys.
0:47:17 > 0:47:20The Stig has already knocked two seconds off their lead.
0:47:20 > 0:47:22Chicane next.
0:47:23 > 0:47:25£2,000 in the bank.
0:47:25 > 0:47:26You're doing really well.
0:47:26 > 0:47:28They are doing well,
0:47:28 > 0:47:31but their lead is now down to six seconds.
0:47:31 > 0:47:33Onboard with the Stig, feels like warp speed.
0:47:33 > 0:47:35Floor it.
0:47:35 > 0:47:38Closing in on the next gate...
0:47:38 > 0:47:40£3,000 done.
0:47:40 > 0:47:43Cool, calm...
0:47:43 > 0:47:46But their lead is now only four and a half seconds!
0:47:46 > 0:47:48He's catching him.
0:47:48 > 0:47:50Floor it.
0:47:50 > 0:47:54£6,000 and Mark and Kelly could be on for the full ten.
0:47:55 > 0:47:57But the Stig is almost on them.
0:47:58 > 0:48:01£8,000! Come on, guys.
0:48:01 > 0:48:04CHEERING
0:48:04 > 0:48:07Long final corner, but the Stig is just yards behind!
0:48:08 > 0:48:10You're winning!
0:48:16 > 0:48:19And they did it, unbelievable stuff.
0:48:19 > 0:48:21Come on! You beat the Stig!
0:48:21 > 0:48:23You beat the Stig!
0:48:23 > 0:48:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:48:26 > 0:48:29Yes! Yes!
0:48:29 > 0:48:33So gracious in their victory, and didn't they deserve it?
0:48:34 > 0:48:36Quite simply a flawless drive.
0:48:36 > 0:48:38Fast but never reckless...
0:48:38 > 0:48:39..really well.
0:48:39 > 0:48:41Mark just held off the Stig long enough
0:48:41 > 0:48:42to bag the £10,000.
0:48:42 > 0:48:45Only the third time that has ever happened.
0:48:45 > 0:48:46Congratulations.
0:48:46 > 0:48:48..to win it!
0:48:49 > 0:48:51£10,000 - how does that feel?
0:48:51 > 0:48:54- Life... That is life-changing. - I can't believe we did it.
0:48:54 > 0:48:56I know, he did so well.
0:48:56 > 0:48:58- You've got to be proud... - We beat you.
0:48:58 > 0:49:00THEY LAUGH
0:49:00 > 0:49:03- Well done, guys.- Thank you very much.- Give it up for them, guys.
0:49:03 > 0:49:06- CHEERS AND APPLAUSE - Thank you.
0:49:07 > 0:49:09You beat the Stig!
0:49:09 > 0:49:12CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:49:12 > 0:49:14Give it up for our champions this week.
0:49:16 > 0:49:19And that is that, I'm hitching back to the UK.
0:49:19 > 0:49:22But we're back next week with a clearly very emotional Stig,
0:49:22 > 0:49:24his nephews and more brave drivers,
0:49:24 > 0:49:26ready to put their love and their driving skill on the line.
0:49:26 > 0:49:27See you then.