Episode 12

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0:00:06 > 0:00:09Welcome to Cape Town, South Africa, and the ultimate relationship

0:00:09 > 0:00:12road test, where five couples are about to find out if their

0:00:12 > 0:00:15eternal love for each other can survive the next hour.

0:00:15 > 0:00:18Belt up, this is The Getaway Car.

0:00:18 > 0:00:20Shall we?

0:00:21 > 0:00:23Take the first ramp. Oh, uh, maybe the second.

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Watch what you're doing, you clown.

0:00:28 > 0:00:30Ready to apologise?

0:00:30 > 0:00:33Don't start with the silent treatment again!

0:00:33 > 0:00:35Go!

0:00:35 > 0:00:36SCREAMING

0:00:36 > 0:00:37Oh, no!

0:00:43 > 0:00:46This is sickening, boy!

0:00:57 > 0:01:00Every relationship goes through its difficult patch, but not many

0:01:00 > 0:01:02go through a giant car wash,

0:01:02 > 0:01:05a terrifying tunnel and a roundabout blindfolded.

0:01:05 > 0:01:07That is what's facing today's couples.

0:01:07 > 0:01:10To get through it, they'll need fearless determination...

0:01:10 > 0:01:12Do as I tell you to...

0:01:12 > 0:01:14SHE SCREAMS

0:01:14 > 0:01:16..impeccable driving skills...

0:01:16 > 0:01:18Stop, stop! Argh!

0:01:18 > 0:01:19..and grace under pressure.

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Right, right, right! I am going right! Just turn it right!

0:01:22 > 0:01:23This is right! OK, calm down.

0:01:23 > 0:01:27One couple will make it to the end, though, where they'll get the

0:01:27 > 0:01:30chance to win ?10,000 as they take to the track in this,

0:01:30 > 0:01:32the Getaway Car.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34ENGINE REVS

0:01:35 > 0:01:38It's a dream of a drive but never seen without this nightmare.

0:01:38 > 0:01:42That is Top Gear's the Stig. Currently single, I'm told,

0:01:42 > 0:01:44so, ladies, snap him up if you like the very silent,

0:01:44 > 0:01:47very, very non-communicative type.

0:01:47 > 0:01:51So, start the arguing and start the engines. Let's get the show

0:01:51 > 0:01:52on the road.

0:01:52 > 0:01:55Ready to drive in a manner that on public roads would see them

0:01:55 > 0:01:58immediately banned are today's five teams, including...

0:02:00 > 0:02:03Married couple Laura and Stuart from Dunbar, Scotland.

0:02:03 > 0:02:06Laura was six years old when they first met. As driver today,

0:02:06 > 0:02:08can she avoid the naughty step?

0:02:10 > 0:02:13From north London, fiery, argumentative brother and sister

0:02:13 > 0:02:18Hamid and Honey. Whatever you do, don't call them the terrible twins,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20cos one's 22 and the other is 25.

0:02:21 > 0:02:25And in a Getaway first, Jamie and Paula from Hastings,

0:02:25 > 0:02:29who once married then divorced, now best friends.

0:02:29 > 0:02:33And if you think that's unusual, they also enjoy musicals.

0:02:33 > 0:02:37For the last time this series, ladies and gentlemen, today's teams.

0:02:43 > 0:02:46First to take on Hazard Highway like ten grand depends on it, it's

0:02:46 > 0:02:51Team Green... I love you. I love you too.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54..made up of boyfriend and boyfriend Ollie and Joshua.

0:02:54 > 0:02:57What do you do for a living? We're designers, aren't we?

0:02:57 > 0:03:00Yeah, set and costume design's what we both trained in.

0:03:00 > 0:03:01What do you think, boys?

0:03:01 > 0:03:03So exciting. This is awesome.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05Ahead of Ollie and Joshua is a gigantic course

0:03:05 > 0:03:08of car-unfriendly obstacles that all five teams

0:03:08 > 0:03:10must complete as quickly as they can.

0:03:10 > 0:03:13But only the three quickest teams will head automatically into

0:03:13 > 0:03:14the next round.

0:03:14 > 0:03:17So, let's get these set designers to the set.

0:03:17 > 0:03:18Go for it, just go for it.

0:03:18 > 0:03:20Nice.

0:03:20 > 0:03:21Whoa... Oh, my God!

0:03:21 > 0:03:25We have fun in the car, we whack up the music, we have a good sing-song.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28OK, so what's playing in the car. Talk me through it.

0:03:28 > 0:03:31Nolan Sisters, In The Mood For Dancing. Yeah?

0:03:31 > 0:03:33MUSIC: I'm In The Mood For Dancing by the Nolan Sisters

0:03:33 > 0:03:35Yes, keep going, keep going, keep going!

0:03:35 > 0:03:37Yes, go through, go through. Argh!

0:03:37 > 0:03:40Ooh, neatly through the Tin Can Alley and the Seesaw next.

0:03:40 > 0:03:41Up. I am up.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43Oh, here we go, here we go.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45Slowly, keep going, keep going.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48Keep going, keep going, keep going!

0:03:48 > 0:03:49Agh...

0:03:51 > 0:03:54# I'm in the mood, babe... #

0:03:56 > 0:04:00Right, here's the ramp up the poorly engineered Bridge of Doom.

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Aw, you're doing awesome.

0:04:02 > 0:04:03Snot-rocket, come on.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05Whoo!

0:04:05 > 0:04:07Keep going, keep going.

0:04:07 > 0:04:09Ooh, I've got burnt clutch.

0:04:09 > 0:04:10Oh-ho.

0:04:10 > 0:04:13What's going on? You've stalled it. What's going on? You stalled it.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15It's all going so well(!)

0:04:16 > 0:04:19You're going to have to go back and go back up again.

0:04:19 > 0:04:21OK. Oh, no.

0:04:21 > 0:04:23Heavens to Betsy.

0:04:23 > 0:04:25See you, boys.

0:04:25 > 0:04:28We'll leave them going backwards while we move forwards and

0:04:28 > 0:04:30meet our next team, Team Yellow.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33What we have here are siblings Hamid and Honey, but I'll let them

0:04:33 > 0:04:34introduce themselves.

0:04:34 > 0:04:37Listen, don't make us take this outside, OK?

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Or inside, even. Don't, don't.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Look, I could take both, I could take both. Yeah, I know

0:04:40 > 0:04:42because you're huge, you're like a dinosaur.

0:04:42 > 0:04:45I could do his and hers. You need to like stop eating, move.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47What was I saying again?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Uh, guys... Had a blonde moment. Sorry!

0:04:50 > 0:04:53Do you know what? This TV business is more difficult than I

0:04:53 > 0:04:56thought it is, OK? You see what I mean?

0:04:56 > 0:04:58So, take three. Take three and action.

0:04:58 > 0:05:00# My name is... What? #

0:05:00 > 0:05:02Down the giant slide they go.

0:05:02 > 0:05:05Brake, brake, brake, brake!

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Hamid, brake.

0:05:07 > 0:05:11I said brake, man. Well, it's not going to brake from there, is it?

0:05:11 > 0:05:13Brother and sister, we work together. What do you do?

0:05:13 > 0:05:14Security work. Do you?

0:05:14 > 0:05:17So, we work with bands and stuff like that.

0:05:17 > 0:05:20Crowds... You guys are in charge of making sure the whole thing...

0:05:20 > 0:05:21In the summer, we do a lot of festivals.

0:05:21 > 0:05:24You're like... I'm the volcano. Can't bring that water in here!

0:05:24 > 0:05:27You can't bring it in so you're not going to bring it in!

0:05:27 > 0:05:29To be honest, I was a bit intimidated by that. Sorry.

0:05:29 > 0:05:32But their names are on the door so we're letting them onto

0:05:32 > 0:05:34our Human Sat Nav.

0:05:34 > 0:05:36These two bouncers must work together. Hamid is

0:05:36 > 0:05:40blindfolded while Honey directs him round the dodgy roadworks.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Right. Go forward and just turn a little bit right.

0:05:42 > 0:05:45A little bit right. Keep going, right, right,

0:05:45 > 0:05:46right, right, right, Hamid! Right.

0:05:46 > 0:05:48Our game plan for this...

0:05:48 > 0:05:50Is to win. ..is very simple. I was going to get to that.

0:05:50 > 0:05:53See? Do you see? Do you see?

0:05:53 > 0:05:55OK, now left, left, left. OK, straight, straight now.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58Turn right, turn right. Straight, straight, straight. Right, right.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01Right. Yeah. Keep on it, right, right, right!

0:06:01 > 0:06:03Ugh. Right, right, right.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Yes, I got it. Left, left, left, quick, quick!

0:06:05 > 0:06:07Left, keep going down. Straight.

0:06:07 > 0:06:08Oh, that is impressive.

0:06:08 > 0:06:13OK, go straight, yeah. Keep going left, left, left, left, left.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16Stop, take your thing off.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17Windscreen wipers, OK, go.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21Let's go.

0:06:21 > 0:06:23I'm sweating...

0:06:23 > 0:06:25Wey-hey!

0:06:25 > 0:06:28So, they're out the Car Wash with a lovely foamy finish.

0:06:28 > 0:06:30Score!

0:06:30 > 0:06:33Car Football in the back of the net.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36Ohh, we could have a very good time here.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39And it's a final mad dash to the chequered flag.

0:06:39 > 0:06:40Six! Bump me, bruv.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42That was good, that was good.

0:06:42 > 0:06:44That's how you do it.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46Quite right, that is exactly how you do it.

0:06:46 > 0:06:49The round one pacesetter is a strong 03:18.

0:06:49 > 0:06:53That will not be easy to beat.

0:06:53 > 0:06:56Meanwhile, the Greens are on to the Human Sat Nav.

0:06:56 > 0:06:59Keep going, keep going. Keep going.

0:06:59 > 0:07:01We're going round... No, keep going right!

0:07:01 > 0:07:03Keep going right!

0:07:03 > 0:07:05Do not turn! Wow, temper!

0:07:05 > 0:07:09Ollie and Joshua are struggling. Maybe some new music would help.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10What do you fancy?

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Katy Perry. Yeah, all right.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13How about Roar?

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Aw, classic.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17MUSIC: Roar by Katy Perry

0:07:17 > 0:07:19# ...tiger, a fighter

0:07:19 > 0:07:21# Dancing through the fire

0:07:21 > 0:07:23# Cos I am a champion

0:07:23 > 0:07:26# And you're going to hear me roar

0:07:26 > 0:07:28# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... #

0:07:28 > 0:07:29Now start turning left, turn left.

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Am I coming off? Yeah, you're coming off.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh... #

0:07:33 > 0:07:35Oh. On your own.

0:07:35 > 0:07:38# Got the eye of the tiger, a fighter... #

0:07:38 > 0:07:41And stop. Stop, stop!

0:07:41 > 0:07:43Take those goggles off and go, go.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45Come on, go. Sort it out.

0:07:45 > 0:07:48Yeah, they're trying to nick off with the traffic cone.

0:07:48 > 0:07:51Come on, boys, you're not students any more.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54Keep going, keep going.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56Right, windscreen wipers.

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Stop, stop!

0:07:58 > 0:08:00Stop, stop! Argh... Reverse!

0:08:00 > 0:08:04That is not the way to Wembley.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07While Ollie and Joshua swap insurance details with the

0:08:07 > 0:08:09road sign, let's meet our next team.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11In pink, so give 'em a wink.

0:08:11 > 0:08:13Go on, give 'em a wink.

0:08:13 > 0:08:16Go on. Wink at them, they can see, you know.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19It's Matt and Katherine from Poole on the sunny south coast.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Matt, I love you. I love you too, baby.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24Let's do it. I do, I really love you.

0:08:24 > 0:08:26Boyfriend and girlfriend for nearly seven years, they know

0:08:26 > 0:08:29exactly where the prize money will be going.

0:08:29 > 0:08:30So, we can get married, if we won.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Mm. So, you've got to keep that in your head.

0:08:32 > 0:08:34MUSIC: Wedding March by Mendelssohn

0:08:34 > 0:08:36I need the best wedding.

0:08:37 > 0:08:41You can do this. Come on, nice and slow, remember.

0:08:41 > 0:08:42Whoa... Argh...

0:08:42 > 0:08:44Oh, my God!

0:08:44 > 0:08:47I never get bored of hearing people's reaction coming down that.

0:08:47 > 0:08:50Oh, Jesus, it's so lucky I have this thing on me.

0:08:50 > 0:08:53Oh, this little thing hugging me.

0:08:53 > 0:08:54Do you mean the seatbelt?

0:08:54 > 0:08:56MUSIC: White Wedding by Billy Idol

0:08:56 > 0:08:58SHE SCREAMS

0:08:58 > 0:08:59THEY LAUGH What do you guys do?

0:08:59 > 0:09:04I'm a primary school teacher. Yep, high-five for that. Thank you.

0:09:04 > 0:09:06And I work in the building game. Sort of tarmacking,

0:09:06 > 0:09:08reinstating concrete work.

0:09:08 > 0:09:10What do you reckon? It's spot-on now, I think.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Yeah. Absolutely.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15Let's get this done, Matt.

0:09:15 > 0:09:16Go. Whoo!

0:09:16 > 0:09:17SHE WHOOPS

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Oh, that's trouble.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21TYRES SQUEAL

0:09:21 > 0:09:23It just squealed like a pig. Oh!

0:09:23 > 0:09:24THEY LAUGH

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Like a pink pig!

0:09:29 > 0:09:30Just let me breathe.

0:09:30 > 0:09:33Right, OK. Um, left and right. Right, let's have a look.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Right, left, right.

0:09:35 > 0:09:38OK, just double-checking her left and her right there.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40That's it, right, right, right, right, right!

0:09:40 > 0:09:42Back, reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse.

0:09:42 > 0:09:46Reverse, I can't see properly. This is really deceiving.

0:09:46 > 0:09:48I'm sorry, BBC, but what are you doing here?

0:09:48 > 0:09:50You cannot see out of the side mirrors.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52I can't see!

0:09:52 > 0:09:56What do you mean, YOU can't see properly?!

0:09:56 > 0:10:00Reverse, reverse. Come on. Reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse.

0:10:00 > 0:10:03It took Kat a very long time to pass her test. Five years.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05Five years?! Yeah. A lot of money on lessons.

0:10:05 > 0:10:07How many lessons? Uh, 250.

0:10:13 > 0:10:16MUSIC: Hey Ya by Outkast

0:10:16 > 0:10:18Straighten up, you just pulled over to the left.

0:10:18 > 0:10:21You're going to hit the yellow thing.

0:10:21 > 0:10:23Yeah, probably don't hit the 15-tonne yellow thing!

0:10:23 > 0:10:26That's it, just put your foot straight down, Matt.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29OK, nearly there, just a simple drive into the white box to

0:10:29 > 0:10:30remove Matt's blindfold.

0:10:30 > 0:10:33Come on, this way, right, right, right, right.

0:10:33 > 0:10:36Right, right, right! I am going right. Just turn it right!

0:10:36 > 0:10:38This is right! OK, calm down.

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Where are you going?

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Forward, forward, forward, straight, left, left, left!

0:10:42 > 0:10:44Oh, go back!

0:10:44 > 0:10:48Right, straight on, Matt. You're straight in front of the box.

0:10:48 > 0:10:52Which way? Just go straight in front of you!

0:10:52 > 0:10:54Stop. Take your glasses off and turn around.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Can I take these off? Yes, take them off and turn around!

0:10:56 > 0:10:58Oh, how did I get this way?

0:10:58 > 0:10:59SHE LAUGHS

0:10:59 > 0:11:02"How did I end up this way?"

0:11:02 > 0:11:04HE LAUGHS

0:11:04 > 0:11:06WHISTLE BLASTS

0:11:06 > 0:11:10After a quick goal and a dash to the finish line...

0:11:10 > 0:11:12Hurry up! Let's smash it!

0:11:12 > 0:11:17..Team Pink clocked an OK-ish 06:21.

0:11:17 > 0:11:21Oh, amazing. Matt, I think hashtag best moment ever.

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Get some speed!

0:11:35 > 0:11:37It's the sound. ENGINE REVS

0:11:37 > 0:11:40Have it... Agh...

0:11:40 > 0:11:43It's been an eventful run for the boys, let's see their time.

0:11:43 > 0:11:44Whoo!

0:11:44 > 0:11:48Six minutes and 30 seconds, even slower than Team Pink.

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Dear, oh, dear.

0:11:49 > 0:11:51Oh, lordy.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Oh, lordy.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56I don't know what you were playing at, but you weren't listening

0:11:56 > 0:11:58to anything I was saying.

0:11:58 > 0:12:01Do you have any idea how difficult that is?

0:12:01 > 0:12:04I don't care, I was giving you quite clear instructions. You should care.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07So, three of the five teams have made it round the Hazard Highway.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09Let's have a nosey at the leaderboard.

0:12:09 > 0:12:13Top of the heap, Hamid and Honey are safely into round two.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16Remember, only the three fastest teams qualify automatically

0:12:16 > 0:12:17for the next round.

0:12:17 > 0:12:20The slowest two will enter a race-off to decide whose

0:12:20 > 0:12:22journey will be ending early.

0:12:22 > 0:12:25So, hoping to avoid the indignity of the bottom two

0:12:25 > 0:12:27are our final couples.

0:12:27 > 0:12:30In red, it's husband and wife Laura and Stuart.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33We've been married for ten years but Stuart was actually my first love,

0:12:33 > 0:12:36aged six. Totally fancied him.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39You first saw him when you were six years old? Yeah.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42And you went, "That's the man for me." I'm having him.

0:12:42 > 0:12:45Has he matured into what you thought he was going to mature into?

0:12:45 > 0:12:47His dad, yeah.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Dad's going to be watching this!

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Gee... I didn't say it was a bad thing.

0:12:52 > 0:12:54Oh, no, no.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57SHE CACKLES

0:12:59 > 0:13:00Oh, I'm so excited!

0:13:00 > 0:13:04And in blue, it's ex-husband and wife Jamie and Paula.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07Tell us about your relationship. What's going on here?

0:13:07 > 0:13:08Mmm. Mmm.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10It's a very unconventional relationship.

0:13:10 > 0:13:13I love the fact that it starts like this, "Mmm..."

0:13:13 > 0:13:15We were married when we were very young. Yep.

0:13:15 > 0:13:18Little bit too young. A little bit too young, yeah.

0:13:18 > 0:13:21And we just decided that marriage was not for us, really.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23Happily divorced for 23 years. Yeah. Most of that time.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26MUSIC: ...Never Ever Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift

0:13:26 > 0:13:28All right.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Come on, Jamie. We can do this.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32Just do as I say and everything will be fine.

0:13:32 > 0:13:36Right, then, legally coupled people versus consciously uncoupled people,

0:13:36 > 0:13:38head to head.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Let's decide this, whatever "this" is,

0:13:40 > 0:13:43right here, right now.

0:13:43 > 0:13:46Handbrake. Oh, no! Take the handbrake off!

0:13:46 > 0:13:49SCREAMING

0:13:50 > 0:13:54Oh, can't see anything for that barrier but we're looking good.

0:13:54 > 0:13:56That's it, Laura, perfect.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Perfect, keep it going, whoa, whoa.

0:13:58 > 0:14:01Tin Can Alley no problem for either marriage or divorce.

0:14:01 > 0:14:02Here come the Seesaws.

0:14:02 > 0:14:05SHE SCREAMS

0:14:05 > 0:14:06Jamie!

0:14:06 > 0:14:09She is so terrified.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12That's fine now, into first, that's good. Perfect.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15Reds heading up the Bridge, Stuart very calm.

0:14:15 > 0:14:16Oh, my God.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18Paula in the Blues not quite so calm.

0:14:18 > 0:14:20It's a long way up, though, innit?

0:14:20 > 0:14:23Slow down! I'm going slow, sweetie. Ohh!

0:14:23 > 0:14:26But despite the screams, divorce does seem like fun.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29SHE SCREAMS

0:14:29 > 0:14:31SHE LAUGHS

0:14:31 > 0:14:36Right, Reds are at the Sat Nav, 01:26. Stuart, you have control.

0:14:37 > 0:14:40Good, OK, right, nice and easy, straight...

0:14:40 > 0:14:42No, no, don't turn till I tell you to turn.

0:14:42 > 0:14:45Right, go straight, go... Don't turn, Laura!

0:14:45 > 0:14:47I'm trying not. Go left, go left, pull it left.

0:14:47 > 0:14:50Left, left, left, left, left! Oh, sorry. Wrong way.

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Think we've got another right-left situation on our hands.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55OK, Jamie and Paula's turn now.

0:14:55 > 0:14:58Right, go. Right, OK, hard right, hard right, hard right.

0:14:58 > 0:15:01Hard left, hard left! No, stop, stop!

0:15:01 > 0:15:02Oh, my God.

0:15:02 > 0:15:05Reverse, reverse, reverse, sorry.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08I wonder if it's possible to get divorced again.

0:15:08 > 0:15:09Right!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Lot of yelling from the Blues.

0:15:11 > 0:15:13You wouldn't get shouting like that in a marriage, would you?

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Right, still right, right, right. RIGHT!

0:15:15 > 0:15:18Keep going, Laura! Left, left, left!

0:15:18 > 0:15:21This is the first time since she was six

0:15:21 > 0:15:23she might have questioned whether she's with the right man.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Right, straighten up! Straighten up! I don't know where straight is!

0:15:27 > 0:15:28Right, right, right. Calm down, Stuart.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Right, Laura, go right.

0:15:30 > 0:15:34No idea where Laura and Stuart are heading. Hopefully not divorce.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38Whoo... The Blues, meanwhile, are in the Car Wash.

0:15:38 > 0:15:40PAULA LAUGHS

0:15:40 > 0:15:44Right, get that baby in the goal. In the goal,

0:15:44 > 0:15:46in the goal, in the goal.

0:15:46 > 0:15:47Oh, no!

0:15:47 > 0:15:49Great save.

0:15:49 > 0:15:50Yes!

0:15:50 > 0:15:52Yes, goal!

0:15:52 > 0:15:55Oh, stalled. Oh, no, it's stalled! Oh, this is tense.

0:15:55 > 0:15:58Keep pushing it, Laura, go! I don't know what "pushing it" means!

0:15:58 > 0:16:00Laura, go forward.

0:16:00 > 0:16:04That's it. We're going to hit the kerb now... That's it.

0:16:04 > 0:16:06Now, stop here, get the goggles off.

0:16:06 > 0:16:09Argh! Right, go, boot it, absolutely boot it.

0:16:09 > 0:16:13That's it, we're back in the game, come on, here we go.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16The Reds are finally ready for some footy but, at the same time on

0:16:16 > 0:16:18their run, the Blues are storming to the finish.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20TYRES SQUEAL

0:16:20 > 0:16:22Yes... Faster!

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Oh, now slow down, slow down. Oh, don't say faster then slow down.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27On the corner slow down...

0:16:32 > 0:16:34Go...

0:16:34 > 0:16:38Yes! That is it, 04:20. Just like their marriage -

0:16:38 > 0:16:40over before it began.

0:16:40 > 0:16:43Oh, God. I think I might have let a little bit of poo out.

0:16:43 > 0:16:46I've let a bit of wee out, I think. Oh, well.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48Yes, someone get the wet wipes.

0:16:48 > 0:16:52And here come the Reds, 35 seconds later. Divorce is the clear winner

0:16:52 > 0:16:54and that is my decree absolute.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56You're a shouter.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00So, as the final leaderboard shows,

0:17:00 > 0:17:02both the Reds and the Blues did

0:17:02 > 0:17:04enough to escape the bottom two

0:17:04 > 0:17:05and join Hamid and Honey

0:17:05 > 0:17:06in round two.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10That means dishonour and disgrace must now be experienced first hand

0:17:10 > 0:17:13by the Pinks and the Greens as they face off in the race-off.

0:17:13 > 0:17:16So, here's the situation.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18We've got a Red Stig, we've got a Blue Stig.

0:17:18 > 0:17:20Their job is to drive you two

0:17:20 > 0:17:22twice around the track as fast as they can.

0:17:22 > 0:17:26Your job is to give me multiple answers to one question, OK?

0:17:26 > 0:17:29Whoever gets the most correct answers, your team goes through,

0:17:29 > 0:17:33fewest correct answers goes home. Helmets on, cuddles, cars.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35Time for the race-off.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37Hoo!

0:17:37 > 0:17:39TYRES SQUEAL

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Stop staring at me.

0:17:42 > 0:17:45You're going to put me off. Right, don't even look at me.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47What are you looking at?

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Don't kill me, please.

0:17:48 > 0:17:51Honestly, don't kill me. ENGINE REVS

0:17:51 > 0:17:52Ohh.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56Here is your question.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59Name as many of the following as you can.

0:17:59 > 0:18:04Celebrity contestants who have appeared on Strictly Come Dancing.

0:18:04 > 0:18:06Three, two, one, go.

0:18:06 > 0:18:09So, here we go, two laps of the track to name celebrities who

0:18:09 > 0:18:11have appeared on Strictly.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15I've never watched Strictly Come Dancing in my life.

0:18:15 > 0:18:18That's a shame, it's quite good.

0:18:18 > 0:18:21Um...Kelly Bright, Shane Richie, Peter Andre...

0:18:23 > 0:18:28Beyonce... Um, haven't got a clue, I haven't got a clue.

0:18:28 > 0:18:30# Let's face the music and dance. #

0:18:30 > 0:18:33Oh, my God, I knew I wouldn't get this...

0:18:35 > 0:18:36Audrey Beardsley...

0:18:36 > 0:18:41Great answer - the stunning and totally made up Audrey Beardsley.

0:18:41 > 0:18:43Any real names, Kat(?)

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Um, Mark Wright.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48Judi Dench.

0:18:48 > 0:18:49No, she's not famous enough.

0:18:49 > 0:18:52Judy Moore, Judy Walters.

0:18:52 > 0:18:55Loving the J names, Joshua.

0:18:55 > 0:18:57Matt, why didn't you make me watch it?

0:18:57 > 0:18:59Last push, give us one more.

0:18:59 > 0:19:02No way. All right, don't then.

0:19:02 > 0:19:05Didn't want to let my boyfriend down.

0:19:05 > 0:19:07But that's all I did.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10Thank you.

0:19:10 > 0:19:12Best ride of my life.

0:19:13 > 0:19:16Oh, can we just take a moment there? No.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19Let's just get on with it.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23That was amazing. Just so you know, I don't watch Strictly.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25The question was, name as many of the following as you can,

0:19:25 > 0:19:29celebrity contestants who appeared on Strictly Come Dancing.

0:19:29 > 0:19:32Kat, you a Strictly fan? Not at all, never watched it.

0:19:32 > 0:19:33You got...

0:19:33 > 0:19:36one correct answer. Well done, babe. Thank you.

0:19:36 > 0:19:38Well done. At least I got one.

0:19:38 > 0:19:40Joshua...

0:19:43 > 0:19:46..two correct answers. Oh, yes!

0:19:46 > 0:19:47APPLAUSE

0:19:47 > 0:19:49Yes!

0:19:49 > 0:19:51Ollie and Joshua, you're heading through to the next round.

0:19:51 > 0:19:56Kat and Matt, we have to say goodbye to you. That's all right. Well done.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59Don't be annoyed with me, I'm really sorry. Babe, it's not your fault.

0:19:59 > 0:20:02I feel really bad, feel like it's all my fault, cos I was so slow

0:20:02 > 0:20:04getting you through the roundabout.

0:20:04 > 0:20:06Forward, forward, straight, left, left, left!

0:20:06 > 0:20:09Ohh, go back! You're straight in front of the box.

0:20:09 > 0:20:13I can't believe we did this. This was amazing.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Well done. Amazing, amazing.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Best experience ever.

0:20:17 > 0:20:19Ever. Yeah. Let's do it again.

0:20:22 > 0:20:26# I just want to love you... #

0:20:30 > 0:20:31Loved Kat and Matt!

0:20:31 > 0:20:34So, sadly, we have to say goodbye to Kat and Matt, but four couples

0:20:34 > 0:20:37remain, all of whom we could say goodbye to, as we head on to

0:20:37 > 0:20:41the wild and uncharted territory of round two, Off-Road Rage.

0:20:51 > 0:20:55Great outdoors of Africa! The sweet smell of the plant life,

0:20:55 > 0:20:59the acrid bitterness of the dust-filled air, and the petrol-y,

0:20:59 > 0:21:01metallic smell of these.

0:21:01 > 0:21:03Ooh, that's lovely.

0:21:03 > 0:21:07In Off-Road Rage, our four remaining teams will be hoping to clock

0:21:07 > 0:21:11the quickest time round our treacherous off-road track,

0:21:11 > 0:21:14making sure they don't bump into these Stig heads.

0:21:14 > 0:21:16If they do, they incur a time penalty.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Knocking over a white one incurs a five-second penalty,

0:21:19 > 0:21:21a red one, ten seconds.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24The slowest two go into the race-off.

0:21:24 > 0:21:28Get that fly off the lens! First up, Jamie and Paula.

0:21:30 > 0:21:33Am I going to love this? Yeah, you'll love it.

0:21:33 > 0:21:35You will look after me, won't you? Your husband did ask me to

0:21:35 > 0:21:39look after you, so... That's true. ..I'll do my best. OK.

0:21:39 > 0:21:42Jamie and Paula, welcome to round two. Thank you. How are we feeling?

0:21:42 > 0:21:45Very excited. We're very good, very excited.

0:21:45 > 0:21:46Can't wait to get going.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49Best of luck, guys. Thank you very much. Thank you, Dermot.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50Three, two, one, go. Go!

0:21:50 > 0:21:54Round two is all about getting the balance right

0:21:54 > 0:21:57between driving fast and not hitting the Stigs.

0:21:57 > 0:21:59SHE SHRIEKS

0:21:59 > 0:22:02I love it, mind the Stigs, mind the Stigs.

0:22:02 > 0:22:03Stig, Stig, Stig, Stig!

0:22:05 > 0:22:08I like the fact she was surprised to see they were there.

0:22:08 > 0:22:10Mind the Stigs!

0:22:12 > 0:22:16Unluckily, a Stig downed purely by sound waves from Paula's screams.

0:22:16 > 0:22:19Right, there's Stigs coming up, listen to me.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22I'm going to go through the middle. Mind the reds!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25Jamie's going for speed rather than precision. Will it pay off?

0:22:25 > 0:22:26Right, OK.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28Whoa. Stop! Go!

0:22:28 > 0:22:29HE LAUGHS

0:22:29 > 0:22:31Mind the Stigs!

0:22:33 > 0:22:36Jamie, we're not married any more, there's no life insurance on me.

0:22:36 > 0:22:39It won't help you, don't kill me!

0:22:39 > 0:22:41Right, wait, stop, stop, stop...

0:22:41 > 0:22:45Stop! Pretty clear Jamie has no intention

0:22:45 > 0:22:49of listening to his ex-wife at any stage at all.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Jamie!

0:22:51 > 0:22:54MUSIC: Shout by Lulu

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Argh!

0:22:56 > 0:22:57Wah!

0:22:57 > 0:22:59SHE SCREAMS

0:23:02 > 0:23:05You're supposed to listen to me!

0:23:10 > 0:23:12Oh, they are a tonic, aren't they?

0:23:12 > 0:23:15Jamie, was the idea NOT to listen to me?

0:23:15 > 0:23:18I can't listen to you. You annoy me so much.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20You just scream, I can't make out what you're saying, sweetie.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Who understands that? What do you not understand about, "Stop,"

0:23:23 > 0:23:26like that? How can you not understand what that means?

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Just get me out the car.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33A race time of 01:36 plus 01:40 of penalties means our

0:23:33 > 0:23:37pacesetter is 03:16. Ollie and Joshua are up next.

0:23:40 > 0:23:42Go, come on, let's 'ave it.

0:23:42 > 0:23:45Ollie and Joshua, still here. Last time we saw you was that momentous

0:23:45 > 0:23:49occasion when Joshua's incredible general knowledge saved you.

0:23:49 > 0:23:51Uh, incredible? I only got two.

0:23:51 > 0:23:52Best of luck, chaps.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55I'm excited. So excited.

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Three, two, one, go.

0:23:57 > 0:24:0003:16, the time to beat, but they don't know that.

0:24:00 > 0:24:03MUSIC: I'm So Excited by the Pointer Sisters

0:24:03 > 0:24:05Whoa!

0:24:05 > 0:24:08Come on. Right, there's Stigs coming up on the right.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10OK, no, don't knock the red, not the red!

0:24:10 > 0:24:11Oh, no! Keep going, keep going.

0:24:11 > 0:24:13Keep going, keep going.

0:24:13 > 0:24:15DERMOT LAUGHS

0:24:15 > 0:24:16Come on.

0:24:16 > 0:24:19No, careful, do not hit this one, do not hit this one.

0:24:19 > 0:24:23Fantastic. Steer to your left, keep to your left.

0:24:23 > 0:24:25And inside to the right, inside.

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Oh, keep going left, keep going left.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30Oh, well done. Argh! Oh-ho-ho-ho!

0:24:30 > 0:24:33Oh, my life!

0:24:33 > 0:24:36There's some Stigs coming up. Try and take your left-hand side.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Not the red, not the red.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41There we go, nicely done, nicely done. Whoa. Keep going.

0:24:41 > 0:24:45They're approaching the Cape of No Hope, the boys are already

0:24:45 > 0:24:4615 seconds behind the Blues at this stage.

0:24:46 > 0:24:50They've got to avoid that red. Reverse, reverse. Quickly, quickly.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53I'm trying, I'm trying. Avoid the red. Avoid the red.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55OK, don't listen to me. Just go wild.

0:24:55 > 0:24:57MUSIC: Wild Boys by Duran Duran

0:24:57 > 0:24:59Ooh, lovely cue... Agh!

0:24:59 > 0:25:00Come on, baby. ..as if by magic.

0:25:00 > 0:25:03A mammoth effort required now if they're to beat the Blues.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Don't you hit any more Stigs.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Or just hit loads of Stigs and throw up a load of dust

0:25:08 > 0:25:10so you can't see a thing.

0:25:12 > 0:25:13Go, go for it, go for it.

0:25:13 > 0:25:16Sorry, Stiggy.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18Keep going, keep going.

0:25:18 > 0:25:22Round Cheetah's Corner at the breakneck speed of 2mph.

0:25:22 > 0:25:24Not going to help their time.

0:25:24 > 0:25:25Come on!

0:25:25 > 0:25:27Oh, my life! Woo-hoo!

0:25:27 > 0:25:30THEY LAUGH

0:25:30 > 0:25:33And another Stig down, for good measure. Nicely done.

0:25:33 > 0:25:35Yes!

0:25:35 > 0:25:37# Wild boys! #

0:25:39 > 0:25:41Including penalties,

0:25:41 > 0:25:44the boys clocked a disappointing time of 03:51.

0:25:44 > 0:25:48They'll need the final two teams to hit every statue out of some

0:25:48 > 0:25:51crazed hatred for the Stig, which is ridiculous because the Stig's

0:25:51 > 0:25:53actually really lovely.

0:25:53 > 0:25:56As long as you don't confuse him with Sting.

0:25:56 > 0:25:59# With every step you take

0:25:59 > 0:26:02# Every move you make... #

0:26:03 > 0:26:06Next up, it's driver Laura and her hubby Stuart.

0:26:06 > 0:26:08Did my nails.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09Oh, God.

0:26:09 > 0:26:12Listen, best of luck.

0:26:12 > 0:26:13All right? Thank you.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Three, two, one, go.

0:26:15 > 0:26:19Right, things are getting serious. In order to avoid a possible

0:26:19 > 0:26:22race-off, Laura needs to beat the Blues' time of 03:16.

0:26:22 > 0:26:24Go left, go left, go left.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Good start for them, and Stuart's giving loads of support.

0:26:27 > 0:26:29That's it, perfect. Just boot him, nice one.

0:26:29 > 0:26:31Over the bumps.

0:26:31 > 0:26:32Whoo! Here we go.

0:26:32 > 0:26:35Perfect. Loving a bump, loving a bump.

0:26:35 > 0:26:36Go right.

0:26:36 > 0:26:40Laura cleverly staying right there, a red and white Stig down

0:26:40 > 0:26:42better than four whites.

0:26:42 > 0:26:44Stay left, stay left.

0:26:44 > 0:26:47Round the Cape, another red Stig down.

0:26:47 > 0:26:48Off we go, that's it.

0:26:48 > 0:26:52The Stig count is building, but Stuart is relentlessly lovely.

0:26:52 > 0:26:54Brilliant, Laura, doing brilliant.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58# Where there is love I'll be there... #

0:26:58 > 0:27:00That's it.

0:27:00 > 0:27:04Nice one, Laura. Right. Down we go, down we go.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Loved that.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07Looking good.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09Looking good, very quick round Cheetah's Corner.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11This is my average driving day.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Taking the kids to school. What about that bad boy?

0:27:14 > 0:27:16DERMOT LAUGHS

0:27:16 > 0:27:18Right, stay left, go easy, go easy.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20Lovely, boot it, absolutely boot it, yes!

0:27:24 > 0:27:26Impressive, wasn't it?

0:27:28 > 0:27:32You hit 12 Stig heads, including three reds, which was 01:15

0:27:32 > 0:27:35giving you a total time of 02:57,

0:27:35 > 0:27:39which means you're fastest today and it means you're guaranteed a place

0:27:39 > 0:27:42in the next round. Aw, get in! Yeah!

0:27:42 > 0:27:45It also means Josh will definitely be in another race-off.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47Look at his happy little face.

0:27:47 > 0:27:49Right, last team, Hamid and Honey.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52"Start finish" - how does that make any sense?

0:27:52 > 0:27:53Honey, please.

0:27:53 > 0:27:58Well, when it comes to knowledge, general or non general... Oh, God.

0:27:58 > 0:28:02Put it this way, I'm putting all of my effort into not ending up

0:28:02 > 0:28:05in the bottom two for a very, very good reason.

0:28:05 > 0:28:07Yeah. I assure you.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10Three, two, one, go...

0:28:10 > 0:28:13So, for Hamid to keep Honey well away from a race-off,

0:28:13 > 0:28:16he too will have to beat the Blues' time of 03:16.

0:28:16 > 0:28:17Ahh! Hamid!

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Get your race face on.

0:28:19 > 0:28:20Yeah, that's the one.

0:28:20 > 0:28:23Go right. In the middle. Come on.

0:28:23 > 0:28:24Speed it up, just speed it up.

0:28:24 > 0:28:27She's shouting at him, "Speed it up, speed it up."

0:28:27 > 0:28:28Go right, go right, go right.

0:28:28 > 0:28:30And then go left.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31Go left, yes.

0:28:31 > 0:28:35Shout all you like, Honey, Hamid is not listening.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37He's gone full Stig.

0:28:37 > 0:28:39Argh! Aw, man.

0:28:39 > 0:28:43I'm starting to feel worried now. Hamid?

0:28:43 > 0:28:46# Hello, can you hear me? #

0:28:46 > 0:28:49Right! Go right, go right.

0:28:52 > 0:28:53Hit the last one though,

0:28:53 > 0:28:55the back wheel hit the last one, which is good.

0:28:55 > 0:28:59Go faster, go faster. Say something, Hamid. Anything.

0:28:59 > 0:29:01# Hello... #

0:29:07 > 0:29:10Aw, man. Ohh... It's not good, Hamid.

0:29:12 > 0:29:15Whoop-whoop! Whoop-whoop!

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Hamid and Honey.

0:29:17 > 0:29:19You hit 11 Stigs... Pfff!

0:29:19 > 0:29:25..including two reds. That is 01:05 of penalties.

0:29:25 > 0:29:31Add that to your total time of 01:51, gives you, by a second,

0:29:31 > 0:29:34the fastest time today of 02:56.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Oh, my God!

0:29:36 > 0:29:37Oh, my God.

0:29:39 > 0:29:43Which means... Oh-oh. Yeah, they know it already, yeah.

0:29:43 > 0:29:45Listen, best of luck.

0:29:45 > 0:29:48It's the race-off part two, just when you thought it was safe

0:29:48 > 0:29:49to go back in the buggy.

0:29:49 > 0:29:53So, Joshua returns for another race-off, this time against Paula.

0:29:53 > 0:29:56The pair must give multiple answers to one simple question whilst

0:29:56 > 0:30:01toughing it out in a high-speed jaunt around our off-road track.

0:30:01 > 0:30:04Let's hope Joshua and Paula enjoyed a very light lunch.

0:30:06 > 0:30:09As I say, slow as you like, darling.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12Slow as you like, darling. Slow as you like.

0:30:12 > 0:30:14SHE LAUGHS

0:30:14 > 0:30:18He can't take his eyes off me. Look at him, he fancies me.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20Paula, Paula, this one wants me.

0:30:20 > 0:30:22SHE LAUGHS

0:30:22 > 0:30:23ENGINE REVS

0:30:25 > 0:30:30You have one lap to give me as many of the following as you can.

0:30:30 > 0:30:31OK.

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Capital cities of countries in the European Union.

0:30:34 > 0:30:37Three, two, one, go. Go on, Josh!

0:30:37 > 0:30:42You've got London, Paris, Berlin, Madrid.

0:30:42 > 0:30:45Paris, London, Stockholm, Brussels.

0:30:45 > 0:30:48Great answers so far from both of them. Come on, Joshua,

0:30:48 > 0:30:50what else have you got?

0:30:50 > 0:30:52MUSIC: Ode To Joy by Beethoven

0:30:52 > 0:30:54Flaming hell. Is that in the EU(?)

0:30:54 > 0:30:56Come on, Paula, you can do this.

0:30:56 > 0:30:58Yeah, come on, Paula.

0:30:58 > 0:30:59Finland.

0:30:59 > 0:31:02Capital of Iceland, what's the capital of... Reykjavik!

0:31:02 > 0:31:05Trivia fans will know that Iceland is in fact in the EA but not

0:31:05 > 0:31:07in the EU. Tch, keep trying.

0:31:07 > 0:31:11Dublin, Edinburgh. I can't remember any!

0:31:11 > 0:31:13Helsinki. Oh, this is brilliant.

0:31:13 > 0:31:15Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

0:31:15 > 0:31:18We've done France, we've done Germany, we've done Iceland...

0:31:18 > 0:31:20Oh, my life!

0:31:20 > 0:31:23Come on! Concentrate.

0:31:23 > 0:31:24Warsaw, Rome.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28SHE SCREAMS

0:31:28 > 0:31:31Oh, my God, the wheel nearly came off.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33What's the capital of Portugal?

0:31:33 > 0:31:35Yeah, what's the capital of Portugal?

0:31:35 > 0:31:37Greece! No... Oh, sugar.

0:31:37 > 0:31:42Last chance, Paula. Oh, God! So many more to say.

0:31:42 > 0:31:44Ohhhh!

0:31:44 > 0:31:48You both had one lap to give me as many of the following as you can,

0:31:48 > 0:31:51capital cities of countries in the European Union.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53I'm sorry.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55Paula, let's go to you first.

0:31:55 > 0:31:57Oh, God, sorry, kids.

0:31:57 > 0:31:58You got...

0:31:58 > 0:32:01eight correct answers. Oh, well done, babe.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04That's good. I didn't expect anything to come out of your mouth

0:32:04 > 0:32:06of any sense, so that's really good.

0:32:06 > 0:32:09That's a lovely sentiment(!) Well done, you did very well.

0:32:09 > 0:32:10Joshua...

0:32:12 > 0:32:14Four. Aww.

0:32:14 > 0:32:17Sorry, mate. Which means you guys are out of the competition.

0:32:17 > 0:32:20I feel a little bit down now, I feel like I could've done better.

0:32:20 > 0:32:22I feel like I've let you down a bit. Yeah, I'm gutted

0:32:22 > 0:32:25that I sort of put you in the race-off again.

0:32:25 > 0:32:29But we've had so much fun. This experience has been insane.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31Agh! Oh, my God!

0:32:32 > 0:32:34Do not turn! Wow, temper.

0:32:34 > 0:32:38This is just another step on our big adventure.

0:32:38 > 0:32:42No, not the red, not the red! Argh, no!

0:32:42 > 0:32:44DERMOT LAUGHS

0:32:44 > 0:32:47Here's to the next adventure. Next one.

0:32:47 > 0:32:53# But losing everything is like the sun going down on me. #

0:32:55 > 0:32:59So, the Blues qualify, thanks to Paula's general knowledge,

0:32:59 > 0:33:01which will come in very handy in round three,

0:33:01 > 0:33:04as will their "driving really fast through walls" skills.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06It's time for the Drive-Thru.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15At the end of these lanes are two answers to one question.

0:33:15 > 0:33:18When the lights go green, our contestants have to race as fast as

0:33:18 > 0:33:20they dare through what they think

0:33:20 > 0:33:24is the right answer in these Volkswagen Polos.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27They'll need to be right and they will need to be fast,

0:33:27 > 0:33:29because at the end of each race, one team loses a life.

0:33:29 > 0:33:32Lose two lives and that is it, game over.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34At the end we're left with one couple, our finalists,

0:33:34 > 0:33:37ready to get behind the wheel of the Getaway Car, potentially win

0:33:37 > 0:33:40?10,000 and go head to head with this thinly veiled -

0:33:40 > 0:33:42or thickly visored - driver.

0:33:45 > 0:33:48In lane one, it's the Blues, cheerily divorced Jamie and Paula.

0:33:48 > 0:33:51Yeah, make sure you get it into gear.

0:33:51 > 0:33:53ENGINE REVS

0:33:53 > 0:33:54Stalled it.

0:33:54 > 0:33:57SHE TUTS

0:33:57 > 0:34:00Hmm. In lane two, the super siblings of Team Yellow.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Ow. Ow!

0:34:04 > 0:34:05What's that for?

0:34:07 > 0:34:11Lastly, still happily married Reds, Laura and Stuart, in lane three.

0:34:11 > 0:34:13Hi, guys.

0:34:13 > 0:34:16We've got to beat him. Hey? We've got to beat him.

0:34:16 > 0:34:20Well, hello, teams, and welcome to round three.

0:34:20 > 0:34:22This is race director Dermot.

0:34:22 > 0:34:26Race one, question one, best of luck.

0:34:26 > 0:34:31In the first chorus of I Should Be So Lucky, how many times does

0:34:31 > 0:34:34Kylie Minogue sing the word "lucky"?

0:34:34 > 0:34:3710 or 11?

0:34:37 > 0:34:38Three, two, one, go.

0:34:40 > 0:34:43Uh, OK, Honey, help out.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48What do you think, Stuart?

0:34:48 > 0:34:53# ..Lucky, lucky, lucky I should be so lucky in love. #

0:34:53 > 0:34:56Go for ten. OK, we'll go for ten. No, go for 11, go for 11.

0:34:56 > 0:34:58OK, 11.

0:34:58 > 0:35:00# Lucky, lucky, lucky in love. #

0:35:00 > 0:35:01Ten!

0:35:01 > 0:35:0511, 11, right, stay right, stay right, 11, push through.

0:35:05 > 0:35:08Ten, ten, ten, ten!

0:35:08 > 0:35:09Whoo!

0:35:12 > 0:35:15So, first question.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18In the first chorus of I Should Be So Lucky, how many times does

0:35:18 > 0:35:22Kylie Minogue sing the word "lucky", 10 or 11?

0:35:24 > 0:35:26Reds, Yellows went with 11.

0:35:28 > 0:35:31Blues, Jamie and Paula, went with ten.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33Correct answer...

0:35:33 > 0:35:35was ten.

0:35:35 > 0:35:37Well done.

0:35:37 > 0:35:40Well done to Jamie and Paula, but for the two incorrect teams,

0:35:40 > 0:35:43it's down to speed. Hamid and Honey were slowest, therefore they lose

0:35:43 > 0:35:46a life and can't afford to lose another.

0:35:46 > 0:35:49How did she do it so fast? I don't get it.

0:35:49 > 0:35:51They're gone.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55Hamid's going to be gutted.

0:35:55 > 0:35:57SHE LAUGHS

0:35:57 > 0:35:59Tough.

0:35:59 > 0:36:02Yeah, I don't see you knowing a Kylie Minogue song.

0:36:02 > 0:36:06I'm so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky, I'm so lucky, lucky, lucky.

0:36:06 > 0:36:08HE EXHALES

0:36:08 > 0:36:11Speed, I have the speed, I have the power,

0:36:11 > 0:36:15I have the intelligence to get through. No.

0:36:15 > 0:36:17All right, teams, one round down.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20Hamid and Honey, you've been very fast so far.

0:36:20 > 0:36:24Can't afford to get this one wrong. I don't know which would be worse,

0:36:24 > 0:36:28getting this wrong, or Hamid having to face Honey IF he gets it wrong.

0:36:28 > 0:36:30Yeah. Huh.

0:36:30 > 0:36:32OK.

0:36:32 > 0:36:33Round two, question two.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36True or false.

0:36:36 > 0:36:41US President John F Kennedy's middle name was Frederick.

0:36:41 > 0:36:43Three, two, one, go.

0:36:45 > 0:36:47Hamid.

0:36:48 > 0:36:50John Franklin Kennedy, isn't it?

0:36:50 > 0:36:53It's Fitzgerald or something like that.

0:36:53 > 0:36:56Go, go, go, go, go false, Jamie, go false.

0:36:58 > 0:37:01I'm feeling like saying false, I don't know why.

0:37:01 > 0:37:05Let's go for false, OK? Yeah. I love a bit of JFK.

0:37:05 > 0:37:07SHE SCREAMS

0:37:09 > 0:37:12It didn't go. I put my foot down, it didn't go.

0:37:12 > 0:37:14Why did it not go, Hamid?

0:37:14 > 0:37:16Thanks for your input, anyway.

0:37:16 > 0:37:19I didn't know. Did you have any...? No, I didn't know.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23All right, teams, getting tense now.

0:37:23 > 0:37:26Round two, question two.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30Question was true or false - US President John F Kennedy's

0:37:30 > 0:37:32middle name was Frederick.

0:37:32 > 0:37:35You all went with false.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39You were all correct.

0:37:39 > 0:37:42His name was Fitzgerald.

0:37:42 > 0:37:44So, it all comes down to speed.

0:37:46 > 0:37:48And the slowest...

0:37:50 > 0:37:53..were Hamid and Honey, losing your second life,

0:37:53 > 0:37:55so, you leave the competition, guys, sorry.

0:37:55 > 0:37:57No, that's all right. Thank you very much. Yep, great.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00The rest of you guys, helmets on, back to the start.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02MUSIC: Dry Your Eyes by The Streets

0:38:02 > 0:38:03Thank you, mate.

0:38:03 > 0:38:05Aw, Honey.

0:38:05 > 0:38:09Hamid, I don't understand why every other time you were perfectly fine,

0:38:09 > 0:38:12just right now, you... Well, you saw what happened. I put my foot

0:38:12 > 0:38:15all the way down. I was looking at you when my foot was fully down.

0:38:15 > 0:38:19Aw, Hamid. There must have been something you had done wrong.

0:38:19 > 0:38:21Cheers, man, thank you very much.

0:38:21 > 0:38:23I really appreciate that.

0:38:23 > 0:38:26# Dry your eyes, mate... #

0:38:26 > 0:38:29We made it far and we were first for both the first two rounds.

0:38:29 > 0:38:31Show us your skills, bruv.

0:38:31 > 0:38:34You know you've got the skills.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36We had too high expectations for ourselves.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38Six, bump me, bruv!

0:38:38 > 0:38:42I did expect us to be better than that and I did expect him

0:38:42 > 0:38:45to be a bit faster but you win, you lose some.

0:38:45 > 0:38:47That's it.

0:38:47 > 0:38:50# But you've got to walk away now... #

0:38:58 > 0:39:00Last two.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02It's crazy, innit? It's mental.

0:39:02 > 0:39:05You ready, Eddie? Hell, yeah.

0:39:06 > 0:39:07Hell, yeah.

0:39:07 > 0:39:11All right, teams, round three, question three.

0:39:11 > 0:39:14One husband and wife versus one...

0:39:14 > 0:39:17..ex-husband and wife.

0:39:17 > 0:39:20So far, everyone's still got all their lives intact.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23Wish you the best of luck. Thank you, Dermot.

0:39:23 > 0:39:25Here's your question.

0:39:25 > 0:39:28In which country did LEGO originate,

0:39:28 > 0:39:30Sweden or Denmark?

0:39:30 > 0:39:32Three, two, one, go.

0:39:32 > 0:39:34Give it some, give it some, Laura.

0:39:34 > 0:39:37Sweden or Denmark?

0:39:37 > 0:39:39I've seen a programme about LEGO making.

0:39:39 > 0:39:42I'm pretty sure it's Sweden.

0:39:42 > 0:39:46I think LEGOLAND is Danish.

0:39:46 > 0:39:50Go Sweden, go Sweden, Sweden, Sweden. Left? Yeah, left!

0:39:50 > 0:39:51Left, left, left, left!

0:39:51 > 0:39:53Go red, go red, go red.

0:39:53 > 0:39:55Whoo!

0:40:01 > 0:40:03Oh, they've gone the other way.

0:40:03 > 0:40:06Ooh, they've gone the other way, babe. Oh, no.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11The Blues, Paula and Jamie, were the quickest but by choosing Sweden,

0:40:11 > 0:40:14they were also the...wrongest.

0:40:14 > 0:40:17So, they lose a life and simply must win the next race.

0:40:18 > 0:40:20LEGO.

0:40:23 > 0:40:26Well, this could well be the last drive...

0:40:26 > 0:40:29Last drive in the history of the Getaway Car.

0:40:29 > 0:40:31Let's do it then, last one.

0:40:31 > 0:40:33Race four, question four.

0:40:33 > 0:40:40In the 21st century, which manager has won more Premier League titles,

0:40:40 > 0:40:43Jose Mourinho or Sir Alex Ferguson?

0:40:43 > 0:40:45Three, two, one, go.

0:40:46 > 0:40:48Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!

0:40:50 > 0:40:54OK, Alex Ferguson, he was manager of Man United 25 years,

0:40:54 > 0:40:57won just about everything in the game.

0:40:57 > 0:41:01Do you know? No. Do you know it? I haven't got a clue. Mourinho?

0:41:02 > 0:41:06Right, Laura, that's it, keep going nice and quick.

0:41:06 > 0:41:09Oh, God, Mourinho, then, I'd say.

0:41:09 > 0:41:12That's good, that's good, that's good... Oh, no.

0:41:12 > 0:41:13Right, right, right, right!

0:41:13 > 0:41:15Please be right!

0:41:15 > 0:41:18The Blues were once again well ahead but have they got the

0:41:18 > 0:41:20question right?

0:41:20 > 0:41:21JAMIE LAUGHS

0:41:21 > 0:41:23I think we might've got it.

0:41:23 > 0:41:25What do I know about football, Jamie? Seriously?

0:41:25 > 0:41:28I don't even know what the Premier League is.

0:41:28 > 0:41:32Race four, question four, teams.

0:41:33 > 0:41:37In the 21st century, which manager has won more Premier League titles,

0:41:37 > 0:41:41Jose Mourinho or Sir Alex Ferguson?

0:41:41 > 0:41:46Laura, Stuart, you went with Sir Alex.

0:41:46 > 0:41:51Jamie and Paula, you went with Jose Mourinho.

0:41:52 > 0:41:54Correct answer...

0:41:54 > 0:41:56was Sir Alex Ferguson.

0:41:56 > 0:42:00Which means, Laura, Stuart, you are tonight's finalists.

0:42:00 > 0:42:02Congratulations.

0:42:02 > 0:42:05Jamie, Paula, thank you so much. Thank you.

0:42:07 > 0:42:10The experience has been the best we've ever had together.

0:42:10 > 0:42:12I don't even feel that disappointed, really,

0:42:12 > 0:42:16cos we've come further than we ever thought we would.

0:42:16 > 0:42:18SHE SCREAMS

0:42:18 > 0:42:20Jamie!

0:42:20 > 0:42:23The kids would've spent all the money anyway, wouldn't they?

0:42:23 > 0:42:25Hey-ho.

0:42:25 > 0:42:28Right, brake, stop, stop, stop...

0:42:30 > 0:42:31SHE SCREAMS

0:42:31 > 0:42:33Oh, my God, the wheel nearly came off.

0:42:33 > 0:42:36This will be the last time you get to touch me for a while, babe.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39Just pretend that you're enjoying it.

0:42:39 > 0:42:42# All good things come to an end... #

0:42:43 > 0:42:46As four couples take a back seat, one couple, Laura and Stuart,

0:42:46 > 0:42:50will be very much in the front seat, specifically of the Getaway Car.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52How our finalists do, however, is rather dependent on this

0:42:52 > 0:42:54insufferable cad. En garde!

0:43:08 > 0:43:12There's probably four periods in my life that...

0:43:13 > 0:43:15..that I'm so proud of Laura.

0:43:15 > 0:43:19One was the day she walked down the aisle, the other two,

0:43:19 > 0:43:23obviously, are the birth of our kids, the fourth was getting us to

0:43:23 > 0:43:25the Getaway Chase against the Stig.

0:43:25 > 0:43:29Blew me away on all four occasions, just don't know what to say,

0:43:29 > 0:43:31honestly. Just fantastic.

0:43:31 > 0:43:33Oh, no, I'm starting to go. Fantastic.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36Keep pushing it, Laura, go! I don't know what "pushing it" means!

0:43:36 > 0:43:37Laura, go forward.

0:43:37 > 0:43:39Quite surprised I got through the first round,

0:43:39 > 0:43:42I really did think, against four blokes as well.

0:43:42 > 0:43:44Not being sexist too much,

0:43:44 > 0:43:47but I felt like I didn't have much of a chance.

0:43:47 > 0:43:49And so getting through the first round was great and then it

0:43:49 > 0:43:53gives you the confidence to do the next one. When I got to the

0:43:53 > 0:43:54next one, I was like, "Yes!"

0:43:54 > 0:43:56Floor it, floor it.

0:43:56 > 0:43:58Whoo! Perfect.

0:43:58 > 0:44:00Loving a bump, loving a bump.

0:44:00 > 0:44:02This is my average driving day.

0:44:02 > 0:44:05Taking the kids to school. Loving that bad boy.

0:44:05 > 0:44:08I'm confident you can get away from the Stig tonight.

0:44:08 > 0:44:12I think you can. Yeah, I'm going to try really hard.

0:44:12 > 0:44:14Yeah. Yes, yes.

0:44:14 > 0:44:16Look what you've done today.

0:44:16 > 0:44:17I know. It's a breeze now.

0:44:17 > 0:44:19Yeah. Yeah.

0:44:43 > 0:44:46And so we reach the final round, the Getaway Chase.

0:44:46 > 0:44:49Laura and Stuart's job is to drive as fast as they can around

0:44:49 > 0:44:51the track twice in this,

0:44:51 > 0:44:53the Getaway Car.

0:44:53 > 0:44:56One word to describe it would be "fast".

0:44:56 > 0:44:59One word to describe how it should be driven would be "carefully".

0:44:59 > 0:45:01So, Laura and Stuart, take note.

0:45:01 > 0:45:04Now, on one level, the challenge facing Laura and Stuart could

0:45:04 > 0:45:05not be more simple.

0:45:05 > 0:45:09Each time they pass under a money gate, they bank that amount of cash.

0:45:09 > 0:45:11However, seconds after they take off, the Stig gets a green light

0:45:11 > 0:45:14and then he starts to hunt them down.

0:45:14 > 0:45:16The minute he catches up with them, it is game over,

0:45:16 > 0:45:19but if they get to the finish line first,

0:45:19 > 0:45:21the ?10,000 jackpot is theirs.

0:45:21 > 0:45:25However, the Stig has numerous supercars to choose from and

0:45:25 > 0:45:29tonight, he has chosen a real peach, the Ferrari F12.

0:45:29 > 0:45:32Ooh-wee!

0:45:33 > 0:45:38With a top speed of 211mph, and 0-60 in just three seconds, it is

0:45:38 > 0:45:41significantly quicker than the Getaway Car.

0:45:41 > 0:45:44So, to make this an even contest, our pit crew boffins have

0:45:44 > 0:45:47calculated that with an eight-second head start

0:45:47 > 0:45:48and a flawless drive,

0:45:48 > 0:45:51Laura and Stuart could walk away with the jackpot of

0:45:51 > 0:45:5310,000 Scottish pounds.

0:45:53 > 0:45:56So, one tartan army versus one Stig.

0:45:56 > 0:45:58Let the Getaway Chase commence.

0:46:00 > 0:46:04All right, I can't touch you too much, I'm going to not concentrate.

0:46:04 > 0:46:06OK, just you get in the zone.

0:46:12 > 0:46:14I can see him coming.

0:46:14 > 0:46:15SHE GIGGLES

0:46:15 > 0:46:17Don't bother about him. I know.

0:46:30 > 0:46:32There's the Stiggy.

0:46:33 > 0:46:36I can't see him, it's fine. He looks nice.

0:46:36 > 0:46:38Looks like he's in a good mood.

0:46:38 > 0:46:40ENGINE REVS

0:46:42 > 0:46:45Right, OK, you ready, Laura? Let's do this.

0:46:48 > 0:46:50Here we go.

0:46:50 > 0:46:53Right, for the final time this series, and with only the

0:46:53 > 0:46:55second female finalist, we are off. Come on, Laura.

0:46:55 > 0:46:58Excellent, excellent, Laura.

0:46:58 > 0:47:00But here comes the Stig.

0:47:00 > 0:47:03Look at that bad boy!

0:47:03 > 0:47:07Very fast around the first corner, great driving from Laura.

0:47:07 > 0:47:08Get up there, go on.

0:47:08 > 0:47:10Yes, that's a grand in the bank.

0:47:10 > 0:47:13?1,000 banked but the head start is down to five seconds.

0:47:13 > 0:47:16That's two grand in the bank.

0:47:16 > 0:47:19Yep, ?2,000, but the lead's now four seconds.

0:47:19 > 0:47:21Brilliant, that's holding the road great, Laura.

0:47:21 > 0:47:23Ooh! Excellent, boot it.

0:47:23 > 0:47:25The Stig's getting very close now.

0:47:25 > 0:47:27Absolutely awesome.

0:47:27 > 0:47:30That's ?3,000, but their lead's now only two seconds.

0:47:30 > 0:47:34That's good, that's good, Laura. That's good, we're coming up

0:47:34 > 0:47:35for six grand now.

0:47:35 > 0:47:38That's it, absolutely floor it. Brilliant.

0:47:38 > 0:47:42Stig's on the tail, just keep it going, let's get eight grand here.

0:47:42 > 0:47:43Woo-ha! Nice one, absolutely brilliant.

0:47:43 > 0:47:46Eight grand, well done. Can they make it to ten?

0:47:46 > 0:47:48Stig's on your outside here.

0:47:48 > 0:47:52Laura's gone wide. Stig, stay where you are, wee man!

0:47:52 > 0:47:53And it's over.

0:47:55 > 0:47:59That's brilliant, though, Laura. Aw... Hey, that's eight grand!

0:47:59 > 0:48:03That's eight grand. ?8,000 banked, a heroic effort from Laura there.

0:48:03 > 0:48:06Beautifully driven, fast and controlled until that final

0:48:06 > 0:48:09frantic corner. Laura went too wide and allowed the wee man,

0:48:09 > 0:48:12the Stig, to nip in in the dying seconds.

0:48:13 > 0:48:16But these two should be so, so proud,

0:48:16 > 0:48:17they were brilliant in every round.

0:48:17 > 0:48:19Yes! Aw, how about that?

0:48:19 > 0:48:21Oh, woo! Ha-ha!

0:48:21 > 0:48:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:48:25 > 0:48:28So, there we have it, our final winners of the current

0:48:28 > 0:48:30Getaway Car series.

0:48:30 > 0:48:32Didn't we have some fun along the way?

0:48:34 > 0:48:37# Maybe I didn't treat you

0:48:39 > 0:48:43# Quite as good as I should have... #

0:48:44 > 0:48:46Ooh!

0:48:46 > 0:48:48OK, let's go a bit forward.

0:48:48 > 0:48:50SHE SHRIEKS

0:48:50 > 0:48:53No, no, no, stop! Oh, my God.

0:48:53 > 0:48:56Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

0:48:56 > 0:48:57Ugh.

0:48:57 > 0:49:00Oh, my God, I love you!

0:49:00 > 0:49:02Do not spin off!

0:49:02 > 0:49:07SHE SCREAMS

0:49:09 > 0:49:11Get in there! Stop, stop!

0:49:12 > 0:49:14Whoa!

0:49:16 > 0:49:17Oh, no!

0:49:19 > 0:49:22You need to win it! You need to win it!

0:49:22 > 0:49:24He's going to do it.

0:49:24 > 0:49:26SHE SCREAMS

0:49:26 > 0:49:29I beat the Stig!

0:49:29 > 0:49:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:49:33 > 0:49:35Come here, you.

0:49:35 > 0:49:37Next time.

0:49:37 > 0:49:41# Maybe I didn't treat you

0:49:42 > 0:49:46# Quite as good as I should have

0:49:48 > 0:49:51# Maybe I didn't love you

0:49:53 > 0:49:57# Quite as often as I could have

0:49:58 > 0:50:01# Maybe I didn't hold you... #

0:50:07 > 0:50:09It's carnival time here for Great Britain!