0:00:02 > 0:00:04# ..I'm always scheming
0:00:04 > 0:00:08# Because I want you
0:00:08 > 0:00:12# And only you
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# Every little while
0:00:16 > 0:00:20# My heart is aching
0:00:22 > 0:00:24# Every little while
0:00:24 > 0:00:28# I miss your smile
0:00:28 > 0:00:33# And all the time I seem to miss you
0:00:33 > 0:00:38# I want to, want to kiss you
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Every, every
0:00:40 > 0:00:48# Every little while. #
0:00:48 > 0:00:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:50 > 0:00:56ORCHESTRA PLAYS FANFARE
0:00:56 > 0:00:58RAPTUROUS CHEERING
0:01:04 > 0:01:06- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!
0:01:06 > 0:01:13Once again, good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
0:01:13 > 0:01:17- RAUCOUSLY:- Good evening!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Mellifluousness...
0:01:19 > 0:01:21- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:01:21 > 0:01:27..made manifest in lush, lunar miscellany...
0:01:27 > 0:01:29- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:01:29 > 0:01:33..with the impeccable expertise of the Players' Theatre
0:01:33 > 0:01:37and the provocative piquancy...
0:01:37 > 0:01:38- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41..of Miss Jenny Wren!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43APPLAUSE
0:01:48 > 0:01:51# I'm such a silly when the moon comes out
0:01:51 > 0:01:55# I hardly seem to know what I'm about
0:01:55 > 0:01:58# Skipping, hopping, never, never stopping
0:01:58 > 0:02:02# I can't keep still although I try
0:02:02 > 0:02:05# I'm all a-quiver when the moonbeams glance
0:02:05 > 0:02:08# That is the moment when I long to dance
0:02:08 > 0:02:12# I can never close a sleepy eye
0:02:12 > 0:02:15# When the moon comes creeping up the sky
0:02:15 > 0:02:20# When the moon comes creeping up the sky
0:02:20 > 0:02:26# Shine on, shine on, harvest moon
0:02:26 > 0:02:28# Up in the sky
0:02:28 > 0:02:32# I've had no loving
0:02:32 > 0:02:37# Since January, February, June or July
0:02:37 > 0:02:41# Snow time ain't no time
0:02:41 > 0:02:45# To stay outdoors and spoon
0:02:45 > 0:02:51# So shine on, shine on, harvest moon
0:02:51 > 0:02:54# For me and my gal
0:02:54 > 0:02:58# The moonlight blossoms only come out at night, you know
0:02:58 > 0:03:02# Moonlight blossoms beneath the electric light, because
0:03:02 > 0:03:04# We bloom all right
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# But in morning's dew
0:03:06 > 0:03:10# The poppies are busy and gathering up the moonlight's bloom
0:03:16 > 0:03:21# Moon of love
0:03:21 > 0:03:27# Romantic gypsy moon
0:03:27 > 0:03:31# Shine above
0:03:31 > 0:03:38# Your light will fade too soon
0:03:38 > 0:03:42# Life is fair
0:03:42 > 0:03:48# A path with roses strewn
0:03:48 > 0:03:54# When you're there
0:03:54 > 0:04:02# Romantic gypsy moon
0:04:05 > 0:04:07# By the light
0:04:07 > 0:04:11# Of the silvery moon
0:04:11 > 0:04:15# I want to spoon
0:04:15 > 0:04:20# To my honey I'll croon love's tune
0:04:20 > 0:04:27# Honey moon, keep a shinin' in June
0:04:27 > 0:04:31# Your silvery beams will bring love's dreams
0:04:31 > 0:04:35# We'll be cuddling soon
0:04:35 > 0:04:39# By the silvery moon
0:04:39 > 0:04:44# By the silvery moon. #
0:04:58 > 0:05:00Homeric...
0:05:01 > 0:05:02..Herculean...
0:05:02 > 0:05:03- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:05:03 > 0:05:06..histrionics...
0:05:06 > 0:05:12..from Austria, Markus and Rosita!
0:05:12 > 0:05:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:38 > 0:06:40APPLAUSE
0:06:53 > 0:06:54APPLAUSE
0:06:55 > 0:06:58MUSIC DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:07:00 > 0:07:03APPLAUSE
0:08:16 > 0:08:18- AUDIENCE:- Oh!
0:08:18 > 0:08:21APPLAUSE
0:08:29 > 0:08:32APPLAUSE
0:08:46 > 0:08:49DRUMROLL
0:09:07 > 0:09:10APPLAUSE
0:09:15 > 0:09:18FANFARE MUSIC
0:09:18 > 0:09:23APPLAUSE
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Don't hold it against your husband, madam.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44LAUGHTER
0:09:44 > 0:09:46They are our exercises.
0:09:47 > 0:09:49From the city,
0:09:49 > 0:09:56sensuous, celebrant of svelte sophistication,
0:09:56 > 0:09:58Miss Zena Millar!
0:09:58 > 0:10:01APPLAUSE
0:10:01 > 0:10:04INTRO MUSIC
0:10:11 > 0:10:14# Though you'd assume from my feminine features
0:10:14 > 0:10:17# A permanent tizzy I'm in
0:10:17 > 0:10:20# I am not one of those scatterbrained creatures
0:10:20 > 0:10:23# I'm bright and as sharp as a pin
0:10:23 > 0:10:27# I can turn cartwheels and such acrobatics
0:10:27 > 0:10:31# I passed with distinction in Greek and Mathematics
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# On all my school sports days I won every race
0:10:34 > 0:10:38# I'm not just a pretty face
0:10:39 > 0:10:42# Though I may look quite alarmingly fragile
0:10:42 > 0:10:45# Please don't let it cause you distress
0:10:45 > 0:10:50# For you will find me surprisingly agile at getting me out of a mess
0:10:50 > 0:10:54# My name on the programme is certain to pull 'em
0:10:54 > 0:10:58# One season I played centre forward for Fulham! #
0:10:58 > 0:10:59LAUGHTER
0:10:59 > 0:11:02# I'm not advertising but just watch this space
0:11:02 > 0:11:08# I'm not just a pretty face. #
0:11:08 > 0:11:10APPLAUSE
0:11:10 > 0:11:13CHEERING
0:11:20 > 0:11:24# Wallflower, wallflower
0:11:24 > 0:11:28# I'm tired of being a wallflower
0:11:28 > 0:11:32# I try to look cheerful as well as I can
0:11:32 > 0:11:37# But all that I want is a man
0:11:37 > 0:11:40# I tried for the handsomest men at the ball
0:11:40 > 0:11:44# But anything's better than nothing at all
0:11:44 > 0:11:48# To dance with a millionaire prince would be nice
0:11:49 > 0:11:53# But now I'll start faking it
0:11:53 > 0:11:56# Using Old Spice... #
0:11:56 > 0:11:57LAUGHTER
0:11:57 > 0:12:01# Wallflower, wallflower
0:12:01 > 0:12:05# I'm tired of being a wallflower
0:12:05 > 0:12:09# I try to look cheerful as well as I can
0:12:09 > 0:12:13# But all that I want is a man
0:12:13 > 0:12:17# I've done all the things the advertisements say
0:12:17 > 0:12:19# The right shade of lipstick
0:12:19 > 0:12:21# The right kind of spray
0:12:21 > 0:12:25# I've bought magazines to the end of me wealth
0:12:25 > 0:12:29# But now I'll start taking in
0:12:29 > 0:12:33# Do It Yourself
0:12:34 > 0:12:38# Wallflower, wallflower
0:12:38 > 0:12:42# Unsated, frustrated wallflower
0:12:42 > 0:12:45# I try to look cheerful as well as I can
0:12:45 > 0:12:48# But all that I want is a man
0:12:48 > 0:12:50# Is a man
0:12:50 > 0:12:52# But all that I want...
0:12:54 > 0:12:56# ..is a man. #
0:12:58 > 0:13:01APPLAUSE
0:13:15 > 0:13:17Esoteric...
0:13:17 > 0:13:18- ALL:- Ooh!
0:13:18 > 0:13:24..ethnic Argentinian exoticism...
0:13:24 > 0:13:25Ooh!
0:13:25 > 0:13:28..percussively corybantic,
0:13:28 > 0:13:31South American folk dancing.
0:13:31 > 0:13:32Ooh!
0:13:32 > 0:13:35Arriba, arriba, arriba!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Los Gauchos!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40APPLAUSE
0:16:11 > 0:16:15Operationally antiphonal,
0:16:15 > 0:16:17for your adulatory approbation...
0:16:17 > 0:16:19Ooh!
0:16:19 > 0:16:23..two celebrated siblings.
0:16:23 > 0:16:26A singing brother and sister,
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Maryetta and Vernon Midgley!
0:16:30 > 0:16:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:51 > 0:16:54THEY SING IN ITALIAN
0:19:52 > 0:19:55MUSIC: Funiculi, Funicula
0:19:55 > 0:19:59# Some think the world is made for fun and frolic
0:19:59 > 0:20:01# And so do I
0:20:01 > 0:20:03# And so do I
0:20:03 > 0:20:07# Some think it well to be all melancholic
0:20:07 > 0:20:09# To pine and sigh
0:20:09 > 0:20:11# To pine and sigh
0:20:11 > 0:20:15# But I I love to spend my time in singing
0:20:15 > 0:20:17# Some joyous song
0:20:17 > 0:20:19# Some joyous song
0:20:19 > 0:20:23# To set the air with music bravely ringing
0:20:23 > 0:20:24# Is far from wrong
0:20:24 > 0:20:27# Is far from wrong
0:20:27 > 0:20:30# Listen, listen, music sounds afar
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# Listen, listen, music sounds afar
0:20:33 > 0:20:35# Funiculi, funicula
0:20:35 > 0:20:37# Funiculi, funicula
0:20:37 > 0:20:38# Music sounds afar
0:20:38 > 0:20:40# Funiculi, funicula
0:20:40 > 0:20:42# La-la, la-la
0:20:42 > 0:20:44# La-la-la, la-la
0:20:44 > 0:20:46# La-la, la-la
0:20:46 > 0:20:47# La-la-la, la-la
0:20:47 > 0:20:49# Funiculi, funicula
0:20:49 > 0:20:53# Funiculi, funicula
0:20:53 > 0:20:55# Music sounds afar
0:20:55 > 0:20:57# Funiculi, funicula
0:20:59 > 0:21:03# Some think it wrong to set the feet a-dancing
0:21:03 > 0:21:05# But not so I
0:21:05 > 0:21:07# Not I!
0:21:07 > 0:21:11# Some think that eyes should keep from coyly glancing
0:21:11 > 0:21:13# Upon the sly
0:21:13 > 0:21:15# Upon the sly
0:21:15 > 0:21:19# But, oh, to me the mazy dance is charming
0:21:19 > 0:21:20# Divinely sweet
0:21:20 > 0:21:23# Divinely sweet!
0:21:23 > 0:21:27# And surely There is nought that is alarming
0:21:27 > 0:21:28# In nimble feet?
0:21:28 > 0:21:30# In nimble feet?
0:21:30 > 0:21:34# Listen, listen, echoes sound afar
0:21:34 > 0:21:37# Listen, listen, echoes sound afar
0:21:37 > 0:21:38# Funiculi, funicula
0:21:38 > 0:21:40# Funiculi, funicula
0:21:40 > 0:21:42# Echoes sound afar
0:21:42 > 0:21:44# Funiculi, funicula
0:21:44 > 0:21:46# La-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
0:21:46 > 0:21:47# La-la-la-la, la-la
0:21:47 > 0:21:49# La-la-la-la-la-la La-la-la-la-la-la
0:21:49 > 0:21:50# La-la-la-la, la-la
0:21:50 > 0:21:52# Funiculi, funicula
0:21:52 > 0:21:56# Funiculi, funicula
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# Echoes sound afar
0:21:58 > 0:22:00# Echoes sound afar
0:22:00 > 0:22:06# Afar!
0:22:06 > 0:22:07# Hey! #
0:22:07 > 0:22:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:29 > 0:22:32Frivolous fatuities...
0:22:32 > 0:22:33Ooh!
0:22:33 > 0:22:36..anarchic asininities...
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Ooh!
0:22:37 > 0:22:40..from our garrulous guest artistes,
0:22:40 > 0:22:45Messrs Mike and Bernie Winters!
0:22:45 > 0:22:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:53 > 0:22:56Hello! Thank you very much.
0:22:56 > 0:22:59May I say how very pleased I am to be here this evening.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- Bernie, say good evening.- Z-z-z-z-z!
0:23:03 > 0:23:07I must say, though, Bern, what a lovely-looking audience
0:23:07 > 0:23:09- we have here tonight. - Fantastic.- Terrific.
0:23:09 > 0:23:11Why don't you say good evening to all the ladies?
0:23:11 > 0:23:13I will do. Good evening, ladies!
0:23:13 > 0:23:14Good evening!
0:23:16 > 0:23:18Actually, that wasn't very good, was it?
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- It was wonderful.- No, they can do much better than that.
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Look, girls, my name is Mike and when I say, "Hello, girls,"
0:23:24 > 0:23:27will you please all answer back nice and loudly, "Hello, Mike!"?
0:23:27 > 0:23:28All right, you ready?
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Hello, girls!
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- Hello, Mike!- Terrific.
0:23:33 > 0:23:36I'll beat that easy. Good evening, gentlemen!
0:23:36 > 0:23:37ONE MAN RESPONDS
0:23:37 > 0:23:38LAUGHTER
0:23:41 > 0:23:45I must say, ladies and gentlemen, it's great being back here in Leeds.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48I'll tell you something, Bernie here has this leaning
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- for anything Yorkshire, right?- Oh, I have the leaning for Yorkshire.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52LAUGHTER
0:23:52 > 0:23:55- He does.- I have, really.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57I have this...leaning
0:23:57 > 0:23:59towards Yorkshire,
0:23:59 > 0:24:02especially Dewsbury. I'm very popular there.
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- It's a good name you've got there. - Dewsbury! You got it?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Yes! Right on, big daddy,
0:24:07 > 0:24:08right on!
0:24:08 > 0:24:11A very finely turned-out audience, if I may say so.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13Yes, they look very elegant.
0:24:13 > 0:24:16And I'll tell you this, Bernie, tonight, for you, you look good.
0:24:16 > 0:24:19- Well, I've had a bath tonight.- I know, you look, kind of, different.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- Yes, I saw my German barber. - What's his name?
0:24:22 > 0:24:23Herr Kutt.
0:24:23 > 0:24:24LAUGHTER
0:24:24 > 0:24:26Jawohl!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32Come along.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36- Where are we going?- Now, listen,
0:24:36 > 0:24:40for my little experiment this evening, I require...
0:24:41 > 0:24:44..I require a lady volunteer from the audience.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46- What about one for me? - It is for you, it is for you.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49- What about 'er down there, in the pink?- Would you help us out?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52No, you're lovely. Come on, get her up. Round of applause!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54APPLAUSE
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Can you get your leg up there, dear?
0:24:56 > 0:24:59- I'm too fat! - No, you're not fat! I'm fat!
0:24:59 > 0:25:01Welcome, welcome. Lovely.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06LAUGHTER
0:25:08 > 0:25:10Charming.
0:25:10 > 0:25:12Thank you very much. What is your first name?
0:25:12 > 0:25:14- Elsie.- Elsie.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- What can you say? - After all these years, Elsie Tanner!
0:25:18 > 0:25:20LAUGHTER
0:25:20 > 0:25:22Elsie. I'm Bernie.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- How do you do? - Very pleased to meet you, Elsie.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28This is my father, Michael, here. A young-looking father.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32- Where are you from, Elsie? - Didsbury.- From Didsbury!
0:25:32 > 0:25:35You're not from Didsbury! Are you really?! Oh, that's wonderful.
0:25:38 > 0:25:41- I know Didsbury well. Lovely place.- Beautiful. Beautiful.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46Listen, Elsie, just to relax proceedings,
0:25:46 > 0:25:49would you give Bernie a friendly little kiss hello,
0:25:49 > 0:25:50just to relax you both? All right?
0:25:57 > 0:25:58It's difficult, isn't it?
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- That's marvellous! - Elsie, do you collect the stamps?
0:26:06 > 0:26:08- Why?- Well, you have got sticky lips.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Elsie, we are going to try and be romantic now, all right?
0:26:14 > 0:26:15You're going to help me out.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Would you put your arms round Bernie's waist?
0:26:17 > 0:26:19That's the fat bit round there!
0:26:19 > 0:26:22- You're a fat one, too! - Yes, I know, Elsie.
0:26:22 > 0:26:24- Can you get closer?- I am, I am.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27- Closer, Bern.- I am, I am.
0:26:27 > 0:26:30- Closer!- If I get any closer, I'll be behind her!
0:26:31 > 0:26:34Break a minute. I'll tell you what we'll do,
0:26:34 > 0:26:36we'll get a nice romantic picture.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39- You kneel down and dangle Elsie on your lap.- What?
0:26:39 > 0:26:41LAUGHTER
0:26:43 > 0:26:45You kneel down and dangle Elsie on your lap.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Do you know what I mean?
0:26:47 > 0:26:49That's good. That's lovely.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55It looks good. It looks good. Elsie, would you run your fingers
0:26:55 > 0:26:59up and down Bernie's chest, like that?
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Do I do that to Elsie?
0:27:00 > 0:27:02No, you don't, no. No. No.
0:27:02 > 0:27:07And, Elsie, as you are doing that, I want you to say, very romantically,
0:27:07 > 0:27:09"Eeny, meeny, miny, mo".
0:27:09 > 0:27:10LAUGHTER
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Eeny, meeny, miny, mo.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17That's as far as you can go.
0:27:17 > 0:27:21I think you'd better stand up. I can see the agony on his face.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Can't you be more romantic?
0:27:28 > 0:27:30My underpants are all twisted up. I can't move.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32When you are with a lovely girl like Elsie,
0:27:32 > 0:27:35the first thing you always do is offer the lady a drink.
0:27:35 > 0:27:37We sell a lovely wine here in the bar. It's a lovely wine.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40- It's a mixture between muscatel and hock.- What's it called?
0:27:40 > 0:27:41Muck.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44LAUGHTER
0:27:46 > 0:27:47Elsie...
0:27:48 > 0:27:52- It's up to you, Elsie. You're going to act now.- Yes.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55I want you to be very romantic and act this bit for me, all right?
0:27:55 > 0:27:58- Put your arms round Bernie's neck. - Please, Elsie.
0:27:58 > 0:28:00Oh, Elsie.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02And I want you to say, "Bernie..."
0:28:02 > 0:28:03- Yes, Michael?- No...
0:28:03 > 0:28:06LAUGHTER
0:28:06 > 0:28:08Elsie is going to say this.
0:28:08 > 0:28:13You say, "Bernie, I want what I want when I want it."
0:28:13 > 0:28:14LAUGHTER
0:28:14 > 0:28:16Can you remember that?
0:28:16 > 0:28:18I'll cue you in, all right?
0:28:18 > 0:28:20- Action... Take one! - Which one shall I take?
0:28:20 > 0:28:21Oh, stop it!
0:28:21 > 0:28:24"I want what I want when I want it." Action!
0:28:24 > 0:28:27I want what I want when I want it.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33- Very good!- Oh, Elsie! What a move!
0:28:34 > 0:28:35All right?
0:28:35 > 0:28:37Now...
0:28:37 > 0:28:40- Now, you answer her.- Well, you'll get what I've got when I get it!
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Elsie, thank you very much!
0:28:43 > 0:28:46A kiss for my little partner there. And one for me, Elsie.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48And a round of applause for Elsie!
0:28:48 > 0:28:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:58 > 0:29:01This is our latest silly one. Hope you like it.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05# Mums and dads go together
0:29:05 > 0:29:07# Like a hand goes hand-in-hand
0:29:07 > 0:29:09# Mums and dads go together
0:29:09 > 0:29:10# Like the music in a band
0:29:10 > 0:29:13# Mums and dads go together
0:29:13 > 0:29:15# Like a sparrow in a tree
0:29:15 > 0:29:19# Mums and dads like you and me
0:29:19 > 0:29:21# Mums and dads go together
0:29:21 > 0:29:23# Like a sausage goes with mash
0:29:23 > 0:29:26# Mums and dads go together
0:29:26 > 0:29:28# Like my banker needs the cash
0:29:28 > 0:29:30# Mums and dads go together
0:29:30 > 0:29:32# Like the strawberries in a jam
0:29:32 > 0:29:36# Mums and dads, that's what we have
0:29:36 > 0:29:39# A house could never be a home
0:29:41 > 0:29:44# There wouldn't be kids even
0:29:44 > 0:29:45# Saucepan lids
0:29:45 > 0:29:49# If mums and dads weren't known
0:29:49 > 0:29:54# And love would never, ever grow
0:29:56 > 0:29:58# Mums and dads are just people
0:29:58 > 0:30:01# And they start out very small
0:30:01 > 0:30:02# Little children ain't people
0:30:02 > 0:30:05# Till they're nearly six feet tall
0:30:05 > 0:30:07# Mums and dads give and take love
0:30:07 > 0:30:09# They give more than they take
0:30:09 > 0:30:13# Just remember Before it gets too late... #
0:30:13 > 0:30:16You know, what? It would sound much better if we had a choir.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Well, dear, oh, dear, we have got the best choir in the world here.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22- No, they won't sing. - Course you'll sing, won't you?!
0:30:22 > 0:30:23- ALL:- Yes!
0:30:23 > 0:30:25No, unfortunately they don't know the words.
0:30:25 > 0:30:28It's easy. If you wouldn't mind, all you have to sing is things like
0:30:28 > 0:30:31# Mums and dads... # And they could be the backing group.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35- We could try it.- We'll try? Two, three and four...
0:30:35 > 0:30:40ALL: # Mums and dads Oh, mums and dads
0:30:40 > 0:30:41# Mums and dads
0:30:41 > 0:30:44# Oh, mums and dads
0:30:44 > 0:30:46# Oh, mums and dads
0:30:46 > 0:30:48# Oh, mums and dads
0:30:48 > 0:30:52# Mums and dads, like you and me... #
0:30:52 > 0:30:56# Who put the fishy on the dishy when the boat comes in.. #
0:30:57 > 0:30:58Three and four...
0:30:58 > 0:31:01# Mums and dads
0:31:01 > 0:31:02# Oh, mums and dads
0:31:02 > 0:31:07# Mums and dads go together like the music in a band
0:31:07 > 0:31:12# Mums and dads go together like a sparrow in a tree
0:31:12 > 0:31:20# Mums and dads, like you and me! #
0:31:20 > 0:31:25CHEERING
0:31:40 > 0:31:41Beguiling...
0:31:41 > 0:31:42- ALL:- Ooh!
0:31:42 > 0:31:45.. in unabashed blandishments...
0:31:45 > 0:31:46- ALL:- Ooh!
0:31:46 > 0:31:49..your own, your very, very own,
0:31:49 > 0:31:52Mr Frankie Vaughan!
0:31:52 > 0:31:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:05 > 0:32:07Thank you. Thank you.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12WHOOPING
0:32:12 > 0:32:14MUSIC: Paradise
0:32:14 > 0:32:18# And then she holds
0:32:18 > 0:32:20# My hand
0:32:21 > 0:32:23# La-la-la-la
0:32:24 > 0:32:25# La-la-la
0:32:28 > 0:32:32# And then I understand
0:32:34 > 0:32:35# La-la-la-la
0:32:37 > 0:32:39ALL: # La-la-la-la... #
0:32:39 > 0:32:41LAUGHTER
0:32:41 > 0:32:46# Her eyes afire
0:32:48 > 0:32:52# With one desire
0:32:55 > 0:32:58# Then a heavenly kiss
0:33:02 > 0:33:05# Could I resist?
0:33:06 > 0:33:10# Then she dimmed
0:33:10 > 0:33:11# The light
0:33:13 > 0:33:16# La-la-la-la
0:33:16 > 0:33:18ALL: # La-la-la-la
0:33:19 > 0:33:23# And then I hold
0:33:23 > 0:33:26# Her tight
0:33:26 > 0:33:28# La-la-la-la
0:33:28 > 0:33:31# La-la-la
0:33:32 > 0:33:35# Each kiss
0:33:35 > 0:33:38# Her sweet caress
0:33:38 > 0:33:40# Lead the way
0:33:42 > 0:33:45# To much happiness
0:33:45 > 0:33:47# Yes... #
0:33:47 > 0:33:49LAUGHTER
0:33:49 > 0:33:51# She takes me
0:33:53 > 0:34:00# To paradise. #
0:34:12 > 0:34:15MUSIC: Ragtime Piano Joe
0:34:18 > 0:34:21# The man who made his name in the moving picture show
0:34:22 > 0:34:25# Was a man whose face we saw
0:34:25 > 0:34:26# But his voice we didn't know
0:34:28 > 0:34:30# The only things we heard him say
0:34:30 > 0:34:33# Were on cards we read too slow
0:34:34 > 0:34:37# The man who made him speak
0:34:37 > 0:34:39# Was Ragtime Piano Joe
0:34:43 > 0:34:47# It was the only thing that he knew
0:34:47 > 0:34:49# Ragtime Piano Joe
0:34:49 > 0:34:53# It was the only thing he could do
0:34:53 > 0:34:55# That's Ragtime Piano Joe
0:34:55 > 0:34:59# And when the hero walked through the door
0:34:59 > 0:35:02# Or Charlie Chaplin fell through the floor
0:35:02 > 0:35:05# Who was it made the show?
0:35:05 > 0:35:07# Ragtime Piano Joe
0:35:12 > 0:35:15# Al Jolson mooned and crooned
0:35:15 > 0:35:17# And the talking pictures came to town
0:35:18 > 0:35:20# Hoagy Carmichael played a tune
0:35:22 > 0:35:24# It really brought you down
0:35:24 > 0:35:26# Then Busby Berkeley clinched the deal
0:35:27 > 0:35:29# And all the films had sound
0:35:31 > 0:35:33# Joe took his life one night
0:35:34 > 0:35:36# They say that he was drowned
0:35:41 > 0:35:44# It was the only thing that he knew
0:35:44 > 0:35:47# Ragtime Piano Joe
0:35:47 > 0:35:50# It was the only thing he could do
0:35:50 > 0:35:53# That's Ragtime Piano Joe
0:35:53 > 0:35:56# And when the hero walked through the door
0:35:56 > 0:36:00# Or Charlie Chaplin fell through the floor
0:36:00 > 0:36:02# Who was it made the show?
0:36:02 > 0:36:05# Ragtime Piano Joe
0:36:09 > 0:36:12# It's late at night and to the movie house you go
0:36:13 > 0:36:16# Sit at the back, stay out of sight
0:36:16 > 0:36:18# You can still hear Ragtime Joe
0:36:20 > 0:36:22# When the crowds have gone
0:36:22 > 0:36:24# And the old-time songs
0:36:24 > 0:36:26# The ones we used to know
0:36:26 > 0:36:30# Can still be heard, but very faint
0:36:30 > 0:36:33# It's the ghost of poor old Joe
0:36:37 > 0:36:41# It was the only thing that he knew
0:36:41 > 0:36:44# Ragtime Piano Joe
0:36:44 > 0:36:47# It was the only thing he could do
0:36:47 > 0:36:49# That's Ragtime Piano Joe
0:36:49 > 0:36:52# And when the hero walked through the door
0:36:52 > 0:36:55# Or Charlie Chaplin fell through the floor
0:36:56 > 0:36:59# Who was it made the show?
0:36:59 > 0:37:02# Ragtime Piano Joe. #
0:37:02 > 0:37:04APPLAUSE
0:37:04 > 0:37:10CHEERING
0:37:10 > 0:37:11Thank you.
0:37:14 > 0:37:15Thank you very much.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21I'm very thrilled to be on The Good Old Days.
0:37:21 > 0:37:23This stage means an awful lot to me.
0:37:25 > 0:37:30It is the stage where first I did my very first professional engagement.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33And this next song is one of the first songs I ever sang in that act.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Thank you very much.
0:37:38 > 0:37:41MUSIC: Sonny Boy
0:37:49 > 0:37:53# When there are grey skies
0:37:56 > 0:38:01# I don't mind the grey skies
0:38:03 > 0:38:07# You make them blue
0:38:07 > 0:38:11# Sonny Boy
0:38:15 > 0:38:19# Friends may forsake me
0:38:22 > 0:38:26# Let them all forsake me
0:38:29 > 0:38:32# You'll pull me through
0:38:34 > 0:38:37# Sonny Boy
0:38:41 > 0:38:45# You're sent from heaven
0:38:47 > 0:38:52# And I know your worth
0:38:55 > 0:38:58# You made a heaven
0:39:00 > 0:39:05# For me, here on Earth
0:39:09 > 0:39:13# When I'm old and grey, dear
0:39:15 > 0:39:20# Promise you won't stray, dear
0:39:22 > 0:39:26# For I love you so
0:39:26 > 0:39:29# Sonny Boy
0:39:30 > 0:39:33# Oh
0:39:35 > 0:39:39# I love you so
0:39:39 > 0:39:41# Sonny
0:39:41 > 0:39:49# Boy. #
0:39:49 > 0:39:56APPLAUSE
0:40:00 > 0:40:05CHEERING
0:40:10 > 0:40:13MUSIC: Give Me The Moonlight
0:40:13 > 0:40:15# I never worry
0:40:15 > 0:40:17# If a girl is bashful
0:40:18 > 0:40:19# Or if a girl is shy
0:40:22 > 0:40:24# You may wonder
0:40:24 > 0:40:25# What I'd do
0:40:27 > 0:40:29# There's nothing strange about it
0:40:31 > 0:40:36# Here is all I ask of you... #
0:40:36 > 0:40:38ALL: # Ooh!
0:40:39 > 0:40:41Hooligans.
0:40:41 > 0:40:42LAUGHTER
0:40:42 > 0:40:45# Give me the moonlight... #
0:40:45 > 0:40:47CYMBAL CRASH AND DRUMROLL
0:40:47 > 0:40:50# Give me the girl
0:40:50 > 0:40:52# And leave the rest
0:40:52 > 0:40:54HE CHUCKLES
0:40:54 > 0:40:57# To me
0:40:57 > 0:41:00# Give me a shady nook
0:41:00 > 0:41:03# By a babbling brook
0:41:05 > 0:41:08# Where no-one else
0:41:08 > 0:41:09# Can see
0:41:11 > 0:41:13# Give me a bench for two
0:41:15 > 0:41:17# Where we can bill and coo
0:41:19 > 0:41:24# Mine, she's gonna be
0:41:25 > 0:41:29# If there's anyone in doubt
0:41:29 > 0:41:32# And they'd like to try me out
0:41:32 > 0:41:34# Give me the moonlight
0:41:36 > 0:41:38# Give me the girl
0:41:40 > 0:41:42# And leave the rest
0:41:44 > 0:41:46# To me
0:41:51 > 0:41:53# Give me the girl
0:41:58 > 0:42:00# To me
0:42:14 > 0:42:16# Give me a bench for two
0:42:18 > 0:42:20# Where we can bill and coo
0:42:22 > 0:42:27# Mine, she's gonna be
0:42:29 > 0:42:31# If there's anyone in doubt
0:42:32 > 0:42:34# And they'd like to try me out
0:42:36 > 0:42:38# Give me the moonlight
0:42:39 > 0:42:41# Give me the girl
0:42:42 > 0:42:44# And leave the rest
0:42:47 > 0:42:50# To me, yeah! #
0:42:50 > 0:42:55APPLAUSE
0:43:28 > 0:43:31There is just time for one more chorus -
0:43:31 > 0:43:32Down At The Old Bull And Bush.
0:43:32 > 0:43:36Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Frankie Vaughan, Mike and Bernie Winters,
0:43:36 > 0:43:39the entire company, Mr Bernard Hermann and the entire -
0:43:39 > 0:43:42and absolutely indispensible - orchestra!
0:43:42 > 0:43:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:43 > 0:43:48But this time, simply yourselves!
0:43:48 > 0:43:51MUSIC: Down At The Old Bull And Bush
0:43:51 > 0:43:53# Come, come
0:43:53 > 0:43:55# Come and make eyes at me
0:43:55 > 0:43:57# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:43:57 > 0:43:59# Da-da, da-da-da
0:43:59 > 0:44:00# Come, come
0:44:00 > 0:44:02# Drink some port wine with me
0:44:02 > 0:44:05# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:44:06 > 0:44:08# Hear the little German band
0:44:08 > 0:44:10# Da-da-da, da-da-da-da
0:44:10 > 0:44:13# Just let me hold your hand, dear
0:44:13 > 0:44:15# Come, come
0:44:15 > 0:44:17# Come and have a drink or two
0:44:17 > 0:44:21# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:44:21 > 0:44:22# Bush, Bush! #
0:44:23 > 0:44:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:26 > 0:44:30AUDIENCE CLAPS IN TIME WITH FINALE MUSIC