0:00:03 > 0:00:05APPLAUSE
0:00:05 > 0:00:06FANFARE
0:00:06 > 0:00:08CHEERING
0:00:08 > 0:00:09APPLAUSE
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Once again... CHEERING
0:00:22 > 0:00:28..good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
0:00:28 > 0:00:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Incontrovertibly... ALL: Ohh!
0:00:35 > 0:00:38..evocative... ALL: Ohh!
0:00:38 > 0:00:43..of preternaturally... ALL: Ohh!
0:00:43 > 0:00:45..inveterate... LAUGHTER
0:00:45 > 0:00:49..volubility and verbosity...
0:00:49 > 0:00:52ALL: Ohh! ..evaluating variety's virtuosi...
0:00:52 > 0:00:56MAN: Wahey! ..inaugurally for your edification...
0:00:56 > 0:00:58LAUGHTER
0:00:58 > 0:01:01..inestimably impeccable...
0:01:01 > 0:01:05the Players' Theatre!
0:01:05 > 0:01:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:08 > 0:01:12# Oh, listen to the band
0:01:12 > 0:01:15# How merrily they play!
0:01:15 > 0:01:19# Oh, don't you think it's grand?
0:01:19 > 0:01:23# Hear everybody say
0:01:23 > 0:01:26# Oh, listen to the band
0:01:26 > 0:01:29# Who doesn't love to hark
0:01:29 > 0:01:31# To the shout of, "Here they come"
0:01:31 > 0:01:33# And the banging of the drum?
0:01:33 > 0:01:37# Oh, listen to the soldiers in the park
0:01:37 > 0:01:40# Georgie took me walking in the park
0:01:40 > 0:01:44# In the park
0:01:44 > 0:01:48# A lovely summer breeze was blowing through the trees
0:01:48 > 0:01:51# As we carved our initials on the bark
0:01:52 > 0:01:56# Georgie bade me sit upon his knees
0:01:56 > 0:01:59# For a squeeze 'neath the trees
0:01:59 > 0:02:03# But my mother told me never to sit down
0:02:03 > 0:02:07# But to keep on walking in the park
0:02:07 > 0:02:11# Why do the boys love all the girls?
0:02:11 > 0:02:15# And why do the girls love boys?
0:02:15 > 0:02:18# Why do they stroll down green, shady lanes
0:02:18 > 0:02:22# While sharing each other's joys?
0:02:22 > 0:02:25# Ever since Eve made poor old Adam grieve
0:02:25 > 0:02:29# Together they're always found
0:02:29 > 0:02:30# No matter the weather
0:02:30 > 0:02:32# You'll find them together
0:02:32 > 0:02:36# Just as long as the world goes round
0:02:36 > 0:02:39# Why do the boys run after the girls?
0:02:39 > 0:02:43# And why do the girls love boys?
0:02:43 > 0:02:47# Why do they stroll down green, shady lanes
0:02:47 > 0:02:50# While sharing each other's joys?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54# Ever since Eve made poor old Adam grieve
0:02:54 > 0:02:57# Together they're always found
0:02:57 > 0:02:59# No matter the weather
0:02:59 > 0:03:01# You'll find them together
0:03:01 > 0:03:04# Just as long as world goes round
0:03:04 > 0:03:06# No matter the weather
0:03:06 > 0:03:08# You'll find them together
0:03:08 > 0:03:12# Just as long as world goes round. #
0:03:12 > 0:03:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:23 > 0:03:25CHEERING
0:03:26 > 0:03:30Why do the girls love the boys?! LAUGHTER
0:03:30 > 0:03:33What a question at this time of night!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36From South America...
0:03:36 > 0:03:40an Argentinian exaltation.
0:03:40 > 0:03:42ALL: Ohh!
0:03:42 > 0:03:46Penetrative, percussive pyrotechnics
0:03:46 > 0:03:48tantamount to a tornadic...
0:03:48 > 0:03:50CHEERING
0:03:50 > 0:03:53..to a tornadic tattoo!
0:03:53 > 0:03:55Arriba! Arriba! Arriba!
0:03:55 > 0:03:56CHEERING
0:03:56 > 0:03:58Dantos!
0:03:58 > 0:04:00APPLAUSE
0:04:09 > 0:04:11BOTH: Oh!
0:04:21 > 0:04:22BOTH HOLLER
0:04:42 > 0:04:44So!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54Yah!
0:05:06 > 0:05:07BOTH HOLLER
0:05:07 > 0:05:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:11 > 0:05:13BOTH HOLLER
0:05:13 > 0:05:15MAN SHOUTS OUT IN SPANISH
0:05:17 > 0:05:18Oh!
0:05:24 > 0:05:26Yah!
0:05:29 > 0:05:30Yah!
0:05:30 > 0:05:33Oh! MAN SHOUTS IN SPANISH
0:05:43 > 0:05:44Oh!
0:05:44 > 0:05:45CHEERING
0:05:45 > 0:05:47APPLAUSE
0:05:50 > 0:05:51HE HOLLERS
0:05:51 > 0:05:52Yah!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yah!
0:05:59 > 0:06:01BOTH: Yah! Yah!
0:06:04 > 0:06:06WOMAN OUT SHOUTS IN SPANISH
0:06:18 > 0:06:20HE SHOUTS OUT IN SPANISH
0:06:30 > 0:06:31WOMAN SHOUTS OUT IN SPANISH
0:06:40 > 0:06:41Yah!
0:06:44 > 0:06:45Yah!
0:06:47 > 0:06:48APPLAUSE
0:06:55 > 0:06:56Yah!
0:07:01 > 0:07:03Yah! Yah!
0:07:03 > 0:07:04Yah!
0:07:04 > 0:07:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:34 > 0:07:36BOTH: Yah!
0:07:36 > 0:07:37Yah!
0:07:41 > 0:07:42BOTH: Yah!
0:07:42 > 0:07:44APPLAUSE
0:07:45 > 0:07:46BOTH: Yah!
0:07:46 > 0:07:49APPLAUSE BOTH: Yah!
0:07:52 > 0:07:54ORCHESTRA STRIKES UP
0:07:58 > 0:08:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Quite, quite right, madam.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08A lady over there whispering to her daughter,
0:08:08 > 0:08:10"If ever you meet an Argentinian..."
0:08:10 > 0:08:12LAUGHTER
0:08:12 > 0:08:16"..you keep well clear of his boleadoras."
0:08:16 > 0:08:17LAUGHTER
0:08:17 > 0:08:20And now, ladies and gentlemen... LAUGHTER
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Very dangerous! LAUGHTER
0:08:25 > 0:08:29And now, ladies and gentlemen, rhapsodic reciprocity...
0:08:29 > 0:08:31ALL: Ohh!
0:08:31 > 0:08:35..blancherously purveyed by none other
0:08:35 > 0:08:38than Miss Georgia Brown!
0:08:38 > 0:08:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:51 > 0:08:54# I'm a young girl
0:08:54 > 0:08:57# And I just came over
0:08:57 > 0:09:02# Over from the country where they do things big
0:09:02 > 0:09:05# And amongst the boys
0:09:05 > 0:09:08# I've got me a lover
0:09:08 > 0:09:10# And now I've got a lover
0:09:10 > 0:09:14# Why, I don't give a fig
0:09:16 > 0:09:19# The boy I love
0:09:19 > 0:09:22# Is up in the gallery
0:09:22 > 0:09:25# The boy I love
0:09:25 > 0:09:28# Is looking down at me
0:09:28 > 0:09:30# There he is
0:09:30 > 0:09:32# Can't you see?
0:09:32 > 0:09:37# Waving of his handkerchief
0:09:37 > 0:09:40# As merry as a robin
0:09:40 > 0:09:44# What sits on a tree
0:09:44 > 0:09:47# The boy I love
0:09:47 > 0:09:49# They calls him a cobbler
0:09:49 > 0:09:55# But he's not a cobbler, allow me to state
0:09:55 > 0:09:58# Cos Johnny, he's a tradesman
0:09:58 > 0:10:00# And he works in the borough
0:10:00 > 0:10:07# Where they soles and heels them whilst you wait
0:10:09 > 0:10:12# The boy I love
0:10:12 > 0:10:16ALL: # Is up in the gallery
0:10:16 > 0:10:18# The boy I love
0:10:18 > 0:10:22# Is looking down at me
0:10:22 > 0:10:25# Why, there he is
0:10:25 > 0:10:26# Can't you see?
0:10:26 > 0:10:31# Waving of his handkerchief
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# As merry as a robin
0:10:34 > 0:10:38# That sits on a tree
0:10:38 > 0:10:42# Now, if I were a Duchess
0:10:42 > 0:10:44# And I had a lot of money
0:10:44 > 0:10:50# I'd give it to the boy who's going to marry me
0:10:50 > 0:10:53# But I haven't got a penny
0:10:53 > 0:10:57# So we'll live on love and kisses
0:10:57 > 0:11:00# And we'll be just as happy
0:11:00 > 0:11:04# As the birds on the trees
0:11:06 > 0:11:09ALL: # The boy I love
0:11:09 > 0:11:12# Is up in the gallery
0:11:12 > 0:11:14# The boy I love
0:11:14 > 0:11:18# Is looking down at me
0:11:18 > 0:11:20# Why, there he is
0:11:20 > 0:11:22# Can't you see?
0:11:22 > 0:11:27# Waving of his handkerchief
0:11:27 > 0:11:32# As merry as a robin
0:11:32 > 0:11:36# What sits on a tree
0:11:36 > 0:11:42# As merry as a robin
0:11:42 > 0:11:48ALL: # What sits on a tree. #
0:11:48 > 0:11:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:53 > 0:11:56MAN: More! More! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Well, followers of Miss Lloyd
0:12:07 > 0:12:11might call that song a "memento Marie",
0:12:11 > 0:12:13if you'll pardon the paronym.
0:12:13 > 0:12:16Descendants, diminutive,
0:12:16 > 0:12:18from Debrett...
0:12:18 > 0:12:20LAUGHTER
0:12:20 > 0:12:23..that thrice - that book you all read every night -
0:12:23 > 0:12:28that thrice-belted earl, Lord Charles,
0:12:28 > 0:12:34imperceptibly motivated by Mr Ray Alan!
0:12:34 > 0:12:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:41 > 0:12:43SLURRING: Thank you so much.
0:12:43 > 0:12:47Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. LAUGHTER
0:12:47 > 0:12:50By Jove, even Leonard, dear boy...
0:12:50 > 0:12:53CHARLES MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY
0:12:53 > 0:12:55LAUGHTER
0:12:55 > 0:12:58Ladies and gentlemen, I apologise, I've had a couple...
0:12:58 > 0:13:00LAUGHTER
0:13:00 > 0:13:05..but, unfortunately, I haven't got the damn thing with me this evening.
0:13:05 > 0:13:09It's most unfortunate, but there we are. You haven't got what with you?
0:13:09 > 0:13:12The... CHARLES MUMBLES
0:13:12 > 0:13:13LAUGHTER
0:13:13 > 0:13:14Pardon?
0:13:14 > 0:13:18You haven't got what with you? Got what?
0:13:18 > 0:13:22No, no, no. What haven't you got? Where?
0:13:22 > 0:13:23LAUGHTER
0:13:25 > 0:13:27Here?
0:13:27 > 0:13:29LAUGHTER
0:13:31 > 0:13:32What the hell's he on about?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34LAUGHTER
0:13:35 > 0:13:38You, you haven't got it with you.
0:13:38 > 0:13:39LAUGHTER
0:13:42 > 0:13:44H-H-Haven't I?
0:13:44 > 0:13:47Well, apparently not. By Jove, that's damn distressing.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49LAUGHTER
0:13:50 > 0:13:53I can't do me turn as I haven't got the dolly here.
0:13:53 > 0:13:57The dolly? I'm sorry, I'm not with you, what do you want a dolly for?
0:13:57 > 0:13:59My dear fellow,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02I happen to be one of the world's
0:14:02 > 0:14:06foremost amateur ventril... CHARLES TRAILS OFF
0:14:06 > 0:14:08LAUGHTER
0:14:08 > 0:14:10You're a what?
0:14:10 > 0:14:14I said, quite dis...distinctly,
0:14:14 > 0:14:17I'm a ventril... CHARLES TRAILS OFF
0:14:17 > 0:14:19LAUGHTER
0:14:19 > 0:14:20Ventriloquist.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Oh, I see. You're one of those. No, I'm not!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25LAUGHTER
0:14:27 > 0:14:30I'm telling you, you great fair-haired fool...
0:14:30 > 0:14:32LAUGHTER
0:14:32 > 0:14:34..I'm a ventrilo... Yes.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37I haven't got the dolly, that's a shame.
0:14:37 > 0:14:38If I had the dolly here,
0:14:38 > 0:14:43I'd have these charming ladies and gentlemen in convulsions with her.
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Really? Yes.
0:14:44 > 0:14:47I'm damned good at it. Are you? Yes, indeed I am.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50Well, as you haven't got it, is it not possible to show us
0:14:50 > 0:14:52how you do it without it? LAUGHTER
0:14:56 > 0:15:00Ventriloquism without a dolly? Well, why not?
0:15:00 > 0:15:04Why not, indeed! By Jove, it's a topping idea. Will you do it?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06I'll have a shot it. Good.
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Ladies and gentlemen,
0:15:08 > 0:15:12a demonstration in the art of ventril-ismicom...
0:15:12 > 0:15:14LAUGHTER
0:15:14 > 0:15:16..without a dolly.
0:15:16 > 0:15:17I shall do for you
0:15:17 > 0:15:21the very difficult, almost impossible alphabet.
0:15:21 > 0:15:22That's what I shall do.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Excuse me, the alphabet, that's been done before.
0:15:25 > 0:15:29Excuse me, but it's going to be done again.
0:15:29 > 0:15:31LAUGHTER
0:15:32 > 0:15:35A, B, C, D, E, F, G.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P.
0:15:39 > 0:15:40Q, R, S, T.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42U, V.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45This next thing's a swine, you know?
0:15:45 > 0:15:46LAUGHTER
0:15:48 > 0:15:49RAY LAUGHS
0:15:49 > 0:15:53W, X, Y, Z.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55How's that, by Jove? CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Well, ladies and gentlemen,
0:16:03 > 0:16:06you're awfully kind cos I have had rather too much this evening.
0:16:06 > 0:16:08I must take my leave of you.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Before I go, may I just ask you,
0:16:11 > 0:16:17if you can, go through tomorrow with a great big grin on your face?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19It may not do you any good,
0:16:19 > 0:16:23but it could remind some poor soul to post a letter. Goodnight.
0:16:23 > 0:16:24RAY LAUGHS
0:16:24 > 0:16:26APPLAUSE
0:16:33 > 0:16:34APPLAUSE
0:16:37 > 0:16:39Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41I've had several requests
0:16:41 > 0:16:44and...I'm ignoring all of them.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46LAUGHTER
0:16:46 > 0:16:47I...
0:16:47 > 0:16:52Because a lot of you have asked to see this character again.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56And for those of you who haven't seen before, I hope you like him.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Are you all right?
0:17:00 > 0:17:01Huh?
0:17:01 > 0:17:02LAUGHTER
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I said, are you all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08LAUGHTER
0:17:11 > 0:17:14What's the matter? They're staring at me.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16LAUGHTER
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Stare back at them. Yeah? Yes.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20OK.
0:17:20 > 0:17:21LAUGHTER
0:17:21 > 0:17:22RAY LAUGHS
0:17:23 > 0:17:26Feel better? Yeah. Good. Now, do you know we going to do? No.
0:17:26 > 0:17:29We're going to sing. A song?
0:17:30 > 0:17:32Yes, it happens to be a song, yes.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35It's a sort of a duet, because I'm going to start it,
0:17:35 > 0:17:39I give you a cue, and then you come in. Oh, good. Good, good.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41A duet? Yes. Yeah.
0:17:41 > 0:17:44Me and him's going to do a duet. Yeah.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46Oh, good. GLOVE CLEARS ITS THROAT
0:17:46 > 0:17:48LAUGHTER
0:17:48 > 0:17:51OK. You ready? Yeah. Right, listen for the music.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53PIANO PLAYS
0:17:57 > 0:17:59LAUGHTER
0:17:59 > 0:18:01What the hell?! What's that?!
0:18:01 > 0:18:03LAUGHTER
0:18:06 > 0:18:08It's the introduction on the piano.
0:18:08 > 0:18:11Just a lousy little piano?
0:18:11 > 0:18:17What do you mean? I want the whole orchestra or I do not sing.
0:18:17 > 0:18:20I didn't arrange for the whole orchestra, the piano's sufficient.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23The whole orchestra...
0:18:23 > 0:18:29or I do...not...sing.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31LAUGHTER
0:18:31 > 0:18:33GLOVE SIGHS
0:18:33 > 0:18:36If you want the orchestra, you'll have to ask Mr Bernard Herrmann.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39Who? Bernard Herrmann.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44Is that him? That's him.
0:18:44 > 0:18:45LAUGHTER
0:18:45 > 0:18:47GLOVE LAUGHS
0:18:47 > 0:18:49LAUGHTER
0:18:49 > 0:18:51GLOVE MAKES VOMITING NOISE LAUGHTER
0:18:51 > 0:18:54I'm sorry, Bernard. Look...
0:18:54 > 0:18:56could you get the boys in and let's have the whole orchestra, OK?
0:18:56 > 0:18:59I'll start. ORCHESTRA STRIKES UP
0:19:04 > 0:19:07# Smile though your heart is aching
0:19:07 > 0:19:10# Smile even though it's breaking
0:19:10 > 0:19:15# When there are clouds in the sky
0:19:15 > 0:19:16# You'll get by
0:19:16 > 0:19:19TUNELESSLY: # If you smile
0:19:19 > 0:19:24# Through your fears and sorrow
0:19:25 > 0:19:26# Maybe... #
0:19:26 > 0:19:30Somebody's out of tune. I know that. LAUGHTER
0:19:32 > 0:19:36# Light up your face with gladness... #
0:19:36 > 0:19:39MAN: Oh! Ah, shut up!
0:19:39 > 0:19:40LAUGHTER
0:19:40 > 0:19:42# Although a tear... #
0:19:42 > 0:19:46What a lousy orchestra. Will you do the song?
0:19:46 > 0:19:48# It's the time
0:19:48 > 0:19:51# You've got to keep trying cos... #
0:19:51 > 0:19:53What a lousy song!
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Euww! LAUGHTER
0:19:56 > 0:19:58# Still worthwhile... #
0:19:58 > 0:20:00GLOVE HOLDS NOTE
0:20:02 > 0:20:04LAUGHTER
0:20:04 > 0:20:06# While... #
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Hey? Yes? This is a duet? That's right.
0:20:09 > 0:20:12Where the hell are you? I'm sorry. LAUGHTER
0:20:12 > 0:20:15# If you just smile. #
0:20:15 > 0:20:17APPLAUSE
0:20:30 > 0:20:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:36 > 0:20:38From France...
0:20:38 > 0:20:41ALL: Ohh!
0:20:41 > 0:20:44No, it's for the ladies this time. LAUGHTER
0:20:44 > 0:20:47Gorgeously galvanic,
0:20:47 > 0:20:53in ingratiatingly glamorous Gallicism,
0:20:53 > 0:20:57for your gregarious gratification.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Monsieur Michel Gallois!
0:21:00 > 0:21:02APPLAUSE
0:21:12 > 0:21:14# Un fiacre allait, trottinant
0:21:14 > 0:21:16# Cahin, caha
0:21:16 > 0:21:18# Hu, dia, hop la!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20HE HUMS MELODY
0:21:28 > 0:21:30ORCHESTRA PLAYS "La Vie En Rose"
0:21:33 > 0:21:36# Quand elle me prend dans ses bras
0:21:38 > 0:21:41# Elle me parle tout bas
0:21:41 > 0:21:44# Je vois la vie en rose
0:21:46 > 0:21:49# Elle me dit des mots d'amour
0:21:49 > 0:21:52# De mots de tous les jours
0:21:52 > 0:21:55# Et ca me fait quelque chose
0:21:57 > 0:22:00# Elle est entre dans mon coeur
0:22:00 > 0:22:04# Une part de bonheur
0:22:04 > 0:22:07# Dont je connais la cause
0:22:07 > 0:22:09# C'est elle pour moi
0:22:09 > 0:22:11# Moi pour elle dans la vie
0:22:11 > 0:22:13# Elle me l'a dit
0:22:13 > 0:22:20# L'a jure pour la vie
0:22:23 > 0:22:25# Et des que je l'apercois
0:22:25 > 0:22:28# Alors, je sens en moi
0:22:28 > 0:22:35# Mon coeur qui bat
0:22:35 > 0:22:39# Take me to your heart again
0:22:39 > 0:22:43# Let's make a start again
0:22:43 > 0:22:46# Forgiving and forgetting
0:22:46 > 0:22:50# Take me to your heart again
0:22:50 > 0:22:53# And leave behind from then
0:22:53 > 0:22:56# A life of long regretting
0:22:58 > 0:23:01# Darling, let's turn back the years
0:23:01 > 0:23:04# Let smiles come through the tears
0:23:04 > 0:23:08# Like sunshine after rain
0:23:08 > 0:23:12# I'm yearning for you by night and by day
0:23:12 > 0:23:16# Praying I'll soon hear you saying
0:23:16 > 0:23:22# "I love you"
0:23:22 > 0:23:27# Then...we'll never part again
0:23:27 > 0:23:35# If you will take me to your heart again. #
0:23:45 > 0:23:47APPLAUSE
0:23:58 > 0:23:59Thank you.
0:24:01 > 0:24:05Thank you very much for your very kind welcome.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Many I sing for you now
0:24:07 > 0:24:13another beautiful song from my beloved city of Paris?
0:24:13 > 0:24:16Parlez Moi D'amour.
0:24:16 > 0:24:17ORCHESTRA STRIKES UP
0:24:25 > 0:24:30# Parlez moi d'amour
0:24:30 > 0:24:34# Redites-moi des choses tenders
0:24:34 > 0:24:39# Votre beau discours
0:24:39 > 0:24:45# Mon coeur n'est pas las de l'entendre
0:24:45 > 0:24:49# Pourvu que toujours
0:24:49 > 0:24:55# Vous repetiez ces mots supremes
0:24:57 > 0:25:02# Je vous aime
0:25:04 > 0:25:05# Vous savez bien
0:25:05 > 0:25:07# Que dans le fond je n'en crois rien
0:25:07 > 0:25:09# Mais cependant je veux encore
0:25:09 > 0:25:12# Ecouter ces mots que j'adore
0:25:12 > 0:25:15# Votre voix aux sons caressants
0:25:15 > 0:25:18# Qui les murmure en fremissant
0:25:18 > 0:25:21# Me berce de sa belle histoire
0:25:21 > 0:25:29# Et malgre moi je veux y croire
0:25:29 > 0:25:35# Parlez moi d'amour
0:25:35 > 0:25:40# Redites-moi des choses tenders
0:25:40 > 0:25:45# Votre beau discours
0:25:45 > 0:25:51# Mon coeur n'est pas las de l'entendre
0:25:51 > 0:25:56# Pourvu que toujours
0:25:56 > 0:26:03# Vous repetiez ces mots supremes
0:26:05 > 0:26:13# Je vous aime. #
0:26:16 > 0:26:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:34 > 0:26:36# La mer
0:26:36 > 0:26:39# Qu'on voit danser...# APPLAUSE
0:26:39 > 0:26:43# Le long des golfes clairs
0:26:43 > 0:26:47# A des reflets d'argent
0:26:47 > 0:26:49# La mer
0:26:49 > 0:26:52# Des reflets changeants
0:26:52 > 0:26:57# Sous la pluie
0:26:57 > 0:26:59# La mer
0:26:59 > 0:27:03# Au ciel d'ete confond
0:27:03 > 0:27:06# Ses blancs moutons
0:27:06 > 0:27:09# Avec les anges si purs
0:27:09 > 0:27:12# La mer
0:27:12 > 0:27:15# Bergere d'azur
0:27:15 > 0:27:19# Infinie
0:27:19 > 0:27:21# Voyez
0:27:21 > 0:27:24# Pres des etangs
0:27:24 > 0:27:27# Ces grands roseaux mouilles
0:27:29 > 0:27:32# Voyez
0:27:32 > 0:27:34# Ces oiseaux blancs
0:27:34 > 0:27:38# Et ces maisons rouillees
0:27:38 > 0:27:41# La mer
0:27:41 > 0:27:44# Les a berces
0:27:44 > 0:27:49# Le long des golfes clairs
0:27:49 > 0:27:52# Et d'une chanson d'amour
0:27:52 > 0:27:55# La mer
0:27:55 > 0:28:03# A berce mon coeur pour la vie! #
0:28:05 > 0:28:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:25 > 0:28:28Juxtaposing... AUDIENCE GROANS
0:28:28 > 0:28:31..jaunty juvenilia...
0:28:31 > 0:28:34with frenetic fatuities... LAUGHTER
0:28:34 > 0:28:38..that facetious filibuster -
0:28:38 > 0:28:41Mr Terry Scott!
0:28:41 > 0:28:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:44 > 0:28:46Ha-ha! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:48 > 0:28:50LAUGHTER
0:28:52 > 0:28:54Here, I bet...I bet you are surprised.
0:28:54 > 0:28:55LAUGHTER
0:28:55 > 0:28:57I bet you're surprised cos I come on the stage.
0:28:57 > 0:28:58LAUGHTER
0:28:58 > 0:29:00Because...because you just can't walk on a stage,
0:29:00 > 0:29:02because before you come on a stage
0:29:02 > 0:29:04you have to do something. Yeah. LAUGHTER
0:29:04 > 0:29:06Yeah, and I just done something. LAUGHTER
0:29:06 > 0:29:09I showed...I showed the man who runs the place,
0:29:09 > 0:29:12I said... Ah, shut up! You don't know what I've showed him.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14I've showed him my riddles.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17Cos I riddle, yeah. I tell you, riddles will surprise you.
0:29:17 > 0:29:19Ha-ha! Right, the first one.
0:29:19 > 0:29:22Why...? Why...? Oh, get out of it!
0:29:22 > 0:29:24LAUGHTER Why...
0:29:24 > 0:29:27Why did the cow jump over the moon? Ha-ha! You don't know, do you?
0:29:27 > 0:29:30Ha-ha! Cos the man who milked her had got cold hands.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32LAUGHTER
0:29:32 > 0:29:34And I've got another one. My brother...
0:29:34 > 0:29:36I was supposed to bring my brother. I was supposed to bring him.
0:29:36 > 0:29:40Yeah! Cos I've got a brother, you know. He's only five and he's daft.
0:29:40 > 0:29:43But I didn't want to bring him because I have to hold his hand.
0:29:43 > 0:29:44And I don't like holding his hand
0:29:44 > 0:29:47because you never know what he's had in it.
0:29:47 > 0:29:48Cos he's... LAUGHTER
0:29:48 > 0:29:51It goes everywhere with him, his hand does. And - whoa!
0:29:51 > 0:29:54Yeah. LAUGHTER
0:29:54 > 0:29:56But I was going to bring him, I was,
0:29:56 > 0:29:58because...because we had a bath especially.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01And, yeah, a change of water for both of us. And...
0:30:01 > 0:30:03He was going to come,
0:30:03 > 0:30:06but he couldn't because my mum,
0:30:06 > 0:30:10she made us have a sleep before we come here.
0:30:10 > 0:30:12Made us have a sleep, but we didn't wake up
0:30:12 > 0:30:14because she put the alarm on for seven, you see,
0:30:14 > 0:30:17and there are eight of us, I couldn't...
0:30:19 > 0:30:21That was a surprise, wasn't it?
0:30:21 > 0:30:25I have to leave him at home sometimes
0:30:25 > 0:30:29because I have to look after him, and I don't like looking after him.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32But my mum says, "We're all here to help others."
0:30:32 > 0:30:35She's always saying we're all here to help others,
0:30:35 > 0:30:37but she never says what the others are here for.
0:30:38 > 0:30:44My mum says soon I'm going to grow up with girls and everything, yeah.
0:30:44 > 0:30:49Well, you know, because I don't mind them.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53Oh, I saw a girl at the part the other day. I didn't like her.
0:30:53 > 0:30:57And it was a fancy dress party and she was dressed up as a sunflower.
0:30:57 > 0:30:58So I watered her.
0:31:00 > 0:31:02She didn't like it.
0:31:03 > 0:31:07I tell you something, I'll tell you something.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12I'm going to tell you something very private because...
0:31:12 > 0:31:15HE STAMMERS
0:31:15 > 0:31:17We went away on holiday in the summer, yeah.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20And we went to a very, very old place.
0:31:20 > 0:31:24What has, you know, old house and it has a big garden
0:31:24 > 0:31:27and it has, you know...
0:31:27 > 0:31:30It's so old that you have to get your water
0:31:30 > 0:31:32from the middle of the street from a tap.
0:31:32 > 0:31:36And went you want to go, you know... Well, when you...
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Well, when you have to...
0:31:39 > 0:31:42You know what I mean, when you have to go...
0:31:42 > 0:31:44Ah, I can't say it.
0:31:44 > 0:31:47When you have to go somewhere you don't go in the house.
0:31:47 > 0:31:50No, you go to the bottom of the garden.
0:31:50 > 0:31:55Yeah. And it's in a shed right on the edge of the river.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58And we didn't half have some fun down there.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05One day on the holiday my dad came in and said,
0:32:05 > 0:32:07"Here, Knocker" Cos that's me.
0:32:07 > 0:32:13He said, "Knocker, did you push the lav into the river?"
0:32:13 > 0:32:16And I said, "No, Dad, of course I didn't."
0:32:16 > 0:32:18He said, "Here, I'm not asking you again."
0:32:18 > 0:32:20He said, "Did you push the lav
0:32:20 > 0:32:22"that's at the bottom of the garden into the river?"
0:32:22 > 0:32:24I said, "I didn't. Honest."
0:32:24 > 0:32:27So he said, "Now, listen, before we go any further, I tell you a story."
0:32:27 > 0:32:29He said, "This is very important.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32"There was a man called George Washington.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34"And one day, one day, one day
0:32:34 > 0:32:37"George Washington's father, he said to the little boy, he said,
0:32:37 > 0:32:39" 'George, did you cut down my favourite cherry tree?'
0:32:39 > 0:32:41"And the little boy said, 'I cannot tell a lie.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44" 'I did cut down your favourite cherry tree.'
0:32:44 > 0:32:46"And George Washington, cos he told the truth,
0:32:46 > 0:32:49"he gave him a lot of sweets and everything.
0:32:49 > 0:32:52"So, knocker," he said, "did you push...
0:32:55 > 0:32:58"Did you push the lav into the river?"
0:32:58 > 0:33:02And I said, "Well, father, I cannot tell a lie.
0:33:02 > 0:33:04"I did push the lav into the river."
0:33:04 > 0:33:07And he belted me.
0:33:07 > 0:33:09And I said, "Well, that's not very nice.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11"You told me that when George Washington told the truth
0:33:11 > 0:33:14"and said that he cut down his daddy's cherry tree,
0:33:14 > 0:33:15"his daddy didn't smack him."
0:33:15 > 0:33:18He said, "No, but George Washington's daddy
0:33:18 > 0:33:20"wasn't sitting in the flipping tree!"
0:33:29 > 0:33:32I'm going to do something very dangerous for everybody.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34I'm going to sing a song.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37It's a bit rotten and it goes like this.
0:33:37 > 0:33:38OK, off we go.
0:33:41 > 0:33:44# Last summertime I went away to Dover by the sea
0:33:44 > 0:33:48# And thought I'd like to bring a bunch of seaweed home with me
0:33:48 > 0:33:52# It tells you if it's going to rain or if it's going to snow
0:33:52 > 0:33:55# And with it anyone can tell just what he wants to know
0:33:55 > 0:33:59# With me seaweed in me hand I got into the tree
0:33:59 > 0:34:02# All the shops were shut when I got out again
0:34:02 > 0:34:06# I couldn't get a drink with thirst I thought I'd die
0:34:06 > 0:34:08# And as soon as I touched me seaweed
0:34:08 > 0:34:10# I knew I was going to be fine
0:34:10 > 0:34:12# Yes, as soon as I touched me seaweed
0:34:12 > 0:34:14# I knew I was going to be fine... #
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Second verse.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20# Two lovers... # HE FUMBLES
0:34:20 > 0:34:22No, no... LAUGHTER
0:34:22 > 0:34:24Oh, shut up!
0:34:24 > 0:34:26Get out of it!
0:34:26 > 0:34:28I can sing it!
0:34:28 > 0:34:30We're going to do that one again because it's very good.
0:34:30 > 0:34:33I come in with you.
0:34:34 > 0:34:38# Two lovers walk one evening down a quiet country lane
0:34:38 > 0:34:41# The chap was honest William and the girl was Mary Jane
0:34:41 > 0:34:43# They talked and walked and walked and talked.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45# About their future life
0:34:45 > 0:34:48# I heard him say, "I shall be glad when you're my future wife"
0:34:48 > 0:34:52# He kissed her ruby lips and looked at her with pride
0:34:52 > 0:34:55# Said, "I shall be glad when you're my darling bride
0:34:55 > 0:34:59# "Tomorrow we'll be wed and then you will be mine"
0:34:59 > 0:35:01# And as soon as I touched me seaweed
0:35:01 > 0:35:02# I knew it was going to be fine
0:35:02 > 0:35:04# Yes, as soon as I touched me seaweed
0:35:04 > 0:35:07# I knew it was going to be fine. #
0:35:07 > 0:35:09All right.
0:35:09 > 0:35:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:21 > 0:35:27And now celebrating Kate Carney's melodies.
0:35:27 > 0:35:32Resplendent in reincarnation... ALL: Ohh!
0:35:32 > 0:35:36once again, the one and only Georgia Brown.
0:35:36 > 0:35:40APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:35:40 > 0:35:44# East End, West End
0:35:44 > 0:35:47# All around the town
0:35:47 > 0:35:51# The kids, they ring a roses
0:35:51 > 0:35:55# But the bridge is falling down
0:35:55 > 0:35:59# Boys and girls together
0:35:59 > 0:36:02# Me and Johnny Brown
0:36:02 > 0:36:06# Tripped in light fantastic
0:36:06 > 0:36:09# On the streets of London Town
0:36:10 > 0:36:15# Strolling along down the Mile End Road
0:36:15 > 0:36:19# Every Monday night
0:36:19 > 0:36:23# Singing a song with a chorus long
0:36:23 > 0:36:27# That is my delight
0:36:27 > 0:36:32# Arm in arm with my young man
0:36:32 > 0:36:36# He's handsome Billy Morgan
0:36:36 > 0:36:41# He's a champion, dynamite
0:36:41 > 0:36:45# Playing his tanner mouthorgan
0:36:45 > 0:36:49# He's a champion, dynamite
0:36:49 > 0:36:53# Playing his tanner mouthorgan
0:36:59 > 0:37:02# At the bottom of Adversity Hill
0:37:02 > 0:37:06# There's a place called Poverty Street
0:37:06 > 0:37:10# And if you should live there well, life's very hard
0:37:10 > 0:37:13# And a friend you will rarely meet
0:37:15 > 0:37:19# The sun of prosperity never shines
0:37:19 > 0:37:22# And it's always dark down there
0:37:24 > 0:37:28# No-one seems to have a friend at all
0:37:28 > 0:37:33# Cos friendship, it's so rare
0:37:34 > 0:37:40# But when you're living down in Poverty Street
0:37:40 > 0:37:43# Nobody knocks at your door... #
0:37:43 > 0:37:45Do they, darling? No.
0:37:45 > 0:37:50# When you're living down in Poverty Street
0:37:50 > 0:37:54# Well, folks all knows you're poor
0:37:54 > 0:38:00# But when your bit of silver turns into gold
0:38:00 > 0:38:04# It drives away all care
0:38:04 > 0:38:09# Course, then you knows that everyone is knocking on your door
0:38:09 > 0:38:15# When you're living in Golden Square! #
0:38:22 > 0:38:28# Three weeks ago, no longer
0:38:28 > 0:38:34# I was as gay as a bird on the wing
0:38:35 > 0:38:41# But now, me and Bill we've been parted, you know
0:38:41 > 0:38:45# And life, it's a blank
0:38:45 > 0:38:47# And it's changed everything
0:38:49 > 0:38:54# I saw him out with another that night
0:38:54 > 0:38:58# No-one can tell how I felt at the sight
0:39:00 > 0:39:03# And with tears in me eyes
0:39:03 > 0:39:06# That I tried to hold back
0:39:08 > 0:39:13# I crept to his side and said
0:39:16 > 0:39:22# Are we to part like this, Bill?
0:39:23 > 0:39:27AUDIENCE SINGS ALONG: # Are we to part this way?
0:39:30 > 0:39:34# Who's it to be, 'er or me?
0:39:36 > 0:39:40# Don't be afraid to say
0:39:42 > 0:39:47# If everything's over between us
0:39:49 > 0:39:53# Don't ever pass me by
0:39:55 > 0:40:03# Cos you and me still friends can be
0:40:03 > 0:40:10# For the sake of those days gone by. #
0:40:10 > 0:40:12All together now.
0:40:14 > 0:40:19ALL: # Are we to part like this, Bill? #
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Are we to part?
0:40:21 > 0:40:24# Are we to part this way? #
0:40:24 > 0:40:26Who's it to be?
0:40:26 > 0:40:29# Who's it to be? # 'Er or me?
0:40:29 > 0:40:32# 'Er or me?
0:40:32 > 0:40:37# Don't be afraid to say. #
0:40:37 > 0:40:38If everything's over!
0:40:38 > 0:40:44# If everything's over between us... #
0:40:44 > 0:40:49Don't ever pass me by! # Don't ever pass me by... #
0:40:49 > 0:40:50Cos you and me.
0:40:50 > 0:40:58# Cos you and me still friends can be
0:40:58 > 0:41:08# For the sake of the days gone by. #
0:41:17 > 0:41:21'Ere, come here, Leonard, I've got something... 'Ere, hold on a minute,
0:41:21 > 0:41:24I want to tell him a story. I want to tell Leonard something.
0:41:24 > 0:41:26# Mr William Henry Blue
0:41:26 > 0:41:29# Came staggering home in such a stew
0:41:29 > 0:41:33# When everyone was sleeping in the square
0:41:34 > 0:41:37# What with the wintry winds that blew
0:41:37 > 0:41:40# And the gin he'd drunk and his nose, ooh!
0:41:40 > 0:41:43# I left him on the knocker hanging there
0:41:45 > 0:41:49# Now, he shouted, Anna! I want to come up to bed!
0:41:49 > 0:41:53# So I puts me head through the bedroom window
0:41:53 > 0:41:56# with me nightcap on and said
0:41:56 > 0:42:01# It's no use you calling nana
0:42:01 > 0:42:05# I'm not coming in tonight
0:42:05 > 0:42:09# You can smoke, smoke, smoke on your Havana
0:42:09 > 0:42:13# You can puff till the broad daylight
0:42:13 > 0:42:17# I can tell you've been drinking by your manner
0:42:17 > 0:42:21# It's no good you putting on airs
0:42:21 > 0:42:25# If I open the door I feel quite sure
0:42:25 > 0:42:28# You'll never get up no, you'll never get up, oh
0:42:28 > 0:42:31# You'll never get up the stairs. #
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Altogether!
0:42:33 > 0:42:36ALL: # It's no use you calling nana
0:42:36 > 0:42:40# You're not coming in tonight
0:42:40 > 0:42:44# You can smoke, smoke, smoke on your Havana
0:42:44 > 0:42:47# You can puff till the broad daylight
0:42:47 > 0:42:52# I can tell you've been drinking by your manner
0:42:52 > 0:42:55# It's no good you putting on airs
0:42:55 > 0:43:00# If I open the door I feel quite sure
0:43:00 > 0:43:03# You'll never, no, never
0:43:03 > 0:43:08# Oh, never get up those stairs! #
0:43:08 > 0:43:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:23 > 0:43:26And now, there's just time to ask Miss Georgia Brown
0:43:26 > 0:43:28to lead the company and yourselves
0:43:28 > 0:43:31in the last chorus for tonight, Down in the Old Bull and Bush.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Georgia Brown, the entire company,
0:43:34 > 0:43:38Mr Bernard Herrmann and the entire and indefatigable orchestra...
0:43:38 > 0:43:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:40 > 0:43:42And this time, chiefly...
0:43:42 > 0:43:45AUDIENCE: Yourselves!
0:43:48 > 0:43:52# Come, come, come and make eyes at me
0:43:52 > 0:43:54# Down at the old Bull and Bush
0:43:54 > 0:43:56# Na-na-na-na-na
0:43:56 > 0:43:59# Come, come, drink some port wine with me
0:43:59 > 0:44:02# Down at the old Bull and Bush
0:44:02 > 0:44:03# Hey, hey!
0:44:03 > 0:44:05# Hear the little German band
0:44:05 > 0:44:06# Na na-na-na-na-na-na
0:44:06 > 0:44:10# Just let me hold your hand, dear
0:44:10 > 0:44:14# Come, come, come and have a drink or two
0:44:14 > 0:44:17# Down at the old Bull and Bush
0:44:17 > 0:44:19# Bush-Bush! #
0:44:19 > 0:44:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:32 > 0:44:36AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG WITH BAND
0:44:52 > 0:44:54Our service providers work truly all hours
0:44:54 > 0:44:56to bring patients exceptional care.
0:44:56 > 0:44:59When you're old and frail, it's great to know
0:44:59 > 0:45:03that someone from Buccaneer is always watching over you.