0:00:02 > 0:00:04MUSIC STARTS
0:00:10 > 0:00:15# After the ball is over
0:00:15 > 0:00:18# After the break of morn
0:00:18 > 0:00:24# After the dancers' leaving
0:00:24 > 0:00:28# After the stars are gone
0:00:29 > 0:00:33# Many a heart is aching
0:00:33 > 0:00:37# If you could read them all
0:00:38 > 0:00:42# Many the hopes that have vanished
0:00:42 > 0:00:47# After the ball... #
0:00:50 > 0:00:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:54 > 0:00:56MUSIC RESTARTS
0:00:59 > 0:01:01LOUD CHEERING
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Once again...
0:01:10 > 0:01:15..good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17CHEERING
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Our cornucopic carivaria...
0:01:25 > 0:01:27..encompasses incontrovertible...
0:01:29 > 0:01:31..trans-atlanticism.
0:01:31 > 0:01:33LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:01:34 > 0:01:38Which means we're going to have some American songs.
0:01:38 > 0:01:40LAUGHTER
0:01:40 > 0:01:44With the ubiquitous Players Theatre
0:01:44 > 0:01:49and the one and only Mr Roy...Castle!
0:01:49 > 0:01:52CHEERING AND MUSIC STARTS
0:01:52 > 0:01:55# Yankee Doodle Doodle dandy
0:01:55 > 0:01:58# Yankee Doodle do or die
0:01:58 > 0:02:02# A real live nephew Of his Uncle Sam
0:02:02 > 0:02:06# Born on the Fourth of July
0:02:06 > 0:02:09# He's got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart
0:02:09 > 0:02:12# She's his Yankee Doodle joy
0:02:12 > 0:02:16# Yankee Doodle came to London Just to ride the ponies
0:02:16 > 0:02:18# He is a Yankee Doodle Boy... #
0:02:18 > 0:02:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:22 > 0:02:24# I'm the kid with all the candy
0:02:24 > 0:02:26# I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
0:02:26 > 0:02:28# I'm glad I am...
0:02:28 > 0:02:29# So's Uncle Sam!
0:02:29 > 0:02:33# I'm a real live Yankee Doodle Made my name and fame and boodle,
0:02:33 > 0:02:36# Just like Uncle Doodle did, By riding on a pony
0:02:39 > 0:02:43# I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy
0:02:43 > 0:02:46# Yankee Doodle, do or die
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# A real live nephew Of my Uncle Sam
0:02:49 > 0:02:53# Born on the Fourth of July
0:02:53 > 0:02:56# I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart
0:02:56 > 0:02:59# She's my Yankee Doodle joy
0:02:59 > 0:03:02# Yankee Doodle came to London Just to ride the ponies
0:03:02 > 0:03:04# I am a Yankee Doodle boy! #
0:03:07 > 0:03:09# For it was Mary
0:03:11 > 0:03:13# Mary...
0:03:13 > 0:03:16# Plain as any name can be
0:03:17 > 0:03:19# But in propriety
0:03:20 > 0:03:23# Society, they say...
0:03:25 > 0:03:26# Marie...
0:03:26 > 0:03:29# For it was Mary...
0:03:29 > 0:03:32# Mary...
0:03:32 > 0:03:34# Long before the fashions came
0:03:36 > 0:03:39# But there is one thing there
0:03:39 > 0:03:41# That sounds so square
0:03:41 > 0:03:45# It's a grand old name
0:03:46 > 0:03:48# It was Mary...
0:03:48 > 0:03:51# Mary...
0:03:51 > 0:03:55# Plain as any name can be
0:03:55 > 0:03:57# But in propriety...
0:03:57 > 0:03:59# Society...
0:03:59 > 0:04:03# Will say Marie...
0:04:04 > 0:04:06# For it was Mary...
0:04:06 > 0:04:09# Mary...
0:04:09 > 0:04:12# Long before the fashions came
0:04:13 > 0:04:16# For there is one thing there
0:04:16 > 0:04:18# That sounds so square...
0:04:18 > 0:04:21# It's a grand old name! #
0:04:26 > 0:04:28# Up in the Bronx
0:04:28 > 0:04:30# Up in the Bronx
0:04:30 > 0:04:33# There lives the Nell Of all Nellies
0:04:33 > 0:04:35# Everyone's pal
0:04:35 > 0:04:37# Everyone's gal
0:04:37 > 0:04:41# Everyone swears She's a saint unawares
0:04:41 > 0:04:44# Every Saturday night
0:04:44 > 0:04:46# Night of delight
0:04:46 > 0:04:49# Everyone gathers at Kelly's
0:04:50 > 0:04:54# Nobody ever knows Out of all of her beaux
0:04:54 > 0:04:58# If she likes one particular guy...
0:05:00 > 0:05:06# It's the same old song they sing
0:05:06 > 0:05:10# I love you
0:05:10 > 0:05:14# The boys are all mad about Nellie
0:05:14 > 0:05:18# The daughter of officer Kelly
0:05:18 > 0:05:22# And it's all day long they bring
0:05:22 > 0:05:26# Flowers all dripping with dew
0:05:26 > 0:05:31# And they join in the chorus of Nellie Kelly
0:05:31 > 0:05:35# I love you. #
0:05:35 > 0:05:38# Give my regards to Broadway
0:05:38 > 0:05:41# Remember me to Herald Square
0:05:41 > 0:05:45# Tell all the folks on 42nd Street
0:05:45 > 0:05:48# That I will soon be there
0:05:48 > 0:05:51# Whisper of how I'm yearning
0:05:51 > 0:05:53# To mingle with that Old time throng
0:05:53 > 0:05:57# Give my regards to Old Broadway
0:05:57 > 0:06:00# And say that I'll be there, ere... Oh, hey! How, how...
0:06:00 > 0:06:03# Give my regards to Broadway
0:06:03 > 0:06:07# Remember me to Herald Square
0:06:07 > 0:06:09# Tell all the gang at 42nd Street
0:06:09 > 0:06:12# That I will soon be there
0:06:12 > 0:06:15# Whisper of how I'm yearning
0:06:15 > 0:06:18# To mingle with That old time throng
0:06:18 > 0:06:21# Give my regards to Old Broadway
0:06:21 > 0:06:27# And say that I'll be there, 'ere long! #
0:06:27 > 0:06:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:51 > 0:06:55In a permutative... WHISTLING
0:06:55 > 0:06:57I should put some axle grease on that.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Permutative propulsion
0:07:00 > 0:07:04of prodigiously precipitate
0:07:04 > 0:07:06projectiles...
0:07:06 > 0:07:08AUDIENCE GROANS
0:07:08 > 0:07:11..in parabolic trajectory.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12AUDIENCE AHS
0:07:12 > 0:07:14Juggling.
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Gil Dova!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41LAUGHTER
0:08:03 > 0:08:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:10 > 0:08:11LAUGHTER
0:08:43 > 0:08:44LAUGHTER
0:09:09 > 0:09:12LAUGHTER
0:09:12 > 0:09:13APPLAUSE
0:09:23 > 0:09:24LAUGHTER
0:09:24 > 0:09:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:53 > 0:09:54APPLAUSE
0:10:21 > 0:10:23APPLAUSE
0:11:15 > 0:11:17APPLAUSE
0:11:44 > 0:11:45APPLAUSE
0:12:09 > 0:12:10APPLAUSE
0:12:28 > 0:12:31Ineffably fragile,
0:12:31 > 0:12:33infelicitously...
0:12:33 > 0:12:34So sorry, madam.
0:12:34 > 0:12:35LAUGHTER
0:12:35 > 0:12:38It's the time of year.
0:12:38 > 0:12:40Deliquescent femininity.
0:12:40 > 0:12:41Welcome...
0:12:41 > 0:12:43A very warm welcome
0:12:43 > 0:12:47to Miss Jean Bayliss!
0:12:47 > 0:12:48APPLAUSE
0:12:55 > 0:12:59# In this year of 1792
0:12:59 > 0:13:04# Our conventions have been thrown all askew
0:13:04 > 0:13:07# And I know I'm out of date
0:13:07 > 0:13:10# When I seek one mate
0:13:10 > 0:13:15# One faithful lover true
0:13:15 > 0:13:20# To be really in the fashion today
0:13:20 > 0:13:26# You must have a dozen beaux in your sway
0:13:26 > 0:13:30# But somehow I don't believe
0:13:30 > 0:13:33# In the modern plan
0:13:33 > 0:13:39# I want to wait for just one man
0:13:41 > 0:13:45# One kiss
0:13:45 > 0:13:47# One man
0:13:47 > 0:13:50# To save it for
0:13:50 > 0:13:57# One love for him alone
0:13:57 > 0:13:59# One word
0:13:59 > 0:14:01# One vow
0:14:01 > 0:14:04# And nothing more
0:14:04 > 0:14:07# To tell him
0:14:07 > 0:14:11# I'm his own
0:14:11 > 0:14:14# One magic night
0:14:14 > 0:14:18# Within his arms
0:14:18 > 0:14:25# With passion flowers unfurled
0:14:25 > 0:14:29# And all my life
0:14:29 > 0:14:35# I'll love only one man
0:14:35 > 0:14:43# And no other man in the world
0:14:44 > 0:14:48# One kiss
0:14:48 > 0:14:50# One man
0:14:50 > 0:14:53# To save it for
0:14:53 > 0:14:59# One love for him alone
0:14:59 > 0:15:01# One word
0:15:01 > 0:15:02# One vow
0:15:02 > 0:15:05# And nothing more
0:15:05 > 0:15:08# To tell him
0:15:08 > 0:15:11# I'm his own
0:15:11 > 0:15:14# One magic night
0:15:14 > 0:15:17# Within his arms
0:15:17 > 0:15:25# With passion flowers unfurled
0:15:26 > 0:15:30# And all my life
0:15:30 > 0:15:36# I'll love only one man
0:15:39 > 0:15:43# And no other man
0:15:43 > 0:15:48# In the
0:15:48 > 0:15:52# World. #
0:15:52 > 0:15:54APPLAUSE
0:16:12 > 0:16:15A newcomer from the North...
0:16:15 > 0:16:17CROWD CHEERS
0:16:18 > 0:16:23..in a cachinnatory concatenation
0:16:23 > 0:16:28of compulsively idiosyncratic...
0:16:28 > 0:16:30CROWD CHEERS
0:16:30 > 0:16:33..inconsequentialities.
0:16:33 > 0:16:34Odd jokes.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37Mr Peter Wallis!
0:16:37 > 0:16:39APPLAUSE
0:16:43 > 0:16:44Good evening, my friend.
0:16:47 > 0:16:52I don't know what that meant, but I know you meant well. Good evening.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54I've got the wife in the dressing room.
0:16:54 > 0:16:55Have you seen the dressing rooms here?
0:16:55 > 0:16:57First time I've seen hunchback mice.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03I have never seen dressing rooms like it.
0:17:03 > 0:17:05You have to come out to change your mind.
0:17:07 > 0:17:09Small?
0:17:09 > 0:17:11I had a cough this afternoon, I took aspirins,
0:17:11 > 0:17:14chap next door but three went out and felt better.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Ah, but going back to the wife,
0:17:18 > 0:17:21and I think I will one day - she's the best wife in England.
0:17:21 > 0:17:22She is the best wife in England.
0:17:22 > 0:17:26The other three are in Germany. You've never seen...
0:17:26 > 0:17:28"What do you want for your breakfast?"
0:17:28 > 0:17:30I said, "Two boiled eggs." "Oh, she said, "I'm too busy.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33"I'll boil you one." And do you know, when I think of those...
0:17:35 > 0:17:37During the courting days, I went to the butcher's shop.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39I said, "What's your tripe like?"
0:17:39 > 0:17:40"Pure as the girl you're going with."
0:17:40 > 0:17:42I said, "Give us two meat pies."
0:17:44 > 0:17:46She went down to the market on Saturday,
0:17:46 > 0:17:486lbs of small onions.
0:17:48 > 0:17:49He said, "Are you pickling?"
0:17:49 > 0:17:52She says, "No, it's coming off my umbrella."
0:17:58 > 0:17:59Absolutely wonderful woman.
0:18:04 > 0:18:06You think I'm joking, you want to see her.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12She thinks Sheffield Wednesday's a week's holiday.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15Well, ladies and gentlemen, as you know, we are now...
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Or, recently, the government have issued forms
0:18:18 > 0:18:19for what they call income tax.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Now, we don't know much about this yet.
0:18:22 > 0:18:25It says you're going to have to pay 20% of your income,
0:18:25 > 0:18:27but, of course, it doesn't worry me because I won't make that much,
0:18:27 > 0:18:30but there are some people...
0:18:30 > 0:18:32And you have to answer these questions.
0:18:32 > 0:18:34Your usual thing.
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Full name?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37Peter Edward Wallis.
0:18:37 > 0:18:38Hyphenated?
0:18:38 > 0:18:40Yes, when I was seven.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47Born?
0:18:47 > 0:18:48Yes.
0:18:49 > 0:18:50Where?
0:18:50 > 0:18:51In Leeds.
0:18:51 > 0:18:52What part?
0:18:52 > 0:18:54All of me.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59Have you lived in Leeds all your life?
0:18:59 > 0:19:00No, not yet.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05APPLAUSE
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Do you have sex relations?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Yes, but they never come to tea.
0:19:13 > 0:19:16These are, admittedly, very difficult in the time.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19And then they ask you questions about your loved ones,
0:19:19 > 0:19:22or, in some cases, your wives.
0:19:22 > 0:19:24Anyway... Where was she born?
0:19:24 > 0:19:25Loch Ness.
0:19:29 > 0:19:30When is your wife's birthday?
0:19:30 > 0:19:32Halloween. You know...
0:19:34 > 0:19:36In actual fact, it is my wife's birthday today
0:19:36 > 0:19:38and I've bought her a mink outfit,
0:19:38 > 0:19:40a trap, a ferret and a gun.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45APPLAUSE
0:19:45 > 0:19:46Thank you very much indeed.
0:19:50 > 0:19:51Where were you married?
0:19:51 > 0:19:52Sunderland.
0:19:52 > 0:19:53Do you know Bishop Auckland?
0:19:53 > 0:19:55Yes, he married her.
0:19:58 > 0:20:00Were all your children born in wedlock?
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Except the eldest girl, she were born in Matlock.
0:20:05 > 0:20:07Then they ask you questions about the war.
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Have you got a war record?
0:20:08 > 0:20:11Yes, it's Vera Lynn singing The White Cliffs of Dover.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15General knowledge. These are all questions
0:20:15 > 0:20:17which you've got to fill in before you pay your tax.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20If you sent your wife out for a cabbage and she got knocked down,
0:20:20 > 0:20:21what action would you take?
0:20:21 > 0:20:23Open a tin of peas.
0:20:25 > 0:20:27They couldn't be worse, of course.
0:20:31 > 0:20:32What is a Zulu?
0:20:32 > 0:20:34A toilet at Regent's Park.
0:20:36 > 0:20:38They do ask you so many questions.
0:20:42 > 0:20:44Do you know the Kirkstall Dogs Home?
0:20:44 > 0:20:46I didn't even know it were missing.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Do you keep pets?
0:20:54 > 0:20:55I have a cat.
0:20:55 > 0:20:56Is it a tom?
0:20:56 > 0:20:58No, I've brought it with me.
0:21:02 > 0:21:03Ooh!
0:21:03 > 0:21:05AUDIENCE OOHS
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Have you ever had your eyes checked?
0:21:08 > 0:21:10No, they've always been blue.
0:21:15 > 0:21:16Oh!
0:21:21 > 0:21:23If someone pinched your gate, would you report it?
0:21:23 > 0:21:25No, because they might take offence.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28You can get all these kind of things.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31And don't forget, please send them in to us. We really do want them.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33Well, ladies and men, I've got to dash off now.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34I've another to show to do.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36In April, I think it is.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40I've had a wonderful night.
0:21:40 > 0:21:43Not tonight, but I have had a wonderful night.
0:21:43 > 0:21:46May I thank you so very, very much indeed for me having at your place.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48God bless you. Have a good night and I'll see you in the spring
0:21:48 > 0:21:50when the bed falls. God bless you all.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52APPLAUSE
0:22:13 > 0:22:19From Italy, an egregiously esoteric...
0:22:19 > 0:22:22AUDIENCE OOHS ..equilibristic ensemble...
0:22:22 > 0:22:25You know what equilibria means, madam.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27I can see you keeping the balance there.
0:22:27 > 0:22:31..of perilous intrepidity.
0:22:31 > 0:22:35Los Aguanitos!
0:27:06 > 0:27:08AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:27:11 > 0:27:12AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:27:15 > 0:27:16AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:27:20 > 0:27:21AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:27:41 > 0:27:43APPLAUSE
0:28:19 > 0:28:21AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:28:28 > 0:28:31Once again and, this time, enthralling,
0:28:31 > 0:28:34intestimonally,
0:28:34 > 0:28:36intestamentally
0:28:36 > 0:28:38thrillingly
0:28:38 > 0:28:42Miss Jean Bayliss!
0:28:55 > 0:28:59# I know a millionaire
0:28:59 > 0:29:03# Who's burdened down with care
0:29:03 > 0:29:08# A load is on his mind
0:29:10 > 0:29:14# He's thinking of the day
0:29:14 > 0:29:18# When he must pass away
0:29:18 > 0:29:23# And leave his wealth behind
0:29:25 > 0:29:29# I haven't any gold
0:29:29 > 0:29:34# To leave when I grow old
0:29:34 > 0:29:39# Somehow it's passed me by
0:29:41 > 0:29:45# I'm very poor, but still
0:29:45 > 0:29:50# I'll leave a precious will
0:29:50 > 0:29:57# When I say goodbye
0:29:59 > 0:30:03# I'll leave the sunshine
0:30:03 > 0:30:05# To the flowers
0:30:05 > 0:30:08# I'll leave the springtime
0:30:08 > 0:30:11# To the trees
0:30:11 > 0:30:13# And to the old folk
0:30:13 > 0:30:16# I'll leave a memory
0:30:16 > 0:30:22# Of a baby upon their knees
0:30:22 > 0:30:25# I'll leave the night-time
0:30:25 > 0:30:28# To the dreamers
0:30:28 > 0:30:31# I'll leave the songbirds
0:30:31 > 0:30:35# To the blind
0:30:35 > 0:30:40# I'll leave the moon above
0:30:40 > 0:30:44# To those in love
0:30:44 > 0:30:48# When I leave the world
0:30:48 > 0:30:51# Behind
0:30:51 > 0:30:56# When I leave the world
0:30:56 > 0:30:59# Behind... #
0:31:03 > 0:31:06To every wrinkled face...
0:31:07 > 0:31:10..I'll leave a fireplace...
0:31:11 > 0:31:15..to paint their favourite scenes.
0:31:17 > 0:31:21Within its golden rays...
0:31:22 > 0:31:25..scenes of their childhood days
0:31:25 > 0:31:27when they were...
0:31:28 > 0:31:31..sweet 16.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34I'll leave them...
0:31:34 > 0:31:36I'll leave them each a song...
0:31:37 > 0:31:40..to sing the whole day long...
0:31:41 > 0:31:43..as towards the end...
0:31:45 > 0:31:46..they plod.
0:31:49 > 0:31:51And to every broken heart...
0:31:52 > 0:31:54..with sorrow...
0:31:55 > 0:31:56..torn apart...
0:31:58 > 0:32:03# I'll leave the word
0:32:03 > 0:32:11# Of God
0:32:11 > 0:32:15# I'll leave the sunshine
0:32:15 > 0:32:17# To the flowers
0:32:17 > 0:32:20# I'll leave the springtime
0:32:20 > 0:32:23# To the trees
0:32:23 > 0:32:26# And to the old folks
0:32:26 > 0:32:29# I'll leave the memory
0:32:29 > 0:32:34# Of a baby upon their knees
0:32:34 > 0:32:38# I'll leave the night-time
0:32:38 > 0:32:40# To the dreamers
0:32:40 > 0:32:43# I'll leave the songbirds
0:32:43 > 0:32:47# To the blind
0:32:47 > 0:32:51# I'll leave the moon above
0:32:51 > 0:32:55# To those in love
0:32:55 > 0:32:58# When I leave the world
0:32:58 > 0:33:02# Behind
0:33:02 > 0:33:07# When I leave the world
0:33:07 > 0:33:12# Behind. #
0:33:12 > 0:33:15APPLAUSE
0:33:36 > 0:33:42Multifaceted in mimetic mountebankery,
0:33:42 > 0:33:44your own -
0:33:44 > 0:33:45your very own -
0:33:45 > 0:33:48Roy Castle!
0:33:59 > 0:34:00LAUGHTER
0:34:03 > 0:34:05There was a young fella from Leeds...
0:34:06 > 0:34:09..who swallowed a packet of seeds.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11They started to sprout
0:34:11 > 0:34:13through his nose and his mout'.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Now his face is covered in weeds.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22I'll do you another one if you want it.
0:34:22 > 0:34:23- Here! Here!- What?
0:34:23 > 0:34:25Give us a hand with this, will you?
0:34:27 > 0:34:28Come on.
0:34:28 > 0:34:30- That was a short act.- Here!
0:34:31 > 0:34:33- Give us a hand with this here.- What?
0:34:35 > 0:34:38- What do you want?- Hand with this.
0:34:38 > 0:34:39Where do you want it?
0:34:39 > 0:34:42- Where do you want it? - About there, I think.
0:34:42 > 0:34:43- Is that it?- Yep.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Now, hurry up because he's on next.
0:34:45 > 0:34:47And don't touch it.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51Don't touch it.
0:34:53 > 0:34:55- Don't...- Touch it.
0:34:57 > 0:34:58I've learned that now.
0:35:08 > 0:35:10AUDIENCE: Go on!
0:35:15 > 0:35:16Don't touch it!
0:35:16 > 0:35:17All right!
0:35:19 > 0:35:20All right, then!
0:35:24 > 0:35:25You know
0:35:25 > 0:35:27and I know
0:35:27 > 0:35:30I've got to see what's in there.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35MUSIC: Gotta Dance
0:35:45 > 0:35:47HE CHUCKLES
0:35:47 > 0:35:49HE WHISTLES
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Is this yours?
0:36:02 > 0:36:04HE CHUCKLES
0:36:07 > 0:36:08# Diggity-don. #
0:36:33 > 0:36:35HE CHUCKLES
0:36:35 > 0:36:38A a-wha get a-doo a-where-tis!
0:36:40 > 0:36:41HE CHUCKLES
0:36:43 > 0:36:46Throw tha-way! Ooh-plom!
0:36:46 > 0:36:48Kin-wo wee-op this one!
0:36:59 > 0:37:00HE CHUCKLES
0:37:22 > 0:37:23HE CHUCKLES
0:37:29 > 0:37:31AUDIENCE OOHS
0:37:32 > 0:37:34HE CHUCKLES
0:37:34 > 0:37:35Ooh!
0:37:35 > 0:37:36Look at this!
0:37:36 > 0:37:38Do-eet oop like dis!
0:37:38 > 0:37:41Com-ere and go doo-dee-doo-dee doo-dee-doo!
0:37:41 > 0:37:43Innit an-up goes whey!
0:37:45 > 0:37:48And com-out dis! A-root-ee doo-dee doo-dee-doo!
0:37:48 > 0:37:50An-it go ooh!
0:37:51 > 0:37:53An-I walk-way and it go ow!
0:37:53 > 0:37:55LAUGHTER
0:37:55 > 0:37:58Whe-wha down't-pan. Best friend.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00LAUGHTER
0:38:01 > 0:38:03Look.
0:38:03 > 0:38:05HE CHUCKLES
0:38:06 > 0:38:09PIPE PLAYS
0:38:19 > 0:38:21HE CHUCKLES
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Whe-tha come I-don-wha tha-wa-sees!
0:38:23 > 0:38:24LAUGHTER
0:38:24 > 0:38:26PIPE PLAYS
0:38:29 > 0:38:31LAUGHTER
0:38:37 > 0:38:38HE CHUCKLES
0:38:40 > 0:38:41Eh-heh!
0:38:41 > 0:38:43LAUGHTER
0:38:43 > 0:38:46Wahey, the-going a-ha-ha! Were-hey!
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Es-gon-com dis-way?
0:38:50 > 0:38:52- 'Is?- AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:38:52 > 0:38:54- 'Is?- AUDIENCE: No!
0:38:54 > 0:38:56- 'Is?- AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:38:56 > 0:38:59- 'Is?- AUDIENCE: No!
0:38:59 > 0:39:00Yes!
0:39:00 > 0:39:01No!
0:39:01 > 0:39:02Yes!
0:39:02 > 0:39:03No! Yes!
0:39:03 > 0:39:05No! Yes!
0:39:05 > 0:39:06No!
0:39:06 > 0:39:09HE LAUGHS
0:39:09 > 0:39:11Iya! Wai-til I call-yer!
0:39:11 > 0:39:13HE CHUCKLES
0:39:14 > 0:39:17PIPE PLAYS
0:39:26 > 0:39:27BANG!
0:39:29 > 0:39:30Whadda wi-a bang!
0:39:30 > 0:39:32- BANG! - Ow!
0:39:38 > 0:39:40Oh!
0:39:40 > 0:39:41AUDIENCE OOHS
0:39:41 > 0:39:42Ooh!
0:39:42 > 0:39:43AUDIENCE OOHS
0:39:43 > 0:39:45HE CHUCKLES
0:39:45 > 0:39:47I'd-a blow-in-ere an-go doo-dee-doo-dee-doo!
0:39:47 > 0:39:48I-go bang-a-bang-bang!
0:39:51 > 0:39:54PLAYS SCALES
0:40:13 > 0:40:14Wahey!
0:40:21 > 0:40:22HE CHUCKLES
0:40:30 > 0:40:32APPLAUSE
0:40:42 > 0:40:43E-ya say tha...
0:40:43 > 0:40:46MUSIC: I'll Be Seeing You
0:41:54 > 0:41:57APPLAUSE
0:42:13 > 0:42:16Wha-wha-wha! Bi-feet!
0:42:24 > 0:42:26HE CHUCKLES
0:42:26 > 0:42:27Look-a this!
0:42:27 > 0:42:28Flobbidy!
0:42:32 > 0:42:34I-go bi-feet now!
0:42:36 > 0:42:38HE CHUCKLES
0:42:38 > 0:42:39HE STOMPS
0:42:41 > 0:42:43MUSIC: Gotta Dance
0:43:08 > 0:43:10APPLAUSE
0:43:16 > 0:43:20And now there's just time to ask Mr Roy Castle to lead
0:43:20 > 0:43:23the company and yourselves in the last chorus for tonight,
0:43:23 > 0:43:25Down At The Old Bull And Bush.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Roy Castle, the entire company,
0:43:28 > 0:43:33Mr Bernard Herrmann, the entire and indispensable orchestra!
0:43:33 > 0:43:35AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:43:35 > 0:43:40And, this time, chiefly, yourselves!
0:43:43 > 0:43:47# Come, come Come and make eyes at me
0:43:47 > 0:43:50# Down at the old Bull and Bush
0:43:50 > 0:43:51# Da-da-da-da-da
0:43:51 > 0:43:55# Come, come Drink some port wine with me
0:43:55 > 0:43:58# Down at the old Bull and Bush
0:43:59 > 0:44:03# Here the little German band Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
0:44:03 > 0:44:07# Just let me hold your hand, dear
0:44:07 > 0:44:10# Do, do Come and have a drink or two
0:44:10 > 0:44:14# Down at the old Bull and Bush
0:44:14 > 0:44:16# Bush-Bush! #
0:44:16 > 0:44:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE