0:00:10 > 0:00:15# In the twi-twi-twilight
0:00:15 > 0:00:19# Out in the beautiful twilight
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# They all go out for a walk, walk, walk
0:00:23 > 0:00:27# A quiet spoon and a talk, talk, talk
0:00:27 > 0:00:32# That's the time they long for
0:00:32 > 0:00:35# Just before the night
0:00:35 > 0:00:39# And many a grand little wedding is planned
0:00:39 > 0:00:47# In the twi-twilight. #
0:00:47 > 0:00:49APPLAUSE
0:00:49 > 0:00:54FANFARE
0:00:54 > 0:00:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:06 > 0:01:10Once again,
0:01:10 > 0:01:16good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
0:01:16 > 0:01:18AUDIENCE: Good evening.
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Say, "Leonard, good evening!"
0:01:20 > 0:01:21Good evening. Good.
0:01:21 > 0:01:23Heterogeneity...
0:01:23 > 0:01:24Ooh!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Exhilaratingly...
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Harbinger.
0:01:30 > 0:01:34The uninhibited harmonies of the Players' Theatre
0:01:34 > 0:01:38enhancing the ebullience, bonhomie...
0:01:38 > 0:01:41That's the friendly bounce.
0:01:41 > 0:01:45..of Mr Roy Castle!
0:01:45 > 0:01:49CHEERING
0:01:49 > 0:01:53# It's the soldiers of the Queen, my lads
0:01:53 > 0:01:56# Who've been my lads, who've seen, my lads
0:01:56 > 0:02:00# In the fight for England's glory, lads
0:02:00 > 0:02:03# When we have glory there to see
0:02:03 > 0:02:07# And when we say we've always won
0:02:07 > 0:02:11# And when they ask us how it's done
0:02:11 > 0:02:14# We'll proudly point to every one
0:02:14 > 0:02:18# Of England's soldiers of the Queen! #
0:02:18 > 0:02:24# Tell me, pretty maiden, are there any more at home like you?
0:02:24 > 0:02:30# There are a few, kind sir, but simple girls, and proper, too.
0:02:30 > 0:02:36# Then tell me, pretty maiden, what these very simple girlies do?
0:02:36 > 0:02:39# Kind sir, their manners are perfection,
0:02:39 > 0:02:42# And the opposite of mine
0:02:42 > 0:02:45# Then take a little walk with me and then you will see
0:02:45 > 0:02:48# What a most particular girl should be
0:02:48 > 0:02:51# I may love you too well to let you go
0:02:51 > 0:02:54# And flirt with those at home, you know
0:02:54 > 0:02:58# Well don't mind, little girl, you'll see
0:02:58 > 0:03:01# I'll only love but you
0:03:01 > 0:03:06# It's not quite fair to them if you told them that you were true
0:03:06 > 0:03:09# I won't care a pin for your sisters if you love me
0:03:09 > 0:03:11# What would you say if I said I liked you well?
0:03:11 > 0:03:15# I'll vow to you
0:03:15 > 0:03:17# On bended knee?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20# On bended knee
0:03:20 > 0:03:27# If I loved you, would you tell me what I ought to do
0:03:27 > 0:03:33# To keep you all mine alone to always be true to me?
0:03:33 > 0:03:36# If I loved you
0:03:36 > 0:03:38# What a very silly thing to do
0:03:39 > 0:03:42# For I must love someone
0:03:42 > 0:03:45# Then why not me?
0:03:45 > 0:03:48# Yes, I must love someone really
0:03:48 > 0:03:53ALL: # And it might as well be you! #
0:03:56 > 0:03:59# Tact, tact, take it for a fact
0:03:59 > 0:04:02# Try it and you'll find it will invariably act
0:04:02 > 0:04:03# Perhaps they told you in your youth
0:04:03 > 0:04:05# There is nothing like the truth
0:04:05 > 0:04:08# But it really can't compare at all with tact, tact, tact
0:04:08 > 0:04:11# No, it really can't compare at all with tact! #
0:04:11 > 0:04:15# I may be... # APPLAUSE
0:04:15 > 0:04:18# ..crazy but I love you
0:04:18 > 0:04:20# I'll do or dare-o
0:04:20 > 0:04:23# I'm smart vaquero
0:04:23 > 0:04:27# I may be shady, but I love you
0:04:27 > 0:04:32# Why don't you come right here and say goodbye
0:04:32 > 0:04:36# Cos I may never see you any more. #
0:04:59 > 0:05:02# Little Dolly Daydream, pride of Idaho
0:05:02 > 0:05:05# Now you know, and as you go
0:05:05 > 0:05:08# You'll see there's somethin' on her mind
0:05:08 > 0:05:10# Don't think it's you
0:05:10 > 0:05:12# Cos no-one's gonna kiss that girl but me
0:05:14 > 0:05:17# Little Dolly Daydream, pride of Idaho
0:05:17 > 0:05:21# And now you know, and as you go
0:05:21 > 0:05:23# You'll see there's somethin' on her mind
0:05:23 > 0:05:25# Don't think it's you
0:05:25 > 0:05:28# Cos no-one's gonna kiss that girl but me. #
0:05:30 > 0:05:32# She's my lady love
0:05:32 > 0:05:37# She is my dove, my baby love
0:05:37 > 0:05:41# She's no gal for sittin' down to dream
0:05:41 > 0:05:45# She's the only queen Laguna knows
0:05:45 > 0:05:50# I know she likes me
0:05:50 > 0:05:52# Because she said so
0:05:52 > 0:05:56# She is my lily of Laguna
0:05:56 > 0:05:59# She is my lily and my rose
0:05:59 > 0:06:04# She is my lily of Laguna
0:06:04 > 0:06:08# She is my lily
0:06:08 > 0:06:15# And my rose! #
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Thank you very much!
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Ladies and gentlemen, exotica!
0:06:38 > 0:06:41Gypsy goings-on!
0:06:41 > 0:06:43Ladies and gentlemen,
0:06:43 > 0:06:46Eva and Karlos!
0:06:52 > 0:06:59LYRICAL STYLE
0:07:19 > 0:07:25DRAMATIC STYLE
0:07:32 > 0:07:37HIGH-PITCHED, BIRDLIKE
0:08:21 > 0:08:28CHEERING
0:11:57 > 0:12:01CHEERING
0:13:22 > 0:13:27Now you know what your mothers meant when they said you never should
0:13:27 > 0:13:28play with the gypsies!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31LAUGHTER
0:13:31 > 0:13:33It's a matter of technique.
0:13:34 > 0:13:40Now, ladies and gentlemen, a very, very warm welcome indeed
0:13:40 > 0:13:46for a very young artiste who made her debut in this programme
0:13:46 > 0:13:49at the tender age of 14,
0:13:49 > 0:13:51some years back.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Ladies and gentlemen, for your indulgent approbation,
0:13:55 > 0:13:58Miss Kathy Jones!
0:14:11 > 0:14:17# 'Twas just a garden in the rain
0:14:17 > 0:14:23# Close to a little leafy lane
0:14:23 > 0:14:31# A touch of colour 'neath skies of grey
0:14:33 > 0:14:39# The raindrops kissed the flowerbeds
0:14:39 > 0:14:45# The blossoms raised their thirsty heads
0:14:45 > 0:14:48# A perfumed thank you
0:14:48 > 0:14:52# They seemed to say
0:14:55 > 0:15:03# Surely this was charm beyond compare to view
0:15:04 > 0:15:14# Maybe it was just that I was there with you
0:15:14 > 0:15:19# 'Twas just a garden in the rain
0:15:19 > 0:15:25# And then the sun came out again
0:15:25 > 0:15:30# And sent us happily
0:15:30 > 0:15:36# On our way. #
0:15:40 > 0:15:42APPLAUSE
0:15:54 > 0:15:59I forgot to say that Kathy is celebrating her 21st birthday
0:15:59 > 0:16:03with us and I give her this with our love.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:16:06 > 0:16:09AUDIENCE: # Happy birthday to you
0:16:09 > 0:16:13# Happy birthday to you
0:16:13 > 0:16:19# Happy birthday, dear Kathy
0:16:19 > 0:16:26# Happy birthday to you! #
0:16:26 > 0:16:29APPLAUSE
0:16:44 > 0:16:51# Look for the silver lining
0:16:51 > 0:16:59# Whenever clouds appear in the blue
0:16:59 > 0:17:07# Remember somewhere, the sun is shining
0:17:07 > 0:17:13# And so the right thing to do
0:17:13 > 0:17:18# Is make it shine for you
0:17:18 > 0:17:25# A heart full of joy and gladness
0:17:25 > 0:17:33# Will always banish sadness and strife
0:17:33 > 0:17:42# So always look for the silver lining
0:17:42 > 0:17:45# And you will find
0:17:45 > 0:17:51# The sunny side of life
0:17:53 > 0:18:00# Look for the silver lining
0:18:00 > 0:18:09# Whenever clouds appear in the blue
0:18:09 > 0:18:17# Remember somewhere, the sun is shining
0:18:17 > 0:18:23# And so the right thing to do
0:18:23 > 0:18:27# Is make it shine for you
0:18:27 > 0:18:34# A heart full of joy and gladness
0:18:34 > 0:18:42# Will always banish sadness and strife
0:18:42 > 0:18:50# So always look for the silver lining
0:18:50 > 0:18:53# And you will find
0:18:53 > 0:19:01# The sunny side of life. #
0:19:21 > 0:19:25Devastatingly diminutive,
0:19:25 > 0:19:29from the upper reaches of Debrett...
0:19:29 > 0:19:30Ooh!
0:19:30 > 0:19:33If you know what I mean.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37Insouciant, in-inordinate,
0:19:37 > 0:19:41insobrieties, mis-mischievously...
0:19:41 > 0:19:43LAUGHTER
0:19:43 > 0:19:45It's age.
0:19:45 > 0:19:49..manipulating, Mr Ray Alan!
0:19:49 > 0:19:53We give you that thrice-belted earl,
0:19:53 > 0:19:56Lord Charles!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06Good evening, thank you.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Yes, thank you ladies and gentlemen.
0:20:10 > 0:20:14It's lovely to see you, by Jove.
0:20:14 > 0:20:17Now I'm going to do something tonight,
0:20:17 > 0:20:18I'm going to do something tonight.
0:20:18 > 0:20:21That's right, yes.
0:20:21 > 0:20:24Yes, something I haven't done before.
0:20:24 > 0:20:27AUDIENCE CHUCKLES AND OOHS
0:20:27 > 0:20:30I am going to show it to you!
0:20:33 > 0:20:36What is this you're going to show them?
0:20:36 > 0:20:40My little dolly, dear boy.
0:20:40 > 0:20:44Oh, the dolly? Yes, I'm going to do the ventriquilism!
0:20:45 > 0:20:49Can I have the dolly here? Thank you.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Oh, by Jove, yes.
0:20:54 > 0:20:55You see that?
0:20:55 > 0:20:57When they see it, they go mad.
0:21:00 > 0:21:01Excuse me.
0:21:03 > 0:21:05LAUGHTER
0:21:07 > 0:21:08I say, that's damn clever!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14How the hell did... Do that...
0:21:16 > 0:21:17..do that again!
0:21:18 > 0:21:19Excuse me.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Now that is fantastic, I mean...
0:21:25 > 0:21:29Ladies and gentlemen in the gallery, I assure you
0:21:29 > 0:21:31there wasn't a movement then.
0:21:33 > 0:21:38And I was as close to him as I am, I think, dammit...
0:21:38 > 0:21:40How did you get your voice over here?
0:21:40 > 0:21:43How do you do?
0:21:43 > 0:21:44Because... Is...
0:21:49 > 0:21:51Hello, my dear.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55You're a nice little thing.
0:21:56 > 0:21:59You ARE a nice little thing.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01That's what you are.
0:22:03 > 0:22:04A nice little thing.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10LAUGHTER I'm afraid I have some bad news for you.
0:22:11 > 0:22:14Well, what is it then, what's the matter?
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Well, it's your little dolly. We can't find it.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21GENTLE LAUGHTER
0:22:21 > 0:22:23They can't find the little dolly.
0:22:25 > 0:22:29Where's the wooden-headed fool got to? Never..never mind.
0:22:29 > 0:22:31My dear, I must be honest with you,
0:22:31 > 0:22:36you're the only little dolly that I'm interested in at the moment.
0:22:36 > 0:22:38Are you doing anything after the show?
0:22:38 > 0:22:40No, I'm not. Oh, Lord.
0:22:41 > 0:22:43LAUGHTER
0:22:43 > 0:22:45And would you like some supper
0:22:45 > 0:22:47at my hotel with some champers, would you?
0:22:47 > 0:22:51Ooh, that would be lovely. I'm on a winner here, you know?
0:22:54 > 0:22:55LAUGHTER
0:22:55 > 0:22:59That's the one thing I've always wanted to do,
0:22:59 > 0:23:02go out with a man who's really lived.
0:23:03 > 0:23:05I've lived.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08She means recently.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10LAUGHTER
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Well, I'll just pop and get into something a little more comfortable.
0:23:20 > 0:23:24Yes. Ta-ta. Ta-ta!
0:23:25 > 0:23:28Ta-ta. Oh, I'm going to take her ta-tas myself!
0:23:31 > 0:23:35Oh, well, that's a damn shame about the dolly, but never mind.
0:23:35 > 0:23:36I've been thinking about that.
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Look, as you haven't got it,
0:23:38 > 0:23:41is there no possibility of you showing us how you do it without it?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44LAUGHTER
0:23:46 > 0:23:51Ventriloquism without a dolly? Well, why not?
0:23:51 > 0:23:54Why not indeed? By Jove, it's a topping idea.
0:23:54 > 0:23:57Will you do it? Have a shot at it. Good.
0:23:57 > 0:24:03Ladies and gentlemen, members of the orchestra, Mr Leonard Sachs,
0:24:03 > 0:24:06but this time, chiefly myself...
0:24:06 > 0:24:08LAUGHTER
0:24:08 > 0:24:11I am going to give you a demonstration
0:24:11 > 0:24:13in the art of ventrilo-iso-cism...
0:24:13 > 0:24:14LAUGHTER
0:24:15 > 0:24:18Isa..ism, without a dolly.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21And I shall do for you a very difficult,
0:24:21 > 0:24:26almost impossible alphabet. Yes, by Jove.
0:24:26 > 0:24:29Excuse me, the alphabet, that's been done before.
0:24:31 > 0:24:32It's going to be done again.
0:24:36 > 0:24:39A, B, C, D, E, F, G...
0:24:41 > 0:24:44..H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P,
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Q, R, S, T, U, V...
0:24:48 > 0:24:51This next thing's a swine...
0:24:57 > 0:25:01W, X, Y and Z. How's that, by Jove.
0:25:18 > 0:25:23Emergent, triumphant, from ubiquitous...
0:25:23 > 0:25:25AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:25:25 > 0:25:28You-bikely...
0:25:28 > 0:25:34Operatic ovations, cosmic enchoric curvaceousness...
0:25:35 > 0:25:37AUDIENCE: Oooh!
0:25:37 > 0:25:39A lovely lass.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43Miss Joyce Blackham!
0:25:43 > 0:25:45APPLAUSE
0:25:50 > 0:25:52# Poor captive - so you say
0:25:52 > 0:25:55# I might be rich and free
0:25:55 > 0:26:00# If I would but betray the friends who trust in me
0:26:00 > 0:26:03# Vain is the web your cunning weaves
0:26:03 > 0:26:06# What care I for rewards, reprieves
0:26:06 > 0:26:08# For bribe or threat?
0:26:08 > 0:26:11# Ah, don't forget
0:26:11 > 0:26:20# There's honour among thieves
0:26:21 > 0:26:27# Whate'er befall I still recall
0:26:27 > 0:26:33# That sunlit mountainside
0:26:33 > 0:26:36# Where hearts are true
0:26:36 > 0:26:39# And skies are blue
0:26:39 > 0:26:45# And love's the only guide
0:26:45 > 0:26:51# If faithful to my trust I stay
0:26:51 > 0:26:57# No fate can fill me with dismay
0:26:57 > 0:27:01# Love holds the key
0:27:01 > 0:27:04# To set me free
0:27:04 > 0:27:12# And love will find a way
0:27:14 > 0:27:19# The punishments you plan No fears within me raise
0:27:19 > 0:27:22# Take, break me, if you can
0:27:22 > 0:27:25# My word unbroken stays
0:27:25 > 0:27:28# 'Tis but the coward who deceives
0:27:28 > 0:27:31# The friend that in his faith believes
0:27:31 > 0:27:33# Do what you will
0:27:33 > 0:27:36# I tell you still
0:27:36 > 0:27:45# There's honour among thieves!
0:27:45 > 0:27:49# Whate'er befall
0:27:49 > 0:27:52# I still recall
0:27:52 > 0:27:58# That sunlit mountainside
0:27:58 > 0:28:01# Where hearts are true
0:28:01 > 0:28:05# And skies are blue
0:28:05 > 0:28:10# And love's the only guide
0:28:10 > 0:28:17# If faithful to my trust I stay
0:28:17 > 0:28:23# No fate can fill me with dismay
0:28:23 > 0:28:28# Love holds the key
0:28:28 > 0:28:31# To set me free
0:28:31 > 0:28:42# And love will find a way! #
0:28:42 > 0:28:45APPLAUSE
0:29:05 > 0:29:12# Once in the dear dead days beyond recall
0:29:12 > 0:29:17# When on the world the mists began to fall
0:29:17 > 0:29:23# Out of the dreams that rose in happy throng
0:29:23 > 0:29:31# Low to our hearts Love sang an old sweet song
0:29:31 > 0:29:39# And in the dusk where fell the firelight gleam,
0:29:39 > 0:29:52# Softly it wove itself into our dream
0:29:53 > 0:30:01# Just a song at twilight when the lights are low
0:30:02 > 0:30:11# And the flick'ring shadows softly come and go
0:30:11 > 0:30:20# Tho' the heart be weary, sad the day and long
0:30:20 > 0:30:29# Still to us at twilight comes
0:30:29 > 0:30:34# Love's old song
0:30:34 > 0:30:45# Comes love's old sweet song
0:30:45 > 0:30:53# Just a song a twilight when the lights are low
0:30:55 > 0:31:04# And the flick'ring shadows softly come and go
0:31:04 > 0:31:14# Tho' the heart be weary, sad the day and long
0:31:14 > 0:31:27# Still to us at twilight comes love's old song
0:31:27 > 0:31:41# Comes love's old sweet song. #
0:31:41 > 0:31:44APPLAUSE
0:32:03 > 0:32:08Exuberance in musical mountebankery,
0:32:08 > 0:32:13bandsman second-class, Mr Roy Castle!
0:32:25 > 0:32:27AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG TO MUSIC
0:32:33 > 0:32:34Thank you very much.
0:32:36 > 0:32:43Britain needs you! LAUGHTER
0:32:43 > 0:32:46I've been in brass banding for most of me life.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49It's the music that I understand.
0:32:51 > 0:32:52LAUGHTER
0:32:52 > 0:32:56I don't play for Fordham's or even Black Dyke...
0:32:58 > 0:32:59AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:32:59 > 0:33:00LAUGHTER
0:33:00 > 0:33:04But Parkinson's Pickle Works band.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06LAUGHTER
0:33:08 > 0:33:13Now for most of me time with the Pickle Works band
0:33:13 > 0:33:15I've played on the second trombone.
0:33:17 > 0:33:21But last year they asked me to play the bass drum.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25They thought I'd be best on me own.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28LAUGHTER
0:33:30 > 0:33:34Cos Percy's in charge of the onion shed.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37And he likes to make people look silly.
0:33:40 > 0:33:45He stuffed up the cornets with gherkins and crisps.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47The euphonium's got piccalilli.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50LAUGHTER
0:33:54 > 0:33:57But we got, but we got our own back on Percy all right.
0:33:57 > 0:33:59He-he-he.
0:33:59 > 0:34:01HE COUGHS
0:34:01 > 0:34:04As he played a slow movement with feeling...
0:34:06 > 0:34:08..We stuffed up his tuba...
0:34:09 > 0:34:11LAUGHTER
0:34:14 > 0:34:16..with sago and rice
0:34:16 > 0:34:20and he pebble-dashed half of the ceiling.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22LAUGHTER
0:34:33 > 0:34:37Cos the band's in for a contest next week.
0:34:39 > 0:34:41The Albert Hall, London will hear us.
0:34:43 > 0:34:48With 12 jars of pickles we'll be out on our own.
0:34:49 > 0:34:51LAUGHTER
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Cos no-one will want to come near us.
0:34:56 > 0:34:57APPLAUSE
0:35:01 > 0:35:04HE PLAYS THE TRUMPET
0:35:08 > 0:35:10AUDIENCE SING ALONG
0:35:11 > 0:35:14MUSIC: You Made Me Love You (I Didn't Want to Do It)
0:35:19 > 0:35:21# ..Yes, I do
0:35:21 > 0:35:22# 'Deed I do
0:35:22 > 0:35:25# You know I do
0:35:25 > 0:35:27# I must tell you what I'm feeling
0:35:27 > 0:35:33# The very mention of your name
0:35:33 > 0:35:35# Sends my heart reeling
0:35:35 > 0:35:41# You know you made me love you... #
0:35:58 > 0:36:00Wait, there's something... LAUGHTER
0:36:00 > 0:36:03I shall play the last note from over there.
0:36:06 > 0:36:09I shall play it. But from over there.
0:36:11 > 0:36:13It doesn't look any better!
0:36:13 > 0:36:16It doesn't sound any better!
0:36:16 > 0:36:19But if I miss it, I'm first away.
0:36:19 > 0:36:22LAUGHTER
0:36:29 > 0:36:31PLAYS LAST LINGERING NOTE
0:36:32 > 0:36:35APPLAUSE
0:36:49 > 0:36:51SQUEALS OF LAUGHTER
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Thank you. Thank you very much indeed.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59Thank you. Thank you very much, thank you. Thank you.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02Hey! Ha-ha! Ha-ha!
0:37:04 > 0:37:05HE MUTTERS
0:37:07 > 0:37:09LAUGHTER
0:37:15 > 0:37:17Would you mind blowing up that end?
0:37:19 > 0:37:21LAUGHTER We'll get it back again.
0:37:24 > 0:37:29LAUGHTER A fine mess you've got me into!
0:37:29 > 0:37:33LAUGHTER
0:37:35 > 0:37:36Hey!
0:37:36 > 0:37:38AUDIENCE CHEERS
0:37:42 > 0:37:45No, don't go near it.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46Pfft!
0:37:46 > 0:37:47Prize every time, madam, eh?
0:37:49 > 0:37:51Would you like to draw the raffle?
0:37:51 > 0:37:53Hey, look at this. Hey.
0:37:55 > 0:37:56LAUGHTER Ha-ha-ha!
0:37:56 > 0:37:58ROY CASTLE LAUGHS
0:38:03 > 0:38:05LAUGHING: Look at him!
0:38:09 > 0:38:10MIMICS GREGORIAN CHANT
0:38:12 > 0:38:17Let's have a go at this. Is that you, Frank? Right, here we go.
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Hey, get off!
0:38:24 > 0:38:26I'd love to smoke this in the House of Commons.
0:38:27 > 0:38:31Here we go, this is it now, could you hang on to that end, please?
0:38:35 > 0:38:37ALPINE HORN BLASTS
0:38:40 > 0:38:43You can have a lot of fun with this on the Pennines when it's foggy.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45LAUGHTER
0:38:54 > 0:38:56Hey!
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Did you hear that, Alice? Where are we? Where are we, hey?
0:38:59 > 0:39:02LAUGHTER
0:39:08 > 0:39:10Don't wind the windows down, love.
0:39:10 > 0:39:13LAUGHTER
0:39:14 > 0:39:17I'm sure that signpost said Dogger Bank.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22I know it's somewhere near Wakefield.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25Here we go now, a little participation.
0:39:25 > 0:39:29Do you know, do you know Edelweiss? AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Yeah? Give him my regards when you see him.
0:39:34 > 0:39:36You can nearly play Edelweiss on this.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38You can almost play Edelweiss, apart from,
0:39:38 > 0:39:40there's one note you can't get.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43It's what you call harmonics on this.
0:39:43 > 0:39:46And harmonics in music can be explained by a professor of music.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48But only to another professor of music.
0:39:51 > 0:39:54You can nearly play it. There's one note you can't get.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56You'll recognise it when it comes up.
0:39:57 > 0:40:02HE PLAYS EDELWEISS
0:40:06 > 0:40:07That's the one you can't play.
0:40:15 > 0:40:19PIANO STARTS PLAYING
0:40:50 > 0:40:53PLAYS WONKY NOTE
0:41:04 > 0:41:06APPLAUSE
0:41:06 > 0:41:08There you go!
0:41:09 > 0:41:11Hey! Yeah! There you go!
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Great.
0:41:16 > 0:41:17Wonderful.
0:41:20 > 0:41:21Thank you.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27Hey-hey-hey! Let's have that little fella back again.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31Do you know Bye-Bye Blues? AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:41:31 > 0:41:34Give him my regards when you see him.
0:41:34 > 0:41:36Would you sing that for me, sing that for me?
0:41:36 > 0:41:40It's great for the tap dancer. The old tap dancer there.
0:41:40 > 0:41:41The old tin toes.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43OK, you start singing Bye-Bye Blues,
0:41:43 > 0:41:45nice and quietly and I'll do a bit of a tap dance.
0:41:45 > 0:41:47Here we go now.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50# Bye-bye blues... #
0:41:50 > 0:41:52AUDIENCE SINGS
0:41:53 > 0:41:59# Bye-bye blues
0:41:59 > 0:42:02# Bells ring
0:42:02 > 0:42:05# Birds sing
0:42:05 > 0:42:08# Sun is shining
0:42:08 > 0:42:11# No more pining
0:42:11 > 0:42:16# Just we two
0:42:17 > 0:42:23# Smiling through
0:42:23 > 0:42:26# Don't sigh
0:42:26 > 0:42:30# Don't cry
0:42:30 > 0:42:34# Bye-bye blues... #
0:42:34 > 0:42:36One, two...
0:42:36 > 0:42:37PIANO ACCOMPANIMENT PLAYS
0:42:53 > 0:42:56APPLAUSE, CHEERING
0:42:56 > 0:42:57Bye-bye!
0:42:57 > 0:42:59APPLAUSE
0:43:08 > 0:43:11Wow!
0:43:13 > 0:43:14APPLAUSE
0:43:25 > 0:43:28Now, there is just, just, just, just time for one more chorus,
0:43:28 > 0:43:30Down at the Old Bull and Bush.
0:43:30 > 0:43:33Mr Roy Castle, the entire company, the indefatigable
0:43:33 > 0:43:39Mr Bernard Herrmann and the entire and almost inexhaustible orchestra.
0:43:40 > 0:43:47But this time, chiefly yourselves!
0:43:50 > 0:43:54# Come, come, come and make eyes at me
0:43:54 > 0:43:58# Down at the Old Bull and Bush Da, da, da, da, da
0:43:58 > 0:44:02# Come, come, drink some port wine with me
0:44:02 > 0:44:05# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:44:05 > 0:44:09# Hear the little German Band Da, da, da, da, da
0:44:09 > 0:44:14# Just let me hold your hand, dear
0:44:14 > 0:44:18# Do, do come and have a drink or two
0:44:18 > 0:44:21# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:44:21 > 0:44:23# Bush, Bush! #
0:44:23 > 0:44:25APPLAUSE
0:44:53 > 0:44:5750 years ago, they became superstars in astronomy,
0:44:57 > 0:44:59leaders in their fields.
0:44:59 > 0:45:03They represent the most productive period astronomy has ever had.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06And now, they're taking an anniversary trip.