0:00:10 > 0:00:12AUDIENCE SINGING
0:00:50 > 0:00:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:02 > 0:01:10Once again, good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
0:01:13 > 0:01:16How about polysyllabic...
0:01:16 > 0:01:20in plethoric prolixity...
0:01:20 > 0:01:23extolling inaugurally.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26The exquisite Miss Jacquie Tuoys,
0:01:26 > 0:01:33plus the exemplary expertise of the Players Theatre.
0:01:41 > 0:01:43# Where the boys and girls are found
0:01:43 > 0:01:44# A hop and a skip and round and round.
0:01:44 > 0:01:48# When they started dancing, they never know when to stop.
0:01:48 > 0:01:51# It's aye, aye, up in the legs And, ah, hippety-hop
0:01:55 > 0:01:57# Where the boys and girls are found
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# A hop and a skip and you're round and round
0:01:59 > 0:02:02# When they started dancing, they never know when to stop
0:02:02 > 0:02:06# It's aye, aye, up with the legs and, ah, hippety-hop
0:02:06 > 0:02:10# Aye, aye, up with the legs, up with the legs, up with the legs
0:02:13 > 0:02:16# Casey would waltz with a strawberry blonde
0:02:16 > 0:02:21# And the band played on
0:02:21 > 0:02:24# He'd glide 'cross the floor with the girl he adored
0:02:24 > 0:02:28# And the band played on
0:02:28 > 0:02:33# His brain was so loaded it nearly exploded
0:02:33 > 0:02:36# The poor girl would shake with alarm
0:02:36 > 0:02:40# He'd ne'er leave the girl with the strawberry curl
0:02:40 > 0:02:45# And the band played on
0:02:45 > 0:02:49# Folks in Georgia's 'bout to go insane
0:02:49 > 0:02:53# Since that new dance down in Georgia came
0:02:53 > 0:02:57# I'm the only person who's to blame
0:02:57 > 0:03:00# I'm the party introduced it there
0:03:00 > 0:03:05# So give me credit to know a thing or two
0:03:05 > 0:03:08# Give me credit for springing something new
0:03:08 > 0:03:12# I will show this little dance to you
0:03:12 > 0:03:16# When I do you'll say that it's a bear!
0:03:16 > 0:03:20# First you put your two knees close up tight
0:03:20 > 0:03:24# Then you sway 'em to the left, and you sway 'em to the right
0:03:24 > 0:03:27# Step around the floor kind of nice and light
0:03:27 > 0:03:29# Then you twist around
0:03:29 > 0:03:32# And twist around with all of your might
0:03:32 > 0:03:35# Spread your lovin' arms way out in space
0:03:35 > 0:03:39# Then you do the Eagle Rock with style and grace
0:03:39 > 0:03:43# Swing your foot way 'round then bring it back
0:03:43 > 0:03:47# And that's what I call Ballin' the Jack
0:04:33 > 0:04:37# And that's what I call the Ballin' the Jack
0:04:37 > 0:04:41# And that's what we call the Wibbley Wobbley walk
0:04:41 > 0:04:45# And we all walk the Wibbley Wobbley walk
0:04:45 > 0:04:48# All talk the Wibbley Wobbley talk
0:04:48 > 0:04:52# All wear Wibbley Wobbley ties
0:04:52 > 0:04:55# And wink at the pretty girls with Wibbley Wobbley thighs
0:04:55 > 0:04:58# And we all smile the Wibbley Wobbley smile
0:04:59 > 0:05:03# When the day is dawning
0:05:03 > 0:05:06# And all through the Wibbley Wobbley walk
0:05:06 > 0:05:10# We get a Wibbley Wobbley feeling in the morning
0:05:10 > 0:05:14# And we all walk the Wibbley Wobbley walk
0:05:14 > 0:05:17# All talk the Wibbley Wobbley talk
0:05:17 > 0:05:21# All wear Wibbley Wobbley ties
0:05:21 > 0:05:24# And wink at the pretty girls with Wibbley Wobbley thighs
0:05:24 > 0:05:28# And we all smile the Wibbley Wobbley smile
0:05:28 > 0:05:31# When the day is dawning
0:05:31 > 0:05:34# And all through the Wibbley Wobbley walk
0:05:34 > 0:05:37# We get a Wibbley Wobbley feeling
0:05:38 > 0:05:41# A Wibbley Wobbley feeling
0:05:42 > 0:05:45# And that's what we call the Wibbley Wobbley walk! #
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Whoo!
0:05:46 > 0:05:48APPLAUSE
0:06:02 > 0:06:03We leave...
0:06:05 > 0:06:09We leave, as you know, no stone unturned
0:06:09 > 0:06:11for your entertainment,
0:06:11 > 0:06:15and tonight, we have unearthed
0:06:15 > 0:06:18two gentleman
0:06:18 > 0:06:23overrehearsed to the perilous peak
0:06:23 > 0:06:26of unpredictability.
0:06:26 > 0:06:32Ladies and gentlemen, aiming for perfection for your delight,
0:06:32 > 0:06:36Mr Harry Towb and Mr Joe Melia.
0:06:42 > 0:06:44Ladies and gentlemen, a recitation...
0:06:44 > 0:06:47a recitation entitled Don't Go Down The Mine, Daddy,
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Somebody's Nicked All The Coal.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52A bunch of the boys were whooping it up in the Malamute saloon;
0:06:52 > 0:06:55The kid that handles the music-box was hitting a rag-time tune;
0:06:55 > 0:06:59Back of the bar, in a solo game, sat Dangerous Dan McGrew,
0:06:59 > 0:07:03And watching his luck was his light-o'-love, the lad that's known as Lou.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- You've got it wrong. - I beg your pardon?
0:07:08 > 0:07:09You've got it wrong.
0:07:09 > 0:07:11It's lady.
0:07:11 > 0:07:12That's no lady, that's Mr Herman.
0:07:15 > 0:07:16- Lou.- Who?- Lou.
0:07:16 > 0:07:18You should have gone before you came on.
0:07:20 > 0:07:22The lady that's known as Lou.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25No, you have to go to the other one, unless my eyes deceive me.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28Please forgive this crass ignoramus.
0:07:28 > 0:07:29You're very kind.
0:07:33 > 0:07:34Ladies and gentleman...
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Dear old Joe, he was one of the best,
0:07:36 > 0:07:38and everyone's pal without doubt.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41The sort of chap that would give you his boots and swear he's want better.
0:07:41 > 0:07:42Get out.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I beg your pardon?
0:07:45 > 0:07:46How dare you come on in the middle of my act.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49- Can't you see what I'm trying to do? - No.
0:07:51 > 0:07:54I thought maybe you'd forgotten your lines.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Me? Me forgotten my lines?
0:07:57 > 0:07:59I've been in this business eight months.
0:08:01 > 0:08:02I never forget my lines, never.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06Ladies and gentlemen, a little recitation entitled...
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Um...called...
0:08:08 > 0:08:09A little recitation called...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11Shall we do the song now?
0:08:11 > 0:08:12Shall we do the song now?
0:08:12 > 0:08:16It's not. It's a little recitation called... Should we do the song now?
0:08:16 > 0:08:18If you please, Mrs Herman.
0:08:26 > 0:08:30# I'd give the world to start all over
0:08:30 > 0:08:34# Back in the old routine
0:08:34 > 0:08:40# To live my life with hills of clover back in the old routine... #
0:08:40 > 0:08:43I say, I say, I say, I say
0:08:43 > 0:08:44My wife's gone to the West Indies.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Your wife's gone to the West Indies?
0:08:46 > 0:08:49That's absolutely correct, my wife's gone to the West Indies.
0:08:49 > 0:08:51- The Bahamas?- No, she went of her own accord.
0:08:51 > 0:08:52- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!
0:09:09 > 0:09:11I know a man who only eats Chinese food.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12You know a man who only eats Chinese food?
0:09:12 > 0:09:15That's absolutely correct, I know a man who only eats Chinese food.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17- A Chinaman, is he? - No, he's a Chinaman.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27# Give me my old straw hat and a-double-truckin'
0:09:27 > 0:09:29# Down the avenue we'll go
0:09:31 > 0:09:34# Folks passing by us will stop to eye us
0:09:34 > 0:09:36# And soon there'll be more all callin' "Encore!"
0:09:36 > 0:09:38# We'll walk in a wonderful glow... #
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I say, I say, I say, I say...
0:09:40 > 0:09:42My washing didn't come back from the laundry this week.
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Your washing didn't come back from the laundry this week?
0:09:44 > 0:09:48That's absolutely correct, my washing didn't come back from the laundry this week.
0:09:48 > 0:09:50- Why, didn't you send any? - No, I didn't send any...
0:10:03 > 0:10:06My wife, once again, has gone to the West Indies.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08Your wife, once again, has gone to the West Indies?
0:10:08 > 0:10:11That's right, my wife, once again, has gone to the West Indies.
0:10:11 > 0:10:12Did she go of her own accord?
0:10:12 > 0:10:14No, Jamaica!
0:10:24 > 0:10:28# Oh, gee, the joy to be there flogging
0:10:28 > 0:10:30# Back in the old routine
0:10:32 > 0:10:37# You're up, you're down, you're in there slugging
0:10:37 > 0:10:39# Back in the old routine... #
0:10:39 > 0:10:41I say, I say, I say, I say...
0:10:41 > 0:10:43My brother's very clever, he works in Fleet Street.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45Your brother works in Fleet Street?
0:10:45 > 0:10:47That's absolutely correct, he's very clever and he works in Fleet Street.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- What does he do there?- He goes around hitting people on the head.
0:10:50 > 0:10:52- Why, is he an editor? - No, he's an ed...
0:11:04 > 0:11:08# Oh, give me the jazz, the razzamatazz
0:11:08 > 0:11:11# And we'll tread on Heaven's scene
0:11:13 > 0:11:16# Back in the old routine... #
0:11:16 > 0:11:18I say, I say, I say, I say...
0:11:19 > 0:11:21My wife...
0:11:23 > 0:11:26..has gone to the West Indies.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29Your wife has gone to the West Indies?
0:11:29 > 0:11:36That's right. My wife has gone to the West Indies.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37Jamaica?
0:11:37 > 0:11:40APPLAUSE
0:11:43 > 0:11:46BOTH: No, she went of her own accord!
0:11:48 > 0:11:53# Oh, gee, the joy to be there flogging
0:11:53 > 0:11:56# Back in the old routine
0:11:56 > 0:11:59# You're up, you're down, you're in there slugging
0:11:59 > 0:12:01# Back in the old routine
0:12:02 > 0:12:05# Give me the jazz, the razzamatazz
0:12:05 > 0:12:09# And we'll tread on Heaven's scene
0:12:09 > 0:12:14# Back in the old routine
0:12:14 > 0:12:19# That's where the corn is green
0:12:19 > 0:12:24# Back in the old routine. #
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Mellifluous...
0:12:44 > 0:12:46..masculinity...
0:12:47 > 0:12:51..rhapsodically resplendant in Stuart regalia.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55Yes, ladies,
0:12:56 > 0:13:00ravishing in a kilt,
0:13:01 > 0:13:04Mr Stuart Gillies.
0:13:08 > 0:13:11# Step we gaily on we go
0:13:11 > 0:13:13# Heel for heel and toe for toe
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# Arm and arm and row and row
0:13:16 > 0:13:18# All for Marie's wedding
0:13:18 > 0:13:23# Bright her cheeks as Rowan's are Bright her eye as any star
0:13:23 > 0:13:27# Fairest of them all by far is our darling Marie
0:13:27 > 0:13:29# Step we gaily on we go
0:13:29 > 0:13:32# Heel for heel and toe for toe
0:13:32 > 0:13:34# Arm and arm and row and row
0:13:34 > 0:13:43# All for Marie's wedding
0:13:47 > 0:13:49# I sing of a river I'm happy beside
0:13:49 > 0:13:55# The song that I sing is the song of the Clyde
0:13:55 > 0:13:59# Of all Scottish rivers it's dearest tae me
0:13:59 > 0:14:02# It flows from Leadhills all the way to the sea
0:14:02 > 0:14:07# It borders the orchards of Lanark so fair
0:14:07 > 0:14:11# Meanders through meadows with sheep grazing there
0:14:11 > 0:14:15# But from Glasgow to Greenock - that's towns on each side -
0:14:15 > 0:14:19# The hammers ding-dong It's the song of the Clyde
0:14:19 > 0:14:23# Oh the river Clyde the wonderful Clyde
0:14:23 > 0:14:27# The name of it thrills me and fills me with pride
0:14:27 > 0:14:31# And I'm satisfied whate'er may betide
0:14:31 > 0:14:36# The sweetest of songs is the song of the Clyde
0:14:36 > 0:14:40# The sweetest of songs
0:14:40 > 0:14:50# Is the song of the Clyde. #
0:14:58 > 0:15:02Ladies and gentlemen, it's just great for me to be here singing for you
0:15:02 > 0:15:05for the first time at the City Varieties, here in Leeds.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07That last song, as you know, was called The Song of the Clyde,
0:15:07 > 0:15:09and of course who better to sing it than me,
0:15:09 > 0:15:11coming from Clydebank in Scotland?
0:15:11 > 0:15:14Anyway, another little song for you now, one of my favourites.
0:15:14 > 0:15:18I hope you like it, it's called The Heather On The Hill.
0:15:28 > 0:15:34# Can't we two go walking together
0:15:34 > 0:15:39# Out beyond the valley of trees?
0:15:39 > 0:15:45# Out where there's a hillside of heather
0:15:45 > 0:15:52# Gently swaying in the breeze
0:15:52 > 0:15:57# That's what I'd like to do
0:15:57 > 0:16:03# See the heather but with you
0:16:06 > 0:16:13# The mist of May is in the gloaming
0:16:13 > 0:16:18# And all the clouds are holding still
0:16:18 > 0:16:23# If you're not there I won't go roaming
0:16:23 > 0:16:29# Through the heather on the hill
0:16:29 > 0:16:35# The morning dew is blinking yonder
0:16:35 > 0:16:41# There's lazy music in the rill
0:16:41 > 0:16:46# Yet all I want to do is wander
0:16:46 > 0:16:51# Through the heather on the hill
0:16:51 > 0:16:57# There may be other days as rich and rare
0:16:57 > 0:17:01# There may be other springs as full and fair
0:17:01 > 0:17:04# But they won't be the same
0:17:04 > 0:17:07# They'll come and go
0:17:07 > 0:17:13# For this I know
0:17:14 > 0:17:19# That when the mist is in the gloaming
0:17:20 > 0:17:25# And all the clouds are holding still
0:17:25 > 0:17:29# If you're not there I won't go roaming
0:17:30 > 0:17:36# Through the heather on the hill
0:17:36 > 0:17:51# The heather on the hill
0:17:55 > 0:17:58Thank you.
0:18:01 > 0:18:02Are you ready?
0:18:02 > 0:18:07# Well, I love a lassie, a bonnie, bonnie lassie,
0:18:07 > 0:18:11# She's as pure as the lily in the dell
0:18:11 > 0:18:14# She's as sweet the heather, the bonnie blooming heather
0:18:14 > 0:18:18# Mary, my Scots bluebell... #
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Come on, let me hear you this time.
0:18:20 > 0:18:25# I love a lassie A bonnie, bonnie lassie
0:18:25 > 0:18:28# She's as pure as the lily in the dell,
0:18:28 > 0:18:30# She's as sweet the heather
0:18:30 > 0:18:33# The bonnie blooming heather
0:18:33 > 0:18:36# Mary, my Scots bluebell
0:18:38 > 0:18:46# By yon bonnie banks And by yon bonnie braes
0:18:46 > 0:18:52# Where the sun shines bright on Loch Lomond
0:18:52 > 0:18:59# Where me and my true love will never want again
0:18:59 > 0:19:07# On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond
0:19:07 > 0:19:13# Oh, ye'll tak' the high road and I'll tak' the low road
0:19:13 > 0:19:18# And I'll be in Scotland afore ye
0:19:18 > 0:19:24# But me and my true love will never meet again
0:19:24 > 0:19:30# On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond
0:19:30 > 0:19:35# Oh, ye'll tak' the high road and I'll tak' the low road
0:19:35 > 0:19:40# And I'll be in Scotland afore ye
0:19:40 > 0:19:46# But me and my true love will never meet again
0:19:46 > 0:19:56# On the bonnie, bonnie banks of Loch Lomond. #
0:19:56 > 0:20:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:15 > 0:20:18Now you know, my dears in the front rows...
0:20:20 > 0:20:23..why your seats are so much more expensive.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29Egregiously, ingratiating...
0:20:30 > 0:20:36..gratuitously engaging in facetious fatuities...
0:20:36 > 0:20:39a friendly funnyman,
0:20:39 > 0:20:42Mr Ken Goodwin.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56Hello, hello.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59How are you doing?
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Thank you very much, ha!
0:21:12 > 0:21:14I bet you thought I was going to dance then, didn't you?
0:21:16 > 0:21:18Well, it's nice to see you.
0:21:18 > 0:21:23- How are you, all right?- Yes.- That's it. How about that, all right?
0:21:26 > 0:21:29Have you come on your own?
0:21:30 > 0:21:34I don't want you to shout too loud up there cos the plaster's crumbling!
0:21:36 > 0:21:38Hey, I've got super digs.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41I don't know where I'm stopping but it's someplace up at
0:21:41 > 0:21:45the Park Road in Leeds, and I knocked on the door
0:21:45 > 0:21:49and I walked in and...
0:21:52 > 0:21:54I said, "I've come to stop with you."
0:21:56 > 0:21:59She said, "You'll have to make your own bed."
0:21:59 > 0:22:01I said, "That's all right." She said, "Here's a hammer and nails."
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Do you get it?
0:22:10 > 0:22:14I just come right out with that one, didn't I?
0:22:15 > 0:22:17I went upstairs and...
0:22:17 > 0:22:22I went upstairs and as I was going upstairs she came with me,
0:22:22 > 0:22:24and... Ha-ha!
0:22:24 > 0:22:27..and she said, "Have you got a good memory for faces?"
0:22:27 > 0:22:31I said, "Yes." She said, "There's no mirror in the bathroom."
0:22:39 > 0:22:42I said, "I say, I can't stand all those mice."
0:22:42 > 0:22:44She said, "Well, sort out the ones
0:22:44 > 0:22:46"you don't like and we'll get rid of them, then!"
0:22:53 > 0:22:56This is the first time I've wore one of these, you know.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58I don't know.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01And I've had trouble with it because I went to the doctors and I said,
0:23:01 > 0:23:03I keep hearing music.
0:23:05 > 0:23:08So he said, give us your hat, so I gave it him.
0:23:08 > 0:23:10He said, now try it on.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15I said, that's smashing, it's stopped.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17He said, I've took the band out.
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Took the band out!
0:23:29 > 0:23:31Got them all written down on here.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Bailiffs went to this house on this estate and pushed the summons under
0:23:41 > 0:23:44the door and this fellow was stood at the other side with a pair of
0:23:44 > 0:23:46bellows blowing it back.
0:23:51 > 0:23:52When they went back to court the judge said,
0:23:52 > 0:23:54"Did they pay their summons?"
0:23:54 > 0:23:57He said "No, and I wouldn't in a draughty house like that!"
0:24:05 > 0:24:10I don't think I'll stick it out here in these digs, because I stopped there last time I came.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12We had fish Monday, fish Tuesday and fish Wednesday,
0:24:12 > 0:24:16and Thursday she was setting the table and she dropped a knife.
0:24:16 > 0:24:18And she said "A stranger's coming to tea."
0:24:20 > 0:24:22I said, "I hope it's the butcher."
0:24:32 > 0:24:36Anyway, I'm not stopping any longer, cos I get fed up after a bit.
0:24:38 > 0:24:41No, I don't, really, cos I think you're rotten smashing, I do.
0:24:42 > 0:24:46And I'm going to sing a song now and I don't know why because you haven't
0:24:46 > 0:24:47done anything to upset me.
0:24:53 > 0:24:57And this is a request from someone that's just gone out.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05There's a woman down there, she just went like...
0:25:05 > 0:25:07HE TUTS
0:25:15 > 0:25:17I'm not scared of her.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26I tell you what, lads, give us something they can clap their hands to, eh? Here we go.
0:25:36 > 0:25:38# Begorrah me heart is all of a dither
0:25:38 > 0:25:39# Whenever she passes by
0:25:39 > 0:25:42# Begorrah there's always somebody with her
0:25:42 > 0:25:44# But let 'em all go to the devil says I
0:25:44 > 0:25:45# Skipping along as light as a feather
0:25:45 > 0:25:47# And leading the boys a dance
0:25:47 > 0:25:49# And all of the while I'm wondering whether
0:25:49 > 0:25:51# I'm gonna be given the ghost of a chance
0:25:51 > 0:25:53# Night to day I wouldn't be letting her
0:25:53 > 0:25:54# Far away from out of me sight
0:25:54 > 0:25:56# All the other follows are getting
0:25:56 > 0:25:58# As mad as a hatter but what does it matter?
0:25:58 > 0:26:00# Begorrah at last I've managed to get her
0:26:00 > 0:26:01# The sun has begun to shine
0:26:01 > 0:26:03# She's made up her mind there's nobody better
0:26:03 > 0:26:05# Begorrah tomorrow she's gonna be mine
0:26:05 > 0:26:09# Heigh ho, tomorrow is me wedding day
0:26:09 > 0:26:13# So tonight I'm proud to say I'm having a party
0:26:13 > 0:26:16# Heigh ho, you'll find me just across the way
0:26:16 > 0:26:18# Singing and making a heck of a noise
0:26:18 > 0:26:21# Drowning me sorrows with all of the boys
0:26:21 > 0:26:24# Heigh ho, we're off to paint the town tonight
0:26:24 > 0:26:26# Turn it upside down tonight
0:26:26 > 0:26:27# Oh, boy, what a party
0:26:27 > 0:26:31# Heigh ho, get everybody around tonight
0:26:31 > 0:26:34# Beat the drum, and get all the people to come
0:26:34 > 0:26:36# Begorrah at last I've managed to get her
0:26:36 > 0:26:38# The sun has begun to shine
0:26:38 > 0:26:40# She's made up her mind there's nobody better
0:26:40 > 0:26:42# Begorrah tomorrow she's gonna be mine... #
0:26:42 > 0:26:44Last time.
0:26:46 > 0:26:53# Oh, tomorrow she's gonna be mine. #
0:26:53 > 0:26:57CHEERING
0:27:10 > 0:27:13That, of course, was Ken Goodwin.
0:27:14 > 0:27:16And now...
0:27:16 > 0:27:19ineluctably entrancing,
0:27:19 > 0:27:22in crystalline translucencies...
0:27:24 > 0:27:26..singing like a lark.
0:27:27 > 0:27:31The one and only Ms Moira Anderson.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40# For, tonight
0:27:40 > 0:27:41# For, tonight
0:27:41 > 0:27:44# Let me dream of my dream of delight
0:27:44 > 0:27:46# Tra-la-la-la-la-la
0:27:46 > 0:27:48# La-la-la-la-la
0:27:48 > 0:27:54# And purchase of sorrow a moment's respite
0:27:54 > 0:27:58# I am dazed
0:27:58 > 0:28:04# Like a lark that has gazed On the sun, in his flight
0:28:04 > 0:28:08# Let me sing!
0:28:08 > 0:28:10# Let me sing!
0:28:10 > 0:28:16# For I waver and swing Between madness and gladness tonight
0:28:16 > 0:28:18# Let me sing!
0:28:18 > 0:28:26# For I swing between madness and gladness tonight
0:28:26 > 0:28:31# My eyes are gazing at days
0:28:31 > 0:28:36# With a strange delight
0:28:36 > 0:28:41# I am dazed
0:28:41 > 0:28:47# Like a lark that has gazed on the sun, in his flight. #
0:28:47 > 0:28:50SHE VOCALISES
0:29:12 > 0:29:16# For tonight, for tonight
0:29:16 > 0:29:19# Let me dream of my dream of delight
0:29:19 > 0:29:21# Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
0:29:21 > 0:29:24# La-la-la-la-la
0:29:24 > 0:29:30# And purchase of sorrow a moment's respite
0:29:30 > 0:29:34# I am dazed
0:29:34 > 0:29:40# Like a lark that has gazed on the sun, in his flight
0:29:44 > 0:29:49# I waver and swing between madness and gladness tonight
0:29:49 > 0:29:51# Let me sing! #
0:29:51 > 0:29:54SHE VOCALISES
0:29:59 > 0:30:02# 'Twixt madness and gladness tonight
0:30:02 > 0:30:05SHE VOCALISES
0:30:21 > 0:30:23CHEERING
0:30:45 > 0:30:51# One day when we were young
0:30:51 > 0:30:57# One wonderful morning in May
0:30:57 > 0:31:04# You told me you loved me
0:31:04 > 0:31:12# When we were young one day
0:31:12 > 0:31:18# Sweet songs of spring were sung
0:31:18 > 0:31:24# And music was never so gay
0:31:24 > 0:31:31# You told me you loved me
0:31:31 > 0:31:38# When we were young one day
0:31:38 > 0:31:43# You told me you loved me
0:31:43 > 0:31:50# And held me close to your heart
0:31:50 > 0:31:56# We laughed then, we cried then
0:31:56 > 0:32:04# Then came the time to part
0:32:08 > 0:32:12# When songs of spring are sung
0:32:12 > 0:32:18# Remember that morning in May
0:32:18 > 0:32:25# Remember you loved me
0:32:25 > 0:32:33# When we were young one day
0:32:44 > 0:32:51# You told me you loved me
0:32:51 > 0:32:58# When we were young one day
0:32:58 > 0:33:04# You told me you loved me
0:33:04 > 0:33:11# And held me close to your heart
0:33:11 > 0:33:18# We laughed then, we cried then
0:33:18 > 0:33:26# Then came the time to part
0:33:27 > 0:33:33# When songs of spring were sung
0:33:33 > 0:33:40# Remember that morning in May
0:33:40 > 0:33:49# Remember you loved me
0:33:49 > 0:34:01# When we were young one day. #
0:34:01 > 0:34:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:34:26 > 0:34:29Amplitudinous...
0:34:29 > 0:34:32plenipotentiary of pachydermatous,
0:34:32 > 0:34:34percussiveness...
0:34:34 > 0:34:40Who but your own - your very, very own - Miss Tessie O'Shea.
0:34:47 > 0:34:51# Come on and say hello to my old banjo
0:34:51 > 0:34:54# Say howdy-do to my pal
0:34:54 > 0:34:58# We've been together since Lord knows when
0:34:58 > 0:35:02# All the way to Sydney Bay and all the way right back again
0:35:02 > 0:35:05# Get ready, get set There the band go
0:35:05 > 0:35:08# Get on the downbeat and then
0:35:08 > 0:35:12# Come on and say hello to my old banjo
0:35:12 > 0:35:15# Say howdy-do to my pal
0:35:15 > 0:35:20# Now, when first your little Tessie came to roam the world around
0:35:20 > 0:35:24# To give me consolation, sure, a darling friend I found
0:35:24 > 0:35:28# And though its only recipe is wood and skin and strings
0:35:28 > 0:35:32# If you tickle him a little bit
0:35:32 > 0:35:36# Oh, boy, this baby swings
0:35:36 > 0:35:39SHE VOCALISES
0:35:39 > 0:35:43# Come on and say hello to my old banjo
0:35:43 > 0:35:46# Say howdy-do to my pal
0:35:47 > 0:35:51# We've been together since Lord knows when
0:35:51 > 0:35:55# All the way to Sydney Bay and all the way right back again
0:35:55 > 0:35:58# Get ready, get set There the band go
0:35:58 > 0:36:01# Get on the downbeat and then
0:36:01 > 0:36:05# Come on and say hello to my old banjo
0:36:05 > 0:36:15# Say howdy-do to my pal
0:36:15 > 0:36:17# Howdy-do to my pal! #
0:36:17 > 0:36:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:24 > 0:36:29# By the light of the silvery moon
0:36:31 > 0:36:35# I want to spoon
0:36:35 > 0:36:41# With my honey I'll croon love's tune
0:36:41 > 0:36:43# Honeymoon
0:36:43 > 0:36:48# Keep a-shining in June
0:36:48 > 0:36:52# Your silvery beams will bring love dreams
0:36:52 > 0:36:56# We'll be hurrying soon
0:36:56 > 0:37:00# By the silvery moon
0:37:01 > 0:37:05# Yes, when you're strolling along in the sunshine
0:37:05 > 0:37:08# By the side of the silvery sea
0:37:08 > 0:37:11# That's where a girl and boy
0:37:11 > 0:37:13# With a heart of joy
0:37:13 > 0:37:16# Are holding hands on the golden sands
0:37:16 > 0:37:20# And that's where romance blossoms and life is sweet
0:37:20 > 0:37:23# It's like a melody
0:37:23 > 0:37:26# When the sun goes down
0:37:26 > 0:37:28# The moon comes up
0:37:28 > 0:37:31# Get a bit of loving with a bit of luck
0:37:31 > 0:37:34# Strolling along in the sunshine
0:37:34 > 0:37:38# By the side of the silvery sea
0:37:38 > 0:37:41# Now, you can take your wife
0:37:41 > 0:37:43# But if that's too tame
0:37:43 > 0:37:46# Take somebody else's cos it's all the same
0:37:46 > 0:37:50# When you're strolling along in the sunshine
0:37:50 > 0:37:53# By the side of the silvery sea
0:37:53 > 0:37:55# Oh, a little mouse in a...
0:37:55 > 0:37:58SHE SINGS NONSENSE
0:37:58 > 0:38:00# A little mouse in a...
0:38:00 > 0:38:03SHE SINGS NONSENSE
0:38:13 > 0:38:17# Oh, won't you come home, Bill Bailey? Won't you come home?
0:38:17 > 0:38:21# Because the whole day long
0:38:21 > 0:38:24# I'll do the cookin', honey I'll pay the rent
0:38:24 > 0:38:28# You know you got me wrong
0:38:28 > 0:38:31# Remember, the rainy evening
0:38:31 > 0:38:35# With nothing but a fine-tooth comb
0:38:35 > 0:38:39# I'm to blame Ain't it a shame?
0:38:39 > 0:38:42# Bill Bailey, won't you please come on... #
0:38:42 > 0:38:44Everybody now!
0:38:44 > 0:38:48# Won't you come home, Bill Bailey? Won't you come home?
0:38:48 > 0:38:50# Because the whole day long
0:38:50 > 0:38:55# I'll do the cookin', honey I'll pay the rent
0:38:55 > 0:38:58# You know you got me wrong
0:38:59 > 0:39:02# Back on that rainy evening I flung you out
0:39:02 > 0:39:05# With nothing but a fine-tooth comb
0:39:05 > 0:39:10# I'm to blame Ain't it a shame?
0:39:10 > 0:39:15# Bill Bailey, won't you please come home?
0:39:18 > 0:39:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:23 > 0:39:26Love you, boys.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29Love you. Oh.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32Is that beautiful?
0:39:32 > 0:39:34I've had my eye on him.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38Is he with you, love?
0:39:38 > 0:39:40Yes, he is.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43Can I have him just for a minute, like?
0:39:43 > 0:39:46All right. Don't worry, love. I've got enough for the lot of you.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49You're all right.
0:39:49 > 0:39:51If you give me a little lead in there, baby.
0:39:51 > 0:39:53I'll tell them all about it.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57# Cuddle closer
0:39:57 > 0:40:01# Just like lovers do, dear
0:40:01 > 0:40:04# Do, dear
0:40:04 > 0:40:10# There's nobody half as sweet as you, dear
0:40:10 > 0:40:12# You, dear
0:40:12 > 0:40:17# When I gaze into your eyes
0:40:17 > 0:40:21# They look at me with such surprise
0:40:21 > 0:40:26# Because they know I idolise just you
0:40:26 > 0:40:29- # Do-do-do-do - That's true
0:40:29 > 0:40:33# And as around the ballroom
0:40:33 > 0:40:36# We go gently
0:40:36 > 0:40:39# Glidin', slidin'
0:40:39 > 0:40:45# I'm in paradise just made for two
0:40:45 > 0:40:49# Me and you and in my arms
0:40:49 > 0:40:52# I need to hold you
0:40:52 > 0:40:54# Tell our secrets
0:40:54 > 0:40:59# I have told you that I love you
0:40:59 > 0:41:04# I love you the way I do. #
0:41:06 > 0:41:11Ahhh, pretty! Is that a pretty one?
0:41:12 > 0:41:15Ahh!
0:41:18 > 0:41:22# Because I'm ready, I'm willing... #
0:41:22 > 0:41:24Anybody looking for a wife?
0:41:24 > 0:41:27# I'm ready, I'm willing to cherish him for life
0:41:27 > 0:41:30# I'm not too bad to look at Got plenty on me
0:41:30 > 0:41:34# Very nice thing on a winter's night to warm your cold feet on
0:41:34 > 0:41:37# I'm ready, I'm willing Have been months and months
0:41:39 > 0:41:41# Don't all shout at once!
0:41:44 > 0:41:48# Come on and say hello to my old banjo
0:41:48 > 0:41:51# Say howdy-do to my pal
0:41:51 > 0:41:55# We've been together since Lord knows when
0:41:55 > 0:41:58# All the way to Sydney Bay All the way right back again
0:41:58 > 0:42:02# Get ready, get set Let the band go
0:42:02 > 0:42:05# Get on the downbeat and then
0:42:05 > 0:42:09# Come on and say hello to my old banjo
0:42:09 > 0:42:18# Say howdy-do to my pal
0:42:18 > 0:42:22# Howdy-do to my pal - hoy! #
0:42:22 > 0:42:24Love you. Bye, my baby.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42Bye, loves.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44And now, ladies and gentlemen,
0:42:44 > 0:42:45there is just time to ask Miss Tessie O'Shea
0:42:45 > 0:42:48to lead the company and yourselves in the last chorus for tonight,
0:42:48 > 0:42:50Down At The Old Bull And Bush.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Tessie O'Shea and the entire company,
0:42:53 > 0:42:56the indispensable Mr Bernard Herrmann
0:42:56 > 0:42:59and his incomparable orchestra.
0:43:01 > 0:43:06But this time, chiefly, yourself.
0:43:10 > 0:43:15# Come, come, come and make eyes at me down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:43:15 > 0:43:18# Da, da, da, da, da
0:43:18 > 0:43:21# Come, come, drink some port wine with me
0:43:21 > 0:43:25# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:43:25 > 0:43:28# Hear the little German Band Da, da, da, da, da,
0:43:28 > 0:43:32# Just let me hold your hand dear
0:43:32 > 0:43:36# Do, do come and have a drink or two
0:43:36 > 0:43:42# Down at the Old Bull and Bush Bush-bush! #
0:43:42 > 0:43:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE