0:00:03 > 0:00:07ALL: # In the shade of the old apple tree
0:00:07 > 0:00:13# When the love in your eyes I could see
0:00:13 > 0:00:19# When the voice that I heard, like the song of a bird
0:00:19 > 0:00:25# Seemed to whisper sweet music to me
0:00:25 > 0:00:32# I could hear the dull buzz of a bee
0:00:32 > 0:00:38# In the blossoms as you said to me
0:00:38 > 0:00:46# "With a heart that is true I'll be waiting for you
0:00:46 > 0:00:53# "In the shade of the old apple tree." #
0:00:55 > 0:00:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:03 > 0:01:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Once again...
0:01:18 > 0:01:23good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
0:01:23 > 0:01:25CHEERING
0:01:26 > 0:01:29Ladies and gentlemen,
0:01:29 > 0:01:33every other inch a woman...
0:01:33 > 0:01:35CHEERING
0:01:35 > 0:01:36..the one and only...
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Danny La Rue!
0:01:39 > 0:01:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:46 > 0:01:48# There are nice girls everywhere
0:01:49 > 0:01:53# There are nice girls everywhere
0:01:53 > 0:01:56# From Peru to Timbuktu
0:01:56 > 0:02:00# There's a girl for me and a girl for you
0:02:00 > 0:02:04# From the mountains of Piccadilly
0:02:04 > 0:02:08# To the wilds of Leicester Square
0:02:08 > 0:02:11# Search every land Up the Mall and down the Strand
0:02:11 > 0:02:14# There are nice girls everywhere
0:02:14 > 0:02:20# There are nice girls everywhere. #
0:02:21 > 0:02:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:27 > 0:02:29# How'd you like to spoon with me?
0:02:31 > 0:02:34# How'd you like to spoon with me?
0:02:34 > 0:02:38# Underneath the oak tree large and shady
0:02:38 > 0:02:42# Calling me your tootsie-wootsie baby
0:02:42 > 0:02:46# How'd you like to hug and squeeze?
0:02:46 > 0:02:50# Dangle me upon your knees?
0:02:50 > 0:02:54# How'd you like to be my lovey-dovey?
0:02:54 > 0:02:56# How'd you like to spoon with me?
0:02:58 > 0:03:00# How'd you like to spoon with...? #
0:03:00 > 0:03:02Just try me, baby.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04# How'd you like to spoon with...? #
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Aren't they teases?
0:03:06 > 0:03:09# Sit beneath an oak tree large and shady
0:03:09 > 0:03:13# Calling me your tootsie-wootsie baby
0:03:13 > 0:03:17# How'd you like to hug and squeeze? Dangle me on your knees?
0:03:17 > 0:03:19# Dangle me upon your...
0:03:19 > 0:03:21ONE SINGER: # ..knee... # Whoops!
0:03:21 > 0:03:25# How'd you like to be my lovey-dovey?
0:03:25 > 0:03:29# How'd you like to spoon Underneath the moon?
0:03:29 > 0:03:31# How'd you like to spoon with me? #
0:03:34 > 0:03:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:40 > 0:03:44# My sister Sue was always such a silly little loon
0:03:44 > 0:03:48# She never really understood the proper way to spoon
0:03:48 > 0:03:53# Her young man asked her recently to sit upon his knee
0:03:53 > 0:03:58# When she at last consented, she behaved so bashfully
0:03:58 > 0:04:04# Cos she'd never been there before She'd never been there before
0:04:04 > 0:04:08# She felt so shy till Mr Brown started to bounce her upside down
0:04:08 > 0:04:12# Then it was all serene It filled her with delight
0:04:12 > 0:04:15# She'd never been there before, but now she's going there every night! #
0:04:23 > 0:04:27# The Army and the Navy need attention
0:04:27 > 0:04:31# The outlook isn't healthy, you'll admit
0:04:31 > 0:04:34# But I've got a perfect dream Of a new recruiting scheme
0:04:34 > 0:04:38# Which I really think is absolutely neat
0:04:38 > 0:04:42# Now, if only other girls would do as I do
0:04:42 > 0:04:45# I believe that we could manage it alone
0:04:45 > 0:04:48# For I turn all suitors from me
0:04:48 > 0:04:51# Bar the sailor and the Tommy
0:04:51 > 0:04:57# I've an army and a navy of my own
0:04:57 > 0:05:00# On Sunday I go out with a soldier
0:05:00 > 0:05:04# On Monday I'm taken by a tar
0:05:04 > 0:05:08# On Tuesday I'm out with a baby Boy Scout
0:05:08 > 0:05:12# On Wednesday A hussar
0:05:12 > 0:05:15# On Thursday I gang out wi' a Scottie
0:05:15 > 0:05:19# On Friday The captain of the crew
0:05:19 > 0:05:23# But on Saturday, I'm willing, if you'll only take a shilling
0:05:23 > 0:05:26# To make a man of any one of you
0:05:32 > 0:05:36# I teach the tenderfoot to face the powder
0:05:36 > 0:05:40# That adds that added lustre to my skin
0:05:40 > 0:05:43# I show a raw recruit how to give a chaste salute
0:05:43 > 0:05:47# So when I'm presenting arms he's falling in
0:05:47 > 0:05:50# It makes you almost proud to be a woman
0:05:51 > 0:05:53# When you make a strapping soldier of a lad
0:05:54 > 0:05:59# And he said, "You made me do it Yes, you really put me through it
0:05:59 > 0:06:04# "Cos you went and made me love you, so I did..." #
0:06:04 > 0:06:05All together now!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08# On Sunday, I go out with a soldier
0:06:08 > 0:06:12# On Monday, I'm taken by a tar
0:06:12 > 0:06:16# On Tuesday, I'm out with a baby Boy Scout
0:06:16 > 0:06:19# On Wednesday, a hussar
0:06:19 > 0:06:23# On Thursday, I gang oot wi' a Scottie
0:06:23 > 0:06:27# On Friday, the captain of the crew
0:06:27 > 0:06:31# And on Saturday, I'm willing, it'll only take a shilling
0:06:31 > 0:06:38# To make a man of any one of you And you and you and you
0:06:38 > 0:06:44# To make a man of any one of you! #
0:06:45 > 0:06:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:05 > 0:07:10I promise you, ladies and gentlemen, you will have Danny La Rue
0:07:10 > 0:07:13once again later on in the programme, but now...
0:07:13 > 0:07:16all the way from...
0:07:16 > 0:07:19the Netherlands, ladies and gentlemen -
0:07:19 > 0:07:20invincible,
0:07:20 > 0:07:22invertiginously...
0:07:22 > 0:07:24AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:07:24 > 0:07:28..violinistic... Ooh!
0:07:28 > 0:07:30..virtuosity,
0:07:30 > 0:07:33we give you Mr Francis van Dyke!
0:07:33 > 0:07:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:08 > 0:10:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:19 > 0:10:21DRUM BEATS OUT MILITARY TATTOO
0:10:48 > 0:10:52VIOLINS TOGETHER SOUND LIKE BAGPIPES
0:11:08 > 0:11:10AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:11:10 > 0:11:13MUSIC: Scotland The Brave
0:11:33 > 0:11:35SOUND OF BAGPIPES DEFLATING
0:11:40 > 0:11:42Thank you!
0:11:44 > 0:11:45Thank you!
0:12:17 > 0:12:20VIOLIN SOUNDS LIKE LAUGHTER
0:13:01 > 0:13:03GASSY NOISE Sorry.
0:13:14 > 0:13:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:16 > 0:13:17Thank you!
0:13:28 > 0:13:31From Calcutta... AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:13:31 > 0:13:36..captivating in a crepuscular...
0:13:36 > 0:13:39cornucopia... Ooh!
0:13:39 > 0:13:41Two Latin words.
0:13:41 > 0:13:45..of kinetoscopic chiaroscuro!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47Ooh!
0:13:47 > 0:13:48A shadow show.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51For your ocular edification...
0:13:51 > 0:13:54Mr Bablu Mallick!
0:13:54 > 0:13:56APPLAUSE
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13HE BURBLES
0:14:18 > 0:14:20HE IMITATES HORSES' HOOVES
0:14:20 > 0:14:23Left, right, left, right! About turn!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Company, march! Hup, hup, hup.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29HE WHISTLES A TUNE
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Baaah!
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Ole!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Ha...llo...
0:14:46 > 0:14:47Dolly!
0:14:47 > 0:14:49I love you!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Allo, allo! Ca va?
0:15:08 > 0:15:09KISSING
0:15:12 > 0:15:13Ohhh!
0:15:13 > 0:15:15APPLAUSE
0:15:18 > 0:15:19KISSING
0:15:26 > 0:15:27Oh, la la!
0:15:40 > 0:15:42SNORING
0:15:48 > 0:15:50Goodnight.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52APPLAUSE
0:16:14 > 0:16:16APPLAUSE
0:16:50 > 0:16:52APPLAUSE
0:17:01 > 0:17:03APPLAUSE
0:17:11 > 0:17:12A wave.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20GASPS AND APPLAUSE
0:17:27 > 0:17:29HE CLICKS HIS TONGUE
0:17:33 > 0:17:35HE BARKS
0:17:57 > 0:17:58APPLAUSE
0:18:19 > 0:18:22Gorgeous from Guadeloupe
0:18:22 > 0:18:27in our global galaxy... Ooh!
0:18:27 > 0:18:29..glittering in iridescence...
0:18:30 > 0:18:34..cascading cadenzas...
0:18:34 > 0:18:35Ooh!
0:18:35 > 0:18:38..for your bedazzlement... Oh!
0:18:38 > 0:18:41..Miss Dorothy Ross!
0:18:41 > 0:18:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:55 > 0:19:01# Summertime
0:19:01 > 0:19:08# And the living is easy
0:19:08 > 0:19:14# Fish are jumping
0:19:14 > 0:19:20# And the cotton is high
0:19:21 > 0:19:26# Oh, your daddy's rich
0:19:26 > 0:19:33# And your ma is good-looking
0:19:34 > 0:19:38# So hush, little baby
0:19:38 > 0:19:44# Don't you cry
0:19:51 > 0:19:56# One of these mornings
0:19:56 > 0:20:02# You're gonna rise up singing
0:20:02 > 0:20:07# And you'll spread your wings
0:20:07 > 0:20:13# And you'll take to the sky
0:20:13 > 0:20:18# But till that morning
0:20:18 > 0:20:24# There is nothing can harm you
0:20:25 > 0:20:33# Cos your pappy and your momma standing by. #
0:20:53 > 0:20:55APPLAUSE
0:20:58 > 0:21:00CHEERING
0:21:11 > 0:21:15# Nightingale
0:21:15 > 0:21:21# Oh, nightingale
0:21:21 > 0:21:25# Sweet are thy songs
0:21:25 > 0:21:31# Oh, nightingale
0:21:32 > 0:21:37# With a smile
0:21:37 > 0:21:41# The whole world sings
0:21:42 > 0:21:47# Well singeth thou
0:21:47 > 0:21:55# At break of day
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# Nightingale
0:21:58 > 0:22:02# Oh, nightingale
0:22:02 > 0:22:05# Well singeth thou
0:22:05 > 0:22:09# At break of day
0:22:09 > 0:22:15# Nightingale, nightingale
0:22:17 > 0:22:25# Oh, nightingale
0:22:43 > 0:22:47# Oh, so sweet
0:22:53 > 0:22:57# Nightingale
0:22:57 > 0:23:03# Oh, nightingale
0:23:03 > 0:23:12# Sing on forever, nightingale
0:23:13 > 0:23:17# Tell to him
0:23:17 > 0:23:23# My heart's deep love
0:23:23 > 0:23:28# Fly unto him
0:23:28 > 0:23:36# To him now go
0:23:38 > 0:23:40# Nightingale
0:23:41 > 0:23:45# Nightingale
0:23:45 > 0:23:48# Fly unto him
0:23:48 > 0:23:53# To him now go
0:24:03 > 0:24:14# Oh, nightingale
0:24:47 > 0:24:52# Nightingale. #
0:25:36 > 0:25:40Exhibiting esoteric vocal expertise...
0:25:40 > 0:25:44Ooh! ..in inimitably anthropomorphic...
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Oh!
0:25:45 > 0:25:48..evocation,
0:25:48 > 0:25:50Mr Dawson Chance!
0:25:50 > 0:25:52APPLAUSE
0:25:58 > 0:26:01That's lovely. Thank you, and a very, very good evening, everyone.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03ALL: Good evening! Lovely. Well, first of all,
0:26:03 > 0:26:07I'd like you to meet a little friend of mine here, Scruffy the tortoise.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13I must apologise because, as usual, he's fast asleep.
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Er, Scruffy, are you awake yet?
0:26:15 > 0:26:17SNORING
0:26:17 > 0:26:19See what I mean? Come on, Scruffy, wake up.
0:26:19 > 0:26:22SNORING
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Scruffy! LOUDER SNORING
0:26:24 > 0:26:26SCRUFFY!
0:26:26 > 0:26:27Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!
0:26:28 > 0:26:30APPLAUSE
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Scruffy! Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah!
0:26:53 > 0:26:56Scruffy, that's very naughty. Now, come out here.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57Scruffy!
0:27:02 > 0:27:03Scruffy! Arrr?
0:27:05 > 0:27:08Look, if you don't come out... Arrr?
0:27:09 > 0:27:11..you know what I'll do to you, don't you?
0:27:11 > 0:27:13No.
0:27:14 > 0:27:15I'll tickle you.
0:27:15 > 0:27:18You won't tickle me. I will!
0:27:18 > 0:27:20You won't. Well, watch this, then.
0:27:22 > 0:27:24SCRUFFY LAUGHS
0:27:34 > 0:27:36APPLAUSE
0:27:39 > 0:27:41QUICK BAND FLOURISH
0:27:52 > 0:27:54This is...
0:27:54 > 0:27:56Big Al.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05Ladies and gentlemen, Big Al.
0:28:05 > 0:28:07CAMP VOICE: Ooh, I say!
0:28:18 > 0:28:22Well, go on, then, say hello to everyone.
0:28:22 > 0:28:23No!
0:28:25 > 0:28:27I don't like to.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31They're all looking at me.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Well, they're the audience!
0:28:33 > 0:28:36Oh!
0:28:36 > 0:28:38And you'd better be good tonight.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41They might be a little hard to break down.
0:28:41 > 0:28:43Ooh, they look a broken-down lot already!
0:28:45 > 0:28:50You can't say things like that! Look, this is a very historic place.
0:28:50 > 0:28:55Is it? Yes! In fact, this theatre is so historic...
0:28:58 > 0:29:00..it's haunted.
0:29:07 > 0:29:11And way down there, beneath, in the dungeons...
0:29:13 > 0:29:17..there is a...
0:29:17 > 0:29:18ghost.
0:29:18 > 0:29:19I DON'T BELIEVE IT!
0:29:21 > 0:29:25There's a ghost way down there. Just you listen to this.
0:29:25 > 0:29:26One moment.
0:29:26 > 0:29:30I say! Is anyone down there?
0:29:30 > 0:29:34GHOSTLY, ECHOING VOICE
0:29:37 > 0:29:38BIG AL QUIVERS
0:29:40 > 0:29:45Just a moment. Yes? That's not really a ghost. It's you!
0:29:45 > 0:29:49Me? Yeah! It wasn't me. There's no ghost down there.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51There's no ghost there, is there?
0:29:51 > 0:29:52AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:29:52 > 0:29:54Oh. I didn't see his lips move.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57Look, there's a ghost.
0:29:57 > 0:29:59I tell you what, then, if you don't believe me,
0:29:59 > 0:30:01you say hello to the ghost. Me? Yes.
0:30:01 > 0:30:05All right, then. I'm not afraid of any silly ghost.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07BIG AL CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:30:09 > 0:30:10HELLO!
0:30:17 > 0:30:22There you are, you see? It's a load of cobbl... A load of nonsense.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24There's no ghost down there.
0:30:24 > 0:30:25GHOSTLY VOICE: Hello!
0:30:25 > 0:30:27GAAAAAAAAH!
0:30:31 > 0:30:35# There were two newlyweds
0:30:35 > 0:30:38# The bridegroom made the beds
0:30:38 > 0:30:42# They crept upstairs together
0:30:42 > 0:30:45# Feeling rather shy
0:30:45 > 0:30:47BIG AL SPLUTTERS
0:30:47 > 0:30:51# She took out her glass eye
0:30:51 > 0:30:55# Her false teeth on the sly
0:30:55 > 0:30:57# Ni-no-ni-no-ni-no!
0:30:57 > 0:31:01# Hung up her wig to dry
0:31:01 > 0:31:05# Upon the chandelier
0:31:05 > 0:31:09# She unscrewed her wooden leg!
0:31:09 > 0:31:13# Laid it beneath the bed
0:31:13 > 0:31:17# And what was left of her
0:31:17 > 0:31:23# Crept in-between the blankets
0:31:23 > 0:31:28BIG AL SQUEAKS # She said, "Come on, my dear"
0:31:28 > 0:31:32# He said, "No bloomin' fear
0:31:32 > 0:31:36# "I'd rather stay out here
0:31:36 > 0:31:40# "Among my souvenirs"! #
0:31:40 > 0:31:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:55 > 0:31:59Aphrodite... Ooh!
0:31:59 > 0:32:00Greek.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03..apotheotically rampant...
0:32:03 > 0:32:05Ooh!
0:32:05 > 0:32:08..concupiscent ambiguity incarnate!
0:32:08 > 0:32:11Oh! The one and only...
0:32:11 > 0:32:13Danny La Rue!
0:32:13 > 0:32:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:31 > 0:32:34# Oh, what a beauty
0:32:34 > 0:32:38# Never seen one as big as that before
0:32:38 > 0:32:41# Oh, what a beauty
0:32:41 > 0:32:44# It must be two-foot long or maybe more
0:32:44 > 0:32:48# It's such a lovely colour, nice and round and fat
0:32:48 > 0:32:51# I've never seen a marrow quite as big as that
0:32:51 > 0:32:55# Oh, what a beauty
0:32:55 > 0:32:59# Never seen one as big as that before
0:32:59 > 0:33:03# Down the road there lives a man I want you all to know
0:33:03 > 0:33:06# He grew a great big marrow for the local flower show
0:33:06 > 0:33:10# When the news got round of it, they came from far and wide
0:33:10 > 0:33:16# And when they saw the size of it, everybody cried...
0:33:16 > 0:33:20# Oh, what a beauty
0:33:20 > 0:33:24# Never seen one as big as that before
0:33:24 > 0:33:27# Oh, what a beauty
0:33:27 > 0:33:30# It must be two-foot long or maybe more
0:33:30 > 0:33:34# It's such a lovely colour, nice and round and fat
0:33:34 > 0:33:37# I've never seen a marrow quite as big as that
0:33:37 > 0:33:41# Whoa! Oh, what a beauty
0:33:41 > 0:33:45# I've never seen one as big as that before
0:33:45 > 0:33:49# He was leaning on the garden gate the other day
0:33:49 > 0:33:52# Beckoned to a lady who lived just across the way
0:33:52 > 0:33:55# He took her down the garden path and showed it her with pride
0:33:55 > 0:33:58# When she saw the size of it... #
0:33:59 > 0:34:01LAUGHTER
0:34:01 > 0:34:05# She looked at him and sighed
0:34:05 > 0:34:09# Oh, what a beauty!
0:34:09 > 0:34:13# I've never seen one as big as that before
0:34:13 > 0:34:16# Oh, what a beauty
0:34:16 > 0:34:20# It must be two-foot long or maybe more
0:34:20 > 0:34:24# It's such a lovely colour, nice and round and fat
0:34:24 > 0:34:27# I've never seen a marrow quite as big as that
0:34:27 > 0:34:31# Whoa! Oh, what a beauty
0:34:31 > 0:34:35# I've never seen one as big as that before
0:34:35 > 0:34:41# Never seen one as big as that before! #
0:34:42 > 0:34:44CHEERING
0:34:58 > 0:34:59Now, you're all in a very good mood.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02I can see all the lovely ladies. I've got a very, very sad song now.
0:35:02 > 0:35:06I want to warn you girls of the perils of drink.
0:35:06 > 0:35:09Ah, it could happen to any one of you girls.
0:35:09 > 0:35:13Ooh! Oh, I'll give you "Ooh!" Yes!
0:35:13 > 0:35:15Now, you've got to watch all these fellas, girls.
0:35:15 > 0:35:18If they take you out and they say, "Would you like a nice gin and it?",
0:35:18 > 0:35:21yes, they'll want the gin and you'll get it, dear, don't you worry.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25But I want to tell you a very sad story about a girl who'd never
0:35:25 > 0:35:29had a drop of drink till one night she had a glass of champagne and...
0:35:29 > 0:35:31Oh, well, get your handkerchiefs ready.
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Maestro!
0:35:35 > 0:35:37A long handkerchief. That would do.
0:35:46 > 0:35:50# Here is a picture, a man and a girl
0:35:50 > 0:35:52# Strolling along in the shade
0:35:53 > 0:35:56# He's a marquis, the son of an earl
0:35:56 > 0:36:01# And she is a pure village maid
0:36:01 > 0:36:04# He tells her he loves her again and again
0:36:04 > 0:36:07# She thinks he is loyal and true
0:36:09 > 0:36:14# And then comes the night when he gives her champagne
0:36:14 > 0:36:19# And does what he ought not to do
0:36:21 > 0:36:26# Only a glass of champagne
0:36:26 > 0:36:30# But it led that poor girl into sin
0:36:31 > 0:36:36# Only a glass of champagne
0:36:36 > 0:36:40# Twas the door where the devil crept in
0:36:41 > 0:36:46# It's just an old story It's always the same
0:36:46 > 0:36:52# Just like the poor moth, she flew too near the flame
0:36:52 > 0:36:57# She opened her...wings then lost her good name
0:36:57 > 0:37:02# All for a glass of champagne... #
0:37:04 > 0:37:07Here we go. See you in a minute.
0:37:08 > 0:37:10Do you like the frock?
0:37:10 > 0:37:12They're me own legs, y'know.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20# Think of her future, the sorrow, the shame
0:37:20 > 0:37:23# Neither a maid nor a wife
0:37:23 > 0:37:27# Think of the parents who gave her the name
0:37:27 > 0:37:31# She has dishonoured for life
0:37:32 > 0:37:36# What's to become of her, spurned and reviled
0:37:36 > 0:37:39# Into oblivion hurled?
0:37:40 > 0:37:46# And what can she offer her fatherless child
0:37:46 > 0:37:50# She has brought into the world? #
0:37:50 > 0:37:52DEEP VOICE: All together!
0:37:52 > 0:37:58# Only a glass of champagne
0:37:58 > 0:38:01# But it led a poor girl into sin
0:38:03 > 0:38:07# Only a glass of champagne
0:38:07 > 0:38:12# Twas the door where the devil crept in
0:38:13 > 0:38:18# She lost her honour with heartache and pain
0:38:18 > 0:38:23# To her false lover she pleaded in vain
0:38:23 > 0:38:29# But by the next morning, she'd lost it again
0:38:29 > 0:38:32# All for a glass of champagne
0:38:33 > 0:38:38# So, all you young ladies, take warning from her
0:38:38 > 0:38:43# If you're taken out by a lord or a sir
0:38:43 > 0:38:49# Be careful you don't do the same thing as her
0:38:49 > 0:38:56# Well, not for a glass of champagne! #
0:38:56 > 0:38:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:11 > 0:39:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:15 > 0:39:19# Only a glass of champagne
0:39:19 > 0:39:24# But it led a poor girl into sin
0:39:25 > 0:39:29# Only a glass of champagne
0:39:29 > 0:39:33# Twas the door where the devil crept in
0:39:34 > 0:39:39# It's just an old story It's always the same
0:39:39 > 0:39:44# Just like a poor moth, she flew too near the flame
0:39:44 > 0:39:49# She opened her wings and she lost her good name
0:39:49 > 0:39:54# All for a glass of champagne
0:39:54 > 0:39:59# So, all you young ladies, take warning from her
0:39:59 > 0:40:04# If you're taken out by a lord or a sir
0:40:04 > 0:40:10# Be careful you don't do the same thing as her
0:40:10 > 0:40:18# Well, not for a glass of champagne! #
0:40:18 > 0:40:21CHEERING
0:40:29 > 0:40:34# I know a millionaire Who is burdened down with care
0:40:34 > 0:40:38# A load is on his mind
0:40:39 > 0:40:45# He's thinking of the day When he must pass away
0:40:45 > 0:40:49# And leave his wealth behind
0:40:50 > 0:40:56# I haven't any gold To leave when I grow old
0:40:56 > 0:40:59# Somehow it passed me by
0:41:01 > 0:41:06# I'm very poor, but still I leave a precious will
0:41:06 > 0:41:12# When I leave the world behind
0:41:12 > 0:41:19# I leave the sunshine to the flowers
0:41:19 > 0:41:24# I leave the springtime to the trees
0:41:24 > 0:41:29# And to the old folk I leave a memory
0:41:29 > 0:41:35# Of a baby upon their knees
0:41:35 > 0:41:40# I leave the night-time to the dreamers
0:41:40 > 0:41:45# The songbirds to the blind
0:41:45 > 0:41:52# I leave the moon above to those in love
0:41:52 > 0:41:57# When I leave the world behind
0:41:57 > 0:42:03# When I leave the world behind
0:42:03 > 0:42:08# I leave the sunshine to the flowers
0:42:08 > 0:42:13# I leave the springtime to the trees
0:42:13 > 0:42:19# And to the old folk I leave a memory
0:42:19 > 0:42:24# Of a baby upon their knees
0:42:24 > 0:42:30# I leave the night-time to the dreamers
0:42:30 > 0:42:35# The songbirds to the blind
0:42:35 > 0:42:41# I leave the moon above to those in love
0:42:41 > 0:42:47# When I leave the world behind
0:42:47 > 0:42:58# When I leave the world behind. #
0:42:58 > 0:43:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:15 > 0:43:17CHEERING
0:43:24 > 0:43:27There's only just time, ladies and gentlemen, for the final chorus,
0:43:27 > 0:43:29Down At The Old Bull And Bush.
0:43:29 > 0:43:32Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Danny La Rue, the entire company,
0:43:32 > 0:43:37Mr Bernard Herrmann, the entire and almost indefatigable orchestra...
0:43:37 > 0:43:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:39 > 0:43:41..but this time, chiefly...
0:43:41 > 0:43:44ALL: Yourselves!
0:43:48 > 0:43:52# Come, come, come and make eyes at me
0:43:52 > 0:43:54# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:43:54 > 0:43:56# Da-da da-da-da!
0:43:56 > 0:44:00# Come, come, drink some port wine with me
0:44:00 > 0:44:04# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:44:04 > 0:44:08# Hear the little German band Da, da-da da-da-da-da!
0:44:08 > 0:44:12# Just let me hold your hand, dear
0:44:12 > 0:44:16# Come, come, come and have a drink or two
0:44:16 > 0:44:19# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:44:19 > 0:44:21# Bush, Bush! #
0:44:21 > 0:44:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE