0:00:02 > 0:00:04# Let nothing you dismay
0:00:04 > 0:00:09# Remember Christ our Saviour was born on Christmas Day
0:00:09 > 0:00:13# To save us all from Satan's power When we were gone astray
0:00:13 > 0:00:18# O tidings of comfort and joy Comfort and joy
0:00:18 > 0:00:22# O tidings of comfort and joy. #
0:00:22 > 0:00:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:32 > 0:00:36# Goodbye, summer So long, fall
0:00:36 > 0:00:39# Hello, wintertime
0:00:39 > 0:00:44# Let's take a moonlight sleigh ride Come along
0:00:44 > 0:00:47# Hear the sleigh bells jingle and chime
0:00:47 > 0:00:51# Every Joe and Jessie is comfy and cosy
0:00:51 > 0:00:55# Their hearts are melting
0:00:55 > 0:00:59# And so it's goodbye, summer So long, fall
0:00:59 > 0:01:03# Hello wintertime
0:01:03 > 0:01:06# Winter, winter
0:01:06 > 0:01:10# When the snow is softly falling
0:01:10 > 0:01:14# That's the time to squeeze When it starts to freeze
0:01:14 > 0:01:18# In October and November And December, just remember
0:01:18 > 0:01:22# Winter, winter
0:01:22 > 0:01:25# When your sweetheart comes a calling
0:01:25 > 0:01:30# By the fireside so bright You'll sit and tease her
0:01:30 > 0:01:34# That's the time to squeeze her When it's winter... #
0:01:38 > 0:01:42# ..So give me a little cosy corner
0:01:42 > 0:01:46# And an armchair for two
0:01:46 > 0:01:50# Somewhere with somebody there
0:01:50 > 0:01:54# Anywhere will do
0:01:54 > 0:01:59# Give me an evening in the twilight
0:01:59 > 0:02:02# With the pale moon above
0:02:02 > 0:02:07# And I'll find a cosy little corner
0:02:07 > 0:02:11# In the heart of the one I love
0:02:11 > 0:02:16# Just give me a little cosy corner
0:02:16 > 0:02:19# And an armchair for two
0:02:19 > 0:02:24# Somewhere with somebody there
0:02:24 > 0:02:27# Anywhere will do
0:02:27 > 0:02:32# Give me an evening in the twilight
0:02:32 > 0:02:35# With the pale moon above
0:02:35 > 0:02:40# And I'll find a cosy little corner
0:02:40 > 0:02:44# In the heart of the one I love
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# Oh, I must go home tonight I must go home tonight
0:02:49 > 0:02:53# I don't care if it's snowing Blowing, I'm going
0:02:53 > 0:02:57# I only got married this morning And it fills me with delight
0:02:57 > 0:03:00# I'll stay out as long as you like
0:03:00 > 0:03:02# But I must go home tonight
0:03:02 > 0:03:07# Yes, I must go home tonight. #
0:03:16 > 0:03:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:26 > 0:03:28CHEERING
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Once again,
0:03:34 > 0:03:40good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
0:03:40 > 0:03:42- ALL:- Good evening!
0:03:42 > 0:03:46The phantasmagorically...
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- ALL:- Ooh!
0:03:48 > 0:03:55..the androgynous apogee, the apotheosis of the epicene,
0:03:55 > 0:04:02emulating Miss Marie Lloyd, we give you Mr Danny La Rue!
0:04:02 > 0:04:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:17 > 0:04:22# Since Mother Eve in the garden long ago
0:04:22 > 0:04:23# Started a fashion
0:04:23 > 0:04:26# Fashion's been a passion
0:04:26 > 0:04:30# She wore a fig leaf You might describe as brief
0:04:30 > 0:04:35# Now every season brings a change of leaf... #
0:04:35 > 0:04:37LAUGHTER
0:04:37 > 0:04:41# ..She'd smile if she would come to town
0:04:41 > 0:04:46# What would Mother Eve think of my new Parisian gown?
0:04:46 > 0:04:52# When I take my morning promenade
0:04:52 > 0:04:57# Quite a fashion card on the promenade
0:04:57 > 0:05:01# Oh, I don't mind my nice boys staring hard
0:05:01 > 0:05:05# If it satisfies their desire
0:05:05 > 0:05:09# Oh, do you like my...mm! Just a little bit?
0:05:09 > 0:05:13# Just a little bit Not too much of it
0:05:13 > 0:05:17# And when I show my legs just a little bit
0:05:17 > 0:05:21# That's the little bit the boys admire
0:05:21 > 0:05:25# I show my legs just a little bit... #
0:05:25 > 0:05:27All together! # ..That's the little bit
0:05:27 > 0:05:33# The boys admire. #
0:05:33 > 0:05:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:50 > 0:05:53There we are!
0:05:53 > 0:05:56How are we all, all right?
0:05:56 > 0:05:57- ALL:- Yes.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Now, it wouldn't be Marie Lloyd without the favourite song of all,
0:06:01 > 0:06:05Don't Dilly Dally On The Way, and big breasts. Big BREATHS!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- LAUGHTER - Thank you, Maestro.
0:06:15 > 0:06:19# My old man said foller the van
0:06:19 > 0:06:23# And don't dilly dally on the way
0:06:23 > 0:06:27# Off went the van wiv me 'ome packed in it
0:06:27 > 0:06:30# I followed on wiv me old cock linnet
0:06:30 > 0:06:34# And I dillied and dallied Dallied and I dillied
0:06:34 > 0:06:38# Lost me way and I don't know where to roam
0:06:38 > 0:06:42# Oh, you can't trust a special like the old-time coppers
0:06:42 > 0:06:45# When you can't find your way home... #
0:06:45 > 0:06:46All together now!
0:06:46 > 0:06:50# My old man said foller the van
0:06:50 > 0:06:54# And don't dilly-dally on the way
0:06:54 > 0:06:58# Off went the van with me 'ome packed in it
0:06:58 > 0:07:02# I followed on with me old cock linnet
0:07:02 > 0:07:06# I dillied, I dallied Dallied and I dillied
0:07:06 > 0:07:09# Lost me way and don't know where to roam
0:07:09 > 0:07:13# Oh, you can't trust a special like the old-time coppers
0:07:13 > 0:07:20# When you can't find your way home. #
0:07:20 > 0:07:23- Your way home! There! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:36 > 0:07:40And now a seasonal serenade
0:07:40 > 0:07:45from that rapscallion rhapsodist
0:07:45 > 0:07:48Mr Bernard Cribbins!
0:07:48 > 0:07:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:00 > 0:08:03- Good evening. - AUDIENCE:- Good evening!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Good evening, good evening. Good heavens!
0:08:05 > 0:08:07What a lovely lot, Mr Chairman.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10If I may take a leaf out of your book, Mr Chairman, and say that
0:08:10 > 0:08:13never have I seen such a fine, fabulous,
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- fantastic farrago of fashion. - AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:08:16 > 0:08:20Such fine feathers, farthingales and furbelows.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22Verily, VERILY,
0:08:22 > 0:08:24verily...
0:08:24 > 0:08:27the ultimate in fine flighty,
0:08:27 > 0:08:31flipperty-flopperty, fun-filled festive frolickers!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34CHEERING
0:08:34 > 0:08:36Yes, thank you.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39- Is it all right if I say that? - No.- Oh, there you are, then.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- I should give them a little ditty, Mr Chairman.- Good.
0:08:42 > 0:08:46That's full of pith and moment. Yes, it's about Christmas, you see.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49LAUGHTER
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- Yes, you can get out for a start. - LAUGHTER
0:08:52 > 0:08:56Thank you, Mr Herrmann, thank you.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59# Now young Jimmy Greene was a shy young man
0:08:59 > 0:09:03# He was as shy as could be
0:09:03 > 0:09:06# He wanted to marry his sweetheart May
0:09:06 > 0:09:09# He just couldn't think of the right words to say
0:09:09 > 0:09:13# Till one night while owning her near
0:09:13 > 0:09:18# He whispered these words in her ear
0:09:18 > 0:09:22# Who's stuffing your turkey this Christmas?
0:09:22 > 0:09:25# Oh, darling, I like to know now
0:09:25 > 0:09:28# Who's going to give you a Christmas kiss
0:09:28 > 0:09:31# Under the mistletoe bough?
0:09:31 > 0:09:34# And who will be getting a present
0:09:34 > 0:09:37# From under your very own tree?
0:09:37 > 0:09:41# Who's stuffing your turkey this Christmas?
0:09:41 > 0:09:44# Darling, please let it be me... #
0:09:47 > 0:09:51# Now, if you're a bit on the lonely side,
0:09:51 > 0:09:53# Whether a man or a miss
0:09:53 > 0:09:57# And you take quite a fancy to someone who
0:09:57 > 0:10:01# Appears unattached and as lonely as you
0:10:01 > 0:10:04# Go up to the one of your choice
0:10:04 > 0:10:09# And say in a nice quiet voice... # Altogether now, come on.
0:10:09 > 0:10:13# ..Who's stuffing your turkey this Christmas?
0:10:13 > 0:10:16# Darling, I'd like to know now
0:10:16 > 0:10:20# Who's going to give you a Christmas kiss
0:10:20 > 0:10:22# Under your mistletoe bough? #
0:10:22 > 0:10:26Who'll be getting the present... # Who will be getting the present
0:10:26 > 0:10:29# From under your very own tree?
0:10:29 > 0:10:34# Who's stuffing your turkey this Christmas?
0:10:34 > 0:10:36# Darling, please let it be me. #
0:10:36 > 0:10:38Right, I'll tell you what,
0:10:38 > 0:10:41since it's the festive season, the season of peace
0:10:41 > 0:10:44on Earth and good to all women,
0:10:44 > 0:10:46what I'd like, everybody stand up. Just stand up, come on.
0:10:46 > 0:10:50Everybody up. Come on, on your feet. On your feet.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53Now turn to the person next to you, hold their hands
0:10:53 > 0:10:55and sing into their faces the final chorus.
0:10:55 > 0:10:58Right, thank you.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01# Who's stuffing your turkey this Christmas? # Come on!
0:11:01 > 0:11:04# Darling, I'd like to know now
0:11:04 > 0:11:08# Who's going to give you a Christmas kiss
0:11:08 > 0:11:12# Under the mistletoe bough? # Who'll be getting the present.
0:11:12 > 0:11:15# Who will be getting the present
0:11:15 > 0:11:18# From under your very own tree? # All together!
0:11:18 > 0:11:22# Who's stuffing your turkey this Christmas?
0:11:22 > 0:11:26# Darling, please let it be me. #
0:11:26 > 0:11:28Thank you!
0:11:33 > 0:11:37- Thank you very much. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:44 > 0:11:51I wish you could've seen... LAUGHTER
0:11:51 > 0:11:56- Pedal pyrotechnics... AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:11:56 > 0:11:58..dancing -
0:11:58 > 0:12:00in frenetic terpsichorean...
0:12:04 > 0:12:08..fusillade of simultaneities...
0:12:08 > 0:12:10- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:12:10 > 0:12:14..from the Clark Brothers! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:49 > 0:15:53Also from the United States of America,
0:15:53 > 0:16:00miraculously mellifluous in magisterial minstrelsy,
0:16:00 > 0:16:01- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Mr Robert White!
0:16:04 > 0:16:07APPLAUSE
0:16:12 > 0:16:18# I wander today to the hill, Maggie
0:16:18 > 0:16:24# To watch the scene below
0:16:24 > 0:16:30# The creek and the creaking old mill, Maggie
0:16:30 > 0:16:37# As we used to, long ago
0:16:37 > 0:16:43# The green growth is gone from the hill, Maggie
0:16:43 > 0:16:52# Where first the daisies sprung
0:16:52 > 0:16:58# That creaking old mill is still, Maggie
0:16:58 > 0:17:05# Since you and I were young
0:17:11 > 0:17:18# They say that I am feeble with age, Maggie
0:17:18 > 0:17:23# My steps are less sprightly than then
0:17:23 > 0:17:29# My face is a well-written page, Maggie
0:17:29 > 0:17:36# But time all along was the pen
0:17:36 > 0:17:42# They say we are aged and grey, Maggie
0:17:42 > 0:17:50# As spray by the white breakers flung
0:17:50 > 0:17:58# But to me, you're as fair as you were, Maggie
0:17:58 > 0:18:05# When you and I were young
0:18:05 > 0:18:12# And now we are aged and grey, Maggie
0:18:12 > 0:18:21# The trials of life, nearly done
0:18:21 > 0:18:31# Let us sing of the days that are gone, Maggie
0:18:31 > 0:18:43# When you and I were young. #
0:19:00 > 0:19:09# Lonely I wander through scenes of my childhood
0:19:09 > 0:19:19# They call back to memory those happy days of yore
0:19:19 > 0:19:28# Gone are the old folk, the house stands deserted
0:19:28 > 0:19:40# No light in the window, no welcome at the door
0:19:48 > 0:19:55# Here's where the children played games on the heather
0:19:55 > 0:20:03# Here's where they sailed their wee boats on the burn
0:20:03 > 0:20:06# Where are they now?
0:20:06 > 0:20:13# Some are dead, some have wandered
0:20:13 > 0:20:23# No more to their homes shall those children return
0:20:30 > 0:20:39# Lonely is the house now, and lonely the moorland
0:20:39 > 0:20:48# The children are scattered, the old folk are gone
0:20:48 > 0:20:57# Why stand I here, like a ghost and a shadow?
0:20:57 > 0:21:10# 'Tis time I were moving, 'tis time I passed on. #
0:21:34 > 0:21:37Orchidaceous audacity!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39CHEERING
0:21:39 > 0:21:41Transvestite tit...
0:21:41 > 0:21:43CATCALLS
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Titillation!
0:21:48 > 0:21:50CHEERING
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Every other inch, a woman!
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Mr Danny La Rue!
0:21:56 > 0:21:58CHEERING
0:22:05 > 0:22:06Now, girls...
0:22:08 > 0:22:14..seeing that it's a festive occasion, drink is available.
0:22:14 > 0:22:17Watch him, dear, he's got a nasty look in his eye.
0:22:17 > 0:22:22So, I'm going to tell you a very sad story. Have the kerchiefs ready.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25It'll bring a tear to all your eyes. The horrors of drink.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Are you ready, Maestro? Thank you. - PIANO FLOURISH
0:22:28 > 0:22:32# Here is a picture, a man and a girl
0:22:32 > 0:22:35# Strolling along in the shade
0:22:35 > 0:22:38# He is a marquess, the son of an earl
0:22:38 > 0:22:42# And she, but a pure village maid
0:22:42 > 0:22:45# He tells her he loves her again and again
0:22:45 > 0:22:49# She thinks he is loyal and true
0:22:49 > 0:22:54# And then comes the night when he gave her champagne
0:22:54 > 0:22:58# And does what he ought not to do
0:23:00 > 0:23:05# Only a glass of champagne
0:23:05 > 0:23:10# But it led that poor girl into sin
0:23:10 > 0:23:14# Only a glass of champagne
0:23:14 > 0:23:19# 'Twas the door where the Devil crept in
0:23:19 > 0:23:21# It's just an old story
0:23:21 > 0:23:24# It's always the same
0:23:24 > 0:23:26# Just like a poor moth
0:23:26 > 0:23:28# She flew too near the flame
0:23:28 > 0:23:31# She opened her...wings
0:23:31 > 0:23:35# And lost her good name
0:23:35 > 0:23:38# All for a glass of champagne... #
0:23:38 > 0:23:42LAUGHTER
0:23:42 > 0:23:43# Think of her future
0:23:43 > 0:23:45# The sorrow, the shame
0:23:45 > 0:23:48# Neither a maid nor a wife
0:23:48 > 0:23:52# Think of those parents who gave her the name
0:23:52 > 0:23:55# She has dishonoured for life
0:23:55 > 0:23:59# What's to become of her, spurned and reviled
0:23:59 > 0:24:03# Into oblivion hurled?
0:24:03 > 0:24:08# And what can she offer her fatherless child? #
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Poor little...
0:24:10 > 0:24:14# She has brought into the world? #
0:24:14 > 0:24:17- LOW-PITCHED:- Altogether now.
0:24:17 > 0:24:21# Only a glass of champagne
0:24:21 > 0:24:25# But it led a poor girl into sin
0:24:25 > 0:24:29# Only a glass of champagne
0:24:29 > 0:24:34# 'Twas the door where the Devil crept in
0:24:34 > 0:24:38# She lost her honour with heartache and pain
0:24:38 > 0:24:43# To her false lover, she pleaded in vain
0:24:43 > 0:24:47# But by the next morning, she'd lost it again! #
0:24:47 > 0:24:49LAUGHTER
0:24:49 > 0:24:53# All for a glass of champagne
0:24:53 > 0:24:57# So, all you young maidens take warning from her
0:24:57 > 0:25:01# If you're taken out by a lord or a sir
0:25:02 > 0:25:08# Be careful you don't do the same thing as her
0:25:08 > 0:25:14# Well, not for a glass of champagne! #
0:25:14 > 0:25:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:22 > 0:25:26ORCHESTRA PLAYS INTRO
0:25:26 > 0:25:28AUDIENCE WHOOPS
0:25:31 > 0:25:33ALL: Woo!
0:25:33 > 0:25:36AUDIENCE CLAPS IN TIME TO MUSIC
0:25:38 > 0:25:40CLAPPING REDUCES
0:25:40 > 0:25:44# Down the road there lives a man I'd like you all to know
0:25:44 > 0:25:47# He grew a great big marrow for the local flower show
0:25:47 > 0:25:50# When the news got round of it, they came from far and wide
0:25:50 > 0:25:54# But when then saw the size of it
0:25:56 > 0:26:01# Everybody cried
0:26:01 > 0:26:05# Oooh, what a beauty
0:26:05 > 0:26:08# I've never seen one as big as that before
0:26:09 > 0:26:12# Oh, what a beauty
0:26:12 > 0:26:15# It must be two foot long or maybe more
0:26:15 > 0:26:17# It's such a lovely colour
0:26:17 > 0:26:20# Nice and round and fat
0:26:20 > 0:26:23# I've never seen a marrow quite as big as that
0:26:23 > 0:26:27# Oh, what a beauty,
0:26:27 > 0:26:31# I've never seen one as big as that before
0:26:31 > 0:26:34# Now, he was leaning on his garden gate the other day
0:26:34 > 0:26:38# And beckoned to a lady who lived across the way
0:26:38 > 0:26:42# He took her down the garden path and showed it to her with pride
0:26:43 > 0:26:46# When she saw the size of it... #
0:26:46 > 0:26:48LAUGHTER
0:26:52 > 0:26:57# Everybody cried
0:26:57 > 0:27:00# Oooh, what a beauty
0:27:00 > 0:27:04# I've never seen one as big as that before
0:27:04 > 0:27:08# Oh, what a beauty
0:27:08 > 0:27:11# It must be two foot long or maybe more
0:27:11 > 0:27:13# And it's such a lovely colour
0:27:13 > 0:27:15# Nice and round and fat
0:27:15 > 0:27:19# Never seen a marrow quite as big as that
0:27:19 > 0:27:22# Oh, what a beauty
0:27:22 > 0:27:25# I've never seen one as big as that before
0:27:25 > 0:27:26# Oh, what a marrow!
0:27:26 > 0:27:33# I've never seen one as big as that before. #
0:27:33 > 0:27:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:36 > 0:27:39SONG REPRISE
0:27:45 > 0:27:48MUSIC CRESCENDOS
0:27:50 > 0:27:52From Paris...
0:27:52 > 0:27:54WHOOPING
0:27:54 > 0:27:56No.
0:27:56 > 0:27:57LAUGHTER
0:27:57 > 0:27:59- We've had enough of that. ALL:- Aww.
0:27:59 > 0:28:01Enthrallingly...
0:28:02 > 0:28:04..thaumaturgic
0:28:04 > 0:28:06for your AMAZEMENT -
0:28:06 > 0:28:10Mr Gaetan Bloom!
0:28:10 > 0:28:12CHEERING
0:28:20 > 0:28:22HIGH-PITCHED: Hello!
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Lovely! Ohh...
0:28:24 > 0:28:26- It's for me? ALL:- Yes.
0:28:26 > 0:28:28Thank you so much.
0:28:28 > 0:28:30I love that.
0:28:30 > 0:28:33Except I can't put this on the table now.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35HE MURMURS
0:28:35 > 0:28:39Oh, "From Barney to Gaetan". Thank you, Barney.
0:28:39 > 0:28:40It's lovely.
0:28:40 > 0:28:41HE SNIFFS
0:28:42 > 0:28:43Achoo!
0:28:43 > 0:28:45LAUGHTER
0:28:45 > 0:28:47APPLAUSE
0:28:53 > 0:28:56And now, ladies and gentlemen,
0:28:56 > 0:28:59the quickest trick in the world,
0:28:59 > 0:29:02The Vanishing Shoe!
0:29:03 > 0:29:04HE GRUNTS
0:29:06 > 0:29:07Three!
0:29:10 > 0:29:11ORCHESTRA STRIKES UP
0:29:11 > 0:29:14APPLAUSE
0:29:25 > 0:29:27Well, for the next trick,
0:29:27 > 0:29:31I need the assistance from someone from the audience.
0:29:31 > 0:29:32So, if there is...
0:29:32 > 0:29:36Oh, I see just in the front row, a wonderful young lady.
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Can you assist me, please?
0:29:38 > 0:29:40Yes! Yes, you!
0:29:40 > 0:29:43Yeah, you give her... Nice and... APPLAUSE
0:29:43 > 0:29:47CHEERING
0:29:51 > 0:29:54- Hi there, have you ever done magic before?- Never!
0:29:54 > 0:29:58- First experience?- Yes. - Wonderful! I like that!
0:29:58 > 0:30:00Stay there.
0:30:00 > 0:30:02Now, I need some paraphernalia.
0:30:04 > 0:30:05Here is the paraphernalia.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09Wow! Doing-doing!
0:30:09 > 0:30:11First, you have an eggcup.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14You can examine, have a look.
0:30:14 > 0:30:15Yes.
0:30:15 > 0:30:17- Good.- Eggcup.- Eggcup, yes.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20Here you have a few balls in a glass. You can examine.
0:30:20 > 0:30:22I don't mind.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24- You can shuffle them.- Yes.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27Good, now... OK.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Now, you choose one colour.
0:30:29 > 0:30:30Any one.
0:30:30 > 0:30:32Which one?
0:30:32 > 0:30:34- Can I tell you?- Yes!- Pink.
0:30:34 > 0:30:37You are...? Oh, the ball! OK, OK.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39You take it off.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41And now here you have a tray.
0:30:41 > 0:30:43You can examine. Not too much, OK, like that.
0:30:43 > 0:30:45LAUGHTER
0:30:45 > 0:30:46OK, OK, no. I, er...
0:30:46 > 0:30:49You have not taken the ball away from the glass!
0:30:49 > 0:30:50You have to take them away.
0:30:50 > 0:30:52Yeah, all of them.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54Take them all. All of them...!
0:30:56 > 0:30:58There's still one.
0:30:58 > 0:30:59HE BURBLES
0:30:59 > 0:31:00OK.
0:31:00 > 0:31:05Now, watch carefully. I cover the eggcup, there.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07You put your balls there also.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09OK.
0:31:09 > 0:31:12And now it's a big mystery.
0:31:12 > 0:31:16LAUGHTER
0:31:16 > 0:31:20I cover everything, and please, you repeat after me.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Because it's a Chinese trick.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25Are you ready? Here we go.
0:31:25 > 0:31:26Hon-dai-hup!
0:31:26 > 0:31:29LAUGHTER
0:31:29 > 0:31:30Hon-dai-hup!
0:31:30 > 0:31:33CHEERING
0:31:33 > 0:31:35Wonderful!
0:31:37 > 0:31:41Lift the first one. Not the tray, just the hanky.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46And watch! Inside the glass,
0:31:46 > 0:31:49only one ball, the pink one! Ya!
0:31:49 > 0:31:50CHEERING
0:31:50 > 0:31:52Very good! Very good!
0:31:52 > 0:31:54APPLAUSE
0:32:01 > 0:32:04- You want me to do it again? - Indeed!- Indeed!
0:32:05 > 0:32:07It gets more difficult.
0:32:07 > 0:32:09Without the hanky.
0:32:09 > 0:32:12You can change the colour of the ball if you want.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14First, the ball. No.
0:32:14 > 0:32:17It's very difficult.
0:32:18 > 0:32:19Ready?
0:32:19 > 0:32:20Here we go!
0:32:22 > 0:32:24Hon-dai-hup!
0:32:24 > 0:32:27Hon-dai-hup!
0:32:27 > 0:32:28Wa-ni-da-pra-te-gi-hup!
0:32:28 > 0:32:30Wa-ni-ga-ja-da-hi-hup!
0:32:30 > 0:32:33LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:32:35 > 0:32:39HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH
0:32:39 > 0:32:40SHE LAUGHS
0:32:40 > 0:32:43HE SPEAKS GIBBERISH
0:32:43 > 0:32:46DRUM ROLL
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Oh-h!
0:32:51 > 0:32:53MUSIC CRESCENDOS
0:32:53 > 0:32:56APPLAUSE
0:33:03 > 0:33:05And now...
0:33:05 > 0:33:11I want to finish with some French card...manipulation.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15PIANO PLAYS LOUNGE MUSIC
0:33:23 > 0:33:25APPLAUSE
0:33:39 > 0:33:43APPLAUSE
0:33:45 > 0:33:48MUSIC CRESCENDOS
0:33:48 > 0:33:51MUSIC HALL REPRISE
0:33:56 > 0:33:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:34:04 > 0:34:06Ineluctable...
0:34:08 > 0:34:11..in lucent deliquescence.
0:34:11 > 0:34:13A lark ascending,
0:34:13 > 0:34:15ever-adorable -
0:34:15 > 0:34:18Miss Valerie Masterson!
0:34:18 > 0:34:21CHEERING
0:34:26 > 0:34:28# My heart's debonair
0:34:28 > 0:34:30# There's love in the air
0:34:30 > 0:34:33# Life is carefree
0:34:33 > 0:34:35# Our waltz will invite
0:34:35 > 0:34:37# Bright midsummer night
0:34:37 > 0:34:39# Dreams of romance
0:34:39 > 0:34:41# So, on with the dance
0:34:49 > 0:34:52# Night brings gay dreams
0:34:52 > 0:34:56# Gone are daydreams
0:34:56 > 0:34:59# As we dance
0:34:59 > 0:35:01# All the world becomes
0:35:01 > 0:35:08# A garden of romance and moonlight
0:35:08 > 0:35:12# On this June night
0:35:12 > 0:35:20# Love sends an invitation to the dance
0:35:20 > 0:35:23# Music playing
0:35:23 > 0:35:27# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ahh
0:35:27 > 0:35:31# While we're swaying
0:35:31 > 0:35:34# Ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ahh
0:35:34 > 0:35:38# Youth has a gay time
0:35:38 > 0:35:42# When life is playtime
0:35:42 > 0:35:45# Then comes a day
0:35:45 > 0:35:53# When it fades away... #
0:35:55 > 0:35:59SHE VOCALISES
0:36:16 > 0:36:23# Now's a chance for sweet romance
0:36:23 > 0:36:30# At last! #
0:36:30 > 0:36:33APPLAUSE
0:36:46 > 0:36:52ORCHESTRA PLAYS INTRO
0:36:54 > 0:36:58# Oh, Danny boy
0:36:58 > 0:37:04# The pipes, the pipes are calling
0:37:04 > 0:37:07# From glen to glen
0:37:07 > 0:37:13# And down the mountainside
0:37:13 > 0:37:17# The summer's gone
0:37:17 > 0:37:23# And all the roses dying
0:37:23 > 0:37:27# 'Tis you, 'tis you
0:37:27 > 0:37:33# Must go and I must bide
0:37:34 > 0:37:39# But come ye back
0:37:39 > 0:37:44# When summer's in the meadow
0:37:45 > 0:37:50# Or when the valley's hushed
0:37:50 > 0:37:55# And white with snow
0:37:55 > 0:38:01# For I'll be here
0:38:01 > 0:38:07# In sunshine or in shadow
0:38:09 > 0:38:12# Oh, Danny boy
0:38:12 > 0:38:23# Oh, Danny boy, I love you so
0:38:33 > 0:38:37# But when ye come
0:38:37 > 0:38:42# And all the roses dying
0:38:44 > 0:38:47# If I am dead
0:38:47 > 0:38:53# As dead I well may be
0:38:55 > 0:38:59# Then you will find
0:38:59 > 0:39:05# The place where I am lying
0:39:06 > 0:39:17# And kneel and say an ave there for me
0:39:18 > 0:39:23# For I shall hear
0:39:23 > 0:39:31# How soft ye tread above me
0:39:31 > 0:39:35# And all my grave
0:39:35 > 0:39:42# Will warmer, sweeter be
0:39:44 > 0:39:50# For you will bend
0:39:50 > 0:39:57# And tell me that you love me
0:40:00 > 0:40:07# And I shall sleep in peace
0:40:07 > 0:40:24# Until you come to me. #
0:40:24 > 0:40:28APPLAUSE
0:40:31 > 0:40:36MUSIC HALL REPRISE
0:40:36 > 0:40:40APPLAUSE
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Paroxismal...
0:40:49 > 0:40:50AUDIENCE OOHS
0:40:50 > 0:40:54..purveyers of pyromanic
0:40:54 > 0:40:56pandemonium.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58LAUGHTER
0:40:58 > 0:40:59Fire-eaters!
0:41:00 > 0:41:03Les Flambeaux!
0:41:03 > 0:41:07MUSIC: Sabre Dance by Khachaturian
0:41:13 > 0:41:16AUDIENCE WHOOPS AND CHEERS
0:41:19 > 0:41:20LAUGHTER
0:41:24 > 0:41:26You laughing?
0:41:26 > 0:41:28Go on, go on, go on, light them!
0:41:28 > 0:41:31How can I light them? These matches, they're all dead.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34They won't be alone if you don't get on with it!
0:41:34 > 0:41:37It's not my fault, Barry, I got these from the digs.
0:41:37 > 0:41:38You see, it's Mrs Buckroyd,
0:41:38 > 0:41:41she puts them back in the box when she's struck 'em!
0:41:41 > 0:41:43May I remind you, we are a fire-eating act?
0:41:43 > 0:41:45I know that! I'm in it!
0:41:45 > 0:41:48You're RIGHT in it!
0:41:48 > 0:41:50Can't have a fire-eating act without fire,
0:41:50 > 0:41:52it's like having a singer who can't sing.
0:41:52 > 0:41:56- There's a few of them about, Barry. - AUDIENCE OOHS
0:41:56 > 0:41:58I'm sorry, ladies and gentlemen, I must apologise.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00I'm saddled with an incompetent.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03- Hey, my Uncle Arthur, he was like that.- So, instead...
0:42:03 > 0:42:05LAUGHTER
0:42:05 > 0:42:10- Like what?- Well, my Uncle Arthur, he was like what you said.- Incompetent.
0:42:11 > 0:42:13- Oh, incompetent. Yes.- Incompetent.
0:42:13 > 0:42:15LAUGHTER
0:42:19 > 0:42:22Well, it's this earring. I can hear too well on this side, you see!
0:42:22 > 0:42:25I'm fed up with the flaming thing. Get it off.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29So, we have got no act.
0:42:29 > 0:42:32Well, we never did really have an act at all.
0:42:32 > 0:42:36He knows that. Mr Sachs knows that. You know that, don't you, Leonard?
0:42:36 > 0:42:38He's introduced us a few times, haven't you?
0:42:38 > 0:42:41I don't know why, because we know each other!
0:42:41 > 0:42:44- It's silly, really, isn't it? - Mr Sachs, may I apologise?
0:42:44 > 0:42:46- You do a splendid job. - Think nothing of it!
0:42:46 > 0:42:49Well, we don't think anything of it other than it's all right.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51I think you're terrific. All them long words!
0:42:51 > 0:42:54I love the long words like marmalade and suppository.
0:42:54 > 0:42:55It's a good act.
0:42:55 > 0:42:59Terrific that, Leonard. Playing a blinder, Leonard.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02- I can do that Welsh name, the long one.- You can't!
0:43:02 > 0:43:04- Want to bet?- Never. - Right, here we go.
0:43:06 > 0:43:07Rhyl.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10LAUGHTER
0:43:10 > 0:43:11I thought you were going to say
0:43:11 > 0:43:15Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgog- erychwyrndrobwll-llantysiliogogogoch.
0:43:15 > 0:43:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:19 > 0:43:21- I know a Welsh joke, you know, Barry.- Do you really?
0:43:21 > 0:43:23Don't underestimate Welsh jokes,
0:43:23 > 0:43:26they could go on to become Party leaders.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29LAUGHTER AND GROANS
0:43:29 > 0:43:32- You mean, Lloyd George? - On this show, yes.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:43:39 > 0:43:44- Oh, dear me!- I suppose Lloyd George knew your father.
0:43:44 > 0:43:45Lloyd George WAS my father!
0:43:45 > 0:43:47LAUGHTER
0:43:47 > 0:43:51- I don't want to know about that. - That's what me mother said.
0:43:51 > 0:43:54- Just a little bit of Welsh. - Yeah, that's what he said.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57- No, no!- Anyway, the Welsh joke... - Get on with it!- Yes, I will.
0:43:57 > 0:43:58Right, now, please...
0:43:58 > 0:44:01Now, there was this fella, you see, and he was going down to Llanelli.
0:44:01 > 0:44:03- "Chlanechli."- Bless you.
0:44:03 > 0:44:05- You all right?- "Chlanechli."- What?
0:44:05 > 0:44:07Double-L in Welsh is...ch - "Chlanechli".
0:44:07 > 0:44:10Don't do that, Barry, you're splashing me when you do that.
0:44:10 > 0:44:14- "Chlanechli."- What is? Like that? "Chlan..."- "Chlan..."- All right.
0:44:14 > 0:44:16Well, this fell...this fechla...
0:44:16 > 0:44:19LAUGHTER
0:44:19 > 0:44:23- ..was going down to Llanelli.- Jolly good.- Oh, you mean "jochly good".
0:44:23 > 0:44:27- Get on with it!- Anyway, this fella was going down to Llanelli
0:44:27 > 0:44:28and he found his watch had stopped.
0:44:28 > 0:44:30So, he goes in this field
0:44:30 > 0:44:34and he sees a farmer who's in the field with a buchlock.
0:44:34 > 0:44:37- A what?- A buchlock.
0:44:37 > 0:44:39LAUGHTER
0:44:39 > 0:44:42- A buchlock.- "Book lock"?- Buchlock.
0:44:43 > 0:44:47- It's a bullock, you see, a bullock! - Oh, yes!- It's a bullock.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49And he goes up to this farmer who's with this buchlock,
0:44:49 > 0:44:53and he says, "Can you techl me the time?"
0:44:53 > 0:44:56And the farmer, he shifts the buchlock's tail
0:44:56 > 0:44:59and he says, "It's half past echleven."
0:44:59 > 0:45:02- Don't overdo it!- All right, 9.30.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04Anyway, he said, "How can you tell the time
0:45:04 > 0:45:06"by shifting that buchlock's tail like that?" He said,
0:45:06 > 0:45:09"Every time I move the buchlock's tail, I can see the town clock."
0:45:09 > 0:45:10LAUGHTER
0:45:10 > 0:45:13- Listen, shall we do a song? - I was going to sing
0:45:13 > 0:45:16My Old Man Said Follow The Van but Dan's done that, hasn't he?
0:45:16 > 0:45:18- Hey, listen, we could do it in Welsh.- We could do it in Welsh!
0:45:18 > 0:45:21Listen, can you rewrite the song sheet, please? Do it in Welsh?
0:45:21 > 0:45:24Look at that, his quill pen's got sparks coming off it!
0:45:24 > 0:45:25Yes, are you ready?
0:45:25 > 0:45:27Yes, drop it in, then, come on! Let's have it!
0:45:27 > 0:45:30There we are! This is the song in Welsh.
0:45:30 > 0:45:32This is in Welsh, can you see it?
0:45:32 > 0:45:34LAUGHTER
0:45:34 > 0:45:36Have you got it?
0:45:38 > 0:45:41All right, now, quiet please.
0:45:41 > 0:45:44- Let's do it, then.- Let's do it. - One, two...- Yaki da.
0:45:46 > 0:45:51# My old man said fochlow the van
0:45:51 > 0:45:56# And don't dichly-dachly on the way
0:45:56 > 0:46:01# Off went the van with the home packed in it
0:46:01 > 0:46:04# I fochlowed on with my old cock linnet
0:46:04 > 0:46:07# And I dichlied and dachlied
0:46:07 > 0:46:09# Dachlied and dachlied
0:46:09 > 0:46:13# Lost my way and don't know where to roam
0:46:13 > 0:46:18# Oh, you can't trust the specials like the old-time coppers.
0:46:18 > 0:46:23# When you come home again
0:46:23 > 0:46:30# To Wales! #
0:46:33 > 0:46:34SONG REPRISE
0:46:37 > 0:46:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:46:46 > 0:46:50And now Ave Atque Vale from the...
0:46:50 > 0:46:52IMPRESSED MURMURS
0:46:52 > 0:46:55..exemplary and omnipresent Players Theatre,
0:46:55 > 0:46:58from the entire company,
0:46:58 > 0:47:03from Mr Bernard Herrmann and his entire and indefatigable orchestra!
0:47:03 > 0:47:07CHEERING
0:47:07 > 0:47:12- But this time, chiefly... ALL:- Yourselves!
0:47:12 > 0:47:15ORCHESTRA PLAYS INTRO
0:47:19 > 0:47:22# Beer, beer, glorious beer
0:47:22 > 0:47:26# Fill yourselves right up to here
0:47:26 > 0:47:28# Drink a good deal of it
0:47:28 > 0:47:30# Make a good meal of it
0:47:30 > 0:47:33# Stick to your old-fashioned beer
0:47:33 > 0:47:37# Don't be afraid of it, drink till you're made of it
0:47:37 > 0:47:41- # Now, all together, a cheer! - Hooray!
0:47:41 > 0:47:45# Up with the sale of it, down with a pail of it
0:47:45 > 0:47:48# Glorious, glorious beer. #
0:47:49 > 0:47:52# Bella is a barmaid! Ah-ha-ha!
0:47:52 > 0:47:56# Bella s a barmaid at The Rising Star
0:47:56 > 0:48:00# Before I pull another pint, you gentlemen haven't paid!
0:48:00 > 0:48:04# Bella is a bar-bar-bar-barmaid. #
0:48:04 > 0:48:06Oh, you cheeky...! Come on!
0:48:06 > 0:48:10Oh, crikey! Look who's here! It's Matilda Buggins!
0:48:10 > 0:48:12Oh, my Gawd...
0:48:12 > 0:48:14MUTTERING
0:48:14 > 0:48:17You tell me now, tell me all about it.
0:48:17 > 0:48:19Yeah.
0:48:19 > 0:48:23# Matilda Buggins was the name of a girl I did admire
0:48:23 > 0:48:27# When first I set my eyes on her, she set my heart on fire
0:48:27 > 0:48:31# I used to go and see her, every evening, for a spoon
0:48:31 > 0:48:35# And spend me wages on her on a Saturday afternoon
0:48:35 > 0:48:38# But, oh, alas, alack-a-day
0:48:38 > 0:48:40# It was an evil hour
0:48:40 > 0:48:44# He took her into the music hall to get away from the shower
0:48:44 > 0:48:48# She never looked at the stage at all, to him, it seemed so rum
0:48:48 > 0:48:54# She never took her eyes away from the fella who played the drum...
0:48:54 > 0:49:00# She wouldn't go into the balcony or into the circle stalls
0:49:00 > 0:49:04# She wouldn't go into the gallery for fear that she would fall
0:49:04 > 0:49:08# She wouldn't go into the boxes, it made her feel so glum
0:49:08 > 0:49:10# She wanted to sit in the front of the pit
0:49:10 > 0:49:12# Where the fella was playing the drum
0:49:12 > 0:49:16# And then she heard the dreadful news that he had got a wife
0:49:16 > 0:49:20# It nearly knocked the stuffing out of poor Matilda's life
0:49:21 > 0:49:25# She tried her tricks on me again, no sympathy I had
0:49:25 > 0:49:28# And the latest news concerning her
0:49:28 > 0:49:31# Is that she is going mad! Oh! #
0:49:31 > 0:49:33- Oh!- Oh, cripes! - COMMOTION
0:49:33 > 0:49:37- Sit her down, quick! - MATILDA YELLS
0:49:37 > 0:49:41# For the Army of Salvation she has joined to ease her mind
0:49:41 > 0:49:46# And playing cymbals in the band, Matilda, you can find
0:49:46 > 0:49:48# She shouts out
0:49:48 > 0:49:52# Alleluia! There's a glorious time to come!
0:49:52 > 0:49:54# So, join the throng and come with me
0:49:54 > 0:49:58# And my fella who plays the drum... #
0:50:02 > 0:50:06# I wouldn't go into the balcony or into the circle stalls
0:50:06 > 0:50:10# I wouldn't go into the gallery for fear that I should fall
0:50:10 > 0:50:13# I wouldn't go into the boxes, it made me feel so glum
0:50:13 > 0:50:16# I wanted to sit in the front of the pit
0:50:16 > 0:50:17# With the fella who played the drum
0:50:17 > 0:50:21# She wouldn't go into the balcony or into the circle stalls
0:50:21 > 0:50:25# She wouldn't go into the gallery for fear that she would fall
0:50:25 > 0:50:29# She wouldn't go into the boxes, it made me feel so glum
0:50:29 > 0:50:31# She wanted to sit in the front of the pit
0:50:31 > 0:50:33# With the fella who played the drum
0:50:33 > 0:50:35- # She wanted to sit! - BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM
0:50:35 > 0:50:37- # In the front of the pit! - BOOM-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM
0:50:37 > 0:50:43# With the fella who played the drum. #
0:50:43 > 0:50:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:50:47 > 0:50:49SONG REPRISE
0:50:49 > 0:50:52EXCITED CHATTERING
0:50:52 > 0:50:55Come over here, I've got a lovely table for you.
0:50:55 > 0:50:58Would anyone like to offer? Just one coin would be enough.
0:50:58 > 0:51:00Would you like to offer, sir?
0:51:00 > 0:51:02Where did you get that lovely hat?
0:51:02 > 0:51:04# I'm very glad you asked me that question.
0:51:06 > 0:51:10# Now, how I came to get this hat is very strange and funny
0:51:10 > 0:51:14# Grandfather died and left to me his property and money
0:51:14 > 0:51:16# And when the will, it was read out
0:51:16 > 0:51:18# They told me straight and flat
0:51:18 > 0:51:20# If I would have his money
0:51:20 > 0:51:22# I must always wear his hat
0:51:22 > 0:51:25# And now everywhere I go
0:51:25 > 0:51:27# People shout out
0:51:27 > 0:51:28# Where did you get that hat?
0:51:28 > 0:51:30# Where did you get that tile?
0:51:30 > 0:51:33# Oh, isn't it a nobby one, in just the proper style?
0:51:33 > 0:51:35# I should like to have one
0:51:35 > 0:51:37# Just the same as that!
0:51:37 > 0:51:39# Where'er I go, they shout
0:51:39 > 0:51:41# Hello! Where did you get that hat? #
0:51:41 > 0:51:45It's true, you know. Everywhere I go, people laugh at my hat.
0:51:45 > 0:51:47I don't know why. It's a beautiful hat, that.
0:51:47 > 0:51:49Beautiful piece of material.
0:51:49 > 0:51:51You feel that, Mr White, feel it.
0:51:51 > 0:51:53It's felt.
0:51:53 > 0:51:56LAUGHTER AND GROANS
0:51:56 > 0:51:58# Grandfather served with Nelson
0:51:58 > 0:52:00# Upon the briny sea
0:52:00 > 0:52:04# And braced upon the quarterdeck were none so brave as he
0:52:04 > 0:52:09# When Nelson got his fatal wound and on the deck did swoon
0:52:09 > 0:52:10# Instead of kissing Hardy
0:52:10 > 0:52:13# He began to croon this tune
0:52:13 > 0:52:16# Where did you get that hat? Where did you get that tile?
0:52:16 > 0:52:20# Oh, isn't it a nobby one And just the proper style?
0:52:20 > 0:52:23# I should like to have one Just the same as that!
0:52:23 > 0:52:27# Where'er I go, they shout, Hello! Where did you get that hat?
0:52:27 > 0:52:29# La-la-la-la
0:52:29 > 0:52:30# La-la-la-la
0:52:30 > 0:52:33- # La-la-la-la... - Oh...
0:52:33 > 0:52:36# Now, following in Father's footsteps
0:52:36 > 0:52:38# I got married just last week
0:52:38 > 0:52:40# And, naturally, I wore this hat
0:52:40 > 0:52:42# Tradition so to keep
0:52:42 > 0:52:46# But halfway through the service when I came to say, I do
0:52:46 > 0:52:50# The vicar said, but first there is one thing I'll ask of you
0:52:50 > 0:52:54# Where did you get that hat? Where did you get that tile?
0:52:54 > 0:52:58# Isn't it a nobby one And just the proper style?
0:52:58 > 0:53:02# I should like to have one Just the same as that!
0:53:02 > 0:53:05# Where'er I go, they shout, Hello! Where did you get that hat?
0:53:05 > 0:53:09- # Oh!- Where did you get that hat? Where did you get that tile?
0:53:09 > 0:53:12# Isn't it a nobby one And just the proper style?
0:53:12 > 0:53:16# I should like to have one Just the same as that!
0:53:16 > 0:53:18# Where'er I go, they shout
0:53:18 > 0:53:23# Hello! Where did you get that hat? #
0:53:23 > 0:53:24How's that?!
0:53:24 > 0:53:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:53:26 > 0:53:30Come on, let's have another drink!
0:53:30 > 0:53:32Oh!
0:53:32 > 0:53:35ORCHESTRA PLAYS INTRO
0:53:40 > 0:53:47# When you come to the end of a perfect day
0:53:47 > 0:53:54# And you sit alone with your thought
0:53:54 > 0:54:01# As the chimes ring out with a carol gay
0:54:01 > 0:54:07# For the joy that the day has brought
0:54:08 > 0:54:14# Do you think what the end of a perfect day
0:54:14 > 0:54:21# Can mean to a tired heart?
0:54:21 > 0:54:30# When the sun goes down with a flaming ray
0:54:30 > 0:54:38# And the dear friends have to part?
0:54:51 > 0:54:59# Well, this is the end of a perfect day
0:54:59 > 0:55:06# It's the end of a journey, too
0:55:06 > 0:55:13# But it leaves a thought that is big and strong
0:55:13 > 0:55:20# With a wish that is kind and true
0:55:20 > 0:55:28# For memory has painted this perfect day
0:55:28 > 0:55:35# With colours that never fade
0:55:35 > 0:55:43# For we find at the end of a perfect day
0:55:45 > 0:55:54# The soul of a friend we've made
0:55:54 > 0:56:06# So we find at the end of a perfect day
0:56:06 > 0:56:10# The soul
0:56:10 > 0:56:13# Of a friend
0:56:13 > 0:56:22# We've made. #
0:56:22 > 0:56:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:56:25 > 0:56:27ORCHESTRA PLAYS INTRO
0:56:32 > 0:56:34EXCITED CHATTERING
0:56:34 > 0:56:36CHEERING
0:56:41 > 0:56:48# Champagne Charlie is his name Champagne Charlie is his name
0:56:48 > 0:56:52# There's no better drink than fizz, fizz, fizz
0:56:52 > 0:56:55# I'll drink every little drop there is
0:56:55 > 0:56:59# Champagne Charlie is his name
0:56:59 > 0:57:02# Champagne-drinking is his game
0:57:03 > 0:57:06# I'm the idol of the barmaids
0:57:06 > 0:57:10# Champagne Charlie is my name
0:57:10 > 0:57:14# He's the idol of the barmaids
0:57:14 > 0:57:17# Champagne Charlie is his name. #
0:57:17 > 0:57:19APPLAUSE
0:57:25 > 0:57:28Well, here we are, Christmas Eve, family, dear ones,
0:57:28 > 0:57:30and some of our dear friends away from us,
0:57:30 > 0:57:32but they're always close to us.
0:57:32 > 0:57:35And, here tonight, we have 30 years of family,
0:57:35 > 0:57:38it's a little sad, but also very happy.
0:57:38 > 0:57:41And there's just one thing for me to say. Thank you.
0:57:41 > 0:57:45BAND PLAYS INTRO
0:57:47 > 0:57:49# We'll meet again
0:57:49 > 0:57:51# Don't know where
0:57:51 > 0:57:53# Don't know when
0:57:53 > 0:58:01# But I know we'll meet again some sunny day
0:58:03 > 0:58:06# Keep smiling through
0:58:06 > 0:58:10# Just like you always do
0:58:10 > 0:58:17# Till the blue skies drive those dark clouds right away
0:58:17 > 0:58:20# And won't you please say hello
0:58:20 > 0:58:23# To the folks that I know?
0:58:23 > 0:58:25# Tell them I won't be long
0:58:27 > 0:58:29# They'll be happy to know
0:58:29 > 0:58:31# That as you saw me go
0:58:31 > 0:58:34# I was singing this song
0:58:36 > 0:58:38# We'll meet again
0:58:38 > 0:58:41# Don't know where
0:58:41 > 0:58:43# Don't know when
0:58:43 > 0:58:49# But I know we'll meet again some sunny day
0:58:52 > 0:58:55# We'll meet again
0:58:55 > 0:58:57# Don't know where
0:58:57 > 0:58:59# Don't know when
0:58:59 > 0:59:03# But I know we'll meet again
0:59:03 > 0:59:08# Some sunny day
0:59:08 > 0:59:11# Keep smiling through
0:59:11 > 0:59:16# Just like you always do
0:59:16 > 0:59:23# Till the blue skies drive the dark clouds far away
0:59:23 > 0:59:26# And won't you please say hello
0:59:26 > 0:59:28# To the folks that I know?
0:59:28 > 0:59:30# Tell them it won't be long
0:59:32 > 0:59:34# They'll be happy to know
0:59:34 > 0:59:36# That as you saw me go
0:59:36 > 0:59:40# I was singin' this song
0:59:41 > 0:59:43# We'll meet again
0:59:43 > 0:59:46# Don't know where
0:59:46 > 0:59:48# Don't know when
0:59:48 > 0:59:55# But I know we'll meet again some sunny day. #