0:00:05 > 0:00:07# Landlord, fill the flowing bowl
0:00:07 > 0:00:10# Till it doth run over
0:00:10 > 0:00:12# Landlord, fill the flowing bowl
0:00:12 > 0:00:14# Till it doth run over
0:00:14 > 0:00:16# For tonight we'll merry-merry be
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# For tonight we'll merry-merry be
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# For tonight we'll merry-merry be
0:00:20 > 0:00:23# Tomorrow we'll be sober. #
0:00:23 > 0:00:25# Ha-ha-ha hee-hee-hee
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Little brown jug, don't I love thee
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Ha-ha-ha hee-hee-hee
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Little brown jug, don't I love thee
0:00:31 > 0:00:32# Ha-ha-ha hee-hee-hee
0:00:32 > 0:00:34# Little brown jug, don't I love thee
0:00:34 > 0:00:35# Ha-ha-ha hee-hee-hee
0:00:35 > 0:00:37# Little brown jug, don't I love thee
0:00:37 > 0:00:38# Ha-ha-ha hee-hee-hee
0:00:38 > 0:00:40# Little brown jug, don't I love thee
0:00:40 > 0:00:42# Ha-ha-ha hee-hee-hee
0:00:42 > 0:00:44# Little brown jug, don't I love thee! #
0:00:53 > 0:00:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:03 > 0:01:04CHEERING
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Once again!
0:01:06 > 0:01:11Good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- AUDIENCE:- Good evening.
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Oh, once again.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Good evening!
0:01:17 > 0:01:18That's splendid.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22Prognosticatorally,
0:01:22 > 0:01:26primarily, pre-eminently resplendent,
0:01:26 > 0:01:29the Players Theatre!
0:01:39 > 0:01:42# Why do the boys run after the girls
0:01:42 > 0:01:45# And why do the girls love boys?
0:01:45 > 0:01:49# Why do they stroll down green, shady lanes
0:01:49 > 0:01:53# While sharing each other's joys?
0:01:53 > 0:01:56# Ever since Eve made poor old Adam grieve
0:01:56 > 0:02:00# Together they're always found
0:02:00 > 0:02:03# No matter the weather, you'll find them together
0:02:03 > 0:02:07# Just as long as the world goes round
0:02:07 > 0:02:11# Just as long as the world goes round. #
0:02:11 > 0:02:15# And every evening I am seen
0:02:15 > 0:02:18# Walking home with Angeline
0:02:18 > 0:02:22# She's a girl I idolise
0:02:22 > 0:02:26# And she has such gleaming eyes
0:02:26 > 0:02:29# So I'm just as happy as I can be
0:02:29 > 0:02:33# When I'm in her company
0:02:33 > 0:02:35# Troubles while away
0:02:35 > 0:02:37# And the world seems gay
0:02:37 > 0:02:41# When I'm walking home with Angeline
0:02:41 > 0:02:44# When I'm walking home with Angeline. #
0:02:45 > 0:02:47# Keep off the grass
0:02:47 > 0:02:49# Keep off the grass
0:02:49 > 0:02:52# Conduct like this I won't pardon
0:02:52 > 0:02:54# Lay at your ease
0:02:54 > 0:02:56# But if you please
0:02:56 > 0:02:59# Keep off the grass in the garden
0:02:59 > 0:03:02# We will keep off the grass, dear
0:03:02 > 0:03:05- # Keep off the grass - Keep off the grass in the garden
0:03:05 > 0:03:07# I beg your pardon
0:03:07 > 0:03:08- # Lay at your ease - Lay at your ease
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- # But if you please - But if you please
0:03:10 > 0:03:14# Keep off the grass in the garden. #
0:03:17 > 0:03:19# But every little while
0:03:19 > 0:03:23# I feel so lonely
0:03:25 > 0:03:28# Every little while
0:03:28 > 0:03:31# I feel so blue
0:03:32 > 0:03:36# I'm always dreaming
0:03:36 > 0:03:40# I'm always scheming
0:03:40 > 0:03:43# Because I want you
0:03:43 > 0:03:48# And only you
0:03:48 > 0:03:50# My darling
0:03:50 > 0:03:51# Every little while
0:03:51 > 0:03:52# Every little while
0:03:52 > 0:03:55# My heart is aching
0:03:55 > 0:03:58# My heart is aching
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- # Every little while - Every little while
0:04:01 > 0:04:03# I miss your smile
0:04:03 > 0:04:04# I miss your smile
0:04:04 > 0:04:09# And all the time I seem to miss you
0:04:09 > 0:04:13# I want to, want to kiss you
0:04:14 > 0:04:19# Every, every Every little while
0:04:21 > 0:04:26# Darling, every, every
0:04:26 > 0:04:34# Every little while. #
0:04:37 > 0:04:40APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Their hats are almost as orchidaceous as yours, aren't they?
0:04:53 > 0:04:56I promise you you will have the Players once again later on
0:04:56 > 0:04:58in the programme, but now...
0:04:58 > 0:05:03hilarious harbinger of cantillatory,
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Caledonian cajolery
0:05:06 > 0:05:11and concomitant conviviality!
0:05:11 > 0:05:12- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!
0:05:12 > 0:05:14Scottish fun.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18Welcome to Miss Janet Brown.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21APPLAUSE
0:05:22 > 0:05:23Oh!
0:05:23 > 0:05:25Oh, dear, so.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28Oh, stop it, Jock!
0:05:32 > 0:05:34# I'm courting a farmer's laddie
0:05:34 > 0:05:37# He's one of the nicest ever seen
0:05:37 > 0:05:39# His cheeks are rosy, rosy red
0:05:39 > 0:05:42# And his age is just sweet 17
0:05:44 > 0:05:47# But he throws his arms around my neck
0:05:47 > 0:05:49# And tries to steal a kiss
0:05:49 > 0:05:51# Oh, I wriggle and giggle and twist and twiggle
0:05:51 > 0:05:55# And then you hear me shouting this
0:05:55 > 0:06:00# Will you stop yer tickling, Jock?
0:06:00 > 0:06:02# Stop yer tickling, Jock
0:06:02 > 0:06:05# Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty
0:06:05 > 0:06:07# Or you'll mak' me choke
0:06:07 > 0:06:10# Oh, I wish you'd stop yer nonsense
0:06:10 > 0:06:12# Just look at all the folk
0:06:12 > 0:06:14# Will yer stop yer tickling? Ickle-ickle-ickling
0:06:14 > 0:06:17# Stop yer tickling, Jock. #
0:06:17 > 0:06:19Oh, he's terrible, is my Jock.
0:06:19 > 0:06:23Oh, he really is, but he's a lovely boy.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I just wish he was here tonight.
0:06:25 > 0:06:26I do, I do.
0:06:26 > 0:06:29And I must tell you a wee bit about him.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32He's very particular, you know. Oh, yes.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Always takes a bath once a month whether he needs it or not.
0:06:35 > 0:06:37Yes.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40Mind you, there is only one thing worries me.
0:06:40 > 0:06:42I think he's a wee bit mean.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45I do. Yes, I do. I'll tell you why, I'll tell you why.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48I went round to his house the other day
0:06:48 > 0:06:51and he was sitting there with a bag of crisps -
0:06:51 > 0:06:53not eating them, counting them.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57Mind you, I...
0:07:01 > 0:07:05I think he takes his meanness from his father, because he's terrible.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Ssh, is anybody listening?
0:07:07 > 0:07:10Cos I'll tell you why. Do you know,
0:07:10 > 0:07:12he never sends a suit to the cleaners without putting
0:07:12 > 0:07:14a pair of socks in the pocket.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17Is that not just...?
0:07:17 > 0:07:19I said, "Jock, I think this is awful."
0:07:19 > 0:07:22Fancy having a father like that. But that's not all.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25You'll never guess what he did to him when he was a wee boy.
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Tore December out of the calendar
0:07:27 > 0:07:29and said that they'd cancelled Christmas.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34Is that not off? I said to him, "Jock..."
0:07:34 > 0:07:37APPLAUSE
0:07:39 > 0:07:44# Oh, will you stop yer tickling, Jock?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47# Stop yer tickling, Jock
0:07:47 > 0:07:49# Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty
0:07:49 > 0:07:51# Or you'll mak' me choke
0:07:51 > 0:07:53# Oh, I wish you'd stop yer nonsense
0:07:53 > 0:07:55# Just look at all the folk
0:07:55 > 0:07:58# Will yer stop yer tickling? Ickle-ickle-ickling
0:07:58 > 0:08:00# Stop yer tickling, Jock
0:08:00 > 0:08:02# Stop yer tickling, Jock
0:08:02 > 0:08:04# Stop yer tickling, Jock
0:08:04 > 0:08:07# Dinna mak' me laugh so hearty
0:08:07 > 0:08:09# Or you'll mak' me choke
0:08:09 > 0:08:11# Oh, I wish you'd stop yer nonsense
0:08:11 > 0:08:13# Just look at all the folk
0:08:13 > 0:08:16# Will yer stop yer tickling? Ickle-ickle-ickling
0:08:16 > 0:08:18# Stop yer tickling, Jock! #
0:08:18 > 0:08:20Oh, cheerio!
0:08:20 > 0:08:23APPLAUSE
0:08:25 > 0:08:29Continentally contributory to culture.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!
0:08:31 > 0:08:34And I see you're all connoisseurs.
0:08:34 > 0:08:39Impeccable in Iberian immaculacy,
0:08:39 > 0:08:42the Pompoff Thedy Family.
0:09:20 > 0:09:23BELL CLATTERS
0:09:32 > 0:09:34Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
0:09:34 > 0:09:38Now the bell is going to play by itself.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42Play!
0:09:42 > 0:09:44BELL RINGS
0:09:47 > 0:09:49Stop.
0:09:52 > 0:09:56Now watch, because this is very important for the gentlemen.
0:09:59 > 0:10:01BELL CLATTERS
0:10:01 > 0:10:04Well, as you can see, no springs, no strings,
0:10:04 > 0:10:07no batteries, no vitamins, nothing.
0:10:07 > 0:10:10We're going to try once more so watch very carefully.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12BELL CLATTERS
0:10:18 > 0:10:20Are you ready?
0:10:24 > 0:10:25Play.
0:10:25 > 0:10:27BELL RINGS
0:10:29 > 0:10:31No, no, no.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34No!
0:10:34 > 0:10:36THEY SHOUT INDISTINCTLY
0:10:36 > 0:10:38APPLAUSE
0:10:54 > 0:10:56I try to play the clarinet!
0:11:09 > 0:11:11And now, what do you want?
0:11:11 > 0:11:14We're going to play a real concert.
0:11:14 > 0:11:17- A real concert.- Piano and violin.
0:11:17 > 0:11:20I'm playing the piano and he the violin.
0:11:20 > 0:11:22Come on, take care of him.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Play.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37Ah!
0:11:37 > 0:11:39THEY ALL SHOUT INDISTINCTLY
0:11:43 > 0:11:44GUNSHOT
0:11:59 > 0:12:01I am going to play another clarinet.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04I'm going to play Benny Goodman solo.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Sandro, Benny Goodman solo.
0:12:07 > 0:12:08- This is pure jazz.- OK.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14RHYTHMIC HONKING
0:12:16 > 0:12:18That's no good.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Stop. Stop it!
0:12:20 > 0:12:22HONKING CONTINUES
0:12:29 > 0:12:32APPLAUSE
0:12:39 > 0:12:42THEY PLAY JAUNTY MELODY
0:13:13 > 0:13:17APPLAUSE
0:13:19 > 0:13:22CHEERING
0:13:33 > 0:13:36Ineffably ineluctable.
0:13:36 > 0:13:43Welcome back to that numinous nenuphar of nubility,
0:13:43 > 0:13:48our own, your own, Miss Eira Heath!
0:13:48 > 0:13:51APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:13:58 > 0:14:00# Two drummers sat at dinner
0:14:00 > 0:14:04# In a grand hotel one day
0:14:04 > 0:14:06# While dining they were chatting
0:14:06 > 0:14:09# In a jolly sort of way
0:14:09 > 0:14:11# And when a pretty waitress
0:14:11 > 0:14:14# Brought them a tray of food
0:14:14 > 0:14:17# They spoke to her familiarly
0:14:17 > 0:14:21# In manner rather rude
0:14:21 > 0:14:23# At first she did not notice them
0:14:23 > 0:14:26# Or make the least reply
0:14:26 > 0:14:28# But one remark was passed
0:14:28 > 0:14:31# Which brought the teardrops to her eye
0:14:32 > 0:14:35# And facing her tormentor
0:14:35 > 0:14:38# With cheeks now burning red
0:14:38 > 0:14:41# She looked a perfect picture
0:14:41 > 0:14:46# As appealingly she said
0:14:48 > 0:14:52# My mother was a lady
0:14:52 > 0:14:56# Like yours, you will allow
0:14:56 > 0:15:01# And you may have a sister
0:15:01 > 0:15:06# Who needs protection now
0:15:06 > 0:15:10# I've come to this great city
0:15:10 > 0:15:14# To find a brother dear
0:15:14 > 0:15:19# And you wouldn't dare insult me, sir
0:15:19 > 0:15:25# If Jack were only here
0:15:26 > 0:15:31# No, you wouldn't dare insult me, sir
0:15:31 > 0:15:38# If Jack were only here. #
0:15:42 > 0:15:45APPLAUSE
0:15:59 > 0:16:06# 'Mid pleasures and palaces
0:16:06 > 0:16:11# Though we may roam
0:16:11 > 0:16:17# Be it ever so humble
0:16:17 > 0:16:22# There's no place like home
0:16:24 > 0:16:28# A charm from the sky
0:16:28 > 0:16:34# Seems to hallow us there
0:16:35 > 0:16:40# Which seek through the world
0:16:40 > 0:16:46# Is ne'er met with elsewhere
0:16:48 > 0:16:53# Home, home
0:16:53 > 0:16:58# Sweet, sweet home
0:16:58 > 0:17:04# There's no place like home
0:17:04 > 0:17:12# There's no place like home
0:17:23 > 0:17:28# An exile from home
0:17:28 > 0:17:35# Splendour dazzles in vain
0:17:35 > 0:17:40# Oh, give me my lowly
0:17:40 > 0:17:46# Thatched cottage again
0:17:47 > 0:17:52# The birds singing gaily
0:17:52 > 0:17:58# That came at my call
0:17:58 > 0:18:05# Give me them with the peace of mind
0:18:05 > 0:18:10# Dearer than all
0:18:11 > 0:18:17# Home, home
0:18:17 > 0:18:23# Sweet, sweet home
0:18:25 > 0:18:30# There's no place like home
0:18:30 > 0:18:36# There's no place
0:18:36 > 0:18:42# Like home. #
0:18:53 > 0:18:56APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:19:09 > 0:19:13In a manic miscellany
0:19:13 > 0:19:18of multifaceted mountebankery
0:19:18 > 0:19:21and ebullient buffoonery...
0:19:21 > 0:19:24Mr Billy Dainty.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26CHEERING
0:19:26 > 0:19:29JAUNTY MUSIC
0:19:29 > 0:19:32AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG
0:19:32 > 0:19:35MUSIC STOPS, CLAPPING CONTINUES
0:19:42 > 0:19:45In the street of a thousand lanterns
0:19:47 > 0:19:49By the sign of the swinging till
0:19:52 > 0:19:55There's a barmaid known as Nelly And her sister, Cockeyed Lil.
0:20:00 > 0:20:02Oh, take me back to the frozen north
0:20:02 > 0:20:04Where the men are glad to look on
0:20:04 > 0:20:07And the only thing you get when you dance
0:20:07 > 0:20:08Is frostbite on the Yukon.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13I would like to do something perhaps unprecedented for you tonight,
0:20:13 > 0:20:15I'd like to sing.
0:20:15 > 0:20:16AUDIENCE: Oh.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19What do you mean, oh, oh, oh?
0:20:19 > 0:20:20Where did you get this lot from?
0:20:22 > 0:20:24Well, you can get another lot in, I tell you,
0:20:24 > 0:20:26I've gone off them for a start.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28I'd like to sing for you tonight.
0:20:28 > 0:20:30A SMALL CHEER
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Ladies and gentlemen,
0:20:32 > 0:20:35as I say, I've had at least four requests...
0:20:35 > 0:20:38LAUGHTER
0:20:41 > 0:20:45..and three of them were physically impossible to do.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47LAUGHTER
0:20:49 > 0:20:53What a lovely audience now. They've warmed up, they've warmed up!
0:20:53 > 0:20:55- DRUMBEAT - What was that
0:21:00 > 0:21:03APPLAUSE
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Somebody keeps coming on here.
0:21:09 > 0:21:11DRUMBEAT
0:21:14 > 0:21:17Well, we've only rehearsed all day, he's very new.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to take you back
0:21:22 > 0:21:26a few years to the pop singer of grandma's day.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29You know, he was always a baritone.
0:21:29 > 0:21:32MUSIC BEGINS
0:21:52 > 0:21:54# Boots, boots, boots, boots
0:21:54 > 0:21:56# Marching up and down
0:21:56 > 0:21:58# Boots, boots, boots, boots
0:21:58 > 0:22:00# Tramping along again
0:22:00 > 0:22:02# Boots, boots, boots, boots
0:22:02 > 0:22:04# And they're off to Africa
0:22:04 > 0:22:07# Believe in the war
0:22:07 > 0:22:09# Boots, boots, boots, boots
0:22:09 > 0:22:10# Marching up and down again
0:22:10 > 0:22:12# Boots, boots, boots, boots
0:22:12 > 0:22:14# Tramping down the road again
0:22:14 > 0:22:16# Boots, boots, boots, boots
0:22:16 > 0:22:19# And they're all to Timothy Whites for sure
0:22:19 > 0:22:21# Believe in the war. #
0:22:21 > 0:22:23Boots!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25CHEERING
0:22:25 > 0:22:28APPLAUSE
0:22:35 > 0:22:38It's very dangerous throwing things like that, you know.
0:22:38 > 0:22:40It could have hit me on the head.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42I could have grown up silly.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50What a good job I never sing The Fishermen Of England.
0:22:54 > 0:22:57They've gone off the boil over there, they've gone, they've gone.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00Here we are, Wally, take those back.
0:23:01 > 0:23:03That's tuppence on the rates.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07Ladies and gentlemen,
0:23:07 > 0:23:10I'd like to come a little farther along
0:23:10 > 0:23:13to the pop singer who really made the girls swoon,
0:23:13 > 0:23:15the musical comedy star.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17Now, of course he was always a handsome,
0:23:17 > 0:23:20very dashing and a very virile tenor.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23MUSIC BEGINS
0:23:33 > 0:23:36# Drink! Drink! Drink!
0:23:36 > 0:23:40# To eyes that are bright as stars that are shining on me
0:23:40 > 0:23:42# Drink! Drink! Drink!
0:23:42 > 0:23:47# To lips that are red and sweet as the fruit on the tree
0:23:47 > 0:23:53# Here's a hope that those bright eyes will shine
0:23:53 > 0:24:00# Lovingly, longingly
0:24:00 > 0:24:04# Soon into mine
0:24:12 > 0:24:16# Well, drink! Drink!
0:24:16 > 0:24:17# Let the toast start
0:24:17 > 0:24:20# May young love never part
0:24:20 > 0:24:23# Drink! Drink! Drink!
0:24:23 > 0:24:27# Let every true lover salute his sweetheart
0:24:30 > 0:24:33APPLAUSE
0:24:50 > 0:24:56# Here's a hope that those bright eyes will shine
0:24:56 > 0:25:00# Lovingly
0:25:00 > 0:25:04# Longingly...
0:25:04 > 0:25:07AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:25:20 > 0:25:23# Let the toast start
0:25:23 > 0:25:26# May young love never part
0:25:26 > 0:25:29# Drink! Drink! Drink!
0:25:29 > 0:25:32HE SLURS
0:25:33 > 0:25:35Come on, everybody.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40APPLAUSE
0:25:40 > 0:25:42Thank you.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45Thank you.
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Thank you. Please, please, please.
0:25:49 > 0:25:51You might regret it at the end.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53Now...
0:25:53 > 0:25:57we come right up-to-date with a singer perhaps you know so well.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01He won the finals in the wirework and social at the
0:26:01 > 0:26:03British Legion Club,
0:26:03 > 0:26:06Eddie Cruikshanks, comedian.
0:26:06 > 0:26:08MUSIC STARTS
0:26:14 > 0:26:18# No, I've never, never, never
0:26:18 > 0:26:20# I've never seen a straight banana
0:26:20 > 0:26:21# I looked around all over town
0:26:21 > 0:26:24# I've seen bananas standing up I've seen them lying down
0:26:24 > 0:26:25# I've tried very hard to find one
0:26:25 > 0:26:27# I've been to Jamaica and Havana
0:26:27 > 0:26:29# I've never, never, never
0:26:29 > 0:26:31# I've never seen a straight banana
0:26:31 > 0:26:32All together now!
0:26:41 > 0:26:43# I've never, never, never
0:26:43 > 0:26:44# I've never seen a straight banana
0:26:44 > 0:26:47# Doodle-oodle-doo-doo Doodle-oodle-doo-doo
0:26:47 > 0:26:49# Doodle-oodle-doo-doo Bing bong. #
0:26:49 > 0:26:52APPLAUSE
0:27:07 > 0:27:11The acme, the epitome, the zenith
0:27:11 > 0:27:16of exotic Oriental esotericism...
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Chinese tricks.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Chey-Fu-Dey!
0:27:24 > 0:27:27CHEERING
0:30:21 > 0:30:23APPLAUSE
0:30:43 > 0:30:45APPLAUSE
0:30:57 > 0:30:59APPLAUSE
0:31:18 > 0:31:22Reverberant resonances
0:31:22 > 0:31:28in a reminiscent rendition of mellifluous Jolson
0:31:28 > 0:31:32melodies, Mr Vince Hill!
0:31:32 > 0:31:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:42 > 0:31:45# Rock-a-bye your baby
0:31:45 > 0:31:48# With a Dixie melody
0:31:49 > 0:31:52# When you croon
0:31:52 > 0:31:54# Croon a tune
0:31:54 > 0:31:58# From the heart of Dixie
0:31:58 > 0:32:02# Just hang that cradle, mammy mine
0:32:02 > 0:32:07# Right on that Mason-Dixon Line
0:32:07 > 0:32:11# And swing it from Virginia
0:32:11 > 0:32:15# To Tennessee with all the soul that's in ya!
0:32:15 > 0:32:19# Go to the east, go to the west
0:32:19 > 0:32:23# Some day you'll come
0:32:23 > 0:32:25# Weary at heart
0:32:25 > 0:32:31# Back where you started from. #
0:32:31 > 0:32:34# I've been away from you a long time
0:32:34 > 0:32:38# Some day I know I'll love you so
0:32:38 > 0:32:39# My love is real
0:32:39 > 0:32:41# Somehow I feel
0:32:41 > 0:32:44# Near you I long to be
0:32:44 > 0:32:46# Oh, Swanee
0:32:46 > 0:32:48# How I love you, how I love you
0:32:48 > 0:32:51# My dear old Swanee
0:32:51 > 0:32:54# I'd give the world to be
0:32:54 > 0:33:00# Among the folks in D-I-X-I- Even though my mammy's
0:33:00 > 0:33:02# Waiting for me, praying for me
0:33:02 > 0:33:05# Down by the Swanee
0:33:05 > 0:33:09# The folks up north will see me no more
0:33:09 > 0:33:12# When I get to that Swanee shore
0:33:12 > 0:33:15# Swanee, Swanee
0:33:15 > 0:33:19# I'm coming back to Swanee
0:33:19 > 0:33:22# Swanee, Swanee. #
0:33:22 > 0:33:27# I love the old folks at home
0:33:27 > 0:33:32# Where happiness lies
0:33:32 > 0:33:38# Right under your eyes
0:33:38 > 0:33:46# Back in your old back yard. #
0:33:46 > 0:33:54# Though April showers
0:33:54 > 0:33:59# May come your way
0:33:59 > 0:34:03# They bring the flowers
0:34:03 > 0:34:08# That bloom in May
0:34:08 > 0:34:12# So when it's raining
0:34:12 > 0:34:16# Have no regrets
0:34:17 > 0:34:23# Because it isn't raining rain, you know
0:34:23 > 0:34:26# It's raining violets. #
0:34:26 > 0:34:32# And you know you made me love you
0:34:32 > 0:34:35# I didn't want to do it
0:34:35 > 0:34:37# I didn't want to do it
0:34:37 > 0:34:42# You made me want you
0:34:42 > 0:34:44# And all the time you knew it
0:34:44 > 0:34:47# Ah, I guess you always knew it
0:34:47 > 0:34:52# You made me happy sometimes
0:34:52 > 0:34:56# You made me glad
0:34:56 > 0:35:00# But there were times, dear
0:35:00 > 0:35:02# You made me feel so sad. #
0:35:02 > 0:35:04# Ah, something's gotta happen to me
0:35:04 > 0:35:08# Goodbye, Tootsie, goodbye
0:35:08 > 0:35:11# Toot, toot, Tootsie, don't cry
0:35:11 > 0:35:12# Watch for the mail
0:35:12 > 0:35:14# I'll never fail
0:35:14 > 0:35:17# If you don't get a letter then you'll know I'm in jail
0:35:17 > 0:35:21# Oh-ho-ho, toot, toot, Tootsie, goodbye
0:35:21 > 0:35:24# Toot, toot, Tootsie, don't cry. #
0:35:24 > 0:35:28# And California, here I come That's it!
0:35:28 > 0:35:31# Right back where I started from
0:35:31 > 0:35:35# Where bowers of flowers bloom in the sun
0:35:35 > 0:35:38# Each morning at dawning Birdies sing and everything
0:35:38 > 0:35:42# A sun-kissed miss said, "Don't be late"
0:35:42 > 0:35:45# That's why I can hardly wait
0:35:45 > 0:35:48# Open up that Golden Gate
0:35:48 > 0:35:51# California
0:35:51 > 0:35:55# California
0:35:55 > 0:35:59# California. #
0:35:59 > 0:36:04# I'm feeling weary at heart
0:36:04 > 0:36:10# Got to get back where I started from
0:36:13 > 0:36:18# To see my mammy
0:36:19 > 0:36:23# My little mammy
0:36:24 > 0:36:27# The sun shines east
0:36:27 > 0:36:29# The sun shines west
0:36:30 > 0:36:35# But I know where the sun shines best
0:36:35 > 0:36:39# Mammy
0:36:39 > 0:36:45# My little mammy
0:36:45 > 0:36:49# My heartstrings are tangled around
0:36:49 > 0:36:55# Alabammy
0:36:55 > 0:36:59# I'm comin'
0:37:00 > 0:37:05# Sorry if I've made you wait
0:37:05 > 0:37:09# I'm comin'
0:37:09 > 0:37:13# And I'm hopin' that I'm not too late
0:37:13 > 0:37:19# To see my mammy
0:37:19 > 0:37:24# My little mammy
0:37:24 > 0:37:27# I'd walk a million miles
0:37:27 > 0:37:30# For one of your smiles
0:37:30 > 0:37:36# My mammy. #
0:37:36 > 0:37:41# Rock-a-bye your rock-a-bye baby
0:37:41 > 0:37:46# With a Dixie
0:37:46 > 0:37:57# Melody. #
0:37:59 > 0:38:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:19 > 0:38:24Outrageously epicene exploitation
0:38:24 > 0:38:27of idiosyncratic egocentricity!
0:38:27 > 0:38:30AUDIENCE GASPS Who?
0:38:30 > 0:38:35Who but Mr Larry Grayson?!
0:38:35 > 0:38:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:46 > 0:38:47How are you? All right?
0:38:53 > 0:38:55Oh, the agony I'm going through!
0:38:55 > 0:38:57LAUGHTER
0:38:57 > 0:39:00If I could only lie down for a minute. How are you?
0:39:00 > 0:39:03Are you all right? From Bridlington?
0:39:03 > 0:39:08Hull? Hull? I thought so. You always get the common lot on this side.
0:39:08 > 0:39:10LAUGHTER
0:39:10 > 0:39:12Do you know, honestly, I was just saying to the, er...
0:39:12 > 0:39:15I hate this band. I was just saying...
0:39:15 > 0:39:19The drummer's anybody's for a doughnut. I can tell you this...
0:39:19 > 0:39:20LAUGHTER
0:39:20 > 0:39:21Eh?
0:39:22 > 0:39:25What a gay day! I tell you...
0:39:25 > 0:39:27I've got the worms. I tell you this...
0:39:27 > 0:39:29LAUGHTER
0:39:29 > 0:39:31I have just been...
0:39:31 > 0:39:32Oh, hello!
0:39:34 > 0:39:37- I have just been... - LAUGHTER
0:39:39 > 0:39:42I've just been... Listen, you'll laugh at this, you will.
0:39:42 > 0:39:44- MAN HECKLES - You will!
0:39:44 > 0:39:45- I've got to! - LARRY LAUGHS
0:39:45 > 0:39:48Seems like a nice man. Listen, listen...
0:39:51 > 0:39:53But I tell you this, I can tell you,
0:39:53 > 0:39:55I'm very lucky to be sitting here tonight.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58I'm very lucky because, ooh, I've been in agony.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00I mean, you know, the weather. I mean the damp.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02It took me five minutes to get out of bed this morning.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06And to think I used to get out of the hammock in two seconds.
0:40:06 > 0:40:09It's the truth. Mind you, today...
0:40:09 > 0:40:12I'm a bit brighter tonight, but what was I like this morning, Leonard?
0:40:12 > 0:40:15I was as limp as a vicar's handshake. I was like this...
0:40:15 > 0:40:16LAUGHTER
0:40:16 > 0:40:19But, you see, recently... No, listen!
0:40:20 > 0:40:23My hair wants washing. No, recently...
0:40:23 > 0:40:26I had the kiss of life. Well, now, what happened...
0:40:26 > 0:40:28Don't be so lucky, you!
0:40:28 > 0:40:30LAUGHTER
0:40:30 > 0:40:33Look, I was sitting at home the other morning,
0:40:33 > 0:40:36and Everard came round to see me,
0:40:36 > 0:40:38with his friend, Michael Bonaventure.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41He came in, he said, "Are you prepared?"
0:40:41 > 0:40:45I said, "What for?" He said... He said, "Tonight."
0:40:45 > 0:40:46He said, "It's the grand dance,"
0:40:46 > 0:40:49he said, "tonight at the Corn Exchange.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52"And they want you to take part in the tableau in the cabaret."
0:40:52 > 0:40:55I said, "Everard," I said, "I haven't taken part in the tableau
0:40:55 > 0:41:00"for a long time, you see, with, you know, me trouble."
0:41:00 > 0:41:04But he said, "It's the Christmas dance, you must be there!"
0:41:04 > 0:41:07So I said, well, I thought, you've got to give a little.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10I thought, you know, put your troubles behind you.
0:41:10 > 0:41:13You have, haven't you? Love that dress. So...
0:41:13 > 0:41:16He said... Oh, it's got Hull all over it. But anyway...
0:41:16 > 0:41:18LAUGHTER
0:41:18 > 0:41:21Have you come on a trawler? Anyway...
0:41:21 > 0:41:23So, listen...
0:41:23 > 0:41:25LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:41:29 > 0:41:30So, listen, no, listen.
0:41:30 > 0:41:33So, you see, they wanted me to get on the top with
0:41:33 > 0:41:36a Union Jack and wave it, see?
0:41:36 > 0:41:38Well, of course, I'm game for anything, as you know.
0:41:38 > 0:41:39Well...
0:41:41 > 0:41:44Don't tell 'em I'm six. Well...
0:41:44 > 0:41:48Anyway, we got in the middle of the floor, you see, and it was
0:41:48 > 0:41:52all lovely, and then I climbed up to the top to wave the banner.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55Well, it was all very lovely,
0:41:55 > 0:41:58and then I think someone must have coughed.
0:41:58 > 0:42:00LAUGHTER
0:42:04 > 0:42:06Cos the next thing I remember...
0:42:08 > 0:42:10..I was under the lot of them.
0:42:10 > 0:42:11I felt a hand in me pocket,
0:42:11 > 0:42:15I thought somebody was after me loose change, and I was...
0:42:15 > 0:42:17And I lost me dickie, but I was...
0:42:19 > 0:42:21And I haven't really been right since.
0:42:21 > 0:42:24You know, I haven't been right at all. And I went...
0:42:24 > 0:42:27- AUDIENCE: Aww...! - No, don't, please, no, you mustn't.
0:42:27 > 0:42:28Oh, you're a policeman over there!
0:42:28 > 0:42:31Did you know Crippen? Well, I tell you what...
0:42:31 > 0:42:33LAUGHTER
0:42:33 > 0:42:35I was going to do a little song here
0:42:35 > 0:42:38entitled Come Back To Sorrento And We'll Go Straight On To Bradford,
0:42:38 > 0:42:40but what I'm going to do...
0:42:40 > 0:42:43It's a love song, this, it's a love...
0:42:43 > 0:42:44The heat from that candle!
0:42:44 > 0:42:46I'm going to... Love your hat.
0:42:48 > 0:42:49Is it a dove, or...?
0:42:50 > 0:42:54Is it? A bird of paradise? Lovely. Is that your husband?
0:42:54 > 0:42:55Soon to be.
0:42:55 > 0:43:00Oh, how lovely, oh, soon to be! Lovely, in the new year?
0:43:00 > 0:43:02In April, oh, how lovely.
0:43:03 > 0:43:04I could almost cry.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06LAUGHTER
0:43:09 > 0:43:11Did you know Mary Pickford very well?
0:43:11 > 0:43:13LAUGHTER
0:43:13 > 0:43:19# Lovers, sitting, looking shy
0:43:19 > 0:43:24# As lovers sometimes will
0:43:25 > 0:43:31# Waiting for that hour of bliss
0:43:31 > 0:43:35# When all the house was still
0:43:37 > 0:43:41# Then her mama went out
0:43:41 > 0:43:45# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee
0:43:45 > 0:43:49# Then her papa went out
0:43:49 > 0:43:53# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee
0:43:53 > 0:43:56# There they were on their own
0:43:56 > 0:43:59# The two of them all alone
0:43:59 > 0:44:03# Waiting to be, longing to be
0:44:03 > 0:44:07# Hoping to be alone
0:44:07 > 0:44:10# Nobody else about
0:44:10 > 0:44:14# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee
0:44:14 > 0:44:18# Then his cigar went out
0:44:18 > 0:44:22# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee
0:44:22 > 0:44:26# Even the fire went out
0:44:26 > 0:44:29# But when the lights went out
0:44:31 > 0:44:34# La-da-da
0:44:34 > 0:44:36# Dee-da, dee-da
0:44:36 > 0:44:41# Dee-da, da-dee. #
0:44:41 > 0:44:42OK, what we'll do, Bernard,
0:44:42 > 0:44:46as it's the last time we shall have a chance to sing Dee-Da, Dee-Da
0:44:46 > 0:44:47in 1977 before we go into 1978,
0:44:47 > 0:44:50I think we ought to do it just once more.
0:44:50 > 0:44:52Would you like to do it once more again?
0:44:52 > 0:44:54- Do you think so, Leonard? - Oh, I'm sure.
0:44:54 > 0:44:58Would you like to do it up there? Would you like to do it? You would?
0:45:00 > 0:45:03Well, we're going to do it anyway, so please yourselves!
0:45:06 > 0:45:10# Then her mama went out
0:45:10 > 0:45:14AUDIENCE: # Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee
0:45:14 > 0:45:17# Then her papa, he went out
0:45:17 > 0:45:22# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee
0:45:22 > 0:45:25# There they were on their own
0:45:25 > 0:45:28# The two of 'em all alone
0:45:28 > 0:45:32# They were waiting to be, hoping to be
0:45:32 > 0:45:36# Longing to be alone
0:45:36 > 0:45:39# Nobody else about
0:45:39 > 0:45:43# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee
0:45:43 > 0:45:46# Then his cigar went out
0:45:46 > 0:45:51# Dee-da, dee-da, dee-da, dee-dee
0:45:51 > 0:45:54# Even the fire went out
0:45:55 > 0:45:59# But when the lights went out... #
0:45:59 > 0:46:00Breath.
0:46:02 > 0:46:05# Dee-da, dee-da
0:46:05 > 0:46:07# Dee-da, dee-da
0:46:07 > 0:46:13# Dee-da, da-dee! #
0:46:13 > 0:46:16- APPLAUSE - # Even the fire went out
0:46:16 > 0:46:20# But when the lights went out
0:46:20 > 0:46:23# Dee-da, dee-da
0:46:23 > 0:46:26# Dee-da, dee-da
0:46:26 > 0:46:31# Dee-da, da-dee! #
0:46:32 > 0:46:34APPLAUSE
0:46:43 > 0:46:45To usher in the new year,
0:46:45 > 0:46:48the Players Theatre, the entire company,
0:46:48 > 0:46:53Mr Bernard Herrmann, the entire and incomparable orchestra...!
0:46:53 > 0:46:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:46:56 > 0:47:02But this time, chiefly, yourselves!
0:47:08 > 0:47:11# Beer, beer, glorious beer
0:47:11 > 0:47:14# Fill yourselves right up to here
0:47:14 > 0:47:17# Drink a good deal of it Make a good meal of it
0:47:17 > 0:47:21# Stick to your old-fashioned beer
0:47:21 > 0:47:24# Don't be afraid of it Drink till you're made of it
0:47:24 > 0:47:27# Now, all together, a cheer Hooray!
0:47:27 > 0:47:31# Up with the sale of it Down with a pail of it
0:47:31 > 0:47:34# Glorious, glorious beer
0:47:34 > 0:47:38# Bella is the barmaid, ah-ha-ha
0:47:38 > 0:47:41# Bella is the barmaid at the Rising Star... #
0:47:41 > 0:47:45'Ere! Before I pull another pint, you gentlemen haven't paid!
0:47:45 > 0:47:49# Oh, Bella is the bar-bar-bar-barmaid
0:47:49 > 0:47:53# Bella is the barmaid, ah-ha-ha
0:47:53 > 0:47:56# Bella is the barmaid at the Rising Star... #
0:47:56 > 0:48:00Now all fill up your glasses but remember what I say!
0:48:00 > 0:48:04# Bella is the bar-bar-bar-barmaid! #
0:48:04 > 0:48:06MUSIC COVERS CHATTER
0:48:06 > 0:48:08Come and give us a good song!
0:48:08 > 0:48:09All right, if you say so, OK.
0:48:13 > 0:48:19# I saw the old homestead and faces I love
0:48:19 > 0:48:25# I saw England's valleys and dells And dells
0:48:25 > 0:48:30# And I listened with joy As I did when a boy
0:48:30 > 0:48:36# To the sound of the old village bells
0:48:36 > 0:48:41# The log was burning brightly
0:48:41 > 0:48:46# 'Twas a light that would banish all sin
0:48:46 > 0:48:51# For the bells were ringing the old year out
0:48:51 > 0:48:57# And the new year in
0:48:57 > 0:49:02# The log was burning brightly
0:49:02 > 0:49:07# 'Twas a night that would banish all sin
0:49:07 > 0:49:12# For the bells were ringing the old year out
0:49:12 > 0:49:19# And the new year in! #
0:49:19 > 0:49:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:49:24 > 0:49:26ONSTAGE LAUGHTER AND CHATTER
0:49:32 > 0:49:35# Matilda Buggins is the name
0:49:35 > 0:49:37# Of the girl I did admire
0:49:37 > 0:49:39# When first I set my eyes on her
0:49:39 > 0:49:42# She set my heart on fire
0:49:42 > 0:49:44# I used to go and see her
0:49:44 > 0:49:46# Every evening for a spoon
0:49:46 > 0:49:50# And spend my wages on her On a Saturday afternoon
0:49:53 > 0:49:55# But, oh, alas, alack a day
0:49:55 > 0:49:57# It was an evil hour
0:49:57 > 0:49:59# I took her to the music hall
0:49:59 > 0:50:02# To get away from the shower
0:50:02 > 0:50:04# She never looked at the stage at all
0:50:04 > 0:50:06# To me it seemed so rum
0:50:06 > 0:50:09# She never took her eyes away
0:50:09 > 0:50:13# From the fella what played the drum
0:50:13 > 0:50:16# She wouldn't go into the balcony
0:50:16 > 0:50:18# Or into the circle stall
0:50:18 > 0:50:20# She wouldn't go into the gallery
0:50:20 > 0:50:22# For fear that she would fall
0:50:22 > 0:50:24# She wouldn't go into the boxes
0:50:24 > 0:50:25# It made her feel so glum
0:50:25 > 0:50:27# She wanted to sit in the front of the pit
0:50:27 > 0:50:29# With the fella who played the drum!
0:50:31 > 0:50:33# But soon she learned the dreadful news
0:50:33 > 0:50:34# That he had got a wife
0:50:34 > 0:50:36# It near...!
0:50:37 > 0:50:42# It nearly knocked the stuffing Out of poor Matilda's life
0:50:43 > 0:50:46# She tried her tricks on me again
0:50:46 > 0:50:47# No sympathy I had
0:50:47 > 0:50:50# And the latest news concerning her
0:50:50 > 0:50:52# Is that she is going mad! #
0:50:52 > 0:50:54MATILDA AND THE CAST SHRIEK
0:50:56 > 0:50:58# Well, the Army of Salvation
0:50:58 > 0:51:00# She has joined to ease her mind
0:51:00 > 0:51:02# And with her tambourine in hand
0:51:02 > 0:51:05# Matilda you can find
0:51:05 > 0:51:07- # She shouts out... - Hallelujah!
0:51:07 > 0:51:10# There's a glorious time to come
0:51:10 > 0:51:12# So come and join the mighty throng
0:51:12 > 0:51:15# And my fella who plays the drum!
0:51:15 > 0:51:18HE THUMPS THE DRUM
0:51:19 > 0:51:21# I wouldn't go into the balcony
0:51:21 > 0:51:23# I wouldn't go into the stall
0:51:23 > 0:51:25# I wouldn't go into the gallery
0:51:25 > 0:51:27# For fear that I should fall
0:51:27 > 0:51:29# I wouldn't go into the boxes
0:51:29 > 0:51:30# They made me feel so glum
0:51:30 > 0:51:32# I wanted to sit in the front of the pit
0:51:32 > 0:51:34# With my fella who plays the drum
0:51:34 > 0:51:36# She wouldn't go into the balcony
0:51:36 > 0:51:38# Or into the central stall
0:51:38 > 0:51:40# She wouldn't go into the gallery
0:51:40 > 0:51:42# For fear that she should fall
0:51:42 > 0:51:44# She wouldn't go into the boxes
0:51:44 > 0:51:45# They made her feel so glum
0:51:45 > 0:51:47# She wanted to sit in the front of the pit
0:51:47 > 0:51:49# With the fella who plays the drum
0:51:49 > 0:51:51# She wanted to sit
0:51:51 > 0:51:53# In the front of the pit
0:51:53 > 0:51:59# With the fella who plays the drum! #
0:51:59 > 0:52:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:52:10 > 0:52:13Ooh, that's a nifty titfer you've got there!
0:52:13 > 0:52:14Where did that come from?
0:52:14 > 0:52:16I'm very glad you asked me that.
0:52:16 > 0:52:21# Now, how I came to get this hat Is very strange and funny
0:52:21 > 0:52:25# Grandfather died and left to me His property and money
0:52:25 > 0:52:29# And when the will it was read out They told me straight and flat
0:52:29 > 0:52:33# If I would have his money I must always wear his hat
0:52:33 > 0:52:36# And now everywhere I go
0:52:36 > 0:52:37# People shout out...
0:52:37 > 0:52:39# Where did you get that hat?
0:52:39 > 0:52:41# Where did you get that tile?
0:52:41 > 0:52:42# Oh, isn't it a nobby one
0:52:42 > 0:52:44# And just the proper style?
0:52:44 > 0:52:46# I should like to have one
0:52:46 > 0:52:47# Just the same as that
0:52:47 > 0:52:51# Where e'er I go, they shout hello Where did you get that hat? #
0:52:52 > 0:52:56You know, everywhere I go people laugh at me and my hat!
0:52:56 > 0:52:57Yeah, they do. I don't know why.
0:52:57 > 0:53:00It's a beautiful hat and that, a beautiful piece of material.
0:53:00 > 0:53:02Feel that, Norman, feel it.
0:53:02 > 0:53:03It's felt.
0:53:05 > 0:53:09# Grandfather served with Nelson Upon the briny sea
0:53:09 > 0:53:13# And braced upon the quarterdeck There were none so brave as he
0:53:13 > 0:53:18# When Nelson got his fatal wound And on the deck did swoon
0:53:18 > 0:53:22# Instead of kissing Hardy He began to croon this tune!
0:53:22 > 0:53:24# Where did you get that hat?
0:53:24 > 0:53:25# Where did you get that tile?
0:53:25 > 0:53:27# Oh, isn't it a nobby one
0:53:27 > 0:53:29# And just the proper style?
0:53:29 > 0:53:31# I should like to have one
0:53:31 > 0:53:32# Just the same as that
0:53:32 > 0:53:36# Where e'er I go, they shout hello Where did you get that hat?
0:53:36 > 0:53:37# La-di-da... #
0:53:37 > 0:53:39ONSTAGE CHATTERING
0:53:42 > 0:53:45Now, following in Father's footsteps,
0:53:45 > 0:53:47I got married just last week.
0:53:47 > 0:53:50# And naturally I wore this hat
0:53:50 > 0:53:52# Tradition so to keep
0:53:52 > 0:53:54# But halfway through the service
0:53:54 > 0:53:56# When I came to say, "I do"
0:53:56 > 0:54:00# The vicar said, "But first There is one thing I'll ask of you"
0:54:00 > 0:54:02# Where did you get that hat?
0:54:02 > 0:54:04# Where did you get that tile?
0:54:04 > 0:54:06# Oh, isn't it a nobby one
0:54:06 > 0:54:07# And just the proper style?
0:54:07 > 0:54:09# I should like to have one
0:54:09 > 0:54:11# Just the same as that
0:54:11 > 0:54:13# Where e'er I go they shout hello
0:54:13 > 0:54:14# Where did you get that hat?
0:54:14 > 0:54:16# Oh, where did you get that hat?
0:54:16 > 0:54:18# Where did you get that tile?
0:54:18 > 0:54:19# Oh, isn't it a nobby one
0:54:19 > 0:54:21# And just the proper style?
0:54:21 > 0:54:23# I should like to have one
0:54:23 > 0:54:24# Just the same as that
0:54:24 > 0:54:26# Where e'er I go they shout hello
0:54:26 > 0:54:31# Where did you get that hat? #
0:54:32 > 0:54:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:54:37 > 0:54:38# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay
0:54:38 > 0:54:40# Out for the day today
0:54:40 > 0:54:43# Nobody cares what people think or say
0:54:43 > 0:54:45# Our little lot's OK
0:54:45 > 0:54:47# In our little tin-pot way
0:54:47 > 0:54:50# Rum-tiddley-um-tum Tee-i-ee-i-ay
0:54:50 > 0:54:51# The ladies, of us three
0:54:51 > 0:54:53# Ooh, that's including me!
0:54:53 > 0:54:55# We've just had a beano
0:54:55 > 0:54:56# A grand one, well, you know!
0:54:56 > 0:54:58# We've enjoyed it too
0:54:58 > 0:55:00# Just as much as you
0:55:00 > 0:55:01# What a celebration
0:55:01 > 0:55:03# Throughout all the nation
0:55:03 > 0:55:05# Started off a treat
0:55:05 > 0:55:06# Crowds were in the street
0:55:06 > 0:55:09# People stand and whisper when we're on our beat
0:55:09 > 0:55:11# What a time we had
0:55:11 > 0:55:13# There ain't time for sad
0:55:13 > 0:55:16# You will hear the bells a-ringing
0:55:16 > 0:55:20# Specially when they all start singing
0:55:20 > 0:55:22# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay
0:55:22 > 0:55:24# Out for the day today
0:55:24 > 0:55:27# Nobody cares what people think or say
0:55:27 > 0:55:29# Our little lot's OK
0:55:29 > 0:55:30# In our little tin-pot way
0:55:30 > 0:55:33# Rum-tiddly-um-tum Tee-i-ee-i-ay
0:55:33 > 0:55:34# Wahey!
0:55:34 > 0:55:35# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay
0:55:35 > 0:55:37# Our for the day today
0:55:37 > 0:55:40# Nobody cares what people think or say
0:55:40 > 0:55:42# Our little lot's OK
0:55:42 > 0:55:43# In our little tin-pot way
0:55:43 > 0:55:45# Rum-tiddley-um-tum Tee-i-ee-i
0:55:45 > 0:55:47# Rum-tiddley-um-tum Tee-i-ee-i
0:55:47 > 0:55:49# Rum-tiddley-um-tum Tee-i-ee-i-ay
0:55:49 > 0:55:50# Hooray! #
0:55:50 > 0:55:52APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:56:02 > 0:56:07# Land of hope and glory... #
0:56:07 > 0:56:10We don't sing that one, not on New Year's Eve!
0:56:10 > 0:56:13You leave him alone. Go on, have a go, mate!
0:56:13 > 0:56:15Yeah, go on, it's lovely!
0:56:17 > 0:56:23# Who are born of thee
0:56:23 > 0:56:28# Wider still and wider
0:56:28 > 0:56:34# Shall thy bounds be set
0:56:34 > 0:56:39# God, who made thee mighty
0:56:39 > 0:56:45# Make thee mightier yet
0:56:45 > 0:56:50# God, who made thee mighty
0:56:50 > 0:56:56# Make thee mightier yet
0:56:56 > 0:57:02# Land of hope and glory
0:57:02 > 0:57:07# Mother of the free
0:57:07 > 0:57:12# How shall we extol thee
0:57:12 > 0:57:18# Who are born of thee?
0:57:18 > 0:57:23# Wider still and wider
0:57:23 > 0:57:29# Shall thy bounds be set
0:57:29 > 0:57:34# God, who made thee mighty
0:57:34 > 0:57:41# Make thee mightier yet
0:57:41 > 0:57:48# God, who made thee mighty
0:57:48 > 0:57:55# Make thee mightier
0:57:55 > 0:58:01# Yet. #
0:58:06 > 0:58:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:58:08 > 0:58:13# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
0:58:13 > 0:58:18# And never brought to mind?
0:58:18 > 0:58:23# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
0:58:23 > 0:58:28# For the sake of auld lang syne?
0:58:28 > 0:58:33# For auld lang syne, my dear
0:58:33 > 0:58:38# For auld lang syne
0:58:38 > 0:58:43# We'll take a cup of kindness yet
0:58:43 > 0:58:49# For the sake of auld lang syne
0:58:49 > 0:58:54# For auld lang syne, my dear
0:58:54 > 0:58:59# For auld lang syne
0:58:59 > 0:59:05# We'll take a cup of kindness yet
0:59:05 > 0:59:13# For the sake of auld lang syne. #
0:59:13 > 0:59:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE