0:00:09 > 0:00:14ALL: # I'll be your sweetheart
0:00:14 > 0:00:18# If you will be mine
0:00:18 > 0:00:22# All my life
0:00:22 > 0:00:28# I'll be your Valentine
0:00:28 > 0:00:32# Bluebells I've gathered
0:00:32 > 0:00:37# Take them and be true
0:00:37 > 0:00:41# When I'm a man, my plan
0:00:41 > 0:00:48# Will be to marry you. #
0:00:48 > 0:00:51CHEERING
0:00:52 > 0:00:55BAND PLAYS FANFARE
0:00:57 > 0:00:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:05 > 0:01:08CHEERING
0:01:08 > 0:01:10Once again...
0:01:10 > 0:01:15good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
0:01:15 > 0:01:17- AUDIENCE:- Good evening!
0:01:17 > 0:01:18Lovely!
0:01:18 > 0:01:20Heterogeneity...
0:01:20 > 0:01:22Ooh!
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- ..histrionically... - Ooh!
0:01:25 > 0:01:28- ..homogenised for your... - Ooh!
0:01:28 > 0:01:32- ..uninhibited hilarity... - CHEERING
0:01:32 > 0:01:36..enhanced in harmonious exhilaration...
0:01:36 > 0:01:40- Ooh! - ..by that exemplary octet,
0:01:40 > 0:01:43the Players Theatre!
0:01:43 > 0:01:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:52 > 0:01:54My turn!
0:02:00 > 0:02:04# Strolling round the town Rolling up and down
0:02:04 > 0:02:08# Tasting every kind of plate Having a fine old time of late
0:02:08 > 0:02:11# Talk with all the boys And then very soon
0:02:11 > 0:02:14# We're all, we're all bibbety-babbety-boo
0:02:14 > 0:02:18# So come with me down Regent Street
0:02:18 > 0:02:22# Yes, come with me down Regent Street
0:02:22 > 0:02:25# No more strolling down the Strand
0:02:25 > 0:02:28# Strolling down the Strand isn't half so grand
0:02:28 > 0:02:32# So come with me down Regent Street
0:02:32 > 0:02:35# And everyone we'll please
0:02:35 > 0:02:37# We're all right and you're all right
0:02:37 > 0:02:39# And you're all right and you're away
0:02:39 > 0:02:42# When you're off down Regent Street
0:02:42 > 0:02:44# We're all right and you're all right
0:02:44 > 0:02:46# And you're all right and you're away
0:02:46 > 0:02:49# When you're off down Regent Street. #
0:02:54 > 0:02:58# We'll have oysters and wine at 2am
0:02:58 > 0:03:02# 2am, 2am
0:03:02 > 0:03:06# Oysters and wine at 2am
0:03:06 > 0:03:10# Oysters and wine at two
0:03:10 > 0:03:14# Oysters and wine at 2am
0:03:14 > 0:03:18# 2am, 2am
0:03:18 > 0:03:22# Oysters and wine at 2am
0:03:22 > 0:03:26# Oysters and wine at two. #
0:03:29 > 0:03:34# When you're living down in Poverty Street
0:03:34 > 0:03:39# Nobody knocks at your door
0:03:39 > 0:03:44# When you're living down in Poverty Street
0:03:44 > 0:03:48# Folks all know you're poor
0:03:48 > 0:03:53# But when your bit of silver turns into gold
0:03:53 > 0:03:57# It drives away all care
0:03:57 > 0:04:02# And then you'll find that everybody's knocking at your door
0:04:02 > 0:04:07# When you're living in Golden Square
0:04:07 > 0:04:12# When you're living in Golden Square. #
0:04:12 > 0:04:19# Let's all go down the Strand Let's all go down the Strand
0:04:19 > 0:04:23# I'll be leader, you can march behind
0:04:23 > 0:04:26# Come with me and see what we can find
0:04:26 > 0:04:30# Let's all go down the Strand
0:04:30 > 0:04:33# Oh, what a happy band
0:04:33 > 0:04:35# That's the place for fun and noise
0:04:35 > 0:04:37# All among the girls and boys
0:04:37 > 0:04:40# So let's all go down the Strand
0:04:40 > 0:04:47# Let's all go down the Strand Let's all go down the Strand
0:04:47 > 0:04:51# I'll be leader, you can march behind
0:04:51 > 0:04:55# Come with me and see what we can find
0:04:55 > 0:04:58# Let's all go down the Strand
0:04:58 > 0:05:01# Oh, what a happy band
0:05:01 > 0:05:03# That's the place for fun and noise
0:05:03 > 0:05:05# All amongst the girls and boys
0:05:05 > 0:05:09# So let's all go down the Strand
0:05:09 > 0:05:13# Let's all go down the Strand! #
0:05:15 > 0:05:17CHEERING
0:05:23 > 0:05:27Advertising a vintage votive offering...
0:05:27 > 0:05:31- AUDIENCE:- Ooh! - ..of invigorating effervescence...
0:05:31 > 0:05:32CHEERING
0:05:32 > 0:05:34Bubbles!
0:05:34 > 0:05:39..Miss Josephine Gordon and Mr Michael Darbyshire!
0:05:39 > 0:05:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:48 > 0:05:51Some like seltzer mixed with sherry
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Others nothing but Mosel
0:05:53 > 0:05:56Some on bitter beer get merry
0:05:56 > 0:05:58All those things are very well
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Some drink anything that's handy
0:06:02 > 0:06:05Wine, ale, spirits or all three
0:06:05 > 0:06:08They may keep their beer and brandy
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Clicquot is the drink for me.
0:06:11 > 0:06:13DRUM ROLL
0:06:18 > 0:06:21Yes, Clicquot is the drink for me.
0:06:23 > 0:06:25LAUGHTER
0:06:31 > 0:06:33(In the glass!)
0:06:36 > 0:06:38Pop goes the cork, and as the bright,
0:06:38 > 0:06:40golden nectar sparkles in the glass...
0:06:40 > 0:06:43..I sing.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:06:45 > 0:06:47# That's the stuff to make you jolly
0:06:47 > 0:06:49# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:06:49 > 0:06:51# Soon we'll banish melancholy
0:06:51 > 0:06:53# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:06:53 > 0:06:55# Drinking other wine is folly
0:06:55 > 0:06:57# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:06:57 > 0:06:59# That's the drink for me
0:07:03 > 0:07:08At the picnic, though the custard gets mixed up with pigeon pie
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Though the tarts...
0:07:10 > 0:07:12be full of mustard
0:07:12 > 0:07:14"Is the wine all right?" I cry
0:07:14 > 0:07:16Cli... HE HICCUPS
0:07:16 > 0:07:18..cquot quickly makes you jolly
0:07:18 > 0:07:21Lovely eyes then brighter grow
0:07:21 > 0:07:23Who could then be melancholy?
0:07:23 > 0:07:26Fascinating, gay Clicquot
0:07:26 > 0:07:30Yes, and what a splendid opportunity to pop the question
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Amidst the popping of the corks
0:07:32 > 0:07:34And if you can't think what to say
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Just whisper in her ear.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38Pop goes the cork!
0:07:38 > 0:07:41And as the bright, golden nectar sparkles in the glass...
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- ..I sing. - Cheek!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:07:45 > 0:07:47# That's the stuff to make you jolly
0:07:47 > 0:07:49# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:07:49 > 0:07:51# Soon we'll banish melancholy
0:07:51 > 0:07:53# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:07:53 > 0:07:55# Drinking other wine is folly
0:07:55 > 0:07:57# Clicquot, Clicquot SHE BLOWS HER NOSE LOUDLY
0:07:57 > 0:07:58# That's the drink for me!
0:08:00 > 0:08:03Here, hang on. Hold that, dear!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Silly me!
0:08:05 > 0:08:06SHE LAUGHS
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Pop goes the cork, and as the bright,
0:08:08 > 0:08:10golden nectar sparkles in the glass...
0:08:10 > 0:08:12..I sing.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:08:14 > 0:08:16# That's the stuff to make you jolly
0:08:16 > 0:08:18# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:08:18 > 0:08:20# Soon we'll banish melancholy
0:08:20 > 0:08:22# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:08:22 > 0:08:24# Drinking other wine is folly
0:08:24 > 0:08:26# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:08:26 > 0:08:28# That's the drink for me
0:08:31 > 0:08:34At the ball, your gay beloved dances all around the floor
0:08:34 > 0:08:38Shows her knees with skirts above and the fellas ask for more
0:08:38 > 0:08:41All they really want is... Phew!
0:08:41 > 0:08:43Clicquot is the... Cl...Cl...
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Clicquot is the drink for me!
0:08:45 > 0:08:46Pop goes the cork...
0:08:46 > 0:08:49HE IMITATES HER: And as the light, golden nectar sparkles in the glass,
0:08:49 > 0:08:51I sing! SHE SHRIEKS WITH LAUGHTER
0:08:51 > 0:08:52# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:08:52 > 0:08:54- # That's the stuff to make you jolly - Oh!
0:08:54 > 0:08:56# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:08:56 > 0:08:58# Soon we'll banish melancholy
0:08:58 > 0:09:00# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:09:00 > 0:09:02# Drinking other wine is folly
0:09:02 > 0:09:03# Clicquot, Clicquot
0:09:03 > 0:09:05# That's the drink for me. #
0:09:07 > 0:09:09When, er... Oh.
0:09:09 > 0:09:10SHE SHRIEKS
0:09:24 > 0:09:26- Dithyrambic... - Ooh!
0:09:26 > 0:09:32..in deliquescent dynamism, admirably adorable,
0:09:32 > 0:09:35your own, your very, very own
0:09:35 > 0:09:38Miss Sheila Mathews!
0:09:38 > 0:09:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:46 > 0:09:53# Let the great big world keep on turning round
0:09:53 > 0:09:59# Now I've found someone like you
0:10:00 > 0:10:05# With someone like you
0:10:05 > 0:10:08# A pal so good and true
0:10:08 > 0:10:13# I'd like to leave it all behind
0:10:13 > 0:10:15# And go and find
0:10:15 > 0:10:19# A place that's known
0:10:19 > 0:10:22# To God alone
0:10:22 > 0:10:29AUDIENCE JOINS IN # Just a spot to call our own
0:10:29 > 0:10:32# We'll find perfect peace
0:10:32 > 0:10:35# Where joys never cease
0:10:35 > 0:10:42# Out there beneath a kindly sky
0:10:42 > 0:10:45# We'll build a sweet little nest
0:10:45 > 0:10:48# Somewhere in the west
0:10:48 > 0:10:56# And let the rest of the world go by. #
0:10:58 > 0:11:04# As the golden sun sinks in the hills
0:11:04 > 0:11:09# And the toil of the long day is o'er
0:11:09 > 0:11:12# Though the road may be long
0:11:12 > 0:11:15# In the lilt of a song
0:11:15 > 0:11:21# I forget I was weary before
0:11:21 > 0:11:26# Far ahead, where the blue shadows fall
0:11:26 > 0:11:30# I shall come to contentment and rest
0:11:30 > 0:11:36# And the toils of the day
0:11:36 > 0:11:41# Will be all charmed away
0:11:41 > 0:11:49# In my little grey home in the west. #
0:11:51 > 0:11:56# Let the great big world keep turning
0:11:56 > 0:12:02# Never mind if I've got you
0:12:02 > 0:12:08# For I only know that I love you so
0:12:08 > 0:12:13# And that no-one else will do
0:12:14 > 0:12:19# You have simply set me yearning
0:12:19 > 0:12:24# And for ever I'll be true
0:12:24 > 0:12:33# Let the great big world keep on turning round
0:12:33 > 0:12:42# Now I've found someone like you
0:12:42 > 0:12:47# Let the great big world keep turning
0:12:47 > 0:12:52# Never mind if I've got you
0:12:52 > 0:12:58# For I only know that I love you so
0:12:58 > 0:13:03# And that no-one else will do
0:13:03 > 0:13:09# You have simply set me yearning
0:13:09 > 0:13:14# And forever I'll be true
0:13:14 > 0:13:20# Let the great big world keep on turning round
0:13:20 > 0:13:26# Now I've found someone like you
0:13:26 > 0:13:34# Let the great big world keep on turning round
0:13:34 > 0:13:37# Now I've found
0:13:37 > 0:13:40# ..someone...
0:13:40 > 0:13:48# ..like you! #
0:13:48 > 0:13:50CHEERING
0:14:07 > 0:14:12With his assiduously auxiliary acolytes...
0:14:12 > 0:14:14Ooh!
0:14:14 > 0:14:16Helpers!
0:14:16 > 0:14:22..archetypal exponent of asymmetrical, anarchic...
0:14:22 > 0:14:23Ooh!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25..asininity...
0:14:25 > 0:14:27No offence.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29..none other than
0:14:29 > 0:14:32Mr Denny Willis!
0:14:32 > 0:14:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:43 > 0:14:44Four!
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Oh-ho!
0:14:48 > 0:14:52# Sweet and low
0:14:52 > 0:14:53# LOOOOW!
0:14:53 > 0:14:55# Sweet and low
0:14:55 > 0:14:57# LOOOOOOOW!
0:14:57 > 0:15:03# Wind of the western sea
0:15:03 > 0:15:05# Blow, blow... #
0:15:08 > 0:15:10All together, King's Singers.
0:15:12 > 0:15:16# Blow him again to me
0:15:16 > 0:15:18HE VOCALISES
0:15:18 > 0:15:26# Sleep, my pretty one Sleep, my pretty one
0:15:26 > 0:15:33# Sleep. #
0:15:36 > 0:15:37DRUM CRASH
0:15:41 > 0:15:43APPLAUSE
0:15:48 > 0:15:50And now, ladies and gentlemen,
0:15:50 > 0:15:52The Fox Has Left His Lair.
0:15:52 > 0:15:56# The fox, the fox
0:15:56 > 0:15:57# The fox
0:15:57 > 0:15:59# The fox, the fox has left his lair
0:15:59 > 0:16:01# The red fox, the red fox
0:16:01 > 0:16:03# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!
0:16:03 > 0:16:05# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho
0:16:08 > 0:16:10# The hunting huntsman blows his horn
0:16:10 > 0:16:11# The green horn, the green horn
0:16:11 > 0:16:13# The fox, the fox has left his lair
0:16:13 > 0:16:15# The red fox, the red fox
0:16:15 > 0:16:17# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!
0:16:17 > 0:16:19# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho
0:16:22 > 0:16:24- # Old Grandpa with his wooden leg - # His hunting horn
0:16:24 > 0:16:26# Limping, limping
0:16:26 > 0:16:28# The hunting huntsman blows his horn
0:16:28 > 0:16:29# The green horn, the green horn
0:16:29 > 0:16:31# The fox, the fox has left his lair
0:16:31 > 0:16:33# The red fox, the red fox
0:16:33 > 0:16:35# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- Ho! - # Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho
0:16:40 > 0:16:42# Ah-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha
0:16:42 > 0:16:44# Silly Billy
0:16:44 > 0:16:46# Old Grandpa with his wooden leg
0:16:46 > 0:16:47# Limping, limping
0:16:47 > 0:16:49# The hunting huntsman blows his horn
0:16:49 > 0:16:51# The green horn, the green horn
0:16:51 > 0:16:53# The fox, the fox has left his lair
0:16:53 > 0:16:55# The red fox, the red fox
0:16:55 > 0:16:56# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho
0:17:02 > 0:17:04- Ah-ha-ha! - # The children coming home from school
0:17:04 > 0:17:06# Barmy, barmy
0:17:06 > 0:17:07# Ah-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha
0:17:07 > 0:17:09# Silly Billy
0:17:09 > 0:17:11# Old Grandpa with his wooden leg
0:17:11 > 0:17:13# Limping, limping
0:17:13 > 0:17:14# The hunting huntsman blows his horn
0:17:14 > 0:17:16# The green horn, the green horn
0:17:16 > 0:17:18# The fox, the fox has left his lair
0:17:18 > 0:17:20# The red fox, the red fox
0:17:20 > 0:17:22# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!
0:17:22 > 0:17:24# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho
0:17:27 > 0:17:29# Behold the bold Sir Geoffrey
0:17:29 > 0:17:31# Fiery, fiery
0:17:31 > 0:17:32# The children coming home from school
0:17:32 > 0:17:34# Barmy, barmy
0:17:34 > 0:17:36# Ah-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha
0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha - # Silly Billy
0:17:38 > 0:17:39# Old Grandpa with his wooden leg
0:17:39 > 0:17:41It's all right for you. You sit there...
0:17:41 > 0:17:43- # The hunting huntsman blows his horn- Ha-ha-ha
0:17:43 > 0:17:45# The green horn, the green horn
0:17:45 > 0:17:47# The fox, the fox has left his lair
0:17:47 > 0:17:49# The red fox, the red fox
0:17:49 > 0:17:51# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!
0:17:51 > 0:17:52# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally ho
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- Ha-oh - # All for the Lady Gwendoline
0:17:58 > 0:17:59# She's charming, she's charming
0:17:59 > 0:18:01# Behold the bold Sir Geoffrey
0:18:01 > 0:18:03# Fiery, fiery
0:18:03 > 0:18:05# The children coming home from school
0:18:05 > 0:18:06# Barmy, barmy
0:18:06 > 0:18:09# Ah-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha
0:18:09 > 0:18:10# Silly Billy
0:18:10 > 0:18:12# Old Grandpa with his wooden leg
0:18:12 > 0:18:14# Limping, limping
0:18:14 > 0:18:15# The hunting huntsman blows his horn
0:18:15 > 0:18:17# The green horn, the green horn
0:18:17 > 0:18:19# The fox, the fox has left his lair
0:18:19 > 0:18:21# The red fox, the red fox
0:18:21 > 0:18:23# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!
0:18:23 > 0:18:25# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- # Sir Geoffrey said, "Egad!"- Aargh! "I will woo her, woo her"
0:18:31 > 0:18:33- # All for the Lady Gwendoline - Oh! Oh!
0:18:33 > 0:18:35# She's charming, she's charming
0:18:35 > 0:18:37- # Behold the bold Sir Geoffrey - Ah-ha!
0:18:37 > 0:18:39# Fiery, fiery
0:18:39 > 0:18:40# The children coming home from school
0:18:40 > 0:18:42# Barmy, barmy
0:18:42 > 0:18:44# Ah-ha-ha-ha ha-ha-ha
0:18:44 > 0:18:46# Silly Billy
0:18:46 > 0:18:48# Old Grandpa with his wooden leg
0:18:48 > 0:18:49# Limping, limping
0:18:49 > 0:18:51# The hunting huntsman blows his horn
0:18:51 > 0:18:53# The green horn, the green horn
0:18:53 > 0:18:55# The fox, the fox has left his lair
0:18:55 > 0:18:57# The red fox, the red fox
0:18:57 > 0:18:58# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho!
0:18:58 > 0:19:00# Yoicks, tally-ho, tally-ho. #
0:19:00 > 0:19:03MUSIC SPEEDS UP
0:19:06 > 0:19:09CHEERING
0:19:25 > 0:19:29Can't ask for more!
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Sadists!
0:19:31 > 0:19:35From the Philippines via Switzerland,
0:19:35 > 0:19:36egregious expertise...
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Ooh!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39..in equilibristic eq...
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Ooh!
0:19:41 > 0:19:43- ..equipoise... - Ooh!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45Balancing!
0:19:45 > 0:19:48..Mr Frankie Ferrer!
0:19:48 > 0:19:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:55 > 0:19:59A votre sante and...cheers!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32APPLAUSE
0:23:18 > 0:23:19Fore!
0:23:54 > 0:23:56DRUM ROLL
0:24:25 > 0:24:28APPLAUSE
0:24:37 > 0:24:39CHEERING
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- Velutinous... - Ooh!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52That's "velvety".
0:24:52 > 0:24:56..voluptuousness in palpably plenitudinous...
0:24:56 > 0:24:57Ooh!
0:24:57 > 0:25:00..superstructural sinuosities...
0:25:00 > 0:25:02LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:25:02 > 0:25:05..Miss Wilma Reading!
0:25:05 > 0:25:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:20 > 0:25:28# Oh, they say some people long ago
0:25:28 > 0:25:31# Were searching for a different tune
0:25:31 > 0:25:33# One that they could croon
0:25:33 > 0:25:38# As only they can
0:25:42 > 0:25:47# They only had the rhythm, so
0:25:48 > 0:25:53# They started swaying to and fro
0:25:53 > 0:25:56# They didn't know just what to use
0:25:56 > 0:25:59# This is how the blues
0:25:59 > 0:26:04# Really began
0:26:08 > 0:26:14# They heard the trees in the breeze
0:26:14 > 0:26:19# Singing weird melodies
0:26:19 > 0:26:21# And they made that
0:26:23 > 0:26:25# The start of the blues
0:26:27 > 0:26:30# And from a jail
0:26:30 > 0:26:33# Came a wail
0:26:33 > 0:26:37# Of a down-hearted frail
0:26:37 > 0:26:41# And they made that
0:26:41 > 0:26:44# As a part of the blues
0:26:46 > 0:26:49# From a whippoorwill
0:26:49 > 0:26:51# Way high on a hill
0:26:51 > 0:26:53# They took a new note
0:26:55 > 0:26:57# Oh, they pushed it through a horn
0:26:57 > 0:27:00# Until it was born
0:27:00 > 0:27:02# Into a blue note
0:27:04 > 0:27:07# And there they nursed it
0:27:08 > 0:27:10# Rehearsed it
0:27:10 > 0:27:14# And they gave out the news
0:27:14 > 0:27:18# That the Southland
0:27:18 > 0:27:21# Gave birth to the blues, oh!
0:27:22 > 0:27:23# Hey!
0:27:32 > 0:27:35# And they made that, baby
0:27:36 > 0:27:38# The start of the blues
0:27:50 > 0:27:54# And they made that, baby
0:27:54 > 0:27:56# As a part of the blues
0:27:59 > 0:28:01# From a whippoorwill
0:28:01 > 0:28:03# Way high on a hill
0:28:03 > 0:28:05# They took a new note
0:28:08 > 0:28:10# Oh, they pushed it through a horn
0:28:10 > 0:28:13# Until it was born
0:28:13 > 0:28:16# Into a blue note
0:28:16 > 0:28:20# And then they nursed it
0:28:20 > 0:28:22# Oh, rehearsed it
0:28:22 > 0:28:27# And they gave out the news
0:28:27 > 0:28:29# That the Southland
0:28:30 > 0:28:34# Gave birth to the blues
0:28:34 > 0:28:35# To the blues
0:28:35 > 0:28:38# Oh, they nursed it Rehearsed it
0:28:38 > 0:28:40# And gave out the news
0:28:40 > 0:28:43# How the Southland
0:28:43 > 0:28:50# Gave birth to the blues!
0:28:51 > 0:28:54# Ah, yeah, come on Blues! #
0:28:54 > 0:28:56CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:02 > 0:29:04Hey!
0:29:10 > 0:29:14# I'm sitting on top of the world
0:29:15 > 0:29:17# I'm rolling along
0:29:18 > 0:29:21# I'm rolling along
0:29:22 > 0:29:27# I'm singing my blues to the world
0:29:27 > 0:29:30# I'm singing my song
0:29:30 > 0:29:32# Just singing my song
0:29:32 > 0:29:36# Glory, hallelujah, I just phoned the parson
0:29:36 > 0:29:40# "Hey, Par', get ready to call"
0:29:40 > 0:29:42# Oh, just like Humpty Dumpty
0:29:42 > 0:29:45# Whoo, I started to fall
0:29:45 > 0:29:49# I'm sitting on top of the world
0:29:50 > 0:29:52# I'm singing my song
0:29:53 > 0:29:57# I'm singing my song. #
0:29:57 > 0:29:59SHE SIGHS HAPPILY
0:30:02 > 0:30:04- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:30:07 > 0:30:10# You made me love you
0:30:10 > 0:30:11AUDIENCE LAUGH
0:30:11 > 0:30:13# I didn't wanna do it... #
0:30:13 > 0:30:14Come a little closer!
0:30:14 > 0:30:16# I didn't wanna do... #
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Whoo! SHE LAUGHS
0:30:18 > 0:30:22# I want your love so true
0:30:22 > 0:30:24# Yes, I do, yes, I do... #
0:30:24 > 0:30:27You KNOW I do! SHE LAUGHS
0:30:27 > 0:30:28Whoo!
0:30:28 > 0:30:31# Ah, give me, give me... #
0:30:31 > 0:30:32Well, come on!
0:30:34 > 0:30:36# ..what I sigh for... #
0:30:36 > 0:30:38You know what I'm talking about, don't you?
0:30:38 > 0:30:43# You got the kind of kisses that I'd die for
0:30:43 > 0:30:48# You know you made me...
0:30:48 > 0:30:50# ..love you... #
0:30:50 > 0:30:53Well, kiss my hand. SHE LAUGHS
0:30:53 > 0:30:56Come on, we got a sing-song. You get it. Come on!
0:30:56 > 0:30:58A-one, a-two, a-three. # Hey
0:30:58 > 0:31:02AUDIENCE JOINS IN # You made me love you
0:31:02 > 0:31:05# I didn't want to do it... #
0:31:05 > 0:31:06Oh, yes, I did!
0:31:07 > 0:31:12# You made me want you
0:31:12 > 0:31:14# And all the time you knew it
0:31:14 > 0:31:17# I guess you always knew it
0:31:17 > 0:31:20- # You made me happy... - Oh, hello!
0:31:20 > 0:31:21# ..sometimes
0:31:21 > 0:31:24# You made me sad
0:31:26 > 0:31:30# But there were times, dear
0:31:30 > 0:31:34# You made me feel so sad
0:31:35 > 0:31:38# You made me sad, boy... #
0:31:38 > 0:31:41- Oh, Leonard! - # I didn't wanna tell you
0:31:41 > 0:31:44# I didn't wanna tell you
0:31:44 > 0:31:48# I want your love so true
0:31:48 > 0:31:52# Yes, I do, yes, I do You know I do!
0:31:52 > 0:31:57# Oh! Give me, give me what I sigh for
0:31:57 > 0:32:02# You know you got the kind of kisses that I'd die for
0:32:02 > 0:32:07# You know you made Whoa!
0:32:07 > 0:32:11# You know you made me Oh!
0:32:11 > 0:32:14# You know you made me
0:32:14 > 0:32:18# ..love you! Oh! #
0:32:18 > 0:32:22Hey, bye-bye. Shoo-bi-doo! Bye-bye!
0:32:22 > 0:32:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Oh!
0:32:43 > 0:32:45- There's an artist I... - LAUGHTER
0:32:46 > 0:32:49There's an artist I really call outstanding!
0:32:51 > 0:32:53Nearly had me off my podium!
0:32:55 > 0:32:57Abrasively...
0:32:57 > 0:33:00co-ordinating cockney cajoleries...
0:33:00 > 0:33:02- Ooh! - ..the one and only
0:33:02 > 0:33:05Mr Mike Reid!
0:33:05 > 0:33:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:12 > 0:33:13# List' to me
0:33:13 > 0:33:15# While I tell ya
0:33:15 > 0:33:18# Of the Spaniard that blighted my life
0:33:19 > 0:33:22# List' to me
0:33:22 > 0:33:23# And I'll tell ya
0:33:23 > 0:33:26# Of the man who stole my future wife
0:33:26 > 0:33:29# 'Twas at the bullfight where we met him
0:33:29 > 0:33:32# And I was watching his daring display
0:33:32 > 0:33:36# And when I went outside for some nuts and a programme
0:33:36 > 0:33:38# The dirty dog stole her away!
0:33:38 > 0:33:42# Oh, yes, oh, yes
0:33:42 > 0:33:46# And I swore I would have my revenge
0:33:46 > 0:33:52# When I catch Alfonso the Spanish toreador
0:33:53 > 0:33:58# With one mighty swipe I will dislocate his Spanish jaw
0:33:59 > 0:34:03# I'll fight this bullfighter, I will
0:34:03 > 0:34:05# When I catch the blighter, the bounder I'll kill
0:34:05 > 0:34:08# He will die, he will die
0:34:08 > 0:34:12# He will die, tiddly-i-ti-ti ti-ti-ti ti-ti
0:34:12 > 0:34:15# He will die, he will die
0:34:15 > 0:34:18# I'll raise a bunion on his Spanish onion
0:34:18 > 0:34:20# If I catch him bending tonight
0:34:20 > 0:34:22# Oh, yes!
0:34:27 > 0:34:31# Now, when I catch Spagoni
0:34:31 > 0:34:33# He'll wish that he'd never been born
0:34:35 > 0:34:38# And for this special reason
0:34:38 > 0:34:41# My stiletto I've got out of pawn
0:34:41 > 0:34:45# Now, it cost me five shillings to get it
0:34:45 > 0:34:48# And the expense has caused me much pain
0:34:48 > 0:34:52# But the pawnbroker promised when I've killed Spagoni
0:34:52 > 0:34:54# He'll take it in pawn once again
0:34:54 > 0:34:58# Oh, no, oh, no
0:34:58 > 0:35:03# But tonight there will be dirty work
0:35:03 > 0:35:08# When I catch Alfonso the Spanish toreador
0:35:10 > 0:35:15# With one mighty swipe I will dislocate his Spanish jaw
0:35:17 > 0:35:20# I'll fight this bullfighter, I will
0:35:20 > 0:35:23# When I get the bounder, the blighter I'll kill
0:35:23 > 0:35:26# He will die, he will die
0:35:26 > 0:35:29# He will die, tiddly-i-ti-ti ti-ti-ti ti-ti
0:35:29 > 0:35:32# He will die, he will die
0:35:32 > 0:35:36# Cos I'll raise a bunion on his Spanish onion
0:35:36 > 0:35:38# When I catch him tonight
0:35:38 > 0:35:40# Ole! #
0:35:40 > 0:35:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:42 > 0:35:44No!
0:35:49 > 0:35:53Don't ever let it be said that I tell Irish gags, because I do not.
0:35:53 > 0:35:54DISBELIEVING LAUGHTER
0:35:54 > 0:35:57The Irish are not thick, they're unlucky.
0:35:57 > 0:36:02Do you realise, in 1704, the Irish invented the toilet seat
0:36:02 > 0:36:05and, in 1705, the English put a hole in it?
0:36:05 > 0:36:06Unlucky!
0:36:10 > 0:36:13No, it's all aggravation nowadays. I don't know.
0:36:13 > 0:36:15I used to like the papers. I don't have them any more now.
0:36:15 > 0:36:18The only thing I used to like reading was the obituary column.
0:36:18 > 0:36:22Always amazes me how people die in alphabetical order.
0:36:28 > 0:36:32My old grandad, you know, my old grandad was in the Army.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35Do you know, he had over 300 German heads to his credit.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37And he had his own little way of doing it.
0:36:37 > 0:36:39He'd get the rifle on top of the trench with
0:36:39 > 0:36:43the telescopic sights, and he used to go, "Oi, Fritz!"
0:36:43 > 0:36:44"Ja?"
0:36:44 > 0:36:46Ping!
0:36:46 > 0:36:48The German general come along, he said,
0:36:48 > 0:36:50"Vot is ze matter with you idiots?
0:36:50 > 0:36:53"Zis Englischer is shouting out, 'Hoi, Fritz.'
0:36:53 > 0:36:56"You, like a doughnut, stick your head up...
0:36:56 > 0:36:57"and getting the ping in the here!
0:36:57 > 0:37:00"Vy don't you do ze same as him? Call out, 'Hi, Tommy.'
0:37:00 > 0:37:03"Ven he sticks his head up, you ping him!"
0:37:03 > 0:37:05"Ja, mein General, I try zis.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07"Hello, Tommy!"
0:37:07 > 0:37:08"Is that you, Fritz?"
0:37:08 > 0:37:09"Ja!"
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Ping!
0:37:11 > 0:37:14APPLAUSE
0:37:14 > 0:37:16Thank you.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18My brain. My brain.
0:37:18 > 0:37:21Do you know, ladies and gentlemen, many, many times,
0:37:21 > 0:37:23when I go in clubs and places like that,
0:37:23 > 0:37:25I'm always talking about my old missus, you know,
0:37:25 > 0:37:28always having a little pop at her, but I tell you something.
0:37:28 > 0:37:30I really love that old girl of mine, I do.
0:37:30 > 0:37:32And if I may, just tonight,
0:37:32 > 0:37:34I'd like to tell you how much I think about her.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Maestro? BAND STRIKES UP
0:37:36 > 0:37:38HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:37:43 > 0:37:45You know, I've got a pal
0:37:45 > 0:37:48A regular out-and-outer
0:37:48 > 0:37:50And she's a dear, good old girl
0:37:50 > 0:37:53And I'll tell you all about her
0:37:53 > 0:37:57You know, it's many years since first we met
0:37:57 > 0:38:00And her hair was then as black as jet
0:38:00 > 0:38:03It's whiter now, but she don't fret
0:38:04 > 0:38:06Not my old girl.
0:38:09 > 0:38:13# We've been together now
0:38:13 > 0:38:15# For 40 years
0:38:17 > 0:38:21# And it don't seem a day too much
0:38:22 > 0:38:28# Cos there ain't a lady living in the land
0:38:30 > 0:38:34# That I'd swap for my dear old dutch
0:38:35 > 0:38:41# There ain't a lady living in the land
0:38:42 > 0:38:46# As I'd swap for my dear old dutch... #
0:38:52 > 0:38:55You know, I calls her Sal
0:38:56 > 0:38:59But her proper name is Sarah
0:38:59 > 0:39:04And you may find a girl, well, as you consider fairer
0:39:04 > 0:39:07I tell you what, she ain't an angel
0:39:07 > 0:39:12Gawd, she could start a-jawin' till it makes you smart
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Well, she's just a woman
0:39:14 > 0:39:16That's all right
0:39:17 > 0:39:19That's my old girl.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24# We've been together now
0:39:25 > 0:39:27# For 40 years
0:39:29 > 0:39:33# And it don't seem a day too much
0:39:34 > 0:39:40# Cos there ain't a lady living in the land
0:39:41 > 0:39:45# That I'd swap for my dear, my dear old dutch
0:39:47 > 0:39:53# There ain't a lady living in the land
0:39:53 > 0:40:03# That I'd swap for my dear old dutch. #
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Good night.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:18 > 0:40:20There's just time to ask Mr Mike Reid to lead the company
0:40:20 > 0:40:23and yourselves in the last chorus for the night,
0:40:23 > 0:40:24Down At The Old Bull And Bush.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Mike Reid, the entire company,
0:40:27 > 0:40:30Mr Bernard Herrmann, the entire and indefatigable orchestra...
0:40:30 > 0:40:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:33 > 0:40:36..but this time, chiefly...
0:40:36 > 0:40:39- ALL:- ..yourselves!
0:40:43 > 0:40:46ALL: # Come, come, come and make eyes at me
0:40:46 > 0:40:48# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:40:48 > 0:40:50# Da-da da-da-da
0:40:50 > 0:40:53# Come, come, drink some port wine with me
0:40:53 > 0:40:57# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:40:57 > 0:41:01# Hear the little German band Da da-da da-da-da-da
0:41:01 > 0:41:04# Just let me hold your hand, dear
0:41:04 > 0:41:08# Do, do, come and have a drink or two
0:41:08 > 0:41:11# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:41:11 > 0:41:13# Bush, Bush! #
0:41:13 > 0:41:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:19 > 0:41:22AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG