0:00:06 > 0:00:10# Daisy, Daisy!
0:00:10 > 0:00:15# Give me your answer do!
0:00:15 > 0:00:19# I'm half crazy
0:00:19 > 0:00:23# All for the love of you
0:00:23 > 0:00:28# It won't be a stylish marriage
0:00:28 > 0:00:32# I can't afford a carriage
0:00:32 > 0:00:37# But you'll look sweet up on the seat
0:00:37 > 0:00:42# Of a bicycle made for two! #
0:00:44 > 0:00:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:54 > 0:00:57# The moonlight blossoms only come out at night, you know
0:00:57 > 0:01:01# We're moonlight blossoms beneath the electric light we grow
0:01:01 > 0:01:04# We bloom all night and in the morning's dew
0:01:04 > 0:01:06# The poppies are busy in gathering up
0:01:06 > 0:01:08# The moonlight's bloom
0:01:08 > 0:01:14# The poppies are busy in gathering up the moonlight's bloom. #
0:01:14 > 0:01:21# I used to sigh for the silvery moon
0:01:21 > 0:01:29# I used to spoon in the bright moonlight
0:01:29 > 0:01:37# And when the moon was out of sight
0:01:37 > 0:01:44# I used to sing to my Mandy Lou
0:01:44 > 0:01:47# My heart is sad
0:01:47 > 0:01:51# But my love is true
0:01:51 > 0:01:54# I've changed my tune
0:01:54 > 0:01:58# We were wed in June
0:01:58 > 0:02:02# We've a new moon now
0:02:02 > 0:02:07# It's a honeymoon. #
0:02:07 > 0:02:13# By the light of the silvery moon
0:02:13 > 0:02:17# I want to spoon
0:02:17 > 0:02:20# To the honey I'll croon love's tune
0:02:21 > 0:02:27# Honey moon keep shining in June
0:02:27 > 0:02:31# Your silvery beams will bring love dreams
0:02:31 > 0:02:34# We'll be cuddling soon
0:02:34 > 0:02:38# By the silvery moon. #
0:02:42 > 0:02:47# Moon of love
0:02:47 > 0:02:54# Romantic gypsy moon
0:02:54 > 0:02:59# Shine above
0:02:59 > 0:03:05# Your light will fade too soon
0:03:05 > 0:03:12# Life is fair
0:03:12 > 0:03:17# A path with roses strewn
0:03:17 > 0:03:23# When you're there
0:03:23 > 0:03:30# Romantic gypsy moon
0:03:32 > 0:03:37# Romantic gypsy moon. #
0:03:40 > 0:03:43# I'm such a silly when the moon comes out
0:03:43 > 0:03:46# I hardly seem to know what I'm about
0:03:46 > 0:03:50# Skipping or hopping never, never stopping
0:03:50 > 0:03:53# I can't keep still although I try
0:03:53 > 0:03:56# I'm all a-quiver when the moon beams glance
0:03:56 > 0:04:00# That is the moment when I long to dance
0:04:00 > 0:04:03# I can never close a sleepy eye
0:04:03 > 0:04:06# When the moon comes creeping up the sky
0:04:06 > 0:04:08# When the moon comes creeping
0:04:08 > 0:04:10# When the moon comes creeping
0:04:10 > 0:04:15# When the moon comes creeping up the sky
0:04:15 > 0:04:20# The sky. #
0:04:20 > 0:04:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:33 > 0:04:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:43 > 0:04:46- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:04:46 > 0:04:48Once again,
0:04:48 > 0:04:54good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- AUDIENCE:- Good evening!
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Etymologically... AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:04:59 > 0:05:02It's the science of words.
0:05:02 > 0:05:06..joyous in jubilant gemination...
0:05:06 > 0:05:07- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:05:07 > 0:05:14..Miss Julia Sutton and Miss Sheila Bernette.
0:05:14 > 0:05:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- # Ladies on the spree - And that's including me
0:05:23 > 0:05:24# We just had a beano
0:05:24 > 0:05:27# A grand one, well we know!
0:05:27 > 0:05:28# Two big brakes we hired
0:05:28 > 0:05:30# Just what we required
0:05:30 > 0:05:31# Caused a hurly-burly
0:05:31 > 0:05:33# We started so early
0:05:33 > 0:05:35# Two young men for drivers
0:05:35 > 0:05:36# Two young men we knew
0:05:36 > 0:05:39# We can hardly tell you what them chaps went through
0:05:39 > 0:05:41# Started off a treat
0:05:41 > 0:05:43# Crowds was in the street
0:05:43 > 0:05:44# People stared who saw us coming
0:05:44 > 0:05:46# Especially when they heard us humming
0:05:46 > 0:05:48# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay
0:05:48 > 0:05:49# Out for a jolly old day
0:05:49 > 0:05:52# And nobody cares what people think or say
0:05:52 > 0:05:56# Our little lot's OK in our little tin-pot way
0:05:56 > 0:05:59# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i-ay Ay-ay-ay
0:05:59 > 0:06:01# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay
0:06:01 > 0:06:02# Out for a jolly old day
0:06:02 > 0:06:05# And nobody cares what people think or say
0:06:05 > 0:06:09# Our little lot's OK in our little tin-pot way
0:06:09 > 0:06:12# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i-ay Ay-ay!
0:06:12 > 0:06:15# We got landed down in some one-eyed town
0:06:15 > 0:06:17# Livened up the locals
0:06:17 > 0:06:19# And chiacked the yokels
0:06:19 > 0:06:20# Treated some to beer
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- # Did they jib? - No fear!- No
0:06:22 > 0:06:25# They could mop their liquor in no time or quicker
0:06:25 > 0:06:27# Someone wanted music
0:06:27 > 0:06:28# One young fella there
0:06:28 > 0:06:31# On his concertina played The Maiden's Prayer
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- # Pretty thing - But slow- Yeah
0:06:34 > 0:06:36# We said 'arf a mo
0:06:36 > 0:06:41# Stood the yokels up before us then we told them all this chorus
0:06:41 > 0:06:42# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay
0:06:42 > 0:06:44# Out for the jolly all day
0:06:44 > 0:06:47# And nobody cares what people think or say
0:06:47 > 0:06:50# Our little lot's OK in our little tin-pot way
0:06:50 > 0:06:53# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i-ay
0:06:53 > 0:06:55# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay!
0:06:55 > 0:06:57# Out for the jolly old day
0:06:57 > 0:06:59# Nobody cares what people think or say
0:06:59 > 0:07:03# Our little lot's OK in our little tin-pot way
0:07:03 > 0:07:06# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i-ay!
0:07:06 > 0:07:09# Two old boys in smocks gave Aunt Liza shocks
0:07:09 > 0:07:13# She said, how audacious they're night-shirts, good gracious
0:07:13 > 0:07:16# Fancy wearing those outside all your clothes
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- # Straight! They must be simple - Or touched in the pimple!- Yeah
0:07:19 > 0:07:22# We was picking cowslips moo-cow came along
0:07:22 > 0:07:25# Wagged its apparatus We thought, oh, something's wrong
0:07:25 > 0:07:29- # Frightened?- Not the least! - No, tamed the savage beast
0:07:29 > 0:07:31# If you ask us how we do it
0:07:31 > 0:07:35# Simply sang this chorus to it
0:07:35 > 0:07:37# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay
0:07:37 > 0:07:39# Out for the jolly old day
0:07:39 > 0:07:41# Nobody cares what people think or say
0:07:41 > 0:07:43# Go away!
0:07:43 > 0:07:45# Our little lot's OK in our little tin-pot way
0:07:45 > 0:07:48# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i-ay Ay-ay-ay
0:07:48 > 0:07:51# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tay out for the jolly old day
0:07:51 > 0:07:55# And nobody cares what people think or say
0:07:55 > 0:07:58# Our little lot's OK in our little tin-pot way
0:07:58 > 0:07:59# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i
0:07:59 > 0:08:01# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i
0:08:01 > 0:08:04# Rum-tiddley-um-tum-tee-i-ee-i-ay Ay-ay-ay. #
0:08:04 > 0:08:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:18 > 0:08:21What you might call a couple of scrubbers.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26- And now, a heart-throb for the ladies. AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:08:26 > 0:08:32- That enthrallingly threnodic... AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:08:32 > 0:08:34HE LAUGHS
0:08:34 > 0:08:38..troubadour, Mr Vince Hill.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:08:45 > 0:08:49# Let's all get up and sing to a song that was a hit
0:08:49 > 0:08:52# Before your mother was born
0:08:52 > 0:08:55# Though she was born a long, long time ago
0:08:55 > 0:08:58# Your mother should know
0:08:58 > 0:09:03# Oh, your mother should know
0:09:03 > 0:09:05# Your mother should know
0:09:05 > 0:09:08# Oh, yes your mother should know. #
0:09:12 > 0:09:17# You made me love you
0:09:17 > 0:09:19# I didn't want to do it
0:09:19 > 0:09:21# I didn't want to do it
0:09:23 > 0:09:28# You made me want you
0:09:28 > 0:09:30# And all the time you knew it
0:09:30 > 0:09:32# I guess you always knew it
0:09:32 > 0:09:36# You made me happy
0:09:36 > 0:09:42# Sometimes you made me sad
0:09:42 > 0:09:47# But there were times, dear
0:09:47 > 0:09:51# Oh, you made me feel so glad
0:09:51 > 0:09:59# You made me sigh for I didn't want to tell you
0:09:59 > 0:10:02# I didn't want to tell you
0:10:02 > 0:10:07# I want some love that's true
0:10:07 > 0:10:10# Yes, I do, indeed I do
0:10:10 > 0:10:11# You know I do
0:10:11 > 0:10:15# Come on and give me give me give me, give me
0:10:15 > 0:10:16# What I sigh for
0:10:16 > 0:10:22# You know you got the kind of kisses that I'd die for
0:10:22 > 0:10:28# You know you made me love you. #
0:10:31 > 0:10:34# But love to you was just a game
0:10:34 > 0:10:37# Of kiss and run away
0:10:37 > 0:10:41# I thought you were my sweetheart
0:10:41 > 0:10:47# Now you turn to me and say
0:10:49 > 0:10:54# I don't want to play in your yard
0:10:54 > 0:10:59# I don't like you any more
0:10:59 > 0:11:04# You'll be sorry when you see me
0:11:04 > 0:11:08# Swinging on my cellar door
0:11:08 > 0:11:14# You can't holler down my rain barrel
0:11:14 > 0:11:18# You can't climb my apple tree
0:11:18 > 0:11:23# I don't want to play in your yard
0:11:23 > 0:11:29# If you can't be good to me
0:11:29 > 0:11:36# So I must try and be as good as any boy can be
0:11:36 > 0:11:44# I'll start right now by telling you just what you mean to me. #
0:11:46 > 0:11:54# Cos you are my honey honeysuckle
0:11:54 > 0:11:57# I am the bee
0:11:57 > 0:11:59# Da-da-da-da
0:11:59 > 0:12:04# I'd like to sip the honey sweet
0:12:04 > 0:12:09# From those red lips you see
0:12:09 > 0:12:14# I want you dearly dearly
0:12:14 > 0:12:19# And I want you to love me
0:12:19 > 0:12:25# You are my honey honeysuckle
0:12:25 > 0:12:28# I am the bee
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Everybody, sing it!
0:12:30 > 0:12:35# You are my honey honeysuckle
0:12:35 > 0:12:39# I am the bee
0:12:39 > 0:12:41# Ra-da-da-da
0:12:41 > 0:12:45# I'd like to sip the honey sweet
0:12:45 > 0:12:52# From those red lips you see
0:12:52 > 0:12:55# I want you dearly dearly
0:12:55 > 0:13:01# And I want you to love me
0:13:01 > 0:13:06# You are my honey honeysuckle
0:13:06 > 0:13:12# I am the bee. #
0:13:14 > 0:13:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:18 > 0:13:20Thank you!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Culture...
0:13:37 > 0:13:41Culture illumines a labyrinthine symposium...
0:13:41 > 0:13:43- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:13:43 > 0:13:47..of classical charivaria...
0:13:47 > 0:13:52The professor of Nuts and Bolts!
0:13:53 > 0:13:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:59 > 0:14:01LAUGHTER
0:14:03 > 0:14:08Ladies and gentlemen, this evening I'm presenting
0:14:08 > 0:14:10an interlude of classical music -
0:14:10 > 0:14:14but may I first of all introduce my special assistant, Ronaldo?
0:14:14 > 0:14:17APPLAUSE
0:14:20 > 0:14:23My colleague, Dr Bolts.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27APPLAUSE
0:14:32 > 0:14:34My consultant...
0:14:36 > 0:14:39My consultant in music...
0:14:39 > 0:14:42APPLAUSE
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Ladies and gentlemen....
0:14:46 > 0:14:48LAUGHTER
0:14:50 > 0:14:53The...
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Ladies and gentlemen, the 12th Street Rag.
0:15:56 > 0:15:59SQUEAKING
0:16:05 > 0:16:08Boo!
0:16:33 > 0:16:38TWEETING
0:16:48 > 0:16:51CUCKOO
0:17:57 > 0:18:00LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:18:14 > 0:18:16Ladies and gentlemen...
0:18:16 > 0:18:21Ladies and gentlemen, may we engage you in a short vocalisation?
0:18:25 > 0:18:30HE SCATS
0:18:48 > 0:18:53HE CONTINUES TO SCAT
0:19:08 > 0:19:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:29 > 0:19:32Ineffably luminescent...
0:19:32 > 0:19:34- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:19:34 > 0:19:37..lark-like in limpidity.
0:19:37 > 0:19:43A very, very warm welcome for Miss Lorna Dallas!
0:19:43 > 0:19:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:49 > 0:19:54# Ah, my heart is back in Napoli
0:19:54 > 0:19:58# Dear Napoli dear Napoli
0:19:58 > 0:20:01# And I seem to hear again in dreams
0:20:01 > 0:20:07# Her revelry her sweet revelry
0:20:07 > 0:20:10# The mandolinas playing sweet
0:20:10 > 0:20:14# The pleasant sound of dancing feet
0:20:14 > 0:20:16# Oh, could I return
0:20:16 > 0:20:19# Oh, joy complete
0:20:19 > 0:20:23# Napoli, Napoli
0:20:23 > 0:20:28# Napoli
0:20:30 > 0:20:33# Zing, zing, zizzy, zizzy, zing zing, boom, boom, ay
0:20:33 > 0:20:36# Zing, zing, zizzy, zizzy, zing zing Mandolinas gay
0:20:36 > 0:20:40# Zing, zing, zizzy, zizzy, zing zing, boom, boom, ay
0:20:40 > 0:20:43# La, la, la, ha, ha, ha zing, boom, ay
0:20:43 > 0:20:47# La, la, la, la, ha, ha, ha zing, zing, ay
0:20:49 > 0:20:51# La-la-la-la
0:20:53 > 0:20:56# La-la-la-la
0:20:56 > 0:20:59# Zing, zing, la, ha
0:20:59 > 0:21:01# Zing, zing, zing, zing
0:21:01 > 0:21:05# Zing, zing, zing
0:21:05 > 0:21:11# Ah-h-h-h-h
0:21:11 > 0:21:15SHE VOCALISES
0:21:21 > 0:21:29# La, la, la, la zing, zing, ay. #
0:21:30 > 0:21:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:47 > 0:21:52# Don't know how it happened quite
0:21:52 > 0:21:59# May have been the summer night
0:21:59 > 0:22:01# May have been
0:22:01 > 0:22:04# Well, who can say
0:22:04 > 0:22:10# Things just happen anyway
0:22:10 > 0:22:16# All I know is I said yes
0:22:16 > 0:22:22# Hesitating more or less
0:22:22 > 0:22:28# And you kissed me where I stood
0:22:28 > 0:22:35# Just like any fella would
0:22:35 > 0:22:42# And when I told them
0:22:42 > 0:22:47# How wonderful you are
0:22:47 > 0:22:53# They didn't believe me
0:22:53 > 0:22:59# They didn't believe me
0:22:59 > 0:23:05# Your lips, your eyes your curly hair
0:23:05 > 0:23:08# Are in a class beyond compare
0:23:10 > 0:23:18# You're the loveliest thing that one could see
0:23:19 > 0:23:26# And when I tell them
0:23:26 > 0:23:32# And I'm certainly going to tell them
0:23:32 > 0:23:43# That you're the man who's wife one day I'll be
0:23:43 > 0:23:51# They'll never believe me
0:23:51 > 0:23:58# They'll never believe me
0:23:58 > 0:24:03# That from this great big world
0:24:03 > 0:24:15# You've chosen...
0:24:15 > 0:24:24# ..me. #
0:24:24 > 0:24:28APPLAUSE
0:24:33 > 0:24:40# I'll find my man you'll see
0:24:40 > 0:24:47# One kiss one man to save it for
0:24:47 > 0:24:53# One love for him alone
0:24:53 > 0:25:00# One word one vow and nothing more
0:25:00 > 0:25:06# To tell him I'm his own
0:25:06 > 0:25:13# One magic night within his arms
0:25:13 > 0:25:20# With passion's flower unfurled
0:25:20 > 0:25:29# For I will try to love only one man
0:25:29 > 0:25:43# And no other man in the world. #
0:26:05 > 0:26:10- Saltatory... AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:26:10 > 0:26:12- Dancing. - Ah!
0:26:12 > 0:26:16Incantatory... Singing.
0:26:17 > 0:26:21Tantalising... You know that means.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24- Triplicity... - Three!- A threesome.
0:26:25 > 0:26:31Mr Norman Warwick, Mr Peter Sutherland and Miss Sheila Bernette.
0:26:46 > 0:26:48# Queenie Bee lived o'er the lee
0:26:48 > 0:26:50# And she was a bonny little honey bee
0:26:50 > 0:26:55# Billy Bumble used to mumble round the rosemary where she would
0:26:55 > 0:26:57- # Meet him- greet him - And then treat him
0:26:57 > 0:26:59# To some honey sprees
0:26:59 > 0:27:07# Then start a-buzzin' in a dozen different lovin' keys
0:27:07 > 0:27:12- # Be my little baby bumble bee - Buzz around buzz around
0:27:12 > 0:27:13# Keep a-buzzin' round
0:27:13 > 0:27:15# Bring home all the honey love to me
0:27:15 > 0:27:17# Little bee, little bee little bee
0:27:17 > 0:27:19# Let me spend those happy hours
0:27:19 > 0:27:22# Roving with you amongst the flowers
0:27:22 > 0:27:24# And when we get where no-one else can see
0:27:24 > 0:27:27# Cuddle up, cuddle up cuddle up
0:27:27 > 0:27:29# Be my little baby bumble bee
0:27:29 > 0:27:31# Buzz around, buzz around Keep a-buzzin' round
0:27:31 > 0:27:34# We'll be just has happy as can be
0:27:34 > 0:27:36# You and me, you and me, you and me
0:27:36 > 0:27:38# Honey keep a-buzzin' please
0:27:38 > 0:27:40# I've got a dozen cousin bees
0:27:40 > 0:27:45# But I want you to be my baby bumble bee
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- # Oh!- Buzz,- buzz,- buzz,- buzz,
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- # Buzz, buzz, buzz,- buzz,- buzz buzz,- buzz,- buzz, buzz, buzz
0:27:50 > 0:27:53# Willie he flew o'er the lee to call on her mama and her papa bee
0:27:53 > 0:27:55# Papa bee said
0:27:55 > 0:27:58# Goodness me and mama said
0:27:58 > 0:28:02# We'll see if you can pay your way for every day
0:28:02 > 0:28:04# The price of honey grows dear
0:28:04 > 0:28:05# But little Queenie said
0:28:05 > 0:28:07# That's for Sweeney
0:28:07 > 0:28:12# And whispered in his ear
0:28:12 > 0:28:14# Be my little baby bumble bee
0:28:14 > 0:28:17# Buzz around, buzz around keep a-buzzin' round
0:28:17 > 0:28:19# Bring home all the honey love, to me
0:28:19 > 0:28:21# Little bee, little bee little bee
0:28:21 > 0:28:25# Let me spend the happy hours roving with you amongst the flowers
0:28:25 > 0:28:28# And when we get where no-one else can see
0:28:28 > 0:28:31# Cuddle up, cuddle up cuddle up
0:28:31 > 0:28:33# Be my little baby bumble bee
0:28:33 > 0:28:36# Buzz around, buzz around keep a-buzzin' round
0:28:36 > 0:28:38# We'll be just has happy as can be
0:28:38 > 0:28:40# You and me, you and me you and me
0:28:40 > 0:28:42# Honey keep a-buzzin' please
0:28:42 > 0:28:44# I've got a dozen cousin bees
0:28:44 > 0:28:49# But I want you to be my baby bumble bee
0:28:49 > 0:28:51- # Oh! Buzz,- buzz,- buzz,- buzz,- buzz, - buzz, buzz, buzz
0:28:51 > 0:28:56- # Buzz,- buzz,- buzz,- buzz buzz, buzz, buzz
0:28:57 > 0:29:00# If you would only be my lovely bubbly bumble bee
0:29:02 > 0:29:05# Bringing the honey home to lovely bubbly bee
0:29:12 > 0:29:14# If you get your stinger out believe me honey I will shout
0:29:14 > 0:29:16LAUGHTER
0:29:16 > 0:29:21# The future seems to be all milk and honey for you and me
0:29:21 > 0:29:23- # Raising a family - A bee for you and a bee for me
0:29:23 > 0:29:25# Honey keep on buzzing please
0:29:25 > 0:29:27# I've got lots of cousin bees
0:29:27 > 0:29:30# But I want you to be my baby bumble...
0:29:30 > 0:29:32# I want you to be my baby bumble bee
0:29:32 > 0:29:34# I want you to be my baby bumble
0:29:34 > 0:29:37# I want you to be my baby bumble bee
0:29:37 > 0:29:39# I want you to be my baby bumble
0:29:39 > 0:29:41# Bee! #
0:29:41 > 0:29:42Oh!
0:29:43 > 0:29:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:58 > 0:30:02Numinous in nonpareil...
0:30:02 > 0:30:04- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:30:04 > 0:30:06Matchless.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09..nostalgic inundation.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13Once again, Mr Vince Hill!
0:30:13 > 0:30:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:30:23 > 0:30:30# Roses are shining in Picardy
0:30:30 > 0:30:36# In the hush of that silver dew
0:30:40 > 0:30:47# Roses are flowering in Picardy
0:30:47 > 0:30:55# But there's never a rose like you
0:30:55 > 0:31:03# And the roses will die with the summertime
0:31:05 > 0:31:13# And our roads they may be far apart
0:31:14 > 0:31:21# But there's one rose that dies not in Picardy
0:31:23 > 0:31:30# It's the rose that I keep in my heart
0:31:30 > 0:31:36# La-da-da-dee
0:31:36 > 0:31:39# La-da-da
0:31:39 > 0:31:47# Oh, in that hush of that silver dew
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Do you know it?
0:31:49 > 0:31:57# Roses are flowering in Picardy
0:31:57 > 0:32:04# But there's never a rose like you
0:32:06 > 0:32:13# And the roses will die with the summertime
0:32:15 > 0:32:23# And our roads they may be far apart
0:32:24 > 0:32:32# But there's one rose that dies not in Picardy
0:32:32 > 0:32:44# It's the rose that I keep in my...
0:32:44 > 0:32:52# ..heart. #
0:32:52 > 0:32:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:59 > 0:33:00Thank you.
0:33:15 > 0:33:19Gregarious garrulity...
0:33:19 > 0:33:20- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:33:20 > 0:33:23..ribald reminiscences
0:33:23 > 0:33:28from the one and only Mr Bernard Cribbins.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:35 > 0:33:37PULSATING RHYTHM
0:33:37 > 0:33:39LAUGHTER
0:33:39 > 0:33:41Every time. Every time!
0:33:41 > 0:33:43You say you'll have it fixed, you never have it fixed.
0:33:47 > 0:33:48- Cease. - MUSIC STOPS
0:33:48 > 0:33:49LAUGHTER
0:33:50 > 0:33:54- What a wonderful, pulsating rhythm, Mr Chairman.- Yes.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57Doesn't it make you think of tropical islands?
0:33:57 > 0:34:00Waving palm trees, golden sands, blue sea,
0:34:00 > 0:34:02dusky maidens in grass skirts?
0:34:02 > 0:34:04AUDIENCE SHOUT APPROVINGLY
0:34:04 > 0:34:05Not me, no!
0:34:05 > 0:34:08It's just as well. Just as well, cos I'm not going to do that number.
0:34:08 > 0:34:11Anyway... I was, as you say, going to reminisce this evening,
0:34:11 > 0:34:12- if that's all right with you? - Yeah, fine.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Thank you very much, Mr Herrmann.
0:34:20 > 0:34:24# When Hackenschmidt ran second in the Derby last July
0:34:24 > 0:34:28# I was standing on the corner of the street
0:34:28 > 0:34:32# And a fellow dressed in uniform could easily see that I
0:34:32 > 0:34:36# Was standing at the corner of the street
0:34:36 > 0:34:39# He treated me and told me that the country needed men
0:34:39 > 0:34:43# In Life Guards clothes he said I'd look a treat
0:34:43 > 0:34:47# And he gave to me a shilling and I signed my name and then
0:34:47 > 0:34:51# I was standing at the corner of the street
0:34:51 > 0:34:54# And for standing at the corner of the street
0:34:54 > 0:34:58# They dressed me up with spurs upon me feet
0:34:58 > 0:35:01# They put me on a horse's back to teach me how to ride
0:35:01 > 0:35:06# When I fell off the riding master came to me and cried
0:35:06 > 0:35:09# However did you come to be a soldier?!
0:35:09 > 0:35:11# I replied...
0:35:11 > 0:35:14# I was standing at the corner of the street... #
0:35:14 > 0:35:17- Silly question, really, wasn't it? - LAUGHTER
0:35:18 > 0:35:22# Now years ago when just a lad instead of going to school
0:35:22 > 0:35:23# I was
0:35:23 > 0:35:26# Standing at the corner of the street... #
0:35:26 > 0:35:27- How quick you are. - LAUGHTER
0:35:29 > 0:35:32# I landed there at ten o'clock I made it quite a rule to be
0:35:32 > 0:35:35# Standing at the corner of the street
0:35:35 > 0:35:37# Well, the teacher came and caught me
0:35:37 > 0:35:39# I fair trembled at the knees
0:35:39 > 0:35:43# You're late again! Then he kicked me with his feet... #
0:35:43 > 0:35:44- WOMAN:- A shame.- Yes.
0:35:44 > 0:35:46LAUGHTER
0:35:46 > 0:35:48# He said pray tell me the reason
0:35:48 > 0:35:50# And I answered if you please
0:35:50 > 0:35:52# I was
0:35:52 > 0:35:54# Standing at the corner of the street
0:35:54 > 0:35:57# And for standing at the corner of the street
0:35:57 > 0:36:01# In store for you he said, I've got a treat
0:36:01 > 0:36:05# Then he laid me on a form and with his cane he gave a frown
0:36:05 > 0:36:08# He put some stripes upon my pants
0:36:08 > 0:36:11# They were pink, red, white and brown
0:36:11 > 0:36:14# And after that for many a day instead of sitting down
0:36:14 > 0:36:16# I was
0:36:16 > 0:36:18# Standing at the corner of the street. #
0:36:21 > 0:36:22I've just recovered, actually.
0:36:22 > 0:36:23LAUGHTER
0:36:23 > 0:36:28# Now the other day as usual instead of going a walk I was
0:36:28 > 0:36:31# Standing at the corner of the street
0:36:31 > 0:36:35# And two men came running up to me with faces white as chalk
0:36:35 > 0:36:38# I was standing at the corner of the street
0:36:38 > 0:36:42# They said a bull has just escaped He's absolutely mad
0:36:42 > 0:36:46# He's knocked a dozen policemen off their feet
0:36:46 > 0:36:48# And there's only one man strong enough
0:36:48 > 0:36:50# To catch that bull they cried And he is
0:36:50 > 0:36:54# Standing at the corner of the street
0:36:54 > 0:36:57# Well, I was standing at the corner of the street... #
0:36:57 > 0:36:58LAUGHTER
0:36:58 > 0:37:02# And I said to them we'll soon stop his retreat
0:37:02 > 0:37:05# Now one of you stand here like this
0:37:05 > 0:37:07# And show him something red
0:37:07 > 0:37:10# The other one must grab his horns
0:37:10 > 0:37:11# And hold on to his head... #
0:37:11 > 0:37:12LAUGHTER
0:37:12 > 0:37:15# They both said where will you be?
0:37:15 > 0:37:18# I turned round and said
0:37:18 > 0:37:22# I'll be standing at the corner of the street. #
0:37:22 > 0:37:24APPLAUSE
0:37:27 > 0:37:28Well, now!
0:37:30 > 0:37:33Well, now! Thank you. Thank you.
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Now, it seems to me,
0:37:36 > 0:37:39Mr Chairman, they're in the mood for a nice, rousing chorus number.
0:37:39 > 0:37:42- Would you agree? - I agree ho...wholeheartedly.
0:37:42 > 0:37:44- Oh. - LAUGHTER
0:37:46 > 0:37:47That's nice, isn't it?
0:37:47 > 0:37:49Ho-ho-heartedly, yes. Very good, yes.
0:37:49 > 0:37:52Well, I would like you to approach this with gay abandonment,
0:37:52 > 0:37:54- if that's all right? - WOLF WHISTLE FROM AUDIENCE
0:37:54 > 0:37:56Should be easy for you two, cos you look a bit gay,
0:37:56 > 0:37:57and I think she's been abandoned.
0:37:57 > 0:37:59- LAUGHTER - Listen.
0:38:02 > 0:38:07So, with the aid of Mr Bernard Herrmann and his sons of suction...
0:38:07 > 0:38:09LAUGHTER
0:38:09 > 0:38:12..we will now tear asunder the Marrow Song. Thank you, sir.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22# Now down the road there lives a man I'd like you all to know
0:38:22 > 0:38:26# He grew a great big marrow for the local flower show
0:38:26 > 0:38:30# And when the story got around they came from far and wide
0:38:30 > 0:38:35# And when they saw the size of it everybody cried
0:38:35 > 0:38:39# Ooooh! What a beauty!
0:38:39 > 0:38:42# I never seen one as big as that before
0:38:42 > 0:38:46# Ooooh! What a beauty!
0:38:46 > 0:38:50# It must be two feet long or even more
0:38:50 > 0:38:54# It's such a lovely colour and nice and round and fat
0:38:54 > 0:38:57# I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that
0:38:57 > 0:38:59- # Ooooh... # - Come on!
0:38:59 > 0:39:01# What a beauty!
0:39:01 > 0:39:03# I never seen one as big as that before
0:39:07 > 0:39:10# Now he was leaning on the garden gate the other day
0:39:10 > 0:39:14# And he beckoned to a lady who lived just across the way
0:39:14 > 0:39:18# He took her down the garden and he showed it her with pride
0:39:18 > 0:39:20# And when she saw the size of it...
0:39:20 > 0:39:25# The little lady sighed
0:39:25 > 0:39:28- # Ooooh! What a beauty... # - Come on!
0:39:28 > 0:39:31# I'd never seen one as big as that before... #
0:39:31 > 0:39:35- Oh-oh! - # Ooooh! What a beauty!
0:39:35 > 0:39:38# It must be two feet long or even more
0:39:38 > 0:39:42# And it's such a lovely colour and nice and round and fat
0:39:42 > 0:39:46# I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that
0:39:46 > 0:39:49# Ooooh! What a beauty!
0:39:49 > 0:39:52# I never seen one as big as that before
0:39:57 > 0:39:58# Well, then the flower show was held
0:39:58 > 0:40:00# And everybody went
0:40:00 > 0:40:03# To see the great big marrow lying there inside the tent
0:40:03 > 0:40:07# And then judges came along to give the prizes out
0:40:07 > 0:40:13# They only took one look at it and they began to shout
0:40:13 > 0:40:17# Ooooh! What a beauty!
0:40:17 > 0:40:21# I've never seen one as big as that before
0:40:21 > 0:40:24# Ooooh! What a beauty!
0:40:24 > 0:40:28# It must be two feet long or even more
0:40:28 > 0:40:31# It's such a lovely colour and nice and round and fat
0:40:31 > 0:40:35# I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that
0:40:35 > 0:40:38# Ooooh! What a beauty!
0:40:38 > 0:40:40# I've never seen one as big as that before... #
0:40:40 > 0:40:42One more!
0:40:42 > 0:40:45# Ooooh! What a beauty!
0:40:45 > 0:40:48# I've never seen one as big as that before
0:40:48 > 0:40:51# Ooooh! What a beauty!
0:40:51 > 0:40:56# It must be two feet long or even more
0:40:56 > 0:40:59# It's such a lovely colour and nice and round and fat
0:40:59 > 0:41:03# I never thought a marrow could grow as big as that
0:41:03 > 0:41:05# Oooh! What a beauty!
0:41:05 > 0:41:08# I've never seen one as big as that before
0:41:08 > 0:41:10# Oh, no
0:41:10 > 0:41:15# I've never seen one as big as that before. #
0:41:15 > 0:41:17Lovely, thank you!
0:41:17 > 0:41:19- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Thank you!
0:41:31 > 0:41:35Celebrating the songs of Mr Harry Champion,
0:41:35 > 0:41:40the Players Theatre plus Mr John Rutland.
0:41:40 > 0:41:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:50 > 0:41:52# Everybody knows him in his old brown hat
0:41:52 > 0:41:54# That he's got on his pim-pim-pimple
0:41:54 > 0:41:56# It only cost him a tenner down the Cut
0:41:56 > 0:41:58# But it looks all right on his little wooden nut
0:41:58 > 0:42:00# Oh, I say What do you think of that?
0:42:00 > 0:42:02# If he can't get what he orders in a pot
0:42:02 > 0:42:04# He'll have it in his old brown hat Well, why not?
0:42:04 > 0:42:06# Have it in his old brown hat Well, why not?
0:42:06 > 0:42:07# Have it in his old brown hat
0:42:07 > 0:42:09# Where I live, my neighbours are a nice lot
0:42:09 > 0:42:11# Specially when I'm out of doors
0:42:11 > 0:42:12# They all treat me with great respect
0:42:12 > 0:42:15# But they never say what's yours?
0:42:15 > 0:42:18# If I walk in a public house they say look out he's here
0:42:18 > 0:42:19# They grab their pots and glasses
0:42:19 > 0:42:21# Shouting danger mind your beer Whoo!
0:42:21 > 0:42:23# Everybody knows me in me old brown hat
0:42:23 > 0:42:25# That I got upon me pim-pim-pimple
0:42:25 > 0:42:26# It only cost me a tanner down the Cut
0:42:26 > 0:42:28# But it looks all right on me little wooden nut
0:42:28 > 0:42:30# Oh, I say
0:42:30 > 0:42:31# What do you think of that?
0:42:31 > 0:42:33# If I can't get what I order in a pot
0:42:33 > 0:42:35- # I'll have it in me old brown hat - Well, why not?
0:42:35 > 0:42:37- # Have it in me old brown hat - Well, why not?
0:42:37 > 0:42:39# Have it in me old brown hat. #
0:42:39 > 0:42:42# For I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am
0:42:42 > 0:42:46# 'Enery the Eighth I am, I am
0:42:46 > 0:42:49# I got married to the widow next door
0:42:49 > 0:42:53# She's been married seven times before
0:42:53 > 0:42:56- # Every one was an 'Enery - 'Enery
0:42:56 > 0:42:59# She wouldn't have a Willie or a Sam
0:42:59 > 0:43:03- # I'm her eighth old man named 'Enery- 'Enery
0:43:03 > 0:43:05# 'Enery the Eighth, I am. #
0:43:06 > 0:43:09# What a mouth! What a mouth! What a North and South
0:43:09 > 0:43:10# Blimey what a mouth he's got
0:43:10 > 0:43:12# When he was a youngster, Oh, Lord Lovell
0:43:12 > 0:43:14# His poor old mother used to feed him with a shovel
0:43:14 > 0:43:15# What a gap! Poor chap!
0:43:15 > 0:43:17# He's never been known to laugh
0:43:17 > 0:43:19# For if he did it's a penny to a quid
0:43:19 > 0:43:21# His face would fall in half
0:43:21 > 0:43:23# Don't walk about without a cady on
0:43:23 > 0:43:24# Ginger, you're balmy
0:43:24 > 0:43:26# Get your 'air cut get your 'air cut
0:43:26 > 0:43:28# Ginger, you're balmy! #
0:43:28 > 0:43:30# Oh, I say What do you think of that?
0:43:30 > 0:43:32# If I can't get what I order in a pot
0:43:32 > 0:43:34- # I'll have it in me old brown hat - Well, why not?
0:43:34 > 0:43:37- # Have it in me old brown hat - Well, why not?
0:43:37 > 0:43:38# Have it in me old brown hat
0:43:38 > 0:43:40# Daddle-daddle da-da daddle-daddle da-da
0:43:40 > 0:43:42# Da-da, da-da Brown hat! #
0:43:42 > 0:43:43APPLAUSE
0:43:49 > 0:43:52# The wife and me and all the family
0:43:52 > 0:43:55# Thought we'd have a spree one night
0:43:55 > 0:44:00# We went out looking round about And we were all right
0:44:00 > 0:44:03# I said Bet, let's hire a waggonette
0:44:03 > 0:44:06# Give the kids a country drive
0:44:06 > 0:44:09# She said, Dan, won't it be some fun?
0:44:09 > 0:44:12# Bless my heart alive
0:44:12 > 0:44:15# Off I went and got a natty lot
0:44:15 > 0:44:18# And inside the family all got
0:44:18 > 0:44:21# But when we drove about ten miles
0:44:21 > 0:44:27# You shoulda seen our bloomin' dials
0:44:27 > 0:44:30# Down fell the pony in a fit
0:44:30 > 0:44:33# Then the waggonette broke down
0:44:33 > 0:44:36# The pony's dead my old woman said
0:44:36 > 0:44:39# We'll have to tramp it back to town
0:44:39 > 0:44:42# No! No! No! No! everybody cried
0:44:42 > 0:44:45# It's too far to roam
0:44:45 > 0:44:48# So we 'arnessed me ol' girl in between the shafts
0:44:48 > 0:44:51# And we made 'er pull the whole lot home
0:44:56 > 0:45:00# We made her trot just like an 'ottentot
0:45:00 > 0:45:03# With the blinkers round her eyes.
0:45:03 > 0:45:06# The bit, oh Lor' we stuck it in her jaw
0:45:06 > 0:45:08# It was just her size
0:45:08 > 0:45:12# All down the street upon her hands and feet
0:45:12 > 0:45:15# She pulled the waggonette all gay
0:45:15 > 0:45:18# Take my tip When I gave 'er the whip
0:45:18 > 0:45:21- # The kids they yelled - Hooray!
0:45:21 > 0:45:23# At the horses' trough I let her stop
0:45:23 > 0:45:27# Took the bridle off and let her mop
0:45:27 > 0:45:30# When we got home there was some wars
0:45:30 > 0:45:34# We 'ad a fight, and all because...
0:45:36 > 0:45:38# Down fell the pony in a fit
0:45:38 > 0:45:41# Then the waggonette broke down
0:45:41 > 0:45:44# The pony's dead my old woman said
0:45:44 > 0:45:47# We'll have to tramp it back to town
0:45:47 > 0:45:50# No! No! No! No! everybody cried
0:45:50 > 0:45:53# It's too far to roam
0:45:53 > 0:45:55# So we 'arnessed me ol' girl in between the shafts
0:45:55 > 0:45:58# And we made her pull the whole lot home
0:45:58 > 0:46:00# Yes, we made 'er pull the whole lot
0:46:00 > 0:46:03# Made 'er pull the whole lot Made 'er pull the whole lot
0:46:03 > 0:46:05# You should 'ave heard the language!
0:46:05 > 0:46:10# Made 'er pull the whole lot 'ome. #
0:46:10 > 0:46:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:46:19 > 0:46:23# Now there's one day a week when we feel a bit gay
0:46:23 > 0:46:26- # That's Saturday - Saturday?
0:46:26 > 0:46:30# When we get our wages it's all hip-hooray
0:46:30 > 0:46:32- # On Saturday - Saturday!
0:46:32 > 0:46:36# You go all the week, perhaps and can't get a sub
0:46:36 > 0:46:40# But the day comes at last when your rofeties you rub
0:46:40 > 0:46:43# And directly you gets it you're off to a pub
0:46:43 > 0:46:45# On Saturday
0:46:47 > 0:46:51# Oh, Saturday That's the day for me
0:46:52 > 0:46:56# We have a fair old beano and we spend our LSD
0:46:56 > 0:47:00# On Monday morning we are always B-R-O-K-E
0:47:00 > 0:47:06# Oh, Saturday Lovely, lovely Saturday
0:47:06 > 0:47:10# Saturday The day for... #
0:47:10 > 0:47:13# Boiled beef and carrots Boiled beef and carrots
0:47:13 > 0:47:15# That's the stuff for your Derby Kell
0:47:15 > 0:47:17# Makes you fit and it keeps you well
0:47:17 > 0:47:20# Don't live like vegetarians on food they give to parrots
0:47:20 > 0:47:22# From morn till night blow out your kite
0:47:22 > 0:47:24# On boiled beef and carrots. #
0:47:24 > 0:47:27# I like pickled onions I like piccalilli
0:47:27 > 0:47:29# Picked cabbage is all right
0:47:29 > 0:47:31# With a bit of cold meat on Sunday night
0:47:31 > 0:47:34# I can go tomatoes-es but what I do prefer
0:47:34 > 0:47:36# Is a little bit of cucum, cucum-cucum
0:47:36 > 0:47:38# A little bit of cucumber. #
0:47:38 > 0:47:40# Any old iron, any old iron
0:47:40 > 0:47:41# Any-any-any old iron
0:47:41 > 0:47:43# You look neat Talk about a treat
0:47:43 > 0:47:45# You look dapper from your napper to your feet
0:47:45 > 0:47:47# Dressed in style Brand-new tile
0:47:47 > 0:47:48# Father's old green tie on
0:47:48 > 0:47:51# I wouldn't give you tuppence for your old watch chain
0:47:51 > 0:47:52# Old iron, old iron
0:47:52 > 0:47:54# Any old iron Any old iron
0:47:54 > 0:47:55# Boiled beef and carrots
0:47:55 > 0:47:57# A little bit of cucum, cucum-cucum
0:47:57 > 0:47:59# Any, any, any What a mouth, any old iron
0:47:59 > 0:48:03# Brown hat And his soul goes marching on
0:48:03 > 0:48:06# Everybody knows me
0:48:06 > 0:48:10# In me old brown hat
0:48:10 > 0:48:11# Brown hat! #
0:48:11 > 0:48:13CHEERING
0:48:24 > 0:48:27Now, there's just time to ask Mr Bernard Cribbins
0:48:27 > 0:48:29and Mr Vince Hill to lead the company and yourselves
0:48:29 > 0:48:32in the last chorus for tonight, Down at the Old Bull and Bush.
0:48:32 > 0:48:34Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Bernard Cribbins, Mr Vince Hill,
0:48:34 > 0:48:37the entire company, Mr Bernard Herrmann,
0:48:37 > 0:48:40and the entire and indefatigable orchestra.
0:48:40 > 0:48:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:48:42 > 0:48:44But this time, simply...
0:48:44 > 0:48:46- ALL:- ..yourselves!
0:48:50 > 0:48:54# Come, come Come and make eyes at me
0:48:54 > 0:48:58# Down at the Old Bull and Bush Da-da, da-da-da
0:48:58 > 0:49:01# Come, come drink some port wine with me
0:49:01 > 0:49:03# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:49:04 > 0:49:06# Hear the little German band
0:49:06 > 0:49:08# Da-da-da, da-da-da-da
0:49:08 > 0:49:11# Just let me hold your hand, dear
0:49:11 > 0:49:13# Come, come
0:49:13 > 0:49:15# Come and have a drink or two
0:49:15 > 0:49:18# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:49:18 > 0:49:20# Bush, Bush!
0:49:20 > 0:49:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:49:26 > 0:49:28AUDIENCE CLAPS IN TIME WITH FINALE MUSIC