0:00:02 > 0:00:06ORCHESTRA PLAYS INTRO TO LITTLE BROWN JUG
0:00:06 > 0:00:09# Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
0:00:09 > 0:00:11# Little brown jug, don't I love thee
0:00:11 > 0:00:13# Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
0:00:13 > 0:00:16# Little brown jug, don't I love thee
0:00:16 > 0:00:18# Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
0:00:18 > 0:00:20# Little brown jug, don't I love thee
0:00:20 > 0:00:22# Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
0:00:22 > 0:00:25# Little brown jug, don't I love thee
0:00:25 > 0:00:27# Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
0:00:27 > 0:00:29# Little brown jug, don't I love thee
0:00:29 > 0:00:31# Ha, ha, ha, hee, hee, hee
0:00:31 > 0:00:36# Little brown jug, don't I love thee. #
0:00:36 > 0:00:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:43 > 0:00:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:52 > 0:00:54CHEERING
0:00:54 > 0:00:56Once again,
0:00:56 > 0:01:01good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
0:01:01 > 0:01:03- AUDIENCE:- Good evening!
0:01:03 > 0:01:06Phantasmagorically,
0:01:06 > 0:01:08effortless in festival frivolities,
0:01:08 > 0:01:13effloresce in transvestite...
0:01:13 > 0:01:15- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!
0:01:15 > 0:01:21..panto mimicry, flamboyant, from the Players Theatre!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24APPLAUSE
0:01:34 > 0:01:38# Oh, we'll all have a jolly good time
0:01:38 > 0:01:41# With the dame in the pantomime
0:01:41 > 0:01:45# For she is the one who will start up the fun
0:01:45 > 0:01:48# And the hero is always her favourite son
0:01:48 > 0:01:50- # Robin Hood - Aladdin
0:01:50 > 0:01:52- # Dick Whittington - And Jack
0:01:52 > 0:01:55# Tell their stories in song and in rhyme
0:01:55 > 0:01:58# It's the time of the year when the children all cheer
0:01:58 > 0:02:02# For the dame in the pantomime
0:02:02 > 0:02:07# For the dame in the pantomime. #
0:02:07 > 0:02:10# Let's have a song about the boys
0:02:10 > 0:02:12# About the boys
0:02:12 > 0:02:14# About the boys
0:02:14 > 0:02:17# Beanstalk Jack, Aladdin, Robin Hood
0:02:17 > 0:02:21# Whittington and it started with a whoop
0:02:21 > 0:02:24# Let's have a song about the boys
0:02:24 > 0:02:26# About the boys
0:02:26 > 0:02:28# What a joy
0:02:28 > 0:02:32# All together, let us make the laughter free
0:02:32 > 0:02:35# And let's have a song about the boys. #
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Jack - Penny Rigden.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42APPLAUSE
0:02:42 > 0:02:46Robin Hood - Lisa Westcott.
0:02:46 > 0:02:48APPLAUSE
0:02:48 > 0:02:51Dick Whittington - Jenny Till.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54APPLAUSE
0:02:55 > 0:02:58Aladdin - Nicola Kimber.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01APPLAUSE
0:03:05 > 0:03:08Prince Charming - Danny La Rue!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11CHEERING
0:03:19 > 0:03:22# Put me among the girls
0:03:22 > 0:03:26# Put me among the girls
0:03:26 > 0:03:29# Do me a favour, do
0:03:29 > 0:03:33# You know I'd do the same for you
0:03:33 > 0:03:37# Put me among the girls
0:03:37 > 0:03:40# Those with the curly curls
0:03:40 > 0:03:44# They'll all enjoy themselves and so will I
0:03:44 > 0:03:48# So put me among the girls, yeah! #
0:03:48 > 0:03:51APPLAUSE
0:03:58 > 0:04:04# If you were the only girl in the world
0:04:04 > 0:04:09# And I were the only boy
0:04:10 > 0:04:16# Nothing else would matter in the world today
0:04:16 > 0:04:21# We could go on loving in the same old way
0:04:21 > 0:04:27# A Garden of Eden just meant for two
0:04:27 > 0:04:31# With nothing to mar our joy
0:04:32 > 0:04:38# I would say such wonderful things to you
0:04:38 > 0:04:43# There would be such wonderful things to do
0:04:43 > 0:04:49# If you were the only girls in the world
0:04:49 > 0:04:54# And I were the only boy. #
0:04:55 > 0:04:58# She's my lady love
0:04:58 > 0:05:03# She is my dove, my baby love
0:05:03 > 0:05:07# She's no girl for sitting down to dream
0:05:07 > 0:05:12# She's the only queen Laguna knows
0:05:12 > 0:05:15# I know she likes me
0:05:15 > 0:05:17# I know she likes me
0:05:17 > 0:05:20# Because she said so
0:05:20 > 0:05:24# She is my lily of Laguna
0:05:24 > 0:05:27# She is my lily and my... #
0:05:27 > 0:05:29All together now!
0:05:29 > 0:05:33# She's my lady love
0:05:33 > 0:05:38# She is my dove, my baby love
0:05:38 > 0:05:42# She's no girl for sitting down to dream
0:05:42 > 0:05:46# She's the only queen Laguna knows
0:05:46 > 0:05:50# I know she likes me
0:05:50 > 0:05:52# I know she likes me
0:05:52 > 0:05:54# Because she said so
0:05:54 > 0:05:59# She is my lily of Laguna
0:05:59 > 0:06:02# She is my lily
0:06:02 > 0:06:07# And my rose. #
0:06:07 > 0:06:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:20 > 0:06:23Enchanting embodiment...
0:06:23 > 0:06:26- AUDIENCE:- Whoo... - That's not a rude word.
0:06:26 > 0:06:31..of all mythological anthropomorphism.
0:06:31 > 0:06:33- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!
0:06:33 > 0:06:35A talking bird.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Mr Keith Harris!
0:06:38 > 0:06:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:46 > 0:06:48Oh!
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Ah, lovely.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54Thank you very much indeed, ladies and gentlemen.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57This, of course, is my little friend, Orville. He's very shy.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00I'll get him to turn round. Will you turn round and have a look?
0:07:00 > 0:07:02- AS ORVILLE:- I can't.
0:07:02 > 0:07:03LAUGHTER
0:07:03 > 0:07:06- You can.- I don't want to.
0:07:06 > 0:07:09Come on, have a look, because all your friends are out here.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- Just have a look. - I'll have a look then.- Come on.
0:07:12 > 0:07:16- There you are, you see. AUDIENCE:- Aw.- There, see?
0:07:16 > 0:07:19They've all got their old clothes on.
0:07:19 > 0:07:22LAUGHTER
0:07:22 > 0:07:24You see, it's period costume.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26They're all here to enjoy themselves.
0:07:26 > 0:07:29- Are they?- Yes, see?
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Are they real people?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34Of course they're real people.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36Look, say hello to the gentleman on the front row
0:07:36 > 0:07:37and he'll say hello to you.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39- Hello.- Hello.
0:07:39 > 0:07:42- Ah... - LAUGHTER
0:07:42 > 0:07:44- What have you come as?- Listen...
0:07:44 > 0:07:46LAUGHTER
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Orville, don't be so cheeky.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Look, I think you'd better say good night.- I've only just come out.
0:07:53 > 0:07:56- I know you have. - And it's New Year's Eve.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58Well, I know it's New Year's Eve
0:07:58 > 0:08:00but, you see, you've got to go to bed
0:08:00 > 0:08:03because little people need their sleep and sleep's very good for you.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06I don't want to go to bed yet.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- Well, you've got to. - I don't want to.
0:08:09 > 0:08:11LAUGHTER
0:08:11 > 0:08:13I don't want to.
0:08:13 > 0:08:16LAUGHTER
0:08:16 > 0:08:19Well, you have to because sleep is very good for you.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22- I don't think it is, you know. - Don't you?
0:08:22 > 0:08:28- No, cos when I go to bed after a party...- Mm.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30- ..I feel good.- Yes.
0:08:30 > 0:08:34- And when I wake up in the morning, I feel terrible.- Do you?
0:08:36 > 0:08:40- So, it's the sleep that does it. - It's the sleep... Well, it might be.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Yes. - It might be the sleep that does it.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45Listen, I'm going to put you to bed
0:08:45 > 0:08:47because, you see, I have to go first-footing.
0:08:47 > 0:08:50- What does that mean? - What does it mean?- Yeah.
0:08:50 > 0:08:52Well, you see, at 12 o'clock, to let the New Year in,
0:08:52 > 0:08:54I go to my friend's house, knock on his door
0:08:54 > 0:08:57and I give him a piece of bread and some coal.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59- Some what?- A piece of bread and some coal.
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- That won't taste very nice. - Well, of course it won't.
0:09:03 > 0:09:05Coal isn't for eating, is it?
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Er, central 'eating. - Central 'eating.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11- Yeah.- Yeah... LAUGHTER
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- So, I think I'll put you to bed. - Into bed.- Yes, your bed's up here.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19- Up the stairs.- Up the stairs. - Going to bed now.- All right.
0:09:19 > 0:09:24- Put you in there.- Hello.- Hello. I love you.- I'm going to bed now.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28- I love you.- I love you. - Yes, I know you do.- In the bed.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- Here's a bed over here. - The big bed.- In the big bed.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33- It's my bed.- I know it's your bed.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35And then, in the morning, when you wake up,
0:09:35 > 0:09:39you know what everybody does? You know what happens on New Year's Day?
0:09:39 > 0:09:40Nobody goes to work.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43LAUGHTER
0:09:43 > 0:09:46Everybody shouts, "Rabbits, rabbits, rabbits!"
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- What for?- Well, I don't know. It's tradition, you see.
0:09:49 > 0:09:51Everybody says that.
0:09:51 > 0:09:53Rabbits don't.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Don't they?
0:09:55 > 0:09:57They shout, "People, people, people!"
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- Well, never mind. Look, I'll put you in the bed.- In the bed.- Yes.
0:10:01 > 0:10:03Where's my hottie?
0:10:03 > 0:10:05LAUGHTER
0:10:05 > 0:10:08- Where's your what?- My hottie. - Oh, your hottie.- Yes.
0:10:08 > 0:10:12You had me worried for a minute. It's in there somewhere.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- I'll find it then.- Yes, you find it.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16- I've got it now.- All right. - I'll be all right.
0:10:16 > 0:10:19It'll be all right because I want to talk to the ladies and gentlemen.
0:10:19 > 0:10:21- OK.- All right? All right then.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24- Ssh...- Ssh. You go to sleep, all right?
0:10:24 > 0:10:26- Yeah.- There's a good boy.
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Ladies and gentlemen...
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Keith?- Yes?
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Can I have a drink of water?
0:10:35 > 0:10:40No, you don't want a drink of water. All right, just be a good boy.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Right, ladies and gentlemen...
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Keith?
0:10:44 > 0:10:48- Yes?- I want a drink of water.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Look, you want a drink of water?
0:10:51 > 0:10:54If I hear one more word, I'll smack your botty.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57- Keith?- Yes?
0:10:57 > 0:11:01When you come to smack my botty, can you bring me a drink of water?
0:11:01 > 0:11:05LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:11:07 > 0:11:09I'll get... I'll get some milk. There we are.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11I've got some milk for you cos I know you like milk.
0:11:11 > 0:11:13- Do you like milk?- Yeah. - Yeah, all right.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16- Cos I'm thirsty.- Uh? - I am thirsty.- Are you?
0:11:16 > 0:11:19- Oh, I am thirsty.- Are you?
0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Oh, I am thirsty!- All right.
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Have your milk, there you are, cos it's good for you.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Drink your milk, OK.
0:11:26 > 0:11:29ORVILLE SLURPS
0:11:29 > 0:11:32- I've finished now.- You've finished? - Yeah.- Good boy.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34ORVILLE BURPS Ooh!
0:11:34 > 0:11:35ORVILLE LAUGHS
0:11:35 > 0:11:37That milk's full of 'scuseness.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39Is it full of 'scuseness?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- Yeah.- Yes. And I don't want to hear any more
0:11:41 > 0:11:43- of this "Oh, I am thirsty" business. - OK.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46- OK.- Good.- Yes.- Cos I was thirsty. - Were you?
0:11:46 > 0:11:48Oh, I was thirsty.
0:11:48 > 0:11:51Oh, I was thirsty!
0:11:51 > 0:11:54All right. Don't make things up.
0:11:54 > 0:11:56- I didn't.- You did.
0:11:56 > 0:11:58I didn't.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I didn't.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03- Listen, you haven't said your prayers, have you?- No.
0:12:03 > 0:12:07- Are you going to say your prayers? - I like saying prayers.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- Do you?- I'm a little bird of pray. - Are you?
0:12:11 > 0:12:13LAUGHTER
0:12:13 > 0:12:14Well, you...
0:12:16 > 0:12:19- What?- You repeat after me a little child's prayer. Ready?
0:12:19 > 0:12:21Now I lay me down to sleep.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24Now I lay me down to sleep.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33If I should die before I wake.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36If I should die bef... Pardon?
0:12:36 > 0:12:39If I should die before I wake.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42If I should die before I wake.
0:12:42 > 0:12:45I pray the Lord my soul to take.
0:12:45 > 0:12:48I pray the Lord my soul to take.
0:12:48 > 0:12:51ORVILLE SIGHS
0:12:51 > 0:12:55# Little man, you're sighing
0:12:55 > 0:12:58# Tell me why you're blue
0:12:58 > 0:13:03# Just because it's time to hit the hay
0:13:03 > 0:13:07# You'd better go to sleep now
0:13:07 > 0:13:11# Little man, you've had a busy day
0:13:13 > 0:13:16# I'll keep my resolution
0:13:16 > 0:13:19# When the old year ends
0:13:19 > 0:13:23# Now it's time to, to dim the light
0:13:24 > 0:13:28# Well, before I go to sleep
0:13:28 > 0:13:31# I will say to all my friends
0:13:31 > 0:13:33# Happy New Year
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# And good night
0:13:37 > 0:13:40# Now the moon is beaming
0:13:40 > 0:13:44# Stars are shining through
0:13:44 > 0:13:48# They're telling us the sandman's on his way
0:13:48 > 0:13:52# You, you'd better go to sleep now
0:13:52 > 0:13:57# Cos, little man, you've had a busy day
0:13:57 > 0:13:59# Yeah
0:14:00 > 0:14:02# Yes, I've had
0:14:02 > 0:14:07# A very busy
0:14:07 > 0:14:08# Say good night
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- # Good night, God bless - Day. #
0:14:13 > 0:14:16APPLAUSE
0:14:41 > 0:14:45Direct from La Scala, Milan,
0:14:45 > 0:14:48and Covent Garden,
0:14:48 > 0:14:53crystalline, charismatic coloraturism,
0:14:53 > 0:14:57Miss Teresa Cahill!
0:14:57 > 0:15:01APPLAUSE
0:15:09 > 0:15:12SHE SINGS AN OPERATIC PIECE IN ITALIAN
0:15:49 > 0:15:53SHE SINGS AN OPERATIC PIECE IN ITALIAN
0:16:11 > 0:16:14SHE SINGS AN OPERATIC PIECE IN ITALIAN
0:16:41 > 0:16:44SHE SINGS AN OPERATIC PIECE IN ITALIAN
0:16:46 > 0:16:50APPLAUSE
0:17:13 > 0:17:17# I've heard the magic song that love sings
0:17:17 > 0:17:22# Believed the lies that love can tell
0:17:22 > 0:17:26# I've known the loneliness that love brings
0:17:26 > 0:17:32# To those like me who love so well
0:17:32 > 0:17:36# In vain have I pretended
0:17:36 > 0:17:41# To call this love a passing phase
0:17:41 > 0:17:47# Yet till my life is ended
0:17:47 > 0:17:55# I know I'll never change my ways
0:17:55 > 0:18:00# I give my heart
0:18:00 > 0:18:04# Just to one man
0:18:04 > 0:18:11# Loving as any woman can
0:18:11 > 0:18:16# This, too, I swear
0:18:16 > 0:18:19# While I am there
0:18:19 > 0:18:28# All I possess is this to share
0:18:28 > 0:18:33# I give my heart
0:18:33 > 0:18:36# I know my mind
0:18:36 > 0:18:40# Without this sorrow
0:18:40 > 0:18:44# Love will come
0:18:44 > 0:18:49MUFFLED OPERATIC SINGING
0:18:53 > 0:18:57# I give my heart
0:18:57 > 0:19:03# To one man alone
0:19:08 > 0:19:12# I've known some foolish men and wise men
0:19:12 > 0:19:17# Men drunk with love instead of wine
0:19:17 > 0:19:21# And yet I do not criticise men
0:19:21 > 0:19:26# Their lives are theirs and mine is mine
0:19:26 > 0:19:30# To me they come for pleasure
0:19:30 > 0:19:35# They sometimes win, they sometimes fail
0:19:35 > 0:19:41# One thing I know I treasure
0:19:41 > 0:19:50# This heart of mine is not for sale
0:19:50 > 0:19:55# I give my heart
0:19:55 > 0:19:59# Just to one man
0:19:59 > 0:20:06# Loving as only woman can
0:20:06 > 0:20:11# This, too, I swear
0:20:11 > 0:20:14# While I am there
0:20:14 > 0:20:22# All I possess is this to share
0:20:22 > 0:20:27# I give my heart
0:20:27 > 0:20:31# I know my mind
0:20:31 > 0:20:34# Without this sorrow
0:20:34 > 0:20:38# Love will come
0:20:38 > 0:20:43MUFFLED OPERATIC SINGING
0:20:48 > 0:20:52# I give my heart
0:20:52 > 0:21:03# To one man alone. #
0:21:03 > 0:21:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:24 > 0:21:27From Calcutta,
0:21:27 > 0:21:32kinetoscopic chiaroscurist
0:21:32 > 0:21:35in archetypal adumbration...
0:21:35 > 0:21:37- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:21:37 > 0:21:39- Shadow play.- AUDIENCE:- Ah.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42Bablu Mallick!
0:21:42 > 0:21:45APPLAUSE
0:21:48 > 0:21:50Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Bonsoir, mesdames et messieurs.
0:21:52 > 0:21:53SNEEZE
0:21:57 > 0:21:59Left, right, left, right.
0:21:59 > 0:22:02About turn. Company, March!
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Whoop, whoop.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07WHISTLING
0:22:13 > 0:22:14MAA
0:22:15 > 0:22:16Ole!
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28HE LAUGHS
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Yeah.
0:22:43 > 0:22:45HE LAUGHS
0:22:49 > 0:22:50KISSING
0:22:50 > 0:22:52Come here.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56APPLAUSE
0:23:02 > 0:23:04No. No?
0:23:06 > 0:23:08I love you.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14Oh, no.
0:23:18 > 0:23:21SNORING
0:23:25 > 0:23:27Good night.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31APPLAUSE
0:23:58 > 0:24:01APPLAUSE
0:24:34 > 0:24:37APPLAUSE
0:24:47 > 0:24:50LAUGHTER
0:24:58 > 0:25:01SQUEAKING
0:25:04 > 0:25:05BARKING
0:25:12 > 0:25:15BARKING AND PANTING
0:25:16 > 0:25:18APPLAUSE
0:26:02 > 0:26:05APPLAUSE
0:26:17 > 0:26:20Epitomising epicenism...
0:26:20 > 0:26:22- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:26:22 > 0:26:26..every other inch a woman,
0:26:26 > 0:26:29Mr Danny La Rue!
0:26:29 > 0:26:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:37 > 0:26:41- Are we having a nice time? AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:26:41 > 0:26:43Now we're creeping towards the New Year.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46- Are you all very happy about that? AUDIENCE:- Yes.
0:26:46 > 0:26:49Now, girls, see all these fellas with you tonight? Watch them.
0:26:49 > 0:26:51I've got a very sad story.
0:26:51 > 0:26:54It's about a little young lady and you might be all in the same boat.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56They'll take you home for a gin and it.
0:26:56 > 0:26:58LAUGHTER
0:26:58 > 0:27:01You'll have the gin, they'll have it. Watch them.
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Now, get your handkerchiefs ready for this very sad tale.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07You're all right, are you, Maestro, dear?
0:27:08 > 0:27:11# Here is a picture, a man and a girl
0:27:11 > 0:27:13# Strolling along in the shade
0:27:13 > 0:27:17# He is a marquis, the son of an earl
0:27:17 > 0:27:20# And she but a pure village maid
0:27:20 > 0:27:23# He tells her he loves her again and again
0:27:23 > 0:27:27# She thinks he is loyal and true
0:27:27 > 0:27:32# And then comes the night when he gives her champagne
0:27:32 > 0:27:36# And does what he ought not to do
0:27:38 > 0:27:42# Only a glass of champagne
0:27:42 > 0:27:46# But it led a poor girl into sin
0:27:48 > 0:27:52# Only a glass of champagne
0:27:52 > 0:27:57# T'was the door where the devil crept in
0:27:58 > 0:28:00# It's just an old story
0:28:00 > 0:28:02# It's always the same
0:28:02 > 0:28:04# Just like a poor moth
0:28:04 > 0:28:07# She flew too near the flame
0:28:07 > 0:28:10# She opened her wings
0:28:10 > 0:28:12# And lost her good name
0:28:12 > 0:28:16# All for a glass of champagne
0:28:16 > 0:28:20# Now think of her future, the sorrow, the shame
0:28:20 > 0:28:23# Neither a maid nor a wife
0:28:23 > 0:28:27# Think of those parents who gave her the name
0:28:27 > 0:28:31# She has dishonoured for life
0:28:32 > 0:28:35# What's to become of her, spurned and reviled
0:28:35 > 0:28:39# Into oblivion hurled?
0:28:39 > 0:28:43# And what can she offer her fatherless child... #
0:28:43 > 0:28:46- Ah... AUDIENCE:- Ah...
0:28:46 > 0:28:49# She has brought into the world? #
0:28:49 > 0:28:51All together!
0:28:51 > 0:28:55# Only a glass of champagne
0:28:55 > 0:28:59# Was the... It led a poor girl into sin... #
0:28:59 > 0:29:01That's it, dear.
0:29:01 > 0:29:05# Only a glass of champagne
0:29:05 > 0:29:09# T'was the door where the devil crept in
0:29:10 > 0:29:15# She lost her honour with heartache and pain
0:29:15 > 0:29:20# To her false lover she pleaded in vain
0:29:20 > 0:29:24# But by the next morning she'd lost it again
0:29:24 > 0:29:29# All for a glass of champagne
0:29:29 > 0:29:32# So all you young ladies
0:29:32 > 0:29:34# Take warning from her
0:29:34 > 0:29:39# If you're taken out by a lord or a sir
0:29:39 > 0:29:44# Be careful you don't let the same thing occur
0:29:44 > 0:29:52# Well, not for a glass of champagne. #
0:29:52 > 0:29:56APPLAUSE
0:30:02 > 0:30:05CHEERING
0:30:08 > 0:30:10Hey!
0:30:13 > 0:30:16# Down the road there lives a man I'd like you all to know
0:30:16 > 0:30:20# He grew a great big marrow for the local flower show
0:30:20 > 0:30:24# And when the news got round of it they came from far and wide
0:30:24 > 0:30:27# And when the people saw the size of it... #
0:30:28 > 0:30:30LAUGHTER
0:30:30 > 0:30:33# Everybody cried
0:30:33 > 0:30:37# Oh, what a beauty!
0:30:37 > 0:30:41# I've never seen one as big as that before
0:30:41 > 0:30:44# Oh, what a beauty!
0:30:44 > 0:30:48# It must be two foot long or maybe more
0:30:48 > 0:30:52# It's such a lovely colour, nice and round and fat
0:30:52 > 0:30:56# I've never seen a marrow quite as big as that
0:30:56 > 0:30:59# Oh, what a beauty!
0:30:59 > 0:31:04I've never seen one as big as that before
0:31:04 > 0:31:08# He was leaning on his garden gate the other day
0:31:08 > 0:31:11# And beckoned to a lady who lived just across the way
0:31:11 > 0:31:15# He took her down the garden path and showed it her with pride
0:31:15 > 0:31:18# And when she saw the size of it... #
0:31:18 > 0:31:21LAUGHTER
0:31:21 > 0:31:24Silly girl! LAUGHTER
0:31:24 > 0:31:28# She looked at him and cried
0:31:28 > 0:31:31# "Oh, what a beauty!
0:31:31 > 0:31:35# "I've never seen one as big as that before
0:31:35 > 0:31:39# "Oh, what a beauty!
0:31:39 > 0:31:43# "It must be two foot long or maybe more
0:31:43 > 0:31:47# "It's such a lovely colour, nice and round and fat
0:31:47 > 0:31:50# "I've never seen a marrow quite as big as that
0:31:50 > 0:31:54# "Oh, what a beauty!
0:31:54 > 0:31:58# "I've never seen one as big as that before
0:31:58 > 0:32:04# "Never seen one as big as that before." #
0:32:06 > 0:32:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:23 > 0:32:27- Idiosyncratic...- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:32:27 > 0:32:30- ..ecdysiast...- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:32:30 > 0:32:32- From the Greek. - LAUGHTER
0:32:32 > 0:32:37Egocentricity from Mr Deryk Parkin!
0:32:37 > 0:32:41APPLAUSE
0:32:42 > 0:32:46# There's something about me, there's no doubt
0:32:46 > 0:32:48# I look a masher when I'm walking out
0:32:48 > 0:32:51# People stare though I don't know why
0:32:51 > 0:32:54# Perhaps it is because I wear a collar and tie
0:32:54 > 0:32:57# And no joke, my poke, though a trifle bent
0:32:57 > 0:32:59# Doesn't make them look at me a lot
0:32:59 > 0:33:03# But there's one thing people seem to think is funny
0:33:03 > 0:33:06# And I'll tell you what it is, just what
0:33:07 > 0:33:11# It's the little wigger-wagger in my hand
0:33:11 > 0:33:14# That makes me such a dandy
0:33:14 > 0:33:17# Oh, it's not my strut, nor my face, tut-tut
0:33:17 > 0:33:20# Nor the brand-new caddy like a pimple on my nut
0:33:20 > 0:33:23# Maidies and the ladies
0:33:23 > 0:33:25# I meet when I'm a-walking in the Strand
0:33:25 > 0:33:28# They admire my togs and I keep away the dogs
0:33:28 > 0:33:31# With my little wigger-wagger in my hand
0:33:31 > 0:33:33# Brum
0:33:33 > 0:33:34# Brum-da-da-da-da-dum
0:33:42 > 0:33:44# I went to a fancy-dress ball one night
0:33:44 > 0:33:47# Dressed up as Cupid, looking such a sight
0:33:47 > 0:33:50# I wore red tights cos I can't stand black... #
0:33:51 > 0:33:53- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!
0:33:55 > 0:33:58# I got a pair of tinsel wings and stuck them on my back... #
0:33:58 > 0:34:00- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!
0:34:00 > 0:34:02# In Bow, you know, I picked up a bow
0:34:02 > 0:34:05# I got it very cheap Well, I'll be blowed
0:34:05 > 0:34:09# And at my side I wore a quiver full of arrows
0:34:09 > 0:34:12# That I picked up in the 'Arrow Road
0:34:12 > 0:34:17# With my little wigger-wagger in my hand
0:34:17 > 0:34:20# I walked into the ballroom
0:34:20 > 0:34:23# But I blushed with pride for the girls all cried
0:34:23 > 0:34:26# "If I catch you bending" Well, I thought I should have died
0:34:26 > 0:34:29# Fellows, they were jealous
0:34:29 > 0:34:32# Though why it was I couldn't understand
0:34:32 > 0:34:34# For I stood just so
0:34:35 > 0:34:37# With my arrow and my bow
0:34:37 > 0:34:40# And my little wigger-wagger in my hand
0:34:40 > 0:34:42# La-di
0:34:42 > 0:34:43# Ba-da-da-dum... #
0:34:46 > 0:34:48- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!
0:34:48 > 0:34:51# Once at the seaside, Margate way
0:34:51 > 0:34:54# I had a little dip in Pegwell Bay
0:34:54 > 0:34:56# I put my clothes on the sandy beach
0:34:56 > 0:34:59# I put them where I reckoned that the water wouldn't reach
0:35:00 > 0:35:03# Sidestroke, wide stroke I began to swim
0:35:03 > 0:35:05# Bobbing in the water like a boat
0:35:05 > 0:35:09# And on my cane I tied a pair of water wings
0:35:09 > 0:35:12# To keep me up and make me float
0:35:13 > 0:35:17# With my little wigger-wagger in my hand
0:35:17 > 0:35:20# I left the salt seawater
0:35:20 > 0:35:23# But I felt a jay To my great dismay
0:35:23 > 0:35:26# The waves carried all my toggeries away
0:35:26 > 0:35:28# I there felt a pie there
0:35:28 > 0:35:31# For all the boys were laughing on the sand
0:35:31 > 0:35:34# As away I raced with a kipper round my waist
0:35:34 > 0:35:37# And my little wigger-wagger in my hand
0:35:37 > 0:35:39# With my little wigger-wagger With my little wigger-wagger
0:35:39 > 0:35:41# With my little wigger-wagger... #
0:35:41 > 0:35:43- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!
0:35:43 > 0:35:47APPLAUSE
0:35:52 > 0:35:54From America,
0:35:54 > 0:35:57mellifluous,
0:35:57 > 0:35:59honey-toned,
0:35:59 > 0:36:03in deliquescent masculinity,
0:36:03 > 0:36:05Mr Robert White!
0:36:05 > 0:36:08APPLAUSE
0:36:11 > 0:36:18# I wander today to the hill, Maggie
0:36:18 > 0:36:24# To watch the scene below
0:36:24 > 0:36:31# The creek and the creaking old mill, Maggie
0:36:31 > 0:36:37# As we used to long ago
0:36:37 > 0:36:44# The green growth is gone from the hill, Maggie
0:36:44 > 0:36:53# Where first the daisies sprung
0:36:53 > 0:37:02# And the creaking old mill is still, Maggie
0:37:02 > 0:37:09# Since you and I were young
0:37:15 > 0:37:21# They say I am feeble with age, Maggie
0:37:21 > 0:37:26# My steps are less sprightly than then
0:37:26 > 0:37:33# My face is a well-written page, Maggie
0:37:33 > 0:37:39# But time alone was the pen
0:37:39 > 0:37:45# They say we are aged and grey, Maggie
0:37:45 > 0:37:53# As spray by the white breakers flung
0:37:53 > 0:38:02# But to me you're as fair as you were, Maggie
0:38:02 > 0:38:09# When you and I were young
0:38:09 > 0:38:16# And now we are aged and grey, Maggie
0:38:16 > 0:38:25# The trials of life nearly done
0:38:25 > 0:38:35# Let us sing of the days that are gone, Maggie
0:38:35 > 0:38:48# When you and I were young. #
0:38:51 > 0:38:54APPLAUSE
0:39:07 > 0:39:10You know, as this old year passes and we go into the new one,
0:39:10 > 0:39:14it does make us think of family, whether they be near or far away.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Family, when we were youngsters,
0:39:16 > 0:39:18makes us think of home and the house,
0:39:18 > 0:39:22and the next song is about a house that might be no more, in fact,
0:39:22 > 0:39:24but it's a thought to bring with us into the New Year,
0:39:24 > 0:39:27so we appreciate what we have, with those near us.
0:39:27 > 0:39:28The Old House.
0:39:38 > 0:39:42# Lonely I wander
0:39:42 > 0:39:47# Through scenes of my childhood
0:39:47 > 0:39:51# They call back to memory
0:39:51 > 0:39:56# Those happy days of yore
0:39:56 > 0:40:00# Gone are the old folk
0:40:00 > 0:40:05# The house stands deserted
0:40:05 > 0:40:10# No light in the windows
0:40:10 > 0:40:16# No welcome at the door
0:40:23 > 0:40:26# Here's where the children
0:40:26 > 0:40:30# Played games on the heather
0:40:30 > 0:40:32# Here's where they sailed
0:40:32 > 0:40:37# Their wee boats on the burn
0:40:37 > 0:40:41# Where are they now?
0:40:41 > 0:40:44# Some are dead
0:40:44 > 0:40:47# Some have wandered
0:40:47 > 0:40:51# No more to their home
0:40:51 > 0:40:59# Shall those children return
0:41:04 > 0:41:08# Lonely's the house now
0:41:08 > 0:41:13# And lonely the moorlands
0:41:13 > 0:41:18# The children are scattered
0:41:18 > 0:41:22# The old folk are gone
0:41:22 > 0:41:26# Why stand I here
0:41:26 > 0:41:31# Like a ghost and a shadow?
0:41:31 > 0:41:36# 'Tis time I were moving
0:41:36 > 0:41:49# 'Tis time I passed on. #
0:41:49 > 0:41:52APPLAUSE
0:42:12 > 0:42:15All the way from Rotherham...
0:42:15 > 0:42:17- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:42:17 > 0:42:23..engagingly jousting in jaunty jocularities...
0:42:23 > 0:42:27Funnyman. Mr Duggie Brown!
0:42:27 > 0:42:30APPLAUSE
0:42:31 > 0:42:33Oh!
0:42:33 > 0:42:34Oh, my goodness!
0:42:39 > 0:42:42Isn't it a posh night, eh?
0:42:42 > 0:42:44New Year's Eve!
0:42:44 > 0:42:45A beautiful theatre...
0:42:45 > 0:42:48It's like working in the inside of a wedding cake!
0:42:48 > 0:42:51Mind you, I had a nice Christmas. I got a new set of golf clubs.
0:42:51 > 0:42:52I love golf. I like golf stories.
0:42:52 > 0:42:55There's a nice one about a fellow who was playing golf
0:42:55 > 0:42:57and suddenly a golf ball hit him right in the middle of the jaw.
0:42:57 > 0:43:00It broke his jaw, three places this side, three places that side.
0:43:00 > 0:43:01He was in a terrible state.
0:43:01 > 0:43:04Took him off to the hospital. He was three months in hospital.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07He had to have all wire put through his jaw here, like that,
0:43:07 > 0:43:09all along the bottom, like that, up the top.
0:43:09 > 0:43:11He was in a terrible state.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13- Shame! AUDIENCE:- Ah...
0:43:13 > 0:43:15You were a bit late there, weren't you?
0:43:15 > 0:43:19You'd feel shame with all wire around, wouldn't you?
0:43:19 > 0:43:22He came out of hospital. He thought he'd cure his fear of golf,
0:43:22 > 0:43:24so he went back to the clubhouse and there was Charlie,
0:43:24 > 0:43:27cleaning glasses. And Charlie thought he'd make him feel at home.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30He went, "Oh, hello, Mr Tomkinson. How are you feeling?"
0:43:30 > 0:43:34He said... MUMBLING: "Oh, shocking, Charlie."
0:43:34 > 0:43:36LAUGHTER
0:43:38 > 0:43:43He said, "I tell you what, Charlie. I'm in a shocking state."
0:43:43 > 0:43:46LAUGHTER
0:43:46 > 0:43:49He said, "I can be truthful with you, Charlie.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52"I am in a shocking state."
0:43:53 > 0:43:57He said, "I got hit with that golf ball. Do you remember?"
0:43:58 > 0:44:00Charlie said, "Yes."
0:44:00 > 0:44:03He said, "Don't interrupt me, Charlie, it's hard to get it out."
0:44:03 > 0:44:05He said, "I got hit with a golf ball, got hit in the jaw.
0:44:05 > 0:44:10"It broke my jaw three places this side, three places that side.
0:44:10 > 0:44:12"I've got all wire going... I've worked it out.
0:44:12 > 0:44:16"If I drop dead this minute, I'm going to be worth more for scrap."
0:44:16 > 0:44:18LAUGHTER
0:44:18 > 0:44:23He said, "Charlie, I tell you what, I'm in a shocking state, I am."
0:44:24 > 0:44:28He said... MUMBLING: "I've spent these three months in hospital.
0:44:28 > 0:44:33"While I've been in hospital, I couldn't eat properly.
0:44:34 > 0:44:36"Or sprouts."
0:44:36 > 0:44:38LAUGHTER
0:44:38 > 0:44:41I just thought of that one.
0:44:41 > 0:44:43APPLAUSE
0:44:45 > 0:44:50No, don't applaud, I've only got an hour and a half. He said...
0:44:50 > 0:44:52Back into the character.
0:44:52 > 0:44:54He said... MUMBLING: "I can't eat properly, Charlie.
0:44:54 > 0:44:58"While I've been in there, I've had to be fed through a tube."
0:44:58 > 0:45:01He said, "I'm in a shocking state, Charlie."
0:45:01 > 0:45:05He said, "I can't drink properly. I have to drink through...
0:45:05 > 0:45:09"I tell you what, Charlie, I can't even speak properly."
0:45:09 > 0:45:13And Charlie tried to cheer him up. He said, "Don't worry, Mr Tomkinson.
0:45:13 > 0:45:16"The man who hit you with that golf ball, he came in here that evening,
0:45:16 > 0:45:18"he had seven double Scotches,
0:45:18 > 0:45:19"he jumped into his brand-new automobile
0:45:19 > 0:45:22"and went and crashed into the tree at the end of the lane."
0:45:22 > 0:45:25And he said, "And I can't laugh either, Charlie."
0:45:25 > 0:45:28LAUGHTER
0:45:35 > 0:45:38I love the silly ones. The silliest one I ever heard...
0:45:38 > 0:45:40You're not dashing off, are you?
0:45:40 > 0:45:43This fellow's got this parrot, you see.
0:45:43 > 0:45:46It's not the Irish parrot. I'll do that one. Quick impression.
0:45:46 > 0:45:49The Irish parrot. AS PARROT: Who's a pretty...?
0:45:49 > 0:45:50Um...
0:45:50 > 0:45:53LAUGHTER
0:45:53 > 0:45:55No, this fellow's got this parrot, you see,
0:45:55 > 0:45:57and he's teaching it how to speak
0:45:57 > 0:46:00and all it will say is, "Who is it?", like that.
0:46:00 > 0:46:03So, he went out to work one morning.
0:46:03 > 0:46:06Half an hour later, there's a knock on the door and the parrot says,
0:46:06 > 0:46:08"Who is it?", like that.
0:46:08 > 0:46:10"It's the plumber. I've come to mend your pipes.
0:46:10 > 0:46:13"Would you let me in, please?" And the parrot went, "Who is it?"
0:46:13 > 0:46:16In the end, he's screaming like mad, he had a heart attack,
0:46:16 > 0:46:18- dropped dead on the stairs. AUDIENCE:- Ah...
0:46:18 > 0:46:20Five o'clock, the chap came home from work.
0:46:20 > 0:46:23He looked down, there's a body there. He said, "Who is it?"
0:46:23 > 0:46:26The parrot said, "It's the plumber. He's come to mend your pipes."
0:46:26 > 0:46:29LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:46:34 > 0:46:36Listen, what I've done this year
0:46:36 > 0:46:39is I have actually made my own New Year's resolution
0:46:39 > 0:46:41never to sing again.
0:46:41 > 0:46:43But it's not 12 o'clock,
0:46:43 > 0:46:45so you're going to have to cop for it.
0:46:45 > 0:46:47Here we go. It's a nice one.
0:46:48 > 0:46:52# You say that you must leave me
0:46:52 > 0:46:56# That you and I must part
0:46:56 > 0:47:00# Why should you want to grieve me?
0:47:01 > 0:47:06# Why should you break my heart?
0:47:07 > 0:47:13# Why did you make me care?
0:47:14 > 0:47:20# Why bring me dreams so rare?
0:47:21 > 0:47:27# You told me that sweethearts should never part
0:47:27 > 0:47:34# Why did you leave me and break my heart?
0:47:34 > 0:47:40# Why can't we meet once more?
0:47:41 > 0:47:48# Why can't we love as before?
0:47:48 > 0:47:51# This world seemed so rosy
0:47:51 > 0:47:55# And life so fair
0:47:55 > 0:47:59# Why did you make me care? #
0:47:59 > 0:48:02You can all join in, if you like. Why did you make me care? Go on.
0:48:02 > 0:48:06# Why did you make me care? #
0:48:06 > 0:48:08Why bring me dreams so rare?
0:48:08 > 0:48:13# Why bring me dreams so rare? #
0:48:13 > 0:48:15You told me that sweethearts should never part
0:48:15 > 0:48:20# You told me that sweethearts should never part. #
0:48:20 > 0:48:22Why did you leave me and break my heart?
0:48:22 > 0:48:27# Why did you leave me and break my heart? #
0:48:27 > 0:48:29No, you're spoiling it. Leave it up to me.
0:48:29 > 0:48:33# Why can't we meet once more?
0:48:35 > 0:48:41# Why can't we love as before?
0:48:41 > 0:48:45# This world seemed so rosy
0:48:45 > 0:48:49# And life so fair
0:48:49 > 0:49:00# Why did you make me care? #
0:49:00 > 0:49:03Thank you. APPLAUSE
0:49:11 > 0:49:14Once again, multipotent,
0:49:14 > 0:49:18the Players Theatre plus one and indivisible,
0:49:18 > 0:49:21Mr Danny La Rue!
0:49:21 > 0:49:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:49:29 > 0:49:33# Come with me, come to the ball
0:49:33 > 0:49:37# Music and merriment call
0:49:37 > 0:49:42# Golden and gay are the lamps above
0:49:42 > 0:49:46# Every tune is a song of love
0:49:46 > 0:49:50# All of you come to the ball
0:49:50 > 0:49:54# There will be welcome for all
0:49:54 > 0:49:59# Chance for a dance and romance
0:49:59 > 0:50:01# At the ball
0:50:01 > 0:50:04# At the ball. #
0:50:04 > 0:50:08# We'll have oysters and wine at 2am
0:50:08 > 0:50:10# 2am
0:50:10 > 0:50:12# 2am
0:50:12 > 0:50:16# Oysters and wine at 2am
0:50:16 > 0:50:20# Oysters and wine at 2
0:50:20 > 0:50:26# Oysters and wine at 2. #
0:50:28 > 0:50:32- # Champagne Charlie is my name - Champagne Charlie is his name
0:50:32 > 0:50:35- # Champagne drinking is my game - Champagne drinking is his game
0:50:35 > 0:50:38# Let's all have a glass of fizz, fizz, fizz
0:50:38 > 0:50:42# I'll drink anything there is, is, is
0:50:42 > 0:50:46- # Champagne Charlie is my name - Champagne Charlie is his name
0:50:46 > 0:50:49- # Champagne drinking is my game - Champagne drinking is his game
0:50:49 > 0:50:53# Good for any game at night, boys
0:50:53 > 0:50:56# Who'll come and join us on a spree? #
0:50:57 > 0:50:59- # Clicquot- Clicquot - Clicquot- Clicquot
0:50:59 > 0:51:00# That's the stuff to make you jolly
0:51:00 > 0:51:02- # Clicquot- Clicquot - Clicquot- Clicquot
0:51:02 > 0:51:04# Soon will banish melancholy
0:51:04 > 0:51:06- # Clicquot- Clicquot - Clicquot- Clicquot
0:51:06 > 0:51:08# Drinking other wine is folly
0:51:08 > 0:51:10- # Clicquot- Clicquot - Clicquot- Clicquot
0:51:10 > 0:51:11# That's the drink for me. #
0:51:11 > 0:51:13# Good wines if you can afford them
0:51:13 > 0:51:15# Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
0:51:15 > 0:51:16# Soon do away with boredom
0:51:16 > 0:51:18# Tra-la-la-la-la-la-la
0:51:18 > 0:51:20# Champagne will make you glad, sir
0:51:20 > 0:51:22# I know because I've had some
0:51:22 > 0:51:24# A rosy glow inside you
0:51:24 > 0:51:26# No steps to guide you
0:51:26 > 0:51:28# A toast, a toast
0:51:28 > 0:51:30# To get the glasses raising
0:51:30 > 0:51:31# Join with us in raising
0:51:31 > 0:51:33# The one you love the most
0:51:33 > 0:51:35# A toast, a toast
0:51:35 > 0:51:37# A toast
0:51:37 > 0:51:39# Champagne is a wine that flows, it seems
0:51:39 > 0:51:41# King of wine, wine of kings
0:51:41 > 0:51:42# Secret that the sparkle brings
0:51:42 > 0:51:44# Tra-la-la-la, champagne. #
0:52:06 > 0:52:09APPLAUSE
0:52:15 > 0:52:18# Dear face that holds
0:52:18 > 0:52:21# So sweet a smile for me
0:52:22 > 0:52:24# Were you not mine
0:52:24 > 0:52:27# How dark this world would be
0:52:28 > 0:52:31# I know no light
0:52:31 > 0:52:35# Above that could replace
0:52:35 > 0:52:39# Love's radiant sunshine
0:52:39 > 0:52:44# In your lovely face
0:52:44 > 0:52:49# Give me your smile
0:52:49 > 0:52:54# The lovelight in your eyes
0:52:54 > 0:52:58# Life could not hold
0:52:58 > 0:53:03# A fairer paradise
0:53:03 > 0:53:07# Give me the right
0:53:07 > 0:53:10# To love you all the while
0:53:12 > 0:53:16# My world forever
0:53:16 > 0:53:21# The sunshine of your smile
0:53:21 > 0:53:24# Shadows may fall
0:53:24 > 0:53:28# Across the land and sea
0:53:28 > 0:53:30# Sunshine from all
0:53:30 > 0:53:34# The world may hidden be
0:53:35 > 0:53:38# But I shall see
0:53:38 > 0:53:41# No clouds across the sun
0:53:43 > 0:53:46# Your smile shall light
0:53:46 > 0:53:53# My life till life is done
0:53:53 > 0:53:57# Give me a smile
0:53:57 > 0:54:03# The lovelight in your eyes
0:54:03 > 0:54:06# Life could not hold
0:54:06 > 0:54:11# A fairer paradise
0:54:11 > 0:54:15# Give me the right
0:54:15 > 0:54:20# To love you all the while
0:54:21 > 0:54:26# My world forever
0:54:26 > 0:54:32# The sunshine of your smile
0:54:32 > 0:54:37# My world forever
0:54:37 > 0:54:49# The sunshine of your smile. #
0:54:49 > 0:54:52APPLAUSE
0:55:05 > 0:55:11# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
0:55:11 > 0:55:15# And never brought to mind
0:55:15 > 0:55:21# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
0:55:21 > 0:55:26# For the sake of auld lang syne
0:55:26 > 0:55:31# For auld lang syne, my dear
0:55:31 > 0:55:36# For auld lang syne
0:55:36 > 0:55:42# We'll take a cup of kindness yet
0:55:42 > 0:55:46# For the sake of auld lang syne
0:55:46 > 0:55:52# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
0:55:52 > 0:55:57# And never brought to mind
0:55:57 > 0:56:02# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
0:56:02 > 0:56:07# For the sake of auld lang syne
0:56:07 > 0:56:12# For auld lang syne, my dear
0:56:12 > 0:56:17# For auld lang syne
0:56:17 > 0:56:22# We'll take a cup of kindness yet
0:56:22 > 0:56:34# For the sake of auld lang syne. #