0:00:06 > 0:00:09- ALL:- Twi-twi-twilight
0:00:09 > 0:00:12# Out in the beautiful twilight
0:00:12 > 0:00:15# They all go out for a walk, walk, walk
0:00:15 > 0:00:19# A quiet spoon and a talk, talk, talk
0:00:19 > 0:00:22# That's the time they long for
0:00:22 > 0:00:26# Just before the night
0:00:26 > 0:00:28# And many a grand little wedding is planned
0:00:28 > 0:00:34# In the twi-twilight! #
0:00:37 > 0:00:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:47 > 0:00:48ALL: # It's nice and warm
0:00:48 > 0:00:51# I think that we shall have a lovely day
0:00:51 > 0:00:53# Neigh, neigh, walk, walk, neigh
0:00:53 > 0:00:55# 80 in the shade, they say
0:00:55 > 0:00:56- GIRLS:- # That's fancy!
0:00:56 > 0:00:59# It almost looks as though The sun has really come to stay
0:00:59 > 0:01:04# Oh, what very charming weather!
0:01:04 > 0:01:05- BOYS:- # It's nice and warm
0:01:05 > 0:01:07# I think that we shall have a lovely day
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- # We shall have a lovely day - # Neigh, neigh, walk, walk, neigh
0:01:09 > 0:01:11- # Neigh, neigh, walk, walk, neigh - # 80 in the shade, they say
0:01:11 > 0:01:12# Just fancy!
0:01:12 > 0:01:16# It almost looks as though The sun has really come to stay
0:01:16 > 0:01:20# Oh, what very charming weather! #
0:01:20 > 0:01:22# So pack your fancy, pack your fancy
0:01:22 > 0:01:24# Come and have a gamble
0:01:24 > 0:01:26# But look at the prices once or twice
0:01:26 > 0:01:27# Before you join the scramble
0:01:27 > 0:01:31# Wait until your chicks are hatched Before you count them up
0:01:31 > 0:01:33# There's many a slip between the tip
0:01:33 > 0:01:35# And the horse that wins the cup
0:01:35 > 0:01:37# There's many a slip between the tip
0:01:37 > 0:01:39# And the horse that wins the cup. #
0:01:41 > 0:01:46# So, horsey, keep your tail up, keep your tail up, keep your tail up
0:01:46 > 0:01:52# So, horsey, keep your tail up Why don't you make it fly?
0:01:52 > 0:01:54# Tell me how you get that way
0:01:54 > 0:01:57# You mean yes but say, "Neigh, neigh"
0:01:57 > 0:01:59# So, horsey, keep your tail up
0:01:59 > 0:02:01# Keep the sun out of my eyes
0:02:01 > 0:02:05# Keep the sun out of my eyes! #
0:02:05 > 0:02:10# Oh, the horses are out See, there they go
0:02:10 > 0:02:14# The horses are out See, there they go... #
0:02:14 > 0:02:16THEY CHATTER EXCITEDLY
0:02:17 > 0:02:20# Well, they're off, they're off The race begins
0:02:20 > 0:02:21# And everyone grips the rail
0:02:21 > 0:02:23# I hope the favourite wins
0:02:23 > 0:02:25# The chestnut cannot fail!
0:02:25 > 0:02:27# Faster, faster Oh, what a race
0:02:27 > 0:02:28# Now number seven is through
0:02:28 > 0:02:30# I think he will win if he keeps up the pace
0:02:30 > 0:02:32# But look at the jockey in blue!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34# He certainly knows how to ride
0:02:34 > 0:02:36# But he took that corner wide
0:02:36 > 0:02:38# Galloping, galloping, galloping, galloping
0:02:38 > 0:02:39# Galloping on into the straight
0:02:39 > 0:02:41# I can't see Dandy Dick
0:02:41 > 0:02:43# Oh, there he is, he's number eight
0:02:43 > 0:02:45# Galloping, galloping, nearly there
0:02:45 > 0:02:47# The favourite is pulling away
0:02:47 > 0:02:49# He's won by a length from Vanity Fair
0:02:49 > 0:02:50# Hooray, hooray, hooray!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52# He's won by a length from Vanity Fair
0:02:52 > 0:02:57# Hooray, hooray, hooray! #
0:02:57 > 0:03:01# I'll meet you at the bodega
0:03:01 > 0:03:05# We'll spend the cash we've made
0:03:05 > 0:03:08# I'll meet you at the bodega
0:03:08 > 0:03:12# If it's only for a bottle of lemonade
0:03:12 > 0:03:16# I'll meet you at the bodega
0:03:16 > 0:03:19# My own, my heart's delight
0:03:19 > 0:03:23# I'll meet you, treat you Lovingly I'll greet you
0:03:23 > 0:03:27# At the bodega at nine o'clock tonight
0:03:27 > 0:03:31# I'll meet you, treat you Lovingly I'll greet you
0:03:31 > 0:03:32# At the bodega
0:03:32 > 0:03:34# At the bodega!
0:03:34 > 0:03:40# At nine o'clock tonight! #
0:03:40 > 0:03:42CHEERING
0:03:46 > 0:03:50BAND PLAYS FANFARE
0:03:50 > 0:03:52CHEERING
0:03:58 > 0:04:00CHEERING
0:04:01 > 0:04:05Once again...
0:04:05 > 0:04:11..good evening, ladies and gentlemen!
0:04:11 > 0:04:14- AUDIENCE:- Good evening!
0:04:14 > 0:04:18- Heterogeneities... - AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:04:18 > 0:04:21..harmoniously homogenised...
0:04:21 > 0:04:22I'm sorry.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28..a herald harbinger of Highland hilarities...
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Ooh!
0:04:30 > 0:04:32..which, as you all know, means Scottish jokes.
0:04:32 > 0:04:38Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Hamish...McGillivray!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41CHEERING
0:04:41 > 0:04:46BAND PLAYS Stop Your Tickling, Jock
0:04:48 > 0:04:51Do you want to hear me sing it again?
0:04:51 > 0:04:55Good evening. And good evening to you, Mr Sachs.
0:04:55 > 0:04:57And good evening to you!
0:04:57 > 0:05:00Resplendent in that lovely chair. It's so commodious, isn't it?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Well, it's been a long day. At rehearsals today...
0:05:04 > 0:05:06Rehearsals?! Ha!
0:05:06 > 0:05:10..our producer, Mr Barney "Oh, Is It My Round?" Colehan, said...
0:05:12 > 0:05:17A man of rare gifts. ..said, "What are you doing for us tonight,
0:05:17 > 0:05:21"Waterman?" That's my pen name. He said, "What are you doing?
0:05:21 > 0:05:22"What are you doing for us tonight?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25"Are you showing us your little speciality?"
0:05:25 > 0:05:28And I said, "No, I shall be in poetic mood, Mr Colehan,"
0:05:28 > 0:05:32because today, ladies and gentlemen, is the 99th birthday
0:05:32 > 0:05:37of the legendary but little-known Lowland poet Mungo Plinth.
0:05:37 > 0:05:42He died when he was 32, but today would have been his 99th birthday.
0:05:42 > 0:05:46He was in fact born in 1882.
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Oh, I do like saying that. Would you like to join me in that?
0:05:48 > 0:05:51- One, two, three... ALL, IN SCOTTISH ACCENT:- 1882!
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Thank you for joining me in that number.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57He was born in Auchtermuchty the same year that,
0:05:57 > 0:06:01across the Channel, Dr Louis Pasteur was conducting his experiments
0:06:01 > 0:06:04and discovering a cure for which there was no known disease.
0:06:04 > 0:06:08And his... Nice to hear them again, isn't it?
0:06:10 > 0:06:14His wife used to sit in a bath of milk to help Pasteur
0:06:14 > 0:06:17with his experiments, and she used to shout...
0:06:18 > 0:06:21..she used to shout, "Louis, do you want the milk up to my chest?"
0:06:21 > 0:06:23And he used to say, "No, 'pasteurise'." Now...
0:06:25 > 0:06:27But I digress. And that can be habit-forming.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31APPLAUSE Oh! Thank you.
0:06:32 > 0:06:36God bless you! I thought it was raining in. Anyway, I digress.
0:06:36 > 0:06:38That can be habit-forming. Back to Mungo Plinth. You remember the plot.
0:06:38 > 0:06:43He was born in Auchtermuchty, a well-known watering place.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45YOU try saying it! Sorry, dear, I splashed you.
0:06:45 > 0:06:49And his father was the local doctor, and Mungo used to help him.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51He used to sit outside the surgery and make people sick.
0:06:51 > 0:06:56And from a very early age, he had a poetic bent.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59But...
0:06:59 > 0:07:00..his father treated it,
0:07:00 > 0:07:04and once again he was able to ride his bicycle.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06He had a maiden aunt who lived in Pitlochry.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08He used to call her Auntie Macassar,
0:07:08 > 0:07:11because she was usually spread over the chaise longue.
0:07:11 > 0:07:15And she was a bit of a lady, a bit of a...
0:07:15 > 0:07:18Yeah, well, for the gentlemen. And he wrote this poem dedicated to her.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20There was an old maid of Pitlochry
0:07:20 > 0:07:23Whose morals were truly a mockery
0:07:23 > 0:07:25For under the bed She'd a fella instead
0:07:25 > 0:07:27Of the usual porcelain crockery.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29APPLAUSE
0:07:33 > 0:07:37Now, the surge in that poem... There's enough serge to make a suit.
0:07:37 > 0:07:39It's amazing, that poem.
0:07:39 > 0:07:41He moved to Glasgow and there met the love of his life,
0:07:41 > 0:07:44Flora MacTavish. The love of his life.
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Flora, known to everyone as Marge, because she...
0:07:49 > 0:07:51..she spread easily, inspired Mungo...
0:07:53 > 0:07:56..inspired Mungo to write the following.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59Each time Lady Sutherland swoons
0:07:59 > 0:08:02Her bosoms pop out like balloons
0:08:02 > 0:08:05But her butler stands by With a gleam in his eye
0:08:05 > 0:08:08And lifts them back in with warm spoons.
0:08:08 > 0:08:09DRUM FLOURISH
0:08:09 > 0:08:12APPLAUSE
0:08:12 > 0:08:14A true pioneer!
0:08:18 > 0:08:22Your applause has been recorded and donated to a less fortunate artist.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24Ladies and gentlemen... HE LAUGHS
0:08:25 > 0:08:29..they were beautiful words and beautiful drumming, but not as
0:08:29 > 0:08:33beautiful words as those spoken by our own blessed Queen to her
0:08:33 > 0:08:36gillie, John Brown.
0:08:36 > 0:08:42# Will you stop your ticking, Jock Stop your tickling, Jock?
0:08:42 > 0:08:45# Dinna make me laugh so hearty Or you'll make me choke
0:08:45 > 0:08:47# Oh, I wish you'd stop your nonsense
0:08:47 > 0:08:49# Just look at all the folk
0:08:49 > 0:08:50# Will you stop your tickling, tickle-ickle-ickling
0:08:50 > 0:08:52# Stop your tickling, Jock? #
0:08:52 > 0:08:53Yes!
0:08:53 > 0:08:55CHEERING
0:09:07 > 0:09:12- This orchidaceous assemblage... - Ooh!
0:09:12 > 0:09:17..will have guessed that under that hoary sporran...
0:09:18 > 0:09:21..was the elegant personage of
0:09:21 > 0:09:24none other than Mr Barry Cryer!
0:09:24 > 0:09:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:09:30 > 0:09:34- Luminescent... - Ooh!
0:09:34 > 0:09:39- ..in a cosmopolitan coruscation...- Ooh!
0:09:39 > 0:09:42..of continental cadenzas...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44Italian.
0:09:44 > 0:09:49..your own Miss Rita Morris!
0:09:49 > 0:09:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:01 > 0:10:03# Why ever should it be
0:10:03 > 0:10:06# That men at once make love to me?
0:10:06 > 0:10:08# When they are near me, there they stand
0:10:08 > 0:10:10# Their eyes look deep in mine
0:10:10 > 0:10:13# They always kiss my hand
0:10:13 > 0:10:15# Why ever should it be
0:10:15 > 0:10:18# They speak of magic charms in me
0:10:18 > 0:10:20# That no man can resist?
0:10:20 > 0:10:23# For every time they look at me
0:10:23 > 0:10:28# These charms persist
0:10:28 > 0:10:32# But when the soft lights glint and glance
0:10:32 > 0:10:35# As midnight hour goes by
0:10:35 > 0:10:38# They hear me sing, they see me dance
0:10:38 > 0:10:44# It's then that I know why
0:10:44 > 0:10:51# On my lips, every kiss is like wine
0:10:51 > 0:10:58# In my arms, love is more than divine
0:10:58 > 0:11:03# It's engraved in the stars high above me
0:11:03 > 0:11:10# Men must kiss me, men must love me
0:11:10 > 0:11:16# When my feet haunting rhythms inspire
0:11:16 > 0:11:22# In my eyes gleam the flames of desire
0:11:22 > 0:11:30# When I dance, then I know fate's design
0:11:30 > 0:11:42# On my lips, every kiss is like wine! #
0:11:42 > 0:11:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:11:48 > 0:11:49Ah!
0:12:00 > 0:12:03# Nous venions de voir le taureau
0:12:03 > 0:12:09# Trois garcons, trois fillettes
0:12:09 > 0:12:12# Sur la pelouse, il faisait beau
0:12:12 > 0:12:16# Et nous dansions un bolero
0:12:16 > 0:12:24# Au son des castagnettes
0:12:24 > 0:12:27# Dites-moi, voisin, si j'ai bonne mine
0:12:27 > 0:12:30# Et si ma basquine va bien ce matin
0:12:30 > 0:12:32# Vous me trouvez la taille fine?
0:12:33 > 0:12:40# Vous me trouvez la taille fine?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42SHE VOCALISES
0:12:44 > 0:12:49# Les filles de Cadiz aiment assez cela
0:12:56 > 0:13:03# Les filles de Cadiz aiment assez cela-la-la la-la-la la-la-la
0:13:03 > 0:13:06# Les filles de Cadiz aiment assez cela
0:13:25 > 0:13:27# Et nous dansions un bolero
0:13:27 > 0:13:34# Un soir - c'etait dimanche
0:13:34 > 0:13:36# Vers nous s'en vint un hidalgo
0:13:36 > 0:13:42# Cousu d'or, la plume au chapeau
0:13:42 > 0:13:50# Et le poing sur la hanche
0:13:50 > 0:13:53# Si tu veux de moi brune au doux sourire
0:13:53 > 0:13:56# Tu n'as qu'a le dire Cet or est a toi
0:13:56 > 0:13:59# Ah! Passez votre chemin, beau sire
0:13:59 > 0:14:05# Passez votre chemin, beau sire
0:14:10 > 0:14:14# Les filles de Cadiz n'entendent pas cela
0:14:21 > 0:14:28# Les filles de Cadiz n'entendent pas cela-la-la la-la-la la-la-la. #
0:14:28 > 0:14:32SHE VOCALISES
0:14:43 > 0:14:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:02 > 0:15:11With the inexhaustibly advancing years, I stray more and more often
0:15:11 > 0:15:17through the murky, gas-lit alleyways of the metropolis...
0:15:17 > 0:15:19Awww!
0:15:19 > 0:15:22..trawling for talent...
0:15:24 > 0:15:30..where my latest discovery displayed to me all her gifts.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32But she is very nervous.
0:15:32 > 0:15:38It is her very first public appearance, and I ask for your
0:15:38 > 0:15:43encouragement, for your delight, ladies and gentlemen,
0:15:43 > 0:15:45for my...
0:15:45 > 0:15:46..niece.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52Miss Popsy Wopsy!
0:15:52 > 0:15:54CHEERING
0:16:25 > 0:16:30LOUD AND OUT OF TUNE: # Popsy was a singer in a little revue
0:16:30 > 0:16:35# Sang the sort of ditties that the people all knew
0:16:35 > 0:16:39# Every night, they used to turn the limelight strong
0:16:39 > 0:16:43# On someone's face as she sang her song
0:16:44 > 0:16:48# Popsy loved her job, but every once in a while
0:16:48 > 0:16:52# She thought it would be such bliss
0:16:52 > 0:16:56# If the limelight would find A man both good and kind
0:16:56 > 0:16:59# And he'd murmur something like this
0:17:01 > 0:17:04# ..sing to me, my little Popsy Wopsy
0:17:04 > 0:17:06# Turn the limelight right on me
0:17:06 > 0:17:08# Will you, little Popsy Wopsy?
0:17:08 > 0:17:11# When on that stage you come
0:17:11 > 0:17:14# My little heart beats just like a drum
0:17:14 > 0:17:15# Ya-ya
0:17:15 > 0:17:19# I shall dream about you all night tonight
0:17:19 > 0:17:22# You're the sweetest girl I've seen
0:17:22 > 0:17:24# I would kiss you, my Popsy
0:17:24 > 0:17:26# But there's one thing stops me
0:17:26 > 0:17:27# Those footli... #
0:17:29 > 0:17:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:37 > 0:17:40More! More!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42BAND CONTINUES
0:17:51 > 0:17:56# Popsy fixed her eye upon an old boy one night
0:17:56 > 0:18:00# Sitting in the stalls with not a lady in sight
0:18:00 > 0:18:04# When she sang her loving song, he looked entranced
0:18:04 > 0:18:09EVEN LOUDER: # She knew it was the way she danced
0:18:10 > 0:18:16# That same evening to the stage door he sent a...note
0:18:16 > 0:18:19# Which read, "Oh, Popsy, my pet
0:18:19 > 0:18:24# "Though I'm 71 We could have lots of fun
0:18:24 > 0:18:27# "There's life in the old mongrel yet"
0:18:29 > 0:18:32# ..sing to me, my little Popsy Wopsy
0:18:32 > 0:18:34# Turn the limelight right on me
0:18:34 > 0:18:36# Will you, Popsy Wopsy?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39# When on...that stage you come
0:18:39 > 0:18:41# My little heart beats just like a drum
0:18:41 > 0:18:43# Ya-ya
0:18:43 > 0:18:47# I shall dream about you all night tonight
0:18:47 > 0:18:50# You're the sweetest girl I've seen
0:18:50 > 0:18:53# I would kiss you, my...Popsy Wopsy
0:18:53 > 0:18:55# The...
0:18:55 > 0:18:56# ..the lights... #
0:18:57 > 0:18:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:19:02 > 0:19:05More! More!
0:19:15 > 0:19:20# Popsy still sings ditties on that stage every night
0:19:20 > 0:19:24# Though she may not be a star, she's doing...all right
0:19:24 > 0:19:28# And when johnnies think that they are sure to score
0:19:28 > 0:19:32# And wait for her at the backstage door
0:19:33 > 0:19:38# She appears in furs to keep her safe from the cold
0:19:38 > 0:19:42# And if some masher should shout
0:19:42 > 0:19:44# "I've some champagne on ice"
0:19:44 > 0:19:46# She'll say, "Well, ain't that nice?
0:19:46 > 0:19:49# "But Daddy won't let me go out"
0:19:51 > 0:19:54# ..sing to me, my little Popsy Wopsy
0:19:54 > 0:19:57# Turn the limelight right on...
0:19:57 > 0:19:58# When...
0:19:58 > 0:20:01# When...on...that stage you come
0:20:01 > 0:20:03# My little heart beats just like a drum
0:20:03 > 0:20:05# Ya...
0:20:05 > 0:20:08# I shall dream about you all night tonight
0:20:08 > 0:20:11# You're the sweetest girl I've seen
0:20:11 > 0:20:13# I would kiss you, my Popsy
0:20:13 > 0:20:16# But there's one thing stops me
0:20:16 > 0:20:18# Those footlights in-between... #
0:20:18 > 0:20:19SHE SCREAMS DELIGHTEDLY
0:20:19 > 0:20:22# Sing to me, my little Popsy Wopsy
0:20:22 > 0:20:23# Shine the limelight right on me
0:20:23 > 0:20:25# Yeah!
0:20:25 > 0:20:27# ..on that...stage you come
0:20:27 > 0:20:29# My little heart beats just like a drum!
0:20:29 > 0:20:32# Ya-ya-whoo!
0:20:32 > 0:20:34# ..all night tonight
0:20:34 > 0:20:36# You're the sweetest girl I've seen
0:20:36 > 0:20:38# I would kiss you, my Popsy
0:20:38 > 0:20:39# ..thing stops me
0:20:39 > 0:20:42# Thefootlightsinbetwween!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44# Footlights in-between...
0:20:44 > 0:20:45# Footlights in-be...
0:20:45 > 0:20:48BAND STOPS # ..tween. #
0:20:49 > 0:20:50SHE SQUEALS
0:20:50 > 0:20:52CHEERING
0:21:03 > 0:21:06That was, of course, giving her all...
0:21:07 > 0:21:09..Miss Sheila Steafel. And now...
0:21:09 > 0:21:11CHEERING
0:21:15 > 0:21:18- And now, scintillant... - Ooh!
0:21:18 > 0:21:20..in a synthesis...
0:21:20 > 0:21:24S-Y-N-T-H-E-S-I-S.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26Greek.
0:21:26 > 0:21:31- ..of symphonic simultaneities... - Oooooohhh!
0:21:31 > 0:21:34That means all together, like you.
0:21:34 > 0:21:36..in short, ladies and gentlemen,
0:21:36 > 0:21:39the King's Singers!
0:21:39 > 0:21:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:48 > 0:21:55# For those of you who like to study genealogy
0:21:55 > 0:22:01# There's something funny going on up in my family tree
0:22:01 > 0:22:05THEY HARMONISE
0:22:06 > 0:22:08# I'm my own grandpa
0:22:08 > 0:22:09# I really mean it, brother
0:22:09 > 0:22:12# I'm my own grandpa
0:22:12 > 0:22:14# It sounds funny, I know
0:22:14 > 0:22:16# But it really is so
0:22:16 > 0:22:20# Oh, I'm my own grandpa
0:22:20 > 0:22:23# Oh, many, many years ago When I was 23
0:22:23 > 0:22:27# I was married to a widow Who was pretty as could be
0:22:27 > 0:22:30# The widow had a grown-up daughter Who had hair of red
0:22:30 > 0:22:33# My father fell in love with her And soon they too were wed
0:22:33 > 0:22:37# This made my dad my son-in-law And changed my very life
0:22:37 > 0:22:40# For my daughter was my mother Cos she was my father's wife
0:22:40 > 0:22:43# To complicate the matter Even though it brought me joy
0:22:43 > 0:22:47# I soon became the father Of a bouncing baby boy
0:22:47 > 0:22:49# I'm my own grandpa
0:22:49 > 0:22:51# I really mean it, brother
0:22:51 > 0:22:54# I'm my own grandpa
0:22:54 > 0:22:55# It sounds funny, I know
0:22:55 > 0:22:57# But it really is so
0:22:57 > 0:23:01# Oh, I'm my own grandpa
0:23:01 > 0:23:05# My father's wife then had a son Who kept them on the run
0:23:05 > 0:23:08# And he became my grandchild For he was my daughter's son
0:23:08 > 0:23:12# Why wife is now my mother's mother And it makes me blue
0:23:12 > 0:23:16# Because although she is my wife She's my grandmother, too
0:23:18 > 0:23:21- # I'm my own grandpa - Grandpa
0:23:21 > 0:23:25- # I'm my own grandpa - Grandpa
0:23:25 > 0:23:26# It sounds funny, I know
0:23:26 > 0:23:28# But it really is so
0:23:28 > 0:23:34# Oh, I'm my own grandpa
0:23:34 > 0:23:40# Oh, if my wife is my grandmother Then I'm her grandchild
0:23:40 > 0:23:43# And every time I think of it It really drives me wild
0:23:43 > 0:23:47# For now I have become The strangest case you ever saw
0:23:47 > 0:23:51# As husband of my grandmother I am my own grandpaw
0:23:51 > 0:23:54# Oh, I'm my own grandpa
0:23:54 > 0:23:56# I really mean it, Granny
0:23:56 > 0:23:58# I'm my own grandpa
0:23:58 > 0:24:00# It sounds funny, I know
0:24:00 > 0:24:02# But it really is so
0:24:02 > 0:24:05# Oh, I'm my own grandpa
0:24:05 > 0:24:07# Father, daughter, uncle, brother
0:24:07 > 0:24:08# Wife and mother-in-law
0:24:08 > 0:24:16# Oh, I'm my own grandpa! #
0:24:16 > 0:24:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:30 > 0:24:32THEY VOCALISE IN HARMONY
0:24:46 > 0:24:53# 'Mid pleasures and palaces
0:24:53 > 0:24:58# Though I may roam
0:25:10 > 0:25:16# Be it ever so humble
0:25:16 > 0:25:23# There's no place like home
0:25:30 > 0:25:37# No more from that cottage
0:25:37 > 0:25:43# Again will I roam
0:25:50 > 0:25:57# Be it ever so humble
0:25:57 > 0:26:02# There's no place like home
0:26:11 > 0:26:17# Home, sweet home, sweet home
0:26:17 > 0:26:26# There's no place like home
0:26:27 > 0:26:32# There's no place like...
0:26:32 > 0:26:40# ..home. #
0:26:45 > 0:26:47APPLAUSE
0:27:03 > 0:27:10- Inordinately overwhelming orotundities...- Ooh!
0:27:10 > 0:27:16..of optimism from sartorially soigne...
0:27:16 > 0:27:17Ooh!
0:27:17 > 0:27:19French for "well groomed".
0:27:19 > 0:27:22..Mr Bernard Cribbins!
0:27:22 > 0:27:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:27:32 > 0:27:35- Ladies and gentlemen, good evening.- Good evening!
0:27:35 > 0:27:37How I envy you this evening.
0:27:37 > 0:27:42Oh! I mean, I'm so envious of you. You know why?
0:27:42 > 0:27:45I'm going to sing for you this evening. I am! What?
0:27:45 > 0:27:46CATCALLS FROM ORCHESTRA
0:27:46 > 0:27:48Shaddap! HE WHISTLES
0:27:48 > 0:27:50Keep them under control. What have you been doing,
0:27:50 > 0:27:52giving them meat again?
0:27:52 > 0:27:55I shall go down there. I'm not going to be talked to like that by...
0:27:56 > 0:27:59Every time, I do that. Every single time!
0:27:59 > 0:28:01They should have it fixed by now.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04Cheers. And so, with the aid of Mr Bernard Herrmann
0:28:04 > 0:28:06and his sons of suction...
0:28:07 > 0:28:10..I shall endeavour to tell you something which I think might
0:28:10 > 0:28:11be of interest to you. Thank you.
0:28:11 > 0:28:13PIANO INTRO
0:28:13 > 0:28:15# I've found a new expression
0:28:15 > 0:28:17# And when things are going wrong
0:28:17 > 0:28:19# It takes away depression
0:28:19 > 0:28:21# If you sing it like a song
0:28:21 > 0:28:25# Cheerio, cheerio, chin-chin
0:28:26 > 0:28:30# Cheerio, cheerio, chin-chin
0:28:30 > 0:28:32# When the skies above are grey
0:28:32 > 0:28:34# Just look up at 'em and say
0:28:34 > 0:28:38# Cheerio, cheerio, chin-chin... #
0:28:38 > 0:28:40Thank you very much.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42# Well, a friend of mine was summoned
0:28:42 > 0:28:44# By his tailor, Mr Thread
0:28:44 > 0:28:46# And as they sentenced him to prison
0:28:46 > 0:28:48# Here's what the fella said
0:28:48 > 0:28:53AUDIENCE JOINS IN: # Cheerio, cheerio, chin-chin
0:28:54 > 0:28:57# Cheerio, cheerio, chin-chin
0:28:57 > 0:28:59# When I'm busy sewing sacks
0:28:59 > 0:29:01# They'll remind me of your slacks
0:29:01 > 0:29:05# Cheerio, cheerio, chin-chin... #
0:29:05 > 0:29:08Much better. Much, much better, but I think we need a bit more practice
0:29:08 > 0:29:10with the ch-ch sort of noises. You know.
0:29:10 > 0:29:14Can we try saying, "Choo-choo-choo"? Would you do that for me, please?
0:29:14 > 0:29:16Choo-choo-choo. All together, come on.
0:29:16 > 0:29:19- Choo-choo-choo.- "Choo-choo-choo till your jaws drop." Try that.
0:29:19 > 0:29:23- Choo-choo-choo till your jaws drop. - Now faster.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25Choo-choo-choo till your jaws...
0:29:25 > 0:29:28No, JAWS drop, dear. Jaws, dear!
0:29:31 > 0:29:33Thank you. The next one, please.
0:29:33 > 0:29:35# Now, a girl with nothing on
0:29:35 > 0:29:37# Upon a big white horse was led
0:29:37 > 0:29:39# I cried, "Why, that's Godiva"
0:29:39 > 0:29:42# And my ignorant brother said...
0:29:42 > 0:29:45# Cheerio, cheerio, chin-chin... #
0:29:45 > 0:29:46Come on, then.
0:29:46 > 0:29:50# Cheerio, cheerio, chin-chin
0:29:50 > 0:29:52# He said, "Dear, oh, dear, O Lor
0:29:52 > 0:29:54# I've never seen a horse before."
0:29:54 > 0:29:58# Cheerio, cheerio, chin-chin... #
0:29:58 > 0:29:59Now, you've tried very hard.
0:29:59 > 0:30:01We've got the last verse and a reprise of the chorus.
0:30:01 > 0:30:05I want you to raise the roof of this lovely establishment.
0:30:05 > 0:30:08I mean, treat the theatre as if it were your very own.
0:30:08 > 0:30:12I said that last week. A fella went out and sold it!
0:30:12 > 0:30:14What did you get for it, Mr Chairman? Tell us.
0:30:14 > 0:30:17Never mind, we'll do the last one. Thank you!
0:30:17 > 0:30:19# I once went to the funeral
0:30:19 > 0:30:21# Of a golfer, Mr Dodd
0:30:21 > 0:30:23# And I said as they buried him
0:30:23 > 0:30:26# And the diggers turned the sod
0:30:26 > 0:30:29# Cheerio, cheerio, chin-chin
0:30:30 > 0:30:34# Cheerio, cheerio, chin-chin
0:30:34 > 0:30:37# I said, "I'm one up on you, old soul"
0:30:37 > 0:30:38# He said, "Yes, but it's my hole"
0:30:38 > 0:30:44# Cheerio, cheerio, chin-chin! #
0:30:44 > 0:30:47Thank you! Thank you! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:30:59 > 0:31:02- Palpitant... - Ooh!
0:31:02 > 0:31:06..from the United States of America...
0:31:06 > 0:31:12- ..outstandingly gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous...- Oooohh!
0:31:12 > 0:31:15..Miss Bertice Reading!
0:31:15 > 0:31:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:29 > 0:31:32# Oh-oh...
0:31:32 > 0:31:36# They said some people long ago
0:31:38 > 0:31:42# Were searching for a different tune
0:31:42 > 0:31:45# One that they could croon
0:31:45 > 0:31:50# As only they can
0:31:51 > 0:31:56# They only had the rhythm, so
0:31:56 > 0:32:00# They started swaying to and fro
0:32:02 > 0:32:06# They didn't know just what to use
0:32:06 > 0:32:09# And that is how the blues
0:32:09 > 0:32:16# Really began
0:32:19 > 0:32:24# They heard the breeze in the trees
0:32:24 > 0:32:28# Singing weird melodies
0:32:28 > 0:32:34# And they made that as part of the blues
0:32:35 > 0:32:40# Now, from a jail came the wail
0:32:40 > 0:32:44# Of a downhearted frail
0:32:44 > 0:32:50# And they played that as part of the blues
0:32:51 > 0:32:53# Now, from a whippoorwill
0:32:53 > 0:32:55# Out on a hill
0:32:55 > 0:32:58# They took a new note
0:32:59 > 0:33:01# Pushed it through a horn
0:33:01 > 0:33:03# Till it was born
0:33:03 > 0:33:05# Into a blue note
0:33:06 > 0:33:11# And then they nursed it, rehearsed it
0:33:11 > 0:33:14# And gave out the news
0:33:14 > 0:33:21# That the Southland gave birth to the blues
0:33:21 > 0:33:25# Yeah! Then they nursed it, rehearsed it
0:33:25 > 0:33:26# They gave out the news
0:33:26 > 0:33:29# That the Southland...
0:33:29 > 0:33:34# ..gave birth to the blues! #
0:33:38 > 0:33:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:54 > 0:33:56Thank you!
0:33:57 > 0:34:00# Won't you come home, Bill Bailey?
0:34:00 > 0:34:02# Won't you come home?
0:34:02 > 0:34:06# I cried and cried the whole night long
0:34:06 > 0:34:08# I'll do the washing, honey
0:34:08 > 0:34:10# And I'll pay the rent
0:34:10 > 0:34:15# You know, I must have done you wrong, yeah
0:34:15 > 0:34:18# Remember that rainy morning when I threw you out
0:34:18 > 0:34:23# With nothing but a little piece of card about that size, yeah?
0:34:23 > 0:34:25# Well, remember the day
0:34:25 > 0:34:27# I'm telling you, say
0:34:27 > 0:34:31# Bill Bailey, won't you please come on home? #
0:34:35 > 0:34:39All ready? Is everybody here ready?
0:34:39 > 0:34:40I want to know if you're ready.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42AUDIENCE CHEERS Let's hear it.
0:34:50 > 0:34:51Now!
0:34:51 > 0:34:55# When them saints go marching in
0:34:55 > 0:34:59# Now, when them saints go marching in
0:34:59 > 0:35:03# Oh, Lord, I want to be in that number
0:35:03 > 0:35:12# Now, when the saints go marching in! #
0:35:12 > 0:35:15CHEERING
0:35:22 > 0:35:23Ooh!
0:35:35 > 0:35:39- Therapeutically thaumaturgic... - Ooh!
0:35:39 > 0:35:41- ..thespianism... - HE LAUGHS
0:35:41 > 0:35:43- Ooh! - Once again,
0:35:43 > 0:35:46Mr Barry Cryer!
0:35:46 > 0:35:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:53 > 0:35:56Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. With your kind permission,
0:35:56 > 0:35:57I should like to recreate
0:35:57 > 0:36:02a scene from Charles Dickens' immortal Oliver Twist.
0:36:02 > 0:36:04In this, I shall be playing not only the parts
0:36:04 > 0:36:08of Bill Sikes, Nancy, Fagin...
0:36:08 > 0:36:12..the Artful Dodger, but also that of the dog.
0:36:14 > 0:36:18Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. The scene in which Bill Sikes,
0:36:18 > 0:36:22having discovered Nancy has betrayed him, wreaks a terrible revenge.
0:36:23 > 0:36:26Nancy! Nancy, where are ya, Nancy?
0:36:26 > 0:36:28I'm here, darling.
0:36:28 > 0:36:30I'm here, darl... What?!
0:36:31 > 0:36:32Who are you?
0:36:32 > 0:36:36- Well, Nancy was a scrubber, wasn't she?- Yes.- Yes, well, I'm a sweeper.
0:36:36 > 0:36:37- That's near enough. - Oh, really!- Innit?
0:36:37 > 0:36:40- I repeat, who are you? - I'm Walter Wall.- Walter Wall?
0:36:40 > 0:36:44I work here. I do all the cleaning. I specialise in the carpets.
0:36:44 > 0:36:45Well, I mean, you must have heard of
0:36:45 > 0:36:47- Walter Wall carpets. - Walter Wall carpets. Look...
0:36:47 > 0:36:49- He must have! - You've got a nerve, coming on here.
0:36:49 > 0:36:51I don't know how you dare show your face in here.
0:36:51 > 0:36:54- Funny, we were just saying the same thing about you.- Never mind!
0:36:54 > 0:36:56Never mind all that. What do you want to do?
0:36:56 > 0:36:58Well, y'see, I play the spoons, y'see.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00- Y'see, Mr Colehole... - Colehan!
0:37:00 > 0:37:01Yeah, if you like, yes.
0:37:01 > 0:37:04Yes. Anyway, he said I could come on, y'see, and have a quick burst.
0:37:04 > 0:37:07- You play the spoons?! - That's right, yes.- What do you play?
0:37:07 > 0:37:08Well, given a following wind,
0:37:08 > 0:37:12I might knock hell out of The Flight Of The Bumblebee.
0:37:12 > 0:37:15- And if you haven't got a following wind?- It's The Bells Of St Mary's.
0:37:15 > 0:37:17I see. I'm sorry about this, ladies and gentlemen.
0:37:17 > 0:37:20I shall be back with you in one moment. Oliver Twist!
0:37:20 > 0:37:22- I'll, er, do it now, shall I?- Yes, do it now.
0:37:22 > 0:37:26One, two, three, four, five, seven...eight. Never mind.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29WALTER HUMS ALONG
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Ooh!
0:37:35 > 0:37:37HE CONTINUES HUMMING
0:37:37 > 0:37:40- Yes, fair enough. Well, don't just stand there...- What?- ..get off.
0:37:40 > 0:37:44- Ladies and gentlemen, Oliver Twist. - Listen, why don't you do one of them
0:37:44 > 0:37:47other things that he wrote, that Dickens fella?
0:37:47 > 0:37:51- Like what?- Well, David Huddersfield. - Copperfield!- Copperfield, yes.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53- You could do that famous one. - What's that?
0:37:53 > 0:37:55- The Sale Of Two...- Stop that. - Oh!- Stop that.- Yes.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58- You can't join me in this.- Oh, let me.- You can't help me, I'm sorry.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01- Please, let me!- No.- I... I could play something in this.
0:38:01 > 0:38:03- Oh, no, you couldn't. - Yes, I could. I could play the dog.
0:38:03 > 0:38:06- No, you couldn't.- Yes. Please! Mr Chairman, have a word.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08- I'd like to play something in this sketch.- Let him play!
0:38:08 > 0:38:10- I could play in this sketch! - Oh, no, you couldn't!
0:38:10 > 0:38:12- ALL:- Oh, yes, he could!
0:38:12 > 0:38:14Oh, no, he couldn't!
0:38:14 > 0:38:15Oh, yes, he could!
0:38:15 > 0:38:19- Your turn.- I can't go on! - I tell you what we can do.
0:38:19 > 0:38:22- What's that?- We can do the community singing. They love that tonight.
0:38:22 > 0:38:25Wouldn't you like to do My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean with us?
0:38:25 > 0:38:28- A FEW PEOPLE:- Yes!- Well, that's three of 'em, anyway. Yes.
0:38:28 > 0:38:30- Tell you what, tell 'em what you do on it.- The modus operandi.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33- Well, yes.- The way we sing it. The first word beginning with
0:38:33 > 0:38:37the letter B, ladies and gentlemen, you all stand up.
0:38:37 > 0:38:40Stay there, and on the next word beginning with the letter B,
0:38:40 > 0:38:43sit down. The first word, stand up, stay there. Next word...
0:38:43 > 0:38:46And so on through the song. Words beginning with the letter B.
0:38:46 > 0:38:50Is that all right? Thank you, Mr Herrmann!
0:38:50 > 0:38:51BAND STRIKES UP
0:38:51 > 0:38:55# My bonnie lies over the ocean
0:38:55 > 0:38:59# My bonnie lies over the sea
0:38:59 > 0:39:03# My bonnie lies over the ocean
0:39:03 > 0:39:06# Oh, bring back my bonnie to me... #
0:39:06 > 0:39:07Come on!
0:39:07 > 0:39:11# Bring back, bring back
0:39:11 > 0:39:13- # Oh, bring back my bonnie to me... #- Stop this!
0:39:13 > 0:39:15HE WHISTLES
0:39:15 > 0:39:16MUSIC STOPS Sorry.
0:39:16 > 0:39:18- Cool down, please. - Rubbish!
0:39:19 > 0:39:21Rubbish!
0:39:21 > 0:39:25- Look at 'em!- I know!- It looks like overtime in a yo-yo factory.
0:39:26 > 0:39:29- I've never seen anything like it. - Gentleman there's got to stand up
0:39:29 > 0:39:31and sit down about three times to catch up!
0:39:31 > 0:39:34- Could we do that? Could you do it?- He's been lapped!
0:39:34 > 0:39:37Excuse me, madam, do you normally wear them round your ankles?
0:39:37 > 0:39:39- Let's try again. - We'll do it again. Ready?
0:39:39 > 0:39:41From "bring back". Thank you, Mr Herrmann.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44# Bring back, bring back
0:39:44 > 0:39:49# Oh, bring back my bonnie to me, to me
0:39:49 > 0:39:52# Bring back, bring back
0:39:52 > 0:39:56# Oh, bring back my bonnie to me!
0:39:56 > 0:39:58# Boom-boom! #
0:39:58 > 0:40:01- Thank you! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:09 > 0:40:11CHEERING
0:40:15 > 0:40:19It's crippling for the lumbar regions!
0:40:19 > 0:40:22Absolutely indispensable,
0:40:22 > 0:40:29the Players Theatre co-ordinates an emulatory accolade for the songs
0:40:29 > 0:40:34of Miss Clarice Mayne, supporting none other
0:40:34 > 0:40:38than Miss Jenny Wren!
0:40:38 > 0:40:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:45 > 0:40:52# Put on your tatter, little girlie You do what I want you to
0:40:52 > 0:40:55# Far from the busy hurly-burly
0:40:55 > 0:40:59# I've got lots to say to you
0:40:59 > 0:41:02# My head's completely twirly-whirly
0:41:02 > 0:41:05# My girl I want you to be
0:41:05 > 0:41:08# So put on your tatter, your pretty little tatter
0:41:08 > 0:41:11# And come out and tatter with me!
0:41:11 > 0:41:15# Yes, put on your tatter, your pretty little tatter
0:41:15 > 0:41:23# And come out and tatter with me! #
0:41:24 > 0:41:28# Josh-u-ah, Josh-u-ah
0:41:28 > 0:41:31# Why don't you call and see Mama?
0:41:31 > 0:41:34# She'll be pleased to know
0:41:34 > 0:41:38# You are my best beau
0:41:38 > 0:41:42# Josh-u-ah, Josh-u-ah
0:41:42 > 0:41:45# Nicer than lemon squash you are
0:41:45 > 0:41:49# Yes, by gosh you are
0:41:49 > 0:41:53# Josh-u-osh-u-ah. #
0:41:54 > 0:41:57# He was a dear little boy
0:41:57 > 0:41:59# She was a dear little girl
0:41:59 > 0:42:03# She had no brothers No more had he
0:42:03 > 0:42:06# He had no sisters No more had she
0:42:06 > 0:42:08# She lived the house next to him
0:42:08 > 0:42:11# He in the house next to her
0:42:11 > 0:42:15# Once he looked over the garden wall
0:42:15 > 0:42:23# She smiled at him, so he said
0:42:23 > 0:42:31# Come on over the garden wall Little girl, to me
0:42:31 > 0:42:35# I've been lonely a long, long time
0:42:35 > 0:42:38# And the wall's not hard to climb
0:42:38 > 0:42:43# So just jump up and then just jump down
0:42:43 > 0:42:46# I won't let you fall
0:42:46 > 0:42:50# We'll play at sweethearts We're going to be married
0:42:50 > 0:42:54# Come over the garden wall. #
0:42:54 > 0:43:01# I've got my eye on you I've got my eye on you
0:43:01 > 0:43:05# I'd like to be Where I can see
0:43:05 > 0:43:09# Everything you do
0:43:09 > 0:43:12# I've got my eye on you
0:43:12 > 0:43:16# Jolly good scenery, too
0:43:16 > 0:43:19# But I'd like to see Your eye on me
0:43:19 > 0:43:23# When I've got my eye on you
0:43:23 > 0:43:29# I've got my eye on you I've got my eye on you
0:43:30 > 0:43:33# I'd like to be Where I can see
0:43:33 > 0:43:35# Everything you do
0:43:36 > 0:43:40# I've got my eye on you
0:43:40 > 0:43:43# Jolly good scenery, too
0:43:43 > 0:43:46# But I'd like to see Your eye on me
0:43:46 > 0:43:49# When I've got my eye, I've got my eye
0:43:49 > 0:43:54# I've got my eye on you
0:43:54 > 0:43:58# And you and you and you and you
0:43:58 > 0:43:59# And you! #
0:43:59 > 0:44:04CHEERING
0:44:13 > 0:44:17# When I was young and innocent
0:44:17 > 0:44:20# You stole into my heart
0:44:20 > 0:44:24# You taught me things I now repent
0:44:24 > 0:44:26# Whenever we're apart
0:44:26 > 0:44:30# You taught me that the world was wide
0:44:30 > 0:44:33# A bit too wide for me
0:44:33 > 0:44:37# And now I am not satisfied
0:44:37 > 0:44:42# With just a cup of tea
0:44:42 > 0:44:49# I was a good little girl
0:44:49 > 0:44:53# Till I met you
0:44:53 > 0:44:57# You sent my head in a whirl
0:44:57 > 0:45:01# My poor heart, too
0:45:01 > 0:45:05# Oh, how you told me the tale
0:45:05 > 0:45:09# You always do
0:45:09 > 0:45:15# I was a good little girl
0:45:15 > 0:45:20# Till I met you
0:45:20 > 0:45:26# You called me baby doll a year ago
0:45:26 > 0:45:29# A year ago
0:45:29 > 0:45:34# You told me I was very nice to know
0:45:34 > 0:45:37# Very nice to know
0:45:37 > 0:45:42# I soon learned what love was
0:45:42 > 0:45:46# I thought I knew
0:45:46 > 0:45:51# But all I've learned has only taught me
0:45:51 > 0:45:54# How to love you
0:45:54 > 0:46:00# You made me think you loved me in return
0:46:00 > 0:46:02# Loved you in return
0:46:02 > 0:46:08# Don't tell me you were fooling after all
0:46:08 > 0:46:10# Were fooling after all
0:46:10 > 0:46:14# For if you go away
0:46:14 > 0:46:19# You'll be sorry someday
0:46:19 > 0:46:27# You left behind a broken doll
0:46:27 > 0:46:30# You left behind...
0:46:30 > 0:46:35# ..a broken doll. #
0:46:35 > 0:46:39# Put on your tatter, little girlie... #
0:46:39 > 0:46:43# Come on over the garden wall... #
0:46:43 > 0:46:46# I've got my eye on you
0:46:46 > 0:46:50# I've got my eye on you
0:46:50 > 0:46:55# I've got my eye on... #
0:46:55 > 0:46:59- Jeremiah! Oh! - Jeremiah?!
0:47:03 > 0:47:06# Jerry, Jeremiah
0:47:06 > 0:47:10# My heart's on fire
0:47:10 > 0:47:13# Play again That sweet refrain
0:47:13 > 0:47:17# On ta-ra-ra, on ta-ra-ra
0:47:17 > 0:47:20# Jerry, Jeremiah
0:47:20 > 0:47:23# It's the finest tune I know
0:47:23 > 0:47:26# Rag it, drag it, sing-sing-sag it
0:47:26 > 0:47:30# On your ragtime trombone
0:47:30 > 0:47:33# Jerry, Jeremiah
0:47:33 > 0:47:36# It's the finest tune I know
0:47:36 > 0:47:40# Rag it, drag it, sing-sing-sag it
0:47:40 > 0:47:43# On your ragtime trombone
0:47:43 > 0:47:45- # Rag it- Rag it - Drag it- Drag it
0:47:45 > 0:47:47# Sing-sing-sing-sing-sag it
0:47:47 > 0:47:50# On your ragtime Doo doo-doo-doo
0:47:50 > 0:47:54# Ragtime Doo doo-doo-doo
0:47:54 > 0:47:57# R-A-G-T-I-M-E
0:47:57 > 0:48:05# Ragtime trombone! #
0:48:05 > 0:48:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:48:16 > 0:48:20And now, there's just time to ask Mr Bernard Cribbins
0:48:20 > 0:48:23and Miss Bertice Reading to lead you in the last chorus for tonight,
0:48:23 > 0:48:25Down At The Old Bull And Bush.
0:48:25 > 0:48:29Ladies and gentlemen, Mr Bernard Cribbins, Miss Bertice Reading,
0:48:29 > 0:48:33the entire company, Mr Bernard Herrmann and his entire
0:48:33 > 0:48:36and absolutely indefatigable orchestra...
0:48:36 > 0:48:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:48:40 > 0:48:43..but this time, chiefly...
0:48:43 > 0:48:46..yourselves!
0:48:49 > 0:48:52# Come, come, come and make eyes at me
0:48:52 > 0:48:56# Down at the Old Bull and Bush Da-da da-da-da
0:48:56 > 0:48:59# Come, come, drink some port wine with me
0:48:59 > 0:49:03# Down at the Old Bull and Bush
0:49:03 > 0:49:06# Hear the little German band Dah da-da da-da-da-da
0:49:06 > 0:49:09# Come, let me hold your hand, dear
0:49:09 > 0:49:13# Do, do, come and have a drink or two
0:49:13 > 0:49:16# Down at the old Bull and Bush
0:49:16 > 0:49:18# Bush, Bush! #
0:49:18 > 0:49:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:49:23 > 0:49:26AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG