:00:09. > :00:13.Oh, I'm here in the North Pole, just getting all of Santa's
:00:13. > :00:23.reindeers ready. Wait a minute, they are stampeding away. Where are
:00:23. > :00:44.
:00:44. > :00:53.they running off to? APPLAUSE
:00:53. > :00:56.Hello everybody. Oh. Merry Christmas everybody.
:00:56. > :01:00.Everyone feeling in a Christmassy mood, are you, are you?
:01:00. > :01:09.Yes, hope you are all celebrating, and hey, even if you are working
:01:10. > :01:14.over Christmas, have a few drinks. What could possibly go wrong?
:01:14. > :01:19.Children watching, ahhh. It's nearly Christmas, nearly
:01:19. > :01:23.Christmas. I wonder if Santa and Rudolf will be coming to my house?
:01:23. > :01:29.I know just where to hang my stocking. A packed show for you
:01:29. > :01:34.tonight. Full of surprises. Doctor Who himself, Matt Smith is here.
:01:34. > :01:41.APPLAUSE The very gorgeous Gillian Anderson
:01:41. > :01:47.is here APPLAUSE
:01:47. > :01:50.Essex's finest comedian, Russell Kane is here.
:01:50. > :01:54.APPLAUSE From Dragon's Den, the
:01:54. > :02:02.extraordinary Hilary Devey is here. APPLAUSE
:02:02. > :02:07.Plus, an extra Christmas treat for you, winners of Strictly and I'm a
:02:07. > :02:13.celebrity, McFly's Point point and Harry Judd will be stopping by.
:02:13. > :02:18.- Dougie Poynter and Harry Judd will be stopping by.
:02:18. > :02:24.Really the only reality show that McFly didn't win this year was the
:02:24. > :02:28.X Factor, won by Little Mix. There they are with Tulisa, with a number
:02:29. > :02:34.one single under their belt, already more successful than she
:02:34. > :02:41.is! Amazing time of the year for Little Mix, obviously a bit of a
:02:41. > :02:49.nightmare for Superdrug, now four cashier's short for Christmas!
:02:49. > :02:52.So pleased to welcome back Anderson to the show. She will be on our
:02:53. > :03:00.Koreans in an adaptation of Great Expectations, Gillian plays Miss
:03:00. > :03:07.Haversham, there she is, a rich elderly spinster, clutching flowers
:03:07. > :03:13.from an admirer, I think it is based on this person, Susan loved
:03:13. > :03:17.those flowers. She thought they were delicious!
:03:17. > :03:21.Looking forward to seeing Matt Smith.
:03:21. > :03:25.'S about to appear in the Christmas Special of Doctor Who. Over the
:03:25. > :03:30.years the Dr Has fought many enemies. Here he is with one of
:03:30. > :03:34.them. Now you see, it is nice to see him with a Cyberman, they don't
:03:34. > :03:42.normally get on. They are getting friendly. I do
:03:42. > :03:46.think that Matt made a mistake when he invited him back for a few
:03:46. > :03:51.Christmas drinks. You just hope he used WD40!
:03:51. > :03:56.Let's get some guests on. Later we will have music from the soon to be
:03:56. > :04:06.Christmas number one, fingers crossed, Military Wives Choir, and
:04:06. > :04:07.
:04:07. > :04:13.Hilary Devey and those McFly boys, Harry and Dougie, first of all it
:04:13. > :04:21.is comedian Russell Kane. Merry Christmas. Great expectations
:04:21. > :04:28.for this guest, the fabulous Gillian Anderson. You look amazing.
:04:28. > :04:38.Merry Christmas. Nice to see you. Sit yourself down. And it's Matt
:04:38. > :04:41.
:04:41. > :04:49.Smith. Welcome all.
:04:49. > :04:53.Now, is everyone ready for Christmas? Yes. Hello.
:04:53. > :05:02.Where's the egg nog Graham. What is egg nog?
:05:02. > :05:08.You will know? Nutmeg, milk, egg and nog. And nog. Growing up Matt
:05:08. > :05:14.as a kid, what was the best toy you ever got growing up? Crikey, I got
:05:14. > :05:17.a Mega Drive, which I loved. I just loved wearing pyjamas all day, I
:05:17. > :05:24.would get them in the morning and put them on. They were quite soft,
:05:24. > :05:29.I would enjoy them for a few hours. You were born to play Doctor Who! I
:05:30. > :05:35.put on my pyjamas and wear them all day! Gillian, you have little kids?
:05:35. > :05:39.I do. Christmas is a big deal? is a very big deal. Are you doing a
:05:39. > :05:43.traditional Christmas? I always generally do a traditional
:05:43. > :05:47.Christmas. I'm the host of the family of all of us. It comes to me.
:05:47. > :05:52.But I'm not really someone who makes mince pies, I don't know what
:05:52. > :05:56.I do. People come. Why do they keep coming back? I have often asked
:05:56. > :06:02.myself the very same question. you have happy memories, Christmas
:06:02. > :06:06.memories, look at you in your Christmas jumper? I was a happy,
:06:06. > :06:14.resilient child, rocking back and forth, telling the lies. Do you
:06:14. > :06:20.look like you did then? A slim child, my dad was massive, curly-
:06:20. > :06:24.haired, working-class, he has a triple ripple, for him, Christmas,
:06:24. > :06:29.as for all working-class dads, is rembering about how horrible it was
:06:29. > :06:31.for him. He always wanted to talk about how miserable he was at my
:06:31. > :06:35.aifpblgt that is the curse of the working-class father, to work
:06:35. > :06:40.really hard to provide stuff, and then spend the whole of Christmas
:06:40. > :06:44.removing the happiness from the thing provided. My happiest moment,
:06:44. > :06:47.not the opening of the presents or seeing them, I call it the spoilt
:06:47. > :06:51.bastard audit, when you get everything upstairs, and you are
:06:51. > :06:58.looking at the haul on your own, you lock the bedroom door and you
:06:58. > :07:05.think, all this is mine. With my junior calculator from Argos, I
:07:05. > :07:09.tried to add up the approximate value of my haul! But now, now, as
:07:09. > :07:13.a family, one of the real traditional things is we all sit
:07:13. > :07:19.down and watch the Doctor Who Christmas day special, that has
:07:19. > :07:24.revinted Christmas tele for us. You are back -- reinvented Christmas
:07:24. > :07:28.tele for us, do the Smith family sit down and watch it? We do. My
:07:28. > :07:33.mum, dad, granddad comes down, my sister gets bored and looks on her
:07:33. > :07:37.computer a lot. She kind of likes Doctor Who, she pretends not to.
:07:37. > :07:42.She ignores it a bit. Is it not a bit embarrassing, Christmas about
:07:42. > :07:47.family, and then suddenly, now it is about me! My mum's quite gushy,
:07:47. > :07:52.she's quite proud in that way. family like it and enjoy it? They
:07:52. > :07:57.love it. Is that the same sister who used to style you? I mean
:07:57. > :08:03.that's a very bold word, style me, but she had an influence over my
:08:03. > :08:12.early entrance into fashion. What would she put you in? Don't
:08:12. > :08:19.ask, pink lycra, not lycra, that's the wrong word, plastic trousers.
:08:20. > :08:24.Trousers?? Little tops and beads here, we would pretend to get into
:08:25. > :08:32.a local nightclub, called Chicago's, and had lots of old hagered women
:08:32. > :08:36.in it. We were from the boy -- we would convince them we were in the
:08:36. > :08:45.boyband Blue, we would dress up as from a boyband and she would
:08:45. > :08:48.orchestrate that. You would be a member of the boyband? Yeah.
:08:48. > :08:57.special this Christmas, it sounds lovely, it sounds like such a sweet
:08:57. > :09:00.story, give us a taste of it? called Edwards, you can guess the
:09:00. > :09:06.conotation -- The Doctor, The Widow And The Wardrobe, you can guess the
:09:06. > :09:14.conotation. We are there and we have lost the main character, we
:09:14. > :09:18.are in war. It is the Second World War? Thank you. Doctor Who? Doctor
:09:18. > :09:22.Who find as big old house and thinks he will make their Christmas
:09:22. > :09:25.better. He gives them this wonderful present, they crawl
:09:25. > :09:31.through and enter a Brave New World and many dangers that lay beyond.
:09:31. > :09:36.And good monsters as usual? Great monsters as usual, and great gags
:09:36. > :09:44.from Steven. Do you cry? There may be a tee, my mum cried at the
:09:44. > :09:50.screening. Reading about it I welled up. This is you with the
:09:50. > :09:55.kids. This room, I'm going to be honest, masterpiece, the ultimate
:09:55. > :09:59.bedroom, a sciencey winesy bedroom a mirror disguised as a window,
:09:59. > :10:03.selection of tortures for midnight feasts and secret reading, a
:10:03. > :10:08.covered zone of tranquility, rubber ball, dream tank, exact model of
:10:08. > :10:15.the rest of the house, not quite to scale, dolls, with comical
:10:15. > :10:20.expression, the Magna Carta, fussball, a yellow fort. Where are
:10:20. > :10:28.the beds? I couldn't fit everything in, there had to be sacrifices. Who
:10:28. > :10:31.needs beds when you have got hammocks! I know.
:10:31. > :10:36.APPLAUSE It was fun.
:10:36. > :10:41.Are you still, you have a real reputation for clumsy is the wrong
:10:41. > :10:47.word, is it the right word? It is a sort of inherent disease in me.
:10:47. > :10:51.Clumsiness, it is bad. But it can break things? I break everything.
:10:51. > :10:56.Why is that, how is it? I don't know, I used to play football,
:10:56. > :11:01.people would say how can you play football the way you do. At my best
:11:01. > :11:06.friend's house, I had plastic breaker, he's called Alex Skal bond,
:11:06. > :11:11.and I had a plas -- Alex Bond, and I had a plastic breaker, and
:11:11. > :11:15.everyone else was using glasses. Special breaker for Matt.
:11:15. > :11:21.scarred me. I would get this orange breaker, you can't even fit that
:11:22. > :11:29.much fluid in a child's breaker. Did it have a lid? No. I'm clumsy
:11:29. > :11:36.too. Very clumsy. You are clumsy on stage, was it on stage? I was at
:11:36. > :11:43.the premier of How To Lose Friend & Alienate People, I was eight-and-a-
:11:43. > :11:46.half months pregnant at Leicester Square Odean. Walking down the red
:11:46. > :11:51.carpet when the director called my name and introducing the actors to
:11:51. > :11:57.the stage, I plonked down to the stage, and as I was walking he was
:11:57. > :12:07.making jokes about me, just making fun, he was being a funny man. When
:12:07. > :12:08.
:12:08. > :12:13.I got to the stage, for some God for sakeen reason, I decided - fod
:12:13. > :12:20.foresaken reason I pulled a fake punch on him, and it looked like I
:12:20. > :12:25.hit him, I stood back and there was a row of lights behind us, I went
:12:25. > :12:33.head over heels, eight-and-a-half months pregnant, feet up in the air.
:12:33. > :12:37.Leicester Square Odean. And lit from beneath! I was pretty sure I
:12:37. > :12:41.was wearing knickers, the entire audience gasped. It must have been
:12:41. > :12:51.an amazing noise. I don't think they recovered for the rest of the
:12:51. > :12:55.
:12:55. > :13:00.evening. Were you all right? thought I would play another prank
:13:00. > :13:05.by sending a text the next day announcing the birth of my child,
:13:05. > :13:09.as if the event caused the birth of the baby. I didn't know that when
:13:09. > :13:13.he got the text he was on the radio doing interviews all day and
:13:13. > :13:16.announced the birth of my child. The whole thing completely
:13:16. > :13:25.backfired from beginning to end. He had to call the radio station assay
:13:25. > :13:29.that was a lie. -- radio stations and say, that was
:13:29. > :13:34.a lie. Nobody wants to be single at Christmas, I have never used
:13:34. > :13:39.mistletoe on the show, we thought we would, because we have never
:13:39. > :13:43.done it before. God knows we have been on a long time. See this boom,
:13:43. > :13:50.if I put it on that, then I can reach parts of the studio audience
:13:50. > :13:55.I wouldn't normally be able to reach.
:13:55. > :14:04.So, if I put it on there, so, if I go to, I will try to find a couple.
:14:04. > :14:14.Who do I think is a couple. Let's try you two here! Body language is
:14:14. > :14:26.
:14:26. > :14:36.telling me they are not a couple! Are you two a couple? We are
:14:36. > :14:38.
:14:38. > :14:43.married. Lovely. Christmas kiss? You must be a couple, are you two a
:14:44. > :14:49.couple? No. You are not going out with that lady there? No I'm not.
:14:49. > :14:53.You would like to though, wouldn't you? Do you know each other?
:14:53. > :15:03.You really don't, you look so good together. Are you with somebody
:15:03. > :15:13.else? That's awkward! Is your partner over here. Are you
:15:13. > :15:14.
:15:14. > :15:19.together? Is this a Christmas work do! Is
:15:19. > :15:23.this a date, is this a terrible cheap date? It's a date. You could
:15:23. > :15:33.say it is date, yeah. That is lovely.
:15:33. > :15:34.
:15:34. > :15:44.Why don't we take the mystery out of the end of the evening. Oh, oh,
:15:44. > :15:48.
:15:48. > :15:54.There you go. Moving on. Because Doctor Who, it's
:15:54. > :15:58.huge in America now. It is growing, quite excitingly. Yeah, there was
:15:58. > :16:06.this thing with the iTunes which has been really positive, it is the
:16:06. > :16:16.most downloaded show in America, it beat Glee, and Mad Men. Really? You
:16:16. > :16:16.
:16:16. > :16:19.are. You are like Whoa. Really, that show! I grew up here and then
:16:19. > :16:23.moved to the states, and nobody has heard of Doctor Who, I used to
:16:23. > :16:28.watch Doctor Who when I was growing up here with The Magic Roundabout.
:16:28. > :16:34.You sound so English. Are you English? No. Are you American?
:16:34. > :16:38.American. You spend an awful lot of time here. I grew up here when I
:16:38. > :16:46.was 11. We used to come back every summer, because my parents had a
:16:46. > :16:49.flat in Haringey. You came back for that! Wow!
:16:49. > :16:58.I know. Were you telling your friends in the states, we're going
:16:58. > :17:04.back to our place in Haringey! We summer in Haringey! Yeah, we summer
:17:04. > :17:10.in Haringey. Science fiction in America, science fiction fans are
:17:10. > :17:16.so passionate. They have these big conventions, you have been to Comic
:17:16. > :17:24.Con, is it just for the fans? launch and promote. You must have
:17:24. > :17:30.been countless times. I have been once. Only once? I went to it a
:17:30. > :17:34.couple of years ago with my co-star David Duchovny and the producer, we
:17:34. > :17:43.were sitting at the table, and people walk up, as you may know, to
:17:43. > :17:48.the microphone and ask questions. So -- So this person, we think,
:17:48. > :17:52.walked up to the microphone in a green outfit and a hat made of felt,
:17:52. > :17:58.and slightly elf like, and started talking about the fact that he
:17:58. > :18:08.couldn't believe that he got to wear the outfit, and talk to us at
:18:08. > :18:09.
:18:09. > :18:17.the same time! (tearfully) That's adorable? I think it was, from a
:18:17. > :18:23.come on, who knows, a gamers thing, is there an elf in the game. When
:18:23. > :18:26.was there an elf in the X-Files. was the fact that he was able to
:18:26. > :18:34.play his favourite gaming character at the same time talk to us.
:18:34. > :18:42.must have come home. Crying orgasam. A geekgasm. Is that what they call
:18:42. > :18:50.it? I'm having a geeky moment that I can't believe it's happening!
:18:50. > :18:54.Didn't you and Karen Gillan bump into yourselves? Yes, kauking down
:18:54. > :18:58.the street, there were carbon copies in the whole thing. Do they
:18:58. > :19:05.look like you? No, they looked really ugly. I was doing myself a
:19:05. > :19:10.lot of favours, not to suggest that I am. They were dressed up to the
:19:10. > :19:17.nines. You took pictures on your phone? We met a group of, would you
:19:17. > :19:22.believe this, this is, shall I hold it up to the camera, we met every
:19:23. > :19:31.single Doctor, there is Tennant, Eccleston. Where is the guy with
:19:31. > :19:35.the urlly hair from the 1970s -- curly hair from the 1970s? Also,
:19:35. > :19:43.who is that? They just come there to celebrate Doctor Who? Yes, and
:19:43. > :19:48.we met them, and we were like can we have a photo. That's the vain of
:19:48. > :19:54.it, I love it. He's going again, not like you, you were in there,
:19:54. > :19:59.crying elf, home. Not doing that again! Karen Gillan,
:19:59. > :20:03.the news now that she's leaving? Yes. How did you find out? I have
:20:03. > :20:08.known for a while, we have known for months. It was by mutual
:20:08. > :20:12.consent. Those stories just come to a point where, you know, it reaches
:20:12. > :20:16.its conclusion, and the very essence of the show is it
:20:16. > :20:23.constantly reinvents itself. started at the same time, it must
:20:23. > :20:29.make you slightly think, she's going, eh, why am I still here?
:20:29. > :20:35.happy to stay, I love making the show. I miss Karen, she's a good
:20:35. > :20:40.mate, one of my best friends. a great girl? Mad as a box of cats,
:20:40. > :20:46.but she's a firecracker, she really is. You are a genuine geek, really,
:20:46. > :20:52.aren't you? Growing up you loved all of this stuff? A large part of
:20:52. > :20:57.my adult life was hanging around with teenage boys in my bedroom
:20:57. > :21:05.watching doneions and dragons, that was my dad's one fear that trumped
:21:05. > :21:08.racism was his homophobia. There was loads of boys rung up to my
:21:08. > :21:18.bedroom playing dungions and dragons and my dad going, I know
:21:18. > :21:19.
:21:19. > :21:29.they are up there buming it, I know it. Did you sometimes? Dung I don't
:21:29. > :21:30.
:21:30. > :21:38.know or the dragon! Dungeon or the dragon?!
:21:38. > :21:43.Other big Christmas tele treat sue, young lady, Great Expectations. It
:21:43. > :21:50.is lovely to get the call, we would like you to be in the BBC's Great
:21:50. > :21:55.Expectations, you must have thought, really, when they said you were
:21:55. > :22:04.playing s had half-caf soya macchiato. She's quite cold -- Miss
:22:04. > :22:10.Haversham, she's quite old. From my understanding she raes around 50.
:22:10. > :22:20.This is when -- She's around 50. This is when Pip first meets you.
:22:20. > :22:46.
:22:46. > :22:52.Are you feet not cold, miss? All of Look closer if you wish.
:22:52. > :22:57.My brother's collection, he went to the furthest reaches of the earth
:22:57. > :23:05.in his quest for the purest specimen of beauty. And when he
:23:05. > :23:10.found it, he stuck a pin through its heart.
:23:10. > :23:14.It looks fabulous. Have you seen the whole thing yet?
:23:14. > :23:18.I haven't, I have only seen the first episode. You can't watch it
:23:18. > :23:24.over Christmas, you are away? have tapes. Excellent, will your
:23:24. > :23:29.kids be able to enjoy it? They won't be watching it. Do your
:23:29. > :23:35.kids get what mummy does? They have no idea. Have they ever seen you?
:23:35. > :23:39.Well, we went to see Cars 2, once, they are five and three, and when
:23:39. > :23:43.we were standing in line for popcorn, it was at the same time
:23:43. > :23:48.that Johnny English Reborn was in the theatres, I was handed a box of
:23:49. > :23:53.popcorn that me as the character on the front of it. My little boy said,
:23:53. > :24:00.the five-year-old said, mum, it's you, and I said, shush, he grabbed
:24:00. > :24:06.it and started turning it around. I said what are you doing? He said
:24:06. > :24:12."Where's daddy?". That's very sweet. Like it's family
:24:12. > :24:15.popcorn! That's the extent of it. As a young child you played
:24:15. > :24:25.football, to a really high level, you could have been a professional?
:24:25. > :24:29.I was pretty decent. Me too. you really? Who for? I'm joking.
:24:29. > :24:34.Thank God, I thought I was going to be the only one.
:24:34. > :24:39.Do you like football? I do. Do you watch it? I watch it when it is the
:24:39. > :24:47.thing that happens every four years. The World Cup!
:24:47. > :24:55.Even I, even I watch that. Ha ha.
:24:55. > :25:01.Not the Olympics, the other one. I like a kick around. I have a ball,
:25:01. > :25:10.can you impress us with football skills. You have a sore back at the
:25:10. > :25:20.moment. Ahhhh. It's true. Can you do keepy uppies. How many
:25:20. > :25:31.
:25:31. > :25:36.can we do, 1! Look away? This is going well. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8.
:25:36. > :25:42.It's been a while. Can you play football? Not at all. That is why I
:25:42. > :25:49.was asking you to. Throw it, and I will try to catch it on the neck.
:25:49. > :25:59.Do you see who you are asking to throw a ball. If we get this.
:25:59. > :26:03.
:26:03. > :26:08.arm! Ready. Yeah. Oh! Well done Matt Smith! Frankly, I'm
:26:08. > :26:14.more impressed that I threw it than you caught it! That is the more
:26:14. > :26:19.impressive bit of that trick. done. Now, Russell Kane, you have
:26:19. > :26:23.had an amazing year. Not an actual skill, but I have had a good year.
:26:23. > :26:30.You have had a tour on the road with your tour, scape scape, you
:26:30. > :26:35.pick apart your personal life -- Manscaping, you pick pairt your
:26:36. > :26:41.personal life. It is all about how you became single. I had a tricky
:26:41. > :26:48.year, I started the year with a woman, WTF, random, I know.
:26:48. > :26:51.I started the year with a beautiful woman, you think it is the one, it
:26:51. > :26:54.goes pearshaped, you find yourself not in a position you expect to be.
:26:54. > :26:58.For the first time I wasn't sure what to do. What I realised the
:26:58. > :27:03.show is actually about constantly thinking you are grown up when you
:27:03. > :27:06.are not. You get to 18 and think remember what a kid I was at 16,
:27:06. > :27:11.then at 25 you think you know nothing, why don't people tell you
:27:11. > :27:16.at 25 you are an adult, and then you get to 30, I think it carries
:27:16. > :27:26.on. Your last thought is in a nursing home in your 80s and it is
:27:26. > :27:29.like, I get it! (choke) the show is called Manscaping, it is all about
:27:29. > :27:34.becoming and becoming. I didn't deal very well with being single,
:27:34. > :27:38.there was no male support group. I had a kitchen floor reset, you
:27:38. > :27:43.think you have grown up and you have left home, you never let your
:27:43. > :27:47.mum see you will cry, and then you end up back on the kitchen floor
:27:47. > :27:53.with your mum, crying, you have lost everything. Everyone watching
:27:53. > :27:58.it has slid down the fridge. The only difference between people
:27:58. > :28:02.is how many square ones we go back to. A lot of it is there is not
:28:02. > :28:06.really a male support network when you are a single guy. It is a
:28:06. > :28:09.massive stereotype, my experience is girls are better at rallying
:28:09. > :28:13.around if another girl close it is and has a kitchen floor reset and
:28:13. > :28:17.she turns up at the door. It is more the kind of, doesn't matter,
:28:17. > :28:22.we will go out, have a dance, have a drink, if there is men there
:28:22. > :28:28.great, it is not that b that night tonight. Let me get dressed as an
:28:28. > :28:33.elf! Where as, I'm not making this up, the total advice off my friend
:28:33. > :28:40.Scott from harm lo. I turned up and went to kitchen floor -- Harlow. I
:28:40. > :28:45.turned up and went to kitchen floor reset in his house, straight blokes
:28:45. > :28:48.don't know how to handle T he looked and me with a crying bloke
:28:48. > :28:52.using the language of someone seriously in trouble. Scott stood
:28:52. > :28:57.there for main. This is the total advice, I'm cleaning it up a bit.
:28:57. > :29:01.Scott went into the kitchen and made a cup of tea, slammed it down,
:29:01. > :29:07.he said, you know what you need to do, bang something, and walked off.
:29:07. > :29:11.Nothing else was offered. Nothing. You have now met a lady. I told
:29:11. > :29:16.myself I was going to be single, I have this thing called, I was
:29:16. > :29:20.talking about it on stage, serial monogamy. Sometimes you need to be
:29:20. > :29:25.single for a couple of years to find out who you are. That is what
:29:25. > :29:30.the emotionally strong people in the room that make you want to
:29:30. > :29:35.vomit do. They had a couple of years on their own, found a hobby
:29:35. > :29:40.and found themselves. The weak of us just latch on to people, let's
:29:40. > :29:44.move in eventhough we are not suited. That's me. I thought I'm a
:29:44. > :29:51.comedian and I will show the world what's what. I lasted two months. I
:29:51. > :29:57.met this girl in the weirdist way. It is a weird story? When I got
:29:57. > :30:02.asked to do an ironicors sow of the week in Heat, I know I'm built like
:30:02. > :30:07.Harry Potter under here, I thought get your top off. When Cosmo saw
:30:07. > :30:13.that, they said how do you feel about getting fully nude in the
:30:13. > :30:17.centre fold. I thought -- centrefold, I thought bungee jump
:30:17. > :30:25.here. It had to be comedy. They said I could choose. I thought I
:30:25. > :30:30.would get pervy value. I want to be sat back in foil with a hot model
:30:30. > :30:35.draped across my lap. What do you mean like foil? Laying in tin foil,
:30:35. > :30:42.like an undersized turkey and have a girl and be feeding her grapes
:30:42. > :30:48.from my fist and doing a prop Zoolander down the lens. And
:30:48. > :30:58.Charlotte and I really hit it off. This is you meeting your new
:30:58. > :31:00.
:31:00. > :31:04.girlfriend? Yeah. I think once you... It take that is
:31:04. > :31:09.tension out of the first date, doesn't it! It really does. Very
:31:09. > :31:18.quickly you have a stocking filler this year. Or main gift, depending
:31:18. > :31:21.on your budget! I mean a really special lovely, wow this is all I
:31:21. > :31:26.ever wanted. Russell Kane Smokescreens & Castles the DVD.
:31:26. > :31:30.That's how duff my year has been. That was me in March. When you hit
:31:30. > :31:33.the rocks emotionally that is how I have ended up looking like the
:31:33. > :31:38.mangled triplet of Jedward from. That point to here my life has
:31:38. > :31:41.completely changed. That is the DVD from the show that finished in
:31:41. > :31:45.August. It is amazing how much things happen in your life you can
:31:45. > :31:52.change in a year. I have the woman approach, change your hair, change
:31:52. > :31:55.your look, get over and move on. I know, I'm a mess, help me dear.
:31:55. > :31:58.believe we need to thank you and release you back into the wild.
:31:58. > :32:02.Because you must go make your Christmas plans. Thank you very
:32:02. > :32:07.much for joining us. It has been a pleasure. We look forward to seeing
:32:07. > :32:13.Great Expectations, it starts on Tuesday the 27th and runs for three
:32:13. > :32:23.nights. That's right. Excellent, I will be watching. Thank you so much,
:32:23. > :32:32.
:32:32. > :32:36.Gillian Anderson everybody? Right, very excited because every
:32:36. > :32:40.year reality television creates new heros and stars. Ladies and
:32:40. > :32:50.gentlemen they are here. The king of the jungle and The Lord Of The
:32:50. > :33:06.
:33:06. > :33:10.Dance, please welcome Dougie and Sit there, otherwise it will be
:33:10. > :33:16.confusing. Congratulations to both of you. Very good. Especially you,
:33:16. > :33:22.fresh from. What? You won that thing ages ago! So, listen, what
:33:22. > :33:27.the hell did happen at the final. You win, and then Dougie and the
:33:27. > :33:31.others, they all came on stage. They stormed the stage. We have the
:33:31. > :33:38.little clip of Bruce. You were crowned. Here you are being crowned.
:33:38. > :33:48.In come the boys. Lovely. Watch Bruce in the bottom
:33:48. > :33:54.
:33:54. > :33:58.Get off, get off. Did he know who you were?
:33:58. > :34:04.honestly don't think he knew. I swear. He was like whacking them
:34:04. > :34:12.with his card. And then my dad just strolled on casually, and
:34:12. > :34:16.thankfully I went, dad, Bruce heard, that's your dad I won't whack him.
:34:16. > :34:20.We were all excited, it was a good moment and nice to share it with
:34:20. > :34:24.the guys, it is all mine. It was nice they were there to support?
:34:24. > :34:29.course, we are best mates. Now, we see stories, and I'm not sure, are
:34:29. > :34:32.you engaged or not? No. Even my girlfriend said to me, are we
:34:32. > :34:36.engaged this morning. She's like, did I miss something. I was asked
:34:36. > :34:42.about it and I said you know we talk about our further tue, I want
:34:42. > :34:45.to keep it spontaneous and romantic which it won't be. The next day it
:34:45. > :34:49.said we were engaged, congratulations me, apparently.
:34:49. > :34:54.are the same, in the jungle you kept talking about your girlfriend
:34:54. > :35:04.and spending your life together? doesn't have one. He does. I'm not
:35:04. > :35:05.
:35:05. > :35:10.engaged either. If I was your girlfriend or their families I
:35:10. > :35:15.would be annoyed now? girlfriend's mum rang and said was
:35:15. > :35:19.she engaged. It is on the front of OK! Magazine? No, but it says in
:35:19. > :35:23.the middle, they are spending their first Christmas together, that is
:35:23. > :35:28.their engagment. As if you are engaged on the phone, or a prior
:35:28. > :35:35.engagment. It was a bit sneaky really. That's ridiculous. So, the
:35:35. > :35:45.mother is annoyed? Not too annoyed. No, no, no. It was a bit odd.
:35:45. > :35:46.
:35:46. > :35:50.are your "non-" inlaws for your non-fiance? I have never met them.
:35:50. > :35:53.You are definitely not engaged. It may never happen. Alesha was on the
:35:53. > :35:59.show and was talking about the chemistry between the dancers. For
:35:59. > :36:03.it to work there has to be a kind of chemistry, how hard was it for
:36:03. > :36:09.your girlfriend to watch the dances? She really enjoyed it. She
:36:09. > :36:15.loves dancing. No she did. Look, it probably looks quite hard for her
:36:15. > :36:21.at times, she wanted me to do well. That chemistry is vital in dancing.
:36:21. > :36:27.She encouraged it if anything. She was very supportive. Yep! That's
:36:27. > :36:34.what he's saying. She watched that, and she thought, that's lovely!
:36:34. > :36:41.He's doing so well. So relaxed.
:36:41. > :36:46.That's lovely, if she was relaxed about that, you should marry her!
:36:46. > :36:49.McFly back on the road next year? In March and April. Is it going to
:36:50. > :36:54.be weird now, has the dynamic of the group changed, because of what
:36:54. > :36:59.you two guys have done? We are loving it a little bit, Danny and
:36:59. > :37:03.Tom have always been the front men, it is going to be strange. But,
:37:03. > :37:08.McFly is always our commitment isn't it. Are the drums going to be
:37:08. > :37:18.out front now? I have requested that. Tom in the back going, # It's
:37:18. > :37:23.all about you Weird. But good for them, they need
:37:23. > :37:26.to learn! By the way, did you know you could
:37:26. > :37:30.dance? I did the Children in Need special, which I had four days
:37:30. > :37:34.training for, and it was the pasa doble, I wasn't allowed to do that
:37:34. > :37:38.in the show, that is different from the other ones. That is the only
:37:38. > :37:42.experience I had, I had no idea whether I would be any good.
:37:42. > :37:47.can't imagine doing either, this one takes so long, that one is
:37:47. > :37:55.quicker but you have to do worse things. I loved it. Apart from the
:37:56. > :38:00.eating the penis, everything else. You liked eating anus then. Anus
:38:00. > :38:07.was already. Was it an ostrich anus? It was, it was like the
:38:07. > :38:12.rubbish bit of a turkey, the penis was the worst. The rubbish bit of a
:38:12. > :38:16.turkey. What about the spiders, I'm petrified of the spiders, I
:38:16. > :38:21.couldn't cope. Apart from the ones you get in camp that are the
:38:21. > :38:24.world's most deadliest ones, they suck, they are not cool. They are
:38:24. > :38:30.like, don't worry, if something happens. You have 20 minutes to
:38:30. > :38:36.live. Television, that's not showbiz is it. He has 20 minutes to
:38:36. > :38:43.live! It is when you're a comedian! It is traditional on the show, we
:38:43. > :38:48.always do it, there is a site Awkward Family Photos, this year,
:38:48. > :38:52.where we have changed it up a bit, it is Awkward Family Photos
:38:52. > :38:59.featuring pets. Some of these are so wrong. The
:38:59. > :39:07.first one is the classic of the genre. Just that one there. That is
:39:07. > :39:16.an awkward family photo. With a pet. What is going on in that dog's head.
:39:16. > :39:20.She's going to get one of us. What is that relationship. The next one
:39:20. > :39:28.is a nice seasonal one, lovely, nothing says Christmas like Mary
:39:28. > :39:36.and Joseph and the baby dog! Look in that eye, it is just like I
:39:36. > :39:46.hope they are not doing this again at Easter! What's the next one.
:39:46. > :39:57.
:39:57. > :40:05.I'm confident he's an American. I love this end of the dog, I love
:40:05. > :40:08.the other end of the dog, I love all my dogs (in an American accent)
:40:08. > :40:12.. This one is brilliant, you look at it and you see the family with
:40:12. > :40:22.the dog, and you think what's awkward about that family photo,
:40:22. > :40:24.
:40:24. > :40:34.and then you scroll up! The dog is so embarrassed, no I'm not coming
:40:34. > :40:45.
:40:45. > :40:52.down. This one is so wrong on so And you know, one of them is their
:40:52. > :40:56.favourite! Well done all those people.
:40:56. > :41:01.Time to meet another star of 2011, a woman who the nation absolutely
:41:01. > :41:04.fell in love with this year, she dispensed her hard earned wisdom
:41:04. > :41:14.and cash on Dragon's Den, everyone's favourite dragon it is
:41:14. > :41:22.
:41:22. > :41:32.Hilary Devey. You look gorgeous. Thank you.
:41:32. > :41:33.
:41:33. > :41:39.Dougie, Matt, and Russell down the end. Hello. Royal company. The king
:41:39. > :41:41.of the jungle and king of Strictly. You're rich, like really, really
:41:41. > :41:46.rich, aren't you? You are even richer than I thought you were?
:41:46. > :41:51.Shush. You're not on Dragon's Den, the
:41:51. > :41:55.secret's out. Week one, people were like we love her. Thank you. It was
:41:55. > :41:59.instant, I would say you're probably the most popular dragon
:41:59. > :42:03.now? Please don't say, that they will never speak to me again.
:42:03. > :42:08.you like the other Dragons? They must know everyone loves you?
:42:08. > :42:13.love them. Really? In a kind of patronising way? No. Because you
:42:13. > :42:21.are the star of that show, you own it now. Hilary Devey's Dragon's Den,
:42:21. > :42:26.featuring... The first day on Dragon's Den, you know, leading up
:42:26. > :42:31.to it, I thought, piece of cake, no problem, on the day to the studios,
:42:31. > :42:38.I was physically sick. I thought my God, what have I done. Were you
:42:38. > :42:43.nervous, of course. Food poisoning. We're not sure. I just thought what
:42:43. > :42:47.on earth am I doing, what have I done. I got to the studios, I went
:42:47. > :42:57.to a lot of schools, I had a very onadmic childhood, you are all
:42:57. > :43:02.supposed to say ahhh. Awww. And it was literally like the first
:43:02. > :43:06.day at school. What is weird is, that when you originally, when you
:43:06. > :43:09.went and did your own version of Dragon's Den and looking for an
:43:09. > :43:13.investment for your pallet business, you failed, they were out. They
:43:13. > :43:17.didn't give you investment, did they? Absolutely not. But to be
:43:17. > :43:22.honest, I would hate to be standing in front of the dragons, trying to
:43:22. > :43:26.explain my concept to them. Because I think I would lose it myself. So
:43:26. > :43:32.I do empathise with the entrepeneurs that come up the
:43:32. > :43:38.stairs. I won't go into too much of an autobiograical interview, your
:43:38. > :43:43.Hilary Devey story is on BBC Two on December 29th. It is. It is an
:43:43. > :43:47.amazing story. It is worth hearing. Have you seen it? No, but I read
:43:47. > :43:57.all the stuff. I was going to say, I have not. You lived it, it is
:43:57. > :43:59.
:43:59. > :44:03.your story? Put the hours in. I don't think they have changed it! I
:44:03. > :44:07.wonder, because lots of people have a work ethic like you do, lots of
:44:07. > :44:11.people are driven, they are ambitious, lots of people have an
:44:11. > :44:15.idea, what do you think is the difference between you making it
:44:15. > :44:19.and all those people who have the work ethic, the drive and ambition
:44:19. > :44:23.and everything? I think it is self- sacrifice, are you prepared to
:44:23. > :44:27.sacrifice your life and put your life on hold. I mean, literally, I
:44:27. > :44:32.would have my mother saying to me, have you read this in the newspaper,
:44:32. > :44:39.have you seen this on the news, and I would think television, when was
:44:39. > :44:42.the last time I saw a square box, and it was a pallet, she said you
:44:42. > :44:47.don't understand what is going on in the world. You sold everything,
:44:48. > :44:54.your house, your car? I put every penny I had into making that
:44:54. > :45:01.business work. Did you have a Plan B? No. If pallets had not worked
:45:01. > :45:04.out? No. Because failure was not an option. No matter how bad them days
:45:04. > :45:08.got, no matter how long they got, no matter how many thousands of
:45:09. > :45:18.miles I drove, I would dust myself off and get up the next day and
:45:18. > :45:25.think, tomorrow will be different. Can I ask, what is a pallet!
:45:25. > :45:32.APPLAUSE The thing you put your teeth in?
:45:32. > :45:37.That is the poshest question I have ever heard. A pallet is a wooden
:45:37. > :45:40.base that is usually sized four foot by four foot, it has holes on
:45:40. > :45:45.each side so a fork truck, with forks can get underneath it, pick
:45:45. > :45:49.it up, lift it on to a lorry, take it off a lorry put it on to a
:45:49. > :45:54.warehouse floor, or put it into a shop store room, ready for them to
:45:54. > :46:04.strip it down to put it on to racks in the shop. And you invented the
:46:04. > :46:09.pallet? That is worse than Dragon's Den.
:46:09. > :46:15.Watch the show. Listen, we must talk about fashion, fashion,
:46:15. > :46:19.fashion. You love clothes? I do. Adore them, fashion is my facial.
:46:19. > :46:23.Tonight I would say you have a high shoulder, not a shoulder pad, are
:46:23. > :46:28.you trying to steer yourself away from shoulder pads? Absolutely not.
:46:28. > :46:32.I requested that the BBC invest in bigger doors for the next season of
:46:32. > :46:36.Dragon's Den. Was that you or was that Dragon's Den? That was me, you
:46:36. > :46:40.don't think the BBC would design that for me, do you.
:46:40. > :46:44.Wasn't there a story that you just wore it once but you had to keep
:46:44. > :46:50.wearing it? I didn't realise that the outfit that I wore on the first
:46:50. > :46:56.day was the outfit I had to wear for the whole series. Because they
:46:56. > :47:04.cut it up and edit it? continuity you couldn't even change
:47:04. > :47:11.your nail polish. Could you shower! I did shower! Talking about fashion
:47:11. > :47:16.and clothes, I tell you who isn't keen on clothes, the McIfy boys.
:47:16. > :47:19.You take -- McFly boys, you take your clothes off all the time. That
:47:19. > :47:29.is the most recent one. You just did this one. Isn't it amazing to
:47:29. > :47:34.think, under that suit is that! Was this to get votes? No! In all
:47:34. > :47:41.honesty while I was doing Strictly I was asked to be on the cover, and
:47:41. > :47:48.I said yes. If I looked like that I would present the show in my pants.
:47:48. > :47:53.I know the question I wanted to ask, do they pay you to do Dragon's Den?
:47:53. > :47:57.It is a weird concept, you sit there with a big pile of money that
:47:57. > :48:03.is obviously your money? But if you are being paid to do it? You could
:48:03. > :48:07.just take the money and not invest in anything. But this is a neutral
:48:07. > :48:16.thing, if did I the jungle one, every day I would come back and go,
:48:16. > :48:21.no stars! What could they do. Duncan doesn't invest in anything,
:48:21. > :48:29.whatever he says, every time he says, "for that reason I'm out",
:48:29. > :48:36.someone could come on, and he would go "let me give it right, it is a
:48:36. > :48:40.life-giving elixir and 100% profit all the time, for that reason I'm
:48:40. > :48:48.out". Is Deborah a bit funny because you are there now? No she's
:48:48. > :48:52.lovely, a very nice lady. OK! always does really hard maths,
:48:52. > :48:56.obsessed with the figures. Someone gets to the end of the pitch and
:48:56. > :49:05.she says, she has a question and it is to do with the figures, what
:49:05. > :49:08.number is she thinking of! Get out! Shortly I'm so thrilled, we will
:49:08. > :49:11.have a special performance from Gareth Malone and the Military
:49:11. > :49:14.Wives Choir, fingers crossed they are number one on Christmas day.
:49:14. > :49:19.I'm sure they will. I love that show and the song. Before we meet
:49:19. > :49:24.them, let's have our final red chair stories of 2011. Very high
:49:24. > :49:33.stake, I'm looking for the story of the year. Who is up first?
:49:33. > :49:40.What's your name? Aliza. Hi. Where are you from? I'm from the
:49:40. > :49:44.states, from Ohio. Ohio you say, do you live here or are you here for
:49:44. > :49:47.Christmas? I have been studying in London for the term. What are you
:49:47. > :49:52.studying? English literature. Excellent, well done you, did you
:49:52. > :50:00.pass an exam or anything? I turned in all my papers today. Hopefully.
:50:01. > :50:04.Whatever! Off you go with your story? Actually this will work for
:50:04. > :50:08.Matt, I'm a huge Doctor Who fan. Hello. Last year I got really into
:50:08. > :50:14.the show, and I wanted to watch last year's Christmas Special, so I
:50:14. > :50:24.asked a friend of mine if it aired on Christmas day or Christmas Eve,
:50:24. > :50:24.
:50:24. > :50:29.she said Christmas day, I asked when is that, is that the 26th.
:50:29. > :50:34.would you be that stupid twice, stupid enough to do it twice, why
:50:34. > :50:43.repeat the story. Who is next? Hell lo. How are you? Very well thank
:50:43. > :50:48.you. How are you? I'm OK. Struggling on. Thanks for asking.
:50:49. > :50:52.What's your name? Melissa. I live in London. I was on a really busy
:50:52. > :50:56.tube, it was really packed, I was standing up, and there was a guy
:50:56. > :51:03.sitting down in front of me. I happened to be standing directly in
:51:03. > :51:08.front of him. He was staring at my breasts. No? I was starting to get
:51:08. > :51:14.really flusered, I didn't know -- flusered and I didn't know what to
:51:14. > :51:24.do, I thrust them in his face and he got red and embarrassed and I
:51:24. > :51:25.
:51:25. > :51:29.thought, gutted, you shouldn't have been staring. I like that? Is that
:51:29. > :51:39.a punishment though. It seems like he would have been thrilled.
:51:39. > :51:46.
:51:46. > :51:52.Someone else. I know that was harsh, I just couldn't.
:51:52. > :51:59.I will go who's next and she will be there, hanging on.
:51:59. > :52:03.Do we have time for one more. Hello. What's your name? Will. Oh! I tell
:52:03. > :52:10.you what, because it is Christmas, and bass you are here, shall we do
:52:10. > :52:16.one -- because you are here, shall we do it Dragon's Den-style. Will,
:52:16. > :52:23.what is your story about? About skiing. If you go and we will get
:52:23. > :52:29.you to walk in, a la Dragon's Den. Can I just say, you are pitching
:52:29. > :52:35.the story, the anecdote to Hillary, we're looking for a strong
:52:35. > :52:40.beginning, a short body and a great end. OK. Off you go Will, OK.
:52:40. > :52:45.That's what we are looking for, at the end of the story, you could
:52:45. > :52:51.either be in or it would be funny if you're out (stage whisper) I'm
:52:51. > :52:56.not telling you what to do. You can do what you like. But it would be
:52:56. > :53:02.funny if he went out (stage whisper).
:53:02. > :53:08.A bit of Dragon's Den music. Will is hoping to impress the dragons
:53:08. > :53:18.with his story about skiing. But will the dragons be impressed?
:53:18. > :53:22.It's time for Will to put his mouth where his story is.
:53:22. > :53:26.Hang on, hang on. Sorry, off you go, Will. Couple of
:53:26. > :53:30.years ago, I went skiing with my family, I'm not a very good skiier.
:53:30. > :53:34.My mum thought it would be good idea to take me to the top of a
:53:34. > :53:38.black ski run, she said I can ski down this, I couldn't, she skied
:53:38. > :53:45.off and left me. I thought I would walk down without skiing, it took
:53:45. > :53:55.me three hours to get back to the hotel. So, Will has told quite a
:53:55. > :53:55.
:53:55. > :54:05.dull story about skiing. But what will the dragons think?
:54:05. > :54:09.
:54:09. > :54:13.Time for Hilary Devey to have her say! I'm out. Do it. It went well.
:54:13. > :54:15.That is very nearly it for tonight. But now we are going to play out
:54:15. > :54:19.with a very special musical performance, and hopefully the
:54:19. > :54:29.Christmas number one. Please welcome Gareth Malone and the
:54:29. > :54:59.
:54:59. > :55:05.# Wherever you are # My love will keep you safe
:55:05. > :55:09.# My heart will build a bridge # Of love across both time and
:55:09. > :55:15.space # Wherever you are
:55:15. > :55:19.# Our hearts still beat as one # I hold you in my dreams each
:55:19. > :55:26.night # Until your task is done
:55:26. > :55:30.# Light after darkness # My wound rouse star
:55:30. > :55:34.Dk wond rus star # Our hopes and dreams
:55:34. > :55:38.# My heart and yours # Forever shining far
:55:38. > :55:42.# Light up the darkness # My Prince of peace
:55:42. > :55:52.# May the stars shine # All around you
:55:52. > :55:57.
:55:57. > :56:07.# May your courage never cease # Wherever I am
:56:07. > :56:08.
:56:08. > :56:13.# I will love you day by day # And keep you safe until day come
:56:13. > :56:17.our way # Wherever I am
:56:17. > :56:25.# Through the night # I pray each day
:56:25. > :56:29.# A safe return will bring you back # Light up the darkness
:56:29. > :56:33.# My wondrous star # Our hopes and dreams
:56:33. > :56:40.# My heart and your's # Forever shining bright
:56:40. > :56:50.# Light up the darkness # My Prince of peace
:56:50. > :56:54.
:56:54. > :57:04.# May the stars shine all around # You may your courage never cease
:57:04. > :57:16.
:57:16. > :57:25.# Ahhhhhhhh APPLAUSE
:57:25. > :57:29.Wow. Fantastic job. Gareth Malone and the Military
:57:29. > :57:32.Wives. Good luck for Christmas day. Thank
:57:33. > :57:37.you very much. Thank you so much.
:57:37. > :57:45.And of course thanks to all my guests tonight. Gillian Anderson,
:57:45. > :57:52.Russell Kane, Matt Smith, Dougie, Harry Judd and Hilary Devey. Join
:57:52. > :57:57.me next week for a look back at my highlights of 2011, then back on
:57:57. > :58:00.Friday 6th of January with Noel Gallagher and Gerard Butler, after