:00:03. > :00:06.THIS PROGRAMME CONTAINS SOME STRONG LANGUAGE.
:00:06. > :00:11.Well ladies, have you heard who's visiting Chatford this week? Only
:00:11. > :00:17.Britain's most famous Dame? And that nice young man from Slumdog
:00:17. > :00:23.Millionaire. Not to mention that amusing spinster from the Great
:00:23. > :00:27.British Bake-off. Oh, and they've got that gay singer who won Pop
:00:27. > :00:37.Idol. I know, there goes the neighbourhood. Let's start the
:00:37. > :00:56.
:00:56. > :01:01.show! APPLAUSE Oh! Hello! Hello, everybody! Hello!
:01:01. > :01:11.Yes! Yes! Welcome all. We've got a great show for you tonight.
:01:11. > :01:11.
:01:11. > :01:14.Britain's greatest actress, Dame Judi Dench is here. I know! Star of
:01:14. > :01:24.Slumdog Millionaire, Dev Patel is here. Fantastic.
:01:24. > :01:32.The hilarious Sue Perkins is on the show. Plus we've got chat and music
:01:32. > :01:41.from Will Young. I love Sue! Glad they've all made it, through all
:01:41. > :01:48.the cold and snow. It is cold, isn't it? It is cold! Yes, so cold,
:01:48. > :01:53.that Denise Welch had to wear a bra! She did! I'm told that the bad
:01:53. > :02:02.weather affected the whole country. In Essex, some people spent all
:02:02. > :02:05.night in their cars and they were not even dogging! Talking of
:02:05. > :02:09.February, is everyone looking forward to Valentine's Day?! Look
:02:09. > :02:12.at the men in the audience, going again? Now, the problem with
:02:13. > :02:18.Valentine's Day, it has become so commercial. Very commercial, isn't
:02:18. > :02:22.it? So, here is a money-saving tip. Get your Valentine's Day from ASDA.
:02:22. > :02:32.Yeah, there it is! Now, I have one here.
:02:32. > :02:36.
:02:36. > :02:39.It is lovely. 7 pence ladies and gentlemen. Ah -
:02:39. > :02:42.nothing says 'I love you' like buying a card with the change you
:02:42. > :02:50.found in the car ashtray. Still, there's a nice verse inside. 'Roses
:02:50. > :02:55.are red, violets are blue, this is how little, I think of you'. Let's
:02:55. > :03:05.get the guests on. Later on we are meeting Will Young! But first, it
:03:05. > :03:08.
:03:08. > :03:16.is the icing on the cake, it is Sue Perkins! Hello! Sit yourself down!
:03:16. > :03:24.And, for the final answer... It is depev Dev! -- Dev! Hello, sir.
:03:24. > :03:34.And, there is really nothing like this dame, it is Dame Judi Dench!
:03:34. > :03:36.
:03:36. > :03:40.# There nothing like a dame. # There is nothing like a dame. #
:03:40. > :03:42.APPLAUSE Oh! How thrilling to have you all
:03:42. > :03:48.here. Thank you.
:03:48. > :03:52.It is. We have never had you before on the sofa? No, you have not. Only
:03:52. > :03:59.as a director, Graham. Shall we gloss over that at that? I know, I
:03:59. > :04:03.was in a play. Dame Judi Dench had to shout at me as I was shit.
:04:03. > :04:07.It is true. No, I have seen her angry, it is
:04:08. > :04:14.not a good look. What did he do? Nothing.
:04:14. > :04:19.What was required of him? A lot. I was poor! I know you are busy,
:04:19. > :04:23.you have been to the new film, and you are in the middle of filming
:04:23. > :04:27.Bond. Yes. And M has a bigger part in the
:04:27. > :04:33.story? Can I tell you anything about that, Graham, without being
:04:33. > :04:37.shocked tomorrow morning when I get on the set? I was hoping that you
:04:37. > :04:42.could? No, I can't tell you a single word about it.
:04:42. > :04:48.Chat show gold, but, excitingly, I hear that Dev Patel is in the
:04:48. > :04:56.opening ceremony of the Olympics? No, I'm not! You are not well
:04:56. > :05:00.informed on that one! So far, so good! How did we think you were
:05:00. > :05:04.doing the opening ceremony of the Olympics? I haven't a clue, man.
:05:05. > :05:13.Sorry. He should be, though, shouldn't he?
:05:13. > :05:17.I'm the least bit athletic. Look at You are tall, young. Handsome,
:05:17. > :05:23.lithe. You can carry a torch. Hey, if all
:05:23. > :05:28.else fails you can hop into one of these costumes. They are poor,
:05:29. > :05:33.aren't they? They look like they are advertising tooth decay.
:05:33. > :05:38.The blue one looks like he has a wet patch in the wrong place.
:05:38. > :05:44.Are you involved, Dame Judi Dench? Not at all. I shall watch quietly
:05:44. > :05:47.with my feet up the chimney. So, we have the Olympics, the
:05:47. > :05:51.Queen's Diamond Jubilee, the Great British Bake Off, shrl one of Her
:05:51. > :05:55.Majesty's favourite programmes, are you doing a special for that?
:05:55. > :06:01.are doing a special one for Her Majesty live at Balmoral! No, we
:06:01. > :06:03.are not. I don't think that she would love it, do you think?
:06:03. > :06:07.Everyone loves the Great British Bake Off.
:06:07. > :06:14.This is a programme, imagine you making big feature films, this is
:06:14. > :06:19.me and my friend, Mel, staring as people cry over a collapsed
:06:19. > :06:24.marmalade loaf. Meanwhile, there are us and seven camera men trying
:06:24. > :06:29.to get the crumb action at the right moment. There is 100... The
:06:29. > :06:35.camera that pulls from the scone, the camera going into the lemon
:06:35. > :06:40.cake and the one like the matrix that goes around the torte in case
:06:40. > :06:44.it should destabilise. I just say the word "bake", that is all that I
:06:44. > :06:48.have to do. You do it very well, but we have
:06:48. > :06:53.evidence that there is a baker in the land, interested in the Queen's
:06:53. > :07:03.Diamond Jubilee. He has baked this lovely cake... What is the Corgi
:07:03. > :07:08.doing?! I mean on the day, she will probably have a shave... And
:07:08. > :07:12.perhaps whoever ate the other arm will return it! It is a difficult
:07:12. > :07:17.pose with the right arm. There is a mixed message there.
:07:17. > :07:22.We are not sure where the shoulder is! It is very Cranford there.
:07:22. > :07:26.Everyone loved Cranford. Will we get more Cranford? I don't think so.
:07:26. > :07:33.Not that I know about. Unless they are keeping it quiet.
:07:33. > :07:37.You're not in it! I'm not! You are in it! We were looking at pictures
:07:37. > :07:44.of Cranford. That lovely shot of you there, but what the hell is
:07:44. > :07:50.going on this picture? Oh, yes, well, we are hiding, aren't we?!
:07:50. > :07:53.looks like you were not bothered to put on the full uniform. You wanted
:07:53. > :08:01.to get home early. In sensible slacks.
:08:01. > :08:07.Plain like the news readers. Was there a medical merge in full
:08:07. > :08:15.gash? Oh, yes, a tooth. We were doing a scene. I had to say, "And
:08:16. > :08:23.look at the...." I told them my to the had come out.
:08:23. > :08:28.So, they said, they would get us organised. We were out at Ealing.
:08:28. > :08:34.They said that the dentist will see me. They said that unfortunately
:08:34. > :08:38.there is not time for me to get out of all of this and this and this
:08:38. > :08:45.and this and this, you will have to go as you are. So I did. I went
:08:45. > :08:52.down to the surgery. I walked in. They said, "He'll be coming now."
:08:52. > :08:59.Nobody took a blind bit of notice to me. He said, "Oh, right. Just
:08:59. > :09:09.sit back here." So I lay back. He said, "Open your mouth." He said,
:09:09. > :09:10.
:09:10. > :09:17."Are you working at all these days?" APPLAUSE
:09:17. > :09:22.I just get dressed up like this to go to the tentist. I always wear a
:09:22. > :09:27.bonnet when I go to the dentist. I'm an actress, silly. What was
:09:28. > :09:32.amazing read being you, preparing for this.I did prepare, seriously.
:09:32. > :09:36.Was that given how long and illustrious your career has been,
:09:37. > :09:41.the big success, the movie success, the American success, that came
:09:41. > :09:45.relatively late and relatively recently? It did come late. It came
:09:45. > :09:49.with Mrs Brown. Which was actually made for
:09:49. > :09:54.television, directed by John Madden who has directed the film and Dev
:09:54. > :09:59.and I are in at the moment. That was originally done for television.
:09:59. > :10:04.It was thanks to Harvey Weinstein that he said we should put this in
:10:04. > :10:09.the cinema. Suddenly I got a film career an went back to America
:10:09. > :10:14.after 38 years. I had been there with the Old Vic. I had never been
:10:14. > :10:19.back. I had such a great time 38 years ago. I thought it would never
:10:19. > :10:24.be the same. Then I went back. Everyone said apart from Mrs Brown
:10:24. > :10:33.and M and the Bond films what other work had I done? So, I thought,
:10:33. > :10:36.that is the whole of Shakespeare, Chekhov... But it was wonderful. It
:10:36. > :10:42.was thrilling. And you were Oscar-nominated for
:10:42. > :10:46.that. I think that I have a picture of you in Mrs Brown... Sorry!
:10:46. > :10:51.APPLAUSE. A silly joke! Here you are with
:10:51. > :10:56.Billy Connolly. Now, I'm confused... With the
:10:56. > :11:02.farting horse! Really? I want to know about the farting horse!
:11:02. > :11:09.there something wrong with it? ask the horse.
:11:09. > :11:12.How often would it? Every step! That is terrible. So if you listen
:11:12. > :11:16.to the soundtrack, that was in the programme? I think that they put
:11:16. > :11:21.music over it. You own a horse? I do.
:11:21. > :11:26.A proper racehorse? Oh, yes, he won the Lincoln and the Brigadier
:11:26. > :11:31.Gerrard. What is it called? Smoky Oaky. He
:11:31. > :11:34.came last at Lingfield on Saturday. That is because he is only out and
:11:34. > :11:42.trying again. OK. I don't know what you are
:11:42. > :11:47.talking about! But I do know that you are a very big animal fan and
:11:47. > :11:53.how many animals do you have now? Animals in my house? Yes, not the
:11:53. > :11:59.horse, we have established that. Do you want to know them? Four cats,
:11:59. > :12:04.one dog, two Guinea pigs, two fish, one of which I gave the breath of
:12:04. > :12:11.life to when he was dying. Let's stop for Ann ek dote there.
:12:11. > :12:16.How did the fish drown? Did you do the staying alive move that Vinnie
:12:16. > :12:23.Jones is doing? I blew in his mouth. I know that I should not have done
:12:23. > :12:31.as he has gills, but he was that size and dying, now... That size.
:12:31. > :12:37.He is now called Lazarus. Was he sinking for floating? He was
:12:37. > :12:46.dying! It was a fish, dying. Lying on the top! Oh, I see.
:12:46. > :12:53.So you gave him the breath of life He doubled in size.
:12:53. > :13:03.You didn't inflate it? Blow him up like a balloon.
:13:03. > :13:04.
:13:04. > :13:14.Blow him up like a Space Hopper. That's fixed it! Oops! Are you OK?
:13:14. > :13:15.
:13:15. > :13:21.Yes, I'm fine! That is 50% proof! But Mrs Brown came along and you
:13:21. > :13:28.were off like a racehorse. The next one Shakespeare In Love that you
:13:28. > :13:32.won the Oscar for. That is not a great look! And winning the Oscar,
:13:32. > :13:41.it is not the largest role in the world... It was a little role.
:13:41. > :13:47.That is what I tried to avoid saying. You are hardly in it! Were
:13:47. > :13:54.the other actresses... You have changed! You were so polite once to
:13:54. > :14:00.me! Were the other actresses a bit peed off that you, the lady who
:14:00. > :14:05.worked for eight minutes? Well, I didn't ask, did I. I just took it
:14:05. > :14:10.and went! Then you kept being nominated for Oscars, six times
:14:10. > :14:15.now? It is fantastic. You mentioned Harvey Weinstein, he was associated
:14:15. > :14:24.with a lot of those movies. Didn't you find a special way to thank
:14:24. > :14:29.him? I did. You haven't got a picture of that?! Picture! No, we
:14:29. > :14:35.don't! I told him that I, because I was so grateful because he gave me
:14:35. > :14:42.a film career, that I had his name tattooed on my bum. He laughed and
:14:42. > :14:50.said, "Oh, yeah." Then we went to lunch. It was at the Four Seasons
:14:50. > :14:54.in New York. Then I got the make-up lady to fake his name on it. So I
:14:54. > :14:59.said, "Do you not believe me?" So I did show him.
:14:59. > :15:04.Well done you! We have never been back there since.
:15:04. > :15:10.Dev with Slumdog Millionaire, that night at the Oscars, how old were
:15:10. > :15:15.you? 18? Yes, I was like a bubble head dog that you get in the back
:15:15. > :15:19.of the car. I was really unprofessional. So unclassy.
:15:19. > :15:26.Terrifying. Did you go hog wild at the party?
:15:26. > :15:32.They give you chocolate Oscars. You really were 18, weren't you!
:15:32. > :15:38.It's chocolate! Yes! I took a wine glass and no-one let me drink
:15:38. > :15:44.alcohol. So I poured cranberry juice and went on the hunt for
:15:44. > :15:50.someone cool. I would have bitten the head off the chocolate vodka
:15:50. > :15:55.and gone around sipping it... Just me, then? Now, Sue Perkins, you
:15:55. > :16:00.were at an award's show, this is unfortunately. I apologise...
:16:00. > :16:02.are you bringing this out? You have Dame here and a beautiful man.
:16:02. > :16:07.Extraordinary stars. It is extraordinary you have done
:16:07. > :16:12.this. He is going to humiliate me. What
:16:12. > :16:17.award show were you at? I was at a Stone Wall awards. It got a little
:16:17. > :16:22.out of hand, as you know because you have evidence of it.
:16:22. > :16:28.Yes. So you were talking to a man?
:16:28. > :16:34.was a lovely man. He was beautiful, we were very drunk. He said he had
:16:34. > :16:40.the softest balls in Britain. When somebody says that to you, do you
:16:40. > :16:50.not then want to seek proof? I beseeched you! Do you take it at
:16:50. > :16:53.
:16:53. > :17:01.red, Judi or say, "Bang them out."? Bang them out. Would you say bang
:17:01. > :17:07.them out? I would. I can't believe this! What were you
:17:07. > :17:12.thinking?! I was drunk! So I had the award. It was almost perfectly
:17:12. > :17:16.designed for the slow thud of a gentleman's genitalia.
:17:16. > :17:24.I had it like that and it sort of slapped on and then somebody took a
:17:24. > :17:29.picture of it. That is all that happened, Graham! They were very
:17:29. > :17:36.beautiful balls! Can we bare to show that on television? We have to.
:17:36. > :17:46.I have such bad eyesight, I have missed it! Well, focus on Sue's
:17:46. > :17:52.
:17:52. > :17:56.nice face... APPLAUSE They were lovely balls! Aren't they
:17:57. > :18:02.lovely? They are so tidy. They were like velvet. I did not
:18:02. > :18:07.touch them for long. I started to feel a voice over, "Have you been
:18:07. > :18:13.affected by anything you have seen in this programme "that got out of
:18:13. > :18:16.hand. I'm glad it's been aired. Thank you! It is over. Deep breaths
:18:16. > :18:20.everyone and moving on. Let's talk about the The Best Exotic Marigold
:18:20. > :18:27.Hotel. Dev and yourself, you are both in this film it is released on
:18:27. > :18:37.the 24th of February. It is Dev and Dame, an amazing cast list as well.
:18:37. > :18:37.
:18:38. > :18:44.Talk me through some the people in it? Hmm...? Do we remember anyone?
:18:44. > :18:52.Well, Bill Nighy is in it, Dame Maggie Smith, Tom Wilkinson,
:18:52. > :18:57.Penelope Wilton, Ramona Marquez. Dev Patel.
:18:57. > :19:02.You would love this film it is funny, warm, touching.
:19:02. > :19:09.It is a great advertisement for India. You would want to go.
:19:09. > :19:13.Which of you would like to tell me ewhat it is about? It is about a
:19:13. > :19:20.German scientist... Sue, not you. Dev will tell you.
:19:20. > :19:26.It is about a young boy! I play a dude called Sonny. He has a brain
:19:26. > :19:31.wave to outsource older age. His father left him this beautiful home
:19:31. > :19:35.which he decides to turn into a care home for the elderly and he
:19:35. > :19:39.uses Photoshop to turn it into a beautiful palace and dupe these
:19:39. > :19:45.guys into coming down. Travelling thousands of miles and they get
:19:45. > :19:49.there and everything is just... I mean imagine flying across the
:19:49. > :19:54.world to this place run by me and all is not what it seems and
:19:54. > :20:04.madness ensues, I guess. We have a clip. This is really a
:20:04. > :20:04.
:20:04. > :20:47.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 42 seconds
:20:47. > :20:57.flavour of India and all of you Watch it! Welcome to The Best
:20:57. > :21:04.
:21:04. > :21:08.Does it exist? Yes, it does. That was the amazing thing. It took us
:21:08. > :21:13.an hour-and-a-half to get to this place out in the desert.
:21:13. > :21:18.It was a real building? It had the rooms for each character. Ronnie
:21:18. > :21:22.has a room. He lives in the trees. Literally there are trees egrowing
:21:22. > :21:27.in through the windows. It is a beautiful character of the film.
:21:27. > :21:35.room was just built on the roof. You could have stayed there forever.
:21:35. > :21:40.You really get the sense it is a real place? Yes.
:21:40. > :21:45.Judi in India, in terms of being on set in location, how famous are you
:21:45. > :21:51.in ind car? Not very. If famous at all, for James Bond.
:21:51. > :22:00.It goes everywhere? Yes, it does. Surprisingly. What can you tell us
:22:00. > :22:03.about the upcoming James Bond film? We are chipping away! M's the
:22:03. > :22:10.badie! We'll get there yet. Dev, because of Slumdog Millionaire
:22:10. > :22:14.are you a massive star in India? Did that movie do well there?
:22:14. > :22:23.of. They hold a special place for that movie. They are proud of it.
:22:23. > :22:28.When I meet people they are so excitable. I am not your gern
:22:28. > :22:38.boiled -- generic Bollywood superstar. I don't stand out. They
:22:38. > :22:42.are all chiseled. When you go and people recognise you, they start
:22:42. > :22:48.talking in Hindi and I don't know what they are saying. Then they
:22:48. > :22:51.realise I'm a foreigner and charge me over the odds! You can afford
:22:51. > :22:55.it! Clearly Slumdog Millionaire did change your life? Definitely.
:22:55. > :22:59.Completely. You didn't just find fame on the
:22:59. > :23:03.film, but your lovely lady friend, Freida Pinto, there you are
:23:03. > :23:11.together. Look at me! I'm not sure what she
:23:12. > :23:15.is doing in that picture, but you seem pleased! All I can say is
:23:15. > :23:25.beware. If you look down, Sue's face is
:23:25. > :23:26.
:23:26. > :23:31.down there. There were lots of rumours about
:23:31. > :23:39.you getting ingauged? No, mate. I'm 21, dude.
:23:40. > :23:46.There were rumours, but we are not. No. We are just working hard.
:23:46. > :23:53.That's for you, mum! I read that your mum was quite upset that it
:23:53. > :23:59.was not true? She thought it was true? Well, she, we flew, it
:23:59. > :24:02.started we were on... Why am I telling you this?! God! Because it
:24:02. > :24:08.is a shat show. I thought that no-one thought that
:24:08. > :24:13.I fancied her on the set, but apparently I looked like a massive
:24:13. > :24:18.love sick puppy and nobody knew, but everyone knew, but persistence
:24:18. > :24:25.is the key for any man out there. Grind them down, eventually they
:24:25. > :24:29.will say "yes". I told my mum I was making a film in Philadelphia. I
:24:29. > :24:33.said I had so many big scenes that I would not be able to talk to her.
:24:33. > :24:36.Normally I talk to my mum a lot. She wants to know what I'm eating
:24:36. > :24:42.and all of that stuff. Of course.
:24:42. > :24:47.I did this thing that I have never done but pestered paramount
:24:47. > :24:52.pictures so hard and they let me fly to Tel Aviv, to see Freida,
:24:52. > :25:00.filming out there. We went out to dinner and we got papped for the
:25:00. > :25:04.first time. My mum gave me a call. So, son, how is Philadelphia?! It
:25:04. > :25:09.was great, but from then on I could not hide it.
:25:09. > :25:15.Your mother sounds like a force of nature? She is a force of nature.
:25:15. > :25:19.She is cool. She is so unphased by everything. She came to the set and
:25:19. > :25:25.I was worried about bringing her to India because of all of these guys
:25:25. > :25:30.in the film. We got a room and I told her to be good. Not to pester
:25:30. > :25:34.anybody! I would come back home and she shows her camera and there are
:25:34. > :25:39.50 different poses with eight different locations with managie.
:25:39. > :25:47.They are like chums. And poor managie! She had to
:25:47. > :25:55.entertain my mum! With Bill, with people from the hotel, everyone!
:25:55. > :25:59.Was it your mother, who forced you into auditioning for Skins? Yes,
:25:59. > :26:04.she Z I owe a lot to her. She saw the
:26:04. > :26:09.open casting call. I was 16. She saw this thing. She dragged me
:26:09. > :26:15.to the casting call. I thought she had gone crazy. We queued outside
:26:15. > :26:22.of the National Youth Theatre. There were all of these drama types.
:26:22. > :26:27.I was there in my backpack with my school uniform and my mum.
:26:27. > :26:32.Did your mother have any idea of the sort of show that Skins is?
:26:32. > :26:37.remember the casting director saying that it was a little racy,
:26:37. > :26:41.but everything would be fine. In the first episode I get my cheeks
:26:41. > :26:50.out. You know, those cheeks. In Indian
:26:50. > :26:58.families, this is big, so she invited everyone from the -- for
:26:58. > :27:03.the first showing. I think a relative was flown in from India.
:27:03. > :27:10.Was it a hushed reaction when the Dev cheeks came out? She was
:27:10. > :27:16.embarrassed. Then she was happy that I wasn't gay! APPLAUSE.
:27:16. > :27:24.Every cloud! Tell me ethis, you have never done a celebrity Who
:27:24. > :27:27.Wants To Be A Millionaire? They asked me, but I would be far too
:27:27. > :27:33.stupid. Do you think? Well, I tell you what,
:27:33. > :27:40.we are in a television studio show, we have lights. We have a few
:27:40. > :27:45.questions. Here we go. No! No! So, Dev Patel? Yes.
:27:45. > :27:50.You are an actor? Yes. You have worked with a lot of
:27:51. > :27:55.celebrities? A little bit. How much do know about your co-star,
:27:55. > :28:00.Dame Judi Dench. Go ahead.
:28:00. > :28:10.Here is your question. When Dame Judi Dench was a child, what did
:28:10. > :28:24.
:28:24. > :28:28.she push through a neighbour's What is your first thought? She is
:28:29. > :28:32.cheeky. She has a deadly sense of humour. I will go for something
:28:32. > :28:42.risky. You can ask the audience.
:28:42. > :28:43.
:28:43. > :28:49.ALL SPEAK AT ONCE B! I think it is a dead rat. She is not a dog poo
:28:49. > :28:56.lady! OK, what are you going for? think the rat.
:28:56. > :29:03.You are going with C, the rat? Final answer? Yes.
:29:03. > :29:13.Dev... You could have said petrol bomb... The correct answer is... C!
:29:13. > :29:14.
:29:15. > :29:19.A dead rat! Thank you! Judi?! What were you thinking?! It is true?
:29:19. > :29:25.Absolutely true. Why? We used to play. We had a long,
:29:25. > :29:29.long garden. We had a lot of gardens coming at right angles to
:29:29. > :29:36.it. My two older brothers were always playing cricket in the
:29:36. > :29:41.garden. They whacked a ball over into the next door neighbour's
:29:41. > :29:46.garden. They asked for the ball back. We had a barn at the end of
:29:47. > :29:52.the garden. The boys found a dead rat in it. They parceled it up,
:29:53. > :29:59.they said to me, I was much younger than they were. To push it through
:29:59. > :30:03.the letter box. So I Z she came around to see our father.
:30:04. > :30:09.The funny thing is how classy she makes that incident out. So
:30:09. > :30:19.beautiful and pretty! If I said that... Because I said it was
:30:19. > :30:20.
:30:20. > :30:25.nicely wrapped! I have you this wrap, Mrs Lazenby. Talking of
:30:25. > :30:34.naughty children, Sue Perkins, how old were you when you went on the
:30:34. > :30:42.ET ride at universal studios? was... 28! Yes, I went on the ET
:30:42. > :30:47.ride at the Universal Studios. What did you do? Well, there is a
:30:47. > :30:55.speaker when you go in. You get to say your name so that ET can say
:30:55. > :31:02.goodbye to you personally when you leave. So I said "banker." So I
:31:02. > :31:06.went up on the bike. It was a the lovely moving music. I was excited.
:31:06. > :31:16.As you come down the ramp, I did not realise there were so many
:31:16. > :31:17.
:31:17. > :31:26.children there and me, 28. There was ET. The finger was lit...,
:31:26. > :31:31."Goodbye, banker."! APPLAUSE. Right, it is music time. Not only
:31:31. > :31:38.is my next guest everyone's favourite Pop Idol, but Dame Judi
:31:38. > :31:48.Dench has seen him naked. Please, welcome Will Young, everybody! So
:31:48. > :31:54.smart! Good to see you. Very polite.
:31:55. > :32:01.Well done. Well done. I have warmed it up for you.
:32:01. > :32:07.you have! You are in the Dame Judi Dench Dent! There you go.
:32:07. > :32:10.I've been doing that all week! I don't know why, it is just a funny
:32:10. > :32:17.surname. So, how long ago? It's been a while since you worked
:32:17. > :32:24.together. When was Mrs Henderson Presents? When was it? Seven years
:32:24. > :32:31.ago. I reckon. Seven years ago?! Yes, it was more
:32:31. > :32:40.than three! Was it seven? My God. You were in a similar position to
:32:40. > :32:44.Dev, you were not an experienced actor, then here you were with Bob
:32:44. > :32:49.Hoskins and Dame Judi Dench. It was amazing to be in said
:32:49. > :32:54.company and to learn, for my first acting job, to learn from a
:32:54. > :32:58.wonderful director and wonderful actors. A dream.
:32:58. > :33:02.You did have the awful pressure of getting your kit off. That must
:33:02. > :33:06.have made it worse? Yes it did. I didn't think about it being on the
:33:06. > :33:11.screen. I just thought about the people in the room.
:33:11. > :33:19.There were a lot of you getting your kit off. Including Bob and
:33:19. > :33:23.Toby Jones. Yes, Toby. He was, Lloyd as well, but Bob didn't have
:33:23. > :33:30.to take his clothes off for some of the scenes when they were shooting
:33:30. > :33:35.us, but he still did. Because he is a filthy pervert!
:33:35. > :33:41.Exclusive! Now, I read. I read something that Dame Judi Dench said
:33:41. > :33:48.in the press about seeing you in that scene. Do you know what she
:33:48. > :33:54.said? Were you cruel? What did you say? I have no idea! Well, don't
:33:54. > :33:59.answer that yet, Will. Lights and music, please.
:33:59. > :34:09.Will Young, you're a musician, an actor, but how much do you know
:34:09. > :34:09.
:34:09. > :34:53.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 42 seconds
:34:53. > :35:03.about Dame Judi Dench? Here is your I reckon, I reckon you said... B:
:35:03. > :35:08.Ten out of ten! Oh, that has not got a good reaction, has it? Not
:35:08. > :35:14.like an Argos pen? Final answer? Final answer.
:35:14. > :35:22.You said ten out of ten. You could have had an Argos pen. You have
:35:22. > :35:25.have been like a monster. B is the right answer! APPLAUSE.
:35:25. > :35:31.Very good. Did you really say that? Yes.
:35:31. > :35:37.Oh, yes, definitely. I can't imagine the situation where
:35:37. > :35:41.someone asks you, what did you reckon on Will Young? Ten out of
:35:41. > :35:45.ten! Thank you. That is all we have time for.
:35:45. > :35:49.Great fun. So, you are singing something
:35:49. > :35:55.special for us tonight? Yes, I wrote a song called Silent
:35:55. > :36:02.Valentine on the album. So I'm going to do that tonight.
:36:02. > :36:06.It is off the album, Echoes, it has done so well? Yes, it has been
:36:06. > :36:13.doing so well. Silent Valentine is it written for
:36:13. > :36:23.someone? About someone? Yes, it was written about an ex. Yes, and I ran
:36:23. > :36:33.
:36:33. > :36:40.into him. Not in my car, I mean..., That is why it is Silent Valentine.
:36:40. > :36:44.It's been lovely talking to you. Will, will you go and get ready.
:36:44. > :36:49.The lit area awaits. Will you shove back up here now. In
:36:49. > :36:59.a minute, we have the stories in the Big Red Chair, but first,
:36:59. > :37:03.
:37:03. > :37:12.performing Silent Valentine. It is Will Young!
:37:12. > :37:18.# Oh, I knew I'd run into you, I had that feeling
:37:18. > :37:28.# There's a light in the room as you appear
:37:28. > :37:29.
:37:29. > :37:35.# I'm in your shadow again # It's clear already
:37:35. > :37:42.# I will try to not fall apart # Yeah
:37:42. > :37:51.# So I'm asking quietly # Trying to look into your eyes
:37:51. > :37:54.# It's what I'm feeling # You will always be my silent
:37:54. > :38:04.Valentine # You'll always be my violent
:38:04. > :38:12.
:38:12. > :38:18.Valentine # People coming around us, saying
:38:18. > :38:21.oh, what a pair we make # It's been three years or maybe
:38:21. > :38:31.more # It feels like a day
:38:31. > :38:37.
:38:37. > :38:41.# Still you make my heartache # My words are frozen
:38:41. > :38:44.# All this hurt runs down to my fears
:38:44. > :38:54.# Walking away is the hardest thing to do
:38:54. > :38:59.# But I most leave # It's what I'm feeling
:38:59. > :39:03.# You'll always be my silent Valentine
:39:03. > :39:13.# You'll always be my silent Valentine
:39:13. > :39:20.
:39:20. > :39:30.# You'll always be my silent Valentine
:39:30. > :39:37.
:39:37. > :39:47.# Oh,, you'll always be my silent Valentine
:39:47. > :40:19.
:40:19. > :40:29.# Oh, you'll always be my silent Valentine. # APPLAUSE
:40:29. > :40:39.Good! Good! Will Young, everybody! Well done.
:40:39. > :40:43.
:40:43. > :40:51.Thank you so much. We were all in awe of you. Well
:40:51. > :40:58.done. Will, here for you... What can I
:40:58. > :41:03.say it is tragic but this makes me really happy! I love it at the end
:41:03. > :41:10.of the sofa for Valentine's Day. Right, before we go... Alright love
:41:10. > :41:16.birds. Time for a story or two in the Red Chair. Who is up first?
:41:16. > :41:24.Hello. Hi, who are you? My name is Katherine.
:41:24. > :41:29.Where are you from? I'm from Texas. Are you visiting? I live here now.
:41:30. > :41:36.I have been here for three years. What do you do? I live here which
:41:36. > :41:45.my husband. He works all over. We were in Turkey, Indonesia, now we
:41:45. > :41:50.are in London in civilisation... APPLAUSE
:41:50. > :41:54.That was your welcome to London hello.
:41:54. > :41:58.I was against her early on. You are the worst kind of Tourist
:41:58. > :42:08.Board. Terrible. Do we do another one out there? Oh,
:42:08. > :42:14.hello. Now, I'm excited, they're excited! What is your name? I am
:42:14. > :42:24.Annaleese. What do you do? I'm a student.
:42:24. > :42:45.
:42:45. > :42:55.What are you a student of? I'm at Tell your story.
:42:55. > :42:55.
:42:55. > :43:05.OK, so, me and my mum we are not very clever... We was... No!
:43:05. > :43:05.
:43:06. > :43:11.went on holiday to hod. When we arriveded in -- to Holland. When we
:43:12. > :43:15.arrived in Amsterdam Airport we were trying to find our luggage. We
:43:15. > :43:22.followed this guy. In the end he went to the toilet and we waited
:43:22. > :43:26.for him. That is terrible! I was so hoping
:43:26. > :43:28.it was something brilliant at the end of that! We have no time for
:43:29. > :43:32.anymore. Thank you to my guests, Will Young,
:43:32. > :43:34.Sue Perkins, Dev Patel and Dame Judi Dench. Join me next week with