:00:49. > :00:59.On the show tonight, France's most famous actor. Actually I'm fluent
:00:59. > :01:02.
:01:02. > :01:12.in French myself. Bonsoir Madame. Pretentious cow!
:01:12. > :01:17.
:01:17. > :01:27.Let's start the show! APPLAUSE
:01:27. > :01:34.
:01:34. > :01:35.Hello. Hello. Hello. Good evening. Good evening.
:01:35. > :01:40.APPLAUSE Bonsoir, we have France's most
:01:40. > :01:44.famous actor. Gerard Depardieu is here. Yes, he is here. Star of
:01:44. > :01:51.Homeland, Damian Lewis is on the show, ladies and gentlemen. Yes! We
:01:51. > :01:57.have music and chat from the wonderful, Olly Murs.
:01:57. > :02:07.And joining us later from the set of the Hour, Dominic West will be
:02:07. > :02:07.
:02:07. > :02:12.here. Yes, he is. Oh. What a line up. Gerard Depardieu. I can't wait.
:02:12. > :02:17.I can't wait to talk about all things French. Now thanks to the
:02:17. > :02:22.Eurostar in a mere three hours you can be in a siding just outside
:02:22. > :02:27.Ashford. Now, as you know, one of the biggest tourist attractions in
:02:27. > :02:31.France is EuroDisney. Yeah, they celebrate all things Disney. Here
:02:32. > :02:40.is the princess and the frog. Yeah. Just before she ripped its legs off
:02:40. > :02:50.and ate them! LAUGHTER
:02:50. > :02:53.
:02:53. > :02:54.Of course, the French are famous for their coq au vin or dogging.
:02:54. > :02:58.LAUGHTER When I go to France, I always drive
:02:58. > :03:03.so you can stock up on booze and it is all tax free as long as it is
:03:03. > :03:05.for personal use. Yeah, here is me coming back from Calais!
:03:05. > :03:07.APPLAUSE But above all the French are so
:03:07. > :03:13.passionate about their wine, aren't they? Here is some French wine
:03:13. > :03:20.being made. Mm, and here is some English wine being made.
:03:20. > :03:28.LAUGHTER You know it's true.
:03:28. > :03:34.First it is Olly Murs. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
:03:34. > :03:44.Graham, hi ya. Lovely to see you.
:03:44. > :03:44.
:03:44. > :03:51.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE And he is back in his homeland, it
:03:51. > :04:01.is Damian Lewis. APPLAUSE
:04:01. > :04:12.
:04:12. > :04:19.And bon And bonjour, it is Gerard APPLAUSE
:04:19. > :04:20.WHISTLING. Sorry, I was told to take the crack.
:04:21. > :04:24.LAUGHTER The sofa is very euro sofa tonight
:04:24. > :04:27.because... Yes, I understand. LAUGHTER
:04:27. > :04:31.You have just arrived from Paris? Yes. Yes. Yes.
:04:31. > :04:37.It is silly because you are not so confident with your English, are
:04:37. > :04:42.you? I am not confident. I try to understand much better than I speak,
:04:42. > :04:51.but I understand enough. If there are any problems we have a
:04:51. > :04:58.translator for you. There she is. Bonjour. It is hard to be fat and
:04:58. > :05:00.alone. LAUGHTER
:05:00. > :05:05.I think he just got himself a date there!
:05:05. > :05:10.Her name is Aurelie. Merci.
:05:10. > :05:13.You have just come from Italy. Cei.
:05:13. > :05:17.You are filming there and hence the slightly odd hair.
:05:17. > :05:20.Yes, thanks. LAUGHTER
:05:20. > :05:25.Thanks for bringing that up. I was expecting odder. I don't know
:05:25. > :05:32.what Olly Murs excuse is, but keep going.
:05:32. > :05:37.It was meant to look like Oll and it came out like this. I was the
:05:37. > :05:44.pratt that said can you give me the authentic 18th century because I
:05:44. > :05:49.have been filming Romeo And Juliet and they gave me one so I look like
:05:49. > :05:55.a peanut. It is welcome to Olly Murs because
:05:55. > :06:02.you have been in Germany. I have been in Germany. I have been
:06:02. > :06:06.doing My Heart Skips A Beat in Germany. It was number one in the
:06:06. > :06:12.iTunes market. It is the third biggest music market in the world
:06:12. > :06:18.and I didn't know that. Damien and Olly, do you play play
:06:18. > :06:28.play football together? Yes. He is very good. Head down. Soccer. They
:06:28. > :06:30.
:06:30. > :06:31.are talking about soccer. The English are very strong.
:06:31. > :06:33.LAUGHTER I support Montpellier in France.
:06:33. > :06:40.Montpellier. Because they are young and they
:06:40. > :06:50.love the game. My sole is here! LAUGHTER
:06:50. > :06:57.
:06:57. > :06:57.LAUGHTER Later
:06:57. > :06:58.Later on
:06:58. > :06:58.Later on this
:06:58. > :07:00.Later on this year
:07:00. > :07:10.Later on this year Asterix & Obelix, you really are Obelix, it is back.
:07:10. > :07:11.I don't remember being in that film, but...
:07:11. > :07:13.LAUGHTER And this time you shot it in
:07:13. > :07:18.Ireland? Yes. And you were in all the papers, you
:07:18. > :07:28.were going to Ireland, wherein you? -- weren't you? Yes, I pee on the
:07:28. > :07:31.plane, yes. APPLAUSE
:07:31. > :07:38.I thought you were going to tell us a story, no that never happened.
:07:38. > :07:41.You did pee on a plane? Of course. LAUGHTER
:07:41. > :07:49.Because you can't stop when you have some - when you want to pee,
:07:49. > :07:55.please, go pee. LAUGHTER
:07:56. > :07:58.Nobody can stop you if you want to pee because you can die. I said,
:07:58. > :08:04."Please." LAUGHTER
:08:04. > :08:14.Organic things, you know. She said, "No, I said give me a bottle." I
:08:14. > :08:15.
:08:15. > :08:17.pee on the plane and she said ha. I said I will clean it.
:08:17. > :08:24.Oh too much for the bottle? much.
:08:24. > :08:30.That can happen. APPLAUSE
:08:31. > :08:40.The papers had a field day with it. The Sun had, "Gerard Depardieu has
:08:41. > :08:42.
:08:42. > :08:46.a wee issue. The Guardian went with, "Gerard
:08:46. > :08:56.Depardieu accused of urinating on a plane." They didn't really get into
:08:56. > :08:56.
:08:56. > :09:01.the swing of it. The turn of the words, pee.
:09:01. > :09:11.All boys have peed in a bottle. Everybody. I pee in the car.
:09:11. > :09:12.
:09:12. > :09:16.I have had half leakage before. stop there?
:09:16. > :09:20.What do you mean half leakage? go for the toilet and you think you
:09:20. > :09:24.are finished so you put it back in and zip and you look down and
:09:24. > :09:31.realise that it is continuing to go and then the common thing that us
:09:31. > :09:35.guys do, it is the tap. The tap was was splashing, yeah.
:09:35. > :09:44.LAUGHTER It is true. It is true. Is it time
:09:44. > :09:50.to sing yet? I understand. Yes. Damien is meant to say yes as well.
:09:50. > :09:54.I don't know how girls manage. used to live in a mews house with a
:09:54. > :09:58.cobbled street outside and I woke up and I had a vivid dream of
:09:58. > :10:03.pissing in the street. I lay there and I just remembered turning,
:10:03. > :10:08.getting out of my bedroom door, not turning right down to the bathroom,
:10:08. > :10:12.but going left, opening the front door, going out into the middle of
:10:13. > :10:18.the street and just peeing and went back to bed and going back to sleep
:10:18. > :10:22.again. In the morning I was thinking, "Did that really happen?"
:10:22. > :10:26.There was only one way to fin out. I walked out and had a look at the
:10:26. > :10:32.street and four enough, four or five cobbled streets in the middle
:10:32. > :10:37.of the street were a slightly darker colour than the rest. I was
:10:38. > :10:41.sleep pissing. LAUGHTER
:10:41. > :10:45.A very strange thing to do. I was going for a toilet in my
:10:45. > :10:55.dream... Olly, that's just wetting the bed!
:10:55. > :10:56.That's what happened. APPLAUSE
:10:56. > :11:06.Gerard Depardieu, Oscar-nominated, over over 180 films.
:11:06. > :11:10.
:11:10. > :11:13.Wow. APPLAUSE
:11:13. > :11:16.And yet, but reading about your childhood, you know when you were
:11:16. > :11:18.young, there was no, it seems like, there was no clue that you would
:11:18. > :11:21.have a life as an tack tor? -- actor?
:11:21. > :11:23.It seemed to happen abruptly. don't know how it happened. Just to
:11:23. > :11:28.speak and to meet the people because I loved the life and I
:11:28. > :11:38.loved the people. I don't think I'm a good actor, you know. No, because
:11:38. > :11:38.
:11:38. > :11:48.I think that acting as soon as you dream to be an actor, you become
:11:48. > :11:55.
:11:55. > :12:01.very... Bad. Shit. He went with shit. I just believe.
:12:01. > :12:06.I'm here. I don't know you. You know me by the pictures you see,
:12:06. > :12:10.but you don't know me. It is interesting about people's
:12:10. > :12:16.ambition because Damien, you wanted to be an actor from very small,
:12:16. > :12:26.didn't you? About 16 when I decided. Weren't you smaller when you used
:12:26. > :12:27.to dream of being on chat shows? You are right.
:12:27. > :12:32.LAUGHTER Keep the cards.
:12:32. > :12:38.Yes, I used to do silly voices in front of the bathroom mirror yeah
:12:38. > :12:41.as a ten-year-old pretending I was yeah being interviewed by Terry
:12:41. > :12:48.Wogan. What questions did he ask you at
:12:48. > :12:55.ten? Can you now do an Irish actent. -- accent, to be sure, yes, I can.
:12:55. > :12:59.Can you do your American accent? Yes, gee, sure I can.
:12:59. > :13:04.And Olly, down the end, amazing what happened to you. I mean such
:13:04. > :13:09.huge success in a relatively short space of time.
:13:09. > :13:15.Yeah, 2009 I was on The X Factor which was a long time ago.
:13:15. > :13:20.It really wasn't? No, it wasn't. The X Factor was not your first
:13:20. > :13:25.appearance on a television programme, was it? No, it wasn't.
:13:25. > :13:29.Because you were on Deal or No Deal? I was, back in the day. Don't
:13:29. > :13:39.ask me why I won. We have a picture of you on the
:13:39. > :13:42.
:13:42. > :13:47.show. Oh... No, but you were one of those
:13:47. > :13:52.idiots, how much were you offered at one point? �26,000.
:13:52. > :13:56.It was one of the worst moments of my life. It really was and the
:13:56. > :14:02.thing is it is one of those things, anyone that has done a TV show, you
:14:02. > :14:05.come off it and as soon as I won a tenner, you are off. I was
:14:05. > :14:10.contemplating the fact that I could have gone away with �26,000 and I
:14:10. > :14:16.am sat on this coach with three other contestants and I have I have
:14:16. > :14:21.got a guy called Johnny who won �45,000 and a woman who won �16,000
:14:21. > :14:27.and I'm sitting there with a tenner and they give you a certificate
:14:27. > :14:30.that says, "Congratulations, you have won." And they write it in.,"
:14:31. > :14:40."you have won �10." I had to wait for a cheque.
:14:41. > :14:41.
:14:41. > :14:42.No, they didn't just give you a tenner?
:14:42. > :14:44.LAUGHTER Talking of business now because
:14:44. > :14:48.Gerard Depardieu, you have many other interests. Yes.
:14:48. > :14:49.Talk us through some of your businesses.
:14:49. > :14:53.LAUGHTER Yes, business, yes.
:14:53. > :15:00.Do you own an oil field in Cuba? Yes.
:15:00. > :15:02.OK, just checking. LAUGHTER
:15:02. > :15:05.Do you have a Romanian telecommunications and textiles
:15:06. > :15:08.company? LAUGHTER
:15:08. > :15:17.Do you have two restaurants? much more.
:15:17. > :15:27.Oh much more? Four. Did you buy them when you sold sold
:15:27. > :15:30.
:15:30. > :15:37.your Romanian telecommunications... He has a fish mongers shop.
:15:37. > :15:44.A fish mongers shop?. Yes, because I love the fishermen. I am not gay,
:15:44. > :15:50.but I could be gay. APPLAUSE
:15:51. > :15:53.They can catch me! LAUGHTER
:15:53. > :15:57.We must talk about your great passion for food and wine? Yes.
:15:57. > :16:01.Which are your big loves? Much more than Jamie Oliver.
:16:01. > :16:11.LAUGHTER Much more.
:16:11. > :16:15.
:16:15. > :16:17.Yes. OK. Much more, much more. OK and then we wink.
:16:17. > :16:25.LAUGHTER I lost my teeth with a piece of
:16:26. > :16:32.Jamie Oliver recipe. LAUGHTER
:16:32. > :16:35.Oh dear. LAUGHTER
:16:35. > :16:45.We all love food and wine. It is gorgeous, but the problem is with
:16:45. > :16:48.
:16:48. > :16:58.the food and wine it's the - do you have to worry about the...
:16:58. > :17:06.
:17:06. > :17:10.LAUGHTER The?. SPEAKS FRENCH
:17:10. > :17:19.I would never have said that. I wouldn't.
:17:19. > :17:27.Everybody ends up who are zontly as in -- who are zontly as in dead.
:17:27. > :17:31.I really don't give a a shit. Did you go on a water diet once or
:17:31. > :17:39.something? Yes, always. LAUGHTER
:17:39. > :17:49.That must be terrible. No. It is wonderful because after water diet,
:17:49. > :17:50.
:17:50. > :17:53.you have two diets, one is nothing. And one, another one, is everything.
:17:53. > :18:00.LAUGHTER That's starvation. You just drink
:18:00. > :18:06.water, is that? I don't think there is a book in it.
:18:07. > :18:10.LAUGHTER Day one... But fizzy. I am on a no
:18:10. > :18:14.carbs diet. I went on holiday at the start of the year and you know
:18:14. > :18:20.the paps are there taking pictures and I had a bit of a belly and I
:18:20. > :18:26.decided that's it I'm I'm losing weight, I'm eating chicken breast
:18:26. > :18:31.and cashew nuts for breakfast and steak and green beans for lunch and
:18:31. > :18:36.salmon and chicken or something for evening.
:18:36. > :18:39.That's sad. That's sad. No potatoes.
:18:39. > :18:48.I want to be a closet, I don't want to be a closet.
:18:48. > :18:55.He doesn't want to be a closet. LAUGHTER
:18:56. > :19:05.You look lovely. He looks lovely, but after he will look like bull
:19:05. > :19:12.bullshit. He will get older, you know...
:19:12. > :19:18.The olderness is nothing. It is nothing. On your head, look you are
:19:18. > :19:25.wonderful like that. Ah, thank you very much.
:19:25. > :19:35.I am wonderful like that. You are. Now, we must sale brate the --
:19:35. > :19:37.
:19:37. > :19:39.celebrate the great success of the award-winning Homeland.
:19:39. > :19:41.APPLAUSE It is has already been a huge hit
:19:41. > :19:45.in the States and it has gone incredibly well here. People are
:19:45. > :19:49.loving it here. Now, so far we know nothing so there are twelve
:19:49. > :19:55.episodes, by the end do we know whether you have been turned on
:19:55. > :20:01.not? When you say turned? Well, you know, are you looking for the other
:20:01. > :20:05.side? Are you a double agent? will be psychologically and
:20:05. > :20:09.emotionally devastating. So no, we don't?
:20:09. > :20:14.Because there is another series? There will be resolution of some
:20:14. > :20:17.kind. I think think it will be satisfying for people and I think
:20:18. > :20:22.there are one or two surprises along the way between now and then,
:20:22. > :20:25.but it will leave itself open. Because there is a season two?
:20:25. > :20:32.return, yes. Are you in season two? I can't tell
:20:32. > :20:41.you that. Is Claire Dane ins season two?
:20:41. > :20:44.She is very attractive as well, isn't she?
:20:44. > :20:53.Danesy. Yes, she is.
:20:53. > :21:01.Are you going to tweet her for a date? The balls on you you, I love
:21:01. > :21:10.it.. Were you drunk when you sent that tweet? I thought Cheryl Cole
:21:10. > :21:16.has just tweeted me. Back in Homeland land a lot of the series
:21:16. > :21:24.is for an tack tor, those -- actor, those long torturous scenes. It
:21:24. > :21:28.must be hard to come home and have a beer and watch Wheel Of Fortune?
:21:28. > :21:33.I find it hard reving myself up again to go back to work. I slip
:21:33. > :21:41.out of it too quickly and then I have to get myself up early and
:21:41. > :21:45.really focus on getting back, engaged like hanging up side down
:21:45. > :21:52.cell in a cell in Iraq. How long does that take? It is not
:21:52. > :21:58.safe, that's why they call it torture? You always end up doing it
:21:58. > :22:02.for longer than you are supposed to. I swam in a lake in Band of
:22:02. > :22:08.Brothers and they smothered me in goose fat. They said you have to
:22:08. > :22:16.swim for two minutes and you are out of it for 20, but you are in it
:22:16. > :22:21.for 20 and out of it for two as they are going, "Can you swim swim
:22:21. > :22:26.around it one more time, please?" That always happens in these jobs.
:22:26. > :22:34.We have a clip from next Sunday's episode and it is where we start to
:22:34. > :22:44.see more of your character's dark It will get you out of the house
:22:44. > :22:45.
:22:45. > :22:53.more. Are you hungry? I'm starving. GUN SHOTS
:22:53. > :22:58.Brody. Brody. What's going on? Is everybody all right? I killed the
:22:58. > :23:01.deer. Give me the gun, Brody. Back off.
:23:01. > :23:05.Go back inside, Chris. Everything is going to be fine.
:23:05. > :23:08.Come on Chris, let's go inside. Everything will be OK.
:23:08. > :23:15.Tell everybody to go home. Just go, please.
:23:15. > :23:19.Do what she says. Make sure Chris stays inside, I don't want him
:23:19. > :23:23.coming back out here. What do you think I'm going to do?
:23:23. > :23:27.I don't think you're going to do anything.
:23:27. > :23:34.I'm going to get a shovel and clean up this beast before the flies get
:23:34. > :23:36.to it. APPLAUSE
:23:36. > :23:40.That clip probably made you you hungry!
:23:40. > :23:44.LAUGHTER Barbecue. It was wonderful food on
:23:44. > :23:51.the series. It was a series, that? Yes. It is a series.
:23:51. > :23:53.It is much better than the movie. LAUGHTER
:23:53. > :23:58.TV is producing all this amazing stuff. Wonderful.
:23:58. > :24:08.Thank you. It means a lot to me coming from you.
:24:08. > :24:09.
:24:10. > :24:11.Doesn't President Obama... It turns out that it is his favourite show.
:24:11. > :24:15.LAUGHTER I'm sorry, I'm sorry, President
:24:15. > :24:19.Obama does like the show? He does like the show. The big news, you
:24:19. > :24:25.ain't give a toss, but he has invited me to the White House for
:24:25. > :24:29.dinner. Wow.
:24:29. > :24:33.That's amazing. Congratulations. He just, he loves this show so much.
:24:33. > :24:37.I'm going with Helen to the White House for dinner next Wednesday.
:24:37. > :24:41.Wonderful. I'm going to fly to Washington and have dinner and fly
:24:41. > :24:45.back. Do you know anything about the
:24:45. > :24:52.dinner is it Michelle making omelettes, what is happening?
:24:52. > :24:56.just the Obamas, the Lewiss and the Camerons in the kitchen. There will
:24:56. > :25:01.be a thousand of his closest friends, but I don't care, I'm
:25:01. > :25:06.going. How does that invitation happen?
:25:06. > :25:14.just came through the door. Post? President Obama and Michelle invite
:25:15. > :25:22.you to dinner. Here is our address. In a big white
:25:22. > :25:32.house! Please park around the back! I I find that wonderful, but Mr
:25:32. > :25:33.
:25:33. > :25:37.Obama is a great president and he is right to invite William.
:25:37. > :25:47.LAUGHTER Go with it! Yes.
:25:47. > :25:49.No because you mix - you mix - I am just just leaving it.
:25:49. > :25:56.APPLAUSE Have you met Obama?
:25:56. > :25:57.Have you met the current Pope? The Pope. Not that current, the one
:25:58. > :26:01.before. Old Pope? Yes.
:26:01. > :26:11.You were fans -- you have fans everywhere.
:26:11. > :26:14.
:26:14. > :26:18.Have you enjoyed Gerard orally? LAUGHTER
:26:18. > :26:25.Sorry. Now I'm told my final guest has arrived. This man has played
:26:25. > :26:33.characters ranging from a spartan warrior to an alcoholic cop in The
:26:33. > :26:43.Wire and now he is giving his new super villain. Please welcome
:26:43. > :26:49.
:26:49. > :26:56.Dominic West, everyone. APPLAUSE
:26:56. > :26:59.There we go. There you go. LAUGHTER
:26:59. > :27:03.It is like Loose Men! Are you exhausted? You have been
:27:03. > :27:07.filming all day? I am not exhausted from the filming, I'm shaken up
:27:07. > :27:14.from the Europeany here. We got -- journey here. We were going along,
:27:14. > :27:22.we got stuck in traffic at Angel and I said, "Shall I get out and
:27:22. > :27:27.get the Tube?". That sounds good? I'm exhausted from the journey.
:27:27. > :27:32.Now Dominic, you clearly know Damien, because you went to school
:27:32. > :27:35.together? We went to two schools. I went to drama school and secondary
:27:35. > :27:38.school. I have been following him all my life.
:27:38. > :27:48.Hang on, you were at Eton together. Yes.
:27:48. > :27:53.
:27:54. > :27:59.I have got a picture of you after drama school. You look like Il Divo.
:27:59. > :28:03.Damien, you look like the man most likely to succeed. You Dominic, not
:28:03. > :28:07.a hope. Whatever happened to him? He is working in a shop now. He is
:28:07. > :28:12.never going to make it! Before you came on, we were talking about fans
:28:12. > :28:17.like you know, President Obama likes the Homeland, but you like to
:28:17. > :28:25.interact with your fans online? yes, I said that, didn't I? Yes.
:28:25. > :28:32.Yes. I did once. Yes. No, I was asked in an interview, "Do you
:28:32. > :28:37.Google yourself?" I was at a loss. I said "of course, I Google
:28:37. > :28:41.myself." When you have got a loss of things to do and she said, "What
:28:41. > :28:44.do you mean?" I said you occasionally get on a forum and you
:28:44. > :28:53.read things about yourself that you disagree and you think I'm going to
:28:53. > :28:55.put this right. You may think I'm talentless, but I'm not fat!
:28:55. > :28:58.LAUGHTER Do you ever get sucked in on
:28:58. > :29:04.Twitter? You do. You can't help it though. It is anything and you are
:29:04. > :29:12.doing something and you think you are doing an amazing job job X
:29:12. > :29:21.factor and you will wet hundreds of tweets saying it is amaze amazing
:29:21. > :29:28.and one that says no., "One says, "I hate Essex. I hate you that live
:29:28. > :29:30.in it. I hope you die.". It didn't stick with it.
:29:31. > :29:35.LAUGHTER It is like water off a duck's back!
:29:35. > :29:38.I did find his house! LAUGHTER
:29:38. > :29:44.No, you just retweet it. You can retweet it so your fans see.
:29:44. > :29:50.In the forums do people believe it was you? No, I didn't get into it,
:29:50. > :29:54.but people just thought I was some - well, they probably did think it
:29:54. > :29:58.was me and they probably thought thought oh how sad, we will leave
:29:58. > :30:02.him alone. I kept getting in trouble with
:30:02. > :30:06.studios or TV networks saying, "Stop releasing the premiere dates
:30:06. > :30:10.of our shows or the first transmission date because we want
:30:10. > :30:16.it to be a big press release." I said, "I don't have a Twitter
:30:16. > :30:21.account. It is not me." There is no control over the domain or the name
:30:21. > :30:29.so anyone can be you. You can get it it verified.
:30:29. > :30:31.I don't think you can anymore. Why? I don't know.
:30:31. > :30:33.LAUGHTER I am going to ask this question, I
:30:33. > :30:33.may regret it. Gerard, do you tweet?
:30:33. > :30:34.LAUGHTER We're
:30:34. > :30:34.We're OK.
:30:34. > :30:35.We're OK. No,
:30:35. > :30:35.No, I
:30:35. > :30:35.No, I don't,
:30:35. > :30:41.No, I don't, no.
:30:41. > :30:48.No, I don't, no. I don't understand the things of tweet and even the TV
:30:48. > :30:52.thing. LAUGHTER
:30:52. > :30:56.No. No. Now, we are going to talk about
:30:56. > :31:02.your new movie John Carter, they have been trying to make it since
:31:02. > :31:09.193 srks I believe -- 1931, I believe. I suppose. Well, it is 100
:31:09. > :31:19.years old, the book. A big sci-fi epic and it is out tonne and you
:31:19. > :31:36.
:31:36. > :31:46.play John Carter's arch nemesis? Yes. Sab Than. You look marvellous.
:31:46. > :31:46.
:31:47. > :31:53.It is a fantastic big science fiction and it is based on the man
:31:53. > :31:58.who gave us Tarzan. He was the first guy to write science fiction
:31:58. > :32:03.and they have been trying to make it ever since and lots of science
:32:03. > :32:13.fiction films like Star Wars through from it and there is like
:32:13. > :32:16.
:32:16. > :32:26.in John Carter there is characters called, well I am a Jed Ac. Listen,
:32:26. > :32:31.
:32:31. > :32:37.we have got a clip. This is you on Bassoom, meeting the Helium
:32:37. > :32:41.Princess. Here is a clip. She does not trust me. Why Why
:32:41. > :32:50.should she? There has never been trust. I offer you the small, but
:32:50. > :33:00.sin veer token of my goodwill. -- sincere token of my goodwill. My
:33:00. > :33:12.
:33:12. > :33:15.You hold the power, princess. The power of life over me and overall
:33:15. > :33:25.here. With our two cities united, anything is possible. All you have
:33:25. > :33:41.
:33:41. > :33:43.And it is a great romp and some of the creatures are There is William
:33:43. > :33:49.going around with four pairs of hands. It is weird.
:33:49. > :33:56.Is that William Defoe? Samantha is his daughter. I wondered who she
:33:56. > :33:58.was. It is great. It is great fun. Now,
:33:58. > :34:06.Olly, you are going to be singing for us tonight.
:34:06. > :34:12.Yes. It is Oh My Goodness is the third
:34:12. > :34:21.single off the album. The single is out on 1st April. Are you still
:34:21. > :34:26.single? I am still 100% single. I love that, "100% single.". I am
:34:26. > :34:33.100%, yes. One of the reasons you live at home
:34:34. > :34:40.with your mum? Possibly. Ah... is not ah, that's just lame. He is
:34:40. > :34:48.a millionaire. I have just bought a place. I have just bought a place.
:34:48. > :34:51.In Braintree? It is in Essex near Chelmsford. It is ten minutes from
:34:51. > :34:54.home so I can still get me washing and me ironing.
:34:55. > :34:58.You heard you say in an interview that you don't sleep with stunning
:34:58. > :35:06.women. You turn down stunning women? Of course, yes.
:35:06. > :35:11.Why is that? I think... LAUGHTER
:35:11. > :35:16.I am glad. I wanted to bring this up in front of other men. I just
:35:16. > :35:21.wanted to see if it was just me. Explain why you don't? Before I got
:35:21. > :35:24.famous, no good looking girls would come near me anyway. And now what
:35:25. > :35:30.happened, you are famous? So you get loads of gorgeous girls come up
:35:30. > :35:33.to you, which is incredible and they only want one thing which is
:35:33. > :35:37.to sell a stoory. -- story.
:35:37. > :35:40.I say let them. But I am not that kind of guy.
:35:40. > :35:45.You are an idiot. APPLAUSE
:35:45. > :35:55.Maybe I am. Men, do you agree, Dane yen? I am -
:35:55. > :35:59.
:35:59. > :36:01.- Damien? Very noble. Gerard, you like...
:36:01. > :36:03.LAUGHTER Yeah, you, you, I read somewhere
:36:03. > :36:09.that you particularly like women who enjoy food, who enjoy food and
:36:10. > :36:15.wine? No, no, I love women, but I don't know if they love me. I love
:36:15. > :36:25.to have conversation and to make and to touch sometimes.
:36:25. > :36:25.
:36:25. > :36:31.Yes. APPLAUSE
:36:31. > :36:32.That's the difference between England and France do you think?
:36:32. > :36:36.LAUGHTER A bit of a grope.
:36:36. > :36:42.I am sure you agree with Olly because it sounds like you are the
:36:42. > :36:49.lady in your relationship, it sounds like? In... I wouldn't stand
:36:49. > :36:59.for that Dom! I read about your wedding... Oh yes.
:36:59. > :37:01.
:37:01. > :37:08.I was, I was like Bridezilla. My wife wanted to get married in a
:37:08. > :37:13.pub. I said I don't want to get married in a pub, I have been
:37:13. > :37:18.dreaming about this all my life. We did the whole church thing and I
:37:18. > :37:22.was in the band and I stood up and made a speech. It was the Dominic
:37:22. > :37:31.West show. It was everything I wanted to do, I just got it off my
:37:31. > :37:37.chest. She was a reluctant, but supportive spectator really!
:37:37. > :37:39.LAUGHTER Your special day!
:37:39. > :37:42.LAUGHTER Well Olly, I hope you have you have
:37:42. > :37:46.learnt something this evening? have learned that I must sleep with
:37:46. > :37:49.lots of gorgeous girls. You don't have to sleep with them,
:37:49. > :37:55.just talk about food and and grope them.
:37:55. > :38:00.A bit of shellfish. I can do that. Thanks Gerard.
:38:00. > :38:05.If you would like to go and get ready to sing. There he goes. Still
:38:05. > :38:15.to come, this week's stories in the red chair. But first first singing
:38:15. > :38:17.
:38:18. > :38:20.his single Oh My Goodness, it is # Oh my goodness, I can't hide it
:38:20. > :38:22.# You just smiled when you walked by me
:38:23. > :38:28.# Oh my goodness # Warning signs that no one showed
:38:28. > :38:31.# Lost control, but please don't hold me back
:38:31. > :38:38.# Gonna go for it # I hope your ready for it
:38:38. > :38:42.# Oh, oh # Cos I don't know if I can
:38:42. > :38:46.# Stop now, if I can't stop now, I'm going
:38:46. > :38:55.# To fast, heart first my head just can't
:38:55. > :38:59.# Slow me down # I don't care
:38:59. > :39:09.# You don't break my fall # You got me dreaming of a life
:39:09. > :39:13.
:39:13. > :39:19.that anybody else would die for # I'm rolling down hill, no breaks
:39:19. > :39:23.# I can't go back now, its too late # Oh
:39:23. > :39:30.# It is too late to look away and feel what I feel for you
:39:30. > :39:37.# Look away and see what I see in # I'm gonna go for it
:39:37. > :39:41.# I hope you are ready cos I don't know
:39:41. > :39:45.# I don't know if I can stop now # If I could stop now
:39:45. > :39:48.# I'm going to fast, heart first my head just can't slow me down
:39:48. > :39:55.# And I don't care # If you don't break my fall
:39:55. > :40:02.# You got me dreaming of a life that anybody else would die for
:40:02. > :40:04.# Oh baby, anybody else would die # Oh yeah, yeah
:40:04. > :40:07.# At first sight I believed in first sight
:40:07. > :40:15.# No second thoughts in my mind just felt right
:40:15. > :40:20.# Oh my goodness # Because I don't know if I can
:40:20. > :40:28.stop now # I'm going to fast, heart first
:40:28. > :40:31.# My head just can't slow me down, down, down
:40:31. > :40:41.# And I don't care if you don't break my fall
:40:41. > :40:55.
:40:55. > :40:59.# You got me dreaming of a life # And I don't care if you don't
:40:59. > :41:09.break my fall # You got me dreaming of a life
:41:09. > :41:10.
:41:10. > :41:14.that anybody else would die for # You've got me dreaming of a life
:41:14. > :41:24.that anybody else would die for # That anybody else would die for
:41:24. > :41:38.
:41:38. > :41:41.# You've got me dreaming of a life CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
:41:41. > :41:45.Beautiful. Olly Murs, everybody.
:41:45. > :41:52.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Fantastic, sir. It was really good.
:41:52. > :41:56.Thank you very much. APPLAUSE
:41:56. > :42:02.I like the kick. Very good. Sit down. Thanks, guys.
:42:02. > :42:06.Lovely. Lovely. We're nearly done. But time for a story or two in the
:42:06. > :42:16.red chair. Who is up first? LAUGHTER
:42:16. > :42:19.Bonjour. What's your name? Bonnie. How funny. Bonjour, Bonnie.
:42:19. > :42:25.Where do you live, Bonnie? London, but I'm from Australia.
:42:25. > :42:28.OK, she could be a secret agent! LAUGHTER
:42:28. > :42:30.She may have been turned, we're not sure. What do you do in London?
:42:30. > :42:38.work for a hirn's charityment -- children's charity.
:42:38. > :42:45.OK, we'll say no more before the fund-raising is ruined. Off you go.
:42:45. > :42:51.I want to tell you about a time when one of my friends decided to
:42:51. > :42:57.simulate and it went wrong, we were sitting in the living room and she
:42:57. > :43:04.was moving this ice lolly in and out of her mouth and saliva and
:43:04. > :43:14.when the ice lolly was in her mouth, her lips froze to the base of the
:43:14. > :43:20.ice lolly. That can happen. To a friend, yes.
:43:20. > :43:26.It was. And so at first she thought it was funny, but then she realised
:43:26. > :43:30.her lips were well and truly frozen and this look of panic came over
:43:30. > :43:37.her her eyes. We have all seen that look.
:43:37. > :43:44.Her eyes were watering... LAUGHTER
:43:44. > :43:46.Her eyes are watering, you said? Her eyes are watering...
:43:46. > :43:50.LAUGHTER She had this thing in her mouth...
:43:50. > :43:55.Yeah. I dragged her to the kitchen and I
:43:55. > :43:59.shoved her head under the running tap and she thought I was trying to
:43:59. > :44:04.drown her and I was forcing her head under and eventually her lips
:44:04. > :44:11.melted away interest this thing -- from this thing and that was it
:44:11. > :44:19.really. Right. Well durnings everybody. --