:00:16. > :00:25.That's it, give my lamp a good rub. Go on, yes!. Oh. I am the genie of
:00:25. > :00:35.the lamp. It's Robin Williams everyone.
:00:35. > :00:36.
:00:36. > :00:42.I am the genie. I am in character. I can grant you one wish. I wish to
:00:42. > :00:46.have Robin Williams on my show. That's impossible, he is a big
:00:46. > :00:55.Hollywood superstoor. Are there any other wishes? I would like to be
:00:55. > :01:05.young and beautiful. OK, I'll get Robin Williams! Let's start the
:01:05. > :01:20.
:01:20. > :01:26.APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Welcome to the show.
:01:26. > :01:32.What a happy show we have tonight. You are in for a treat. He is here,
:01:33. > :01:40.comic superstar Robin Williams is on the show.
:01:40. > :01:46.Ab Fab star star Jennifer Saunders is on the show.
:01:46. > :01:51.Lord of the Hobbits, Elijah Wood is on the show.
:01:52. > :01:59.And we've got music and chat with the brilliant JLS!
:01:59. > :02:04.APPLAUSE All right, yes. Delighted to
:02:04. > :02:09.welcome Robin Williams back to the show. Oscar winner, and a thousand
:02:09. > :02:14.voices and star as almost as many films. One of the biggest films was
:02:14. > :02:24.Mrs Doubtfire. I love watching things where a man pretends to be a
:02:24. > :02:26.
:02:26. > :02:33.woman. Tootsie, Hairspray, I'm A Celebrity!
:02:33. > :02:39.Also delight today welcome elidge gentleman - Elijah Wood back to the
:02:39. > :02:49.show. Best known for Lord of the Rings, he was part of a big Hobbit
:02:49. > :02:54.
:02:55. > :03:01.family, Frodo, Bilbo and of course APPLAUSE
:03:01. > :03:08.Straight out of middle earth! Eli gentleman starring with Robin
:03:08. > :03:12.in Happy Feet 2 and in Happy Feet, Mumbles causes horror when he
:03:12. > :03:16.starts dancing. I am sure that reminds me of someone.
:03:16. > :03:21.Oh, yes! The big news is that Russell Grant
:03:21. > :03:30.is out. To be fair, I guessed that a few
:03:30. > :03:39.weeks ago. On Saturday he was fired from a cannon. Look at him! About
:03:39. > :03:47.to go where he's never been before! Let's get the guests on. Later on
:03:47. > :03:56.we will have JLS. First, it's my favourite Hobbit,
:03:56. > :04:06.Elijah Wood. APPLAUSE
:04:06. > :04:18.
:04:18. > :04:28.She's the Ab Fab star, it's And the Aladdin genie be who is a
:04:28. > :04:35.
:04:35. > :04:41.genius, Robin Williams. That's a happy sofa. Do you not
:04:42. > :04:51.have wine? I want wine. Didn't someone ask you would you like a
:04:52. > :04:57.
:04:57. > :05:03.drink on set. Thomas! Sauvignon. Thomas!
:05:03. > :05:08.I'm getting wine. I will get wine for you, madam. You are very good
:05:08. > :05:18.at French. I was there for my honeymoon. Honeymoon, ladies and
:05:18. > :05:21.
:05:21. > :05:30.gentlemen! Anne Frank suite at the hotel, up three flights of stairs.
:05:30. > :05:35.Better than a Notre Dame honeymoon suite. So great to be there.
:05:35. > :05:45.you pestered by paparazzi. They are French, it is like animal
:05:45. > :05:46.
:05:46. > :05:51.photography, they go "Kiss her ". "Now lift up her skirt, be a man ".
:05:51. > :06:01.Even the children are smoking! It's so sweet. I am told your wine order
:06:01. > :06:07.is ready. Thomas! There's the wine. Take this away,
:06:07. > :06:17.give it to some starving person. am really happy now. You should be
:06:17. > :06:19.
:06:19. > :06:23.so happy and giddy, because Ab Fab is back. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
:06:23. > :06:32.Three episodes, two at Christmas and one for the Olympics.
:06:32. > :06:38.Marvellous. Right now I need to check, you had a fall. I had my
:06:38. > :06:44.head glued back together. Was it that bad? Yes. It is a bit
:06:44. > :06:48.embarrassing. I have this dog, and I took it out, I had had a few
:06:48. > :06:52.glasses. And I took the dog out for a walk late at night and up and
:06:52. > :06:58.down the street and I I lent against a railings and it turned
:06:58. > :07:02.out to be a gate and it it went straight down. I was just in my
:07:02. > :07:12.flip-flops and a white dress, it was summer, I felt myself falling
:07:12. > :07:15.
:07:15. > :07:24.and thought this is going to be bad. Even the dog is like oh no. Did the
:07:24. > :07:30.dog care? No, the dog was waiting on the end of a long lead. I had to
:07:30. > :07:36.do a backwards somersault. I came out and I thought, this is bad ". I
:07:36. > :07:39.got back up the steps and I thought I have got to make my way home and
:07:39. > :07:44.there were boys coming down the street and they must have seen this
:07:44. > :07:49.mad person in white disappear and come back up with blood covering
:07:49. > :07:59.the whole of the front of my dress. They said "Are you all right?" I
:07:59. > :07:59.
:07:59. > :08:04.said I am absolutely fine. I walked back down the street with the dog.
:08:04. > :08:11.You got back together with all the Ab Fab ladies. Eli gentleman, you
:08:12. > :08:17.have had a similar thing, you slipped back into your hairy feet.
:08:17. > :08:23.Yes. You must have thought we are never going back? Yes, it was eight
:08:23. > :08:27.years ago we finished the last film, so, that was it, in my opinion, at
:08:27. > :08:34.the time there was no more to do with Frodo and they started the
:08:34. > :08:38.idea of doing the Hobbit. They came up with this idea they told me
:08:38. > :08:42.about a year before they finished writing the script. They said it is
:08:42. > :08:49.a flash forward and includes you would you like to come back. I
:08:49. > :08:59.thought, what a dream. When you get to New Zealand you must be like a
:08:59. > :08:59.
:08:59. > :09:05.God. It must be like "He's back "He's come again. When we were
:09:05. > :09:09.making the films all of us were locals. The community in Wellington
:09:09. > :09:13.knew what we were doing and knew of us but they treated us like locals,
:09:13. > :09:17.but after the movies came out, it was a different energy, so now
:09:17. > :09:25.people recognise us from the films. It's still local going back to
:09:25. > :09:30.Wellington. Home-made signs, things like that. We have separated you in
:09:30. > :09:34.a Jennifer sandwich because we thought you might be sick of the
:09:34. > :09:38.sight of each other. You have been together for sometime now. We have
:09:38. > :09:43.been doing the voices for Happy Feet. We record together in the
:09:43. > :09:47.same room. That is really unusual isn't it to all be together?
:09:47. > :09:51.guess. When I did Aladdin I was alone in the room and the first day,
:09:51. > :09:56.I said do you mind if I try something and they said fine. 23
:09:56. > :09:59.hours later, they have 40 different characters. But it was a weird
:09:59. > :10:04.thing, most of the time you are alone and usually the director is
:10:05. > :10:14.some place else, New York or Australia, it is like bad phone sex
:10:15. > :10:16.
:10:16. > :10:24.with NASA. When you are together in the same room it is a blast because
:10:24. > :10:31.you get to play off each other. did Shrek 2. You didn't get to meet
:10:31. > :10:36.anybody anybody? Nobody. They wouldn't let you do a voice? No, I
:10:36. > :10:41.tried a few, but it is similar to what it ends up as. Apparently you
:10:41. > :10:50.noticed Robin got warm in Australia. Doing a voice, but because you are
:10:50. > :10:59.working together, I was sweating more than Marlon bran doe after a
:10:59. > :11:04.mex kal -- Mexican meal. You bounce off each other. There are all these
:11:04. > :11:13.Latin comics and they are great and you start to build a rhythm.
:11:13. > :11:23.you nearly pass out? I was kidding, Lovelace is part creature part pimp.
:11:23. > :11:32.
:11:32. > :11:41.I was doing this (SHOUTING) You would do sufficient, you play and
:11:41. > :11:51.then George goes "Do it ". You had a heart... I had heart surgery. I
:11:51. > :11:52.
:11:52. > :12:02.can crap standing up now! Once you have the surgery, you have
:12:02. > :12:07.
:12:07. > :12:16.to take it slow. I can't eat meat. On the honeymoon, do you have to...
:12:16. > :12:26.Viagra is not your friend. "Are you coming? No, I'm dying ". You have
:12:26. > :12:36.to pace yourself. "Are you ready my dear?"
:12:36. > :12:42.Shall we?, yes, let's go down there. How are we doing?
:12:42. > :12:50.APPLAUSE Just because, is it true you were
:12:50. > :12:55.on the same drug, that drug Michael Jackson... The anymore name is milk
:12:55. > :13:02.of amnesia. He was taking it to sleep, which is like doing
:13:02. > :13:12.chemotherapy because you are tired of shaving your head. It is like a
:13:12. > :13:14.
:13:14. > :13:21.drug - I woke up from my heart sudgery, I woke up, where am I,
:13:21. > :13:24.they said Cleveland, and I said why. It's a devastateingly powerful drug.
:13:24. > :13:31.It has to be administered in a hospital situation and he was doing
:13:31. > :13:36.it at all. All new married and I met your daughter before the show.
:13:36. > :13:44.She is wonderful, Zelda, named after the video game, Zelda.
:13:44. > :13:48.you can do that. She has a brother Mario! My wife was pregnant with
:13:49. > :13:53.her and my first knock Zachary was playing a video game and he said
:13:53. > :14:03.what about this as a name for a child. I thought it was a great
:14:03. > :14:07.name. She's wonderful. She's grown up with it and done well with it.
:14:07. > :14:16.Also, this will give you ideas for names to name your children, she's
:14:16. > :14:24.now doing promotion for the game. She gets paid to be called Zelda.
:14:24. > :14:32.That's genius! Who knew. Next off Smirnoff!
:14:32. > :14:41.Who knew at the time. "You know dad one day you will be making money
:14:41. > :14:46.off this ". You reprised the two roles? Lovelace. Lovelace is a new
:14:46. > :14:52.sweater now. In Australia after the oil spills and disasters, where
:14:52. > :14:59.penguins are covered in oil, they use deter detergents to cover wash
:14:59. > :15:08.them off. There is a Grand Prix of ladies in Australia who nit jumpers
:15:08. > :15:18.for penguins. -- group of ladies. They wear these sweaters until
:15:18. > :15:28.their feathers grow back. Are they tank tops? A lovely gay jumper. "I
:15:28. > :15:28.
:15:28. > :15:32.want something to make my flippers look good ". Is it true you are
:15:32. > :15:37.supposed to do three? Originally they had plea doing the voice of
:15:37. > :15:47.the Scottish penguin. But it sounded too much like Mrs Doubtfire
:15:47. > :15:51.
:15:51. > :15:56.on steroids. Did they make you look after a real penguin? It was the
:15:56. > :16:00.Today Show. It happens all the time on chat shows when you have animals.
:16:00. > :16:10.It doesn't bother me. They offer you free dry cleaning and that kind
:16:10. > :16:18.of thing? They may have had a wet wipe. Sushly I worked with an owe
:16:18. > :16:28.rang tang on Mork And Mindy. I was walking down the street, holding
:16:28. > :16:30.
:16:31. > :16:36.its hand and all of a sudden it reached up slowly and undid my fly.
:16:36. > :16:46.I also met cocoa the gorilla. She was very sweet and she met me and
:16:46. > :16:50.just because I am so hairy, she signed I would like to take you in
:16:50. > :16:59.the back room. So I was hit on by a gorilla. That would be a great
:17:00. > :17:07.story for a bar, "I had a crazy night" really, I slept with a
:17:07. > :17:17.gorilla. We must have a look at a clip of
:17:17. > :17:40.
:17:40. > :17:50.I wouldn't want you to get cold feet my darling.
:17:50. > :17:54.
:17:54. > :18:03.Ramon it's incredible, everybody came. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
:18:03. > :18:08.Jennifer Saunders, we must hail the return of Ab Fab.
:18:09. > :18:18.It seems churlish to complain before they have come on but why
:18:18. > :18:24.only three? They didn't want - it wasn't offered a series, it is
:18:24. > :18:28.because it is the 2 ss anniversary of when it first went out. I said I
:18:28. > :18:38.wouldn't mind doing a couple for Christmas and they said they want
:18:38. > :18:39.
:18:39. > :18:45.for the Olympics. Everyone is back? Everyone is still alive. Depressing
:18:45. > :18:50.first episode! Bit of explaining. Have you gone with the celebrity
:18:51. > :18:58.cameos again? We haven't got many. We have the regulars, Lulu and Emma
:18:58. > :19:03.Bunton. But to be honest, if you have three, you have a huge cast to
:19:03. > :19:09.try and get into all of them. it a lovely thing going back?
:19:09. > :19:17.really was, I felt that it was the right time to do it. Everyone was
:19:17. > :19:21.up for it. And everyone seemed the same. It just seemed the same. At
:19:21. > :19:28.the read-through, you get a lot of clapping open of the spectacles
:19:28. > :19:36.cases and people bending low to look at the lines. And the click of
:19:36. > :19:42.bones as you walk along the floor. Did you write all that in? They are
:19:42. > :19:49.older. Edina is 60 now. I am not saying she is 60, because I refuse
:19:50. > :19:59.to play her as 60, she was 40, 21 years ago. We know Ab Fab won
:20:00. > :20:01.
:20:01. > :20:07.BAFTAS and emmiss but you have had lots of other hon oures. We got
:20:07. > :20:12.made honoury New Yorkers, me and Joanna, it was a ceremony that was
:20:12. > :20:22.going to be at the Senate in New York and it was Gay Pride week, so
:20:22. > :20:26.it was the LGBT and all the other letters awards, and thought it was
:20:26. > :20:33.going to be a good old night, and said to Joanna, when we go to New
:20:33. > :20:38.York and go to these parties, there are six foot men dressed as us and
:20:38. > :20:48.we walk in looking like small mice and they never recognise us and
:20:48. > :20:49.
:20:49. > :20:55.they request "Is Jennifer here ". So I said let's go dressed up. So I
:20:55. > :20:59.got a white hat and Stars & Stripes round it, great white suit, and I
:20:59. > :21:08.said to her, do you think I need to make a speech and she said "No, I
:21:08. > :21:16.don't think so darling, just hello, darlings, that will do ". So we
:21:16. > :21:26.went dressed up, looking like clowns. To one of the most serious
:21:26. > :21:29.
:21:29. > :21:38.events I have ever been to! It was deeply... Lots of songs to people
:21:38. > :21:47.who had died ofates and slow piano playing, and then I said I am going
:21:47. > :21:53.to kill you, I am going to get up there, I went up and said "Thank
:21:53. > :22:03.you sweety, darling ". I have never been so embarrassed in my life. I
:22:03. > :22:05.
:22:06. > :22:09.had a stet son with a Stars & Stripes on it.
:22:09. > :22:15.But the evening was saved because we went on to a gay club where they
:22:15. > :22:25.had done a lookalike contest and suddenly I was with my people. I
:22:25. > :22:32.
:22:32. > :22:38.was happy. Robin you won the Oscar for, that must be a career
:22:38. > :22:45.highlight, did it change your life? No, for a week it was like,
:22:45. > :22:50.congratulations, two weeks later, hay Mork. The moment they say your
:22:50. > :22:59.name when you win, English becomes a second language. I forgot to
:22:59. > :23:06.thank my mother and she was in the audience. That was rough for the
:23:06. > :23:16.next few years. "Well, how is the award, you came through here, how
:23:16. > :23:19.
:23:19. > :23:24.is the award?" You must have had an amazing night
:23:24. > :23:29.when Lord of the Rings - it has the most Oscar wins of all time. It was
:23:29. > :23:39.the most ever nominated and won together. But then, I love this,
:23:39. > :23:39.
:23:39. > :23:45.you didn't go to all the proper parts. Tell us where you went.
:23:45. > :23:54.one ring, the fans of the Lord of the Rings had their one ring party
:23:54. > :24:04.celebrating the Oscars and we went to that party. APPLAUSE
:24:04. > :24:07.I think Pete showed up. Billy Boyd sang Dominic Monaghan sang. We
:24:08. > :24:11.thought we were going to show up and make an appearance and thank
:24:11. > :24:21.you everyone for having a great party and it was the best, we just
:24:21. > :24:24.
:24:24. > :24:28.stayed there all night. We felt like, they were celebrating
:24:28. > :24:32.this thing with us and so many of the people who were part of making
:24:33. > :24:39.the films were there at the Oscars like that, it was a big family. We
:24:39. > :24:45.were celebrating as a family. it the Oscars, Golden Globes, Jack
:24:45. > :24:49.Nicholson, you were waiting to go on with him. I was waiting to go to
:24:49. > :24:53.present an award and jack was back there and Dustin Hoffman was back
:24:53. > :25:03.there and somehow Lord of the Rings came up in conversation and he
:25:03. > :25:07.
:25:07. > :25:12.stood there and said "You know, that movie, it just had so many
:25:12. > :25:22.endings, and it just wouldn't end", and he said to me he actually
:25:22. > :25:27.walked out before the end. He said, "What happened?" I said what do you
:25:27. > :25:33.mean what happened. Esaid tell me what the end was. I said at the end
:25:33. > :25:39.the Hobbits are saying goodbye and Frodo gets on the boat. He said "I
:25:39. > :25:43.didn't even see that, walked out before the end ". He was
:25:43. > :25:50.complaining there were too many endings in the film. I have to go
:25:50. > :25:55.outside for a little medication. When I won my award, he won his
:25:55. > :26:05.third. We were standing back stage and he requests "You know, now I
:26:05. > :26:08.
:26:08. > :26:12.have one for every decade" I went, "You bastard ". Is Ab Fab movie, is
:26:12. > :26:22.someone talking to you about that? I did say to someone, it seems to
:26:22. > :26:28.
:26:28. > :26:33.have ballooned into an idea. I am thinking about it. APPLAUSE
:26:33. > :26:37.Is We are really thrilled because you brought, if hasn't been seen
:26:37. > :26:47.anyone where else, this is a clip from the first episode. It is the
:26:47. > :26:55.
:26:55. > :27:01.Here is an exclusive clip from the You're late! I'm not late. You have
:27:01. > :27:11.work to do when I am gone, you have to update my website. My website
:27:11. > :27:17.
:27:17. > :27:27.must be fresh and happening. Ginko, gong All right, more blog, more
:27:27. > :27:37.flog, I went my favourite twes. Shall I twitter that. Stay here and
:27:37. > :27:37.
:27:37. > :27:47.don't let my mother in. I'm here already, dear. Howdy, stranger. It
:27:47. > :27:50.
:27:50. > :27:56.looks as if your shens have exploded. It's a skirt!
:27:56. > :28:02.June is like the eternal person. She will never change. She seems to
:28:02. > :28:09.look younger. I think she is looking younger. I mentioned you
:28:09. > :28:18.are going back to the movies. Was there a part of you that thought
:28:18. > :28:28.about it. People must have stopped yelling Frodo at you in the street.
:28:28. > :28:32.
:28:32. > :28:37.No, never stops. He is wearing a ring. It is not a ring of power.
:28:37. > :28:41.it true, it seems unlikely, that you own a single piece of every bit
:28:41. > :28:46.of memorabilia that they produced of the Lord of the Rings? Well,
:28:46. > :28:56.that is half true. I've got a few things from the actual films, I
:28:56. > :28:58.
:28:58. > :29:08.have the ring, I have a map from Bilbo's study and I went back and
:29:08. > :29:10.
:29:10. > :29:20.did a final bit and they gave me the book Bilbo writes in. On my
:29:20. > :29:20.
:29:20. > :29:30.last day in Hobbiton, it was magical. In Hobbiton. It's a set!
:29:30. > :29:31.
:29:31. > :29:37.It's a real place. No, it's not. Glaim! Don't you screw up his
:29:37. > :29:44.dreams. His feet are big, too. have built it, we built it for Lord
:29:44. > :29:48.of the Rings. We took all of the facades away and it's since been a
:29:48. > :29:51.tourist attraction and now it's been rebuilt with the Hobbit but
:29:52. > :29:58.with sustainable materials so it will always be there. So from now
:29:58. > :30:08.on, you will be able to see Hobbiton and visit it. You can't
:30:08. > :30:19.
:30:19. > :30:27.stay there. Oh. We won't fit in. Where is my bedroom. Here is the
:30:27. > :30:35.Chacuzzi. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
:30:35. > :30:45.Yes, we are going to Hobbiton for Christmas. I turned 19 when we
:30:45. > :30:54.
:30:54. > :31:04.first went to Hobbiton. You can say "I had my birthday party in
:31:04. > :31:04.
:31:05. > :31:13.Hobbiton ". Who knew it was going to take off and become a real real
:31:13. > :31:20.place. Good luck getting into New Zealand
:31:20. > :31:30.asshole! It's him, Graham Norton, come on
:31:30. > :31:40.Graham. He's the Hobbit denier. It is time
:31:40. > :31:40.
:31:40. > :31:46.to meet our musical act for tonight. They have two Brits, four MOBOs and
:31:46. > :31:56.five number one singles and selling over two million albums. Please
:31:56. > :32:34.
:32:34. > :32:42.welcome JLS! It's Marvin, JB, Ortise, and Aston
:32:42. > :32:51.Merrygold, lives in Hobbiton, discovered in Middle Earth's got
:32:51. > :33:01.Talent! You are not not singing its current
:33:01. > :33:02.
:33:02. > :33:07.single. No it is our next single. saw you nipping around. You are on
:33:08. > :33:14.top of the world. It couldn't have gone better. At what stage did you
:33:14. > :33:24.leave the ex-factor - X factor. came came second. Did you know at
:33:24. > :33:24.
:33:25. > :33:30.that point that you were safe? We weren't banging on Simon's door
:33:30. > :33:37.but we were outside the door, he was in there, and we were like,
:33:37. > :33:40.hold on, what's going to happen, so it was a gruelling time.
:33:40. > :33:50.kidnapped Simon Cowell and said we need to get a deal now and he said
:33:50. > :33:55.
:33:55. > :34:02.no. Did he say no? Yes. What an I had qulot. -- idiot. JLS, there are
:34:02. > :34:10.lots of promotional opportunities for bands, dolls and T-shirts,
:34:10. > :34:18.posters. But JLS, very exciteingly, they have their own range of
:34:18. > :34:27.condoms everybody. Who sells best? He does! Do you
:34:27. > :34:35.really? Yes, Merrygold sells the best. Could I have is a Merrygold
:34:35. > :34:40.number four please! Presumably you have these in your bedside lockers,
:34:40. > :34:48."Hold on till I get my condoms ". They should start selling
:34:49. > :34:56.personalised condoms. The big selling point on these ones is
:34:56. > :35:06."Smells better ". That's wonderful. How bad were they
:35:06. > :35:12.
:35:12. > :35:19.before, boys? What is that smell! People now say it smells like a
:35:19. > :35:29.Merrygold" We will wait no longer, if you want
:35:29. > :35:31.
:35:31. > :35:41.to go and get ready, boys, the stage awaits.
:35:41. > :35:58.
:35:58. > :36:08.Now singing their new single, Do # Do you see what I see
:36:08. > :36:25.
:36:25. > :36:35.# You make it hard for me girl every time we're on the floor
:36:35. > :36:35.
:36:35. > :36:44.# I want to kiss you cause I Igotta know that tonight is real
:36:44. > :36:51.# Do You Feel What I Feel? # Do You Feel What I Feel
:36:51. > :36:55.# Two people falling in love # Now the box is turning on the
:36:55. > :36:59.lights # Do you see what I see?
:36:59. > :37:07.# Got my car and it's waiting outside
:37:07. > :37:12.# You should leave when I leave # Dancing with you is so easy cause
:37:12. > :37:18.you're beautiful # You make it hard for me girl
:37:18. > :37:23.every time we're on the floor # I want to kiss you cause I got to
:37:23. > :37:33.know that tonight is real # Do You Feel What I Feel?
:37:33. > :37:39.
:37:39. > :37:43.# Do You Feel What I Feel # Two people falling in love
:37:43. > :37:45.# Could you feel the temperature rising
:37:45. > :37:53.# Could you feel the drink in your blood
:37:53. > :37:58.# Let me cast a beat and we'll right it
:37:58. > :38:02.# Put your hands in the air baby # Put your hands up
:38:02. > :38:09.# Do you hear us Do You Feel What I Feel
:38:09. > :38:19.# Put your hands up # Do You Feel What I Feel
:38:19. > :38:25.# Do you feel what I feel Two people falling in love
:38:25. > :38:31.# Let's leaflets get in the car # Do you feel what I feel
:38:31. > :38:40.# Two people falling in love # Do you feel what I feel
:38:40. > :38:50.# Two people falling in love # Do you feel what I feel
:38:50. > :38:56.
:38:56. > :39:00.# Do You Feel What I Feel APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
:39:00. > :39:10.Come and sit down. Very good.
:39:10. > :39:18.
:39:18. > :39:26.Well done. The hat work was fabulous
:39:26. > :39:36.It was really good. Then you threw it away. There is so much money now,
:39:36. > :39:38.
:39:38. > :39:42.they just throw their hats away. I am holding your new album "Jukebox,
:39:42. > :39:51.which is in record shops now. If you find a record shop, it will be
:39:52. > :39:58.in there. I remember when you used to buy those. Before we go, let's
:39:58. > :40:08.have a story in the Red Chair. Who is up first?
:40:08. > :40:10.
:40:10. > :40:15.Hello. I'm Sharon. That's Sharon. Where are you from? Perth Australia.
:40:15. > :40:25.Good on you Sharon. Do you live here? I moved to London to work and
:40:25. > :40:32.meet a husband, whichever comes first. Whichever comes first!
:40:32. > :40:42.getting desperate. What is your surname at the moment. Box. Box as
:40:42. > :40:46.
:40:46. > :40:51.in cardboard box. That's awful. remember the box girl. Off you go.
:40:51. > :40:57.I was in the monkey forest where monkeys roam around wild and you
:40:57. > :41:01.get a photograph taken with these monkeys. The guy put this monkey on
:41:01. > :41:07.my lap and it was a big male and the monkey is supposed to sit and
:41:07. > :41:13.not move while I feed it nuts. This monkey took a liking to me and it
:41:13. > :41:18.started grabbing my chest and man handling me like a first date. Then
:41:18. > :41:28.I felt this wetness next to my ear and I knew I wasn't supposed to
:41:28. > :41:28.
:41:28. > :41:35.move and I turned my head and saw a big red penis in my ear.
:41:35. > :41:45.APPLAUSE AND CHEERING That is the story of the box and
:41:45. > :41:48.
:41:48. > :41:54.the red penis. You are not finding a husband now!
:41:54. > :42:00.Technically still a virgin. We knew that was coming. We didn't
:42:00. > :42:08.know how far it was going to go. One more.
:42:08. > :42:14.Hello Graham. What is your name? Ron. Where are you from? Vancouver,
:42:14. > :42:18.Canada. Beautiful city. My wife and I were
:42:18. > :42:24.living in Cologne and while we were there we had a lot of visitors from
:42:24. > :42:29.Canada. Our favourite place to take them was the Cologne zoo. The
:42:30. > :42:33.favourite part of the zoo was the gorilla paddock. One day I had a
:42:33. > :42:41.few friends at the paddock and there were other people there as
:42:41. > :42:47.well. The gorillas, two of them, they weren't very exciting, they
:42:47. > :42:51.weren't being very entertaining... I know how it feels. One was
:42:51. > :42:57.picking parts of the body and examining the product. I thought
:42:57. > :43:02.that I could try and entertain these gorillas or get them to do
:43:02. > :43:07.something so I started doing my gorilla dance and after about 30
:43:07. > :43:17.seconds the gorilla sitting on the rock stopped picking, stood up,
:43:17. > :43:18.
:43:18. > :43:26.looked at me and went... You can walk off, well done.
:43:26. > :43:36.APPLAUSE You can go on to the website to
:43:36. > :43:43.have a go at the Red Chair. I love that, slow-clabbed by a
:43:43. > :43:51.monkey. Thank you to JLS, Elijah Wood, Jennifer Saunders, and Mr