Episode 6

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:00:11. > :00:15.J Tonight on the show the star of the Hangover films. We have all

:00:15. > :00:19.woken up after a big night, found you are in bed with someone you

:00:19. > :00:29.don't know. Hello! Hello!

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:00:53. > :01:03.What a line-up we have for you tonight. Gavin & Stacey star James

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:01:08. > :01:15.car den is here. Jessica Biel is here.

:01:15. > :01:23.Geordie funny woman Sarah Millican is here. Hangover star Bradley

:01:23. > :01:31.Cooper will be here later. We've got music and chat from the

:01:32. > :01:38.brilliant Lenny Kravitz That is a very lucky sofa.

:01:38. > :01:46.Very excited about meeting James, creator of Gavin & Stacey. He

:01:46. > :01:52.played Smithy, traditional Essex boy. TOWIE's Mark Wright is in the

:01:53. > :02:02.jungle. Here is a moment I happened to catch. And freeze frame.

:02:02. > :02:07.You do think though, he is still in the jungle, who is voting for him?

:02:07. > :02:14.So glad to have Sarah Millican back on the show. One of Sarah's habits

:02:14. > :02:24.is that she takes photos of all the desserts she eats. Here she is with

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:02:27. > :02:34.a blueberry muffin. Here she is with three booze-soaked fruit cakes.

:02:34. > :02:39.Jessica Biel is here. Jessica is about to appear in a new

:02:39. > :02:42.film New Year's Eve, about what New Yorkers get up to on that night.

:02:42. > :02:50.That's New Year's Eve in America, and here's new eeshing's eve in

:02:51. > :02:57.Britain. Let's get some guests on.

:02:57. > :03:07.We will have music and chat from Lenny Kravitz. But first Sarah

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:03:20. > :03:30.He is in a League of Wales his own, it's Mr James car den.

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:03:41. > :03:45.All very welcome to my sofa. Look at them now, all happy.

:03:45. > :03:50.Jessica Biel We are so pleased you are back. We didn't think you might

:03:50. > :03:59.ever come back on the show. I was a little afraid of the last

:03:59. > :04:06.experience we had. There was a very drunk Mickey Rourke. You were

:04:06. > :04:10.brilliant with it. Another person might have freaked out. I was

:04:10. > :04:15.internally crapping myself. I did think afterwards you coped very

:04:15. > :04:25.well but then you are a beautiful woman, you must get hit on by

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:04:31. > :04:39.people all the time. No, no, that I am looking forward to meeting

:04:39. > :04:47.Bradley Cooper. He's great. right, you will. He's fit!

:04:47. > :04:56.He is. I will move over so you can sit beside him. You ain't going

:04:56. > :05:06.anywhere. I can only apologise. I'm used to

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:05:11. > :05:21.it now on your show. Now, you do look phenomenal. Thank you. Oh,

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:05:21. > :05:28.sorry. You look gorgeous. You do, you have done Total Recall. When

:05:28. > :05:34.you do a big action like that, you have to show up looking toned.

:05:34. > :05:39.do but you spend months training with crazy marble arts instructors

:05:39. > :05:44.and you are on crazy diets, it is the hardest experience, it really

:05:44. > :05:51.is, because you are eat ago lot of boring stuff, chicken breasts and

:05:51. > :05:56.vegetables all the time. But it is cakes and pastas and breads and it

:05:56. > :06:02.is in your hair all the time, that is all you can think about. Do you

:06:02. > :06:12.ever crack? Yes, once a week at least. You don't crack slightly,

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:06:13. > :06:19.you crack bad. Me and my girlfriends were out for a night. I

:06:19. > :06:26.saw Dunking doughnuts, I said pull the car over. We ran in, I got 24

:06:26. > :06:31.doughnuts, went to a pizzas joint and I got two and put as much bread

:06:31. > :06:41.and doe in my mouth as I could possibly manage. It was the best

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:06:43. > :06:51.moment. I honestly didn't think I could find you more attractive!

:06:51. > :06:59.You are literally my dream woman - 24 doughnuts and two pizzass and

:06:59. > :07:09.this, shit. Have you eaten a croissant out of a bin? If we are

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:07:18. > :07:26.going to talk about bingeing... It was my bin and it was my croissant.

:07:26. > :07:32.I told my friend and she said "Oh, position now", because it was a

:07:32. > :07:38.croissant. Have you ever done the walk down the hallway at the hotel

:07:38. > :07:47.at night and taken somebody's old room service off the floor? No, but

:07:47. > :07:53.I am going to tonight. I have done it. Bowls of French Fridays.

:07:53. > :08:00.people leave things?! Under those silver fancy things, I

:08:00. > :08:04.am going to be lifting some tonight? Did you have a scare

:08:04. > :08:09.recently? Yes, because there are different ways when you know you

:08:09. > :08:19.have put weight on, you are clothes don't fit, or you are crying a lot,

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:08:19. > :08:24.there is a new one, no offence, I wasn't aiming that at you, sorry.

:08:24. > :08:30.Where my boyfriend lives is a car park and in order to get into the

:08:31. > :08:40.car park there is a barrier that lifts up. When it senses a car is

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:08:42. > :08:48.near! I had two big bags of shopping, but it thought I was a

:08:48. > :08:52.Peugeot 206. No weight worries in the new film,

:08:52. > :08:57.New Year's Eve, because you are playing a pregnant woman. Right.

:08:57. > :09:04.That must have been great. So good. The suit on that went from here up

:09:04. > :09:08.to here, I had the biggest boobs that hung to here, Iate whatever I

:09:08. > :09:12.wanted. You were about to have the baby throughout the film. It is all

:09:12. > :09:22.set on New Year's Eve. Yes. cast of this film, more stars than

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:09:23. > :09:30.there are in heaven. You, Halle berry, Robert De Niro, but talk us

:09:30. > :09:35.through your particular plot. plot is that my husband and I are

:09:35. > :09:39.trying to win money by having the first baby in the new year. So we

:09:39. > :09:45.are competing with this other couple and trying to get the baby

:09:45. > :09:50.to come out by eating weird stuff and doing weird yoga poses and

:09:50. > :09:55.crazy silly things. It is the sort of thing you could never make here,

:09:55. > :10:00.it is very American, wears its heart on its sleeve. It is like a

:10:00. > :10:07.love letter to New York. It is. Here is a clip of you in action.

:10:07. > :10:15.water broke. All of it? Well, what do you think. That's too early, can

:10:15. > :10:25.you turn it off? How do you suggest I do that? Do a down ward dog or up

:10:25. > :10:27.

:10:27. > :10:33.ward dog or one of the dogs. Taxi. I need pants. These are your pants.

:10:34. > :10:43.Give me the cute pink pink ones. Don't throw them at me. I will meet

:10:44. > :10:50.

:10:50. > :10:56.APPLAUSE Did you get all broody with the

:10:56. > :11:04.pregnancy thing and being around new babies and things? Did it make

:11:04. > :11:10.you tick tock tick tock? Not a bomb, you understand. Yes, you couldn't

:11:10. > :11:15.help constantly rocking and caressing the strange foam belly

:11:15. > :11:20.and the bellybutton that stuck out. It came with a bellybutton. Yes,

:11:20. > :11:25.the girl who plays the other woman who we are in competition with, we

:11:25. > :11:29.would sit and rock and bump our bellies together. When you do a

:11:30. > :11:35.really terrible dance like where you let your hips go forward like

:11:35. > :11:44.this move, when you wear a belly and do that it is the most hill

:11:44. > :11:54.arius thing - hilarious thing. Some of us don't have to wear

:11:54. > :11:58.bellies. It's not funny, it's just how we dance!

:11:58. > :12:05.I guess everyone asks you is New Year's Eve a big deal in your life?

:12:05. > :12:10.Yes, I like holidays, I think they are fun to celebrate, but I don't

:12:10. > :12:20.like planning big things on New Year's Eve, you always get

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:12:22. > :12:31.disappointed. "Oh, it's going to be the best night of the year You do

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:12:41. > :12:51.like a drink. Yes. You do drunk dialling. Vodka Martinis, if I have

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:12:56. > :13:06.two, black hole, black hole. too. Who do you call?

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:13:07. > :13:13.girlfriends. I say "I love you forever,"

:13:13. > :13:18.I'm not not calling ex-boy friends or family members. I get really

:13:18. > :13:23.emotional. I don't particularly drink but, I said to my boyfriend,

:13:23. > :13:27.I get my emotional with my boyfriend at Christmas and new year.

:13:27. > :13:33.I said we have been together a few years, and we need to talk about

:13:33. > :13:36.the future. He just smiled, this big beaming grin, I was really

:13:36. > :13:45.touched. I said are you sure you are all right talking about the

:13:45. > :13:50.future. And he said what, like, flying cars and that.

:13:50. > :13:55.People get engaged at Christmas. We don't want to get engaged, so we

:13:56. > :14:02.bought a box set of the Wire, because we felt that was a longer

:14:02. > :14:07.commitment. New Year's Eve opens on 8th

:14:07. > :14:12.December in a cinema year you. James you have worked with amazing

:14:12. > :14:21.people. Through Comic Relief and sport relief. The David Beckham

:14:21. > :14:28.thing was genuine. You fell under his spell. If you meet him, you

:14:28. > :14:33.don't know whether to shake his hand or lick his face. He holds

:14:34. > :14:40.himself in a way and he is so nice and looks you in the eye. Is it

:14:40. > :14:47.true the thing about you texting him? Yes, occasionally we will send

:14:47. > :14:57.texts to each other, things like that. Yes, he is lovely, but when -

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:15:00. > :15:08.he started this. He text me first and I was so excited that I rung

:15:08. > :15:14.four of my mates before relying and every one of them said what did you

:15:14. > :15:21.reply. Are you playing hard to get, like you have to leave it a few

:15:21. > :15:31.days. My girlfriend says she knows if I am texting him because of my

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:15:32. > :15:37.face! Do your face. I don't know, but she

:15:37. > :15:47.says I look really happy. It is good to know who texts first. It is

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:15:51. > :15:56.a big sign. I will be texting first. Your autobiography is out now. You

:15:56. > :16:06.look as though you have never seen it before. It is slightly weird

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:16:07. > :16:13.seeing it. You were an intention- seeker? Yes, I didn't realise its

:16:13. > :16:21.extent of how much until I was writing it. I thought "You are a

:16:21. > :16:25.bit of a Dick" at points. When you were doing boys unlimited about you

:16:25. > :16:32.being in a boy boy band. You didn't realise until you read this, you

:16:32. > :16:40.were serious, you were in a boy band? In school. I was really

:16:40. > :16:47.serious about it. I thought it was all I ever wanted to do. The first

:16:47. > :16:52.boy band, we were called Full Frontal!

:16:52. > :16:58.I say we were a boy band, it was me and four mates and we told people

:16:58. > :17:08.we were a band. We never really did anything and we never did any

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:17:10. > :17:18.dancing. My second boy band, we were called Insatiable. Why?

:17:18. > :17:27.Because you just can't get enough. We used to rehearse all the time.

:17:28. > :17:32.We were a boy band and sung and danced. We were like the Back

:17:32. > :17:40.Street Boys, if they were worse. We had original songs and did dance

:17:40. > :17:46.routines and we played eight gigs. Three of them were at Gav's mum's

:17:46. > :17:54.BBQ. But we took it seriously. of the lyrics are in here. Do you

:17:54. > :18:04.remember them? I wrote them. Girl are you ready? Girl are you ready...

:18:04. > :18:05.

:18:05. > :18:11.That's brace yourself. I remember saying to, we had a guy called Matt

:18:11. > :18:16.and we would write the songs together. I remember saying to him,

:18:17. > :18:26.this is how serious I took it, I said we need like a song that is

:18:26. > :18:33.like a chant that is as big as Let's Get Ready To Rumble. And the

:18:33. > :18:40.song was called girl are you ready and it went

:18:40. > :18:48.# Girl are you ready # I ain't going to rush you

:18:48. > :18:58.# Girl are you ready girl are you ready

:18:58. > :18:59.

:18:59. > :19:08.# I ain't going to rush you. I wish I remembered the chorus.

:19:08. > :19:18.That wasn't the chorus! Zmoo it was all sultry and, oh baby,

:19:18. > :19:21.

:19:21. > :19:27.and then... The moves are clearly still there. It was fun for a bit.

:19:27. > :19:34.We would do a take that medley and stuff. At the moment James is

:19:34. > :19:39.starring in the West End, with amazing reviews. It is going to

:19:39. > :19:45.broodway. It is amazing. We were supposed to finish six weeks ago

:19:45. > :19:50.and it did so well we have moved to the West End and that's taken more

:19:50. > :19:59.money than any play in the West End ever. On 1st April we go to New

:19:59. > :20:05.York and we open at the Music Box on broodway on the 6th. If it works

:20:05. > :20:14.we will be there for six months and if it doesn't we will be back in

:20:14. > :20:18.six days. You hear about these things that people do a play on

:20:18. > :20:22.broodway and it was a hit and lots of film stars come to see the play.

:20:22. > :20:26.When we were going, people were saying you are going to have the

:20:26. > :20:30.greatest time, people are going to see you, you are going to meet so

:20:30. > :20:37.many amazing people and so many shows we would do, there would be

:20:37. > :20:41.incredible people watching the play. One day there was like David Bowie,

:20:41. > :20:45.Stephen Spielberg, Steve Martin, all in the same audience, every

:20:45. > :20:51.every and every night no-one would come back, nobody would come and

:20:51. > :20:58.say hello, because we were a group of British boys. But at the time,

:20:58. > :21:03.everyone said they would come and say hello. One day Harrison Ford

:21:03. > :21:09.was in watching the show and he was there at the bottom of the stairs

:21:09. > :21:13.and I went over and said, can I just say, you are the first person

:21:13. > :21:20.who has come back to say hello, and it really means a lot, thank you so

:21:20. > :21:30.much. It is a real honour to meet you. At that moment a gay came

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:21:34. > :21:41.round and said "Your car is ready, Mr Ford" and he just went.

:21:41. > :21:45.We are about to meet handsome leading man, he is the star of

:21:45. > :21:55.Limitless and a great friend of the show, the sexiest man alive,

:21:55. > :22:10.

:22:10. > :22:17.Hello. It's a great show. I have been watching. I like talking to

:22:17. > :22:25.you but now you are the sexiest man alive, it's official, he is the

:22:25. > :22:35.sexiest man alive. I am number five on Heat's weird

:22:35. > :22:42.

:22:42. > :22:48.Is it a weird thing being the sexiest man alive. It's the worst.

:22:48. > :22:52.It's so awful! Are you a little self-conscious? I am 36-years-old

:22:52. > :22:57.and don't care about anything like that any more. This happened and I

:22:57. > :23:05.start today realise just how not sexy I am. I have a lot of moments

:23:05. > :23:10.when I am walking down and I open up the door, I will go, that could

:23:10. > :23:14.have been a lot sexier and then the other thing, it is awful admitting

:23:14. > :23:19.this, because there was such a backlash to when they announced it,

:23:19. > :23:29.and Ryan Godsen, who I love, we were both in Paris last week and a

:23:29. > :23:31.

:23:31. > :23:36.friend of mine showed me a photograph, he looks like he is in

:23:36. > :23:41.the photo shoot, like he came off the runway, with the scarf and

:23:41. > :23:49.there was one of me and I look like the neighbour who never comes out

:23:49. > :23:59.of his house. He says, maybe you should just stay in. This is rare,

:23:59. > :24:01.

:24:01. > :24:06.because you have sexiest man alive, Esquire, the sexiest woman a life.

:24:06. > :24:16.I am the sexiest woman alive according to my boyfriend. You are

:24:16. > :24:47.

:24:47. > :24:52.Don't get your hopes up, it's People have gone a bit funny about

:24:52. > :24:59.the Rye an thing. It was pretty intense. Are they being mean?

:24:59. > :25:06.Nothing has physically happened to me. What is the backlash? Ryan

:25:07. > :25:16.Gosling fans are annoyed Bradley Cooper has been voted sexiest man

:25:17. > :25:22.

:25:22. > :25:32.alive. Was Ryan Gosling it last year? So last year. He's brilliant,

:25:32. > :25:32.

:25:32. > :25:39.but you are fit. I am the only person on this sofa you haven't hit

:25:39. > :25:47.on. Do something now. Lovely to see you Bradley Cooper.

:25:47. > :25:53.Why are you here? I am here to be in lovely London and Paris and

:25:53. > :25:57.promote the Hangover Part IIDVD which is released on Monday.

:25:57. > :26:07.The last time you were here it was to tell us about the film. It then

:26:07. > :26:16.went on to earn $581 million, the highest grossing R rated comedy of

:26:16. > :26:23.all time. Comedy, actually. I think so. I am sensing hangover three

:26:23. > :26:27.won't be that far away? personally want to do it. I know

:26:28. > :26:32.Todd Phillips is working on the script. I imagine someone will make

:26:32. > :26:38.that, even if it is half as successful, it is worth doing. Do

:26:38. > :26:42.you not know,... What it is going to be about. Ons vusly it will be

:26:42. > :26:47.about a hangover. I think we adhered to the formula in the

:26:47. > :26:52.second one, and the third one, which would close the whole trilogy,

:26:52. > :26:55.which it would be, even though we thought we would never make a

:26:55. > :27:02.second one, I think it will take place in Los Angeles and maybe not

:27:02. > :27:07.adhere to the structure, it might be different. Oh, you tease us. It

:27:07. > :27:14.is out on December 59. I can't believe there is anyone alive who

:27:14. > :27:22.hasn't seen it, but if you haven't, here is a clip.

:27:23. > :27:32.I think it happened again. What did you do? I didn't do anything, I

:27:33. > :27:54.

:27:54. > :28:04.I'm scared. Moaning)

:28:04. > :28:10.

:28:10. > :28:20.Get up, we've got a situation. Where are we? Oh my God, Alan, your

:28:20. > :28:22.

:28:22. > :28:30.head. Your head! It's a funny film. Not the only one

:28:30. > :28:35.with a DVD in the stores. Sarah Millican has a DVD out. Chatter box.

:28:35. > :28:41.Some confusion about the title of this show. I called it chatter box

:28:41. > :28:51.because that is what I am. A man said is it based on the film

:28:51. > :28:51.

:28:51. > :29:01.Chatter box, I Googled it, it is American, and it is about a woman

:29:01. > :29:03.

:29:03. > :29:07.who has a talking vagina. It is a real film. Chatter box? It is

:29:07. > :29:11.really good. I watched the fires few minutes of it and in the first

:29:11. > :29:21.few minutes, a man and woman have sex and when they finish, she says

:29:21. > :29:27.

:29:27. > :29:35.that was lovely, equivalent, then her vagina, "It was all right ". Oh

:29:35. > :29:44.my God. How many times have you wanted to say that. You are still

:29:44. > :29:54.on tour? I am, until May. It is quite a sexual show, there is a lot

:29:54. > :29:54.

:29:54. > :30:01.of sex chat in it? Sex chat. I think it is when, I have been with

:30:01. > :30:09.my fella for five years, and things that pop up - that sounds terrible

:30:09. > :30:16.- perfectly good sized things pop up now and again, and it's not

:30:16. > :30:21.always expected. We were having a carvery, as much meat as you like,

:30:21. > :30:28.and in his pudding, he got custard in a jug and he poured the custard

:30:28. > :30:36.on to his pieding and licked the spout of the custard jug and I was

:30:36. > :30:46.actually aroused. I leaned over to him and said "Get in the car ".

:30:46. > :30:46.

:30:46. > :30:52."Bring the custard ". You are in the company of fine

:30:52. > :30:58.actors. Have you done voice overs or acting? I am not very good. I do

:30:58. > :31:03.me very well. Maybe my friend I thought could help me become better.

:31:03. > :31:13.I said why don't you tell me in motions, and I will see if I can

:31:13. > :31:13.

:31:13. > :31:19.convey with my face. He said happy, sad, and then he said surprised,

:31:19. > :31:27.and it was going really well. Then there was a long pause because he

:31:27. > :31:35.had run out of emotions. There was a lovely moment when he got an

:31:35. > :31:44.inspiration, he said like you have seen a monkey. You would have been

:31:44. > :31:48.marvellous in hangover two. Was it an illusionist, you thought

:31:48. > :31:52.right I am going to get this. don't have a choice when you are

:31:52. > :32:02.trying to get a part that people haven't seen you do before. It is

:32:02. > :32:03.

:32:03. > :32:09.so very competitive. I dressed up and complete costume from 1,900,

:32:09. > :32:16.skirt and big collar, long slefed hair. You You zrof to the audition

:32:16. > :32:21.in full costume and went to reception. I knew it was going to

:32:21. > :32:29.go one way or another. In Britain people would freak out if you

:32:29. > :32:35.showed up in costume. It has to be that costume, it can't be a tomato

:32:35. > :32:41.or something. Auditioning is so weird, it is the weirdest thing in

:32:41. > :32:49.the world. I remember going for an audition once for a commercial, a

:32:49. > :32:56.Dutch commercial for a yoghurt and the guy says to me, we that is what

:32:56. > :33:03.I want you to, I want you to turn the camera on, pretend you are

:33:03. > :33:11.completely naked, and you are sitting down on a block of ice. But

:33:11. > :33:15.it must not be comical in any way. The crazy thing is you do it. What

:33:15. > :33:25.you should do is say this is ridiculous, but before you know it,

:33:25. > :33:42.

:33:42. > :33:48."This is good James ". Before you made it big, you must

:33:48. > :33:51.have gone for... Thousands of commercials auditions, you are

:33:51. > :33:56.hundreds before you waiting and you are making fun of everybody going

:33:56. > :34:01.in and then you go in, you will do anything they ask. Especially when

:34:01. > :34:06.it is food. I remember going to all these Burger King commercials and

:34:06. > :34:09.they have boxes of Hamburgers, and you have to eat it like you love it.

:34:09. > :34:19.You would see there is a bite out of it because they are cutting

:34:19. > :34:20.

:34:20. > :34:25.costs. That was very good. Thank you. I did book a Wendy's

:34:25. > :34:33.commercial. It never aired. What happens to those audition tapes.

:34:33. > :34:38.have them all catalogued. I tried to do a voice over show reel to see

:34:38. > :34:45.if I had any skills in that area and the fella said can you do sexy.

:34:46. > :34:53.I said no. He said try. I had to try. He said you sound like you are

:34:53. > :35:03.dying. He said can you do bored. So I tried. He said, it's quite sexy.

:35:03. > :35:11.

:35:11. > :35:15.I'm only sexy when imed board, so I only hope I get BEEP in the post

:35:15. > :35:25.office queue. Now it is The One and Only Mr Lenny

:35:25. > :35:33.

:35:33. > :35:38.# Martin Luther King, he had a vision

:35:39. > :35:43.# And that's a fact # He died so we could see that was

:35:43. > :35:46.his mission # So don't look back

:35:46. > :35:51.# There is no division don't you understand?

:35:51. > :35:55.# The future looks as though it has come around

:35:55. > :36:05.# And maybe we have finally found our common ground

:36:05. > :36:16.

:36:16. > :36:23.# We're the children of our father # If you're looking back Obama

:36:23. > :36:28.# We're black and white America # In 1963 my father married a black

:36:28. > :36:32.woman # And when they walked the streets

:36:32. > :36:37.they were in danger # Look what you've done

:36:37. > :36:42.# But they just kept on walking forward hand in hand

:36:42. > :36:47.# The future looks as though it has come around hp

:36:47. > :36:53.# And maybe we have finally found our common ground

:36:53. > :36:58.# We're the children of our father # If you're looking back Obama

:36:58. > :37:08.# We're black and white America # We've waited so long

:37:08. > :37:37.

:37:37. > :37:41.# The future looks as though it has come around

:37:41. > :37:48.# And maybe we have finally found our common ground

:37:48. > :37:52.# We're the children of our father # If you're looking back Obama

:37:52. > :37:55.# We're black and white America # The future looks as though it has

:37:55. > :37:59.come around # And maybe we have finally found

:37:59. > :38:09.our common ground # We're the children of the father

:38:09. > :38:14.

:38:14. > :38:24.# If you're looking back Obama # We're black and white America.

:38:24. > :38:27.

:38:27. > :38:37.Hash black and white America # Gonna keep a moving forward

:38:37. > :39:02.

:39:02. > :39:12.APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Hello, sir.

:39:12. > :39:21.

:39:21. > :39:24.Thank you very much for doing that. That is off the album, out since

:39:25. > :39:29.August, Black and White America. You are drifting into the acting

:39:29. > :39:34.now. Yes. You were so good in Precious. Thank you very much.

:39:34. > :39:41.you plan to do more? Yes, I am doing more in between touring. I do

:39:41. > :39:47.have a day job. But I just did a movie which was coming out in March.

:39:47. > :39:53.I am going to be doing another one with Lee Daniels who directed

:39:54. > :39:59.Precious. Congratulations. We are nearly out of time. Thanks to Lenny,

:39:59. > :40:05.but before we go, we do have time for a story in the Red Chair.

:40:05. > :40:15.Who is up first? What is your name?. Jordan. Where are you from? London.

:40:15. > :40:25.

:40:25. > :40:35.Do you have a job? Sports marketing. Nice. It is about my my worst day

:40:35. > :40:37.

:40:37. > :40:44.ever. I went out for a date on the boat. Would I like the story,

:40:44. > :40:50.people like the story, we are hoping for a crowd-pleaser. I took

:40:50. > :40:59.a girl out for dinner on a lovely boat. She chose the most expensive

:40:59. > :41:04.things on the menu. I'm thinking I'm in. I go in for the kiss, she

:41:04. > :41:10.had cycled to the restaurant, got to the river, went in for a peck on

:41:10. > :41:16.the cheek. Go for the second part, but she is adjusting her scarf,

:41:16. > :41:26.elbows me in the face, I'm in the river. Sheb went off and left me

:41:26. > :41:30.

:41:30. > :41:40.there. No-one comes out of that story well. That's an all right

:41:40. > :41:40.

:41:40. > :41:49.story. You can walk, sir. A girl wouldn't do that lightly,

:41:49. > :41:59.would she. Proper bell end. That is the only reason you fill up on the

:41:59. > :42:07.

:42:07. > :42:17.food. She's eating a lot, I'm out of here!

:42:17. > :42:20.

:42:20. > :42:30.She's having pasta, no! Ch One more. Hello. Hi, Graham. My name is Paula.

:42:30. > :42:35.

:42:35. > :42:45.Where are you from? Whitechapel. I am a teacher. Do you teach

:42:45. > :42:48.

:42:48. > :42:54.subjects? Primary school teacher. Off you go. I decided to take up

:42:54. > :43:00.psych link and I cycled the eight miles from Tottenham where I live

:43:00. > :43:09.to all gate east where I taught. My boyfriend phoned me up to find out

:43:09. > :43:13.how I got on. Your life has changed so much. He phoned me up to find

:43:13. > :43:19.out how the ride had gone. I said it's OK but I found Stamford Hill a

:43:19. > :43:27.challenge. He said to me, what gather were you in I said I had my

:43:27. > :43:31.track suit, trainers... Oh, dear. If you would like to join us on the

:43:32. > :43:40.Red Chair, apply at our website. Thank you to all our lovely guests