Episode 6

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:00:10. > :00:15.Tonight we've the star of Men In Tonight we've the star of Men In

:00:15. > :00:20.Black, the brilliant Jill Smith is - LAUGHTER - oh, what am I doing? Just

:00:20. > :00:24.wipe the audience's memory. Tonight on the show, the star of Men In

:00:24. > :00:34.Black, the wonderful Will Smith is here, let's start the show! APPLAUSE

:00:34. > :00:47.

:00:47. > :00:51.Oh, oh! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Oh, oh! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.

:00:51. > :00:56.Good evening, everybody, oh, this is it, ladies and gentlemen. Oh, what

:00:56. > :01:00.great show we've got for you tonight. I tell you, tonight we

:01:00. > :01:07.really are hoping to cheer up viewers north of the border where

:01:07. > :01:11.the price of alcohol is going to be increased to 50p a unit. 50p a unit!

:01:11. > :01:17.Bad news for you Scottish You may have to watch the show

:01:17. > :01:22.sober, or as BBC Scotland call it "high definition". Now, what

:01:22. > :01:24.we've got for you. We've got the biggest movie stars in the

:01:24. > :01:34.world, star of Independence Day, In Black,

:01:34. > :01:36.

:01:36. > :01:42.Bel Air himself, Will Smith is on the show! Yes, he is. APPLAUSE Take

:01:43. > :01:49.That's Gary Barlow is here, and musical legend Sir Tom Jones is with

:01:49. > :01:54.us. APPLAUSE . Something for everyone. So, Will is going to be

:01:54. > :02:00.talking about his new film Men In Black 3. Yes, I know. Now, the plot

:02:00. > :02:06.of Men In Black is that aliens live amongst us. That's

:02:06. > :02:16.to be honest. I mean, how could alien like this go unnoticed? Well,

:02:16. > :02:20.

:02:20. > :02:26.small wig - hello. LAUGHTER. Uncanny, that is. Will is back

:02:26. > :02:31.playing Agent J, as always armed with the latest hi-tech weapons.

:02:31. > :02:40.Slightly odd-shaped gun. Any recognise that? Oh yes, you do,

:02:40. > :02:48.don't you? Spread 'em! LAUGHTER. that what you say? I don't know.

:02:48. > :02:52.Stick em up? Gary Barlow is on X Factor, Tom Jones on The Voice, both

:02:52. > :02:58.talent shows, but what is the point now, ladies and gentlemen? We have

:02:58. > :03:03.reached the pinnacle of talent. Yes, congratulations to Pudsey and

:03:03. > :03:11.Ashleigh! APPLAUSE . Yes, who won half a million pounds in

:03:11. > :03:15.Got Talent, that is right Pudsey the dog is now richer than Greece.

:03:15. > :03:21.Weirdly, no one has seen Pudsey since Amanda Holden left the

:03:21. > :03:25.aftershow party. LAUGHTER. So Pudsey is off to Hollywood. I do

:03:25. > :03:29.hope it works out because you so many young dogs have gone over

:03:29. > :03:35.there and ended up there and ended up starring in

:03:35. > :03:42.wrong sorts of films. Let's get some guests on, ladies and

:03:42. > :03:52.What's that ticking,'s the original sex bomb, it's Sir Tom Jones!

:03:52. > :04:02.APPLAUSE , CHEERING. Have a seat, sir. Tom Jones! He

:04:02. > :04:02.

:04:02. > :04:08.always re-lights my fire, it's Gary Barlow! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE .

:04:08. > :04:18.Have a seat there, Gary Barlow. And here comes the Man in Black,

:04:18. > :04:32.

:04:33. > :04:39.wow, I'm sensing a level of wow, I'm sensing a level of

:04:39. > :04:44.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE excitement in the room. SCREAMING.

:04:44. > :04:49.OK, OK - wow. We are here for a while, we are calm. I'm already

:04:49. > :04:51.thinking you all know each other, because you guys were at the Nenad

:04:51. > :04:57.because you guys were at the because you guys were at the

:04:57. > :05:02.millennium Concert? Yes, we together at the Millennium. But we

:05:02. > :05:06.worked together classically Fresh Prince Of Bel Air. And Mr

:05:06. > :05:09.Barlow, you know him as well, don't you? We were drinking, things

:05:09. > :05:12.happened and we said we would never talk about it. It's almost that

:05:12. > :05:17.story. I wasn't going to mention that one, I was going to mention

:05:17. > :05:24.something else. I don't know if you remember, but I do. Uh oh. Does

:05:24. > :05:29.anyone remember the Smash Hits poll awards in 1993? That is right. I

:05:29. > :05:39.remember those awards. You had a dance-off with one of our band

:05:39. > :05:40.

:05:40. > :05:48.members, and I must say he whooped your arse. No, it's not true. Have

:05:48. > :05:52.we got a close-up of Will and Jason? We were like 12. So ladies and

:05:52. > :06:02.gentlemen, let's recap just how awesome this couch is. CHEERING

:06:02. > :06:03.

:06:03. > :06:07.These are big, big stars, Sir Tom These are big, big stars, Sir Tom

:06:07. > :06:16.Jones, over 100 million albums sold, now releasing your 38th studio

:06:16. > :06:20.Don't you just want to have a drink Don't you just want to have a drink

:06:20. > :06:24.at lunchtime and sit in a nice bungalow in Wales? I do.

:06:24. > :06:27.keeps you going? Well, the love of it. I just love singing and I'm

:06:27. > :06:32.getting paid for it. That helps. There's nothing better than

:06:32. > :06:37.when you do something you love, and then you can - it's like a hobby,

:06:38. > :06:41.you turn a hobby into a profession. Absolutely, yes. So it's not like

:06:41. > :06:44.work at all. I was asked the other day "Are you working hard?", I said

:06:44. > :06:52."I haven't worked since 1962". LAUGHTER.

:06:52. > :06:56.And Gary Barlow, again, one singles, the highest grossing UK

:06:57. > :07:04.tour last year, and of course leader of the greatest boyband of all

:07:04. > :07:07.ladies and gentlemen. CHEERING APPLAUSE

:07:07. > :07:12.here they come. Don't you hate here they come. Don't you hate

:07:12. > :07:22.those old pictures? You look you look good in that. Do you

:07:22. > :07:23.

:07:23. > :07:29.Don't make us cry again, Take That Don't make us cry again, Take That

:07:29. > :07:34.are coming back, because you have been away a while. Of course.

:07:34. > :07:42.we have been away for nearly a year. That's a long time. Not when you

:07:42. > :07:47.are our age, it isn't? It takes that long to heal. Then we come to

:07:47. > :07:54.Mr Will Smith, ladies and gentlemen. Not just the first rap artist to

:07:54. > :07:59.a Grammy, also twice Oscar-nominated. You are

:07:59. > :08:09.incredibly bankable star. every movie you've made has

:08:09. > :08:10.

:08:10. > :08:13.excess of $100 million. That's incredible. That's good. APPLAUSE

:08:13. > :08:16.successful music artist, you have been a successful actor,

:08:16. > :08:23.Independence Day took it all to a different level.

:08:23. > :08:26.yes. That must have been amazing you and your family, your parents,

:08:26. > :08:30.to see. Yes, that was the first movie, Independence Day came

:08:30. > :08:35.broke all of these box office records and it was huge. I remember

:08:35. > :08:41.that Monday morning I was in Los Angeles and my family was in

:08:41. > :08:47.Philadelphia, so it was 6.00 am in Philadelphia and 3.00 am in Los

:08:47. > :08:50.Angeles and my father calls me he said "Man, you see these

:08:50. > :08:56.numbers?", I said Dad, it's 3.00 in the morning, I didn't see anything.

:08:56. > :09:02.He said "Remember when I told there's no such thing as luck?",

:09:02. > :09:09.was like "Yeah, Daddy", and he said "Remember what I told you, you put

:09:09. > :09:19.your mind to it, it ain't no luck, it's what you create", and I said

:09:19. > :09:20.

:09:20. > :09:25.yes, man, I remember. He said "Man, that's bull, you are the luckiest

:09:25. > :09:34.man alive". A huge movie like that obviously creates action figures and

:09:34. > :09:40.some of them aren't that great. I doubt even Geoff's mother would

:09:40. > :09:44.recognise him from that. Bill Pullman has a passing resemblance.

:09:44. > :09:54.Yes. But they saved their work. Ladies and gentlemen,

:09:54. > :09:58.

:09:58. > :10:06.Will Smith. Wow. That is a shocker, isn't it? Yes, I look like Rambro.

:10:06. > :10:11.But it doesn't look like you at They are like: listen. Just make

:10:11. > :10:16.it black. They will know it's him. It really is like they did that. It

:10:16. > :10:25.really is. You are not the only one, an action figure. Mr Barlow, oh

:10:25. > :10:34.yeah. These are old. He has got a necklace and everything. He is

:10:34. > :10:40.dancing. APPLAUSE. Now that's funny. That one is funny. OK, it's not that

:10:40. > :10:48.funny. No one wants this on the of their toy: not suitable for

:10:48. > :10:51.children under 36 months due to small parts. LAUGHTER

:10:51. > :10:54.Hey listen, let me say one thing, Hey listen, let me say one thing,

:10:54. > :11:00.when we got those dolls the thing we all did was pull

:11:00. > :11:06.pants down, and there's no small parts at all. Do you mind telling

:11:06. > :11:10.the story, the story about you going to check out the doll? That was

:11:10. > :11:12.the days when we had no control at all over what was going on so we

:11:12. > :11:16.didn't get the prototypes or anything, we were just told the

:11:16. > :11:26.dolls are being released on Monday, so by Friday I couldn't wait any

:11:26. > :11:34.longer and so I put a cap on, glasses, and I went off to Toys R Us

:11:34. > :11:39.in Chester, and I was going down the aisles, Cindy, Action Man, then I

:11:39. > :11:49.came across the Take That thought this is it. Mark, Howard,

:11:49. > :11:50.

:11:50. > :11:55.- I must have sold out. So I went - I must have sold out. So I went

:11:55. > :12:00.up to the till and really tilted my cap down and I said to the girl

:12:00. > :12:06."Excuse me, have you got the Take That Gary doll?", and she went "No,

:12:06. > :12:11.we don't have them. You've got to buy Mark, Robbie, Howard, Jason,

:12:11. > :12:21.collect the coupons, send them off and you get Gary for free". APPLAUSE

:12:21. > :12:22.

:12:22. > :12:27.that's cold. It was. I flew on the phone to management. LAUGHTER.

:12:27. > :12:36.That's fantastic. Tom, have you ever been made into a doll

:12:36. > :12:38.kind? Erm, nothing that I can about. LAUGHTER

:12:38. > :12:45.OK, all right Tom. I think my OK, all right Tom. I think my

:12:45. > :12:50.sister has one of those. LAUGHTER. APPLAUSE

:12:50. > :12:56.So Will Smith, Mr Summer So Will Smith, Mr Summer

:12:56. > :13:01.Blockbuster, so many of them, Independence Day, Men In Black,

:13:01. > :13:06.Hancock - you own the summer and now you are back to take the summer

:13:06. > :13:10.Men In Black 3. Thank you. We've missed you. It has been nearly

:13:10. > :13:18.years? Yes, I have been working the family stuff. We did the Karate

:13:18. > :13:23.Kid and my daughter was whipping hair. Back and forth. How old is

:13:23. > :13:30.Willow now? She is 11 and her big record was with my hair, and as

:13:30. > :13:36.see she has cut her hair off. You know, and I was like "Wait, honey,

:13:36. > :13:41.no!", you can't whip your head, baby. But, you know, she

:13:41. > :13:45.handful. She is so absolutely positively knows what she wants to

:13:45. > :13:51.do, and I have to do what she says. You know, and it's just - it's

:13:51. > :13:57.beautiful. You mentioned your son Jaden, of course and he has had a

:13:57. > :14:01.number one film himself. Karate Kid. Look at him, so

:14:01. > :14:05.He has the Smith ears. Because you produced the Karate Kid? Yes, yes.

:14:05. > :14:11.So you are producing a movie your son is in. Yes. How much do

:14:11. > :14:18.you pay him? Well, less than I would if he was somebody else's kid.

:14:18. > :14:23.LAUGHTER. You know, it's funny because he is such a hard worker,

:14:23. > :14:28.I'm just really proud of how dedicated he is. He doesn't perceive

:14:28. > :14:32.it as something he is supposed have, he doesn't perceive it that

:14:32. > :14:35.it's supposed to be easy. He out there and

:14:35. > :14:39.sometimes has to work twice as hard as other people because he is

:14:39. > :14:43.son. Now he has had a taste of it though, is he kind of

:14:43. > :14:49.you? Yes, you know, he kind of at the dinner table and he is like

:14:49. > :14:54.looking across the table at me, you know, looking at me like I am meat,

:14:54. > :14:58.you know, but he just - he really wants it badly and he wants to prove

:14:58. > :15:03.it to me but he also wants to show me, and it's just - we are working

:15:03. > :15:12.together now actually on a also. Oh, and Gary, because one of

:15:12. > :15:16.your daughters has kind of gone into show business as well, hasn't she?

:15:16. > :15:20.Not the film industry I am afraid but if you are looking for any new

:15:20. > :15:27.characters we can talk afterwards. We will talk later, OK. I saw your

:15:27. > :15:30.daughter in the Wizard of Oz. is right, Emily. Is she doing more?

:15:30. > :15:35.She is nine, she is going to big school in September so we've made

:15:35. > :15:41.her go back to exams now. You horrible, horrible - you animal!

:15:41. > :15:48.That's how we do it these days. Willow is whipping her hair back and

:15:48. > :15:51.forth, she is 11. Will Smith's a great Dad! And Jaden, I guess

:15:52. > :15:58.needs to be prepared for - he is about to be crushed now by Men In

:15:58. > :16:02.Black 3, which is going to be you. I tell him all the time, son, if you

:16:02. > :16:10.listen to everything that I say and if you stay focused, I

:16:10. > :16:12.will be the second biggest movie star in the world. LAUGHTER

:16:12. > :16:13.Because Men In Black obviously is Because Men In Black obviously is

:16:13. > :16:14.Because Men In Black obviously is opening all over the world, it's

:16:14. > :16:14.opening all over the world, it's opening all over the world, it's

:16:14. > :16:21.Because Men In Black obviously going to be a big movie and it's

:16:21. > :16:28.3D? It's in 3D, yes. It's the first one of the series that's in 3D. I

:16:28. > :16:32.was very concerned about how my ears would look in 3D. LAUGHTER.

:16:32. > :16:42.But I've seen the film and You know, my ears aren't going to be

:16:42. > :16:43.

:16:43. > :16:48.in your popcorn. You don't turn your head much. None of that whoof.

:16:48. > :16:52.Jeez, you are going to put someone's eye out with that thing. I've

:16:52. > :16:58.the movie, it's really funny lots of action and the thrust of

:16:58. > :17:04.is that it's time travel? Tommy Lee Jones' character Agent

:17:04. > :17:14.is killed and my character, Agent J has to time jump to the past to

:17:14. > :17:15.

:17:15. > :17:19.prevent the murder and Josh Brolin plays the young Tommy Lee Jones and

:17:19. > :17:25.he gives a performance - the greatest tribute is that you forget.

:17:25. > :17:31.You think you are watching a Tommy Lee Jones and some people

:17:31. > :17:36.think that Tommy looped the voice but that is all Josh. A great actor.

:17:36. > :17:40.Some movies are so complicated you just can't follow them or they

:17:41. > :17:47.full of holes but you guys nailed it. Did that take ages? Yes,

:17:47. > :17:52.because the thing about time travel is it's not real, right? LAUGHTER.

:17:52. > :17:57.But there are rules. Yes, there are rules, but it's not real and there

:17:57. > :18:02.are rules so you find yourself having really, really dumb

:18:02. > :18:07.arguments. These types of movies just like that. Barry, the director,

:18:08. > :18:09.his perspective and his twisted humour is the

:18:09. > :18:18.For Old For

:18:18. > :18:24.Black, so it's very clever. But it's funny but also a bit after

:18:24. > :18:28.boohoo. I'm going to use that, a bit of a boohoo. But listen, we

:18:28. > :18:38.have a clip. The movie opens on 25th May. This scene will not make

:18:38. > :18:39.

:18:39. > :18:49.Table 3 over there just drank his Table 3 over there just drank his

:18:49. > :18:51.

:18:51. > :19:01.fourth cup. PHONE RINGS. The crashed - Give us a minute, will

:19:01. > :19:06.you, chief? We are in a situation. Yeah. I will take the one over

:19:06. > :19:16.there, I will take whoever is in the kitchen and meet you on the street.

:19:16. > :19:20.

:19:20. > :19:28.This is a very confusing time in my life. SCREAMING.

:19:28. > :19:34.Whoa! APPLAUSE . Very exciting. You Whoa! APPLAUSE . Very exciting. You

:19:34. > :19:37.wouldn't want to work in that restaurant, coming in for lunch

:19:37. > :19:42.shift, alien gunk on everything. Because Will, when

:19:42. > :19:47.location and stuff in the streets of New York, like in Men In Black 3 and

:19:47. > :19:54.stuff, people must be just - when they see you - yes, fans can be

:19:54. > :19:57.interesting, you know. He said interesting. No, we are interest New

:19:57. > :20:02.York and there are these four girls, and they are in a car, and I'm

:20:02. > :20:07.walking down the street, and they are probably 24 years old and it's

:20:07. > :20:17.Friday night and they are in their car, and the girl, she

:20:17. > :20:21.

:20:21. > :20:26.the window "Oh shit, Will!", and boom, into the car in front of you,

:20:26. > :20:32.and "Will, can you sign this", just slammed into the car in front of her

:20:32. > :20:35.but was getting your autograph. Tom, people famously over the years

:20:35. > :20:41.who love Tom Jones, they love Tom Jones. Your fans are really

:20:41. > :20:47.passionate about you. CHEERING. Back, back. But there's a bizarre

:20:47. > :20:53.story, did one fan sort of you in a toilet? Yes, yes. We were

:20:53. > :20:57.coming down the M1 motorway and had my band with me and I said we

:20:57. > :21:03.have to stop, use the toilet, so we all walked in there and this

:21:03. > :21:08.must have seen me, so she ran into the men's toilet, and I was actually

:21:08. > :21:14.in the booth, you know what I mean, in the - yes. And all my band

:21:15. > :21:19.all standing there, and laughing because they could

:21:19. > :21:26.that she was - and she just came up over the top of the door. So I

:21:26. > :21:35.started shouting at her and she said: ooh, you have terrible

:21:35. > :21:43.manners. I thought I can't even, you know, go to the toilet now. I'm

:21:43. > :21:48.lot more polite when I'm not pooping! So listen, obviously

:21:48. > :21:55.are a massive star who then turned to acting. The thing I didn't know

:21:55. > :21:59.was there was quite a serious dip in between those two careers? Oh yes,

:21:59. > :22:04.yes. But you made millions. What happened to the money? Man, I had

:22:04. > :22:13.spent it all. By the time I was I was broke. We put an album out

:22:13. > :22:17.that flopped, and it was like "Uh oh", and I was very, very nervous,

:22:17. > :22:21.but you know, when rich people they are broke, people like Baroness

:22:21. > :22:27.they are broke, people like they are broke, people like Donald

:22:27. > :22:33.Trump, he says he is broke and means he is down to $4,000 a month,

:22:33. > :22:36.but I was properly broke. I couldn't afford gas for the motor scooter.

:22:36. > :22:41.was like trying to make something happen and that's when I moved

:22:41. > :22:44.Los Angeles, and there was television show and I would just go

:22:44. > :22:50.and stand outside the show every day and meet people. But did people

:22:50. > :22:56.recognise you? Yeah, but they - when you get broke, people try less

:22:56. > :23:01.to recognise you. LAUGHTER. They are like "Ooh, man", so there

:23:01. > :23:05.probably about a year and a half, and I just kept going to the show,

:23:05. > :23:11.kept going to the show, I was standing there and I met a guy named

:23:11. > :23:16.Benny who is the real Prince Of Bel Air. He actually moved

:23:16. > :23:20.in with his rich relatives of that and he pitched me the idea,

:23:20. > :23:24.and I met him just standing of the show. There's some guy

:23:24. > :23:28.standing outside of your show right now who is going to be famous,

:23:28. > :23:34.telling a story about it one day. And Tom, how did you end up in

:23:34. > :23:40.Fresh Prince Of Bel Air? They asked me to go on there. Fair enough. But

:23:40. > :23:46.before that, they were sort of talking about me because Carlton,

:23:47. > :23:51.the character, was a Tom Jones fan, and Will used to make fun of that. I

:23:51. > :23:57.wasn't making fun of it! No, but - it was the character. The

:23:57. > :24:00.was doing it, I wasn't doing it. No, no, but your character was cool

:24:00. > :24:07.and slick, and Carlton was trying to do my moves and all this, that and

:24:08. > :24:14.the other and then, at the end - oh, there you are. Wow. Both of you

:24:14. > :24:18.unchanged. LAUGHTER. Yes, so anyway, at the end of the show,

:24:18. > :24:24.last episode of the series, and so Carlton is looking through Will's

:24:24. > :24:29.records and he has a record of mine there. Yeah. So that was it, that

:24:29. > :24:33.was the payoff. And it's incredible, given that you have this

:24:33. > :24:36.phenomenal film career Prince doesn't go away. Less than

:24:37. > :24:42.that, every country in the world, that is the thing that I am most

:24:42. > :24:49.known for. No matter how big the movies get, it's the Fresh Prince

:24:49. > :24:54.everywhere. Oh! Does that bug you? Listen, man, as long as they are

:24:54. > :24:58.screaming "Will", I'm cool, but it's funny because the actor who plays

:24:58. > :25:02.Carlton, when we started the show we were trying to come up with names

:25:02. > :25:06.for the characters and we were talking about it and he pulled me

:25:06. > :25:10.aside and said: let me tell you something, whatever your

:25:10. > :25:14.name is, people are going to you that for the rest of your life.

:25:14. > :25:22.He said "Make your character's name Will Smith", you know, and he was so

:25:22. > :25:32.right. You know, when we go out together, people are like "Will,

:25:32. > :25:34.

:25:35. > :25:42.Will, Carlton"! In fairness, Carlton is better than Alphonseo,

:25:42. > :25:50.his real name. Famously, you performed the title rap, which I

:25:50. > :25:58.happen to know everyone knows. CHEERING

:25:58. > :26:05.Oh goodness. Including me. Oh, OK. Oh goodness. Including me. Oh, OK.

:26:05. > :26:11.Let me hand this over. This is quite heavy. Here you go, Gary. Oh

:26:11. > :26:21.goodness, OK. Now, you have seen some musicians before but get

:26:21. > :26:23.

:26:23. > :26:29.ready, my friend. LAUGHTER. OK, hit the track. OK - now, this is

:26:29. > :26:39.story about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down, and I liked to

:26:39. > :26:45.

:26:45. > :26:49.take a minute, just sit right there. In West Philadelphia born and

:26:49. > :26:54.raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days,

:26:54. > :26:58.out, maxin', relaxin' all cool, and all shootin' some b-ball outside of

:26:58. > :27:02.the school, when a couple of they were up to no good, started

:27:02. > :27:08.making trouble in my neighbourhood, I got in one little fight and my mom

:27:08. > :27:14.got scared, she said "You're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel

:27:14. > :27:21.Air", I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the licence Plate said

:27:21. > :27:27.fresh, it had dice in the mirror. Looked at my kingdom, I was finally

:27:27. > :27:36.there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air. CHEERING

:27:36. > :27:46.APPLAUSE. That's hilarious, that's fantastic.

:27:46. > :27:47.

:27:47. > :27:57.That was the synth it was done on well. Wow. Next tour. That's

:27:57. > :28:02.opener. Don't make fun, it has me all week to get that right.

:28:02. > :28:07.Thanks for doing that. Oh, enjoyed it. I remembered it. You

:28:07. > :28:11.did, you didn't hesitate second. No, it is so funny that that

:28:12. > :28:17.many people recognise that theme song, you know, and there's

:28:17. > :28:21.something about TV that's than movies or music, there's

:28:21. > :28:25.something about television it's like, you are in your

:28:25. > :28:30.at the house, you know, and you don't get dressed up to go, and it's

:28:30. > :28:35.like people come into your house and television really attaches you to

:28:35. > :28:43.people. Yeah. In a way that is extremely powerful, and it's

:28:43. > :28:46.humbling. Thank you. CHEERING APPLAUSE.

:28:46. > :28:51.Now, listen, it's an exciting time Now, listen, it's an exciting time

:28:51. > :28:57.here because it's jubilee year Gary Barlow, where would we be

:28:57. > :29:03.without you? CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. No, because it's a big year and the

:29:03. > :29:07.Queen, very hard to buy for. LAUGHTER. So Gary has got her

:29:07. > :29:13.lovely concert, which is on the - 4th. 4th June, that's the Monday,

:29:13. > :29:18.isn't it? Yes. And I believe there's a certain Sir Tom Jones on

:29:18. > :29:22.the agenda? Yes, that is right. My invitation is probably at the house.

:29:22. > :29:26.LAUGHTER. Yes, because I have been out the country, you know, so when I

:29:26. > :29:30.get home my invitation will probably be there. What do you think? Yes.

:29:30. > :29:37.Well, it should be. OK, don't you join in. When you said that Sir Tom

:29:37. > :29:41.was on the bill, did her eyes light up? Absolutely. No, the Queen

:29:41. > :29:45.absolutely delighted with line-up. Only a couple of weeks ago

:29:45. > :29:49.I got the job of presenting the whole plan of the concert to her,

:29:49. > :29:54.and I had learnt everything about this gig, I mean I know every

:29:54. > :29:57.that's on that, I even know every band member in Madness, I've got the

:29:57. > :30:02.whole thing, there's not she can throw at me where I'm going

:30:02. > :30:04.to falter, and I went "Your Majesty, this is what the concert is going to

:30:04. > :30:08.look like, it's going to be incredible, and this is

:30:08. > :30:13.going to be, you know, we are in front of the Palace", and she looked

:30:13. > :30:23.at it and she went "So all that equipment, how long is it going to

:30:23. > :30:24.

:30:24. > :30:28.so at this point I'm getting and I so at this point I'm getting and I

:30:28. > :30:32.said "Ooh, about six or seven hours", so she went: so the concert

:30:32. > :30:38.finishes at 10.30 at night which means you will be doing that all

:30:38. > :30:43.night while my family live at the front of the Palace. A

:30:43. > :30:46.of sweat just coming down here. So I said: anyway, moving on, Your

:30:46. > :30:51.Majesty, this is the royal box, this is where you will be sitting,

:30:51. > :30:56.she said "How am I going to get there?", and I'm thinking "Something

:30:56. > :30:59.else I don't know the answer to". Next time you are in that

:30:59. > :31:08.a thing that works for me, like when you get caught like that, you just

:31:08. > :31:14.said "Oh, what you call it gonna take care of that". Just try

:31:14. > :31:21.I will remember that, yes. Because Will, have you met royalty? Yes, we

:31:21. > :31:26.had a royal premiere and Charles was at the - oh, hey!

:31:26. > :31:31.you are. We did a royal premiere of Ali, and it was really cool, I'm

:31:31. > :31:36.sitting next to Prince Charles, you can't relax, I'm trying to pretend

:31:36. > :31:39.like I'm watching the movie so love scene comes up, Ali, my wife

:31:39. > :31:44.and I have a love scene, and Charles is sitting there, watching

:31:44. > :31:48.the movie and someone taps his shoulder before the love scene

:31:48. > :31:56.up and he does this, he looks down the whole time, looks down, looks

:31:56. > :32:00.down, and I'm thinking "Yo man, this is my best work". LAUGHTER. You

:32:00. > :32:05.know, and he had his head the whole time, the whole time, and somebody

:32:05. > :32:13.tapped him and he looked back up. was like: oh man, he messed the

:32:13. > :32:16.movie up for himself now. That was very cool. That's incredible, I

:32:16. > :32:22.never heard that. There will be no point in the concert when he needs

:32:22. > :32:28.to put his head down. LAUGHTER. course, Gary, you are not just

:32:28. > :32:38.organising the concert, yourself Andrew Lloyd Webber have composed

:32:38. > :32:44.

:32:44. > :32:47.Yes, the one thing the Queen is very Yes, the one thing the Queen is very

:32:47. > :32:52.proud of all this time is the Commonwealth and I thought wouldn't

:32:52. > :32:57.it be amazing if rather than just setting up in London and recording

:32:57. > :33:02.this track, let's go to all these cities where the Queen matters so

:33:02. > :33:06.much and add musicians piece by piece so we've made an hour

:33:06. > :33:10.documentary of the meeting of this song, so we go from Kenya

:33:10. > :33:15.Solomon Islands, and our last is back in the UK with the Military

:33:15. > :33:18.Wives who sing the vocals, the main vocals on this track. We've got

:33:18. > :33:23.little taste of the music it involves some of the filming

:33:23. > :33:33.around the Commonwealth. It's a really rousing sort of anthem.

:33:33. > :33:35.

:33:35. > :33:45.beautiful. Thank you. # Just sing

:33:45. > :33:45.

:33:45. > :33:51.# Just sing # Just sing

:33:51. > :33:56.# Come on and sing it louder # Singh it clearer

:33:56. > :34:02.# Knowing everyone will find your voice

:34:02. > :34:12.# Find your voice tonight # sing it louder, sing together,

:34:12. > :34:18.

:34:18. > :34:28.make this moment last forever # Hear a thousand voices shouting

:34:28. > :34:30.

:34:30. > :34:34.love # It's a bit boohoo. That's a bit

:34:34. > :34:38.boohoo, yes. That's Prince Harry dancing there? We got Prince Harry

:34:38. > :34:43.on the track. We met up with him in Jamaica and I took a tambourine

:34:43. > :34:47.along with me and said: would you just hit this for us? We were

:34:47. > :34:53.recording it, bang, spun it into track. Beautiful. When you

:34:53. > :34:58.Prince Harry, did he strike you very tall? Everyone is tall

:34:59. > :35:06.compared to me. I don't think you are this small. Yes, yes, he is

:35:06. > :35:13.quite tall. No, that's the Rings version. LAUGHTER. He is

:35:13. > :35:23.a big fella though. Listen, the single Sing is part of the

:35:23. > :35:23.

:35:23. > :35:29.Gary Barlow and the Commonwealth Band, and that is out on 29th May.

:35:29. > :35:36.That's beautiful. I will take that, thank you. Thank you, sir. Thank

:35:36. > :35:42.you. It's music time and of course I mentioned this is your 38th studio

:35:42. > :35:46.album, Tom, here it is. It's out on 21st May and Hit Or Miss that you

:35:46. > :35:53.are performing is out now, right? Yes. And you are working

:35:53. > :35:58.with the cool kids. The producer of this is Kings of Leon producer?

:35:58. > :36:03.Yes, Ethan, he did my last two albums. It's great working with him

:36:03. > :36:08.because you work from scratch. Now you can get in there, kick things

:36:08. > :36:14.around and it's great working him. Thank you very much, you are

:36:14. > :36:17.going to be singing live - oh all right, there you go. You are never

:36:17. > :36:22.going to be broke again. You are never making that mistake again.

:36:22. > :36:29.LAUGHTER. All right, if you want to go over

:36:29. > :36:32.and get ready to do the business. Yes, OK. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.

:36:32. > :36:36.There he goes, very good. In moment we will have this week's

:36:36. > :36:46.stories in the Red Chair but first, performing his new single, Hit Or

:36:46. > :36:51.

:36:51. > :36:56.Miss, it is Sir Tom Jones! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:36:56. > :37:01.# I was sitting down # I was sitting down

:37:01. > :37:03.# All by myself # Listening to everybody, everybody

:37:03. > :37:09.saying # Be like everybody

:37:09. > :37:18.# Oh you see # I got to be me

:37:18. > :37:25.# Cos there ain't nobody just like this

:37:25. > :37:29.# I got to be me # Oh baby, hit or miss

:37:29. > :37:33.# Then I look at you sitting there # You're all by yourself

:37:33. > :37:39.# You're listening to everybody, everybody

:37:39. > :37:49.# Saying be like everybody else # Oh, you see

:37:49. > :37:49.

:37:49. > :37:53.# You got to believe # And there ain't nobody just like

:37:53. > :37:59.this # You've got to believe

:37:59. > :38:09.# Oh baby hit or miss # Yeah

:38:09. > :38:32.

:38:32. > :38:35.# I was sitting there # I was sitting there

:38:35. > :38:40.# All by myself # Listening to everybody

:38:40. > :38:47.# Everybody saying be like everybody else

:38:47. > :38:53.# Oh, you see # I've got to be me

:38:53. > :38:59.# Cos there ain't nobody just like this

:38:59. > :39:04.# I got to be me # Oh baby hit or miss

:39:04. > :39:10.# No, there ain't nobody just like this

:39:11. > :39:14.# I've got to be me # Oh baby hit or miss

:39:14. > :39:20.# You've got to believe # You've got to believe

:39:20. > :39:26.# You've got to believe # In yourself

:39:26. > :39:34.# Don't listen # To nobody

:39:34. > :39:44.# But yourself # Yeah

:39:44. > :39:47.

:39:47. > :39:51.# You got to believe # CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:39:51. > :40:01.thank you. Sir Tom Jones everybody. thank you. Sir Tom Jones everybody.

:40:01. > :40:05.Beautiful. Fantastic. Brilliant. Sir Tom Jones, very good.

:40:05. > :40:12.Beautiful. They loved it. Will is Beautiful. They loved it. Will is

:40:12. > :40:17.humming it. You know, I can't wait. I can't wait. All night.

:40:17. > :40:25.are running out of time but before we go just time for a story or

:40:25. > :40:33.in the Red Chair. Who is up first? Hello, nice lady, what's your name?

:40:33. > :40:38.Yasmin. Hi Will. What's up, baby? So your story? I was meeting my

:40:38. > :40:43.friend for lunch at Oxford and we decided to meet in front of Top Shop

:40:43. > :40:49.and go for lunch. Lovely plan. I was a bit early so I thought I would

:40:49. > :40:53.have a browse in Top Shop and I this girl who looked exactly like my

:40:53. > :40:59.mate, same jacket, same hair, same everything, so I thought I would

:40:59. > :41:05.play a prank on her, went up behind her, grabbed her bag and goes "Give

:41:05. > :41:10.me your bag, bitch, give me your bag", she turned round and she was

:41:10. > :41:16.like "Get off me, who is this person, please help me", and then,

:41:16. > :41:25.because I was near the entrance, two security guards started coming with

:41:25. > :41:30.me and took me away to a room, watching CCTV footage of me grabbing

:41:30. > :41:37.this random woman. I've never back since. You can walk lady, you

:41:37. > :41:43.can walk. One more. Did you just step on mire action figure?

:41:43. > :41:47.that's not you. Where are you? By the way, earlier you called it a

:41:47. > :41:50.doll, I think. It's not a doll; it's an action figure. My mistake.

:41:50. > :41:56.There's a difference. I will put the action figures back here.

:41:56. > :42:00.I've lost you. No, here you are. There you are. There. LAUGHTER. He

:42:00. > :42:06.is playing too. Look, he has got grippable hands, he could do that

:42:06. > :42:11.grippable hands, he could do that. OK, here we go. Hello. Hi.

:42:11. > :42:16.your name? Kate. And live? London. What do you do, Kate?

:42:16. > :42:23.I'm a student, studying English. Studying English? Yes. To teach

:42:23. > :42:30.to somebody? No, just university. Oh yes. To speak it.

:42:30. > :42:36.Yes. No, it sounds as though she got a plan. LAUGHTER. Got her life

:42:36. > :42:43.mapped out. LAUGHTER. It's not free anymore, Will. Someone is paying for

:42:43. > :42:50.this. Sorry, my dear, off you go with your story. Now, this is a

:42:50. > :42:55.story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside-down. Mmm.

:42:55. > :43:05.Just sit right there, take a minute to tell you how I became - don't

:43:05. > :43:09.you dare! LAUGHTER. Go on, baby. Born and raised. Finish your story,

:43:09. > :43:15.baby, finish your story. The playground was where I spent most of

:43:15. > :43:19.my days, relaxin' all cool, shootin' some

:43:19. > :43:24.b-ball outside of the school couple of guys - this is a bit

:43:24. > :43:28.after boohoo. They started making trouble in my neighbourhood, I got

:43:28. > :43:35.in one little fight and my mom got scared. What did she say? She said

:43:35. > :43:44."You're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel Air"! Well done, young

:43:44. > :43:51.Huge thanks to my guests tonight, Huge thanks to my guests tonight,

:43:51. > :43:56.Sir Tom Jones, Gary Barlow, and Will Smith! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.

:43:56. > :43:59.Join me next week music from the Scissor Sisters, actress Kathy