Episode 14

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:00:02. > :00:06.Sutherland, but a great day for heading into the hills or going out

:00:06. > :00:10.and about generally, if you don't mind that Jill. Winds easing off

:00:10. > :00:15.through the afternoon. Feeling quite pleasant here, temperatures

:00:15. > :00:21.at six or seven degrees typically. Three or four in the east, adding

:00:21. > :00:24.in the wind chill it will feel more like temperatures below freezing.

:00:24. > :00:28.Fantastic rugby weather. Tomorrow afternoon I will be torn between

:00:28. > :00:33.the sofa and getting into the sunshine. A chilly wind at

:00:33. > :00:37.Twickenham, but winds light at the Millennium Stadium.

:00:37. > :00:42.This ridge comes in on Saturday evening, briefly dipping into frost.

:00:42. > :00:46.But temperatures rising again as the weather front topples in,

:00:46. > :00:51.producing cloudier skies for Sunday. Notice temperatures significantly

:00:51. > :00:56.higher, perhaps even 10 or 11 degrees, across the south-west.

:00:56. > :01:00.As we go into next week, very strong winds for a time across the

:01:00. > :01:05.north of the UK, but turning gradually to the north. It will get

:01:05. > :01:15.colder again, we are likely to see snow and certainly widespread

:01:15. > :01:15.

:01:15. > :03:47.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 151 seconds

:03:47. > :03:57.overhead frost. More details online, Tonight I'm talking to the new film

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:04:06. > :04:16.about Alfred Hitchcock. Let's start CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:04:16. > :04:24.Oh. Too kind. Ladies and gentlemen, we have got a frighteningly good

:04:24. > :04:34.show for you tonight. She is acting royalty, Dame Helen Mirren is here.

:04:34. > :04:34.

:04:34. > :04:40.Yes, she is! Plus, we've got two stars from the Knocked Up sequel,

:04:40. > :04:44.This Is 40. Paul Rudd is on the show. With him is his co-star,

:04:44. > :04:54.Leslie Mann, ladies and gentlemen. Plus, we've got music from the

:04:54. > :05:03.

:05:03. > :05:08.fantastic Little Mix. Little Mix. Little Mix. Little Mix won X fact -

:05:08. > :05:18.- X Factor last year. Simon Cowell loved them because of the sound

:05:18. > :05:18.

:05:18. > :05:22.they generate. (TillRINGS). Paul and Leslie appeared together in the

:05:22. > :05:27.comedy Knocked Up all about someone who was surprised about delighted

:05:27. > :05:33.to find out they were having a baby. Elton has two kids now. Elijah and

:05:33. > :05:38.Zachary. I saw a picture of Zach ree recently and he really does

:05:38. > :05:43.have Elton's hair. Paul and Leslie's new movie is all about

:05:43. > :05:50.turning 40. You know particularly for women it can be hard hitting

:05:50. > :05:54.their 40s. Worry about their looks and can they find a man who still

:05:54. > :06:03.fancies them? Yes, they can. Dame Helen will be here chat being her

:06:03. > :06:10.new film where she plays the wife of Alfred Hitchcock. Steady girls.

:06:10. > :06:15.The movie was set when Hitchcock was making Psycho. Such a brilliant

:06:15. > :06:20.film. Best-known for the iconic shower scene. There's Janet Leigh.

:06:20. > :06:24.What could she have seen in a hotel bathroom that would have scared her

:06:24. > :06:30.that much? Don't mind me, love. Helen has been in so many great

:06:30. > :06:39.movies and winning an Oscar when she standard in The Queen. She does

:06:39. > :06:45.look a lot like her Her Majesty. -- Her Majesty. Here is Helen with a

:06:45. > :06:51.corgi. Here is the Queen with a corgi. Here is Helen meeting Tony

:06:51. > :07:01.Blair. Here is the Queen meeting Tony Blair. Spot on. Here is Helen

:07:01. > :07:10.with some bananas. Surely we haven't. OK. Here is the Queen with

:07:10. > :07:19.some bananas. Phew. Let's get some guests on. Later, we will be having

:07:19. > :07:29.music from Little Mix. But first, man alive, it's Leslie Mann. You

:07:29. > :07:39.sit down there. Ruddy hell, it's Paul Rudd, everybody.

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:07:50. > :07:55.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Sit yourself down. Welcome all. Now,

:07:55. > :08:00.have you just come back from America, Helen? No. I'm working on

:08:01. > :08:07.a play here. When did you get your star on the Walk of Fame? That was

:08:07. > :08:17.three weeks ago. An age ago. are you beside, with? I'm very

:08:17. > :08:21.

:08:21. > :08:28.close to Sylvester Stallone. Nice. It's a broad church. Are you guys...

:08:28. > :08:34.Do you have the star bit? No. yet. Any minnow. I don't know.

:08:34. > :08:43.Little Mix are on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. The big one, which is

:08:43. > :08:47.such an honour. You are in the Chie -- Chinese Theatre. I am. Are you

:08:47. > :08:51.double jointed? I wanted to do everything back to front. It looked

:08:51. > :08:56.like my hands and feet were weirdly back to front. I did. I crossed my

:08:56. > :09:02.legs over like this. I will show off now. I don't know if I can do.

:09:02. > :09:10.It I crossed my legs over like this. I wanted my hands to go like that.

:09:10. > :09:14.Oh! That wasn't a very good idea. Mystery marks. Cut that bit out.

:09:14. > :09:21.Mystery marks in the cement. What is that? I want people to look at

:09:21. > :09:26.that going, "that's weird, how did that work?". I'm there and

:09:26. > :09:33.incredibly proud. Paul, you have an affinity to Britain, is your family

:09:33. > :09:38.all British? Yes, both my parents are from London. You are ours! Yeah.

:09:38. > :09:42.I'm the first American in my family. So... I have been coming here my

:09:42. > :09:46.whole life. I feel very, very much at home. This is old hat. No sense

:09:46. > :09:51.of excitement at all? No, not at all. This is very exciting. Even

:09:51. > :10:01.more so. Even more so. Where is your family from. Which part of the

:10:01. > :10:02.

:10:02. > :10:09.world in England? My dad was Edgware. London boy. That got an,

:10:09. > :10:16."oh !" My mum was from Surrey. Chiswick. I was born there.

:10:16. > :10:24.Surbiton is huge. It's lovely to have you here Leslie. Why you are,

:10:24. > :10:31.didn't a psychic tell you not to travel? Yes, a psychic told me not

:10:31. > :10:40.to fly, text and drive or drive on curvy roads. While texting. Sounds

:10:40. > :10:46.like a very bad psychic. Don't jump off a cliff. She really scared me.

:10:46. > :10:51.I didn't want to leave the house. Now, I feel like, you know, like I

:10:51. > :10:58.want to rebell against the psychic and just do all these things and be

:10:58. > :11:05.like, "screw you, psychic" I'm going to stphrie. I feel if I talk

:11:05. > :11:15.about it enough it won't happen. You have to fly home yet! So far,

:11:15. > :11:20.so good. This programme is dedicated to... I'm glad I'm on a

:11:20. > :11:29.different flight. I thought, Paul, you would look more - you are

:11:29. > :11:36.preparing for anchor man. I was wondering where you were going for

:11:36. > :11:43.that. More clean cut. Or a little more... Put together. The anchor

:11:43. > :11:49.man hair is quite an event. start shooting Anchor Man 2. I'm

:11:49. > :11:57.trying to recapture that, unfortunately. Is that all your

:11:57. > :12:01.hair All my hair, sideburns. did they get it so... Fabulous?

:12:01. > :12:05.That was all real. I have been trying... We are going to start

:12:05. > :12:09.shooting in a few weeks. Are you all back together in it? Yeah.

:12:09. > :12:14.it true the last time you were on the show you did a spoiler for the

:12:14. > :12:22.first one? The last time, yes, we spoke and I was on your show, I was

:12:22. > :12:29.here talking about Anchor Man I had this story, I say in the movie that

:12:29. > :12:36.I have a nickname for my... So weird to say it out loud. A

:12:36. > :12:45.nickname for my penis. I also have a nickname for my testicles, the

:12:45. > :12:55.left one is James Westfall the right one is Dr Kenneth Noisewater.

:12:55. > :13:02.

:13:02. > :13:06.Quite a mouthful! You said it, not me! James Westfall was my roommate

:13:06. > :13:10.in college. I thought I will say that, and I'm not going to tell him.

:13:10. > :13:18.When he sees the movie on opening day, which I knew he would, that

:13:18. > :13:23.will be a nice surprise for him. Yeah. So I told the story, not

:13:23. > :13:28.really putting it together that the show would air the night before the

:13:28. > :13:33.movie opened, the show aired and everybody started calling James,

:13:33. > :13:38.did you watch Graham Norton he was talking about you. I felt I was

:13:38. > :13:43.carrying a football and fumbled on the one-yard line. I timed it

:13:43. > :13:47.poorly. A lot of guests forget they are going to be on television. I

:13:47. > :13:53.forget I'm going to air. It seems so unlikely. We have two great

:13:53. > :13:58.films, Hitchcock and This Is 40. Helen, Hitchcock. Congratulations

:13:58. > :14:04.on the nominations. BAFTA is the next one. Is that in a week and a

:14:04. > :14:11.bit? Sunday week. Is the gown choosen? Yes, it is. All about the

:14:11. > :14:18.gown. Nothing else matters. That is all it has become about. It is a

:14:18. > :14:21.lot of pressure? It is. It's unfair for us girls. So uncomfortable.

:14:21. > :14:26.Uncomfortable and stress making. They tell you look crap anyway.

:14:26. > :14:31.After all that. After all that, exactly. You play the wife of the

:14:31. > :14:37.great Alfred Hitchcock, Alma. It's not a biopic it's a specific point

:14:37. > :14:41.in time? Yes. It's the making of psycho. Originally, the film was

:14:41. > :14:44.called Hitchcock and the making of Psycho. It's about that period of

:14:45. > :14:48.time. They made this movie that nobody wanted to make. They

:14:48. > :14:55.believed in. They mortgaged their house to pay for. It they paid for

:14:55. > :15:00.it themselves. Boy, did that pay off in the end, big time! Yeah.

:15:00. > :15:05.It's an interesting point in a marriage. Interesting point in an

:15:05. > :15:08.artist's life, a film-makers life. It's an interesting point of film

:15:08. > :15:13.history as well. In an extraordinary kind of thing, you

:15:13. > :15:19.met Hitchcock? I did, yes, when I was very, very, very young. A child.

:15:19. > :15:24.A child. A child. No, when he came to England, London, to make his

:15:24. > :15:29.last movie Frenzy. Was it his last movie? Yes, I was an actress sent

:15:29. > :15:33.off to meet him. He hated me. Absolutely didn't like me at all. I

:15:33. > :15:39.didn't like him either. How did that manifest itself? In what way.

:15:39. > :15:45.How did you know he didn't like you? I don't know. He just wasn't...

:15:45. > :15:50.He was just so the of Hitchcockish. He was big, sitting behind his desk.

:15:51. > :15:56.I was very intimidated. Anyway, I was arrogant and stupid. I didn't

:15:56. > :16:00.realise he was a great genius. wasn't for you? No, I wanted to be

:16:00. > :16:09.in move with Jack Nicholson. I didn't want to do a Hitchcock movie.

:16:09. > :16:17.I mean, I was an idiot. Obviously, Anthony Hopkins does the full Iron

:16:17. > :16:21.Lady treatment. That is incredible. Pros thet -- prosthetics make-up is

:16:21. > :16:28.incredible what they do. Absolutely amazing. I mean, I was this close

:16:28. > :16:34.to him. I couldn't see... Absolutely real. Incredible.

:16:34. > :16:38.you forget? The make-up artist got nominated for an Academy Award.

:16:38. > :16:43.Quite rightly. Would you forget he was in there? No. Totally. I would

:16:43. > :16:47.forget that Tony was in there. At the end of the day, he did this...

:16:47. > :16:53.He did this alarming thing. By then he was frustrated with the make-up

:16:53. > :16:57.he put his hand up and rip it off his face. Like one of those horror

:16:57. > :17:05.movies. There would be Anthony Hopkins. It was like, "what the

:17:05. > :17:09.hell are you doing here?" You are in this movie, really? He was

:17:09. > :17:14.Anthony Hopkins became a stranger. I only knew him as Hitchcock.

:17:14. > :17:20.opens here on 8th February, next Friday. We have got a scene, this

:17:20. > :17:24.is you and Hitch discussing the plot of their new movie Psycho.

:17:24. > :17:33.Think of the shock value. Killing off your leading lady half way

:17:33. > :17:41.through. I mean, you are intrigued, are you not, my dear? Come on,

:17:41. > :17:46.admit it. Admit it? Actually, contingency's a huge mistake. You

:17:46. > :17:56.shouldn't wait until half way through, kill her off after 30

:17:56. > :17:58.

:17:58. > :18:04.minutes. Well! That is all true. I mean, she was

:18:04. > :18:07.very hands on in the making of the film? All of his movies, yes,

:18:07. > :18:12.absolutely. From early script development through the shoots,

:18:12. > :18:18.through the costumes and through the casting. Not so much she wasn't

:18:19. > :18:23.on the set. She did do what we show in the movie during the making of

:18:23. > :18:30.Psycho she did go in in and took over. When he was shooting she

:18:30. > :18:37.would stay back. One of the films that drew you to the fact that you

:18:37. > :18:42.are married to a very successful director? Yes. It made me

:18:42. > :18:46.understand certain elements in the script. I mean, when I first went

:18:46. > :18:50.to Hollywood and got with Taylor I completely, I don't know if you are

:18:50. > :18:57.experienced this, Leslie, people walking through you to get to your

:18:57. > :19:02.husband. Because the great and famous, in my case it was Taylor

:19:02. > :19:11.Hackford when I arrived. In Hollywood people can be pretty

:19:11. > :19:18.brutal. It's a strange relationship. In what way? I can relate. Leslie

:19:18. > :19:23.Mann is married to Judd Apatow. You work with Judd a lot? Yes. We have

:19:23. > :19:27.worked together, yeah... Has he directed you? Yes. It's weird. It's

:19:27. > :19:32.a different relationship. What happens at home. What happens there.

:19:32. > :19:37.It's really different thing. I found when I was being directed by

:19:37. > :19:46.Taylor I moved towards the cast. It was like, you know, I'm with them.

:19:46. > :19:50.I'm not with you. Right. These are my peeps. You're not my peep.

:19:50. > :19:57.you have been directing all day to come home it must be hard to stop

:19:57. > :20:00.and not be like, "not like that, we're losing light, first

:20:00. > :20:08.positions." Do you have to remind the director when he comes home he

:20:08. > :20:16.is not the director any more? in general. I sometimes do. Yeah,

:20:16. > :20:21.Judd gets really bossy. I have to... And demanding. Yeah, I do have to

:20:21. > :20:28.shut that down when we get home. feel like I know so much about your

:20:28. > :20:34.live. Judd has written and directed This Is 40. It's called a sort of

:20:34. > :20:38.sequel to Knocked Up. We remember you from Knocked Up. Where is the

:20:38. > :20:43.couple now? Obviously about to turn 40. It's about five years later. We

:20:43. > :20:49.are turning 40 within the same week. We kind of... Are going through a

:20:49. > :20:58.little crisis. A little crisis. Reassessing things. The kids are

:20:58. > :21:04.older. We, kind of, look at it as an opportunity to, reevaluate. Are

:21:04. > :21:08.we doing a good job as parents? Are we doing a good job as a married

:21:08. > :21:13.couple. Are we doing a good job in relating with our own parents and

:21:13. > :21:17.what can we do to make things better. Working on the script you

:21:17. > :21:23.did it through your own marriage, is that right? Sometimes we would

:21:23. > :21:28.have little arguments through the characters, Pete and Debbie. Saying

:21:28. > :21:38.things through the character that is we might be afraid to say to one

:21:38. > :21:43.another. OK. Things like that. was Debbie I maigt say this...

:21:43. > :21:48.Judd might say, "wouldn't it be fun to have a scene where, you know,

:21:48. > :21:56.Debbie is really crazy and controlling?" I would say, "yeah,

:21:56. > :22:01.it would be create to have a scene where Pete admits that he's a big

:22:01. > :22:09.dick." We would do that. Did you get a chance to put in the things

:22:09. > :22:17.that annoy you about Judd? A lot of things annoy me about Judd. Don't

:22:17. > :22:26.they, after a long time of being married? The coughing thing didn't

:22:26. > :22:33.make it in? The morning snot? that every day? Every day. He say

:22:33. > :22:41.it is's allergies. My husband does the same thing. Disgusting!

:22:41. > :22:46.second he wakes up it's like a Fawcett of snott. He snorts and

:22:47. > :22:54.snorts and doesn't think to blow his nose until I tell him. He will

:22:54. > :23:02.take a paper towel from the kitchen. Not use the whole paper towel. He

:23:02. > :23:07.will rip-off a little corner and blow his nose into the bit of paper

:23:07. > :23:13.towel. It's not big enough to hold it all. He will take the corner of

:23:13. > :23:16.it and clean up in there. Then, it starts all over again. It's like

:23:16. > :23:20.never-ending. I don't know what that. Is I feel like there is

:23:20. > :23:27.something he should take or a surgery he should get or something

:23:27. > :23:32.to cure that. Or is that... That is never going to go away? It's an

:23:33. > :23:39.infection. Is it? It sounds unbearable. I would leave him. I

:23:39. > :23:46.would pack up the kids and get out. Leave him some tissues and just go.

:23:46. > :23:52.Yeah. But he is also a genius. A snotty genius. The other thing

:23:52. > :23:56.about my husband, he is absolutely finds it impossible put dishes in

:23:56. > :24:00.the dish dish washer. He cannot do. It very weird. There is the sink.

:24:00. > :24:04.There is the dish washer. He will put things in the sink and just

:24:04. > :24:09.won't put them in the dish washer. I take them out and I put them in

:24:09. > :24:13.the dish washer. I think, no, he has to learn. I take them out of

:24:13. > :24:17.the dish washer and put them in the sink. I think, I can't stand them

:24:17. > :24:22.in the sink. Put them in the dish washer. No, if you leave them in

:24:22. > :24:30.the dish washer he will never learn that he didn't put them in the dish

:24:30. > :24:39.washer. I take them in and out 20 times. Is he really hairy? Is he

:24:39. > :24:49.what? Is he what, hairy. Hairy? Taylor? Not particularly. Since we

:24:49. > :24:55.

:24:55. > :24:59.are complaining about husbands. Judd very hairy? Very hairy. Do you

:24:59. > :25:06.trim him? Yes. I don't know why I do. This I want to pass it on to my

:25:06. > :25:14.daughter, teach her to do. It I have to shave his... His His...

:25:14. > :25:19.Quickly now. His neck. His neck. OK. But. There is a special trick to it.

:25:20. > :25:26.You have to do like a fade. So it's not a line because then it will be

:25:26. > :25:34.like a hair shirt. You have to do like clean from the bottom of the

:25:34. > :25:39.hair line. Blend it in. Yeah. Then blend. Yeah. Fashionable look these

:25:39. > :25:45.days. I know. Anything else. are doing well. You should get

:25:45. > :25:55.someone in to do that. Like the gardener! Leave him on the lawn,

:25:55. > :26:03.face down. They will take care of it. Right, This Is 40 opens on the

:26:03. > :26:07.14th February what an a lovely inexpensive Valentine's Day treat

:26:07. > :26:13.for somebody. This is a clip. This is the two of you in bed having a

:26:13. > :26:17.nice time. Why do we fight. makes no sense at all. It makes no

:26:17. > :26:22.sense. I feel like you want to kill me. I do want to kill you.

:26:22. > :26:28.would you do that? I would poison your cupcake that is you pretend

:26:28. > :26:34.not to eat every day and put enough to slowly weaken you. I would enjoy

:26:34. > :26:39.our last few months together. too. You would be weak and sweet I

:26:39. > :26:44.would take care of you while killing you. You can still surprise

:26:44. > :26:49.me. I thought you would do me with one swell swoop of poison, but you

:26:49. > :26:57.could extend it over a series of months. Have you thought about

:26:57. > :27:07.killing me? Sure. A wood chipper. wood chipper. Wow. Did you see

:27:07. > :27:07.

:27:07. > :27:14.Fargo? Yeah. Phew! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:27:14. > :27:20.Happy Valentine's Day's, hon. Sitting there going, "oh, this is

:27:20. > :27:25.our lives." it's all good. Your husband is directing you, he keeps

:27:25. > :27:34.in every movie encouraging you to cop off with other people. I know!

:27:34. > :27:39.What is that about? I don't know. He does encourage that. Fascinating

:27:39. > :27:47.psychological study. I heard you talking and you were honest about

:27:47. > :27:57.how excited you were to kiss ZachEfron. Yeah. What a great thing.

:27:57. > :27:58.

:27:58. > :28:05.Not in a creepy way. We all get it. He was very young at the time. My

:28:05. > :28:11.daughter... He was weak. I could pin him down. Oh. I had a steamy

:28:11. > :28:15.sex scene in Love Ranch that Taylor directed. How was that? You know

:28:15. > :28:20.what those scenes are like. They are so technical. There are 120

:28:20. > :28:25.people on the set anyway. You know, it's... It's something... No, don't

:28:25. > :28:31.put your leg there. Put your hand here. I will shoot it this way. It

:28:31. > :28:38.just becomes just, what is the word, a mathematical thing to work out. I

:28:38. > :28:42.know that the actor was absolutely mortified, you know. He was really

:28:42. > :28:47.worried about it. Of course, it was absolutely fine. It must be, kind

:28:47. > :28:53.of, in terms of going to work, it's quite a nice thing to do, isn't it,

:28:53. > :28:58.sometimes? Here is the thing. get to kiss a Hollywood actor.

:28:58. > :29:06.hear actors saying what you say, it's technical, there is a crew.

:29:07. > :29:14.That is just what we say. I say, "that's not true at all, it's

:29:14. > :29:21.awesome. It's not too bad." Your kids were thrilled about the Zac

:29:21. > :29:29.Efron thing? Zac kissed me. My daughter Maude ran up to me and

:29:29. > :29:34.licked my face. That was so she could taste Zac's spit. His minty

:29:34. > :29:41.spit. His minty spit. Helen, you talked about your least favourite

:29:41. > :29:47.kisser was. Who was your best? Please, don't go there! The best

:29:47. > :29:52.kisser. Oh, gosh, what a difficult question. You mean stage, theatre...

:29:52. > :29:58.I mean acting kiss? It's all kissing! No, it's not all kissing.

:29:58. > :30:05.That is what we... You know, we so often as actors, more in the

:30:05. > :30:10.theatre, also in auditions for film things. You walk in and, OK, and

:30:10. > :30:15.you have to immediately be very intimate if it's not kissing it's

:30:15. > :30:19.touching, hugging with someone you have met 30 seconds ago. We get to

:30:19. > :30:24.be able to do that. Things that other people would just feel so

:30:24. > :30:29.embarrassed and weird. We have to be able to go there very quickly.

:30:29. > :30:34.It's really hard. It's really awful, isn't it? Just terrible. It's

:30:34. > :30:41.strange. It's like you are done kissing somebody. It's like, "hi,

:30:41. > :30:48.I'm Paul." it's weird. Paul, your longest screen kiss was with

:30:48. > :30:55.someone unlikely? The most kisses I had in a movie was with your hero

:30:55. > :31:04.Jack Nicholson. You kissed Jack. Many, many times. Can I lick your

:31:04. > :31:12.face? Please, please do. Yeah, I was... He played my faither in a

:31:12. > :31:17.film called How Do You Know. The relationship we had, James Brooks

:31:17. > :31:20.wanted was that of a loving father and son. No matter what stress we

:31:20. > :31:30.were under or conflict in our relationship was we would kiss each

:31:30. > :31:35.

:31:35. > :31:41.other, hello and goodbye. James Brooks films a scene 730 -- 70

:31:41. > :31:50.times. On the lips? Yes. It was great. When I first met him I was

:31:50. > :31:54.going to rehearse with Jack Nicholson, I was very nervous. I

:31:54. > :32:00.had never seen him in person. I was a huge fan. He walked in, looked at

:32:00. > :32:10.me, grabbed me. Do it to me. Do it. Wait, wait. So you don't get

:32:10. > :32:20.lipstick on you. This is... This is what Jack Nicholson did. You are me,

:32:20. > :32:30.

:32:30. > :32:40.I will be JackNicholson. Excuse me, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:32:40. > :32:41.

:32:41. > :32:51.. You have lipstick on you. Thank you, very much. I feel bad for

:32:51. > :32:55.Leslie. You don't want my disease. You have a cold, back off lady!

:32:55. > :33:03.old were you? This was just a couple of years ago. It was one of

:33:03. > :33:09.the greatest moments of my life. Yeah, I bet it was. Now,...

:33:09. > :33:16.mine! And mine right there. Now, Helen we must talk about your

:33:16. > :33:23.return to the stage. Oh, yes. Right. What? Yeah. It's quite soon. You

:33:23. > :33:28.are back on the stage in the West End The Audience. It's your return

:33:28. > :33:34.to the role of Her Majesty the Queen. Absolutely. You are doing a

:33:34. > :33:42.big span of time? The whole, you know, not the whole of her reign.

:33:42. > :33:46.Told through the story of this audience. It's the audience she has

:33:46. > :33:51.with all Prime Ministers. Churchill was her first Prime Minister. It's

:33:51. > :33:58.told, it goes backwards and towards in time. We start with Churchill

:33:58. > :34:06.and go to Cameron. It gets all the way to Cameron? Cameron. Yes.

:34:06. > :34:10.Because it goes over the space of time. It is on the stage. What are

:34:10. > :34:16.they doing? Quick changes. Amazingly fast changes that can

:34:16. > :34:22.happen. I mean, obviously somewhat to do with acting. Changes that

:34:22. > :34:26.happen within, hopefully, 15 seconds. So, theatre magic. I think

:34:26. > :34:31.I read you in an interview talking about how her voice. You think of a

:34:31. > :34:38.Queen as a constant. Her voice has changed? Absolutely from when she

:34:38. > :34:43.was with Churchill. She talked like that (high pitched tone) I did too

:34:43. > :34:48.when I was about 22. I talked terribly like that. It was the way

:34:48. > :34:57.you spoke in those days. Drama school thing. Drama school thing

:34:57. > :35:03.thing. All of our voices change. Hers has changed substantially

:35:03. > :35:08.(deep voice) now she talks like that! In terms of approaching the

:35:08. > :35:16.stage, do you still suffer from stage fright? Yes. Of course. You

:35:16. > :35:25.have just come off the stage, I understand. Yeah. Even up until the

:35:25. > :35:29.last show I would get nervous to start. That, "five minutes,

:35:29. > :35:34.places." Hearing "places" is the worst feeling in the world when you

:35:34. > :35:38.are waiting in the wings. Have you done stage, Leslie? I haven't. We

:35:38. > :35:43.were nervous to come out here. Every time you go before an

:35:43. > :35:48.audience is nerve-wracking. People have told me about things that have

:35:48. > :35:55.gone wrong on stage and gone wrong in the audience. The place you did

:35:55. > :36:01.Grace. There was an audience incident what a problem. You may

:36:01. > :36:05.pray this doesn't happen. Tell me what. I was about to start a

:36:05. > :36:10.monologue I heard some, there were three of us on stage. There was a

:36:10. > :36:15.commotion. I thought, did somebody's cell phone go off? The

:36:15. > :36:22.commotion dies down. It didn't die down. It was getting louder. People

:36:23. > :36:27.started arguing and saying things in full voice. In the audience?

:36:27. > :36:31.the audience. I didn't know whether or not to stop the play. I thought

:36:31. > :36:36.maybe somebody... It was a medical emergency. I didn't... I didn't

:36:36. > :36:44.know what to do. I just kept talking and pretended it wasn't

:36:44. > :36:50.happening. It was very clear that I was getting thrown, as we all were.

:36:50. > :36:53.Michael Shannon, who was in the play with me, he got to his section

:36:53. > :36:59.and started screaming his lines in the direction of the noise. It had

:36:59. > :37:02.been going on for a full minute. He is such a terrifying figure anyway.

:37:02. > :37:07.He scared everybody. It got very quiet. I then, at the end of the

:37:07. > :37:17.scene, went off stage to ask what happened. It turned out that

:37:17. > :37:21.

:37:21. > :37:27.somebody in the front row was drunk and went "yuk" and threw up on 20

:37:27. > :37:36.people. The commotion were the people standing up covered in vomit.

:37:36. > :37:42.Oh. Wondering how they were going to... Disgusting. Oh, mymaltessers

:37:42. > :37:49.are warm! It was a first. Right. It's time for music now. These

:37:49. > :37:59.girls have gone from prize-winners to top charters. Performing their

:37:59. > :38:11.

:38:11. > :38:15.new single, Change Your Life. # She captures her reflection and

:38:15. > :38:21.she throws the mirror to the floor # Her imagine is distorted

:38:21. > :38:23.screaming, "is it worth it any more?"

:38:23. > :38:30.# No-oh-oh # Are you scared of the things that

:38:30. > :38:36.they might put you through? # Does it make you wanna hide the

:38:36. > :38:42.inner you? # You're not the only one, so let

:38:42. > :38:45.them criticise # You're untouchable when you

:38:45. > :38:53.realise # Ooooh

:38:53. > :38:59.# Change, change your life, take it # We're gonna stick together, Noel'

:38:59. > :39:06.get through it all # Change, change your life, take it

:39:06. > :39:09.# Take it all # You're gonna use it to become

:39:09. > :39:14.what you've always known # Become what you've always known

:39:14. > :39:18.# His body starts to flicker like nobody wants to know his name

:39:18. > :39:23.# Just another soul with feelings but nobody's there to feel the pain

:39:23. > :39:29.# No, no, no # They can rip you, bring you down,

:39:29. > :39:32.down to their size # But they will never get to the

:39:32. > :39:38.heart you hold inside # Oh-oh

:39:38. > :39:43.# You're not the only one, so let them criticise

:39:43. > :39:46.# Ooh # You're untouchable when you

:39:46. > :39:49.realise # Ooh-oh-oh

:39:49. > :39:54.# Change, change your life, take it # Take it all

:39:54. > :39:59.# We're gonna stick together, Noel' get through it all

:39:59. > :40:06.# I Noel' get through it all # Change, change your life, take it

:40:06. > :40:10.# Take it all # You're gonna use it to become

:40:10. > :40:14.what you've always known # Become what you've always known

:40:14. > :40:21.# Change, change your life, take it # Change your life and take it all

:40:21. > :40:25.# Change, change your life, take it # Change your life and take it all

:40:26. > :40:32.# You got the right to show the world

:40:32. > :40:42.# Something never seen # We wanna hear you scream it out

:40:42. > :40:46.

:40:46. > :40:50.# You're not alone # Oh, whoa, oh, yeah

:40:50. > :40:56.# Change, change your life, take it # Take it all

:40:56. > :41:02.# We're gonna stick together, Noel' get through it all

:41:02. > :41:09.# Change, change your life, take it # Change your life and take it all

:41:09. > :41:19.# You're gonna use it to become what you've always known

:41:19. > :41:21.

:41:21. > :41:29.# Become what you've always known. Beautiful. Little Mix, everybody.

:41:29. > :41:39.Come and join me. If you squeeze up. Two in the front, two at the back.

:41:39. > :41:40.

:41:40. > :41:47.Look at you. Disabled by fashion! There you go. Two in upper class

:41:47. > :41:53.and two in premium and economy. Just wash in, wash out. Are you

:41:53. > :41:59.feeling the cold? I'm all right. Nice beanie hat. Two at the back,

:41:59. > :42:05.you can hardly see there over the big hat. We didn't expect a hat.

:42:06. > :42:11.That islet third single off the album DNA which has done so well.

:42:11. > :42:16.Thank you. APPLAUSE

:42:16. > :42:22.You and, more importantly Simon Cowell, must be thrilled. For Uncle

:42:22. > :42:26.Simon you are on tour now? We are on tour. It's amazing. It's

:42:26. > :42:30.incredible that it is your tour? That is what is strange. To see

:42:30. > :42:37.everybody there for us was overwhelminging much we cried.

:42:37. > :42:43.were like, "they are all there for us." amazing. How very showbusiness.

:42:43. > :42:49.You were a DJ, Paul? Well, you know when you say I was a DJ, that

:42:49. > :42:58.sounds a cool thing. I wasn't a cool DJ. Would you have played that

:42:58. > :43:07.song? That is a floor filler. I was a DJ for Bar Mitzvahs. Are you all

:43:07. > :43:15.right there? I'm fine. I'm fine! Shall we move up. It was a while

:43:15. > :43:25.ago. I was more MCHammer. If I was doing it now, for sure. Yes. Have

:43:25. > :43:26.

:43:26. > :43:33.you ever heard of MCHammer. What about Right Said Fred? No. That was

:43:33. > :43:38.really big. You have never heard of him? Heard of him. Oh, yeah. Wow.

:43:38. > :43:43.It's like you have come on to make us all feel old. We are all having

:43:43. > :43:49.a great night and we are like - we are so old! Before we go tonight,

:43:49. > :43:54.let's have a visit to the big Red Chair. Who have we got? Oh, they

:43:54. > :44:00.love you. What is your name? Samantha. What do you do? I work in

:44:00. > :44:07.a GP surgery. Doing what? Reception work mainly. Mainly. Yeah. Yeah. A

:44:07. > :44:15.bit of security as well! Yeah. Yeah. Lovely. Yeah. Nice. Yeah. You there,

:44:15. > :44:24.move! All right. Off you go with your story. So, I went for my very

:44:24. > :44:34.first Hollywood wax a few years ago. Little Mix have been for some! OK.

:44:34. > :44:43.Little Mix are... It's a Hollywood wax. Is that when they put a "H" in

:44:43. > :44:53.it? It's everything, isn't it? that when they put a, "H" in it?

:44:53. > :44:54.

:44:54. > :45:04.everything is off. I don't know much about down there. A "H" will

:45:04. > :45:11.

:45:11. > :45:16.be hard to do! Did someone give you an, "H." You went for a Hollywood

:45:16. > :45:21.wax. Does anyone know what it is? No. Leslie lives in Hollywood he

:45:21. > :45:27.doesn't know what it is. Basically, they remove every hair from down

:45:27. > :45:31.there. Everything? Everything is gone. Everything absolutely gone.

:45:31. > :45:36.Everything. Everything! They clear the area. Yeah. I'm there laying on

:45:37. > :45:41.the bed. She is ripping way at me. I'm gripping the bed with physical

:45:41. > :45:51.pain. Of course. She's finally getting to the very end. I'm at the

:45:51. > :45:51.

:45:51. > :45:57.end of my tether and I peed myself. Oh! I don't know whether it's a

:45:57. > :46:06.good story or not. Shall we let her walk, if she can? Shall we let her

:46:06. > :46:16.walk? You can walk, lovely lady. There we go. One more. This is it.

:46:16. > :46:18.

:46:18. > :46:24.This is it. OK. Here is our final one. Hello. Hi. What is your name?

:46:24. > :46:32.Drew. Lovely. Are you from abroad? Yes. I'm studying here. Where

:46:32. > :46:40.abouts in America. Kansas. That is where I'm from. I know. Where in

:46:40. > :46:50.Kansas. Leighwood. Same here. this a Paul Rudd story. You did go

:46:50. > :46:52.

:46:52. > :46:58.to high school with my parents CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:46:58. > :47:03.You beat me to it! You beat me to it. Well done. If you would like to

:47:03. > :47:08.join us on the show and have a go in the Red Chair you can go to our

:47:08. > :47:16.website at this address: Thank you so much to all my guests tonight's,