Episode 11

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:00:14. > :00:19.new Superman. It's a chat emergency. I'd better transform.

:00:19. > :00:25.I know! Right, looks like I'm just in time. Where is my trusty side

:00:25. > :00:35.kick? Ah, thank you. Let's start the show.

:00:35. > :00:49.

:00:49. > :00:56.Good evening. Good evening everybody. Hello, hello. Welcome to

:00:56. > :01:02.the show. Hello everybody. That's handy. New in town. Save that for

:01:02. > :01:05.later. Right, what a show we've got tonight. From the new movie Man of

:01:05. > :01:13.Steel, Superman himself Henry Cavill Steel, Superman himself Henry Cavill

:01:13. > :01:15.is here! I know. There he is. The Oscar-nominated star of Doubt and

:01:15. > :01:22.the Fighter, Amy Adams is on the the Fighter, Amy Adams is on the

:01:22. > :01:28.show! And Oscar winning Hollywood great, Russell Crowe is here

:01:28. > :01:38.great, Russell Crowe is here tonight! Yes, he is! Plus, we've got

:01:38. > :01:45.

:01:45. > :01:49.Russell Crowe, star of so many great films. Got to mention Gladiator. I

:01:49. > :01:53.know the famous quote in that, my name is Maximus Decimus Meridius,

:01:53. > :02:01.father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. Please leave a

:02:01. > :02:06.message after the tone. He started -- starred in Les Miserables. We can

:02:06. > :02:13.woop that I tell you, a tale of poverty, child neglect and suicide

:02:13. > :02:19.all set to catchy tunes. That's Russell as afterel. Can you hear the

:02:19. > :02:24.people sing? Not any more, I've shot them.

:02:24. > :02:30.Other brilliant characters, fon teen, yes, so desperate for money

:02:30. > :02:40.she cut her own hair off and sold it. You think, bit far fetched. Who

:02:40. > :02:47.

:02:47. > :02:50.would be stupid enough to buy someone else's hair? Huh? Is

:02:50. > :02:56.everyone excited about the new Superman movie? It's so good. What a

:02:56. > :03:01.franchise. So many films. You have Superman, Supergirl. Of course,

:03:01. > :03:06.Superdog. Slightly low budget for that one.

:03:06. > :03:15.Superman, amazing powers, for example, he can stop a bullet with

:03:15. > :03:22.his hand. Almost as good as stopping LAUGHTER

:03:22. > :03:25.Was that just this week? It seems so long ago. Britain's Got Talent the

:03:25. > :03:33.final, Simon Cowell was hit by an egg. Here's the culprit. There she

:03:33. > :03:37.is. I have to say, I spent a fortune voting foreher. I was -- for Her. I

:03:37. > :03:42.was surprised she didn't win. The best talent in Britain is... A group

:03:42. > :03:48.of Hungarians. Part of the prize is to appear at

:03:48. > :03:55.the Royal Variety Show. I know the Queen's thrilled. Yeah. Simon Cowell

:03:55. > :04:04.will be going along. Don't forget the eggs, ma'am. Let's get some

:04:04. > :04:07.guests on. Later music from Katy B. But first, it is the great Russell

:04:07. > :04:15.Crowe. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE.

:04:15. > :04:18.Wow. You're here. Hello mate.So nice to meet you. Come in. Sit down.

:04:18. > :04:25.nice to meet you. Come in. Sit down. It's the lovely Amy Adams!

:04:25. > :04:30.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello, lovely lady. Hi. Have a seat.

:04:30. > :04:34.And is it a bird, is it aye plane? No it is the mighty, Henry Cavill!

:04:34. > :04:44.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hello Sir. How are you doing?Come

:04:44. > :04:52.

:04:52. > :04:58.That's a wow, some weeks it's nothing. Whatever. Lovely to see you

:04:58. > :05:01.all. Now, drink, drink, Russell, one of my favourite guests ever, what a

:05:01. > :05:09.lovely thing this was, Russell immediately found out he was on the

:05:09. > :05:10.show, he tweeted his drink order. LAUGHTER

:05:10. > :05:10.LAUGHTER. I

:05:10. > :05:10.I thought

:05:10. > :05:11.I thought I

:05:11. > :05:15.I thought I should

:05:15. > :05:23.I thought I should have tweeted mine. I would have liked a gin and

:05:23. > :05:28.tonic. Do you want a gin and tonic? Yeah. Gin and tonic for the lady!I

:05:28. > :05:33.don't mean to sound ungrateful. know I'm paid to chat. But I think

:05:33. > :05:43.it's fair if I put the cards down and we all just stare at Henry for a

:05:43. > :05:43.

:05:43. > :05:50.while. Russell, even you must look at Henry and go, you know what, you

:05:51. > :05:59.comfort I stare at Henry and think, you little bustard, and your tall

:05:59. > :06:03.frame and body fat ratio. Amy, your daughter is three. Now, yes.You

:06:03. > :06:07.brought her so the set. Yes, I did. Apparently like every other woman on

:06:07. > :06:12.the planet had a bit of a thing for Henry. Still, it's kind of

:06:12. > :06:18.remarkable. She loves Henry. She touched Henry's bum. He turned

:06:18. > :06:22.around and he reached her little hand back. Yeah. Totally.She was

:06:22. > :06:31.one-and-a-half at that point. Henry looks at me and said, " Like mother,

:06:31. > :06:37.like daughter." I always had my hands on hills chest. Even during a

:06:37. > :06:44.chest I was like... Ha, ha, ha, that's so funny. Shameless.

:06:44. > :06:51.don't have kids but you have a nephew and he got in trouble.

:06:51. > :06:55.he's famous in school for telling tall tales. He went with his

:06:55. > :07:01.Superman outfit and the teacher asked why he was wearing it. " Well,

:07:01. > :07:08.because my uncle is Superman." At which point she was like... Thomas,

:07:08. > :07:12.tell the truth. And he said, no, no, my uncle is Superman. She said

:07:12. > :07:16.you're going to get in trouble then. No, my uncle is Superman. My

:07:16. > :07:19.sister-in-law goes to collect him. The teacher says, listen, I've had

:07:19. > :07:26.enough. You have to have a word with your son. He's now lying to all his

:07:26. > :07:31.school mates saying his uncle is Superman. At which point my

:07:31. > :07:35.sister-in-law goes, " Ah, unfortunately he is." He put his

:07:35. > :07:39.hands on his hips and said" Told you."

:07:39. > :07:45.APPLAUSE Seriously, Henry, this is an amazing

:07:45. > :07:49.moment in your life. Tonight this very night, Superman, Man of Steel

:07:49. > :07:55.unleashed across the country. I have to say you are amazing in

:07:55. > :08:05.this film. Every scene you're with amazing actors like Amy and Russell.

:08:05. > :08:15.

:08:15. > :08:19.You own it. You're so good. Thank the training that went into this, I

:08:19. > :08:25.don't know how fit you were before, presumably did you all have to do

:08:25. > :08:29.training for this? I did not. of us were on the same kind of

:08:29. > :08:32.hellish contract. We have actually had to sign a deal with Warner

:08:32. > :08:37.Brothers that we would only eat the food that they supplied for

:08:37. > :08:42.three-and-a-half months. So that was a bit odd. Due really do that?Yeah.

:08:42. > :08:45.Did you? Yeah, it was so hard. wish someone supplied my meals for

:08:45. > :08:51.four-and-a-half months. I had a newborn, that would have been great.

:08:51. > :08:56.This is you with your shirt off. Now, how long, I don't know how you

:08:56. > :08:59.looked beforehand, but how long did it take to be that? To get to that

:08:59. > :09:04.stage? It took five months of preproduction training and that was

:09:04. > :09:14.about four months into shooting, so nine months. Wow. If you were just

:09:14. > :09:19.nine months. Wow. If you were just to slip off your clothes now... Amy

:09:19. > :09:26.going, yeah, yeah. It's TV. It will be great, it will go viral. What

:09:26. > :09:27.would you look like? Do you still would you look like? Do you still

:09:27. > :09:32.look like that? No.Boo! That's Superman shape. It's great for the

:09:32. > :09:37.role of Superman, but not for much else really. Was it after that scene

:09:37. > :09:40.you were given a food amnesty, you had a food pass. It was after a

:09:40. > :09:46.scene which follows just after that in the movie and yeah, after that I

:09:46. > :09:52.had a full apple pie, a tub of ice-cream and a large pizza,

:09:52. > :09:57.followed by the best food coma of my life. The weird thing is Amy, you

:09:57. > :10:03.didn't work out, but you could sympathise with these guys, but aim

:10:03. > :10:06.yip's mum is a very -- Amy's mum is a keen body builder. Yeah she was.

:10:06. > :10:12.She had seven kids and then decided she wanted to get into body

:10:12. > :10:17.building. I did not know that. either. She entered competitions?

:10:17. > :10:24.Yeah she was semipro. She started when she was 35 body building after

:10:24. > :10:31.seven kids. She looked good. She was ripped. Is she like the colour of a

:10:32. > :10:39.nut and really... Yeah, physically like nut colour. What was that?

:10:39. > :10:46.that tan. You know it was a little while ago. All I heard was" Was she

:10:46. > :10:53.like the colour of your nuts? you went, " Yes, she was." Yeah, the

:10:53. > :10:56.colour of your nuts. Famously very tan. She was really intimidating to

:10:57. > :11:01.my boyfriends. I tended to date skinny guys, I don't know why. But

:11:01. > :11:05.she moved a TV in front of one of them once and he was terrified.

:11:05. > :11:11.like up? We were watching a movie and the TV wasn't getting reception

:11:11. > :11:15.so she picked it up and moved it to another part of the... Wow.She's

:11:15. > :11:19.tough. She's a tough woman. That's impressive. Here's the thing, this

:11:19. > :11:25.is so encouraging. You see Henry in that picture with the shirt off, but

:11:25. > :11:29.what was your nickname at school? nickname at school was fat Cavill.

:11:29. > :11:36.That was a very apt nickname considering my name was indeed

:11:36. > :11:43.Cavill and I was indeed fat. lardy were you? I mean, my dad said

:11:43. > :11:48.from the age of about 13 I stayed the same weight until I was 25, you

:11:48. > :11:53.just got taller. So enormously fat at 13? I don't know about enormously

:11:53. > :11:59.fat. You were morbidly obese. You could have died.

:12:00. > :12:07.LAUGHTER Now, the odd thing about this movie

:12:07. > :12:11.is that Russell, you met fat Cavill? Yes. He definitely wasn't fat Cavill

:12:11. > :12:18.when I met him at 16. We were shooting here in London a movie

:12:18. > :12:23.called Proof of Life in 2000. There was the opening sequence of the film

:12:23. > :12:30.was shot at Stowe college. We went out there and there was a kid

:12:30. > :12:35.playing my son. In a break of the shooting, which there was a Rugby

:12:35. > :12:40.Union game going on. One kid on the field was very fluid and in control.

:12:40. > :12:43.It caught my eye and I was watching that. Kid came over to have a chat.

:12:43. > :12:46.But all his questions were about acting. There was just a smile in

:12:46. > :12:51.his eyes. But there something dead serious behind that smile. Instead

:12:51. > :12:55.of not answering the questions or whatever, because you get asked

:12:55. > :12:59.these questions 100,000 times. I told him the truth. In the brief

:12:59. > :13:04.moment I had with him. I put it in front of him that it's a challenge

:13:04. > :13:07.that's up to him. Nobody's going to give it to you. A couple of days

:13:07. > :13:12.later I was putting a package together for the kid who played my

:13:12. > :13:17.son, because I figured the greatest thing if you're at boarding school

:13:17. > :13:21.must be unexpected mail. I thought I'll put one together for the other

:13:21. > :13:26.blokes. I remembered his name because he was clear when he said

:13:26. > :13:35.it. He didn't say" I am fat Cavill." I should have done. That wouldn't

:13:35. > :13:40.have had the same sound. Dear fat Cavill. Fat Cavill is Superman!

:13:40. > :13:44.the one one I wrote for Merlin, I put" You come from a long line of

:13:44. > :13:48.generals." He went and joined the army. Three tours of Afghanistan

:13:48. > :13:51.later and he does close personal security in London now. On Henry's I

:13:52. > :13:55.put, the journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. If you

:13:55. > :13:59.want it, you go and get it, you know. 12 years later and it's

:13:59. > :14:03.probably three months into working together, you know, I finally said

:14:03. > :14:08.to him, do I know you from somewhere? He got a smile in his

:14:08. > :14:13.eyes and he went, " Do you remember going to Stowe school? Yeah. Do you

:14:13. > :14:21.remember a kid that talked to you about acting? I went, yeah. He said,

:14:21. > :14:26.that's me. Really? What did I say? He said, well, you said they pay you

:14:26. > :14:36.pretty well but they treat you like sheet. Yes, that's exactly what I

:14:36. > :14:42.said. In terms of things ments to be. Amy

:14:42. > :14:46.Adams not taking no, how many times have you auditioned for Lois Lane?

:14:46. > :14:51.Third time. Not this movie.Three different movies. You were

:14:51. > :14:58.determined. I grew up watching superhero movies. Buff I'm a mere

:14:58. > :15:03.mortal so the only chance was to play one. So Lois Lane it was.

:15:03. > :15:06.Henry, is the James Bond thing true? Yes it got down to me and Daniel

:15:06. > :15:11.Craig apparently, this is what I'm told. This may be my agent being

:15:11. > :15:16.very nice to me. You would have been incredibly young. Yes, they wanted

:15:16. > :15:20.to go either more traditional age like Daniel or a very young age.

:15:20. > :15:24.Casino royal was the first book so they considered very young. But I

:15:24. > :15:32.was too young. They asked me to audition for James Bond once.

:15:32. > :15:37.they? When was that? It was like back in 2000. We had just done

:15:37. > :15:44.gladiator. They said would ridly and I like to take on the franchise?

:15:44. > :15:48.Wow. I said yes, as long as there's one line I have to say in the movie.

:15:48. > :15:53.And that's when it all started to fall apart. I thought it would be

:15:53. > :15:58.funny if you opened the movie with a Scottish accent right. So everybody

:15:58. > :16:02.goes oh, you tosser, like a Sean conery impersonation, then in the

:16:02. > :16:07.next scene he's talk in an Italian accident, then there's a shot in

:16:07. > :16:14.Australia and he's on a beach and a woman comes up and said, " What's

:16:14. > :16:17.your name? And he said" Bondi. ." It's a good gag. They wouldn't buy

:16:17. > :16:21.APPLAUSE Talking of these movies like this,

:16:21. > :16:26.you've been in interviews, you have said publicly that you would never

:16:26. > :16:31.do a superhero movie. I've said that so many times. Now you're in one.

:16:31. > :16:35.They didn't ask me to be the dude. It wasn't like be the such and such

:16:35. > :16:39.man. It was like be such and such man's dad. That's different. The

:16:39. > :16:44.question in front of this character in terms of what he has to sacrifice

:16:44. > :16:49.as a father was interesting. Now, I have a six-year-old and a

:16:49. > :16:54.nine-year-old, so I have to be honest and that came into play when

:16:54. > :17:01.I was making the decision. So they could see the movie. So they could

:17:02. > :17:04.see a movie I was in. In Gladiator people get their heads chopped off

:17:04. > :17:10.in Les Miserables there's the prostitution things. They couldn't

:17:10. > :17:16.see a film of mine. They seen it? I'm hardly in the movie, so they're

:17:16. > :17:22.like, what's the big deal? Which one were you? This version of Superman

:17:22. > :17:28.is very modern, because you talk of being a dad. Superman has two dads.

:17:28. > :17:38.You are bio . We have a clip here. This is the pivotal scene where you

:17:38. > :17:42.

:17:42. > :17:50.are making that sacrifice with the It's a seemingly intelligent

:17:50. > :17:57.population. He'll be an outcast, a freak. They'll kill him. No. He'll

:17:57. > :18:07.be a God to them. What if the ship doesn't make it? He'll die out

:18:07. > :18:10.

:18:10. > :18:16.there. Alone.I can't do it. I thought I could, but... Laura,

:18:16. > :18:24.Krypton is doomed. It's his only chance now. It's our people's only

:18:24. > :18:29.hope. APPLAUSE

:18:29. > :18:34.You are a dad of two, but you had to deal, like a lot of baby experience

:18:34. > :18:39.in this film. Yes. I managed to have two kids of my own and I'm a dab

:18:39. > :18:45.hand with a nappy. But I've never been hit by friendly fire. On that

:18:45. > :18:48.film set... How many babies did you have? Four, to make up the Superman

:18:48. > :18:54.character. It was a hot set. As you know because you've seen it,

:18:54. > :18:59.suddenly there's a lot of light in there. So it was a very hot set.

:18:59. > :19:05.I've got the baby stretched out like that, he's naked, right. So when the

:19:05. > :19:11.first one started to poise, it's very kiss, it's very unsafe this

:19:11. > :19:15.thing here. Now he's slippery. So I'm like come here little guy. Oh,

:19:15. > :19:20.my God. One costume ruined. And the next one, he didn't do anything, but

:19:20. > :19:29.there was a lot of air involved. Every time you were about to say you

:19:29. > :19:36.know something about a sacrifice of my sun... -- son. And the third

:19:36. > :19:42.baby, he was just a full evacuation. Full and absolute evacuation down my

:19:42. > :19:50.arm, just like, the thing is I love babies. So that was fun. But then

:19:50. > :19:58.the fourth baby came out and that baby had three legs. I said to them,

:19:58. > :20:00.baby had three legs. I said to them, " This one's Superman."

:20:00. > :20:03.APPLAUSE Now children everywhere rejoice

:20:03. > :20:10.because with new Superman film comes new merchandise. This hasn't been

:20:10. > :20:18.seen in this country, this is an exclusive here, this is you. That's

:20:18. > :20:26.beautiful, nicely detailed. Whose beard is that, though? That's not

:20:26. > :20:32.how my beard looks. It's like Captain Birds Eye. I thought it was

:20:32. > :20:40.Kenny Roger's beard. There's a whiff of Kenny about it. It looks a little

:20:40. > :20:46.bit like you. It's beautiful in the detail. That's a bit like found

:20:46. > :20:50.material. Luckily for me you can't get those undies off. No, you really

:20:50. > :20:57.can't. I've tried. I've been here all afternoon. It's lovely. It's

:20:57. > :21:07.very nice. Henry has an action figure as well. Yes, he does. It's

:21:07. > :21:28.

:21:28. > :21:38.APPLAUSE I brought you a present. This is my

:21:38. > :21:42.rugby league team in Australia. They've been around since 1908.

:21:42. > :21:46.Where's the old fashioned red light? It's hidden but number three.

:21:46. > :21:56.red light on the blink on that one, get it fixed. This is the new

:21:56. > :22:01.

:22:01. > :22:08.generation with the gold lame rabbit. I know. Thank you very much.

:22:08. > :22:17.I'll pop it on like that. Is that what you do? And that.

:22:17. > :22:24.APPLAUSE Right, now, Russell, talking about

:22:24. > :22:28.Oscars and nominated many times but you won for Gladiator. It sounds

:22:28. > :22:36.like you contributed a lot to Gladiator The Script as stuff that a

:22:36. > :22:41.lot of it was you, is that true? started shooting that film with

:22:41. > :22:45.about 21 pages that we had agreed on. After ten days we had nothing

:22:45. > :22:49.left to shoot. So, and I would never, ever recommend you make a

:22:49. > :22:53.movie that way. It's just the way Ridley likes to make a movie. He

:22:53. > :22:59.likes to feel it as he's doing it. He'll get to a point with a

:22:59. > :23:04.character and go, oil e-- I'll need a moment with this character to give

:23:04. > :23:08.me that. He hunts down what that's going to to be. You chuck in your

:23:08. > :23:15.old school motto and things? that's where strength and honour

:23:15. > :23:20.came from. The motto was truth and virtue. I said to him I want the

:23:20. > :23:24.character to say something like that when he greets soldiers from his

:23:24. > :23:34.regiment. He should stay that or when he's leaving them, that's his

:23:34. > :23:40.

:23:40. > :23:48.thing. I said, I want them to say, " (He speaks Latin) and Ridley goes...

:23:48. > :23:58.What does that mean? I said it means strength and honour. He went, " Say

:23:58. > :23:58.

:23:58. > :24:08.that." Is that Sydney Boys High? Yes. Now you weren't quite as good

:24:08. > :24:09.

:24:09. > :24:15.as fat Cavill at school. You, no, you were good. And you grew. It's

:24:15. > :24:20.happy now. You smoked as a schoolboy. I did. My dad ran pubs.

:24:20. > :24:25.So I was in aan environment of smoke-filled rooms from a very young

:24:25. > :24:28.age. This terrible habit has stuck with me. I was committed to it even

:24:28. > :24:36.as a young guy in high school. I couldn't afford packets of

:24:36. > :24:40.cigarettes at the time. So I used to take two cigarettes to school, three

:24:40. > :24:45.matches and a piece of flint off the matchbox. So I'd put the cigarettes

:24:45. > :24:49.in my sock and I'd have the flint and the matches in the pocket of my

:24:49. > :24:54.trousers. At that stage we had to wear suits at school. Their linings

:24:54. > :24:58.are always made of nylon. I was sitting in music class...

:24:58. > :25:03.LAUGHTER. I was in music class and we were

:25:03. > :25:10.doing something with the rhythms. I ended up banging my leg and I

:25:10. > :25:15.went... Oh! I melted the inside of my nylon lining all around my bits

:25:15. > :25:20.and pieces. That is a very uncomfortable thing. Do you still

:25:20. > :25:30.have pieces down there? They didn't burn off all together. Just the

:25:30. > :25:30.

:25:30. > :25:35.first foot. APPLAUSE

:25:35. > :25:40.No, I meant pieces of nylon. Never mind. We can move off that. I wasn't

:25:40. > :25:45.wearing nylons, that came later in rocky horror show. You like the

:25:45. > :25:49.Twitter and on Twitter there was a thing about your costume in Les

:25:49. > :25:53.Miserables. There is this picture. Do you know the thing I'm talking

:25:54. > :26:00.about? A guy sent it to me, I thought it was so funny I retweeted

:26:00. > :26:10.it. Was it a German fan?I think so. He saw a similarity between this

:26:10. > :26:12.

:26:12. > :26:22.and... I retweeted that and then Britney Spears tweets me and says, "

:26:22. > :26:23.

:26:23. > :26:29.Yeah, let's get together and do a song." It was a joke, love. Did she

:26:29. > :26:36.think you'd dressed up as a tribute act? You're touring Australia.

:26:36. > :26:44.think so. A toxic song mash up. I didn't know what it meant. Bless

:26:44. > :26:48.her. I'd love to see you do that choreography from Baby one More

:26:49. > :26:54.Time. Let's talk after. I think I have my costume somewhere.

:26:54. > :27:00.Adams, four times nominated for Oscars, all very good with Junebug,

:27:00. > :27:02.Doubt, the Fighter, the Master, but nothing for Enchanted. That was such

:27:02. > :27:09.an amazing performance. APPLAUSE

:27:09. > :27:13.Thank you. And a bit like Henry, so Henry is now Superman but to a lot

:27:13. > :27:17.of children, you are the Princess. Absolutely. I think there are a lot

:27:17. > :27:22.of people, I mean, it's fantastic and I loved it and it's never been a

:27:22. > :27:29.burden and it's been great. It is weird because in life I tend to walk

:27:29. > :27:32.around without a stitch of make up and looking a bit homeless. So it's

:27:32. > :27:37.sometimes disappointing because kids won't necessarily recognise me but

:27:37. > :27:43.their parents will and they tell these poor children that I'm

:27:44. > :27:51.giselle. They're very disenchanted. I have to get down in a very Giselle

:27:51. > :27:58.voice and say" I'm in disguise." They buy it. Therapy later.Exactly.

:27:58. > :28:01.That is going to mess with their That is going to mess with their

:28:01. > :28:04.heads. But she said! It's better than me getting down going, " It's

:28:05. > :28:10.not real, honey." That would be horrible. The other thing we must

:28:10. > :28:19.talk about is the Fighter. It's such a great film. You're so good in it.

:28:19. > :28:26.APPLAUSE You imagine it would be fighting

:28:26. > :28:31.with Christian Bale and Mark Wahlberg. But the women in the movie

:28:31. > :28:37.are just stunning. They're like for real. Yeah they were like for real.

:28:37. > :28:41.Due meet the real sisters? No, but that's the thing. It's like Amy, you

:28:42. > :28:44.already said that. I did meet them and they were like for real. Like

:28:44. > :28:48.that. No, they were awesome. They were

:28:48. > :28:52.really like that. It was really interesting to meet this whole

:28:52. > :28:56.family and to meet Charlene. She was like, I don't know why you had me

:28:56. > :29:00.getting in a fight, I never got in a fight. Except once in a bar, when I

:29:00. > :29:05.cracked that bottle over a girl's head. That would be a fight.No, I

:29:06. > :29:11.swore a lot in that movie, which was like, I swear in real life, but I'm

:29:11. > :29:14.polite so I don't tend to swear in public if I can help it. It was

:29:14. > :29:19.really funny because David was like more swear words out the window and

:29:19. > :29:27.I could not figure it out. I was like, I ran out of swear words and

:29:27. > :29:34.he was throwing ideas out to me like" Trike cock-sucker. Trying

:29:34. > :29:40.F-ing costcutter. I refused the C word. On television here, it's still

:29:40. > :29:45.quite bad. I have two dogs that need to eat, OK. That one's not coming

:29:45. > :29:50.out of my mouth. Yeah, I ran out of swear words, it was funny. What was

:29:50. > :29:56.the other odd thing, where really specific kissing. Yes.What was that

:29:56. > :30:01.about? David O'-Russell has a thing with tongue. He likes to see it,

:30:01. > :30:08.like a 1980s music video or something. That's what he wants.

:30:08. > :30:14.Yeah. I tried that with Henry, it didn't work. They were like, ooo,

:30:14. > :30:18.what's that. Too much.I'm coming across like such a creeper. Poor

:30:18. > :30:24.Henry. Awful.I talk to other people, oh, hen rip's beautiful.

:30:24. > :30:29.Then you say it in front of it and you feel really creepy. He's so good

:30:29. > :30:39.looking. APPLAUSE

:30:39. > :30:40.

:30:40. > :30:47.Yeah, exactly. In the Tudors you had a lot of sex

:30:47. > :30:55.scenes. Yes.And no-one's complaining! It's terrible those

:30:55. > :30:58.girls' heads are cut out of the photograph. Come -- Come on England,

:30:58. > :31:03.catch up with the rest of the world. It's page three material. Is it true

:31:03. > :31:09.you didn't like it? Well, I mean, when you think of, you know, having

:31:09. > :31:16.sex with someone, you're normally sex with someone, you're normally

:31:16. > :31:26.alone. I normally am! LAUGHTER

:31:26. > :31:35.

:31:35. > :31:39.least 12 very heavily set men watching you. It's not comfortable.

:31:39. > :31:45.You know, things aren't happening as naturally as they should, so things

:31:45. > :31:55.are, you know, there's a lot of this. That's not comfortable either.

:31:55. > :31:57.

:31:57. > :32:00.What is that? Stop it both of you. Well, supposed to be the Man of

:32:01. > :32:05.Steel. Yes, we are. They tend to be very uncomfortable. It's one of

:32:05. > :32:10.those things. It's not nearly as sexy as one may imagine. Kissed

:32:10. > :32:17.many, many famous actresses over the years, but in interviews you always

:32:17. > :32:25.cite one screen kiss as your favourite, is that true? Do I?Yes.

:32:25. > :32:33.No? The movie called the Sum of Us. That had to be a set up. No, you

:32:33. > :32:39.That had to be a set up. No, you have said! Currently the mantle is

:32:40. > :32:47.held by Kate Blanchett until further experiences. However, yes, this

:32:47. > :32:53.movive here, the Sum of Us, I play a gay rugby-playing plumber in this

:32:53. > :32:55.clip. That is John Paulson, after I finished that film I was about to

:32:55. > :32:59.work with Sharon Stone. In that movive I had kissing scenes with

:32:59. > :33:05.her. In this film I'm playing the gay man and I have a kissing scene

:33:05. > :33:13.with John. John came up to me and he's, well he's not gay and he came

:33:13. > :33:17.up to me and said, look, I've never kissed a bloke you know. Can we

:33:17. > :33:22.practise? LAUGHTER

:33:22. > :33:32.I said, a couple of weeks from now, I'll be in America and working with

:33:32. > :33:32.

:33:32. > :33:37.Sharon Stone. How do you think it will go down, if I say kissing scene

:33:38. > :33:42.coming up, shall we practise? How about you close your eyes, you close

:33:42. > :33:46.your eyes and I bet we remember how to do it. That's what happened.

:33:46. > :33:50.Beautiful! What a sofa, please thank my guests tonight.

:33:50. > :33:55.APPLAUSE Before we hear this week's stories

:33:55. > :34:01.in the red chair, it's time for music. Performing the upcoming

:34:01. > :34:11.single What Love is Made Of. Please single What Love is Made Of. Please

:34:11. > :34:14.

:34:14. > :34:24.# Something about your smile # That keeps me close

:34:24. > :34:28.

:34:28. > :34:38.# Keeps me warm # Something about your eyes that

:34:38. > :34:40.

:34:40. > :34:43.bright blue shine # I see your soul

:34:43. > :34:51.# Give it to me # The recipe

:34:51. > :35:01.# So I can see # And I can stay like this for days

:35:01. > :35:05.

:35:05. > :35:13.# Looking at your beautiful face # Let me know what love is made of

:35:14. > :35:23.# Something about your style # The clothes you wear

:35:24. > :35:24.

:35:25. > :35:33.# You get it right # Something about your mind

:35:33. > :35:40.# The way you think # How you're so wise

:35:40. > :35:48.# Let me see # Give it to me

:35:48. > :35:51.# The recipe # So I can see

:35:51. > :36:01.# And I could stay like this for days

:36:01. > :36:02.

:36:02. > :36:07.# Looking at your beautiful face # Can -- let me know

:36:07. > :36:16.# What love is made of # Say I'm the special one

:36:16. > :36:20.# The one you think of most # What you got that could give

:36:20. > :36:28.# Come and give me my dose # Let me see

:36:29. > :36:36.# Give it to me # The recipe

:36:36. > :36:43.# So I can see # And I could stay like this for

:36:43. > :36:53.days # Looking at your beautiful face

:36:53. > :36:56.

:36:56. > :37:00.# Say you'll never go # Say you'll never go

:37:00. > :37:08.# Let me know what love is made of # What love is made of

:37:08. > :37:14.# What love is made of # APPLAUSE

:37:15. > :37:24.Thank you! Beautiful, Katy B everyone. Come on over.

:37:25. > :37:30.

:37:30. > :37:36.Congratulations, darling. Thank you. It's all marvellous. There she goes.

:37:36. > :37:41.Now, that is a new single Brand new, my first single off my new album.

:37:41. > :37:49.It's out on July 8. Yes.You won't be able to explain this to me, but

:37:49. > :37:53.you can preorder it now. Yeah, yes. You can preorder it. So, yeah pay

:37:53. > :37:58.for it now and on July 7th, you don't have to think about clicking

:37:59. > :38:03.the button and it just goes straight to iTunes. It's not like preordering

:38:03. > :38:07.a book, they're not going to run out. You've never tried to download

:38:07. > :38:13.something and gone, no, it's all gone.

:38:13. > :38:18.Sorry it's empty. People do it. I've preordered a few albums. Do you get

:38:18. > :38:25.the money earlier that way? Is it good for next month's rent. Yeah!

:38:25. > :38:32.Gets you ahead. Now the other thing, I've decided I might ask every music

:38:32. > :38:37.act I have, would you ever consider doing Eurovision. Do you want to

:38:37. > :38:41.know something, my dad did the Eurovision Song Contest. Really?Yes

:38:41. > :38:48.but for Germany though. Really random, he's not even German. You

:38:48. > :38:56.can find it on YouTube. Boo!I know. He had a whole other life that I

:38:56. > :39:02.don't really know about. I should ask him one day. You really should.

:39:02. > :39:07.Christmas maybe. Yeah. That whole life you had in Germany, tell me

:39:07. > :39:13.about it. What was the song called? Was it in German. The thing is every

:39:13. > :39:19.time I ask him about it, he's really shady about it. He says it's really

:39:19. > :39:25.bad. I'll find out about it and tweet about it. He dance a whole

:39:25. > :39:29.dance routine and he's wearing flares. It's amazing. He has a

:39:29. > :39:33.ginger moustache. It's great. ginger moustache. It's great.

:39:33. > :39:39.like a winner! APPLAUSE

:39:39. > :39:43.They didn't win. We go. We have time for a story or two in the red chair.

:39:43. > :39:48.You are keen on the red chair Russell? It's one of my favourite

:39:48. > :39:56.parts of the show. If you come down here and Henry, give Katy B a go.

:39:56. > :40:06.Right. Give her a turn. Does this move.

:40:06. > :40:09.

:40:09. > :40:14.He's on it. Righty ho, then. Sandwiches changed.

:40:14. > :40:18.I'm a -- in a ginger sandwich now. You look like you mean business. I

:40:18. > :40:23.imagine we're going to run out of people. All right who's up? What

:40:23. > :40:26.poor person is up first. Hello? I'm not doing this, it's Russell

:40:26. > :40:32.Crowe. You need to impress with your story. What's your name? Laura.You

:40:32. > :40:42.look so nervous. Don't be. Russell is looking benign. Don't be nervous.

:40:42. > :40:46.

:40:46. > :40:54.is looking benign. Don't be nervous. unreasonable. It's going to be a

:40:54. > :41:02.series of joinering wrecks. -- jibbering wrecks. Who's next?

:41:02. > :41:08.You look calm, Sir. Very.What's your name? Raj.Where do you live?

:41:08. > :41:14.St Albans. . Fancy? It's got an old part and a rough part.

:41:14. > :41:23.Do you live in the old part or the rough part? On the border. Oh, no!

:41:23. > :41:29.That was a good answer. He was playing the game. He was being soft.

:41:29. > :41:34.Next person comes on, what are we looking for? Somebody who really

:41:34. > :41:44.looks like they want to tell a story. OK. Guys out there, you're to

:41:44. > :41:49.look like you want to tell a story. Next up. This is excellent.Hello.

:41:49. > :41:54.Hi. Does he looks like he wants to tell a story? Oh, he does. What's

:41:54. > :42:04.your name? Scott.Start your story. This is for Russell. Last year I

:42:04. > :42:14.went it a music festival. He's a New Zealander? Yeah, yeah.

:42:14. > :42:15.

:42:15. > :42:22.What's wrong with you. That would have been a lovely story. We'll try

:42:22. > :42:26.another one. Let's get another one. Did you come up with this concept?

:42:26. > :42:34.It's fantastic. Selling them at Christmas. Hello, Sir. What's your

:42:34. > :42:41.name? -- Ivan.He's keen. I won't delay you because we're not sure how

:42:41. > :42:45.long you'll last. Off you go. fried fish always. Father and I used

:42:45. > :42:49.to repair cars. One day we took the petrol out of the front of the car.

:42:49. > :42:53.We needed to put it back the next day. Unfortunately, mum decided to

:42:53. > :42:58.fry the fish the next morning. She starts to fry the fish. Not quite

:42:58. > :43:02.enough oil in the pan. She reaches for the first can of oil that she

:43:02. > :43:08.thought she could find. Petrol. She actually burned the whole house

:43:08. > :43:15.down. Wow scla. -- wow! That's a pretty

:43:15. > :43:18.good story. It's dark, though. Can he walk? You can walk. Walk! Walk!

:43:18. > :43:20.he walk? You can walk. Walk! Walk! Walk!

:43:20. > :43:25.APPLAUSE Well done everyone. If you want to

:43:25. > :43:35.join us on the show and have a go in the red chair, you can. Contact us

:43:35. > :43:38.

:43:38. > :43:43.via our website. Thank you to all my guests tonight, Katy B, Amy Adams,

:43:43. > :43:49.guests tonight, Katy B, Amy Adams, Henry Cavill, Russell Crowe! Join me