Episode 3

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:00:08. > :00:14.Tonight on the show we have one of the stars of Iron Man 3. Wouldn't

:00:14. > :00:24.it be great to be Iron Man? Oh, this is brilliant. Just have a sip

:00:24. > :00:44.

:00:44. > :00:48.of my wine. Useless. Let's start Oh, hello!

:00:48. > :00:53.APPLAUSE Welcome one and all. Hello

:00:53. > :01:01.everybody. Thank you very much. We have a very exciting show tonight.

:01:01. > :01:08.Hollywood's come a-calling, Gwyneth Paltrow is on the show.

:01:08. > :01:11.Ready, steady go, double Olympic Gold Medal winner Mo Farah is here.

:01:11. > :01:21.The hilarious Lee Mack is on the show.

:01:21. > :01:26.

:01:26. > :01:30.Plus we have music from Hurts, Gwyneth is here to tell us about

:01:30. > :01:40.Iron Man 3. Iron Man is one of my favourite superheroes. Here he is

:01:40. > :01:49.

:01:49. > :01:58.Begin Seth back as -- Gwyneth is back as Iron Man's love interest.

:01:58. > :02:06.He is shorter than I remember! I must ask, how do you have sex

:02:06. > :02:10.with a man made of iron? Really looking forward to meeting

:02:10. > :02:20.Mo Farah. I think we can all remember where we were when Mo won

:02:20. > :02:23.his second Gold Medal at the He got gold, I got bronze! What an

:02:24. > :02:32.inspiration Mo is. Thanks to him, a whole generation of British people

:02:32. > :02:35.have taken up running. 50 more yards, you're there.

:02:35. > :02:41.Mo trains in Africa. I don't know why training in Africa would make

:02:41. > :02:46.you such a fast runner. As well as running, Mo has set a

:02:46. > :02:53.trend for people doing their own signature poses. There's the Mobot.

:02:53. > :02:57.The lightning strike. And my own personal favourite, the'I'm With

:02:57. > :03:03.Stupid'. Let's get the guests on!

:03:03. > :03:13.Later we will have music from Hurts. First, it's Lee Mack!

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:03:23. > :03:33.It's Mo Farah! Hello, sir, welcome.

:03:33. > :03:44.

:03:44. > :03:49.Welcome all. Can I say how pleased I was I won the race to the sofa

:03:49. > :03:52.with Mo. You are not very good over short distances. It is so lovely to

:03:52. > :03:56.see Mo here. Are you one of those people, because you are training

:03:56. > :04:01.all the time, are you totally out of touch with popular culture, have

:04:01. > :04:07.you seen the Iron Man films? I am looking forward to seeing it.

:04:07. > :04:14.you seen the first two? No, I haven't! Just how looking forward

:04:14. > :04:21.to it are you! Do you know who that lady is Mo? Yes, that gives me more

:04:21. > :04:29.reason to watch. Have you seen this show? I have never seen this show

:04:29. > :04:38.before. Do you know who I am? don't know who you are! I'm not

:04:38. > :04:43.bothered, I thought I was going to be siingt next to Mia Faro.

:04:44. > :04:49.last time you were here you were promoting a book, but now in a big

:04:49. > :04:57.movie, Iron Man 3 is back. This time, you are properly in it?

:04:57. > :05:05.actually in this movie I do get to... Kick ass. Yes. What happens

:05:05. > :05:10.is, there is a really bad guy, a villain. Oh, no. It is very

:05:10. > :05:16.uncharacteristic in a comic book movie. I hope Iron Man can do

:05:16. > :05:20.something about it. So do I! I get to wear the Iron Man suit for a

:05:20. > :05:24.while, it's very cool. Is it really you in the suit? Well, yes, it was

:05:25. > :05:31.me in a lot of the suit and then they CGI other bits, but it was

:05:31. > :05:38.mostly me wearing the suit when I wore the suit. That is you with a

:05:38. > :05:41.bit of the suit. When you are in it, is it heavy, horrible? It's quite

:05:41. > :05:46.cumbersome but it's not so bad. I thought it was going to be terrible

:05:46. > :05:52.because in the first two Iron Man movies, Robert was like he would

:05:52. > :05:58.put on the suit and start sweating and having nervous breakdown and

:05:58. > :06:02.meditate and cry. He was in hell, he was like this is the worst. I

:06:02. > :06:09.was like I better prepare for this suit. I put it on and I was like,

:06:09. > :06:14.this guy is a wimp! It's not that bad. It was very cool when your son

:06:14. > :06:18.Moses, who was on set that day. loves Iron Man and is a big man. I

:06:18. > :06:21.don't think I will ever forget his face when he saw me walk out

:06:21. > :06:26.wearing the Iron Man suit. That is amazing. It was a really good

:06:26. > :06:36.moment. Is that the first thing he's seen his mum do? Yes, I think

:06:36. > :06:42.

:06:42. > :06:48.so. It's definitely the first - he's now put together - the other

:06:48. > :06:52.day we had a moment where I watched his seven-year-old brain put

:06:52. > :07:00.together who I was. We were going to see the Justin Bieber concert

:07:00. > :07:08.because he loves Justin Bieber. Lucky you! He said to me "You know

:07:08. > :07:12.maybe Justin Bieber knows who you are from Iron Man movies", so it

:07:12. > :07:20.dawned on him that I could be a connection to Justin Bieber.

:07:20. > :07:30.passport to Justin. Or the monkey. I think his mother needs to step in

:07:30. > :07:35.now. Say, no Justin, you can't have a monkey. Talking about spoilt

:07:35. > :07:39.children... Wait a minute. I am talking about Justin, not Moses.

:07:39. > :07:49.There is an amazing bit of merchandising from the Iron Man

:07:49. > :07:49.

:07:49. > :07:55.movie. This mask. This is really good. It is amazing. What it does,

:07:55. > :08:04.incredible they sell it to children because it fires stuff. Health and

:08:04. > :08:14.safety want you to put those on. Are you serious. Where was it made,

:08:14. > :08:35.

:08:35. > :08:40.That could have a kid's eye out! thought it was going to come in

:08:40. > :08:47.this direction. I try not to hurt the guests. Iron Man three, it

:08:47. > :08:52.opens on next Thursday, 25th April. You and Tony Stark, you are

:08:52. > :08:58.properly a couple. It is a slight mystery why you are together. He

:08:58. > :09:03.seems quite a difficult boyfriend I would say. I think, if you start

:09:03. > :09:06.2349 first movie she is his assistant and there is this kind of

:09:06. > :09:08.sexual chemistry they have and then with all the movies the

:09:08. > :09:13.relationship progresses and now they are living together and I

:09:13. > :09:19.think he is quite difficult but she is a very paishl of patient --

:09:19. > :09:27.patient woman and sweet and can deal with his megalomania and suit

:09:27. > :09:32.building. Here is a taste of you and Robert Downey downior and you

:09:32. > :09:40.demonstrating your patience. Why don't you link up that face

:09:40. > :09:48.mask and give me a kiss. Yes, no can do. You want to just kiss it on

:09:48. > :09:58.the facial slit. Why don't I run down to the gar average and find a

:09:58. > :10:10.

:10:10. > :10:20.This is a new level of lame. You ate without me on date Night.

:10:20. > :10:22.

:10:22. > :10:26.were just hosting you. While I That makes it look like a

:10:26. > :10:33.relationship film. There is a lot of fighting and flying around and

:10:33. > :10:40.explosions as well. Yes. In terms of creating synthetic men. Lee, you

:10:40. > :10:47.have built, it wasn't Iron Man but you built a man? I did build a man.

:10:47. > :10:57.Wait a minute, what? I made Graham from plasticine. I loved moulding

:10:57. > :11:00.

:11:00. > :11:06.him into that shape. But his fingers smell. My girlfriend, then

:11:06. > :11:13.girlfriend, now boyfriend, long story, no, the plasticine came in

:11:13. > :11:17.candy. My My wife, about 15 years ago there was a spate of car

:11:17. > :11:21.jackings and women driving on their own were particularly vulnerable,

:11:21. > :11:25.so I got it into my head, I had only started going out with her, to

:11:25. > :11:29.help protect her, I would build a man and so when she is driving on

:11:29. > :11:34.her own, he would sit in the passenger sweet. That's nice.

:11:34. > :11:39.protect my girlfriend. I made this man and we called him Arthur, he

:11:39. > :11:44.was only from the waist up. Doing the legs would be unnecessarily -

:11:44. > :11:50.you don't need that much back story. Just the waist and head, football

:11:50. > :11:53.head, tights over his football head, flat cap. What she would do is get

:11:53. > :11:57.out of the car and then the neighbours would look through and

:11:57. > :12:05.think for a minute, that's a guy in the car but then she would pick him

:12:05. > :12:10.up and bring him in and at this point they were thinking he has no

:12:10. > :12:14.legs. The worst bit is when we left him in the car overnight. The

:12:14. > :12:24.neighbours look, he's still there. The man with no feet is still

:12:24. > :12:30.sitting in the car. She never got car jacked, so it worked.

:12:30. > :12:35.someone saw a guy with tights over his head and a hat on. With no

:12:35. > :12:41.features, it's going to scare anyone. You would think someone's

:12:41. > :12:47.got her already! Mo Farah, it is a huge weekend for

:12:47. > :12:50.you. You are running the London Marathon, half the London Marathon.

:12:50. > :12:55.What's going to change it all, it is all happening in the shadow of

:12:55. > :13:03.what went on in Boston. How are they marking it, are they

:13:03. > :13:07.referencing what happened in Boston? They are going to take the

:13:07. > :13:11.security seriously. I spoke to the race organiser, there is ar going

:13:11. > :13:15.to be more security out there. People are wearing black ribbons

:13:15. > :13:18.and they are having silence before the start of the race. As a a

:13:18. > :13:25.respect, there is going to be a minute's silence for the people. It

:13:25. > :13:31.is sad what happened. After that, the race will be as normal. Are you

:13:31. > :13:36.nervous, or does it spur you on and think, this is as usual? You don't

:13:36. > :13:39.want to see anything happening, but at the same time, it is what you do

:13:39. > :13:42.every day, the guys and everybody else, they do a great job, they

:13:42. > :13:46.will take care of that. You have to take it as a normal race and enjoy

:13:46. > :13:53.it and do what you normally do. are running half of it, the first

:13:53. > :13:58.or second half? The first half. couldn't run the second half, you

:13:58. > :14:05.would be waiting for age. If at the 13 mile mark you are feeling fresh,

:14:05. > :14:08.will you keep going? My aim is not to keep going. This is just a

:14:08. > :14:16.practise for next year. I want to come out and get a practise. You

:14:16. > :14:21.have to wake up early in the morning. I know, yes. Have you done

:14:21. > :14:27.a marathon? Don't take the piss out of me, Graham. You trained for one,

:14:27. > :14:32.didn't you? Last time we chatted, you pointed out the waistcoat was

:14:32. > :14:38.fooling no-one. This is how unfit I am. The reason I am wearing one

:14:38. > :14:46.again tonight, I realised that I have accidentally come away with my

:14:46. > :14:53.son's tie! How ridiculous is that! Ten minutes

:14:53. > :15:01.before I came on I thought I can't go on like that. You look very

:15:01. > :15:05.smart. I did train for the marathon about three years ago, the Paris

:15:05. > :15:10.marathon. I got to about 13 miles in the training and then went to

:15:10. > :15:14.see the doctor because I had a pain in my knee. He said that one leg

:15:14. > :15:21.was shorter than the other, so I had to stop running the marathon, I

:15:21. > :15:27.was delighted. He was pointing out to me, if you - would you mind

:15:27. > :15:37.Gwyneth feeling my knees, feel the height difference of my knees.

:15:37. > :15:37.

:15:37. > :15:47.my God. I like your reaction, oh my God. This is truth, my testicles

:15:47. > :15:55.hang at different... APPLAUSE

:15:55. > :16:02.Can I check, did that happen? it did. I haven't been so aroused

:16:02. > :16:09.since I saw your head in that box in Seven. In terms of training, you

:16:09. > :16:19.train all the time. I do, yes. this movie you are in a bra and

:16:19. > :16:26.

:16:26. > :16:36.trousers. Yes. You are ripped. thanks. Didn't a lady bid �350,000

:16:36. > :16:37.

:16:37. > :16:44.to do an aerobics lesson with you? Is that true. It was you and

:16:44. > :16:51.Madonna and they paid �350,000. Madonna never turned up! Japanese

:16:51. > :16:57.lady outside with her cheque. That does sound like quite the workout.

:16:57. > :17:03.I do about an hour of dancing, aerobics every day and I got to

:17:03. > :17:07.keep, try and keep this thing together still. Oh, please, I'm 40,

:17:07. > :17:13.I have two kids and they are making me take my shirt off in Iron Man

:17:13. > :17:17.and it's like, guys, come on. You get away with it, I feel. Mo,

:17:17. > :17:21.obviously trains a little more than the rest of us. You live in

:17:21. > :17:29.Portland Oregon all the time. have lived there for the last

:17:29. > :17:34.couple of years. This is Alberto Salazar. How many hours a day do

:17:34. > :17:44.you spend training? It's hard to say. I normally do about 120 miles

:17:44. > :17:46.

:17:46. > :17:52.a week. If you double that to 240, you could do a full marathon.

:17:52. > :17:58.is running outside. But you do, this guy, he's got all these weird

:17:58. > :18:05.contraptions to train. We do another 15 to 20 miles underwater

:18:05. > :18:10.tread mill, basically like a tread mill but in the pool.

:18:10. > :18:17.underwater is this thing? It's up to your waist. Then you have a tube

:18:17. > :18:23.at the front and water coming out, it is pushing you back. To resist.

:18:23. > :18:27.Then you go at the same pace. couple of things that fascinate me.

:18:27. > :18:32.You didn't want to be a runner, you wanted to be a footballer. I still

:18:32. > :18:36.want to be a footballer. If I see a football, I want to go after it.

:18:36. > :18:41.Were you good at football? thought I was good. But I wasn't

:18:41. > :18:46.that good. You are better at running. For sure. Here is the

:18:46. > :18:53.other thing, you are a twin? Yes. have a picture of you and your twin

:18:54. > :18:59.brother has an. I was hoping he was going to be massive and fat! The

:18:59. > :19:05.lazy one. What does that do to - because the three of us can look

:19:05. > :19:10.the you and think, well, Mo is genetically different, he's pre-

:19:10. > :19:18.disposed to be able to run like that, but Hassan is genetically

:19:18. > :19:22.exactly the same as you. Is he lazy? He smokes 40 fashion a --

:19:22. > :19:27.fags a day. Presumably he is thrilled for you. He is happy for

:19:27. > :19:33.me, but we live two different lives. You know what you could do, you

:19:34. > :19:43.know the 13 mile mark, Hassan could slip in. That's going to be a good

:19:44. > :19:44.

:19:44. > :19:53.look. Super Saturday was the 4th August and now, you weren't

:19:53. > :20:00.watching, were you Gwyneth? I was not watching. What were you doing?

:20:00. > :20:10.I was in New York and I just was just shit and forgot to watch. I

:20:10. > :20:17.

:20:17. > :20:22.missed it. 4th August is my birthday. I actually booked a

:20:22. > :20:29.Michelin starred restaurant and at 5.00 cancelled it to watch the race

:20:29. > :20:36.at home. I was on my feet, go on son and he still came fifth, the

:20:36. > :20:42.Bulgarian bloke, �20 on him! you Mo, it is such an enormous

:20:42. > :20:46.event in anybody's life. Are you still on a high from that? At that

:20:46. > :20:51.point, it's just something you train so hard for so many years and

:20:51. > :20:59.to get it right was amazing for me. To have the crowd behind you is

:21:00. > :21:08.amazing. I know, no commuting, it's easy to get to. Zone 3, it's handy.

:21:08. > :21:15.I see what you mean, Mo. In those famous images of you winning the

:21:15. > :21:21.race. You look so surprised, you look like no-one ever mentioned you

:21:21. > :21:31.were quite good at running before. Really, everyone? It's incredible.

:21:31. > :21:34.

:21:34. > :21:43.I am sure you have all seen these, it's become familiar, Mo running

:21:43. > :21:53.away from a bear, running away from the bulls. And finally this is my

:21:53. > :21:56.

:21:56. > :22:03.Lee Mack, you are back on our televisions, a new series of Not

:22:03. > :22:09.Going Out. Series six. A sit come on BBC One. This series is

:22:09. > :22:14.different, Tim Vine is gone. It was the two of you, your show. Yes.

:22:14. > :22:19.it difficult to write him out? decided we were going to do a big

:22:19. > :22:25.thing where we wrote him out of four episodes and I thought I can't

:22:25. > :22:31.be asked, the Olympics is on, so we cut him out in the first five

:22:31. > :22:36.minutes of the first episode. He's old news now. You haven't seen it,

:22:36. > :22:42.sow don't know. It's very good. There is a will they won't they

:22:42. > :22:48.with Lee and this character Lucy. But this series, we finally find

:22:48. > :22:54.out. We couldn't make our minds up so filmed two different endings. We

:22:54. > :22:59.can't decide which way - we have decided now. But right to the wire

:22:59. > :23:03.of handing in the tapes. How does it work, did they do that thing of

:23:03. > :23:09.audience testing it or did you just decide yourselves? We watched them

:23:09. > :23:13.back and decided which way to go, whether I want to move it on to a

:23:13. > :23:19.family sit com, married kids or whether we want to keep it as it is

:23:19. > :23:29.for a while. You are wondering which way we have gone, aren't you

:23:29. > :23:35.Gwyneth. I am. You will have to tune in. You don't want to change

:23:35. > :23:43.the format. Shall we vote. You have to watch it first. We are about to

:23:43. > :23:49.watch a bit of it. This is an exclusive clip from next week's

:23:49. > :23:59.episode. Hello, Wendy. Hello, have you got

:23:59. > :24:01.

:24:01. > :24:08.five minutes. Won't once be enough? That was a joke about being bad at

:24:08. > :24:14.sex. Not you, I mean, me. I am sure you are very good at it. You are

:24:14. > :24:24.like the shopkeeper from Mr Ben. If you are looking for Lucy she is at

:24:24. > :24:28.

:24:28. > :24:35.the conference. I know. Greta Garbo's nipples were made of spam.

:24:35. > :24:40.You didn't see that one coming, did you. That's true, I looked it up on

:24:40. > :24:45.Wikipedia. Who could go out when you could stay home and make all

:24:45. > :24:55.the delicious recipes in Gwyneth's new book. I believe you really cook

:24:55. > :25:03.these things? I do. You are not just the celebrity face of this

:25:03. > :25:07.why would I bother? Money. There's no money in that. The first book,

:25:07. > :25:11.which I have and I have cooked things from it, that potato cake

:25:11. > :25:18.delicious, but I feel some of the delicious potato, that wouldn't be

:25:18. > :25:24.in this book now. The idea of this book was to make food as as

:25:24. > :25:28.delicious as the first book but that bit healthier. No butter.

:25:28. > :25:34.butter, no gluten. That is the elimination diet. It was inspired

:25:34. > :25:43.by the elimination diet. I had some health things crop up and my doctor

:25:43. > :25:48.had me go on the elimination diet. I didn't really, couldn't really

:25:48. > :25:55.think of what to cook. So I started creating these recipes and I

:25:55. > :25:59.thought why is it the people who want to lose a bit of weight or be

:25:59. > :26:03.healthier have really tasteless food, it shouldn't be that way.

:26:03. > :26:09.Some of the elimination things I get, no coffee, no alcohol, no

:26:09. > :26:14.dairy, I resist, I have fallen at the first two hurdles, but no deep

:26:14. > :26:22.water fish. Keep water fish have a lot of mercury in them so they are

:26:22. > :26:26.not good to eat a lot. Am I the only person who doesn't know how

:26:26. > :26:33.deep each individual fish swim. idiot. It is going to be hard at

:26:33. > :26:38.the fish and chip shot. "How deep does that cod swim?" If you are at

:26:38. > :26:42.the fish and chip shop, you are not doing the elimination diet. That's

:26:42. > :26:47.true. APPLAUSE

:26:47. > :26:57.Lots of delicious recipes, some of them, Gwyneth, I don't understand

:26:57. > :26:58.

:26:58. > :27:08.them. For instance, there is one here, for left over quinoa, who

:27:08. > :27:13.doesn't finish their qinoa, how do you end up with leftover qinoa.

:27:13. > :27:18.There's nothing left over, surely. That is a mystery. I will be

:27:18. > :27:28.waiting sometime before I get to cook that. Plates licked clean

:27:28. > :27:32.

:27:32. > :27:42.There are lots of delicious things. Don't leave it at that, what is it,

:27:42. > :27:43.

:27:43. > :27:53.what is qinoa. It's like a cross between cous cous and cat litter.

:27:53. > :27:58.

:27:58. > :28:04.I'm not wrong. You haven't had my qinoa. Is it a wheat or something?

:28:04. > :28:10.It's not wheat, it is its own grain, it is high in protein. As you eat

:28:10. > :28:18.it, you believe that. It is one of those things, this is really good

:28:18. > :28:24.for me. My version is really good. You served it with a fried egg on

:28:24. > :28:32.top so I am thrilled. The photographs in the book are lovely.

:28:32. > :28:38.But then some of the pictures, to illustrate avocado toast, I am note

:28:38. > :28:44.sure that was the way -- I am not sure that is the way to go. It's

:28:44. > :28:50.breakfast. Are you dreaming of avocado toast there?! Are you

:28:50. > :28:55.allowed my personal favourite, the potted intole sandwich. Chicken and

:28:55. > :29:03.mushroom, cheap white bread, plonk it in, squeeze it. Is that in your

:29:03. > :29:09.book? I just threw up in my mouth. Is that when you remembered you

:29:09. > :29:18.touched my testicles. On Sunday for the marathon, do you have special

:29:18. > :29:21.food you will eat? The night before the race I will eat a lot of carbs

:29:21. > :29:28.and I will each five or six hours before and won't eat anything we

:29:28. > :29:34.have yirx are porridge, some toast, coffee, make sure I stay hydrated,

:29:34. > :29:44.that is more important, but before the race, I will avoid affried

:29:44. > :29:48.

:29:48. > :29:52.stuff, mill milk. Not even a fried egg? With qi, oa? No, no fried egg.

:29:52. > :29:59.I wonder what you would look like if somebody offered you a fried

:30:00. > :30:04.egg! At home, because I imagine yourself and Chris, you are very

:30:04. > :30:12.cosmopolitan couple. We have a vision of your life. But it seems

:30:12. > :30:17.like you do the cooking, does Chris ever cook? He cooked twice. And

:30:17. > :30:23.both times the fire brigade came. Are you serious? That is a true

:30:23. > :30:28.story. What was he trying to cook? I don't know because the house was

:30:28. > :30:35.full of smoke and the fire brigade turned up. The second time the fire

:30:35. > :30:39.brigade must have been really unamused. The second time Chris

:30:39. > :30:44.opened the door and the guy said "You have been cooking again, Chris

:30:44. > :30:52.". You have two young children, so when you have a children's party or

:30:52. > :30:56.something, do you do Rice Crispies and chocolate, please God say yes.

:30:56. > :31:03.Of course, I do all the yummy cakes and food. I have heard you talking

:31:03. > :31:10.about British children's parties and you have been dising them?

:31:10. > :31:19.You dising our parties saying they were damp old church halls with

:31:19. > :31:24.crappy sand wips. Am I right? If there is one area where you can

:31:24. > :31:33.discern the difference between American and British culture it's

:31:33. > :31:42.kids parties. Americans are over the top and too much food.

:31:42. > :31:48.Americans eat too much food. and me live here, Lee, OK. I am

:31:48. > :31:54.putting on a lot of weight, look at that, that was down there. When you

:31:54. > :31:59.are here... I live here. Do you have to try and purposely make your

:31:59. > :32:04.children's parties crap? No. I think it is hilarious, you can go

:32:04. > :32:10.to the richest man in London's kids' party and it is in a church

:32:10. > :32:16.basement with some sort of weird creepy kids performer, entertainer

:32:16. > :32:21.type person. Aren't you planning a kids party at the moment. Yes. It

:32:21. > :32:29.was Moses birthday but we are having his party soon. The plan

:32:29. > :32:35.something extensive. I am going to be the ugliest American of all time.

:32:35. > :32:41.Are you having a petting zoo? might have a petting zoo Does it

:32:41. > :32:49.come on the back of a van? It does. What do you get? You get like

:32:49. > :32:57.bunnies and all kinds of things. you get a sheep? That is your kid's

:32:57. > :33:06.party. Did you say Graham kid's party. You really don't know who he

:33:06. > :33:13.is, do you. How old is your stepdaughter? She is seven. Have

:33:13. > :33:21.you been to sports days now at school? Yes. Have you been in the

:33:21. > :33:28.fathers' race. The fathers must must be like oh God here he comes.

:33:28. > :33:38.He probably stops half way. Is it true that you and your brother

:33:38. > :33:41.

:33:41. > :33:47.can't cross your legs? I cannot cross my legs. When I was at school

:33:47. > :33:57.in assembly, I used to sit like this, I can't cross my legs. But I

:33:57. > :34:02.

:34:03. > :34:07.Those a �1 billion knees. I can't cross my legs, because you know

:34:07. > :34:16.that big testicle hanging down, it's like that, let me show you

:34:16. > :34:20.again! It is time for music. This

:34:20. > :34:24.Manchester duo have sold two million records, one of my

:34:24. > :34:34.favourites bands. I am thrilled to have them back. Performing their

:34:34. > :34:42.

:34:42. > :34:48.new single Blind, please welcome # Since the day I left you, I hear

:34:48. > :34:56.your voice in every sound # Since the day I left you I see

:34:56. > :35:05.your face in every crowd # It won't go away!

:35:05. > :35:12.# But every time I feel you're near I close my eyes and turn to stone

:35:12. > :35:19.stone # Cause now the only thing I fear

:35:19. > :35:23.is seeing you better off alone # Yeah

:35:23. > :35:33.# Cut out my eyes and leave me blind

:35:33. > :35:36.

:35:36. > :35:46.# Cut out my eyes # And leave me blind

:35:46. > :35:54.

:35:54. > :36:01.# With the weight of the world upon me I can't hold my head up high

:36:01. > :36:11.# Oh way oh way oh # So if you see me on the streets

:36:11. > :36:12.

:36:12. > :36:16.turn away and walk on by # Cause after the beauty we've

:36:16. > :36:26.destroyed # I am cascading through the void

:36:26. > :36:33.

:36:33. > :36:39.# I know time my heart will mend # I don't care if I never see again

:36:39. > :36:46.# Cut out my eyes # And leave me blind

:36:46. > :36:54.# Cut out my eyes # And leave me blind

:36:54. > :37:03.# Girl, I told you, after all we've been through

:37:03. > :37:13.# I don't one that be by myself # Girl, I told you that it would

:37:13. > :37:17.

:37:17. > :37:22.tear me in two # If I see you with someone else

:37:22. > :37:32.# Cut out my eyes # And leave me blind

:37:32. > :37:57.

:37:57. > :38:02.# Cut out my eyes APPLAUSE

:38:02. > :38:12.Hurts! Come and join me.

:38:12. > :38:16.

:38:16. > :38:23.Beautiful. How are you? Nice to see I noticed you kept the gloves on

:38:23. > :38:29.for the shake. I have very, very dirty hands. Now you tell me.

:38:29. > :38:34.last time I saw you, you had an eye mask on. Yes, I had an injury, that

:38:34. > :38:41.is it there, that is the scar. Last time I had to wear sunglasses to

:38:41. > :38:46.hide the grotesque eye, which I did, I fell over. You were doing the

:38:46. > :38:51.video for Blind. We were making a video for Blind, it is just a good

:38:51. > :39:00.job it wasn't called bollocks. could have helped you out there.

:39:00. > :39:05.That is the new single. It is out now. This album is Exile, it is in

:39:05. > :39:08.my car. After you finished the the song, you were talking about what

:39:08. > :39:14.you listen to when you train. You have an iPod in when you are

:39:14. > :39:20.running. I listen to a lot. Sometimes when you are struggling

:39:20. > :39:29.you want something with a beat, I listen to Dizzie Rascal. Do you

:39:29. > :39:32.stop the music halfway? Just saying. People, you read things about

:39:32. > :39:38.people and you think is that true. But I read you guys are so

:39:38. > :39:43.concerned now about your look, and the style you have gone for, you

:39:43. > :39:47.have thrown all your regular clothes away. So concerned, no, it

:39:47. > :39:53.was to make things easy. You have cleared out your wardrobe. It means

:39:53. > :40:00.you can get changed quickly and in the dark, which makes it easier.

:40:00. > :40:06.You can't jog in a suit. You can. like to flirt with the gym, I walk

:40:06. > :40:14.past it in these clothes. What is missing lads is a tie. I have the

:40:14. > :40:19.one for you here, looing at that baby. Is that taped on? I don't

:40:19. > :40:27.want another child stealing it, that is how I got it. Seriously,

:40:27. > :40:31.you don't own any other clothes now? No. We didn't for a long time.

:40:31. > :40:41.I have not had a pair of trainers for six years. I have trainers and

:40:41. > :40:43.

:40:43. > :40:53.a pair of shorts. You need at least one. If we do get a summer...

:40:53. > :40:55.

:40:55. > :41:01.It was lovely today Gwyneth. it? Grey and freezing cold is your

:41:01. > :41:06.definition of summer. It was all right. You are on crack, it was not,

:41:07. > :41:16.it was freezing and grey. Was it freezing and grey today? I was

:41:17. > :41:18.

:41:18. > :41:28.inside all day. You were hunting for qinoa. Before we go, time for a

:41:28. > :41:36.

:41:36. > :41:43.What is your name? Owen. You are from Ireland. Yes. County Kerry.

:41:44. > :41:48.Which bit? North Kerry. Think it's grey here!

:41:48. > :41:53.Do you live there? I live in Greenwich in London. What do you

:41:53. > :42:00.do? I am a civil engineer. Clever. Off you go.

:42:00. > :42:10.I was in Thailand with a mate and we decided we would head off on

:42:10. > :42:10.

:42:10. > :42:14.scooters one of the days and headed into the countryside. We were

:42:14. > :42:20.getting hungry and we stopped off somewhere to get something to eat.

:42:20. > :42:24.We saw a beer garden and there was a beer garden and restaurant. We

:42:24. > :42:27.pulled over and went through the beer garden, they had those

:42:27. > :42:34.canopies outside and went inside, small restaurant, a guy in the

:42:34. > :42:42.corner drinking a beer and having his rice and beef and I asked the

:42:43. > :42:47.waitress could I get a menu and she didn't speak English, so she gave

:42:47. > :42:51.us the same food the guy had. She gave us the food and I was there,

:42:51. > :42:56.can I have two beers please and she got frustrated with us and language

:42:56. > :43:00.barrier was a problem. She headed outside and got her son or somebody

:43:00. > :43:05.like that to come in and he had a bit of English. I explained to him,

:43:05. > :43:13.I said can I get the menus and have two beers. The your man goes, this

:43:13. > :43:22.is not a restaurant, this is somebody's house. Good story, you

:43:23. > :43:28.can walk. Well done everybody.

:43:28. > :43:36.Thank you to all my guests tonight, Hurts ladies and gentlemen. Lee