:00:10. > :00:13.This programme contains some strong Tonight on the show I've got three
:00:13. > :00:16.fantastic guests including the host of The Apprentice. Just waiting to
:00:16. > :00:26.hear when I can send them in. PHONE RINGS.
:00:26. > :00:36.Hello. Would you send the three of them in, please? Yes, Lord Sugar.
:00:36. > :00:58.
:00:58. > :01:05.Very good! There is nothing like the sound of 600 people clapping,
:01:05. > :01:08.is there? We have got a fantastic line-up for you tonight. Top
:01:08. > :01:14.businessman and host of The Apprentice, Lord Sugar is on the
:01:14. > :01:20.show. One of my favourite all-time actresses, Olivia Colman, is on the
:01:20. > :01:30.show. And Brit comedy favourite, turned Hollywood star, Hugh Laurie,
:01:30. > :01:36.
:01:36. > :01:40.is here. Strong! Strong! Looking forward to meeting the lovely,
:01:40. > :01:45.Olivia Colman. She was hilarious in Twenty Twelve, the sitcom all about
:01:45. > :01:50.the Olympics. The Olympics brought us so many crowd-pleasing moments.
:01:50. > :02:00.Mo Farah getting gold. Bradley Wiggins getting worshipped. Boris
:02:00. > :02:05.
:02:05. > :02:12.Johnson getting a hernia. He is in charge! But I think we all loved
:02:12. > :02:16.Olivia in the brilliant whodunit Broadchurch. Did you watch it? Now
:02:16. > :02:19.I know a lot of people haven't got round to seeing the final episode,
:02:19. > :02:29.so I won't spoil it by telling you who the murderer was. Here's Olivia
:02:29. > :02:33.
:02:33. > :02:43.Broadchurch was great, though. Olivia Colman's detective showed
:02:43. > :02:44.
:02:44. > :02:50.such powerful, raw emotion. Other female detectivesless bothered. A
:02:50. > :02:55.dead body on the beach? Hooray! And I can't wait to meet Hugh Laurie
:02:55. > :03:00.again. He's just embarking on a tour with his Blues band. Keep
:03:00. > :03:07.pushing, Hugh, it's a nationwide tour. Of course, Hugh's most famous
:03:07. > :03:17.role was in House. The brilliant doctor who could tell what was
:03:17. > :03:18.
:03:18. > :03:24.wrong with someone just by looking at them. We don't have anyone like
:03:24. > :03:26.him on British telly. We have Embarrassing Bodies! Wow, those
:03:26. > :03:30.tonsils really are swollen. Personally, I loved Hugh in
:03:30. > :03:40.Blackadder where he played the Prince Regent. A chinless wonder
:03:40. > :03:42.
:03:42. > :03:50.who thought he could run the country. Sounds familiar! Won't be
:03:50. > :03:53.so funny when he is the Prime Minister. And Hugh was also in
:03:53. > :03:57.Blackadder Goes Forth. What a great show. Where else on television
:03:57. > :04:05.would you get such a collection of half-wits and fools? Hooray! The
:04:05. > :04:14.Apprentice is back. The show's only just started, but they already know
:04:14. > :04:17.where they're having the wrap party. The Job Centre. As you probably
:04:17. > :04:20.know, Alan Sugar famously has his own personalised number plate.
:04:20. > :04:30.There he is with 'AMS 1'. And this year's winner has also been
:04:30. > :04:31.
:04:31. > :04:40.promised a personalised number plate. Let's get some guests on!
:04:40. > :04:50.Welcome to the House of Blues, it's Hugh Laurie! She really cuts the
:04:50. > :04:52.
:04:52. > :05:02.mustard, it's Olivia Colman! And, good Lord, he's hired, it's Alan
:05:02. > :05:24.
:05:24. > :05:34.It is a proper British sofa. Olivia, you look different. Thanks. I have
:05:34. > :05:40.never seen you looking alluring. is the make-up. Everything! I have
:05:40. > :05:48.sticky tape holding things down. Right. Your wife is watching, isn't
:05:48. > :05:54.she the Lord Sugar? Yes, in the Green Room. Eyes to the front. We
:05:54. > :06:02.have a Lord of the realm, Hugh Laurie is an OBE. Yes, keeping it
:06:02. > :06:11.real! Olivia Coleman, surely you will be a Dame one day. Dame Olivia
:06:11. > :06:16.Coleman. I wouldn't put money on it. I would... And not a lot. I think
:06:16. > :06:25.she should be Baroness. That is a good idea. I will put a good word
:06:26. > :06:35.in. The did at one watch Broadchurch? The apprentice is back.
:06:36. > :06:38.
:06:38. > :06:45.9th series? Yes. Hugh Laurie, you have been in America for too long.
:06:45. > :06:51.We don't applaud things like that. I am so excited. Can I get into
:06:51. > :07:01.this, I watched about 30 seconds and I was hooked. It is really well
:07:01. > :07:05.
:07:05. > :07:10.cast of this year. Are you a fan? have seen it before. You know
:07:11. > :07:18.Donald Trump? I don't have personally know him. He does it in
:07:19. > :07:28.America. Not a very well. Who could compare? Have you seen this one?
:07:29. > :07:32.
:07:32. > :07:41.Seen it? You have been awake. have been away. But so I hear it is
:07:41. > :07:48.compelling... In fact I heard it from you, didn't I? You said.
:07:48. > :07:53.Olivia Coleman, I have seen it! Already two episodes have gone out.
:07:53. > :07:59.There anyone who has not seen it coming here is a brief introduction.
:07:59. > :08:04.I am a great and my generation, an innovator and leader of business. I
:08:04. > :08:09.take inspiration from Napoleon, I am here to conquer. I am half
:08:09. > :08:14.machine, I can process things at a speed that is out of this world.
:08:14. > :08:20.Some people might come to this process with a game-plan. I just
:08:20. > :08:25.feel my superiority will take over. I am an old head on young shoulders.
:08:25. > :08:32.I am the new breed of businessmen this process requires. I have run
:08:32. > :08:39.successful businesses, I can generate profit. I have energy like
:08:39. > :08:49.a jury a cell Belleek, sex-appeal like Jessica Rabbit. I will do
:08:49. > :08:54.anything to win, cheating and manipulating, I will do it.
:08:54. > :09:04.See what you're missing? I feel like such a fool. You can't even
:09:04. > :09:14.shave your neck. Is that a new fashion statement? It isn't. It is
:09:14. > :09:14.
:09:15. > :09:20.like he has put his nearer to High! I was playing a character with a
:09:20. > :09:28.beard and it is a dilemma to know what to do a round there. Do you
:09:28. > :09:34.draw a line? Do you actually draw a line? If it gets too neat, it looks
:09:34. > :09:42.like a hedge grows. You used to have more of a beard? Yes, but it
:09:42. > :09:48.is grey. It is still there? I don't like using razors. The beard, if I
:09:48. > :09:57.let it go too long, it goes grey, looking like Father Christmas.
:09:57. > :10:06.Father Christmas is nice! Higher at heard of him! -- I have heard of
:10:06. > :10:12.him. Alex Mills, he is that one. People shouldn't do that to their
:10:12. > :10:17.eyebrows. He claims, one of the other candidates said, you remind
:10:17. > :10:24.me of somebody. He said in his Welsh accent, people said I looked
:10:24. > :10:30.like Freddie Mercury. The candidate said, what about Dracula?! He wants
:10:30. > :10:36.to manage a business. He cannot manage his own eyebrows! He is not
:10:36. > :10:43.a bad boy, this kid. He was 22 years old when we recorded this. He
:10:43. > :10:49.is a very nice boy. Who is the next one? Jazz, the heart machine lady.
:10:49. > :10:57.Had she ever seen the show? It is the most frequently asked question
:10:57. > :11:06.of people like yourself, the best chat show hosts in the country...
:11:06. > :11:13.You say that like there is a but. No, there is always room for
:11:13. > :11:17.improvements here and there... told you. But I wouldn't come and
:11:17. > :11:24.hijack your show and tell you... What could be improved? What is
:11:24. > :11:33.wrong? He is in here now. I am a great believer in actions... I
:11:33. > :11:38.don't want to talk about it on here. Why don't I suggest you can pick up
:11:38. > :11:43.a few tips that I would take the red chair sequins for you and you
:11:43. > :11:51.can pick up a few interrogation tips. You want to be in charge of
:11:51. > :12:01.the Red Chair? Entirely up to use. All right. People who volunteer for
:12:01. > :12:05.the red shirts are not so sure now. The red chair is yours. It is a
:12:05. > :12:12.Lord Sugar red share special. Every year there is the villain of the
:12:12. > :12:21.peace. We don't know yet, we are only in episode three. I suggest it
:12:21. > :12:29.and might be Rebecca Slater. It is like the make-up department going,
:12:29. > :12:37.by the way, you are evil. Evil number six. You are naughty. She is
:12:37. > :12:43.a nice lady. They all hate her. Sometimes, you know... Ladies,
:12:43. > :12:47.ladies, oh dear. Without any getting into trouble. Sometimes it
:12:47. > :12:57.ladies do not like each other because one might be a little bit
:12:57. > :13:04.
:13:04. > :13:09.cleverer than the others. She is a very good sales lady and she is
:13:09. > :13:16.very sensitive. Her looks probably don't do her a service. She is very
:13:16. > :13:22.attractive. She is an evil genius? She is keen nice lady. I know you
:13:22. > :13:26.keep saying they are all nice people. Everyone is lovely. What I
:13:26. > :13:35.have learned from this, don't be fooled by first impressions, really.
:13:35. > :13:39.Wise words. Even though you are the best chat show host. There is the
:13:39. > :13:43.court case with the Stella English, she was a previous winner and was
:13:43. > :13:48.not happy with her job, so it took you to court. Other people would
:13:48. > :13:53.have settled, you did a trial by media in the end, why did you
:13:53. > :14:01.expose yourself to that? A lot of my friends and contemporaries in
:14:01. > :14:07.business asked me the same question. The even though you are the best
:14:07. > :14:13.show host... I need some better questions. I don't want to bring
:14:13. > :14:21.doom and gloom into your programme... OK. Is there a quick
:14:21. > :14:27.reason? I am not on the red chair now, am I? The thing is I won't
:14:27. > :14:31.succumb to disclaiming culture stuff. Somebody who thought here is
:14:31. > :14:35.a high-profile individual, and normally as you said, they would do
:14:35. > :14:39.the commercial thing and say the lawyers will cost this, barristers
:14:39. > :14:46.will cost that, not to mention the embarrassment of turning up in a
:14:46. > :14:52.public venue and humiliating yourself. For all of that, given 50
:14:52. > :14:58.grand, give them 100 grams, get rid of them. I was not going to do that.
:14:58. > :15:04.Call me stupid, my wife has been calling me stupid for 45 years. She
:15:04. > :15:10.said I asked for all of my problems. Another friend of mine said, give
:15:10. > :15:20.her some money. Not me, it is the claim culture, I won't put up with
:15:20. > :15:23.
:15:23. > :15:30.it. Fair enough. He you didn't even start that applause. That they are
:15:30. > :15:40.so well trained out. They just did that. Watch the carpet there, if
:15:40. > :15:40.
:15:41. > :15:50.you trip up. These steps are debt trap. We must mention Donald Trump,
:15:51. > :15:58.
:15:58. > :16:03.the US host. There is bad blood between the two of you? I am saying
:16:03. > :16:08.nothing. I did tweet him once when he was sane people love him in
:16:09. > :16:13.Scotland. He was moaning about wind farms in Scotland. He said the
:16:13. > :16:19.Scottish were about the wind farms preventing his golf club. I said,
:16:19. > :16:24.you have got it wrong, the Scottish people are actually against you! I
:16:24. > :16:30.then got a tirade of abuse. Of course, I could not resist
:16:30. > :16:40.answering. Then I got a phone call from New York from one of his
:16:40. > :16:40.
:16:41. > :16:50.lawyer's slaying, I'd tell you what to do, you apologise to him. I said,
:16:51. > :17:03.
:17:03. > :17:08.over your dead body. Excuse me. And Let me say that it is useful in
:17:08. > :17:12.promoting the programme, starting next trick. Or one of my business
:17:12. > :17:19.things or something like that but what I get out of this is the fact
:17:19. > :17:25.that I now have 9 million followers and when one of those losers starts
:17:25. > :17:32.writing things about me, I get it back on Twitter and I give the e-
:17:32. > :17:37.mail address of that author and my followers perhaps can join me...
:17:37. > :17:45.You're obviously quite grubby. Here are just some things from the last
:17:45. > :17:50.week. -- grumpy. You have asked people to e-mail your reviews. Do
:17:50. > :17:58.not use foul language. And then someone says, is this not
:17:58. > :18:08.effectively bullying? To which she replied, shut up, you idiot! The
:18:08. > :18:13.
:18:13. > :18:18.next one... This is just... What is the Chelsea score? Someone replies,
:18:18. > :18:28.saying, turn on the television. Shut up, it's gone! I am not at
:18:28. > :18:32.
:18:32. > :18:40.home, crawl back under your rock! - - scum! It takes you to that dark
:18:40. > :18:50.place! The Apprentice continues next Wednesday. Talking of new jobs,
:18:50. > :18:54.
:18:54. > :19:02.somebody has one. Bolivia:! -- Olivia Coleman! Does it feel
:19:02. > :19:10.different? Well, I am here. It is all good? Yes. Selling this big new
:19:10. > :19:18.ITV drama with you. The suspicions of Mr Witcher, this time it is
:19:18. > :19:24.murder in Angel Lane. The first on a set in the 19th century. A real
:19:24. > :19:30.person? Yes, the first one was based on the real story of
:19:30. > :19:37.detective Witcher. And he was one of the very first British
:19:37. > :19:44.detectives and I might get this wrong... We know nothing! He worked
:19:44. > :19:50.out who had murdered somebody. And... He told someone else?
:19:50. > :19:53.these other police people here are some evidence. And he had a bit of
:19:53. > :19:59.a breakdown and went away. Other what turns out, he was right and
:19:59. > :20:09.brilliant. This one is a fiction of what if he had carried on? Did I
:20:09. > :20:11.
:20:11. > :20:17.make that up? The yes, you did. spoilers. Very concise. This is
:20:17. > :20:22.your first fossil acting. In a big frock? I have appeared in period
:20:22. > :20:26.dramas in the 90s and 80s but nothing Victorian, and I know where
:20:26. > :20:35.you are going... No, because you're very good with that big skirt going
:20:36. > :20:45.through doors. Because you are 100% good with spatial awareness.
:20:46. > :20:48.
:20:48. > :20:54.does that thing? How many fingers am I holding up? For? Well, my God!
:20:54. > :21:00.This was at school. Before my GCSE exams, he had to press buttons on a
:21:00. > :21:10.computer and it was called the Oasis test, or something. I had
:21:10. > :21:11.
:21:11. > :21:19.100% spacial awareness. They said I should be an HGV lorry driver.
:21:19. > :21:29.pilot? Or a superhero. Although they did not want to build you up.
:21:29. > :21:30.
:21:30. > :21:40.So they give me a lorry. Reasonable dreams. Yes. He or the ante of the
:21:40. > :21:44.
:21:44. > :21:52.girl who was murdered? Back to the programme? I thought you meant...?
:21:52. > :21:58.So, more crying? Do you find crying easy? She cries, and all you get
:21:58. > :22:02.our parts were you can cry. It is because it is sad and upsetting.
:22:02. > :22:07.No-one is really dead! The whole point is you have to pretend they
:22:07. > :22:13.are. I get the idea! But you're just very good at pretending?
:22:13. > :22:17.would try... I have quite an overactive imagination so if there
:22:17. > :22:26.is a real person lying on the slab and you have been told that that is
:22:26. > :22:36.your knees, you go... It is on the Sunday on ITV at 8pm. Is it?
:22:36. > :22:37.
:22:37. > :22:44.don't know. I think my agent is here somewhere, going, oh, God!
:22:44. > :22:49.This is a clip of you... Crime? There are lots of clips of you
:22:49. > :22:54.crying, but I said, no, we shall have a clip where she does not cry.
:22:54. > :22:59.But you do kind of well up. valuables on her? This isn't a
:22:59. > :23:04.robbery. We have to look at all possibilities. The only jewellery
:23:04. > :23:09.she will was a gold locket that I give her. Describe it. Oval-shaped
:23:09. > :23:13.and encrusted with emeralds and pearls and it had her initials.
:23:13. > :23:17.Quite valuable? This isn't a robbery. It was not on her when she
:23:17. > :23:23.was fine. I have no faith in your inquiry, I would like you to
:23:23. > :23:29.investigate the murder. That would not be possible. Why not?
:23:29. > :23:34.commissioner takes a very dim view of private inquiry agents. I am not
:23:34. > :23:39.accountable to the commissioner. But you would be accountable to her.
:23:39. > :23:42.Miss Spencer, I was involved in the case, a young woman committed a
:23:42. > :23:46.murder and I failed to secure a conviction and it became an
:23:46. > :23:50.embarrassment. I would not want to be an embarrassment to you. From
:23:50. > :23:54.what I have seen, I have no reason to believe that would happen. I
:23:54. > :24:04.will pay you, of course. I am not concerned about money. Please just
:24:04. > :24:08.
:24:08. > :24:15.say you will help me. Crying? Crying watching yourself! Oh, I am
:24:15. > :24:20.so good! I take my hat off, I would have to get the stuntman in to do
:24:20. > :24:25.crying. I am OK at falling over stairs but crying, I would have to
:24:25. > :24:31.get someone in. Watching one born every minute? It's a wonderful Life,
:24:31. > :24:38.that is the only thing that will get me. You cannot physically do
:24:38. > :24:43.it? I didn't have my tear-ducts removed! I can still, yes. In terms
:24:43. > :24:48.of Hollywood, Eurostar is so on the ascent, have you had to make that
:24:48. > :24:54.decision about Holywood? Have you had those calls? No... I don't
:24:54. > :24:59.think they have my number! He were in the Iron Lady! I had a different
:24:59. > :25:04.bills, they do not know it was me. No-one has called. It will happen.
:25:04. > :25:14.It might. Even Dame Judi Dench, she went Hollywood. But that is Judi
:25:14. > :25:34.
:25:34. > :25:44.You were so good as Carol Thatcher. You look so different! There is you,
:25:44. > :25:50.
:25:51. > :25:55.with his teeth? Yes, it was a Meryl and Denis teeth. He was messing
:25:55. > :26:01.about with his teeth upside-down and I was taking photographs. Meryl
:26:01. > :26:07.Streep said, what are you doing? And then she said, do it to me.
:26:07. > :26:17.Then she said let's all three of us have a photo with are funny English
:26:17. > :26:22.
:26:22. > :26:32.teeth. I said, mine are real! it you get a basket of muffins
:26:32. > :26:38.
:26:38. > :26:43.afterwards? Broadchurch, everyone loved it. Did you watch it? Loved
:26:43. > :26:51.it. We kept guessing. Those new characters, every week you had
:26:51. > :26:56.someone else, chopping and changing. Did you guess correctly? In episode
:26:56. > :27:04.five, I thought it was the meerkats. Then my wife said, they are in the
:27:04. > :27:11.advert. When did you know? Sorry to hijack. A very good question. It is
:27:11. > :27:17.on here. When did you know? Just before Episode eight scripts come
:27:17. > :27:26.out. I was hoping it was a need. Did the guy who played the murderer,
:27:26. > :27:33.did he not know? He didn't. Then you think, would I ever done it
:27:33. > :27:38.differently? He did a beautiful job. Not and not knowing. Grey to
:27:38. > :27:46.programme. The took four months to make it. That is the longest you
:27:46. > :27:54.have been away from... Yes. What is the longest you have been away from
:27:54. > :28:00.your kids? Yes. Was it traumatic or was it nice having a holiday?
:28:00. > :28:09.was awful, so my drinking level went up, nothing to do until I go
:28:09. > :28:15.home. I forced Jodie Whitaker, who plays the mother, to be my flatmate,
:28:15. > :28:22.because I got lonely. I used to get home, I would run in and they could
:28:22. > :28:30.not give a monkey's. I would jump in front of them when they were
:28:31. > :28:37.watching television and it was, mummy! On their phones and things.
:28:37. > :28:46.They are only small, 5 and 7, so cartoons for them. Four months is
:28:46. > :28:50.bad, but it you won nine years away from home? Yes, eight years. But it
:28:50. > :28:58.wasn't uninterrupted. I would come back and they would come over to
:28:58. > :29:08.Los Angeles. I wasn't at sea for a years. But you are home now? I am,
:29:08. > :29:09.
:29:09. > :29:18.back in London. His that weird for everyone? -- is that weird. Daddy
:29:18. > :29:25.is still here! He keeps being here. Eight years is a long time. It is
:29:25. > :29:31.longer than it would have taken me to qualify as a real doctor of. It
:29:31. > :29:37.is a weird thing. You answer the phone for him as him? Yes, but
:29:37. > :29:45.before answer phones, when a doctor went out on call, the phone had to
:29:45. > :29:50.be manned. I was a teenage boy, and as we all do, I sounded like my
:29:50. > :29:56.father. You cannot help it. I picked up the phone and said, hello.
:29:56. > :30:01.They would immediately assume I was him. Before I could say thought the
:30:01. > :30:11.doctor will be back in 20 minutes. They would start at spewing
:30:11. > :30:15.symptoms. It is leaking, Dr. It is all moist, should it be green? You
:30:15. > :30:19.reach a point very quickly, they have told you so much, you will be
:30:19. > :30:25.putting them in a very embarrassing position if you then say, I will
:30:25. > :30:35.tell him when he gets in. Sometimes I actually said, it does not sound
:30:35. > :30:37.
:30:37. > :30:44.too bad! I am sure a brisk walk will probably help. I have no legs!
:30:44. > :30:50.LAUGHTER. You are singing for us? I am.
:30:50. > :30:57.makes sense you have a second album in the shops now. Didn't it rain is
:30:57. > :31:06.the album. It makes sense you would bring out the second one, the first
:31:06. > :31:16.did so well. Thanks, it did. It sold at many, many copies. All
:31:16. > :31:17.
:31:17. > :31:26.over the world. I shouldn't say this, I am going to say it. Today,
:31:26. > :31:32.No 1 on tuna macro in Russia. -- like tunes. No one can doubt your
:31:32. > :31:38.passion for this. You love this music? I love it very deeply.
:31:38. > :31:43.remember the moment when you heard it? I do, I remember the first
:31:43. > :31:50.blues notes I heard, and it was like an electric shock. It was a
:31:50. > :31:57.physical... I was hit by something. And that was your life? It keeps
:31:57. > :32:03.happening. When these chaps play those things, or blow them things,
:32:03. > :32:08.what ever it is, I cannot recapture that feeling. I do, every time we
:32:08. > :32:16.played. You're not just here for tonight, you are touring? We have
:32:16. > :32:22.just been touring and been around France, Belgium. In Belgium, I was
:32:22. > :32:27.on a Belgian talk show a couple of days ago, because I know how to
:32:27. > :32:36.live! And they showed a clip of meat on the show, being incredibly
:32:36. > :32:42.rude about Belgians. Oh dear. said something, I don't know why I
:32:42. > :32:46.did it, I feel absolutely terrible. It was being fun, but I implied
:32:46. > :32:56.Belgians were slow on the uptake, or something. And they showed it to
:32:56. > :32:58.
:32:58. > :33:05.the Belgians. And Hu! Which sort of proves... The next leg of the tour.
:33:05. > :33:10.They really are stupid. The interviewer said to me in a quiet
:33:10. > :33:15.bits, he said, they are just so thrilled you mentioned at Belgium.
:33:15. > :33:19.I just feel absolutely terrible, so I have to make it have to them and
:33:19. > :33:25.say, it is a lovely country, everybody smiles of chocolate and
:33:25. > :33:31.it is wonderful and they could not be nicer. And so intelligent.
:33:31. > :33:41.sharp, like you wouldn't believe. Hercule Poirot is from Belgium.
:33:41. > :33:50.
:33:50. > :33:56.famously. It is time, if you want to go and join the band. I will.
:33:56. > :34:06.Lord Sugar, you will be taking control of the red shirts. But
:34:06. > :34:16.
:34:16. > :34:19.first, performing wild honey, it is # Wild honey.
:34:19. > :34:24.# Makes me feel like twice the man I used to be.
:34:24. > :34:29.# Wild honey, wild honey, wild honey.
:34:29. > :34:38.# Makes me feel like twice the man I used to be.
:34:38. > :34:45.# Wild honey, wild honey. # Well it don't take but a crack.
:34:45. > :34:51.# To drop on the kingdom. # Don't take but a Queen.
:34:51. > :34:56.# To make that kingdom come. # I'm a jack of all trades, master
:34:56. > :35:06.of none. # I am the who's gonna get all the
:35:06. > :35:11.
:35:11. > :35:14.fun done. # Cut down in the wall, you really
:35:14. > :35:16.ought to see. # That is the way, wild hone's
:35:16. > :35:26.supposed to be. # Wild honey, wild honey, wild
:35:26. > :35:32.
:35:32. > :35:39.honey. # Well it don't take but a crack.
:35:39. > :35:44.# To drop on the kingdom. # Don't take but a Queen.
:35:44. > :35:49.# To make that kingdom come. # I'm a jack of all trades, master
:35:49. > :35:59.of none. # I am the who's gonna get all the
:35:59. > :36:39.
:36:39. > :36:43.# Wild honey, wild honey, wild honey.
:36:43. > :36:49.# Wild honey, wild honey, wild honey.
:36:49. > :36:54.# She loves you, she loves you, she loves you.
:36:54. > :37:04.# I'll never love a girl. # She loves you, she loves you, she
:37:04. > :37:04.
:37:04. > :37:51.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 46 seconds
:37:51. > :38:01.That was fantastic. Lord Sugar, if you go there. The band... Her
:38:01. > :38:10.
:38:10. > :38:20.OK, this is red chair, Lord Sugar is in charge. This is very good.
:38:20. > :38:25.
:38:25. > :38:32.When you go like this... You like that? That is good. I won't be
:38:32. > :38:42.criticising that. Can we have the first victim, please. Hello. We
:38:42. > :38:44.
:38:44. > :38:54.will make this simple. Name, age, location. Sarah, 26... 26. Is that
:38:54. > :38:57.
:38:57. > :39:01.all right? Carry on. I have a Royal story. I met the Queen. So have I.
:39:01. > :39:11.I've been my experience was different, I was quite rude to her,
:39:11. > :39:13.
:39:13. > :39:21.actually. Route to the Queen? You have about five seconds left.
:39:21. > :39:26.did not know any better, I was only five. It get to the point.
:39:26. > :39:30.sister and I had to present her with some flowers but we only had
:39:30. > :39:36.one bunch between two of us. Because she was cute and younger,
:39:36. > :39:46.she got the flowers. I got a rubbish Australian flag...
:39:46. > :40:11.
:40:11. > :40:19.PETA, 35 at from London. Do I detect to Graf from South Africa?
:40:19. > :40:29.Very good. On honeymoon in Thailand, staying in a big resort. Even the
:40:29. > :40:52.
:40:52. > :40:57.afternoon we were making love. I I am a music producer and DJ.
:40:57. > :41:04.are speaking to fast. I was in Bristol working and I got very
:41:04. > :41:10.drunk. Then I thought it would be a great idea to go to the toilet and
:41:10. > :41:20.get absolutely naked. I got joined by five other men who decided to
:41:20. > :41:22.
:41:22. > :41:28.get absolutely naked. I don't know him! Graham was not there.
:41:28. > :41:35.Everything on show, no clothes. Come on, get to the point. What
:41:35. > :41:45.happened? This rumour got out to a lot of people and I got different
:41:45. > :41:45.
:41:45. > :41:55.requests for bookings from different clubs. Oh my God! Is he
:41:55. > :42:01.
:42:01. > :42:11.all right. He really went. deserved it. One more? OK. Edward...
:42:11. > :42:12.
:42:12. > :42:20.Excuse me. Name, age and location. This saves time. Edward, 33, London.
:42:20. > :42:26.Ed Wood, 33 London? Carry on. I moved to London, my first job was
:42:26. > :42:35.in a posh hotel. We had a staff party in a venue in Leicester
:42:35. > :42:42.Square. Open bar, everybody getting very drunk. There was this girl a
:42:42. > :42:48.fancied. Come on! Because it was a works do, we went outside so nobody
:42:48. > :42:53.would see as kissing. She wasn't in the same toilet as the other chap?
:42:53. > :43:03.No, eventually we got carried away and we did it right there...
:43:03. > :43:04.
:43:04. > :43:14.it? Yes, in Leicester Square at 3am. In Leicester Square? It is not over.
:43:14. > :43:24.The then, when we finished... else did you do? We've to occurred
:43:24. > :43:28.
:43:28. > :43:35.soon her bus stop. Well done. That is your lot. If you