Episode 10

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04IRISH ACCENT: Hello, hello, hello, hello, hello,!

0:00:04 > 0:00:08It's Graham Norton here. We have a fantastic show for you tonight.

0:00:08 > 0:00:13We've got stars packed to the gills. That's what it says here anyway...

0:00:13 > 0:00:15APPLAUSE

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Anyway...

0:00:17 > 0:00:22On tonight's show, I will be mainly drinking wine,

0:00:22 > 0:00:25bouncing on the sofa and making noises like this.

0:00:25 > 0:00:28Eughhhhhhh!

0:00:28 > 0:00:31And rushing into the audience like this. Wahhhh"

0:00:31 > 0:00:34APPLAUSE So, let's start the show!

0:00:46 > 0:00:51Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello!

0:00:51 > 0:00:58Hello! Hello! Thank you very much. Hello! Hello, everybody! Hello.

0:00:58 > 0:01:01Oh, I've never heard an audience like it, absolutely marvellous.

0:01:01 > 0:01:04Welcome all, something for everyone on the sofa tonight.

0:01:04 > 0:01:08We have the Incredible Hulk himself, Mark Ruffalo is here,

0:01:08 > 0:01:09ladies and gentlemen.

0:01:09 > 0:01:11CHEERING

0:01:11 > 0:01:18Actress, presenter and judge, Amanda Holden is on the show. Yes, she is.

0:01:18 > 0:01:22Tony Blair, Brian Clough and David Frost are all rolled into one,

0:01:22 > 0:01:27Mr Michael Sheen is here. Yes.

0:01:27 > 0:01:32Plus we've got music from the brilliant Ed Sheeran, everybody.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34I know, Ed Sheeran, there!

0:01:34 > 0:01:38Over there, playing the guitar and everything.

0:01:38 > 0:01:40Very good. Now, of course,

0:01:40 > 0:01:44I'll be chatting to Mark Ruffalo about playing the Incredible Hulk.

0:01:44 > 0:01:48Now, the Hulk is just one of many Marvel superheroes.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52There's Captain America, the Thing and perhaps my favourite,

0:01:52 > 0:01:55the Silver Surfer. Yeah.

0:01:55 > 0:02:01"Dear Nigerian prince, here are my bank details..."

0:02:01 > 0:02:05There's a woman in the audience going, "Really? I sent them."

0:02:05 > 0:02:09Now, Amanda Holden, she always looks fantastic, she really does.

0:02:09 > 0:02:12But, apparently recently she considered a breast enhancement.

0:02:12 > 0:02:16Yeah. The thing is, what size to go for.

0:02:16 > 0:02:18Maybe?

0:02:18 > 0:02:20Not sure...

0:02:20 > 0:02:22Bingo!

0:02:23 > 0:02:25I'll be talking to Amanda about

0:02:25 > 0:02:28the latest series of Britain's Got Talent.

0:02:28 > 0:02:32Now, my favourite has to be the 79-year-old dancer Paddy

0:02:32 > 0:02:35and her partner, Nico. Love them.

0:02:35 > 0:02:38And I tell you, they're in here somewhere. Where are they now?

0:02:38 > 0:02:42There they are! Look at Paddy and Nico!

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Now, it's lovely to see Paddy,

0:02:45 > 0:02:49it's lovely to see Paddy because there was a big scare

0:02:49 > 0:02:52when she suffered from cracked ribs.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54How does that happen just through dancing?

0:02:54 > 0:02:57LAUGHTER

0:02:57 > 0:02:59Like that.

0:02:59 > 0:03:02Paddy, honest to God, I haven't seen anything like that

0:03:02 > 0:03:06since I watched that Panorama documentary on care homes.

0:03:06 > 0:03:08- I mean that's... - LAUGHTER

0:03:08 > 0:03:11It's shocking. Are you all right now, Paddy?

0:03:11 > 0:03:15I'm better. I'm not completely right but I am a lot better.

0:03:15 > 0:03:17I love it, "Not completely right!"

0:03:17 > 0:03:20Not sure you were completely right before!

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Listen, good luck. Good luck, Paddy. Very good.

0:03:26 > 0:03:28I'll be chatting to Michael Sheen

0:03:28 > 0:03:32about the all-star charity football match, Soccer Aid.

0:03:32 > 0:03:35Honestly, I think it's fair to say that

0:03:35 > 0:03:39I am as excited about Soccer Aid as I am about the World Cup.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41LAUGHTER

0:03:41 > 0:03:44No, no, really I am. It should be spectacular.

0:03:44 > 0:03:47You know, all the hi tech stadiums...

0:03:47 > 0:03:49LAUGHTER

0:03:49 > 0:03:51Sexy fans in bikinis...

0:03:51 > 0:03:52LAUGHTER

0:03:52 > 0:03:54And excited youngsters in the crowd.

0:03:54 > 0:03:57LAUGHTER

0:03:57 > 0:04:00The England team, we feel for them.

0:04:00 > 0:04:03There are going to be playing in 90 degree heat

0:04:03 > 0:04:08and experts predict they'll lose up to five litres in sweat.

0:04:08 > 0:04:09I know!

0:04:09 > 0:04:13This is what Steven Gerrard will look like before the game.

0:04:13 > 0:04:15And here he is afterwards.

0:04:15 > 0:04:16LAUGHTER

0:04:16 > 0:04:19OK, let's get some guests on.

0:04:19 > 0:04:22Later we'll be having music from Ed Sheeran.

0:04:22 > 0:04:25But first, he always gives a blinding performance,

0:04:25 > 0:04:28it's Mr Michael Sheen.

0:04:28 > 0:04:32Hello, sir. You've come to me! You've come to me! Have a seat.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Thank you. Thank you very much. - Let's have a seat. Michael Sheen!

0:04:36 > 0:04:40We've got talent - it's Amanda Holden!

0:04:40 > 0:04:42Wow! How pretty do you look?

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Hello. Sit yourself down.

0:04:46 > 0:04:51And you'll even like him when he's angry, it's Mark Ruffalo.

0:04:51 > 0:04:56Hello, sir. Have a seat. Have a seat. Have a seat.

0:05:00 > 0:05:04Oh, what a lovely welcome. I've never known an audience like them.

0:05:04 > 0:05:06LAUGHTER

0:05:06 > 0:05:09They're fabulous. Now, welcome all.

0:05:09 > 0:05:12Now, I have to say, you look at my couch

0:05:12 > 0:05:14and you don't immediately think "sporty",

0:05:14 > 0:05:17but I'm here to tell you... No, seriously!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19- How dare you!- Dare you!

0:05:19 > 0:05:21I said "immediately!"

0:05:21 > 0:05:23This has got a nice bounce to it.

0:05:23 > 0:05:28So, Mark Ruffalo, before you were an actor,

0:05:28 > 0:05:31you were a professional wrestler or going to be a professional wrestler?

0:05:31 > 0:05:34- No, I was... - Or were you just in porn?

0:05:34 > 0:05:36LAUGHTER

0:05:36 > 0:05:39Yeah, "wrestling." "Wrestling."

0:05:39 > 0:05:41Oh, "sport!"

0:05:41 > 0:05:43I was a high school wrestler.

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I love the reason you stopped doing it -

0:05:45 > 0:05:47because you were very good at it, weren't you?

0:05:47 > 0:05:51- I was pretty good, yeah. - But you stopped because...?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54Well, I saw the drama department and they were wrestling

0:05:54 > 0:05:58but there was like, they were just laying in a heap of people

0:05:58 > 0:06:01- and there was...- Orgies, we did that at drama school.

0:06:01 > 0:06:03.. many more girls than guys.

0:06:03 > 0:06:08And I was like, "That's like wrestling, except you don't get hurt

0:06:08 > 0:06:11"and you don't have to cut 20lbs every season."

0:06:11 > 0:06:13- That's good.- And it was soft.

0:06:13 > 0:06:19And listen, talking of sport, Amanda Holden, you were a champion gymnast?

0:06:19 > 0:06:22- Gymnastics.- Was it the Commonwealth Games you did?

0:06:22 > 0:06:25- No, darling, nothing big like that. - Olympic trials?

0:06:25 > 0:06:30- No, but I did for Hampshire. - Well, you can see my confusion.

0:06:30 > 0:06:33- That's pretty big. - You can see my confusion.

0:06:33 > 0:06:36- Hampshire and the Commonwealth Games...- Oh, come on.

0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Olympics, hello?- Hampshire is part of the Commonwealth.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41- They can't deny it.- It's part of it.

0:06:41 > 0:06:44I know it's tried to leave several times.

0:06:44 > 0:06:46No, we've got a picture of Amanda as a childhood gymnast.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48This is incredibly impressive.

0:06:48 > 0:06:50Is that both feet off the ground?

0:06:50 > 0:06:53- Both feet off the ground! - Both feet.- Which one?

0:06:53 > 0:06:57- Look at the hair - it's tragic! - No, you look adorable.

0:06:57 > 0:07:00Can you still do stuff? Can you do a somersault?

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- I can do the splits and things. - Well, you can't do the splits.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06- I can do headstands and I can do... - Could you do a headstand?

0:07:06 > 0:07:09- I'll do a headstand.- Are you seriously going to do a headstand?

0:07:09 > 0:07:11CHEERING

0:07:11 > 0:07:16- What do you need? What do you need? - I just need you to be on girl watch.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18- OK.- I know that's not like you, Graham.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21LAUGHTER

0:07:21 > 0:07:23If you could just keep an eye on my girls,

0:07:23 > 0:07:25because I didn't agree to get them out.

0:07:25 > 0:07:28- They've got their own management. - Do you need a cushion or anything?

0:07:28 > 0:07:31- A flat surface, baby.- That's all you need?- That's all you need.

0:07:31 > 0:07:33- OK, where should I be? - I could do with a cushion.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36LAUGHTER

0:07:40 > 0:07:44Just wait there exactly like that and someone will bring a cushion.

0:07:44 > 0:07:49I feel like we should hurry this along. OK, so I'll just stand here.

0:07:49 > 0:07:52My make-up artist is going to kill me for messing up my hair.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54I can't believe you're doing this.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56CHEERING

0:07:56 > 0:07:58Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:07:58 > 0:08:02Wow! Wow! Wow!

0:08:04 > 0:08:08You can come down now. You can come down now.

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Are you staying there forever?

0:08:10 > 0:08:11I'll come down.

0:08:11 > 0:08:14CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

0:08:14 > 0:08:16Wow! Wow!

0:08:16 > 0:08:19- That's incredible! - I should fill in.

0:08:19 > 0:08:21Shouldn't I?

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- Sorry.- That was amazing!

0:08:24 > 0:08:28- That is amazing!- If I have another gin and tonic, I'll do the splits.

0:08:28 > 0:08:31I am wearing underwear, I'll just check. Yes, I am.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Gin and tonic for the lady.

0:08:33 > 0:08:35Bravo!

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- That's incredible! - All I can say is thank you.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40LAUGHTER

0:08:40 > 0:08:41APPLAUSE

0:08:41 > 0:08:45Now, so, we've had the wrestling, we've had the gymnastics,

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- but Michael Sheen... - I can't follow that! No, no!

0:08:48 > 0:08:52No, because... You genuinely were going to be...

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- You were scouted to be a professional footballer.- I was.

0:08:55 > 0:08:57But when I was 12. I was very young.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59- That's when they scout them, isn't it?- Still counts.

0:08:59 > 0:09:02Yes, you're have... It's no good when you're 45, like I am now.

0:09:02 > 0:09:05- I wouldn't make it very far. - But why didn't it happen?

0:09:05 > 0:09:08It would have meant going to live in London when I was 12,

0:09:08 > 0:09:11- and that's a bit young.- I don't know. Bedsit, it's all right.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Oyster card...

0:09:13 > 0:09:15LAUGHTER

0:09:15 > 0:09:19- You wanted to live in London. - I did want to. I didn't know that...

0:09:19 > 0:09:22- I was on holiday in Pontins. - Of course.- With my family,

0:09:22 > 0:09:25and one of the scouts for Arsenal at the time was

0:09:25 > 0:09:27also on holiday in Pontins

0:09:27 > 0:09:30and they're always organising things for the kids to do

0:09:30 > 0:09:33and so they organised a football match and I took part in it.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Unbeknownst to me, the guy who was the scout for Arsenal,

0:09:36 > 0:09:39- who was also Tony Adams' dad... - Mmm!- And Tony Adams was there.

0:09:39 > 0:09:41He was only 15, I think, at the time.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43And he sort of spotted me

0:09:43 > 0:09:47and he decided to set up a match for me to take part in and then he went

0:09:47 > 0:09:49up to my dad at the end, not me, and said,

0:09:49 > 0:09:52"We'd like to offer him a place on the youth team."

0:09:52 > 0:09:54And my dad said, "No."

0:09:54 > 0:09:58I mean, that sounds cruel. And it was.

0:09:58 > 0:09:59LAUGHTER

0:09:59 > 0:10:02And then we got home from the holiday and I remember my mum

0:10:02 > 0:10:05and dad had some friends round and they were in the living room

0:10:05 > 0:10:08and they were talking and I was in the kitchen or something

0:10:08 > 0:10:12and I overheard them talking. I heard my dad tell the story.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15And to hear that I'd been offered the place, I was so excited,

0:10:15 > 0:10:17but also to know that I hadn't... I couldn't do it.

0:10:17 > 0:10:19- I was crestfallen.- Awful!

0:10:19 > 0:10:21AUDIENCE: Aw!

0:10:21 > 0:10:24- That was your first rejection. - My first... Well, if only! If only! LAUGHTER

0:10:24 > 0:10:27That is... As a kid, you'd have been desperate to do that.

0:10:27 > 0:10:29You would have been devastated!

0:10:29 > 0:10:32- I think you're being very good about it.- I have been.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34My dad's been dead now for some time.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36LAUGHTER He hasn't.

0:10:36 > 0:10:40He'll be on the phone now, "Michael! What are you saying?"

0:10:40 > 0:10:41LAUGHTER

0:10:41 > 0:10:43But he was...

0:10:43 > 0:10:47My career would have been over a long time ago, instead of...tonight.

0:10:47 > 0:10:49LAUGHTER

0:10:49 > 0:10:53- You could have been loaded! Loaded!- I AM loaded!

0:10:53 > 0:10:58So here's the thing. We can actually see you being brilliant at football.

0:10:58 > 0:11:01Soccer Aid, this Sunday, on ITV, raising money for UNICEF.

0:11:01 > 0:11:03And, Michael Sheen...

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Look, he's even got a Kevin Keegan perm especially for it, look.

0:11:06 > 0:11:09- LAUGHTER - It does look a bit perm-esque.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11But you are the captain of the Rest Of The World.

0:11:11 > 0:11:13Yeah, it's England versus the Rest Of The World.

0:11:13 > 0:11:15Robbie Williams is captain of England

0:11:15 > 0:11:19- and I'm captain of the Rest Of The World, which is a lot!- It is.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22- LAUGHTER - I feel like you should win.

0:11:22 > 0:11:24Well, yeah. Although...

0:11:24 > 0:11:27The England team are always very strong, very strong,

0:11:27 > 0:11:28they're always very good.

0:11:28 > 0:11:31They all play together. They know each other very well.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33Whereas my team are made up of people from

0:11:33 > 0:11:36all over the world, don't know each other very well.

0:11:36 > 0:11:40But there's a very strong Celtic bent to my team.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43- AUDIENCE MEMBER:- Yay! - Thank you. There's...

0:11:43 > 0:11:44LAUGHTER Thank you very much.

0:11:44 > 0:11:48I don't know if that's about the Celtic-ness or the bent-ness!

0:11:48 > 0:11:51- LAUGHTER Knowing the show... - They're excited about it.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Either way, they're excited.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56But on my team, we've got people like James McAvoy, Gordon Ramsay...

0:11:56 > 0:12:00- CHEERING - Wow! - Yes. Nicky Byrne from Westlife.- Wow!

0:12:00 > 0:12:02YELP FROM AUDIENCE Thank you.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Patrick Kielty. All kinds of people. And then ex-pros.

0:12:05 > 0:12:09We call them the Legends, like Alessandro Del Piero and...

0:12:09 > 0:12:12WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE Jaap Stam and Clarence Seedorf.

0:12:12 > 0:12:15- Amazing players.- That just sounds like a Countdown Conundrum to me.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18LAUGHTER But we play at Old Trafford.

0:12:18 > 0:12:21The match is next Sunday at eight o'clock

0:12:21 > 0:12:24and it's in front of like 70,000 people. It doesn't matter...

0:12:24 > 0:12:26Two years ago, Will Ferrell played on the team

0:12:26 > 0:12:28and Mike Myers and people like that.

0:12:28 > 0:12:31It doesn't matter how many millions your films have gone out to,

0:12:31 > 0:12:33you're never in front of 70,000 people.

0:12:33 > 0:12:36There's no feeling like it, walking out to that.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39But it's all to raise money for UNICEF and it's a great occasion.

0:12:39 > 0:12:42And what are the rules? How many Legends can you have?

0:12:42 > 0:12:46You have four Legends in the team at any one time. But also,

0:12:46 > 0:12:49the managers are proper professional managers.

0:12:49 > 0:12:51So this year, our manager is Jose Mourinho.

0:12:51 > 0:12:54I think I need to go down and do a headstand.

0:12:54 > 0:12:56- Yeah, do it.- Immediately, for Jose.

0:12:56 > 0:12:58I met him for the first time last night and I said,

0:12:58 > 0:13:01"Thank you so much for doing this. It's amazing.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04"Everyone's very excited about you doing this."

0:13:04 > 0:13:08He said, "I only live around the corner, I had nothing else to do."

0:13:08 > 0:13:10LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:13:10 > 0:13:12Absolutely true.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Nice. Nice.

0:13:14 > 0:13:16Now, we're particularly excited.

0:13:16 > 0:13:20Mark Ruffalo, you found the time to be here. You are a busy creature.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- Are you filming The Avengers right now?- That's right.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Not "right now", obviously. Unless this is in it! - A couple of hours ago.

0:13:26 > 0:13:30- LAUGHTER - Are you filming it here? - Yeah, we're shooting at Shepperton.

0:13:30 > 0:13:34Oh, right. OK. So are you back in your funny latex suit?

0:13:34 > 0:13:35Yes.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39- My man-cancelling suit. There it is. - LAUGHTER

0:13:39 > 0:13:41WOLF WHISTLE Ooh, they're loving it!

0:13:41 > 0:13:42LAUGHTER

0:13:42 > 0:13:45No, cos there's a green one that people wear that looks worse

0:13:45 > 0:13:47than that. That looks OK.

0:13:47 > 0:13:50- ..Yeah.- Is that because we're not seeing all of it?

0:13:50 > 0:13:54No, you're not seeing all of it! It's man-cancelling, I call it.

0:13:54 > 0:13:58It makes you look big where you want to look small

0:13:58 > 0:14:01and makes you look small where you wished you looked big.

0:14:01 > 0:14:03- LAUGHTER - It's a man-jammer!

0:14:03 > 0:14:05- That sounds disgusting.- Sorry.

0:14:05 > 0:14:07LAUGHTER

0:14:07 > 0:14:11The weird thing is, you would think, to play the Incredible Hulk,

0:14:11 > 0:14:16- you'd have to bulk up, but they made you lose weight.- Yes, they said...

0:14:16 > 0:14:19I was ready to get a trainer and nutritionist,

0:14:19 > 0:14:23like all my fellow Avengers, and put on a lot of weight.

0:14:23 > 0:14:26They said, "No, no. That's not what we have in mind for you.

0:14:26 > 0:14:29"We want you to look as small and frail as possible,

0:14:29 > 0:14:33so when you bulk up into the Hulk, we actually notice the difference."

0:14:33 > 0:14:35LAUGHTER

0:14:35 > 0:14:36The Hulk is pretty big.

0:14:36 > 0:14:38And he's green.

0:14:38 > 0:14:41- Yeah!- Hard not to notice! - How big WERE you?

0:14:41 > 0:14:43- Boom-boom! - LAUGHTER

0:14:43 > 0:14:45- Not that big.- Not that big.

0:14:45 > 0:14:49- But you found it quite easy to lose the weight?- No!

0:14:49 > 0:14:53- LAUGHTER - Is it easy losing weight? Ever? - AUDIENCE: No!

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Michael Sheen, how much did you lose

0:14:55 > 0:14:56when you were playing Kenneth Williams?

0:14:56 > 0:14:58When I was getting ready

0:14:58 > 0:15:01- to play Kenneth Williams, I lost 10lbs in a week.- Ooh!

0:15:01 > 0:15:05And I don't recommend this, but on the cabbage soup diet.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Because the flatulence...

0:15:07 > 0:15:09LAUGHTER ..is something awful!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11I used to ride around on a scooter

0:15:11 > 0:15:14at the time round London and I'd be practising...

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Were you powered by your flatulence? - LAUGHTER

0:15:17 > 0:15:20I'd have the helmet on and I'd be practising the voice and I'd be in

0:15:20 > 0:15:23character as I was riding round cos no-one could hear me,

0:15:23 > 0:15:27I had my helmet on, and I'd be like, (AS KENNETH WILLIAMS): "Oh, yes... Mmm..."

0:15:27 > 0:15:29And then I'd be farting terrible.

0:15:29 > 0:15:32And the smell would be n my helmet. "Ooh!"

0:15:32 > 0:15:34LAUGHTER

0:15:34 > 0:15:37- Terrible! - Were you wearing a turtleneck?

0:15:37 > 0:15:40LAUGHTER Cos you have to wear, like, warm clothes

0:15:40 > 0:15:42and it comes up through the jacket. LAUGHTER

0:15:42 > 0:15:46"Moo-argh!" LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:15:49 > 0:15:52Now, in the Avengers movie, the Incredible Hulk,

0:15:52 > 0:15:54people loved you as the Incredible Hulk,

0:15:54 > 0:15:57you were kind of one of the big hits of that thing.

0:15:57 > 0:16:00But when it was announced, people not

0:16:00 > 0:16:03- so keen on Mark Ruffalo being the Incredible Hulk.- Not so much.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05We can talk about this now, can't we?

0:16:05 > 0:16:07At the time, I'm sure it wasn't very nice.

0:16:07 > 0:16:13I think... I went to Comic Con and it was a big deal. Top secret.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16They came and picked me up at my house.

0:16:16 > 0:16:20I got a call from my agent the night before, saying, "Listen, look

0:16:20 > 0:16:26"out your window at 5am, if there's a car there, you've got the part."

0:16:26 > 0:16:29- If there's not, just go back to bed. - AMANDA GASPS

0:16:29 > 0:16:33- Are you kidding me?- No, it was like down to the wire.- That is SO LA!

0:16:33 > 0:16:35The last minute. And the car was there.

0:16:35 > 0:16:38CHEERS

0:16:38 > 0:16:41APPLAUSE

0:16:41 > 0:16:44So they fly me, private jet, fly to

0:16:44 > 0:16:48San Diego and all the Avengers come

0:16:48 > 0:16:53out and they're going to introduce the new cast member, right?

0:16:53 > 0:16:57And Robert Downey, my dear friend, introduces me as,

0:16:57 > 0:17:01"And now, reprising the role of the Hulk..."

0:17:03 > 0:17:07Now, "reprising", of course, means the guy who did it before!

0:17:07 > 0:17:10- LAUGHTER - So they were waiting for Ed Norton.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14And they went, "Ye-e-e-es!" And he went, "Mark Ruffalo!"

0:17:14 > 0:17:17And they went, "Ye-e-e... What?!"

0:17:17 > 0:17:19LAUGHTER

0:17:21 > 0:17:22And it didn't go so well after that.

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Are you sure he didn't live in the same building as you

0:17:25 > 0:17:28and the car was actually for him?

0:17:28 > 0:17:31I think that's probably it.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33What a mistake!

0:17:33 > 0:17:36Just a neighbour leaving for work.

0:17:36 > 0:17:37LAUGHTER

0:17:37 > 0:17:38For me?

0:17:38 > 0:17:43- I can't get over... That's mad. - They're very particular...

0:17:43 > 0:17:44But that is so cruel.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48Amanda, you went to LA to do a kind of big bunch of auditions.

0:17:48 > 0:17:50Oh, God, yes.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53- High profile ones.- Big... Really exciting ones.

0:17:53 > 0:17:57And ones with Quentin Tarantino and...

0:17:57 > 0:18:00I think I was quite close to Anchorman. Really weird things.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03But I always remember the funniest thing that my English-American

0:18:03 > 0:18:08agent said. (UPWARD INTONATION): She's one of those people that talks like that? But she's British?

0:18:08 > 0:18:12- LAUGHTER - And she said, "Darling, it went really well today."

0:18:12 > 0:18:17And I was like, "Ooh!" She said, "The part...is 70% not yours."

0:18:17 > 0:18:20- LAUGHTER - That's how they speak out there.

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Right? Don't they? - Yeah.- There's no yeses and no noes.

0:18:23 > 0:18:27So I was like, "Well, that's 30%, like... That's crap.

0:18:27 > 0:18:28"I clearly haven't got the job."

0:18:28 > 0:18:32- You always get told, "You're in the mix." Like a bag of Haribo! - Yes!

0:18:32 > 0:18:36- LAUGHTER You're in the mix! - Michael Sheen, you've never let

0:18:36 > 0:18:38yourself down, have you, in an audition?

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Many a time have I let myself down!

0:18:40 > 0:18:42- At an audition?- Oh, at an audition?

0:18:42 > 0:18:45Well, quite early on I had a big break where I got to go

0:18:45 > 0:18:48and have an audition with the head of Paramount casting.

0:18:48 > 0:18:51So the whole Paramount Studio, the head of casting.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53- Wow!- And at the time, this was many years ago,

0:18:53 > 0:18:57my daughter was only little then, and she'd had a bit of a stomach bug.

0:18:57 > 0:19:00Her mother had a bit of a stomach bug as well. But I was fine. I was fine!

0:19:00 > 0:19:03So I drove down to Paramount Studio, I'm sitting there in the waiting

0:19:03 > 0:19:08room and thinking, "Ooh, I feel I might let myself down here."

0:19:08 > 0:19:11And I went in. "In you come, Michael." And this is my big break.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14And as she's talking to me, I'm thinking, in my head,

0:19:14 > 0:19:16"I'm going to throw up any second."

0:19:16 > 0:19:20I said, "I'm going to have to stop you there because I'm going to vomit."

0:19:20 > 0:19:24And at that moment, I projectile vomited all over her office.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27I'm running out of her office, into the waiting room,

0:19:27 > 0:19:32vomiting over everyone. Into the bathroom, all over the bathroom.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36And I'm cleaning up my own vomit on my knees. And that was my big break.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:19:46 > 0:19:50Mark Ruffalo, your new movie couldn't be more different

0:19:50 > 0:19:54from the Avengers, it's a really beautiful, indie musical, drama...

0:19:54 > 0:19:56- Comedy drama?- Yeah, sure.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Romance?- There's romance in it. Yeah, it's beautiful.

0:19:59 > 0:20:03It's called Begin Again. It's out on the 11th of July.

0:20:03 > 0:20:07It's yourself and Keira Knightley. So what can you tell us about it?

0:20:07 > 0:20:10Well, it's these people struggling with their lives,

0:20:10 > 0:20:15she's just kind of broke up with her boyfriend and he's estranged from

0:20:15 > 0:20:21his wife and he's struggling...maybe a little bit of an alcohol problem.

0:20:21 > 0:20:22Mm-hm.

0:20:22 > 0:20:25- And... - LAUGHTER

0:20:25 > 0:20:29- And he... - LAUGHTER

0:20:29 > 0:20:35And he's kind of a music producer who is out on the skids

0:20:35 > 0:20:37a little bit, the end of his career.

0:20:37 > 0:20:41- It's made by John Carney, who made Once.- That's right.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44It's not a sequel, but it's kind of... It could be.

0:20:44 > 0:20:48It could be that same story but told in a slightly different way.

0:20:48 > 0:20:52It's two people who are trying to come together.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54You play a music producer

0:20:54 > 0:20:57and you have this idea of making an album in the streets of New York.

0:20:57 > 0:20:59We've got a clip.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02This is you dealing with some of the difficulties of trying to

0:21:02 > 0:21:05- make an album on the streets of New York.- Not easy.

0:21:05 > 0:21:07Let me see this for a second. Hey.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Hey, listen, I'm shooting a song down here

0:21:09 > 0:21:11- and I need you guys to be quiet for five minutes.- No.

0:21:11 > 0:21:13- I'll pay you.- How much? - A buck. A buck each.

0:21:13 > 0:21:17- Hey, you're funny, five dollars! - Five bucks for all of you guys.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20- OK, two bucks? Two bucks each!- No!

0:21:20 > 0:21:22All right, five bucks each.

0:21:22 > 0:21:26Give us five bucks and five lollipops one for each of us.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28And a box of cigarettes and lighters.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31I'll give you one cigarette for each of you to smoke

0:21:31 > 0:21:34and you share it, I'll give you a pack of matches. All right?

0:21:34 > 0:21:37LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- That was my son. - Sorry?- That was my son.- Which one?

0:21:40 > 0:21:44The one who asked for the box of cigarettes. That's my son.

0:21:44 > 0:21:46- Oh, there he is, the one at the back?- Yes.

0:21:46 > 0:21:49- Aw!- Oh, cute! That's lovely. Was he paid? He was paid?

0:21:49 > 0:21:53- Did you really give him a fag? - LAUGHTER

0:21:53 > 0:21:56A fag, a cigarette. LAUGHTER

0:21:56 > 0:22:00- Were some of those kids you found, or were they...?- Basically.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03We were just sort of making it up as we went along and they were

0:22:03 > 0:22:06out there, playing in the street, so we just brought them in.

0:22:06 > 0:22:10Cos the way it's shot, it's kind of shot like... It is guerrilla style.

0:22:10 > 0:22:12Is that what it was like?

0:22:12 > 0:22:16Trying to shoot in New York is a little unruly.

0:22:16 > 0:22:20And so yes, you can never really

0:22:20 > 0:22:23ever stop a street or keep

0:22:23 > 0:22:27people from walking into the shot or...

0:22:27 > 0:22:30So, it's a little bit guerrilla style.

0:22:30 > 0:22:34In terms of meeting the madness of the public, in that way,

0:22:34 > 0:22:37- presumably when you do those big audition shows, Amanda...- Yes.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- ..you have a team of security just keeping you away from them.- Well...

0:22:40 > 0:22:44- Keeping ME away from them?- Yes. - LAUGHTER

0:22:44 > 0:22:45We do now.

0:22:45 > 0:22:49We never used to have any kind of security or bag checks or anything.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Simon just used to have this big man that we used to call Shrek,

0:22:51 > 0:22:54cos he did look a bit like Shrek, but it was like a joke.

0:22:54 > 0:22:59We used to say to Simon, "If anyone hurts you, that man can't run."

0:22:59 > 0:23:01That's nothing. Nothing's happening.

0:23:01 > 0:23:04And then, of course, there were all the eggs and things last year.

0:23:04 > 0:23:08We were bombarded by eggs. But by a mad violinist.

0:23:08 > 0:23:12She was in the orchestra and she suddenly threw eggs at him

0:23:12 > 0:23:14and I got out of the way, obviously, cos I was thinking,

0:23:14 > 0:23:17"My dress, my dress!" I was well out of the way.

0:23:17 > 0:23:21And, er, he said, "I want to know the protest. What's the protest?"

0:23:21 > 0:23:24That's all he could think about. But since then, security's been upped.

0:23:24 > 0:23:29By the way, Simon, you know, the baby - has that genuinely changed him?

0:23:29 > 0:23:31Yeah. I mean, I know you don't want to hear that.

0:23:31 > 0:23:35- No, I'm just wondering.- He is... I think he's...

0:23:35 > 0:23:38I think he always knew what love was but I don't know

0:23:38 > 0:23:41if he ever felt it properly and I think now...

0:23:41 > 0:23:45I think now he's got Lauren and Eric, I think that it.

0:23:45 > 0:23:48He seems really content and very relaxed.

0:23:48 > 0:23:51And his face - and I've said this before - his face has changed,

0:23:51 > 0:23:54and no, it's not through plastic surgery or filler or anything else.

0:23:54 > 0:23:57He's just...content, how you look when you're a father.

0:23:57 > 0:23:59Look - content.

0:24:00 > 0:24:02- Total contentment.- Content. - And happy.

0:24:02 > 0:24:05I have a 15-year-old daughter. Total contentment!

0:24:08 > 0:24:13- So chilled!- Not a care in the world! - So re-laxed!

0:24:13 > 0:24:15No slamming doors in your house.

0:24:15 > 0:24:18- No, nothing.- Now, here's the thing.

0:24:18 > 0:24:22Britain's Got Talent final is tomorrow. Nico and Paddy up there.

0:24:22 > 0:24:25- Yay!- Wherever they are. They're waving! They were...

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Are you familiar with Amanda's golden buzzer?

0:24:29 > 0:24:32- We haven't got that far. - No?- Not yet.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34You don't know the show at all, I'm guessing.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37- I don't know it very well, no. - Do you mean "at all"?- At all.

0:24:37 > 0:24:41And Michael, have you been out of the country filming?

0:24:41 > 0:24:43I've been away for a VERY long time.

0:24:43 > 0:24:45- Have you seen any of it?- Of course.

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Oh, good. Good, good, good. They'll win, right? They'll win?

0:24:48 > 0:24:50- Well, I hope they'll win.- They will.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Obviously, I'm shamelessly promoting them

0:24:53 > 0:24:56because I want the great British public to get behind them.

0:24:56 > 0:24:57I just think they'd be...

0:24:57 > 0:24:59I mean, we have got an extraordinary line-up.

0:24:59 > 0:25:03Extraordinary. But I think they'd be amazing winners for our show

0:25:03 > 0:25:06and I think the Royal Variety and the Queen would love them.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08Look at that!

0:25:08 > 0:25:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:11 > 0:25:13Look at that!

0:25:14 > 0:25:17I went to hospital after doing something like that.

0:25:17 > 0:25:19Talking about the Royal Variety,

0:25:19 > 0:25:22I think she might show up the Queen. Makes the Queen look lazy.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29She stands for hours, I know. That was impressive till we saw Paddy.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Yes!- Now we think, "Come on, Queen, up the game."

0:25:32 > 0:25:35She would be stiff competition for Her Majesty.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37One more rib and she's a cert, though.

0:25:38 > 0:25:43Well, listen, it's on tomorrow night, seven o'clock, on ITV1.

0:25:43 > 0:25:47- So to celebrate and to help you practice, a little bit...- Yes?

0:25:47 > 0:25:50- ..we do have some extraordinary talent here this evening.- Do we?

0:25:50 > 0:25:54Yes, because... Michael, you do a thing...

0:25:54 > 0:25:55Do you need a microphone for this?

0:25:55 > 0:25:58- I don't.- You can just do this?- Yes.

0:25:58 > 0:26:00- OK.- I went to RADA - I can project.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02It's all from here, darling.

0:26:02 > 0:26:04OK, so do you need to tell us what you're going to do?

0:26:04 > 0:26:07Yes, I do because it's not very impressive. So if I tell you...

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Can we start from the beginning?

0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Yeah, I'll tell you before it. So it's...- So what's your dream?

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Do you have anything wrong with you?

0:26:15 > 0:26:17My dream is to be on a couch next to you.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20- Aw! It's come true.- He's good.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22- He's really good.- OK, so what are you going to do?

0:26:22 > 0:26:26I discovered at the age of...17 -

0:26:26 > 0:26:29don't ask me how - that I could...

0:26:29 > 0:26:32This was before anyone did, like, beatboxing.

0:26:32 > 0:26:34I don't know if anyone's familiar with the term "beatboxing".

0:26:34 > 0:26:37But this is what some of the kids do, apparently.

0:26:37 > 0:26:39But I didn't know about beatboxing at the time.

0:26:39 > 0:26:42But I discovered that I could do the tune, the theme tune to Dallas.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46- AMANDA GASPS - I'm ageing myself here. - I used to love Dallas!

0:26:46 > 0:26:48The theme tune to Dallas...

0:26:48 > 0:26:53And I could do the percussion bit of it and the theme at the same time.

0:26:53 > 0:26:56- This is SO exciting! - Are you ready for this?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58- The build-up has been extraordinary. - I know!

0:26:58 > 0:27:01There is a real excitement in the room.

0:27:01 > 0:27:05- There's a lot of anticipation. - OK.- OK, OK.- OK, here we go.

0:27:07 > 0:27:10HE BEATBOXES AND HUMS "DALLAS" THEME

0:27:17 > 0:27:20- Wow! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:27:20 > 0:27:21That was very good.

0:27:23 > 0:27:27- I'm going to give you the golden buzzer.- The golden pineapple!

0:27:27 > 0:27:30- The golden pineapple. - He's going through.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32You're SO through to the next round.

0:27:32 > 0:27:35I'm hoping that tomorrow morning, there's a car outside.

0:27:37 > 0:27:40Now, that is, Michael, but, you know what? Mark Ruffalo...

0:27:40 > 0:27:44Mark Ruffalo... I think with a fair wind behind him, he might...

0:27:44 > 0:27:48I thought HE was the one with the fair wind behind him.

0:27:49 > 0:27:52No, his isn't a FAIR wind. His is a foul wind.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56So this is a skill you learned as a child.

0:27:56 > 0:27:59- Er, yeah, 12.- 12?

0:27:59 > 0:28:03- Same time he was...- Is this allowed to be on television?- Yes, it is.- OK.

0:28:03 > 0:28:07- So, er, we've...- I'm sorry. And you've hurt your arm and everything.

0:28:07 > 0:28:10- Yeah, but this is circus skills. - Yes.

0:28:10 > 0:28:13I know that sounds really lame but this is good.

0:28:13 > 0:28:16Circus skills - people go, "Ugh". But this is good, this is good.

0:28:16 > 0:28:20- I don't know.- Well, we've got the unicycle for you. It's a unicycle.

0:28:20 > 0:28:22- OK, so come over here. Come over here.- This is good!

0:28:22 > 0:28:27- I haven't done this in a long time, Graham.- OK. So now, do you...

0:28:27 > 0:28:30I was only joking when I said I was going to try this.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32I saw this this afternoon.

0:28:32 > 0:28:35What I love about this unicycle is, it's got reflectors on the...

0:28:35 > 0:28:39Like you're going to go down the street, like you're going to work.

0:28:39 > 0:28:42The other incredible thing about it is, it has just one wheel.

0:28:44 > 0:28:48- You weren't expecting THAT!- No.- So, is there a back and front to this?

0:28:48 > 0:28:49Er...

0:28:53 > 0:28:57- No.- No, OK.- OK.- OK.

0:28:57 > 0:28:58It's been...

0:28:58 > 0:29:03- I think it's been almost 25 years since I've done this.- OK.- Here we go.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:06 > 0:29:09MUSIC: "Entrance Of The Gladiators" by Julius Fucik

0:29:13 > 0:29:17Wow! That is amazing!

0:29:19 > 0:29:23- Now, here's a thing... - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:23 > 0:29:24Wait! There's more.

0:29:27 > 0:29:30We do have this other unicycle.

0:29:31 > 0:29:33Is there any way we could...

0:29:33 > 0:29:35Could you try that? Could you try that? Go on!

0:29:35 > 0:29:38CHEERING

0:29:38 > 0:29:40Do you want a crash mat or anything?

0:29:40 > 0:29:44- Do you want a crash mat or anything? - No.- Are you sure?

0:29:44 > 0:29:47Graham, you need to kneel down so he can climb on top of you.

0:29:47 > 0:29:50- Do you have a cushion? - Where's that cushion?

0:29:50 > 0:29:53Shall I just get on all fours again, and you can use me?

0:29:53 > 0:29:56- Sorry, that came out wrong. - Can you do this?- Yep.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58MARK GROANS

0:29:59 > 0:30:00Whoa!

0:30:00 > 0:30:03- Whoa, whoa, whoa!- OK, yeah we go. All right.

0:30:03 > 0:30:06- OK.- OK.- OK.- OK.- Let us know.

0:30:09 > 0:30:12OK. OK. Yeah? OK?

0:30:12 > 0:30:15- All right, ready? - I don't know - are you?

0:30:17 > 0:30:18Unhand me!

0:30:20 > 0:30:23Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa!

0:30:23 > 0:30:25Oh, my God! Oh, my God, I can't look!

0:30:25 > 0:30:27Oh! Wow!

0:30:29 > 0:30:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Are you OK? Amazing! Amazing!

0:30:41 > 0:30:46- Is your willy all right?- Yeah, yeah.- That's incredible!

0:30:46 > 0:30:49HIGH PITCHED: I'm fine!

0:30:49 > 0:30:51- Honestly... - I can't believe that.- I know.

0:30:51 > 0:30:54Actors are supposed to be useless. Look at these people!

0:30:54 > 0:30:56- What?- Look at them!- You're an actor!

0:30:56 > 0:31:00And I'm useless. That's what I'm saying.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Headstands, the... Whatever that was.

0:31:03 > 0:31:07- I was going to say, back to mine! - While it was a beatbox-ette.

0:31:07 > 0:31:10- It was good, though.- It was very good.- That... That's amazing.

0:31:10 > 0:31:14- I wanted to be a clown.- Aw!

0:31:14 > 0:31:16# Bring out the clowns... #

0:31:16 > 0:31:20And me and my friends would stand on the side of...

0:31:20 > 0:31:24We'd get in our clown face and we'd stand on the side of a parade

0:31:24 > 0:31:28and then we would kind of jump into the parade

0:31:28 > 0:31:31and hijack and pretend like we belonged there.

0:31:34 > 0:31:37- That's desperate, man.- It is!

0:31:37 > 0:31:41You can tell you grew up in America, where they have parades.

0:31:41 > 0:31:44As a child, you'd be stood by the side of the road for a long time in England.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48- Waiting.- You'd get arrested!

0:31:48 > 0:31:52- I HAVE been arrested. - "He looks really glam."

0:31:52 > 0:31:55Can I just say, we have to all go and see Mark's movie now.

0:31:55 > 0:31:59- We owe him! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:59 > 0:32:02Listen, it's time for our musical guest tonight.

0:32:02 > 0:32:05We have loved this man for a while but now he has gone global

0:32:05 > 0:32:08and the word is, this is going to be his year.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11Performing his new single Sing, it is Ed Sheeran!

0:32:11 > 0:32:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:15 > 0:32:17# It's late in the evening

0:32:17 > 0:32:19# Glass on the side

0:32:19 > 0:32:21# I've been sat with you

0:32:21 > 0:32:24# For most of the night

0:32:24 > 0:32:25# Ignoring everybody here

0:32:25 > 0:32:28# We wish they would disappear

0:32:28 > 0:32:31# So maybe we could get down now

0:32:32 > 0:32:35# I don't wanna know

0:32:35 > 0:32:37# If you're getting ahead of the programme

0:32:37 > 0:32:40# I want you to be mine, lady

0:32:40 > 0:32:43# To hold your body close

0:32:43 > 0:32:45# Take another step into the no man's land

0:32:45 > 0:32:48# For the longest time, lady

0:32:48 > 0:32:50# I need you, darling

0:32:50 > 0:32:52# Come on, set the tone

0:32:52 > 0:32:54# If you feel you're falling

0:32:54 > 0:32:56# Won't you let me know?

0:32:56 > 0:32:57# Oh, oh, ooh

0:32:59 > 0:33:01# Oh, oh, ooh

0:33:05 > 0:33:08# If you love me, come on, get involved

0:33:08 > 0:33:12# Feel it rushing through you from your head to toe

0:33:12 > 0:33:13# Oh, oh, ooh

0:33:15 > 0:33:17# Oh, oh, ooh

0:33:19 > 0:33:21# Sing!

0:33:21 > 0:33:24# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:33:24 > 0:33:28# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:33:28 > 0:33:29# Louder!

0:33:29 > 0:33:32# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:33:32 > 0:33:33# Sing!

0:33:33 > 0:33:36# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:33:36 > 0:33:37HE RAPS: This love is ablaze

0:33:37 > 0:33:38I saw flames from the side of the stage

0:33:38 > 0:33:40And the fire brigade comes in a couple of days

0:33:40 > 0:33:42Until then, we've got nothing to say and nothing to know

0:33:42 > 0:33:45But something to drink and maybe something to smoke

0:33:45 > 0:33:46Let it go until our roles have changed

0:33:46 > 0:33:48Singing We Found Love in a local rave

0:33:48 > 0:33:50No, I don't really know what I'm supposed to say

0:33:50 > 0:33:52But I can just figure it out and hope and pray

0:33:52 > 0:33:54I told her my name and said, "It's nice to meet you"

0:33:54 > 0:33:56Then she handed me a bottle of water filled with tequila

0:33:56 > 0:33:58I already know she's a keeper

0:33:58 > 0:34:01Just from this one small act of kindness, I'm in

0:34:01 > 0:34:02Deep if anybody finds out

0:34:02 > 0:34:04I'm meant to drive home but I've drunk all of it now, not

0:34:04 > 0:34:06Sobering up, we just sit on the couch

0:34:06 > 0:34:08One thing led to another, now she's kissing my mouth

0:34:08 > 0:34:10# I need you, darling

0:34:10 > 0:34:12# Come on, set the tone

0:34:12 > 0:34:16# If you feel you're falling, won't you let me know?

0:34:16 > 0:34:17# Oh, oh, ooh

0:34:20 > 0:34:21# Oh, oh, ooh

0:34:24 > 0:34:28# If you love me, come on, get involved

0:34:28 > 0:34:32# Feel it rushing through you from your head to toe

0:34:32 > 0:34:33# Oh, oh, ooh

0:34:36 > 0:34:37# Oh, oh, ooh

0:34:40 > 0:34:41# Sing

0:34:41 > 0:34:43# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:34:45 > 0:34:48# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:34:48 > 0:34:49# Louder

0:34:49 > 0:34:52# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:34:52 > 0:34:53# Sing

0:34:53 > 0:34:56# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

0:34:56 > 0:34:57# Can you feel it?

0:34:57 > 0:35:00# All the guys in here don't even wanna dance

0:35:00 > 0:35:01# Can you feel it?

0:35:01 > 0:35:04# All that I can hear is music from the back

0:35:04 > 0:35:05# Can you feel it?

0:35:05 > 0:35:08# Found you hiding here so won't you take my hand, darling?

0:35:08 > 0:35:11# Before the beat kicks in again

0:35:12 > 0:35:13# Can you feel it?

0:35:15 > 0:35:17# Whoo-ooh, oh-oh

0:35:17 > 0:35:19# No, no

0:35:19 > 0:35:21# Can you feel it?

0:35:23 > 0:35:25# Whoo, ooh-ooh, oh

0:35:25 > 0:35:28# Oh, no, no, oh

0:35:28 > 0:35:29# Sing

0:35:29 > 0:35:30# I need you, darling

0:35:30 > 0:35:32# Come on, set the tone

0:35:32 > 0:35:34# If you feel you're falling

0:35:34 > 0:35:36# Won't you let me know?

0:35:36 > 0:35:38# Oh, oh, ooh

0:35:39 > 0:35:41# Oh, oh, ooh

0:35:44 > 0:35:45# Sing

0:35:45 > 0:35:48# If you love me, come on, get involved

0:35:48 > 0:35:52# Feel it rushing through you from your head to toe

0:35:52 > 0:35:53# Oh, oh, ooh

0:35:55 > 0:35:57# Oh, oh, ooh

0:36:00 > 0:36:01# Sing! #

0:36:01 > 0:36:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:36:03 > 0:36:05Whoo!

0:36:07 > 0:36:10Ed Sheeran, everybody! Beautiful!

0:36:10 > 0:36:12Come on over, Ed.

0:36:12 > 0:36:17Brilliant job, sir. Very, very good. Ed Sheeran! Have a seat there.

0:36:17 > 0:36:20That's Michael, Amanda, Mark.

0:36:20 > 0:36:22How you doing? Hey, how are you?

0:36:22 > 0:36:24How are you? Good.

0:36:24 > 0:36:27There you go. You can sit on the end. All shove up.

0:36:27 > 0:36:29Shove up, shove up, shove up. There you go.

0:36:29 > 0:36:33Yeah, you have a pineapple. That's yours. That's yours to keep.

0:36:33 > 0:36:36- Well done, Ed Sheeran. You get a pineapple!- It's like a Grammy.

0:36:36 > 0:36:38Listen, that's obviously the single, which is...

0:36:38 > 0:36:40That's got to be number one on Sunday, hasn't it?

0:36:40 > 0:36:44- It's looking positive. Yeah, it's looking positive. - Yeah, let's say it's number one.

0:36:44 > 0:36:47- I've never had a UK number one before.- You're kidding? Really?!

0:36:47 > 0:36:50What's been keeping you? For God's sake, Ed!

0:36:50 > 0:36:52Yeah, it's... It's a cool thing.

0:36:52 > 0:36:54- I've never experienced this before, so it's...- Wow!

0:36:54 > 0:36:58Listen, congratulations. It deserves to be cos, God, it's catchy!

0:36:58 > 0:37:02- And the new album Multiply, isn't it?- It's not X, it's Multiply.

0:37:02 > 0:37:04Well, Chris Brown has an album called X

0:37:04 > 0:37:07- and you don't really want to annoy him.- No!

0:37:07 > 0:37:11- APPLAUSE - Yeah, don't do that.

0:37:12 > 0:37:17So Multiply is out on the 23rd of June but it's Multiply

0:37:17 > 0:37:21- because the last one was Plus.- Yeah, yeah. I've got a wild imagination.

0:37:21 > 0:37:23- Were you good at maths when you were little?- No, I actually...

0:37:23 > 0:37:26I got asked this in an interview the other day.

0:37:26 > 0:37:30We had to cut it out of the interview cos someone said, "What's 9 x 9?" And I said, "99".

0:37:31 > 0:37:34Does that answer your question, Amanda?

0:37:34 > 0:37:37Thankfully, we cut that out of the TV interview.

0:37:37 > 0:37:39- I'm sure it'll probably go in this one.- Yeah, probably.

0:37:39 > 0:37:43So, listen, in the... I don't know if you've seen the video for Sing.

0:37:43 > 0:37:48It's a really cool video. But Ed, in the video, is this.

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Is a puppet Ed, which...

0:37:50 > 0:37:54- Like, look at that! - It looks like an Avenue Q.

0:37:54 > 0:37:58Yeah, it is really... This is Jim Henson or something. It's very posh.

0:37:58 > 0:38:02It cost more than the last videos for the whole album last time,

0:38:02 > 0:38:05and so that's why we kept it because we're going to use it for more stuff

0:38:05 > 0:38:08- because we have to make our money's worth.- Look at that.

0:38:08 > 0:38:11- It does look...- Is this where you're going to do your talent now?- Yeah.

0:38:11 > 0:38:12Yeah, Amanda!

0:38:18 > 0:38:19Excuse I.

0:38:21 > 0:38:22Oh, dear.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25But listen, you deserve all your success and good luck for Sunday

0:38:25 > 0:38:28and good luck with the album when it comes out. Ed Sheeran, everybody.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31- Right... - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:31 > 0:38:34Before we go tonight, just time for a story or two in the red chair.

0:38:34 > 0:38:38So, who do we have? Hello. You seem adorable. What's your name?

0:38:38 > 0:38:41- I'm Jenna.- And what do you do, Jenna?

0:38:41 > 0:38:44I work with young people around drugs and alcohol.

0:38:44 > 0:38:48- OK, I'm guessing helping them, rather than...- Yes.

0:38:48 > 0:38:51- Sometimes!- Yeah. "I am so fun!"

0:38:57 > 0:39:00Right. Right, Jenna, off you go with your story.

0:39:00 > 0:39:05OK, so, being a drugs and alcohol worker, I was out one evening.

0:39:05 > 0:39:09- I was extremely drunk... - Wait a minute!

0:39:13 > 0:39:18I was with friends in a cab and, er, I was dying to go to the toilet.

0:39:18 > 0:39:22And being one o'clock in the morning, there was nowhere open,

0:39:22 > 0:39:26so I had to get the cab to stop in the middle of a very busy road.

0:39:26 > 0:39:28Luckily at one o'clock, it wasn't that busy.

0:39:28 > 0:39:31I saw a phone box which I thought would be the ideal place

0:39:31 > 0:39:34- for a lady to pee. - She's the one!

0:39:34 > 0:39:36So I went into the phone box.

0:39:36 > 0:39:39Trousers down, ready to go,

0:39:39 > 0:39:44leant against what I thought was the stable bit of the phone box,

0:39:44 > 0:39:47when it wasn't. It was the door.

0:39:47 > 0:39:50I was also in heels, which I don't normally wear,

0:39:50 > 0:39:54so as I went down to pee, I leant and fell out the back

0:39:54 > 0:39:57and did this kind of motion.

0:39:58 > 0:40:02But because of the heels, I couldn't get up and I had to call

0:40:02 > 0:40:05all my friends out of the cab for them to come and help me.

0:40:05 > 0:40:08- I haven't been back to that road again.- I quite like that story.

0:40:08 > 0:40:10That was sweet. You can walk.

0:40:13 > 0:40:17Yeah. That was sweet. It was sweet. It was grubby but not too grubby.

0:40:17 > 0:40:21- It was nice.- But can you... Can you hold it in in that situation?

0:40:21 > 0:40:24- When you fall over, do you just lose control?- No, I think she wet herself.

0:40:24 > 0:40:28I think she looked like a garden sprinkler as she...

0:40:28 > 0:40:31As she rocked on the ground.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34"Oh, it's late for that irrigation to be working.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36"Oh, no, it's my friend Jenna."

0:40:36 > 0:40:39- Let's have someone else. Oh, hello. - Hello.

0:40:39 > 0:40:42- Hi! What your name, sir? - My name is Richard.

0:40:42 > 0:40:44Richard. And what do you do, Richard?

0:40:44 > 0:40:47I'm an obstetrician and gynaecologist.

0:40:47 > 0:40:48CHEERING

0:40:50 > 0:40:51LAUGHTER

0:40:51 > 0:40:54I think we've had enough of that on the show.

0:40:54 > 0:40:59- We've had way too much.- Amanda, you've saved us from ourselves.

0:40:59 > 0:41:00Exactly!

0:41:04 > 0:41:06I am intrigued, though.

0:41:07 > 0:41:11- Let him get a couple of minutes into it...- We'll see. We'll see.

0:41:11 > 0:41:16- Let's have one more. Hi. Hello! - Hello.- Oh, now, you seem nervous.

0:41:16 > 0:41:19- Very.- Oh, don't be. The worst thing that can happen is the chair flips back.

0:41:19 > 0:41:23That's the worst thing that can happen. I say that now...

0:41:23 > 0:41:25- What's your name?- Melanie.- Melanie.

0:41:25 > 0:41:27All right, Melanie. And what you do?

0:41:27 > 0:41:31- I am a Meals On Wheels delivery driver.- Oh, wow! Whereabouts?

0:41:31 > 0:41:33- Hemel Hampstead.- In Hemel Hempstead.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35So people watching in Hemel Hempstead will go,

0:41:35 > 0:41:40"Oh, my God, there's that woman who brings the cold dinners. There she is."

0:41:41 > 0:41:45Melanie's laughing cos yeah, they are.

0:41:45 > 0:41:47"I park up for hours."

0:41:48 > 0:41:52- All right, Melanie. Off you go with your story.- OK, well,

0:41:52 > 0:41:55I've always had rubbish hair - it's always been really fine and weak -

0:41:55 > 0:42:00- and I tried every lotion and potion to make it better.- Yes.

0:42:00 > 0:42:04And many years ago I was working in London with my boyfriend

0:42:04 > 0:42:09and I'd read an article in Cosmopolitan about this revolutionary new treatment

0:42:09 > 0:42:15of sperm on your hair to add protein and body and everything to your hair.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18So I went and found my boyfriend and said,

0:42:18 > 0:42:22"Look, I've got to have this treatment and you've got to give me the sperm,"

0:42:22 > 0:42:26because it was £50 if you had the treatment there at TONI&GUY,

0:42:26 > 0:42:28but it was £20 if you took your own.

0:42:28 > 0:42:33No, wait, wait, wait. TONI&GUY provided sperm?!

0:42:35 > 0:42:38Is this Toni's or Guy's?

0:42:38 > 0:42:42I didn't want Toni or Guy's. I wanted my boyfriend's.

0:42:42 > 0:42:47And it was £20 if I took my own and £50 if I paid.

0:42:47 > 0:42:48What, for corkage?!

0:42:50 > 0:42:54Why is it £20 if you bring your own? This is a great story.

0:42:54 > 0:42:56Anyway, on you go.

0:42:56 > 0:42:58Anyway, so I rushed and found my boyfriend and I said,

0:42:58 > 0:43:03"Please, I've got to have this done - it's cheaper and I don't want other men's sperm on my head,"

0:43:03 > 0:43:06so he said that was OK, so I went straight to the phone, called

0:43:06 > 0:43:09the number and said, "Please can you book me in as soon as possible"?

0:43:09 > 0:43:14And the guy said, "Have you checked the date on the article?"

0:43:14 > 0:43:16And it was the 1st of April.

0:43:16 > 0:43:17Aw!

0:43:19 > 0:43:23Shall we let her walk? Yeah, we'll let you walk. You've given us time.

0:43:23 > 0:43:27You can walk. You can walk. Very good. Well done, everybody.

0:43:27 > 0:43:30If you'd like to join us on the show and have a go on the red chair,

0:43:30 > 0:43:33you can. Contact us via our website at this address.

0:43:33 > 0:43:35Thank you to all my guests tonight. Ed Sheeran.

0:43:35 > 0:43:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:43:38 > 0:43:40- Michael Sheen. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:43:40 > 0:43:43- Amanda Holden. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:43:43 > 0:43:46- And Mark Ruffalo. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:43:46 > 0:43:50Join me next week with music from Kasabian,

0:43:50 > 0:43:52British Formula One ace Jenson Button,

0:43:52 > 0:43:56Oscar-nominated actress Keira Knightley and the Hollywood star Samuel L Jackson.

0:43:56 > 0:44:00- I'll see you then. Good night, everybody, bye-bye. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE