0:00:02 > 0:00:04THIS PROGRAMME CONTAINS SOME STRONG LANGUAGE.
0:00:04 > 0:00:06Three hot Hollywood stars on the show tonight,
0:00:06 > 0:00:08all with their own fans. Where are the Matt LeBlanc fans?
0:00:08 > 0:00:12All right. All right. Where are the Zac Efron fans?
0:00:12 > 0:00:14OK, OK, OK.
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Where are the Seth Rogen fans?
0:00:16 > 0:00:18Yeah!
0:00:18 > 0:00:19Woo!
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Hi, Seth. Let's start the show!
0:00:32 > 0:00:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:41 > 0:00:45Hello, hello! Hello. Hello.
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Hello, hello. Hi, hi, hi.
0:00:48 > 0:00:51Hello, good evening and welcome one and all.
0:00:51 > 0:00:52Yes, you are in for a treat tonight.
0:00:52 > 0:00:55We have got three of Hollywood's hottest leading men
0:00:55 > 0:00:57on one show, ladies and gentlemen!
0:00:57 > 0:00:59CHEERING
0:00:59 > 0:01:02Star of High School Musical, Zac Efron is here!
0:01:02 > 0:01:04CHEERING
0:01:05 > 0:01:07From Knocked Up and 40-Year-Old Virgin,
0:01:07 > 0:01:08Seth Rogen is on the show.
0:01:08 > 0:01:10CHEERING
0:01:10 > 0:01:12Yeah.
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Star of the hit sitcoms Friends and Episodes, Matt LeBlanc is here!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19CHEERING
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Plus, we have got music from Kaiser Chiefs.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26- CHEERING - Yes, we do.
0:01:26 > 0:01:28It's good, isn't it? Good night, good night, good night.
0:01:28 > 0:01:31"It's perfect! It's perfect!"
0:01:31 > 0:01:35Three top stars, Zac, Matt and Seth.
0:01:35 > 0:01:38The problem is, I wonder which one will sit next to me.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41Who will sit next to me? It's difficult to know, isn't it?
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Here is a recent picture of Zac.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46CHEERING
0:01:46 > 0:01:48He will be sitting next to me!
0:01:48 > 0:01:49LAUGHTER
0:01:51 > 0:01:56No. God, he's fit, isn't he? How do you get a body like that?
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Do you know, I was wondering, maybe he does horse yoga?
0:02:00 > 0:02:03Have you seen this? Have you seen horse yoga? No.
0:02:03 > 0:02:05You have been missing out, ladies and gentlemen.
0:02:05 > 0:02:09There is a man in Argentina who does yoga with horses.
0:02:09 > 0:02:10Yeah.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11LAUGHTER
0:02:13 > 0:02:14Fair enough!
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Here's another picture.
0:02:20 > 0:02:23Yeah, I think that picture was taken just before the police were called.
0:02:26 > 0:02:28It looks so relaxed, doesn't it?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32When was the last time I saw a horse looking so chilled?
0:02:36 > 0:02:37LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:02:37 > 0:02:40You didn't see it coming, did you? You didn't see it coming.
0:02:42 > 0:02:45I will be talking to Seth about his obsession
0:02:45 > 0:02:48with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51This is Kim and Kanye, or Kimye's Bound 2 video.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54I'm sure you have seen this.
0:02:54 > 0:02:58Seth and James Franco have recreated it, scene for scene.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59LAUGHTER
0:03:01 > 0:03:04In fact, I'm sure I've seen another shot of Seth
0:03:04 > 0:03:06where he reminds me of Kim Kardashian.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Oh, yeah.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:03:11 > 0:03:14Zac has been in so many great films including That Awkward Moment,
0:03:14 > 0:03:18where he takes Viagra and then has to go to the toilet.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Yeah, yeah!
0:03:23 > 0:03:25Fair enough. Who is he on the phone to?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28"Hi, Mum!
0:03:28 > 0:03:30"Nothing really, just hanging out."
0:03:30 > 0:03:33Mind you, of course, this is what would really happen
0:03:33 > 0:03:35if you took a Viagra and went to the toilet.
0:03:35 > 0:03:37LAUGHTER
0:03:37 > 0:03:38That's all coming up later,
0:03:38 > 0:03:40plus some of your stories in the Red Chair.
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- Let's get some guests on. - CHEERING
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Later, we'll have music from Kaiser Chiefs.
0:03:47 > 0:03:49First, he's the boy next door, it's Zac Efron!
0:03:52 > 0:03:54Hello, sir.
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Lovely to see you. Hi. - How are you?- I'm very well.
0:03:57 > 0:03:58Zac Efron, everybody.
0:04:00 > 0:04:02There goes the neighbourhood, it's Seth Rogen!
0:04:03 > 0:04:07It really is. Hello. Hi. Welcome. Come in.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12He is my favourite Friend, Matt LeBlanc, everybody.
0:04:16 > 0:04:20- Hello, sir.- How are you?- I'm very well. Come in. Sit, everybody, sit.
0:04:22 > 0:04:24Sit, sit, sit.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:30 > 0:04:31You're just like objects.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35Finally...
0:04:35 > 0:04:38It's three leading men on a couch. Are you all getting on OK?
0:04:39 > 0:04:42You are hanging out, you are good?
0:04:42 > 0:04:44- Who's hanging out?- Exactly.
0:04:44 > 0:04:45Great.
0:04:45 > 0:04:47Like an ugly sandwich with me...
0:04:48 > 0:04:50AUDIENCE: Aw!
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Stop that. - Aw. I wanted sympathy early on.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55Sympathy lust, lovely.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59Zac, the reaction of people to you,
0:04:59 > 0:05:01they don't try to be cool when they see you,
0:05:01 > 0:05:02they just see you and scream.
0:05:03 > 0:05:05They sort of, yeah.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07It's weird.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Women make a noise I never heard in my life when they see Zac.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Give me three hours with a woman
0:05:13 > 0:05:16and I couldn't get her to make the noise that...
0:05:16 > 0:05:20they make after just seeing Zac for two seconds.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- SQUEALING - See? That's... Yeah.
0:05:22 > 0:05:23There's that noise.
0:05:23 > 0:05:24I love you, guys.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28This grandmother just made that noise.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I saw it pop out of her mouth.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34There is no demographic that is not seduced by that.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39You have talked about France was very bad for you, Matt.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41- Was it France where you had...? - Yeah, back in the day.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43This is going back 100 years or so.
0:05:45 > 0:05:46Napoleon was there.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50Got off the plane and went to go outside to the car.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53There was this little French guy there.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55He was, "Matt LeBlanc, I love you."
0:05:55 > 0:05:58He had this... He had this picture, a Polaroid.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01Does anyone remember what those are?
0:06:01 > 0:06:03It's a Polaroid of him and Courtney Cox.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05It had been like...
0:06:05 > 0:06:08It looked like it had been handled a little too much.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Don't put a black light over it.
0:06:12 > 0:06:14He was like, "I need a photo of you."
0:06:14 > 0:06:17I said, "OK." I got in the car.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19We went straight to the hotel.
0:06:19 > 0:06:21When I got out of the car, there he was.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23Waiting.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26Evil twin with the same photo.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28Then he, like...
0:06:28 > 0:06:31He grabs me as I'm getting out of the car, in the weirdest way.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- I will show you. - Do it!
0:06:34 > 0:06:35He goes like this.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38- He puts his arms around me like this. And his leg.- Whoa!
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I could feel his hug. I could feel his heart.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48The leg hug is weird. You don't see that.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51It's a French thing.
0:06:51 > 0:06:52I peeled him off me.
0:06:55 > 0:06:57That was uncomfortable all the way from over here.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04Zac, your co-star, Miles Teller from That Awkward Moment.
0:07:04 > 0:07:06He tells a story about how...
0:07:06 > 0:07:07SQUEALING
0:07:07 > 0:07:08There is the noise again.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10You're not supposed to pee like that?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13Cos I've been peeing like that.
0:07:13 > 0:07:15Your cleaner would urge you to pee like that.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17You don't have to wash your hands.
0:07:19 > 0:07:21That was one of the most awkward filming experiences of my life.
0:07:21 > 0:07:23In fairness, I believe you.
0:07:25 > 0:07:26It was very...
0:07:26 > 0:07:28My mum was on the phone.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32Miles was saying that literally
0:07:32 > 0:07:35women try to break into your house, quite regularly.
0:07:37 > 0:07:38That has happened, yeah.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40Yeah. That has happened.
0:07:40 > 0:07:41Do you go out?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43Do you go, "Excuse me, what are you trying to do?"
0:07:43 > 0:07:47- Or do you have people? - I lived in a case study house.
0:07:47 > 0:07:52It was designed with all windows, like sliding door windows,
0:07:52 > 0:07:54literally all the way round the house.
0:07:54 > 0:07:58In the middle of the night, there would be taps on the glass.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Like two or three in the morning. I would wake up.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03This is kind of weird. After it happened a few times,
0:08:03 > 0:08:07I started keeping a samurai sword by my bed.
0:08:07 > 0:08:09Cos I did...
0:08:09 > 0:08:11In case a ninja came and knocked...
0:08:11 > 0:08:13In case somebody dangerous...
0:08:13 > 0:08:15Not that I know how to use a samurai sword at all.
0:08:15 > 0:08:16- Totally rational. - Very rational, yeah.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18Fan sliced in half by Zac Efron.
0:08:18 > 0:08:20That's a lot better than getting curtains!
0:08:20 > 0:08:22LAUGHTER
0:08:30 > 0:08:33- I did have curtains installed.- OK.
0:08:33 > 0:08:38It didn't work. They would still come up.
0:08:38 > 0:08:40Talking of people being fans.
0:08:40 > 0:08:41I was talking in the monologue...
0:08:41 > 0:08:45Seth, are you a fan of Kim and Kanye or do you hate them?
0:08:45 > 0:08:46No, I love...
0:08:46 > 0:08:51Kim Kardashian has...you know...her...she is a nice person.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55LAUGHTER
0:08:55 > 0:08:59There is not a canon of work I can refer to, necessarily.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04Kanye - I'm a huge fan of his music.
0:09:04 > 0:09:08Yeah, I used... We used to have the same personal trainer.
0:09:08 > 0:09:11We would work out next to each other, actually.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Which was bizarre.
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Yeah, he is a big fan of comedy. He likes our stuff.
0:09:19 > 0:09:22I tried to return the favour by liking his stuff.
0:09:23 > 0:09:27This is the original Bound 2. This is the two of them.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30# Close your eyes and let the world paint 1,000 pictures
0:09:30 > 0:09:33# One good girl is worth 1,000 bitches
0:09:33 > 0:09:34# Bam
0:09:34 > 0:09:37# I'm falling in love
0:09:39 > 0:09:41# Bam
0:09:41 > 0:09:43# I'm falling in love
0:09:43 > 0:09:45# Ah, ha, honey... #
0:09:47 > 0:09:48I feel nauseous.
0:09:48 > 0:09:51Wait until you see my version!
0:09:51 > 0:09:53LAUGHTER
0:09:53 > 0:09:55We're about to!
0:09:55 > 0:09:58This is you James Franco recreating that shot for shot.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00- Shot for shot.- It's really good.
0:10:00 > 0:10:04# Close your eyes and let the world paint a pictures
0:10:04 > 0:10:07# One good girl is worth 1,000 bitches
0:10:07 > 0:10:08# Bam
0:10:08 > 0:10:10# I'm falling in love
0:10:14 > 0:10:15# Bam
0:10:15 > 0:10:16# I'm falling in love
0:10:18 > 0:10:20# Ah, ha, honey... #
0:10:20 > 0:10:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:28 > 0:10:29Someone had to.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33Have they been in touch since?
0:10:33 > 0:10:34I ran into him.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35One of the things that disturbed me
0:10:35 > 0:10:37is that we spent more time making our video
0:10:37 > 0:10:39than he spent making his video.
0:10:40 > 0:10:41It took us three days to get it right.
0:10:41 > 0:10:45He was like, "Man, we did it in four hours."
0:10:45 > 0:10:47That makes sense.
0:10:47 > 0:10:49He is a fan of it. He thinks it's funny.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I have run into him a couple times, actually,
0:10:51 > 0:10:53since we rereleased it.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56It's weird he couldn't figure out that his version of it
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- was quite funny. - He thinks it is funny.
0:10:58 > 0:11:01He acknowledges it's a weird video, stylistically.
0:11:03 > 0:11:06I don't think he thinks it's like Thriller, or anything like that.
0:11:07 > 0:11:08I think he gets it.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10- After the four hours.- Exactly.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15Listen, Matt LeBlanc, Episodes is back for a third series.
0:11:15 > 0:11:17There is a fourth in the pipeline already?
0:11:17 > 0:11:20We start the production in August back here in the UK.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23What a nice place to be in - to know it's coming back already.
0:11:23 > 0:11:24Yeah, not bad.
0:11:24 > 0:11:28This series starts on BBC Two in May.
0:11:28 > 0:11:30If anyone who hasn't seen it...
0:11:30 > 0:11:34It's a fictional version of you starring in a fictional sitcom.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36Right. It's a show about making a show.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- It's based on a...- Show.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44On a fictitious hit show in the UK that gets moved to America.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46The writers are husband and wife, English couple,
0:11:46 > 0:11:49get promised the world and when they get to LA,
0:11:49 > 0:11:52all the promises are broken, including the one
0:11:52 > 0:11:54where they can keep their lead actor.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57They have to hire... They're forced to hire me.
0:11:57 > 0:11:59I'm this monster to deal with.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03Initially, because you knew the writers,
0:12:03 > 0:12:04David Crane and people.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07Were you nervous of the version of Matt LeBlanc
0:12:07 > 0:12:08they were going to portray?
0:12:08 > 0:12:10In the beginning I was kind of like,
0:12:10 > 0:12:12"What do you mean I'm playing myself?"
0:12:13 > 0:12:16I guess that is better than playing with myself.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18It's not!
0:12:18 > 0:12:20- It's not, you're right. - Nothing is better.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26We are not making a documentary, it's a scripted character.
0:12:26 > 0:12:29If you are uncomfortable with anything, we won't use it.
0:12:29 > 0:12:33That was fine. It's been really, really good.
0:12:33 > 0:12:36Now, it's kind of come full circle. I'm pitching ideas to them
0:12:36 > 0:12:38and they are going, "Oh, that's gross.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41"We don't want you to do that."
0:12:41 > 0:12:43"But I did do that." "No, you didn't. Don't tell anyone."
0:12:45 > 0:12:47"Keep that to yourself. Go to church."
0:12:50 > 0:12:53This is from later on in the series.
0:12:54 > 0:12:59- It's you, basically, you having a rant at the two writers.- OK.
0:12:59 > 0:13:02I'm so sick of these British coming over here
0:13:02 > 0:13:03and stealing our parts.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05How is that even legal?!
0:13:05 > 0:13:08It should be like, "OK, you act in your country,
0:13:08 > 0:13:09"we'll act in ours."
0:13:09 > 0:13:14But no, they sneak in here with their perfect American accents,
0:13:14 > 0:13:16like some...magic trick.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19You know, no-one even knows till it's too late.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20Suddenly, you see them on a talk show
0:13:20 > 0:13:22and it's like, "Holy shit, that guy is English?!"
0:13:22 > 0:13:25They're on our TV shows, they're in our movies.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27There should be congressional hearings or something.
0:13:27 > 0:13:30Fucking British people! Stay the fuck home, no offence!
0:13:38 > 0:13:39We don't understand it.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42Like British people don't get it either.
0:13:42 > 0:13:45- It's true, though. - Are we cheaper?
0:13:45 > 0:13:47No!
0:13:47 > 0:13:49We have to fly you to America.
0:13:49 > 0:13:50What is it?
0:13:50 > 0:13:52It would be great if it worked both ways,
0:13:52 > 0:13:54but Americans can't get parts over here.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56The English people come over there and get parts left and right.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58- It's great.- It's wrong. - It's wrong.- Yeah.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- They've been acting longer over here.- It's true.
0:14:00 > 0:14:04Downton Abbey has a few Americans. That's as close as we have gotten.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- Shirley MacLaine.- Yeah, exactly.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09We will get you guys.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I'm the new James Bond, in case people don't know.
0:14:13 > 0:14:14In reality you quite like it here.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16You spend a lot of time here filming Episodes.
0:14:16 > 0:14:19Yeah, I do, I love it here. It's a lot of fun.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21But I've heard you in American interviews
0:14:21 > 0:14:25- talking about life here... - It's different.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Like you think we are quite drinky.
0:14:33 > 0:14:35I meant Seth is quite drinky.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Yeah, it's funny. You go to...
0:14:38 > 0:14:41In America, if you go to a bar at lunchtime, it's empty.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45- LAUGHTER - Not here.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47People are like drinking at lunch,
0:14:47 > 0:14:49and then go back, running the crane.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Careful!
0:14:55 > 0:14:58- It's fine, I guess. - You make it sound like a bad thing.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03You find us quite sweary as well.
0:15:03 > 0:15:04Yeah.
0:15:04 > 0:15:07Everybody reacted to that. Everyone was like, "Yes."
0:15:07 > 0:15:10- It sounds better.- Yeah, yeah.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14It's worth two swears of ours.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- It doesn't seem as offensive... - It doesn't.- ..with your accent.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19It's pronounced and really accurate.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24It takes on a whole different meaning.
0:15:24 > 0:15:26It could mean several different things.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28- The Queen swearing.- It's beautiful.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30You get away with it.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32You're like, "Oh, that's cool"
0:15:32 > 0:15:34It actually made the sentence better.
0:15:35 > 0:15:39But here's the weird thing, cos Matt LeBlanc in the show,
0:15:39 > 0:15:40in Episodes, a bit of a dick.
0:15:40 > 0:15:42Thank you.
0:15:42 > 0:15:44But in life, lovely man.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46Oh, OK.
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Except, I was googling one of my favourite sitcoms,
0:15:49 > 0:15:50Will and Grace,
0:15:50 > 0:15:53and I did see a familiar face in the back of the photograph.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56LAUGHTER
0:15:58 > 0:16:00Celebrity photobombing.
0:16:00 > 0:16:02On the red carpet. That was a good one.
0:16:02 > 0:16:04I don't know if you've seen...
0:16:04 > 0:16:06Photobombing has been around for a long time,
0:16:06 > 0:16:08but now the big thing is animal photobombing.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11So here is somebody taking a picture of a nice black dog,
0:16:11 > 0:16:13and somebody photo bombs it.
0:16:13 > 0:16:14LAUGHTER
0:16:21 > 0:16:23That is dope. That is pretty dope.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25Now, this cow is laughing.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28See if you can see why the cow is laughing.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30There's the cow photo-bombing.
0:16:30 > 0:16:31LAUGHTER
0:16:34 > 0:16:37- What was the horse thinking? - How did it happen?
0:16:37 > 0:16:38How did that happen?
0:16:38 > 0:16:41Did they build the fence around the horse?
0:16:41 > 0:16:45Is the horse thinking, "I used to be able to get through this."
0:16:45 > 0:16:46"I should lay off the oats."
0:16:49 > 0:16:53And finally, this is some ladies on safari
0:16:53 > 0:16:54trying to find an animal.
0:16:55 > 0:16:57LAUGHTER
0:17:01 > 0:17:02Yoo-hoo!
0:17:05 > 0:17:07Bad Neighbours, Zac and Seth's new movie,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10it opens next Saturday, 3rd May.
0:17:12 > 0:17:16Seth, you play a new dad. All happy, loved up, new house.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19New house, struggling with the fact
0:17:19 > 0:17:22that we can't drink and party all the time
0:17:22 > 0:17:23like we did before we had kids.
0:17:25 > 0:17:28As I think many people do.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30And then a bunch of college kids move in next door,
0:17:30 > 0:17:32and all they do is party.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35At first we think it will be fun and we can hang out with them,
0:17:35 > 0:17:38and then it slowly becomes clear that it's not going to work,
0:17:38 > 0:17:42and we go to full-on war with each other, basically.
0:17:42 > 0:17:45Zac, you play the president of the fraternity.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Now, it's weird. Everything else...
0:17:47 > 0:17:50We have proms now, all these other American things have come over.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52We don't have fraternities.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54So what is that?
0:17:54 > 0:17:58It is a tradition that goes back years and years and years.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00During college, there's these groups of guys
0:18:00 > 0:18:02that get together and make fraternities.
0:18:02 > 0:18:03And they get drunk all day.
0:18:04 > 0:18:05Yes, they do.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07That's pretty much it. No, they do more.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- They do more. - It's about brotherhood.
0:18:09 > 0:18:13- It's about brotherhood and bonding. - It is a fraternal environment.- Yes.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18They do have this system where they take the younger guys
0:18:18 > 0:18:21and break them down to build them back up.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23I've seen the videos.
0:18:23 > 0:18:24It can be rough.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28I was never in a fraternity but a lot of my good friends were.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31So I kind of knew what this guy was like.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33It's not that different from... Like, where I'm from...
0:18:33 > 0:18:35I am from Canada, we don't have fraternities there,
0:18:35 > 0:18:38but we have rugby teams, which is essentially the same thing.
0:18:40 > 0:18:44You just get drunk all the time and beat up the smallest guy.
0:18:44 > 0:18:46It is relatable in every country, I guess.
0:18:48 > 0:18:51You weren't in a fraternity, but in high school,
0:18:51 > 0:18:55it sounds like you played fraternity-esque sort of games.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Sort of, and after high school.
0:18:59 > 0:19:03I made sure everything was legit on set.
0:19:05 > 0:19:07You were very good at Sack Tap.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11How did you know this?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14You do your homework on this guy. That's weird.
0:19:14 > 0:19:16Do you want to know what the game is?
0:19:16 > 0:19:17What is Sack Tap, Zac?
0:19:17 > 0:19:18See, Seth wants to know.
0:19:20 > 0:19:22I'm not sure it's right... Did you see this?
0:19:22 > 0:19:23Oh, yeah.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26Yes, you get the person to look below the waist.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30- And then you can smack their... - Oh, that's what it is. - You smack their sack.- That's it.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I wasn't good at it. I don't know what you mean by that.
0:19:33 > 0:19:35I avoided it at all costs.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37You were all-state champ at Sack Tap.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Yeah, that's what I hear. That's what the forums tell me.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44The trick was to play it off like it didn't hurt.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46Then eventually people would stop doing it.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49If you went and complained, people would just do it more to you.
0:19:49 > 0:19:53But they don't do that in college any more. God, I hope not.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56- You don't care. - I really don't.
0:19:57 > 0:20:00I'm just remembering how much it hurt.
0:20:00 > 0:20:03Did you play...what's it called? A Sack Tap?
0:20:03 > 0:20:04Just back there we were playing.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09- LAUGHTER - You got me good. - I got you pretty good.
0:20:09 > 0:20:14APPLAUSE
0:20:16 > 0:20:19I call it Crotch Rub. I'm doing it wrong, I think.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I'm too gentle, it makes it weird.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- It's a different game. - It's a different game.
0:20:29 > 0:20:31- Is that right? - Oh, you got me!
0:20:31 > 0:20:34Get me again! Get me again!
0:20:36 > 0:20:41- You suck at this game. - You're winning again!
0:20:43 > 0:20:46- There's good qualities in fraternities too.- Yes.
0:20:46 > 0:20:47Let's leave it at that.
0:20:49 > 0:20:50Actually, there are some sweet moments
0:20:50 > 0:20:52between the guys in the film.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54But this is a clip of Seth's character,
0:20:54 > 0:20:56and your wife, played by Rose Byrne.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59This is you going to meet the fraternity on the first day.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01Exactly. Yeah, we are trying to say hi to them.
0:21:02 > 0:21:04I'm Teddy. This is Pete.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08- Who is this little lady?- Stella.
0:21:08 > 0:21:13- Stella.- Best name ever. - She is a little flirt.
0:21:13 > 0:21:14Like her mom, I bet.
0:21:16 > 0:21:18If you could maybe sometimes...
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Keep it down!
0:21:21 > 0:21:24- All right. - If you guys ever need anything
0:21:24 > 0:21:26or we get too noisy, just talk to me or talk to Pete,
0:21:26 > 0:21:27we'll take care of it.
0:21:27 > 0:21:29Same with us. We get pretty loud over there.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Game of Thrones, we get loud.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33- When Khaleesi comes on... - THEY SCREAM
0:21:34 > 0:21:35It's crazy.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39- All right-y.- Well...- Dope.
0:21:47 > 0:21:50- That baby...- Cute baby.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53- Twins, right?- Twins. Two babies. - So cute.
0:21:53 > 0:21:56Very cute. Stars of the movie, steal the whole movie.
0:21:56 > 0:21:58Every time the baby was happy, we were like,
0:21:58 > 0:22:00"Oh, man, this makes us look like such better parents
0:22:00 > 0:22:03"than we would have, otherwise."
0:22:03 > 0:22:07Meanwhile, we're next door, feet away, doing horrible things.
0:22:07 > 0:22:10But did you have to be careful? Were the parents miles away?
0:22:10 > 0:22:12The dad was on set, and he was cool.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15Only a few times we did stuff where the dad was like,
0:22:15 > 0:22:18"I don't know. She is going to see this one day.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21"And I will have to answer for what happens in it."
0:22:23 > 0:22:25There is a scene where the baby finds a condom on the ground
0:22:25 > 0:22:26and puts it in her mouth.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28AUDIENCE GROANS
0:22:28 > 0:22:30It is not used, ultimately,
0:22:30 > 0:22:32is what we learn.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36But in filming it, we had to make a condom out of sugar paper,
0:22:36 > 0:22:39because you cannot give a real baby a condom to shove in her mouth.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- No, you can't. That's what we learned.- Now we know.
0:22:45 > 0:22:47You can, once.
0:22:47 > 0:22:50But we didn't know if the baby would do it.
0:22:52 > 0:22:55The baby was so good. It was like the Daniel Day Lewis of babies,
0:22:55 > 0:22:57when it comes to shoving condoms in their mouth.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01Literally the second we put the condom in front of the baby,
0:23:01 > 0:23:04she picked it up, looked at it, and shoved it in her mouth.
0:23:04 > 0:23:06We were like, "Great, good baby."
0:23:07 > 0:23:10And the dad was a little horrified.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- Not a good instinct for a girl to have.- No.
0:23:16 > 0:23:19She just shoves condoms in her mouth, it's crazy.
0:23:19 > 0:23:22- At least she has them. - Yeah, better than the alternative.
0:23:27 > 0:23:28I just kept thinking, at her wedding,
0:23:28 > 0:23:30they will be showing clips of this movie.
0:23:30 > 0:23:32They will show that clip, probably.
0:23:32 > 0:23:34Remember this?
0:23:34 > 0:23:38Yes, they were kind of oblivious as to what was going on. I hope.
0:23:38 > 0:23:40Every once in a while we thought,
0:23:40 > 0:23:42"At least she can take the money she's earning on this
0:23:42 > 0:23:44"and, if they invest it well, can pay for the therapy
0:23:44 > 0:23:46"she will need one day."
0:23:46 > 0:23:49It will be a self-healing problem, ultimately.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54I don't want to turn the audience against Seth,
0:23:54 > 0:23:57but you, in the past, have been a bad neighbour.
0:23:57 > 0:23:59- Me?- Yeah.- Oh, yeah, a really bad neighbour.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01You do sound terrible.
0:24:01 > 0:24:04Yeah, I used to live with this guy Martin,
0:24:04 > 0:24:09who was an actor as well, and we had an apartment.
0:24:09 > 0:24:13Our neighbour hated us, and we hated him a lot.
0:24:13 > 0:24:15He would call security on us all the time.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20He had one of those mail slots that goes right in your house,
0:24:20 > 0:24:21like it's in the door.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23A letter box?
0:24:23 > 0:24:25LAUGHTER
0:24:25 > 0:24:27Sometimes it's separate, but his went right in.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31We would go to McDonald's and buy 20 cheeseburgers,
0:24:31 > 0:24:33and we would put them in his mail slot
0:24:33 > 0:24:37in the middle of the night, just for no good reason.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40Just knowing that he would come downstairs the next day
0:24:40 > 0:24:45and find a pile of cheeseburgers on his...inside his house.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47That's very kind of you.
0:24:47 > 0:24:48For me, I would be psyched.
0:24:48 > 0:24:53I'm thinking, I would come downstairs and go, "Oh, my God!"
0:24:53 > 0:24:55- It's Christmas.- It's McChristmas.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Yeah, it's McChristmas.
0:24:56 > 0:25:00He didn't feel the same way, unfortunately.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03We ended on bad terms, unfortunately.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07I apologise, Futterman, if you're watching this. That was his name.
0:25:13 > 0:25:14The thing about Seth Rogen is,
0:25:14 > 0:25:19because you seem such a relaxed, kind of cool guy, very relaxed.
0:25:19 > 0:25:22- I am pretty relaxed. - Yeah, very relaxed.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24And yet, you have this work ethic.
0:25:24 > 0:25:26If anyone young is watching,
0:25:26 > 0:25:28this will make you feel like an underachiever.
0:25:28 > 0:25:32How old were you when you wrote the first draft of Super Bad?
0:25:32 > 0:25:36We were 14 when we finished the first draft, I think. 14 or 15.
0:25:36 > 0:25:37Losers!
0:25:39 > 0:25:42It didn't get made until ten years after,
0:25:42 > 0:25:44but we wrote it in high school.
0:25:44 > 0:25:45That's incredible.
0:25:45 > 0:25:47I'm sure everyone who didn't write a script
0:25:47 > 0:25:49probably hooked up with more girls than I did.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52- It all equals out in the end. - You were doing stand-up at that age.
0:25:52 > 0:25:55Yes, I started stand-up when I was 13.
0:25:55 > 0:25:58- What did you talk about? - I talked about 13-year-old stuff.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02I talked about trying to touch boobs and stuff like that.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05When I first started doing it, I told normal jokes,
0:26:05 > 0:26:08then another comedian came up to me and was like,
0:26:08 > 0:26:10"You are the only 13-year-old doing stand-up.
0:26:10 > 0:26:12"You can talk about stuff that no-one else can talk about."
0:26:14 > 0:26:15That was the first moment
0:26:15 > 0:26:18when I thought we should write about what we were going through.
0:26:18 > 0:26:21So all of my friends were having kids and not being able to party,
0:26:21 > 0:26:23so that is what Neighbours is about.
0:26:23 > 0:26:25We really look for what we are experiencing.
0:26:27 > 0:26:28Yes.
0:26:30 > 0:26:31Mr Efron.
0:26:31 > 0:26:35I think what I've always appreciated about his sensibility in his comedy
0:26:35 > 0:26:38is that it all comes from such an honest place.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43I have related to every single character that you have played.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- Me too.- I get it.
0:26:46 > 0:26:51And it was really fun, it was really fun to... I don't know, to sort of...
0:26:52 > 0:26:56I became my character. I went a little method.
0:26:56 > 0:26:57- Really? You went crazy during? - I did, yeah.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00Cos you do, in the movie it is very intense, what goes on.
0:27:00 > 0:27:03It's an intense performance. It's good.
0:27:03 > 0:27:06In terms of acting techniques...
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Matt, you must remember those famous episodes of Friends,
0:27:09 > 0:27:13where Joey would explain his acting techniques.
0:27:14 > 0:27:17- The Joey acting classes. - The smell-the-fart acting.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Was that Joey or was that you?
0:27:22 > 0:27:24No, that was all... That was the writing staff.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28We had some great writers, but that was really funny.
0:27:28 > 0:27:30Talk us through smell the fart.
0:27:30 > 0:27:34The smell-the-fart acting was when he was on Days Of Our Lives.
0:27:34 > 0:27:35I can help you out with this.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40When you forget your line, you kind of go...
0:27:42 > 0:27:44LAUGHTER
0:27:46 > 0:27:49- And then you continue. - I was captivated just now.
0:27:50 > 0:27:51It's very similar to...
0:27:56 > 0:27:58You can do it more subtle too.
0:28:00 > 0:28:05We did another one where Joey was teaching
0:28:05 > 0:28:06an acting class for soap operas.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Like, if you have to cry, you cut a hole in your pocket
0:28:11 > 0:28:14and you take tweezers and you start pulling.
0:28:16 > 0:28:20I pinch myself a few times, the problem is I like it.
0:28:22 > 0:28:26If you have to be perplexed, you think of some long division.
0:28:33 > 0:28:35APPLAUSE
0:28:37 > 0:28:38It was a lot of fun.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43That wasn't like improv, like these guys,
0:28:43 > 0:28:45I can't take any credit for that.
0:28:45 > 0:28:47It was all the writers.
0:28:47 > 0:28:51- You've still got it. - I had to sell it, but...
0:28:51 > 0:28:54Now you know those things, do you find yourselves ever,
0:28:54 > 0:28:56when you're actually properly acting thinking,
0:28:56 > 0:28:58"Shit, I just did smell-the-fart"?
0:29:00 > 0:29:01No.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03LAUGHTER
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Do you have tricks, Zac, when you're acting?
0:29:12 > 0:29:14No, I'm just good.
0:29:14 > 0:29:15LAUGHTER
0:29:15 > 0:29:17I thought as much. I thought as much.
0:29:20 > 0:29:21In interviews it's talked about
0:29:21 > 0:29:24how you are very comfortable with your body.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27- What?!- I'm not going to ask you to strip or anything, but you said...
0:29:27 > 0:29:29CHEERING
0:29:29 > 0:29:31AUDIENCE MEMBER: Take your top off.
0:29:32 > 0:29:36I'm not... This is coming from them screaming.
0:29:36 > 0:29:39- If it's artistically merited.- Yes.
0:29:39 > 0:29:42- Talking of... You see I'm moving on. - Thank you.
0:29:42 > 0:29:46Talking of artistic nudity, Seth, you must be aware
0:29:46 > 0:29:49- of this beautiful art book. - Oh, no. Yeah.
0:29:49 > 0:29:52- This is gorgeous.- You have the actual book. Oh, my God!
0:29:55 > 0:29:59- Did you have to give permission for this?- No, I wish I had been asked.
0:30:01 > 0:30:02No, I never gave permission.
0:30:02 > 0:30:06It's an artist called Christopher Schulz, is his name.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09He is actually like a legitimate artist.
0:30:09 > 0:30:11He's... I can't show that.
0:30:11 > 0:30:13There aren't many... Oh, I can't show that.
0:30:13 > 0:30:14We can see this...
0:30:14 > 0:30:16- You can't show many of them. - No, we really can't.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Christopher Schulz. He is an actual artist.
0:30:19 > 0:30:22I have never met him in my life. So you know.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24I'm guessing you are planning not to.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27He draws me quite beautifully, so I kind of am curious.
0:30:27 > 0:30:30So, Christopher Schulz shuts his eyes and thinks,
0:30:30 > 0:30:32"How will I see Seth Rogen?"
0:30:32 > 0:30:33Like that.
0:30:33 > 0:30:35AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS
0:30:41 > 0:30:43It's a good mattress. You can see how deep I am in it.
0:30:47 > 0:30:48Five inches of sinking.
0:30:49 > 0:30:53Men of a certain age. "Is that memory foam?"
0:30:53 > 0:30:56It's deep, that mattress. How do you do that?
0:30:56 > 0:30:58I think we can show this. This is just like following
0:30:58 > 0:31:01- a big dog down the street. - Oh, no.- There's...
0:31:05 > 0:31:08- Wow!- It's nuts! - Literally.
0:31:09 > 0:31:11LAUGHTER
0:31:18 > 0:31:21This may not make it to telly. If it does, it will be blurred.
0:31:21 > 0:31:25I want to show the audience. Because of all the things...
0:31:25 > 0:31:28- We get it. It's drawings... - Of me naked.- ..with no clothes on.
0:31:28 > 0:31:32- That's so far, so bonkers. - You get what you are getting.
0:31:32 > 0:31:34- What was he thinking? - With that one!
0:31:36 > 0:31:37AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS
0:31:39 > 0:31:42APPLAUSE
0:31:42 > 0:31:43It's weird.
0:31:45 > 0:31:49How my own nuts can be over my head like that. It creates...
0:31:49 > 0:31:51- It does make you smile, though. - Yeah.
0:31:53 > 0:31:55- You look so cute. - I call that one the peek-a-boo.
0:31:58 > 0:31:59That is beautiful.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02- Do you want that to keep? - I have several copies!
0:32:06 > 0:32:07I will sign that for you.
0:32:11 > 0:32:12It's music time now.
0:32:12 > 0:32:16They were away, but now they are back with a number-one album.
0:32:16 > 0:32:19Singing their current single, Coming Home. It is Kaiser Chiefs.
0:32:33 > 0:32:36# Do you wish you hadn't stayed all night?
0:32:36 > 0:32:39# Do you wish you hadn't got so high?
0:32:39 > 0:32:44# Do you wish you hadn't come? Oh, no, gotta go
0:32:44 > 0:32:46# Do you wish it wasn't half past gone?
0:32:46 > 0:32:49# Do you wish it didn't last that long?
0:32:49 > 0:32:51# Do you wish you hadn't come?
0:32:51 > 0:32:55# Oh, no, gotta go, gotta run
0:32:55 > 0:32:56# May I remind you?
0:32:58 > 0:33:01# May I remind you that you've got nowhere to go?
0:33:05 > 0:33:08# So I'm staying beside you
0:33:08 > 0:33:09# I'm staying beside you
0:33:09 > 0:33:11# Till we find our way back home
0:33:17 > 0:33:19# We're coming home
0:33:19 > 0:33:21# We're coming home
0:33:22 > 0:33:24# Light a fire
0:33:24 > 0:33:26# We're coming home
0:33:27 > 0:33:29# We'll write it down
0:33:29 > 0:33:36# We'll write it all down
0:33:47 > 0:33:50# And we dance along the finest line
0:33:50 > 0:33:52# Between the chance of the time of our lives
0:33:52 > 0:33:54# And wishing you we're done
0:33:54 > 0:33:57# Oh, no, gotta run
0:33:58 > 0:34:00# May I remind you?
0:34:01 > 0:34:04# May I remind you that you've got nowhere to go?
0:34:09 > 0:34:10# So I'm staying beside you
0:34:11 > 0:34:18# I'm staying beside you till we find our way back home
0:34:20 > 0:34:22# We're coming home
0:34:22 > 0:34:25# We're coming home
0:34:25 > 0:34:28# Light a fire
0:34:28 > 0:34:30# We're coming home
0:34:30 > 0:34:33# We'll write it down
0:34:33 > 0:34:39# We'll write it all down
0:34:41 > 0:34:44# Then it all comes flooding back to me
0:34:44 > 0:34:50# Like a forgotten melody
0:35:12 > 0:35:15# We're coming home
0:35:15 > 0:35:17# We're coming home
0:35:17 > 0:35:19# Light a fire
0:35:19 > 0:35:22# We're coming home
0:35:22 > 0:35:25# We'll write it down
0:35:25 > 0:35:31# We'll write it all down
0:35:33 > 0:35:35# We're coming home
0:35:35 > 0:35:38# We're coming home
0:35:38 > 0:35:41# Light a fire
0:35:41 > 0:35:43# We're coming home
0:35:43 > 0:35:46# We'll write it down
0:35:46 > 0:35:52# We'll write it all down. #
0:35:57 > 0:36:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:03 > 0:36:05Kaiser Chiefs, everybody!
0:36:05 > 0:36:08Come and join me, do. Come and join me, do.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Lovely to see you again. Hello.
0:36:10 > 0:36:13- It's been so long. - It has been so long.
0:36:13 > 0:36:17Come in, sit down. Zac Efron, Seth Rogen, Matt LeBlanc.
0:36:20 > 0:36:22Sit yourself down.
0:36:22 > 0:36:23Thank you for having me.
0:36:23 > 0:36:27- The Kaiser Chiefs are back!- Yeah!
0:36:27 > 0:36:28How do you not look awkward on here?
0:36:28 > 0:36:30No, you don't. You look great.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36- You smell amazing. - Thank you, you look amazing.
0:36:36 > 0:36:37I'm trying.
0:36:39 > 0:36:43The album, Education, Education, Education And War. Number one.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45- I know.- Still in the top five, isn't it?- Uh-huh.
0:36:45 > 0:36:47- That's amazing. - We're doing all right.
0:36:52 > 0:36:53Here's the weird thing.
0:36:53 > 0:36:55Ricky, you've met Matt before, haven't you?
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Yeah. He won't remember this.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59It was only about a month-and-a-half ago, two months ago.
0:36:59 > 0:37:02- I thought it was years ago! - No, it was very recent.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05- You are so uncool. - I'm still on a bit of a high from it.
0:37:06 > 0:37:08- Do you remember, Matt? - No!
0:37:08 > 0:37:10LAUGHTER
0:37:12 > 0:37:13You see, you he won't remember.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18There is a photograph. There is photographic evidence.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20It's on my Twitter.
0:37:21 > 0:37:24If you look at the photograph, you can see someone is more excited.
0:37:24 > 0:37:27- Do I have pants on in the photo? - Yeah, it wasn't that night.
0:37:27 > 0:37:28Just checking.
0:37:28 > 0:37:31Someone is a lot happier to be in the photograph
0:37:31 > 0:37:33than someone else in the photograph.
0:37:33 > 0:37:34I hear you!
0:37:36 > 0:37:38I was giddy for weeks.
0:37:40 > 0:37:44I am contractually obliged to ask you about The Voice.
0:37:44 > 0:37:48- Have you not got the picture of me meeting Matt?- Do we have the picture?
0:37:48 > 0:37:50- I'd love it if you did.- No. - Oh, no.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52LAUGHTER
0:37:52 > 0:37:55Apparently it never happened.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Someone is now scrolling through Twitter.
0:37:57 > 0:38:00We will keep talking until we find it.
0:38:00 > 0:38:02We will try and find the picture.
0:38:02 > 0:38:06The Voice, will you come back for The Voice?
0:38:06 > 0:38:09Ooh, I haven't been asked yet. I'm not sure who has been asked.
0:38:09 > 0:38:12It probably depends on the other people on the...
0:38:12 > 0:38:14Ms Minogue has said she no come back.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17She no come back, which I'm upset about.
0:38:17 > 0:38:22- Who else was on it here? - It was me, Sir Tom Jones...- Oh, yeah!
0:38:22 > 0:38:25- ..Kylie and will.i.am.- Weird!
0:38:25 > 0:38:27LAUGHTER
0:38:29 > 0:38:31A little bit like today,
0:38:31 > 0:38:34I was definitely the least famous person at that particular party.
0:38:34 > 0:38:37- That's the way I like it. - Stop it!
0:38:37 > 0:38:38No, it's the way...
0:38:38 > 0:38:40Never be the most famous person at a party.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42You are at the wrong party.
0:38:44 > 0:38:48- Are we finding it? - They will never get it.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50OK, I've been told to get on with it.
0:38:51 > 0:38:53It's a great photograph.
0:38:53 > 0:38:56I'm wearing a woolly hat and you're wearing a mac.
0:38:57 > 0:38:59- A mac.- A mac.- What's a mac?
0:38:59 > 0:39:01LAUGHTER
0:39:01 > 0:39:03What is a mac?
0:39:03 > 0:39:05It's like a laptop!
0:39:07 > 0:39:08A black double-breasted raincoat.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11- Hey, actually, I think we can see the picture.- Yes.
0:39:11 > 0:39:12- This is the two of you.- YES!
0:39:12 > 0:39:14APPLAUSE
0:39:20 > 0:39:21How happy am I?
0:39:23 > 0:39:26That shows the spectrum of happiness
0:39:26 > 0:39:27in that one photo.
0:39:27 > 0:39:31Matt doesn't look that pissed off.
0:39:31 > 0:39:32You look benign.
0:39:33 > 0:39:37It was an element of invasion of personal space there.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39There is a slight whiff of smell-the-fart.
0:39:44 > 0:39:45It looks like you smelt a great fart.
0:39:47 > 0:39:51You guys aren't smelling the same fart in that picture.
0:39:51 > 0:39:52Good luck with everything, sir.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54We are thrilled to have the Kaiser Chiefs back.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56Thank you very much.
0:39:56 > 0:39:58Before we go tonight, we have got time for a story or two
0:39:58 > 0:40:01in the Red Chair. Who is there?
0:40:01 > 0:40:05- Hello.- Hello.- What is your name? - Lorraine.- Lorraine.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07- What do you do?- I'm a performer.
0:40:07 > 0:40:08I perform in musicals.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10SHE SCREAMS
0:40:10 > 0:40:12LAUGHTER
0:40:15 > 0:40:18That was great!
0:40:19 > 0:40:21Sorry, Lorraine.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23I was thinking, "Oh, God." You did it.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29You saved me the effort.
0:40:29 > 0:40:30Who is up next?
0:40:30 > 0:40:33- Hello.- Hi.- What is your name? - Sheba.- Sheba?
0:40:35 > 0:40:37So far so good.
0:40:39 > 0:40:41You have higher standards than me!
0:40:43 > 0:40:45- What do you do, Sheba? - I am a caricaturist.
0:40:46 > 0:40:48- We've worked together.- Who?
0:40:48 > 0:40:52- A long time ago, Graham, at the Limelight.- The nightclub?
0:40:52 > 0:40:56- Yeah.- In London?- Yeah. - I can't remember that.- Yeah.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Before you had a private room, I should think.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01- Sorry?- Before you had your own dressing room, maybe.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03AUDIENCE OOHS
0:41:03 > 0:41:04SHE SCREAMS
0:41:05 > 0:41:07I can't risk it!
0:41:07 > 0:41:08- APPLAUSE - I can't risk it.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14I didn't like where that was going.
0:41:14 > 0:41:18I have got two dogs to feed. I can't take these sorts of risks.
0:41:20 > 0:41:23That was going in the wrong direction.
0:41:27 > 0:41:30OK. Shall we try one more?
0:41:30 > 0:41:33- Hello.- Hi.- We have high hopes. What is your name?
0:41:33 > 0:41:35Shanny.
0:41:35 > 0:41:36LAUGHTER
0:41:38 > 0:41:42- Where are you from, Shanny? - New Zealand.- She is from New Zealand.
0:41:42 > 0:41:43We always do well with New Zealanders.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46Even if the story is bad, the voice - hilarious.
0:41:49 > 0:41:50Shanny, are you living here or visiting?
0:41:50 > 0:41:52- I live here.- You live here!
0:41:52 > 0:41:54Ooh! Smell the visa.
0:41:56 > 0:42:00- What do you do?- I'm a florist. - A florist.
0:42:00 > 0:42:01Are you OK with that? Yeah.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03Off you go with your story.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06Mine is an embarrassing story about myself.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08The first time I tried home waxing,
0:42:08 > 0:42:11I bought some strips that you heat up.
0:42:11 > 0:42:12Can I stop you there?
0:42:12 > 0:42:15Already, the New Zealand pronunciation of waxing is genius.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19Her name, Shanny, rhymes with...
0:42:19 > 0:42:21LAUGHTER
0:42:27 > 0:42:29So you're doing your home we-xing.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31Yes.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34I brought some strips that you have to rub together to heat up.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38I put them both on at the same time.
0:42:39 > 0:42:41When I ripped the strips off, the wax stayed.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45So I found myself in a tricky situation.
0:42:45 > 0:42:49I hopped into the shower and tried products, shampoo,
0:42:49 > 0:42:53body lotions, soap and nothing would take it off.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55I tried a razor blade.
0:42:55 > 0:42:56AUDIENCE OOHS
0:42:56 > 0:42:58And the wax stayed.
0:42:58 > 0:43:02I had to get my mum to ring our nearest beauty salon.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04She had to take me up there.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07The most embarrassing part was that I had to walk with my legs open,
0:43:07 > 0:43:09so they didn't stick together.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13- That is quite a good story. - That's pretty good.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16Shall we let her walk, literally? You can walk, Shanny.
0:43:18 > 0:43:20- Thank you.- Very good.
0:43:20 > 0:43:21Well done, everyone.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23If you want a go in the Red Chair
0:43:23 > 0:43:27apply at our website at this very address.
0:43:27 > 0:43:30Huge thanks to my guests tonight - Kaiser Chiefs!
0:43:32 > 0:43:34Zac Efron!
0:43:35 > 0:43:37Seth Rogen!
0:43:38 > 0:43:41And Matt LeBlanc!
0:43:41 > 0:43:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:43 > 0:43:47Join me next week with our Eurovision hopeful, Molly,
0:43:47 > 0:43:49and a couch full of Hollywood heroes -
0:43:49 > 0:43:53James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender and Hugh Jackman.
0:43:53 > 0:43:56I'll see you then, good night, everybody. Bye-bye!