0:00:04 > 0:00:07# The hills are alive
0:00:07 > 0:00:11# With the sound of music... #
0:00:11 > 0:00:15She's here, ladies and gentlemen. There's nothing like this day.
0:00:15 > 0:00:18Let's start the show!
0:00:18 > 0:00:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:21 > 0:00:27This programme contains some strong language
0:00:34 > 0:00:38CHEERING
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Oh! Oh!
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Oh, they sing, they cheer. They do it all.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46They do it all!
0:00:46 > 0:00:48Hello, everybody, and welcome.
0:00:49 > 0:00:51There is only one word to describe tonight's show,
0:00:51 > 0:00:53supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57Did I say it? I think I said it. I said it. I said it!
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Yes, Mary Poppins herself, Dame Julie Andrews, is on our show.
0:01:00 > 0:01:04- CHEERING - I know!
0:01:04 > 0:01:07Oscar-nominated star of The Wolf of Wall Street
0:01:07 > 0:01:09Jonah Hill is here.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12CHEERING
0:01:12 > 0:01:16And his co-star in 22 Jump Street, Channing Tatum, is on the show!
0:01:16 > 0:01:21- CHEERING - I know! I know! I know!
0:01:21 > 0:01:24Plus we've got music and chat from the uber-cool
0:01:24 > 0:01:26producer and musician, Pharrell Williams.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29- CHEERING - Oh, you can scream!
0:01:29 > 0:01:32Oh, you can scream!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Now, that is Pharrell.
0:01:34 > 0:01:37More often he is seen with his trademark hat, of course.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40By the way, if you do want to emulate Pharrell
0:01:40 > 0:01:43and get a hat like that, be careful.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Cos apparently they come in a lot of different sizes.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48LAUGHTER
0:01:48 > 0:01:50The dangers of internet shopping!
0:01:51 > 0:01:53I'm going to be asking Channing Tatum
0:01:53 > 0:01:55about his varied film roles.
0:01:55 > 0:01:57And, you know, his willingness to appear topless
0:01:57 > 0:01:59but only if the role demands it.
0:01:59 > 0:02:02You know, for instance, like a scene on a beach, obviously.
0:02:02 > 0:02:05- CHEERING - Maybe playing the part of a boxer.
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Or just nipping down to the shops for a loaf of bread.
0:02:11 > 0:02:15- We could keep doing this all night, couldn't we?!- Please do!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18Channing and Jonah are back together as undercover cops
0:02:18 > 0:02:21for 22 Jump Street. Now, look at them there.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24You've got to be careful just firing your guns in the air like that.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26You never know what you're going to hit, do you?
0:02:26 > 0:02:29LAUGHTER
0:02:29 > 0:02:33Oh, yeah, I will be talking to Julie all about the iconic Mary Poppins.
0:02:33 > 0:02:36There she is with Dick Van Dyke.
0:02:36 > 0:02:40Actually, are we even allowed to say "Dick Van Dyke" on the BBC any more?
0:02:40 > 0:02:41Let's call him "Van", OK?!
0:02:44 > 0:02:46We're safe, we're safe!
0:02:46 > 0:02:48He played Mary's best friend Bert, the chimney sweep.
0:02:48 > 0:02:50It was a purely platonic relationship, although
0:02:50 > 0:02:54there is evidence that Bert did once try it on during a power cut.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57LAUGHTER
0:02:58 > 0:03:02Of course, I'll be talking to Julie about The Sound of Music.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04- CHEERING - I know!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07Nowadays, if she wanted to play the role
0:03:07 > 0:03:09of a female singer in Austria,
0:03:09 > 0:03:10she'd have to look like this.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:03:13 > 0:03:15That's all to come, plus some more of your stories
0:03:15 > 0:03:18in the big red chair. So let's get some guests on.
0:03:18 > 0:03:20Later, we'll be joined by Pharrell Williams.
0:03:20 > 0:03:22- CHEERING - But first,
0:03:22 > 0:03:24he's going to be one of my favourite things,
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- it's Channing Tatum. - CHEERING
0:03:31 > 0:03:34Channing Tatum, everybody.
0:03:34 > 0:03:37The Hill's alive with the sound of chat - it's Jonah Hill!
0:03:37 > 0:03:40CHEERING
0:03:40 > 0:03:43- So lovely to see you. - Nice to see you.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Have a seat.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47And I'd climb every mountain to get her on the show,
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- it's Dame Julie Andrews. - CHEERING
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- Hello, lovely lady.- Good to see you.
0:03:56 > 0:04:00- So nice to see you.- Thank you. - Come and join the boys.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Sit down!- Hello.- Lovely.
0:04:03 > 0:04:08Hello, everyone. CHEERING
0:04:08 > 0:04:11Everyone's suited and booted. It's good, I like it.
0:04:11 > 0:04:15Dame Julie and I want to announce that we're engaged, officially.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18- Was there a lot of bonding backstage?- Yes, we...
0:04:18 > 0:04:19About five seconds' worth, right?!
0:04:19 > 0:04:21Yes, I just wanted to come to England
0:04:21 > 0:04:25and on your television programme to announce our love.
0:04:25 > 0:04:28- Now obviously you're familiar with the guys.- Yeah, are you kidding?
0:04:28 > 0:04:30Of course I am.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- And we've been very familiar. Haven't we, Jonah?- Yes, yes.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38- Wow, Channing, what's... - I got nothing.- Are you losing it?
0:04:38 > 0:04:40Yeah, I'm chopped liver, here. I don't know!
0:04:40 > 0:04:42It's early in the evening.
0:04:42 > 0:04:44By the shank of the evening, we'll be...
0:04:44 > 0:04:48- There's lots of Julie to go around. - Oh, yeah.
0:04:49 > 0:04:51OK. That is my future wife, so...!
0:04:51 > 0:04:54LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:04:54 > 0:04:56A joke's a joke but, you know...
0:04:58 > 0:04:59But the thing is,
0:04:59 > 0:05:02cos I was talking about the movies you've done,
0:05:02 > 0:05:06- you kind of embody these, kind of, icons for us.- Well, yes...
0:05:06 > 0:05:07Thank you. You know...
0:05:09 > 0:05:11That's my boy! That's my boy!
0:05:11 > 0:05:13- Oh, that's great.- Sorry!
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- It's fine.- No, where were you...
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Were you in Switzerland when you bumped into the tourists?
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Yes! Oh, this is a true story.
0:05:21 > 0:05:25I was about to come to the London Palladium
0:05:25 > 0:05:28and do an act for about a week or so.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30And I needed to really get in shape.
0:05:30 > 0:05:33So I used to go around the hills and down
0:05:33 > 0:05:35and around the hills and down,
0:05:35 > 0:05:36in the mountains and so on.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39And I... Just to get the legs strong.
0:05:39 > 0:05:40And then one day, I thought,
0:05:40 > 0:05:43"Well, this is ridiculous. There's not a soul around."
0:05:43 > 0:05:46So, honest to God, this is a true story,
0:05:46 > 0:05:48I was doing # The hills are alive... #
0:05:48 > 0:05:51And a whole bunch of Japanese tourists came over the hill,
0:05:51 > 0:05:55with cameras and everything.
0:05:55 > 0:05:57Honestly, you should have seen their faces!
0:05:57 > 0:06:00And my heart went right down!
0:06:00 > 0:06:01They must have thought, "This is good."
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Well, they thought I did it every day, I'm sure.
0:06:04 > 0:06:06- And I never did, you know! - Talking of meeting the public,
0:06:06 > 0:06:09the last time you guys were together,
0:06:09 > 0:06:11doing your promotional tour for 21 Jump Street,
0:06:11 > 0:06:13is it fair to say that got a bit out of control?
0:06:15 > 0:06:17- Possibly.- Yeah.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20- Probably.- Is it out?- I would call it a legendary press tour.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22- The first one, yes.- No, no,
0:06:22 > 0:06:24- I'm talking about the one you've just...- No, not yet.
0:06:24 > 0:06:26- That's not out yet? - We're selling it now.
0:06:26 > 0:06:28But when's it coming?
0:06:28 > 0:06:31- When's it due?- June...- 6th. - ..6th.- OK.- June 6th.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- You'll be at the premiere with me. - Oh, yes, I will.
0:06:38 > 0:06:42So they put you on a plane and just let you loose, it sounds like.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45Cos was the fountain in Australia, Channing?
0:06:45 > 0:06:46Yes, that's actually... Yeah.
0:06:46 > 0:06:50- Absolutely. I ended up in a fountain.- How come?!
0:06:50 > 0:06:51I need to hear about this!
0:06:51 > 0:06:54If we're going to be getting married. I mean...
0:06:54 > 0:06:58- You need to know about my friends. - Yes, your friends and what went on.
0:06:58 > 0:07:00We were just walking home.
0:07:00 > 0:07:04The fountain seemed like a good idea at the time.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Other people ended up jumping in. So I didn't feel as awkward.- Yeah.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- You started the revolution. - And was it in Miami...?
0:07:10 > 0:07:12It was raining, so everyone was wet already.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15Was it in Miami you lost your trousers, Jonah?
0:07:15 > 0:07:17I would say I lost them by choice.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20- That was a...- You threw them away?!
0:07:20 > 0:07:22- We were in Miami and we went out... - This was way before.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25- Way before!- Yes, well...!
0:07:25 > 0:07:27You know what, I had to get it out of my system
0:07:27 > 0:07:29before I found the one!
0:07:29 > 0:07:31I was going to say, "What about the other night?"
0:07:31 > 0:07:33No, well...
0:07:33 > 0:07:35- He has a problem keeping it in his pants.- Listen,
0:07:35 > 0:07:36let's talk about it off television!
0:07:38 > 0:07:40So we were in Miami. We went out dancing
0:07:40 > 0:07:43and then we went swimming in the ocean at four in the morning.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46- Of course.- And I just stayed...
0:07:46 > 0:07:48We got back in the car and I stayed in my boxers
0:07:48 > 0:07:52and then we went to go to a diner.
0:07:52 > 0:07:54And I didn't want to put on my pants
0:07:54 > 0:07:56and Channing insisted that I put on pants.
0:07:56 > 0:07:58And I didn't feel it was necessary
0:07:58 > 0:08:01since Miami's the weirdest place on the planet.
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- Do you guys know about this place? - Nobody wears pants.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Literally, a guy will get out of a white Lamborghini
0:08:06 > 0:08:10- wearing a white thong, just to go and buy milk. - LAUGHTER
0:08:10 > 0:08:13Crazy face plastic surgery. Like, it's the weirdest place ever.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17And Chan put my pants on me by force.
0:08:18 > 0:08:21- I had shoes and socks on.- There's a lot of weird stuff going on here.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23I'm trying to get clued in, here.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26It was such a complicated evening, sweetheart, I don't want to...
0:08:26 > 0:08:29We can't live in the past. We have to just go forward.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31He was young.
0:08:31 > 0:08:35But now, I don't know if your tour will be quite the same,
0:08:35 > 0:08:39- Dame Julie. Cos you are touring. - I WILL be going on tour.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42Now, it kicks off in Birmingham tomorrow and then...
0:08:42 > 0:08:44CHEERING No, not tomorrow!
0:08:44 > 0:08:46- Oh, it is tomorrow!- It is.
0:08:46 > 0:08:48My God, sorry, jet lag.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49Friday at 10:30.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54It kicks off in Birmingham tomorrow, then Liverpool,
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- two nights in London and then ends in Bournemouth.- That's right.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- Quite short.- Very short, yeah.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02But long enough, you know!
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- You'll have enjoyed it enough. - A lot of zipping up and down.- Yes.
0:09:05 > 0:09:08It's really just chatting about everything I've done.
0:09:08 > 0:09:12Lots of film clips, lots of outtakes. Silly stuff.
0:09:12 > 0:09:14Some of it's very funny.
0:09:14 > 0:09:15And it's a good night.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17And the second half is all questions and answers.
0:09:17 > 0:09:19And it's a great year for you to be doing this
0:09:19 > 0:09:22cos it is 50 years this year since the Oscar for Mary Poppins.
0:09:22 > 0:09:27That's right. And next year, 50 for Sound Of Music, too.
0:09:27 > 0:09:29I mean, there's a lot of 50s in my life all of a sudden,
0:09:29 > 0:09:31which I could do without!
0:09:32 > 0:09:34The weird thing is that Mary Poppins
0:09:34 > 0:09:36is such an important film for everyone...
0:09:36 > 0:09:38I shouldn't be saying that in front of you
0:09:38 > 0:09:41cos you're such a young boy and you don't know that, do you?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43Yes.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47Age is just a number. You know, I just figure it that way.
0:09:47 > 0:09:48- I want this to be true.- Yeah.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53This is a very serious night for all of us.
0:09:53 > 0:09:56- Will you be best man, Channing? - I absolutely will. Thank you.
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- "Mom, I'm marrying Julie Andrews." - Mary Poppins.
0:09:59 > 0:10:02Mary Poppins!
0:10:03 > 0:10:05What was the character in Wolf Of Wall Street you played?
0:10:05 > 0:10:09- Donnie.- Donnie marries Mary, yes. - Yes, exactly!
0:10:09 > 0:10:11- Donnie and Mary, there's a sequel there.- Yes.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16But that film, Mary Poppins, is so sweet and lovely
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- and yet it was kind of dangerous to make.- Yes.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22- Which sounds ridiculous.- Well, yes. I mean, there were a lot of stunts.
0:10:22 > 0:10:24A lot of flying stunts
0:10:24 > 0:10:27which they saved mostly towards the end of the film,
0:10:27 > 0:10:29because by that time most of the film was in the can
0:10:29 > 0:10:33and presumably if an accident happened it was safe, you know.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35So...
0:10:35 > 0:10:37Yeah, it's true, though.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40They saved everything until the last two or three days,
0:10:40 > 0:10:42the really high-flying stuff.
0:10:42 > 0:10:46And I was hanging around much higher than this studio,
0:10:46 > 0:10:48I can tell you, on wires.
0:10:48 > 0:10:52You know, in an excruciating harness.
0:10:52 > 0:10:55And it was my last day
0:10:55 > 0:10:58and there were wires going along the back of the studio,
0:10:58 > 0:11:01down to balancing equipment and sandbags and things.
0:11:01 > 0:11:03But I felt myself, while I was hanging around up there
0:11:03 > 0:11:06waiting for the shot to be set up,
0:11:06 > 0:11:09I felt myself drop by about a foot, maybe six inches.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12- And I thought, "Oh, my God, my luck is running out."- "This is it!"
0:11:12 > 0:11:16"This is it." So I called down to the floor manager and I said,
0:11:16 > 0:11:20"Excuse me, I just felt the wire give, just a little bit.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23"And when I come down, could you just be sure
0:11:23 > 0:11:25"that you really let me down easy?"
0:11:25 > 0:11:29And I heard the word go back along the length of the studio.
0:11:29 > 0:11:32"Joe, when she comes down, let her down easy, Joe.
0:11:32 > 0:11:34"Let her down really easy."
0:11:34 > 0:11:36At which point I dropped like a tonne of bricks...
0:11:36 > 0:11:38to the stage.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41And there was this awed silence
0:11:41 > 0:11:44and I let fly with a few Anglo-Saxon four letter words
0:11:44 > 0:11:46that Disney had certainly never heard before!
0:11:48 > 0:11:52And then Joe's voice from way at the back of the studio yelled,
0:11:52 > 0:11:53"Is she down yet?!"
0:11:55 > 0:11:58I never saw him again, poor fellow.
0:11:58 > 0:12:00I bet you didn't.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02No, cos we've all grown-up watching this movie.
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- Now, Channing, you're a newish dad.- Yes.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- You've got a baby too young to watch Mary Poppins.- Way too young.
0:12:07 > 0:12:11- A one-year-old, just going to be at the end of this month.- Oh, wow!
0:12:11 > 0:12:14But, now, I read you really like this being a dad thing.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- I really do. - You've taken to it.- Yeah,
0:12:16 > 0:12:20it's a new task and challenge and it's fun.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23But the first year, you're just sort of an assistant really.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25You're just like, "Bottle? Bottle, OK.
0:12:25 > 0:12:26"All right, got to get the bottle."
0:12:26 > 0:12:29And it's really just all about the mother and the baby.
0:12:29 > 0:12:31And we have a beautiful, beautiful little girl.
0:12:31 > 0:12:35- AUDIENCE OOHS - People like that!
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Ovaries are popping all over the studio!
0:12:40 > 0:12:41"I'm ovulating now!"
0:12:43 > 0:12:45"Let's leave! Quick!"
0:12:45 > 0:12:46We should have a baby!
0:12:48 > 0:12:52LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:12:52 > 0:12:55- That would be nice. - I assume we will.- Yes.- Yes, we will.
0:12:55 > 0:12:57Let's just stop talking about it and...
0:12:57 > 0:12:59Get on with it, yeah.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01- After the honeymoon, though, OK? - Yes, yes.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03- Whatever you want.- Yeah.
0:13:03 > 0:13:05LAUGHTER
0:13:05 > 0:13:07But is it true you can still say it backwards?
0:13:07 > 0:13:10- Supercalifragi...- Yes! Do you want to hear it?- If you can.
0:13:10 > 0:13:13If I can! What do you mean, if I can?!
0:13:13 > 0:13:15- Said Mary Poppins, snippily. - Come on!
0:13:15 > 0:13:18Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupes.
0:13:18 > 0:13:22CHEERING I'll remember that when you're ill.
0:13:22 > 0:13:24Yes, please. Please!
0:13:26 > 0:13:28Cos, Jonah, what was that...
0:13:28 > 0:13:32I'm probably thick, but I've never understood the thing
0:13:32 > 0:13:36that Morgan Freeman said to you, that...
0:13:36 > 0:13:39Oh, so when I was... This was about ten years ago.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42I did a film with Morgan Freeman. It was a really small film.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46And the first ten pages, or ten minutes, of the film
0:13:46 > 0:13:49are us two just driving together in a car
0:13:49 > 0:13:50and talking.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52And it took three days to shoot.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55And he didn't talk to me the entire time.
0:13:55 > 0:13:57Like, in between takes, right?
0:13:57 > 0:14:00Cos he had so much dialogue, right?
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- OK.- So in between we wouldn't really chat
0:14:02 > 0:14:04but we were in the car together for three days.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07And then at the end of the third day,
0:14:07 > 0:14:09he just turns to me and he goes,
0:14:09 > 0:14:13"Jonah, Jonah, Bo-bonah, Bonana-fana, Fo-fonah,
0:14:13 > 0:14:15"Mee-my, Mo-monah...
0:14:15 > 0:14:17"Jonah!"
0:14:17 > 0:14:19- That's it?- That's it.
0:14:19 > 0:14:21And then it was, like, super uncomfortable.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24I didn't know what to say back.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27It was one of the more weird moments of my life.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29And I just didn't know what to say so I just said,
0:14:29 > 0:14:32- "Thank you." - LAUGHTER
0:14:32 > 0:14:35And then he was quiet again and he said,
0:14:35 > 0:14:37"Do me."
0:14:37 > 0:14:38I said, "What?"
0:14:38 > 0:14:42He was like, "Do my name."
0:14:42 > 0:14:44And I was like, "Do your name?"
0:14:44 > 0:14:46And he's like, "Yeah, do my name."
0:14:46 > 0:14:47And I was like,
0:14:47 > 0:14:51"Morgan, Morgan, Bo-borgan, Bonana-fana, Fo-forgan,
0:14:51 > 0:14:53"Mee-my Mo-Morgan...
0:14:53 > 0:14:54"Morgan!"
0:14:55 > 0:14:57And he went, "All right."
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- And then we never spoke again. - LAUGHTER
0:15:03 > 0:15:05- That's funny.- I've seen him since
0:15:05 > 0:15:08and he told me he was messing with me.
0:15:08 > 0:15:10He was messing with me, which was hilarious.
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- You know, it's hysterical. - He's playing a long game, though.
0:15:13 > 0:15:17- Yeah.- This amusing three-day joke. - Three days, though!
0:15:17 > 0:15:19So, listen, Julie, I don't know
0:15:19 > 0:15:21if you've got a night off on your tour but if you do,
0:15:21 > 0:15:25you could do worse than going to see 22 Jump Street.
0:15:25 > 0:15:26Yes, I want to!
0:15:27 > 0:15:30It is out on June 6th, correct.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33And it's the sequel to, obviously, 21 Jump Street.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37- So you're back together this time. - Yes.- Now, I've seen it.
0:15:37 > 0:15:40- It's really funny. It is a very funny film.- Thank you.
0:15:40 > 0:15:43So tell the people what happens this time.
0:15:43 > 0:15:46So, basically, in the first one, we are cops,
0:15:46 > 0:15:47Channing and I are partners,
0:15:47 > 0:15:49and we go undercover in a high school.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53And this time, we go undercover at a university.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55Pretty clever, right?!
0:15:55 > 0:15:57So...
0:15:57 > 0:16:00So, the first one, we really take the piss out of ourselves
0:16:00 > 0:16:03because we're saying that it's the most unoriginal thing ever
0:16:03 > 0:16:05- to turn a TV show into a movie. - Yeah.- Right?
0:16:05 > 0:16:07The movies are very self-aware.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10And in this one, we're really taking the piss out of ourselves
0:16:10 > 0:16:11for making a sequel.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14And that "second missions" are always just worse
0:16:14 > 0:16:17and more expensive than first missions.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19And you can never recapture that magic.
0:16:19 > 0:16:21So we kind of make fun of ourselves throughout the film
0:16:21 > 0:16:25and it's just really funny, a lot of action
0:16:25 > 0:16:26and just a popcorn summer movie
0:16:26 > 0:16:29that you go and just laugh and have a good time.
0:16:29 > 0:16:33Now, watching it, physically, Channing and Jonah,
0:16:33 > 0:16:36I would say you are quite different as actors.
0:16:36 > 0:16:38- LAUGHTER - Is that fair?- Yeah.
0:16:38 > 0:16:42- They look different, too. - They do look different, Julie.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45LAUGHTER
0:16:45 > 0:16:49OK, there's one sequence where you're both doing things
0:16:49 > 0:16:52and Channing, you're very good at the things.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- And you are good at the things, aren't you?- I'm OK, yeah.- He is.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58Depending on what the things are you're talking about.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00That's not very specific on the things.
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- Well, I don't want to spoil the film.- All right.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05- You know, the jumping and the... - Yeah.- All the stunts.
0:17:05 > 0:17:09- You like all of that. - I'm pretty good at jumping.- Yeah.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10He can actually fly!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14- You too?!- Like Mary...
0:17:14 > 0:17:17CHEERING
0:17:17 > 0:17:19Well done!
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Maybe I should sit in the middle!
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Come on over, we might...- No.
0:17:27 > 0:17:29But seriously, guys, no.
0:17:32 > 0:17:33Stay away from her.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38So you like the running around and things.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40And Jonah, I'm sensing you don't.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43It's not that I don't like it, I just...
0:17:43 > 0:17:47Whenever it is possible for Gianni, my stunt person, to do it,
0:17:47 > 0:17:49I allow him to do it.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53- Very big of you. - He gets such joy out of it.
0:17:53 > 0:17:56I wouldn't want to take away that joy from him.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59- Are there girls in your movies?- Yeah. - Oh...- Guess who gets the girl?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- Don't be jealous.- Oh!
0:18:03 > 0:18:07- This guy.- Oh, oh, I see.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09- OK.- It's just acting, honey.
0:18:10 > 0:18:11- But...- It's not real life.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14You would think that Channing, doing all the stunts,
0:18:14 > 0:18:15that's how you would get hurt.
0:18:15 > 0:18:17He's really good friends with the directors
0:18:17 > 0:18:18so he gets the girl,
0:18:18 > 0:18:20he doesn't have to do the hard stunts.
0:18:20 > 0:18:23Also, I wrote the movie, so that really helps!
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- CHEERING - If you write the movies, you get the girl,
0:18:26 > 0:18:28you don't do any of the stunts.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31You just kind of chill out, be funny and relax a little bit.
0:18:31 > 0:18:34But Channing, your worst injury wasn't a jumping thing,
0:18:34 > 0:18:36- it was water.- Yeah.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39- Not on this movie, but, yes. - So it sounds vile.
0:18:39 > 0:18:43It's terrible. I was actually in Scotland...
0:18:43 > 0:18:46- That isn't the story! - LAUGHTER
0:18:46 > 0:18:47But I was in a hypothermic river
0:18:47 > 0:18:49and wearing a wet suit underneath the costume.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52And they were pouring warm water down your...
0:18:52 > 0:18:55down your wet suit all day to keep your core warm.
0:18:55 > 0:18:57And we had finished the day and everyone was tired
0:18:57 > 0:19:00and here comes the guy with the bottle to warm you up.
0:19:00 > 0:19:01And what had happened was
0:19:01 > 0:19:03he had forgotten to get down to the river
0:19:03 > 0:19:05and fill up the bottle that had kettle water in it,
0:19:05 > 0:19:08like boiling water, with river water.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10And they poured it down my wet suit and...
0:19:10 > 0:19:12It healed fine, though!
0:19:13 > 0:19:17- Yeah, but what happened?- It...
0:19:17 > 0:19:19It burned all the skin on my pee-pee off.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Yeah.- You knew!- Yeah! - It's perfect, now, good!
0:19:24 > 0:19:26It's really strange.
0:19:26 > 0:19:28It's pretty resilient down there. You'd expect...
0:19:28 > 0:19:30It's probably nicer cos there's new skin now.
0:19:30 > 0:19:33- Yeah, it's so great! - Oh, it looks beautiful.
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- It looks beautiful.- Excuse me! - Sorry.- A1!
0:19:37 > 0:19:39It's like there never was an accident.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42LAUGHTER
0:19:42 > 0:19:44Listen, listen, let's distract ourselves.
0:19:44 > 0:19:46We've got a clip from the movie.
0:19:46 > 0:19:49This is from near the beginning of the movie,
0:19:49 > 0:19:51when you're trying a bit of undercover role-playing.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53- That's all I need to say. - All you need to know.- Yeah.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Yeah, that's good.- Role-playing!
0:19:55 > 0:19:57HE SPEAKS SPANISH
0:19:57 > 0:20:00We're trying to see that product. Yo, Sleepy. What's up, homey?
0:20:00 > 0:20:04- You know my cousin, Sadboy.- I think you got the wrong guy, homes.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07Everyone say in the bar, "Sleepy, he like the Mexican Wolverine."
0:20:07 > 0:20:11- And my partner here, he want to see that product.- Why ain't he talking?
0:20:13 > 0:20:15My name's Jeff.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH
0:20:17 > 0:20:21Hey, tell them about that crazy adventure you guys had.
0:20:21 > 0:20:25Go into incredibly descriptive details of the stories we all know.
0:20:25 > 0:20:30Oh, yes! Well, there was Dora and Diego
0:20:30 > 0:20:32- and Swiper.- Swiper?
0:20:32 > 0:20:36And who was that you choked out, man? He had it coming. Who was that?
0:20:36 > 0:20:42- Boots?- No, man, start over from the top. That's a made-up name!
0:20:42 > 0:20:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- Was it hard to keep a straight face? - Always.- Yeah.- Always, always.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51It is a really funny film.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53It is that weird thing,
0:20:53 > 0:20:57cos particularly sequels for comedies, people do worry about them.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59- They always suck!- Not always.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- Pretty much all the time. - Yeah, but this is really good.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Anchorman 2 was good and this...
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Oh, yeah. No, there's lots of good ones but usually they suck.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08Yeah, they do.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11Now, talking of sequels, much excitement, Channing Tatum.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13Magic Mike 2.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Er, so...is there anything... Can you tell us anything about it?
0:21:21 > 0:21:23Er, it's going to be a road trip.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26And it... It's probably going to be more of the movie
0:21:26 > 0:21:28that you expected on the first one.
0:21:28 > 0:21:32It's a little more bigger and funnier and crazy.
0:21:32 > 0:21:35Just a good time on this one, I think. Er...
0:21:35 > 0:21:37That's all I really want to say on that one.
0:21:37 > 0:21:42OK. And do you kind of dread it, cos you have to get ready to do that movie?
0:21:42 > 0:21:44It is, yes, for sure. It's not a fun process,
0:21:44 > 0:21:48not eating anything good for about three months straight and, er, yeah.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50And what I love about it...
0:21:50 > 0:21:53Cos a lot of actors, if they had, you know, if they'd done stripping,
0:21:53 > 0:21:56that would have been their "secret past", but you own it.
0:21:56 > 0:22:00You've made a big, successful thing. Presumably, people told you, "Don't do this."
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- WHOOPING - Calm down, calm down.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06Yeah, it was... It was one of the things that I was fine with.
0:22:06 > 0:22:10I mean, I was 18, 19 years old and it was a crazy time in my life
0:22:10 > 0:22:13and I've got a chance to live crazy things and somehow survive them,
0:22:13 > 0:22:17so it was... I wasn't really afraid of it coming out.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19And look who's laughing now!
0:22:19 > 0:22:23- It's turned into a really successful franchise.- Yeah, it was nice.
0:22:23 > 0:22:24This amazes me, so...
0:22:24 > 0:22:27In this country, when people are stripping,
0:22:27 > 0:22:29there's very basic jobs that strippers do.
0:22:29 > 0:22:32- Like, they're firemen, soldiers... - Ours, too, for the most part.
0:22:32 > 0:22:37- But you chose bizarre things to be. - OK, well...
0:22:37 > 0:22:39The first ones weren't chosen for me.
0:22:39 > 0:22:42They were more like hazing things. I think I know what you're talking about.
0:22:42 > 0:22:45- Because was your very first one a boy scout?- Yes.
0:22:46 > 0:22:50Now, you think that's bad. This is the song he would strip to.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53# Hello, mother
0:22:53 > 0:22:55# Hello, father
0:22:55 > 0:22:57# Here I am at
0:22:57 > 0:22:59# Camp Granada
0:22:59 > 0:23:01# Camp is very... #
0:23:01 > 0:23:05Then it stops and it's like... And you rip your shirt off.
0:23:05 > 0:23:06That's fantastic.
0:23:06 > 0:23:08The worst part about that story is,
0:23:08 > 0:23:11my sister came the very first night that I ever...
0:23:11 > 0:23:14She tried to shame me out of not doing it, I think,
0:23:14 > 0:23:15and that was mortifying.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17So she knew you were going to be...?
0:23:17 > 0:23:19Yeah, her friends all basically brought her
0:23:19 > 0:23:23and tried to shame me out of doing it but I followed through.
0:23:24 > 0:23:28- In a good way?- In a... I don't actually know if it was a good way.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31It was probably pretty bad. It was terrible, actually.
0:23:31 > 0:23:33- You WERE nervous!- Yeah.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35And it was cold. Very cold.
0:23:35 > 0:23:38APPLAUSE
0:23:38 > 0:23:43Talking about doing shocking things, of course, you, Dame Julie,
0:23:43 > 0:23:45in your husband's movie SOB...
0:23:45 > 0:23:47- Yeah.- ..you went topless.- Husband?!
0:23:47 > 0:23:49What, husband?!
0:23:50 > 0:23:53We've all been around the block, Jonah.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55- Is this Blake Edwards?- Yes! - Well, what a legend.
0:23:55 > 0:23:59- You guys were married to each other? - Yeah, are you kidding?- Oh, my gosh!
0:23:59 > 0:24:00Didn't you Google the other guests?
0:24:00 > 0:24:04No, I didn't! I mean, she's such a legend and he's such a legend,
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- what a legendary combination. - That's right.
0:24:06 > 0:24:09- I'm married to that lovely guy for 42 years.- Wow!- Honestly, Jonah.
0:24:09 > 0:24:11Such a legendary couple!
0:24:11 > 0:24:16That'd be the only person I'd be fine with being married to you except for me!
0:24:16 > 0:24:18My friend wrote a book on him, Sammy Wasson. You know that name?
0:24:18 > 0:24:23- Yes, I know Sammy.- He wrote a book on Blake.- Oh, God!- Can you guys go away for a minute? So...
0:24:23 > 0:24:25- No, yeah, that's crazy.- Yeah.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27I think maybe most of the audience know,
0:24:27 > 0:24:30he did all the great Pink Panther movies.
0:24:30 > 0:24:34- He did Breakfast At Tiffany's and The Great Race and...- Such a legend.
0:24:34 > 0:24:37And 10 and those kind of movies.
0:24:37 > 0:24:42But, no, I had to go topless for him but it was very legitimate.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44And I had... It took ten years to get...
0:24:44 > 0:24:47- Super-legitimate.- No, no.
0:24:47 > 0:24:50- It was legitimately in the script, is what I'm saying.- OK, OK!
0:24:50 > 0:24:52No, yes, very legitimate, believe me!
0:24:52 > 0:24:54Beautiful movie. Beautiful movie.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58- Channing's seen it ten times. - No, you haven't, have you?
0:24:58 > 0:25:00LAUGHTER
0:25:00 > 0:25:03He's too young! He's too young. You'd love it. It's all about...
0:25:03 > 0:25:07- It's a real take-off on Hollywood. It's a very funny movie.- SOB?
0:25:07 > 0:25:12- SOB is, yeah.- Cool.- Have you not seen it, either?- No, sorry.- My God!
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Well, we'll play it on our wedding night!
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- You'll love it. You really will. - I'm looking forward to seeing it.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23I really am!
0:25:23 > 0:25:25But were there people in Hollywood telling you,
0:25:25 > 0:25:27- "Don't do this - you're Julie Andrews"?- No, no, no.
0:25:27 > 0:25:31I mean, I'd done an awful lot by then and I had... As I say,
0:25:31 > 0:25:33it took ten years to get the movie made,
0:25:33 > 0:25:36so I had ten years to think about it and it was in the script
0:25:36 > 0:25:38and quite, as I say, legitimate.
0:25:38 > 0:25:43And it just can be cold in the studio. Didn't you find that?
0:25:43 > 0:25:48- And it's a lot worse when it's cold for us than...- Yes! Yeah.
0:25:48 > 0:25:53- Chills help ladies, don't they? - No! I don't think so.- Really?
0:25:53 > 0:25:57I mean, goose bumps don't look particularly good on camera.
0:25:57 > 0:25:59- I guess not but... - This is so awesome!
0:25:59 > 0:26:04- This is the funniest conversation I've ever been in!- I can't believe I'm having this conversation!
0:26:04 > 0:26:08- It'll be your turn one day.- Well, in Wolf Of Wall Street, I had a...
0:26:08 > 0:26:11- Yes, you did, you did. - But that wasn't your own.
0:26:11 > 0:26:13- No, it was not, it was not. - It was someone else's?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15It was someone else's, yeah.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19That would be amazing!
0:26:19 > 0:26:21No, it was a prosthetic.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24It was your stunt double - you gave him the work. Make him happy.
0:26:24 > 0:26:27You know what's weird about Wolf Of Wall Street?
0:26:27 > 0:26:31All the really out-there stuff that happened - the nudity, the drugs, the language -
0:26:31 > 0:26:34but the scene that really upset people was you and the fish.
0:26:36 > 0:26:38Oh, yeah. I ate a goldfish.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41Yeah, so the real-life person that one of the characters is
0:26:41 > 0:26:45based on ate a co-worker's goldfish and fired him in this
0:26:45 > 0:26:48really horrific, brutal scene, cos he's really degrading this guy.
0:26:48 > 0:26:52- And we...- And the goldfish! - And the goldfish, exactly.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55And so Martin Scorsese asked me if I...
0:26:55 > 0:26:57what I wanted to do, how we wanted to do it.
0:26:57 > 0:27:00And I said, "Well, the guy ate a goldfish, so I'll do it."
0:27:00 > 0:27:03I try to do everything for real and I was like, "I'll eat the goldfish."
0:27:03 > 0:27:06And he came back to me and said, "PETA won't allow..."
0:27:06 > 0:27:09Do you know what PETA is? Like, an animal-protection organisation.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12"They won't allow you to eat a goldfish."
0:27:12 > 0:27:14And I said,
0:27:14 > 0:27:16"That's weird." And so, er...
0:27:18 > 0:27:21He's like, "You can keep it in your mouth for three seconds at a time
0:27:21 > 0:27:24"and then have to spit it back into water."
0:27:24 > 0:27:27And so we show up on the day and there's...
0:27:27 > 0:27:31I'm not kidding, there's four goldfish wranglers -
0:27:31 > 0:27:33- minders of the goldfish.- Aw!
0:27:33 > 0:27:37The goldfish has four assistants from PETA there.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39Which is four more than I had.
0:27:39 > 0:27:41And, er...
0:27:41 > 0:27:44I put the goldfish in my mouth for the first take
0:27:44 > 0:27:47and it immediately goes to the bathroom in my mouth.
0:27:47 > 0:27:48Oh!
0:27:48 > 0:27:53Yeah. And so, er, basically, I hate goldfish and, er...
0:27:55 > 0:27:58..I'll never work with one again.
0:27:58 > 0:28:01Even if it's tasteful and meant to be in the script.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- I've worked with cockroaches. - Oh, wow!
0:28:04 > 0:28:08I wondered what you were going to say there, Dame Julie. Wow!
0:28:08 > 0:28:10It is all coming out tonight!
0:28:10 > 0:28:14It's your mind, Graham. Your mind.
0:28:14 > 0:28:16When we edit the show, that's what you'll say.
0:28:16 > 0:28:18Ooh! I never thought about that.
0:28:18 > 0:28:20APPLAUSE
0:28:20 > 0:28:23Right, listen, we must get on. It is time to meet our singing guest.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26He is the man behind the biggest-selling singles of the last two years.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29Ladies and gentlemen, it's Pharell Williams!
0:28:29 > 0:28:31MUSIC: "Happy" by Pharell Williams
0:28:32 > 0:28:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:28:36 > 0:28:39Hi! Sit down.
0:28:41 > 0:28:45- Hello. How are you, Pharell? - I'm good. So nice to meet you.
0:28:45 > 0:28:49- What's up, bro? Good to see you. - How's it going, man? What's up?
0:28:49 > 0:28:51Boy! Look at that bling. My God, that's great!
0:28:51 > 0:28:54CHEERING
0:28:54 > 0:28:57- Look at all this. Isn't it beautiful?- Yeah!
0:28:57 > 0:29:00And, of course, actually, Pharell and Julie,
0:29:00 > 0:29:03- you're both part of the Despicable Me family.- Yes!- Yes.
0:29:03 > 0:29:06We never met, though, did we, on the film?
0:29:06 > 0:29:09No, but I was honoured to know that I was working on the same project as you.
0:29:09 > 0:29:12- Thank you, thank you. - Whoa, what is going on?!
0:29:12 > 0:29:15Hey, man, so she's kinda taken!
0:29:18 > 0:29:19By me and Blake Edwards.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Now, listen, you are going to sing for us.
0:29:22 > 0:29:25- You're singing your new single, Marilyn Monroe.- Yes, sir.
0:29:25 > 0:29:28- And that's off the new album Girl - both out now.- Yes, sir.
0:29:28 > 0:29:33Now, this album - it's sort of your... Is it your ode to women?
0:29:33 > 0:29:35It's your love letter to women?
0:29:35 > 0:29:38Yeah, it's like an open love letter to women
0:29:38 > 0:29:42because they've been so amazing to me over the past 20 years.
0:29:42 > 0:29:45They've been so supportive. They've never left my side and I just...
0:29:45 > 0:29:48You know, when given the opportunity to make an album,
0:29:48 > 0:29:51I just felt like, you know what? I know who I want to speak to.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54I want to speak to that very special demographic that have been
0:29:54 > 0:29:56holding me up for so long.
0:29:56 > 0:29:58Mm. OK.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00- So...Girl.- Yeah.
0:30:00 > 0:30:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:30:03 > 0:30:05And now half the audience is clapping!
0:30:05 > 0:30:09But reading your biog, you seem like you are a fan of the older lady.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12SHE CLEARS THROAT
0:30:12 > 0:30:14This is such bullshit! This is such bullshit!
0:30:14 > 0:30:17I'm not a singer - I can't compete with this.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20Now that you put it that way...!
0:30:20 > 0:30:22But you know what?
0:30:22 > 0:30:26That's where I learned most of my, you know, real lessons from.
0:30:26 > 0:30:30You know, I learned how to treat women based off of the older women
0:30:30 > 0:30:34that I hung out with and they were so gracious
0:30:34 > 0:30:38- and so generous and they taught me so many things!- Oh!
0:30:39 > 0:30:41- Hey!- Hey, hey, hey!
0:30:41 > 0:30:45But the thing is, though, you're not intimidated by women,
0:30:45 > 0:30:46cos I read a thing where you...
0:30:46 > 0:30:50- When you were working with Madonna on Hard Candy...- Boy!
0:30:50 > 0:30:52You stood up to Madonna and that's...
0:30:52 > 0:30:55- She's sat there - she is not easy. - But you know what?
0:30:55 > 0:30:58To her credit, she likes that. She likes that.
0:30:58 > 0:31:02She doesn't really like, like, a super-softy, you know?
0:31:02 > 0:31:05And I'm not, like, you know, Hulk Hogan either.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07But, you know, at the same time, like,
0:31:07 > 0:31:11I was just very stern in my position and in terms of producing
0:31:11 > 0:31:14and giving her advice, because that's what she hired me to do.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17- So that was fine. - Did she like it ALL the time?
0:31:18 > 0:31:19She liked it.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24But you know what? I liked it too. And it is...
0:31:24 > 0:31:29It is a pleasure to work with, er, you know, an icon,
0:31:29 > 0:31:32someone that I looked up to when I was young,
0:31:32 > 0:31:36that I thought was hot then and, like, got a chance to work with her.
0:31:36 > 0:31:37That was amazing.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39Or like sitting here with her,
0:31:39 > 0:31:44like, someone with such incredible, rich, regal musical history,
0:31:44 > 0:31:47and I'm able to sit here - you know, The Sound Of Music...
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Well, you've made a bit of your own!
0:31:51 > 0:31:54And you really have, cos every record on the radio seems to be,
0:31:54 > 0:31:57"Oh, it's featuring Pharell, produced by Pharell."
0:31:57 > 0:32:01How do you physically find the time to do all this?
0:32:01 > 0:32:02No social life.
0:32:02 > 0:32:05Really? Just, that's it? Just work all the time?
0:32:05 > 0:32:09Yeah, I mean, work and family and that's just, you know... That's...
0:32:09 > 0:32:14- Really, at this point of my life... You know, I'm 41, so that's, like, the most important thing to me.- Aw!
0:32:17 > 0:32:19A little old for you, don't you think?
0:32:23 > 0:32:27- Doesn't seem appropriate. What do I know?- That's hilarious!
0:32:27 > 0:32:29- Stop hating, Jonah!- No, no, no!
0:32:29 > 0:32:32- You're hating right now! - You're a genius.
0:32:32 > 0:32:34- I'm just saying...- I'm not that!
0:32:34 > 0:32:37You are, but, you know,
0:32:37 > 0:32:40stay the fuck away from my girlfriend. That's all I'm saying!
0:32:40 > 0:32:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:45 > 0:32:46You're too much!
0:32:48 > 0:32:51So, you're going to sing for us but quickly, we must mention your tour
0:32:51 > 0:32:54starts on the 9th of September in Manchester, then you go all over Europe
0:32:54 > 0:32:57- and end up in London on the 9th of October.- Yes, sir.- Wow!
0:32:57 > 0:33:01And you're about to give us a taste of what those nice people can experience on tour.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03I'm going to do my best.
0:33:03 > 0:33:05Well, I've seen your rehearsal - it looks amazing.
0:33:05 > 0:33:09- So if you'd like to go and get ready...- OK, I'll shuffle off.
0:33:09 > 0:33:11- Will you come back? - You'll come back, you'll come back.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14- We'll see you in a bit. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Very shortly we'll have this week's stories in the big red chair
0:33:21 > 0:33:24but first, singing his new single, Marilyn Monroe,
0:33:24 > 0:33:25it is Pharell Williams.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:31 > 0:33:33Dance with me.
0:33:33 > 0:33:35Uh!
0:33:35 > 0:33:37# Oh, oh
0:33:37 > 0:33:39# Yeah
0:33:44 > 0:33:45# Yeah
0:33:49 > 0:33:51# This one goes out
0:33:51 > 0:33:53# To all the lovers
0:33:53 > 0:33:55# What can we do?
0:33:55 > 0:33:57# We're helpless romantics
0:33:57 > 0:33:59# We cannot help
0:33:59 > 0:34:01# Who we're attracted to
0:34:01 > 0:34:03# So let's all dance
0:34:03 > 0:34:04# And elevate each other
0:34:04 > 0:34:06- # Dear diary - Oh, dear diary
0:34:06 > 0:34:08- # It's happening again - Happening again
0:34:08 > 0:34:10- # This energy - Oh, the energy
0:34:10 > 0:34:13- # Like I'm 'bout to win - I'm 'bout to win
0:34:13 > 0:34:15- # Just close my eyes - I close my eyes
0:34:15 > 0:34:17- # And visions appear - Visions appear
0:34:17 > 0:34:19- # She's everything I want - Everything that I want
0:34:19 > 0:34:20# And it's crystal clear
0:34:20 > 0:34:23- # Not even - Marilyn Monroe
0:34:23 > 0:34:24# Marilyn Monroe
0:34:24 > 0:34:27# Cleopatra, please
0:34:27 > 0:34:28# 'Patra, please
0:34:28 > 0:34:31# Not even Joan of Arc
0:34:31 > 0:34:33# Joan of Arc
0:34:33 > 0:34:35# That don't mean nothing to me
0:34:35 > 0:34:38# I just want a different girl
0:34:38 > 0:34:40# Girl, girl
0:34:40 > 0:34:41# Girl, girl
0:34:41 > 0:34:43# Girl, girl
0:34:43 > 0:34:45# But can't another good boy keep it this thorough?
0:34:45 > 0:34:47# Why
0:34:47 > 0:34:50# Why do I have to lie?
0:34:51 > 0:34:55# Pretend, make believe or hide
0:34:55 > 0:34:59# When I love what I've described
0:34:59 > 0:35:02# But then again, I don't need no adjectives for this girl
0:35:02 > 0:35:04- # Dear diary - Oh, dear diary
0:35:04 > 0:35:06- # It's happening again - Happening again
0:35:06 > 0:35:08- # This energy - Oh, man, energy
0:35:08 > 0:35:10- # Like I'm 'bout to win - I'm 'bout to win
0:35:10 > 0:35:12- # Just close my eyes - I close my eyes
0:35:12 > 0:35:14- # And visions appear - Visions appear
0:35:14 > 0:35:16- # She's everything I want - Everything that I want
0:35:16 > 0:35:18# And it's crystal clear
0:35:18 > 0:35:19# Not even
0:35:19 > 0:35:20# Marilyn Monroe
0:35:20 > 0:35:22# Marilyn Monroe
0:35:22 > 0:35:24# Cleopatra, please
0:35:24 > 0:35:26# 'Patra, please
0:35:26 > 0:35:28# Not even Joan of Arc
0:35:28 > 0:35:30# Joan of Arc
0:35:30 > 0:35:33# That don't mean nothing to me
0:35:33 > 0:35:35# I just want a different girl
0:35:35 > 0:35:37# Girl, girl
0:35:37 > 0:35:38# Girl, girl
0:35:38 > 0:35:42- # Girl, girl... # - I want some girls to come up here and dance with me on stage.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:44 > 0:35:45# Oh, girl
0:35:45 > 0:35:47# Girl, girl
0:35:47 > 0:35:49# Girl, girl
0:35:49 > 0:35:52# But can't another good boy keep it this thorough... #
0:35:52 > 0:35:55Put your hands up in the air if you want to come and dance with me down here.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57CHEERING Come on.
0:36:04 > 0:36:06We're going to have our own little party. Here we go.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08Here we go.
0:36:08 > 0:36:09- # Dear diary - Oh, dear diary
0:36:09 > 0:36:12- # It's happening again - Happening again
0:36:12 > 0:36:13- # This energy - Oh, that energy
0:36:13 > 0:36:16- # Like I'm 'bout to win - I'm 'bout to win
0:36:16 > 0:36:18- # Just close my eyes - I close my eyes
0:36:18 > 0:36:21- # And visions appear - Visions appear... #
0:36:21 > 0:36:23I love different girls! Here we go!
0:36:23 > 0:36:26# Not even Marilyn Monroe
0:36:26 > 0:36:27# Marilyn Monroe
0:36:27 > 0:36:30# Cleopatra, please
0:36:30 > 0:36:32# 'Patra, please
0:36:32 > 0:36:34# Not even Joan of Arc
0:36:34 > 0:36:35# Girl, Joan of Arc
0:36:35 > 0:36:38# That don't mean nothing to me
0:36:38 > 0:36:41# I just want a different girl
0:36:42 > 0:36:43# Hey!
0:36:50 > 0:36:51# Yeah
0:36:55 > 0:36:57# I just want a different girl. #
0:36:57 > 0:37:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:07 > 0:37:09Pharell Williams, everybody!
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Let's go and rescue him.
0:37:14 > 0:37:18- Good job!- Thank you very much. - Pharell Williams, everybody!
0:37:18 > 0:37:20CHEERING
0:37:22 > 0:37:23That was...
0:37:23 > 0:37:27- Great.- Thank you. - That was quite the stage invasion!
0:37:27 > 0:37:30Those ladies - they didn't need asking twice. They were like drones.
0:37:30 > 0:37:33"Pharell!"
0:37:34 > 0:37:38- Lovely ladies behind you, too. - Well, yeah, they are...- Bravo!
0:37:38 > 0:37:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:40 > 0:37:43It's a proper show. Like it. Like it.
0:37:43 > 0:37:45They're the girl dancers.
0:37:45 > 0:37:49We call 'em bays, and the singers that are there,
0:37:49 > 0:37:51we don't call them background singers because they're just
0:37:51 > 0:37:55as bright as we all are, so they're my singers, not background singers.
0:37:55 > 0:37:58CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:58 > 0:38:00Right, before we go tonight,
0:38:00 > 0:38:02just time for a story or two in the red chair.
0:38:02 > 0:38:05- So, who's up first? Who's there? Hello.- Hi!
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Now, look, relax. This could go really well.
0:38:07 > 0:38:11- It could go really well. What's your name?- Phoebe.- Veebee?
0:38:11 > 0:38:15- Phoebe, like Phoebe from Friends. - Oh, yes, yes, OK, very good.
0:38:15 > 0:38:17And are you wearing... one short, one trouser?
0:38:19 > 0:38:20No...
0:38:20 > 0:38:22- Oh, oh,...- It's fashion.
0:38:22 > 0:38:24Oh, is it a split in your...
0:38:24 > 0:38:26- Yeah, it's a little rip.- Oh, I see.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29Oh, look, they're pulling out to show us. Oh, yes, lovely.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31- JONAH:- Nice knee!- Yeah!- Thanks.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34It looks like a small bald man is down there.
0:38:37 > 0:38:41- So, er...what do you do, Phoebe? - I work in property management.
0:38:41 > 0:38:43- In property management?- Yeah.
0:38:43 > 0:38:45- But this is obviously dress-down Thursday.- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:38:45 > 0:38:48- Friday! - LAUGHTER
0:38:48 > 0:38:50- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Hmm...
0:38:55 > 0:38:56Off you go with your story.
0:38:56 > 0:38:59Me and my boyfriend went home for the weekend - my home -
0:38:59 > 0:39:01and my parents are quite, sort of,
0:39:01 > 0:39:04"Don't be in the same room together alone. You can't share a room."
0:39:04 > 0:39:08Parents went out for lunch, weren't supposed to get back till later, so,
0:39:08 > 0:39:10obviously, we went to my room and...
0:39:10 > 0:39:13started, you know, doing stuff and it was getting going
0:39:13 > 0:39:17when I heard the door slam, heard Mum back, screamed, jumped up,
0:39:17 > 0:39:20panicking, couldn't find any of my clothes - I only had a towel.
0:39:20 > 0:39:24Wrapped it round me, tried to go outside until I heard this pop and I was like...
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Turned round and my boyfriend was spread-eagle,
0:39:26 > 0:39:29completely naked on the floor, dislocated his shoulder.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31I was screaming, I was crying. He was sweating.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34I was like, "I have to get my mum." He was like, "No, don't get your mum!"
0:39:34 > 0:39:37I was like, "I have to, I have to," cos she's a physiotherapist.
0:39:37 > 0:39:39LAUGHTER
0:39:39 > 0:39:43Went and got her. She came in, put boxers on him,
0:39:43 > 0:39:46popped his shoulder back in and we drove to hospital.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48It was really awkward. LAUGHTER
0:39:48 > 0:39:53- It needed an ending. It needed an ending!- Oh! Not cool, man.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55- It was good - it needed an ending. - That was a good story.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58- "And then we drove to hospital." - It was an awesome story.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00That's a great story.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02But what the hell were they doing?
0:40:02 > 0:40:07He was sweating, he dislocated his shoulder... It was...
0:40:07 > 0:40:09Yeah, it was all going on during that lunchtime.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11Do we have someone else?
0:40:11 > 0:40:13- Oh, we do. Hello. - Hi.- Hi, what's your name?
0:40:13 > 0:40:16- It's Karim.- And where are you from? - He's definitely going.
0:40:16 > 0:40:19- South of France.- South of France! You...
0:40:19 > 0:40:20Do you know him, Channing?
0:40:20 > 0:40:23No, no, I'm just imagining where this is going to go.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27- And what do you do, Karim? - I'm a catering manager.- Oh, right.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30- In London or in the South of France? - In London now.- Oh, in London now.
0:40:30 > 0:40:34- Oh, yeah. For, like, a big organisation?- Not for...
0:40:34 > 0:40:36- Can I mention it?- Yes, please do. - It's SMMT.
0:40:36 > 0:40:39- HE GASPS - Not SFMT?!
0:40:40 > 0:40:42They're great.
0:40:43 > 0:40:48- OK. Off you go with your story. - Right. I'm...
0:40:48 > 0:40:50I used to be quite a good runner before,
0:40:50 > 0:40:53- so I did a 10K quite a few years ago.- Yeah.
0:40:53 > 0:40:58- And I was leading the race. - Oh, wow! Very good.- Very good.
0:40:58 > 0:41:01And I felt something on my leg. I wasn't quite sure.
0:41:01 > 0:41:04I thought it was the string of my shorts, so I carried on running.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06A lot of people were cheering and cheering and cheering.
0:41:06 > 0:41:09And I felt great. Unfortunately, I was second at the finish.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12I crossed the line, everybody was cheering and everything.
0:41:12 > 0:41:16And then my friend came and said, "Look down your pants."
0:41:16 > 0:41:19And, actually, my wee-wee was hanging.
0:41:19 > 0:41:21LAUGHTER
0:41:21 > 0:41:22That's quite a good story.
0:41:22 > 0:41:24I'm just going to call out one thing.
0:41:24 > 0:41:28- Oh, Karim, wait... - Before... You decide after this.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31A string is a little thin.
0:41:32 > 0:41:36You thought it was a string? I thought...
0:41:36 > 0:41:38You make your decision. It's your show.
0:41:39 > 0:41:42Should Karim walk or flip?
0:41:42 > 0:41:45- AUDIENCE SHOUT OUT - Let him go, let him go.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48You can walk, you can walk away. Very good.
0:41:50 > 0:41:53He doesn't look like it would be string. It looks like...
0:41:53 > 0:41:55you know, there's a lot to Karim.
0:41:56 > 0:42:00I was so fascinated with the story - I wasn't thinking about that.
0:42:02 > 0:42:05Do we have one more? One more. OK, this is the last one.
0:42:05 > 0:42:06- Hello.- Hi!
0:42:06 > 0:42:09- How you doing?- What's your name? - Sarah Jane.
0:42:09 > 0:42:13- And what you do, Sarah Jane?- I'm a nurse.- Oh, lovely. In London?
0:42:13 > 0:42:15YES! Yeah.
0:42:16 > 0:42:17I work everywhere.
0:42:17 > 0:42:21"London! I am, yes! I'm a nurse in London. It's great!"
0:42:23 > 0:42:25Have you stolen drugs?
0:42:28 > 0:42:30You seem high as a kite.
0:42:32 > 0:42:37- All right.- Nerves!- All right, Sarah Jane. Off you go with your story.
0:42:37 > 0:42:41All right, so when I was a student, I was working in a colonoscopy day-unit procedure place.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43I'll stop you one second.
0:42:43 > 0:42:47- I apologise in advance to Dame Julie Andrews.- Yeah.
0:42:47 > 0:42:51This story is not going to end well. Off you go, Sarah Jane.
0:42:51 > 0:42:55All right, so I had a little old lady in her 80s come in. She was so cute!
0:42:55 > 0:42:59We gave her some medication and we started the procedure.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02And anyway, they started inserting the tube and she started...
0:43:02 > 0:43:06She turned around, flailed her hands. She's like, "Now, stop it, Daniel!
0:43:06 > 0:43:10"I've told you, you're not allowed to put it there!" LAUGHTER
0:43:10 > 0:43:11That is a great story!
0:43:15 > 0:43:19- You can walk, Sarah Jane. - Thank you.- You can walk!
0:43:20 > 0:43:23Well done, everyone. If you'd like to join us on the show
0:43:23 > 0:43:25and have a go at the red chair, you can.
0:43:25 > 0:43:28Just contact us via our website at this very address...
0:43:28 > 0:43:30Thank you so much to my guests tonight.
0:43:30 > 0:43:34- Pharell Williams, everybody! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:34 > 0:43:37- Mr Channing Tatum! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:37 > 0:43:40- Jonah Hill! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:40 > 0:43:44- And Dame Julie Andrews! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:45 > 0:43:47Join me next week with a packed sofa.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49Musical guests Coldplay,
0:43:49 > 0:43:50British star Emily Blunt,
0:43:50 > 0:43:53Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane, Oscar winner Charlize Theron
0:43:53 > 0:43:58and Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise all here. I'll see you then. Good night, everybody. Bye-bye.
0:43:58 > 0:44:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE