0:00:02 > 0:00:05On the show tonight, an action hero, who is always running in films.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07I love the way he runs - just like this. I've watched it a lot.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09So I'm kind of an expert at doing it now.
0:00:09 > 0:00:11The...
0:00:11 > 0:00:18AUDIENCE CHEERS AND APPLAUDS
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Let's start the show!
0:00:26 > 0:00:30APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:00:36 > 0:00:37Oh! Oh! Still running!
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Still running! Still running!
0:00:39 > 0:00:41Hello! Good evening! Welcome!
0:00:41 > 0:00:45This is a good one, right? You picked a good one tonight.
0:00:45 > 0:00:49The biggest film star in the world, Sir Tom Cruise, is here!!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52- RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - Proof! Proof!
0:00:52 > 0:00:54Not making it up!
0:00:54 > 0:00:57From The Devil Wears Prada and The Adjustment Bureau -
0:00:57 > 0:00:59Emily Blunt is on the show!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:01:02 > 0:01:05Star of Ted and the creator of Family Guy,
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Seth MacFarlane is here!
0:01:07 > 0:01:09- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - I know!
0:01:09 > 0:01:13Oscar-winning actress Charlize Theron -
0:01:13 > 0:01:14she's here!
0:01:14 > 0:01:17- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - And...
0:01:17 > 0:01:19And...!
0:01:19 > 0:01:22What's funny is, I'm actually really exhausted.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25- CHUCKLING - And...! And...!
0:01:25 > 0:01:27No - we've got music as well.
0:01:27 > 0:01:29Chart-topping megastars...
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Coldplay!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - Coldplay!
0:01:33 > 0:01:36That's...
0:01:36 > 0:01:38That's a lot!
0:01:38 > 0:01:41- That is a lot. Now... - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING CONTINUES
0:01:41 > 0:01:44Seth... Seth and Charlize,
0:01:44 > 0:01:46they're here to talk about their new movie,
0:01:46 > 0:01:49A Million Ways To Die In The West.
0:01:49 > 0:01:53And you know, there WERE a million ways for cowboys to die.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55You know, gunfights, stampedes...
0:01:55 > 0:01:58Of course you could simply die of embarrassment.
0:01:58 > 0:02:02LAUGHTER
0:02:02 > 0:02:04It's the socks that wreck that, isn't it? The socks...
0:02:04 > 0:02:08Also, I've got to chat to Seth about Family Guy.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12- WHOOPING - Lots of Family Guy... Yeah.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13APPLAUSE
0:02:13 > 0:02:17That's obviously Peter Griffin, with his super-intelligent dog Brian.
0:02:17 > 0:02:19You know, would you ever get a dog in real life
0:02:19 > 0:02:22that was smarter than its owner?
0:02:22 > 0:02:24- LAUGHTER - Er...!
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- The... - APPLAUSE
0:02:27 > 0:02:30Fetch the ball! Good Wayne, good Wayne, good Wayne!
0:02:30 > 0:02:34Now, Tom Cruise, Emily Blunt - they're both appearing
0:02:34 > 0:02:36in the new sci-fi thriller Edge Of Tomorrow.
0:02:36 > 0:02:39And the film is set in the near-future, in a London
0:02:39 > 0:02:41that has been taken over by aliens,
0:02:41 > 0:02:44and only one man is fighting back.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- Er... - LAUGHTER
0:02:48 > 0:02:50It's an earthquake!
0:02:50 > 0:02:52I've got to ask Tom about Top Gun,
0:02:52 > 0:02:54and all the amazing flying sequences.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56And very exciting, ladies and gentlemen,
0:02:56 > 0:02:57there is talk of a sequel,
0:02:57 > 0:03:00although I DO hear it's going to be slightly lower budget.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02LAUGHTER
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Still good! That's all coming up later!
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Plus - more of your stories in the Big Red Chair.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08So, let's get our first two guests on!
0:03:08 > 0:03:11- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - It's time for the chop -
0:03:11 > 0:03:13it's Emily Blunt!
0:03:13 > 0:03:16APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:03:18 > 0:03:20I'm thinking, "She's here! I saw her! She's here!
0:03:20 > 0:03:23- "I know she's here!"- Hi.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25And I've achieved Mission Impossible. I've got him back!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28It IS Mr Tom Cruise!
0:03:28 > 0:03:32MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE THEME PLAYS
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Hello, sir. Aw!
0:03:34 > 0:03:37Sit down! Tom Cruise, everybody!
0:03:40 > 0:03:43WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Emily Blunt!
0:03:45 > 0:03:47- Welcome one, welcome all.- Thank you.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50- Thank you.- Very nice to see you. - Nice to see you!
0:03:50 > 0:03:52- Emily, welcome back.- Thank you!
0:03:52 > 0:03:55- I think you're third time. - Third time.- And it's still...
0:03:55 > 0:03:57Still, like, "Oh, my God, it's Tom Cruise..."
0:03:57 > 0:04:00In the movie, Edge Of Tomorrow, did you ever get over that, Emily?
0:04:00 > 0:04:02- Did you ever get to the point...? - I said it to him every day -
0:04:02 > 0:04:04"Oh, my God, it's you!"
0:04:04 > 0:04:07It just... The illusion wears off.
0:04:07 > 0:04:11And I was doing my running there. And you ARE famous for your running.
0:04:11 > 0:04:14But the director of Edge Of Tomorrow was saying that you don't just run
0:04:14 > 0:04:17on-camera - also, off-camera,
0:04:17 > 0:04:20- you like running. - Yeah - I like to run.
0:04:20 > 0:04:23- I like to...- But weren't you getting everyone to run?
0:04:23 > 0:04:25Yeah, we had to get back to one,
0:04:25 > 0:04:27because we had so many set-ups that day,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30so I was racing the guys back to the opening mark,
0:04:30 > 0:04:33just to keep pace on it. You know, movies - you've got
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- to get a lot of shots during the day, so...- These poor extras.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- You know that day.- They were over it by the end of the day.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41"Oh, Tom Cruise wants to race again..."
0:04:41 > 0:04:42- Yeah - "You win!"- Yeah!
0:04:42 > 0:04:45LAUGHTER
0:04:45 > 0:04:48- Was there a prize or anything? - No, just...
0:04:48 > 0:04:50Just, let's go, let's go, let's go.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53I'd be a very bad extra. I'd be the one - "I'm not running..."
0:04:53 > 0:04:56But talking to people that you've worked with, you always...
0:04:56 > 0:04:58You are known as this, kind of - the positive force on set.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01You know, the kind of, "Yeah, we can do this!"
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Is it true that Emily Blunt did break your spirit?
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- LAUGHTER - It was a particularly hard day,
0:05:07 > 0:05:09- I will say, it was a very hard day.- No.
0:05:09 > 0:05:12It was... We were in the drop ship. No, she didn't break my spirit.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15- But there was that moment when... - You were... Basically, we were
0:05:15 > 0:05:18in this drop ship. I don't know if you guys have seen the trailer.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21We were being dropped out of this ship in our exosuits,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23and it was a tiny set - they'd made the set really small,
0:05:23 > 0:05:26it was kind of like as big as a sardine can, and we're all in there.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28It's SO hot in there, there's no air in there, the camera crew
0:05:28 > 0:05:31are bumping into us, and we're hanging in the exosuits
0:05:31 > 0:05:34and harnesses, so the entire weight of you and your suit
0:05:34 > 0:05:37is like on your groin - and we were miserable!
0:05:37 > 0:05:40People were just like hanging like this, just waiting
0:05:40 > 0:05:41for action, and...
0:05:41 > 0:05:45And Tom - erm, that insatiable positivity,
0:05:45 > 0:05:48I can just see it just starting to unravel.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50LAUGHTER
0:05:50 > 0:05:53He was pouring with sweat, I remember looking at him, and he was,
0:05:53 > 0:05:55"Guys - please... Please roll.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58"Please roll." And I just looked at him, and I just went,
0:05:58 > 0:06:01"(Ooh, this sucks...)" Like that.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03And he looked at me, and he goes...
0:06:05 > 0:06:06"It's a challenge."
0:06:06 > 0:06:09LAUGHTER
0:06:12 > 0:06:14- And I went... - Because you know what -
0:06:14 > 0:06:16if I start complaining,
0:06:16 > 0:06:20- it's on. If I start going down, it's on.- Yeah. And I went, "Tom -
0:06:20 > 0:06:22"it sucks!"
0:06:22 > 0:06:23"OK, fine."
0:06:23 > 0:06:25I got on OK, fine.
0:06:25 > 0:06:27Let's go, let's get the shot.
0:06:27 > 0:06:30But do you ever...? Putting yourself out there,
0:06:30 > 0:06:33you started ridiculously young... How young were you
0:06:33 > 0:06:35when you started doing stunts?
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Well, I used to do crazy things, like, I would, you know...
0:06:38 > 0:06:41My poor mother. I was, I don't know, four or five years old,
0:06:41 > 0:06:42I'd climb to the top of trees
0:06:42 > 0:06:44and kind of hang off as the wind is going,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47and then, I remember years later, I saw, you know,
0:06:47 > 0:06:50- Evel Knievel, you know, jumping off the canyon...- Mmm.
0:06:50 > 0:06:53..and... So, I... There was this very steep hill
0:06:53 > 0:06:56in one of the neighbourhoods we were living in, and I kind of took
0:06:56 > 0:07:00boards from this neighbourhood, kind of, I don't know, construction site,
0:07:00 > 0:07:03you know, and lined up all these cans.
0:07:03 > 0:07:06My sisters... By this time, I'd been to the hospital a few times,
0:07:06 > 0:07:09broken some bones, and they were like, "Don't do this, you'll get
0:07:09 > 0:07:12"in trouble, we don't want to have to take you to hospital again."
0:07:12 > 0:07:13I was, "No, no, it's going to work."
0:07:13 > 0:07:15I was about eight years old at this point.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17And so I took my bike to the top of the hill,
0:07:17 > 0:07:20and I started halfway down, I realised when I got halfway down,
0:07:20 > 0:07:23it was one of those chains... You know, the wh...
0:07:23 > 0:07:25the pedals start going, and it doesn't slow,
0:07:25 > 0:07:27- so it's going really fast. - Yeah.- And I couldn't stop -
0:07:27 > 0:07:30it was too late to bail.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32And I had my sister and her friends were down there,
0:07:32 > 0:07:34and some kids around the neighbourhood!
0:07:34 > 0:07:36"Oh, this..." Like halfway through, you're going,
0:07:36 > 0:07:38"Maybe this wasn't such a good idea?"
0:07:38 > 0:07:41You're approaching the thing, going, "This really wasn't a good idea,
0:07:41 > 0:07:45"but I'm committed." And I thought, "I'm going to go so far and so high."
0:07:45 > 0:07:47So I went up this beam thing and ended up...
0:07:47 > 0:07:48Of course the board split.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51- The board split and I... - You were trying to do a jump?
0:07:51 > 0:07:54Yeah. Over the... The board was like this, and stacked up trash cans,
0:07:54 > 0:07:56- almost to like half a storey.- Right.
0:07:56 > 0:07:59And I went through it and I ended up just...just pile-driving
0:07:59 > 0:08:01through the trash cans. I mean, just...
0:08:01 > 0:08:03- It was violent, I was laying on the other side. Of course...- Amazing.
0:08:03 > 0:08:07..there's blood everywhere, I'm just laying there, I remember my sisters
0:08:07 > 0:08:10standing over me, no sympathy. It's not like, "Oh, my God, Tom!"
0:08:10 > 0:08:12They just looked at me and said, "We told you!"
0:08:12 > 0:08:15"You are in so much trouble right now!"
0:08:15 > 0:08:18- Do your mum. "Tom, Tom..." - "Tom, Tom..."
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- "Please, honey..." - "Honey, please..."
0:08:20 > 0:08:22"Please!"
0:08:22 > 0:08:25"Honey..." She would make me chocolate cake.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27"Honey, please, I got some chocolate cake down here."
0:08:27 > 0:08:30- "Don't jump off the building!" - "Don't jump off that building,
0:08:30 > 0:08:32- "sweetheart, please!" - But your life...
0:08:32 > 0:08:35your life must drive your mother insane. I...
0:08:35 > 0:08:37She was very, er, patient.
0:08:37 > 0:08:40I took my mother skydiving, I surprised her.
0:08:40 > 0:08:42- Did she like that?- She loved it. Actually, when we were in Dubai,
0:08:42 > 0:08:46I said, "Where's my mother?"
0:08:46 > 0:08:48- "Oh, she went skydiving - again." - Wow!
0:08:48 > 0:08:51Because I saw... This picture - I haven't seen this picture before.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54So, in Mission: Impossible 4, this is, isn't it?
0:08:54 > 0:08:58- Oh, yeah.- In Dubai, the famous bit - you running around the...
0:08:58 > 0:09:00- the very high building. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:09:00 > 0:09:02But I hadn't seen this picture before. This is just you,
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- no harness, randomly... - AUDIENCE GROANS
0:09:05 > 0:09:07..no shoes. I don't quite understand the no-shoe...
0:09:07 > 0:09:10I guess it's not going to hurt your feet, but...
0:09:12 > 0:09:15To give some perspective, that's you at the top of the tower.
0:09:15 > 0:09:17Here is the tower.
0:09:17 > 0:09:18GASPS
0:09:18 > 0:09:21- What is it, a kilometre high? - Something like that.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23And this is how you got the picture.
0:09:23 > 0:09:26So, there's a helicopter up there.
0:09:26 > 0:09:29But you sitting on that thing...
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Now, that's not brave, that's something else.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34- LAUGHTER - That's just... What IS...?
0:09:34 > 0:09:37Are you feeling fear, sitting on top of that thing?
0:09:38 > 0:09:40I-I wasn't. You know,
0:09:40 > 0:09:42it's just... When you have that opportunity - we got up
0:09:42 > 0:09:45early in the morning. I had to shoot all day, so me and the stunt team
0:09:45 > 0:09:48were like, "Let's see if they'll let us get all the way to the top,
0:09:48 > 0:09:50"and we can get some photos, and then..."
0:09:50 > 0:09:52- Maybe die!- Yeah, maybe...!
0:09:53 > 0:09:55It is so high. You know, they say,
0:09:55 > 0:09:57don't worry, before you hit the ground, you'll pass out.
0:09:57 > 0:09:58You know.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01That's not true - I don't think that's really true.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04I think, especially that's it's so high, if you pass out,
0:10:04 > 0:10:07you'll come back. Like, "I'm still falling! Oh, my God!"
0:10:07 > 0:10:10- Do you know what I mean?!- "No!!!"
0:10:11 > 0:10:14We just kind of did it, we thought it would be fun, just to...
0:10:14 > 0:10:16I don't know. It was...
0:10:16 > 0:10:19- It's the tallest building in the world, you just...- No, I get it.
0:10:19 > 0:10:20- Yeah.- Er...!
0:10:20 > 0:10:24I could look at it and go, "That is tall, yeah!"
0:10:24 > 0:10:28And as you get older, does it affect your approach to things like that?
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Do you feel more kind of vulnerable, or no?
0:10:33 > 0:10:35I mean, I didn't feel like I WOULD fall.
0:10:35 > 0:10:38- I wasn't thinking of falling that day.- No. I... Yes, yeah.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40I didn't feel... I don't feel invulnerable,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43but I didn't feel necessarily vulnerable, that's...
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- Because Mission: Impossible 5, that is definitely happening now?- Yeah.
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- Yeah, we're working on it right now. - I know.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51APPLAUSE Shoot it here in London.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53People want to see that. Is that a...?
0:10:53 > 0:10:55- Oh, you are going to shoot it in London?- Yeah.
0:10:55 > 0:10:56Yeah, it'll be a lot of fun. GRAHAM GASPS
0:10:56 > 0:10:58- Oh, the traffic! - Yeah, I love making...
0:10:58 > 0:11:00LAUGHTER
0:11:00 > 0:11:02- I look forward to seeing it!- Yeah!
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Edge Of Tomorrow, there's an amazing scene with Trafalgar Square.
0:11:05 > 0:11:07When you watch it, you think, "Oh, that's so good."
0:11:07 > 0:11:09- But I remember that day.- Do you?
0:11:09 > 0:11:12Yeah! Like, screwed up our lives for a whole day!
0:11:13 > 0:11:15So, listen, this movie, Edge Of Tomorrow,
0:11:15 > 0:11:19it opens tonight, and it is TER-RIFIC.
0:11:19 > 0:11:21- Such a great movie, it really is. - Thank you.- Thank you.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Just the pace of the thing, there's none of those...
0:11:23 > 0:11:26You know, the 15 minutes where you kind of think...
0:11:26 > 0:11:27- Go get popcorn.- It's boom!
0:11:27 > 0:11:30- It is incredible.- Thank you. - It's got a great premise.
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Tom, tell us the premise of the movie.- Good luck!- I know!
0:11:34 > 0:11:37Essentially, a whole world is being attacked by aliens,
0:11:37 > 0:11:39but, er, I play a PR guy, Cage,
0:11:39 > 0:11:42who's...an unlikely hero,
0:11:42 > 0:11:44pretty much a coward, and...
0:11:44 > 0:11:46doesn't ever have to go to the front.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49And I'm told, part of my assignment is,
0:11:49 > 0:11:51I have to go the front to cover the soldiers there.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53And I try to get out of it,
0:11:53 > 0:11:56and blackmail the general, so he sends me to the front.
0:11:56 > 0:11:59And where I meet Emily Blunt's character is...
0:11:59 > 0:12:02Essentially, she is the warrior, she is...
0:12:02 > 0:12:04- She's known as the full metal bitch...- Yeah.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- ..which is kind of...- Ooh-oo-ooh! - LAUGHTER
0:12:09 > 0:12:11But through this horrific day, he ends up
0:12:11 > 0:12:14realising that the way the aliens are winning the war is
0:12:14 > 0:12:16that they can predict the future.
0:12:16 > 0:12:21And so, my character inherits that when he dies.
0:12:21 > 0:12:25And he ends up waking up 24 hours beforehand,
0:12:25 > 0:12:28- and...- He has this ability to reset the day,
0:12:28 > 0:12:32so in doing so, he's able to kind of change strategies
0:12:32 > 0:12:34and figure out new ways of winning the war.
0:12:34 > 0:12:36So he's a very valuable weapon.
0:12:36 > 0:12:40We've got a clip, and this is a full action clip,
0:12:40 > 0:12:43and it's the scene on the battlefield where Emily's character
0:12:43 > 0:12:46- starts to twig... - Oh, yeah.- ..what's going on.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53Ugh!
0:12:53 > 0:12:56I'm trying to save you.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59We're getting slaughtered. You need to get us off this beach!
0:13:04 > 0:13:07We have to go. This drop ship is about to explode.
0:13:07 > 0:13:09We have to go now.
0:13:09 > 0:13:10Wait!
0:13:12 > 0:13:15MACHINE GUN RATTLES, CREATURE GROWLS
0:13:15 > 0:13:16Come on!
0:13:27 > 0:13:28Come on!
0:13:31 > 0:13:33Now, come on!
0:13:33 > 0:13:35This ship is going to explode!
0:13:35 > 0:13:37What are you doing?
0:13:37 > 0:13:39Find me when you wake up.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42- What?- Come find me when you wake up.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Agh!
0:13:45 > 0:13:47On your feet, maggot!
0:13:48 > 0:13:51- APPLAUSE - Awesome!
0:13:51 > 0:13:53It's...
0:13:56 > 0:13:58It really is this epic adventure, and you're seeing that
0:13:58 > 0:14:01I'm trying to save her to basically save myself,
0:14:01 > 0:14:03and then I realise that she also...
0:14:03 > 0:14:06- Had the power at one point, and no longer has it.- Yeah, so,
0:14:06 > 0:14:10it's got wonderful characters and tension in the piece.
0:14:10 > 0:14:12- And then you have to die over and over again.- Yes.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15So, how hard is that for an actor, to kind of like...?
0:14:15 > 0:14:18It was a lot of fun. We were trying to figure out how many ways...
0:14:18 > 0:14:21- It becomes... It's very funny, how many...- What's the most violent
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- way to kill him?- ..different ways we could die. I was like,
0:14:23 > 0:14:26I said to the stunt guys, "This has got to be violent.
0:14:26 > 0:14:28"This is Wile E Coyote." You know? "This is Bugs Bunny."
0:14:28 > 0:14:31It's like, "Throw me up against the wall, spin me around..."
0:14:31 > 0:14:34Her character essentially trains me,
0:14:34 > 0:14:37because she realises that the only way to win the battle
0:14:37 > 0:14:39- is through him.- Mm-hmm.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42So she ends up at times being quite ruthless with me when I
0:14:42 > 0:14:45don't perform correctly, and she...
0:14:45 > 0:14:47- I shoot him. - Yeah, she's shooting me.
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- She's shooting me in the head.- But a lot of the deaths are funny.- Yes.
0:14:50 > 0:14:51- They're so...- Very, yeah.- Yeah!
0:14:51 > 0:14:55For you, because obviously, if you're run over by a truck,
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- you make a different sound than if somebody...- Yeah, I know.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00- ..pushes you...- Exactly. I'm glad you recognised that.
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- We worked for a year...- Oh, yeah! - LAUGHTER
0:15:02 > 0:15:05We kept working on the different screams.
0:15:05 > 0:15:07It had to be a little bit like that kind of sound that
0:15:07 > 0:15:10you just don't want to hear yourself scream that way?
0:15:10 > 0:15:13- You know - did I really scream like that?- Yeah!
0:15:13 > 0:15:16And Emily Blunt, in this movie, you...
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- I mean, you look lovely.- Oh, thanks.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22- But in this... - APPLAUSE AND WHOOPING
0:15:22 > 0:15:25..you're... But you've got guns - it's a bit like...
0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Yeah.- You're in amazing condition. - Thank you.
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- She's a badass in this film. - She really is! Yeah!
0:15:29 > 0:15:31- I know.- And doing the stunts, Emily,
0:15:31 > 0:15:33- you had to wear... We saw those suits.- Yeah.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36Now, I don't know what they're made out of, but even if they're
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- made out of balsa wood, it's a lot of balsa wood!- Yeah, yeah.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- Mine weighed about 85lb.- Wow!
0:15:41 > 0:15:44The first time I put it on, it was a very interesting day.
0:15:44 > 0:15:48Tom I think was aware that it was my first fitting in the exosuit...
0:15:48 > 0:15:50- I know, I was there.- He knew that... - I'd spent months prepping it,
0:15:50 > 0:15:53- and working - it was the first day. - ..knew that I'd be overwhelmed.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56He came over after I'd put it on - I was trying to hold it together.
0:15:56 > 0:15:58I'm not really like a crier, but he came up and he was like,
0:15:58 > 0:16:01"How are you doing? Are you OK?" And I went,
0:16:01 > 0:16:03"Yeah. Yeah, I'm OK..." And he went,
0:16:03 > 0:16:05"Are you sure? Cos it's hard, right? It's heavy."
0:16:05 > 0:16:07And I went, "Yeah, it's just like..."
0:16:07 > 0:16:09"This is really heavy!"
0:16:09 > 0:16:11LAUGHTER
0:16:11 > 0:16:12"It's like a lot heavier than I...
0:16:12 > 0:16:14"thought it was going to be!"
0:16:14 > 0:16:17And he was...!
0:16:17 > 0:16:20- He told me to stop being a wuss. - This is before we started!
0:16:20 > 0:16:22It was the best thing - just to make me laugh.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Cos I was like, "If he hugs me right now, it's over.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26"It's going to be like, sprinkler system."
0:16:26 > 0:16:29And in some scenes - and you can't tell -
0:16:29 > 0:16:31but in some scenes, you are pregnant.
0:16:31 > 0:16:34Well, n-n-n... Yes.
0:16:34 > 0:16:36We did some additional photography...
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- At the end.- Yeah, we did some pick-ups...- ..and I was pregnant.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41- ..when she was pregnant. - It was still early, so I wasn't
0:16:41 > 0:16:44really telling anyone. So, Tom was confused, as to why
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I wasn't engaging in all the stunts. Cos I was kind of game for it
0:16:46 > 0:16:49when we did the original shoot. And eventually I went,
0:16:49 > 0:16:51"Because I'm growing a human."
0:16:51 > 0:16:53And he was like...
0:16:53 > 0:16:55And he was SO cute about it, and then protected me.
0:16:55 > 0:16:58He was helping me down stairs, he was almost overboard, you know!
0:16:58 > 0:17:00- She was like, "Tom, easy!" - "Tom, I'm fine. I can do stairs!"
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- LAUGHTER - Well, you grew the little human,
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- and little human popped out... - Yes.- We've got a picture of Hazel.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08ALL: Aw!
0:17:08 > 0:17:10That... As a mother, that must be so nice,
0:17:10 > 0:17:12to have 600 people go, "Aw!"
0:17:12 > 0:17:14It is very nice, yes.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- Because I'd do that, - but, yeah. She's beautiful.
0:17:16 > 0:17:19- She's really cute.- She was laughing today, it was amazing.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21- And the nurse that was complimentary when she popped out?- Yes.
0:17:21 > 0:17:25We were in the recovery room, and we had this amazing nurse who came in,
0:17:25 > 0:17:27and she looked at Hazel, and she goes,
0:17:27 > 0:17:31"Damn, your baby is so cute!"
0:17:32 > 0:17:34And I went, "Oh, really?" She went,
0:17:34 > 0:17:36"She is gorgeous!" And I went,
0:17:36 > 0:17:38"Mabel, I think you say that to all the mothers." And she went,
0:17:38 > 0:17:40- SOUTHERN US ACCENT:- "No, I don't."
0:17:40 > 0:17:43She said, "When I know a baby ugly, I say,
0:17:43 > 0:17:45"'You had a baby!'"
0:17:45 > 0:17:47LAUGHTER
0:17:47 > 0:17:49That's it!
0:17:49 > 0:17:51APPLAUSE
0:17:51 > 0:17:54- Listen, good luck.- Thank you. - Thank you.- You'll love this movie.
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Edge Of Tomorrow - it's at cinemas everywhere.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00We're going from a film where Tom Cruise
0:18:00 > 0:18:03finds hundreds of ways to die on to our next movie tonight -
0:18:03 > 0:18:05A Million Ways To Die In The West.
0:18:05 > 0:18:09Please welcome the stars - Seth MacFarlane and Charlize Theron.
0:18:09 > 0:18:12Oh, here they are!
0:18:12 > 0:18:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:18:38 > 0:18:42This is the most welcome I've ever felt anywhere.
0:18:42 > 0:18:46- Really?- You sure know how to treat a guy.- Oh, yes.
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- Charlize, welcome back.- Thank you. - Lovely to have you back.- Thanks.
0:18:49 > 0:18:52Seth, have you ever done a British talk show before?
0:18:52 > 0:18:55I have not. Not a late-night show, no.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58I did the Breakfast Show and I got in trouble for saying "piss."
0:18:58 > 0:19:01Oh, really? You can't say "piss" on the Breakfast Show?
0:19:01 > 0:19:03They stopped the show. I went, "What the hell did I do?"
0:19:03 > 0:19:07- Apparently you can say anything on this show.- Don't encourage him.
0:19:09 > 0:19:11Is there another one coming?
0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Are you on the crack? - Are you on the crack?
0:19:15 > 0:19:17It's mighty.
0:19:18 > 0:19:22There will be some of Coldplay stuck along the end there in a bit.
0:19:22 > 0:19:26From Family Guy to Ted, now, you haven't just written it,
0:19:26 > 0:19:29you star in your own movie.
0:19:29 > 0:19:32- Yeah.- It's a big leap. - We'll see how that goes.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33It's gone well.
0:19:35 > 0:19:38This is so weird, it is like Brian wearing a man suit.
0:19:42 > 0:19:44This is a huge crowd.
0:19:44 > 0:19:45You go to The Tonight Show in the States
0:19:45 > 0:19:48and there's like five people in the audience.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50That's only when you're there, darling.
0:19:54 > 0:19:56Whoa!
0:19:59 > 0:20:03This movie, it opens tonight. It is really funny.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05It's a big, broad, raucous comedy.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09If you like Seth MacFarlane jokes, it's full of Seth MacFarlane jokes.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13But there's a plot as well?!
0:20:13 > 0:20:17- Charlize, why don't you do the plot? - Oh, great!- Seth, you do the plot.
0:20:20 > 0:20:22- I don't do it justice.- Go for it. - Oh, God.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24It's about this girl...
0:20:27 > 0:20:30And what does she do?
0:20:30 > 0:20:32I don't know.
0:20:32 > 0:20:37Look, it's a western, it looks like a real western but it's shot
0:20:37 > 0:20:42through a lens of people speaking in modern tongue, right?
0:20:42 > 0:20:45It's like Woody Allen in the Wild Wild West, I guess.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48Basically Schindler's List meets The Waterboy.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50OK, whatever. So I did a shit job.
0:20:51 > 0:20:53The queues are forming now.
0:20:55 > 0:20:58I really sold that one really well. It's really funny...
0:20:58 > 0:21:00and I'm naked.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:02 > 0:21:04Take one for the team.
0:21:06 > 0:21:08Very good comeback.
0:21:08 > 0:21:11And I'm not, so that's another thing.
0:21:11 > 0:21:13I feel I didn't do it justice though.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16Can you please pitch the movie a little better?
0:21:16 > 0:21:21It's about a nerdy sheep farmer in the old west who meets this
0:21:21 > 0:21:26mysterious woman who helps him win back his girlfriend who dumped him.
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I don't want to give away too much, but that's the gist of it.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31We've got a clip.
0:21:31 > 0:21:34This is the two of you trying to make Seth's ex...
0:21:34 > 0:21:36Cos it starts with you losing your girlfriend.
0:21:36 > 0:21:39- Correct.- That's not too much plot to give away, is it?
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- You gave us the clip. - You just ruined the whole movie.
0:21:42 > 0:21:43You gave us the clip!
0:21:43 > 0:21:47They said you were really timid and we were all going to have to
0:21:47 > 0:21:49help pull you out of your shell, but that's not the case at all.
0:21:51 > 0:21:52I'm drunk!
0:21:56 > 0:22:01Two of you trying to make Seth's ex jealous. Go.
0:22:01 > 0:22:04That's them! That's them!
0:22:04 > 0:22:06Quick, pretend you just said something funny.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09- LAUGHS:- Oh, my God, you are so hilarious. Where do you come up...?
0:22:09 > 0:22:12- No, you pretend I said something funny.- Stop.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15- Stop. Just introduce me. - How can I...?
0:22:15 > 0:22:18- Oh, hi!- Hey.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20Foy and Louise, right?
0:22:20 > 0:22:22- Mm-hm.- That's right.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25- Uh, this is Anna. She's... - I'm his girlfriend.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27She's my girlfriend.
0:22:27 > 0:22:32- She's the new GF. Big time.- A lot of sexual activity.- All the time.
0:22:32 > 0:22:35I live inside her.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37So if you want to send her a letter you gotta address it -
0:22:37 > 0:22:40care of her vagina.
0:22:40 > 0:22:41Yup.
0:22:48 > 0:22:52You're making a film, there's a lot of things that can go wrong,
0:22:52 > 0:22:53I think you gave yourself...
0:22:53 > 0:22:57I mean, working with that many sheep, were they showbiz sheep?
0:22:57 > 0:23:01We're just trying to win the New Zealand box office.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06In Hollywood, can you get trained sheep?
0:23:06 > 0:23:09You can't really train sheep, they do whatever the hell they want
0:23:09 > 0:23:12and you just point the camera and hope that they fall into place.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15They did train them a little, four of them, they tried.
0:23:15 > 0:23:17The found the four smartest ones
0:23:17 > 0:23:20and they tried to do a little training with them. A little.
0:23:20 > 0:23:27But it's like Brando in his later years, you get what you get.
0:23:27 > 0:23:31I imagine, Charlize, you were very comfortable around the sheep?
0:23:31 > 0:23:32What is that supposed to mean?
0:23:33 > 0:23:37- Weren't you raised by goats or something?- Start with that.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39They don't know that.
0:23:39 > 0:23:41I thought you might make the leap and go,
0:23:41 > 0:23:45"Yes, I'm very good with goats."
0:23:45 > 0:23:49I was raised on a farm, so we had cattle.
0:23:49 > 0:23:53I'm not timid around these kind of animals.
0:23:53 > 0:23:57There were human beings tending to her, she wasn't...
0:23:57 > 0:24:00sucking at the teat of some...
0:24:00 > 0:24:02Well, you don't know that.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04It was an after school snack.
0:24:07 > 0:24:11Isn't it true you do an incredible goat noise?
0:24:11 > 0:24:14Well, I don't know if it's incredible, but I...
0:24:14 > 0:24:15CLEARS THROAT
0:24:20 > 0:24:21That's good!
0:24:25 > 0:24:27That's a South African goat.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32I've lost all my hearing in this ear.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38The other thing, you're directing yourself, Seth, in the movie,
0:24:38 > 0:24:42is this your first screen kiss?
0:24:42 > 0:24:44In the talking pictures, yeah.
0:24:46 > 0:24:49Did you kiss like you thought you kissed?
0:24:49 > 0:24:52That is true. I was OK with it.
0:24:52 > 0:24:55I was a little afraid that I would look a little goldfish-y
0:24:55 > 0:24:57when I saw that.
0:24:57 > 0:25:00No, it was OK. It was all right. She's fantastic.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03Whoa. It was all right?
0:25:03 > 0:25:05It was just all right, really?
0:25:05 > 0:25:08Look, I felt like 100. It was great.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Cos it is that weird thing of doing something for the first time
0:25:12 > 0:25:13and it's crazy.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- Tom, 41 movies now? - Something like that.
0:25:17 > 0:25:19But there was a day when it was your first day on set
0:25:19 > 0:25:22and you didn't know what you were doing.
0:25:22 > 0:25:25- That was Taps, your first movie? - Yeah. I remember being on Taps and...
0:25:25 > 0:25:27FEMALE FANS CHEER
0:25:27 > 0:25:34..Harold Becker yelling out, "Hey, Cruise, there!" I said, "Yes, sir."
0:25:34 > 0:25:37"You see the camera?" I said, "Well, no, sir." He goes,
0:25:37 > 0:25:41"If you don't see the camera you're not going to be in the picture.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44"Move to your right."
0:25:44 > 0:25:46"Thank you, sir."
0:25:46 > 0:25:49Was it The Outsiders where you decided to give your character a trait?
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Yeah, part of the thing was that we were all eating chocolate cake
0:25:52 > 0:25:56and I thought, "In this scene I'm going to eat a lot of chocolate cake."
0:25:56 > 0:26:01We ended up 80 takes later, I'm having to eat chocolate cake.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03You know when you're a young actor you think,
0:26:03 > 0:26:05"This is really cool." It was a bad idea.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07Yes, I've learnt that just recently.
0:26:07 > 0:26:10You've got to go through it. You've got to live through it.
0:26:10 > 0:26:13It was like, "Something weird is happening to my body.
0:26:13 > 0:26:14"I'm about to go unconscious."
0:26:14 > 0:26:16It was past vomiting, do you know what I mean?
0:26:16 > 0:26:18You gain 20lb from one scene.
0:26:18 > 0:26:20When you were directing yourself, Seth,
0:26:20 > 0:26:24how hard was it as an actor not to do voices?
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Cos that is kind of your life.
0:26:26 > 0:26:33Yeah. It was less of a leap that I feared it would be.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37Doing Family Guy, I had gotten into the habit of
0:26:37 > 0:26:41being able to record a line and go into the booth and listen to it
0:26:41 > 0:26:45and switch off my brain and feel like I'm listening to somebody else.
0:26:45 > 0:26:49And that did kick in pretty early on into the process
0:26:49 > 0:26:54where I was able to run into video village and look at the footage
0:26:54 > 0:26:58- and see if I was doing it right. - How many voices do you do?
0:26:58 > 0:27:01Sorry, I didn't mean to take over your interview, but I'm curious.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03How many can you do?
0:27:03 > 0:27:05You know, just enough to avoid being myself.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12In Family Guy, the characters you do, you do...?
0:27:12 > 0:27:18Peter, Brian, Stewie, Quagmire and then a smattering of others.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21Are they all based on people?
0:27:21 > 0:27:23They come from various places.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27Peter, I knew a thousand Peter Griffins growing up in New England.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30Guys who would not think before they spoke. Like...
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- PETER GRIFFIN VOICE: - ..no self-editing mechanism.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34It's coming out with no gateway.
0:27:37 > 0:27:41And Stewie is based on your own Rex Harrison.
0:27:41 > 0:27:42- Who I was a big fan of.- Wow.
0:27:46 > 0:27:49And where's Quagmire from? That can't be a person.
0:27:49 > 0:27:50Quagmire...
0:27:50 > 0:27:52LAUGHTER
0:27:54 > 0:27:56If it is, he's not happy.
0:27:57 > 0:27:58No, he's a bad egg.
0:28:00 > 0:28:03When I was a kid my father used to buy me
0:28:03 > 0:28:07old radio dramas from the '40s and '50s.
0:28:07 > 0:28:10So I would listen to these things and the commercials were intact
0:28:10 > 0:28:12and you hear these old commercials. Like...
0:28:12 > 0:28:15Autolite brand spark plugs. The only spark plugs for you.
0:28:15 > 0:28:17Everyone had this high pitched voice,
0:28:17 > 0:28:20which I guess the mics were more sensitive to the mid-range voice
0:28:20 > 0:28:23at that time, and they all sounded like Quagmire.
0:28:23 > 0:28:26And so that stuck with me and when I was coming up with
0:28:26 > 0:28:31a voice for him, he began as an impression of a 1950s ad man.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33And when you're doing...
0:28:33 > 0:28:37Cos those characters are in scenes together, do you do one line
0:28:37 > 0:28:39after the other or do you do all one and then go back to the other?
0:28:39 > 0:28:42When I table read, yeah, I have to jump back and forth.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46- PETER GRIFFIN:- Hey, what's going on. - STEWIE GRIFFIN:- Hello, fat man. - PETER:- Oh, Stewie, how are you?
0:28:46 > 0:28:49- It's a back and forth... - LAUGHTER
0:28:49 > 0:28:51It's good, right? That is good.
0:28:58 > 0:29:00But then sometimes you do them separately?
0:29:00 > 0:29:05When I record the shows I do it one line at a time.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08But that's not really because of the voices,
0:29:08 > 0:29:11it's just cos you have to be naked, completely naked for Brian.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14Completely nude.
0:29:14 > 0:29:17Completely emotionally and physically nude.
0:29:17 > 0:29:18Can you do the...
0:29:18 > 0:29:19- MUMBLES:- ..thing?- The what?
0:29:19 > 0:29:20HE MUMBLES
0:29:21 > 0:29:23I feel like, "Dance, monkey."
0:29:23 > 0:29:26With a big stick and go, "Do the..."
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- STEWIE GRIFFIN:- I'm a barking seal, aren't I, Graham Norton?
0:29:31 > 0:29:33- STEWIE:- You know, you're an Irishman.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36You think these people accept you as one of their own, but they don't.
0:29:36 > 0:29:37They don't accept you at all.
0:29:37 > 0:29:39Brian, would you like some coolhwip?"
0:29:39 > 0:29:42- BRIAN:- What?- Why are you saying it like that?
0:29:42 > 0:29:44- STEWIE:- I'm saying coolhwip.
0:29:44 > 0:29:47- BRIAN:- You're saying "coolhwip". - STEWIE:- Yes, I'm saying "coolhwip."
0:29:47 > 0:29:49- BRIAN:- You're putting a lot of emphasis on the H.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51- STEWIE:- Coolhwip. I'm saying coolhwip.
0:29:51 > 0:29:54- BRIAN:- Say cool.- STEWIE:- Cool. - BRIAN:- Say whip.- STEWIE:- Hwip.
0:30:01 > 0:30:04It's all recycled vaudeville humour, that's all.
0:30:04 > 0:30:09As good as that is, not the only person on the couch who does voices.
0:30:09 > 0:30:13- Because we've heard Charlize's South African goat.- Thank you.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16- It was very good. - It was excellent.
0:30:16 > 0:30:18Oh, thanks, Tom Cruise.
0:30:18 > 0:30:23- Thank you.- I'm sampling it. It's going to be my ringtone from now on.
0:30:24 > 0:30:28Emily Blunt, I heard you earlier, you do a TC, don't you?
0:30:28 > 0:30:30You do do a TC!
0:30:30 > 0:30:33Not after Seth. I mean, come on.
0:30:33 > 0:30:36- TOM CRUISE IMPRESSION:- Charlize, your goat noise. It was amazing.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39Do one line of Tom.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41What line shall I do?
0:30:41 > 0:30:45- I don't know. IMPRESSION:- I feel the need, the need for speed.
0:30:45 > 0:30:49- That's good. You're good at it. - Do me.- No.
0:30:58 > 0:31:01HIGH PITCHED ENGLISH ACCENT: Tom.
0:31:05 > 0:31:07I do Donald Duck.
0:31:07 > 0:31:11- You do Donald Duck.- Yeah.- Do it. OK, now it's your turn.
0:31:12 > 0:31:15HE COUGHS
0:31:15 > 0:31:17HE SNEEZES
0:31:21 > 0:31:22That's great.
0:31:25 > 0:31:29That's adorable. That's going to be my text message alert.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31Very good.
0:31:32 > 0:31:36My last bit of getting a stick and poking Seth...
0:31:36 > 0:31:37I don't know what that means.
0:31:39 > 0:31:42..is Liam Neeson is in the film,
0:31:42 > 0:31:46did you ever do your version of the Taken phone call for him?
0:31:48 > 0:31:49Do it.
0:31:51 > 0:31:55Our version was Kermit the Frog doing Taken.
0:31:55 > 0:31:58I'm not going to be able to remember the speech.
0:31:58 > 0:32:00- KERMIT IMPRESSION:- I don't have any money.
0:32:10 > 0:32:12But what I do have...
0:32:13 > 0:32:15..are a very specific set of skills.
0:32:18 > 0:32:22Skills that make me a nightmare for somebody like you.
0:32:23 > 0:32:27If you don't let the girl go I will track you down.
0:32:27 > 0:32:30I will find you and I will kill you.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38That's outstanding.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41It's time for our musical guests tonight.
0:32:41 > 0:32:43Shortly we'll have this week's stories in the big Red Chair.
0:32:43 > 0:32:47But first, performing their new single A Sky Full Of Stars,
0:32:47 > 0:32:48it is the one and only Coldplay.
0:32:58 > 0:33:04# Cos you're a sky, cos you're a sky full of stars
0:33:06 > 0:33:10# I'm gonna give you my heart
0:33:13 > 0:33:19# Cos you're a sky, cos you're a sky full of stars
0:33:21 > 0:33:25# And cos you light up my path
0:33:29 > 0:33:34# I don't care, go on and tear me apart
0:33:36 > 0:33:44# I don't care if you do, ooh
0:33:44 > 0:33:50# Cos in a sky, cos in a sky full of stars
0:33:50 > 0:33:56# I think I saw you
0:34:22 > 0:34:28# Cos you're a sky, cos you're a sky full of stars
0:34:31 > 0:34:34# I wanna die in your arms
0:34:38 > 0:34:44# Cos you get lighter the more it gets dark
0:34:46 > 0:34:50# I'm gonna give you my heart
0:34:53 > 0:34:59# I don't care, go on and tear me apart
0:35:01 > 0:35:09# I don't care if you do, ooh
0:35:09 > 0:35:15# Cos in a sky, cos in a sky full of stars
0:35:15 > 0:35:18# I think I saw you
0:35:22 > 0:35:26# I think I saw you
0:35:45 > 0:35:47# I think I saw you
0:36:02 > 0:36:08# You're a sky, you're a sky full of stars
0:36:08 > 0:36:11# Such a heavenly view
0:36:15 > 0:36:19# You're such a heavenly view
0:36:21 > 0:36:25# Yeah, yeah, yeah. #
0:36:41 > 0:36:42Thank you, everybody.
0:36:42 > 0:36:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:45 > 0:36:46Thank you so much.
0:36:50 > 0:36:52Coldplay, everybody!
0:36:52 > 0:36:54Come on over, boys.
0:37:01 > 0:37:03Thank you very much. Congratulations.
0:37:03 > 0:37:05Come on and meet the gang.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23Is there room? Yes, everybody can just about fit.
0:37:23 > 0:37:26- Congratulations on that. Beautiful.- Thank you so much.
0:37:26 > 0:37:29And that is a new single of the new album,
0:37:29 > 0:37:31which is out now and doing incredibly well.
0:37:31 > 0:37:34It's number one in 70-something countries?
0:37:34 > 0:37:37- I'll tell you where it's not number one.- Where?
0:37:37 > 0:37:39Our manager just gave me it.
0:37:40 > 0:37:45Cambodia, Mongolia, the Bahamas and Burkina Faso.
0:37:45 > 0:37:46What's wrong with them?!
0:37:48 > 0:37:50And it's number three in Tajikistan.
0:37:51 > 0:37:53I wonder who's number one there?
0:37:55 > 0:38:01Jonny, I just think you... To be Jonny Buckland in Coldplay,
0:38:01 > 0:38:06- that must be a great job. - It is. It's all right.
0:38:06 > 0:38:07Chris, how did it happen?
0:38:07 > 0:38:11Chris, he gets all the headache of being really famous
0:38:11 > 0:38:13and the other three of you, it's lovely.
0:38:13 > 0:38:16I know. I was hoping to be out of shot in this.
0:38:16 > 0:38:20Are you now dragging them into shot, Chris?
0:38:20 > 0:38:23I'll be honest with you, I did have to convince Jonny to come
0:38:23 > 0:38:24and sit over here.
0:38:24 > 0:38:26Do you get recognised at all?
0:38:26 > 0:38:30Actually, I did this morning. But my first reaction is aggression.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32Like, "How do you know my name?!"
0:38:34 > 0:38:36"It's him you want."
0:38:37 > 0:38:41First time we ever were at the Grammys, I wasn't there,
0:38:41 > 0:38:46and Jonny and Will had won a Grammy and they were backstage doing
0:38:46 > 0:38:49the press and stuff and this lady came over and said...
0:38:49 > 0:38:51"Are you guys doing the catering?
0:38:53 > 0:38:56"These sandwiches are very good. Can we get some more?
0:38:56 > 0:38:58"I want to do a photo with the caterers."
0:38:59 > 0:39:02Ghost Stories out now, presumably you are going to do...
0:39:02 > 0:39:05I know you've done some small gigs, are you going to do a big tour?
0:39:05 > 0:39:06BOTH: No.
0:39:08 > 0:39:09OK.
0:39:11 > 0:39:13That's an exclusive, right here.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17And you can't buy tickets now.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23Yeah, that will be in the press release.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26We're doing an extensive promo campaign in Burkina Faso.
0:39:27 > 0:39:30You need to. They've forgotten you.
0:39:30 > 0:39:31Good luck with the album
0:39:31 > 0:39:34and thank you very much for that beautiful performance tonight.
0:39:34 > 0:39:38- Thank you for being here. I mean... - Seriously, it's my job.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41They're literally paying me to sit here.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46Before we go, just time for a story or two in the Red Chair.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49Did you do this last time, Tom? No, you didn't, you were a gentleman.
0:39:49 > 0:39:54- No, I didn't.- You should do it. It's great.- Oh, come on.
0:39:54 > 0:39:55Come on, Tom.
0:39:55 > 0:39:58- You know you want to do it.- Fine. I do want to do it.
0:40:01 > 0:40:05Tom will sit on top of that building but he won't do this.
0:40:05 > 0:40:07Who's up first?
0:40:07 > 0:40:09- John from London.- Hello, John.
0:40:09 > 0:40:12- What do you do, John?- I'm a plumber.
0:40:12 > 0:40:15- Are you wearing shorts, John? - Yeah, it's hot Friday.
0:40:20 > 0:40:22I like it.
0:40:22 > 0:40:25- All Fridays are hot. - He can predict the weather.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29Plumber and meteorologist. I do both.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Off you go with your story, John.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33I got called out to a job in Chelsea for blocked drains.
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Me and my partner was there.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37We've gone there, we've done the blockage.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Oh, don't say blockage.
0:40:40 > 0:40:41Oh!
0:40:42 > 0:40:46Hey, good on the chair. That was impressive.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Just launched him. I bet you loved it.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52I loved, "Don't say blockage."
0:40:53 > 0:40:56You've changed, Emily Blunt, you've changed.
0:40:56 > 0:40:57Who's up next?
0:40:57 > 0:40:59- Hello.- Hi, I'm Nicole.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01Where are you from, Nicole?
0:41:01 > 0:41:04Lancaster, Pennsylvania, but I live in Dublin, Ireland.
0:41:04 > 0:41:06What do you do there?
0:41:06 > 0:41:07I'm a production coordinator.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09Nicole actually works for us.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12Oh, be nice. Seth, works for Coldplay.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14I'm always nice to Coldplay.
0:41:16 > 0:41:19- Do you know this story?- No.
0:41:19 > 0:41:20Are you the story?
0:41:24 > 0:41:26OK. Off you go with your story.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28So my new Irish boyfriend was coming to visit me
0:41:28 > 0:41:31in Canada just three weeks after meeting him.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34We were all loved up and decided to take a bubble bath together
0:41:34 > 0:41:36and we're drinking champagne.
0:41:36 > 0:41:40And I felt a little burp come on and so I went to burp
0:41:40 > 0:41:43but instead I projectile vomited.
0:41:43 > 0:41:45Wow. I like her.
0:41:45 > 0:41:46Hang on.
0:41:47 > 0:41:50The really sweet part was that he wore glasses at the time
0:41:50 > 0:41:55and he was more worried about me like, "Oh, my God, babe, are you OK?"
0:41:56 > 0:41:59And we've been happily married for two years now.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01- She can walk.- Yeah, go on.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07She's going to fit into Ireland so well.
0:42:07 > 0:42:09Who's next? Hello.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12- Hello, Graham. How are you, mate? - Hey, nice prep school uniform.
0:42:22 > 0:42:25One more. We'll have one more.
0:42:25 > 0:42:27Here we go.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31This isn't going to end well.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38These guys are going to jump us when we're out of here.
0:42:38 > 0:42:41- What's your name? - My name's Ben, I'm from New Zealand.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43- CHEERING - Oh, they're loving you.
0:42:43 > 0:42:46Yeah, we heard about Seth MacFarlane's movie of the sheep,
0:42:46 > 0:42:47so we came here to see it.
0:42:49 > 0:42:52- He's so onside here now. - Let him talk.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54Ben, start your story.
0:42:54 > 0:42:56A couple of years ago my grandad had an eye infection and asked me
0:42:56 > 0:42:58to put eye drops into his eye.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00So I grabbed them from the top of the fridge,
0:43:00 > 0:43:02put about six or seven drops in.
0:43:02 > 0:43:05Looked down, realised they weren't eye drops, it was super glue.
0:43:07 > 0:43:12It took about six hours for them to surgically separate his eyelids.
0:43:12 > 0:43:17He sleeps now with one eye open. No. Nah, he's good.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19That is a good story, but he should be punished.
0:43:19 > 0:43:23- How slow does this...? If I went... - No, it just goes.
0:43:25 > 0:43:27Well done.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31If you'd like to join us on the show, you can.
0:43:31 > 0:43:34Contact us via our website at this very address.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Thank you to my guests tonight - Coldplay.
0:43:39 > 0:43:41Seth MacFarlane.
0:43:41 > 0:43:42Charlize Theron.
0:43:44 > 0:43:45Emily Blunt.
0:43:45 > 0:43:47And Mr Tom Cruise.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:49 > 0:43:53Join me next week when my guests include singer Ed Sheeran.
0:43:53 > 0:43:55Actor Michael Sheen and Avengers star Mark Ruffalo.
0:43:55 > 0:43:58I'll see you then. Good night. Bye.