0:00:02 > 0:00:05Hey, everyone. It is New Year's Eve! Yeah!
0:00:05 > 0:00:08And we are counting down to the show. Here we go, everybody.
0:00:08 > 0:00:14- Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, fiv... - Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold up! Hold up!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17It's Will Ferrell, everybody! CHEERING
0:00:17 > 0:00:20Hold up, please. Erm...
0:00:20 > 0:00:22Thank you, thank you.
0:00:22 > 0:00:28Uh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, everyone, there's been a terrible incident,
0:00:28 > 0:00:32a gigantic magical flying wine truck has collided with the studio
0:00:32 > 0:00:35- and there are hundreds of bottles of Sauvignon blanc everywhere.- What?
0:00:35 > 0:00:38- I kid you not! - LAUGHTER
0:00:38 > 0:00:41What an idiot.
0:00:41 > 0:00:47Come on, people. Five, four, three, two, one...
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Let's start the show!
0:00:50 > 0:00:52CHEERING
0:00:54 > 0:00:58This programme contains some strong language.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14LAUGHTER
0:01:17 > 0:01:20- POOR ENGLISH/IRISH ACCENT:- Good evening, one, and good evening, all.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Welcome to the show, I'm Graham Norton.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:28 > 0:01:32We have a fantastic show for you tonight, some amazing guests,
0:01:32 > 0:01:33including a handsome young man
0:01:33 > 0:01:38who's making quite the name for himself, that's Will Ferrell!
0:01:38 > 0:01:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:44 > 0:01:49Wow, that guy... that guy is ripped! Really ripped!
0:01:49 > 0:01:51There was no wine.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54That is not your beard and that is not your body.
0:01:54 > 0:01:57- Go away.- This wasn't any...? - Wait, wait.- I saw a wine truck...
0:01:57 > 0:02:00Wait! Will Ferrell, everybody!
0:02:00 > 0:02:03CHEERING
0:02:03 > 0:02:06He'll be back. He'll be back later.
0:02:06 > 0:02:08He will. Will Ferrell, oh!
0:02:08 > 0:02:12So, it's New Year's Eve! Everyone have a good Christmas?
0:02:12 > 0:02:14AUDIENCE: Yes!
0:02:14 > 0:02:16Did you?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19LAUGHTER
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Really?
0:02:21 > 0:02:23You don't look well!
0:02:25 > 0:02:28We've got a great show for you to enjoy tonight,
0:02:28 > 0:02:30wherever you're celebrating.
0:02:30 > 0:02:35Whether it's on the beach, on the ski slopes,
0:02:35 > 0:02:38or on your own local high street.
0:02:38 > 0:02:39That's me.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42It really is a magical time of the year, isn't it?
0:02:42 > 0:02:45And, ladies and gentlemen, we are bidding farewell to 2015
0:02:45 > 0:02:48with a great line-up of guests. Not just Will Ferrell,
0:02:48 > 0:02:50he'll also be joined by his Daddy's Home co-star,
0:02:50 > 0:02:53Mark Wahlberg, everyone.
0:02:53 > 0:02:55Yes! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:56 > 0:02:58They'll be here later.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01And we'll have a performance of one of this year's bestselling hits,
0:03:01 > 0:03:03from Years And Years, they're here.
0:03:03 > 0:03:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Adorable!
0:03:06 > 0:03:10But first, this man has had a phenomenal year,
0:03:10 > 0:03:13winning the Bafta, Golden Globe, and Oscar
0:03:13 > 0:03:16for his portrayal of Stephen Hawking in The Theory of Everything,
0:03:16 > 0:03:19now he's tipped for further glory playing the first person
0:03:19 > 0:03:21to undergo gender reassignment in The Danish Girl,
0:03:21 > 0:03:25welcome back Eddie Redmayne, everybody!
0:03:25 > 0:03:27Yay! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:27 > 0:03:29This way, this way. Hey!
0:03:29 > 0:03:32- Happy New Year! - How are you?- I am really well.
0:03:32 > 0:03:34Lovely to see you. Have a seat.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38And joining Eddie, it's the Oscar-winning actress
0:03:38 > 0:03:41who wowed us in The Hunger Games, X-Men, and Silver Linings Playbook,
0:03:41 > 0:03:44now she's Golden Globe nominated again for her role
0:03:44 > 0:03:46in the rags to riches movie, Joy,
0:03:46 > 0:03:48please welcome, for the first-time to the show,
0:03:48 > 0:03:51the wonderful Jennifer Lawrence!
0:03:51 > 0:03:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yay!
0:03:54 > 0:03:57- Always wanted you! - You'd only to ask!- Aw!
0:03:57 > 0:04:01- Well, you're here!- Thank you. - Sit down! Sit down!
0:04:01 > 0:04:02Oh!
0:04:04 > 0:04:07I'm leaving my lipstick there, cos I think we're going
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- to be here for a while, right? - I love that, emergency lipstick.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- I did, yeah, I should hide it from the camera.- Yeah!
0:04:13 > 0:04:16And, if you guys don't know, this is where babies come from.
0:04:16 > 0:04:19LAUGHTER
0:04:19 > 0:04:22- Look, showbiz babies. - I'm so happy I picked this dress!
0:04:22 > 0:04:24It's a nice, sparkly...
0:04:24 > 0:04:27- I'm just going to get drunk and then I won't care.- Yeah!
0:04:27 > 0:04:30It's New Year's Eve! CHEERING
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- Don't forget that.- I don't know. I really hate New Year's Eve.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38- I've never had a good New Year's Eve.- Always a disappointment.
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Always disappointing, everybody's always chasing a good time...
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Jennifer, Jennifer, on message, this is New Year's Eve.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- Oh, right.- People are watching this! - I'm on The Graham Norton Show.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49You're depressing them now, they're thinking...
0:04:49 > 0:04:53- Do people think this is how I am spending New Year's Eve?! - No, that's my point!
0:04:53 > 0:04:54LAUGHTER
0:04:54 > 0:04:57- That's so sad!- I know... - I'm working!
0:04:57 > 0:05:01- They're thinking, "No wonder she hates it!"- Yeah!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04- No, no! So, in real life, you're doing nothing?- Hmm...
0:05:04 > 0:05:07I don't know. I'm going to, like, plan on doing nothing,
0:05:07 > 0:05:09and then, if something lands in my lap...
0:05:09 > 0:05:11I don't know, I always end up, like, disappointed.
0:05:11 > 0:05:14- Drunk, but disappointed. - That's my life!
0:05:14 > 0:05:15SHE LAUGHS
0:05:15 > 0:05:18That's the title of my memoir!
0:05:18 > 0:05:20Damn, I should've got that title!
0:05:20 > 0:05:22- Eddie, what are you doing? - I am... Do you know what?
0:05:22 > 0:05:25My wife and I, we're renting this place in the countryside,
0:05:25 > 0:05:29- and we were hoping it was going to...- I would love to!- Come!
0:05:29 > 0:05:34Unfortunately, I don't think there are any carpets or anything.
0:05:34 > 0:05:37- But we're stubbornly... - Why does Jennifer need carpets?
0:05:37 > 0:05:38She doesn't, just bring a sleeping bag,
0:05:38 > 0:05:41join us around the fire, that's the plan, I think.
0:05:41 > 0:05:45I think he means that I'll only go if there's a red carpet!
0:05:45 > 0:05:49Yeah, there's no red carpet! Sorry! How will you get in?
0:05:49 > 0:05:51Where do I step?
0:05:52 > 0:05:55Just in the car, "How does this happen?"
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Well, listen, Jennifer is returning to our screens
0:05:58 > 0:06:02in the latest comedy drama directed by David O Russell.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05It opens tomorrow, it's called Joy.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08You play Joy, so tell us about Joy.
0:06:08 > 0:06:11Joy is the story of Joy Mangano,
0:06:11 > 0:06:14also inspired by other women who inspired David,
0:06:14 > 0:06:18and she is a mother of two working at Eastern Airlines,
0:06:18 > 0:06:21she gets this brilliant idea for this mop,
0:06:21 > 0:06:25and it's about her journey to sort of make it happen,
0:06:25 > 0:06:28and then the story of success afterwards.
0:06:28 > 0:06:30I have now had far too much whisky to promote this movie!
0:06:30 > 0:06:33No, but what's great about it, because it is a true story,
0:06:33 > 0:06:36- that you think you know where it's going, the plot...- Yeah.
0:06:36 > 0:06:39..and then it's just like, "What just happened?"
0:06:39 > 0:06:43- It is a mad story.- Yeah, thank God that's not what I said!
0:06:43 > 0:06:47I mean, you think you know what's going on and then it's like, "Mrgh!"
0:06:47 > 0:06:48And then, it's like, "Yeah!"
0:06:48 > 0:06:50That's how I feel like talking about it now,
0:06:50 > 0:06:53cos you're totally right. Yes. There are a lot of ups and downs,
0:06:53 > 0:06:57and some beautiful and scary, ugly sides of success.
0:06:57 > 0:07:01- Yeah!- What's it like working with Robert De Niro?- Oh, it's so fun.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04- Is it kind of fun working with pals? - Have you ever had repeated...?
0:07:04 > 0:07:08- No, never, no-one wants me back! - Yeah, once bitten!- Ah...
0:07:08 > 0:07:13All right, let's watch a clip, this is a clip from Joy.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- You watch it, I'm going to change. - LAUGHTER
0:07:16 > 0:07:19- OK, sorry, play the clip. - You look lovely. You look great.
0:07:19 > 0:07:20This is you and Bradley Cooper,
0:07:20 > 0:07:23and you fighting for your place on QVC.
0:07:23 > 0:07:26You said to me that David Selznick, the son of immigrants,
0:07:26 > 0:07:29married Jennifer Jones, an all-American girl from Oklahoma,
0:07:29 > 0:07:33because, in America, all races and classes
0:07:33 > 0:07:36can meet and make whatever opportunities they can.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38And that is what you feel
0:07:38 > 0:07:41when you reach into people's homes with what you sell.
0:07:45 > 0:07:47You said that.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49CHEERING
0:07:53 > 0:07:56"Yay, me! I'm amazing!"
0:07:56 > 0:07:59I should have cymbals!
0:07:59 > 0:08:01- "I'm fantastic!"- God, I'm useless!
0:08:01 > 0:08:04- You're so good, and so good in this.- Thank you.
0:08:04 > 0:08:07And, of course, the third time you've worked with David O Russell.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Yeah.- And it sounds like, when he's directing you,
0:08:10 > 0:08:12he doesn't really have a filter.
0:08:12 > 0:08:13Did he ever have a filter?
0:08:13 > 0:08:16- He certainly doesn't have a filter any more.- Erm, no.
0:08:16 > 0:08:19He doesn't have a filter with anything, but he's just pure cinema,
0:08:19 > 0:08:22he's just pure... I think it's really lovely.
0:08:22 > 0:08:23Cos I grew up doing sports.
0:08:23 > 0:08:27So whenever directors try to get emotional,
0:08:27 > 0:08:30"I think the character would be, at this point..."
0:08:30 > 0:08:32I'm like, "What does that mean?"
0:08:32 > 0:08:34Like, David's just like, "That sucks!"
0:08:34 > 0:08:36You know, that makes sense to me.
0:08:36 > 0:08:39"OK, got it. I'll do it better this time."
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- He doesn't really say that to you, does he?- Of course!
0:08:42 > 0:08:43He was breathing behind me
0:08:43 > 0:08:46when we were doing the diner scene on Silver Linings,
0:08:46 > 0:08:48he's behind the booth, laying there,
0:08:48 > 0:08:51and he has a monitor, and he goes like, "Grrr!"
0:08:51 > 0:08:54And I can hear his breathing, and I'm like, "He doesn't like this!"
0:08:54 > 0:08:58And then he'll go, "Oh, it's bullshit, it's just bullshit."
0:08:58 > 0:09:00And I would just be like, "What do you want?"
0:09:00 > 0:09:03And he'd be like, "Just do it without bullshit."
0:09:03 > 0:09:06And then, eventually, I learned that meant lower my voice a little bit.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10And so now, we just always work together,
0:09:10 > 0:09:14- cos he knows bullshit equals lower voice.- Yeah.- Shorthand.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17Eddie's one of those... You like the chatting about it, don't you?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19I need to be mollycoddled and told I'm great
0:09:19 > 0:09:22- in order for me to do anything! - No, you do not!- I promise I do.
0:09:22 > 0:09:25- I like...- I'll never forget that head smack,
0:09:25 > 0:09:27from - what's it called? - Theory Of Everything.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30No, but this, when we did this interview together, like,
0:09:30 > 0:09:34Jen, who's done more stunts and sort of action, brilliant set pieces,
0:09:34 > 0:09:36we were trying to talk about Theory Of Everything,
0:09:36 > 0:09:38and she kept going back to the head smack...
0:09:38 > 0:09:41- I'm sorry.- ..when I hit my head. She was like, "Tell me how you did it!"
0:09:41 > 0:09:45I know, you literally won an Academy Award for this performance,
0:09:45 > 0:09:47and I haven't said one thing to you about anything artistic
0:09:47 > 0:09:51about the movie. I'm like, "How did you do that head smack, bro?"
0:09:51 > 0:09:54In the interview, trying to create some really complicated way
0:09:54 > 0:09:56in which I did it, whereas actually they just sort of
0:09:56 > 0:09:58put a foam bit on the floor
0:09:58 > 0:10:00and they just tied my hands and made me do that...
0:10:00 > 0:10:04Oh! Even whacking your head on foam without holding your...
0:10:04 > 0:10:06- That's scary!- So brave!
0:10:06 > 0:10:08LAUGHTER
0:10:10 > 0:10:13- Cheers!- Well done, you. Well done, you.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16Now, I don't want to jinx anything, but Eddie Redmayne
0:10:16 > 0:10:18was here last New Year's Eve.
0:10:18 > 0:10:23As he left the building, I said, "Good luck with the Oscars."
0:10:23 > 0:10:25Only won an Oscar! He won an Oscar, ladies and gentlemen!
0:10:25 > 0:10:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:28 > 0:10:31- Thanks for that, Graham. - Yeah!- Very generous.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I was, right before he ran out, when you were introducing him,
0:10:34 > 0:10:36I realised, we had been like talking and catching up,
0:10:36 > 0:10:38and then you're like, "..Academy Award winner..."
0:10:38 > 0:10:41I was like, "Oh, my God, I totally forgot! Congratulations!"
0:10:41 > 0:10:43Never talked to you after that.
0:10:43 > 0:10:46- And again... - Not on purpose!- Not on purpose!
0:10:46 > 0:10:49And again, it's weird, cos you don't want to talk about these things,
0:10:49 > 0:10:52but, you'd a bad one, was it the night you won your Oscar?
0:10:52 > 0:10:53The night I won...
0:10:53 > 0:10:57- I don't want to talk about that night, I had a whole meltdown.- OK!
0:10:57 > 0:11:00That sounds riveting, I want to talk about that!
0:11:00 > 0:11:03It was a series of things, it was like a birth control confusion,
0:11:03 > 0:11:05so I was like hormonal, I fell on my face,
0:11:05 > 0:11:06I forgot to thank the director,
0:11:06 > 0:11:08so I was just like, "What does it all mean? Nothing!"
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I just came home crying...
0:11:13 > 0:11:15And then, my friend, like, ordered the wrong pizza,
0:11:15 > 0:11:17it wasn't thin crust, it was thick crust, I was just like...
0:11:17 > 0:11:20SHE SOBS
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I imagine very different scenes in the Redmayne household.
0:11:23 > 0:11:25- Slightly different.- Oh, really?
0:11:25 > 0:11:28Well, basically, I have a plethora of brothers,
0:11:28 > 0:11:32and their sort of favourite thing is to sort of come...
0:11:32 > 0:11:34I did this film a couple of years ago called Savage Grace,
0:11:34 > 0:11:36with Julianne Moore.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- Keep going, quickly. - What's disastrous?
0:11:39 > 0:11:41- What?- No, no, you left them at "come".- Come!
0:11:41 > 0:11:44- LAUGHTER - Oh, God!- What did he say? What?
0:11:44 > 0:11:47It's going to get worse, so I did this film a couple of years ago,
0:11:47 > 0:11:49called Savage Grace, and it was one of my early,
0:11:49 > 0:11:52one of the first jobs, I was so proud of it,
0:11:52 > 0:11:54it was with Julianne Moore, it involved incest,
0:11:54 > 0:11:56I played her son, and she sleeps with him,
0:11:56 > 0:11:58to sort of try and change his sexuality, anyway...
0:11:58 > 0:11:59- LAUGHTER - ..I was so pleased
0:11:59 > 0:12:02to have got a job, I was so proud of it,
0:12:02 > 0:12:04and they came to the London Film Festival premiere,
0:12:04 > 0:12:07and it was only as I was sitting down, surrounded by my family,
0:12:07 > 0:12:10with all my brothers, sitting next to my Dad,
0:12:10 > 0:12:12basically looking like this, as I was about to do a love scene
0:12:12 > 0:12:15with my mother in the film, just to see what his reaction would be.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Basically, that's always their thing,
0:12:17 > 0:12:19see who can get closest to Dad,
0:12:19 > 0:12:22- in order to watch what his perilous reaction is going to be.- Oh, yeah!
0:12:22 > 0:12:26- Ooh!- I had to kick my brother out from award season for a little bit,
0:12:26 > 0:12:30cos he tried to arm wrestle Matthew McConaughey.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33He was, like, not into it, it was Winter's Bone,
0:12:33 > 0:12:35nobody knew who I was, so he was...
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- So there was that. - He took down McConaughey?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40And my mum is your... How is your mum during premieres?
0:12:40 > 0:12:42- She's pretty good, actually. - She's normal?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44But only because I always say to her...
0:12:44 > 0:12:47I remember we had this amazing experience at the Tony Awards,
0:12:47 > 0:12:48when she came as my date, and I said...
0:12:48 > 0:12:51- That's cute.- .."Mum, what happens is they come up on cameras,
0:12:51 > 0:12:54"and they look at your face, so when I don't win, you have got to look...
0:12:54 > 0:12:57- "You know, you can't get, 'Grr!' you know, really angry."- Yeah!
0:12:57 > 0:13:00And my mum... I love my mum, she is quite competitive.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04Anyway, this moment happened, and I was nominated for a prize,
0:13:04 > 0:13:08and them, I was lucky enough to win, and I was so elated, but my mum,
0:13:08 > 0:13:11I'd given such a grilling to, she's just sort of sat there.
0:13:11 > 0:13:14- LAUGHTER - "I'm not allowed to react!"
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- I'm like, "I've won!" - That's so funny.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19The whole family, the whole family I'm sure,
0:13:19 > 0:13:22will be very proud of your new film, The Danish Girl.
0:13:22 > 0:13:23It also opens tomorrow,
0:13:23 > 0:13:25and it's had a lot of press.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27And it is an extraordinary story,
0:13:27 > 0:13:31and more extraordinary, because it is mostly true, all true, or...?
0:13:31 > 0:13:36Yes, it is based on Lili and Gerda's life,
0:13:36 > 0:13:39this couple who lived in 1920s, in Copenhagen,
0:13:39 > 0:13:42and, um, Lili was one of the first people to transition,
0:13:42 > 0:13:45to undergo gender confirmation surgery in the 1930s.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48And it's really about this... It's a really passionate love story
0:13:48 > 0:13:51about these two, kind of, extraordinary people.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55And this film, they've been trying to get it made for years...
0:13:55 > 0:13:58- It's been a long road, Graham! - Yeah! And what's odd is that,
0:13:58 > 0:14:02now that it finally comes blinking into the light...
0:14:02 > 0:14:04- Mm-hm.- ..it's hit this moment when these issues
0:14:04 > 0:14:06- are more high profile than ever before.- Yeah.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- But that is just coincidence?- It is. It's been 15 years in the making.
0:14:09 > 0:14:13And I was making Les Miserables about four, five years ago,
0:14:13 > 0:14:16and Tom Hooper, the director, he gave me the script,
0:14:16 > 0:14:18and he didn't say anything about it.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21He gave me this surreptitious brown envelope and he said,
0:14:21 > 0:14:25"Have a read of this." and I was completely sucker punched by it.
0:14:25 > 0:14:26I found such a beautiful story.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30And I said, "Where can I sign up? He was like, "No, no.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32"This film's probably not going to happen for a while."
0:14:32 > 0:14:35And, as you say, it's come out at this time,
0:14:35 > 0:14:38and there's such a shift in the past year, of trans issues
0:14:38 > 0:14:42coming to the mainstream, but kind of what was staggering for me
0:14:42 > 0:14:44was their story happened almost 100 years ago,
0:14:44 > 0:14:47and it's sort of astounding how little progress there's been,
0:14:47 > 0:14:49only in the past couple of years there really has been some change.
0:14:49 > 0:14:52And one of those weird things for you, as an actor, that, suddenly,
0:14:52 > 0:14:55you have to become a kind of spokesperson,
0:14:55 > 0:14:57- or you're kind of representing, in a way.- Well, it's...
0:14:57 > 0:15:00I mean, it's incredibly, um...
0:15:00 > 0:15:03For me, it's wonderful, because the story is so beautiful,
0:15:03 > 0:15:06and the people I met, preparing to play the part,
0:15:06 > 0:15:09people from the trans community, who were incredibly generous,
0:15:09 > 0:15:14and so, the whole thing has been a privilege, really,
0:15:14 > 0:15:18and getting to - not in any way talk for the community - because...
0:15:18 > 0:15:20- but really to try and be an ally. Learn to be an ally.- Yeah!
0:15:20 > 0:15:23All right, we've got a clip from The Danish Girl.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25This is you and your wife, who we must also mention,
0:15:25 > 0:15:29- cos she's fabulous! - She's wonderful.- Alicia Vikander.
0:15:29 > 0:15:33And this is the morning after Lili's first public appearance.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Exactly what happened between you
0:15:35 > 0:15:38- and Sandahl last night? - Nothing. It was nothing.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42- Did he know it was you? - It wasn't as simple as that.
0:15:42 > 0:15:45I watched him kiss you, Einar, so could you please make an effort?
0:15:49 > 0:15:52He may have known who I was, but I wasn't always m-me.
0:15:53 > 0:15:56There was a moment when I was just Lili
0:15:56 > 0:15:58and I think that he could see that.
0:15:59 > 0:16:01- Do you see?- But Lili doesn't exist.
0:16:05 > 0:16:09- We made her up.- I know.- We were playing a game.- I know we were.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13But then...
0:16:15 > 0:16:16..something changed.
0:16:16 > 0:16:20CHEERING
0:16:23 > 0:16:24Wow.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30As I've already said, that comes out tomorrow as well.
0:16:30 > 0:16:32Now, the thing is,
0:16:32 > 0:16:36because it's so unusual to have two such young Oscar winners...
0:16:36 > 0:16:39- This normally happens... - That's why we're friends!- Yeah!
0:16:39 > 0:16:42You're part of an elite club. But the other thing you share
0:16:42 > 0:16:45is quite short-lived careers in modelling.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48- I thought you said just "shortest careers"!- I know!
0:16:48 > 0:16:51- Wow!- I was like... "Oooh! Oh."
0:16:51 > 0:16:56- Happy New Year(!)- Yeah! - So, because you...
0:16:56 > 0:16:57What was your big break?
0:16:57 > 0:17:00- Was it Vogue? Esquire? - Where are we going with this?
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- I think all of the above! - Talk about modelling. Talk about it!
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Or was it, in fact...? - Want me to talk about my modelling?
0:17:06 > 0:17:09- I think HE'S about to talk about my modelling!- Oh, my God!
0:17:09 > 0:17:11- Do you have pictures? - Yes, because, he did...
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Look at these. Like, it's hard to make a jumper sexy.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- True that. - LAUGHTER
0:17:16 > 0:17:19But I think he has managed it.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:17:23 > 0:17:27Has wool... Has wool ever looked hotter?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31- I mean, seriously...- Here's the thing, your sweater his eyeballs.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33LAUGHTER
0:17:33 > 0:17:35God, that was a high point...
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- Oh, my God!- ..but I think you can actually still buy that,
0:17:38 > 0:17:41and the point of that is you can learn to knit it yourself.
0:17:41 > 0:17:45- Oh!- So you guys can take one of those home and knit it yourself.
0:17:45 > 0:17:46So I can buy the sweater,
0:17:46 > 0:17:48- and then I have to do it myself as well?- Yeah!
0:17:48 > 0:17:50Actually, there's a classic thing in here.
0:17:50 > 0:17:53So you know when you want something for Christmas
0:17:53 > 0:17:56and say to your mum or granny, "I'd really like a trendy sweat top,
0:17:56 > 0:17:59"I'd like a really nice, trendy, zippy-up top"?
0:17:59 > 0:18:01And then they knit it for you.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03LAUGHTER
0:18:04 > 0:18:08- "NO!"- Yeah, that's the Christmas nightmare!- It is, isn't it?- Yeah.
0:18:08 > 0:18:10But you still do some modelling, don't you?
0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Sporadically and very unsuccessfully.- Stop it!
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- You do big brands! - I don't know any of this!
0:18:15 > 0:18:19I did a campaign for Burberry, which was very amazing.
0:18:19 > 0:18:23I did it a few years ago and Mario Testino shot it.
0:18:23 > 0:18:26- Oh!- And I remember... It was when I was just starting out
0:18:26 > 0:18:30and, in this photograph, there was sort of a model,
0:18:30 > 0:18:35and me, an actor, wannabe actor, and a musician.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37And Mario Testino, who I'd never worked with,
0:18:37 > 0:18:39who is one of the most extraordinary, brilliant people,
0:18:39 > 0:18:42but, in that moment, he was almost like a parody of himself.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45So, we had to run and jump for the photograph.
0:18:45 > 0:18:47And he goes, he's literally got the camera there, and he goes...
0:18:47 > 0:18:49- MOCK ITALIAN ACCENT: - "OK, so, darling,
0:18:49 > 0:18:52"you supermodel, you rock star, Eddie, you movie star,
0:18:52 > 0:18:55"I'm Mario Testino, and one, two, three...go!"
0:18:55 > 0:18:57LAUGHTER
0:18:57 > 0:19:00And I leapt into the air... I leapt into the air
0:19:00 > 0:19:03and these two, sort of, pros, and me, at the end, going...
0:19:04 > 0:19:08But he gets the photos, because they're so natural ones
0:19:08 > 0:19:10of sort of shock and minor despair and wonder,
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- I think, at the same time. - Cos you...
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- You don't have my pictures... - I don't!- ..and I'll tell you why.
0:19:16 > 0:19:18Yes, tell us why, because really,
0:19:18 > 0:19:21- an amazing job to get. - I was an Abercrombie model.- Get in.
0:19:21 > 0:19:24- Abercrombie and Fitch, ladies and gentlemen!- Don't make your hoots!
0:19:24 > 0:19:27- Wait till the end of the story! - Pre-emptive hoots!
0:19:27 > 0:19:29So my pictures never came out, I did like the whole campaign,
0:19:29 > 0:19:32and the pictures never came out, and I didn't know why,
0:19:32 > 0:19:34and my agent wrote and asked why,
0:19:34 > 0:19:37and they literally only responded with the photos.
0:19:37 > 0:19:39LAUGHTER
0:19:39 > 0:19:43Because they, like, their whole idea was, like, "We want real people."
0:19:43 > 0:19:45So they, like, got...
0:19:45 > 0:19:48I don't know, we were on a beach, and they threw us a football
0:19:48 > 0:19:49and they were like, "Play football!"
0:19:49 > 0:19:52And all the other models were playing football,
0:19:52 > 0:19:55like, in the pretty way. You know, like... Not me!
0:19:55 > 0:19:59I was... All of the photos, I've got a red face, covered in sweat,
0:19:59 > 0:20:02my nostrils are flared, I'm like, "Aargh!"...
0:20:03 > 0:20:04..in the back of a picture.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07At one point, a girl yelled, "Get her away from me!"
0:20:07 > 0:20:10LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:20:10 > 0:20:12So...
0:20:12 > 0:20:13I'm desperate to see those photos.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16You won't see them in a store, that's for sure.
0:20:16 > 0:20:21Good luck. Good luck to both of you and really I wish you all the best
0:20:21 > 0:20:23with both these movies and with 2016.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26Ladies and gentlemen, Eddie Redmayne and Jennifer Lawrence.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29CHEERING
0:20:29 > 0:20:30Yay.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32CHEERING DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:20:32 > 0:20:36And so... And so to my next Hogmanay guest.
0:20:36 > 0:20:40Will Ferrell has made us laughed with films like Elf, Old School,
0:20:40 > 0:20:43Talladega Nights and his star turn as legendary anchorman Ron Burgundy,
0:20:43 > 0:20:47while Mark Wahlberg is a multi-talented actor/producer
0:20:47 > 0:20:49who has given us drama in The Fighter,
0:20:49 > 0:20:53action in The Departed and comedy in Ted and The Other Guys.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57Now they're back together in the hilarious new movie, Daddy's Home.
0:20:57 > 0:20:59Here's Will as the stepfather
0:20:59 > 0:21:02trying to impress the kids in front of real dad Mark.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05One lucky fan is going to get
0:21:05 > 0:21:09a chance to shoot from half-court to win a family vacation
0:21:09 > 0:21:14- to Disney World! - CHEERING
0:21:14 > 0:21:20That's right, and our lucky fan is sitting in section 113,
0:21:20 > 0:21:23row six, seat one.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Where is he? Let's see it! Where is he?
0:21:25 > 0:21:29It's me. It's me. I win. I win.
0:21:29 > 0:21:33I'm going to Disneyland. I'm going to make it right.
0:21:33 > 0:21:34Yay!
0:21:34 > 0:21:37All right, sir, what's your name?
0:21:37 > 0:21:39First off, I love my kids.
0:21:39 > 0:21:42- He loves his kids! Let's give it up! - CHEERING
0:21:43 > 0:21:46This one is for Dylan and Megan and Sarah and Dylan.
0:21:46 > 0:21:48Nothing but net.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51All right, he's going for it, nothing but net.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57SHE SCREAMS, CROWD GROANS
0:21:57 > 0:22:02Please welcome Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg.
0:22:02 > 0:22:03CHEERING
0:22:09 > 0:22:12Nice to see you. Hello.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Sit down. Sit down. Hey!
0:22:16 > 0:22:19- Oh, naughty, yes.- Naughty.
0:22:19 > 0:22:25- Oh! Yes! Yes!- Yes!- I know!- Yes!
0:22:25 > 0:22:26CHEERING
0:22:28 > 0:22:30It's a little later. It's a little later,
0:22:30 > 0:22:33- so we thought we might roll out some real drinks...- Great.- ..because,
0:22:33 > 0:22:37Will Ferrell, you have a bar in New York dedicated to you.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- Apparently, I do, yes. - Have you been?- I haven't been.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44- That seems almost rude.- A little. - They don't want him to come.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48It's a Will Ferrell-themed bar, but they don't want Will Ferrell.
0:22:48 > 0:22:50- It's called Stay Classy, right? - Yes. Stay Classy New York.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- Is that what it's called? - Stay Classy New York. Yeah, it is.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56- We've got a selection of cocktails. - I've been.- You've been?- Yes.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58- Have you really been? - I was invited, yeah.
0:22:58 > 0:23:01- LAUGHTER - I haven't been invited yet.
0:23:01 > 0:23:05I can offer you... There's a cocktail called Great Odin's Raven.
0:23:05 > 0:23:10- There's Smelly Pirate Hooker. - Mm-hm.- There's a Whale's Vagina.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14Or, my favourite, I Piss Excellence.
0:23:14 > 0:23:18- Er, fancy any of those?- Well, I've got to go for a Whale's Vagina.
0:23:18 > 0:23:22- A Whale's Vagina is... That's the Whale's Vagina. OK.- OK.
0:23:22 > 0:23:25- That's a Smelly Pirate Hooker, that one.- Yeah, give me the Pirate.
0:23:25 > 0:23:28OK, have a Pirate Hooker. And I'll have Piss Excellence.
0:23:28 > 0:23:30How is your Whale's Vagina?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36From what I remember, that's exactly what...
0:23:36 > 0:23:38LAUGHTER
0:23:38 > 0:23:41..it should taste like, yeah!
0:23:41 > 0:23:43- Cheers.- Oh, it's very potent. Yeah.
0:23:43 > 0:23:45- And Happy New Year's. - Happy New Year!
0:23:45 > 0:23:47Happy New Year, everyone. Happy New Year.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49So now, of course, Christmas has gone.
0:23:49 > 0:23:51How was Christmas, Mark Wahlberg?
0:23:51 > 0:23:55- Christmas was wonderful.- Yeah? - Yeah.- What was your best present?
0:23:55 > 0:23:58- I didn't get anything.- No, Mark!
0:23:58 > 0:24:01I didn't get anything. And I didn't give the kids anything.
0:24:01 > 0:24:03LAUGHTER
0:24:03 > 0:24:05I figured why bother?
0:24:05 > 0:24:07- Yeah, tough love.- Exactly.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10Didn't we just do this last year? I mean, come on.
0:24:10 > 0:24:13- They're not going to remember anyway.- Do something original.- Yeah.
0:24:13 > 0:24:17- Christmas for you must be amazing, cos you're Elf.- I, er...
0:24:17 > 0:24:18Yes, I'm Elf.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22But that's too scary for my children. They don't...
0:24:22 > 0:24:25It's not too scary for mine. How do I get Elf to show up to my house?
0:24:25 > 0:24:28- So I can be cool.- 50,000 euros.
0:24:29 > 0:24:33That's not a problem. Do you have the tights on under the suit?
0:24:33 > 0:24:35I have the tights on right now, yes.
0:24:35 > 0:24:38I've been wearing them since Christmas Day.
0:24:38 > 0:24:40- It's Christmas...- Yeah, yeah.
0:24:40 > 0:24:45As I say, the two of you bring us a festive treat in Daddy's Home,
0:24:45 > 0:24:48and it's in cinemas everywhere now.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50And it's a very kind of modern family comedy in that
0:24:50 > 0:24:56it's about a stepfather coming face-to-face with the biological dad.
0:24:56 > 0:25:01Yeah, it's kind of, I mean, the story of kind of the blended family
0:25:01 > 0:25:04that we're coming across more and more and, yeah,
0:25:04 > 0:25:06I'm the stepfather to your kids
0:25:06 > 0:25:10and I pride myself on being the world's greatest dad.
0:25:10 > 0:25:14I cry a little too much, I'm very emotionally available...
0:25:15 > 0:25:17..which is sickening.
0:25:17 > 0:25:22- And, er, then, Dusty comes into the picture.- Who is...- A real man's man.
0:25:22 > 0:25:26- Yes.- Yeah!- And as I say, it's really, really funny.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Lots of big laugh out loud moments,
0:25:28 > 0:25:31- like the moment in the clip we just saw.- Right.- And...
0:25:31 > 0:25:34Which people thought was real. When we were filming it.
0:25:34 > 0:25:36We shot it in a national basketball game
0:25:36 > 0:25:39and we only had six minutes, so they basically said, "At half-time,
0:25:39 > 0:25:42"stay in your seats, because you can be in a scene of a movie,"
0:25:42 > 0:25:44but they didn't tell them what we were doing
0:25:44 > 0:25:46and then, all of a sudden, Will stumbles onto the court
0:25:46 > 0:25:49pretending to be drunk and hits the cheerleader.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52I had at least five or six Whale's Vaginas going in.
0:25:52 > 0:25:53LAUGHTER
0:25:53 > 0:25:56And it just went viral. People were going crazy all over the internet.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00People thought I had wandered into a live NBA basketball game
0:26:00 > 0:26:04and had taken the liberty to peg a cheerleader in the head,
0:26:04 > 0:26:07and that I should be severely reprimanded,
0:26:07 > 0:26:09which I couldn't argue with, but...
0:26:09 > 0:26:12But also, it's just as well you are good at sports,
0:26:12 > 0:26:14because, you know, it'd have taken me
0:26:14 > 0:26:16forever to try and hit that cheerleader in the face.
0:26:16 > 0:26:18He hit that poor girl about five times in a row.
0:26:18 > 0:26:22I said, "I think we got it on the first take," he was like,
0:26:22 > 0:26:23"Oh, no, no, no. I need another"
0:26:23 > 0:26:25"I don't think she wants to do it again."
0:26:25 > 0:26:30- "I just need one more."- She did. She told me she did, OK? Relax.
0:26:30 > 0:26:32Listen, you're both dads yourself and, Mark,
0:26:32 > 0:26:34we've talked about your parenting style.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37- You're firm, but fair in the Wahlberg household.- Yes.
0:26:37 > 0:26:40- But you are very involved. You're very hands-on.- Mm-hm.
0:26:40 > 0:26:43- You go to all their sporting games, if you can.- Oh, absolutely.
0:26:43 > 0:26:45Yeah. But they're not liking me at the games any more.
0:26:45 > 0:26:48I get a little too crazy. I get a little too passionate.
0:26:48 > 0:26:51- I know, because they've taken pictures of you.- Oh, God!
0:26:51 > 0:26:54There's another picture. You're really going for it in this next one.
0:26:54 > 0:26:56Look at that. Rargh! You do kind of think,
0:26:56 > 0:26:59- you must know...- Is that you coaching?- I'm on the sidelines.
0:26:59 > 0:27:01- Oh, you're on the sidelines. - I'm just with other parents.- OK.
0:27:01 > 0:27:03My wife, always... She'll take...
0:27:03 > 0:27:07Cos I bring these chairs, she takes a chair and sits down the other end.
0:27:07 > 0:27:09Acts like she doesn't know me.
0:27:09 > 0:27:12But EVERYONE knows you. Don't you think you should just tone it down?
0:27:12 > 0:27:14- I can't help it.- I've been there.
0:27:14 > 0:27:18He just played in the championship game and I couldn't even eat.
0:27:18 > 0:27:21I mean, my stomach was in butterflies. He's nine.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24My stomach was in butterflies and, oh, God, it was crazy.
0:27:24 > 0:27:27I lost my voice for about a week, screaming, yelling.
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- Did they win?- No.- Ooh!
0:27:30 > 0:27:32So I had to beat him.
0:27:32 > 0:27:34LAUGHTER
0:27:34 > 0:27:37I had money on that freaking game.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40So did I.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44A little red button thing like, "Is Mark joking?"
0:27:44 > 0:27:47- Will, you coach.- I coach. I've experienced the same thing.
0:27:47 > 0:27:51- You forget... - He'd be the worst coach!- Why?
0:27:51 > 0:27:53Because they could be down 20,
0:27:53 > 0:27:57"Don't worry, guys, you're doing really good. You know what?
0:27:57 > 0:28:00"There are a lot of positive things happening. Why are you crying?
0:28:00 > 0:28:04- "It's OK."- "You learn more from defeat than winning."
0:28:04 > 0:28:05LAUGHTER
0:28:05 > 0:28:07Have you ever said that out loud, Will?
0:28:07 > 0:28:11- Sadly, that's exactly my strategy.- Oh, my God!- Yeah.
0:28:11 > 0:28:14But I did have a moment where I was screaming at my oldest son,
0:28:14 > 0:28:18who was ten years old at the time, and I was like,
0:28:18 > 0:28:21"Magnus! MAGNUS! MAGNUS!"
0:28:21 > 0:28:25And he stops in the middle of the game and he's like, "What?"
0:28:25 > 0:28:30And I realised I had lost my mind and I just said, "Never mind.
0:28:30 > 0:28:34"Just try to get closer to the ball..."
0:28:34 > 0:28:38But it's hard. It's hard to not get wrapped up in the excitement.
0:28:38 > 0:28:40It must be hard, because everyone must recognise you at a game.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42Usually. Usually.
0:28:42 > 0:28:47I was growing my moustache out for Anchorman 2 and coaching
0:28:47 > 0:28:52on the sideline and the opposing coach was like, "You look familiar."
0:28:52 > 0:28:54And I go, "Yeah."
0:28:56 > 0:28:58"Are you that actor?" I'm like, "I think so."
0:29:00 > 0:29:02He said, "Is that moustache real?"
0:29:02 > 0:29:05I said, "Yes, why would I be wearing a fake moustache...
0:29:07 > 0:29:10"..at a kids' soccer game?"
0:29:10 > 0:29:14- It's happened.- "Honey, hold on, I've got to put my fake moustache on
0:29:14 > 0:29:16"so that I'm unrecognisable."
0:29:18 > 0:29:22And this is your second movie together, so you obviously get on.
0:29:22 > 0:29:26- Yeah. Swimmingly. - Good. Happy to hear it.
0:29:26 > 0:29:30But you have offended co-stars, Will Ferrell. Was it Harrison Ford?
0:29:30 > 0:29:33- What happened with him? - On, yeah, this was not good.
0:29:33 > 0:29:36You worked with Harrison Ford?
0:29:36 > 0:29:39He shot on the first day of Anchorman 2
0:29:39 > 0:29:43and we were all very nervous to work with him. That's him, by the way.
0:29:43 > 0:29:45- Audiovisual aid.- Yeah.- That's him.
0:29:45 > 0:29:52And he came into the trailer and, you know, it's Harrison Ford, right?
0:29:52 > 0:29:56And I'm very diligent, as is Mark, when we're filming.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00Go to bed early, don't usually go out to dinner, and he...
0:30:00 > 0:30:04As he's getting his make-up off, he's like, "Dinner?"
0:30:04 > 0:30:07And I'm like, "No, I'm good, I have something in my trailer."
0:30:07 > 0:30:09And then he leaves
0:30:09 > 0:30:12and I realise I just turned down Harrison Ford for dinner.
0:30:12 > 0:30:13Um...
0:30:13 > 0:30:15That's the end of the story.
0:30:15 > 0:30:16LAUGHTER
0:30:16 > 0:30:18It's kind of worse than that, isn't it?
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- It's not like you were saying you had other plans.- Not at all.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24- You just said, "I'm going to eat something..."- I'm going to eat...
0:30:24 > 0:30:28a bad Styrofoam case full of food provided to me by catering.
0:30:28 > 0:30:31I'm not going to choose to have dinner with you,
0:30:31 > 0:30:35Harrison Ford, where you can regale me in stories.
0:30:35 > 0:30:38I'm choosing my boiled chicken.
0:30:38 > 0:30:41- Yeah.- Have you seen him again?
0:30:41 > 0:30:43I haven't. I've tried to find him.
0:30:43 > 0:30:47- I have.- Have you had dinner with him?- Yes.- What has he said?
0:30:47 > 0:30:51He told me to tell you to go fuck yourself.
0:30:51 > 0:30:53LAUGHTER
0:30:53 > 0:30:54I highly doubt that.
0:30:54 > 0:30:57And that you are a pompous, arrogant piece of shit.
0:30:57 > 0:31:00I love that Mark Wahlberg is saying this,
0:31:00 > 0:31:03and I look down and my next question is, "Mark Wahlberg,
0:31:03 > 0:31:05"you had an extraordinary gig a few months ago."
0:31:05 > 0:31:07- Oh, with the Pope?- Yeah!
0:31:07 > 0:31:09LAUGHTER
0:31:09 > 0:31:11You hosted the Pope.
0:31:13 > 0:31:17- Yes, I did. - Did the Pope recognise you?- Er, no.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20He hasn't watched television since the mid-80s.
0:31:20 > 0:31:23Except he does love The Graham Norton Show
0:31:23 > 0:31:26and he's going to be appalled at your language.
0:31:27 > 0:31:30I already apologised for my language in the movies that I've done.
0:31:30 > 0:31:34I didn't know if he was a movie fan or not, and I was hugging this
0:31:34 > 0:31:37young boy who has an amazing voice, I mean, really a gift from God,
0:31:37 > 0:31:40and, all of a sudden, he comes out and goes,
0:31:40 > 0:31:43"I really loved you in Ted." This kid's, like, 10-11 years old.
0:31:43 > 0:31:46I said, "That's inappropriate for you to watch that."
0:31:46 > 0:31:48And then I had to apologise and explain myself.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50And did you hang out in any sense?
0:31:50 > 0:31:54Er, no, we had a brief encounter, I was able to say hello
0:31:54 > 0:31:58and we exchanged some pleasantries and that was pretty much it.
0:31:58 > 0:32:01I've never... I mean, I've met presidents. I've never seen
0:32:01 > 0:32:04so many people from all walks of life.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07Two million people were at this event to come to see,
0:32:07 > 0:32:10- just to get a glimpse of this man. - Wow.- And he was on the move.
0:32:10 > 0:32:13Originally, he was going to leave
0:32:13 > 0:32:17and they started basically cutting bits of the show as we were going.
0:32:17 > 0:32:19I'm hosting the show, so they're telling me,
0:32:19 > 0:32:23"Well, this is going and that's going." But then, er...
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Er, what is his name, that wonderful singer?
0:32:26 > 0:32:30- Um...- Tony Bennett? - No.- Josh Groban?
0:32:30 > 0:32:32- No.- Placido Domingo.
0:32:32 > 0:32:33Harry from One Direction.
0:32:35 > 0:32:38- You're making it harder to remember.- OK.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41- Sorry.- What kind of music?
0:32:41 > 0:32:46Opera. He's a wonderful gentleman. He has a problem with his eyes.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49- WOMAN:- Andrea Bocelli. - Andrea Bocelli.- Bocelli.- Yes.
0:32:49 > 0:32:51A problem with his eyes! LAUGHTER
0:32:51 > 0:32:53I think he's blind, Mark.
0:32:53 > 0:32:54LAUGHTER
0:32:54 > 0:32:56APPLAUSE
0:32:56 > 0:32:58INDISTINCT
0:32:58 > 0:33:01"Kept bumping into things! I-I... He's a problem!"
0:33:01 > 0:33:06So, anyway, then the Pope decided to stay and then...
0:33:06 > 0:33:09and then Bocelli kept going and singing more and more songs!
0:33:09 > 0:33:11And then , they had a moment together.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14Cos he couldn't see the signal to stop.
0:33:14 > 0:33:16LAUGHTER
0:33:16 > 0:33:20- That's what the lady was doing! - She was like...- I thought she was...
0:33:20 > 0:33:24- "We're good!"- I thought she was...- "The Pope left."
0:33:24 > 0:33:26LAUGHTER
0:33:26 > 0:33:28APPLAUSE
0:33:30 > 0:33:33Right! It's time for music and we're delighted to welcome back
0:33:33 > 0:33:37a young band for whom 2015 has been an amazing year.
0:33:37 > 0:33:39Here performing one of their biggest hits, Shine,
0:33:39 > 0:33:42please welcome Years & Years.
0:33:42 > 0:33:43CHEERING
0:33:54 > 0:33:56# I remember us alone
0:33:56 > 0:33:58# Waiting for the light to go
0:33:58 > 0:34:00# Don't you feel that hunger?
0:34:00 > 0:34:03# I've got so many secrets to show
0:34:03 > 0:34:05# When I saw you on that stage
0:34:05 > 0:34:07# I shiver with the look you gave
0:34:07 > 0:34:08# Don't you hear that rhythm?
0:34:08 > 0:34:12# Can you show me how we can escape?
0:34:12 > 0:34:16# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:34:16 > 0:34:18# And I was biting my tongue
0:34:18 > 0:34:21# And I was trying to hide
0:34:21 > 0:34:25# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:34:25 > 0:34:27# And I'll forget what I've done
0:34:27 > 0:34:29# And I will be redefined
0:34:29 > 0:34:35# Cos it's shaking the sky and I'm following lightning
0:34:35 > 0:34:39# I'll recover if you keep me alive
0:34:39 > 0:34:41# Don't leave me behind
0:34:41 > 0:34:44# Can you see me? I'm shining
0:34:44 > 0:34:47# And it's you that I've been waiting to find
0:34:47 > 0:34:49# I'm holding it all tonight
0:34:49 > 0:34:51# I'm folding it all tonight
0:34:51 > 0:34:53# You know that you make it shine
0:34:53 > 0:34:56# It's you that I've been waiting to find
0:34:56 > 0:34:58# I'm holding it all tonight
0:34:58 > 0:35:00# I'm folding it all tonight
0:35:00 > 0:35:02# You know that you make it shine
0:35:02 > 0:35:05# It's you that I've been waiting to find
0:35:05 > 0:35:07# Now that we can hear that sound
0:35:07 > 0:35:09# Now that you can hold me down
0:35:09 > 0:35:11# You can pull me under
0:35:11 > 0:35:14# You can raze everything to the ground
0:35:14 > 0:35:16# Everything I can arrange
0:35:16 > 0:35:18# And every part of me you change
0:35:18 > 0:35:19# Just hold me together
0:35:19 > 0:35:23# Tell me that you'll always want me to stay
0:35:23 > 0:35:27# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:35:27 > 0:35:29# And I was biting my tongue
0:35:29 > 0:35:32# And I was trying to hide
0:35:32 > 0:35:34- # Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh - No, no, no, no
0:35:34 > 0:35:36# Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
0:35:36 > 0:35:39# And I'll forget what I've done
0:35:39 > 0:35:41# And I will be redefined
0:35:41 > 0:35:46# Cos it's shaking the sky and I'm following lightning
0:35:46 > 0:35:50# I'll recover if you keep me alive
0:35:50 > 0:35:52# Don't leave me behind
0:35:52 > 0:35:55# Can you see me? I'm shining
0:35:55 > 0:35:58# And it's you that I've been waiting to find
0:35:58 > 0:36:00# I wanna be the one you steal
0:36:00 > 0:36:03# I wanna be the one you shield
0:36:03 > 0:36:07# I wanna be the one that your love That your love can heal
0:36:07 > 0:36:09# I wanna be the one you steal
0:36:09 > 0:36:11# I wanna be the one you shield
0:36:11 > 0:36:16# I wanna be the one that your love That your love...
0:36:16 > 0:36:22# Cos it's shaking the sky and I'm following lightning
0:36:22 > 0:36:25# I'll recover if you keep me alive
0:36:25 > 0:36:27# Don't leave me behind
0:36:27 > 0:36:31# Can you see me? I'm shining
0:36:31 > 0:36:34# And it's you that I've been waiting to find
0:36:34 > 0:36:36- # I'm holding it all tonight - Tonight!
0:36:36 > 0:36:39- # I'm folding it all tonight - Tonight!
0:36:39 > 0:36:40# You know that you make it shine
0:36:40 > 0:36:43# It's you that I've been waiting to find
0:36:43 > 0:36:45- # I'm holding it all tonight - Tonight!
0:36:45 > 0:36:49- # I'm folding it all tonight - Tonight, yeah!
0:36:49 > 0:36:52# It's you that I've been waiting to find
0:36:52 > 0:36:55# Ah-ah-oh! #
0:36:58 > 0:37:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:01 > 0:37:02Thank you.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05Years & Years! Well done, guys.
0:37:05 > 0:37:08Come over and join us do. Aw! Come on, guys.
0:37:08 > 0:37:15Come on, do. Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done. Well done.
0:37:15 > 0:37:19Have a seat. There you go.
0:37:19 > 0:37:22Years & Years, it's Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell.
0:37:22 > 0:37:27ALL EXCHANGE GREETINGS
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Sit down. Well done. Happy New Year.
0:37:29 > 0:37:33- Are you good?- Hi. Yeah.- "Yeah, yeah!" - Oh, sorry. Oh, my gosh.
0:37:33 > 0:37:38- LAUGHTER Aw!- I'm quite emotional.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41I was going to ask you what was...
0:37:41 > 0:37:44I was going to ask you what were your highlights of 2015,
0:37:44 > 0:37:46but this is probably it.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49Still got his hand on my back, by the way.
0:37:49 > 0:37:53- Just to let you all know. - It's just comfort.- Aw.
0:37:53 > 0:37:56But it has been an amazing year, cos this time last year people didn't...
0:37:56 > 0:37:59- Well, I didn't know who Years & Years were.- Cheers.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02- You don't know who we are, though.- Oh... No.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04- LAUGHTER - That's OK.
0:38:04 > 0:38:07- I was singing that song on the way over!- I do now.- Yeah.- I'm all in.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09LAUGHTER
0:38:12 > 0:38:17- So, apart from this, apart from this, what are you doing tonight?- Um...
0:38:17 > 0:38:19Oh, yeah, cos it's New Year.
0:38:19 > 0:38:24- A Whale's vagina.- Whale's vaginas. - What does it taste like?
0:38:24 > 0:38:27- Whale's vagina. - He wouldn't know.
0:38:27 > 0:38:29LAUGHTER GRAHAM: And you would?
0:38:29 > 0:38:31APPLAUSE
0:38:36 > 0:38:37Oh, right, that's a "gay thing".
0:38:39 > 0:38:42"Yeah, why would he know what a whale's vagina tastes like?"
0:38:44 > 0:38:47"Not like me! Herman Melville over here."
0:38:50 > 0:38:53OK, listen, midnight is fast approaching,
0:38:53 > 0:38:58so let's have a final visit of the year to our Big Red Chair.
0:38:58 > 0:39:03- So who's here? Oh, hello.- Hello. - You're on the television.- I know!
0:39:03 > 0:39:07- Happy New Year.- Happy New Year. - What's your name?- My name's Alex.
0:39:07 > 0:39:10- Alex. Lovely. Are you from Scotland? - Yes, I am.- Home of Hogmanay.
0:39:10 > 0:39:14- And what do you do?- I'm an engagement manager for a student union.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17She's not dressed right for the red chair.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19What do you want her to wear?
0:39:19 > 0:39:22Looks like that skirt's going to go flying over her head.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24Well, we may find out in a minute, Mark.
0:39:24 > 0:39:26Waiting patiently.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28You keep your eyes on the prize.
0:39:28 > 0:39:30LAUGHTER
0:39:33 > 0:39:35Everywhere. Everywhere.
0:39:40 > 0:39:43OK, do you have a New Year's resolution?
0:39:43 > 0:39:48- Yes. It's to not be so vain.- Not be so vain.- Yes. Hmm!- OK, off you go.
0:39:48 > 0:39:51OK, so, a couple of years ago when I was at university,
0:39:51 > 0:39:55my friend Catherine and I were cycling to netball practice, so...
0:39:55 > 0:39:56LAUGHTER
0:39:56 > 0:39:58There she goes.
0:39:58 > 0:40:00You saw nothing. You saw nothing.
0:40:01 > 0:40:03We really didn't.
0:40:03 > 0:40:05We didn't! We didn't! OK, who's up next?
0:40:05 > 0:40:07- Hello!- Hello.
0:40:07 > 0:40:09- What's your name? - I'm James.- James. All right.
0:40:09 > 0:40:13- And where are you from, James? - I'm from London.- OK, lovely.
0:40:13 > 0:40:15And what's your New Year's resolution?
0:40:15 > 0:40:18So, my New Year's resolution next year is going to be
0:40:18 > 0:40:21never to get in a helicopter with Ed Miliband.
0:40:21 > 0:40:24Good resolution!
0:40:24 > 0:40:27We could probably all make that resolution, sure.
0:40:27 > 0:40:29And probably keep it.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Ed Miliband!
0:40:31 > 0:40:32LAUGHTER
0:40:34 > 0:40:38If Ed Miliband turns on the TV now, he'll be so amazed.
0:40:38 > 0:40:41"They remember me!"
0:40:41 > 0:40:44His New Year's resolution will be not to get in one with me.
0:40:44 > 0:40:46Oh, OK, so what happened? Sorry, yes.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49So I used to be an Army officer and, when I was a captain, I used
0:40:49 > 0:40:53to be the aide to the commander of British forces in Afghanistan.
0:40:53 > 0:40:54Oh, yeah, OK.
0:40:54 > 0:40:57Ed came out to visit, I was managing his visit,
0:40:57 > 0:41:02and I'd called in a helicopter to take us to the next serial,
0:41:02 > 0:41:05but then, I realised that, the day before, I'd had Afghan food
0:41:05 > 0:41:09and I had a bit of a gurgle in my stomach,
0:41:09 > 0:41:13and I ran towards the portaloos that were the one side,
0:41:13 > 0:41:15just the other side of the helicopter landing site
0:41:15 > 0:41:19but I didn't make it, and I ended up being covered in
0:41:19 > 0:41:24what you can imagine you'd get from eating too much Afghan dairy.
0:41:24 > 0:41:27Anyway, I heard the helicopter come in to land...
0:41:27 > 0:41:32So, just one second. He shat himself. He shat himself.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34- We're clear. - Where's Ed Miliband in this story?
0:41:34 > 0:41:37- I heard the helicopter coming in to land.- Ed Miliband's there.
0:41:37 > 0:41:39You missed that bit. Ed Miliband was visiting, he's visiting him,
0:41:39 > 0:41:42he's now shat himself and a helicopter's landing.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45- He has or Ed Miliband? - He shat himself.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48Ed Miliband, dry as a bone, good as gold.
0:41:48 > 0:41:52- For now.- I'm with it.- Yeah.
0:41:52 > 0:41:54So Ed's at the H&S with all the party, the press,
0:41:54 > 0:41:58everything like that. I have to run, covered in my own shit,
0:41:58 > 0:42:01all the way to the helicopter, run onto the helicopter
0:42:01 > 0:42:03and I get on and I go right to the back.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06But who comes and sits next to me but Ed?
0:42:06 > 0:42:09And, as you know, if anyone has shit themselves,
0:42:09 > 0:42:12once you've started, once that's gone, you can't stop it again.
0:42:12 > 0:42:14LAUGHTER
0:42:14 > 0:42:17So he's sat there next to me, he knows,
0:42:17 > 0:42:20and it comes flowing out again as the helicopter lifts off.
0:42:20 > 0:42:23In the grooves of the Chinook, it's going up and down.
0:42:23 > 0:42:25There's only one person that knows it's me.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28There's the girl that's the door gunner, the RAF door gunner,
0:42:28 > 0:42:31she's just got her eyes burning into me,
0:42:31 > 0:42:33just knowing exactly what's happened.
0:42:33 > 0:42:37The helicopter has to be downed for cleaning for two hours,
0:42:37 > 0:42:40taking it off-line. And the best bit is that,
0:42:40 > 0:42:44when Ed was flying back from Kabul to London,
0:42:44 > 0:42:47the plane that he was flying on had to get diverted to Muscat because
0:42:47 > 0:42:50he came down with the same sickness and he was stuck there for 24 hours.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52Oh!
0:42:52 > 0:42:55That is a very good story. You've got a question? Stay there.
0:42:55 > 0:42:59You were going to walk, but we need a quick question.
0:42:59 > 0:43:03What's the name of the restaurant and are they open on New Year's Day?
0:43:03 > 0:43:06- Great goat!- You can walk.- Thanks.
0:43:06 > 0:43:09CHEERING
0:43:09 > 0:43:10That was compelling.
0:43:10 > 0:43:14That was compelling. Well done, everyone in the Big Red Chair.
0:43:14 > 0:43:16And if you would like to join us on the show,
0:43:16 > 0:43:18and have a go in that chair, you can!
0:43:18 > 0:43:21Contact us via our website at this very address.
0:43:21 > 0:43:25That is it for tonight and indeed for this year.
0:43:25 > 0:43:26Thank you to all my guests tonight -
0:43:26 > 0:43:28Jennifer Lawrence and Eddie Redmayne...
0:43:28 > 0:43:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:30 > 0:43:32..Years & Years... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:32 > 0:43:35..Mark Wahlberg... CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:35 > 0:43:38..and Mr Will Ferrell! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:40 > 0:43:44We'll be back on Friday, the 8th of January with musical guest James Bay,
0:43:44 > 0:43:47comedienne Tracey Ullman and the magnificent Ralph Fiennes.
0:43:47 > 0:43:49Until then, have a very happy New Year.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51Good night, everybody, bye-bye!