Episode 12

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04I'm just putting the finishing touches on tonight's show.

0:00:04 > 0:00:06I've got three shiny Star Wars celebs.

0:00:06 > 0:00:08I've got a sparkly Kylie.

0:00:08 > 0:00:10And I just need some golden baubles.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13Can I have my golden balls, please? HE GASPS

0:00:13 > 0:00:15It's David Beckham, everybody! CHEERING

0:00:15 > 0:00:17Let's start the show!

0:00:17 > 0:00:18APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:33 > 0:00:34APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Oh!

0:00:34 > 0:00:35Oh! CHEERING

0:00:35 > 0:00:37Oh!

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Merry Christmas!

0:00:40 > 0:00:44Merry Christmas. Good evening, one. Good evening, all.

0:00:44 > 0:00:47Oh! The golden balls, ladies and gentlemen.

0:00:47 > 0:00:49LAUGHTER Mm. Still warm.

0:00:49 > 0:00:50LAUGHTER

0:00:50 > 0:00:52Now... BALLS CLUNK

0:00:52 > 0:00:55Apparently, they bounce. LAUGHTER

0:00:55 > 0:00:56A great show for you tonight.

0:00:56 > 0:00:59And, of course, we will be talking about the new Star Wars movie.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02But there's been actual space travel in the news this week.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Congratulations to British astronaut Tim Peake, everybody!

0:01:05 > 0:01:07APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:07 > 0:01:09How great is that?

0:01:09 > 0:01:11APPLAUSE CONTINUES

0:01:11 > 0:01:14Up in the Space Station.

0:01:14 > 0:01:17And Tim, of course, spent years training for this mission,

0:01:17 > 0:01:19including preparing to drink water

0:01:19 > 0:01:21that's been recycled from urine.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24I know. How on earth do you train for that?

0:01:25 > 0:01:27Erm... LAUGHTER

0:01:27 > 0:01:29APPLAUSE But let's get some guests on.

0:01:29 > 0:01:31APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Later we'll be shooting the breeze with Mr David Beckham. Yeah.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37CHEERING

0:01:37 > 0:01:40But first, she's the definition of a pop princess.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43She's sold over 70 million records worldwide and dazzled us

0:01:43 > 0:01:44with her sell-out tours.

0:01:44 > 0:01:46Now she's getting us in the festive spirit

0:01:46 > 0:01:48with her first-ever Christmas album.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50It's Kylie Minogue!

0:01:50 > 0:01:52CHEERING Oh!

0:01:52 > 0:01:53- Ah!- Beautiful.

0:01:53 > 0:01:55Fringy, slinky.

0:01:55 > 0:01:57- Mwah and mwah.- How are you?

0:01:57 > 0:01:58Merry Christmas.

0:01:58 > 0:02:00Hi!

0:02:00 > 0:02:02As Star Wars fever grips the world once again,

0:02:02 > 0:02:05this young couple are the home-grown stars

0:02:05 > 0:02:07of the long-awaited The Force Awakens.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11Please welcome Daisy Ridley and John Boyega!

0:02:11 > 0:02:14CHEERING Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:02:14 > 0:02:15- Hello!- Hello.- Hi.

0:02:15 > 0:02:17Lovely to see you. Hello, sir.

0:02:17 > 0:02:20- Hello, how are you?- Very well. Really well.

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Sit down, sit down, sit down.

0:02:23 > 0:02:26And, reprising her role as the most famous princess

0:02:26 > 0:02:27in the Star Wars galaxy,

0:02:27 > 0:02:30it's a warm welcome back to actress, bestselling author

0:02:30 > 0:02:32and one of my favourite people.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34It's Carrie Fisher, everybody!

0:02:34 > 0:02:35CHEERING

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Gary Fisher!

0:02:37 > 0:02:38GRAHAM LAUGHS

0:02:38 > 0:02:39Hello. How are you?

0:02:39 > 0:02:42MUFFLED SPEECH

0:02:42 > 0:02:43Where are we going?

0:02:43 > 0:02:46APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:02:46 > 0:02:47Come on. Up we go.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49I feel bad. I didn't introduce your friend.

0:02:49 > 0:02:51And he's upset. Look at him.

0:02:51 > 0:02:52Oh! LAUGHTER

0:02:52 > 0:02:54This is Gary. And this is...

0:02:54 > 0:02:56- That's Gary Fisher. - This is Gary's bacon.

0:02:56 > 0:02:58LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:02:58 > 0:03:00Oh, lovely little Gary. Very, very nice to see you.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02Of course, Kylie. Kylie down there...

0:03:02 > 0:03:04Now, Daisy and John, presumably, you're English,

0:03:04 > 0:03:07- so you love and know Kylie very well. - Yes.- Yes.

0:03:07 > 0:03:10- Well, no. I don't know if you love...- Let's go with yes.

0:03:10 > 0:03:12- OK, yes.- Let's go with love. LAUGHTER

0:03:12 > 0:03:14And, Carrie, are you familiar with Kylie...?

0:03:14 > 0:03:17- I loathe her! - LAUGHTER

0:03:17 > 0:03:21I am familiar, but, because I'm American...

0:03:21 > 0:03:22- nothing. I don't know. - GRAHAM LAUGHS

0:03:22 > 0:03:24Very big fan.

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Kylie, I'm hoping, because of the conversation we are about to have,

0:03:27 > 0:03:29that you are interested in Star Wars.

0:03:29 > 0:03:30Have you seen Star Wars?

0:03:30 > 0:03:32Yes. I mean, I was that...

0:03:32 > 0:03:34I'm not much higher. I was about to say I was that high.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36LAUGHTER

0:03:36 > 0:03:37I was still waiting for my growth spurt.

0:03:37 > 0:03:39No, Star Wars was huge when I was a kid.

0:03:39 > 0:03:41I was high, too, but not that high.

0:03:41 > 0:03:43- LAUGHTER - I'm joking.

0:03:43 > 0:03:45I'm joking!

0:03:45 > 0:03:46APPLAUSE

0:03:46 > 0:03:49I'm sorry, I couldn't help it. It was right there.

0:03:49 > 0:03:51And thank you very much, Kylie,

0:03:51 > 0:03:53because Star Wars brings all the excitement,

0:03:53 > 0:03:54but you bring the Christmas,

0:03:54 > 0:03:56because this is your first-ever Christmas album.

0:03:56 > 0:03:58It's my first Christmas album.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00I kind of dabbled in Christmas before with a couple of songs,

0:04:00 > 0:04:04but, no, it has been full-tilt Chris...

0:04:04 > 0:04:06- Christmas crackers is what's happened this year.- But...

0:04:06 > 0:04:09presumably, you've been living Christmas for months now,

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- cos when did you record this? - Yeah, since June, July.

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- Wow.- So I'm so excited you've all caught up and it's finally Christmas

0:04:14 > 0:04:15- for all of us. - LAUGHTER

0:04:15 > 0:04:18What Christmas song are you singing for us later?

0:04:18 > 0:04:19- Winter Wonderland. - GRAHAM GASPS

0:04:19 > 0:04:22CHEERING Lovely, very nice. Lovely.

0:04:22 > 0:04:24We've got a special winter wonderland for you to do it in.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27- Nice.- Thank you.- And, Daisy and John, so it's Christmas,

0:04:27 > 0:04:29presumably, your families are just going to get

0:04:29 > 0:04:31sacks of Star Wars crap for Christmas.

0:04:31 > 0:04:34Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm looking to give them toys of myself.

0:04:34 > 0:04:35Yes! LAUGHTER

0:04:35 > 0:04:37What? What a lovely gift!

0:04:37 > 0:04:38Yeah, I mean, it's me.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40I'm just going to give you me.

0:04:40 > 0:04:42- LAUGHTER CARRIE:- Ha!

0:04:42 > 0:04:43- I'm not. - LAUGHTER

0:04:43 > 0:04:45- You're going to buy real things? - Yeah.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47But you've no time to buy real things!

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Well, I got my sister over from Australia.

0:04:49 > 0:04:50So that was a nice gift.

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Where was it from Australia? - That's a perfect gift.

0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Oh, she's in Melbourne. - Oh, nice.- Yeah.

0:04:55 > 0:04:56Sorry...

0:04:56 > 0:04:58LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH

0:04:58 > 0:05:02Now, here's the thing. So it is shrouded in secrecy, the whole thing.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04We're not allowed to know anything.

0:05:04 > 0:05:07So, Daisy, how long did you have to keep the secret of actually

0:05:07 > 0:05:08being in it, that you'd got the part?

0:05:08 > 0:05:10- Three months.- No! Three months?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- Yeah.- You had to tell someone in three months.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- Did you not know that? - Oh, I told them when I got cast.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18- I told the taxi driver. - LAUGHTER

0:05:18 > 0:05:20- I told him straight up. - APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:05:20 > 0:05:22- CARRIE:- You didn't tell anybody?

0:05:23 > 0:05:24You didn't tell anyone.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27I said the other day, I did tell the taxi driver. I can't lie to you.

0:05:27 > 0:05:31- I did. I did.- Your family didn't know?- No, my family didn't know.

0:05:31 > 0:05:32- Yeah.- The taxi driver did. - LAUGHTER

0:05:32 > 0:05:34I got in the taxi and I was just like,

0:05:34 > 0:05:37"Mate, I've just been cast in Star Wars." And he was just like...

0:05:37 > 0:05:39- "All right, mate." - LAUGHTER

0:05:39 > 0:05:40Don't think he believed me.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Who did you tell first, Daisy?

0:05:42 > 0:05:44I told my sister and my mum when I came in. And then I told my dad.

0:05:44 > 0:05:46And he was kind of sleeping and he went,

0:05:46 > 0:05:48- "Jesus Christ". And then... - LAUGHTER

0:05:48 > 0:05:51Then the next day, he was like, "I think your mum told me something."

0:05:51 > 0:05:53And I was like, "No, no, no. I told you that."

0:05:53 > 0:05:55Then he went, "Oh, I was always more of a Trek fan."

0:05:55 > 0:05:57- AUDIENCE:- Oh!

0:05:57 > 0:05:58- Devastating.- Yeah.

0:05:58 > 0:06:01That's a bad father. LAUGHTER

0:06:01 > 0:06:03He's great. He's backstage.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05How was your family, when you heard, John?

0:06:05 > 0:06:06They had no clue what Star Wars was.

0:06:06 > 0:06:08But they were great that I got a job.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09LAUGHTER

0:06:09 > 0:06:12APPLAUSE

0:06:14 > 0:06:16And, Carrie, the secrecy thing.

0:06:16 > 0:06:18How have you managed to keep...?

0:06:18 > 0:06:21- Did they give you a script?- Anything? - Do they give you a script?

0:06:21 > 0:06:24They gave me a script for about three hours

0:06:24 > 0:06:27- and waited, you know, out by the gate.- Yeah, yeah.

0:06:27 > 0:06:30And so it was a lot of pressure to...

0:06:30 > 0:06:33I just looked for my bits. No idea what context it was in, nothing.

0:06:33 > 0:06:35- LAUGHTER - And I still don't know.

0:06:35 > 0:06:37LAUGHTER

0:06:37 > 0:06:40So, you know, I don't know. It was awful.

0:06:40 > 0:06:42But I told him!

0:06:42 > 0:06:45No, no. I... And I kept the secret!

0:06:45 > 0:06:48So she's so rubbish, she told me... LAUGHTER

0:06:48 > 0:06:51But then I knew I'd do the show one day and it would help me.

0:06:51 > 0:06:52LAUGHTER

0:06:52 > 0:06:53And so I... I was...

0:06:53 > 0:06:56People would be talking about Star Wars and I'd be thinking,

0:06:56 > 0:06:58- "I know what happens!"- Do you? - LAUGHTER

0:06:58 > 0:07:00- Yes!- Have you seen the film?- Yes!

0:07:00 > 0:07:03- But before that.- Before that.- A year ago, she told me.- You knew?

0:07:03 > 0:07:04- Yeah.- Everything?- Everything.

0:07:04 > 0:07:06Oh my God, Carrie!

0:07:06 > 0:07:08LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH

0:07:08 > 0:07:10- My gosh! - APPLAUSE

0:07:10 > 0:07:12Carrie!

0:07:14 > 0:07:17- We were both kind of merging type people.- I can't believe,

0:07:17 > 0:07:19of all the people to trust with a secret,

0:07:19 > 0:07:21I'm not the one! LAUGHTER

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- But you were. Look!- I know, I was very good.- It challenged you.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26- It developed you as a person. - No, but here's the thing.

0:07:26 > 0:07:28LAUGHTER Should we, none of us, wonder...?

0:07:28 > 0:07:29LAUGHTER

0:07:29 > 0:07:31Is he happy to stay there?

0:07:31 > 0:07:33- He's very overexposed and he's tired.- OK.

0:07:33 > 0:07:36- No, he'll be fine. - Shall we ignore him?- Absolutely.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38- Act like nothing happened. - LAUGHTER

0:07:38 > 0:07:40- John:- My God. - He's having a whale of a time.

0:07:40 > 0:07:42LAUGHTER

0:07:42 > 0:07:44His back hurts a little bit.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46LAUGHTER

0:07:46 > 0:07:48- He needs a... - He is doing yoga.

0:07:48 > 0:07:50LAUGHTER

0:07:50 > 0:07:52- How you doing? - I can't believe his schedule.

0:07:52 > 0:07:54The thing is, we do know that he is a Star Wars fan.

0:07:54 > 0:07:57- Oh, that's right. - We've seen some pictures of Gary.

0:07:57 > 0:07:58Here's Gary...

0:07:58 > 0:08:00LAUGHTER

0:08:02 > 0:08:05And then... Who put the wig on him?

0:08:05 > 0:08:06Was that you?

0:08:06 > 0:08:07I don't remember.

0:08:07 > 0:08:09- Well, somebody put a wig on him. - Come on!

0:08:09 > 0:08:10LAUGHTER

0:08:12 > 0:08:13That doesn't look good.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15LAUGHTER

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- That's a great holiday gift. - Oh, here's another.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21If you've got a cat, you're thinking, what will I get my cat for Christmas?

0:08:21 > 0:08:25You could do worse than get your cat a lightsaber.

0:08:25 > 0:08:28- No.- Have you seen the Jedi Cats?

0:08:28 > 0:08:30- Oh, my God. - Have you not seen Jedi Cats, Carrie?

0:08:30 > 0:08:31- No.- Oh, there's...

0:08:31 > 0:08:34Actually, if you google Jedi Cats, there are loads of these videos.

0:08:34 > 0:08:36But this is our favourite video.

0:08:36 > 0:08:39Someone goes to quite a lot of trouble to make these of...

0:08:39 > 0:08:41of Jedi Cats. Here's some Jedi Cats.

0:08:41 > 0:08:43STAR WARS THEME PLAYS

0:08:43 > 0:08:44LAUGHTER

0:08:44 > 0:08:46WHIZZING

0:08:50 > 0:08:52LAUGHTER

0:08:52 > 0:08:54CRACKLING

0:08:59 > 0:09:01APPLAUSE Jedi Cats.

0:09:01 > 0:09:02OK!

0:09:06 > 0:09:09Well, let's talk about Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12It is. It's open everywhere. It's all over the world. And it's...

0:09:12 > 0:09:15I mean, it's a new movie, it's a new start,

0:09:15 > 0:09:17but it is back to basics for Star Wars, isn't it?

0:09:17 > 0:09:19Particularly for Star Wars fans.

0:09:19 > 0:09:22Do you know what's so crazy, is because we haven't been able to

0:09:22 > 0:09:25say anything about the story, so now we're being asked

0:09:25 > 0:09:27- about the narrative, it's like... - Now we don't know how.

0:09:27 > 0:09:29- Do we say anything? - LAUGHTER

0:09:29 > 0:09:32So it's very strange to have to say something about it.

0:09:32 > 0:09:33OK. I'll tell you what we can say.

0:09:33 > 0:09:36We can say you, obviously are Princ... No, General Leia now.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38They didn't tell me that till later.

0:09:38 > 0:09:39LAUGHTER

0:09:39 > 0:09:41I wouldn't have approved. Well, I would!

0:09:41 > 0:09:43So you're General Leia? So, Daisy, you are...?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45- Rey.- Who is...?

0:09:45 > 0:09:47A scavenger from the planet Jakku.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50OK. Well, everyone's up to speed now.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52She's a scavenger from the planet Jakku.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54LAUGHTER And, John, you are?

0:09:54 > 0:09:57And I'm a stormtrooper who doesn't want to be a stormtrooper any more.

0:09:57 > 0:10:00Aw! LAUGHTER

0:10:00 > 0:10:03- Yes, guys. It's a hard life, honestly.- That picture says it all.

0:10:03 > 0:10:06That is the picture of a stormtrooper who doesn't want to be a stormtrooper any more.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08LAUGHTER

0:10:08 > 0:10:10And, Kylie, who do you play in the film?

0:10:10 > 0:10:11LAUGHTER

0:10:11 > 0:10:15- That would be such a great plot twist, wouldn't it?- I don't play anyone, but I have so many questions

0:10:15 > 0:10:18- about the outfits. That's what I'd be interested in.- Ooh.

0:10:18 > 0:10:19Cos I love your outfits, obviously.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21- Oh, thank you.- All of them. - LAUGHTER

0:10:21 > 0:10:24Cos my new outfit, I either look like a

0:10:24 > 0:10:27fashionable gas station attendant...

0:10:27 > 0:10:29LAUGHTER

0:10:29 > 0:10:32..and then I have a long, big...

0:10:32 > 0:10:35a big dress and I have a hairstyle where I look...

0:10:35 > 0:10:38- it looks like a baboon's ass. - LAUGHTER

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Like, in a really good way.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42Of course. In a very good way.

0:10:42 > 0:10:45- And, Daisy, you get to use your lovely English voice.- I do.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47- Throughout.- I do.

0:10:47 > 0:10:48John, not so much.

0:10:48 > 0:10:50- No. - LAUGHTER

0:10:50 > 0:10:52- I have an American accent in it. - Do it! He's so good at it.

0:10:52 > 0:10:54- No. Your accent is so good.- Amazing.

0:10:54 > 0:10:56Thank you. I tried it in the British, but it didn't work out.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59- IN BRITISH ACCENT:- "I'm a storm trooper. I'm gonna 'elp save ya!"

0:10:59 > 0:11:01LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH

0:11:01 > 0:11:04- It didn't work out. - APPLAUSE

0:11:04 > 0:11:06Didn't you do it on stage?

0:11:06 > 0:11:08Yes. Yes. And J.J. was just like,

0:11:08 > 0:11:10"Er, John. I... I don't think it's right."

0:11:10 > 0:11:12- LAUGHTER - "Let's go with American."

0:11:12 > 0:11:14But what if you hadn't been able to do American?

0:11:14 > 0:11:17- AMERICAN ACCENT: - Then I would have been PISSED!

0:11:17 > 0:11:19- Would have been fired. - Would have been fired.

0:11:19 > 0:11:20LAUGHTER

0:11:20 > 0:11:23Cos, Carrie, way back in the beginning, 19...

0:11:23 > 0:11:25- was it '76?- '76.- '76.

0:11:25 > 0:11:29When you're on set, your first day on set, you had a similar thing with an accent?

0:11:29 > 0:11:31But mine was an accident accent.

0:11:31 > 0:11:34- SCATTERED LAUGHTER - I had bee... It's viral.

0:11:34 > 0:11:36I'd been going to school here -

0:11:36 > 0:11:39- it's the Central School of Speech and Drama.- Ooh, yes.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41And we'd been taught to sort of say...

0:11:41 > 0:11:44SHE TALKS GIBBERISH

0:11:44 > 0:11:46A thing distinctly hard to say, but a harder thing to do.

0:11:46 > 0:11:50- And so... - Woo!- Woo!- All right, yeah.

0:11:50 > 0:11:52Isn't it beautiful? And you can see it in all my work.

0:11:52 > 0:11:54LAUGHTER

0:11:54 > 0:11:56All the levels and the layers.

0:11:56 > 0:11:57So, erm...

0:11:57 > 0:12:00It went at it, it was like, Governor Tarkin,

0:12:00 > 0:12:05"I thought I recognised her foul stench when I arrived on board."

0:12:05 > 0:12:08Now, I did it conversationally and George came to me.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12The only time I got direction from George was the first day, he said,

0:12:12 > 0:12:15"You are really upset.

0:12:15 > 0:12:18"You're just about to have your planet blown up",

0:12:18 > 0:12:20and, you know, such like.

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- LAUGHTER - And, when I get upset,

0:12:23 > 0:12:24- I become British. - LAUGHTER

0:12:26 > 0:12:29You're better at conflict than we are.

0:12:29 > 0:12:32- LAUGHTER - Clearly. And so I just...

0:12:32 > 0:12:34So try this - Governor Tarkin,

0:12:34 > 0:12:38"I thought I recognised your foul stench when I arrived on board."

0:12:38 > 0:12:40LAUGHTER

0:12:40 > 0:12:41- APPLAUSE - Thank you.

0:12:41 > 0:12:44Shakespearian, Shakespearian. It's Shakespearian. Yeah.

0:12:44 > 0:12:47Listen, we're going to watch a clip of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.

0:12:47 > 0:12:52And I promise there are no plot spoilers in this clip.

0:12:52 > 0:12:56This is John and Daisy running away from an explosion.

0:12:56 > 0:12:57LAUGHTER

0:12:59 > 0:13:01HE PANTS

0:13:01 > 0:13:04- We can't outrun them!- We might!

0:13:04 > 0:13:05In that quad jumper.

0:13:05 > 0:13:07Hey! We need a pilot!

0:13:07 > 0:13:08We've got one.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10- You?! - HE SHOUTS

0:13:14 > 0:13:15Oh, very good. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:13:19 > 0:13:23John, Daisy, running away from an explosion.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26- Thank you.- I hope that didn't spoil it for anybody.

0:13:26 > 0:13:28LAUGHTER But, er, that happens in the film.

0:13:28 > 0:13:30LAUGHTER Yeah.

0:13:30 > 0:13:32- CARRIE:- A couple of times, actually. - Don't spoil it!

0:13:32 > 0:13:34LAUGHTER

0:13:34 > 0:13:38So, John and Daisy you're newcomers to the franchise, obviously.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40But then you've got... How do we describe you?

0:13:40 > 0:13:42- "Veteran" seems... - What do they say on...?

0:13:42 > 0:13:46- Legacy.- Legacy players. - Oh, the legacy players.

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- LAUGHTER - Geriatric, but fun geriatric!

0:13:49 > 0:13:53We look a bit like we've... We still look like ourselves,

0:13:53 > 0:13:55but like we've melted a bit.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57LAUGHTER

0:13:57 > 0:13:58In a good way.

0:13:58 > 0:14:02So...you've got the legacy players. You've got the legacy players.

0:14:02 > 0:14:04You've got Carrie, Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07So was that helpful in any way?

0:14:07 > 0:14:08Daisy, did you get advice?

0:14:08 > 0:14:11- CARRIE LAUGHS - Carrie, go on. What did you tell me?

0:14:11 > 0:14:12I said...

0:14:12 > 0:14:16not to go through the crew like wildfire.

0:14:16 > 0:14:18LAUGHTER

0:14:18 > 0:14:21- That's helpful! - APPLAUSE

0:14:21 > 0:14:23Did you take that advice?

0:14:23 > 0:14:24Always, always.

0:14:24 > 0:14:25No...

0:14:25 > 0:14:28I also told her not to take any advice from me.

0:14:28 > 0:14:30LAUGHTER

0:14:30 > 0:14:31Which is really good advice.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33It was. Yeah, good advice.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36No, but it was like this - I didn't know, thankfully, till later that

0:14:36 > 0:14:37I was, sort of a...

0:14:37 > 0:14:39SHE SIGHS

0:14:39 > 0:14:41..it's hard to say... a sex symbol or something.

0:14:41 > 0:14:45Whatever that means! So I went into a store one day

0:14:45 > 0:14:50and this boy said, you know, "Oh, are you are Princess Leia?"

0:14:50 > 0:14:52"Yes."

0:14:52 > 0:14:58He said, "I thought of you, about you, every day from when I was 12 to when I was 22."

0:14:58 > 0:15:00And I said, "Every day?"

0:15:00 > 0:15:02And he said...

0:15:02 > 0:15:03"Well, four times a day."

0:15:03 > 0:15:05LAUGHTER AND GROANING

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Oh, what?!

0:15:07 > 0:15:09So you have that to look forward to!

0:15:09 > 0:15:11LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:15:11 > 0:15:13And she does!

0:15:13 > 0:15:15Now, John...

0:15:15 > 0:15:17LAUGHTER

0:15:17 > 0:15:19- I...- Sorry, I just think I threw up in my mouth.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21LAUGHTER

0:15:21 > 0:15:25So, John, you spent a lot of time with Harrison on the set.

0:15:25 > 0:15:27- Yeah, yeah.- So what sort of...?

0:15:27 > 0:15:30Did he give you advice? Is there advice for being that guy?

0:15:30 > 0:15:31- No. I mean... - LAUGHTER

0:15:31 > 0:15:33Oh, my God. Look how scared he looks.

0:15:33 > 0:15:36LAUGHTER

0:15:37 > 0:15:40No. Harrison's not the type to really just give advice.

0:15:40 > 0:15:42But what we did do was,

0:15:42 > 0:15:44while we were on set, he was sick and tired of being stuck

0:15:44 > 0:15:47in central London and having chicken and veg all the time.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50He was like, "I want some real food." I said, "You know what?

0:15:50 > 0:15:52"I'm going to take you to South East London, to the Old Kent Road

0:15:52 > 0:15:55"and go and get some Nigerian food". He was like,

0:15:55 > 0:15:57- MIMICS HARRISON FORD: - "All right, cool. Let's do it."

0:15:57 > 0:15:59- LAUGHTER - We go to this Nigerian restaurant.

0:15:59 > 0:16:02We have good food. We chilled out, got in the car back home,

0:16:02 > 0:16:05slept off and had an amazing night. Yeah.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- APPLAUSE Harrison Ford's been on the Old Kent Road?- Yeah.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12And take this, guys. Without security, cos that's the way you do it.

0:16:12 > 0:16:15Without any security. He's so down-to-earth. So down-to-earth.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Cos the next day a door fell on him on the set.

0:16:18 > 0:16:20- LAUGHTER - Yeah, it did.

0:16:20 > 0:16:21That's not my problem.

0:16:21 > 0:16:23- So you pay a price! - LAUGHTER

0:16:23 > 0:16:25Cos, Daisy, you hung out with Harrison, as well.

0:16:25 > 0:16:27- Was he cool with you? - Yeah, he's super cool!

0:16:27 > 0:16:29But, now, you didn't get off to a great start, did you?

0:16:29 > 0:16:31- No. - LAUGHTER

0:16:31 > 0:16:34The first time I met him I went, "Oh, my God, my mum loves you."

0:16:34 > 0:16:37- And he was like, "Great!" - LAUGHTER

0:16:37 > 0:16:38I was like, "No, no. I like you, too."

0:16:38 > 0:16:40LAUGHTER

0:16:40 > 0:16:42- Yeah.- And then, on the set, you...

0:16:42 > 0:16:44And then I sat in the pilot seat of the Falcon.

0:16:44 > 0:16:47- So already I was really doing well. - LAUGHTER

0:16:47 > 0:16:50Cos I'd already piloted it. That's not a spoiler either.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53And then we stepped on together for me to be the co-pilot.

0:16:53 > 0:16:56And I went to get into it and he was like, "That's mine."

0:16:56 > 0:16:58But it should be funny at the time.

0:16:58 > 0:17:00But it was actually really embarrassing.

0:17:00 > 0:17:03- And J.J. was like, "Oh, my God." - LAUGHTER

0:17:03 > 0:17:06Because the thing is, there are two more of these films to go.

0:17:06 > 0:17:09Cos, Kylie, you started off as an actress in Neighbours.

0:17:09 > 0:17:11- Mm-hm.- And...

0:17:11 > 0:17:13You seem to be doing more acting now?

0:17:13 > 0:17:16- Erm, some bits and bobs, yeah.- Yeah.

0:17:16 > 0:17:18Is it something you think you're going to do more of?

0:17:18 > 0:17:20I love it when I do it.

0:17:20 > 0:17:23And I kind of have this weird collision of feelings.

0:17:23 > 0:17:25I feel really at home, because it's where I started out.

0:17:25 > 0:17:29But I also feel terrified, because I don't do it very often.

0:17:29 > 0:17:31But, yeah, I'd love to do more, for sure.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- So you were in San Andreas.- Mm-hm.

0:17:34 > 0:17:36And then you've just done a guest part in...

0:17:36 > 0:17:38- Is it? What's it called? Gal...?- In Galavant.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40- Yes.- Galavant, where, I have to say,

0:17:40 > 0:17:43you did break some of Carrie's rules, because...

0:17:43 > 0:17:45LAUGHTER You did start stepping out.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47- No, not on set.- Oh, not on set?

0:17:47 > 0:17:49Oh, that, that makes a big difference.

0:17:49 > 0:17:51LAUGHTER

0:17:51 > 0:17:54And it was only one of them, it was only one co-star.

0:17:54 > 0:17:56And you're still... you're still stepping out?

0:17:56 > 0:17:58- Mm-hm.- Really?- Which is a lovely thing.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00- Yeah, yeah. - Well, no wonder you like acting.

0:18:00 > 0:18:02LAUGHTER

0:18:02 > 0:18:03It doesn't always work out that way,

0:18:03 > 0:18:05but it did on this occasion. It's very nice.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07- That's nice. Ooh, there he is. Are you...?- Woo!- Ooh!

0:18:07 > 0:18:10Are you doing the whole Christmas thing together and everything?

0:18:10 > 0:18:13- Erm, yeah.- Ooh! ALL:- Aw!

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Where are you doing Christmas? Here or there?

0:18:15 > 0:18:18- Around.- Globally? LAUGHTER

0:18:18 > 0:18:20In a giant love heart with birds tweeting!

0:18:20 > 0:18:23- No!- Aw! - LAUGHTER

0:18:23 > 0:18:26I can't tell you about it! Yes, we're doing Christmas.

0:18:26 > 0:18:29OK. And, you guys, when you look back at this whole experience,

0:18:29 > 0:18:33because you've got two more to go, so next time, it will be...

0:18:33 > 0:18:36not old hat, but you'll kind of be like, yeah, we've done this before.

0:18:36 > 0:18:40So, looking back, what have been the standout bits?

0:18:40 > 0:18:43- I think j... Just the whole experience, really.- Yeah.

0:18:43 > 0:18:46Filming has been such an amazing thing.

0:18:46 > 0:18:49Going into a Star Wars movie is just crazy, but working with someone

0:18:49 > 0:18:52- like J.J. Abrams is the cherry on the cake, for sure.- Mm.

0:18:52 > 0:18:54- I cried earlier.- Did you?- Yeah.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58- You didn't cry with me yesterday? - I know. We said we needed a cry together. It's a lot of emotion.

0:18:58 > 0:19:01- I was crying by myself.- When we were flying over, I couldn't sleep,

0:19:01 > 0:19:03- cos it's just a plane full of amazing people.- Yep.

0:19:03 > 0:19:06And I was like, "Shit..." Ooh, am I allowed to swear on here?

0:19:06 > 0:19:09- You have now.- Shit!- Woo! - LAUGHTER

0:19:09 > 0:19:11I thought you would know not to say that from just example.

0:19:11 > 0:19:14- Yeah... - LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH

0:19:14 > 0:19:15She's not like that at all.

0:19:15 > 0:19:18And then I tried to... I was tired earlier, so I went for a nap

0:19:18 > 0:19:22and I just started crying. Cos just all the incredible things we've done

0:19:22 > 0:19:24- and the incredible people we've worked with.- Yeah.

0:19:24 > 0:19:26I mean, I'm emotional anyway but...

0:19:26 > 0:19:28And you had a nice cry today. What made you cry today?

0:19:28 > 0:19:31- Well, I cried yesterday at the UK premiere.- OK.

0:19:31 > 0:19:34- We still need to weep together. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:19:34 > 0:19:36Why did you...? Agh, why did I cry, man?

0:19:36 > 0:19:38- LAUGHTER - You've got more in you. I can tell.

0:19:38 > 0:19:41Yeah, yeah. I do. I just cried, because I haven't cried about

0:19:41 > 0:19:44everything, about booking the part, about filming and then

0:19:44 > 0:19:46I just decided to let it go, like Frozen.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48LAUGHTER

0:19:48 > 0:19:51APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Yeah.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Good reference. Good reference.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55All the women love you now!

0:19:55 > 0:19:56- LAUGHTER - I know.- Yeah.

0:19:56 > 0:19:59He likes Frozen!

0:19:59 > 0:20:00He's a stormtrooper who likes Frozen!

0:20:00 > 0:20:03LAUGHTER We love it.

0:20:03 > 0:20:06The thing is, it's not just the legacy players that return.

0:20:06 > 0:20:10Some of the iconic proppage is back.

0:20:10 > 0:20:14And, John, presumably, you trained with your saber?

0:20:14 > 0:20:17- The lightsaber?- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.- Yeah.

0:20:17 > 0:20:20Now, I've got a very posh lightsaber here.

0:20:20 > 0:20:22- OK.- Would you show us a few...?

0:20:22 > 0:20:24Is it just the same as learning fencing,

0:20:24 > 0:20:25or there something different to it?

0:20:25 > 0:20:28It is slightly different, based on Finn's character,

0:20:28 > 0:20:30- but I won't spoil anything. - LAUGHTER

0:20:30 > 0:20:33What have I got? I've got Luke's here somewhere.

0:20:33 > 0:20:35- This is Luke's.- Yeah, yeah.

0:20:35 > 0:20:38- Oh, my gosh. That's really...- Let's get Luke's.- Oh, no. It's real.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- This is really spendy and posh.- So good.- Where did you get that from?

0:20:41 > 0:20:42A shop, I don't know. LAUGHTER

0:20:42 > 0:20:46Carrie nicked it and gave it to me. LAUGHTER

0:20:46 > 0:20:48- No, I didn't.- Is this what they look like on set?

0:20:48 > 0:20:51- Pretty much, yeah.- Oh, really? So this bit does exist?- Yes.

0:20:51 > 0:20:54- And with the lights and everything. - Oh, it does?- Yeah, yeah.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Do you know how to turn that on? Cos I don't.

0:20:56 > 0:20:58Oh, is this the complicated one?

0:20:58 > 0:20:59WHOOSHING Oh! Ooh, my god!

0:20:59 > 0:21:00- LAUGHTER ALL:- Whoa!

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Oh, look at it now! That's so good.

0:21:02 > 0:21:04APPLAUSE That's so good. That's so good!

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Look at that face! Look at that face! APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:21:07 > 0:21:09Don't move, don't move.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- You go down there. Down there so you don't hit anyone.- OK.- Mind Kylie.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14- Ooh, oh!- Oh, my God! - CHEERING

0:21:14 > 0:21:17- You literally almost sabred her! - Wow! Oh, oh, oh!

0:21:17 > 0:21:19- You nearly took out a pop princess! - Oh my god!

0:21:19 > 0:21:22- Oh, did I? - LAUGHTER

0:21:22 > 0:21:24- It's so long! - LAUGHTER

0:21:24 > 0:21:27- It's not the one on set. It's longer.- Oh, is it?

0:21:27 > 0:21:30- Yes, it is. - LAUGHTER

0:21:30 > 0:21:32APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Do we know how to turn it off? APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:21:35 > 0:21:39Very good. Thank you very much, John. Very good. Excellent.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- That was great!- Thank you.

0:21:41 > 0:21:45Right, it is time to bring out our final guest tonight.

0:21:45 > 0:21:48This man is quite simply one of our greatest sporting icons,

0:21:48 > 0:21:51whose latest exploit is a global footballing challenge

0:21:51 > 0:21:54of seven matches over seven continents.

0:21:54 > 0:21:58It is a huge pleasure to welcome back Mr David Beckham!

0:21:58 > 0:22:01APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Oh!

0:22:01 > 0:22:04WHISTLING

0:22:04 > 0:22:06Hello, sir. How are you doing? Really good to see you.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Come in. Meet everybody.

0:22:08 > 0:22:12- That's Carrie Fisher, Daisy...- Hi.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13..John Boyega.

0:22:13 > 0:22:17Kylie Minogue. APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:22:17 > 0:22:18Woo!

0:22:18 > 0:22:22CHEERING Woo! Woo!

0:22:22 > 0:22:25- How you doing?- Very good. Very good, thank you.- You good?

0:22:25 > 0:22:28- Presumably, you and Kylie have met before?- Yes, we have.- We have, yeah.

0:22:28 > 0:22:30- John and Daisy?- No.- No.

0:22:30 > 0:22:33- I did meet you, mate. I did meet you. I did.- First time.

0:22:33 > 0:22:37- I met you at the BAFTAs. - It was at the BAFTAs.- Yeah, yeah.

0:22:37 > 0:22:39I tried to take selfie with you, man. I was just...

0:22:39 > 0:22:41- a bit starstruck. - LAUGHTER

0:22:41 > 0:22:44- I'm a bit starstruck now. - LAUGHTER

0:22:44 > 0:22:47APPLAUSE

0:22:47 > 0:22:50Ladies and gentlemen, the rest of the sofa can just relax,

0:22:50 > 0:22:53because guess who's here? Guess who's here? I'll tell who's here.

0:22:53 > 0:22:55Sexiest man alive, ladies and gentlemen!

0:22:55 > 0:22:57APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:22:57 > 0:22:59It's official!

0:22:59 > 0:23:01APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:23:03 > 0:23:06That must be such a weird thing. Do they phone you and go,

0:23:06 > 0:23:08"Oh, by the way, you're the sexiest man alive?"

0:23:08 > 0:23:11They do phone you actually and say that you're...

0:23:11 > 0:23:15you know, up for winning it. And, erm, I was obviously very surprised

0:23:15 > 0:23:18and slightly embarrassed, especially when my sons turned round to me

0:23:18 > 0:23:20and was like, really?

0:23:20 > 0:23:21LAUGHTER

0:23:21 > 0:23:24So, yeah, it was slightly embarrassing, but...

0:23:24 > 0:23:26- obviously, I'm very proud of it as well.- Yeah!

0:23:26 > 0:23:28LAUGHTER John, you're in there.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30- Am I in there?- Did you not know you were in there?

0:23:30 > 0:23:31As what?

0:23:31 > 0:23:33LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH As...

0:23:33 > 0:23:35As not the sexiest man alive, but...

0:23:35 > 0:23:38- LAUGHTER ..you're in the running.- Ooh.

0:23:38 > 0:23:41Yeah, you're in here. You're down as Sexiest Stormtrooper.

0:23:41 > 0:23:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:23:43 > 0:23:46He really is. Look, there you are.

0:23:46 > 0:23:49- Did you not know that? - No.- What, no one told you that?

0:23:49 > 0:23:51It's not the biggest deal in the world. Come on.

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- LAUGHTER No, that's the biggest deal.- That is.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55Yeah, come back to us when you're on the cover.

0:23:55 > 0:23:58OK, thank you very much. LAUGHTER

0:23:58 > 0:24:00And, I suppose I have to ask you, David,

0:24:00 > 0:24:03cos we're in the midst of all this Star Wars stuff.

0:24:03 > 0:24:04Star Wars, big fan?

0:24:04 > 0:24:08Of course. I mean, when I was ten years old, I mean...

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Princess Leia was always, for me...

0:24:10 > 0:24:12- LAUGHTER - You know, what can I say?

0:24:12 > 0:24:15APPLAUSE AND CHEERING How...? How many times a day?

0:24:15 > 0:24:17LAUGHTER

0:24:17 > 0:24:20Come on! I said ten years old. Come on!

0:24:20 > 0:24:21LAUGHTER

0:24:21 > 0:24:23There were three films! There were three films!

0:24:23 > 0:24:25LAUGHTER

0:24:25 > 0:24:27But your boys went to see the premiere?

0:24:27 > 0:24:29Yeah, they did. They were there last night.

0:24:29 > 0:24:32They loved it. They, erm...

0:24:32 > 0:24:36My eldest, obviously, is 16, so he was allowed out that late.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38But Romeo, normally, he's, er... not.

0:24:38 > 0:24:41So last night he went with his big brother and he had

0:24:41 > 0:24:44the honour and the thrill of watching it.

0:24:44 > 0:24:47And they both came back and were raving about it

0:24:47 > 0:24:50and said it was really incredible, so... they had a good time.

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Hey, hey! You know what would make your kids really jealous?

0:24:53 > 0:24:57- What's that?- Is if you just posed with a lightsaber with Finn.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59That would actually make them very jealous.

0:24:59 > 0:25:02Do it. Do it. I've got one in Manchester United red.

0:25:02 > 0:25:03- LAUGHTER - Oh.

0:25:03 > 0:25:05Where is it? No, I really do.

0:25:05 > 0:25:08Where's the blue one again? OK, there's the blue one.

0:25:08 > 0:25:09And, actually, here's the thing -

0:25:09 > 0:25:12because you're in the new King Arthur film?

0:25:12 > 0:25:14I am. Just a small part, yeah.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16Have you done some sword training?

0:25:16 > 0:25:18- I have done some sword training. - LAUGHTER

0:25:18 > 0:25:20OK, we're looking for some.... Oh, look at him!

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Look at this! LAUGHTER

0:25:23 > 0:25:25OK.

0:25:25 > 0:25:29- You get that to work.- Yeah. - I'm moving well out of the way.

0:25:29 > 0:25:33- And can we not kill Kylie. That's all I ask.- Very kind.

0:25:33 > 0:25:36Now... So basically, to turn this on, you push...

0:25:36 > 0:25:39You push that thing. That one. Oh.

0:25:39 > 0:25:42OK? That one up. Oh!

0:25:42 > 0:25:44AUDIENCE GASP

0:25:44 > 0:25:45- You've gone off.- David Beckham!

0:25:45 > 0:25:49- You've gone off, you've gone off. - You have met your match!

0:25:49 > 0:25:50Oh!

0:25:50 > 0:25:54APPLAUSE

0:25:56 > 0:25:58I just wanted to meet you, mate.

0:25:58 > 0:26:02APPLAUSE

0:26:02 > 0:26:04Well done.

0:26:04 > 0:26:05Thanks very much.

0:26:08 > 0:26:13Right, so, David Beckham is bringing something really special to our screens this Christmas,

0:26:13 > 0:26:17on 29 December on BBC One at 9pm.

0:26:17 > 0:26:20It's called For The Love Of The Game and this is a really special film.

0:26:20 > 0:26:23- You must be very proud of it. - We're really proud of it.

0:26:23 > 0:26:29Obviously it's something that with my UNICEF 7 fund, um,

0:26:29 > 0:26:34in three of the places where we visited and then also, showcasing

0:26:34 > 0:26:38how football's changed many people's lives and actually,

0:26:38 > 0:26:42it brings so much happiness to so many children around the world.

0:26:42 > 0:26:46I kind of wanted to show that to people, because, sometimes, you know,

0:26:46 > 0:26:50it's really important to actually see how powerful the game is.

0:26:50 > 0:26:54And you play in all these different environments, so which...

0:26:54 > 0:26:56which was the toughest environment?

0:26:56 > 0:26:58Um, you know, they all had their challengers,

0:26:58 > 0:27:04because what we did, obviously we started in Papua New Guinea.

0:27:04 > 0:27:07We played on the edge of the rainforest against a tribe

0:27:07 > 0:27:11and a police force that usually are in conflict.

0:27:11 > 0:27:13How did that go?

0:27:13 > 0:27:17- Actually, they come together once a week and play this game of football. - Oh, wow!

0:27:17 > 0:27:21So the game was great and then we travelled to Nepal,

0:27:21 > 0:27:26where six months before, there was the terrible earthquake.

0:27:26 > 0:27:28So there was the devastation of that

0:27:28 > 0:27:32and then after we'd played there, we then went to Djibouti,

0:27:32 > 0:27:36which we played in a refugee camp, which was incredible.

0:27:36 > 0:27:39And then on to Buenos Aires - you know,

0:27:39 > 0:27:43obviously I have my own history with playing against Argentina and...

0:27:43 > 0:27:46over the years.

0:27:46 > 0:27:48And obviously, the rivalry between England

0:27:48 > 0:27:50and Argentina in football has always been huge

0:27:50 > 0:27:55so we played there for a game and then we flew to the Antarctic,

0:27:55 > 0:27:59which again, was incredible.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02In the... Who did you play in the Antarctic?

0:28:02 > 0:28:03LAUGHTER

0:28:03 > 0:28:04Is it you against a wall?

0:28:04 > 0:28:07No, they were some scientists that go over there and...

0:28:07 > 0:28:10LAUGHTER

0:28:10 > 0:28:17Yeah, that's the exact same reaction as what I got when I mentioned about playing in the Antarctic.

0:28:17 > 0:28:18People just laughed at me.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20But we played with some scientists,

0:28:20 > 0:28:23which was actually one of the most enjoyable games.

0:28:23 > 0:28:24I bet, cos you were really good.

0:28:26 > 0:28:30Actually, they had some Argentinian players that were really good.

0:28:30 > 0:28:34And then, obviously, we went to Miami, played there and then back to Manchester.

0:28:34 > 0:28:36All right, well, listen. Let's watch a clip.

0:28:36 > 0:28:38This is you in Buenos Aires,

0:28:38 > 0:28:42and this is you chatting with some young Argentinian fans.

0:28:42 > 0:28:44How are you?

0:28:44 > 0:28:46'The padre wants to introduce me to the

0:28:46 > 0:28:50'future legends of Argentinian football.'

0:28:54 > 0:28:55Messi is...

0:28:55 > 0:28:57Messi is incredible.

0:29:03 > 0:29:06I play con Robinho, con Ronaldo,

0:29:06 > 0:29:08con Roberto Carlos,

0:29:08 > 0:29:11con Raul,

0:29:11 > 0:29:15y que mas?

0:29:15 > 0:29:17Ibrahimovic.

0:29:17 > 0:29:18BOY: No!

0:29:18 > 0:29:23In one match I played against Argentina and I scored one goal.

0:29:23 > 0:29:27Inglaterra - uno. Argentina - zero!

0:29:27 > 0:29:29LAUGHTER

0:29:32 > 0:29:33LAUGHTER

0:29:40 > 0:29:44And then the film culminates with you returning to Old Trafford but

0:29:44 > 0:29:48it's not just coming back to your old football ground, it's Alex Ferguson.

0:29:48 > 0:29:50- Yeah.- He's there. He's managing your side.

0:29:50 > 0:29:53I heard you talking about how you...

0:29:53 > 0:29:57it's like going home for Christmas, like, you revert to being the person you were.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59It was kind of nerve-wracking.

0:29:59 > 0:30:03I'm always, whenever I'm around the manager, the boss, Sir Alex Ferguson,

0:30:03 > 0:30:07you can tell in the documentary, I'm very, very nervous.

0:30:07 > 0:30:12Um, he has this hold over us as players, especially the younger players,

0:30:12 > 0:30:15where we were very, you know, we were petrified of him.

0:30:15 > 0:30:18You know, a little bit of fear, a little bit of respect.

0:30:18 > 0:30:20More fear than...

0:30:20 > 0:30:22LAUGHTER

0:30:22 > 0:30:24And even so, even when we were younger,

0:30:24 > 0:30:26we would never drink in front of him,

0:30:26 > 0:30:29we would never hold a glass of wine or a beer in front of him

0:30:29 > 0:30:33and even the other night, I found myself at this charity dinner and he

0:30:33 > 0:30:36was on the table behind me, so I'm sat at the table,

0:30:36 > 0:30:39and I was aware that he was behind be, so I just had to

0:30:39 > 0:30:43position my glass of wine so he actually couldn't see it.

0:30:43 > 0:30:48So he still has that hold over myself and all the other players but

0:30:48 > 0:30:52you know, it was such an incredible day and such an incredible moment.

0:30:52 > 0:30:56- And you actually got to play with Brooklyn on the pitch.- I did. I wasn't meant to.

0:30:56 > 0:30:59I was meant to come off 15 minutes before the end of the game.

0:30:59 > 0:31:03- I was coming off and kind of, the new generation was coming on.- Yeah.

0:31:03 > 0:31:07Even though football is something that he might not go into, he

0:31:07 > 0:31:10was kind of taking my place, so then I came off, I was sat on the bench.

0:31:10 > 0:31:14You know, I hadn't played for three years so I was kind of tired.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16LAUGHTER

0:31:16 > 0:31:19So I was sat there and then, Sol Campbell put his hand up.

0:31:19 > 0:31:23And he was like, "I'm injured. I need to come off. I have a bad hamstring."

0:31:23 > 0:31:27So the boss turned around to me. He said, "OK, you're going to have to go back on."

0:31:27 > 0:31:29So I went back on and then I was able to play with

0:31:29 > 0:31:31Brooklyn for the last ten minutes.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33It was...it was incredible.

0:31:33 > 0:31:35- That must have been an amazing moment.- It was.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37- For any dad. But particularly for you.- It was.

0:31:37 > 0:31:39I mean, to give Brooklyn - like I said,

0:31:39 > 0:31:42he might not go into football and I doubt he will,

0:31:42 > 0:31:46but to have the opportunity to actually play at Old Trafford in

0:31:46 > 0:31:51front of 75,000 fans with my son, it was, I mean, it was emotional.

0:31:51 > 0:31:56Yeah. Cos, Carrie, you must have had that a bit, cos you - obviously, your mother's Debbie Reynolds,

0:31:56 > 0:31:59then you end up in the business but now your daughter Billie -

0:31:59 > 0:32:03are you surprised that following on from the two of you, she's decided,

0:32:03 > 0:32:07- "I'm going to do that too." - Well, I shouldn't be but...

0:32:07 > 0:32:11cos we raised her not to be an actress which is really stupid,

0:32:11 > 0:32:15so don't do that. She rebelled and either way, it's going to...

0:32:15 > 0:32:18So she said, one day she came to me and said,

0:32:18 > 0:32:21"I'd like to audition for Star Wars."

0:32:21 > 0:32:23- And she's in it.- She's in it.

0:32:23 > 0:32:27- Yeah.- Amazing.- It doesn't hurt that your mother's Princess Leia!

0:32:27 > 0:32:30I went through the crew like wildfire!

0:32:32 > 0:32:35It was a long time ago and it's paid off now!

0:32:35 > 0:32:37Yeah!

0:32:38 > 0:32:40I don't know what it's like with mothers and daughters

0:32:40 > 0:32:42but fathers and sons, there is a rivalry.

0:32:42 > 0:32:45There's bound to be a kind of... particularly Brooklyn, he's 16.

0:32:45 > 0:32:48He's becoming his own man.

0:32:48 > 0:32:50And it's so funny, the way you tried to score

0:32:50 > 0:32:52points against each other so,

0:32:52 > 0:32:56Brooklyn put this picture up on Instagram and he put on it

0:32:56 > 0:33:01"Rocking the old school Ralph Lauren." And look at that.

0:33:01 > 0:33:04He's got 317,000 likes.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06- Yeah.- So that, you know, cool in his Ralph Lauren,

0:33:06 > 0:33:09and you scroll through the comments, you know,

0:33:09 > 0:33:12"Oh, yeah..." "Whatever..." Blah, blah, blah...

0:33:12 > 0:33:15You get down to this one. Mr David Beckham.

0:33:15 > 0:33:16"That's my jumper."

0:33:16 > 0:33:19LAUGHTER

0:33:19 > 0:33:20That's so mean!

0:33:21 > 0:33:25But it actually is my jumper!

0:33:25 > 0:33:26I was...

0:33:26 > 0:33:30I was sat at lunch, actually, when that came up on my screen, that he'd

0:33:30 > 0:33:35just posted a picture of him and it was my jumper, so I had to tell him!

0:33:35 > 0:33:38But I do find him going in my wardrobe, even though

0:33:38 > 0:33:40he doesn't think I'm that...

0:33:40 > 0:33:44a cool dad, I still find him wearing my clothes every single day.

0:33:44 > 0:33:49This one's... So this is him, it's a little video he posted on Instagram to

0:33:49 > 0:33:53really boast about the number of his followers. Here we go.

0:33:53 > 0:33:54So it's my mum's birthday today.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56- DAVID:- Brooklyn, we're leaving!

0:33:56 > 0:33:59OK. I've just reached a million followers.

0:33:59 > 0:34:00I've got 52.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02LAUGHTER

0:34:05 > 0:34:07His face!

0:34:09 > 0:34:10I know!

0:34:10 > 0:34:13I was... We were literally just about to walk out the door

0:34:13 > 0:34:16and I could hear him talking in his room

0:34:16 > 0:34:21and I thought, and then I heard him say, you know, "I've just about... Just reached one million," so...

0:34:21 > 0:34:23You destroyed that boy!

0:34:23 > 0:34:25To be honest, you know, when we're out,

0:34:25 > 0:34:30he gets recognised so much that I'm literally, you know,

0:34:30 > 0:34:33I'm known as Brooklyn's dad now and that's kind of...

0:34:33 > 0:34:35I'm the one that takes the picture of him.

0:34:35 > 0:34:39Yeeeeah... No-one is buying that.

0:34:39 > 0:34:43Listen, it's time for music. Miss Kylie Minogue.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45- Now, you are giving us the Christmas album.- H'hm.

0:34:45 > 0:34:49Which is Kylie Christmas. It's out now.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52And the thing is, because you're an Australian, these Christmas songs...

0:34:52 > 0:34:54This is a very stupid question,

0:34:54 > 0:34:56but are Christmas songs a thing in Australia?

0:34:56 > 0:34:58No, it's the height of summer in Australia

0:34:58 > 0:35:01but we still sing about snow and winter wonderland.

0:35:01 > 0:35:05But, I thought I could not possibly do an album

0:35:05 > 0:35:07without mention of a hot Christmas

0:35:07 > 0:35:11so I wrote a song called 100 Degrees, which I sing with my sister.

0:35:11 > 0:35:14So the Aussies are represented.

0:35:14 > 0:35:15Yes. Very good.

0:35:17 > 0:35:19I just wondered, because it's such a...

0:35:19 > 0:35:22You know, chestnuts roasting on an open fire, not happening.

0:35:22 > 0:35:25- No, it's bikinis, board shorts and barbecue.- That's it. Yeah.

0:35:25 > 0:35:29- You should come, it's good fun! - No, it does sound good fun, yes.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31Now, you are fully live tonight.

0:35:31 > 0:35:33So, your orchestra awaits.

0:35:33 > 0:35:36- So if you'd like to go and get ready...- I will.- ..to go through.

0:35:36 > 0:35:38Ooh, look, there's the orchestra, very good.

0:35:38 > 0:35:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:35:42 > 0:35:45Shortly we'll have this week's visit to the Big Red Chair, but first,

0:35:45 > 0:35:48performing Winter Wonderland, it's Kylie Minogue!

0:35:48 > 0:35:50CHEERING

0:35:53 > 0:35:56You ready to join us in our winter wonderland?

0:35:58 > 0:36:02# Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?

0:36:02 > 0:36:05# In the lane, snow is glistenin'

0:36:05 > 0:36:10# A beautiful sight, we're happy tonight

0:36:10 > 0:36:12# Walking in a winter wonderland

0:36:15 > 0:36:19# Gone away is the bluebird

0:36:19 > 0:36:22# Here to stay is a new bird

0:36:22 > 0:36:26# He's singing a song as we go along

0:36:26 > 0:36:29# Walking in a winter wonderland

0:36:30 > 0:36:34# In the meadow we can build a snowman

0:36:34 > 0:36:38# And pretend that he's a Santa clown

0:36:38 > 0:36:41# We'll have lots of fun with Mister Snowman

0:36:41 > 0:36:44# Until the other kiddies knock him down

0:36:44 > 0:36:48# When it snows, ain't it thrillin'?

0:36:48 > 0:36:52# Though your nose gets a chilling

0:36:52 > 0:36:56# We'll frolic and play the Eskimo way

0:36:56 > 0:36:58# Walking in a winter wonderland

0:37:00 > 0:37:04# In the meadow we can build a snowman

0:37:04 > 0:37:08# And pretend that he's a Santa clown

0:37:08 > 0:37:11# We'll have lots of fun with Mister Snowman

0:37:11 > 0:37:15# Until the other kiddies knock him down

0:37:15 > 0:37:18# Later on, we'll conspire

0:37:18 > 0:37:22# As we dream by the fire

0:37:22 > 0:37:26# To face unafraid the plans that we made

0:37:26 > 0:37:28# Walking in a winter wonderland

0:37:30 > 0:37:33# Walking

0:37:33 > 0:37:36# While we were talking

0:37:36 > 0:37:39# While we were walking

0:37:39 > 0:37:42# In a winter wonderland. #

0:37:43 > 0:37:45Oh!

0:37:45 > 0:37:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:37:48 > 0:37:50Thank you.

0:37:51 > 0:37:54Oh! Kylie Minogue, everybody!

0:37:54 > 0:37:56So Christmassy.

0:37:56 > 0:37:58Come back and join us.

0:38:00 > 0:38:03That was beautiful. Thank you so much. Mwah!

0:38:03 > 0:38:05Winter Wonderland.

0:38:05 > 0:38:06Have a seat there.

0:38:06 > 0:38:08Now you're in a Christmas mood!

0:38:08 > 0:38:12Now you're Christmassy. Now it's all Christmassy. Very good.

0:38:12 > 0:38:16OK. Before I release you back into the Christmas world,

0:38:16 > 0:38:19it's just time for a visit to the Big Red Chair.

0:38:19 > 0:38:22- Who's there? Hello! - Hi.- No, no, no.

0:38:22 > 0:38:25- Leave him.- OK...- He'll be fine.

0:38:25 > 0:38:27The Force is strong within you.

0:38:28 > 0:38:31- What is your name?- Mark.

0:38:31 > 0:38:35- What do you do, Mark? - I run a tech startup.

0:38:35 > 0:38:36- Do they make jumpers(?)- No.

0:38:36 > 0:38:39We're a recruitment software company.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41Oh. OK. Where did I get textiles from?

0:38:41 > 0:38:45- I got that too. - Yeah. Did you say the word "textile"?

0:38:45 > 0:38:47No, er... Tech startup.

0:38:47 > 0:38:49Oh, tech startup!

0:38:49 > 0:38:52Tech startup. I really want to... Are you sure, John?

0:38:52 > 0:38:54OK!

0:38:55 > 0:38:57I'm trusting you on this, John.

0:38:57 > 0:38:59Because as the host - long gone.

0:38:59 > 0:39:00OK.

0:39:00 > 0:39:02Mark off you go with your story.

0:39:02 > 0:39:04So, I was visiting my girlfriend,

0:39:04 > 0:39:07my then girlfriend's family home for her birthday.

0:39:07 > 0:39:10And it was a weekend so we had a lazy lie-in

0:39:10 > 0:39:12and spent some time "celebrating"...

0:39:12 > 0:39:14- Get rid of him.- Oh, my God!

0:39:14 > 0:39:16No, no - now I want to hear it.

0:39:16 > 0:39:18OK. So you're celebrating...

0:39:18 > 0:39:21And we get interrupted by her mum calling us from downstairs

0:39:21 > 0:39:23cos they're setting up for a party in the afternoon

0:39:23 > 0:39:26for her family. So we finish up quickly,

0:39:26 > 0:39:31and I take my contraception off and throw it casually in the chair...

0:39:31 > 0:39:32Oh my God! Chuck him.

0:39:32 > 0:39:37No, no, I really want to know what happens now, I really want to know what happens.

0:39:37 > 0:39:40So we get up the stairs, we're helping out. Family start to come,

0:39:40 > 0:39:42and a little while later

0:39:42 > 0:39:46her mum asks her nephew to go grab some chairs for the guests.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48OK, now we know the end.

0:39:52 > 0:39:55That was a nice Christmas story, wasn't it, everybody?

0:39:57 > 0:39:58Do we have another one?

0:39:58 > 0:40:00- Hello.- Hello.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02- Hi, what's your name?- I'm Nick.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04HE MIMICS HIS ACCENT "Nuck!" And er...

0:40:06 > 0:40:08- Are you from New Zealand by any chance?- I am.

0:40:08 > 0:40:11Ah! New Zealand, everybody!

0:40:11 > 0:40:14Always a good story from... No - New Zealanders have great stories.

0:40:14 > 0:40:15- CARRIE:- Good!

0:40:15 > 0:40:17And if not good stories - amusingly told.

0:40:17 > 0:40:19OK, "Nuck"...!

0:40:19 > 0:40:22And do you live here or there?

0:40:22 > 0:40:25- I live here.- And what do you do? - I'm an electrician.

0:40:25 > 0:40:29Useful, and lives here - and he's about to tell a very funny story.

0:40:29 > 0:40:32All over Nick. "Nuck!" OK...

0:40:32 > 0:40:34Off you go with your story.

0:40:34 > 0:40:36OK... When I was about 18

0:40:36 > 0:40:40my parents went over to the States for a holiday.

0:40:40 > 0:40:43When they came back, my dad brought me a present.

0:40:43 > 0:40:46And it was a small state-of-the-art video recorder.

0:40:48 > 0:40:49And being 18,

0:40:49 > 0:40:51the first thing I used it for

0:40:51 > 0:40:54was taking some intimate videos with myself and my girlfriend.

0:40:57 > 0:40:59The first thing he did(!)

0:41:01 > 0:41:02The battery was hardly charged.

0:41:04 > 0:41:07Because they didn't release them in New Zealand

0:41:07 > 0:41:10my dad wanted to take it to work to show his colleagues...

0:41:10 > 0:41:12OK, now, this is moronic. Moronic!

0:41:14 > 0:41:16How stupid is he?

0:41:16 > 0:41:18One more, see if we can get a nice seasonal one?

0:41:18 > 0:41:21- Yes.- A nice seasonal one. OK, here we go.

0:41:21 > 0:41:24- Hello! SLIGHTLY NERDY VOICE:- Hello.

0:41:27 > 0:41:30Stop it!

0:41:30 > 0:41:32- What's your name, sir? - My name's Geoff.

0:41:32 > 0:41:34Geoff...

0:41:36 > 0:41:39I rarely ask this of people on the Red Chair but...

0:41:39 > 0:41:40are you a real person?

0:41:42 > 0:41:45- As far as I know.- OK, great. And what do you do, Geoff?

0:41:45 > 0:41:47I'm a quantity surveyor.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49I believe that. That has a ring of truth to it.

0:41:49 > 0:41:51OK. And where do you do that?

0:41:51 > 0:41:55- Er, for a construction company in North London.- OK.

0:41:55 > 0:41:59- And where are you from originally? - From South Africa.- OK. All right.

0:41:59 > 0:42:00So off you go with your story.

0:42:00 > 0:42:04I was invited to a lunch with my girlfriend and her parents.

0:42:04 > 0:42:06I showed up in my car,

0:42:06 > 0:42:09her parents showed up in her dad's pride and joy,

0:42:09 > 0:42:13which was a 1963 MGB convertible

0:42:13 > 0:42:15that he'd been restoring for the last year.

0:42:15 > 0:42:18After lunch, he decided the ladies should drive together,

0:42:18 > 0:42:21and him and I were going to take the MGB.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24- He handed me the keys. - DAISY: Oh, God!

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Made me nervous, but he said, "It'll be fine."

0:42:26 > 0:42:28As we start off down the road,

0:42:28 > 0:42:30we came across a speed bump.

0:42:30 > 0:42:33Because the chassis's quite low, it scraped a bit as you went over.

0:42:33 > 0:42:35So he said, "Don't worry about that one

0:42:35 > 0:42:39"but next time just keep hard to the left to try and get around it."

0:42:39 > 0:42:43We got to the next speed hump, kept on telling me to go more left...

0:42:43 > 0:42:46- DAISY: Oh, God.- ..all the way until I drove it into a ditch.

0:42:46 > 0:42:48LAUGHTER

0:42:48 > 0:42:50It's a very good story. It's nice and clean.

0:42:50 > 0:42:52It's clean.

0:42:52 > 0:42:55You can walk, Geoff, you can walk!

0:42:55 > 0:42:57Well done, Geoff. Well done, everyone.

0:42:57 > 0:43:00If you would like to join us on the show and have a go in that Big Red

0:43:00 > 0:43:03Chair you can contact us via our website at this very address.

0:43:03 > 0:43:07That is it for tonight, please say thank you to my guests tonight -

0:43:07 > 0:43:10Kylie Minogue...

0:43:10 > 0:43:13John Boyega...

0:43:13 > 0:43:16Daisy Ridley...

0:43:16 > 0:43:18Carrie Fisher...

0:43:18 > 0:43:20and David Beckham!

0:43:22 > 0:43:25We'll be back on New Year's Eve at 10:45pm,

0:43:25 > 0:43:28with a very starry Hogmanay sofa,

0:43:28 > 0:43:30including Eddie Redmayne, Mark Wahlberg,

0:43:30 > 0:43:32Will Ferrell and Jennifer Lawrence.

0:43:32 > 0:43:34Until then, have a very happy Christmas.

0:43:34 > 0:43:35Goodnight, everybody, bye-bye!