Episode 16

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04On tonight's show, we're keeping up with the Joneses,

0:00:04 > 0:00:07lovely couple, the amazing Mr Smith and the gorgeous Mr Reynolds.

0:00:07 > 0:00:09All the big names are here, let's start the show!

0:00:09 > 0:00:11CHEERING

0:00:13 > 0:00:20This programme contains strong language.

0:00:23 > 0:00:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh! Oh!

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Oh! Oh!

0:00:31 > 0:00:32Good evening, everybody!

0:00:36 > 0:00:38You all in a good mood? Yes!

0:00:38 > 0:00:42It's Friday night, ladies and gentlemen. Yes, it is!

0:00:42 > 0:00:44Woohoo, I tell you.

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Some great names on my sofa tonight. I feel so lucky.

0:00:46 > 0:00:48I feel luckier than a 48-year-old granny

0:00:48 > 0:00:51who's left her lottery ticket in the washing machine.

0:00:51 > 0:00:54You can't blame a granny for trying, can you?

0:00:54 > 0:00:57Did anyone see the nude picture?

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Release the balls!

0:00:59 > 0:01:01LAUGHTER

0:01:01 > 0:01:02Let's get our guests on.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Later, we'll have music from our good friend,

0:01:05 > 0:01:06the extraordinary Laura Mvula.

0:01:08 > 0:01:11But, first, he is one of our finest character actors,

0:01:11 > 0:01:14who is leading the charge as Captain Mainwaring

0:01:14 > 0:01:15in the new Dad's Army film.

0:01:15 > 0:01:17It's Toby Jones, ladies and gentlemen.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Hello, sir. Very nice to see you.

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Have a seat, do.

0:01:23 > 0:01:24Toby Jones.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28This lady went from the Welsh Valleys

0:01:28 > 0:01:29to the Hollywood Hills,

0:01:29 > 0:01:32and won an Oscar for her standout performance in Chicago.

0:01:32 > 0:01:35Please welcome the fabulous Catherine Zeta-Jones!

0:01:35 > 0:01:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:37 > 0:01:38Wowzer!

0:01:38 > 0:01:42Wow! You look fabulous, darling!

0:01:42 > 0:01:43Come in and sit down.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Catherine Zeta-Jones!

0:01:45 > 0:01:48It's really her.

0:01:48 > 0:01:50He's one of Hollywood's hottest leading men,

0:01:50 > 0:01:54now he is turning the superhero genre on its head in Deadpool.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Please welcome, for the first time, Ryan Reynolds, everybody!

0:01:58 > 0:01:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:59 > 0:02:02Ryan Reynolds! Hello!

0:02:02 > 0:02:05Very nice to see you. Come in. Sit down.

0:02:05 > 0:02:06That's Ryan Reynolds.

0:02:07 > 0:02:11And... And...

0:02:11 > 0:02:13He's not just one of my favourite guests,

0:02:13 > 0:02:15he is one of the biggest movie stars in the world,

0:02:15 > 0:02:18from West Philadelphia, born and raised,

0:02:18 > 0:02:20it's a warm welcome back to Will Smith!

0:02:20 > 0:02:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:22 > 0:02:24Oh!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26So good to see you.

0:02:26 > 0:02:28Hello, hello, hello.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29Sit down.

0:02:36 > 0:02:37- Hey!- Oh, man.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39I tell you, not a bad haul.

0:02:39 > 0:02:41Not a bad haul, ladies and gentlemen.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42Very cool.

0:02:42 > 0:02:45Ooh, but actually, very quickly, before we say another thing,

0:02:45 > 0:02:48I should just say, if you are a Zayn Malik fan,

0:02:48 > 0:02:50I am really sorry...

0:02:50 > 0:02:51and he's not here!

0:02:51 > 0:02:53LAUGHTER

0:02:53 > 0:02:54I'm out of here!

0:02:55 > 0:02:59- You were upset. Ryan was upset. - I was.

0:02:59 > 0:03:01I saw with your tweet.

0:03:03 > 0:03:05You were hurt.

0:03:05 > 0:03:06Zayn Malik is really making me regret

0:03:06 > 0:03:09this Zayn Malik tattoo I have on my back.

0:03:09 > 0:03:12He's making it difficult.

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Ryan tweeted when he heard the news of the cancellation...

0:03:18 > 0:03:21LAUGHTER

0:03:21 > 0:03:23True story. True story.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25- Maybe not for nothing. - Maybe not for nothing.

0:03:28 > 0:03:30- Hello! - Anyway, we don't know where he is.

0:03:30 > 0:03:32But, hey, lovely to see you all.

0:03:32 > 0:03:34This is special, ladies and gentlemen.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36In the world of show business, we don't often get to say this,

0:03:36 > 0:03:39four happily married people on the couch.

0:03:39 > 0:03:42Not to each other! The Joneses not related in any way.

0:03:44 > 0:03:46I need to make an announcement before we...

0:03:46 > 0:03:48LAUGHTER

0:03:50 > 0:03:54That would be so weird, if down the sofa...

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Anyway!

0:03:56 > 0:03:58Totes awks.

0:03:59 > 0:04:02So, Ryan, you and Blake have been married for...?

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Oh, God. Don't do this to me.

0:04:04 > 0:04:06Two...uh...four years.

0:04:06 > 0:04:09- Three years!- Are you guessing?

0:04:09 > 0:04:10(Three-and-a-half!)

0:04:10 > 0:04:14Yeah, three-and-a-half, you just go, you know...

0:04:14 > 0:04:16OK, good luck with getting to four!

0:04:16 > 0:04:20LAUGHTER

0:04:20 > 0:04:23And Catherine and Michael, you have been together a long time now.

0:04:23 > 0:04:2515. Together 17, married 15.

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- How do you know that?! - Will and Jada?

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Together 22, married 18.

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Very good.

0:04:32 > 0:04:35But Toby and Karen beat you all.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38Together 26, married 1.

0:04:38 > 0:04:40Wow!

0:04:40 > 0:04:42What happened there?

0:04:42 > 0:04:44LAUGHTER

0:04:44 > 0:04:46Like, were you saving?

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- "I want it to be really nice."- I have to be very careful what I say.

0:04:53 > 0:04:58- No, What happened?- Well... - Sorry, this is none of my business!

0:04:58 > 0:04:59It's just interesting.

0:04:59 > 0:05:04We proposed and accepted about three or four times.

0:05:04 > 0:05:05Every time I proposed once,

0:05:05 > 0:05:09"Yeah, let's do that, let's do that." Then...

0:05:09 > 0:05:11"Yeah, we'll do that..."

0:05:11 > 0:05:14And then the next time nothing happened,

0:05:14 > 0:05:16and the next time she proposed on a leap year.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18I said, "Yeah, absolutely."

0:05:18 > 0:05:20Nothing happened...

0:05:20 > 0:05:23And then the third time, I proposed again, nothing happened.

0:05:23 > 0:05:25Then we said we've got to stop proposing.

0:05:25 > 0:05:28We couldn't really agree on how to do it.

0:05:28 > 0:05:29We knew how to do it, obviously,

0:05:29 > 0:05:31but didn't agree how to do it, as it were.

0:05:31 > 0:05:33We're still talking about getting married now?

0:05:33 > 0:05:35- Yes.- Yes, OK. LAUGHTER

0:05:38 > 0:05:40He's obviously good at proposing.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42Proposing? Yeah, they've got that down!

0:05:42 > 0:05:45He proposed the hell out of that woman!

0:05:45 > 0:05:47You finally got there?

0:05:47 > 0:05:50After 25 years, it seemed like a good thing to do.

0:05:50 > 0:05:51Very good.

0:05:51 > 0:05:53Of course, Ryan, married to beautiful Blake,

0:05:53 > 0:05:55the sexiest man in the world.

0:05:55 > 0:05:58She is the sexiest man in the world!

0:05:58 > 0:05:59You've done well there.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01That's a good shot right there.

0:06:01 > 0:06:04- Look at you.- Beautiful and happy.

0:06:04 > 0:06:06So annoying!

0:06:06 > 0:06:08Sorry about that, yeah.

0:06:08 > 0:06:09No, but to cheer us up,

0:06:09 > 0:06:11when you started kind of being interested in girls,

0:06:11 > 0:06:13you weren't that cool or smooth with it.

0:06:13 > 0:06:16- No! No, not at all. - I don't believe it.

0:06:16 > 0:06:17No, I really...

0:06:17 > 0:06:19I went through puberty at, like, 27.

0:06:19 > 0:06:20LAUGHTER

0:06:20 > 0:06:24It was a freak thing. It was not good.

0:06:24 > 0:06:26- The voice changing. - Who was the girl in school?

0:06:26 > 0:06:27The first girl?

0:06:27 > 0:06:33- I was obsessed with this girl, Fiona Gorchinski, who...- Mm!

0:06:35 > 0:06:41She used to actually take the bus the opposite way of my actual home.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43I would get on the bus just to sit next to her

0:06:43 > 0:06:46for 45 minutes the wrong way.

0:06:46 > 0:06:48There is something wonderful about that.

0:06:48 > 0:06:49- Yeah...- And moronic.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51LAUGHTER

0:06:51 > 0:06:53I love it - when you're young it's so cute,

0:06:53 > 0:06:57when you're older, it's just stalking.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59You're, like, on some kind of watch list.

0:06:59 > 0:07:02But I remember, I couldn't have been more than,

0:07:02 > 0:07:03I don't know, 11 years old.

0:07:03 > 0:07:06I was just about to get off the bus, cos enough is enough,

0:07:06 > 0:07:09I'm about to enter, like, Seattle or something.

0:07:09 > 0:07:10I'm starting to get off the bus.

0:07:10 > 0:07:13I decided to kind of hit her with this cool look or something.

0:07:13 > 0:07:15Like one of these real, like, Don Johnson, Miami Vice things.

0:07:15 > 0:07:17Let me feel it. Let me feel it.

0:07:21 > 0:07:24- Yeah, you feel that? - I threw up in my mouth a bit.

0:07:26 > 0:07:29I do this move as I'm getting down off the bus

0:07:29 > 0:07:31and I sort of delay a little too long

0:07:31 > 0:07:33and the bus doors close on my backpack.

0:07:33 > 0:07:35On my backpack.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37The bus just starts to leave...

0:07:37 > 0:07:38LAUGHTER

0:07:38 > 0:07:40I'm sort of doing this dance, like...

0:07:40 > 0:07:43I'm banging on the side of the bus.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45The bus driver finally stops, opens the door,

0:07:45 > 0:07:48releases my idiot backpack,

0:07:48 > 0:07:49and I could never look at her again.

0:07:49 > 0:07:51- Aw!- It was terrible.

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- Well, she's looking at you now. - Yeah, she sure is.

0:07:54 > 0:07:56LAUGHTER

0:07:56 > 0:08:00Can you imagine? "He's the guy with the backpack?!"

0:08:00 > 0:08:03"He's the idiot with the Ren And Stimpy backpack."

0:08:03 > 0:08:08Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael, obviously been married...

0:08:08 > 0:08:09- 15.- ..15 years.

0:08:09 > 0:08:11Couples, when they've been together a long time,

0:08:11 > 0:08:14they have rituals and ways to keep the relationship fresh,

0:08:14 > 0:08:17but you have one involving golf. Is this right?

0:08:17 > 0:08:21Yeah, that old thing.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24- I'm pretty good. - I don't think I can handle this.

0:08:24 > 0:08:28- I can...kick his ass in golf, if I say so.- Wow!

0:08:28 > 0:08:30Don't you make these bets when you're playing golf?

0:08:30 > 0:08:34Yeah, if he duffs a shot and can't get his ball

0:08:34 > 0:08:38over the lady's tee, he has to take his pants off.

0:08:38 > 0:08:39He will drop them.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41- TOBY:- On the pitch? - On the pitch?!

0:08:41 > 0:08:43LAUGHTER

0:08:43 > 0:08:47You're worse than I am! Even I know that!

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- On the course!- On the course, yes.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52It's pitch and putt!

0:08:54 > 0:08:56Crazy golf.

0:08:56 > 0:08:59- Well, expose himself in some way. - And does he do it?!

0:08:59 > 0:09:01But it's not just my husband, it's any man I play with.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04LAUGHTER

0:09:04 > 0:09:06APPLAUSE

0:09:06 > 0:09:09I have questions too.

0:09:09 > 0:09:13He doesn't have a question, he was volunteering to play golf!

0:09:13 > 0:09:17Drop them on the course? What are the paparazzi doing all day?!

0:09:17 > 0:09:19There has been an issue with paparazzi,

0:09:19 > 0:09:22but I made him go into the bushes and drop his pants.

0:09:24 > 0:09:25A deal is a deal.

0:09:27 > 0:09:30Will, you and Jada, you are kind of a real Hollywood couple,

0:09:30 > 0:09:33power couple now, married 18 years.

0:09:33 > 0:09:34That is my wife.

0:09:34 > 0:09:36Still interested, look at that!

0:09:36 > 0:09:38LAUGHTER

0:09:38 > 0:09:39Are you looking at her boobs?

0:09:39 > 0:09:42That is not a good... That picture - why did you do that?

0:09:43 > 0:09:45I'm looking at her like food!

0:09:48 > 0:09:52I'm looking like I'm still breast-feeding!

0:09:57 > 0:09:59Jeez!

0:09:59 > 0:10:01It's a good thing that's my wife!

0:10:02 > 0:10:05Just before we move on, I must, of course, say to you, Will,

0:10:05 > 0:10:08cos it's been a weird year because of the Oscars

0:10:08 > 0:10:11and all the controversy and everything.

0:10:11 > 0:10:13It must be odd for you talking about it,

0:10:13 > 0:10:15because you are kind of part of it.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17People are talking about your performance, that movie,

0:10:17 > 0:10:20so where are you officially now, where are you standing?

0:10:20 > 0:10:22The thing that is most important for me

0:10:22 > 0:10:26is that the spirit of it has to maintain.

0:10:26 > 0:10:30The media creates the us and them.

0:10:30 > 0:10:34For me, there is no us and them, it's we.

0:10:34 > 0:10:38I'm a member of the Academy.

0:10:38 > 0:10:44I felt very seriously that there is a sort of a...

0:10:44 > 0:10:48kind of a regression in America in general,

0:10:48 > 0:10:55a regression towards separatism and racial and religious exclusion.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58So, for me, it is more about putting my hand up

0:10:58 > 0:11:01and reminding my community, the Hollywood community,

0:11:01 > 0:11:03that we have to lead.

0:11:03 > 0:11:07Diversity is America's superpower.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10That is what makes our country great.

0:11:10 > 0:11:12It is really important.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15In Hollywood, we've got to be pushing forward,

0:11:15 > 0:11:19even in a time of a wider regression.

0:11:19 > 0:11:22- Well, hopefully something good comes out of it.- It always does.

0:11:22 > 0:11:25As my grandmother says, that's the only thing that can come out of it,

0:11:25 > 0:11:27if you lead with love and light,

0:11:27 > 0:11:29good is only going to come out of it.

0:11:29 > 0:11:30Wise man!

0:11:30 > 0:11:31Wise man, Will Smith.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33APPLAUSE

0:11:36 > 0:11:38Right, Will Smith, ladies and gentlemen,

0:11:38 > 0:11:40you are here with a film - Concussion.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43It tells an extraordinary true story.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Was this story well-known in America?

0:11:45 > 0:11:47Cos it wasn't well-known here.

0:11:47 > 0:11:51You know, it wasn't really well-known in America at the time.

0:11:51 > 0:11:55Since I took the film, it has been really well-known.

0:11:55 > 0:12:00But it's the story of essentially there's a brain disease

0:12:00 > 0:12:02that American football players...

0:12:02 > 0:12:06It's actually expanded beyond American football players -

0:12:06 > 0:12:10rugby, and the Australian rules and soccer, even -

0:12:10 > 0:12:14but this is the doctor who discovered the brain disease

0:12:14 > 0:12:16that the players are getting.

0:12:16 > 0:12:18- It opens here on... - It's a big comedy!

0:12:21 > 0:12:22It is a terrific story.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24It opens here on the 12th of February.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27I think often in this country if we hear a movie

0:12:27 > 0:12:29is about American football or baseball or something,

0:12:29 > 0:12:30we think we won't get it.

0:12:30 > 0:12:33But this is really accessible because it is told from the doctor

0:12:33 > 0:12:36who also doesn't know about football.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Absolutely, yeah. The doctor, he was a Nigerian immigrant.

0:12:39 > 0:12:41He came and he discovered the disease.

0:12:41 > 0:12:43He's a forensic pathologist.

0:12:43 > 0:12:46So I had to see autopsies to prepare for this role.

0:12:46 > 0:12:48- Oh!- Yeah.

0:12:48 > 0:12:50Don't go to autopsies.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52LAUGHTER

0:12:52 > 0:12:55That's as a general rule. As a general rule. If somebody,

0:12:55 > 0:12:59"Hey, man, we're going to an autopsy tomorrow", just don't go.

0:12:59 > 0:13:04It was definitely a jarring experience.

0:13:04 > 0:13:05Yes.

0:13:05 > 0:13:08- TOBY:- Is there no solution to the problem?

0:13:08 > 0:13:11What it is, is that for American football,

0:13:11 > 0:13:15the helmet actually presents a greater problem.

0:13:15 > 0:13:19Your brain is completely disconnected from the skull,

0:13:19 > 0:13:21sitting in a fluid.

0:13:21 > 0:13:25So in the film, we use the illustration

0:13:25 > 0:13:28of an onion inside of a jar.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31It is just free flowing. There is nothing you can do.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34You can put an exoskeleton over it, you put the helmet over it,

0:13:34 > 0:13:37but you still don't stop the onion from hitting inside,

0:13:37 > 0:13:41and that's what happens to the human brain.

0:13:41 > 0:13:43Also it's a multibillion dollar industry.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45It's a very difficult thing to stop.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Toby, you should not play American football!

0:13:47 > 0:13:49LAUGHTER

0:13:50 > 0:13:54Just give that dream up, Toby!

0:13:54 > 0:13:55Just give it up, give it up.

0:13:55 > 0:13:57You can't take a man's dream like that!

0:13:58 > 0:14:02We've got a clip. This is you as Dr Bennet Omalu pleading

0:14:02 > 0:14:06with a representative from the governing body of football, the NFL.

0:14:07 > 0:14:09Sir, I am not done.

0:14:09 > 0:14:11History laughs.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15If you continue to deny my work,

0:14:15 > 0:14:17the world will deny my work.

0:14:20 > 0:14:24But men, your men...

0:14:24 > 0:14:28continue to die, their families left in ruins.

0:14:31 > 0:14:33Tell the truth.

0:14:35 > 0:14:37Tell the truth.

0:14:47 > 0:14:51Are you sure you want to do this?

0:14:51 > 0:14:53I would ask you that same question.

0:14:57 > 0:14:59Powerful stuff.

0:15:04 > 0:15:08Dr Omalu, he loves that this film has been made,

0:15:08 > 0:15:09he loves that he is now you.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11Oh, yeah, look at that.

0:15:11 > 0:15:15That's what his face looks like all the time.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18He is so completely happy. All the things that he suffered.

0:15:18 > 0:15:20It's funny, he sent me a link.

0:15:20 > 0:15:25There was a Nigerian comedian that was talking about my performance

0:15:25 > 0:15:28in the movie, and he said...

0:15:28 > 0:15:33- NIGERIAN ACCENT:- "Will Smith is doing a Nigerian accent in his film,

0:15:33 > 0:15:36"and the haters will say that it is no good,

0:15:36 > 0:15:38"but I think that is not true.

0:15:38 > 0:15:41"I think he sounds like a Nigerian with a concussion."

0:15:41 > 0:15:43LAUGHTER

0:15:45 > 0:15:48That's about the best compliment they can pay.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Four actors, you all have to do accents,

0:15:56 > 0:16:00but, Ryan, we don't think of Canadians as having accents,

0:16:00 > 0:16:01- and yet you...- Oh, we do.

0:16:01 > 0:16:03You've lost your accent, you would say?

0:16:03 > 0:16:05Yeah, I sort of trained myself out of it.

0:16:05 > 0:16:07But, you know, I go back home and it pops up again.

0:16:07 > 0:16:11That's all Ottawa. I hear that's all Ottawa. I can hear it.

0:16:11 > 0:16:13Oh, yeah, it gets that. Mm!

0:16:13 > 0:16:14Say "about".

0:16:14 > 0:16:16Well, in Canada it is "aboot".

0:16:16 > 0:16:19That's what I'm saying. Say it the way you say it.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22What are you talking aboot? What are you talking aboot? But...

0:16:22 > 0:16:23It's a bad word, I'm sorry.

0:16:23 > 0:16:26You handle everything with, "Oh, fuck, buddy."

0:16:29 > 0:16:31Is it something about the Canadian accent

0:16:31 > 0:16:33that makes you a really bad liar?

0:16:33 > 0:16:38Well, yeah, we are not good at lying or fighting, really.

0:16:38 > 0:16:42- That's good.- It's all slappy, it's not very sexy.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44Weren't you caught at the border...?

0:16:44 > 0:16:50Yeah. My wife is a foodie, and she loves these apple pies they make

0:16:50 > 0:16:52at this place in Vancouver, where I grew up.

0:16:52 > 0:16:54We grabbed a bunch of them and headed...

0:16:54 > 0:16:57We were driving back down to the States, we crossed the border.

0:16:57 > 0:16:59You're not allowed to cross the border with vegetables,

0:16:59 > 0:17:00- it is illegal.- Yeah, it's illegal.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02This guy knew something was going on.

0:17:02 > 0:17:04- We get up to the border crossing... - TOBY:- Pie smugglers.

0:17:04 > 0:17:06Yeah, pie smugglers. I'm an actor.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10Most Hollywood actors, they have a kilo of cocaine in their car!

0:17:10 > 0:17:11I've just got pies.

0:17:14 > 0:17:16But he knew something was going on, right?

0:17:16 > 0:17:19- You had the pie face. - I totally had the pie face.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22I've got the worst poker face... Worst pie face ever.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24And, yeah...

0:17:24 > 0:17:28And he says... And my voice always gets really high when I'm lying.

0:17:28 > 0:17:31He said, "Have you got anything? Any fruit, any vegetables?"

0:17:31 > 0:17:34- And I was like... - HIGH-PITCHED TONE:- No!

0:17:34 > 0:17:37- HIGH-PITCHED TONE:- Why the hell would I have fruits and vegetables, man?

0:17:37 > 0:17:38- HIGH-PITCHED TONE:- Crazy!

0:17:38 > 0:17:42- HIGH-PITCHED TONE:- Who would bring fruits and vegetables?

0:17:42 > 0:17:45Basically, he just had me on the hook.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47He looked at me and goes, "You remember that movie you did,

0:17:47 > 0:17:49"that movie, Just Friends?" I was like, "Yeah, yeah."

0:17:49 > 0:17:51He said, "You know that song at the end of it

0:17:51 > 0:17:54"where you sing I Swear by All-4-One?" "Yeah, yeah."

0:17:54 > 0:17:55He was like, "Go ahead."

0:17:55 > 0:17:58LAUGHTER No!

0:17:58 > 0:18:01Basically, he was saying, "Dance, monkey."

0:18:03 > 0:18:06- I bet you danced.- I danced.

0:18:06 > 0:18:08I sang that thing in the best falsetto I had

0:18:08 > 0:18:12and I was on my way through the border eating pie by the next stop.

0:18:13 > 0:18:17Catherine Zeta-Jones, you, famously for us, you are from Wales.

0:18:17 > 0:18:18From Wales!

0:18:18 > 0:18:22There's loads of roles for Welsh girls around.

0:18:22 > 0:18:23Finally!

0:18:25 > 0:18:27After Mask Of Zorro...

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Oh, they thought I was Spanish.

0:18:29 > 0:18:33Yeah, I had to go to the red carpet and everyone would go, "Hola".

0:18:36 > 0:18:40All I said was, "Gracias, gracias."

0:18:40 > 0:18:42They could have been saying anything about me.

0:18:42 > 0:18:44"Gracias. Muy bien. Muchas gracias."

0:18:47 > 0:18:50- To me, you still have a Welsh accent.- Yeah.

0:18:50 > 0:18:51But is that because you are here?

0:18:51 > 0:18:54I've been with my mam and dad this whole weekend and my brother,

0:18:54 > 0:18:56and it gets stronger.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58When I first met Michael, I'd be on the phone to my mother,

0:18:58 > 0:19:00and I'd get off the phone and he'd say,

0:19:00 > 0:19:02"Oh, it's a beautiful language, Welsh." I went...

0:19:02 > 0:19:04- EXAGGERATED ACCENT:- "What are you talking about?

0:19:04 > 0:19:08- "I'm speaking English." - LAUGHTER

0:19:08 > 0:19:10I have to say, the night you won the BAFTA,

0:19:10 > 0:19:14you were suddenly the Welsh-est woman alive.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15I know!

0:19:15 > 0:19:17It's that humble thing that comes on.

0:19:17 > 0:19:19- EXAGGERATED ACCENT:- "I'm from Swansea, I don't deserve this!"

0:19:21 > 0:19:23Because you must have had friends there,

0:19:23 > 0:19:25American friends in the audience

0:19:25 > 0:19:27who mustn't have known what you were doing.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28You did the big chant and everything.

0:19:28 > 0:19:31I did "Oggy Oggy", didn't I?

0:19:31 > 0:19:33I think Wales won that day, actually.

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Was that what it was?

0:19:35 > 0:19:36Something that jogged my memory

0:19:36 > 0:19:39about how important "Oggy Oggy" was in my life.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42These two are smiling and nodding.

0:19:42 > 0:19:45Oggy oggy. Oggy oggy.

0:19:45 > 0:19:47If I did the "Oggy Oggy", you'd know what to do, right?

0:19:47 > 0:19:49- To show the Americans. - AUDIENCE: Yeah!

0:19:49 > 0:19:50All right. Ready?

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Oggy oggy oggy.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55Oi! Oi! Oi!

0:19:55 > 0:19:57Oggy oggy oggy!

0:19:57 > 0:19:58Oi! Oi! Oi!

0:19:58 > 0:19:59- Oggy!- Oi!

0:19:59 > 0:20:01- Oggy!- Oi!

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Oggy oggy oggy!

0:20:02 > 0:20:03Oi! Oi! Oi!

0:20:03 > 0:20:04Now you can do it.

0:20:06 > 0:20:09- I'm going to take that home. - Yeah, we're going to take that back.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11Ours is more like...

0:20:11 > 0:20:12Say ho-ohh.

0:20:12 > 0:20:13Ho-ohh!

0:20:13 > 0:20:14It's really simple.

0:20:16 > 0:20:17In Canada it's...

0:20:17 > 0:20:19"Sorry about that".

0:20:19 > 0:20:20LAUGHTER

0:20:22 > 0:20:24APPLAUSE

0:20:28 > 0:20:32Finally, ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Reynolds brings us Deadpool.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:36 > 0:20:37I love that poster.

0:20:37 > 0:20:40That poster tells you everything you need to know about this movie.

0:20:40 > 0:20:42That is a really good poster.

0:20:42 > 0:20:46A man in a very tight red body suit.

0:20:46 > 0:20:48It opens here on February 10th.

0:20:48 > 0:20:50This must feel great for you.

0:20:50 > 0:20:53This has been a labour of love, getting this made.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54Yes, yeah.

0:20:54 > 0:20:57It's been the best and worst relationship I've ever been in.

0:20:57 > 0:21:0111 years. 11 years I've been trying to get this movie made.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04We wrote a script, we did that about six years ago.

0:21:04 > 0:21:07Then we did a little bit of test footage for this movie.

0:21:07 > 0:21:09That test footage sat on a shelf at Fox for four years.

0:21:09 > 0:21:12Then about a year and a half ago,

0:21:12 > 0:21:15somebody accidentally leaked it on the internet.

0:21:15 > 0:21:16- (Was that you?)- Super crazy.

0:21:16 > 0:21:19Oh, no. It had nothing to do with me.

0:21:19 > 0:21:20I had nothing to do with that.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Very un-Canadian of you.

0:21:22 > 0:21:27My mum was like, "What does this button do?

0:21:27 > 0:21:28"Ah!"

0:21:28 > 0:21:31"Oh, well, I guess we're making the movie now."

0:21:31 > 0:21:34It just went nuts. People started writing and flooding Fox,

0:21:34 > 0:21:37begging and pleading for the Deadpool movie to get made.

0:21:37 > 0:21:39Within 24 hours, we had a green light.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- It was that quick? - It was that quick.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44It was so undeniable, and it felt really good.

0:21:44 > 0:21:47Also, you must be quite pissed off

0:21:47 > 0:21:50that you couldn't make that decision for yourselves.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Exactly, we tried and tried, but the fans got it made.

0:21:53 > 0:21:55It's a great story too, this is totally fan-driven in every way.

0:21:55 > 0:21:57People who don't know, they'll be thinking,

0:21:57 > 0:22:00"Why wouldn't the studio want to make this? It's a superhero movie.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03"Everyone loves them." And it is a superhero movie

0:22:03 > 0:22:05and it's got all those things, but it does also have

0:22:05 > 0:22:08this kind of indie movie sensibility and edginess.

0:22:08 > 0:22:11It is meta. The character knows he's in a comic book movie,

0:22:11 > 0:22:13but he works in the X-Men universe,

0:22:13 > 0:22:17so he's dealing with other X-Men, he's talking about other X-Men.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19He's making jokes about Ryan Reynolds.

0:22:19 > 0:22:23It is rated R, which is unusual for a Marvel, X-Men type movie.

0:22:23 > 0:22:25I think it's a certificate 15 here in the UK.

0:22:25 > 0:22:27Yeah, we can take it.

0:22:27 > 0:22:28LAUGHTER

0:22:28 > 0:22:30In China it's rated go fuck yourself!

0:22:32 > 0:22:35- Basically, they're not showing it there at all.- Washed their hands!

0:22:35 > 0:22:38It's sad, I wish we could show it there.

0:22:38 > 0:22:40But, yeah, it's a pretty unorthodox film.

0:22:40 > 0:22:42Also, what's great is to reflect, like that poster,

0:22:42 > 0:22:45but also you've done other posters that are unorthodox.

0:22:45 > 0:22:47The marketing of this movie has been so much fun.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49Are you involved in these things?

0:22:49 > 0:22:50Completely. We love it.

0:22:50 > 0:22:52We're, like, giddily texting and e-mailing each other

0:22:52 > 0:22:55in the middle of the night. "What if we tried this?"

0:22:55 > 0:22:58The emoji poster, I love the emoji poster.

0:22:58 > 0:22:59- Deadpool.- Deadpool... Ha!

0:22:59 > 0:23:00Dead - poo - L.

0:23:02 > 0:23:05That just started as a jokey text message

0:23:05 > 0:23:06between me and a couple other people.

0:23:06 > 0:23:08Then the Fox marketing guys said,

0:23:08 > 0:23:10"We're going to make that into a billboard."

0:23:10 > 0:23:13I said, "You don't have the balls." And there it is.

0:23:13 > 0:23:16Also, you haven't forgotten that it's opening on Valentine's weekend.

0:23:16 > 0:23:17Of course, yeah.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18So we've got that.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25True love never dies.

0:23:28 > 0:23:30There are references to Valentine's Day in it.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33It is. There is a big love story in this film.

0:23:33 > 0:23:36The love story quickly turns into dick-kicking revenge,

0:23:36 > 0:23:39but, still, it's a love story.

0:23:39 > 0:23:41I like how it shocks me, cos on American TV

0:23:41 > 0:23:43you can't say stuff like that.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45No, you can't say it here either.

0:23:45 > 0:23:46LAUGHTER

0:23:48 > 0:23:52I'll just be saying "Hi" on the couch when it airs.

0:23:52 > 0:23:55I'll just say, "Deadpool!"

0:23:55 > 0:23:57Then I'll go, "On to Dad's Army."

0:23:59 > 0:24:01Also, you didn't just work on the things,

0:24:01 > 0:24:04you did the voice-overs for some trailers.

0:24:04 > 0:24:06Yeah, I did.

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Exactly, yeah. I love that stuff.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10I do it at home all the time. It drives my wife nuts.

0:24:10 > 0:24:11You know, it's that voice...

0:24:11 > 0:24:15- DEEP AND GRAVELLY TONE:- In a world divided by fear,

0:24:15 > 0:24:18one man must stand alone.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20Will Smith, Ryan Reynolds,

0:24:20 > 0:24:24Catherine Zeta-Jones, Toby Jones,

0:24:24 > 0:24:27in...Graham Norton's Pants, rated R.

0:24:27 > 0:24:29LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:24:29 > 0:24:30That's my ringtone.

0:24:34 > 0:24:36That was really good.

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Like Don LaFontaine. That guy's the best.

0:24:38 > 0:24:42- Yeah, the trailer guy. - I want to see that movie!

0:24:42 > 0:24:44Listen, we've got a clip from Deadpool.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46This is essentially...

0:24:46 > 0:24:51This is you and your crew, a couple of the other X people,

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- confronting your nemesis.- Yes!

0:24:54 > 0:24:57MUSIC: X Gon' Give It To Ya by DMX

0:25:00 > 0:25:01Go get some.

0:25:01 > 0:25:04She's going to do a superhero landing. Wait for it!

0:25:07 > 0:25:08Whoo!

0:25:08 > 0:25:10Superhero landing!

0:25:10 > 0:25:12You know, that's really hard on your knees.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Totally impractical. They all do it.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16You are a lovely lady, but I'm saving myself for Frances.

0:25:16 > 0:25:18That's why I brought him!

0:25:18 > 0:25:21I prefer not to hit a woman, so please...

0:25:21 > 0:25:23METALLIC CLANG

0:25:28 > 0:25:30I mean...that's why I brought her?

0:25:32 > 0:25:34Oh, no, finish your tweet.

0:25:34 > 0:25:36Just give us a second.

0:25:36 > 0:25:38There you go, hashtag it.

0:25:38 > 0:25:40Go get her, tiger.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53LAUGHTER

0:25:58 > 0:26:00You don't think about it watching the movie,

0:26:00 > 0:26:02but there is a weird thing -

0:26:02 > 0:26:07is it true the director based some of the fight moves on Muhammad Ali?

0:26:07 > 0:26:09Some of the big fight scenes, yeah.

0:26:09 > 0:26:11Sorry.

0:26:12 > 0:26:15We've got the other Muhammad Ali right here.

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Some of it was based on Muhammad Ali -

0:26:17 > 0:26:21just that idea of how he sort of got in people's heads.

0:26:21 > 0:26:22He was punching them in the brain

0:26:22 > 0:26:24as much as he was punching them in the face.

0:26:24 > 0:26:28A lot of it is that, that sort of floating thing that he does,

0:26:28 > 0:26:31it's a psychological warfare as well.

0:26:31 > 0:26:33Because when you were preparing to play Muhammad Ali,

0:26:33 > 0:26:37watching tapes, how many hours did you spend watching tapes?

0:26:37 > 0:26:39What I used to do was

0:26:39 > 0:26:42there was a way that his arm moved, and Michael Mann, the director,

0:26:42 > 0:26:47wanted me to burn neural passages.

0:26:47 > 0:26:51So I would sit in a dark room for 20 minutes at a time,

0:26:51 > 0:26:54but for two or three hours a day,

0:26:54 > 0:26:56just in a dark room and I would watch a loop of him doing the jab,

0:26:56 > 0:26:58- doing the jab, doing the jab. - Whoa, wow.

0:26:58 > 0:27:00- Trying to burn neural passages. - Yeah.

0:27:00 > 0:27:02It didn't work.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06It was a bad idea from the beginning.

0:27:06 > 0:27:09The movie was great, something worked.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11Toby Jones, you've been in some big superhero movies.

0:27:11 > 0:27:14Oh, I thought you were going to say as Captain Mainwaring,

0:27:14 > 0:27:16did I burn some neural passages?

0:27:16 > 0:27:17I wasn't asked to do that.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21No, you were in Captain America and Hunger Games, you were in that.

0:27:21 > 0:27:23- Yeah, yeah. - Did you get to do stunts?

0:27:23 > 0:27:26No, I get to watch people do stunts.

0:27:26 > 0:27:29I contrived special powers, because in the Marvel stuff,

0:27:29 > 0:27:35I'm Arnim Zola, a sort of German nefarious doctor, evil doctor.

0:27:35 > 0:27:37Ooh.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38I'm against Captain America.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41- We may run into each other in the future.- Oh, good.

0:27:41 > 0:27:44But at the moment I'm just preoccupied with Captain America,

0:27:44 > 0:27:45dealing with him.

0:27:45 > 0:27:50Is it extraordinary for you now when parents tell their children

0:27:50 > 0:27:52that you are Dobby from Harry Potter?

0:27:52 > 0:27:55Well, it is, because I think they look at me

0:27:55 > 0:27:57and think, "Well, he's not that big,

0:27:57 > 0:28:02"maybe he could fit into a costume as Dobby... Around his eyes..."

0:28:02 > 0:28:06There's always a slight moment of assessing whether I'm tall enough.

0:28:08 > 0:28:11And then I say I'm only partly responsible, just for the voice.

0:28:11 > 0:28:15Then there's always the kind of, "Can you do the voice on the phone?

0:28:15 > 0:28:17"Can you speak to my mother?"

0:28:17 > 0:28:20Apparently being Dobby brings with it

0:28:20 > 0:28:22its own sort of fan mail.

0:28:23 > 0:28:25Yes.

0:28:27 > 0:28:31There is a certain kind of fan of Dobby, you think,

0:28:31 > 0:28:33"Well, you're not really a child.

0:28:34 > 0:28:39"You are an adult and you are asking me to write a little legend

0:28:39 > 0:28:41"for your partner, in which you say

0:28:41 > 0:28:43"you've been a really, really bad Dobby."

0:28:46 > 0:28:50As you know, Dobby gets hit around.

0:28:50 > 0:28:55Taken in the wrong context it could be implications of sadomasochism.

0:28:55 > 0:28:57Yes. We never imagined Harry Potter would go there.

0:28:57 > 0:28:58It's very dark, Toby.

0:28:58 > 0:29:02Hey, man, I only sent that letter because I appreciate it.

0:29:02 > 0:29:03LAUGHTER

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Can I get your e-mail?

0:29:09 > 0:29:12Very quickly, I am so sorry there won't be more Hunger Games.

0:29:12 > 0:29:16This character... This character deserves a spin-off.

0:29:16 > 0:29:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:19 > 0:29:21That's...

0:29:22 > 0:29:23That's its...

0:29:24 > 0:29:27That's its own movie.

0:29:27 > 0:29:29- That is an amazing... - Who is that guy?

0:29:31 > 0:29:34It looks like my aunt Kathy.

0:29:35 > 0:29:37Yeah, she's not sending you a card now.

0:29:39 > 0:29:42Catherine Zeta-Jones, you've done extraordinary stunt work.

0:29:42 > 0:29:45You did a lot of the sword stuff in Mask Of Zorro?

0:29:45 > 0:29:47A lot of the sword stuff in Zorro, yeah.

0:29:47 > 0:29:49But I think probably my biggest stunt

0:29:49 > 0:29:51was getting my ass through lasers in Entrapment.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54Mm-hmm! I remember that.

0:29:54 > 0:29:57Did you have to be able to do that?

0:29:57 > 0:30:00LAUGHTER

0:30:00 > 0:30:02I'm sorry, was that my external voice?!

0:30:05 > 0:30:07We used to watch that trailer a lot.

0:30:08 > 0:30:10I remember that scene.

0:30:10 > 0:30:13I remember that scene. I was by myself...

0:30:15 > 0:30:19- TOBY:- That's burnt onto a neural passage.

0:30:19 > 0:30:22- Yes, that one worked.- Yeah, exactly!

0:30:22 > 0:30:23APPLAUSE

0:30:25 > 0:30:29Now, Dad's Army hits the big screens next Friday

0:30:29 > 0:30:30with Catherine and Toby.

0:30:30 > 0:30:35Toby, for you, taking on Captain Mainwaring,

0:30:35 > 0:30:39I mean, Arthur Lowe is so loved and it's still on telly all the time.

0:30:39 > 0:30:41- Yeah, every Saturday.- How daunting?

0:30:41 > 0:30:43It was 100% daunting.

0:30:43 > 0:30:47It was something that I thought very, very carefully about it.

0:30:47 > 0:30:48Then I saw the script.

0:30:48 > 0:30:53I suppose, more importantly, it was seeing the other actors involved.

0:30:53 > 0:30:57When you think, "Oh, I can't play that part,

0:30:57 > 0:30:59"I loved Arthur Lowe doing it", then I saw the kind of actors

0:30:59 > 0:31:02they were getting involved with the script,

0:31:02 > 0:31:04and then Catherine came on board.

0:31:04 > 0:31:05It became un-turn-down-able.

0:31:05 > 0:31:09It became a selfish decision, it just looked so much fun to do.

0:31:09 > 0:31:13Sometimes with a job, in the end, I just want to do

0:31:13 > 0:31:16those stupid things with those great actors.

0:31:16 > 0:31:19That's what makes it... Cos I think everyone was nervous,

0:31:19 > 0:31:22but then when you saw the cast, you were like, "Hang on."

0:31:22 > 0:31:24Yeah, I want to be in that gang.

0:31:24 > 0:31:26I want to hang with you guys for a while.

0:31:26 > 0:31:28Less pressure for you, I guess, Catherine,

0:31:28 > 0:31:31- because your character is new. - Yeah, completely new.

0:31:31 > 0:31:33I get thrown into Walmington-on-Sea.

0:31:33 > 0:31:36I'm a journalist doing an article on the Home Guard.

0:31:36 > 0:31:38I cause a bit of havoc, really, throughout...

0:31:38 > 0:31:40She falls for me!

0:31:40 > 0:31:42LAUGHTER

0:31:42 > 0:31:44I can see that. I can see that.

0:31:44 > 0:31:47There is a big love affair that goes on.

0:31:47 > 0:31:48But exactly the same as Toby said,

0:31:48 > 0:31:53when I saw the plethora of fantastic actors, this one being right there,

0:31:53 > 0:31:55I wanted to be a part of it.

0:31:55 > 0:31:58Actually, what's nice about it is you don't...

0:31:58 > 0:31:59I mean, it is a stand-alone.

0:31:59 > 0:32:01It's not full of in-jokes.

0:32:01 > 0:32:04Well, obviously a TV comedy is 25 minutes long -

0:32:04 > 0:32:08in a movie, what is great about the script is they had to find a way

0:32:08 > 0:32:10of extending it. They could do a scale,

0:32:10 > 0:32:12a story of scale, in a way that you can't do

0:32:12 > 0:32:15in a half-hour studio sitcom.

0:32:15 > 0:32:18So, there's...

0:32:18 > 0:32:20It's based on a true story, what happens in the movie.

0:32:20 > 0:32:25It was Operation Bodyguard, where the Allies used... Can I say this?

0:32:25 > 0:32:27- ..inflatable tanks.- Yeah.

0:32:27 > 0:32:28Ugh! You blew everything!

0:32:30 > 0:32:31Spoiler alert!

0:32:33 > 0:32:37The inflatable tanks won't ruin your enjoyment.

0:32:37 > 0:32:41Let's see a bit of Catherine, Toby and the boys in Dad's Army.

0:32:41 > 0:32:44This is a taste of the trailer.

0:32:44 > 0:32:45Bravo, Mainwaring.

0:32:47 > 0:32:48Eyes front, soldiers back.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51You're a sergeant in the Home Guard, not a sack of potatoes.

0:32:52 > 0:32:54It's all hands on deck.

0:32:54 > 0:32:56'An enemy spy is operating somewhere near here.'

0:32:58 > 0:32:59I'll catch him, sir.

0:32:59 > 0:33:00What does he look like?

0:33:00 > 0:33:03We don't know, Frank, that's rather the point with spies.

0:33:03 > 0:33:04Stupid boy.

0:33:06 > 0:33:07HORN BLARES

0:33:07 > 0:33:09Associated Press. I'm doing an article on the Home Guard.

0:33:09 > 0:33:11You come highly recommended.

0:33:11 > 0:33:12You remind me of someone...

0:33:12 > 0:33:14Winston Churchill.

0:33:14 > 0:33:16I like to think that if we met,

0:33:16 > 0:33:18we'd both be the richer for it.

0:33:18 > 0:33:19Oh, yes.

0:33:26 > 0:33:28I took my mum, she loved it. Laughed like a drain.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30- She like it, your mum? - She did, laughed like a drain.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32I was telling her to shut up.

0:33:32 > 0:33:35Actually, Dad's Army, did they ever show it in America? No?

0:33:35 > 0:33:37It replaced religion in Canada!

0:33:40 > 0:33:43No, we don't know. Here it is, like, they're reverent of it.

0:33:43 > 0:33:46They just love it. They were talking about it all day today on my junket.

0:33:46 > 0:33:47When did they stop making it?

0:33:47 > 0:33:49They stopped making it in '70-something?

0:33:49 > 0:33:51It's still on every week on BBC Two.

0:33:51 > 0:33:53It reruns and everyone watches it, though.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55Yeah. The figures are great still.

0:33:55 > 0:33:58- CATHERINE:- Just when you think you've seen every episode,

0:33:58 > 0:33:59you turn it on, another one pops up.

0:33:59 > 0:34:03You might need some more promotion in the African-American community.

0:34:03 > 0:34:04LAUGHTER

0:34:07 > 0:34:09APPLAUSE

0:34:12 > 0:34:14Right, it's music time.

0:34:14 > 0:34:17I don't know if you are familiar with this lady, but she is stunning.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20We have been waiting over three years for this moment.

0:34:20 > 0:34:23But she is back now with her second album.

0:34:23 > 0:34:25Here performing her current single, Overcome,

0:34:25 > 0:34:29it is a warm welcome back to the lovely Laura Mvula!

0:34:29 > 0:34:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:34:37 > 0:34:41# When your heart is broken down, down, down

0:34:43 > 0:34:46# And your head don't reach the sky

0:34:50 > 0:34:52# Take your broken wings and fly

0:34:56 > 0:35:00# When your head is hanging low, low, low

0:35:02 > 0:35:05# And the tears, they keep falling

0:35:09 > 0:35:12# Take your broken feet and run

0:35:12 > 0:35:13# Run

0:35:13 > 0:35:15# Oh, oh

0:35:15 > 0:35:19# Oh, oh, oh

0:35:19 > 0:35:20# Run

0:35:20 > 0:35:22# Oh, oh

0:35:22 > 0:35:25# Oh, oh, oh

0:35:28 > 0:35:32# With the world upon your shoulders

0:35:34 > 0:35:37# Nowhere left to hide

0:35:39 > 0:35:41# Oh

0:35:41 > 0:35:43# Keep your head up, carry on

0:35:43 > 0:35:45- # Oh, oh - Keep your head up

0:35:45 > 0:35:48# Oh, oh, oh

0:35:48 > 0:35:49# Keep your head up

0:35:49 > 0:35:51# Oh, oh

0:35:51 > 0:35:57# Oh, oh, oh

0:35:57 > 0:35:59- # Oh, oh - Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, yeah

0:35:59 > 0:36:03# Oh, oh, oh

0:36:03 > 0:36:05# Oh, oh

0:36:05 > 0:36:09# Oh, oh, oh

0:36:11 > 0:36:15# Ain't no time to die, die, die

0:36:17 > 0:36:22# Even though we suffer

0:36:25 > 0:36:28# Come together, we pray

0:36:28 > 0:36:30# Come together

0:36:30 > 0:36:32# All God's children

0:36:35 > 0:36:38# Round the mountain

0:36:38 > 0:36:40# All God's children run

0:36:44 > 0:36:46# Round the mountain

0:36:46 > 0:36:49# All God's children run

0:36:52 > 0:36:55# Round the mountain

0:36:55 > 0:36:58# All God's children run

0:37:01 > 0:37:04# Round the mountain

0:37:04 > 0:37:07# All God's children run, run

0:37:11 > 0:37:13# Round the mountain

0:37:13 > 0:37:17# All God's children run, run, run

0:37:19 > 0:37:21# Round the mountain

0:37:21 > 0:37:26# All God's children run, run, run

0:37:28 > 0:37:30# Round the mountain

0:37:30 > 0:37:34# All God's children run, run, run, run

0:37:34 > 0:37:37# Round the mountain run

0:37:37 > 0:37:39# Round the mountain

0:37:39 > 0:37:41# All God's children run

0:37:41 > 0:37:43# All God's children

0:37:43 > 0:37:46# Run round the mountain run. #

0:37:46 > 0:37:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:37:52 > 0:37:54Laura Mvula!

0:37:54 > 0:37:56Simply stunning. Come and join us, do.

0:37:56 > 0:38:00Thank you to the dancers and the singers. Thanks to all of them.

0:38:00 > 0:38:02- Congratulations. - Thank you very much.

0:38:02 > 0:38:04Come and sit down.

0:38:04 > 0:38:08That's Toby Jones. This is Catherine.

0:38:08 > 0:38:12Ryan, Will.

0:38:12 > 0:38:14It's all good!

0:38:16 > 0:38:18Oh!

0:38:18 > 0:38:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:21 > 0:38:23Excited.

0:38:26 > 0:38:30Now, I'm hoping Toby doesn't suffer from allergies!

0:38:30 > 0:38:31Sorry!

0:38:32 > 0:38:34Sorry.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37That is gorgeous, thank you so much for that.

0:38:37 > 0:38:38Really, really lovely.

0:38:38 > 0:38:42- It's the new single, Overcome. It is out now.- It is out now.

0:38:42 > 0:38:43- It is!- Oh, my goodness.

0:38:43 > 0:38:46I've heard it on the radio and everything, Laura Mvula.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48It must be so nice for you to have a new song out.

0:38:48 > 0:38:51This is special, because remember, my first ever TV moment

0:38:51 > 0:38:54- was with you.- Yes, it was. - You remember that?- I do!

0:38:54 > 0:38:56- Three years ago. - And look at you now!

0:38:56 > 0:39:00- Thank you. And I have feathers! - You've killed a flock of something!

0:39:00 > 0:39:02LAUGHTER

0:39:03 > 0:39:06"Driving the countryside, picking up roadkill.

0:39:06 > 0:39:07"And now I'm back!"

0:39:09 > 0:39:12Well done, you. And there's a whole album. Finally.

0:39:12 > 0:39:16The fans, I'm one of them, we have been waiting.

0:39:16 > 0:39:19It is called The Dreaming Room, which is a lovely name.

0:39:19 > 0:39:20That is out on the 6th of May.

0:39:20 > 0:39:22- Yes, it is.- Gorgeous.

0:39:22 > 0:39:24Yeah, it took me three years to come up with some new songs.

0:39:24 > 0:39:26I'm not ashamed of that.

0:39:26 > 0:39:29It was a lovely song. I'd wait for it.

0:39:29 > 0:39:31It's taken me, like, 14 years, so...

0:39:33 > 0:39:34It would take me 100,000!

0:39:39 > 0:39:42- Thank you! - You'd have to die and be born again.

0:39:43 > 0:39:46It is so lovely to have you back.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48Congratulations on the single. I hope it does really well.

0:39:48 > 0:39:51I can't wait for the album. Laura Mvula, everybody.

0:39:51 > 0:39:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:55 > 0:39:58All right, before we head away,

0:39:58 > 0:40:00there is just time for a visit to the big red chair.

0:40:00 > 0:40:02Who is there? Hello, sir.

0:40:02 > 0:40:04- Hey, Graham. - Hi, what's your name?- I'm David.

0:40:04 > 0:40:07- David, lovely. Where are you from, David?- Hungary.

0:40:07 > 0:40:11Oh, Hungary. OK. What do you do here?

0:40:11 > 0:40:13I have two jobs. My main one is a hospital job,

0:40:13 > 0:40:16the other is a weekend job working as a receptionist at a gym.

0:40:16 > 0:40:19He's got it covered, ladies and gentlemen.

0:40:19 > 0:40:21Hospitals, gyms.

0:40:21 > 0:40:24He has made Britain healthier while he's been here.

0:40:24 > 0:40:26Thank you. We all thank you.

0:40:26 > 0:40:28Off you go with the story.

0:40:28 > 0:40:32I'm originally from Hungary, but my first visit to New York,

0:40:32 > 0:40:33I was at a Christmas party

0:40:33 > 0:40:37with a bunch of people I didn't know very long.

0:40:37 > 0:40:38It was before cellphones.

0:40:38 > 0:40:40There was a phone in the living room.

0:40:40 > 0:40:42I made a phone call to my cousin,

0:40:42 > 0:40:44had a brief conversation in Hungarian.

0:40:44 > 0:40:46At the end of the conversation I was like,

0:40:46 > 0:40:49"Pussy, pussy, mwah, mwah, mwah."

0:40:49 > 0:40:51Oh.

0:40:51 > 0:40:54Everybody in the room froze, looked at me.

0:40:54 > 0:40:58I was like, telling my cousin, "Why is everyone looking at me?"

0:40:58 > 0:41:02My cousin said, "Do you know what you said in English?"

0:41:02 > 0:41:07Because in Hungarian, "puszi" means a kiss on the cheek.

0:41:07 > 0:41:10It doesn't mean that here.

0:41:10 > 0:41:11Exactly, but I didn't realise...

0:41:11 > 0:41:13I doubt it means that in Hungary.

0:41:15 > 0:41:19I didn't realise it either until everybody looked.

0:41:19 > 0:41:20And there was children.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22It was a Christmas party with kids in there...

0:41:22 > 0:41:23Oh, that's wrong.

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Dispose of him!

0:41:29 > 0:41:31- WILL:- Hold on. One second.

0:41:31 > 0:41:33On the cheek, here we go.

0:41:33 > 0:41:35Now you know what I can say!

0:41:39 > 0:41:43- "Dear Diary..."- I was just a speed bump on his way to "puszi" there.

0:41:48 > 0:41:50You slowed him, but you didn't stop him.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53OK, who is up next? Hello, sir.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55- Hello.- Who are you?- I'm Paul.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Paul, lovely. What do you do, Paul?

0:41:57 > 0:42:00- I'm a tour guide.- A tour guide?- Yes.

0:42:00 > 0:42:01Oh, around what or where?

0:42:01 > 0:42:03The BBC.

0:42:03 > 0:42:06LAUGHTER

0:42:06 > 0:42:08You want me to just flip him?

0:42:10 > 0:42:11(If the walls could talk!)

0:42:15 > 0:42:18"And in this room... No, never mind."

0:42:18 > 0:42:20OK.

0:42:20 > 0:42:24- Is your story about that, Paul? - No, it's not.- OK.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26Off you go with your story.

0:42:26 > 0:42:30My son Jay is about 18 now, so he will kill me for telling this story,

0:42:30 > 0:42:32but when he was very little, I took him swimming.

0:42:32 > 0:42:36It was his first time there out of nappies.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39Before we headed to the pool, I said, "Do you need the toilet?"

0:42:39 > 0:42:42- CATHERINE:- I don't like toilet stories, can I flip him?

0:42:42 > 0:42:44He said no. We got in the pool eventually

0:42:44 > 0:42:47and as soon as we got in the pool, he needed the toilet.

0:42:47 > 0:42:48We went to the toilet and came back.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51I was a very bad father then. I whispered in his ear,

0:42:51 > 0:42:54"If you need to wee again, just do it in the pool.

0:42:54 > 0:42:58"No-one will know, everybody does it, it's OK."

0:42:58 > 0:43:00Of course I regretted this five minutes later

0:43:00 > 0:43:03when he stood very proudly on the side of the pool...

0:43:03 > 0:43:06LAUGHTER

0:43:06 > 0:43:10..peeing into the water very majestically,

0:43:10 > 0:43:13like an ornamental fountain,

0:43:13 > 0:43:16whilst all the swimmers dived for cover

0:43:16 > 0:43:18and all the lifeguards blew their whistles.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21Oh, you can walk. Well done, Paul! Very good.

0:43:21 > 0:43:23Good story. Good story.

0:43:23 > 0:43:25Well done, everyone.

0:43:25 > 0:43:27If you'd like to join us on the show

0:43:27 > 0:43:28and have a go in that red chair,

0:43:28 > 0:43:31you can contact us via our website at this very address.

0:43:31 > 0:43:33Sadly, that is it for tonight.

0:43:33 > 0:43:36So just say a huge thank you to my guests tonight -

0:43:36 > 0:43:39Laura Mvula!

0:43:39 > 0:43:42Toby Jones, everybody!

0:43:42 > 0:43:45Catherine Zeta-Jones!

0:43:45 > 0:43:48Ryan Reynolds!

0:43:48 > 0:43:50And Mr Will Smith!

0:43:50 > 0:43:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:43:52 > 0:43:55Join me next week with comedy actor Jack Black,

0:43:55 > 0:43:59from Zoolander 2, Owen Wilson, Penelope Cruz and Ben Stiller,

0:43:59 > 0:44:01plus the fabulous Sir Elton John.

0:44:01 > 0:44:03I'll see you then! Goodnight, everyone. Bye-bye.

0:44:03 > 0:44:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE