0:00:02 > 0:00:05MUSIC: Don't You Want Me by The Human League
0:00:05 > 0:00:08Tonight on the show -
0:00:08 > 0:00:10one rock legend, four Hollywood stars,
0:00:10 > 0:00:14including the man who invented Blue Steel. Can you do it?
0:00:15 > 0:00:17Oohh!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Let's start the show.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39Oh! Oh! It's me! Oh!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42This is it! This is it, this is the show!
0:00:42 > 0:00:44Good evening, one, good evening, all.
0:00:44 > 0:00:48This show is so hot right now. It is so hot right now.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49Do you feel it, do you feel it?
0:00:49 > 0:00:52You're so hot right now. You're so hot right now.
0:00:52 > 0:00:53Have a drink.
0:00:53 > 0:00:57We'll talk. Yes, the stars of Zoolander 2 are here tonight -
0:00:57 > 0:01:00Ben Stiller, Penelope Cruz and Owen Wilson will be joining us,
0:01:00 > 0:01:02yes, they will.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:04 > 0:01:08They will be arriving fashionably late from the big premiere.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09Oh, Magnum!
0:01:09 > 0:01:11LAUGHTER
0:01:11 > 0:01:14Let's get our first guest on.
0:01:14 > 0:01:16APPLAUSE
0:01:16 > 0:01:20This man's movies have made over 3.5 billion worldwide,
0:01:20 > 0:01:24he's the comedy powerhouse behind School Of Rock, Kung Fu Panda
0:01:24 > 0:01:27and Tropic Thunder and now he's giving us Goosebumps
0:01:27 > 0:01:30in his latest movie. Please welcome Mr Jack Black!
0:01:30 > 0:01:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Hello! How are you?
0:01:37 > 0:01:38Very nice to see you.
0:01:38 > 0:01:42I didnt know, 3.5 billion!
0:01:42 > 0:01:45You're rich. You're very, very rich.
0:01:45 > 0:01:48And in a career spanning five decades,
0:01:48 > 0:01:52this musical icon has sold over 250 million albums worldwide
0:01:52 > 0:01:56and along the way collected a Tony, an Oscar and five Grammys.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59He's back with his 33rd album, Wonderful Crazy Night -
0:01:59 > 0:02:02it is the Rocket Man himself, Sir Elton John, everybody!
0:02:02 > 0:02:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:04 > 0:02:07MUSIC: Rocket Man by Elton John
0:02:07 > 0:02:10It's impressive, it's impressive.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Welcome, gentlemen. You both well?
0:02:20 > 0:02:24Yeah. I didn't have time to change, sorry.
0:02:24 > 0:02:26- You just left the house. - Yeah.- You look lovely.
0:02:26 > 0:02:31Looking at Elton's outfit and every inch of you
0:02:31 > 0:02:34has another amazing moment.
0:02:34 > 0:02:36Right here, the crown.
0:02:36 > 0:02:41Down the leg, the golden bedazzlement. But then the shoes!
0:02:41 > 0:02:44- The man who made the shoes is in the audience.- Oh, really?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:46 > 0:02:49- Where are you, Patrick? - He's over there.
0:02:49 > 0:02:53Patrick Cox is one of the greatest shoemakers in the world.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56- Ever heard of the Wannabe shoe? - No.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00It was a huge shoe and Patrick invented it.
0:03:00 > 0:03:04He has made all my stage shoes. He's a great cobbler.
0:03:04 > 0:03:06Also, Cox is one of my favourite words.
0:03:06 > 0:03:09LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:03:13 > 0:03:15Jack Black, you are a proper Elton John fan.
0:03:15 > 0:03:20I am. From the beginning I've been obsessed.
0:03:20 > 0:03:23I kind of wish I was Elton John.
0:03:23 > 0:03:25To sing like that...
0:03:25 > 0:03:29I read in an interview, the whole interview they kept asking you
0:03:29 > 0:03:32questions and all you could do was sing an Elton John song
0:03:32 > 0:03:34that you couldn't remember.
0:03:34 > 0:03:38Well, I have trouble remembering lyrics just in general.
0:03:38 > 0:03:41I remember jams, I remember the tunes.
0:03:41 > 0:03:44Do you remember the one you did that goes like...
0:03:44 > 0:03:46It's just you singing and piano...
0:03:46 > 0:03:50HE SINGS INCOMPREHENSIBLY
0:03:54 > 0:03:57LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:03:57 > 0:03:59Wait, this part...
0:03:59 > 0:04:00HE SINGS INCOMPREHENSIBLY
0:04:00 > 0:04:03# With a one-eyed danger zone
0:04:03 > 0:04:04# Take me to the... #
0:04:04 > 0:04:06- HE SINGS INCOMPREHENSIBLY - Oh, yeah!
0:04:06 > 0:04:08Got you now.
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- Take Me To The pilot! - So good.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12This guy is great.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15I mean, you've all seen School Of Rock, anyway.
0:04:15 > 0:04:17This guy is a real music guy, so I love him.
0:04:17 > 0:04:20# Take me to the pilot... #
0:04:20 > 0:04:23GRAHAM LAUGHS
0:04:23 > 0:04:25- I want to get to the hook. - Here's the thing, Jack Black,
0:04:25 > 0:04:28you've just got back from - is it Korea you were in?
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- I was in Korea and China, yeah. - Doing Kung Fu Panda?
0:04:31 > 0:04:34We were doing Kung Fu Panda promotion, yeah.
0:04:34 > 0:04:37- It does seem odd because it's a cartoon.- Yeah.
0:04:37 > 0:04:38HE LAUGHS
0:04:38 > 0:04:42I know where you're going - it's not my voice, they got a Chinese person
0:04:42 > 0:04:46doing the voice, it's not my face, it's a cartoon - why am I there?
0:04:46 > 0:04:48- Kind of, yeah. - OK, well...
0:04:48 > 0:04:54Because I think it helps to have a bona fide Hollywood legend there.
0:04:54 > 0:04:58And then I do a high-five to the Chinese actor and I pass the torch.
0:04:58 > 0:05:01And I don't know why I'm there!
0:05:01 > 0:05:04It was a fun trip.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07Have your children seen Kung Fu Panda?
0:05:07 > 0:05:11I went to the first one and took my godson, Brooklyn Beckham
0:05:11 > 0:05:14and all of the Beckham boys.
0:05:14 > 0:05:18We went to the Cinerama Dome in Hollywood on Sunset Boulevard
0:05:18 > 0:05:20and we had a blast.
0:05:20 > 0:05:25They were in the back of the car. There's Romeo, Cruz and Brooklyn.
0:05:25 > 0:05:28And they said, "Uncle Elton" I said, "Yes?"
0:05:28 > 0:05:31"You write songs, don't you?" I went, "Yeah."
0:05:31 > 0:05:32They said, "Sing us one."
0:05:32 > 0:05:35LAUGHTER
0:05:35 > 0:05:37What do you do?
0:05:37 > 0:05:41"You wrote The Lion King? Oh, that's great. Sing Circle Of Life."
0:05:41 > 0:05:45It was fantastic and the film was great.
0:05:45 > 0:05:49And it was just a great experience, it's such a fun movie.
0:05:49 > 0:05:51They are brilliant movies.
0:05:51 > 0:05:54Now, the new album, Wonderful Crazy Night,
0:05:54 > 0:05:56it's out today.
0:05:56 > 0:06:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:06:00 > 0:06:05- You've got the big vinyl version. - Yeah.- Cos vinyl is back. Yeah!
0:06:05 > 0:06:08Vinyl is so great. I've just started collecting it again.
0:06:08 > 0:06:09I sold all my vinyl in 1991.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12It was the first thing I did for the AIDS Foundation. I had so much of it
0:06:12 > 0:06:15and I sold it all in one go to someone in St Louis.
0:06:15 > 0:06:20And now I'm buying back all the old vinyl because it sounds better.
0:06:20 > 0:06:24And it's the wonderful kind of process of doing it, it's the ritual
0:06:24 > 0:06:27of getting the record, putting it on and it sounds amazing.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29Did you call the guy in St Louis
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- and say "I'd like to buy some of those back."?- No, I shelled out.
0:06:32 > 0:06:35Every record I sold, I bought back.
0:06:35 > 0:06:38Jack Black seems like the sort of person who would collect vinyl.
0:06:38 > 0:06:41I do play vinyl. I have a limited library.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44I like just listening to an album that way,
0:06:44 > 0:06:47listening to a full side the way it was intended -
0:06:47 > 0:06:52instead of piecemeal, one at a time, 99 cents.
0:06:52 > 0:06:55Exactly, it's the ritual. The kids are rediscovering it and love it.
0:06:55 > 0:06:58Every new artist now releases their album on vinyl.
0:06:58 > 0:07:01- But also record signings are a thing again.- Yeah.
0:07:01 > 0:07:05- I have a statistic here. You did a record signing this week.- Yes.
0:07:05 > 0:07:09The last one you did was 43 years ago.
0:07:09 > 0:07:13- That's how long vinyl... - That's when 78s were out.
0:07:13 > 0:07:17There you are. I love these fans, it looks like they all went to the same
0:07:17 > 0:07:20barbers and said, "I'd like a shitty '70s haircut, please."
0:07:20 > 0:07:23LAUGHTER
0:07:23 > 0:07:26And then, randomly, there's this person down here. Look at her!
0:07:26 > 0:07:30LAUGHTER
0:07:30 > 0:07:34- Was it fun to do a record signing? - It was so great.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35And people were so great.
0:07:35 > 0:07:39People came from New Zealand, for a record signing!
0:07:39 > 0:07:41I mean, really amazing.
0:07:41 > 0:07:46People came from Spain, Germany, Japan. Amazing.
0:07:46 > 0:07:48For a record signing. It was fun.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51And when you tour now, do you still do the thing of booking hotels
0:07:51 > 0:07:54- under ridiculous names? - Yes, I do.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57Tell us some of the names you've chosen over the years.
0:07:57 > 0:08:01Um...oh, Sir Binky Poodle Clip.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Um...
0:08:03 > 0:08:05There was one called Fanny Beaver Snatchclit.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08LAUGHTER
0:08:08 > 0:08:11Which the hotel operator wouldn't use.
0:08:11 > 0:08:14And Sir Horace Pussy.
0:08:14 > 0:08:17And in Las Vegas I'm usually - cos I'm at Caesars -
0:08:17 > 0:08:19I'm Judas Fart.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22"Judas Fart?" "No, I didn't. No."
0:08:22 > 0:08:25LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:08:25 > 0:08:29I get it. I get it.
0:08:29 > 0:08:32Does Sir Horace Pussy mean something when you put it together?
0:08:32 > 0:08:35Sir Horace Pussy? It doesn't mean anything.
0:08:35 > 0:08:39Cos Judas Fart... I thought maybe "Sir Horace Pussy."
0:08:39 > 0:08:41My mother had to ring and ask for Sir Horace Pussy.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45"I can't believe you asked me to ring Sir Horace Pussy."
0:08:45 > 0:08:49- Did she do it? - She did, yeah.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52There was one in the Ritz Hotel in Paris where they had special
0:08:52 > 0:08:54stationery made up.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57So...yes, it's fun.
0:08:57 > 0:09:00When you go on the road, it's so boring you have to do something
0:09:00 > 0:09:01to make yourself cheerful.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04- So every time they ring the room... - I was the Marquis of Minge.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:09:10 > 0:09:13It said, "For the visit of the Marquis of Minge."
0:09:13 > 0:09:14I've still got it.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17They made the writing paper up.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20Now, here's the thing, you are performing for us tonight, but now
0:09:20 > 0:09:24you've been in the papers saying you're winding down the performing.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26Is this a kind of a last chance to see...
0:09:26 > 0:09:29do we need to hurry and book and see you?
0:09:29 > 0:09:32Yes, I'm entering a monastery tomorrow.
0:09:32 > 0:09:34No, I'm gradually going to wind down
0:09:34 > 0:09:37because I want to see my boys grow up. I mean, what's the point
0:09:37 > 0:09:40of having children unless you don't spend time with them?
0:09:40 > 0:09:43At the moment, I see a lot of them but not enough.
0:09:43 > 0:09:47So we're getting to the point where, in the next few years,
0:09:47 > 0:09:50we'll be winding down and I want to see them grow up.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53I've had so many years on the road, I've had so many concerts
0:09:53 > 0:09:57and the most important thing in my life - our life - are our children.
0:09:57 > 0:10:01- I don't want to leave them behind. - Yeah. Makes sense.
0:10:01 > 0:10:04APPLAUSE And also you have that luxury.
0:10:04 > 0:10:09It's not as if I'm in mid-career, I'm the Gracie Fields of rock.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11No, it's...
0:10:11 > 0:10:14They are so beautiful, so funny
0:10:14 > 0:10:17and I don't want to miss it, I would hate to do that.
0:10:17 > 0:10:19I want to be there for them.
0:10:19 > 0:10:23Because you can have any hit record you want, any great tour,
0:10:23 > 0:10:25any success in the world -
0:10:25 > 0:10:29doesn't compare to one second with your kids. It doesn't.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33So are you saying, Elton, you're gearing up for the farewell tour,
0:10:33 > 0:10:35is that what's coming here?
0:10:35 > 0:10:40- You're gearing down.- I am gearing down.- But not yet.- Not yet.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43I'm not old enough quite yet.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45But when you announce that, then the people -
0:10:45 > 0:10:47the people are flocking to you, anyway.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50If you said it's the farewell tour, then everyone...
0:10:50 > 0:10:53- There will be a time when that will happen.- Wow.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Are you teaching the little ones how to tickle the ivories?
0:10:56 > 0:10:58I'm not teaching them but Zachary takes piano lessons -
0:10:58 > 0:11:00nothing to do with me - that's my eldest.
0:11:00 > 0:11:05It's only because the girl who lives at the house on the grounds,
0:11:05 > 0:11:10- he loves her and she takes piano lessons and so he wants to.- Yeah.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13- So they can do it together. It's a budding romance thing.- Aw!
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Everybody is fascinated on the idea of Elton John
0:11:17 > 0:11:21being this hands-on dad. Like, you do the school run at home.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23I do the school run, of course I do.
0:11:23 > 0:11:28On Saturdays, our ritual is we go to Pizza Hut in Windsor for lunch,
0:11:28 > 0:11:31then David and I take them to Waterstones and buy them a book.
0:11:31 > 0:11:34They get to choose one thing they can have as a treat,
0:11:34 > 0:11:38like a Lego thing. We walk round the town, come home,
0:11:38 > 0:11:41they have an ice cream and a balloon, maybe.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43Yeah, of course, that's what kids love to do.
0:11:43 > 0:11:46We go to Lapland, we've been to Legoland, Disneyland.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49It's what you do with children - that's the fun thing about it.
0:11:49 > 0:11:51There must be so many parents here.
0:11:51 > 0:11:53The great thing is watching them and see their faces.
0:11:53 > 0:11:55It's like, "Oh, my God."
0:11:55 > 0:11:58And you don't get really bothered by other people. You go to Legoland
0:11:58 > 0:12:01and find people are so intent on watching their own kids
0:12:01 > 0:12:04and they're so proud of them, they don't bother me.
0:12:04 > 0:12:07- Do you dress down for Legoland? - Of course.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10LAUGHTER
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Going to your wardrobe for Legoland.
0:12:13 > 0:12:17LAUGHTER
0:12:17 > 0:12:20Jack Black, how old are Tommy and Sammy?
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- Sammy and Tommy are seven and nine. - OK.
0:12:23 > 0:12:26I take them to school, too, not to brag.
0:12:26 > 0:12:30LAUGHTER
0:12:30 > 0:12:34- We're so normal.- I feel guilty that I should be taking them
0:12:34 > 0:12:39to buy a book every time. I always take them to the frozen yoghurt.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42Will you - cos seven and nine -
0:12:42 > 0:12:45will you be taking them to see your new movie, Goosebumps?
0:12:45 > 0:12:47Oh, they have seen it. They were the first in the world,
0:12:47 > 0:12:51as a matter of fact. I pulled some strings and I got a screening
0:12:51 > 0:12:54at their school, which was pretty thrilling for them.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58- How cool to have a dad who can do that.- It was cool.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00But they didn't sit with me.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03They wanted to sit with their friends over there.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06Not the old guy who's in the film, yeah, we don't want him.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09It just goes to show, no matter how cool your dad is,
0:13:09 > 0:13:12it's still very embarrassing to sit with him.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15It is a scary film, it has proper frights in it.
0:13:15 > 0:13:20Yeah, it does, but we were careful not to traumatise.
0:13:20 > 0:13:25Just enough to thrill, no nightmares, not a drop of blood.
0:13:25 > 0:13:28- My guarantee. - Just a little bit of wee.
0:13:28 > 0:13:31Yeah, there's some goo.
0:13:31 > 0:13:34No, I meant myself. I pissed myself.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35LAUGHTER
0:13:35 > 0:13:39- Was it the poodle?- The poodle is terrifying.- Spoiler alert!
0:13:39 > 0:13:43- Beware the poodle. It's the scariest part.- It opens tonight.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47The Goosebumps series of books, RL Stine wrote them,
0:13:47 > 0:13:51- but you've really opened it out. You are RL Stine in the movie.- Yes.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55It's a little confusing. I play RL Stine, the great author,
0:13:55 > 0:13:57who has a magic typewriter.
0:13:57 > 0:14:01One night, all of his monsters that he's ever created
0:14:01 > 0:14:03escape from the original manuscripts.
0:14:03 > 0:14:06And the whole movie is me and the kids from the neighbourhood
0:14:06 > 0:14:08trying to recapture the monsters
0:14:08 > 0:14:11- and get them back in the books from whence they came.- That sounds good.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14It is good. And here's the thing - there are a lot of these books,
0:14:14 > 0:14:17like over 60 of these books.
0:14:17 > 0:14:22ELTON LAUGHS
0:14:22 > 0:14:26He's already on Kung Fu Panda 3!
0:14:26 > 0:14:28Goosebumps 20 I can see.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31We kinda blew it cos we put all of the monsters into this movie
0:14:31 > 0:14:34so I don't know how we follow it up.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37You have kind of spoiled it for yourselves.
0:14:37 > 0:14:41In the sequel, it could be RL Stine
0:14:41 > 0:14:44versus JK Rowling matchup.
0:14:44 > 0:14:45You know what I mean?
0:14:45 > 0:14:50- Wizards versus monsters. - Sounds like a good idea.
0:14:50 > 0:14:54Harry Bumps - I don't know. I'll think of a title later.
0:14:54 > 0:14:58We've got a clip. This is you as a writer RL Stine
0:14:58 > 0:15:02being reminded about one of the monsters you created.
0:15:02 > 0:15:03Look out!
0:15:07 > 0:15:11Are you OK? Everyone OK?
0:15:11 > 0:15:12It came out of nowhere.
0:15:21 > 0:15:24ALL SCREAM
0:15:24 > 0:15:26I don't remember writing about a giant preying mantis!
0:15:26 > 0:15:28MANTIS BELCHES
0:15:28 > 0:15:31- Right, now I remember. - Get us out of here!
0:15:42 > 0:15:45- Oh, my God! - Watch out!
0:15:51 > 0:15:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:54 > 0:15:56It's just incredible.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59Very good. OK.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04Is that overpriced cologne I can smell?
0:16:04 > 0:16:08Yes, my next guests have arrived and they're so hot right now.
0:16:08 > 0:16:11Please welcome the stars of Zoolander 2 -
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Owen Wilson, Penelope Cruz and Ben Stiller!
0:16:14 > 0:16:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:16 > 0:16:18# Relax, don't do it
0:16:18 > 0:16:20# When you want to go to it
0:16:20 > 0:16:22# Relax, don't do it... #
0:16:22 > 0:16:25DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE
0:16:35 > 0:16:39In you go. Yeah, you stay there. They'll sit in the middle.
0:16:42 > 0:16:44They're here! They're here!
0:16:44 > 0:16:48MORE CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:51 > 0:16:54We're guessing the premiere went very well?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57- Yeah, it was exciting. Really exciting.- Was it exciting?
0:16:57 > 0:16:59It was exciting.
0:16:59 > 0:17:03- There you go. - We actually set a record.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08We took, like, the world's longest selfie, I think.
0:17:08 > 0:17:10What exactly was it?
0:17:10 > 0:17:14Well, we took a selfie with the world's longest selfie stick.
0:17:14 > 0:17:19- It's a Guinness Book of World Records record.- Oh, wow. OK.
0:17:19 > 0:17:21Have you ever set a Guinness Book of World Records record
0:17:21 > 0:17:24- for the longest anything? - No.
0:17:24 > 0:17:27LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:17:30 > 0:17:34Now, no need for introductions, because you guys know each other.
0:17:34 > 0:17:38- Yes, we do. - Like properly, like friends.
0:17:38 > 0:17:43Yeah, I was Elton's original drummer. Before Nigel.
0:17:43 > 0:17:46We do have a picture of you drumming. There you are.
0:17:46 > 0:17:52- That is at my Bar Mitzvah when I was 13.- Is that really you?- That is me.
0:17:52 > 0:17:56I was in a band with a friend of mine.
0:17:56 > 0:17:58What was the name of the band?
0:17:58 > 0:18:02The band was called Capital Punishment.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05- ELTON:- Is that because you were well hung or not?
0:18:05 > 0:18:09LAUGHTER AND SCATTERED APPLAUSE
0:18:09 > 0:18:14We were sort of like an avant-garde sort of proto-punk,
0:18:14 > 0:18:18you know, influenced by that Eno, Bowie, you know...
0:18:18 > 0:18:21- You actually made an album. There it is.- Yes, Road Kill.
0:18:21 > 0:18:23LAUGHTER
0:18:23 > 0:18:28That's me down the bottom right there. It was never released.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31- But you made it, god dammit. - We made it.
0:18:31 > 0:18:35Now, do you guys all know Jack? Penelope, do you know Jack Black?
0:18:35 > 0:18:37We kind of just met just now.
0:18:37 > 0:18:41- I think I've seen you before here and there, briefly.- Good to see you.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43Great to see you.
0:18:43 > 0:18:45LAUGHTER
0:18:45 > 0:18:46He's a movie star.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48LAUGHTER
0:18:48 > 0:18:51And you are kind of the new member of the Zoolander gang.
0:18:51 > 0:18:54Were you a fan of the original, did you know the original?
0:18:54 > 0:18:56Yeah, I knew it and I was a huge fan of it.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58I am one of those people that memorised the dialogue
0:18:58 > 0:19:02and I have seen it, like, six, seven times. So when he called me,
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I had no idea they were going to do the sequel,
0:19:04 > 0:19:07so I was so happy cos I wanted to see it and then, on top of that,
0:19:07 > 0:19:10I was going to be in it.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11That's handy!
0:19:11 > 0:19:15You made money out of it. So, Zoolander 2.
0:19:15 > 0:19:16It's out next Friday.
0:19:16 > 0:19:19Now, for anyone - and there are a couple of people in the audience
0:19:19 > 0:19:21who didn't see the first Zoolander -
0:19:21 > 0:19:25what's it about, what happens in this one? Go!
0:19:25 > 0:19:30Well, Owen and I play two of the most incredibly good-looking
0:19:30 > 0:19:32male models in the world.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35- So, it's kind of a... - LAUGHTER
0:19:36 > 0:19:40Kind of a documentary...
0:19:40 > 0:19:44In the first one, yeah, in the first one that's who we are.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48In the second one, it's been 15 years and we're out of the limelight.
0:19:48 > 0:19:51Derek is living in reclusion up in the mountains.
0:19:51 > 0:19:53He's had a personal tragedy.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56He opened a centre because he wanted to teach kids how to read,
0:19:56 > 0:19:59called the Derek Zoolander Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good
0:19:59 > 0:20:02And Want To Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too.
0:20:02 > 0:20:06There is a tragedy with that building and he has to start over.
0:20:06 > 0:20:09Owen's character, Hansel, is living in the desert
0:20:09 > 0:20:13with about 12 people he's in a relationship with.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16They both get called back into the fashion world
0:20:16 > 0:20:19to be back on the scene
0:20:19 > 0:20:21and they don't understand why.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22And Derek's lost his son.
0:20:22 > 0:20:25His son, he lost him because he couldn't take care of him,
0:20:25 > 0:20:27so he's trying to reclaim his son.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- It's a very serious movie. - LAUGHTER
0:20:30 > 0:20:32It's a very intricate plot.
0:20:32 > 0:20:36Derek back. Hansel back. Penelope, who are you?
0:20:36 > 0:20:38I play Valentina Valencia,
0:20:38 > 0:20:41an agent for Interpol for the fashion division.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45I take my job seriously and I have to...
0:20:45 > 0:20:47- Can you just say Valentina Valencia again?- Valentina Valencia.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49I love it.
0:20:49 > 0:20:51LAUGHTER
0:20:51 > 0:20:53And I have to solve this mystery,
0:20:53 > 0:20:57I have to figure out who is killing some of the pop stars in the world
0:20:57 > 0:21:00and some of the most beautiful people in the planet.
0:21:00 > 0:21:06- So I need their help to find out. - Of course. Now it makes sense.
0:21:06 > 0:21:09As they're dying, they're all flashing this look,
0:21:09 > 0:21:13this Blue Steel look that... is a little bit of a clue.
0:21:13 > 0:21:19Blue Steel is Derek's signature look. Which is...
0:21:19 > 0:21:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:26 > 0:21:29- You wrote the part especially for Penelope?- I did, yeah, when we were
0:21:29 > 0:21:32thinking about the sequel and placing it in Europe
0:21:32 > 0:21:36and we wanted this plot with Interpol
0:21:36 > 0:21:39and we thought who could be the best sort of,
0:21:39 > 0:21:42from the fashion police of Interpol, who would be the best agent?
0:21:42 > 0:21:47- I thought, you know... - Yes.- Right?- Yes.
0:21:47 > 0:21:52I think Penelope is a very unique, incredibly beautiful person,
0:21:52 > 0:21:56but she's also an amazing actor and she takes her work very seriously
0:21:56 > 0:22:00and I just wanted to hang out with her.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02LAUGHTER
0:22:02 > 0:22:06- Thank you so much.- You say Zoolander in a particular way.
0:22:06 > 0:22:09I think it's written for you to say it in a particular way.
0:22:09 > 0:22:11No, because when he called me and I said yeah, you are going to do
0:22:11 > 0:22:13"Thoo-lander 2" and he said,
0:22:13 > 0:22:17"By the way I want you to keep saying it like this in the movie.
0:22:17 > 0:22:21"You are Spanish. You play a Spanish person that works in Italy
0:22:21 > 0:22:23"and also speaks Italian. But you are Spanish."
0:22:23 > 0:22:27So I got away with saying Thoolander...
0:22:27 > 0:22:30Cos I didn't realise that when you went to Hollywood first
0:22:30 > 0:22:32you really didn't speak English.
0:22:32 > 0:22:36I spoke so little. I basically just knew my lines.
0:22:36 > 0:22:40So I was really freaking out when everybody was talking, the actors,
0:22:40 > 0:22:43and director and I had no idea what they were saying,
0:22:43 > 0:22:45it was really frustrating.
0:22:45 > 0:22:49- Apparently it led to embarrassment at the hairdressers?- Yeah.
0:22:49 > 0:22:52It is true that once I went to the hairdresser
0:22:52 > 0:22:55and asked for a blow job instead of a blow-dry.
0:22:55 > 0:22:57LAUGHTER
0:23:01 > 0:23:03DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE
0:23:05 > 0:23:09They were thinking, "He is so convincing."
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I've done that, too.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:23:17 > 0:23:20And the cameos in this movie are insane.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Yeah, I think the fashion world first time around didn't really know
0:23:23 > 0:23:26what we were doing. Nobody knew who the character was
0:23:26 > 0:23:28and over the years, they've sort of taken to the movie.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31So the second time, it was great to have real fashion icons
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- be a part of the movie.- Valentino is in it.- Yes, Mr Valentino.
0:23:35 > 0:23:37He was just there for the selfie.
0:23:37 > 0:23:40- Yes.- Oh, wow. - And Anna Wintour.
0:23:40 > 0:23:42Queen of laughter.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43LAUGHTER
0:23:43 > 0:23:46- She's pretty good in the movie. - Now, I have to say...
0:23:46 > 0:23:51- Why isn't Sir Elton in the film? - I know.- Yeah.
0:23:51 > 0:23:54I feel like I took your outfits
0:23:54 > 0:23:57and appropriated them for Derek in the movie.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00I was going to say when people watch the movie, do they dress up
0:24:00 > 0:24:03as the characters? They must do, right? Like Rocky Horror Show?
0:24:03 > 0:24:06We have had that at some of the premieres in Australia,
0:24:06 > 0:24:08people came dressed up like Derek which was fun.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10They dress like that in Australia, anyway.
0:24:10 > 0:24:12LAUGHTER
0:24:12 > 0:24:14And looking at another fashion icon - Jack Black not in the film.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17Thank you. Well, what happened?
0:24:17 > 0:24:22- Didn't we talk about it the first time?- We did. I was busy!
0:24:22 > 0:24:25LAUGHTER
0:24:25 > 0:24:27But we got to work together, anyway.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31It's not kosher talk about the parts you turned down, but see, it's true.
0:24:31 > 0:24:34"Gave it away, you son of a bitch!"
0:24:34 > 0:24:39Let's watch a clip. This is your character, Penelope, meeting Derek
0:24:39 > 0:24:42and Hansel for the first time.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44Derek Zoolander.
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Yes.
0:24:46 > 0:24:48Valentina Valencia. Interpol.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Global Fashion division.
0:24:50 > 0:24:53Fashion police? We're clean, lady, go harass somebody else.
0:24:53 > 0:24:56Besides, I'm out of fashion.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58I need to talk to you.
0:24:58 > 0:25:00It has to do with the death of Justin Bieber.
0:25:00 > 0:25:02His death is not my problem.
0:25:03 > 0:25:07I can use the database on Interpol to help you find your son.
0:25:09 > 0:25:11If you help me.
0:25:13 > 0:25:15I think we got to play ball with her.
0:25:15 > 0:25:19She's got some kind of database or something she says that will help us
0:25:19 > 0:25:20find little Derek.
0:25:23 > 0:25:26And she's hot. I trust her.
0:25:35 > 0:25:39That's your motorcycle outfit there. You ride this motorbike around.
0:25:39 > 0:25:43I should say that I did but...I can't.
0:25:43 > 0:25:46You did have a have a stunt double but it must have been, for you,
0:25:46 > 0:25:50- like looking into a mirror when you saw your stunt double.- Yes.
0:25:50 > 0:25:53I think we have a picture of your stunt double.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:25:55 > 0:25:58That's the lamest stunt double!
0:25:58 > 0:26:02He is one of the best motorcycle riders in Italy.
0:26:02 > 0:26:04He got such a crush on Penelope
0:26:04 > 0:26:07that they were just happy to see that guy.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09GRAHAM LAUGHS
0:26:09 > 0:26:13You must have been, "THAT'S my stunt double?!"
0:26:13 > 0:26:15Those boobs are actually real.
0:26:15 > 0:26:18LAUGHTER
0:26:18 > 0:26:21Even he looks kind of like, "This is bad."
0:26:22 > 0:26:24Now, Ben, obviously, you directed the film
0:26:24 > 0:26:28and you have worked with Owen a lot in the past.
0:26:28 > 0:26:31And yet it seems, just reading about the two of you,
0:26:31 > 0:26:36that your approach to the concept of work is quite different.
0:26:36 > 0:26:39Oh, well, Owen, I mean...
0:26:39 > 0:26:42Owen, do you have an approach to the concept of work?
0:26:42 > 0:26:43LAUGHTER
0:26:43 > 0:26:47- I don't even know...- Well, I just try to say the actor's prayer
0:26:47 > 0:26:51and just show up and...
0:26:51 > 0:26:54- What is the actor's prayer? - It goes... What is it?
0:26:54 > 0:26:58It's like, "God, grant me the serenity to let direction
0:26:58 > 0:27:02"I disagree with go in one ear and out the other."
0:27:02 > 0:27:08No... But with Ben as a director, sometimes it was hard to,
0:27:08 > 0:27:10because he is dressed as Derek Zoolander,
0:27:10 > 0:27:17so that you see Zoolander and the first instinct isn't "advice."
0:27:17 > 0:27:22"That's who I want shaping my performance."
0:27:22 > 0:27:24But, um...
0:27:24 > 0:27:27Then I don't know if it was being in Rome,
0:27:27 > 0:27:31but sometimes it seemed like it was almost like the ghost of Mussolini,
0:27:31 > 0:27:34you had a very sort of dictatorial...
0:27:34 > 0:27:37I guess it was the megaphone you would use to shout.
0:27:37 > 0:27:40You were kind of a hands-on director.
0:27:40 > 0:27:44Like literally just move you around.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46LAUGHTER
0:27:46 > 0:27:50- Does this all sound true, Penelope? - Yeah, it is true.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53It was really hard not to laugh.
0:27:53 > 0:27:54He does get very serious
0:27:54 > 0:27:57and he forgets he is wearing all the shiny stuff.
0:27:57 > 0:27:59LAUGHTER
0:27:59 > 0:28:01There you go.
0:28:01 > 0:28:03Jack and I worked together.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06We had a good time - we worked on Tropic Thunder together.
0:28:06 > 0:28:08We did, it was amazing.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11The movie turned out great, so who cares
0:28:11 > 0:28:14if you're a little bit of a dictator?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16LAUGHTER
0:28:16 > 0:28:21I had fun the whole time, except for the one water buffalo incident
0:28:21 > 0:28:25where I went flying off... I was naked on the back of a water buffalo
0:28:25 > 0:28:27in my tighty whities, not naked.
0:28:27 > 0:28:31And the water buffalo freaked out for some reason and just
0:28:31 > 0:28:35buckin' bronco'd me off and I literally went head over heels
0:28:35 > 0:28:38flying and landed precariously
0:28:38 > 0:28:42between two boulders, miraculously uninjured.
0:28:42 > 0:28:45There was, like, a few seconds for me to catch my breath
0:28:45 > 0:28:47and then Ben over the megaphone,
0:28:47 > 0:28:49"Can we take that from the top, Jack?"
0:28:49 > 0:28:51LAUGHTER
0:28:51 > 0:28:54He wasn't joking! He meant it! And I was saying,
0:28:54 > 0:28:58"No, we will not take it from the top!" The stuntman got up on there.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02It turned out the buffalo was pregnant. We didn't know.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04We didn't know it was a female.
0:29:04 > 0:29:05LAUGHTER
0:29:05 > 0:29:09- She was pregnant.- But the story had a happy ending, didn't it?
0:29:09 > 0:29:13- We named the baby... It got named Jack.- Oh, right, right.
0:29:13 > 0:29:15They named the baby Jack.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18Apparently, there is a water buffalo somewhere with my name.
0:29:18 > 0:29:20That's a lovely story.
0:29:20 > 0:29:24LAUGHTER
0:29:24 > 0:29:26So, 15 years since the first movie.
0:29:26 > 0:29:30A lot of things have changed in the cultural landscape
0:29:30 > 0:29:35but one of the things Derek Zoolander gave us - the selfie face.
0:29:35 > 0:29:39I guess he did, though he existed before the selfie actually existed.
0:29:39 > 0:29:41When we made the first movie, there was no phone cameras,
0:29:41 > 0:29:43they didn't really exist.
0:29:43 > 0:29:47They emerged about 11 years ago. We made the movie 14 years ago.
0:29:47 > 0:29:52So it felt like Derek needed a camera in front of his face
0:29:52 > 0:29:55because the look he does is the look that people seem to do
0:29:55 > 0:29:58- when they take a selfie now. - But apparently even you do it now.
0:29:58 > 0:30:03Me? Yeah. I do it... Lately, because we've been doing the movie,
0:30:03 > 0:30:05or we'll go to a premier or something people say,
0:30:05 > 0:30:08"Hey, can you do Blue Steel?" I'm trained to do it.
0:30:08 > 0:30:09And someone will say.
0:30:09 > 0:30:12"Can I take a picture?" And I just do the look.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15They're not asking for the look. "Why are you doing that?"
0:30:15 > 0:30:17I'm just like a trained animal.
0:30:17 > 0:30:20You didn't do Blue Steel but do you get asked for it?
0:30:20 > 0:30:23I do, I would try for a couple of years and say,
0:30:23 > 0:30:25"That's not my character."
0:30:25 > 0:30:28Then I just gave up and started doing my Blue Steel.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Let's see it, please.
0:30:30 > 0:30:33Mine has a sound effect.
0:30:33 > 0:30:37Everybody has a Blue Steel, they're like fingerprints.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40- Give me a countdown. - Three, two, one, go.
0:30:40 > 0:30:43HE EXHALES
0:30:43 > 0:30:45Beautiful, he breathed out.
0:30:45 > 0:30:47APPLAUSE
0:30:50 > 0:30:53,Earlier I was talking to Elton about the idea
0:30:53 > 0:30:56of going to record signings. It's old-school.
0:30:56 > 0:31:02It's all changed over the years. What is the least and most annoying?
0:31:02 > 0:31:08Did you prefer signing things or do you prefer taking selfies?
0:31:08 > 0:31:14I don't like camera phones very much. I don't mind signing things.
0:31:14 > 0:31:17I don't own a phone. I'm not in the camera world at all.
0:31:17 > 0:31:20OK. I guess at that signing, everyone also wanted a picture.
0:31:20 > 0:31:23Yeah, but we told them they couldn't.
0:31:23 > 0:31:26Otherwise I would still be there.
0:31:26 > 0:31:28That answers that question.
0:31:28 > 0:31:32A lot of people have been trying to do Blue Steel.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Ben, you created the Blue Steel how do you do it?
0:31:35 > 0:31:41- It's a six-part process...- Uh-huh. - ..that starts with a thought,
0:31:41 > 0:31:44the inception of it and, secondly, it's starting to feel it
0:31:44 > 0:31:47in the lower part of your body and allowing it to come up
0:31:47 > 0:31:50and then really pushing through from the diaphragm up through the throat
0:31:50 > 0:31:53and them out through the nose. Without thinking at all.
0:31:53 > 0:31:56You have to clear your mind, that's the biggest thing.
0:31:56 > 0:31:59Is it a pout or a jaw...?
0:31:59 > 0:32:01It's a combination of...
0:32:01 > 0:32:03It's really... It's...
0:32:03 > 0:32:05LAUGHTER
0:32:05 > 0:32:08It's more... It's not even the result,
0:32:08 > 0:32:11- what you're doing with your face, it's what you are thinking.- OK.
0:32:11 > 0:32:15Which is just like... "OK, take it already."
0:32:15 > 0:32:18LAUGHTER
0:32:18 > 0:32:20- ELTON:- It's Victoria Beckham.
0:32:20 > 0:32:23- Very much so. - AUDIENCE: Ooh!
0:32:23 > 0:32:26No, I mean she's got that look right down.
0:32:26 > 0:32:32All the girls know how to look and the right angle. They go...
0:32:32 > 0:32:34- There it is.- There it is.
0:32:34 > 0:32:36You were talking about selfies earlier.
0:32:36 > 0:32:40We have an official Blue Steel selfie stick.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43But you've got the biggest selfie stick in the world
0:32:43 > 0:32:45- with you apparently. - Thank you.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47LAUGHTER
0:32:47 > 0:32:51- We do, this came directly from the premiere.- How does this one work?
0:32:51 > 0:32:54- Do you have it? - Yeah.
0:32:54 > 0:32:57- So this was at the premiere... - Oh, my God!- It's bigger than that.
0:32:57 > 0:32:59It's not telescoped out.
0:32:59 > 0:33:03- OK.- Scope it out. - Can you make it bigger, Ben?
0:33:03 > 0:33:05LAUGHTER
0:33:05 > 0:33:07If you can help me, Graham.
0:33:07 > 0:33:08I think...
0:33:08 > 0:33:11- I don't even know how... I guess...- Oh, there you go.
0:33:11 > 0:33:14- Here, hold on to it.- Are we going to use this?- Yeah, why not?
0:33:14 > 0:33:17- Can we use this? - JACK:- # Let's do this. #
0:33:17 > 0:33:19- But let's not go full... - Not full.
0:33:19 > 0:33:22- Otherwise we'll just be dots in the distance.- That's a good length.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25- OK.- Dude, I broke it.
0:33:25 > 0:33:26LAUGHTER
0:33:26 > 0:33:30- You broke my selfie stick.- I... I... I twisted when I should have...
0:33:30 > 0:33:34- Do you have a camera?- I have a camera. Is this going to work? OK.
0:33:34 > 0:33:36- Let me take the camera. - The cool thing is...
0:33:36 > 0:33:39The cool thing would be to maybe do it facing the other way
0:33:39 > 0:33:42- so the studio audience can be in the picture.- That's a nice idea.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:44 > 0:33:46- OK.- OK.
0:33:46 > 0:33:48OK, so...
0:33:51 > 0:33:53- Is it on there? - Oh...
0:33:53 > 0:33:55We nearly lost him.
0:33:55 > 0:33:57- OK.- Is it tightened? - I'm OK.
0:33:57 > 0:34:01LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:34:01 > 0:34:02OK, OK.
0:34:02 > 0:34:06- So... Are you holding that? - I'm holding it.- OK, OK.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10- So if you're there...- OK. It's my second time with the stick.- Oh, God.
0:34:10 > 0:34:14That looks very precarious! OK. Are we all in?
0:34:14 > 0:34:16Elton, you're in shot?
0:34:16 > 0:34:19And the audience. See? Everybody's in there.
0:34:19 > 0:34:22If you go a bit lower, we can get Elton in too. Oh!
0:34:22 > 0:34:23AUDIENCE GASPS
0:34:28 > 0:34:29Let's abandon that.
0:34:31 > 0:34:32Let's abandon that.
0:34:35 > 0:34:37- It was good while it lasted. - OK, we'll just...
0:34:37 > 0:34:40- Where is the little one? - The selfie stick thing is really...
0:34:40 > 0:34:43We're going to do it very quickly. I'm going to do one. Here we go.
0:34:43 > 0:34:45Quick, quick, quick. Um, on here...
0:34:45 > 0:34:47Duh-duh-duh. I've no idea what...
0:34:47 > 0:34:51- We could just ask someone else to take the picture.- Sorry?
0:34:51 > 0:34:54- That would really be too much. - Shall we do it from here?
0:34:54 > 0:34:56Elton, is this making you reconsider your stance
0:34:56 > 0:34:58on pictures?
0:34:58 > 0:35:00LAUGHTER
0:35:01 > 0:35:06OK. OK, here we go, here we go. Here we go. Here we go. So...
0:35:06 > 0:35:09- Oh, I am taking a picture. - It's happening.
0:35:09 > 0:35:11So if you look away, look away, and turn back into it. So...
0:35:11 > 0:35:14Three, two, one, in and...
0:35:14 > 0:35:17CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS Yay!
0:35:17 > 0:35:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:23 > 0:35:27- Elton.- Yes?- It's time. You may not sit down.
0:35:27 > 0:35:29Because it's time for you to delight us with some music.
0:35:29 > 0:35:31So your magicians are... "Your magicians"!
0:35:31 > 0:35:33Your musicians are awaiting.
0:35:33 > 0:35:35LAUGHTER
0:35:39 > 0:35:41OK.
0:35:41 > 0:35:44Shortly, we will have this week's visit to the big red chair,
0:35:44 > 0:35:46but first, performing Blue Wonderful from
0:35:46 > 0:35:47the album Wonderful Crazy Night,
0:35:47 > 0:35:50it is Sir Elton John!
0:35:50 > 0:35:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:07 > 0:36:09# Every breath is a prayer of some kind
0:36:09 > 0:36:12# I breathe in, I breathe out I just breathe
0:36:12 > 0:36:16# And you're so well, blue wonderful
0:36:16 > 0:36:19# Blue wonderful to me
0:36:19 > 0:36:21# Like swimming in your eyes
0:36:21 > 0:36:24# I dive in, I dive deep I just swim
0:36:24 > 0:36:28# I lose myself in you, blue wonderful
0:36:28 > 0:36:30# Blue wonderful again
0:36:32 > 0:36:38# Don't you know, where you go I will follow?
0:36:38 > 0:36:42# In your footsteps I find my own feet
0:36:44 > 0:36:48# Addicted like I am to the blues
0:36:50 > 0:36:54# Your kind of blues are all the blues I need
0:36:55 > 0:36:58# Yesterday did someone else's song
0:36:58 > 0:37:01# In '65, summertime, long ago
0:37:01 > 0:37:04# Long before you came Blue wonderful
0:37:04 > 0:37:07# Blue wonderful, I know
0:37:07 > 0:37:10# Ain't just something I just left behind
0:37:10 > 0:37:13# In the past, far away, used to be
0:37:13 > 0:37:16# But your presence, my blue wonderful
0:37:16 > 0:37:18# Blue wonderful to me
0:37:21 > 0:37:26# Go where you want When you want to
0:37:26 > 0:37:31# Just don't let the wind tear you free
0:37:32 > 0:37:36# Stick around the light that brings you home
0:37:38 > 0:37:43# Don't ever hang around with the breeze
0:38:09 > 0:38:12# Don't you know, where you go I will follow?
0:38:14 > 0:38:19# In your footsteps I find my own feet
0:38:20 > 0:38:24# Addicted like I am to the blues
0:38:26 > 0:38:30# Your kind of blues are all the blues I need
0:38:32 > 0:38:34# Every breath is a prayer of some kind
0:38:34 > 0:38:37# I breathe in, I breathe out I just breathe
0:38:37 > 0:38:40# And you're so well, blue wonderful
0:38:40 > 0:38:43# Blue wonderful to me
0:38:43 > 0:38:46# Like swimming in your eyes
0:38:46 > 0:38:49# I dive in, I dive deep I just swim
0:38:49 > 0:38:52# I lose myself in you, blue wonderful
0:38:52 > 0:38:55# Blue wonderful again
0:38:55 > 0:39:01# I lose myself in you, blue wonderful, blue wonderful
0:39:01 > 0:39:04# Blue wonderful
0:39:04 > 0:39:07# Blue wonderful...
0:39:07 > 0:39:10# Blue wonderful
0:39:10 > 0:39:11# Again. #
0:39:24 > 0:39:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:39:28 > 0:39:29Thank you!
0:39:30 > 0:39:32Sir Elton John, everybody!
0:39:34 > 0:39:36Thank you so much. Come on back.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39There you go. That was fantastic. You did really well.
0:39:39 > 0:39:40- Sir Elton John!- Thank you.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46Come up and sit in your seat. There we go.
0:39:46 > 0:39:47- Great job!- Thank you.
0:39:50 > 0:39:54And that is the band that's on the album, that's exactly the sound?
0:39:54 > 0:39:57- Exactly.- Yeah, it's beautiful. Thank you so much for doing that.
0:39:57 > 0:40:00Right, before we go, just time for a visit to the big red chair.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Who's there?
0:40:02 > 0:40:03- Hello.- Hello.
0:40:03 > 0:40:06AUDIENCE WHOOPS Wow, they love you. What's your name?
0:40:06 > 0:40:09- My name is Michael.- Michael. And what do you do, Michael?
0:40:09 > 0:40:12- I'm a teacher. I teach English to foreigners.- OK. Lovely.
0:40:12 > 0:40:13That's good of you(!)
0:40:13 > 0:40:16LAUGHTER
0:40:16 > 0:40:19- And where are you from? - I'm from Poland, actually.
0:40:19 > 0:40:22- You're from Poland?- Yes, but I teach English.- Are you really from Poland?
0:40:22 > 0:40:24He's very good, isn't he? He is marvellous.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27He knows all the English words. So...
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Off you go, Michael, with your story.
0:40:29 > 0:40:33So, when I was a student, I had a part-time job.
0:40:33 > 0:40:34I worked as a film extra.
0:40:34 > 0:40:37And I did this little film called
0:40:37 > 0:40:40Gulliver's Travels, with Jack Black.
0:40:40 > 0:40:42- Oh!- Oh, my gosh.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44So we were filming in this field outside Pinewood Studios
0:40:44 > 0:40:48and it was very, very, very hot, and I had the flu.
0:40:48 > 0:40:50So I wasn't feeling very well at all and...
0:40:50 > 0:40:52Oh, I see where this is going.
0:40:53 > 0:40:58- Oh, man.- No, no. It was going to end badly.
0:40:58 > 0:41:00He was going to get sick on somebody.
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Do you remember somebody vomiting on you?
0:41:02 > 0:41:07I have a vague recollection of... Yeah, some flu bug going around.
0:41:07 > 0:41:08But not really.
0:41:08 > 0:41:12Yeah, it was going to end in a horrible bodily function.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15I spared you all. One more. Here we go.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18- Oh, hello. Hi!- Hi.- Hi, what's your name?- Yasmin.- Yasmin.
0:41:18 > 0:41:22- Lovely, Yasmin. And what do you do? - I work in publishing.- In publishing?
0:41:22 > 0:41:25- Like books?- Yes. Like books. Yeah, actual books.- Oh, God.
0:41:25 > 0:41:27Books, everyone!
0:41:27 > 0:41:32- And...and where is that? In London? - It is in London, yes.
0:41:32 > 0:41:35- Just around the corner.- Oh, right. And are they fiction books?
0:41:35 > 0:41:38- They are fiction and non-fiction, and all kinds of...- All the books!
0:41:38 > 0:41:42- All of the books.- Thank God for you, Yasmin, you know?- I know, I know.
0:41:42 > 0:41:45- Yes. Off you go with your story, Yasmin.- OK.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48So, my boyfriend Alan and I have been together for four years...
0:41:48 > 0:41:49- Congratulations(!)- Thank you.
0:41:49 > 0:41:52And for about three and a half of those years,
0:41:52 > 0:41:55I've been pestering him that, you know, we should get married.
0:41:55 > 0:41:57- And...- Wow...
0:41:57 > 0:41:59Yeah, well, you know.
0:41:59 > 0:42:01So we knew each other longer,
0:42:01 > 0:42:03and, you know, he's been hinting that maybe he might do it.
0:42:03 > 0:42:06We were in New York about a year and a half ago, and we went looking
0:42:06 > 0:42:10at engagement rings with both our mums, so I'm thinking it's soon.
0:42:10 > 0:42:13Like, it's coming, and I'm ready for it.
0:42:13 > 0:42:17So a few weeks ago, we were in Paris, you know, super romantic.
0:42:17 > 0:42:19And we went up to the Eiffel Tower.
0:42:19 > 0:42:23So we were outside and it's beautiful, and I'm looking out
0:42:23 > 0:42:27and from the corner of my eye, I see that Alan gets down onto one knee.
0:42:27 > 0:42:29And I might, you know, "This is it! It's happening!"
0:42:29 > 0:42:32And there's a crowd forming. And I'm just like, "I know it.
0:42:32 > 0:42:34"I'm going to turn and there's going to be a ring
0:42:34 > 0:42:36"and it's going to be perfect."
0:42:36 > 0:42:38And I sort of get a little bit overexcited
0:42:38 > 0:42:40and I just sort of turn around and go, "Alan, what are you doing?
0:42:40 > 0:42:42"I do!" And he's like, "You do what?
0:42:42 > 0:42:45- "I'm taking a picture of the top of the Eiffel Tower."- Ohhhh!
0:42:47 > 0:42:48On behalf of Alan.
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Well done, everyone.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56If you'd like to join us on the red chair, you can contact us
0:42:56 > 0:42:59via the website at this very address. That is it for tonight.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02Please say thank you to my guests - Mr Jack Black...
0:43:02 > 0:43:03CHEERING
0:43:03 > 0:43:06It's Owen Wilson, everybody!
0:43:06 > 0:43:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Penelope Cruz!
0:43:09 > 0:43:10CHEERING
0:43:10 > 0:43:12Ben Stiller!
0:43:12 > 0:43:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:13 > 0:43:15And...Sir Elton John!
0:43:15 > 0:43:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:17 > 0:43:19Join me next week
0:43:19 > 0:43:22with pop sensations Little Mix, the hilarious Rebel Wilson,
0:43:22 > 0:43:26dynamic duo Ant and Dec, and Oscar winner Julianne Moore.
0:43:26 > 0:43:28I will see you then. Good night, everybody. Bye-bye!
0:43:28 > 0:43:31APPLAUSE