0:00:02 > 0:00:04Aww. It's Valentine's weekend and romance is in the air.
0:00:04 > 0:00:08I've got a letter from someone in the audience.
0:00:08 > 0:00:12Now, their partner knows nothing about this.
0:00:12 > 0:00:14The letter asks,
0:00:14 > 0:00:19"Can I propose to my loved one on national television?"
0:00:19 > 0:00:21DRUMROLL
0:00:23 > 0:00:24No.
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Let's start the show! APPLAUSE
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Hello, hello!
0:00:49 > 0:00:50Good evening, everybody!
0:00:51 > 0:00:55Welcome to the show!
0:00:55 > 0:00:57Some really relieved faces over there.
0:00:57 > 0:00:59LAUGHTER
0:00:59 > 0:01:01"Urghh... Ah, it's OK."
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Great guests for you tonight.
0:01:03 > 0:01:05An Oscar-winning actress, Britain's most loved double act
0:01:05 > 0:01:08and one of my favourite comedy stars, who's in a great new romcom.
0:01:08 > 0:01:11Perfect for Valentine's weekend!
0:01:11 > 0:01:13- AUDIENCE:- Oooh!
0:01:13 > 0:01:15Aw, Valentines!
0:01:15 > 0:01:18The time of the year when you look into your partner's eyes
0:01:18 > 0:01:19and say those magical words -
0:01:19 > 0:01:21"You'll do."
0:01:21 > 0:01:25Has everyone sent their Valentine's cards? Have they sent them?
0:01:25 > 0:01:28FAINT WHOOP Wow. Love is in the air in here(!)
0:01:28 > 0:01:31"What? What's he talking about?"
0:01:31 > 0:01:33It's strange, you know? On Valentine's Day,
0:01:33 > 0:01:36you can write a sexy, anonymous message to a virtual stranger
0:01:36 > 0:01:38and it's romantic.
0:01:38 > 0:01:41But here's a tip - the rest of the year, that's stalking.
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Everyone wants to do something special on Valentine's Day,
0:01:45 > 0:01:47but don't leave it till the last minute,
0:01:47 > 0:01:50or everything is booked up and you end up...
0:01:50 > 0:01:53Oh, I don't know - going to a free recording of a television show.
0:01:53 > 0:01:55You know who you are!
0:01:55 > 0:01:57Let's welcome the guests on!
0:01:57 > 0:01:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:59 > 0:02:04Later, we'll be having music from double Brit nominated Little Mix!
0:02:04 > 0:02:07But first, one of Hollywood's hottest comedy stars
0:02:07 > 0:02:10thanks to break-out roles in Bridesmaids and Pitch Perfect.
0:02:10 > 0:02:12Now, she's here to tell us How To Be Single.
0:02:12 > 0:02:15Please welcome the hilarious Rebel Wilson!
0:02:15 > 0:02:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:18 > 0:02:20- Wow!- Woo!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22- Wow!- I know!- Look at you!
0:02:22 > 0:02:27Hello, darling. Lovely to see you. Shiny. Rebel Wilson!
0:02:28 > 0:02:30CHEERING
0:02:30 > 0:02:32From Byker Grove to I'm A Celebrity,
0:02:32 > 0:02:35these two have been entertaining the nation for nearly 30 years
0:02:35 > 0:02:38and have become one of Britain's most loved television double acts.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43Please welcome the multi-award-winning Ant and Dec!
0:02:43 > 0:02:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:46 > 0:02:48Hello, lovely to see you.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- 30 years.- Is it?- You're old. You're older than I am.- 30 years?!
0:02:56 > 0:02:58We've loved this actress in so many great films -
0:02:58 > 0:03:00The Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, The Hours
0:03:00 > 0:03:02and last year's Oscar-winning performance in Still Alice.
0:03:02 > 0:03:04Her latest film is the powerful drama, Freeheld.
0:03:04 > 0:03:07It's a warm welcome back to Julianne Moore!
0:03:07 > 0:03:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:21 > 0:03:23Good couch.
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- It's very nice to see you all. - It's nice to see you too.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30And it's sort of Geordie land in a Hollywood lady sandwich.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32Yeah!
0:03:32 > 0:03:33With a Geordie filling.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36Julianne, last time you were here, we teased you,
0:03:36 > 0:03:37because you had lost so many Oscars.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40- Yeah.- But now, loser no more!
0:03:41 > 0:03:45- Because she had lost loads of them. - I'd lost... Yeah. Four of them. Lost four.
0:03:45 > 0:03:48That's careless, isn't it?
0:03:48 > 0:03:51But now, big winner. Big winner for Still Alice. Congratulations!
0:03:51 > 0:03:52Thank you.
0:03:52 > 0:03:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:58 > 0:04:00Was it everything you'd hoped, on the night?
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Or was it an anti-climax after waiting all that time?- It was...
0:04:03 > 0:04:06No, it was great. It was very exciting.
0:04:06 > 0:04:08I tried to stay calm and present,
0:04:08 > 0:04:10but you know, it's three hours long!
0:04:10 > 0:04:13And I was the very last award before best film,
0:04:13 > 0:04:16so it was agonising, yeah.
0:04:18 > 0:04:21I have to say, I do know all about losing. Ant and Dec...
0:04:21 > 0:04:23LAUGHTER
0:04:23 > 0:04:27How many National Television Awards have you won now?
0:04:27 > 0:04:29- Um... 15, in a row.- Wow!
0:04:29 > 0:04:32It's pretty good.
0:04:32 > 0:04:34"In a row" is irrelevant.
0:04:34 > 0:04:3615?!
0:04:36 > 0:04:38It's brilliant, it's brilliant.
0:04:38 > 0:04:40But look, my heart doesn't bleed for you.
0:04:40 > 0:04:41You've won a few awards yourself.
0:04:41 > 0:04:44You've got a BAFTA in your opening titles.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47Which we were just throwing into a pond.
0:04:47 > 0:04:51- You've won Lifetime Achievement - is it twice now?- Yeah.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54Is that for both lives? Is that how that works?
0:04:55 > 0:04:57I don't know what it's called.
0:04:57 > 0:05:00We won something and it was some sort of Outstanding Contribution
0:05:00 > 0:05:03or something and then we won it again a couple of years ago,
0:05:03 > 0:05:05so I don't quite understand how that works.
0:05:05 > 0:05:07Nor do I!
0:05:08 > 0:05:10I really don't.
0:05:10 > 0:05:13Have you ever had to do loser face?
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- Oh, yeah, we've had to. - Over the years, yeah.
0:05:15 > 0:05:17- Rebel, do you have a loser face? - Uh...
0:05:17 > 0:05:20Well, I haven't been nominated yet for an Oscar,
0:05:20 > 0:05:21cos they're racists.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24LAUGHTER
0:05:24 > 0:05:26So, I haven't...
0:05:28 > 0:05:29Um...
0:05:31 > 0:05:34I guess if I went to the Oscars and then I lost,
0:05:34 > 0:05:35I'd just be like...
0:05:35 > 0:05:38- show a tit, or something. - LAUGHTER
0:05:38 > 0:05:40At least I'd get a lot of attention
0:05:40 > 0:05:43and wouldn't feel like the night was a total waste.
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Rather than just doing the classic...
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Yeah, just get a tit out. - Yeah, do it.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53Nominated next year.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55There you go - NTA awards.
0:05:55 > 0:05:58Just a peek of nip, through the shirt.
0:05:58 > 0:06:01But Rebel, you do go to awards.
0:06:01 > 0:06:04Was it an awards show where you were sat next to Kelly Osbourne?
0:06:04 > 0:06:08That was Jennifer Lopez's opening night in Las Vegas, a couple of weeks ago.
0:06:08 > 0:06:10- You get about, don't you? - Yeah, yeah.
0:06:10 > 0:06:14I mean, I still haven't found love, so I try to get out there.
0:06:14 > 0:06:17You and Kelly were kind of looking for love?
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Yeah, and then we noticed Justin Bieber was sitting
0:06:20 > 0:06:22two rows behind us and we thought, you know what?
0:06:22 > 0:06:25Valentine's Day is coming up, we're both single,
0:06:25 > 0:06:27let's just make a play for him.
0:06:27 > 0:06:31At first, we thought it would be funny, but then it actually worked.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34And we sent Justin an note through our bodyguard...
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- I think we've got the note. - Oh, really?
0:06:45 > 0:06:47LAUGHTER
0:06:47 > 0:06:48And then....
0:06:48 > 0:06:50LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:06:53 > 0:06:56As you can see from exhibit A,
0:06:56 > 0:06:59it is ticked seven times, yes?
0:06:59 > 0:07:04So, I believe that means seven dates he owes me. Uh...
0:07:04 > 0:07:08And I'm thinking horse riding, or a private pool party.
0:07:08 > 0:07:12He hasn't got back in touch with me about the actual date
0:07:12 > 0:07:14and I should probably stop talking about it,
0:07:14 > 0:07:17cos you're going to think I'm really weird.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19But you did get a picture taken with him?
0:07:19 > 0:07:22- Yeah, we hung out all night. - Oh, did you? And here you are.
0:07:22 > 0:07:25I think most girls meet Justin and be like, "Ahh!"
0:07:25 > 0:07:27And be a bit pathetic, but I met him and just was like,
0:07:27 > 0:07:29"Hey, what's up?"
0:07:29 > 0:07:31LAUGHTER
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I had really good game. Yeah, I was quite proud of myself.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36He still looks quite nervous.
0:07:36 > 0:07:38No, no - that's just because I was holding his balls.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41LAUGHTER
0:07:41 > 0:07:43APPLAUSE
0:07:47 > 0:07:50Now, let's talk about Julianne's new movie, Freeheld.
0:07:50 > 0:07:54It's released February 19th in cinemas and On Demand.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55Now, your last movie, Still Alice,
0:07:55 > 0:07:58dealt with the very difficult subject of early onset dementia.
0:07:58 > 0:08:01So, this time, what have you brought us?
0:08:01 > 0:08:03Marriage equality and cancer.
0:08:03 > 0:08:06LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:08:06 > 0:08:08Actually, it's a really, really wonderful movie
0:08:08 > 0:08:12and it's based on a true story of this woman named Laurel Hester,
0:08:12 > 0:08:14who was a police detective in New Jersey
0:08:14 > 0:08:16and she wanted to leave her pension
0:08:16 > 0:08:18to her younger partner, Stacie Andree,
0:08:18 > 0:08:21when she was diagnosed with lung cancer.
0:08:21 > 0:08:23And the county officials turned her down.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26This only happened ten years ago, when it really was their fight
0:08:26 > 0:08:30during the last year of Laurel's life that changed history
0:08:30 > 0:08:33and really paved the way for marriage equality in the United States.
0:08:33 > 0:08:36And it is a really uplifting and inspiring story,
0:08:36 > 0:08:39but you have that quality that you take something
0:08:39 > 0:08:42that should be quite depressing and make it luminous and inspiring.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44Aw, thank you.
0:08:44 > 0:08:46She was a really inspiring person, Laurel Hester -
0:08:46 > 0:08:48and it was an honour to get to play her.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50And really, it is about love
0:08:50 > 0:08:53and how you want to continue to care for
0:08:53 > 0:08:54the people you love in your life.
0:08:54 > 0:08:57So, in that way, it is very uplifting.
0:08:57 > 0:08:59And the other uplifting thing is, of course,
0:08:59 > 0:09:01it's now - happily, in America - it's now history.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04That's right. We have marriage equality,
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- which is a very, very big deal. - It's very recent history.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08So, it's a nice thing to be able to look back on this.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Yeah, and to celebrate what they accomplished.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- And her partner is still alive? - Yes, Stacie Andree.
0:09:13 > 0:09:16- Presumably, you got to meet her? - Oh, yeah. I spent a lot of time with her.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18She still lives in the house that they lived in
0:09:18 > 0:09:21and I also met her police partner and so, was able to meet her family
0:09:21 > 0:09:25and really had access to everyone in her life.
0:09:25 > 0:09:27Wow. Let's have a look at a clip from Freeheld.
0:09:27 > 0:09:30This is you as Laurel and your girlfriend played by Ellen Page.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33- The wonderful Ellen Page. - She is terrific.
0:09:33 > 0:09:37And this is just after you've formalised your civil partnership.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- I got something for you.- Yeah?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42Looks like the beach.
0:09:44 > 0:09:47Thanks.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- I got something for you, too. - Yeah?- Yeah.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53It's a card from the police union.
0:09:53 > 0:09:55Got your name on it.
0:09:55 > 0:09:58It says we're family.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00So, if you're stopped while you're driving -
0:10:00 > 0:10:02and let's face it, you do drive fast -
0:10:02 > 0:10:05just give this to the officer, you won't get a ticket.
0:10:08 > 0:10:09"Family".
0:10:10 > 0:10:13I guess that makes it official, huh?
0:10:13 > 0:10:15Official, baby.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17APPLAUSE Aw...
0:10:17 > 0:10:21APPLAUSE
0:10:21 > 0:10:23And Ellen Page there, she's amazing,
0:10:23 > 0:10:27- and the film was very personal to her, I guess.- Yeah, absolutely.
0:10:27 > 0:10:29Because before filming, she came out.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31- She came out, yeah...- Which is commitment, can I just say?
0:10:31 > 0:10:34That's commitment, Julianne Moore, you're slacking.
0:10:34 > 0:10:35LAUGHTER
0:10:35 > 0:10:37- Pretending to be a lesbian. - I know, I know.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40What is amazing was her first role as an out gay woman, you know,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43playing a gay character, so it was really meaningful to her.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45I bet it was. But wasn't it that she
0:10:45 > 0:10:48thought you were going to be Miss Method and serious?
0:10:48 > 0:10:50Yeah, she thought I was really methody. I'm not.
0:10:50 > 0:10:54- Are you really not? - No, I'm just pretending.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56Yeah, it's all pretending.
0:10:56 > 0:10:59So do real methody people then get annoyed with you, because...?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Sometimes they do because of how much I talk.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05Because I like to talk between takes about what I had for lunch
0:11:05 > 0:11:07and what I'm going to do this weekend and these shoes that
0:11:07 > 0:11:10I bought and, "Do you like the shoes that I bought?
0:11:10 > 0:11:12"Should I take the shoes back? What do you think?
0:11:12 > 0:11:14"Do you want to have lunch or should we have lunch later?
0:11:14 > 0:11:16"Do you want a snack?" All the way up to action.
0:11:16 > 0:11:20And every once in a while, someone will say, like, "Please be quiet!
0:11:20 > 0:11:22- "For one minute!" - And don't you sing a lot?
0:11:22 > 0:11:24Yes. Yeah. I do.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26It does sound quite annoying.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28LAUGHTER
0:11:28 > 0:11:30- It is, it is.- And what sort of songs do you sing?- Like...
0:11:30 > 0:11:34# Peanut butter jelly time Peanut butter jelly time
0:11:34 > 0:11:35# Peanut butter jelly time... #
0:11:35 > 0:11:38It's getting more annoying.
0:11:38 > 0:11:41What's the weird thing at home that your kids don't believe you
0:11:41 > 0:11:42when you laugh?
0:11:42 > 0:11:45Oh, my daughter says I have a fake laugh.
0:11:45 > 0:11:46I think I'm just trying to be...
0:11:46 > 0:11:48You know when your kids say something,
0:11:48 > 0:11:50you're like, "Oh, honey, yeah..."
0:11:50 > 0:11:51And it's like, "That's not funny."
0:11:53 > 0:11:56If I was a kid, I'd be going, "No, this isn't working."
0:11:56 > 0:11:59That's not funny, that's completely fake, Mom. "No, I laugh like that."
0:11:59 > 0:12:00Ha-ha-ha-ha!
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Now, forgive me, because of course, Ant and Dec,
0:12:05 > 0:12:07we forget, you are actors.
0:12:07 > 0:12:10- We started as actors.- I know, you did. Byker Grove.
0:12:10 > 0:12:14I'm not sure if Rebel or Julianne are familiar with Byker Grove.
0:12:14 > 0:12:16It sounds very dramatic.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21- Oh, it was.- Some very hard-hitting storylines in Byker Grove.
0:12:21 > 0:12:23LAUGHTER
0:12:23 > 0:12:25I thought you were a girl in that one.
0:12:25 > 0:12:28LAUGHTER
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Then I realised it was leaves, yeah.
0:12:30 > 0:12:33This is a very rare picture because this is Dec and Ant.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35- Oh, yeah, the wrong way round. - You're the wrong way round.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37Are you always in the same position?
0:12:37 > 0:12:40We try, so people can remember which one's which, but it fails.
0:12:40 > 0:12:42It doesn't work.
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- Doesn't work.- That's Dec and Ant or Duncan and PJ.
0:12:44 > 0:12:48You were PJ and Duncan. Now, in the show, which one of you went blind?
0:12:48 > 0:12:51Me, my character. PJ went blind. He was shot in the eyes.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54Shot in the eyes!
0:12:54 > 0:12:56At paintballing.
0:12:56 > 0:12:59That's funny to you.
0:12:59 > 0:13:01Shot in the head and went blind.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03LAUGHTER
0:13:03 > 0:13:05Shot in the eyes.
0:13:05 > 0:13:07It was, er, it was a freak paintballing accident where PJ was
0:13:07 > 0:13:09in the middle of a love triangle
0:13:09 > 0:13:12and the two girls he was kind of messing around with
0:13:12 > 0:13:17shot at the same time, and both paintballs hit him in the eyes.
0:13:17 > 0:13:19That'll teach 'em. That'll teach 'em.
0:13:19 > 0:13:20No shame in soap opera acting
0:13:20 > 0:13:24because Julianne Moore, Oscar winner - I think I mentioned it earlier -
0:13:24 > 0:13:27- you... That was your first job. - Yeah, As The World Turns
0:13:27 > 0:13:30- it was called, mm-hm.- How many years were you in that?- Three.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33It was my first big job. There's my family, my soap family.
0:13:33 > 0:13:35Me and my mom and Dad and my grandparents and my brother
0:13:35 > 0:13:38and my little brother and my sister-in-law.
0:13:38 > 0:13:42- And for three years, like, a LOT of things happened to you.- Sure, sure.
0:13:42 > 0:13:46I was kidnapped. I didn't go blind. I did have amnesia. I did...
0:13:46 > 0:13:51It turned out that my boyfriend was a killer, and he also slept with my
0:13:51 > 0:13:57half-sister slash cousin cos it was dark and he couldn't tell us apart.
0:13:57 > 0:14:00LAUGHTER
0:14:00 > 0:14:02Could happen to anyone.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I was like, "Oh! You couldn't tell us apart! Oh, OK."
0:14:05 > 0:14:07Did you forgive him?
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Yeah, of course, yeah, but then he turned out to be a killer
0:14:10 > 0:14:11so it was a mess.
0:14:11 > 0:14:13Oh, bad news bears.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Rebel, lots of actors who make it big in Hollywood have come
0:14:16 > 0:14:18through the Australian soaps.
0:14:18 > 0:14:22Yeah, the soaps like Home And Away, Neighbours. Not me.
0:14:22 > 0:14:24- My very first...- Did you audition for them or anything?
0:14:24 > 0:14:26I didn't even get a chance to audition.
0:14:26 > 0:14:30My very first agent meeting, I got rejected cos they, like,
0:14:30 > 0:14:32looked me up and down and said,
0:14:32 > 0:14:34"Yeah, you're not ever going to be on Home And Away.
0:14:34 > 0:14:39- "So we're not going to take you." - Is that the only job in Australia?
0:14:39 > 0:14:41One of them, yeah.
0:14:41 > 0:14:45You tweeted this picture recently of yourself when you were starting out.
0:14:45 > 0:14:47Is this, like, a head shot you would use for auditions?
0:14:47 > 0:14:50- This is my first acting head shot. - Aw!
0:14:50 > 0:14:53- There are a lot of questions...- OK.
0:14:53 > 0:14:57LAUGHTER
0:14:57 > 0:15:01OK, why am I holding a softball mitt and a softball?
0:15:01 > 0:15:04Just in case you didn't get that I was sporty.
0:15:04 > 0:15:08- Oh!- Yeah.- You can play athletes, is that what you were saying?
0:15:08 > 0:15:10Yeah, I guess.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14And then I'm wearing, like, the world's finest gold chain.
0:15:17 > 0:15:19- Cos you're feminine as well.- Yeah.
0:15:19 > 0:15:23And an oversized T-shirt. I've just let my hair go feral.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25LAUGHTER
0:15:25 > 0:15:28Obviously had not met up with a professional stylist
0:15:28 > 0:15:30at that point in my career.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33And then I just liked the random graffiti cos
0:15:33 > 0:15:37I did come from kind of the ghetto area of Sydney, so...
0:15:37 > 0:15:41Most people just have, like, a plain background.
0:15:41 > 0:15:44- Urban.- Yeah, she's a rebel.
0:15:44 > 0:15:45Like, yeah,
0:15:45 > 0:15:50but no wonder nobody thought I would be a professional actress
0:15:50 > 0:15:55with that headshot. Like, you can't stage something like that.
0:15:55 > 0:15:58You look like you were in a great mood
0:15:58 > 0:16:00and then you saw something truly awful.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03Just like...
0:16:05 > 0:16:09- Yeah, that. There you go. That's it.- Yeah.
0:16:09 > 0:16:13Now, Ant and Dec, when you decided to kind of move away from PJ
0:16:13 > 0:16:17and Duncan and become Ant and Dec, rebrand yourselves as Ant and Dec,
0:16:17 > 0:16:20you went through a sort of makeover, didn't you?
0:16:20 > 0:16:22A kind of extreme makeover.
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Yes, yeah we did.
0:16:24 > 0:16:26It wasn't our idea but we...
0:16:26 > 0:16:29Yeah, we wanted to ditch the names PJ and Duncan and become Ant and Dec,
0:16:29 > 0:16:32our real names, so I think it was Smash Hits magazine said,
0:16:32 > 0:16:35"Well, you should do an image makeover. Why don't you do that?"
0:16:35 > 0:16:37- So...- Take That had done one and it worked really well.
0:16:37 > 0:16:39We thought, "Yeah. Let's do it. Take That have done it."
0:16:39 > 0:16:41So Ant said, "I'll shave me head."
0:16:41 > 0:16:42I'm like, "Oh, right. OK.
0:16:42 > 0:16:45"Ooh, I don't really want to do that, that looks silly, that.
0:16:45 > 0:16:47"I'll dye me hair."
0:16:47 > 0:16:51So the idea was to dye my hair blonder, but it just went ginger.
0:16:52 > 0:16:55- Nothing wrong with that, of course. - I was going to say...
0:16:55 > 0:16:58- What I mean was it wasn't quite the look we were going for.- Right.
0:16:58 > 0:17:00This is the cover of Smash Hits.
0:17:00 > 0:17:01There you go.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04LAUGHTER
0:17:04 > 0:17:06Yeah, it's not... It's vibrant yellow.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09What I would say is, though, that happened,
0:17:09 > 0:17:12and you obviously saw that in vibrant colour on a newsstand.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15You then did a shoot for a gay magazine, Attitude,
0:17:15 > 0:17:19and you thought, "We can tone this down and sex it up."
0:17:19 > 0:17:23LAUGHTER
0:17:23 > 0:17:26- It's what they say down the bottom there.- Oh, yeah.
0:17:26 > 0:17:28"Ant and Dec, Cocks of the north."
0:17:28 > 0:17:32LAUGHTER
0:17:34 > 0:17:39It looks like you've just put soil in your hair.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41A bit of potting clay.
0:17:41 > 0:17:46- That's pretty much what I did. - And then there's a brilliant picture inside.
0:17:46 > 0:17:47- This is brilliant.- Oh, God.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- No, don't worry, Ant. You're safe. - Oh, good.
0:17:50 > 0:17:54This is Dec and I don't know what the instruction was, what the
0:17:54 > 0:17:56photographer said to Dec, but he must have said,
0:17:56 > 0:17:58"Well, you're in a gay magazine.
0:17:58 > 0:18:03"Do something that will really appeal to the gay readership."
0:18:03 > 0:18:05I don't want to see this!
0:18:05 > 0:18:08LAUGHTER
0:18:12 > 0:18:15You've just stuck your hand down your pants!
0:18:15 > 0:18:18You look like you're just itching your hole.
0:18:18 > 0:18:22It was like... "The boys are going to love this!"
0:18:22 > 0:18:26Come over here, boys, I've got an itchy arse.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Oh, God.
0:18:28 > 0:18:30Oh, dear. Different times.
0:18:30 > 0:18:35- Different times.- Is that your copy, by the way?- Yes, it is.
0:18:35 > 0:18:37I've had it since.
0:18:37 > 0:18:39There's a lot of stuff out there.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42If you dig deep enough, there's a lot of bad photos of us.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44But, hey, listen. Ant and Dec, back where they belong,
0:18:44 > 0:18:48Saturday Night Takeaway is back on ITV on the 20th of February
0:18:48 > 0:18:52and when people come on and say, "Oh, yeah, it's bigger and better."
0:18:52 > 0:18:56But it really is. Like, you've got this extraordinary live finale.
0:18:56 > 0:18:58Yeah, from a cruise ship.
0:18:58 > 0:19:02- Oh, my God.- Where will it be? - I know! Barcelona.
0:19:02 > 0:19:05It's a cruise round the Med, cos every year we give tickets away
0:19:05 > 0:19:08and normally the winners fly off live on the final
0:19:08 > 0:19:11show of the series, but this year, we're doing the entire...
0:19:11 > 0:19:13We're giving tickets away to a cruise round the Mediterranean
0:19:13 > 0:19:16and we're doing the entire show live from a cruise ship,
0:19:16 > 0:19:18and it's harboured in Barcelona.
0:19:18 > 0:19:20Hopefully, there's not an E. coli outbreak.
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- Norovirus could bring us down. - It'd be an explosive show.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28LAUGHTER
0:19:28 > 0:19:31That's one of the things. We're not quite sure how it's going to go.
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- I mean, that's the idea.- And also the link could drop out.
0:19:34 > 0:19:35Then you don't have to do it.
0:19:35 > 0:19:37Cut a wire.
0:19:37 > 0:19:40Not my fault! You were there.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43Yeah, we've got no idea and it's quite exciting.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45It's quite scary, but that's good, I think.
0:19:45 > 0:19:48But you've got lots of the same things coming back.
0:19:48 > 0:19:50All the favourites. Little Ant and Dec are back.
0:19:50 > 0:19:53Little Ant and Dec Under Cover are back.
0:19:53 > 0:19:56And also we've got a new item called "Who Shot Simon Cowell?"
0:19:56 > 0:19:59And it's...
0:19:59 > 0:20:00It's a weekly drama.
0:20:00 > 0:20:04It's like a weekly four-minute drama with cliff-hangers.
0:20:04 > 0:20:07- Because you forget we're actually actors.- Of course!
0:20:07 > 0:20:12And it was devised by Chris Chibnall, who wrote Broadchurch.
0:20:12 > 0:20:15Wow!
0:20:15 > 0:20:18We asked him on the off-chance - he went, "Yeah." We went, "What?"
0:20:18 > 0:20:20I tell you what, to save you
0:20:20 > 0:20:22explaining any more, we've got a clip.
0:20:22 > 0:20:27This is the beginning of the ongoing drama of "Who Shot Simon Cowell?"
0:20:27 > 0:20:31- I think the birthday boy's about to arrive. Come on, everybody.- Come on.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39CHEERING
0:20:42 > 0:20:45# Happy birthday to you
0:20:45 > 0:20:48# Happy birthday to you... #
0:20:48 > 0:20:52That is so obvious. Second song?
0:20:52 > 0:20:53What?
0:20:55 > 0:20:56BULB EXPLODES
0:20:56 > 0:20:59HE GROANS
0:21:04 > 0:21:06Someone shot Simon Cowell!
0:21:06 > 0:21:09We know, dear. We all saw it.
0:21:09 > 0:21:15APPLAUSE
0:21:15 > 0:21:18I love that Christopher Biggins has found a suit the same
0:21:18 > 0:21:20colour as his skin.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22LAUGHTER
0:21:22 > 0:21:26That can't have been easy. In the shop going, "Is it...?"
0:21:27 > 0:21:30Why is that other girl exposing her bush?
0:21:30 > 0:21:32LAUGHTER
0:21:32 > 0:21:34That's Sinitta, it's a long story.
0:21:34 > 0:21:35I was going to say, trying to
0:21:35 > 0:21:38explain Sinitta, it's very, very hard.
0:21:38 > 0:21:39But, yeah, there's lots of people
0:21:39 > 0:21:41who have a motive to shoot Simon Cowell.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44Let's be honest. So that's it over the course of the series.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46And I must mention, Wednesday the 24th,
0:21:46 > 0:21:49back hosting the Brits for the third time.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52- Yes.- Last year, a big success.
0:21:52 > 0:21:57But... Well, the thing that everyone remembers about last year's Brits,
0:21:57 > 0:22:02- you missed.- Yeah, we kind of missed it.- Yeah, Madonna falling...
0:22:02 > 0:22:04Did you see this back in the States?
0:22:04 > 0:22:06She was wearing a cape, and they pulled the cape
0:22:06 > 0:22:09and it was tied too tight and it pulled her off the stage.
0:22:09 > 0:22:10It was amazing.
0:22:12 > 0:22:15No, I was in the audience. It was 20,000 people going...
0:22:15 > 0:22:17We'd done our last link.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Our last thing was link into Madonna, we'd hit, you know,
0:22:19 > 0:22:21we'd landed the plane, we were out of there.
0:22:21 > 0:22:24And you know what it's like, as soon as you go, "Are you coming back?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27"You're not coming back to me? Great." Earpiece out.
0:22:27 > 0:22:28Microphone off. Champagne.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32We clinked and went, "Well, that went well. That went smoothly."
0:22:32 > 0:22:35And then there was just this gasp in the room
0:22:35 > 0:22:37and we turned around and she was on her back.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40We couldn't quite work out if it was part of the routine.
0:22:40 > 0:22:42We weren't sure. I had champagne in my hand.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44I wasn't too bothered, if I'm honest with you.
0:22:44 > 0:22:47Went back to the dressing room, watched the news at ten,
0:22:47 > 0:22:49and she'd fallen.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51It was the news headline, wasn't it?
0:22:51 > 0:22:54We got back to the room just in time for the news to start.
0:22:54 > 0:22:56It was like, "Madonna has fallen at the Brits."
0:22:56 > 0:22:58"Ooh, is that what happened?"
0:23:01 > 0:23:06And Rebel Wilson, of course, you've hosted. You hosted the MTV...
0:23:06 > 0:23:10Yeah, I tried to host and, yeah, it's really nerve-racking.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12- Do you guys get nervous?- Yeah.
0:23:12 > 0:23:16Yeah, I get, like, really nervous, especially when it's live.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20And I think at MTV I did, like, a nip slip.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23We've got some of your outfits. You did some very good outfits.
0:23:25 > 0:23:27I call that one Iron Mangina.
0:23:28 > 0:23:31Custom-made for the event.
0:23:31 > 0:23:35- I think we've got your, your... - Yeah, that's the double nip slip.
0:23:35 > 0:23:40LAUGHTER
0:23:40 > 0:23:45I just had to, like, up the ante on the nip slip situation.
0:23:45 > 0:23:48That's your Oscar loser face, right there.
0:23:48 > 0:23:51- That got cut from the non-live telecasts.- Really?
0:23:51 > 0:23:55Yeah, cos it really is live when you're doing those things,
0:23:55 > 0:23:58but then when they replay it they cut out all the super rude bits.
0:23:58 > 0:24:00And even a fake nipple would be too...?
0:24:00 > 0:24:03Yeah, people thought it was real.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05I'm a screw-up from Australia.
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Weird stuff might have...
0:24:07 > 0:24:11She could have been exposed to asbestos or something.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15She's Australian. It could be a spider bite.
0:24:17 > 0:24:20Now, ladies and gentlemen, it is Valentine's weekend,
0:24:20 > 0:24:24and Rebel Wilson brings us the perfect film in How To Be Single.
0:24:24 > 0:24:28It previews on the 14th and opens everywhere on the 19th,
0:24:28 > 0:24:31so Rebel, what's it about? Who are you in this film?
0:24:31 > 0:24:35I play Robin, she's, like, a functioning alcoholic.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38So typecast again.
0:24:39 > 0:24:45I'm one of the four main girls and... Oh, yeah. Getting smashed.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Whilst filming the scenes.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49It was a really fun shoot.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52I can't remember a lot.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54But the movie basically follows myself,
0:24:54 > 0:24:56Dakota Johnson, Leslie Mann, Alison Brie,
0:24:56 > 0:24:59who are four single women just living it up in New York City
0:24:59 > 0:25:01and they have very different
0:25:01 > 0:25:03ways of dealing with the fact that they're single.
0:25:03 > 0:25:06And you do get to kiss a lot of people in this movie.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09- Yeah.- And is it true you got to hand pick them?
0:25:09 > 0:25:11Oh, gee. OK, so one of the days,
0:25:11 > 0:25:14we were filming a big nightclub sequence, where the director just
0:25:14 > 0:25:18wanted me to randomly pash a lot of the guys on the dance floor,
0:25:18 > 0:25:22so I got to choose which ones I wanted.
0:25:22 > 0:25:24And it's really embarrassing,
0:25:24 > 0:25:27because the assistant director yells out, "OK,
0:25:27 > 0:25:32"if anybody does not want to kiss Rebel Wilson, stand over there."
0:25:32 > 0:25:34Oh, no!
0:25:34 > 0:25:38Only, like, three wankers went over there.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40LAUGHTER
0:25:40 > 0:25:43And then the rest, they were all lined up,
0:25:43 > 0:25:47and then I had to parade down and, like, choose.
0:25:47 > 0:25:51It was very embarrassing, and I chose, you know, a selection.
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Different ethnicities, you know.
0:25:56 > 0:26:00And then one African American gentlemen, who I chose, came up to
0:26:00 > 0:26:03me at the end of the day, and said,
0:26:03 > 0:26:07"I just want you to know that you've really changed my life."
0:26:07 > 0:26:09And I was like...
0:26:09 > 0:26:12I mean, at first I was a bit freaked out, because I was like,
0:26:12 > 0:26:15"Were you gay and then now I've turned you?"
0:26:15 > 0:26:17LAUGHTER
0:26:17 > 0:26:19Or, you know, "Did you have some
0:26:19 > 0:26:23"disease and you've passed it on to me?
0:26:23 > 0:26:27"Now I'm going to sue you and your life's really going to be changed."
0:26:27 > 0:26:29No, but really, he was just
0:26:29 > 0:26:32so honoured out of the sea of men to have been selected.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36- Aw.- By me and it was like, "I feel like I've done good today."
0:26:36 > 0:26:39LAUGHTER
0:26:39 > 0:26:42And, of course, you mentioned, one of your co-stars,
0:26:42 > 0:26:45Dakota Johnson, and was this right after Fifty Shades of Grey?
0:26:45 > 0:26:47Yeah, she'd just done Fifty Shades of Grey
0:26:47 > 0:26:50and I had the day I started filming this movie,
0:26:50 > 0:26:53Pitch Perfect 2 came out and we're really on the streets of New York
0:26:53 > 0:26:56City, so we had, like,
0:26:56 > 0:27:00teenage girls and late middle-aged perverts
0:27:00 > 0:27:03coming up to us.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05Could you see them coming?
0:27:05 > 0:27:08- Could you kind of go, "Dakota, one of yours."- Yeah, yeah.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10The guy holding the flower.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13"Dakotes, that's for you."
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- And masking tape.- Yeah.
0:27:19 > 0:27:22Our clip is your character giving
0:27:22 > 0:27:25Dakota some tips on how to text boys.
0:27:25 > 0:27:28If Tom texts you, which he won't cos it's still daylight,
0:27:28 > 0:27:31- wait four hours to respond. - I was not even thinking about Tom.
0:27:31 > 0:27:34Anything sooner implies that you're needy and really co-dependent
0:27:34 > 0:27:37and incapable of a simple hook-up, which is all he's good for.
0:27:37 > 0:27:39I think that I could be actually, like, a good...
0:27:39 > 0:27:41And when you respond, do not respond in full sentences,
0:27:41 > 0:27:43and if you use an emoji, I will tit punch you.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45- Fine.- Fine.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47PHONE BUZZES
0:27:54 > 0:27:58- No, no! Oh, no!- You can have this back at the end of the day.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02An emoji!
0:28:02 > 0:28:04LAUGHTER
0:28:04 > 0:28:08APPLAUSE
0:28:11 > 0:28:13Fifty Shades of Grey all over again!
0:28:13 > 0:28:15That girl cannot catch a break.
0:28:15 > 0:28:19And I really did connect with her tit.
0:28:19 > 0:28:21I didn't mean to.
0:28:21 > 0:28:23You know, cos you do it about five or six times,
0:28:23 > 0:28:26and five out of the six I didn't connect.
0:28:26 > 0:28:29One out of the six it was just like right on the nipple.
0:28:29 > 0:28:31Yeah.
0:28:31 > 0:28:33Now, the film has lots of kind of advice on dating
0:28:33 > 0:28:38and how to navigate dating and some of the rules I was aware of.
0:28:38 > 0:28:39There were some I...
0:28:39 > 0:28:44So I was not aware of this. Explain dick sand.
0:28:44 > 0:28:49OK. Dick sand is where a girl meets a guy and she kind of
0:28:49 > 0:28:53- loses herself cos she falls into his dick sand.- Oh, yeah.
0:28:53 > 0:28:55What?
0:28:55 > 0:28:58- See, Julianne knows. - It's like quicksand.
0:28:58 > 0:29:02- Exactly, but it's dick sand. - With dicks.- You got it.
0:29:02 > 0:29:05LAUGHTER
0:29:05 > 0:29:07You said that out loud.
0:29:08 > 0:29:11You weren't just thinking that. You said it.
0:29:11 > 0:29:14"Oh, it's like quicksand, but with a... Oh..."
0:29:16 > 0:29:18- Clever!- You girls.
0:29:18 > 0:29:21No, but you see it happen with girls all the time.
0:29:21 > 0:29:26They, like, just become part of the relationship and lose who they
0:29:26 > 0:29:29are and that's really what happens to Dakota's character in the film.
0:29:29 > 0:29:31But doesn't that happen to boys as well?
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- Don't boys get lost in their girlfriends?- In the vadge pond.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37LAUGHTER
0:29:37 > 0:29:38Well, I can tell you,
0:29:38 > 0:29:41we spent hours trying to think what they'd call that.
0:29:43 > 0:29:46We got men get lose in the labia-rinth.
0:29:46 > 0:29:49Oh, yeah!
0:29:49 > 0:29:53That's good. Yeah. I say "we", but I didn't come up with it.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56But I did think, "Ooh, that's very good. I'll have it."
0:29:56 > 0:29:59"I'll say that on the show and appear clever."
0:29:59 > 0:30:02- And Ant and Dec, obviously, both married now.- Yeah.
0:30:02 > 0:30:05- You just got married last year, wasn't it?- Last year, August, yeah.
0:30:05 > 0:30:07- Congratulations.- Thank you. - And now...
0:30:07 > 0:30:09- Ant?- Yep?- You are married,
0:30:09 > 0:30:11but I do think,
0:30:11 > 0:30:15- how the hell does your wife put up with you?- I think this! Yeah!
0:30:15 > 0:30:18Like, "..and happily married." Why?
0:30:18 > 0:30:22Tell them, tell them. You know the story. This is so mean.
0:30:22 > 0:30:24- This is such a mean prank. - Yeah, we were a lot younger.
0:30:24 > 0:30:27So, I've been with my wife...we've been married ten years this year.
0:30:27 > 0:30:29We've been together about 20 years.
0:30:29 > 0:30:32When we first started getting together,
0:30:32 > 0:30:35we shared a flat in London, in Fulham.
0:30:35 > 0:30:37And I thought it would be hilarious one night,
0:30:37 > 0:30:39we'd been out for a drink or something,
0:30:39 > 0:30:42she was in the flat on her own and I said, "Wouldn't it be funny
0:30:42 > 0:30:43"if you pretended to be me and get
0:30:43 > 0:30:46"into bed with her and then see what the reaction is."
0:30:46 > 0:30:50- That's like what happened on my soap opera.- Yes, yes!
0:30:50 > 0:30:52- It is true.- So I was like, "Well, I'm game."
0:30:52 > 0:30:55LAUGHTER
0:30:55 > 0:30:58- Sounds funny to me! - "How long are you going to be?"
0:30:59 > 0:31:02No, so he was like, "What would you normally say?"
0:31:02 > 0:31:04I said, "Hiya, pet",
0:31:04 > 0:31:07or "hi, babe", and he'd practise it with a deep voice.
0:31:07 > 0:31:08I said, "A bit deeper than that."
0:31:08 > 0:31:10I said, "I'm quite clumsy around the bedroom,
0:31:10 > 0:31:12"so just make sure you bang into some things."
0:31:12 > 0:31:15And then, when he got into bed, I'd leave it a minute or two,
0:31:15 > 0:31:17then open the door, put the light on and go,
0:31:17 > 0:31:19"what the bloody hell's going on here?"
0:31:19 > 0:31:22Absolutely hated the guy. Didn't find it funny at all.
0:31:22 > 0:31:25Still hasn't forgive us. So, yeah, I do wonder how she puts up with me.
0:31:25 > 0:31:28- There's a few of them, actually.- I just love the fact that you thought
0:31:28 > 0:31:30- that was going to be funny in- any way. I know!
0:31:32 > 0:31:33It's true. It's true.
0:31:33 > 0:31:37I put a wig in the bed once and then pillows and pretended it was me,
0:31:37 > 0:31:40and jumped out the window, went along the balcony and then watched
0:31:40 > 0:31:43her go to bed, put her nightie on,
0:31:43 > 0:31:45get in the bed, go to cuddle and...
0:31:45 > 0:31:47"OH, MY..."
0:31:47 > 0:31:49That is better. Yeah, yeah.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52I've learned now, I don't do that kind of stuff. As much.
0:31:52 > 0:31:55Have you got big Valentine's weekend plans?
0:31:55 > 0:31:58- We're working on Valentine's Day. - Handy!
0:31:58 > 0:32:00LAUGHTER
0:32:00 > 0:32:03Worryingly, my wife is actually our manager, so she controls the diary,
0:32:03 > 0:32:06so she obviously doesn't want to go out with me on Valentine's Day.
0:32:06 > 0:32:09She's put me to work!
0:32:09 > 0:32:11And Julianne, what are you doing?
0:32:11 > 0:32:13The BAFTAs. The BAFTAs are always on Valentine's Day.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16- Are they always?- What does that mean? Yeah, they're always
0:32:16 > 0:32:19- on Valentine's Day.- Oh!- Yeah, so I'll be there.- Plans?
0:32:19 > 0:32:21- I'll be at the BAFTAs as well. - Yeah.- Yeah.
0:32:21 > 0:32:22Just looking for love.
0:32:22 > 0:32:25LAUGHTER
0:32:25 > 0:32:27Idris Elba.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:32:36 > 0:32:37OK!
0:32:37 > 0:32:39It's time for music.
0:32:39 > 0:32:42Now, this group are the hottest girl band in the world right now.
0:32:42 > 0:32:45They've already sold over 12 million records
0:32:45 > 0:32:48and now have two BRIT Award nominations.
0:32:48 > 0:32:50Here performing Secret Love Song with Jason Derulo,
0:32:50 > 0:32:52please welcome the Little Mix!
0:32:52 > 0:32:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:32:57 > 0:33:01# When you hold me in the street
0:33:01 > 0:33:05# And you kiss me on the dance floor
0:33:06 > 0:33:09# I wish that it could be like that
0:33:09 > 0:33:12# Why can't it be like that?
0:33:12 > 0:33:15# Cos I'm yours
0:33:18 > 0:33:21# We keep behind closed doors
0:33:21 > 0:33:26# Every time I see you I die a little more
0:33:26 > 0:33:32# Stolen moments that we steal as the curtain falls
0:33:32 > 0:33:35# It'll never be enough
0:33:38 > 0:33:41# But we know this
0:33:41 > 0:33:45# We got a love that is hopeless
0:33:48 > 0:33:52# Why can't you hold me in the street?
0:33:52 > 0:33:56# Why can't I kiss you on the dance floor?
0:33:58 > 0:34:01# I wish that it could be like that
0:34:01 > 0:34:03# Why can't we be like that?
0:34:03 > 0:34:07# Cos I'm yours... #
0:34:09 > 0:34:11Please welcome to the stage, Jason Derulo!
0:34:11 > 0:34:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:34:15 > 0:34:18# When you're with him do you call his name?
0:34:18 > 0:34:24# Like you do when you're with me? Does it feel the same?
0:34:24 > 0:34:29# Would you leave if I was ready to settle down?
0:34:29 > 0:34:34# Or would you play it safe and stay?
0:34:35 > 0:34:38# Girl you know this
0:34:38 > 0:34:42# We've got a love that is hopeless
0:34:45 > 0:34:49# Why can't you hold me in the street?
0:34:49 > 0:34:53# Why can't I kiss you on the dance floor?
0:34:55 > 0:34:57# I wish that it could be like that
0:34:57 > 0:35:00# Why can't we be like that?
0:35:00 > 0:35:03# Cos I'm yours
0:35:06 > 0:35:09# And nobody knows I'm in love with someone's baby
0:35:09 > 0:35:12# I don't wanna hide us away
0:35:12 > 0:35:15# Tell the world about the love we making
0:35:15 > 0:35:19# I'm living for that day
0:35:19 > 0:35:22# Someday
0:35:24 > 0:35:28# Can I hold you in the street?
0:35:28 > 0:35:32# Can I kiss you on the dance floor?
0:35:34 > 0:35:37# I wish that we could be like that
0:35:37 > 0:35:39# Why can't we be like that?
0:35:39 > 0:35:41# Cos I'm yours
0:35:41 > 0:35:44# I'm yours
0:35:46 > 0:35:51# Oh, why can't you hold me in the street?
0:35:51 > 0:35:56# Why can't I kiss you on the dance floor?
0:35:56 > 0:36:00# I wish that it could be like that
0:36:00 > 0:36:02# Why can't it be like that?
0:36:02 > 0:36:06# Cos I'm yours
0:36:08 > 0:36:11# Why can't I say that I'm in love?
0:36:11 > 0:36:15# I wanna shout it from the rooftops
0:36:18 > 0:36:20# I wish that it could be like that
0:36:20 > 0:36:23# Why can't we be like that?
0:36:23 > 0:36:27# Cos I'm yours
0:36:31 > 0:36:34# Why can't we be like that?
0:36:34 > 0:36:38# Wish we could be like that. #
0:36:43 > 0:36:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:48 > 0:36:51Little Mix, everyone! Great job! And Mr Derulo!
0:36:51 > 0:36:53And Little Mix, come up and see us, do.
0:36:55 > 0:36:57Come and see us! There we go!
0:37:00 > 0:37:02Up, up, there you go. Welcome to the show.
0:37:02 > 0:37:06Hello, darling. Welcome. And welcome. And welcome.
0:37:06 > 0:37:09Little Mix!
0:37:09 > 0:37:11Great job.
0:37:11 > 0:37:13CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:13 > 0:37:16Hello, hello, hello, hello.
0:37:18 > 0:37:24Oh, It's like a reception line at a wedding.
0:37:24 > 0:37:26Yes, shove up, shove up.
0:37:26 > 0:37:30Two and two. There you go, lovely, lovely.
0:37:30 > 0:37:34Thank you so much for coming, and what a nice surprise, Jason Derulo.
0:37:34 > 0:37:35CHEERING
0:37:35 > 0:37:39- That was very... - There's a spot for Jason here...
0:37:39 > 0:37:44LAUGHTER
0:37:48 > 0:37:51And of course that single is from the album, Get Weird,
0:37:51 > 0:37:53which is out now. You know what?
0:37:53 > 0:37:56Here is a thing, people don't make enough fuss of Little Mix.
0:37:56 > 0:37:58ALL: Aaaw!
0:37:58 > 0:37:59No, they don't.
0:37:59 > 0:38:02Because that album, it outsold One Direction last year.
0:38:02 > 0:38:04I mean, Little Mix are a big deal.
0:38:04 > 0:38:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:08 > 0:38:12Now, album, very, very good, but, and I will spare your blushes,
0:38:12 > 0:38:16but ladies, this album, it is a little bit raunchy.
0:38:16 > 0:38:18A little bit. Yes, we got a bit older with the lyrics.
0:38:18 > 0:38:22- But some we had to change cos the label wasn't too happy.- Yes.
0:38:22 > 0:38:26- For instance, A-D-I-D-A-S is not a song about sportswear.- No.
0:38:26 > 0:38:31- Not quite.- What is it about?- Sex. - There, she said it!
0:38:31 > 0:38:36Out of her young mouth, came that disgusting word(!)
0:38:36 > 0:38:41- "All I do..."- "All day I dream about ... with you."
0:38:41 > 0:38:44- Oh, do you? Well, I'd no idea!- With him?
0:38:44 > 0:38:48I think you're barking up the wrong tree there.
0:38:48 > 0:38:49Yeah! It may remain a dream!
0:38:49 > 0:38:53APPLAUSE
0:38:53 > 0:38:57We should say, by the way, tour, starting 13th March in Cardiff,
0:38:57 > 0:38:59and then it culminates in, who knew?
0:38:59 > 0:39:01Sheffield Arena. Sheffield has an arena.
0:39:01 > 0:39:05And you are going to be in it. On 23 April.
0:39:05 > 0:39:09- Yes.- And we should just say, not just nominated for two Brit awards,
0:39:09 > 0:39:10good luck with them,
0:39:10 > 0:39:14but you have joined an amazing list of acts on the night.
0:39:14 > 0:39:17Yes, we are absolutely crapping ourselves.
0:39:17 > 0:39:24- Well that's good to know.- You guys are doing it as well, aren't you?
0:39:24 > 0:39:29I know, it is scary. Rihanna, Justin Bieber, Adele, it is huge for us.
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Yes, it is great. It's going to be a good night.
0:39:31 > 0:39:33What are you doing, what are you doing?
0:39:33 > 0:39:35We can't actually say what song we are doing.
0:39:35 > 0:39:38- I know!- I'll tell you! - I'll tell you later, yeah.
0:39:38 > 0:39:42- I mean, presumably you are going all bells and whistles?- Literally.
0:39:42 > 0:39:46- We've got kneepads, sticks... - Well!
0:39:46 > 0:39:49You're really selling it, ladies(!)
0:39:49 > 0:39:51You've really pushed the boat out there(!)
0:39:51 > 0:39:55Kneepads, sticks, bells, and whistles. Well!
0:39:57 > 0:40:00That's the end of the show right there. That is it.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02Listen, good luck, thank you for coming,
0:40:02 > 0:40:04and best of luck at the Brits, with the nominations.
0:40:04 > 0:40:08Little Mix, everybody! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:10 > 0:40:14Just before we go we do have time for a visitor to the big red chair.
0:40:14 > 0:40:17- So let's see who is there. Hello?- Hello.- Hi.- Hi.
0:40:17 > 0:40:21I just... LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:40:21 > 0:40:25APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:40:25 > 0:40:29Just not in the mood! LAUGHTER
0:40:29 > 0:40:33That could have been the best story in the world, but there was something,
0:40:33 > 0:40:35it was all put together, something, in the way she spoke,
0:40:35 > 0:40:38and I thought, this might not be a real person.
0:40:38 > 0:40:43- If anyone is willing, we'll have one more. One more. Hello.- Hello!
0:40:43 > 0:40:47- Hi, what's your name?- Amy.- Amy, lovely. And what do you do, Amy?
0:40:47 > 0:40:49I work in pharmaceuticals.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52- It does make me laugh that you have blended into that chair.- I know!
0:40:52 > 0:40:56- It's quite well done. - Just a necklace and a head.
0:40:56 > 0:40:58It is the opposite of Chris Biggins.
0:41:00 > 0:41:03All right, Amy, off you go with your story.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05OK, so it was just before Christmas,
0:41:05 > 0:41:07my boyfriend and I went to Amsterdam,
0:41:07 > 0:41:10and while we were in Amsterdam he said to me
0:41:10 > 0:41:14that he had heard his friends say there was this really good bar
0:41:14 > 0:41:17where you go and a girl would write you a postcard
0:41:17 > 0:41:19using her downstairs area.
0:41:19 > 0:41:23So he thought this would be really fun...
0:41:23 > 0:41:26LAUGHTER Sorry, just before Christmas?
0:41:26 > 0:41:31You could bring in all your cards, couldn't you? Save some time!
0:41:31 > 0:41:33So I thought, why not?
0:41:33 > 0:41:35So we went to this bar, and we walked in the door
0:41:35 > 0:41:37and we had to pay to get in, obviously,
0:41:37 > 0:41:40and unfortunately they did not take Amex,
0:41:40 > 0:41:43which was his credit card, so I had to fork out 100 euros
0:41:43 > 0:41:45to get into this place,
0:41:45 > 0:41:48so we go upstairs, we meet all these lovely ladies,
0:41:48 > 0:41:51and it turns out we have to give them even more money,
0:41:51 > 0:41:56and then it transpires that we can't just get the postcard,
0:41:56 > 0:41:59we have to buy a package of products.
0:41:59 > 0:42:03So I didn't sign up for this, but Steve was like,
0:42:03 > 0:42:05"I really, really want this postcard."
0:42:05 > 0:42:07So I was like, OK, we'll do this.
0:42:07 > 0:42:10LAUGHTER OK, I need to know this right now.
0:42:10 > 0:42:15- Are you still with this man? - Yeah.- OK!
0:42:17 > 0:42:20So anyway, so we paid her some more money
0:42:20 > 0:42:23and then what happens is, I just think Steve is going to do
0:42:23 > 0:42:25all this stuff, but then the woman is like,
0:42:25 > 0:42:27"No, you have to do that as well."
0:42:27 > 0:42:29- So I ended up... - You had to write?
0:42:29 > 0:42:32No, no, I didn't write the postcard.
0:42:32 > 0:42:33LAUGHTER
0:42:33 > 0:42:35If you can do that, you can walk!
0:42:38 > 0:42:41- Here's a pen(!) - Has anybody got a sharpener?
0:42:42 > 0:42:44No, I definitely didn't do that.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47OK, so, Amy, you have to do something, yes?
0:42:47 > 0:42:50She made me massage her boobs, and her bum,
0:42:50 > 0:42:53yes, it was pretty traumatic for me.
0:42:53 > 0:42:56Have you got the address of this place?
0:42:56 > 0:42:58I think she has got it written down somewhere.
0:42:58 > 0:43:01LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:43:04 > 0:43:08Then Steve had to do the same, thankfully, but, yeah,
0:43:08 > 0:43:11we did get our postcard, and it is now on our fridge at home.
0:43:11 > 0:43:14- So there's our story.- I think she deserves to walk.- Yes.
0:43:14 > 0:43:19Walk, walk, Amy, go on. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:19 > 0:43:21Well, then, everyone.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24If you'd like to join us on the show you can contact us
0:43:24 > 0:43:26via our website at this address:
0:43:26 > 0:43:28That is it for tonight.
0:43:28 > 0:43:30Please say a huge thank you to my guests, Little Mix!
0:43:30 > 0:43:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:33 > 0:43:35Rebel Wilson!
0:43:35 > 0:43:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:36 > 0:43:38Ant and Dec!
0:43:38 > 0:43:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:40 > 0:43:41And Julianne Moore!
0:43:41 > 0:43:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:43 > 0:43:47We are taking a short break but we will be back later in March.
0:43:47 > 0:43:50Meanwhile, do join me next week for a special look back
0:43:50 > 0:43:52at some of the highlights from this series.
0:43:52 > 0:43:55I'll see you then, goodnight everybody, bye-bye.