0:00:02 > 0:00:04FORREST GUMP THEME TUNE
0:00:14 > 0:00:19My mammy always said, "Chat shows are like a box of chocolates.
0:00:19 > 0:00:23"You never know what guests you're going to get."
0:00:23 > 0:00:24LAUGHTER
0:00:24 > 0:00:25WHISPERING
0:00:25 > 0:00:28Yes! I know it's Tom Hanks! Let's start the show!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:43 > 0:00:45Oh!
0:00:45 > 0:00:46Oh!
0:00:46 > 0:00:47Oh!
0:00:47 > 0:00:50Too kind! Too kind. Hello!
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Hello, hello, hello. Welcome one, welcome all.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Yes, exciting news, Tom Hanks is on our show. Yes, he is.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01CHEERING
0:01:03 > 0:01:07He's going to be telling us about his great new thriller, Bridge Of Spies,
0:01:07 > 0:01:11where he plays a lawyer representing a Russian spy.
0:01:11 > 0:01:15To get him to talk, the Americans want to pump him full of drugs.
0:01:15 > 0:01:19You wonder, what would a Russian pumped full of drugs look like?
0:01:19 > 0:01:21LAUGHTER
0:01:21 > 0:01:24I vin again! Hey, let's meet our guests.
0:01:24 > 0:01:25APPLAUSE
0:01:25 > 0:01:27Later we'll have music from comeback kings, Duran Duran.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30CHEERING But first,
0:01:30 > 0:01:32he redefined sketch comedy with Little Britain
0:01:32 > 0:01:35and has now become one of the country's most successful authors,
0:01:35 > 0:01:37selling over eight million books.
0:01:37 > 0:01:40It's the one and only David Walliams!
0:01:40 > 0:01:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh!
0:01:44 > 0:01:46APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Thank you.
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Thank you. Thank you.
0:01:50 > 0:01:52He went from foul-mouthed Malcolm Tucker
0:01:52 > 0:01:55in The Thick Of It to the quick-witted Time Lord in Doctor Who
0:01:55 > 0:01:58and along the way, he's also picked up an Oscar.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00Great Scot, it's Peter Capaldi!
0:02:00 > 0:02:02APPLAUSE Yes!
0:02:03 > 0:02:06Hello, sir. Lovely to see you.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12DRUMROLL And, he's the star of Big, Saving Private Ryan, Toy Story,
0:02:12 > 0:02:13Castaway, Forrest Gump,
0:02:13 > 0:02:15now starring in new Spielberg thriller, Bridge Of Spies -
0:02:15 > 0:02:19please welcome the double Oscar-winning superstar that is...
0:02:19 > 0:02:20Tom Hanks, everybody!
0:02:20 > 0:02:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:24 > 0:02:27- Get these guys a drumroll... - APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:02:27 > 0:02:29APPLAUSE CONTINUES
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Enjoy the drumroll. - Should've had the drumroll.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37It's not right. It's not right.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40- If you shuffle up a little bit there.- OK.- There you go.
0:02:40 > 0:02:42No, the drum roll's very rare, Mr Hanks.
0:02:42 > 0:02:44You have a chimpanzee back there,
0:02:44 > 0:02:46who's been trained to bang out a timpani.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49It's not right - everybody should get a drumroll.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52From now on, from now on. The look is quite startling.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54Thank you, I'm trying to look like your chin.
0:02:54 > 0:02:56LAUGHTER
0:02:58 > 0:02:59Somebody asked - two people.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02I was at a restaurant and one person stopped by and said,
0:03:02 > 0:03:06"Mr Hanks, have you coloured your hair for a role?"
0:03:06 > 0:03:07I said, "Yes, I have."
0:03:07 > 0:03:09Another lady stopped by and said,
0:03:09 > 0:03:12"Mr Hanks, have you STOPPED colouring your hair...
0:03:12 > 0:03:14- LAUGHTER - "..for a role?"
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- I said, "Get her out!" - LAUGHTER
0:03:17 > 0:03:20- But you're... - I'm currently playing the...
0:03:20 > 0:03:24Sully Sullenberger, who landed the American Airways
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- passenger liner in the Hudson River a few years ago.- Wow.
0:03:27 > 0:03:30- So, I'm making that movie right now...- Already, we want to see it.
0:03:30 > 0:03:32- APPLAUSE - Thank you.
0:03:33 > 0:03:34Er...
0:03:34 > 0:03:35Now, we have Doctor Who
0:03:35 > 0:03:39and David Walliams, very famous all over the world. But Peter Capaldi,
0:03:39 > 0:03:42- you're coming to the end of your second season of Doctor Who.- Ah-ha.
0:03:42 > 0:03:46- How are you coping with that sort of fame?- Well, it's lovely.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48- It's sort of...- Is it really lovely?
0:03:48 > 0:03:49LAUGHTER
0:03:49 > 0:03:51Yes, it is.
0:03:51 > 0:03:57Because, er, you can see how, you know, the Doctor's a magical figure.
0:03:57 > 0:04:00He sort of, he exists more powerfully in the imagination
0:04:00 > 0:04:02than he does on the screen.
0:04:02 > 0:04:05So when they actually SEE you,
0:04:05 > 0:04:07in the street...
0:04:07 > 0:04:09kids, you know, they throw their arms around you.
0:04:09 > 0:04:12They are just so pleased to see this character.
0:04:12 > 0:04:15- It's delightful.- Presumably, everybody wants a picture with you?
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Yes. Well, largely, yeah...
0:04:18 > 0:04:21The whole selfie culture, I quite like selfies.
0:04:21 > 0:04:23I quite like it.
0:04:23 > 0:04:25But sometimes there's always someone on the fringes
0:04:25 > 0:04:27that you can see has the phone
0:04:27 > 0:04:30and sort of, you think, they want a selfie, don't they?
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Maybe I should ask them.
0:04:32 > 0:04:36Unfortunately sometimes you do ask them and they say, no.
0:04:36 > 0:04:38LAUGHTER
0:04:38 > 0:04:41It just makes you feel like crap, doesn't it?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44Doesn't it? But I bet it's never happened to you.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47David Walliams, when you meet the fans,
0:04:47 > 0:04:49at Q&As and things like that,
0:04:49 > 0:04:52- presumably they are quite random as an audience?- Yes.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54I went to a school in Manchester.
0:04:54 > 0:04:57One child said.... I said, "Ask anything you want."
0:04:57 > 0:05:00"If you were at the airport and your phone got stolen,
0:05:00 > 0:05:03- "what would you do?" - LAUGHTER
0:05:03 > 0:05:05Can we keep the questions about the book?
0:05:05 > 0:05:09I had a lady come up to me at, um,
0:05:09 > 0:05:13- Lakeside Thurrock shopping centre. Have you ever been there, Tom?- I...
0:05:13 > 0:05:15- tomorrow?- Yeah. - LAUGHTER
0:05:15 > 0:05:18- Do they have a book store? - We'll make a day of it.
0:05:18 > 0:05:21This lady came up, this elderly lady, and said,
0:05:21 > 0:05:23"We've got something in common."
0:05:23 > 0:05:25I was doing a book signing. I said, "Oh, right. What's that?"
0:05:25 > 0:05:27She said, "We've both swum the Channel"
0:05:27 > 0:05:30I said, "Wow. Congratulations, amazing."
0:05:30 > 0:05:32"Thank you very much. How did you find it? It was cold."
0:05:32 > 0:05:36"No, I didn't do mine in the sea, I did mine in the swimming pool."
0:05:36 > 0:05:37LAUGHTER
0:05:37 > 0:05:38I went, "Oh, right.
0:05:38 > 0:05:41"You swam the length of the Channel, 20 miles,
0:05:41 > 0:05:43"you did over a day in a swimming pool."
0:05:43 > 0:05:46"No, I did it over a series of weeks."
0:05:46 > 0:05:47LAUGHTER
0:05:47 > 0:05:50- Well, we've both been swimming. - LAUGHTER
0:05:53 > 0:05:55APPLAUSE
0:05:58 > 0:06:02Now, Tom, lots of your fans in the audience - must be fans everywhere.
0:06:02 > 0:06:03But is it always the same?
0:06:03 > 0:06:06What do people mostly ask you, mostly say to you
0:06:06 > 0:06:10- and shout out to you when they see you?- Oh, er...
0:06:10 > 0:06:13They used to yell, "Houston, we have a problem",
0:06:13 > 0:06:16they used to yell that. They yell, "Run, Forrest, run."
0:06:16 > 0:06:19That's a biggie. Now they just... they just yell...
0:06:21 > 0:06:25- "Wilson!" - APPLAUSE
0:06:25 > 0:06:27They yell a lot of Wilsons everywhere.
0:06:28 > 0:06:31And is it the same... is it the same everywhere?
0:06:31 > 0:06:34- If you're in, you know... - Yes, yes.
0:06:34 > 0:06:38Evidently, Wilson is a universal language word
0:06:38 > 0:06:41that they don't bother dubbing into any other language.
0:06:41 > 0:06:47So, it's in Hindi, it's in Japanese, China, "Wilson!"
0:06:47 > 0:06:48Pretty much all around the world.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50I didn't realise till you were coming this time,
0:06:50 > 0:06:52in Forrest Gump,
0:06:52 > 0:06:54the famous voice that you use as Forrest,
0:06:54 > 0:06:56it came from a specific person.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59Young Michael Connor Humphreys, who played the young Forrest Gump,
0:06:59 > 0:07:00we were trying to...
0:07:00 > 0:07:04Bob Zemeckis came to me, said, "We got a problem on this!"
0:07:04 > 0:07:06There's Michael right there, Sally and Michael.
0:07:06 > 0:07:08- Ah.- He was a very young man.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10He's now a veteran - he served in Afghanistan.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12Bob said, "We got a problem here!
0:07:12 > 0:07:15"You got to teach this kid how to talk the way you want to talk."
0:07:15 > 0:07:19I thought, why don't I just talk the way he talks right now?
0:07:19 > 0:07:21So we started hanging out with him.
0:07:21 > 0:07:24He was from Mississippi, deep in Mississippi.
0:07:24 > 0:07:28He had this hard G at the end of his...
0:07:28 > 0:07:31It wasn't thinking, it was thin-kinga.
0:07:31 > 0:07:35It wasn't making, it was may-kinga.
0:07:35 > 0:07:37So, what does your father do, Michael?
0:07:37 > 0:07:42"My daddy makes ger-ease." That's what he said.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44He said...I don't understand this,
0:07:44 > 0:07:46is grease something you make? "Yees."
0:07:46 > 0:07:48He says, "What do you do with grease?"
0:07:48 > 0:07:52"Well, grease goes into all different sorts of pro-ducts."
0:07:52 > 0:07:53LAUGHTER
0:07:53 > 0:07:55"What products?"
0:07:55 > 0:07:58"Oh, grease goes into lip-sticks."
0:07:58 > 0:08:00LAUGHTER
0:08:00 > 0:08:04I was like, well I'm not...this is it, this is it.
0:08:04 > 0:08:06Somewhere I have cassettes,
0:08:06 > 0:08:10hours and hours of me just making chitchat with a very young Michael.
0:08:10 > 0:08:13- But he doesn't talk like that any more?- No, no. It was just...
0:08:13 > 0:08:16He was seven, eight years old, he was a young man,
0:08:16 > 0:08:19and that was the vernacular that we spoke and it was priceless.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22That's adorable and of course, a huge success for you.
0:08:22 > 0:08:26And the year you won your, that was your second Oscar, wasn't it, Forrest Gump?
0:08:26 > 0:08:28- Well, yes... - Yes, it was, if I must mention it.
0:08:28 > 0:08:31- Er...- Let me put it this way, it was my last one.
0:08:31 > 0:08:33LAUGHTER
0:08:33 > 0:08:35- How about that? - But it was in 1995
0:08:35 > 0:08:37and that was a very special year
0:08:37 > 0:08:40- for the man sitting beside you, Peter Capaldi.- This is what I understand.
0:08:40 > 0:08:43- Because that was the year YOU won an Oscar.- We were there together.
0:08:43 > 0:08:45I won an Oscar, yes, for a little, a short film.
0:08:45 > 0:08:48I didn't even know that they gave Oscars for short films.
0:08:48 > 0:08:49But I'd made this little short film,
0:08:49 > 0:08:51because I was interested in film-making.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54And the next thing I knew I was being telephoned
0:08:54 > 0:08:56and being told that you're nominated for an Oscar.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59We didn't even have any money, we didn't know how to get over there,
0:08:59 > 0:09:02we managed to cobble together enough money to get over there
0:09:02 > 0:09:05and we found ourselves at the Oscars, with yourself...
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- How about that? - ..and lots of other film stars
0:09:08 > 0:09:10and they called my name.
0:09:10 > 0:09:12And I got up on the stage, I looked down,
0:09:12 > 0:09:14it was a huge auditorium, like this.
0:09:14 > 0:09:17It looked to me as if it was full of, you know,
0:09:17 > 0:09:20an Arnold Schwarzenegger lookalike...
0:09:20 > 0:09:22a Steve Martin lookalike, a Tom Hanks lookalike,
0:09:22 > 0:09:24except it was the real thing.
0:09:24 > 0:09:26It was, sort of, orgasmic.
0:09:26 > 0:09:28I don't know how it was for you! For me...
0:09:28 > 0:09:31- LAUGHTER - ..it was orgasmic.
0:09:33 > 0:09:36- But I knew it... - It was my last orgasm...
0:09:36 > 0:09:38LAUGHTER
0:09:38 > 0:09:40But I knew as well it wouldn't last,
0:09:40 > 0:09:43because, obviously, when you've just made a little short film,
0:09:43 > 0:09:46it doesn't have quite the same impact on your career.
0:09:46 > 0:09:49And also, I was an actor, so that just confused everyone.
0:09:49 > 0:09:50But three billion people saw you.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Yeah, but as you know, they take you backstage
0:09:53 > 0:09:56and they put you on a, kind of conveyor belt
0:09:56 > 0:09:58and they take you into a hangar,
0:09:58 > 0:10:00which has got the world's press in it
0:10:00 > 0:10:01and they put you on a stage
0:10:01 > 0:10:05and all those pictures you see of people holding up their Oscar, they're taken on that stage.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09Then they say, "Would anyone like to talk to Peter Capaldi,
0:10:09 > 0:10:12"winner of the Short Film for 1995?"
0:10:13 > 0:10:15LAUGHTER
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Nobody. Not...
0:10:18 > 0:10:21I mean, seriously, not one person.
0:10:21 > 0:10:24As the tumbleweeds blew through... my life.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Have you been at the Oscars?
0:10:26 > 0:10:28Were you going to say, have you got an Oscar?
0:10:28 > 0:10:32- Yes, have you, David?- I think so... - LAUGHTER
0:10:32 > 0:10:35What is the theme of this show if you don't have one?
0:10:35 > 0:10:37I've probably got one.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40- It looks like they're pretty easy to get, David...- Yeah...
0:10:40 > 0:10:42LAUGHTER Have you been, though? Have you been?
0:10:42 > 0:10:44Course I haven't been. Why would I go to the Oscars?
0:10:44 > 0:10:47- It's great, isn't it? - It is so great...
0:10:47 > 0:10:48LAUGHTER
0:10:48 > 0:10:52You get all that great free stuff, chat with Jane Fonda...
0:10:52 > 0:10:53I got to tell you, whatever,
0:10:53 > 0:10:56even if you just win for a short film, they treat you...
0:10:56 > 0:10:58LAUGHTER
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Did you get the gift basket with all the goodies?
0:11:02 > 0:11:05It was actually before I was born that you were there!
0:11:05 > 0:11:06LAUGHTER
0:11:06 > 0:11:08- 1995!?- Yeah...
0:11:09 > 0:11:14We were booked on economy to come back to London,
0:11:14 > 0:11:16cos obviously we'd done this off our own back,
0:11:16 > 0:11:19and I thought, if I turn up at the airport,
0:11:19 > 0:11:23at Los Angeles Airport and place my Oscar,
0:11:23 > 0:11:24surely I'll get upgraded.
0:11:24 > 0:11:26- I didn't.- Oh... - LAUGHTER
0:11:26 > 0:11:28And we were put in economy, it was great,
0:11:28 > 0:11:32- we handed round, everybody in economy held up the Oscar.- Ah!
0:11:32 > 0:11:34It was like A Night At The Opera.
0:11:34 > 0:11:36It was like, all the people in the Titanic underneath,
0:11:36 > 0:11:40all the poor people waving an Oscar. It was great.
0:11:40 > 0:11:42We've enjoyed the Oscar chat, but let's...
0:11:42 > 0:11:44LAUGHTER
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Have you ever won anything?
0:11:46 > 0:11:47LAUGHTER
0:11:49 > 0:11:51APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:11:51 > 0:11:52I did, yeah.
0:11:54 > 0:11:57Did you have perfect attendance in school?
0:11:57 > 0:12:00I did, actually. I did, I got an award for that. So, yes.
0:12:00 > 0:12:02He won the hearts of the nation
0:12:02 > 0:12:05- when he swam the Channel for charity.- Done that? Done that?
0:12:05 > 0:12:06APPLAUSE
0:12:06 > 0:12:08Yeah, you done that?
0:12:10 > 0:12:11Ah-ha.
0:12:11 > 0:12:14Now, listen, Tom Hanks, you bring us a fabulous new movie,
0:12:14 > 0:12:17- your latest collaboration with Steven Spielberg.- Mm-hm.
0:12:17 > 0:12:19Bridge Of Spies. It opens next Thursday.
0:12:19 > 0:12:21- Mark Rylance, there as well. - Oh, yes.
0:12:21 > 0:12:24That man is destined for great things, I must say, Mark Rylance.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27This movie, Bridge Of Spies, I love when this happens,
0:12:27 > 0:12:29when a film can shine a spotlight
0:12:29 > 0:12:33on a story that has slipped through the cracks of history,
0:12:33 > 0:12:36- a story that we should all know, this story?- Well, yes.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39Francis Gary Powers, that's part of the...
0:12:39 > 0:12:41he was the U-2 pilot that was shot over the Soviet Union.
0:12:41 > 0:12:43At first, America said,
0:12:43 > 0:12:46we don't have anybody flying over the Soviet Union.
0:12:46 > 0:12:50Then they said, well, yes, you do. Then we had to cop to it.
0:12:50 > 0:12:52I did not know the story of James Donovan,
0:12:52 > 0:12:56the lawyer that I played that helped facilitate the spy exchange,
0:12:56 > 0:12:59because he had, he'd defended a Soviet spy
0:12:59 > 0:13:01that had been in the United States for 15 years.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04He kept him from the electric chair
0:13:04 > 0:13:06and got him off so that he could live
0:13:06 > 0:13:10and live in order to be exchanged in a classic Cold War moment,
0:13:10 > 0:13:13you know, across the border with East Germany,
0:13:13 > 0:13:14with the American pilot.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17But it is extraordinary, because he was...
0:13:17 > 0:13:20It's a true story and we're very authentic to what actually happened.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23This man was plucked, he was an insurance lawyer?
0:13:23 > 0:13:26- He was a very heroic insurance lawyer, damn you...- OK!
0:13:26 > 0:13:30..as all insurance lawyers are. I think we can all agree with that.
0:13:30 > 0:13:33He had actually been, er, the prosecution team
0:13:33 > 0:13:35for the Nuremberg war trials.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38In the United States, everybody gets a lawyer,
0:13:38 > 0:13:40so he just got this assignment.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42You are going to defend this spy and he did
0:13:42 > 0:13:44and he did such a good job of it
0:13:44 > 0:13:47that when the time game for the spy exchange, the CIA said,
0:13:47 > 0:13:50"We need you to go over and make this work for us.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53"You're going to take this guy and get our guy back."
0:13:53 > 0:13:54This is a clip.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56This is, it's near the beginning of the film
0:13:56 > 0:13:58and it's where we discover that your character and the CIA
0:13:58 > 0:14:02- have very different ideas of how to defend a Russian spy.- Exactly.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04We need to know.
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Don't go boy scout on me.
0:14:08 > 0:14:09We don't have a rule book here.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13You're Agent Hoffman, yeah?
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Yeah.
0:14:14 > 0:14:16German extraction?
0:14:16 > 0:14:17Yeah, so?
0:14:17 > 0:14:22My name's Donovan, Irish, both sides, mother and father.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25I'm Irish. You're German.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27But what makes us both Americans?
0:14:27 > 0:14:29Just one thing.
0:14:30 > 0:14:31One. One, one.
0:14:32 > 0:14:33The rule book.
0:14:34 > 0:14:38We call it the Constitution and we agree to the rules
0:14:38 > 0:14:39and that's what makes us Americans.
0:14:39 > 0:14:42It's all that makes us Americans, so don't tell us there's no rule book.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44And don't nod at me like that, you son of a bitch.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52- CHEERING - There you go!
0:14:52 > 0:14:56- Does that not look rock 'em, sock 'em and action packed?- Sure!
0:14:56 > 0:14:58And I gotta tell ya!
0:14:58 > 0:15:03We had so many quiet scenes of talking over a cocktail in a bar,
0:15:03 > 0:15:06it's going to hold you by the edge of your seat.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09Scene after scene of quiet cocktail chatter.
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Oh, it's hard to pick a clip!- No, no!
0:15:11 > 0:15:14- That's actually very evocative of much of the movie.- Yeah.
0:15:14 > 0:15:17- Now, this is the fourth time...- Yeah. - ..working with Steven Spielberg.
0:15:17 > 0:15:22- So, at this point, like, does he direct you or...?- Oh, yeah.- OK.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25Well, he wants everybody to come in with ideas.
0:15:25 > 0:15:27He wants you to have something.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30Oh, there we are, Mark Rylance is just off camera left there.
0:15:30 > 0:15:32He wants everybody to come with ideas
0:15:32 > 0:15:34that are beyond what's in the script.
0:15:34 > 0:15:38I did some reading at one point and I said, "Hey, I got an idea.
0:15:38 > 0:15:42"Can I play a cold, because it turns out James Donovan,
0:15:42 > 0:15:44"on the flight over to Berlin -
0:15:44 > 0:15:48"it was an unprotected uninsulated military aircraft -
0:15:48 > 0:15:51"and he got a vicious cold and, for four days, he had a stuffed-up head
0:15:51 > 0:15:53"and a sore throat, he was really sick,"
0:15:53 > 0:15:57and he said, "Yeah, that's great! You'll have the cold to begin with
0:15:57 > 0:16:01"and then, at the end, Hoffman will have your cold, see?
0:16:01 > 0:16:04"You'll have a cold and you'll give it to the CIA!"
0:16:04 > 0:16:06So that's the kind of stuff he does all the time. And then, he runs up
0:16:06 > 0:16:09saying, "Ooh! This is great! This is great! What a great idea!"
0:16:09 > 0:16:14"I didn't do anything! I'm glad the boss liked it."
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Peter, about directing - will you ever go back to directing?
0:16:17 > 0:16:19- Cos, you know! - Um, I may do, eventually.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22The trouble with directing is it takes up so much time,
0:16:22 > 0:16:25you know, and I really like acting. I really like being in it.
0:16:25 > 0:16:28And you can do an acting job in three months or something,
0:16:28 > 0:16:31whereas, when you're a director, it takes you a year to do a project,
0:16:31 > 0:16:32another year to get it together.
0:16:32 > 0:16:35- So I... - Maybe if you did a short film?
0:16:35 > 0:16:36LAUGHTER
0:16:40 > 0:16:41APPLAUSE
0:16:41 > 0:16:46- But you could start at the top. - Who knows what could happen?!
0:16:46 > 0:16:48Er, now, I just want to talk about
0:16:48 > 0:16:52- the first film you made with Steven Spielberg, Saving Private Ryan.- OK.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- AUDIENCE MEMBER: Whoo! - Yes! Yeah.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56APPLAUSE GRAHAM: Whoo!
0:16:56 > 0:16:58Is that the toughest shoot you've ever done?
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Cos, I mean, that first 20 minutes,
0:17:00 > 0:17:02- as an audience member, it's gruelling.- Oh!
0:17:02 > 0:17:05We, um... Let me tell you a story.
0:17:05 > 0:17:07I don't know if... There's a gentleman in...
0:17:07 > 0:17:11Oh, there he is. I think he's right between us.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14- See the fella? Go up, up, up. That fella right there.- Yeah?
0:17:14 > 0:17:19I believe, um, we had the scene in which
0:17:19 > 0:17:22we had to go over the side of the landing craft,
0:17:22 > 0:17:26land in the water, struggle up to the shore.
0:17:26 > 0:17:30And then, that gentleman was going to get shot in the chest.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33- Right?- OK.- So we're chatting and I said, "How are you?"
0:17:33 > 0:17:35"Very good, Mr Hanks, very good." "Oh, you're English?"
0:17:35 > 0:17:38- "Oh, yes, yes, I am." - LAUGHTER
0:17:38 > 0:17:40"Have you done many movies before?"
0:17:40 > 0:17:42"No, no, this is my first. This is my first film."
0:17:42 > 0:17:44"Really? Your first movie is with Steven Spielberg?"
0:17:44 > 0:17:46- "Yes, yes, it's very exciting." - LAUGHTER
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I said, "Great. You know what we're doing?"
0:17:48 > 0:17:50"I have been told. I have been briefed."
0:17:50 > 0:17:54I said, "OK, so, once this starts, we go over into the water, right?
0:17:54 > 0:17:55"Are you going to be OK?"
0:17:55 > 0:17:57"Actually, no, I'm not very comfortable in the water."
0:17:57 > 0:17:59LAUGHTER
0:17:59 > 0:18:03I said, "Well, you're just out of luck, my friend,
0:18:03 > 0:18:05"cos we're going over the side and I believe...
0:18:05 > 0:18:08"I think it's shallow enough that we can walk up."
0:18:08 > 0:18:11"Yeah, I hope so too, because I really don't swim very well!"
0:18:11 > 0:18:14I said, "OK, all right!" So we did that
0:18:14 > 0:18:16and we made it that far and now, we're soaking wet
0:18:16 > 0:18:19and we're very cold and we're fighting hypothermia.
0:18:19 > 0:18:22And a special effects fellow comes up and says,
0:18:22 > 0:18:24"All right, guv'nor, we have to rib a squib on you now.
0:18:24 > 0:18:27"Don't worry! This is an electric energy pack, battery's right here.
0:18:27 > 0:18:30"What I'm going to ask you, when the charge goes up, mate,
0:18:30 > 0:18:32"please don't look down, because it might get up in your eyes
0:18:32 > 0:18:34"and it could blind you. All right, off we go."
0:18:34 > 0:18:36LAUGHTER
0:18:36 > 0:18:40So, so now, this fellow, and it's freezing cold,
0:18:40 > 0:18:44and some guy...and, of course, then he gets blown and then he dies,
0:18:44 > 0:18:47- and that was his first day of making a movie.- Wow!
0:18:47 > 0:18:49God bless the gentleman, he was fantastic.
0:18:49 > 0:18:51- APPLAUSE - Wonderful job he did.
0:18:54 > 0:18:57Oddly, I think you would like... David Walliams has many books out,
0:18:57 > 0:19:00but the one at the moment is connected to World War II.
0:19:00 > 0:19:03- It is, it's called Grandpa's Great Escape.- I have a copy.
0:19:03 > 0:19:05And you did proper research?
0:19:05 > 0:19:08I did do research, yes, and I actually went up in a Spitfire.
0:19:08 > 0:19:10I think we've got a picture of you on a Spitfire.
0:19:10 > 0:19:13- Because it's about... - LAUGHTER
0:19:13 > 0:19:14..an ex-World War II pilot.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17You look very jaunty.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19- What does jaunty mean? - Well, something about...
0:19:19 > 0:19:22- You could've said handsome! - Handsome!- But you said jaunty?
0:19:22 > 0:19:24LAUGHTER Well, just because you...
0:19:24 > 0:19:28I mean, could you just say masculine or something?
0:19:28 > 0:19:31- No, I couldn't say that.- No? OK.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33LAUGHTER
0:19:33 > 0:19:36- "You look very jaunty!" - Yes. I could've said handsome.
0:19:36 > 0:19:38This is me just trying to look cool.
0:19:38 > 0:19:40Yes, I went up in a Spitfire to do some research,
0:19:40 > 0:19:43cos I have to explain what it's like to fly in a Spitfire.
0:19:43 > 0:19:46And it's about a grandfather who still thinks he's in World War II,
0:19:46 > 0:19:49he's actually got dementia, and he goes on an adventure with his
0:19:49 > 0:19:53- grandson and they steal a Spitfire from the Imperial War Museum.- Wow.
0:19:53 > 0:19:55And this has already been number one,
0:19:55 > 0:19:58it's probably going to be number one again for Christmas, cos...
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- After this show! - Well, everyone loves your books!
0:20:00 > 0:20:04If Tom Hanks held it up to his face, I think it could be!
0:20:04 > 0:20:06CHEERING
0:20:09 > 0:20:11APPLAUSE
0:20:14 > 0:20:18- While...- Tom, there's another one! Tom! Tom! There's another one!
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Put that one down, there's another one for you.
0:20:20 > 0:20:25- While you're enjoying that, we can be reading The Bear Who Went Boo.- Boo!
0:20:25 > 0:20:28- And this is... - This is for the younger children.
0:20:28 > 0:20:31Now, we don't want to get bogged down in plot, but what's it about?
0:20:31 > 0:20:34- Er, um... - LAUGHTER
0:20:34 > 0:20:36It's... Well...
0:20:36 > 0:20:40- There's a bear, er, a polar bear...- Mm-hm?
0:20:40 > 0:20:45..and one of the things he enjoys doing is saying boo to people.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47And it was actually inspired by my son, actually,
0:20:47 > 0:20:48because he likes going boo to people.
0:20:48 > 0:20:51- So I wrote it for him, really. - And no-one could deny your success.
0:20:51 > 0:20:54- As I said, it's getting on to 9 million books now.- Mm-hm.
0:20:54 > 0:20:57- But why did you...?- Really? Well done!- I know, 9 million books!
0:20:57 > 0:21:01- APPLAUSE - That's, um... That's Tom.
0:21:01 > 0:21:03Thank you. Yeah, well...
0:21:03 > 0:21:05Why did you think of doing it? How did you know...?
0:21:05 > 0:21:08I just had an idea for a story, cos the first book is called
0:21:08 > 0:21:10The Boy In The Dress, and I just had an idea for a story -
0:21:10 > 0:21:13"What would happen if a boy went to school dressed as a girl?
0:21:13 > 0:21:16"How would his friends react? How would his family react?"
0:21:16 > 0:21:18and I wrote that story, it did well
0:21:18 > 0:21:22and then I just kept writing them and that's the eighth novel.
0:21:22 > 0:21:24And, presumably, you're working on more now?
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Yes, because the publisher very much always wants you to write more...
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- Yes!- ..if they've done well, so yeah, I'm writing all the time,
0:21:30 > 0:21:33but I actually love it and, er, the thing about a children's book
0:21:33 > 0:21:36is the only limits are your own imagination,
0:21:36 > 0:21:39because you can go anywhere, because, in a children's book,
0:21:39 > 0:21:42you can take children on an almost incredible fantastical journey
0:21:42 > 0:21:44that you probably can't so much in a book for adults.
0:21:44 > 0:21:47And what's great about kids is, one, they're very loyal.
0:21:47 > 0:21:51- Once they like your books, they love your books.- But they do grow up.
0:21:51 > 0:21:53- Yeah, but...- Which is annoying! - LAUGHTER
0:21:53 > 0:21:56If we could keep these children in the 8-12 bracket,
0:21:56 > 0:22:00- they would keep buying them. - Well, there'll always be more.- Yes.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02They have a tendency, cos people out there, they're only,
0:22:02 > 0:22:05like, 8-12 years away from having a child that will read your book.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08- Good point, good point.- Yes! - Thank you, Tom, good point.
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- Thanks for clearing that up. - Yeah, well, here's how it works.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13LAUGHTER
0:22:13 > 0:22:16APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER
0:22:16 > 0:22:18I'm not going to go there, sorry.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21But no, in terms of children's entertainment, though,
0:22:21 > 0:22:25- can anything ever top Toy Story, ladies and gentlemen?- Oh, dear!
0:22:25 > 0:22:27- CHEERING - Oh, there we are!
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- There you are, but... - There's Tim Allen!- Tim Allen!
0:22:30 > 0:22:32- Tim Allen, the voice of Buzz... - Yeah!
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Last time I saw him, he was giving me an Oscar!
0:22:35 > 0:22:39But the weird thing is that that is so loved, but children,
0:22:39 > 0:22:41when they see you walking down the street, they don't know.
0:22:41 > 0:22:44Countless elevator rides, I'll be in the elevator
0:22:44 > 0:22:48and a mother and child will get on, and the mother will say,
0:22:48 > 0:22:51"It's Woody!" And I'm standing there.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53LAUGHTER
0:22:53 > 0:22:55"It's Woody!"
0:22:55 > 0:22:56And the kid's going...
0:22:58 > 0:23:03And then, the mother tries to explain, "No, the voice is recorded
0:23:03 > 0:23:06"and the actor who is the voice, this is the actor!"
0:23:06 > 0:23:08The kids just don't get it at all.
0:23:08 > 0:23:11They say, "Where's the vest? Where's the cowboy hat?
0:23:11 > 0:23:15"You're not very tall!" And so, I say, "All right, close your eyes."
0:23:15 > 0:23:17And they go, "What?!" "Just close your eyes!"
0:23:17 > 0:23:19- And the kid goes... - LAUGHTER
0:23:19 > 0:23:22Then, I say, "We've gotta get back to Andy's room right away, guys!"
0:23:22 > 0:23:24And then, they go...
0:23:24 > 0:23:27- LAUGHTER Aw!- I really love that one.
0:23:27 > 0:23:30- And...- Because the little kids, they're the most..
0:23:30 > 0:23:33- They're the best.- They love it. - They can't believe it.
0:23:33 > 0:23:35But, for you, it must be lovely to make a film in that way,
0:23:35 > 0:23:38so that you can watch it like an audience member.
0:23:38 > 0:23:41Oh, it's very hard work, animating these films.
0:23:41 > 0:23:45Honestly, they are, because Woody... "Woody!"
0:23:45 > 0:23:48He's like this and the recording sessions go on for four or
0:23:48 > 0:23:52five hours, so I always come out of recording Toy Story sessions...
0:23:52 > 0:23:54We're now recording Toy Story 4,
0:23:54 > 0:23:56- so we're doing that.- Is it done? CHEERING
0:23:56 > 0:24:00It'll be out in 2018, as a matter of fact. It takes a long time.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03But my diaphragm gets a workout, because the...
0:24:03 > 0:24:07- HE GRUNTS AND PANTS:- "The ent... The entire... Guys, come on!"
0:24:07 > 0:24:09- LAUGHTER - By the time I'm leaving,
0:24:09 > 0:24:12I'm driving home and I literally have to put an ice chest
0:24:12 > 0:24:16on my diaphragm, just so I can go home, cos it's clenched throughout.
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- Wow! So Toy Story 4, that's it?- Um, we are working on it right now, yes.
0:24:20 > 0:24:21- AUDIENCE GASPS - Yeah.
0:24:21 > 0:24:24Well, I have a recording session on the 2nd of December.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27- I love that, that noise in the audience.- That's lovely!
0:24:27 > 0:24:29- "Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!"- You know, um...
0:24:29 > 0:24:32Somebody stuck a microphone in my face at some point at something
0:24:32 > 0:24:35and said, "Is there going to be a Toy Story 4?"
0:24:35 > 0:24:37And I said, "Yeah, yeah, I think so!"
0:24:37 > 0:24:41And I got a call from the Disney lawyers the next day.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44They said, "You, contractually, are not allowed to discuss
0:24:44 > 0:24:46"Toy Story 4, it will affect the stock market price
0:24:46 > 0:24:49"of the Disney common stock, so you are no longer..."
0:24:49 > 0:24:51I said, "Hey, I'm sorry!
0:24:51 > 0:24:55"But let me just point out - I'm Woody, pal!"
0:24:55 > 0:24:57LAUGHTER
0:24:57 > 0:24:59- APPLAUSE - "I'll say whatever I want!"
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Aw. Well, now, er...
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Children everywhere can rejoice, because Doctor Who
0:25:05 > 0:25:09continues on Saturday nights on BBC One and tomorrow night's...
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Ooh, it's a big episode tomorrow night, isn't it, Peter?
0:25:12 > 0:25:14- It's a sad one, yes, it's, er... - It's very sad.- It's very sad.
0:25:14 > 0:25:16It's very gripping and very strange.
0:25:16 > 0:25:21It's about mysterious streets that can only be seen if you stand...
0:25:21 > 0:25:24lost streets, they're called trapped streets, and you can only see them
0:25:24 > 0:25:27if you stand in a very specific place, but aliens live in them,
0:25:27 > 0:25:31er, and they're in every city and we discover one.
0:25:31 > 0:25:34But it's the end of the line for Clara Oswald,
0:25:34 > 0:25:38played by Jenna Coleman, who's been by companion for the last two years.
0:25:38 > 0:25:40- She go bye-bye?- She's, er... - LAUGHTER
0:25:40 > 0:25:42It's the end of her story.
0:25:42 > 0:25:45- I don't want to go into the details of it, but...- Is it too upsetting?
0:25:45 > 0:25:47- It's, er... It's... - LAUGHTER
0:25:47 > 0:25:48It's sad. It's sad.
0:25:48 > 0:25:51And have you got a new assistant?
0:25:51 > 0:25:53- I might have. - Is it like, is it like a dog?
0:25:53 > 0:25:55You put one to sleep, then just immediately get a puppy?
0:25:55 > 0:25:57- LAUGHTER - No, it's not like a... No, no.
0:25:57 > 0:26:00- "Jenna's gone to the big film set in the sky!"- That's right!
0:26:00 > 0:26:03This is Maisie Williams. No, is Maisie Williams your new assistant?
0:26:05 > 0:26:07You are so not allowed to talk about this!
0:26:07 > 0:26:09I can't talk about stuff like that.
0:26:09 > 0:26:12- Maisie's great, though, Maisie's in the show.- We know she's in it!
0:26:12 > 0:26:16She's fantastic! She's been in Game of Thrones since she was 12.
0:26:16 > 0:26:19- Wow!- Get out! Really?- And she had her 18th birthday on our show
0:26:19 > 0:26:22and she's very, very assured, you know, and I was...
0:26:22 > 0:26:26You know, we were doing a shot with her and, er, you're me, I'm Maisie,
0:26:26 > 0:26:29and they said, "Action!" and she went like this.
0:26:29 > 0:26:31- LAUGHTER - I said, "What are you doing?"
0:26:31 > 0:26:33She said, "You're in my light."
0:26:33 > 0:26:34LAUGHTER
0:26:34 > 0:26:37That's cos she's been doing this other big show since she was 12,
0:26:37 > 0:26:39but she's lovely, but she's 18,
0:26:39 > 0:26:41so she speaks a completely unknown language.
0:26:41 > 0:26:46Er, so she would teach me cool new things to say, like, er,
0:26:46 > 0:26:47she was going to Glastonbury
0:26:47 > 0:26:50and she was going to see Florence And The Machine
0:26:50 > 0:26:52and she said, "They're really... They're ape!"
0:26:52 > 0:26:55which, apparently, "ape" means great!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57And so it's the new "sick!"
0:26:57 > 0:26:59LAUGHTER
0:26:59 > 0:27:02- Which has taken over from "wicked". - Yes.- Yes.
0:27:02 > 0:27:06- And I only have very old, antiquated...- Ape, yes!- Ape!
0:27:06 > 0:27:08"Ape, dear! Yes!"
0:27:08 > 0:27:11- "We understand that, don't we? Yes!" - LAUGHTER
0:27:11 > 0:27:13Well, we have an exclusive clip. She's not in it.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15- She's not in it.- Er... LAUGHTER
0:27:15 > 0:27:18No, this is an exclusive clip of tomorrow night's episode
0:27:18 > 0:27:24and this is Doctor and Clara flying in the TARDIS high over London.
0:27:24 > 0:27:26The glasses are tracking your eye movements.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28Just keep looking straight down and...
0:27:28 > 0:27:32I know! Focus on the buildings directly below me.
0:27:34 > 0:27:38Whatever they're using, it only hides the street itself.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41It prevents you from noticing there's even something missing.
0:27:41 > 0:27:44They're somehow making our eyes skate right over it.
0:27:44 > 0:27:46Let's call it a misdirection circuit.
0:27:46 > 0:27:48RUMBLING
0:27:51 > 0:27:52SHE SCREAMS
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Clara!
0:27:54 > 0:27:56SHE WHOOPS AND LAUGHS
0:27:59 > 0:28:00SHE WHOOPS
0:28:00 > 0:28:02Hello, London!
0:28:07 > 0:28:09SHE LAUGHS
0:28:10 > 0:28:12I'm good.
0:28:14 > 0:28:15I'm good.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18She enjoyed that...way too much.
0:28:18 > 0:28:22Tell me about it. It's an ongoing problem. Here.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25CHEERING
0:28:26 > 0:28:28She may fall. She may fall.
0:28:29 > 0:28:32Have you ever done any of that acting? That...
0:28:32 > 0:28:34- Oh, that kind of thing?- It's great, isn't it?- No, but I think
0:28:34 > 0:28:37I was in London when you were shooting that, because I saw...
0:28:37 > 0:28:38LAUGHTER
0:28:38 > 0:28:42Now, listen, Tom Hanks, you're famous for being lovely to fans,
0:28:42 > 0:28:45- er, that you're very nice... - I tried to be, yeah.
0:28:45 > 0:28:48- You're very good.- I try to be. - And, David, you're a big fan,
0:28:48 > 0:28:50- but someone else in your family is also a very big fan.- Yes.
0:28:50 > 0:28:52My mum's a big fan and we were in a restaurant,
0:28:52 > 0:28:55in the River Cafe, probably about seven years ago.
0:28:55 > 0:28:59And my mum had drunk a bit too much and she suddenly felt a bit ill and
0:28:59 > 0:29:02I led her outside to the tables and you were sat at one of the tables...
0:29:02 > 0:29:05- Ooh.- ..and she stopped dead and I had to sort of drag her,
0:29:05 > 0:29:08like you would a donkey on a beach, away from you.
0:29:08 > 0:29:10- She was so excited to see you. - Well, how ill was she?
0:29:10 > 0:29:13- You could've stopped by. - She may have thrown up over you!
0:29:13 > 0:29:15- Well, that would not have been... - LAUGHTER
0:29:15 > 0:29:17- She's here. - She's in the audience.- Tonight.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20Let me see if I can figure out who she is. Hmm!
0:29:20 > 0:29:23I can see her already. She's blushing, she's smiling!
0:29:23 > 0:29:26- Look at her! Look at her!- Oh, my.. - She's gearing to go.- Come here, love!
0:29:26 > 0:29:28Come here, darlin'! I see ya!
0:29:28 > 0:29:30CHEERING
0:29:36 > 0:29:38Give us some loving now!
0:29:38 > 0:29:40Aw!
0:29:40 > 0:29:43- Give us some sugar! - Oh, she's going for the hug!
0:29:44 > 0:29:46Have you been drinking?
0:29:46 > 0:29:49You haven't drunk anything? You're totally sober?
0:29:49 > 0:29:51- Have you been smoking? - No.- You haven't been smoking?
0:29:51 > 0:29:54All right, all right! She's a good mum, isn't she?
0:29:54 > 0:29:56- She's a very good mum. - Look at your boy!
0:29:56 > 0:29:58- Ain't you proud of your lad down there?- I'm very proud.
0:29:58 > 0:30:01- 42 million books have been sold! - LAUGHTER
0:30:01 > 0:30:06One of these days, he just might win an Oscar!
0:30:08 > 0:30:11Very lovely, very lovely to meet you.
0:30:12 > 0:30:15Aw! That made her life, that.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18Thank you so much. That's so kind of you.
0:30:18 > 0:30:21- She's...she's a good mom. - Thank you very much.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23- You've got a very good mom.- Cheers.
0:30:23 > 0:30:25LAUGHTER
0:30:25 > 0:30:28No res... No respect for your mother!
0:30:30 > 0:30:32- Was he a good boy?- Yes.
0:30:32 > 0:30:36No, come on. Off the record, was he a good boy?
0:30:36 > 0:30:38- Sometimes.- Aw! - LAUGHTER
0:30:38 > 0:30:42She's showing off now, cos she's met Tom Hanks!
0:30:42 > 0:30:45Now, listen, it is time for music.
0:30:45 > 0:30:48And, I hesitate to ask, cos this is a sort of little-known thing.
0:30:48 > 0:30:52I didn't know, but you are a recording artist.
0:30:52 > 0:30:54- Oh, dear. - LAUGHTER
0:30:54 > 0:30:56Well, let's say I've been forced
0:30:56 > 0:31:00- into the studio at gunpoint on occasion, yes.- Yes!- Yeah?!
0:31:00 > 0:31:04No, you went all kind of hip-hop, rappy on us, didn't you?
0:31:04 > 0:31:07Yes, I have a... I have a...
0:31:07 > 0:31:12I have a rap hit that haunts me for the rest of my days, yes, yes!
0:31:12 > 0:31:15- Cos this was you and...and... - Danny Ackroyd!- Danny Ackroyd.
0:31:15 > 0:31:20We were promoting Dragnet, a motion picture, in 1987, and we sang.
0:31:20 > 0:31:21Of course, everybody can sing along.
0:31:21 > 0:31:24- RAPS:- Look out, Streebek You're just in time
0:31:24 > 0:31:26We have stumbled into a major crime
0:31:26 > 0:31:29She's got the girl all frightened Now, that's not nice!
0:31:29 > 0:31:32I think she is the subject of a sacrifice!
0:31:32 > 0:31:34Buddy, we're putting this party on ice
0:31:34 > 0:31:36But first, you know, we really oughta read 'em their rights
0:31:36 > 0:31:39Read 'em their rights Read 'em their rights...
0:31:39 > 0:31:41LAUGHTER
0:31:41 > 0:31:44- That was, er, that was good! - That was the dance.- And, er...
0:31:44 > 0:31:47- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - That was...
0:31:47 > 0:31:52We... Ha! We did, er, a video. It was choreographed by Paula Abdul,
0:31:52 > 0:31:55believe it or not, yeah, yeah! Choreographed by Paula Abdul.
0:31:55 > 0:32:00And it, er, it was the first thing I'd ever seen on YouTube,
0:32:00 > 0:32:03because my kids were asking about it one day and they said,
0:32:03 > 0:32:06"Dad, we gotta see this stupid thing! Where is it?"
0:32:06 > 0:32:09I said, "Oh, it's on a VHS tape somewhere buried in the basement,"
0:32:09 > 0:32:12and they pulled out YouTube very quick and there it was.
0:32:12 > 0:32:15So my kids now can torture me with this thing.
0:32:15 > 0:32:18- All right. Well, thank you very much for doing that.- Yeah!
0:32:18 > 0:32:21Now, it is actually time for... No, it's time for MORE music!
0:32:21 > 0:32:23Sorry, that was bad! LAUGHTER
0:32:23 > 0:32:26Time for even more music!
0:32:29 > 0:32:31This supergroup have sold over 100 million records
0:32:31 > 0:32:33and filled stadia worldwide
0:32:33 > 0:32:37and now, they're back with their 14th album, Paper Gods.
0:32:37 > 0:32:40Here performing their single What Are The Chances?
0:32:40 > 0:32:42it is the mighty Duran Duran!
0:32:42 > 0:32:44CHEERING
0:32:51 > 0:32:53# Any other day
0:32:53 > 0:32:56# You might have gone walking by
0:32:58 > 0:33:01# Without a second look
0:33:03 > 0:33:05# Any other way
0:33:05 > 0:33:08# But I'm still mystified
0:33:10 > 0:33:12# I'm just trying to change my luck
0:33:14 > 0:33:17# Staring out the world
0:33:17 > 0:33:20# Awaiting for the one
0:33:21 > 0:33:24# But the world won't look away
0:33:26 > 0:33:29# The world does not explain
0:33:30 > 0:33:35# So-o-o-o...
0:33:35 > 0:33:40# What are the chances?
0:33:40 > 0:33:46# We'll never know
0:33:46 > 0:33:52# If we take it for granted
0:33:52 > 0:33:57# A diamond explodes
0:33:58 > 0:34:06# What are the cha-a-ances?
0:34:13 > 0:34:15# Playing with your life
0:34:15 > 0:34:18# Or is it destiny...
0:34:20 > 0:34:22# ..which sets you on a path?
0:34:24 > 0:34:26# Is it out of choice
0:34:26 > 0:34:30# That you're here next to me?
0:34:31 > 0:34:34# Or just the aftermath...
0:34:36 > 0:34:39# ..of moments as they pass?
0:34:40 > 0:34:45# So...
0:34:45 > 0:34:49# What are the chances?
0:34:50 > 0:34:55# We'll never know
0:34:55 > 0:35:02# If we take it for granted
0:35:02 > 0:35:08# A diamond explodes
0:35:08 > 0:35:15# What are the chances?
0:35:39 > 0:35:43# So...
0:35:43 > 0:35:47# What are the chances?
0:35:49 > 0:35:54# We'll never know
0:35:54 > 0:36:00# If we take it for granted
0:36:00 > 0:36:06# A diamond explodes
0:36:06 > 0:36:11# What are the chances?
0:36:11 > 0:36:17# We are lost in the flow
0:36:17 > 0:36:22# And looking for answers
0:36:22 > 0:36:25# Oh, oh, oh, oh! #
0:36:28 > 0:36:30APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:36:32 > 0:36:33Beautiful!
0:36:35 > 0:36:37Duran Duran, everybody!
0:36:37 > 0:36:40Come join us. Come join us, do!
0:36:40 > 0:36:45There you go. You're very welcome. Have a seat. Lovely to see you.
0:36:45 > 0:36:46Hello! Lovely to see you.
0:36:46 > 0:36:49- SIMON:- All right, David? - You all right?- Good to see you.
0:36:49 > 0:36:52Welcome to the show. Come and sit down.
0:36:52 > 0:36:55Everybody chatting!
0:36:55 > 0:37:00Lovely, lovely, lovely, lovely.
0:37:00 > 0:37:02If you... OVERLAPPING CHATTER
0:37:02 > 0:37:05- TOM HANKS:- It's a good life lesson. - We want to know about that.- Yeah?
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Don't squeeze too far. There we go, OK.
0:37:07 > 0:37:10It came to pass, because, the very first time I came to London,
0:37:10 > 0:37:13the football scores were on in the morning
0:37:13 > 0:37:16and it was all these cities I didn't quite understand.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18Where is Stoke? Where is...where is Blatsworth?
0:37:18 > 0:37:20Where is Slough? I didn't know.
0:37:20 > 0:37:23And then along came the score. "And Aston Villa..."
0:37:23 > 0:37:25I said, "Aston Villa!
0:37:25 > 0:37:28"What a beautiful-sounding vacation paradise!"
0:37:28 > 0:37:29LAUGHTER
0:37:29 > 0:37:32- It seems so Roman!- Yeah, it does! - Slightly Roman!
0:37:32 > 0:37:34Lay in the sun and they'll bring me a pina colada
0:37:34 > 0:37:37and I'll just spend two weeks in Aston Villa.
0:37:37 > 0:37:38LAUGHTER
0:37:38 > 0:37:42- If only you knew. Well, you do now! - Well, I do now, yeah!
0:37:42 > 0:37:44- And I'm still with them! - Yeah!- In and out.
0:37:44 > 0:37:47- Unlucky! - LAUGHTER
0:37:47 > 0:37:50Er, Paper Gods is the new album, which is out now!
0:37:50 > 0:37:54On this album, you've collaborated with other people, haven't you?
0:37:54 > 0:37:55- Like Mark Ronson, people like that?- Yeah.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Now, I read somewhere - who was resistant?
0:37:57 > 0:37:59Who thought, "We must not collaborate,
0:37:59 > 0:38:01"we are Duran Duran, keep it pure"?
0:38:01 > 0:38:05Well, I've been...I've been holding on to the microphone very jealously
0:38:05 > 0:38:08- for about 30 years, maybe more. - It's call job insecurity.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10- LAUGHTER - Yeah. And, um...
0:38:10 > 0:38:12I just, I never wanted...
0:38:12 > 0:38:15Whenever you do a collaboration, it's always a vocal collaboration,
0:38:15 > 0:38:17and I just thought I'm going to get sidelined
0:38:17 > 0:38:19and end up the backing vocalist of Duran Duran.
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Nothing wrong with the backing vocals, by the way.
0:38:21 > 0:38:24- LAUGHTER - But, um...- See, they're gone!
0:38:25 > 0:38:27Not on the couch, are they? No!
0:38:27 > 0:38:29LAUGHTER
0:38:29 > 0:38:33Even the drummer made it with his own stool, but he made it!
0:38:34 > 0:38:36- APPLAUSE - We could use some drums!
0:38:36 > 0:38:38That's what happens when you're the drummer!
0:38:39 > 0:38:42And it's not just an album, there's going to be a tour.
0:38:42 > 0:38:44And what's it like touring now?
0:38:44 > 0:38:47It must be very different to touring before.
0:38:47 > 0:38:51Well, when we used to get stuck on the motorway in the snow,
0:38:51 > 0:38:54we'd have to find a red phone box, stop the car,
0:38:54 > 0:38:56get out, someone would get into the phone box
0:38:56 > 0:39:00and we'd say, "Hey, looks like we could be two hours or four hours."
0:39:00 > 0:39:02"We'll see you when we get there."
0:39:02 > 0:39:05Now, actually, you send a text and you say,
0:39:05 > 0:39:07"Well, we're two hours and 22 minutes away."
0:39:07 > 0:39:09Then you send another text saying,
0:39:09 > 0:39:11"We're about two hours and 18 minutes away."
0:39:11 > 0:39:14- It's communication... - That's quite amazing, actually, cos
0:39:14 > 0:39:17when you say, "What's the difference between touring now and then?"
0:39:17 > 0:39:20red phone boxes was not what sprung to my mind.
0:39:20 > 0:39:22LAUGHTER
0:39:22 > 0:39:24Nor mine!
0:39:25 > 0:39:29Very quickly, the album cover... The album cover is beautiful.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32And by the way, how very Shoreditch of me,
0:39:32 > 0:39:34I have a vinyl copy. Um...
0:39:34 > 0:39:37The...the...
0:39:37 > 0:39:42- The artwork relates to various bits of your past.- Yeah.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45And, on the sofa - we've talked about fans tonight -
0:39:45 > 0:39:48on the sofa is a super Duran Duran fan.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50- Tom? Really? - ROGER: Which one is it?
0:39:50 > 0:39:52LAUGHTER
0:39:52 > 0:39:54No, it's David Walliams.
0:39:54 > 0:39:56- I did...- Well, I knew THAT!
0:39:56 > 0:40:00I did my project in music at school on you guys.
0:40:00 > 0:40:02I had lots of facts.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06Like "Simon Le Bon may sound French, but he's actually from Birmingham."
0:40:06 > 0:40:08LAUGHTER
0:40:09 > 0:40:11- JOHN: Pinner! - I'm from Pinner!
0:40:11 > 0:40:13- Are you?- Yeah. - LAUGHTER
0:40:14 > 0:40:16OK, quick test, then -
0:40:16 > 0:40:19can you name the albums or videos that these images come from?
0:40:19 > 0:40:21We'll start with an easy one.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23- View To A Kill. - Yes, even- I- got that.
0:40:23 > 0:40:26Er, what about the pink phone?
0:40:26 > 0:40:29- Um, is that from the Rio video? - Yes, it is!- Yes!- Wow!
0:40:29 > 0:40:32- Good and, actually, so is the cocktail.- Yeah?- Yeah, yeah!
0:40:32 > 0:40:33What about the sumo wrestler?
0:40:33 > 0:40:35Er, Girls on Film video.
0:40:35 > 0:40:38He's good! He's on fire! He's on fire!
0:40:38 > 0:40:41What about the, er, the big fangs?
0:40:41 > 0:40:45- Er, Wild Boys.- Yeah! - Aw, he's genius! Genius! Very good.
0:40:45 > 0:40:46APPLAUSE
0:40:48 > 0:40:50Well, listen, good luck with the album.
0:40:50 > 0:40:53Good luck with the tour. Duran Duran, everybody.
0:40:53 > 0:40:55- Very good!- Thank you! - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:40:57 > 0:41:00TOM DROWNED OUT BY CHEERING
0:41:00 > 0:41:02Right, before we go, just time for a visit
0:41:02 > 0:41:04to the big red chair. Who's there?
0:41:04 > 0:41:07- Hello!- Hello!- Hi, what's your name? - I'm Shelley.
0:41:07 > 0:41:10- Shelley. And where are you from, Shelley?- Beckenham in Kent.- Lovely.
0:41:10 > 0:41:12- Again.- Again! Lovely! - LAUGHTER
0:41:12 > 0:41:14Um...er... So many places to enjoy!
0:41:14 > 0:41:17- And what do you do there? - I'm a secretary.
0:41:17 > 0:41:20- In what sort of firm? - Landscaping.- Oh, landscaping!
0:41:20 > 0:41:23You can say that! You won't get fired! Is this about you
0:41:23 > 0:41:26- stealing things from the office? - No, it's from an old job.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28- OK. Oh, it's your old job? - Yeah.- Let's be very...
0:41:28 > 0:41:33- This is not where she works now!- No! No.- OK, off you go with your story.
0:41:33 > 0:41:37OK, I used to work for a well-known funeral directors and...
0:41:37 > 0:41:39Can I just say? I'm already loving this story.
0:41:39 > 0:41:43- LAUGHTER This is going to be good! OK!- OK.
0:41:43 > 0:41:47So, one day, an elderly gentleman was brought into the chapel of rest.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51Um, and he had taken a Viagra pill...
0:41:51 > 0:41:55- Oh!- ..and unfortunately passed away by making passionate love
0:41:55 > 0:41:58to his young dollybird of a wife.
0:41:58 > 0:42:02The next day, when we went to obviously put the coffin lid on,
0:42:02 > 0:42:04- there was...- No!
0:42:04 > 0:42:06HUGE LAUGHTER No! This could not be true!
0:42:06 > 0:42:08It's very true.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11Unfortunately, he wasn't the only thing that was stiff.
0:42:11 > 0:42:14APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER
0:42:14 > 0:42:17- BOING!- You know, he'd just got out of jail! He's a hardened criminal!
0:42:19 > 0:42:22- TOM:- A hardened criminal! You're bad!
0:42:22 > 0:42:25- That's incredible! - Very true.- Well, I...
0:42:25 > 0:42:29Well, I dread to... I'm going to ask. What did you do?
0:42:29 > 0:42:32- LAUGHTER - Er...- Did you put a Bible on it?
0:42:32 > 0:42:36- Was it a...?- We had major problems putting the lid on, put it this way.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Yeah, all right! I think she can walk.
0:42:38 > 0:42:42- It's a fantastic testament to Viagra, isn't it?- It actually is!
0:42:42 > 0:42:46- Yes!- That is right. "I'm dead!" - Even in death!- Yeah!
0:42:48 > 0:42:50- You can walk. You can walk. - Thank you.
0:42:50 > 0:42:52- Well done!- Yay!- Well done! CHEERING
0:42:53 > 0:42:55Well done in the big red chair!
0:42:55 > 0:42:59If you'd like to join us on the show and have a go in that chair, you can.
0:42:59 > 0:43:02Contact us via our website at this very address.
0:43:02 > 0:43:04Ladies and gentlemen, that is it for tonight.
0:43:04 > 0:43:07Please say thank you to all my guests - Duran Duran!
0:43:07 > 0:43:09- APPLAUSE AND CHEERING - Thank you! Thank you!
0:43:09 > 0:43:13David Walliams! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:43:13 > 0:43:15Peter Capaldi! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:43:15 > 0:43:18And Mr Tom Hanks!
0:43:18 > 0:43:20APPLAUSE AND HUGE CHEER
0:43:20 > 0:43:25- Holy cow!- It's so sensitive! - I don't know how that happened!
0:43:25 > 0:43:27- Oh, my God!- It's incredible!
0:43:28 > 0:43:34Join me next week with music from The Corrs and a sofa of acting royalty.
0:43:34 > 0:43:36We've got James McAvoy, Daniel Radcliffe,
0:43:36 > 0:43:39Benedict Cumberbatch and Johnny Depp.
0:43:39 > 0:43:40- AUDIENCE:- Ooh! - I'll see you then.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42Goodnight, everybody! Bye-bye!