0:00:02 > 0:00:04A show of two halves tonight. On one hand, Victor Frankenstein stars
0:00:04 > 0:00:07Daniel Radcliffe and James McAvoy.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11On the other hand, Black Mass stars Johnny Depp and Benedict Cumberbatch.
0:00:11 > 0:00:15It's monsters V mobsters! Let's start the show!
0:00:19 > 0:00:26This programme contains some strong language
0:00:31 > 0:00:34Oh, too kind! Too kind!
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Too kind! Thank you very much.
0:00:37 > 0:00:40Thank you very much! Good evening and welcome! Lots of excitement tonight.
0:00:40 > 0:00:44Yes, in a minute, Johnny and Benedict will be here, ladies and gentlemen.
0:00:44 > 0:00:46CHEERING Yes, they will!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Calm down. Calm down, Cumberbitches
0:00:52 > 0:00:56and Depp - I don't know what Depp's are. Depprobates? I don't know.
0:00:56 > 0:00:59Later, I'll be joined by the stars of the new movie Victor Frankenstein -
0:00:59 > 0:01:01James McAvoy and Daniel Radcliffe will be here,
0:01:01 > 0:01:04ladies and gentlemen, yes, they will. CHEERING
0:01:08 > 0:01:11James plays Dr Frankenstein
0:01:11 > 0:01:15and Daniel is his assistant, Igor. You know Igor.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17Here's a picture of Daniel
0:01:17 > 0:01:20with the instructions for building the monster.
0:01:20 > 0:01:24You know what it's like, they're never easy to follow, are they? No.
0:01:24 > 0:01:27LAUGHTER "Finished!"
0:01:27 > 0:01:30That's all to come, plus music from the fabulous Corrs!
0:01:30 > 0:01:33The Corrs are back! CHEERING
0:01:33 > 0:01:37But, first, he's the Oscar-nominated star who's won legions of fans
0:01:37 > 0:01:40from his roles in Star Trek, The Hobbit and The Imitation Game and,
0:01:40 > 0:01:43of course, his tour de force as Sherlock Holmes.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Please welcome Benedict Cumberbatch!
0:01:45 > 0:01:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:48 > 0:01:50Hello, sir. How nice to see you.
0:01:50 > 0:01:54Welcome. Thank you very much for doing this.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58And one of our most brilliant and versatile actors, playing characters
0:01:58 > 0:02:02from Edward Scissorhands to Willy Wonka and Captain Jack Sparrow,
0:02:02 > 0:02:05currently getting the best reviews of his career in the new mobster biopic
0:02:05 > 0:02:08Black Mass, it is Johnny Depp, everybody!
0:02:08 > 0:02:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yes, it is!
0:02:12 > 0:02:14Wow!
0:02:15 > 0:02:19Hello, sir, lovely to see you. Sit down.
0:02:21 > 0:02:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUES
0:02:28 > 0:02:31You're both very welcome. Lovely to see you both.
0:02:31 > 0:02:34- Thank you very much.- Thank you. - I feel like we're so far apart.
0:02:34 > 0:02:37Snuggle, snuggle. There you go.
0:02:37 > 0:02:39That's adorable.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Ladies and gentlemen, before we do another thing,
0:02:42 > 0:02:44we should congratulate you, Benedict Cumberbatch.
0:02:44 > 0:02:48- The last time you were here, since then, you've become a daddy.- I have.
0:02:48 > 0:02:51- CHEERING AND WHOOPING - Thank you very much.
0:02:52 > 0:02:54And a husband as well.
0:02:54 > 0:02:57- Of course, you got married. - Yes. I did both things.
0:02:57 > 0:03:02- And in the right order. Well done.- Just.
0:03:02 > 0:03:05Was it a Cumber-boy or a Cumber-girl?
0:03:05 > 0:03:06It is a Cumber-boy.
0:03:06 > 0:03:08LAUGHTER
0:03:08 > 0:03:14- Lovely.- A Cumberbatch boy. - He's aiming for a batch.
0:03:14 > 0:03:17- He'll go for a batch.- I might go for a batch of Cumbers.- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:03:17 > 0:03:19I'll just have a batch right now.
0:03:21 > 0:03:22Cheers.
0:03:22 > 0:03:26Cheers, sir, cheers. Yes, cheers.
0:03:26 > 0:03:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:33 > 0:03:37It's like we're on a balcony looking at people in the streets. Well done.
0:03:37 > 0:03:40LAUGHTER
0:03:40 > 0:03:43In New Orleans.
0:03:43 > 0:03:45Johnny, you've spent a lot of time in London.
0:03:45 > 0:03:49Is this a kind of home from home? No.
0:03:49 > 0:03:53You asked the question and then you said no.
0:03:53 > 0:03:55It's sort of a no-yes, really.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58I end up here a lot, working.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00A lot of location stuff here.
0:04:00 > 0:04:03- Well, you're very welcome. - Thank you very much.
0:04:03 > 0:04:07I was trying to get the, you know, the sir thing.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10Yes! Sir Johnny Depp.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12Have you met any royalty along the way?
0:04:12 > 0:04:17Yeah, I did, yeah. Prince Charles and, um...
0:04:17 > 0:04:19The other one.
0:04:19 > 0:04:21LAUGHTER
0:04:21 > 0:04:24That one.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Came to the premiere of Finding Neverland.
0:04:28 > 0:04:33- Oh, OK.- Yeah. And I, sort of, shook his hand.
0:04:34 > 0:04:38He was, sort of, "Oh, rather."
0:04:39 > 0:04:42I didn't understand a word he said.
0:04:42 > 0:04:46And I don't think that he understood a word I said.
0:04:46 > 0:04:50So it wasn't very meaningful, necessarily.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53And "that one..."
0:04:53 > 0:04:55seemed nice, actually.
0:04:55 > 0:05:00- She did.- I think the knighthood's in the post.- Yeah.
0:05:00 > 0:05:05The weird thing is, when you search online for people who have taken
0:05:05 > 0:05:08selfies and stuff with your good self, Johnny Depp,
0:05:08 > 0:05:12it seems it's not that hard to look like Johnny Depp.
0:05:12 > 0:05:16- This is just...- Wow. That's a bold claim.
0:05:16 > 0:05:20No, no, wait. Here are some people out for the night.
0:05:20 > 0:05:24"Oh, my God! Just met Johnny Depp and fed him a hot dog."
0:05:24 > 0:05:28LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:05:33 > 0:05:37- As long as she's happy. She's happy. - She's very, very happy.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41Obviously, you're here to talk about Black Mass, which is terrific.
0:05:41 > 0:05:44And the thing is, in Boston, when you were there,
0:05:44 > 0:05:46it must have caused a sensation,
0:05:46 > 0:05:49but then, double the chaos, because, Benedict Cumberbatch,
0:05:49 > 0:05:53- wherever you go, you have very ardent fans. MUFFLED:- I do.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56- He said, "I do." - I said I do.
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Via the medium of a gin and tonic, I said I do, yes.
0:05:59 > 0:06:02And somebody saw Benedict on location in Boston.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05We've got a picture of you on set that day.
0:06:05 > 0:06:07And so, she saw Benedict
0:06:07 > 0:06:11and immediately rushed home and went on to Reddit.
0:06:11 > 0:06:16She goes, "I saw BostonBatch," cos that's your name in Boston.
0:06:16 > 0:06:19- It's an adaptable surname.- Yes. "I saw Boston Batch this morning.
0:06:19 > 0:06:22"Bury me in a Y-shaped coffin for I am deaded."
0:06:22 > 0:06:25So, she writes, "Bitches, he is fine."
0:06:25 > 0:06:27LAUGHTER
0:06:27 > 0:06:29"He was wearing the blue hat, a dark blue polo shirt,
0:06:29 > 0:06:31"the grey pants and white shoes.
0:06:31 > 0:06:34"He's taller than I thought - I suspected he was about 5'11"
0:06:34 > 0:06:37- "wannabe six-footer..." - How dare you!
0:06:37 > 0:06:39"..and ripped."
0:06:39 > 0:06:41LAUGHTER
0:06:41 > 0:06:45"Like, really much more muscly than I was expecting.
0:06:45 > 0:06:48"Those arms, dat ass..."
0:06:48 > 0:06:51LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:06:51 > 0:06:54"..and the arm veins were in full effect. Popping.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57"There was not an ounce of fat on that man, it's all muscle,
0:06:57 > 0:06:59"sinewy, wholesome goodness.
0:06:59 > 0:07:04"And the hat looks better in real life, too."
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- What was wrong with the hat? - The last paragraph is where
0:07:07 > 0:07:09you just kind of think, "Whoa."
0:07:09 > 0:07:12"I couldn't smell him.
0:07:12 > 0:07:15"I really tried.
0:07:15 > 0:07:17"He was so close that, had he been wearing cologne,
0:07:17 > 0:07:19"I think I would've been able to tell.
0:07:19 > 0:07:23"Just the lightest Cumbermusk in the Boston sunshine."
0:07:23 > 0:07:27LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Are you getting it, Johnny?
0:07:27 > 0:07:28Cumbermusk.
0:07:31 > 0:07:34I must waft my musk in your general direction.
0:07:34 > 0:07:38I gotta tell you, I can finally admit that I wrote that.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:07:41 > 0:07:43It's true.
0:07:43 > 0:07:45Driving me wild.
0:07:45 > 0:07:49My popping veins in my arms...
0:07:49 > 0:07:53We must talk about Black Mass. This movie...
0:07:53 > 0:07:55CHEERING
0:07:55 > 0:07:57..it's kind of an instant classic.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59It's had brilliant, brilliant reviews.
0:07:59 > 0:08:03It's out now and it's the true story about mobster Whitey Bulger and,
0:08:03 > 0:08:05Johnny, you play Whitey Bulger.
0:08:05 > 0:08:08Were you aware... In this country, I'd never heard of Whitey Bulger.
0:08:08 > 0:08:11- Is he famous in America? Did you know about him?- He is.
0:08:11 > 0:08:15There was a sort of fascination
0:08:15 > 0:08:18with Mr Bulger.
0:08:18 > 0:08:22He ran south Boston
0:08:22 > 0:08:28for a number of years as this...
0:08:28 > 0:08:31Well, gangster, you know.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34Meanwhile, his brother was state senator
0:08:34 > 0:08:38and very high up in the political ranks.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41But, yeah, I just found him fascinating.
0:08:41 > 0:08:45The fact that he was able to escape the Feds
0:08:45 > 0:08:49and live on the run for 16 years.
0:08:49 > 0:08:50When they found him,
0:08:50 > 0:08:53he was in a tiny little apartment in Santa Monica.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56The walls were filled with all kinds of weapons
0:08:56 > 0:08:59and 800,000 in cash.
0:08:59 > 0:09:05And he was living, you know, with his girlfriend, feeding cats.
0:09:05 > 0:09:10Wow. Watching it, you know it's a true story, but it's sort of
0:09:10 > 0:09:13- unbelievable...- Yeah. - ..that it was allowed to go on.
0:09:13 > 0:09:15If you pitched this as a movie script...
0:09:15 > 0:09:19Yeah, cos, actually, Whitey Bulger was in league with the FBI.
0:09:19 > 0:09:26He was approached by the character that Joel Edgerton plays
0:09:26 > 0:09:29to make a deal with the Feds
0:09:29 > 0:09:33to give information about his enemies,
0:09:33 > 0:09:36which were from northern Boston,
0:09:36 > 0:09:40the Italians, the Cosa Nostra up there.
0:09:40 > 0:09:43And they, you know, in a sense,
0:09:43 > 0:09:47they gave Jimmy Bulger free rein
0:09:47 > 0:09:50to do whatever he had to do.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53When you see a picture of him, you don't immediately think,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56"Oh, Johnny Depp, what great casting." But your transformation
0:09:56 > 0:09:59- is extraordinary in the film. - That's kind, thank you.
0:09:59 > 0:10:03That is Johnny Depp. That's not him, that's Johnny Depp.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05So, Benedict...
0:10:05 > 0:10:08I didn't meet Johnny Depp. I met Whitey Bulger.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11We met on the set and they'd been going for a while -
0:10:11 > 0:10:13I think almost a month or so.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16You know, it was this extraordinary thing.
0:10:16 > 0:10:18I didn't meet Johnny Depp, I met Whitey Bulger.
0:10:18 > 0:10:22And I only met, physically, what Johnny looks like
0:10:22 > 0:10:25almost a year later in England when he was doing something here
0:10:25 > 0:10:28and I was in the same studio and I put my head around the corner
0:10:28 > 0:10:31and went, "Hello." It set our friendship back about six notches.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34I was at the embarrassed, "Oh, my God, I'm meeting Johnny Depp," stage
0:10:34 > 0:10:37rather than somebody who'd already just played his brother.
0:10:37 > 0:10:42So, for you, it's a challenging thing to play a person from Boston,
0:10:42 > 0:10:44but you're playing someone who's
0:10:44 > 0:10:47a well-known, well-liked local figure.
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- That's a lot of pressure. - It is a bit, it is a bit.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53On the first day, I was leading this big St Patrick's Day parade,
0:10:53 > 0:10:55which he did as President of the State Senate
0:10:55 > 0:10:57and there he is doing it.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00And the guy behind me was leading a pipe band.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02It was the most amazing day of filming, actually.
0:11:02 > 0:11:07It was just this incredible array of people doing very authentic work
0:11:07 > 0:11:09from that period in recreating this parade.
0:11:09 > 0:11:12And this guy doing the pipes behind me said, "Who are you playing?"
0:11:12 > 0:11:16I went, "Billy Bulger." "You look nothing like him."
0:11:16 > 0:11:20I'll get back on the plane, then.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23In all honesty, I had a couple of prosthetics put on my cheeks to try
0:11:23 > 0:11:27and get me a little bit rounder face, cos of my weird long face.
0:11:27 > 0:11:31And I was, actually - God bless that woman/Johnny Depp for noticing that
0:11:31 > 0:11:35I was quite muscly at the time, because I'd been working out a lot,
0:11:35 > 0:11:36cos I'm taller than him,
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- to try and look broader so I could try and play squatter.- Oh!
0:11:39 > 0:11:42LAUGHTER
0:11:42 > 0:11:45That came with a lot of work. I didn't wake up looking like that.
0:11:45 > 0:11:50- Does that not make you feel better, though?- Ohh...
0:11:50 > 0:11:52Crushed her again.
0:11:52 > 0:11:55THEY LAUGH
0:11:55 > 0:11:57So, yeah, it was a lot of fun.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00It's unbelievable. You're both great in it.
0:12:00 > 0:12:03This is a clip from the movie and this is the two of you
0:12:03 > 0:12:06- spending some quality family time. - Mm.
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Gin.
0:12:18 > 0:12:20Come on. Not again.
0:12:20 > 0:12:23You're not paying attention.
0:12:23 > 0:12:27Can't you see I'm after hearts and you just keep feeding me hearts.
0:12:27 > 0:12:30I'm getting creamed over here.
0:12:30 > 0:12:32Didn't you learn nothing in prison?
0:12:32 > 0:12:35All those hours and no-one taught you how to play gin.
0:12:35 > 0:12:38Well, they didn't teach me how to cheat against my mom.
0:12:38 > 0:12:41Look, here's my cards, count 'em.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44Hey, Ma, did you hear old Mother Burke died over on Baker Street?
0:12:44 > 0:12:48- No-one found her for a couple of weeks.- That's right.
0:12:48 > 0:12:50When they broke down the door,
0:12:50 > 0:12:53the cats had devoured the best part of her.
0:12:54 > 0:12:57That's beautiful, Ma. Who's hungry?
0:12:57 > 0:13:01I'm out. I got creamed. I'm going to take a nap. Thanks for cheating, Ma.
0:13:01 > 0:13:03See you later.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:09 > 0:13:14Watching the movie, it happens so fast, you forget it's Johnny Depp.
0:13:14 > 0:13:17- It's weird.- I hope so. That's the...
0:13:17 > 0:13:19That's the goal, you know.
0:13:19 > 0:13:22And, you know, obviously you go through creating characters,
0:13:22 > 0:13:27but to come up with something as quirky as Captain Jack...
0:13:27 > 0:13:29WHOOPING Yes.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32APPLAUSE
0:13:32 > 0:13:34But then, to have him be so loved...
0:13:34 > 0:13:39and we've seen those pictures of you when you visit hospitals and schools
0:13:39 > 0:13:45and that must be an amazing gift to be able to give those people.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48I mean, for me, it's the gift. They're giving me the gift,
0:13:48 > 0:13:52because to go into a place...
0:13:52 > 0:13:55where, you know, I mean...
0:13:55 > 0:13:59I've spent time in Great Ormond Street,
0:13:59 > 0:14:02where I was the parent,
0:14:02 > 0:14:07when my daughter was ill, and it was...
0:14:07 > 0:14:09I mean, I've known darkness in my life,
0:14:09 > 0:14:12but that was the darkest period ever.
0:14:12 > 0:14:16It was when I was doing Sweeney and...
0:14:16 > 0:14:20I'd always done these visits, but after that, the visits became
0:14:20 > 0:14:22more and more important,
0:14:22 > 0:14:26because the kids, bless them,
0:14:26 > 0:14:31they're so strong, they're so courageous...
0:14:31 > 0:14:36but the parents are the ones who are slowly dying,
0:14:36 > 0:14:42and to be able to bring a smile or a giggle to these people...
0:14:42 > 0:14:46it means everything in the world to me, you know. Far more than...
0:14:46 > 0:14:49APPLAUSE
0:14:54 > 0:14:56And, obviously, another great creation,
0:14:56 > 0:14:59Benedict's Sherlock Holmes, ladies and gentlemen.
0:14:59 > 0:15:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:03 > 0:15:09On Mastermind there. 1900s.
0:15:09 > 0:15:12I have to ask...I know you can't tell me anything,
0:15:12 > 0:15:16- so Christmas, it's back.- Yes.- Is it just one episode at Christmas?
0:15:16 > 0:15:18- You can tell me that. - Yes.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Sorry, that was bad. Yes, it's just a one-off Christmas special.
0:15:22 > 0:15:25- Is that the one where...?- I rang up the other day and, literally, like,
0:15:25 > 0:15:28"No, I can't talk about that, can't talk about that, can't really
0:15:28 > 0:15:31"talk about that. Whatever can I talk about on this sofa?"
0:15:31 > 0:15:33No, it's great, it's fantastic and I haven't seen it,
0:15:33 > 0:15:35so I can't even say that, really.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38But is this the one? Cos we've seen some stills -
0:15:38 > 0:15:41- this is the one set in... - Old Victorian London, yeah,
0:15:41 > 0:15:46the original Conan Doyle setting.
0:15:46 > 0:15:48- Fog and all. - And it's one episode?
0:15:48 > 0:15:50You'll just have to wait and see.
0:15:50 > 0:15:52All right, I did ask!
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I can't take it, please!
0:15:55 > 0:15:57I beg you!
0:15:57 > 0:15:59Now, along with great fame comes great fandom
0:15:59 > 0:16:01and along with great fandom come weirdos.
0:16:01 > 0:16:04LAUGHTER
0:16:04 > 0:16:07We have discussed this on the show before -
0:16:07 > 0:16:09I don't know, are you aware of this, Johnny Depp?
0:16:09 > 0:16:12That when Benedict became famous,
0:16:12 > 0:16:17one of the first things that happened was his fans - this is so random -
0:16:17 > 0:16:22his fans decided that he looked very like an otter. Are you aware of this?
0:16:22 > 0:16:24I'm sorry?
0:16:24 > 0:16:25LAUGHTER
0:16:25 > 0:16:29You would think, We've shown these before, these are classics.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32- An otter?- Otter, you know, a creature.- Him, an otter?- Yeah.
0:16:32 > 0:16:36- He looks like an otter.- I can only imagine what mine would be!
0:16:36 > 0:16:39We may find out. Here is a classic otter.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41And you think...it does look...
0:16:41 > 0:16:44LAUGHTER
0:16:44 > 0:16:47Here is a more expressive otter.
0:16:47 > 0:16:48And, see?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50LAUGHTER
0:16:50 > 0:16:53And this next one you would think, "How can he look like this?"
0:16:53 > 0:16:56And here you go, there he is.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- Now... - May I say one thing?- Yes.
0:16:58 > 0:17:01Someone has a lot of time on their hands.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04You know what's annoying, though? They don't have enough time
0:17:04 > 0:17:07on their hands, because there aren't really any more out there.
0:17:07 > 0:17:10- So, would you be up for matching some pictures of otters?- Yeah.
0:17:10 > 0:17:12I'll return the favour, yes.
0:17:12 > 0:17:14AMERICAN ACCENTS: And then, it'll go viral and it'll be great.
0:17:14 > 0:17:17- It'll be super.- It'll be amazing. - People will like viral pictures
0:17:17 > 0:17:20of me and an otter and will go and see a film about a violent gangster,
0:17:20 > 0:17:25- yay! - You know how this works!
0:17:25 > 0:17:27I'm sort of scared of otters.
0:17:27 > 0:17:30You won't be after... Well, actually, this first otter,
0:17:30 > 0:17:34I'm afraid, it's the dark side of the otter kingdom.
0:17:34 > 0:17:36This is angry otter.
0:17:36 > 0:17:40LAUGHTER
0:17:40 > 0:17:44It makes you love otters. Can you do that? Can you try it?
0:17:44 > 0:17:46It's good!
0:17:46 > 0:17:49LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Excellent.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- That's really good. - Was it all right?
0:17:52 > 0:17:56OK, this next one is also a slightly aggressive otter.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00It's a bit fisty, it's a bit like, "Why I outta...!"
0:18:00 > 0:18:02Other way.
0:18:02 > 0:18:05LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:18:05 > 0:18:08These are good, these are good.
0:18:08 > 0:18:12They start to get more challenging. They start to get more challenging.
0:18:12 > 0:18:15What the hell? Can you attempt that?
0:18:15 > 0:18:18Yeah. OK...
0:18:18 > 0:18:22- Tongue that way.- I go to that one and it's the other way!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24This is really weird.
0:18:26 > 0:18:28Very good!
0:18:28 > 0:18:30LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:18:30 > 0:18:32Now, this is an opportunity for...
0:18:32 > 0:18:36Is that casting for my next role as an otter?
0:18:36 > 0:18:39No, no, you're in it. You're the star.
0:18:39 > 0:18:42This is an opportunity for myself and Johnny
0:18:42 > 0:18:45to channel our inner otter. This is a nice three shot.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48LAUGHTER
0:18:48 > 0:18:53- If you lean in, I'll lean in.- Oh, to me?- Yes, you're in the middle.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56- Wait, wait, what's the face on the other...?- OK, OK.
0:18:56 > 0:19:00LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:19:00 > 0:19:02Adorable. Adorable.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10So then, we found this picture.
0:19:10 > 0:19:15We found this picture of an otter, look at this. Look at this.
0:19:15 > 0:19:18Let's have a close-up of the face. You've never seen a happier creature
0:19:18 > 0:19:22on planet Earth. Look how happy this otter is with his new teddy bear.
0:19:22 > 0:19:23LAUGHTER
0:19:23 > 0:19:25The teddy bear doesn't look very happy.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27No, the teddy bear's quite depressed.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30"I've been given to a mammal."
0:19:30 > 0:19:33I sent out the command, I picked up my phone and I went,
0:19:33 > 0:19:36"We'll need a big teddy bear."
0:19:36 > 0:19:40However, the word "big" is relative.
0:19:40 > 0:19:43They've gone with a really enormous teddy bear.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45- So, it's over there.- Ah!
0:19:45 > 0:19:49- LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE - Wow!
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Isn't that amazing?
0:20:03 > 0:20:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:08 > 0:20:10That is genius.
0:20:10 > 0:20:13- I've always wanted to do something...- Oh, oh, oh, oh.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16It's just, there's something... I don't know, there's something
0:20:16 > 0:20:19about it that makes me want to kind of do this.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Oh!
0:20:21 > 0:20:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:20:32 > 0:20:36- Don't kick the bear! - Think I'm a cute otter?
0:20:36 > 0:20:40LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:20:41 > 0:20:43Your otter business is over.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47That's versatility.
0:20:47 > 0:20:50DROWNED OUT BY APPLAUSE
0:20:50 > 0:20:53Well done to all the otters.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56We're out of time, so all that remains to do is remind everybody
0:20:56 > 0:20:58that Black Mass is out now.
0:20:58 > 0:21:02It's a stunning, stunning film. You're both so good in it.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05Please, go and see it. Huge thank you to Mr Benedict Cumberbatch
0:21:05 > 0:21:07and Johnny Depp, everybody.
0:21:07 > 0:21:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:12 > 0:21:15Right. Right.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18My next guests tonight are two
0:21:18 > 0:21:20of our finest young actors.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22One came to our attention in brilliant films
0:21:22 > 0:21:25like the Last King Of Scotland and Atonement,
0:21:25 > 0:21:27and then found global acclaim
0:21:27 > 0:21:30as the young Professor Xavier in the X-Men series.
0:21:30 > 0:21:33The other has made the leap from most successful child actor of all time
0:21:33 > 0:21:37to star in movies like the Woman In Black and Kill Your Darlings.
0:21:37 > 0:21:41They're now starring together in Victor Frankenstein. Here's a taste.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43Victor.
0:21:44 > 0:21:46Igor.
0:21:46 > 0:21:50- I'm so glad you've come!- Victor, Finnegan tried to have me killed.
0:21:50 > 0:21:53I believe he intends to kill you when you've outlived your usefulness
0:21:53 > 0:21:54and given him what he wants.
0:21:54 > 0:21:57Now, we could still get out of this, but you must stop this experiment.
0:21:57 > 0:22:00- Father has sent you. - Don't be ridiculous!
0:22:00 > 0:22:03He'll stop at nothing and you don't know what he's capable of.
0:22:04 > 0:22:07- I don't care. - What?
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Finnegan's motives mean nothing to me.
0:22:09 > 0:22:12I will turn the tide of human existence here tonight
0:22:12 > 0:22:18and this world, which has spurned me, will forever remember my name.
0:22:18 > 0:22:20No, no, if you do what he asks no-one will remember
0:22:20 > 0:22:22Frankenstein the man, only the monster.
0:22:22 > 0:22:25Ooh, angry face!
0:22:25 > 0:22:28Please welcome James McAvoy and Daniel Radcliffe.
0:22:28 > 0:22:32CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:36 > 0:22:40INDISTINCT GREETINGS
0:22:47 > 0:22:50- Daniel's changed! - I know!- Yes.
0:22:50 > 0:22:53- What happened to you? Head lice, what happened?- Yes. Exactly.
0:22:53 > 0:22:56I've just finished filming a film called Imperium,
0:22:56 > 0:22:59which is about an FBI agent that goes undercover with a bunch of
0:22:59 > 0:23:02sort of Nazi skinheads. Well, not sort of Nazi skinheads,
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- ACTUAL Nazi skinheads. - It's a musical.
0:23:05 > 0:23:07But you're only pretending.
0:23:07 > 0:23:11Yes, absolutely. This is in no way reflects my political views.
0:23:11 > 0:23:15- James, we have seen you with shaved head.- Oh, yeah.
0:23:15 > 0:23:19- Was this for the new X-Men? - Yes, where I finally go bald.
0:23:19 > 0:23:24- So we finally find out...- That's what it's called. X-Men - Goes Bald.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26Triple X. You know.
0:23:26 > 0:23:29Is there a good reason why he goes bald or is it really dull?
0:23:29 > 0:23:33He ends up doing something so horrible and so physically painful
0:23:33 > 0:23:38he, literally, half pulls his hair out, half it falls out.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42- Maybe...or maybe not.- Were you supposed to tell us that?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45Yeah, I know. I've just shit myself,
0:23:45 > 0:23:48because Fox Studios - who own me -
0:23:48 > 0:23:51might be angry with me for saying that.
0:23:51 > 0:23:55- There is now a red dot on your forehead.- It might be a prank.
0:23:55 > 0:23:57Him and Magneto are just having a couple of drinks.
0:23:57 > 0:24:00He passes out and wakes up with his eyebrows shaved off
0:24:00 > 0:24:02and his hair and he's got no pubes.
0:24:02 > 0:24:04LAUGHTER
0:24:04 > 0:24:07Toothpaste on his nipples. You know. We've all done it.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10You're here to talk about Victor Frankenstein,
0:24:10 > 0:24:14- which opens next Thursday, the 3rd December.- Yes.
0:24:14 > 0:24:18Even the movie, cos you start the movie in your voiceover as Igor
0:24:18 > 0:24:20and you're saying, "This is a story you know,"
0:24:20 > 0:24:24- but it is a totally new kind of retelling of this story.- It is.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26You know, Frankenstein, I haven't read the book
0:24:26 > 0:24:29and I've seen very few of the films other than Young Frankenstein.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32He hasn't read the script, either!
0:24:32 > 0:24:34It's very good. It's very good.
0:24:34 > 0:24:38Yeah, Igor, my character, is not in the book.
0:24:38 > 0:24:42That became a part of the legend of Frankenstein in pop culture,
0:24:42 > 0:24:44and so if anyone was thinking, when they saw that clip,
0:24:44 > 0:24:46"He has no hunchback," don't worry,
0:24:46 > 0:24:49there is serious, very severe hunchback going on.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52Lovers of hunchback acting will not be disappointed.
0:24:52 > 0:24:54This is the movie for you.
0:24:54 > 0:24:58"Come for the hunchback, stay for the monster."
0:24:58 > 0:25:01It is too late to change the posters?
0:25:01 > 0:25:05And I like sort of doing, you know, contorting myself
0:25:05 > 0:25:09and doing weird stuff physically - that sounds wrong!
0:25:09 > 0:25:12But I do and so, yeah, that was a lot of fun.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Unfortunately, I only have to do it
0:25:14 > 0:25:18- for the first 20 pages of the script.- Yes, because who knew
0:25:18 > 0:25:21the good doctor "cures" the hunchback.
0:25:21 > 0:25:27Lumbago, bunions, cold and flu, hunchback - I'm on it, mate.
0:25:27 > 0:25:30It turns out it's disgusting but quite simple.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32Yeah, you suck it out.
0:25:32 > 0:25:37- My favourite scene in the film.- You don't swallow. You don't swallow.
0:25:37 > 0:25:41- You must swallow a bit. - Only to make him feel nice.
0:25:41 > 0:25:44Make him feel like I care.
0:25:44 > 0:25:46What a good doctor!
0:25:48 > 0:25:51"I must go back to him."
0:25:51 > 0:25:54Yeah, we had this thing where it was meant to be syringed out.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57You stick a big, old medical syringe in and pull it out.
0:25:57 > 0:26:01And the minute I read it, I thought I would love to sort of do that,
0:26:01 > 0:26:05but also, I had this image of siphoning...when you siphon...
0:26:05 > 0:26:08You know when you siphon petrol out of somebody's car?
0:26:08 > 0:26:11Have you stolen diesel?
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Yes. Not because I was going to use it, just for a laugh.
0:26:14 > 0:26:17And I thought we should suck it
0:26:17 > 0:26:22and get the pus flowing, as it were.
0:26:22 > 0:26:23AUDIENCE GROANS
0:26:23 > 0:26:30Can I say, this description is really not as disgusting as it is.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33- It's really great.- And then, you're going to get a bit of blowback
0:26:33 > 0:26:34in your mouth.
0:26:34 > 0:26:38Then, you get it out and you start it flowing and that drains the sack,
0:26:38 > 0:26:40as it were.
0:26:40 > 0:26:44But there was a great moment - this was not in the script -
0:26:44 > 0:26:46James was coming up with it on set
0:26:46 > 0:26:48and we were working out the logistics of it and were all like,
0:26:48 > 0:26:51"This is great!" And me, James and Paul were getting excited,
0:26:51 > 0:26:53like three kids, about this hilarious, gross,
0:26:53 > 0:26:57brilliant idea we'd had. And then, I just remember walking off the set
0:26:57 > 0:27:00and seeing a couple of producers clearly just thinking,
0:27:00 > 0:27:02"What?! We need to separate them!"
0:27:02 > 0:27:06This was our first day together on set, by the way.
0:27:06 > 0:27:09This is James' first day on set. It was great.
0:27:09 > 0:27:13So, now, here's a thing. We know, Daniel Radcliffe, you have
0:27:13 > 0:27:15a reputation for being lovely to fans, very sweet,
0:27:15 > 0:27:19you give your time freely to them, but I read with interest
0:27:19 > 0:27:21that you are starting to toughen up now,
0:27:21 > 0:27:25- you're being a bit more discerning with your fans.- Erm...
0:27:26 > 0:27:28LAUGHTER
0:27:28 > 0:27:30What do you mean?
0:27:30 > 0:27:34Well, you were being generally nice, but you were with a friend
0:27:34 > 0:27:36- and she kind of went... - Oh, yes, right!
0:27:36 > 0:27:38Well, yeah. Well, cos I...
0:27:38 > 0:27:42I think when you start acting at a young age,
0:27:42 > 0:27:46people expect you to be a total dick all the time, and that is
0:27:46 > 0:27:49the expectation you always find yourself coming up against.
0:27:49 > 0:27:54And so, I think, all my life, I've worked hard to not be that
0:27:54 > 0:27:57and to be as far away from that as possible.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00But that has sometimes meant that you can be really rude to me
0:28:00 > 0:28:04and I'll just be like, "Yeah, fine."
0:28:04 > 0:28:08I won't notice you've been rude.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11Sometimes, people will come up...
0:28:11 > 0:28:1499% of the time, when people come up to you and ask you for something
0:28:14 > 0:28:18on the street, they are really very nice and then just occasionally...
0:28:18 > 0:28:21Somebody said, "Can I get a picture with you?"
0:28:21 > 0:28:23I just, you know, saying words, not meaning anything by it,
0:28:23 > 0:28:26I just said, "Oh, yeah, of course, if you want to." And she just went,
0:28:26 > 0:28:28"Well, I wouldn't have asked if I didn't want to."
0:28:28 > 0:28:32I was like, "No, of course, you wouldn't. How silly of me."
0:28:32 > 0:28:35Then she left. My girlfriend was with me and she was like,
0:28:35 > 0:28:38"That girl was a dick to you."
0:28:38 > 0:28:41So she's given me a little bit of sense of...
0:28:41 > 0:28:46like, you can judge that. Not that I'm a dick back now or anything.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49But, apparently, Rupert Grint's even worse than you.
0:28:49 > 0:28:53Rupert - I don't know the details of this at all - but Rupert ended up
0:28:53 > 0:28:54at somebody's house one night,
0:28:54 > 0:28:57just from continuing to say yes to things.
0:28:57 > 0:29:01"Hey, do you want to do that? Do you want to do that?" "Yeah, yeah."
0:29:01 > 0:29:04- We've all been there, Daniel. - LAUGHTER
0:29:04 > 0:29:07I feel bad saying this cos I feel like somebody is going to take
0:29:07 > 0:29:10advantage of that and he's going to be like the new
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Manchurian candidate or something.
0:29:12 > 0:29:16Sometimes people come up to you and they don't mean to be rude,
0:29:16 > 0:29:20- but they can be quite rude, can't they, James?- Oh, yeah.
0:29:20 > 0:29:23At the premiere of Suffragette - my wife had just been in a film -
0:29:23 > 0:29:27and I thought, if anybody calls out my name, I'll sign autographs,
0:29:27 > 0:29:30and as it happened, a few people shouted and I did that.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33And so this woman was screaming, screaming, screaming,
0:29:33 > 0:29:36"James! James! James! Sign my thing, sign my thing, sign my thing!"
0:29:36 > 0:29:38And I came over and she went, "Oh, thank you.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41"I'm a really big fan of SOME of your work."
0:29:41 > 0:29:44LAUGHTER
0:29:44 > 0:29:49"Oh, er, I think, yeah. Thank you. I'll sign SOME of your posters."
0:29:49 > 0:29:53That was weird. People are trying to be nice.
0:29:53 > 0:29:58Sometimes, as well, there's a thing people do, and it is particularly
0:29:58 > 0:30:03young men with me, want to do a thing where they want me to know
0:30:03 > 0:30:07that they don't give a shit about me before they ask for something.
0:30:07 > 0:30:09So they'll be like, "Didn't really like the Harry Potter movies,
0:30:09 > 0:30:11"but can you sign this?"
0:30:11 > 0:30:16I'm like, "Don't do that! Say a nice thing." It's so easy.
0:30:16 > 0:30:22I had one happen really recently at a fancy dress party where, um...
0:30:22 > 0:30:24And this is weird, right?
0:30:24 > 0:30:29Do you know that thing where people make a list of famous people
0:30:29 > 0:30:33that they're allowed to have sex with if they meet them?
0:30:33 > 0:30:37- Oh, the free pass.- The free pass. She called it an allowance.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40LAUGHTER
0:30:40 > 0:30:42I was like, "What, like pocket money?
0:30:42 > 0:30:44"How are you going to spend me?"
0:30:44 > 0:30:48So...I met her and her fella
0:30:48 > 0:30:51and then, she came up and said afterwards, she went,
0:30:51 > 0:30:53"So, you're my allowance."
0:30:53 > 0:30:56I was like, "I beg your... Excuse me?"
0:30:56 > 0:30:59She went, "You know, he's cool with it and you're my thing."
0:30:59 > 0:31:01I was like, "Er..."
0:31:01 > 0:31:03He's not cool with it, by the way.
0:31:03 > 0:31:06By the way, that's a whole other story.
0:31:06 > 0:31:10I was really taken aback by it and I was like,
0:31:10 > 0:31:12"I'm married but thank you very much, it's very nice of you."
0:31:12 > 0:31:16Then she said this thing, it was meant as a compliment and she was
0:31:16 > 0:31:19trying to get me to do stuff, but it was still really backhanded.
0:31:19 > 0:31:21And she went, "Cos, you know,
0:31:21 > 0:31:24"a lot of girls would be after somebody like Channing Tatum."
0:31:24 > 0:31:27LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:31:27 > 0:31:30I was like, "Do you know what? You're no gettin' it."
0:31:30 > 0:31:32LAUGHTER
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Achievable goals.
0:31:35 > 0:31:40The thing is, if people want a picture of Daniel and you think,
0:31:40 > 0:31:44"I'm never going to meet Daniel Radcliffe," don't worry.
0:31:44 > 0:31:46Because have you seen - you like the internet -
0:31:46 > 0:31:48have you seen this thing on Reddit?
0:31:48 > 0:31:52I've been made aware of this, I think. Is this time travelling me?
0:31:52 > 0:31:55Yeah, the Daniel Radcliffe time traveller.
0:31:55 > 0:32:00- People post old photographs and...- I look like everyone...- You really do.
0:32:00 > 0:32:04So people post old photographs and you have to scan them very carefully
0:32:04 > 0:32:09to see if you can manage to spot who in the photograph
0:32:09 > 0:32:11looks like Daniel Radcliffe.
0:32:11 > 0:32:16So, can you spot Daniel Radcliffe time traveller in this picture?
0:32:16 > 0:32:18LAUGHTER
0:32:18 > 0:32:20Got him!
0:32:20 > 0:32:25LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:32:25 > 0:32:28The next one is easier because there are three people.
0:32:28 > 0:32:34Can you see which of the three people is Daniel Radcliffe time traveller?
0:32:35 > 0:32:38LAUGHTER
0:32:40 > 0:32:43- That is you!- Pictures of me, particularly when I was younger,
0:32:43 > 0:32:46that is very, very, very close to how I was.
0:32:46 > 0:32:49And if Daniel Radcliffe ever went on Who Do You Think You Are?
0:32:49 > 0:32:54At some point, surely this photograph will come up.
0:32:54 > 0:33:00LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:33:00 > 0:33:03Right, it's music time.
0:33:03 > 0:33:06This band have sold over 40 million records,
0:33:06 > 0:33:09been nominated for two Grammys and now, after ten years
0:33:09 > 0:33:12out of the spotlight, they're back with their sixth studio album.
0:33:12 > 0:33:15Performing their current single, Bring On The Night,
0:33:15 > 0:33:17please welcome the Corrs!
0:33:17 > 0:33:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:33:22 > 0:33:24# I read the book you read
0:33:24 > 0:33:26# Tasted the words you said
0:33:26 > 0:33:32# Our story is darkening with time
0:33:34 > 0:33:36# One fading afternoon
0:33:39 > 0:33:47# And I'll miss you for ever
0:33:49 > 0:33:58# Let's hope we've always summer
0:33:58 > 0:34:01# Yeah, bring on the night, I don't care
0:34:01 > 0:34:03# Bring on the night, I don't care
0:34:03 > 0:34:05# Turn on the dark I'm not scared
0:34:05 > 0:34:07# Turn on the dark, I'm not scared
0:34:07 > 0:34:09# Wherever it is
0:34:09 > 0:34:12# You left me behind
0:34:12 > 0:34:14# I'll follow you down
0:34:14 > 0:34:18# The path of my broken heart
0:34:19 > 0:34:22# Flowers on Edith Grove
0:34:22 > 0:34:24# Wilt like a love note
0:34:24 > 0:34:30# Every day I'm passing by
0:34:32 > 0:34:34# I say a little prayer
0:34:37 > 0:34:45# And I'll miss you forever
0:34:46 > 0:34:55# Let's hope we've always summer
0:34:55 > 0:34:59# Yeah, bring on the night I don't care
0:34:59 > 0:35:01# Bring on the night, I don't care
0:35:01 > 0:35:03# Turn on the dark, I'm not scared
0:35:03 > 0:35:05# Turn on the dark I'm not scared
0:35:05 > 0:35:08# Spirit run to a flame
0:35:08 > 0:35:11# Ask that I'll see you again
0:35:14 > 0:35:17# Yeah, bring on the night I don't care
0:35:17 > 0:35:19# Bring on the night, I don't care
0:35:19 > 0:35:22# Turn on the dark, I'm not scared
0:35:22 > 0:35:24# Turn on the dark I'm not scared
0:35:24 > 0:35:26# Wherever it is
0:35:26 > 0:35:28# You left me behind
0:35:28 > 0:35:30# I'll follow you down
0:35:30 > 0:35:33# The path of my broken
0:35:33 > 0:35:37# Heart
0:35:37 > 0:35:44# Heart
0:35:44 > 0:35:47# Heart
0:35:47 > 0:35:50# Ohhh
0:35:51 > 0:35:58# And I'll miss you for ever
0:36:00 > 0:36:09# Let's hope we've always summer
0:36:09 > 0:36:12# Yeah, bring on the night, I don't care
0:36:12 > 0:36:14# Bring on the night, I don't care
0:36:14 > 0:36:17# Turn on the dark, I'm not scared
0:36:17 > 0:36:19# Turn on the dark I'm not scared
0:36:19 > 0:36:21# Spirit run to a flame
0:36:21 > 0:36:25# Ask that I'll see you again
0:36:28 > 0:36:31# Yeah, bring on the night I don't care
0:36:31 > 0:36:33# Bring on the night, I don't care
0:36:33 > 0:36:36# Turn on the dark, I'm not scared
0:36:36 > 0:36:38# Turn on the dark I'm not scared
0:36:38 > 0:36:40# Wherever it is
0:36:40 > 0:36:42# You left me behind
0:36:42 > 0:36:44# I'll follow you down
0:36:44 > 0:36:50# The path of my broken heart. #
0:36:50 > 0:36:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:53 > 0:36:57The Corrs, ladies and gentlemen!
0:36:57 > 0:36:58Come and join us.
0:37:00 > 0:37:03Come on. The Corrs, everybody!
0:37:03 > 0:37:09Hello. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back.
0:37:09 > 0:37:14INDISTINCT GREETINGS
0:37:14 > 0:37:16The gang's all here.
0:37:16 > 0:37:19OK, sit down, sit down, sit down.
0:37:19 > 0:37:21All right, just sit down!
0:37:21 > 0:37:23Just sit down!
0:37:23 > 0:37:25So, welcome back, the Corrs.
0:37:25 > 0:37:28That is a track from the album White Light,
0:37:28 > 0:37:31which, as chance would have it,
0:37:31 > 0:37:33is out today. There you go.
0:37:33 > 0:37:37APPLAUSE
0:37:37 > 0:37:40Got a round of applause!
0:37:40 > 0:37:42Are you back because it's ten years?
0:37:42 > 0:37:45It wasn't really a plan of ten years or anything like that,
0:37:45 > 0:37:50it was kind of Caroline suggested it...last September.
0:37:50 > 0:37:55Yeah, I just thought maybe it would be nice thing for us to perform
0:37:55 > 0:37:58and write together again, so we finally got it together.
0:37:58 > 0:38:00And you are touring, so when does that start?
0:38:00 > 0:38:04- We start on the 19th. The 19th of January...- We need the month.
0:38:04 > 0:38:06..in Birmingham.
0:38:06 > 0:38:08"The 19th."
0:38:08 > 0:38:13We're doing London and Dublin and Belfast. Should be great,
0:38:13 > 0:38:15we're looking forward to it as well, then, we branch out into Europe
0:38:15 > 0:38:18- after that.- Ladies and gentlemen, you look at this couch and you would
0:38:18 > 0:38:22be right when you thought, "There are award-winners on that couch," cos,
0:38:22 > 0:38:26Andrea, you're the Most Beautiful Woman in the World?
0:38:26 > 0:38:28- A lot of years ago! - Stop that!
0:38:28 > 0:38:31Untouched by time.
0:38:31 > 0:38:35Where did you win the Most Beautiful Woman in the World title?
0:38:35 > 0:38:39I don't actually know which poll it was.
0:38:39 > 0:38:42Oh, look at her pretending not to remember.
0:38:42 > 0:38:47For the last ten years, you've been getting it out going, "Look at that."
0:38:47 > 0:38:51Every day, dusting it.
0:38:51 > 0:38:57James, you're not the most...
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Well... Sorry, I nearly said...
0:38:59 > 0:39:01- Whoa, whoa, whoa.- You are ONE of the most Beautiful Men in the World.
0:39:01 > 0:39:04Not as beautiful as Channing fucking Tatum.
0:39:04 > 0:39:06LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:39:06 > 0:39:08No. No, you are not.
0:39:08 > 0:39:11- I'm about to play his boss, by the way, so, you know...- Ooh-ho!
0:39:11 > 0:39:14- What's that in?- He's going to be Gambit and I'm Professor X,
0:39:14 > 0:39:18so I can tell him to go and like, I don't know, get fat.
0:39:18 > 0:39:22- "Eat this." In improv, just bringing doughnuts.- Steady now.
0:39:22 > 0:39:24No, food. But, ladies and gentlemen,
0:39:24 > 0:39:28most exciting of all, we have a current - a CURRENT -
0:39:28 > 0:39:34award winner. Yes, actual 2015's holder of, Daniel Radcliffe?
0:39:34 > 0:39:36Rear of the Year.
0:39:36 > 0:39:39CHEERING AND WHISTLING
0:39:41 > 0:39:45- I carry it with me everywhere I go. - Oh, you have it!- Absolutely!
0:39:45 > 0:39:47Yeah, I brought it, obviously.
0:39:47 > 0:39:49Where did you get it from?
0:39:49 > 0:39:52- Girls, ladies, check it out. - Very nice.
0:39:52 > 0:39:55It's too bright to look at.
0:39:55 > 0:39:56It's like looking at the sun.
0:39:56 > 0:40:00I don't mean this to come across as slightly ungrateful, but do you not
0:40:00 > 0:40:04think, like, the Rear of the Year award should look like an arse?
0:40:04 > 0:40:08- Like, I don't know...- Like yours, it should be moulded perfectly.
0:40:08 > 0:40:10Or like a hand doing that.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12LAUGHTER
0:40:12 > 0:40:15More like this.
0:40:15 > 0:40:17Oh, that's good, I like that.
0:40:19 > 0:40:24- But, still, I was chuffed. - Was it a glittering occasion?
0:40:24 > 0:40:28No, it was just me in my room, voting again and again.
0:40:28 > 0:40:31LAUGHTER
0:40:31 > 0:40:34Did you go somewhere to pick it up?
0:40:34 > 0:40:37No, I think they sent it to my agent.
0:40:37 > 0:40:40- In a padded envelope? - Parcelforce.
0:40:40 > 0:40:43- Well done. - "Can you sign for this?"
0:40:43 > 0:40:462016, James, it could be yours.
0:40:46 > 0:40:49I'm down the gym, I'm doing my squats.
0:40:49 > 0:40:52LAUGHTER
0:40:52 > 0:40:54Listen, Corrs, thank you very much for coming back. We missed you,
0:40:54 > 0:40:56we're glad you're back.
0:40:56 > 0:40:59Good luck with the album, good luck with the tour. The Corrs, everybody.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Before we go, you know what is going to happen now.
0:41:05 > 0:41:08Yes, this week's visit to the Big Red Chair. Who's there?
0:41:08 > 0:41:10- Hello. - Hello.
0:41:10 > 0:41:14- You're on, yeah. Hi, how are you? - Petrified.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Oh, don't be scared. What is your name?
0:41:16 > 0:41:21- Sylvia.- lovely. And what do you do, Sylvia?- Sorry?!
0:41:21 > 0:41:24LAUGHTER
0:41:24 > 0:41:29- What do you do?- Ah, what do I do? I stay at home with my dog.- OK.
0:41:29 > 0:41:32LAUGHTER
0:41:32 > 0:41:36- Who is looking after the dog tonight? - Oh, God, my husband.
0:41:36 > 0:41:39LAUGHTER
0:41:39 > 0:41:42She can stay in the chair, as far as I'm concerned.
0:41:42 > 0:41:47- Where are you from originally? - I am Peruvian.- Peruvian.- Yes.
0:41:47 > 0:41:52- I don't believe we've had a Peruvian on the Red Chair before.- Yes.- Yeah.
0:41:52 > 0:41:55So... Yeah, OK.
0:41:55 > 0:42:01I'm not an acting coach or anything, I cannot read these expressions.
0:42:01 > 0:42:03Her excitement...her face seems so upset.
0:42:03 > 0:42:08- I am the first Peruvian to do this ridiculous thing.- OK.
0:42:08 > 0:42:10Sylvia, focus.
0:42:10 > 0:42:15- You are representing Peru.- OK. - Off you go with your story.
0:42:15 > 0:42:19OK, so here we are at Heathrow with my husband and he said to me,
0:42:19 > 0:42:23"Go and see which belt number our luggage is coming out."
0:42:23 > 0:42:26"OK," I said. "Don't move, stay here."
0:42:26 > 0:42:30Off I went, a few steps, came back and said, "Number this."
0:42:30 > 0:42:33And then, I felt quite chilly.
0:42:33 > 0:42:36Put my arm around him and then, I felt very chilly.
0:42:36 > 0:42:41I started putting my hand inside his trouser pocket
0:42:41 > 0:42:46when, suddenly, I felt everybody looking at me. Oh, my God.
0:42:46 > 0:42:53I lean over, looked to the right and saw these two huge eyes.
0:42:53 > 0:42:58They were the wife's eyes and I was embracing the wrong husband!
0:42:58 > 0:43:03LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:43:03 > 0:43:07What did you want to do? You wanted that to happen.
0:43:07 > 0:43:10Well done, the Big Red Chair. If you would like to join us on the show
0:43:10 > 0:43:12and have a go in that red chair,
0:43:12 > 0:43:16you can. Contact us via the website at this very address -
0:43:16 > 0:43:19That's it. Just a big thank you to my guests tonight - Johnny Depp
0:43:19 > 0:43:21and Benedict Cumberbatch.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE The Corrs.
0:43:23 > 0:43:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Daniel Radcliffe.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE And James McAvoy.
0:43:29 > 0:43:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:31 > 0:43:33Join me next week with comedian Kevin Bridges,
0:43:33 > 0:43:37director Ron Howard, Hollywood hunk Chris Hemsworth
0:43:37 > 0:43:40and the comedy legend that is Lily Tomlin.
0:43:40 > 0:43:42I will see you then. Goodnight, everybody, bye-bye!