Episode 10

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Tonight on the show, one of the new stars of Top Gear. Now, Matt,

0:00:04 > 0:00:07I've brought along my new Porsche 918 Spyder. What do you think?

0:00:07 > 0:00:10- Ooh! Very nice.- Tell you what, why don't you take it for a ride?

0:00:10 > 0:00:13- See how it feels.- Yeah? - Get behind the wheel. Do it, do it.

0:00:13 > 0:00:16Go on, go on, go on. DO IT!

0:00:16 > 0:00:19LAUGHTER

0:00:23 > 0:00:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Let's start the show!

0:00:44 > 0:00:48Oh! Oh! Oh!

0:00:48 > 0:00:52Oh, thank you very much!

0:00:52 > 0:00:54Thank you. Thank you, thank you.

0:00:54 > 0:01:00Welcome one. Welcome all. Lovely to see you all.

0:01:00 > 0:01:02We've got some great guests for you tonight.

0:01:02 > 0:01:05Matt LeBlanc's here from the new revamped Top Gear. CHEERING

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Yeah!

0:01:07 > 0:01:10Very excited about that. And I'm told you can look forward to

0:01:10 > 0:01:12seeing all your favourite bits from the old Top Gear.

0:01:12 > 0:01:16Well, except for the casual racism and assaulting the producers.

0:01:16 > 0:01:18They've binned that.

0:01:18 > 0:01:21We've also got one of the biggest stars of the hit Game Of Thrones.

0:01:21 > 0:01:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh, yeah.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28A few Throners in. She's not one.

0:01:28 > 0:01:31She was like, "What? What's he talking about?"

0:01:31 > 0:01:35Plus, later we'll have music from the wonderful Corinne Bailey Rae.

0:01:35 > 0:01:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yeah! We love her. She's very good.

0:01:38 > 0:01:41All right, let's get some guests on!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43First up, this man's breakout role in The History Boys

0:01:43 > 0:01:46took him to the West End to the big screen, where he starred in

0:01:46 > 0:01:49Mamma Mia, the Need For Speed and now the epic Warcraft: The Beginning.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51It is Dominic Cooper!

0:01:51 > 0:01:55- There's Dominic Cooper!- Wow!- I know!

0:01:55 > 0:01:59They love you. They love you.

0:01:59 > 0:02:01Just there. Just on it.

0:02:03 > 0:02:08This British actress has starred in a range of films from Much Ado About Nothing to Pearl Harbor,

0:02:08 > 0:02:11and is the ass-kicking heroine of the Underworld franchise.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14Now she's here with a new Jane Austen adaptation,

0:02:14 > 0:02:16Love & Friendship, it's Kate Beckinsale.

0:02:16 > 0:02:21Oh! Wow! Oh!

0:02:21 > 0:02:25Like a princess. Hello, darling. It's been a very long time!

0:02:25 > 0:02:28It's been ages. Hello!

0:02:28 > 0:02:31For the last five years, this actress has enjoyed worldwide fame

0:02:31 > 0:02:34as Khaleesi in the hit TV series Game Of Thrones.

0:02:34 > 0:02:37Now she's back on the big screen in the new romantic weepy

0:02:37 > 0:02:41Me Before You. Sweet Mother of Dragons, it's Emilia Clarke!

0:02:41 > 0:02:44- Oh!- Hi!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- Hello!- Hello!- Hi.- How are you?

0:02:47 > 0:02:49Lovely to see you. Sit down.

0:02:49 > 0:02:53All shove up a bit. All shove up a bit. Yeah, do.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56And we first fell in love with this man as Joey from Friends,

0:02:56 > 0:03:00after which he won a Golden Globe for his hilarious portrayal as himself in Episodes.

0:03:00 > 0:03:03Now he's revving up to be the new presenter of Top Gear,

0:03:03 > 0:03:06please welcome back to the show Matt LeBlanc!

0:03:06 > 0:03:09Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

0:03:09 > 0:03:11How you doing? Nice to see you.

0:03:11 > 0:03:12I actually just said that.

0:03:12 > 0:03:13I know...!

0:03:16 > 0:03:20- Sit down, sit down, sit down!- Hello! - How are you?

0:03:20 > 0:03:23Sitty down. Sitty down.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25- I think you can all shove up a bit.- Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:03:25 > 0:03:29- Shall we?- Yes, it looks like a game of two halves.- OK.- Poor Dominic...

0:03:29 > 0:03:33- I'm hitting the dangly bit down there.- Oh, don't do that!- Very good.

0:03:33 > 0:03:38Very good. You look like you've just been to a showbiz funeral.

0:03:38 > 0:03:41We feel desperately ill.

0:03:41 > 0:03:44Now, Emilia Clarke, did you get to chat with everyone backstage?

0:03:44 > 0:03:49- Erm, yeah, kind of.- Did you get to talk to him?- Yeah, kind of...

0:03:49 > 0:03:53# Emilia Clarke loves Matt LeBlanc! #

0:03:53 > 0:03:58Hi! Hi! Actually blushing.

0:03:58 > 0:04:00Yeah, I just think you're wicked!

0:04:00 > 0:04:03Aww!

0:04:03 > 0:04:05It's a game of two halves.

0:04:05 > 0:04:09I think Dominic's wicked. Baby in the corner.

0:04:09 > 0:04:11But actually, now, is it your daughter...

0:04:11 > 0:04:14- I'm sure YOU like Matt LeBlanc too, Kate...- Hugely.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- ..but your daughter is quite the fan.- Huge fan.

0:04:17 > 0:04:20She's a big Friends obsessive. She could go on Master... Are you?

0:04:20 > 0:04:22Yes.

0:04:22 > 0:04:23Avidly.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Dominic, do you have a relative, a friend who's a fan of Matt's?

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Oh, many. Many, many, many.

0:04:28 > 0:04:30I think my mum would pass out now

0:04:30 > 0:04:32if she knew I was sitting here with you. And I'm obsessed with

0:04:32 > 0:04:35the new job you've got, which I really, really wanted.

0:04:35 > 0:04:38- Oh, yeah?- I shouldn't have said that out loud, should I?

0:04:38 > 0:04:41- I mean, it's the best job in the world.- Working in the coffee shop?

0:04:41 > 0:04:43- The other one, the new one. - Top Gear.

0:04:43 > 0:04:47And are you returning the favour? Do you watch Game Of Thrones, Matt?

0:04:47 > 0:04:50I've watched it the first season, and then I kind of fell out of it,

0:04:50 > 0:04:52- and I tried to watch it this season...- That's OK, that's OK.

0:04:52 > 0:04:54I don't know what's going on, I can't keep up.

0:04:54 > 0:04:57- There's lots of stuff going on, yeah.- There's so much going on.

0:04:57 > 0:05:01There is, there really is. It's OK. It's all right.

0:05:01 > 0:05:03I could lie, but I don't want to lie on the camera.

0:05:03 > 0:05:08No, no, no. You've seen the good bits, you've seen the first season.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Is it all downhill from there?

0:05:10 > 0:05:12- What is it? It's season six now. - It's season six!

0:05:12 > 0:05:15- And it's bigger than ever.- Yeah. - AUDIENCE MEMBER LAUGHS

0:05:15 > 0:05:17Whose laugh is that?

0:05:17 > 0:05:21That seriously sounds like a chicken has been released in the studio.

0:05:21 > 0:05:23- It's not a real laugh. - It can't be. No.- I was going to stop

0:05:23 > 0:05:27because I thought there was a mechanical fault with something.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30But that's a human being.

0:05:30 > 0:05:32Oh, it's that man there. Oh, right.

0:05:32 > 0:05:34Well, I'm glad you're having a nice time.

0:05:34 > 0:05:35Yuck it up!

0:05:35 > 0:05:38I will watch, I promise.

0:05:38 > 0:05:41No, I know. I do have one slight request from you though.

0:05:41 > 0:05:44- What's that?- So, would you be able to ask me how I'm doing?

0:05:44 > 0:05:49- KATE:- Oh, yes, do that. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:05:50 > 0:05:53You can say no. Everyone will hate you, but you can say no.

0:05:53 > 0:05:55No... Yes.

0:05:55 > 0:06:00Well, since I haven't been up to speed on the show, I will say...

0:06:00 > 0:06:03- Thank you.- ..how YOU doin'?

0:06:03 > 0:06:07- I caught that from back here. - It works!- Yes, it did.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10What was really embarrassing is when Matt walked out, I went,

0:06:10 > 0:06:13"How you doing?" And then I was like, "Oh, shut up.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15"What are you doing?"

0:06:15 > 0:06:18But, now, I don't want to depress, Kate Beckinsale, but you know

0:06:18 > 0:06:23the last time we sat and chatted on a show, that was 15 years ago.

0:06:23 > 0:06:25- That's a long time. - Isn't it, though?

0:06:25 > 0:06:28Was it the show that you had, where...sometimes you'd have someone

0:06:28 > 0:06:30phone up and play the recorder with their vagina?

0:06:30 > 0:06:32- Yeah, that kind of thing. - I loved that show.

0:06:32 > 0:06:35- You should bring that back.- But was it something I said...- What?!

0:06:35 > 0:06:38I know, I'm confused. I'm really confused.

0:06:38 > 0:06:42Game Of Thrones is missing a trick there.

0:06:42 > 0:06:46- That was a lovely idea.- But then you went to America right after that

0:06:46 > 0:06:47and never came back, really, did you?

0:06:47 > 0:06:49I did come back a bit, but I did get stranded there

0:06:49 > 0:06:52because my daughter's in school there, so I'm sort of having to see

0:06:52 > 0:06:54that out until she finishes and then I can leave.

0:06:54 > 0:06:58Now, here's the thing, you look at Kate Beckinsale, you kind of think,

0:06:58 > 0:07:03you know, a model of sophisticated woman. I imagine you just travelling

0:07:03 > 0:07:07with a small little holdall, but you travel with something...

0:07:07 > 0:07:09I didn't believe this but I now DO believe it.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12You travel with something - and is it to cheer you up

0:07:12 > 0:07:13you travel with this item?

0:07:13 > 0:07:16- Yes.- OK, tell the people what you travel with.

0:07:16 > 0:07:19A pantomime horse costume.

0:07:20 > 0:07:22She's not making this up.

0:07:22 > 0:07:24You've said this... You actually... So...

0:07:24 > 0:07:27Me too(!)

0:07:27 > 0:07:29Is it both halves?

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Yes, it's a two-man suit.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34So you find a friend? You always have to find a friend.

0:07:34 > 0:07:38Yes, you can't do it on your own, that's bleak.

0:07:38 > 0:07:42So, on what occasions do you kind of go, "OK, time for the horse"?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44Well, if you're on a film and you're in Eastern Europe

0:07:44 > 0:07:46and you thought your friend was going to come and visit you

0:07:46 > 0:07:49and they're like, "Sorry, I can't, my kid's got tonsillitis,"

0:07:49 > 0:07:52or whatever it is, and you think, "Shit, what am I going to do?

0:07:52 > 0:07:56"I could have a pop into the horse and a bit of a canter up and down the hotel corridor."

0:07:56 > 0:07:57Which end do you prefer?

0:07:57 > 0:08:00Well, it's height dependent, there's horse rules,

0:08:00 > 0:08:02so the tallest person... No, there are.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04The tallest person has to be the back.

0:08:04 > 0:08:07- I would've thought the other way round.- Well, no.

0:08:07 > 0:08:11- No, because then you can have a long horse's back.- Oh, of course.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12It won't look stunted.

0:08:12 > 0:08:16- You don't want a lumpy, short person in the back.- No, of course.

0:08:16 > 0:08:19You've sent us some pictures. Is this your earliest horse?

0:08:19 > 0:08:21That was my first horse.

0:08:21 > 0:08:25But that was a rental, that was my first time I ever rented one.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27- You paid for that?!- Yes.

0:08:27 > 0:08:30It looks like you've made it out of some car seat covers.

0:08:30 > 0:08:32Well, they're not very realistic. They're not the most realistic

0:08:32 > 0:08:35but yes, I paid for that and you had to have it for three days.

0:08:35 > 0:08:38It was a bit oppressive, we had to keep getting in it.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41- So then did you purchase this next one?- No, that was also a rental.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44That's my daughter looking terrified.

0:08:45 > 0:08:48- And is Mummy front or back of that horse?- I think that's back.

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- I think I'm back there. - Are they good fun to be in?

0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Oh, I've got it in the hotel. - We must have a go.- Do you want to?

0:08:53 > 0:08:55- Yes, I'd love to. - I have actually got it here.

0:08:55 > 0:08:59And we've then got your latest... Is this the one you've brought with you?

0:08:59 > 0:09:01No, that's actually me and Michael Sheen. He's in the rabbit suit.

0:09:01 > 0:09:05I can't remember why we were doing that at a bus stop, but...

0:09:05 > 0:09:07Or indeed ANYWHERE.

0:09:09 > 0:09:12This sounds so crazy!

0:09:12 > 0:09:16Am I the only one that thinks it's crazy? I love it but it's crazy!

0:09:16 > 0:09:18Do you want to have a go in it?

0:09:18 > 0:09:22- Yeah, I want to go in it.- I can make that happen.- Let's go.

0:09:22 > 0:09:25You're so smiley, you do look like an ad for panto horse therapy.

0:09:25 > 0:09:28It's like, "Feeling blue...?"

0:09:28 > 0:09:32It does really work. Most people haven't tried it so they don't know.

0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Yeah.- But if you're in a hotel, walking down the hall

0:09:35 > 0:09:38and you see a horse costume coming the other way...

0:09:38 > 0:09:41in what world do you say, "I bet that's Kate Beckinsale"?

0:09:41 > 0:09:44LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:09:49 > 0:09:52Oh, dear. Matt LeBlanc. Matt LeBlanc.

0:09:52 > 0:09:56Presumably, hosting Top Gear is like your dream job.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Yeah, it's kind of like this... It's a lot bigger than I thought it was.

0:09:59 > 0:10:02You know, when I first the show, it was fun and then...

0:10:02 > 0:10:03Now, being a part of it,

0:10:03 > 0:10:07it is just an international juggernaut of a show.

0:10:07 > 0:10:10It's sold in what, 170 territories or countries or something.

0:10:10 > 0:10:12Yeah, so it premieres this Sunday,

0:10:12 > 0:10:16and by Wednesday it'll be in 83 countries on six continents, I read.

0:10:16 > 0:10:20- By Wednesday.- Wow.- It's just huge. - And how did this happen?

0:10:20 > 0:10:23Did you call them, did they call you,

0:10:23 > 0:10:27did you bump into someone in a lift? How does it happen?

0:10:27 > 0:10:29Well, I did it the first time to promote Episodes

0:10:29 > 0:10:32and did the track in the car and that went pretty good.

0:10:32 > 0:10:36- Well, you were the fastest ever, weren't you?- Yeah.- Wow.- Are you still the fastest ever?- No.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39And then they did this thing called Top Gear - The Races,

0:10:39 > 0:10:41which was kind of like a greatest hits of Top Gear

0:10:41 > 0:10:45and I kind of introduced the clips, shot these little video wraparounds,

0:10:45 > 0:10:48and that went good and then Chris was already on board at that point

0:10:48 > 0:10:51and they approached me and asked if I would like to be a part of it

0:10:51 > 0:10:54and I wasn't doing anything else. I said, "Yeah."

0:10:54 > 0:10:58It's been a lot of fun. Chris and I get along good, it's really fun.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00And you are a proper petrolhead.

0:11:00 > 0:11:03I mean, you do love cars and engines and all that stuff.

0:11:03 > 0:11:06Yeah, you know, it's funny. I'm one of those people,

0:11:06 > 0:11:09I subscribe to about 15 different car magazines.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11You go to my house, the coffee table is just stacked up...

0:11:11 > 0:11:15Forever I've been doing that, and someone said to me the other day,

0:11:15 > 0:11:18"Finally, it's paying off, all those subscriptions." Who knew?

0:11:18 > 0:11:21You were preparing for this job your whole life.

0:11:21 > 0:11:25And the first episode, part of it is a kind of Britain versus America challenge.

0:11:25 > 0:11:26Yes, that's right.

0:11:26 > 0:11:30- So what's the challenge?- OK, so do you know the Reliant Robin?

0:11:30 > 0:11:32- Remember that car? - Oh. There they are.

0:11:32 > 0:11:36Well, these are Reliant Rialtos, the upgraded one, which...

0:11:36 > 0:11:39I don't know what they changed, it's still not a very nice car.

0:11:39 > 0:11:42- I've never heard of a Rialto. Anyone?- The Reliant Robin you've heard of.

0:11:42 > 0:11:46It was made famous by Only Fools And Horses, wasn't it?

0:11:46 > 0:11:49- He had a little van, didn't he?- No, he had one of those, didn't he?

0:11:49 > 0:11:52- But it was a van...- A van version. Oh, they've got an open roof.

0:11:52 > 0:11:55They've cut the roofs off of those because it was going to be raining,

0:11:55 > 0:11:58- so they figured better to have no roof.- Yes. It's Britain!

0:11:58 > 0:12:03So we had to drive from London to Blackpool in those.

0:12:03 > 0:12:08- Nice.- Mine broke down about ten times.

0:12:08 > 0:12:12I think Chris had it fixed, because it's USA versus the UK

0:12:12 > 0:12:13and we're in English cars.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16His is painted like the Union Jack, mine's Stars and Stripes,

0:12:16 > 0:12:20and mine breaks down repeatedly, his ran like a clock.

0:12:20 > 0:12:22Go figure.

0:12:22 > 0:12:24And had Matt LeBlanc ever been to Blackpool?

0:12:24 > 0:12:28- No, he hadn't. - LAUGHTER

0:12:28 > 0:12:32- Will Matt LeBlanc be returning?- Er...he might.

0:12:35 > 0:12:37No, you know, we actually had a really good time.

0:12:37 > 0:12:40And then you went back to my neck of the woods.

0:12:40 > 0:12:43You were in southern Ireland, West Cork and Kerry.

0:12:43 > 0:12:47Yeah, the Ring of Kerry, Dingle and Killarney and all that.

0:12:47 > 0:12:49We did a thing with a Rolls-Royce over there, that was really fun.

0:12:49 > 0:12:52Wow. And was this woman... Was she just taking a picture

0:12:52 > 0:12:53and you literally drove by?

0:12:55 > 0:12:56She was with her girlfriend

0:12:56 > 0:12:59- and they were on their way to her hen do, you call it?- Hen do, yeah.

0:12:59 > 0:13:01A bachelorette party we call it in the States.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03And we were driving up the road, it was me

0:13:03 > 0:13:07in the new Rolls-Royce Dawn, the convertible, and Chris Evans was in

0:13:07 > 0:13:09his Rolls-Royce Corniche from '76,

0:13:09 > 0:13:11and there was a comparison, old and new,

0:13:11 > 0:13:16and we were kind of at a red light, I think it was in Dingle, and they

0:13:16 > 0:13:20were walking and they came over - "Hey!" And they just took a selfie.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23She put it on Twitter or something, social media, whatever it was.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26You look genuinely happy.

0:13:26 > 0:13:27She had a very short skirt.

0:13:27 > 0:13:30LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:13:30 > 0:13:33If I must be honest.

0:13:33 > 0:13:37You looked suspiciously happy!

0:13:37 > 0:13:39More of a belt than a skirt.

0:13:39 > 0:13:41It was her hen do. It was her hen do.

0:13:41 > 0:13:44Listen, the new season of Top Gear begins this Sunday on BBC Two

0:13:44 > 0:13:46at eight o'clock. Let's have a little taste.

0:13:46 > 0:13:50This is you in Morocco trying out a thing called an

0:13:50 > 0:13:51Ariel Nomad, is that what it's called?

0:13:51 > 0:13:54Yeah, there's a British company called Ariel that made

0:13:54 > 0:13:58a very famous car called the Atom, a really fast, quick, small car,

0:13:58 > 0:14:03and now this is the off-road version of it, the Nomad, which was a blast to drive. You wanna see this.

0:14:04 > 0:14:07This thing hauls ass.

0:14:07 > 0:14:090 to 60...

0:14:09 > 0:14:12takes just 3.4 seconds.

0:14:12 > 0:14:14And unless your other car is a superbike,

0:14:14 > 0:14:18or a cheetah with a saddle on it, that ought to be enough.

0:14:19 > 0:14:24This is not off-roading. This...is low-level flight.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Wow.

0:14:29 > 0:14:32Yeah, pretty fun. It's a pretty fun job, I gotta say.

0:14:33 > 0:14:36Yeah, it was quick. It's just a Honda Civic engine,

0:14:36 > 0:14:38but it's light. Really light.

0:14:38 > 0:14:43Now, Emilia Clarke. Emilia Clarke brings to the screen one of the most

0:14:43 > 0:14:46successful romantic novels of recent times, it was a huge, huge hit.

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- Me Before You by Jojo Mayes...Moyes. - Moyes.

0:14:50 > 0:14:54It opens next Friday, the 3rd of June, and it's everything you want -

0:14:54 > 0:14:58it's romantic, it's sweet and it's funny, but it is also very sad.

0:14:58 > 0:15:03- It is...- It is very sad. It is, yes. It's a big box of Kleenex sad.

0:15:03 > 0:15:05- Sad.- Sad.

0:15:05 > 0:15:08- All right, Matt. Sad.- Sad.

0:15:08 > 0:15:11Sad, dammit! Yes, sad.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14Did she take this story from life, Jojo...?

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- She was inspired by real events, yes.- OK.

0:15:17 > 0:15:21- So you play a carer, or a woman who becomes a carer.- I do. I do, yes.

0:15:21 > 0:15:23Without any skills at all.

0:15:23 > 0:15:27Can't relate to that at all. No way.

0:15:27 > 0:15:29She's looking for a job and then this is the job that she gets,

0:15:29 > 0:15:35being a carer for Will Trainer, who happens to be a quadriplegic.

0:15:35 > 0:15:38And they are two completely different people from totally

0:15:38 > 0:15:41different worlds, who are kind of forced into this

0:15:41 > 0:15:46environment together and they erm... Love ensures.

0:15:46 > 0:15:49It is very sweet, but God, it is a box of tissues...

0:15:49 > 0:15:51Yeah, it really is.

0:15:51 > 0:15:54- Sounds hysterical. - You'd love it, yeah.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56But actually it does have lots of laughs in it.

0:15:56 > 0:15:58There's lots of funny along the way.

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Yeah, there is. There's lots of funny.- Then it just kicks you in the balls.

0:16:01 > 0:16:05Pretty much. Right when you're laughing, we'll just make you cry.

0:16:05 > 0:16:08- And it's a date movie...- Yeah. - ..you want to go on a date to it.

0:16:08 > 0:16:12So, how do you pitch it so that you don't want it to be

0:16:12 > 0:16:15so upsetting that you can't have sex afterwards?

0:16:15 > 0:16:18- No, exactly. You need consoling. - Yes, you need...

0:16:18 > 0:16:23- Another box of tissues. - LAUGHTER

0:16:23 > 0:16:27- I didn't say that. - No, you did not say that.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30That's not how to sell this film.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33But I heard you saying in interviews that this character is

0:16:33 > 0:16:36the closest to yourself you've ever played.

0:16:36 > 0:16:42Yeah. In that I'm not really like Khaleesi. Sorry!

0:16:42 > 0:16:44"Mother of Dragons!"

0:16:44 > 0:16:46Yes. "Hello!"

0:16:46 > 0:16:49LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:16:49 > 0:16:51The truth.

0:16:51 > 0:16:53Thank you.

0:16:54 > 0:16:56"Hello!"

0:16:56 > 0:16:59Yes, I'm much closer to Lou, definitely.

0:16:59 > 0:17:02- Sam Claflin plays your love interest...- Yes.- ..in the thing.

0:17:02 > 0:17:07And the clip we have, this is you and Sam in a kind of...

0:17:07 > 0:17:09You've gone to the wedding of his ex.

0:17:09 > 0:17:12Ex-girlfriend who's just married his best friend.

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Oooh! I know. Oooh!

0:17:15 > 0:17:17So this is the two of them at the wedding,

0:17:17 > 0:17:19but romance is starting to blossom.

0:17:19 > 0:17:22And what do you say? You gonna give me a whirl?

0:17:22 > 0:17:25- What? How many of those did you drink?- Come on,

0:17:25 > 0:17:28- let's give these tossers something to talk about.- All right.

0:17:33 > 0:17:36- Are they all appalled?- Yes.

0:17:36 > 0:17:38- SHE GIGGLES - Yeah.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42Move closer. You smell fantastic.

0:17:44 > 0:17:46You know you never would have let those breasts so near to me

0:17:46 > 0:17:48if I wasn't in a wheelchair.

0:17:48 > 0:17:53Yeah, well, you never would've been LOOKING at these breasts if you hadn't been in a wheelchair.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54- Of course I would.- No, you wouldn't.

0:17:54 > 0:17:57You would've been too busy looking at the leggy blondes,

0:17:57 > 0:18:00the ones you can smell an expense account at 40 paces.

0:18:00 > 0:18:03And anyway, I would've been over there serving the drinks,

0:18:03 > 0:18:06one of the invisibles. Am I right?

0:18:06 > 0:18:08Yes, but in my defence...

0:18:08 > 0:18:11- I WAS an arse.- Yep.

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Do you know something, Clark,

0:18:15 > 0:18:19you are pretty much the only thing that makes me want to get up in the morning.

0:18:19 > 0:18:21Aww!

0:18:24 > 0:18:26Thank you. Thanks.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32And what I like is - so you're making this film, which is romantic,

0:18:32 > 0:18:38it is very sad, but you did keep things kind of light on set.

0:18:38 > 0:18:41We tried, yes. First of all I planted a fart machine in his wheelchair

0:18:41 > 0:18:46but that only got... You could see it, basically. It wasn't very good.

0:18:46 > 0:18:48- Boo!- Boo!- That's a great one though.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52Planting the fart machine is a good one. I'm a big fan of that one.

0:18:52 > 0:18:56- Good! Yay! Totally brilliant. - I carry one with me to sets too.

0:18:56 > 0:18:58Yeah, exactly!

0:18:58 > 0:19:01You know where it's good is if it's a scene in the kitchen,

0:19:01 > 0:19:03and they have the range hood, you know those big metal hoods?

0:19:03 > 0:19:05You stick it up in there with tape

0:19:05 > 0:19:08and when someone's at the stove cooking...

0:19:08 > 0:19:10It really echoes. That's great.

0:19:10 > 0:19:13I'm going to borrow that! I'm going to borrow that.

0:19:13 > 0:19:17But in terms of sort of prank stories on the sofa,

0:19:17 > 0:19:20I doubt anyone can top Kate Beckinsale's.

0:19:20 > 0:19:24This is such a genius prank, and I sort of hate asking you to tell it,

0:19:24 > 0:19:28because I would so like to do it to someone and this will spoil it.

0:19:28 > 0:19:30Go. SHE SIGHS

0:19:30 > 0:19:34OK. It was a very impromptu one, because I'd been...

0:19:34 > 0:19:36If somebody falls asleep next to me,

0:19:36 > 0:19:39it's dangerous because I like to glue beards to them

0:19:39 > 0:19:41or draw tattoos or whatever it is -

0:19:41 > 0:19:44Pirates Of The Caribbean beard, all that -

0:19:44 > 0:19:47and I'd run out of things like that,

0:19:47 > 0:19:50and yet I was still after the rush of doing it.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53So I got into bed

0:19:53 > 0:19:57and I think I'd got one of those little chocolates that you

0:19:57 > 0:20:02get by the bed, and I thought, "How funny would it be if I just

0:20:02 > 0:20:06"tucked it in between the person's buttocks while they were asleep?"

0:20:06 > 0:20:08LAUGHTER

0:20:08 > 0:20:11And it was really funny.

0:20:11 > 0:20:14Because...

0:20:14 > 0:20:17Isn't that so good? It's so good!

0:20:17 > 0:20:20And it just sort of came very organically -

0:20:20 > 0:20:23my eyes fell on the chocolate and I kind of did that... I see

0:20:23 > 0:20:25the sleeping bottom here,

0:20:25 > 0:20:27and then I thought, "I'm just going to do it,"

0:20:27 > 0:20:30and I tucked it in, and I thought maybe I'd get in trouble in the

0:20:30 > 0:20:32morning, but it was a very fortuitous day, because

0:20:32 > 0:20:35this was the morning where the person was in a terrible rush

0:20:35 > 0:20:39and just went straight into the pants and the trousers and straight to work,

0:20:39 > 0:20:41which wouldn't normally happen,

0:20:41 > 0:20:44so halfway through the day at work, there was the...

0:20:45 > 0:20:47LAUGHTER

0:20:48 > 0:20:51And then a bit of a scuttle backwards to the loo,

0:20:51 > 0:20:54and then the horror, horror, horror -

0:20:54 > 0:20:56"I've done this without even feeling it."

0:20:59 > 0:21:01Absolutely brilliant.

0:21:06 > 0:21:10- That is so good! - That is so horrible.

0:21:10 > 0:21:12"It smells so minty!"

0:21:12 > 0:21:15I didn't know it was going to go that far. I thought it was just going to be the morning,

0:21:15 > 0:21:18but it just sort of unfurled so well.

0:21:18 > 0:21:21Who was it just sleeping next to you, surely a friend of some description?

0:21:21 > 0:21:25Oh, yes, it wasn't just someone I didn't know.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28- Did you feel bad? - No, I was absolutely thrilled.

0:21:28 > 0:21:31- Did you not like them?- I love them dearly...- "Love them dearly"?!

0:21:31 > 0:21:34But I thought I was going to have the thing in the morning of,

0:21:34 > 0:21:37"Oh, Kate, you've put chocolate in my bottom." I thought...

0:21:37 > 0:21:40- How big was the piece of chocolate? - It wasn't a Toblerone...

0:21:40 > 0:21:43LAUGHTER

0:21:43 > 0:21:46It was very small...

0:21:46 > 0:21:49LAUGHTER

0:21:49 > 0:21:53- Was it Fruit and Nut? - No, it wasn't anything like that!

0:21:53 > 0:21:55Did the person...

0:21:55 > 0:21:58- Did other people notice the stain? - You're very disturbed by this.- I am.

0:21:58 > 0:22:00- It wasn't UP it, it was just tucked...- No, I know.

0:22:00 > 0:22:03LAUGHTER

0:22:03 > 0:22:05But it was only for their benefit...

0:22:05 > 0:22:08It was their shock, not others who were behind them to see

0:22:08 > 0:22:09the results of their...

0:22:09 > 0:22:12No, because they had on trousers AND pants.

0:22:12 > 0:22:16- But it might have been nuzzled up the top.- No.

0:22:16 > 0:22:18No, cos I placed it very carefully, centrally...

0:22:18 > 0:22:21- LAUGHTER - Centrally? Central placement? - Central placement -

0:22:21 > 0:22:23- you don't want it to fall out in the night.- You don't.

0:22:23 > 0:22:26Anyway, the thing about chocolate is, in the night,

0:22:26 > 0:22:27between a pair of buttocks,

0:22:27 > 0:22:31- it's going to just sort of soften up.- Yeah.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33- Was it nutty?- No!

0:22:33 > 0:22:35- What's the matter with him? - LAUGHTER

0:22:35 > 0:22:37What's the matter with ME?!

0:22:37 > 0:22:41What's the matter with ME?! You've been stuffing chocolate in buttocks.

0:22:41 > 0:22:44Dominic, have you shat yourself, and now you're thinking, "Maybe...

0:22:44 > 0:22:47"maybe somebody shoved some chocolate in my ass"?

0:22:49 > 0:22:51APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:22:52 > 0:22:54APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:22:54 > 0:22:57Oh, dear. Now, another film, ladies and gentlemen.

0:22:57 > 0:23:01This is Kate Beckinsale, and it is a rare thing.

0:23:01 > 0:23:03This is a Jane Austen story that has

0:23:03 > 0:23:05never been filmed before.

0:23:05 > 0:23:07Love & Friendship opens tonight.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Cos you kind of think, "Oh, it's never been filmed before.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12"This probably is a bit pants."

0:23:12 > 0:23:14But it's SO great. You know what I mean?

0:23:14 > 0:23:17- "Well, how come? They've done everything, why not this one?"- Yes.

0:23:17 > 0:23:20And it's so great and funny, and it's... I loved it.

0:23:20 > 0:23:22- Oh, thank you. - Why has this not been filmed before?

0:23:22 > 0:23:25I think just because it was an unpublished novella

0:23:25 > 0:23:28that she hadn't finished, and it's in epistolary form - it's letters.

0:23:28 > 0:23:31And that's quite difficult to adapt, I think,

0:23:31 > 0:23:33because the whole point of being in a scene is that you're in

0:23:33 > 0:23:36the same room, and the whole point of letters is that you're not.

0:23:36 > 0:23:39So I think people probably just went, "Oh, I've never heard of it,

0:23:39 > 0:23:42- "I'm a bit tired," and didn't do it. - LAUGHTER

0:23:42 > 0:23:43And it's called Lady Susan...?

0:23:43 > 0:23:45Yes. The real novella is called Lady Susan.

0:23:45 > 0:23:49That title was given by her nephew 40, 50 years after she died,

0:23:49 > 0:23:50so we weren't wedded to it.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52- And you are, of course, Lady Susan? - I am.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54- Yeah, what's it about? You.- Yeah.

0:23:54 > 0:23:55LAUGHTER

0:23:55 > 0:23:58"What's the film about? It's all about me."

0:23:59 > 0:24:02So tell us about Lady Susan. Cos she IS an extraordinarily...

0:24:02 > 0:24:05- Naughty person?- Well, a kind of contemporary character -

0:24:05 > 0:24:08it's extraordinary that she was a character written back then.

0:24:08 > 0:24:10Yeah. I mean, that's what's amazing about it.

0:24:10 > 0:24:14She's very single-minded in terms of going after what she wants.

0:24:14 > 0:24:16And she wants, you know,

0:24:16 > 0:24:19basically, other people's husbands,

0:24:19 > 0:24:21boyfriends - you know, things like that.

0:24:21 > 0:24:25And a certain amount of financial freedom, which means she has to

0:24:25 > 0:24:28marry somebody rich, and hopefully not very clever, so she can spend...

0:24:28 > 0:24:31You know. She sort of cruises through society

0:24:31 > 0:24:32being kind of naughty and funny.

0:24:32 > 0:24:34And it is genuinely funny.

0:24:34 > 0:24:37I've been to quite a few screenings where you can see that

0:24:37 > 0:24:39husbands have been dragged there, begging not to go.

0:24:39 > 0:24:42Cos it seems like... You know, it's a Jane Austen movie.

0:24:42 > 0:24:44And then they're belly-laughing throughout it.

0:24:44 > 0:24:46So that's been really satisfying, seeing that happen.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49But also it's that thing where, even now,

0:24:49 > 0:24:51some of the things she does...

0:24:51 > 0:24:53they're genuinely shocking.

0:24:53 > 0:24:55Yeah, and I was at a screening in San Francisco full of

0:24:55 > 0:24:57very cool people and liberal-type people,

0:24:57 > 0:25:00who've have seen some shit, you know?

0:25:00 > 0:25:01Not just chocolate buttons?

0:25:01 > 0:25:03No, exactly - real, actual shit.

0:25:03 > 0:25:04LAUGHTER

0:25:04 > 0:25:06And they were watching the screening,

0:25:06 > 0:25:07and there was a lot of gasping.

0:25:07 > 0:25:09And I thought, "These people can download any

0:25:09 > 0:25:12"type of porn that they want at the touch of a button, and they're

0:25:12 > 0:25:15"in a movie that was written hundreds of years ago going,

0:25:15 > 0:25:18"'She never!'" Which I thought was really, actually, quite nice,

0:25:18 > 0:25:20it meant nice things about humans.

0:25:20 > 0:25:23Listen, we've got a clip. This is you as Lady Susan,

0:25:23 > 0:25:25and you're out with your co-conspirator,

0:25:25 > 0:25:27played by Chloe Sevigny.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30- Is it "Sev-in-yee"?- I think so. I wing it...to be honest.

0:25:30 > 0:25:32LAUGHTER

0:25:32 > 0:25:36- I've known her for so long, I can't ask.- You just call her Chloe. - I do, I do, Chloe, yeah.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39Cos it's been... I worked with her 18 years ago,

0:25:39 > 0:25:40and I've left it too long to say,

0:25:40 > 0:25:43"Sorry, how do I pronounce your last name?" I can't do that.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Yeah. We'll clip this and send it to her.

0:25:47 > 0:25:48LAUGHTER

0:25:48 > 0:25:50- Save you the trouble.- Yeah.

0:25:50 > 0:25:52- So this is the two of you in...- OK.

0:25:52 > 0:25:54The fallacy of youth.

0:25:54 > 0:25:56Isn't it rather clear that it is we, women of decision,

0:25:56 > 0:25:57who hold the trumps?

0:25:58 > 0:26:00- MAN:- Lady Susan?

0:26:00 > 0:26:01Lady Susan Vernon?

0:26:01 > 0:26:03How dare you address me, sir!

0:26:03 > 0:26:06- But, Lady Susan...- Begone, sir, or I will have you whipped.

0:26:06 > 0:26:07AUDIENCE LAUGHS

0:26:07 > 0:26:10Outrageous! Have you never met him?

0:26:10 > 0:26:13No, I know him well - I would never speak to a stranger like that.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15APPLAUSE

0:26:21 > 0:26:23Now, Kate, you did a really sweet thing recently.

0:26:23 > 0:26:25This is very sweet.

0:26:25 > 0:26:28Your daughter, she's 17 now?

0:26:28 > 0:26:30- Yes.- Lily?- Lily, yes.

0:26:30 > 0:26:34And like all new parents, you took a really sweet picture when she was born.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37That's you and your partner

0:26:37 > 0:26:39at the time, dad, Michael Sheen.

0:26:39 > 0:26:41And there's Lily in there. And then for her...

0:26:41 > 0:26:43was it her 17th birthday?

0:26:43 > 0:26:45- No, she was 16, it was last year. - Oh, last year?

0:26:45 > 0:26:47And there's a very big pressure to buy your child

0:26:47 > 0:26:50a car on their 16th birthday, which I totally disapprove of

0:26:50 > 0:26:53so I thought, "Let's do something else, sort of crafty."

0:26:53 > 0:26:55- MATT:- Cheaper?- Yeah. So you did

0:26:55 > 0:26:57a lovely re-creation of that picture.

0:26:57 > 0:26:58LAUGHTER

0:27:02 > 0:27:03- She steals it.- She does, really.

0:27:03 > 0:27:06- She really does. DOMINIC: - You don't look any different.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08But now, you're not the first people to do this,

0:27:08 > 0:27:12cos people do do this thing of recreating baby photographs.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14For instance, we found this one on the web.

0:27:14 > 0:27:17There's a lady with her little newborn baby.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21Now, let's just wind the clock on 20 years...

0:27:22 > 0:27:24LAUGHTER

0:27:28 > 0:27:31- MATT:- A good opportunity for some candy.- Absolutely.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32Oh, yeah.

0:27:32 > 0:27:34Get that chocolate in.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37That's a chocolate button candidate if ever I saw one.

0:27:37 > 0:27:38This is very sweet -

0:27:38 > 0:27:40here's two little boys in the bath.

0:27:40 > 0:27:42So there they are.

0:27:42 > 0:27:44And again, let's just

0:27:44 > 0:27:46fast forward about 20 years.

0:27:46 > 0:27:47LAUGHTER

0:27:49 > 0:27:51Now, that is Rich and Joe Luxton.

0:27:51 > 0:27:53And actually, Rich and Joe Luxton are here tonight.

0:27:53 > 0:27:55So where are they? Oh, there they are.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57Look at them. Aw.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:28:03 > 0:28:07Now, you guys did loads of these.

0:28:07 > 0:28:08Yeah, loads.

0:28:08 > 0:28:10So why did you do so many?

0:28:10 > 0:28:12It was a calendar for our mum.

0:28:12 > 0:28:15We didn't have any money for Christmas presents.

0:28:15 > 0:28:17Hearts are breaking all over the country.

0:28:17 > 0:28:19Best sons ever.

0:28:19 > 0:28:20Is your mum here?

0:28:20 > 0:28:23- Here she is.- Oh, there's Mum. Hi, Mum.- Hello.

0:28:23 > 0:28:26Hi! Aw.

0:28:26 > 0:28:28What a lovely, cheap gift that was for you(!)

0:28:28 > 0:28:29LAUGHTER

0:28:29 > 0:28:30Are they naked every month?

0:28:30 > 0:28:32They're not naked every month, we've got some more.

0:28:32 > 0:28:35The attention to detail, boys, is very impressive.

0:28:35 > 0:28:37Here they are as little toddlers,

0:28:37 > 0:28:38curled up in bed.

0:28:38 > 0:28:40Look, see?

0:28:40 > 0:28:43And again, here they are recreating that.

0:28:43 > 0:28:44LAUGHTER

0:28:44 > 0:28:45APPLAUSE

0:28:50 > 0:28:52We can't show them all.

0:28:52 > 0:28:54So which one of you is this?

0:28:56 > 0:28:57- That's me.- That's you?

0:28:57 > 0:28:59That little girl's me, yeah.

0:29:00 > 0:29:03Cos that is quite the fashion statement for a young boy.

0:29:04 > 0:29:07- Blame Mum. - Oh, was that your idea, Mum?

0:29:07 > 0:29:09No, he just... He liked a bow.

0:29:10 > 0:29:12You always wanted a girl.

0:29:12 > 0:29:14We won't dwell - it's fine.

0:29:14 > 0:29:16Wear a bow. And here he is recreating it.

0:29:18 > 0:29:20LAUGHTER

0:29:20 > 0:29:23Beautiful. Well done, Rich and Joe and their mum.

0:29:23 > 0:29:25Good sons. Very good sons.

0:29:29 > 0:29:30Now, Dominic Cooper.

0:29:30 > 0:29:33Dominic Cooper brings us a big fantasy epic.

0:29:33 > 0:29:35Warcraft - The Beginning

0:29:35 > 0:29:37is out on Monday, the 30th of May.

0:29:38 > 0:29:42Now, I - cos I'm old - I had no idea how popular...

0:29:42 > 0:29:44I'd seen the ads for Warcraft, the video game,

0:29:44 > 0:29:46but I'd no idea how huge it is.

0:29:46 > 0:29:49- It's a global phenomenon, this thing.- I think it is, yeah.

0:29:49 > 0:29:51- Oh, did you not know either? - No, I had no idea either, no.

0:29:51 > 0:29:54Terrifying. Apparently millions and millions of people

0:29:54 > 0:29:56sit in their homes playing it on a daily basis.

0:29:56 > 0:29:58Which is terrifying in itself.

0:29:58 > 0:30:00But yeah, it's a game that...

0:30:00 > 0:30:02I'm still not sure what you do in it, cos I don't play it,

0:30:02 > 0:30:05but we made the film version of it, which is this.

0:30:05 > 0:30:06- Yes.- Well explained, or not? No.

0:30:06 > 0:30:10But from watching the film, it seems like it is a whole world.

0:30:10 > 0:30:12I mean, it's a universe of kind of

0:30:12 > 0:30:14different interconnected...

0:30:14 > 0:30:16Beings from different places, yeah.

0:30:16 > 0:30:18I think...

0:30:18 > 0:30:21I loved the script when I first read it, and I didn't have any

0:30:21 > 0:30:24idea of the landscape, or the world in which it existed.

0:30:24 > 0:30:27Duncan Jones was the director who made Moon and...

0:30:27 > 0:30:30Source Code - two really great films

0:30:30 > 0:30:32that I loved - and he...

0:30:32 > 0:30:35- Is he David Bowie's son? - David Bowie's son, yeah. And he's a genius,

0:30:35 > 0:30:37he's a really great, great director.

0:30:37 > 0:30:40So he sort of introduced me to this world and what it meant to people.

0:30:40 > 0:30:43And the storyline itself, there's

0:30:43 > 0:30:46a lot of motion capture in the film.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48So there's a lot of different beings from different planets

0:30:48 > 0:30:50and then there's humans - I'm playing a human.

0:30:50 > 0:30:52But it was very interesting

0:30:52 > 0:30:55seeing that development in the technology.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57Well, we've got some of the trailer for Warcraft - The Beginning,

0:30:57 > 0:31:00and this gives you an idea of the scale of this thing.

0:31:00 > 0:31:02Our world is dying.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04There is nothing to go back to.

0:31:05 > 0:31:09If we do not unite, our world will perish.

0:31:09 > 0:31:10This doesn't need to happen.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12There is one who may help us.

0:31:12 > 0:31:14There could be.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16- Why are you here? - To save our people.

0:31:20 > 0:31:21Can we trust him?

0:31:23 > 0:31:24They're beasts.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27They should all be destroyed.

0:31:27 > 0:31:29Side with the humans...

0:31:30 > 0:31:31..against your own kind.

0:31:35 > 0:31:37- This is suicide.- We have no choice.

0:31:37 > 0:31:40We should attack with full force.

0:31:40 > 0:31:43Whatever you plan to do, do it now!

0:31:43 > 0:31:44HE ROARS

0:31:44 > 0:31:46APPLAUSE

0:31:46 > 0:31:48- MATT:- That looks good.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50Thanks, Matt.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54- Unrecognisable. MATT:- Yeah.

0:31:56 > 0:31:58And I guess this is one of these things where,

0:31:58 > 0:32:01obviously it's an acting job, but there is something else -

0:32:01 > 0:32:03you are joining a franchise.

0:32:03 > 0:32:07You know - does part of your mind think, "Oh, well,

0:32:07 > 0:32:09"if nothing else happens, I can go to a Warcraft

0:32:09 > 0:32:12"convention in 20 years and get a bag of cash and go home"?

0:32:12 > 0:32:14Yes, apparently that does happen,

0:32:14 > 0:32:16I'm quite looking forward to that, cos that may happen.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18That's the dream.

0:32:18 > 0:32:20Matt's like, "That's the dream."

0:32:20 > 0:32:22I've no idea what you're talking about(!)

0:32:22 > 0:32:25Because Emilia, you're in Game Of Thrones, which is everywhere.

0:32:25 > 0:32:29- It's like a Top Gear, it's in every country.- Or Friends.

0:32:29 > 0:32:31Or Friends. But I believe your parents, Emilia, were a bit worried,

0:32:31 > 0:32:34because you didn't have that much to do in the first few episodes?

0:32:34 > 0:32:38- No. No, yes, yes. - LAUGHTER

0:32:38 > 0:32:40So there's some episodes that maybe they're like,

0:32:40 > 0:32:43"No, it was great, but you're not really on very much, are you?"

0:32:43 > 0:32:46But then I did encourage them to watch the last...

0:32:46 > 0:32:49not this last episode, but the episode before.

0:32:49 > 0:32:52Which, in hindsight, might have been not the episode to choose.

0:32:52 > 0:32:55- Because there was a LOT of you in that episode. - There was a little bit, mm-hm.

0:32:55 > 0:32:57- Yes, there was.- Yes.

0:32:57 > 0:33:00- That might be the episode to dip into, Matt.- There we go.

0:33:00 > 0:33:03It's a solid place to start.

0:33:03 > 0:33:04I can REALLY see how you're doin'.

0:33:04 > 0:33:06LAUGHTER

0:33:06 > 0:33:08- Oh, my God! - CHEERING

0:33:08 > 0:33:11Obviously we've just got a faraway shot,

0:33:11 > 0:33:14- but the camera did go right in there. KATE:- In where?!

0:33:14 > 0:33:16- Did you watch it with your parents? - Let's keep it clean...

0:33:16 > 0:33:18No, no, I mean...

0:33:18 > 0:33:20- Did you watch it WITH your parents?- Yes.

0:33:20 > 0:33:21LAUGHTER

0:33:24 > 0:33:26- Cos that IS quite eggy... - Little bit.

0:33:26 > 0:33:29Did you have to leave the room, or did you all just sit there

0:33:29 > 0:33:31and just kind of go, "OK, we're watching this"?

0:33:31 > 0:33:34I think I probably started talking about something really important.

0:33:34 > 0:33:36Like Top Gear.

0:33:36 > 0:33:38And of course, Kate, you're in the Underworld franchise,

0:33:38 > 0:33:42which presumably taps into a similar fanbase?

0:33:42 > 0:33:45Yes. But we're quite lucky because ours wasn't based on a video game

0:33:45 > 0:33:49or a remake or a comic book, or anything like that so

0:33:49 > 0:33:51they're not allowed to say...

0:33:51 > 0:33:53- "You've got it wrong"? - Yes, exactly.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55Because we made it up.

0:33:55 > 0:33:59Because how hard was that for you to get into, kind of, action mode?

0:33:59 > 0:34:00Well, quite hard.

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Because up until that point in time

0:34:02 > 0:34:05there hadn't been a Chiswick-based superhero...

0:34:05 > 0:34:06LAUGHTER

0:34:06 > 0:34:10..so I feel good about actually making one.

0:34:10 > 0:34:13- Um, and in...- MATT:- Pranking... - A pranking superhero.

0:34:13 > 0:34:15And was it on Total Recall, then,

0:34:15 > 0:34:18you had the unfortunate thing with Colin Farrell?

0:34:18 > 0:34:19Oh, yes. Yes.

0:34:19 > 0:34:22Cos I had this fight with him, which involved...

0:34:22 > 0:34:25There was a sort of...a sort of vagina slam to the face,

0:34:25 > 0:34:28- let's just say what it is.- Yeah. - Don't want to be weird about it. - LAUGHTER

0:34:28 > 0:34:30We could've talked around that for some time.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH

0:34:32 > 0:34:34I just thought I wasn't going to hedge,

0:34:34 > 0:34:36- cos I think that makes it creepy. - Yeah.

0:34:36 > 0:34:40So...so I was on the floor in a sort of shiny-ish trouser,

0:34:40 > 0:34:44and my legs were open and I had to sort of slide towards him in...you know, like

0:34:44 > 0:34:47a Dirty Dancing sort of way - but a mean Dirty Dancing way

0:34:47 > 0:34:51and sort of, chin him in the face with my...area...

0:34:51 > 0:34:52LAUGHTER

0:34:52 > 0:34:54..which is tough as iron.

0:34:54 > 0:34:56LAUGHTER

0:34:56 > 0:34:59- And er... Anyway, on the way over... - What's tough as iron?

0:34:59 > 0:35:02- Well, it must be, cos he was knocked out afterwards.- Wow.

0:35:04 > 0:35:07- Damn!- There's a lot going on...

0:35:07 > 0:35:10So anyway, we'd practised it with the stunt people, and then on the first take we did

0:35:10 > 0:35:13it was very early on in the shooting and people were still...

0:35:13 > 0:35:15You know, nobody was yet sort of chummy.

0:35:15 > 0:35:17And I went zooming towards...

0:35:17 > 0:35:20It's embarrassing enough zooming towards somebody you don't

0:35:20 > 0:35:22know that well with your iron vagina...

0:35:22 > 0:35:25And my shoe made a really

0:35:25 > 0:35:29very realistic farty noise all the way there.

0:35:29 > 0:35:31His face was so horrified, because he was bracing enough

0:35:31 > 0:35:35- for the vagina coming towards him but them it was kind of going... - SHE MAKES FARTING NOISE

0:35:35 > 0:35:37LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:35:43 > 0:35:44Did you ever tell him?

0:35:44 > 0:35:46Immediately, but then, you know, as soon as you start saying

0:35:46 > 0:35:50"It was my shoe, it was my shoe" everyone thinks, "It wasn't her shoe."

0:35:50 > 0:35:53I love that story. Very good.

0:35:53 > 0:35:55APPLAUSE

0:35:55 > 0:35:57It is time for music.

0:35:57 > 0:35:59This Grammy-winning singer-songwriter

0:35:59 > 0:36:02has been away for six years but she's back with a new album,

0:36:02 > 0:36:05and tonight she's performing her latest single, Stop Where You Are.

0:36:05 > 0:36:08Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Corinne Bailey Rae!

0:36:08 > 0:36:10APPLAUSE

0:36:13 > 0:36:19# Tender is the light that shines on you

0:36:19 > 0:36:25# Gentle is the morning made anew

0:36:25 > 0:36:31# Delicate the grace we've come into

0:36:31 > 0:36:34# My love

0:36:34 > 0:36:40# Wonder why you wish your life away

0:36:40 > 0:36:46# Waiting for the perfect boat to take

0:36:46 > 0:36:54# Waiting for the perfect wind to sail away

0:36:55 > 0:37:01# Life's shining around you Don't miss a day

0:37:01 > 0:37:04# If you're caught up in the chase

0:37:04 > 0:37:09# You hold your happiness away from you

0:37:09 > 0:37:13# Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

0:37:13 > 0:37:16# Stop where you are

0:37:16 > 0:37:19# Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

0:37:19 > 0:37:22# Under fading stars

0:37:22 > 0:37:25# Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

0:37:25 > 0:37:27# This is the world we've made

0:37:27 > 0:37:31# There is no better place, it's true

0:37:31 > 0:37:36# Light a fire where you are

0:37:36 > 0:37:41# Underneath a blanket of the cold

0:37:42 > 0:37:48# Lying in the dark, your seed will grow

0:37:48 > 0:37:54# Miracles just like a winter rose

0:37:54 > 0:37:58# Will be

0:38:00 > 0:38:05# Everything glitters around you Don't miss a day

0:38:05 > 0:38:09# The moon on the lake

0:38:09 > 0:38:12# The smell in the air when it rains

0:38:12 > 0:38:16# The people you can share with

0:38:16 > 0:38:21# The feeling you get when you're almost there

0:38:21 > 0:38:25# Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

0:38:25 > 0:38:27# Stop where you are

0:38:27 > 0:38:31# Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

0:38:31 > 0:38:33# Under fading stars

0:38:33 > 0:38:36# Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

0:38:36 > 0:38:38# This is the world we've made

0:38:38 > 0:38:42# There is no better place, it's true

0:38:42 > 0:38:45# Light a fire where you are

0:38:45 > 0:38:49# Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh-oh

0:38:49 > 0:38:52# You can't stop the wild wind roaring

0:38:52 > 0:38:56# Oh, oh-oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

0:38:56 > 0:39:04# But you can stop my poor heart from calling out

0:39:04 > 0:39:07# Light a fire where you are

0:39:07 > 0:39:13# Stop where you are

0:39:13 > 0:39:19# Under fading stars

0:39:19 > 0:39:21# This is the world we've made

0:39:21 > 0:39:25# There is no better place, it's true

0:39:25 > 0:39:30# Light a fire where you are. #

0:39:32 > 0:39:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:39:39 > 0:39:43Stunning! Corinne Bailey Rae, come and join us, do.

0:39:43 > 0:39:45Brilliant job.

0:39:45 > 0:39:49And well done to the singers and the band as well.

0:39:49 > 0:39:50Come on over.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53- That was beautiful.- Thank you. - Thank you so much.

0:39:53 > 0:39:54Come and meet the others.

0:39:54 > 0:39:56You perch yourself there,

0:39:56 > 0:40:01and that's Dominic, Kate, Emilia, Matt...

0:40:01 > 0:40:03they're all here, say hello.

0:40:03 > 0:40:05There you go. Beautiful job.

0:40:05 > 0:40:06Nice to meet you.

0:40:06 > 0:40:08Lovely.

0:40:08 > 0:40:10Now, if you'd all like to take your seats now, please(!)

0:40:10 > 0:40:12Thank you very much.

0:40:12 > 0:40:15- That's gorgeous. I love the way it fills...- Thank you.

0:40:15 > 0:40:19- ..it's just gorgeous. - Thanks a lot.- That single's out now, isn't it?- It is out now, yeah.

0:40:19 > 0:40:22- And the album's out now? - That's right, the album came out a few days ago.

0:40:22 > 0:40:25- And what's it called?- It's called The Heart Speaks In Whispers.

0:40:25 > 0:40:28- Oh, it's such a good name for anything, yeah.- Thank you.

0:40:28 > 0:40:31Might call a dog that. It's really good.

0:40:31 > 0:40:34"Heart Speaks In Whispers...!"

0:40:34 > 0:40:38And I didn't realise - thank you so much, that you - you've flown in for this from New York.

0:40:38 > 0:40:41- That's right.- And is it tomorrow you fly off to...?

0:40:41 > 0:40:43We're going to South Korea tomorrow. Yeah.

0:40:43 > 0:40:45- Wow.- We're playing at a festival in South Korea.

0:40:45 > 0:40:48So we're about to do a tour that's five weeks and it takes us

0:40:48 > 0:40:51all the way around the world. And then we come back into London...

0:40:51 > 0:40:52I was going to say, when can WE see you?

0:40:52 > 0:40:55We're playing Glastonbury, we're playing V Festival,

0:40:55 > 0:40:58- we're playing with Stevie Wonder in Hyde Park.- Oh, wow.

0:40:58 > 0:41:01He's playing Songs In The Key Of Life, so Stevie wonder and Pharrell

0:41:01 > 0:41:03and we're doing that show as well,

0:41:03 > 0:41:05and then I'm playing all over the UK with Lionel Richie as well.

0:41:05 > 0:41:07Well, listen, thanks for coming to play for US.

0:41:07 > 0:41:10- Corinne Bailey Rae. Fantastic. - Thank you. - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:10 > 0:41:13OK...

0:41:13 > 0:41:15That's nearly it, but before we go we have time

0:41:15 > 0:41:18for a story from the big red chair. Who's there?

0:41:18 > 0:41:21- Hello. Graham.- Hi!- How you doing? - I'm really good, who are you?

0:41:21 > 0:41:24- I'm Ramsey.- It's Ramsey, everyone!

0:41:24 > 0:41:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:26 > 0:41:28Yay!

0:41:28 > 0:41:30And where are you from, Ramsey?

0:41:30 > 0:41:32I'm from Kent but I live in Loughton.

0:41:32 > 0:41:33Loughton! CHEERING

0:41:33 > 0:41:35No idea.

0:41:35 > 0:41:36And do you do something in Loughton?

0:41:36 > 0:41:38- I live there.- Great!

0:41:38 > 0:41:40OK, that's a full-time occupation.

0:41:40 > 0:41:42Emilia... Emilia, you are gorgeous, by the way,

0:41:42 > 0:41:44if it don't work out with Joey - give me a bell.

0:41:44 > 0:41:47Aww! Thank you. Thank you so much.

0:41:49 > 0:41:50LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:41:56 > 0:41:58APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:42:02 > 0:42:04Who's next on the red chair? Hello?

0:42:04 > 0:42:06- Hi.- Hi, who are you?

0:42:06 > 0:42:08- Cynthia.- Cynthia, lovely. And where are you from, Cynthia?

0:42:08 > 0:42:12- Originally from Dallas, Texas but I live in Ruislip now.- Goodness.

0:42:12 > 0:42:15LAUGHTER

0:42:17 > 0:42:19Is it witness protection(?)

0:42:19 > 0:42:21LAUGHTER

0:42:21 > 0:42:24What brought you to Ruislip, was it love, career...?

0:42:24 > 0:42:28- Career, and then it turned to love so I've been here for 11 years.- Aw!

0:42:28 > 0:42:30(That's a story.)

0:42:30 > 0:42:33OK! Off you go with your tale.

0:42:33 > 0:42:38OK. So, I work in human resources for a very large IT company,

0:42:38 > 0:42:40and about five years ago

0:42:40 > 0:42:42I was driving to work one day and realised

0:42:42 > 0:42:46I'm going to be late for the team meeting call, I need to dial in.

0:42:46 > 0:42:49It was one of those conference calls where you announce yourself,

0:42:49 > 0:42:51and then it replays your voice

0:42:51 > 0:42:54as it announces you to everyone else that's on the call.

0:42:54 > 0:42:59So, I'm driving, I go through a particularly...a roundabout,

0:42:59 > 0:43:02I'm still learning to navigate roundabouts, someone cuts me up...

0:43:02 > 0:43:03I hear you!

0:43:03 > 0:43:05I have a moment of road rage,

0:43:05 > 0:43:08and before I know it I have been announced to the entire

0:43:08 > 0:43:12conference call as "Knob, wanker, has joined the call."

0:43:12 > 0:43:13LAUGHTER

0:43:13 > 0:43:16That's a good story.

0:43:16 > 0:43:18APPLAUSE

0:43:19 > 0:43:21Well done, everyone,

0:43:21 > 0:43:24and if you'd like to join us show and on the red chair, you can -

0:43:24 > 0:43:27just contact us via our website at this address.

0:43:27 > 0:43:29That is it for tonight,

0:43:29 > 0:43:31so please say a big thank you to my guests.

0:43:31 > 0:43:35Corinne Bailey Rae!

0:43:35 > 0:43:38Mr Dominic Cooper!

0:43:38 > 0:43:41Kate Beckinsale!

0:43:41 > 0:43:44Emilia Clarke!

0:43:44 > 0:43:46And Matt LeBlanc!

0:43:49 > 0:43:52Join me next week with music from Alicia Keys,

0:43:52 > 0:43:55comic actress Tamsin Greig, Frasier star Kelsey Grammer,

0:43:55 > 0:43:57and the wonderful Salma Hayek. I'll see you then.

0:43:57 > 0:43:59Good night, everybody, bye-bye!