0:00:02 > 0:00:05On the show tonight, the stars of the remake of one of Hollywood's biggest comedies.
0:00:05 > 0:00:09There's something strange in your neighbourhood.
0:00:09 > 0:00:10Who you gonna call?
0:00:10 > 0:00:14- Ghostbusters!- She did it! Let's start the show!
0:00:28 > 0:00:31Oh! Oh!
0:00:31 > 0:00:35Oh! Oh! Oh!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Thank you very much.
0:00:38 > 0:00:39Thank you. Thank you...
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Thank you very much. Thank you.
0:00:43 > 0:00:47Welcome to the show. It's Friday night. Yes, it is. It's the weekend.
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Now, are you all enjoying the football in France?
0:00:49 > 0:00:51CHEERING
0:00:51 > 0:00:53Mm, how best to sum it up?
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Liberte, egalite...
0:00:55 > 0:00:56brutalite.
0:00:57 > 0:00:58Whoa, it's rough, innit?
0:00:58 > 0:01:01I tell you, it's so nice that the English fans have adopted
0:01:01 > 0:01:04the French culture of just drinking on the pavement.
0:01:04 > 0:01:06Yeah. Ha-her!
0:01:06 > 0:01:09After the violence of the England-Russia game,
0:01:09 > 0:01:13police accused some Russian fans of smuggling flares into the ground.
0:01:15 > 0:01:17One of them's trouble. Honestly, look at that!
0:01:17 > 0:01:19Hey, we've got a great show for you tonight.
0:01:19 > 0:01:23Later, we'll be joined by the stars of the new Ghostbusters movie.
0:01:23 > 0:01:26Yes, we will. Yeah. CHEERING
0:01:26 > 0:01:27They'll be here.
0:01:27 > 0:01:30And we'll have music from French singer-songwriter
0:01:30 > 0:01:33Christine and the Queens.
0:01:33 > 0:01:34Oh!
0:01:34 > 0:01:37Elle est super chouette! Mignonne!
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Hey, but let's meet my first guest tonight.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42This controversial Hollywood star found fame in Platoon,
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Wall Street and in the hit sitcom Two And A Half Men.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46He's here in Britain to talk about how
0:01:46 > 0:01:49he went from the highest-paid TV actor in the world to
0:01:49 > 0:01:52one of the most spectacular falls from grace in recent years.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Please welcome the one and only Charlie Sheen, everybody!
0:01:56 > 0:02:00Here he is! CHEERING AND WHISTLING
0:02:00 > 0:02:04Hello, sir. Very nice meeting you. Come in, sit down.
0:02:04 > 0:02:05It's Charlie Sheen!
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Thank you.
0:02:07 > 0:02:08It's the actual Charlie Sheen.
0:02:08 > 0:02:12CHEERING AND WHISTLING
0:02:12 > 0:02:13GRAHAM LAUGHS
0:02:13 > 0:02:17- We never thought we'd see the day. - Mm.- Now, Charlie Sheen...
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- Sorry, likewise.- So, first of all, thank you very much for being here.
0:02:21 > 0:02:23No, thanks for having me.
0:02:23 > 0:02:25A lot of times, guests sit down, I say, "How are you?"
0:02:25 > 0:02:29- And it's just chat.- Right.- But it's a real question. How are you?
0:02:29 > 0:02:32I mean, are you in a good place now? Where is Charlie Sheen right now?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35- I'm in a great place.- Oh, good. - Can't you tell?
0:02:35 > 0:02:36LAUGHTER
0:02:36 > 0:02:39- AMERICAN ACCENT: You're on my show! - Brilliant.
0:02:39 > 0:02:41- But now, you're in town, you're doing a show?- I am, yes.
0:02:41 > 0:02:45- You're doing An Evening With Charlie Sheen...- Yes, yes. - ..at the Theatre Royal.
0:02:45 > 0:02:48Which, back in the day, used to cost ME money.
0:02:48 > 0:02:49- AUDIENCE MEMBER LAUGHS - Thank you.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51LAUGHTER
0:02:51 > 0:02:53An Evening With Charlie Sheen.
0:02:53 > 0:02:57- That could go either way.- Yeah. - Really?- Wow. Chapter 11, anyone?
0:02:57 > 0:02:59- Drury Lane theatre on Sunday night. - Yes.
0:02:59 > 0:03:02So, when people go to Drury Lane, what's going to happen?
0:03:02 > 0:03:07- What can they expect?- Um, it's with Piers...- Piers Morgan?- Yes.
0:03:07 > 0:03:13So we're just going to talk about all things past, present and future.
0:03:13 > 0:03:17- OK.- Cos that's not going to cover too much ground, right?
0:03:17 > 0:03:20No, I'm excited to, you know...
0:03:20 > 0:03:22First of all, thank you for all the fan mail
0:03:22 > 0:03:24and all the interest that I get from the UK.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26You guys are awesome. Thank you.
0:03:26 > 0:03:27Thank you.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Um...
0:03:31 > 0:03:36So, you know, I was invited to come and do this
0:03:36 > 0:03:40and I thought, what better place to come and engage in some
0:03:40 > 0:03:45face time and tell people exactly, you know, what's really going on?
0:03:45 > 0:03:47And you're doing, I believe, maybe I'm wrong,
0:03:47 > 0:03:50there's a Q&A with the audience, the audience are going to ask questions?
0:03:50 > 0:03:54- It's going to be at the end. - OK, yeah. - Yeah, once they have all the facts.
0:03:54 > 0:03:56Does that make you nervous,
0:03:56 > 0:03:58like, just throwing it open to the audience?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01That's the unpredictable moment of it all
0:04:01 > 0:04:06but if somebody's off-colour, off-base,
0:04:06 > 0:04:08and it's a question I don't really think is
0:04:08 > 0:04:09appropriate for the moment or for the night,
0:04:09 > 0:04:12then I just tell them, is that really a question that you
0:04:12 > 0:04:17- would ask me in front of my parents at a dinner party, you know?- Wow.
0:04:17 > 0:04:19Is that where we're going?
0:04:19 > 0:04:21LAUGHTER
0:04:21 > 0:04:24They usually say yes. Um...
0:04:24 > 0:04:28No, but it's, um...you know, these days, I...
0:04:28 > 0:04:30I feel like the worm has turned or is turning
0:04:30 > 0:04:34and it's been nothing but love and support and compassion and...
0:04:34 > 0:04:38people reaching out to just, you know, wish me good tidings
0:04:38 > 0:04:40and all that, you know.
0:04:40 > 0:04:42Well, no, I... Genuinely, the applause is...
0:04:42 > 0:04:47- People, I think, are happy to see you doing better and to see you in a better place.- Is that true?
0:04:47 > 0:04:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:50 > 0:04:52Thank you. You're very kind.
0:04:52 > 0:04:54Now, I have to say,
0:04:54 > 0:04:56slightly surprised that Piers Morgan's doing it,
0:04:56 > 0:04:59cos he, I don't know if you know this, he's a big Donald Trump supporter.
0:04:59 > 0:05:04- And I know you're not a fan. - I'm really not. I'm really not, no.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08I am... I am reminded of a time, about five years ago,
0:05:08 > 0:05:12I was at a dinner with my ex-wife Brooke and her family and this and that,
0:05:12 > 0:05:15and about halfway through, I...
0:05:15 > 0:05:19I noticed, um...Donald staring at my watch.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22And so he started saying, you know,
0:05:22 > 0:05:25"Listen, I'm sorry that I wasn't invited to your wedding," this and that,
0:05:25 > 0:05:27or, "I'm sorry I can't make your wedding."
0:05:27 > 0:05:29- And I was like, "I didn't invite you." - LAUGHTER
0:05:29 > 0:05:32So, he says, "But, you know, I want to give you an early wedding
0:05:32 > 0:05:35"gift as a gesture from me and Melania."
0:05:35 > 0:05:36And she doesn't say a word.
0:05:36 > 0:05:39She's very sweet and very pretty, but just kind of sits there.
0:05:39 > 0:05:42- You know?- Yeah.- Anyhoo, so...
0:05:42 > 0:05:46So, he says, "These are...these are platinum diamond Harry Winston,"
0:05:46 > 0:05:48and he pulls off his cufflinks...
0:05:48 > 0:05:50And he gives them to me.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53And so, I'm like, "Oh, gosh, Mr Trump. You really shouldn't do this."
0:05:53 > 0:05:58He goes, "No, no, it's the least I can do," and, you know, "Have a great marriage," and all that.
0:05:58 > 0:06:00- Little did he know... - LAUGHTER
0:06:01 > 0:06:02So...
0:06:02 > 0:06:05So, smash cut to about six months later,
0:06:05 > 0:06:09I had some jewellery getting appraised at the house, you know?
0:06:09 > 0:06:12And she finished and was leaving.
0:06:12 > 0:06:15And I said, "Oh, yeah, you know, there's another couple of pieces
0:06:15 > 0:06:18"that I have that I'm very curious about.
0:06:18 > 0:06:19"Would you mind appraising these?"
0:06:19 > 0:06:21She said, "No, what are they?"
0:06:21 > 0:06:25I said, you know, I explained the dinner and this and that and these were from Donald Trump.
0:06:25 > 0:06:28Harry Winston, you know, flawless Ds. Platinum.
0:06:28 > 0:06:32She took the loop, spent about four seconds and, kind of,
0:06:32 > 0:06:35recoiled from it, much like people do from Trump and...
0:06:35 > 0:06:36LAUGHTER
0:06:36 > 0:06:37And so...
0:06:37 > 0:06:43So, she says, "In their finest moment, this is cheap pewter
0:06:43 > 0:06:45"and bad zirconias."
0:06:47 > 0:06:48And they're stamped "Trump."
0:06:48 > 0:06:50And I just thought...
0:06:50 > 0:06:54I just thought, "What does this really say about the man?" You know,
0:06:54 > 0:06:58that he said, "Here's, like, a great wedding gift," and it's just...
0:06:58 > 0:07:00It's just a bag of dog shit, you know?
0:07:00 > 0:07:01LAUGHTER
0:07:01 > 0:07:06Now, is it...is that the laughter I can hear coming from across the pond
0:07:06 > 0:07:09at our country about this charlatan?
0:07:10 > 0:07:13It's quite... Listen, it's scary times all over the place.
0:07:13 > 0:07:16- It really is.- But you're having very scary times.
0:07:16 > 0:07:20But I have faith that good and decent people will make the right choice
0:07:20 > 0:07:25and the circus will leave town before it contaminates the Oval Office.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:07:32 > 0:07:35- All right. Let's go back to... - Table's too far.- It is too far.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38- I'm so sorry. It's to stop you drinking.- Thank you.
0:07:38 > 0:07:40LAUGHTER
0:07:40 > 0:07:44- Damn it! Damn it.- So, 2011, 2011's when it all went down.- Yes.
0:07:44 > 0:07:50And Two And A Half Men ended and dragon's blood, the notorious tour.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53- Tiger's blood.- Tiger's blood, not dragon's blood.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54Haven't made it to dragon yet.
0:07:54 > 0:07:57- That's in Lord Of The Rings, I think.- Yes.
0:07:57 > 0:07:58CHARLIE LAUGHS
0:07:58 > 0:08:03And when you look back or think back, do you recognise that man?
0:08:03 > 0:08:06Do you know what was going on in Charlie Sheen's head back then?
0:08:06 > 0:08:12I recognise him by name, not by character.
0:08:12 > 0:08:15It's a... It's very, um...
0:08:15 > 0:08:18You know what the shame shivers are?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20- Sort of.- Yeah. - I can imagine what they are, yes.
0:08:20 > 0:08:24Yeah, we all can get a sense of what, you know, like, the night before, you're driving home
0:08:24 > 0:08:26and like, "Oh, my God, I did that?"
0:08:26 > 0:08:30Yeah, they're shame shivers watching, um...
0:08:30 > 0:08:33whatever incarnation of who I thought I was in those moments.
0:08:33 > 0:08:39I just think I got so tired of saying somebody else's words
0:08:39 > 0:08:43and being told how to say them that I decided, in perhaps
0:08:43 > 0:08:47inappropriate or radically inappropriate moments,
0:08:47 > 0:08:51like the ABC interview, this and that, to write my own script.
0:08:52 > 0:08:53- You know?- Yeah.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56And then things caught fire and the world stood up to notice
0:08:56 > 0:08:59and I was just, sort of, along for the ride, you know?
0:08:59 > 0:09:01Because it became a global story.
0:09:01 > 0:09:04It went... Yeah. It went supernova.
0:09:04 > 0:09:06- Yeah, it really...- Yeah.
0:09:06 > 0:09:07When...
0:09:07 > 0:09:11- Again, looking back, when you were diagnosed as HIV-positive...- Right.
0:09:11 > 0:09:12..was that...
0:09:12 > 0:09:15was that the thing that pushed you over the edge or was that just part of it?
0:09:15 > 0:09:18- No, that was much later.- OK.
0:09:18 > 0:09:20So, it was like from one winning moment to the next.
0:09:20 > 0:09:22LAUGHTER
0:09:22 > 0:09:25No, people think that the tiger blood thing was me,
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- sort of, you know, issuing a hint or something...- Yeah.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31..or some measure of I don't know what,
0:09:31 > 0:09:36but, no, that was just what I call a...
0:09:36 > 0:09:41- a triple C, a cosmic collision course.- Yeah.- You know?
0:09:41 > 0:09:43So, that really had nothing to do with it,
0:09:43 > 0:09:46but there was something radically liberating
0:09:46 > 0:09:52and something very freeing about being able to come out,
0:09:52 > 0:09:55you know, to say, "Look, here's what I've been dealing with."
0:09:55 > 0:09:59Yeah, cos from the outside, from the outside looking in, that did seem like a pivotal moment,
0:09:59 > 0:10:01- that your life was going to change. - Right, and then outside,
0:10:01 > 0:10:05if you don't mind my mentioning, you said that when they came back to me...
0:10:05 > 0:10:06Oh...just to explain...
0:10:06 > 0:10:09- Yeah, go ahead.- So, if you... You could watch this on YouTube.
0:10:10 > 0:10:12- Charlie did an interview with Matt Lauer...- Yes.
0:10:12 > 0:10:16- ..in the States, where he came forward and said that you were HIV-positive.- Sure.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20And I was just saying, there's an amazing moment where it cut back to you,
0:10:20 > 0:10:24and you rarely see this moment of someone who's...
0:10:24 > 0:10:25- The weight is gone.- Right.
0:10:25 > 0:10:28You've told your secret and the world didn't end.
0:10:28 > 0:10:32Ethereally, that was true internally and how I felt emotionally,
0:10:32 > 0:10:35but what I did before we went to the commercial break,
0:10:35 > 0:10:39I caught a glimpse of myself on the monitor and I was really dark,
0:10:39 > 0:10:42and so during the break I told Gabe to come back out,
0:10:42 > 0:10:45my make-up artist, and make my eyes a little lighter.
0:10:45 > 0:10:46LAUGHTER
0:10:46 > 0:10:48- You've ruined the moment! - I'm so sorry!
0:10:48 > 0:10:50APPLAUSE
0:10:51 > 0:10:53GRAHAM LAUGHS
0:10:54 > 0:10:56So, when you cut back to me,
0:10:56 > 0:10:58I'm, like, totally lighter, younger and relieved, you know?
0:10:58 > 0:11:01Worries of the world are gone, it was a make-up trick.
0:11:01 > 0:11:04- And that's terrible!- There's two strokes from a genius.- This is...
0:11:04 > 0:11:07- I talk about that moment, I talk about that moment.- Yeah.
0:11:07 > 0:11:09It's a trip, it's a trip.
0:11:09 > 0:11:11- No, but... - GRAHAM LAUGHS
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I feel so duped. Thank you, good night.
0:11:13 > 0:11:15LAUGHTER
0:11:15 > 0:11:16Happy to help.
0:11:17 > 0:11:18And...
0:11:18 > 0:11:19Just to wrap up, where are you now?
0:11:19 > 0:11:21Are you on a big health kick now?
0:11:21 > 0:11:24Are you totally clean or do you still have a drink?
0:11:24 > 0:11:26Yeah, I don't do drugs.
0:11:26 > 0:11:28They don't... They just stopped working. Um...
0:11:28 > 0:11:30LAUGHTER
0:11:30 > 0:11:32- No, but... - APPLAUSE
0:11:32 > 0:11:36- They were not your friends.- No, they were not.- They were not your friends.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37But, um...
0:11:37 > 0:11:40I...don't drink. I sip.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43- Yeah.- Because I think that people that claim to be drinkers,
0:11:43 > 0:11:46you know, like, "No, dude, you're a sipper. Come on.
0:11:46 > 0:11:47"Get over your cheap self."
0:11:47 > 0:11:49But it's not...
0:11:49 > 0:11:54It's not for the reasons that it used to be about, you know?
0:11:54 > 0:11:59And since it went so crazy, five years ago, you have become
0:11:59 > 0:12:01this sort of polarising character.
0:12:01 > 0:12:03- And you must encounter this, too... - Sure.
0:12:03 > 0:12:06..where there is, you know, some... not ill will,
0:12:06 > 0:12:10but people, you know, are kind of like, "Whoa, that's Charlie Sheen. I don't want to get involved."
0:12:10 > 0:12:13Even on this show, on Twitter and Facebook and things, people were like, you know,
0:12:13 > 0:12:17- "You shouldn't have that man on the show..."- Interesting.- "..because of his past,
0:12:17 > 0:12:20- "his reputation with women and drugs and things like that."- Can I get those names?- You can, yeah.
0:12:20 > 0:12:21LAUGHTER
0:12:21 > 0:12:23But I just wonder,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26now are you, you know, just putting one foot in front of the other
0:12:26 > 0:12:30and getting through this, or is there a sense that you're trying
0:12:30 > 0:12:32to redeem yourself or reinvent yourself?
0:12:32 > 0:12:34Um... Thank you. Yeah, no,
0:12:34 > 0:12:38I understand that laughter heals
0:12:38 > 0:12:41and, you know, what I do professionally
0:12:41 > 0:12:44takes people away from things they don't want to think about
0:12:44 > 0:12:47or be engaged in, but now I genuinely feel like
0:12:47 > 0:12:51I'm part of something really important, you know?
0:12:51 > 0:12:54And it was not my intention to become, you know,
0:12:54 > 0:12:57the face of HIV and Aids,
0:12:57 > 0:12:59but there's been nobody else,
0:12:59 > 0:13:03and what was really cool is that it brought the dialogue
0:13:03 > 0:13:06- and the awareness out of the shadows.- Yeah.
0:13:06 > 0:13:09And now there's a lot of people that come up to me in the street
0:13:09 > 0:13:12or that call me and say, "Thank you for helping my brother,
0:13:12 > 0:13:15"my father, my sister, my aunt," because now they feel comfortable...
0:13:15 > 0:13:17- They can talk about it. - ..to have that dialogue, yeah.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20Charlie, I've really enjoyed talking to you. It's been very nice.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23An Evening With Charlie Sheen is on Sunday night at the Drury Lane theatre.
0:13:23 > 0:13:28- Thank you so much for coming and sharing your stories.- You're amazing.- Charlie Sheen, everybody!
0:13:28 > 0:13:29- Thank you so much.- Thank you.
0:13:29 > 0:13:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:13:35 > 0:13:37Right!
0:13:37 > 0:13:40My next guests tonight are four of the funniest women in America.
0:13:40 > 0:13:43Together they're rebooting one of Hollywood's favourite comedies, Ghostbusters.
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Here's a taste of them in action.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48- Uh, Ghostbusters. - Ugh, Conductors of the Metaphysical!
0:13:48 > 0:13:50OK, cool, see ya.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53Hey, guys, which one of these makes me look more like a doctor?
0:13:53 > 0:13:55- BOTH:- Who was on the phone?!
0:13:55 > 0:13:56The Sterlingbrook Theater.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58There's a goat on the loose.
0:13:59 > 0:14:01I'm going to load up the car.
0:14:01 > 0:14:03OK. OK, OK!
0:14:03 > 0:14:04# If there's something strange... #
0:14:04 > 0:14:06Look at this beauty!
0:14:06 > 0:14:09- What did you do to my uncle's hearse?!- I fixed it.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11Man, this is so inappropriate for this vehicle!
0:14:13 > 0:14:14Whoo!
0:14:17 > 0:14:19# I'm not afraid, not afraid
0:14:19 > 0:14:21# Ooh, I'm not afraid
0:14:21 > 0:14:23- # I turn my lights out - Whoo
0:14:23 > 0:14:24# Got me scared, whoo
0:14:24 > 0:14:27# And I leave my bed I see shadows all over my walls
0:14:27 > 0:14:28# Man, these monsters be big and tall
0:14:28 > 0:14:30# Ghostbusters, who you gonna call? #
0:14:30 > 0:14:32- Let's go.- Let's go!- Oh.- Oh. - Did you wanna...?
0:14:32 > 0:14:34- I'm sorry, I'll let you.- Next time.
0:14:34 > 0:14:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:36 > 0:14:38Please welcome Kate McKinnon!
0:14:38 > 0:14:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Kate McKinnon! Hello, my darling.
0:14:42 > 0:14:44Nice to see you.
0:14:44 > 0:14:46Leslie Jones, everybody.
0:14:46 > 0:14:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Hello, Leslie Jones!
0:14:49 > 0:14:50Hi. Oh, sit down, do.
0:14:50 > 0:14:52Kristen Wiig!
0:14:52 > 0:14:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:14:53 > 0:14:55Yay! Hello, lovely lady!
0:14:55 > 0:14:57Hi, nice to see you.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58And Melissa McCarthy!
0:14:58 > 0:15:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:15:00 > 0:15:02Wow. Showbiz, look at you!
0:15:04 > 0:15:06Sit down, sit down.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09- Oh.- I had to be the non-lady.
0:15:09 > 0:15:13I like the way our invisible waitress has arrived very quickly.
0:15:13 > 0:15:16It's like lady, lady, lady, fella.
0:15:16 > 0:15:18LAUGHTER
0:15:18 > 0:15:20I'm taking that pineapple to go.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- Oh, how are you all?- Great! - Great, really.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27- It's all happening, guys.- This is so pretty and bright and festive!
0:15:27 > 0:15:29- Yeah, it's like a television studio! - Yeah.
0:15:29 > 0:15:30LAUGHTER
0:15:30 > 0:15:32Kinda. Kind of.
0:15:32 > 0:15:34Now, congratulations on the movie.
0:15:34 > 0:15:35Thank you!
0:15:35 > 0:15:37You look like you're having fun in the movie,
0:15:37 > 0:15:39so is this bit fun, too?
0:15:39 > 0:15:41I mean, not THIS bit, let's not push it,
0:15:41 > 0:15:43but the travelling the world,
0:15:43 > 0:15:46the promoting it everywhere - is this still fun,
0:15:46 > 0:15:47or is this kind of like, "ugh"?
0:15:47 > 0:15:49- I like it.- When we get to do it together, yeah.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51Yeah, when we do it together it's fun.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53Yes, I love it.
0:15:53 > 0:15:54LAUGHTER
0:15:54 > 0:15:56I love it!
0:15:56 > 0:15:58No, really quiet down the end there! I was like, whoa.
0:15:58 > 0:15:59This is so fun.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02And this is funny because I ordered a white-wine spritzer,
0:16:02 > 0:16:05and this is just straight white wine. So we'll see.
0:16:05 > 0:16:07We'll give you the soda later.
0:16:07 > 0:16:09And then you can jump up and down.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- This could really take a turn. - Good, I hope it does!
0:16:12 > 0:16:14LAUGHTER
0:16:14 > 0:16:18So obviously, all friends now, but, Kristen and Melissa,
0:16:18 > 0:16:19we knew that you knew each other,
0:16:19 > 0:16:23- cos of course, Bridesmaids, famously.- Even before then.- Yeah.
0:16:23 > 0:16:25CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:27 > 0:16:29We go way back to the Groundlings Theater.
0:16:29 > 0:16:31Like, Kristen was at my wedding.
0:16:31 > 0:16:35- Yeah, we go way, way back.- Yeah, years and years before Bridesmaids. - One hundred years!
0:16:35 > 0:16:38"In the land before Bridesmaids..."
0:16:38 > 0:16:39LAUGHTER
0:16:39 > 0:16:44So on Bridesmaids - you did do a lot of proper bonding on Bridesmaids.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46Didn't you have, like, party nights and stuff?
0:16:46 > 0:16:49- We did a pre...- There was a pre.
0:16:49 > 0:16:53My co-writer Annie and I had the idea to get all the girls together,
0:16:53 > 0:16:56plus the script supervisor, wardrobe, just all the women on the film, to bond.
0:16:56 > 0:16:58- There were 40, I would say. - There were a lot of people.
0:16:58 > 0:17:02- 40 women?- Yeah.- It was pitched to me as research,
0:17:02 > 0:17:04because initially there was a scene
0:17:04 > 0:17:09- where we went to a gentlemen's entertainment parlour.- Yeah.
0:17:09 > 0:17:10LAUGHTER
0:17:10 > 0:17:12- Or a strip club.- A strip club. - A guys' strip club.
0:17:12 > 0:17:15- Oh, a guys' strip club?- Yeah.- OK.
0:17:15 > 0:17:18So we got a party bus with a lot of alcohol.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20We had, like, a lot of booze.
0:17:20 > 0:17:23Weird poles, which I was like, is that to hang on or dance?
0:17:23 > 0:17:25- Did it have the disco lights in the bus?- Oh, yeah.- Oh, fabulous!
0:17:25 > 0:17:28And then we went to a strip club.
0:17:28 > 0:17:32- Um, and we watched the show. - They did vignettes.
0:17:32 > 0:17:35- They did vignettes. It was not... - There was like, Backdraft!
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Like, they would all come out in firemen's stuff.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40And then it was like...
0:17:40 > 0:17:42Everything had the same theme, and everything involved...
0:17:42 > 0:17:45It seemed like every number had a duster.
0:17:45 > 0:17:47Everything had a long trench coat to the floor.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49- A lot of equipment. - But they did do...
0:17:49 > 0:17:52- Do you remember The Matrix? - The Matrix one, yeah.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54Somebody was playing Neo.
0:17:54 > 0:17:55Wonderfully.
0:17:55 > 0:17:56LAUGHTER
0:17:56 > 0:17:59There was a lot of long trenches and guys in suits,
0:17:59 > 0:18:01and everybody had these very cheap glasses on.
0:18:01 > 0:18:03But I couldn't figure out -
0:18:03 > 0:18:06one guy had a huge, huge thick rope around his waist,
0:18:06 > 0:18:10and I was like, "I have not seen the Matrix in a while."
0:18:10 > 0:18:12- I couldn't figure out... Do you remember?- Yes.
0:18:12 > 0:18:16We were all like, "What's the rope about?! I don't remember a rope in The Matrix."
0:18:16 > 0:18:18And they're, like, doing this synchronised dancing
0:18:18 > 0:18:22and all the clothes are coming off. And we're like, "Put it on!"
0:18:22 > 0:18:25And it went on and on. I'm still like, "I don't get what the rope is about."
0:18:25 > 0:18:28And then the big move comes where, you know, the bullets come
0:18:28 > 0:18:30and he does the back bend.
0:18:30 > 0:18:33Clearly, this professional dancer could not do a back bend,
0:18:33 > 0:18:35so the big move was like...
0:18:35 > 0:18:37All of a sudden it's like, "Whoa!"
0:18:37 > 0:18:40And somebody off stage is clearly holding the rope.
0:18:40 > 0:18:42LAUGHTER
0:18:42 > 0:18:43APPLAUSE
0:18:43 > 0:18:46And a huge... Not like a thin string,
0:18:46 > 0:18:49a huge rope held this guy up as he was like,
0:18:49 > 0:18:50"Gaaaah!"
0:18:50 > 0:18:52LAUGHTER
0:18:52 > 0:18:53- That was...- Yes.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55That was a standout moment.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58- Lot of themes. Lot of themes. - A lot of themes.- That's hilarious.
0:18:58 > 0:19:01And Saturday Night Live also was a big bonding thing.
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Now, Kristen, did you know Leslie and K-K...
0:19:04 > 0:19:06HE STAMMERS: K-K-Kate?
0:19:06 > 0:19:08- THEY IMITATE HIM:- K-K-Ka-Ka? - K-K-Ka. Ka, Ka!
0:19:08 > 0:19:10We met...
0:19:10 > 0:19:12- I think we met when I hosted... - Masterminds.
0:19:12 > 0:19:14Oh, no, we did a movie together.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17- Then we worked together after that. - After that. OK, yeah.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19But now, you guys are still in Saturday Night Live.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21Most people, I'm sure, know,
0:19:21 > 0:19:24but it's a big comedy sketch show in America.
0:19:24 > 0:19:26You've worked together for how many years now?
0:19:26 > 0:19:29- It's been two. After one... - LESLIE LAUGHS
0:19:29 > 0:19:31Right? It's been three?
0:19:31 > 0:19:33- Maybe three. I don't know. - It's been three.
0:19:33 > 0:19:37And for the first year, Leslie - my name is Kate McKinnon, and she...
0:19:37 > 0:19:39LAUGHTER
0:19:39 > 0:19:42I know that, but she came up to me and she said,
0:19:42 > 0:19:44after a year of knowing me...
0:19:46 > 0:19:48.."You all right, Kate Middleton?"
0:19:48 > 0:19:50LAUGHTER
0:19:55 > 0:19:57And were you joking?
0:19:57 > 0:19:59No, I was not.
0:19:59 > 0:20:00LAUGHTER
0:20:00 > 0:20:03And I was like, "Who's Middleton, then?"
0:20:03 > 0:20:05She was like, "A princess, bitch!"
0:20:05 > 0:20:07LAUGHTER
0:20:08 > 0:20:11I like that name.
0:20:11 > 0:20:13I like Kate Middleton, I think she's awesome.
0:20:13 > 0:20:15Her hair's awesome.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18And, Kate, you do some great characters
0:20:18 > 0:20:20- on Saturday Night Live.- Thank you!
0:20:20 > 0:20:23Your Justin Bieber is spookily accurate.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26- Look at that!- Incredible. - That is incredible.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Thank you so much.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30- You've done it in front of him, haven't you?- I have not.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- Oh, you haven't? - Have not breached the wall yet.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37I met him before, cos he hosted SNL once.
0:20:37 > 0:20:40That was before I started doing the impression of him.
0:20:40 > 0:20:42But I was so struck by how...
0:20:42 > 0:20:45This was before he got really beefy for those Calvin Klein ads.
0:20:45 > 0:20:48And now he looks like, you know, a big beefcake.
0:20:48 > 0:20:50But he was really very delicate,
0:20:50 > 0:20:52and he had a very tender, beautiful,
0:20:52 > 0:20:54just such a beautiful face,
0:20:54 > 0:20:57and such a big, big hat,
0:20:57 > 0:21:00and such big clothes, and just the most beautiful...
0:21:00 > 0:21:03And I am a huge fan of his, and I love it.
0:21:03 > 0:21:07Now, you have a special way of preparing the face, haven't you?
0:21:07 > 0:21:09- Yes.- Um, yes.
0:21:09 > 0:21:14You want to look as though you've done something wrong, but like...
0:21:14 > 0:21:15it's cute.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18LAUGHTER
0:21:27 > 0:21:29That is very good!
0:21:29 > 0:21:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:34 > 0:21:36And if somebody plays their cards right,
0:21:36 > 0:21:40soon you'll be getting to play the President of the United States.
0:21:40 > 0:21:42- Yeah!- Yeah.
0:21:42 > 0:21:45We've got a picture of you - you DID do it with her, though.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Oh, my God.- There's the real Hillary and then you.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51I mean, did you tone it down when she was there?
0:21:51 > 0:21:52No.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54LAUGHTER
0:21:54 > 0:21:55No.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57Um, no.
0:21:57 > 0:21:59No, I did it just the same,
0:21:59 > 0:22:01and, oh, God, it was a great day.
0:22:01 > 0:22:03It was just one of the greatest days.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05I think we're friends.
0:22:05 > 0:22:08I don't think she thinks we're friends.
0:22:08 > 0:22:09I doubt that she thinks we're friends,
0:22:09 > 0:22:12but in my mind we are friends, and I have her phone number.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14I don't. But in my mind, I do,
0:22:14 > 0:22:17and I can text her any time I want and say,
0:22:17 > 0:22:19"Great speech, you killed it."
0:22:19 > 0:22:23- You know.- You're friends. - But I don't have it, right?
0:22:23 > 0:22:25Melissa, you've met her as well.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- We've got a picture of you. - I did.- There you are.
0:22:28 > 0:22:30LAUGHTER
0:22:30 > 0:22:33The one time in my life I'm going to be able to take a picture
0:22:33 > 0:22:36with Hillary Clinton, I was so excited, and afterwards,
0:22:36 > 0:22:38I was like, "I got her!"
0:22:38 > 0:22:40And then Leslie goes, "I know, I photobombed you."
0:22:40 > 0:22:42LAUGHTER
0:22:47 > 0:22:50I got a selfie with everybody except for her, and I was like,
0:22:50 > 0:22:52"I'm getting my selfie!"
0:22:52 > 0:22:54LAUGHTER
0:22:54 > 0:22:57- Leslie, you still do stand-up, right?- Yes.
0:22:57 > 0:23:00But you... This is such an extraordinary story -
0:23:00 > 0:23:03so, you opened for Jamie Foxx?
0:23:03 > 0:23:06Yeah, it was, like, the second time I ever performed, ever.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07How was that possible?
0:23:07 > 0:23:10OK, so, I went to college on a scholarship,
0:23:10 > 0:23:13and they entered me into this Funniest Person on Campus,
0:23:13 > 0:23:15and I won the contest and I was like, oh,
0:23:15 > 0:23:19I'm the next Eddie Murphy, and I quit college and everything...
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- I had a scholarship and everything...- No!
0:23:21 > 0:23:24Oh, no, the conversation with my father was the best one.
0:23:24 > 0:23:26I called my father and I was like, "Yeah, you know, um,
0:23:26 > 0:23:29"I gave up the scholarship, I'm going to be a comedian."
0:23:29 > 0:23:31He was like, "What?!"
0:23:31 > 0:23:33I was like, "I'm going to be the next Eddie Murphy."
0:23:33 > 0:23:36He was like, "Eddie Murphy?! Eddie Murphy?!"
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Then he called my mom and he was like,
0:23:38 > 0:23:42"Ma! Hey! Tell her... Who told her she was funny?
0:23:42 > 0:23:45"You have never been funny your whole life!
0:23:45 > 0:23:49"I've known you your whole life, you have never made me laugh, ever!
0:23:49 > 0:23:55"Who told you you was funny?! Who told you you was funny?!"
0:23:55 > 0:23:58I was like, "Uh...
0:23:58 > 0:24:00"Uh...
0:24:01 > 0:24:06"Uh... All the people in the audience said I was funny, Daddy."
0:24:06 > 0:24:08"THEY CRAZY!"
0:24:12 > 0:24:14Oh, dear. Let's talk about the movie.
0:24:14 > 0:24:16Ghostbusters, it opens everywhere on July 11,
0:24:16 > 0:24:20- directed by Paul Feig, who also directed Bridesmaids...- Yay!
0:24:20 > 0:24:23- Yeah, very good. And indeed Spy... - And Spy, and The Heat.
0:24:23 > 0:24:26Why does he look so surprised in that picture?
0:24:26 > 0:24:28Did they surprise him when they took it?
0:24:28 > 0:24:30Like, "WHOA!"
0:24:30 > 0:24:34It's always a challenge when you kind of dare to touch
0:24:34 > 0:24:36a kind of fan favourite, but it's fair to say,
0:24:36 > 0:24:40when you guys announced there was going to be this female reboot
0:24:40 > 0:24:44of Ghostbusters, there was, like, Nerdageddon. I mean...
0:24:44 > 0:24:46Oh, my God, that's the perfect word!
0:24:46 > 0:24:50There was a meltdown in Nerdland.
0:24:50 > 0:24:51Yup, yup.
0:24:51 > 0:24:55Fellas all across the world in their mothers' basements rose up...
0:24:58 > 0:24:59It was really fascinating.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01You said a funny thing, you were like,
0:25:01 > 0:25:03"It's like they announced they cast it with animals."
0:25:03 > 0:25:06Like they weren't even going to have human beings in the movie.
0:25:06 > 0:25:09It was also like, the announcement came out and it was like,
0:25:09 > 0:25:13we are going to burn every version of the original two,
0:25:13 > 0:25:14never to be seen again.
0:25:14 > 0:25:18It's like, it's not an either-or thing, guys,
0:25:18 > 0:25:19it's all still remaining.
0:25:19 > 0:25:23It's a film about funny people fighting ghosts. You know, let's...
0:25:23 > 0:25:25Thank you... Oh, sorry!
0:25:25 > 0:25:27It's a movie, people!
0:25:27 > 0:25:30And I think when people see it, they will be won over, because
0:25:30 > 0:25:33they'll enjoy it, it's funny, and so, in this world, who are you all?
0:25:33 > 0:25:35How do you become Ghostbusters?
0:25:35 > 0:25:37Well... Do you want to take this?
0:25:37 > 0:25:39Well, we're physi...
0:25:39 > 0:25:42She's a physicist and she's a physicist and I'm a physicist,
0:25:42 > 0:25:44- and... - I work for the trains.
0:25:46 > 0:25:49So, we kind of lose our job - I publish a book,
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Kristen loses her tenure at a university,
0:25:52 > 0:25:54Kate and I are working at a terrible university,
0:25:54 > 0:25:57they also throw us out, so, we're kind of forced to say there
0:25:57 > 0:26:01are these problems in the world and maybe somebody needs our help.
0:26:01 > 0:26:03And of course, we saw in the clip there,
0:26:03 > 0:26:05another addition to the cast, our good friend Chris Hemsworth.
0:26:05 > 0:26:07- Yes.- I mean... - THEY SIGH
0:26:07 > 0:26:13I think I've got a picture of Chris Hemsworth. Do I?
0:26:13 > 0:26:15I do, I do, yes.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17WHOOPING AND CHEERING
0:26:17 > 0:26:20That's just him coming out of his trailer.
0:26:20 > 0:26:23- That's him coming out of his trailer.- It's too much.
0:26:23 > 0:26:24It's crazy, isn't it?
0:26:24 > 0:26:27I just, at a certain point, I thought, I have never
0:26:27 > 0:26:32rooted for someone maybe to be just an unbelievable jerk.
0:26:32 > 0:26:36- I just needed something to be wrong with him.- And there was nothing!
0:26:36 > 0:26:38And also, the four of you, it must be annoying,
0:26:38 > 0:26:41because you kind of think, oh, we are very funny and here's
0:26:41 > 0:26:44this hunk - he's annoyingly funny!
0:26:44 > 0:26:47He is hilarious. We were like, did you bring writers or something?
0:26:47 > 0:26:50He was killing it, like, killing it.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52He was funny like a guy that had to fight his way off the playground
0:26:52 > 0:26:55his whole life and he had to be funny
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- so he didn't get his ass kicked. - Seriously, that's how funny he was.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01It was very strange, and at one point, he started...
0:27:01 > 0:27:04I don't know, we were talking about music or playing something,
0:27:04 > 0:27:06and I said, "What song are you talking about?"
0:27:06 > 0:27:08And he started singing, and I did not mean to,
0:27:08 > 0:27:11but it was deep and guttural,
0:27:11 > 0:27:15I was like, "YOU SHUT UP! You shut up, Chris!"
0:27:15 > 0:27:17Because it was also...
0:27:17 > 0:27:19He started to sound like a songbird,
0:27:19 > 0:27:23and it was like, you can't have another thing! Just be quiet.
0:27:23 > 0:27:27I don't tell people to shut up, but I was like, "You shut up!"
0:27:27 > 0:27:31And I said, "Can you sing?" He was like, "Well, I can carry a tune."
0:27:31 > 0:27:32I was like, "You shut up!"
0:27:32 > 0:27:35Just never find out... I'm going to pretend
0:27:35 > 0:27:38you're a terrible singer so I know you're human.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42I bet he doesn't even have boogers. I bet it's just a hollow tube.
0:27:42 > 0:27:46Yeah, or if he does have boogers, they taste like cornflakes.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53Mm! Crispy! Kristen likes that, too.
0:27:53 > 0:27:57- They taste sweet, right? - Like Frosted Flakes.
0:27:57 > 0:28:00- Yeah!- He's hot, man. - Can I just say, I think...
0:28:00 > 0:28:03I think we've spent too long now, this is wrong.
0:28:03 > 0:28:06You can't spend this long discussing someone on a show!
0:28:06 > 0:28:10We were sad when he left - he got a cake, it was a lot.
0:28:10 > 0:28:14- And he ate it and didn't get fat. - He did not!
0:28:14 > 0:28:19As he was eating cake, he got more chiselled.
0:28:19 > 0:28:23But weirdly, I didn't have any cake, and when he was eating his,
0:28:23 > 0:28:25I gained, like, six pounds.
0:28:28 > 0:28:31Hemsworth!
0:28:31 > 0:28:33We must talk about one more element of the film,
0:28:33 > 0:28:36because it's in the original and it's back with a vengeance -
0:28:36 > 0:28:39the slime. Where there were ghosts, there was...
0:28:39 > 0:28:42- What is it supposed to be, ectoplasm or something?- Mm-hm.
0:28:42 > 0:28:46- It's supposed to be. - Sorry, I said that like a doubter!
0:28:46 > 0:28:49"Oh, it's ECTOPLASM?"
0:28:49 > 0:28:52And, Kristen, you get the bulk of it.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54- Yup.- Yeah...
0:28:54 > 0:28:58When I read it in the script, I was like, oh, cool, I get slimed a lot.
0:28:58 > 0:29:01And after the first time when I...
0:29:01 > 0:29:06found out what it was made of and how to "get it off",
0:29:06 > 0:29:09because you can't put water on it,
0:29:09 > 0:29:12- because it, like, multiplies... - It gets slimier.
0:29:12 > 0:29:17- It's a real phenomenon, I don't know...- Who came up with that?!
0:29:17 > 0:29:18I don't know!
0:29:18 > 0:29:23There was always, like, four guys in masks going, "It's perfectly safe."
0:29:23 > 0:29:27I'm like, well, why are you in... Aaagh!
0:29:27 > 0:29:30You can't walk anywhere, it was so slippery.
0:29:30 > 0:29:33You had to take, like, a dry washcloth -
0:29:33 > 0:29:36which just feels great anyway - and just, like, get as much
0:29:36 > 0:29:39as you can, and then you get in the shower and it just, like...
0:29:39 > 0:29:43- Bloop, bloop! It comes back. - It's a two-day...
0:29:43 > 0:29:46- That must have taken you for ever to get it out!- It did, it did!
0:29:46 > 0:29:48Because you were encased in it.
0:29:48 > 0:29:50I used her a lot to block it, I never got slimed.
0:29:50 > 0:29:54There's a scene in the movie where Leslie literally picks
0:29:54 > 0:29:59Kristen up and blocks her body. I may also have...
0:29:59 > 0:30:03close-ups of Kristen on the ground getting violently slimed,
0:30:03 > 0:30:06and I was like, I want to be supportive, but I'm just going to...
0:30:08 > 0:30:12- There was a lot of...- Yeah.- They like a close-up during this torment.
0:30:12 > 0:30:13Hey, good luck with the film.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16Ghostbusters is out in cinemas from 11 July,
0:30:16 > 0:30:21and here you all are taking on a ghost in the New York subway.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23- What? No!- It happened!
0:30:26 > 0:30:29Do you see that? The eyes!
0:30:29 > 0:30:32- Holtzmann, now is not the time to mess with me, all right?- No.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34- That is unsettling. - Patty, can I get some
0:30:34 > 0:30:35illumination on the subject?
0:30:35 > 0:30:37Yeah, I can give you some light on that.
0:30:37 > 0:30:39- Oh!- Oh, boy.
0:30:39 > 0:30:41Where are these ghosts coming from?
0:30:41 > 0:30:44- We are taking this pretty boy back to the lab. Holtzmann?- Yeah?
0:30:44 > 0:30:49- Power us up.- OK, going to plug these things in here. Erin, come here.
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Hold that thing like this...
0:30:51 > 0:30:53Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?
0:30:53 > 0:30:55You have the longest arms.
0:30:55 > 0:30:56This is just a little bit of grounding
0:30:56 > 0:31:00- so you don't die immediately. - You HAVE done this before, right?
0:31:00 > 0:31:03Ready, aim...fire!
0:31:06 > 0:31:08LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:31:08 > 0:31:10THEY MAKE "SAD TROMBONE" NOISE
0:31:12 > 0:31:15OK, it is time for our musical act tonight.
0:31:15 > 0:31:18I love this lady, she is a huge hit in her home country of France
0:31:18 > 0:31:20and now she's set for international stardom.
0:31:20 > 0:31:22Here performing her current single, Tilted,
0:31:22 > 0:31:24it's Christine and the Queens!
0:32:05 > 0:32:09# I'll die away before Methuselah
0:32:10 > 0:32:14# So I'll fight sleep with ammonia
0:32:15 > 0:32:18# And every morning with eyes all red
0:32:19 > 0:32:22# I'll miss them for the tears they shed
0:32:24 > 0:32:26# But I'm actually good
0:32:26 > 0:32:29# Can't help it if we're tilted
0:32:29 > 0:32:31# I am actually good
0:32:31 > 0:32:34# Can't help it if we
0:32:34 > 0:32:36# I am actually good
0:32:36 > 0:32:38# Can't help it if we're tilted
0:32:38 > 0:32:41# I am actually good
0:32:41 > 0:32:45# Can't help it if we're tilted
0:33:02 > 0:33:05# I miss prosthesis and mended souls
0:33:08 > 0:33:10# Trample over beauty while singing their thoughts
0:33:12 > 0:33:15# I match them with my euphoria
0:33:17 > 0:33:20# When they said, "Je suis plus folle que toi"
0:33:22 > 0:33:24# But I'm actually good
0:33:24 > 0:33:26# Can't help it if we're tilted
0:33:26 > 0:33:29# I am actually good
0:33:29 > 0:33:32# Can't help it if we
0:33:32 > 0:33:34# I am actually good
0:33:34 > 0:33:36# Can't help it if we're tilted
0:33:36 > 0:33:38# I am actually good
0:33:38 > 0:33:42# Can't help it if we're tilted... #
0:33:42 > 0:33:44SHE RAPS: Nous et la man on est de sortie
0:33:44 > 0:33:47Pire qu'une simple moitie On compte a demi-demi
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Pile sur un des bas cotes Comme des origamis
0:33:49 > 0:33:52Le bras tendu parait casse Tout n'est qu'epis et eclis
0:33:52 > 0:33:53Ces enfants bizarres
0:33:53 > 0:33:56Craches dehors comme par hasard
0:33:56 > 0:33:58Cachant l'effort dans le griffoir
0:33:58 > 0:34:01Et une creepy song en etendard Qui fait...
0:34:01 > 0:34:06# I'm doing my face with magic marker
0:34:06 > 0:34:11# I'm in my right place, don't be a downer
0:34:11 > 0:34:16# I'm doing my face with magic marker
0:34:16 > 0:34:20# I'm in my right place, yeah
0:34:20 > 0:34:21# I am actually good
0:34:21 > 0:34:24# Can't help it if we're tilted
0:34:24 > 0:34:26# I am actually good
0:34:26 > 0:34:29# Can't help it if we
0:34:29 > 0:34:31# I am actually good
0:34:31 > 0:34:34# Can't help it if we're tilted
0:34:34 > 0:34:37# I'm good, hey, hey, hey
0:34:40 > 0:34:43# Hey, hey, hey, hey
0:34:43 > 0:34:47# Oh, I'm good, yeah
0:34:48 > 0:34:52# Oh, I'm good, yeah
0:34:52 > 0:34:55# I am actually good
0:34:55 > 0:34:58# Can't help it if we're tilted
0:35:13 > 0:35:15# Twist it, twist it, twist it, twist it
0:35:15 > 0:35:18# Twist it, twist it, hey, hey! #
0:35:18 > 0:35:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:22 > 0:35:25Wow, Christine and the Queens!
0:35:25 > 0:35:28That's beautiful! Come on, Christine. Where are the dancers?
0:35:28 > 0:35:32- Those stunning dancers. Hello. - Hello.- Lovely to see you.
0:35:32 > 0:35:34Come and meet the ladies.
0:35:34 > 0:35:39Kate, Leslie, Kristen, Melissa, that's Christine.
0:35:39 > 0:35:41Oh, please come to America!
0:35:44 > 0:35:45Have a seat, do.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Seriously, it's so stunning, so distinctive, it's beautiful,
0:35:50 > 0:35:53- really, really beautiful.- Thank you.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56I'm probably blushing, because I'm a fan of every one of you, sitting.
0:35:56 > 0:36:00I'll probably be matching the couch, I'm sorry to say it!
0:36:00 > 0:36:02Can I be one of your dancers?
0:36:02 > 0:36:05- You can go on tour with me whenever you want.- Yup, yeah!
0:36:05 > 0:36:08- That has to happen.- Actually, Christine, do you always work...?
0:36:08 > 0:36:10Are those always your dancers, if you know what I mean?
0:36:10 > 0:36:14Yeah, yeah, we've been working together for two years now.
0:36:14 > 0:36:16Actually, I've been improving, thanks to them.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18Before that, I was a bit more awkward.
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Now I'm awkward, but with style.
0:36:23 > 0:36:27Now, the album, Chaleur Humaine...
0:36:27 > 0:36:29- Well said!- Ooh!
0:36:30 > 0:36:33C'est out now.
0:36:33 > 0:36:36LAUGHTER
0:36:36 > 0:36:38Out maintenant - I know one word.
0:36:38 > 0:36:41Oh, there it is. And I've got that album, I love it.
0:36:41 > 0:36:43I can't remember who recommended it to me,
0:36:43 > 0:36:45but I just think it's a beautiful, beautiful album.
0:36:45 > 0:36:48- Congratulations on it all.- Yes.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51And the dancing, that is the thing, people hear your music
0:36:51 > 0:36:54and like it, but when you see it, it's so visual.
0:36:54 > 0:36:57Do you do that, is there a choreographer who does it all,
0:36:57 > 0:36:58how does that happen?
0:36:58 > 0:37:02It's starting with me basically improvising in my own bedroom,
0:37:02 > 0:37:04then improvising on stage, just doing openings,
0:37:04 > 0:37:07and now I'm actually working with a woman, she's really gifted,
0:37:07 > 0:37:10she has this really genderless energy, she's a French
0:37:10 > 0:37:13choreographer, and actually, I've met the dancers thanks to them.
0:37:13 > 0:37:17Thanks to her. I'm French, sorry! Excuse me.
0:37:17 > 0:37:19Actually, this is a ridiculous question to ask,
0:37:19 > 0:37:22but, I mean, you're probably just clever and went to school,
0:37:22 > 0:37:25but is there a reason why your English is so good?
0:37:26 > 0:37:27Well, you know what I mean,
0:37:27 > 0:37:30if someone can speak a second language, you think,
0:37:30 > 0:37:34"Wow! Where did you grow up? Are you in fact British?"
0:37:34 > 0:37:36Yes, I am - undercover!
0:37:36 > 0:37:38No, actually, my father is going to be happy,
0:37:38 > 0:37:41because it's actually thanks to him - he's an English teacher.
0:37:41 > 0:37:43Obsessed with the BBC,
0:37:43 > 0:37:46- so I've been listening to the BBC since I'm young, basically.- Oh, OK.
0:37:46 > 0:37:49This is why I kind of sound like an English person.
0:37:49 > 0:37:51- No.- No, I don't, OK!
0:37:51 > 0:37:54LAUGHTER
0:37:54 > 0:37:58I sound like an English person. I mean, I KIND OF sound
0:37:58 > 0:38:01- like an English person.- And very exciting - you're doing Glastonbury?
0:38:01 > 0:38:05- Yeah, I am. - Which day are you doing Glastonbury?
0:38:05 > 0:38:07Friday. I'm playing on Friday,
0:38:07 > 0:38:10I think in the afternoon, twenty past three.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12Is it English when I say that?
0:38:12 > 0:38:14Twenty past three? Yeah.
0:38:14 > 0:38:15Twenty past three, yeah, yeah.
0:38:15 > 0:38:18Half past three, yeah. Go on at four, I don't care.
0:38:18 > 0:38:21People are staying there in tents,
0:38:21 > 0:38:23it doesn't matter what time you go on, they'll be there.
0:38:23 > 0:38:27- And which one are you on? Are you on the Pyramid?- I'm on the Other Stage.
0:38:29 > 0:38:30I guess it's that.
0:38:30 > 0:38:33If you can't see her, she is on the Other Stage.
0:38:33 > 0:38:35I'm on the Other Stage. "She's on the other one, sorry."
0:38:35 > 0:38:37If it's 3:20 and there ain't none of that, you know
0:38:37 > 0:38:41she's on the Other Stage. "I've made a terrible mistake, I have."
0:38:41 > 0:38:44Christine and the Queens, welcome to the world.
0:38:44 > 0:38:48- We love you, you're just fantastic. Christine and the Queens!- Thank you!
0:38:51 > 0:38:54OK, that's nearly it.
0:38:54 > 0:38:58Before we go, before we go, we are going to the red chair.
0:38:58 > 0:39:00Now, what I'll say is, the red chair...
0:39:00 > 0:39:03You've been here before, you know the red chair.
0:39:03 > 0:39:04You will see what the red chair is.
0:39:04 > 0:39:07What we've done is we've upped the ante tonight -
0:39:07 > 0:39:10in honour of Ghostbusters, there is
0:39:10 > 0:39:15the option of, as well as being flipped, you could be slimed.
0:39:15 > 0:39:16- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:39:16 > 0:39:20Like I said, it's totally fine if you get slimed.
0:39:20 > 0:39:23- It comes right off...- It's like an aloe spot treatment, it's great.
0:39:23 > 0:39:26- It's aloe, it's aloe.- It's aloe! - You've now made me feel bad!
0:39:26 > 0:39:29So, the story will have to be very bad to get slimed.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32- I will attempt not to slime anyone. Who is up first? Hello!- Hello.
0:39:32 > 0:39:34- Hi, what's your name? - My name's Andrew.
0:39:34 > 0:39:38- And where do you live, Andrew? - In London.- Just in London.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41- Don't try and find him! - Real vague. Real vague.
0:39:41 > 0:39:45He's Andrew, he lives in a capital city. Don't mess with me!
0:39:45 > 0:39:49- What do you do, Andrew? - I work in music publishing.
0:39:49 > 0:39:53- In music publishing! Hmm! - I found it too comfortable.
0:39:55 > 0:39:57What's your story, Andrew?
0:39:57 > 0:40:01OK, so, couple of years ago, my family and I were on holiday,
0:40:01 > 0:40:05staying at a hotel in Cornwall, and the hotel had, like, a spa connected
0:40:05 > 0:40:10to it, so we decided to use the pool and sauna one afternoon.
0:40:10 > 0:40:12So, we all went into the sauna, and lo and behold,
0:40:12 > 0:40:15Duncan Bannatyne was sitting in there, of Dragons' Den fame...
0:40:15 > 0:40:19- I'll stop you there. You don't know who that is.- Yeah.
0:40:19 > 0:40:21It makes it a better story, but not if you don't know who he is.
0:40:21 > 0:40:23Do you have Dragons' Den?
0:40:23 > 0:40:28- No.- It's called something else, Dragons' Den. Shark Tank?
0:40:28 > 0:40:32- Shark Tank, yes!- Oh!- He's one of our Shark Tank people. OK?
0:40:32 > 0:40:34Slime him.
0:40:34 > 0:40:36No, not him! Not him!
0:40:36 > 0:40:40Wow, you have an easy trigger finger on that slime machine!
0:40:40 > 0:40:43OK, so Duncan Bannatyne is in the spa...?
0:40:43 > 0:40:45So, Duncan is in there, and my cousin,
0:40:45 > 0:40:47who is sitting next to him, after a couple of minutes
0:40:47 > 0:40:50of sitting in there, lets out this big, fat fart.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52- LESLIE:- That's so disgusting.
0:40:52 > 0:40:54A couple of moments of awkward silence,
0:40:54 > 0:40:56and my cousin just looks at Duncan and goes,
0:40:56 > 0:40:58"And for that reason, I'm out."
0:41:00 > 0:41:02That is a very good story.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Will we let him walk? You can walk, you can walk, Andrew.
0:41:05 > 0:41:07Yay! Well done, you.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09OK, we are going to squeeze in one more.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12OK, last one, here we go. Last one.
0:41:12 > 0:41:15THEY SHRIEK
0:41:15 > 0:41:17Slime him! Slime him! Slime him!
0:41:17 > 0:41:20Slime him, for the love of God!
0:41:20 > 0:41:22You should get slimed!
0:41:22 > 0:41:24How dare you! How dare you, Leslie Jones!
0:41:24 > 0:41:28- Is this someone you know?- It is Paul Feig, our lovely director.
0:41:28 > 0:41:32- Hello.- Hello.- Slime him! Slime him!
0:41:32 > 0:41:35See the respect I command?
0:41:35 > 0:41:38No, but here's the thing... Do you have a story to tell?
0:41:38 > 0:41:41Well, I actually want to throw it back on the ladies, because
0:41:41 > 0:41:44since we are all in the business of ruining men's childhoods...
0:41:44 > 0:41:47- Thank you. - Kristen and Melissa,
0:41:47 > 0:41:50they came up with this way to really enrage men, which they thought
0:41:50 > 0:41:53would be to do the folk lady version of Ghostbusters.
0:41:53 > 0:41:55So, I would like them to perform that for you.
0:41:55 > 0:42:00- Oh, that's so cool, yes!- Only if for sure Paul gets slimed.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03- OK, so, that's a deal? - In my lovely suit?
0:42:03 > 0:42:06That is a suit he would die in.
0:42:06 > 0:42:08You do the folk Ghostbusters, then we slime Paul,
0:42:08 > 0:42:11- is that the deal?- Paul, do you know you're about to get slimed?- What?
0:42:11 > 0:42:14- Not his suit!- OK, we'll just aim for his face.
0:42:17 > 0:42:22- Somebody keep him in that chair. - You have to scat, too. You have to
0:42:22 > 0:42:25scat in it. She scats Ghostbusters too, it's awesome.
0:42:25 > 0:42:28- It's not really scatting!- OK, I don't know what this is, but go on.
0:42:28 > 0:42:30Please, come on.
0:42:30 > 0:42:34# When there's something strange in your neighbourhood
0:42:34 > 0:42:37# Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
0:42:39 > 0:42:42# Be-bop, be-bop, doodle-oo Be-bop, be-bop, doodle-oo
0:42:42 > 0:42:45# Be-bop, be-bop, doodle-oo Doo-doo-doo! #
0:42:45 > 0:42:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:47 > 0:42:49No, we're timing them, you're being slimed!
0:42:55 > 0:42:59And now let's get rid of you. There he goes!
0:43:01 > 0:43:04Oh, my God!
0:43:06 > 0:43:08His suit! He didn't...
0:43:08 > 0:43:13You don't understand how much he loves his suit!
0:43:13 > 0:43:18- You don't even know what's going to happen to us.- You don't even know...
0:43:18 > 0:43:20If he likes suits, he'll have another one.
0:43:21 > 0:43:25You don't understand, Paul is going to kill us!
0:43:25 > 0:43:29OK, if you'd like to join us on the show and have a go on the red chair,
0:43:29 > 0:43:32you can contact us at this address. That is it for tonight.
0:43:32 > 0:43:35Please say a huge thank you to my guests, Christine and the Queens!
0:43:35 > 0:43:38CHEERING
0:43:38 > 0:43:41Kate McKinnon! CHEERING
0:43:41 > 0:43:43Leslie Jones! CHEERING
0:43:43 > 0:43:46Kristen Wiig! CHEERING
0:43:46 > 0:43:48Melissa McCarthy! CHEERING
0:43:48 > 0:43:52And Mr Charlie Sheen! CHEERING
0:43:52 > 0:43:55Join me next week with music from Josh Homme and Iggy Pop,
0:43:55 > 0:43:57Aussie comedian Rebel Wilson
0:43:57 > 0:44:00and the Absolutely Fabulous Joanna Lumley and Jennifer Saunders.
0:44:00 > 0:44:03I'll see you then. Goodnight, everyone, goodbye!