0:00:02 > 0:00:04- Well, hello, Chris Hemsworth! - Well, g'day, Graham!
0:00:04 > 0:00:07As Thor, you've got a hammer, in The Huntsman, you've got an axe.
0:00:07 > 0:00:11- As an Aussie, how good are you with a boomerang? Let's see.- I'm amazing! Watch this!
0:00:11 > 0:00:15Ooh! SWOOSHING
0:00:15 > 0:00:17METALLIC CLANG
0:00:17 > 0:00:18LAUGHTER
0:00:18 > 0:00:20Oh... Let's start the show!
0:00:23 > 0:00:30This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:35 > 0:00:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:39 > 0:00:43Oh! Oh! Oh! Hello!
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Hello, everyone! Good evening.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Welcome one, welcome all!
0:00:50 > 0:00:54Yes, thank you very much! Lovely to see you all.
0:00:54 > 0:00:57Two things to say. OK, two things to say...
0:00:57 > 0:01:01Firstly, very exciting, under one person's seat tonight
0:01:01 > 0:01:05are the keys to this brand-new car. So, have a look if you want.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Have a look, there you go. By the way, the second thing...
0:01:08 > 0:01:10April fool.
0:01:10 > 0:01:12LAUGHTER
0:01:12 > 0:01:16Some of you got genuinely excited. Yes, it... Yes, today is April Fools' Day!
0:01:16 > 0:01:19So, let's get our guests on.
0:01:20 > 0:01:23Later, you have music and chat from Raleigh Ritchie! Yeah!
0:01:23 > 0:01:26But first, from Green Wing to Episodes,
0:01:26 > 0:01:28he's one of Britain's finest comedy actors - now starring in
0:01:28 > 0:01:33supernatural crime drama Houdini And Doyle, it's Stephen Mangan, everybody!
0:01:33 > 0:01:35Here he is!
0:01:35 > 0:01:38CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:38 > 0:01:41APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:01:43 > 0:01:47This Hollywood star began her career at the age of three,
0:01:47 > 0:01:49and her hit films range from Bring It On
0:01:49 > 0:01:51and Interview With A Vampire to Spider-Man.
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Now starring in the indie sci-fi thriller, Midnight Special,
0:01:54 > 0:01:57please welcome Kirsten Dunst! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:57 > 0:02:02- Oh, hello!- Hello!- Welcome back! Lovely to see you!
0:02:02 > 0:02:05Come in, come in, come in! Stephen, Kirsten.
0:02:06 > 0:02:09She wowed us with her performances in Zero Dark Thirty,
0:02:09 > 0:02:11The Help and The Martian. Now, she's kicking ass
0:02:11 > 0:02:14in The Huntsman: Winter's War,
0:02:14 > 0:02:17it's always a pleasure to welcome Jessica Chastain, everybody!
0:02:17 > 0:02:21- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Oh!- Hello! Look at you!
0:02:21 > 0:02:23Look at YOU, baby!
0:02:23 > 0:02:26- Kicking ass! Mwah! Sit down! - Thank you. Hello.
0:02:26 > 0:02:30And joining Jessica is The Huntsman himself, he is the God of Thunder from down under,
0:02:30 > 0:02:34please welcome Chris Hemsworth! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:34 > 0:02:38- Whoo! Hello, sir! Lovely to see you. - Good to see you.
0:02:38 > 0:02:40Grab a seat...
0:02:40 > 0:02:43APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:02:45 > 0:02:47Ah! Very nice to see you all.
0:02:47 > 0:02:50- Thank you very much.- Was there some bonding backstage? Was it all good?
0:02:50 > 0:02:52- CHRIS:- Yep, yep.
0:02:52 > 0:02:55- STEPHEN:- Good boomerang throwing. I liked that!- I was so impressed with that!
0:02:55 > 0:02:58- We rehearsed all week for that, didn't we?- It's in your blood.
0:02:58 > 0:03:01- LAUGHTER - I was born with a boomerang, so it's easy...
0:03:01 > 0:03:04- Of course you were! Can you REALLY do it?- I can throw it -
0:03:04 > 0:03:09- I don't know if it's going to come back!- So, essentially, in your hands, it's a stick!- It's a stick.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- LAUGHTER - It hit you in the head like a stick. - Now, it is April Fools' Day.
0:03:12 > 0:03:16- And Kirsten Dunst, you really, you liked it a lot, growing up, didn't you?- Oh, yeah.
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Well, it was...
0:03:18 > 0:03:20It was one of my cat's birthdays too,
0:03:20 > 0:03:23so it was a special holiday for me!
0:03:23 > 0:03:26- OK...!- Also, telling your mom you're pregnant...- Sorry?
0:03:26 > 0:03:28I always would tell my mom I was pregnant.
0:03:28 > 0:03:31- LAUGHTER - And depending on my age,
0:03:31 > 0:03:33she was either really excited or very disappointed in me.
0:03:33 > 0:03:36- Oh!- But she falls for it every year. - LAUGHTER
0:03:36 > 0:03:39Still no joy. One day...
0:03:39 > 0:03:42But hey, ladies and gentlemen, we must say a big,
0:03:42 > 0:03:46big congratulations because there is a brand-new daddy on our couch.
0:03:46 > 0:03:49- Mr Stephen Mangan! - Thank you very much!
0:03:49 > 0:03:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:51 > 0:03:54- Thank you.- Was it this time last week?- It's exactly a week.
0:03:54 > 0:03:58- He is a week old today.- How are you here?- I know.- You must be so tired!
0:03:58 > 0:03:59- This is a holiday for me. - You can drink.
0:03:59 > 0:04:02- Oh, no, you're not even drinking! - No, I can't drink.
0:04:02 > 0:04:04- I'm doing the night shift. - CHRIS:- Breast-feeding!
0:04:04 > 0:04:08- Aw, that's lovely. This is number three.- Number three. Yeah!- So, is it all boys now?
0:04:08 > 0:04:10- All three boys.- Oh, wow.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13- Wow.- I mean, it's... it was little surprise, this one.
0:04:13 > 0:04:15- Oh, really? - Yeah! A little, pleasant...
0:04:15 > 0:04:19- LAUGHTER - If it was a girl, we were going to call it Cilla. Surprise, Surprise!
0:04:19 > 0:04:23- LAUGHTER - I was filming, we were about to do a take, I got a text from
0:04:23 > 0:04:26my wife, a picture of the positive pregnancy test with WTF next to it.
0:04:26 > 0:04:29The fellas came up and said, "Can we go for a take?"
0:04:29 > 0:04:31and I said, "Just, just give me one second..."
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Went round the corner and went...
0:04:33 > 0:04:36- And came back and carried on.- Wow.
0:04:36 > 0:04:39- But you know how it happened? - I think so.
0:04:39 > 0:04:43- LAUGHTER - We need to work that out.- Yeah, you really need to work backwards.
0:04:43 > 0:04:47- Because, how many have you got now, Chris?- Three, I think. Yeah.
0:04:47 > 0:04:50- LAUGHTER - You kind of lose track of them, you know?
0:04:50 > 0:04:53One was easy, then two, and three and they get busy...
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- Oh, OK!- They go in different directions constantly.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59- Now, you made the choice to bring your children back to Australia. - Yeah, yeah.
0:04:59 > 0:05:01So, were they all born in America and then you brought them back?
0:05:01 > 0:05:04Erm, no, my daughter was born here in London, actually.
0:05:04 > 0:05:07- Oh, right!- Yep. And then the boys were born in America.
0:05:07 > 0:05:11Then we moved back to Australia and...live there.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Now, you've posted pictures online and it makes me think,
0:05:13 > 0:05:16was bringing your children back there that wise?
0:05:16 > 0:05:19Like, that's your house! LAUGHTER
0:05:19 > 0:05:23- Yeah, that is one of the bedrooms. Yeah.- Is it one of the children's bedrooms?
0:05:23 > 0:05:25LAUGHTER
0:05:25 > 0:05:29Occasionally, yeah. Not since that snake lives there.
0:05:29 > 0:05:31And then, there's this one as well. Is that in your house?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34- AUDIENCE GASP - It is, yeah.
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- They're better than paparazzi, though, those animals.- OK!
0:05:36 > 0:05:41- There's a lot more paparazzi in LA. - I would take paparazzi over the spider and the snake!- Would you?
0:05:41 > 0:05:44Yeah... You know that snake? What you don't see, we'd had a couple of drinks
0:05:44 > 0:05:49that night when we discovered that snake in the bedroom. And...
0:05:49 > 0:05:52I love Australians. I LOVE Australians!
0:05:52 > 0:05:54"We'd had a few drinks when we found the snake in the bedroom."
0:05:54 > 0:05:57We did, it was a Friday or Saturday night.
0:05:57 > 0:05:59And we were all standing there, going, "What is it?"
0:05:59 > 0:06:02And someone's like, "It's a brown snake," which can kill you,
0:06:02 > 0:06:05you know, very quickly. Someone's like, "No, it's a tree-python."
0:06:05 > 0:06:09"It's something else, it's this..." And I just launched into, like, action mode,
0:06:09 > 0:06:13grabbed it by the tail, picked it up, and everyone starts freaking out and it starts to kind of coil
0:06:13 > 0:06:17itself back up towards me, which is getting ready to strike.
0:06:17 > 0:06:19And I remember thinking, "What the hell am I doing?"
0:06:19 > 0:06:22So, I just kind of threw the snake back into the bedroom.
0:06:22 > 0:06:27- LAUGHTER - And shut the door! And we don't go in that bedroom any more.
0:06:27 > 0:06:29We just sort of nailed, boarded that thing up.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32- STEPHEN:- We have a little mobile with stars and suns on it, that just
0:06:32 > 0:06:36- goes around...- Boring!
0:06:38 > 0:06:42Now, Jessica Chastain, you are a lover of the Australian wildlife.
0:06:42 > 0:06:46- Yes, I am!- No, because, was this picture taken in Australia,
0:06:46 > 0:06:48of you with a kangaroo?
0:06:48 > 0:06:50- No, that was actually taken in New York.- Oh!
0:06:50 > 0:06:53- That was a New York kangaroo. - It's a travelling kangaroo.- Yes!
0:06:53 > 0:06:56- Now, is that a baby kangaroo?- That is a baby kangaroo, but what makes
0:06:56 > 0:06:59me slightly disappointed is it's totally upstaging me on that cover.
0:06:59 > 0:07:00In fairness, it is.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03- Right? I mean, look at that model face that it's giving.- Oh, my...
0:07:03 > 0:07:05- CHRIS:- It's pretty cute. You both look pretty cool.
0:07:05 > 0:07:08I'm guessing the kangaroo was quite squirmy.
0:07:08 > 0:07:10Yeah, I mean, they're very hoppy.
0:07:10 > 0:07:13- STEPHEN:- Yeah, technical term!
0:07:13 > 0:07:18And...you know...likes to play, likes to hop around.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20But was very, very happy whenever I had the bottle
0:07:20 > 0:07:23because they would do anything for the milk.
0:07:23 > 0:07:25I feel you'd had enough of the hoppy because there is a picture
0:07:25 > 0:07:28inside the magazine of you with the kangaroo.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- LAUGHTER - That's so cute!
0:07:32 > 0:07:36It's so sad because it looks like I'm just, like, "Love me, love me,
0:07:36 > 0:07:39"I love you so much." And it's just like, "Give me the food, lady."
0:07:39 > 0:07:42They could at least have Photoshopped the bottle out, right?
0:07:42 > 0:07:44LAUGHTER
0:07:44 > 0:07:46Yeah, that would have looked weirder.
0:07:46 > 0:07:49Like it had rabies, frothing at the mouth.
0:07:49 > 0:07:53- Now, Kirsten, big animal lover, Kirsten Dunst, as well.- Yeah.
0:07:53 > 0:07:57Now, cats, you've already mentioned a cat. Cats are your first love.
0:07:57 > 0:08:00Well, I like, yeah, I do like cats. Not my first love!
0:08:00 > 0:08:02- But I am a cat person.- OK.
0:08:02 > 0:08:06- And you just got a new cat?- Well, that cat adopted me.- Oh, I see.
0:08:06 > 0:08:07- So, new to you.- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:08:07 > 0:08:10- Like, did it wander in? - Yeah, it just wandered in,
0:08:10 > 0:08:13started feeding and now he sleeps in bed with me every night.
0:08:13 > 0:08:17- So, he just...- Aww...- Yeah!- It is weird. You would never do that with a person.
0:08:17 > 0:08:19LAUGHTER
0:08:19 > 0:08:22It's always specific to animals! And what's the name of the cat?
0:08:22 > 0:08:25Tito. I thought it was a boy for the longest time...
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Usually, those orange stripy cats are boys.
0:08:28 > 0:08:30I don't know why I know this.
0:08:30 > 0:08:32But then my friend came over and was, like,
0:08:32 > 0:08:36"Those balls are very small, I don't think that's a boy."
0:08:36 > 0:08:38Hang on, girls don't have SMALL balls!
0:08:38 > 0:08:41LAUGHTER
0:08:41 > 0:08:45I know. It was like, if it's a he, she, whatever it is, I don't care...
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Still, Tito's a fine name for it. And so, yeah, it's a boy.
0:08:48 > 0:08:51I think this is a picture of Tito. And Tito is SUCH a boy.
0:08:51 > 0:08:54Look at that. That is a BOY! LAUGHTER
0:08:54 > 0:08:56Look at the manspread on that!
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- CHRIS:- Has he got a third leg or is that its tail?
0:08:59 > 0:09:03- That's its tail!- Definitely a boy. - That is a very, very cute cat.
0:09:03 > 0:09:06He just looks like he wants a hug, really.
0:09:06 > 0:09:08- STEPHEN:- I think he wants a beer and some chips.
0:09:08 > 0:09:10Is that the way he sits all the time?
0:09:10 > 0:09:12No, he's just mid-lick. Very clean.
0:09:12 > 0:09:15Oh, those tiny balls, he was just making clean.
0:09:15 > 0:09:18They're small but they're really clean!
0:09:19 > 0:09:24Right! Ladies and gentlemen, we must talk about The Huntsman: Winter's War.
0:09:24 > 0:09:28It opens on April 4, next Monday. Obviously, it stars Chris Hemsworth.
0:09:28 > 0:09:31You are The Huntsman. Well, Jessica Chastain, you're also a huntsman?
0:09:31 > 0:09:35- Yes.- Or a huntsperson? - I'm a huntsperson.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37That is a very PC, politically correct word.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40Now, you weren't in the first one, so how did you get into this one?
0:09:40 > 0:09:42In the first movie,
0:09:42 > 0:09:46The Huntsman, Eric, has a speech about his wife and this former love.
0:09:46 > 0:09:50And I play that. It's a prequel and a sequel. So, I'm Sara.
0:09:50 > 0:09:53Yeah, it picks up the back story of my character with
0:09:53 > 0:09:57the love of his life, who he loses, who we THINK he loses. And...
0:09:57 > 0:10:00Then Ravenna, played by Charlize Theron, who is evil
0:10:00 > 0:10:02and fantastic in the first film, is back.
0:10:02 > 0:10:06But she has a sister who is equally as evil and cunning, which is
0:10:06 > 0:10:10played by Emily Blunt. And she's the Frost Queen, the Ice Queen. And...
0:10:10 > 0:10:12She's like our Mommie Dearest in this movie.
0:10:12 > 0:10:14- Yeah, very twisted kind of relationship.- Yeah.
0:10:14 > 0:10:18She loses her child, so then raises an army. Which is us.
0:10:18 > 0:10:20But says, "Do not love."
0:10:20 > 0:10:23That's the one rule that is bestowed upon the kingdom.
0:10:23 > 0:10:27So, we broke that rule, fall in love and all hell breaks loose.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30It really does! And there is... There are nods to Frozen,
0:10:30 > 0:10:33there's nods to lots of fairytales along the way.
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Less singing than Frozen. But... - There is less singing, yes.
0:10:35 > 0:10:40- My favourite was your solo, though. - Yeah.- Do you want to sing a little bit of that now?
0:10:40 > 0:10:42Wouldn't everyone love to hear it?
0:10:42 > 0:10:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:10:45 > 0:10:49People will be sitting through the movie, like, "It's an hour and a half in..."
0:10:49 > 0:10:52- When does he sing?- My God, when does Chris sing?- Still no song!
0:10:52 > 0:10:54We sang in between. Yeah.
0:10:54 > 0:10:57And is it true that, Jessica, you were in it
0:10:57 > 0:10:59because Chris was the person who asked you?
0:10:59 > 0:11:02Well, erm, I mean, I loved the first film and then Chris
0:11:02 > 0:11:06and I met at the Critics' Choice Awards and he was so nice.
0:11:06 > 0:11:07And I said, "Listen,
0:11:07 > 0:11:11"I'm not interested in doing a movie like this if I'm playing the
0:11:11 > 0:11:15"wife that stays at home while the husband goes out and has all the cool stuff."
0:11:15 > 0:11:18And he's like, "No, no, no, you're going to kick some..."
0:11:18 > 0:11:21- Am I allowed to say "ass"? - Arse, yeah.- Ass? Yes!
0:11:21 > 0:11:23Yeah, I remember you saying, "Do I get to kick some arse?"
0:11:23 > 0:11:26- Yeah, I did actually.- And I said, "We'll make sure of it." And she does.
0:11:26 > 0:11:30She kicks my arse in the film and kicks many other arses. A lot of arse kicking - if you like that?
0:11:30 > 0:11:34- The last time I was here, I think I took you to the ground.- You did!
0:11:34 > 0:11:38- Yes, a little Krav Maga action. - Yeah, I remember... I had forgotten what it was called...
0:11:38 > 0:11:41But I do remember that. I think of it sometimes still.
0:11:41 > 0:11:42LAUGHTER
0:11:42 > 0:11:46Now, you wanted to kick ass. So, we've got a clip. This is you kicking ass.
0:11:46 > 0:11:49And Chris kicking, there's a lot of ass kicking.
0:11:49 > 0:11:52With your co-stars, in The Huntsman: Winter's War.
0:11:52 > 0:11:56- Leave my children alone!- Ugh!
0:12:02 > 0:12:04ICE SHATTERS
0:12:05 > 0:12:09DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:12:24 > 0:12:29CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:31 > 0:12:36Now, we must, Chris, very quickly, mention Thor.
0:12:36 > 0:12:39- Mostly, so we can show this picture. - Sure.
0:12:39 > 0:12:42- AUDIENCE:- Woo!
0:12:42 > 0:12:46- Are you embarrassed?- Why would you be embarrassed? God!
0:12:46 > 0:12:49It just looks like a lot of dieting and exercise to me.
0:12:49 > 0:12:51I'm, like, "No, thanks, no."
0:12:51 > 0:12:54But also, now, apparently, is this true, that people... This is odd.
0:12:54 > 0:12:58So, people come up to you and they want you to tell a specific joke?
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Oh, they just come and tell me Thor jokes.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04- The old Thor lines and stuff. - Oh, I see!- Like...- Go!
0:13:04 > 0:13:09Do you know the joke about Thor spends a night with this woman
0:13:09 > 0:13:12and the next morning he says, "I have to tell you who I am."
0:13:12 > 0:13:15You know, "I'm Thor." She says, "YOU'RE Thor? I can hardly walk!"
0:13:15 > 0:13:17LAUGHTER
0:13:17 > 0:13:20It's a good joke. It's a good joke, ladies and gentlemen!
0:13:20 > 0:13:24- APPLAUSE - It's good the first time. The next 27 times, you know?
0:13:24 > 0:13:26Now, here's a thing,
0:13:26 > 0:13:29Stephen Mangan, I would have thought your look is quite unique.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32- You would think, wouldn't you? - You would!
0:13:32 > 0:13:36I get told I look like everyone's mate. Anyone with curly hair and teeth.
0:13:36 > 0:13:38Put a horse in a wig, and it's me.
0:13:38 > 0:13:43I get told I look like Elliott Gould, Jerry Seinfeld, Ruud van Nistelrooy, Mika.
0:13:43 > 0:13:46- Oh, my God! - The donkey from Shrek...
0:13:46 > 0:13:49LAUGHTER I have to say, though,
0:13:49 > 0:13:54we have a picture of the donkey off Shrek and you do look remarkably alike.
0:13:55 > 0:13:58LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- CHRIS:- One of the most lovable characters...
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- Exactly. - STEPHEN:- Separated at birth.
0:14:02 > 0:14:04No, I thought someone was exaggerating,
0:14:04 > 0:14:07then we looked at the picture and it was like, actually, it does!
0:14:07 > 0:14:10It actually does. Someone said to me, "You don't SOUND like him."
0:14:10 > 0:14:14- I said, "That's because it's Eddie Murphy, of course I don't sound like him!"- Oh, dear.
0:14:14 > 0:14:18Now, Kirsten Dunst, your new movie is Midnight Special.
0:14:18 > 0:14:21It opens next Friday. You KNOW this, I'm really telling the people.
0:14:21 > 0:14:24Like, your new movie... You'll be interested to find out,
0:14:24 > 0:14:27you're in a movie called Midnight Special. It opens next Friday.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30Now, it's part science-fiction thriller,
0:14:30 > 0:14:33part sort of dark family drama. So, we'll talk about it in a minute.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36But to give us a taste, here's some of the trailer.
0:14:37 > 0:14:39Alton!
0:14:42 > 0:14:46ATMOSPHERIC MUSIC PLAYS
0:14:51 > 0:14:56- What if Alton doesn't belong with us?- You don't know that.
0:14:56 > 0:15:00That's remarkable. I know where they're going.
0:15:01 > 0:15:06- He believes in something.- Good people die every day believing in things.
0:15:06 > 0:15:09- You don't have to worry about me. - I'll always worry about you, Alton.
0:15:10 > 0:15:14I like worrying about you.
0:15:14 > 0:15:16- That's the deal.- It's OK.
0:15:18 > 0:15:20I know why I'm here.
0:15:23 > 0:15:26APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:15:28 > 0:15:31I really enjoyed it because I had no idea what to expect.
0:15:31 > 0:15:33And it's one of those rare things.
0:15:33 > 0:15:35It's a properly, sort of original movie.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38Like, you have not seen this movie before.
0:15:38 > 0:15:40Yeah, I mean, it harkens back to, like, Spielberg
0:15:40 > 0:15:44and Close Encounters and ET and that kind of thing,
0:15:44 > 0:15:47that Jeff Nichols, who also Jessica worked with on Take Shelter,
0:15:47 > 0:15:49which, I love that film, if anyone hasn't seen that as well.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51And Mud as well.
0:15:51 > 0:15:54He's just, I think, one of the great auteurs of our time
0:15:54 > 0:15:59and whatever, you know, anxiety or his personal, you know
0:15:59 > 0:16:02struggles with having a son and everything that comes with
0:16:02 > 0:16:04being a parent, he just purely puts it into his work.
0:16:04 > 0:16:08And at the centre of this film is this extraordinary
0:16:08 > 0:16:10little boy.
0:16:10 > 0:16:13And playing his mom, do you sort of feel responsible for him?
0:16:13 > 0:16:17Well, I mean, yeah, of course, it's my child in the film.
0:16:17 > 0:16:20I feel responsible. It's the whole point of the movie!
0:16:20 > 0:16:24- "Oh, THAT?" - You meet my character, Sarah.
0:16:24 > 0:16:27- Did you say your character's name was Sarah too?- Yeah.
0:16:27 > 0:16:30- OK, so my character, the other Sarah...- That's some lazy writing.
0:16:30 > 0:16:34You meet my character, she hasn't seen her son in two years.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37And she's been excommunicated from this religious ranch.
0:16:37 > 0:16:42So, the rest of the film is kind of a crusade to get him
0:16:42 > 0:16:44where he needs to be. These coordinates.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46I don't want to give away too much.
0:16:46 > 0:16:49But it's basically that kind of vibe. Yeah.
0:16:49 > 0:16:52- And he's amazing, that boy.- Yeah.
0:16:52 > 0:16:56He is a wise, wise, little gifted young actor. Yeah.
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Yeah, and I guess, weirdly, you were in a unique position to know what he's experiencing.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03Yeah, no, of course, I mean, you know, the only thing
0:17:03 > 0:17:06I did say to Jaeden was, like, "Go to normal schools if you can."
0:17:06 > 0:17:08Like, he's home-schooled and I always went to, you know,
0:17:08 > 0:17:11I had prom, I went to the football game, I did everything.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14So, to me, it's a good balance to be able to go back to school
0:17:14 > 0:17:16and have your friends always.
0:17:16 > 0:17:18Cos that time, when everyone kind of discovered you in
0:17:18 > 0:17:23- Interview With A Vampire, I mean, how old were- you then? I was ten. - Wow.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27And for you to be thrown, did you know who the rest of the cast were?
0:17:27 > 0:17:31Yeah, of course, yeah. I'd watched A River Runs Through It!
0:17:31 > 0:17:39- It's a lot of famous people to be in a movie.- These are so funny, these. Good old '90s crimping right there.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41LAUGHTER
0:17:41 > 0:17:44And like, long hair on the dudes. Yeah...
0:17:44 > 0:17:48- Has Tom Cruise kept in touch since then?- Yeah, yeah.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50He gives me a cake every Christmas.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52It's, we call it the Cruise cake at my house.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54It's just this coconut cake.
0:17:54 > 0:17:56It's the best coconut cake I've ever had in my life.
0:17:56 > 0:17:59It's from a bakery in the Valley. So, sorry everybody.
0:17:59 > 0:18:02In England, you can't have it unless you go to California! But it's really good.
0:18:02 > 0:18:06And, yeah, we get it every Christmas. Yeah.
0:18:06 > 0:18:09We're like, all our family is like, "Cruise cake's here!"
0:18:09 > 0:18:12It's like a major thing. All devoured that night. We're like, "Thank you, Tom."
0:18:12 > 0:18:15- Love it!- That's a lovely thing.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18I guess that's kind of a tradition, actors give each other gifts.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20So, Chris, what did you get Jessica at the end of The Huntsman?
0:18:20 > 0:18:23- Yeah, what did you get me, Chris? - LAUGHTER
0:18:23 > 0:18:25Erm, well, how about what did you give me at the start?
0:18:25 > 0:18:29I gave you, I gave Chris a candle from Le Labo,
0:18:29 > 0:18:32in which you can actually have the person's name on the label.
0:18:32 > 0:18:35- Which I didn't realise. So, I gave it back...- Yeah...
0:18:35 > 0:18:38LAUGHTER
0:18:38 > 0:18:43- Awkward, wasn't it, yeah?- Yes, super-awkward.- It smelt horrible.
0:18:43 > 0:18:46You're never getting anything for free now.
0:18:46 > 0:18:48I thought the trailer started to smell funny,
0:18:48 > 0:18:52- so I lent her the candle.- Oh... - No?- No, and I had to tell you.
0:18:52 > 0:18:57- I was like, "No, Chris, you can't give me the gift I gave you." - Damn it.
0:18:57 > 0:19:01- The same candle?- Yeah, it was the same one.- Anyway...
0:19:01 > 0:19:04Does Matt Le Blanc buy you really lovely things at the end of Episodes?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07He does not, no. No, he does not.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10He doesn't buy me anything.
0:19:10 > 0:19:14And now he's earning all that Top Gear money. Where is my gift, Matt?
0:19:16 > 0:19:20- LAUGHTER So, essentially, Tom Cruise is ruining it for everyone.- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:19:20 > 0:19:24- He needs to cancel that cake.- So, he not only gives presents on wrap but continuously,
0:19:24 > 0:19:28- for years afterwards? - Yeah, years after.- See, that's impressive, isn't it? Impressive.
0:19:28 > 0:19:31It is. I've never done that. Except for my parents.
0:19:31 > 0:19:33LAUGHTER
0:19:33 > 0:19:37- But they are great! - Yeah, they're really good!
0:19:37 > 0:19:41Now, before the Interview With A Vampire thing, of course you did lots of commercials.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44- Yeah.- You were like the go-to girl for commercials. But you were!
0:19:44 > 0:19:49Yeah, I booked the first commercial I ever went out on. It's like, "This kid's a star!"
0:19:49 > 0:19:52- You were tiny, you were, like, three or something?- I was little.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54Like, three years old I started doing commercials
0:19:54 > 0:19:57- and modelling and stuff in New York, yeah.- Wow.
0:19:57 > 0:19:59But you went to a regular school, so, presumably,
0:19:59 > 0:20:02the other kids, did they give you stick for things you were in?
0:20:02 > 0:20:07One, because it was a baby doll that, it would put yellow...
0:20:07 > 0:20:09It would have a diaper you could change and it was either
0:20:09 > 0:20:13yellow or brown, and there is a great song that went along with it.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16So, on the bus, I got sang that song for a very long time.
0:20:16 > 0:20:17And that was really great for me.
0:20:17 > 0:20:19I was like, "Ha-ha, I made so much money!"
0:20:19 > 0:20:24- LAUGHTER - I didn't realise that it was just going into the college fund.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26- I was like... I had no idea.- Wow.
0:20:26 > 0:20:29- So, it won't be traumatic if we show that commercial?- I don't care.
0:20:29 > 0:20:33- I was a cute little girl. I don't care.- It's adorable! Oh, good.- Look where I am now, it's fine!
0:20:33 > 0:20:35It's not a tragedy!
0:20:35 > 0:20:40It's not like you're trapped here. "It's the only thing people want to talk to me about!"
0:20:40 > 0:20:45- LAUGHTER Anyway, so, the product was called Baby Uh-Oh.- Yes, you're right.
0:20:45 > 0:20:49- LAUGHTER That was a great marketing meeting. Baby Uh-Oh.- Very simple, yeah.
0:20:49 > 0:20:54- Because it's...it soiled itself, Jessica. Uh-oh, baby!- Oh!
0:20:54 > 0:20:57This is like being at home for you, Stephen!
0:20:57 > 0:21:02- It's worse at home, though, it's, like, actual.- Yeah, it's real.
0:21:02 > 0:21:05- But this stuff wasn't real, no? - This stuff is just coloured water.
0:21:05 > 0:21:09- OK, good.- So, you're not the main girl. You're the blonde friend.- Yes.
0:21:09 > 0:21:13- I think you're wearing a pink top. - OK.- Here's Baby Uh-Oh.
0:21:13 > 0:21:16- Oh, a dirty diaper. - # Baby Uh-Oh
0:21:16 > 0:21:20- # There she goes - I give her a bottle and then...
0:21:20 > 0:21:24# Baby Uh-Oh, there she goes Needs her diaper changed again. #
0:21:24 > 0:21:27Baby Uh-Oh gets her diapers dirty. You rinse them clean with warm water.
0:21:27 > 0:21:30- All clean!- Looks like diaper rash.- I'll make it better!
0:21:30 > 0:21:33# Baby Uh-Oh There she goes. #
0:21:33 > 0:21:37- Looks like her diaper's just right! - # Baby Uh-Oh, I love her so. #
0:21:37 > 0:21:39Awww!
0:21:39 > 0:21:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:42 > 0:21:45I haven't seen that in so long! My mom is going to be so stoked
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- to see that again.- That is a bizarre product. Isn't it?
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Yeah, it's training us young!
0:21:52 > 0:21:56Some good old-fashioned feminism right there.
0:21:56 > 0:21:57LAUGHTER
0:21:57 > 0:22:01Can I just say, Stephen Mangan, though, in this country,
0:22:01 > 0:22:03- for a long time, you were king of the ads.- I did loads of them.
0:22:03 > 0:22:06Because I only wanted to do theatre and you can't earn a living,
0:22:06 > 0:22:09really, doing theatre, so, I did spend a lot of time
0:22:09 > 0:22:11subsidising it with commercials, yeah.
0:22:11 > 0:22:17I advertised everything. After Eight mints, you know, chewing gum, beer, holidays...
0:22:17 > 0:22:21- The donkey from Shrek... - LAUGHTER
0:22:21 > 0:22:24But why were you so castable in ads?
0:22:24 > 0:22:27I think because a lot of those adverts have a very beautiful
0:22:27 > 0:22:30woman and then a characterful man.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32LAUGHTER
0:22:32 > 0:22:34Who could sell his enjoyment of the product.
0:22:34 > 0:22:37So, whether it's chewing gum or a cup of coffee, you'd drink it
0:22:37 > 0:22:42and there would be a...look that they seemed to like.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44And it would, you know, get me a lot of work!
0:22:44 > 0:22:47But ads no more, ladies and gentlemen, because Stephen Mangan's
0:22:47 > 0:22:51latest show is Houdini And Doyle. Now, it's running on Thursday nights.
0:22:51 > 0:22:56- Yeah.- On ITV Encore.- Yeah, it's on Fox in the States in May, I think.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58No, cos it's a big new show, isn't it?
0:22:58 > 0:23:01I mean, it's by the people who made House?
0:23:01 > 0:23:03Yeah, the same team who did House.
0:23:03 > 0:23:06And essentially, it's sort of based on a bit of fact
0:23:06 > 0:23:09that Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock creator, and Houdini, were friends?
0:23:09 > 0:23:11They were. They were friends.
0:23:11 > 0:23:14And they did meet up and they were on opposite ends of the spectrum
0:23:14 > 0:23:16when it came to the supernatural.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20Houdini believed all that stuff was utter junk and rubbish.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23He spent half his career going around proving that psychics
0:23:23 > 0:23:26and mystics were just talking out of their arses.
0:23:26 > 0:23:31And I only pointed to you when I said arse because of that conversation earlier...
0:23:31 > 0:23:33Talking out of their arses...
0:23:33 > 0:23:35LAUGHTER
0:23:35 > 0:23:38- Yeah, Jessica! - I could help YOU with that one.
0:23:38 > 0:23:42And, Arthur Conan Doyle believed in the supernatural,
0:23:42 > 0:23:45believed in life after death, and wanted to prove it scientifically.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47So, they did meet in real life and clash.
0:23:47 > 0:23:51And in fact, Arthur Conan Doyle was a huge fan of Houdini's magic shows.
0:23:51 > 0:23:53He would go along and say to Houdini afterwards,
0:23:53 > 0:23:55"What you did up there was magic."
0:23:55 > 0:23:58And Houdini would say, "Well, no, it was a trick."
0:23:58 > 0:24:01And Conan Doyle wouldn't have it. He said, "No, no, no, it's magic."
0:24:01 > 0:24:04So, I don't know if he was crazy or what...
0:24:04 > 0:24:06- LAUGHTER - But it is amazing to me
0:24:06 > 0:24:09cos he created Sherlock, you know, one of the most rational,
0:24:09 > 0:24:12clear-thinking, logical characters ever created, really.
0:24:12 > 0:24:15But he also believed that there was something else going on.
0:24:15 > 0:24:19And then, this show pits them together and they're solving crimes?
0:24:19 > 0:24:23- Yeah.- Now, your wife is in it.- Yes. - Which is great - new baby, bills...
0:24:23 > 0:24:25LAUGHTER
0:24:25 > 0:24:29- But then weirdly plays your wife. - She plays my wife in the show, yeah.
0:24:29 > 0:24:32It's really bizarre working with your actual wife.
0:24:32 > 0:24:37And she's in a coma to begin with. So she's lying in bed, in a coma...
0:24:37 > 0:24:42- She's very good, though. She's excellent.- She's very still.
0:24:42 > 0:24:44And I'm standing at the end crying.
0:24:44 > 0:24:48And it's just peculiar. And also, kissing and all that stuff.
0:24:48 > 0:24:50It's great, it's good to see her.
0:24:50 > 0:24:52LAUGHTER
0:24:52 > 0:24:56We filmed it up in Manchester and Liverpool for months on end.
0:24:56 > 0:24:59So, it was nice to catch up - between comas - on the family.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02But also then, presumably, when you're making out,
0:25:02 > 0:25:06- people are just going, "There's Stephen and his wife!"- I know!
0:25:06 > 0:25:09Lots of hairy men standing around watching you. That's...
0:25:09 > 0:25:11I imagine what dogging feels like.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13LAUGHTER
0:25:13 > 0:25:16APPLAUSE
0:25:16 > 0:25:19- You know?- High-scale dogging. - You don't know what that is?
0:25:19 > 0:25:22I learned what dogging is, when I was shooting the Huntsman here,
0:25:22 > 0:25:26there was a show about dogging. Otherwise, I would have no idea
0:25:26 > 0:25:29- what that is.- Yeah, it's... I don't know why I said that.
0:25:29 > 0:25:30LAUGHTER
0:25:30 > 0:25:32I'm in a lot of trouble when I get home.
0:25:32 > 0:25:34No, because the Huntsman is filmed in woods, I thought
0:25:34 > 0:25:37you were going to say, "And there was a dogging site right there."
0:25:39 > 0:25:42One of our unit bases was in a well-known northern dogging
0:25:42 > 0:25:47car park. And you could see that from the detritus left around.
0:25:47 > 0:25:48GROANING Oooh!
0:25:48 > 0:25:51And we were filming in night shoots, and every sort of 20 minutes,
0:25:51 > 0:25:54a car would drive in and the person would stop
0:25:54 > 0:25:56and look around and slowly reverse back.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58It's very hard to explain.
0:25:58 > 0:26:02- I won't even try.- I'm thinking I'll YouTube it later.
0:26:02 > 0:26:05- LAUGHTER - Don't do it!
0:26:05 > 0:26:09- Just kidding. I was kidding. - Some sort of firewall will explode.
0:26:09 > 0:26:13The hotel Wi-Fi will just...
0:26:13 > 0:26:15All right, let's have a look at a clip.
0:26:15 > 0:26:20This is...YOU playing Arthur Conan Doyle in Houdini And Doyle.
0:26:21 > 0:26:24Your wife has not passed.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25No, she hasn't.
0:26:25 > 0:26:28SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS
0:26:33 > 0:26:35ECHOING WHISPERS
0:26:37 > 0:26:41Don't grieve, Arthur, my love.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43She is still with you.
0:26:53 > 0:26:56- Thank you. - APPLAUSE
0:27:02 > 0:27:05Folks, this lady is just trying to separate you from your cash.
0:27:05 > 0:27:07CLATTERING, THEY YELL
0:27:07 > 0:27:10ECHOING VOICES
0:27:13 > 0:27:15GASPING
0:27:20 > 0:27:21Whoo!
0:27:21 > 0:27:24- APPLAUSE - Spooky!- Spooky, man.
0:27:26 > 0:27:28I must admit, we weren't giving it our full attention.
0:27:28 > 0:27:32But Chris now knows what dogging is. LAUGHTER
0:27:33 > 0:27:36Now, very quickly, Episodes. It's coming back,
0:27:36 > 0:27:38- but is this the last series? - It probably is, yeah.
0:27:38 > 0:27:40We start filming in a couple of weeks.
0:27:40 > 0:27:41I spent all day costume fitting.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43They keep trying to get me in shorts.
0:27:43 > 0:27:45I don't think Brits look good in shorts.
0:27:45 > 0:27:48I look like a scoutmaster who should be on some sort of register.
0:27:48 > 0:27:52Aussies are born with shorts on, aren't they? They can handle it.
0:27:52 > 0:27:55We are. We just cut the legs off our pants.
0:27:55 > 0:27:57The Brits, no...
0:27:57 > 0:28:01- Episodes is made by Showtime in the States and BBC Two here.- Yeah.
0:28:01 > 0:28:04- So, you can kind of say what you like.- Yes, we can.
0:28:04 > 0:28:06But then, because it's shown on aeroplanes
0:28:06 > 0:28:09and in other countries, do you have to reshoot it?
0:28:09 > 0:28:11- Cos it's quite rude, some of it. - It's really rude.
0:28:11 > 0:28:15And if you say fuck, then rather than
0:28:15 > 0:28:18later on having "fudge" dubbed on,
0:28:18 > 0:28:22we just do a sort of TV-safe version afterwards.
0:28:22 > 0:28:24Which is often more hilarious than the real thing.
0:28:24 > 0:28:28And we did a scene earlier on - we play two Hollywood writers.
0:28:28 > 0:28:33And we did a scene about... We had the word "cock" in the script,
0:28:33 > 0:28:36and you can't say "cock" on TV. What other words are there for cock?
0:28:36 > 0:28:38Schlong, dick... So, we did this whole scene.
0:28:38 > 0:28:41And then we had to do a TV-safe version of the same scene,
0:28:41 > 0:28:43which is very hard when you can't say the word
0:28:43 > 0:28:46that you're not allowed to say in the first place.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48So, "You can't say 'wiener', can you, on American television?"
0:28:48 > 0:28:51- It was that kind of... - But you can.- You can say wiener.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53You had to say a word that you COULD say
0:28:53 > 0:28:56- and pretend you couldn't say it. - That's ridiculous.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59- Yeah, it is ridiculous. - Have you guys all done this?- Yeah.
0:28:59 > 0:29:04For aeroplanes, just, later on, you're just adding something in...
0:29:04 > 0:29:06into some weird...
0:29:06 > 0:29:08Like, "Duck! Duck!"
0:29:08 > 0:29:10Makes no sense at all!
0:29:10 > 0:29:12Ah, fluff!
0:29:12 > 0:29:15Things that just don't match the scene.
0:29:15 > 0:29:18- Not at all. - You are a fluffing idiot!
0:29:18 > 0:29:21- LAUGHTER - Yeah.- Fluff off!
0:29:22 > 0:29:25- Have YOU done it? - I did it for Zero Dark Thirty.
0:29:25 > 0:29:27There's a big line in the movie, I'm not going to say it
0:29:27 > 0:29:31- cos it's probably not allowed, but...- Try it.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34- I'm the- BLEEP- who found this. - Oh, you can't say that.- Exactly.
0:29:34 > 0:29:35LAUGHTER
0:29:37 > 0:29:41But what do you do? Like, so, we were trying to, "I'm the mother..."
0:29:43 > 0:29:46..gangster who found this place. It doesn't make any sense.
0:29:46 > 0:29:50- It becomes a comedy. - You're like, "I'm the mother duck."
0:29:50 > 0:29:53- It has to be the same amount of syllables.- Yeah, no, that's hard.
0:29:53 > 0:29:56And it has to kind of look like what your mouth is doing.
0:29:56 > 0:30:00- It's very bizarre.- But also, you've got, in your arsenal, of course,
0:30:00 > 0:30:02you have lots of German swear words.
0:30:02 > 0:30:04- Me?- Yeah. - Well, my dad's from Germany.
0:30:04 > 0:30:05- What?- That's my favourite thing.
0:30:05 > 0:30:11I worked with Daniel Bruhl and he taught me the dirtiest German stuff.
0:30:11 > 0:30:14- I just love it.- Well, then you know!
0:30:14 > 0:30:15Yes, it's the best.
0:30:15 > 0:30:18- It's the best language to swear in. - Yeah.
0:30:18 > 0:30:20I've never seen a guest more keen on a subject.
0:30:21 > 0:30:24- Yeah, Jessica! - I thought she liked dogging, but no!
0:30:24 > 0:30:26German swearing, that's the one.
0:30:26 > 0:30:27What's your favourite?
0:30:27 > 0:30:29Arschloch is a good one.
0:30:29 > 0:30:31- I like Schlampe.- Schlampe?
0:30:31 > 0:30:34And you got to take your time. Schlampe, which means slut.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36Oh.
0:30:36 > 0:30:38But Hengst is stallion.
0:30:38 > 0:30:40But my favourite is "Kommen sie hier."
0:30:40 > 0:30:42Come here, yeah.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44Tanze... Wait.
0:30:44 > 0:30:48"Tanze eine kleine... tanze, tanze,"
0:30:48 > 0:30:52which means, "Dance, you little masturbators, dance, dance!
0:30:52 > 0:30:55You're more of a German person than I am!
0:30:55 > 0:30:57APPLAUSE
0:30:58 > 0:31:00Listen, it is music time.
0:31:00 > 0:31:01Now, you're in for a treat.
0:31:01 > 0:31:03This man is a home-grown talent whose star is
0:31:03 > 0:31:05definitely on the rise.
0:31:05 > 0:31:09Here performing Stronger Than Ever from his hot debut album,
0:31:09 > 0:31:11please welcome Raleigh Richie.
0:31:11 > 0:31:13APPLAUSE
0:31:20 > 0:31:23# Hate me when I'm gone I'll make it worth your while
0:31:23 > 0:31:24# When I'm successful
0:31:28 > 0:31:30# But when I'm here I need your kindness cos the climb
0:31:30 > 0:31:32# Is always stressful
0:31:35 > 0:31:40# Clumsily gas myself by thinking I'll be better off alone
0:31:43 > 0:31:46# I leave my piece in pieces all around the decent people
0:31:46 > 0:31:47# Back at home
0:31:50 > 0:31:54# Cos I'm a big boy, an adult now or nearly
0:31:54 > 0:31:58# If I pull the wool back from my eyes I can see clearly
0:31:58 > 0:32:01# The world is at my feet and I am standing on the ceiling
0:32:01 > 0:32:04# Whoa
0:32:04 > 0:32:06# Whoa
0:32:06 > 0:32:10# And I fall, fall, fall when it all comes down
0:32:10 > 0:32:14# And I won't be crushed by the weight of this town
0:32:14 > 0:32:18# I fall from the sky but I won't fall forever
0:32:18 > 0:32:21# I fall but when I rise I'll be stronger than ever
0:32:23 > 0:32:25# Official man, delusions grand
0:32:25 > 0:32:26# And now I'm a free agent
0:32:30 > 0:32:33# I'm here to make a stand for causes I don't understand
0:32:33 > 0:32:34# And make a statement
0:32:38 > 0:32:40# I fall short on knowledge
0:32:40 > 0:32:43# I don't even watch the news
0:32:46 > 0:32:50# Can't be arsed with college, it's nothing but a human zoo
0:32:53 > 0:32:57# Cos I'm a big boy, an adult now or nearly
0:32:57 > 0:33:00# If I pull the wool back from my eyes I can see clearly
0:33:00 > 0:33:04# The world is at my feet and I am standing on the ceiling
0:33:04 > 0:33:06# Whoa
0:33:06 > 0:33:08# Whoa
0:33:08 > 0:33:12# I fall, fall, fall, when it all comes down
0:33:12 > 0:33:16# And I won't be crushed by the weight of this town
0:33:16 > 0:33:20# I fall from the sky, but I won't fall forever
0:33:20 > 0:33:25# I fall but when I rise I'll be stronger than ever
0:33:25 > 0:33:26# I'm not defeated
0:33:26 > 0:33:29# I believe that I can turn this ship around
0:33:32 > 0:33:36# Destroy the status quo until I know I've found a common ground
0:33:40 > 0:33:43# I'm not alone I'm just focused in my zone
0:33:43 > 0:33:45# This is easy
0:33:48 > 0:33:52# I'm fine, I just need time to turn this into home, I'm good
0:33:52 > 0:33:54# Believe me
0:33:54 > 0:33:56# Believe me when I say I'm going to be
0:33:56 > 0:33:58# Big explosions crack through thunderous mountains
0:33:58 > 0:34:01# Hearts exploding, minds, volcanoes pop and blow
0:34:01 > 0:34:02# I'm not alone
0:34:03 > 0:34:06# Who am I kidding? I'm sad, no ideas coming
0:34:06 > 0:34:08# It's driving me mad and I'm fighting it
0:34:08 > 0:34:10# It's turning me bad, I'm loaded, rage is taking me over
0:34:10 > 0:34:13# I just want to be home with all my friends and family
0:34:13 > 0:34:16# It's closing in on me, I need recovery, coming home
0:34:16 > 0:34:20# I'm coming home, I need closure
0:34:20 > 0:34:22# I need closure
0:34:22 > 0:34:24# I need closure
0:34:26 > 0:34:31# I fall, fall, fall, when it all comes down
0:34:31 > 0:34:34# I won't be crushed by the weight of this town
0:34:34 > 0:34:37# I fall from the sky, but I won't fall forever
0:34:39 > 0:34:43# I fall but when I rise I'll be stronger than ever. #
0:34:48 > 0:34:50- Thank you.- Well done!
0:34:51 > 0:34:54Raleigh Ritchie, everybody!
0:34:54 > 0:34:56How good was that? Come over, you!
0:34:58 > 0:35:02Great job, seriously. Really, really great job.
0:35:02 > 0:35:03Come and meet everybody.
0:35:03 > 0:35:06Stephen, Kirsten, Jessica, Chris.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08Nice to meet you.
0:35:09 > 0:35:10Very good.
0:35:10 > 0:35:12Have a seat, have a seat.
0:35:14 > 0:35:16Congratulations on that.
0:35:16 > 0:35:19That is on your new album, You're A Man Now, Boy.
0:35:19 > 0:35:21Boy.
0:35:21 > 0:35:24And the album's great. You must be so proud of this.
0:35:24 > 0:35:28I'm very proud of it, yeah. It's been a long time in the making.
0:35:28 > 0:35:31It's excellent, it's excellent. And if it doesn't depress you...
0:35:31 > 0:35:33I mean, I'm the wrong person to praise this album,
0:35:33 > 0:35:34- but it's really good.- Why?
0:35:34 > 0:35:37Well, cos you don't want 53-year-old people liking your music.
0:35:37 > 0:35:38- LAUGHTER - Yes, I do.
0:35:38 > 0:35:40See, that's career suicide.
0:35:40 > 0:35:43The label are going, "Contract, tear it up."
0:35:43 > 0:35:45"Non-demographic, this is all going horribly wrong."
0:35:45 > 0:35:47By the way, if people are...
0:35:47 > 0:35:49Cos people might be, I hate to do this,
0:35:49 > 0:35:51people might be looking at you thinking,
0:35:51 > 0:35:53"I know that guy" - you don't live near him.
0:35:55 > 0:35:57Well, maybe you do.
0:35:57 > 0:35:58But, no, you've been in lots of things.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00You're an actor as well as a musician.
0:36:00 > 0:36:03I have. I worked with Stephen on Episodes.
0:36:03 > 0:36:04Yeah, you were Kevin, weren't you?
0:36:04 > 0:36:06- You remember the name?- Yeah.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08- I- didn't even remember the name.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10It's all that music.
0:36:10 > 0:36:12LAUGHTER
0:36:13 > 0:36:15I like your music too.
0:36:15 > 0:36:16Thank you very much.
0:36:16 > 0:36:18I'm old as well, so...
0:36:18 > 0:36:20Barry Manilow called, he loves it.
0:36:22 > 0:36:23Well, that's good!
0:36:24 > 0:36:27Also, I should say the big thing is Game Of Thrones.
0:36:27 > 0:36:29- Yeah.- Yes.- So, who do you play?
0:36:29 > 0:36:31You know, yes. Jessica loves it.
0:36:31 > 0:36:32I'm obsessed.
0:36:32 > 0:36:35APPLAUSE AND CHEERING
0:36:35 > 0:36:38Game Of Thrones, dogging and German cursing.
0:36:40 > 0:36:43You play... Is it Grey Worm you play?
0:36:43 > 0:36:46Yeah, this season, though, they're changing his name to Sarah.
0:36:46 > 0:36:48LAUGHTER
0:36:49 > 0:36:52Good, good.
0:36:53 > 0:36:56But in the show, you don't HAVE a grey worm.
0:36:57 > 0:36:59No, I think the worm is there,
0:36:59 > 0:37:02- but the worm's feet are there... - Oh.
0:37:02 > 0:37:05- The back wheels are gone. - Back wheels, back wheels.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Does the worm work without the wheels?
0:37:07 > 0:37:10- I don't know. - What is going on?
0:37:10 > 0:37:12LAUGHTER
0:37:12 > 0:37:14I think it's all dick euphemisms.
0:37:15 > 0:37:18- Remember what we were talking about? - Oh, yeah, right, yeah.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20- It's a grey worm.- Ah.
0:37:20 > 0:37:22- But you play a eunuch.- I do, yes.
0:37:22 > 0:37:24You'd be surprised how many conversations I have
0:37:24 > 0:37:28with people that end up becoming all about penis-related things.
0:37:29 > 0:37:31- That's my life.- Yeah.
0:37:31 > 0:37:33LAUGHTER
0:37:33 > 0:37:34There's your beer.
0:37:36 > 0:37:37Get that down you.
0:37:37 > 0:37:39OK, Raleigh Ritchie, everybody.
0:37:39 > 0:37:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:46 > 0:37:50Now, before we go, just time for a visit to the very large red chair.
0:37:50 > 0:37:52So, who's there? Who's there?
0:37:52 > 0:37:55- Hi.- Hello! Who are you?- I'm Mia.
0:37:55 > 0:37:57Mia, lovely. And where are you from?
0:37:57 > 0:37:59- I'm from Leicester.- Leicester!
0:37:59 > 0:38:01Top of the league.
0:38:01 > 0:38:02LAUGHTER
0:38:02 > 0:38:04Never has a town got less.
0:38:07 > 0:38:09Are you at the show by yourself?
0:38:09 > 0:38:11No, I'm with some friends who are from London.
0:38:11 > 0:38:14Oh, so they couldn't even be bothered to cheer.
0:38:14 > 0:38:17Your poor friend is in the red chair and you're just going,
0:38:17 > 0:38:18"Sit on your hands."
0:38:19 > 0:38:21"She wanted to do it, yeah."
0:38:21 > 0:38:24"Are you cheering? I'm not cheering."
0:38:24 > 0:38:26And do you live here now?
0:38:26 > 0:38:29No, no. I'm on Easter holidays, so I'm just visiting.
0:38:29 > 0:38:31Oh, what a lovely holiday destination you've chosen.
0:38:31 > 0:38:34LAUGHTER
0:38:34 > 0:38:35She's all for the Brexit.
0:38:35 > 0:38:38OK, so, off you go with your story, Mia.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41So, I was at a university reunion in Baslow,
0:38:41 > 0:38:44which is up north somewhere, in a big country house.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46We'd not seen each other in a while.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48Sorry.
0:38:48 > 0:38:52Just having drinks, went to the pub, got a bit lairy at the pub,
0:38:52 > 0:38:55no-pants dance, teddy bear rolls, just standard on a night out.
0:38:55 > 0:38:58We go back, have some more drinks.
0:38:58 > 0:39:02And then me and my friend go to get some drinks in the utility room,
0:39:02 > 0:39:05and it's winter, it's the winter just gone, so it's really cold.
0:39:05 > 0:39:08The door shuts and there's no handle on the other side of the door,
0:39:08 > 0:39:10so we're like, "Oh, this is the utility room,
0:39:10 > 0:39:13"no drinks in here anyway." Banging on the door, banging on the door.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15Half an hour, an hour, an hour-and-a-half.
0:39:15 > 0:39:17They've all gone to bed.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19We realise that we're stuck in this utility room,
0:39:19 > 0:39:21it's about minus three degrees.
0:39:21 > 0:39:24And there's a dog basket and some coats
0:39:24 > 0:39:26and we watched a bit of Bear Grylls.
0:39:26 > 0:39:28I think we're just going to
0:39:28 > 0:39:29have to...
0:39:29 > 0:39:32get in the dog basket with my friend's parent's coats
0:39:32 > 0:39:34all around us, tried to make a bed
0:39:34 > 0:39:37and realised that you have to take your clothes off
0:39:37 > 0:39:39to stay really warm cos it was really, really cold, Graham.
0:39:39 > 0:39:42- It really was. - LAUGHTER
0:39:42 > 0:39:44No-one's coming, we're banging on the door.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46We've got no phones, there's no toilet.
0:39:46 > 0:39:49I really, really need a wee at this point, there's just a bowl,
0:39:49 > 0:39:51with the dog basket,
0:39:51 > 0:39:53you know, that happens.
0:39:53 > 0:39:55Then one thing leads to another...
0:39:55 > 0:39:56LAUGHTER
0:39:56 > 0:39:59..in the dog basket and he gets injured, anyway...
0:39:59 > 0:40:00LAUGHTER
0:40:00 > 0:40:03OK, there are so many bits of this story missing.
0:40:03 > 0:40:06So, you were having sex in a dog basket...
0:40:06 > 0:40:08No! No, I'm not, I'm not!
0:40:08 > 0:40:10I'm absolutely not!
0:40:10 > 0:40:13"One thing led to another" - what else does that mean?!
0:40:13 > 0:40:15I just needed to make that innuendo.
0:40:15 > 0:40:18Anyway, he gets injured, there's a lot of blood everywhere.
0:40:18 > 0:40:20LAUGHTER
0:40:20 > 0:40:21So, the dog wanders in...
0:40:21 > 0:40:24There's no dog. Pull the lever, Graham, pull the lever.
0:40:24 > 0:40:27I'm going to pull the lever! APPLAUSE
0:40:27 > 0:40:29Those friends...
0:40:31 > 0:40:34"Pull the lever", I like that.
0:40:34 > 0:40:38Those people over there - you are not her friends.
0:40:38 > 0:40:42"Yeah, no, tell that story, tell it. It'll be good.
0:40:42 > 0:40:44"The one where a guy bleeds in a dog basket
0:40:44 > 0:40:46"while you're having sex with him."
0:40:46 > 0:40:49Is that the first time someone's pulled the lever on themselves?
0:40:49 > 0:40:53I think it's the first time we've had hari-kari in the red chair.
0:40:53 > 0:40:56"Too much, I can't. I don't know where this story's going."
0:40:56 > 0:40:59Shall we try another one? Try another one, OK, here we go.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01I didn't want to hear the ending.
0:41:01 > 0:41:03- Hello, sir.- Hi. - CHEERING
0:41:03 > 0:41:05Now, see, now, they love you! They love you!
0:41:05 > 0:41:06Where are you from?
0:41:06 > 0:41:09I'm from Stanford In The Vale near Oxford.
0:41:09 > 0:41:10Lovely, and what do you do, sir?
0:41:10 > 0:41:13- I'm now retired.- From?
0:41:13 > 0:41:14From IT.
0:41:14 > 0:41:16Oh!
0:41:16 > 0:41:17AUDIENCE WHOOPS AND GASPS
0:41:17 > 0:41:20LAUGHTER
0:41:21 > 0:41:24That's a good friend, they're good friends.
0:41:24 > 0:41:25"IT?!"
0:41:27 > 0:41:29"Wow!"
0:41:29 > 0:41:32Off you go with your story, sir.
0:41:32 > 0:41:34Right, well, um...
0:41:34 > 0:41:37My wife and I decided to take our daughter and her fiance out
0:41:37 > 0:41:42for a celebration engagement party, or dinner,
0:41:42 > 0:41:46at a nice Thameside restaurant.
0:41:46 > 0:41:49We arrived at the restaurant and we, a party of eight,
0:41:49 > 0:41:51sat down and we started on the champagne for about
0:41:51 > 0:41:53two or three bottles,
0:41:53 > 0:41:57and then the waitress came over, introduced herself as Christina.
0:41:57 > 0:42:00And she said that she was the waitress for the evening
0:42:00 > 0:42:03and that it was her birthday.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05So, when she disappeared to get the starters,
0:42:05 > 0:42:10I arranged for the adjoining tables and our table
0:42:10 > 0:42:14to give her resounding chorus of "Happy Birthday, Christina."
0:42:14 > 0:42:18So, she returned and suddenly we all broke into song
0:42:18 > 0:42:22and wished her happy birthday, and she was very red-faced
0:42:22 > 0:42:26and embarrassed, and disappeared and went to get her manager,
0:42:26 > 0:42:29who came back and he immediately discovered
0:42:29 > 0:42:32what the problem was cos he explained that, well,
0:42:32 > 0:42:36Christina was, well, she was from the EU
0:42:36 > 0:42:40and that she was telling us that it was her first day.
0:42:40 > 0:42:42LAUGHTER
0:42:44 > 0:42:47APPLAUSE
0:42:47 > 0:42:48That's a good story!
0:42:48 > 0:42:50- He's reddening up the most. - Blushing too!
0:42:50 > 0:42:52- He can walk! Walk!- Thank you.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54Good story, it was a good story.
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Well done, everyone.
0:42:58 > 0:43:02If you'd like to join us on the show and have a go on the red chair,
0:43:02 > 0:43:05you can contact us via our website at this very address.
0:43:05 > 0:43:07Listen, before we go, we would just like to say
0:43:07 > 0:43:10a special thank-you and goodnight to the man who inspired
0:43:10 > 0:43:13our red chair, the great Ronnie Corbett,
0:43:13 > 0:43:14who has died at the age of 85.
0:43:14 > 0:43:17He was always one of our favourite guests here on the show.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19APPLAUSE
0:43:19 > 0:43:25And we just wanted to send our love and sympathy to Anne and the family.
0:43:25 > 0:43:26All right, that is it for tonight.
0:43:26 > 0:43:29So, please, say a huge thank-you to my guests,
0:43:29 > 0:43:32Raleigh Ritchie...
0:43:32 > 0:43:33Stephen Mangan...
0:43:33 > 0:43:35CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:35 > 0:43:36..Kirsten Dunst...
0:43:37 > 0:43:39Jessica Chastain...
0:43:40 > 0:43:42..and Mr Chris Hemsworth!
0:43:42 > 0:43:44CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:44 > 0:43:47Join me next week, with music from Meghan Trainor
0:43:47 > 0:43:49and a packed sofa of acting talent.
0:43:49 > 0:43:52We've got Eric Bana, Ricky Gervais, Ewan McGregor,
0:43:52 > 0:43:54Kevin Costner and Dame Helen Mirren.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57I'll see you then. Goodnight, everyone, goodbye!