0:00:02 > 0:00:05On tonight's show, I'm excited, cos I hear Hollywood's come a-calling.
0:00:05 > 0:00:07I wonder who... Sorry?
0:00:07 > 0:00:09Oh...
0:00:09 > 0:00:10LAUGHTER
0:00:10 > 0:00:12I made you a cake.
0:00:12 > 0:00:13Hey, let's start the show, then!
0:00:13 > 0:00:15CHEERING
0:00:30 > 0:00:35Oh-oh-oh-oh!
0:00:35 > 0:00:36Thank you so much!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Thank you very much!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Thank you, you're very kind. Too kind.
0:00:40 > 0:00:43Too kind. Thank you.
0:00:43 > 0:00:46Thank you. That is a lovely welcome, and in return,
0:00:46 > 0:00:49we've got a great show for you tonight,
0:00:49 > 0:00:52but before we do another thing, I think we'd all like to say
0:00:52 > 0:00:55a big happy birthday to Her Majesty.
0:00:55 > 0:00:5990 years old yesterday. Happy birthday to her. Round of applause.
0:00:59 > 0:01:01CHEERING
0:01:01 > 0:01:03Very nice.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05She was very lucky.
0:01:05 > 0:01:09She's actually having two parties - one for the family,
0:01:09 > 0:01:10and one for the commoners.
0:01:10 > 0:01:13Or, as they're also known, the Middletons.
0:01:13 > 0:01:16LAUGHTER
0:01:16 > 0:01:18The, er...
0:01:18 > 0:01:21I believe we've got a picture of the Queen cutting her surprise
0:01:21 > 0:01:22birthday cake.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Aw...
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Yeah, Camilla was in charge of the surprise bit.
0:01:26 > 0:01:29LAUGHTER
0:01:29 > 0:01:30Let's get some guests on!
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Later, we'll have music from DMCE.
0:01:36 > 0:01:39But first, he's the star of the biggest TV hit of recent years,
0:01:39 > 0:01:43with 15 million people watching the final of the Great British Bake Off.
0:01:43 > 0:01:45Please welcome master baker extraordinaire,
0:01:45 > 0:01:47Paul Hollywood, everybody!
0:01:47 > 0:01:49CHEERING
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Oh, so suave!
0:01:51 > 0:01:52Hello, sir. Very nice to see you.
0:01:52 > 0:01:55Welcome, welcome, have a seat. There's your wine.
0:01:56 > 0:01:59From Downton Abbey to War and Peace,
0:01:59 > 0:02:02and her standout performance as Cinderella,
0:02:02 > 0:02:04she's one of the brightest young stars in Britain, now
0:02:04 > 0:02:07taking to the West End stage as Shakespeare's Juliet,
0:02:07 > 0:02:09it's Lily James, everybody!
0:02:09 > 0:02:10CHEERING
0:02:10 > 0:02:12- Hello.- Hi.
0:02:12 > 0:02:13- How are you?- I'm good.
0:02:13 > 0:02:15- So nice to see you.- Nice to see you too.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17- Welcome to the show.- Thank you. - Paul, Lily.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Since his bloody end as Robb Stark in Game of Thrones,
0:02:22 > 0:02:25he's played Prince Charming to Lily's Cinderella,
0:02:25 > 0:02:26and now Romeo to her Juliet.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29Please welcome Mr Richard Madden.
0:02:29 > 0:02:31CHEERING
0:02:31 > 0:02:33Hey! Hello!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Have a seat too, Richard Madden.
0:02:38 > 0:02:43And this lady is an actress, a writer, a style icon,
0:02:43 > 0:02:47and a legendary Dynasty diva. It's a pleasure to welcome back to the show
0:02:47 > 0:02:50Dame Joan Collins, everybody.
0:02:50 > 0:02:52CHEERING
0:02:54 > 0:02:56Welcome, darling. How are you?
0:02:56 > 0:02:58I'm great.
0:02:58 > 0:02:59So nice to see you.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01Nice to see you too.
0:03:01 > 0:03:03We're going to sit down, oh!
0:03:04 > 0:03:07- That is a stylish, beautiful sofa right there.- Yes.
0:03:07 > 0:03:09- Oh, the glamour!- All in black.
0:03:09 > 0:03:12- Yes, I know, it's very stylish. - Yeah, black is the new orange.
0:03:12 > 0:03:14LAUGHTER
0:03:14 > 0:03:17Not on this set. Now, er...
0:03:17 > 0:03:18Very nice to see you all. Welcome back.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21The first time for Lily and Richard, so thank you very much.
0:03:21 > 0:03:24And, of course, now I get to say DAME Joan Collins.
0:03:24 > 0:03:26I know. Isn't it amazing?
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Because it's so new and it sounds so right.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Well, it's so amazing to hear it from you
0:03:31 > 0:03:33because I've just come back from America and Australia
0:03:33 > 0:03:37and Peru, where nobody knows what that means, Dame Joan.
0:03:37 > 0:03:39So I'm just Joan or Miss Collins.
0:03:39 > 0:03:41- Don't you insist?- No.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45I'm not the certain actor that we all know.
0:03:45 > 0:03:46But it must have been a lovely day.
0:03:46 > 0:03:48It was fantastic.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Honestly, Graham, it was, like, the greatest day of my life.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Really extraordinary because...
0:03:53 > 0:03:55First of all, to receive it is a great honour
0:03:55 > 0:03:59and Prince Charles came and pinned it on me and said, very
0:03:59 > 0:04:04nicely I thought, "About time too," which I thought was just stunning.
0:04:04 > 0:04:07And then I had a wonderful party that night at Claridge's
0:04:07 > 0:04:09with 120 of my closest friends.
0:04:09 > 0:04:11LAUGHTER
0:04:11 > 0:04:13My sister had flown in, and my brother and all my friends
0:04:13 > 0:04:15and my children, it was wonderful.
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Aw, what a lovely, lovely thing. Honestly, I'm so pleased for you.
0:04:18 > 0:04:19Congratulations. It's very nice.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22APPLAUSE
0:04:25 > 0:04:27Look, here's the thing, cos Lily and Richard,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- you're about to be Romeo and Juliet on the West End stage.- Yes.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32But previously, Prince Charming
0:04:32 > 0:04:35and Cinderella in the big Disney live action remake.
0:04:35 > 0:04:39And Lily James, as beautiful as you looked as Cinderella...
0:04:39 > 0:04:41Well, as beautiful as you are, but in Cinderella,
0:04:41 > 0:04:47the corsets in Cinderella are, like, that must be properly painful.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49Because that isn't your shape.
0:04:49 > 0:04:53Well, it's... No, I mean, it's drawn in with very tight things.
0:04:53 > 0:04:57- Your shape is close to it.- Yeah, but you're very slim.- Yeah, very slim.
0:04:57 > 0:04:59- Yeah.- But what happens when you try to eat with that on?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01LAUGHTER
0:05:01 > 0:05:03Well, I mean, I drank a lot of...
0:05:03 > 0:05:06Cos it's long, long hours, I was trying to keep myself awake.
0:05:06 > 0:05:07I drank quite a lot of Coke
0:05:07 > 0:05:11and so I was burping a lot in the corset, wasn't I?
0:05:11 > 0:05:14Yeah, but you learned your lesson the hard way after the first
0:05:14 > 0:05:18couple of night shoots we did, where you would over-eagerly eat
0:05:18 > 0:05:21and then, like, it was shut down the set for a while,
0:05:21 > 0:05:24while Lily's like, "Oh, God, get it off."
0:05:24 > 0:05:26The food's like here and it just can't go down.
0:05:26 > 0:05:28I used to just really loosen it at lunch,
0:05:28 > 0:05:30cos he's the one that has to bear the brunt of, you know...
0:05:30 > 0:05:32I thought you looked fantastic.
0:05:32 > 0:05:34But your dress was constraining but oddly Prince Charming's
0:05:34 > 0:05:37costume was quite constraining as well, wasn't it?
0:05:37 > 0:05:38- You looked good too.- Thanks.
0:05:38 > 0:05:40LAUGHTER
0:05:40 > 0:05:42Yeah, it was very constraining.
0:05:42 > 0:05:43In ways I'd not imagined.
0:05:43 > 0:05:45LAUGHTER
0:05:45 > 0:05:47Because it was a Disney thing, wasn't it?
0:05:47 > 0:05:51It was a Disney thing and it's kind of... Oh, here we go.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53I know.
0:05:53 > 0:05:55Yeah, no.
0:05:55 > 0:05:56It's Disney and I'm in skin-tight,
0:05:56 > 0:06:00quite thin, white trousers or maybe some people would say leggings.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02I don't like to use that word.
0:06:02 > 0:06:05And, er... And they can be very revealing.
0:06:05 > 0:06:11- Of course.- So we spent a couple of days trying out different, er...
0:06:11 > 0:06:13LAUGHTER
0:06:13 > 0:06:16Erm, trying out different jockstraps.
0:06:16 > 0:06:18I feel so dirty even saying this story.
0:06:18 > 0:06:21And a couple of days trying out these,
0:06:21 > 0:06:23and then once standing with Sir Kenneth Branagh
0:06:23 > 0:06:26and Sandy Powell, this Oscar-winning costume designer
0:06:26 > 0:06:28and trying on these things,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31and everyone's just kind of looking at you to see what they can
0:06:31 > 0:06:33and can't see under the light, and then
0:06:33 > 0:06:39we tried out the latest one, which was just basically a corset for men.
0:06:39 > 0:06:42It was really, really tight and we tried it and they're going,
0:06:42 > 0:06:44"Ooh, yes, ooh, this works. Mm-hm. Great,"
0:06:44 > 0:06:46and chatting amongst themselves,
0:06:46 > 0:06:48and they turned away and Sandy turned to me
0:06:48 > 0:06:51and I was, like, tears welling in my eyes, going, "I'm going to be sick.
0:06:51 > 0:06:53"Please let's get it off!"
0:06:53 > 0:06:57And they had to run and take it off, and that one didn't get used.
0:06:57 > 0:07:00- No, but in the publicity... Like, is Lily's hand there?- Strategically?
0:07:00 > 0:07:01Strategically, yeah.
0:07:01 > 0:07:04Through all the shots, it seems to be, you're like a pregnant woman.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07- Yeah.- You know, there's always something covering your crotch.
0:07:07 > 0:07:09If it's not an arm, it's a dress or something.
0:07:09 > 0:07:12- There was enough dress to hide anyway.- Yeah.
0:07:12 > 0:07:17I did an episode of Batman once and Adam West,
0:07:17 > 0:07:21who played Batman, told me that they had to take certain pills,
0:07:21 > 0:07:24because they were wearing these tight Batman costumes.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26And because this was the '60s,
0:07:26 > 0:07:31you couldn't see an outline of a gentleman's gentleman.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33LAUGHTER
0:07:33 > 0:07:37What were these pills of which you speak?
0:07:37 > 0:07:40- Why, do you want some? - No, I don't want some!
0:07:40 > 0:07:42Yeah, well, he wrote a book and he said it in that.
0:07:42 > 0:07:45They had these really tight things on, because if you look at old
0:07:45 > 0:07:49episodes of Batman, you can see that they're just sort of flat.
0:07:49 > 0:07:54- Yes!- Terrible.- That's awful.- I don't know. I wouldn't know myself.
0:07:54 > 0:07:55No. That's terrible.
0:07:55 > 0:07:58But, actually, in terms of suffering for your art -
0:07:58 > 0:08:01Paul, I didn't realise you had terrible problems with your...
0:08:01 > 0:08:03LAUGHTER
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- It's getting naughty!- Thank you.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12I'm going to have another glass of wine.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14Yeast-based problems. No.
0:08:16 > 0:08:18No, it was your wrist. It still sounds wrong.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23- From making bread for all those years.- Yeah.
0:08:23 > 0:08:26- I've got carpal tunnel syndrome in both of my wrists.- Oh!
0:08:26 > 0:08:29- And that's really serious? - It's severe, yeah.
0:08:29 > 0:08:31It was diagnosed about four years ago.
0:08:31 > 0:08:34So, I went to speak to a consultant about it and he said,
0:08:34 > 0:08:36"Look, you're going to have to have an operation."
0:08:36 > 0:08:39I don't actually bake as much, you know, hands-on as I used to.
0:08:39 > 0:08:42- I miss it.- You don't need to now, you're on the telly.
0:08:42 > 0:08:45"Somebody else make it."
0:08:45 > 0:08:48Now, I've sort of stopped baking as much,
0:08:48 > 0:08:50it's actually alleviated some of the pain.
0:08:50 > 0:08:53- Oh, so it's coming back? - It's all right now. It's OK.
0:08:53 > 0:08:57I did speak to Mary about it and she said, "Oh, I had it done!"
0:08:57 > 0:09:00And she's had it done, Mary had it done a few years ago.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01And it's healed quite nicely.
0:09:01 > 0:09:05- It just petrifies me, the idea of slicing the band.- Mm!
0:09:05 > 0:09:08- Urgh!- So, because I race cars at the moment.
0:09:08 > 0:09:09So, at the moment, it's really difficult.
0:09:09 > 0:09:12- I'd rather not do it at the moment. - Yeah.- OK. And is it a thing,
0:09:12 > 0:09:14because, obviously, you know,
0:09:14 > 0:09:16there's things like housemaid's knee and...
0:09:16 > 0:09:17PAUL LAUGHS
0:09:17 > 0:09:19- Is there?- Tennis elbow, writer's... - Tennis elbow.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23And is there kind of, like, a master baker's wrist?
0:09:23 > 0:09:25LAUGHTER
0:09:27 > 0:09:30I ask for research.
0:09:30 > 0:09:31Good one!
0:09:34 > 0:09:37- Dame...Dame Joan Collins. I can't say it enough.- Oh, I love it.
0:09:37 > 0:09:39- Thank you.- It's excellent.
0:09:39 > 0:09:42Not content with becoming a dame,
0:09:42 > 0:09:45you have now published your latest novel.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47Now, I noticed you're just Joan Collins on the cover.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50- Well, yes. As a professional, you don't use the "dame" ever.- OK.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51No, no, no, no.
0:09:51 > 0:09:54The St Tropez Lonely Hearts Club.
0:09:54 > 0:09:56- And it's a proper page turner, it really is.- Yes.
0:09:56 > 0:09:58- It is a good beach read.- Yeah.
0:09:58 > 0:10:01I mean, talk about, "write about what you know."
0:10:01 > 0:10:03I mean, St Tropez is a world you know incredibly well.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05Absolutely, I go there every year.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07I've been going there for...Oh, my God, 30 years.
0:10:07 > 0:10:09And the people are fascinating.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11The people who live there, the people who come in there.
0:10:11 > 0:10:15And there's all kinds of intrigues and scandals and sexual innuendos.
0:10:15 > 0:10:17So, I wrote about it.
0:10:17 > 0:10:20And it's changed a lot, St Tropez?
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- No, there was always scandals and innuendos and sexual...- OK.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Yes, it has changed a lot.
0:10:26 > 0:10:29It's become much more touristy in July and August.
0:10:29 > 0:10:31And I write about that as well.
0:10:31 > 0:10:34But still, there's a little central group
0:10:34 > 0:10:37that are there from mid-July till end of August.
0:10:37 > 0:10:42Russian oligarchs and really rich Swedish businessmen
0:10:42 > 0:10:44and English businessmen.
0:10:44 > 0:10:47And they have all these unbelievable parties, where there's
0:10:47 > 0:10:50so much excess and champagne is sprayed all over
0:10:50 > 0:10:52and half-naked girls...well, naked girls...
0:10:52 > 0:10:54It sounds fabulous.
0:10:55 > 0:10:59- I'll come. - Well, I don't do that a lot.
0:10:59 > 0:11:03And very sweetly, you dedicate the book to your sister, Jackie.
0:11:03 > 0:11:05- Yes, I did.- Yeah, that was very nice.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08Yeah, we were here, New Year's Eve.
0:11:08 > 0:11:11- Oh, wow.- A year and a half ago. Yeah.
0:11:11 > 0:11:15In retrospect, do you now understand why she kept it so private
0:11:15 > 0:11:20- and secret?- Absolutely. I think she was very, very brave to do that.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I think, if you're a celebrity in Hollywood, which she is...was,
0:11:23 > 0:11:27if there is the slightest hint that there is anything wrong with
0:11:27 > 0:11:31you, you will be hounded by TMZ,
0:11:31 > 0:11:34which is a gossip programme, and the National Enquirer
0:11:34 > 0:11:37and they will all start hinting that you're ill.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40They're doing it to various celebrities now.
0:11:40 > 0:11:43They're saying, "Cher, a year to live."
0:11:43 > 0:11:46I mean, it's completely wrong and Jackie didn't want that.
0:11:46 > 0:11:50Jackie wanted to keep herself totally private, cos she was
0:11:50 > 0:11:52a very private person actually -
0:11:52 > 0:11:54in spite of what she wrote.
0:11:54 > 0:11:59- The characters in this book, some of them are quite wild.- Yes.
0:11:59 > 0:12:04- Is it Fabrizio?- Fabrizio Bricconi, yes. I love him.- Oh!
0:12:04 > 0:12:08- Mm. Now, you do quite a full description of him.- Oh, well, yes.
0:12:08 > 0:12:12- He's a rascal, but he's a lovable rascal.- Could you read a little bit?
0:12:12 > 0:12:15- He describes himself in the book. - Well, yes.
0:12:15 > 0:12:18- Could you read a little bit?- Well, why not? OK.- Well, you wrote it.
0:12:18 > 0:12:21OK, so, it actually starts at the prologue.
0:12:21 > 0:12:26"Lying face down in a pool, August. How has it come to this?
0:12:26 > 0:12:31"Me, the stud of St Tropez, 29 years old, handsome,
0:12:31 > 0:12:34"devilishly amusing, big... ahem, censored."
0:12:34 > 0:12:37LAUGHTER
0:12:37 > 0:12:41"Every woman in St Tropez gladly accepting my advances.
0:12:41 > 0:12:44"Well, not every woman. But I am seldom turned down.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47"Think of an Italian Brad Pitt,
0:12:47 > 0:12:49"crossed with the brooding Latin sex-appeal
0:12:49 > 0:12:56"of a Benicio del Toro and that's me - the ultimate... censored machine."
0:12:56 > 0:12:59Richard Madden is reading over your shoulder.
0:13:00 > 0:13:04"Constantly...censored. My body, a factory of raging hormones.
0:13:04 > 0:13:08"I don't like to boast. Well, actually, I do."
0:13:08 > 0:13:10- Very good!- Sounds like you.
0:13:16 > 0:13:19I would have thought Joan Collins fans would be quite broad-minded.
0:13:19 > 0:13:21I think they are.
0:13:21 > 0:13:24But, apparently, you have had some...well, not complaints.
0:13:24 > 0:13:27But, you know, people have thought it is quite racy.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29Yes, I know.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32A lot of people...well, not a lot, a couple...have asked me
0:13:32 > 0:13:35why I've put in so many sex scenes. And I said, "well,
0:13:35 > 0:13:39"having not read Grey Is The New Black..."
0:13:39 > 0:13:41What's it called?
0:13:41 > 0:13:43LAUGHTER
0:13:43 > 0:13:45Fifty Shades Of Grey.
0:13:45 > 0:13:48Yeah, Fifty Shades of Grey. My sister told me not to read it.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50But, anyway, she told me about it.
0:13:50 > 0:13:53- So, I figured that, you know, that's what people do.- I have read it.
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- You have? And?- Yeah.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Well, yeah, I'm not going to be nasty about somebody, am I?
0:13:58 > 0:14:00All right. Leave that to me.
0:14:00 > 0:14:03- Have you read it? - I read most of the first book, yeah.
0:14:03 > 0:14:04And?
0:14:04 > 0:14:07I remember reading it on the Tube and looking around and there was
0:14:07 > 0:14:10a lot of other women reading it too and I suddenly felt a bit embarrassed.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I was like, "Oh, we're all living out some fantasy here."
0:14:13 > 0:14:16Imagine if you're a guy sitting reading it on the tube.
0:14:16 > 0:14:18Why were you reading it, Richard?
0:14:18 > 0:14:22- I wanted to...- To get some ideas. - Just to get some ideas.
0:14:22 > 0:14:25Let's not fight again.
0:14:25 > 0:14:28- Did you test for the role? - No, I didn't test for the role, no.
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Cos you would have been good. - You would've.
0:14:31 > 0:14:34- No, I didn't test for the role. - Jamie's marvellous.
0:14:34 > 0:14:37He's marvellous. He is marvellous. I've not seen the film.
0:14:37 > 0:14:40- I wanted to know what it was all about, so I found out.- OK.
0:14:40 > 0:14:42Yeah, it was such a huge thing. It's kind of nice to be a part of...
0:14:42 > 0:14:45- Really?- I'd never read an erotic novel. It was...
0:14:45 > 0:14:47You sound like a deprived child.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49"I had never read an erotic novel."
0:14:51 > 0:14:53And, here's the thing, you would
0:14:53 > 0:14:57think the world of baking would be such a refined, lovely world.
0:14:57 > 0:15:00But, apparently, when you do your live shows, Paul,
0:15:00 > 0:15:01all hell breaks loose.
0:15:01 > 0:15:03I mean, it's like a hen night.
0:15:03 > 0:15:07I mean, really. It's like the Chippendales with crusts.
0:15:07 > 0:15:12There's review in one of the papers and this person says,
0:15:12 > 0:15:14"When he fashions a bit of dough into anything remotely
0:15:14 > 0:15:20"phallic shaped, and, tragically, many loaves are, the crowd go crazy.
0:15:20 > 0:15:23"After mopping his face with a purple towel, odd choice,
0:15:23 > 0:15:27"he tried to explain how to decorate a Black Forest gateau.
0:15:27 > 0:15:31"'You just spread the cream,' he begins. 'All over my boobs!'
0:15:31 > 0:15:32"shouted someone behind me."
0:15:32 > 0:15:34LAUGHTER
0:15:35 > 0:15:40- Does that happen a lot? - Yes, it does, doesn't it?
0:15:41 > 0:15:43It's not quite like that.
0:15:43 > 0:15:48I mean, I did two 30-day tours a couple of years ago.
0:15:48 > 0:15:52And travelling all over the UK, it was great fun.
0:15:52 > 0:15:55I had people who came to see me before the show.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59Initially, it was just to come and say hello, have some photographs.
0:15:59 > 0:16:02But, slowly, over the tour, people started bringing me bakes.
0:16:02 > 0:16:07Their cakes, their biscuits. And by the time we were ten theatres in,
0:16:07 > 0:16:11there was, literally, 300 or 400 cakes arriving.
0:16:11 > 0:16:13The problem is, you've got to try a little bit,
0:16:13 > 0:16:14cos otherwise they get upset.
0:16:14 > 0:16:16Some people have been queueing up for half an hour,
0:16:16 > 0:16:19three-quarters of an hour to see you.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22And when it comes to you, you're going, "No more, no more."
0:16:22 > 0:16:24Can I ask, did you eat all these cakes that people...
0:16:24 > 0:16:26Did you try each one?
0:16:26 > 0:16:29I did. I had a little bit of a spittoon as well.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32A friend of mine is a singer and people send him cakes
0:16:32 > 0:16:34- and stuff all the time.- Yeah.
0:16:34 > 0:16:37And he used to do that, until he ate into a cupcake
0:16:37 > 0:16:41and it was full of the girl's hair, cos she wanted to be inside him.
0:16:41 > 0:16:42Oh, no!
0:16:42 > 0:16:44THEY GROAN
0:16:49 > 0:16:52Incidentally, he stopped eating them.
0:16:52 > 0:16:54- Yeah.- That would put you off.
0:16:54 > 0:16:56Actually, talking of fans, how excited will fans be?
0:16:56 > 0:17:00Because Dame Joan Collins, you are back on the road.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03You are starting a new UK stage tour.
0:17:03 > 0:17:06- Now, people have seen you before... - Yes.
0:17:06 > 0:17:08They should know that this is a totally different show.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11Yeah, this is called Joan Collins Unscripted.
0:17:11 > 0:17:14Which means that it's going to be totally like now we are.
0:17:14 > 0:17:16There'll be lots of clips from Dynasty
0:17:16 > 0:17:17and other movies that I've done.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20But, basically, it's going to be me on stage with Percy,
0:17:20 > 0:17:23my husband, asking questions, taking questions from the audience.
0:17:23 > 0:17:27We're writing it now. There will be some scripted thing, but, basically,
0:17:27 > 0:17:28this is going to be free and easy.
0:17:28 > 0:17:31I'm going to make a few jokes and do a few things like that.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Cos I've been doing it for ten years.
0:17:33 > 0:17:35And in your last show, you told a story...
0:17:35 > 0:17:38Cos we always imagine that your life is just glamour, glamour, glamour.
0:17:38 > 0:17:41- Oh, yeah.- But, sometimes, work does get in the way.
0:17:41 > 0:17:47- In your last tour, you told a story about Frank Sinatra.- Oh! Frank, yes.
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- Oh!- I love that people can say, "Frank".
0:17:50 > 0:17:52I'm so jealous.
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Well, just remember, I went to Hollywood when I was 20, at the end
0:17:55 > 0:17:58of the Golden Age, when, you know, the gilt was beginning to turn.
0:17:58 > 0:18:00So, I met everybody.
0:18:00 > 0:18:03I met Humphrey Bogart and Lana Turner and Hedy Lamarr
0:18:03 > 0:18:07and Frank Sinatra. And, you know, it was amazing.
0:18:07 > 0:18:10So, about ten years later, I'm doing this movie called
0:18:10 > 0:18:15The Road To Hong Kong with two more legends - Bing Crosby and Bob Hope.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18And we had two people who were coming on,
0:18:18 > 0:18:21three people who were coming on, the Rat Pack.
0:18:21 > 0:18:24It was Sammy Davis Junior, Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra.
0:18:24 > 0:18:28And we had a scene together. It was the most ridiculous film.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31I was sent off into space and...
0:18:31 > 0:18:33LAUGHTER
0:18:33 > 0:18:35- One of those.- A classic, a classic.
0:18:35 > 0:18:38It was called The Road To Hong Kong, but it ended up The Road To Space.
0:18:38 > 0:18:40So, I'm in space in a sort of space outfit
0:18:40 > 0:18:42and two spacemen are there either side of me.
0:18:42 > 0:18:45One is Dean Martin, the other one is Frank Sinatra.
0:18:45 > 0:18:48And they both are fighting over me and trying to kiss me.
0:18:48 > 0:18:50It was, you know, really great.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I was still pretty star-struck by then.
0:18:53 > 0:18:56So, I'm living at home with my mother and father
0:18:56 > 0:18:59and the next day in the morning, the phone rings.
0:18:59 > 0:19:01And Mummy comes in and she says,
0:19:01 > 0:19:05"It's Frank Sinatra on the phone for you."
0:19:05 > 0:19:07And I said, "Frank Sinatra, hey?"
0:19:07 > 0:19:12So, I said, "Oh, hi." And he said, "Hi, it's Frank."
0:19:12 > 0:19:15He said, "How would you like to have dinner with me?"
0:19:15 > 0:19:19And I said, "Oh, well, that would be very nice, yes."
0:19:19 > 0:19:22He said, "Tomorrow?" I said, "Yeah."
0:19:22 > 0:19:24He said, "I'll send my plane for you."
0:19:24 > 0:19:28I said, "Your plane? Where are you?" He said, "Hamburg."
0:19:28 > 0:19:32I said, "Hamburg?" I said, "Oh, I can't possibly go to Hamburg.
0:19:32 > 0:19:33"I've got an early call tomorrow."
0:19:33 > 0:19:38- He said, "I'll change your call, honey."- Wow.
0:19:38 > 0:19:43I said, "Well, you can't do that. I mean, I'm a serious actress.
0:19:43 > 0:19:45"You can't change my call just because you want to have..."
0:19:45 > 0:19:47And he hung up.
0:19:47 > 0:19:48And that was it.
0:19:48 > 0:19:52He never asked me again, but I hear he asked Linda Evans and she went.
0:19:52 > 0:19:54LAUGHTER
0:19:58 > 0:20:00- I couldn't go.- Yeah.
0:20:02 > 0:20:05Now, Paul Hollywood, Paul Hollywood, you've got a new TV show now.
0:20:05 > 0:20:08This is called Paul Hollywood's City Bakes.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11It's on the Food Network, Mondays at 9pm.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14Now, is this one of the things where the Food Network came to you
0:20:14 > 0:20:16and said, "You can do anything you like.
0:20:16 > 0:20:19- "What would you like to do?" It is just an amazing jolly.- It is.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21I mean, they approached me
0:20:21 > 0:20:24and the idea was that the programme's going to go global.
0:20:24 > 0:20:26So, it's going to go to
0:20:26 > 0:20:30the States, South America, Russia, Asia, Australia, South Africa.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34- And they offered me this platform to produce, to get a programme.- Yeah.
0:20:34 > 0:20:35And I said, "Absolutely."
0:20:35 > 0:20:39The idea is, we travelled round ten cities round the world
0:20:39 > 0:20:42looking for people, you know, passionate bakers.
0:20:42 > 0:20:46To look at the quintessential classical bakes from that city.
0:20:46 > 0:20:50- So, we started in Miami. - Home of baking.
0:20:50 > 0:20:52Miami, baking.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54LAUGHTER
0:20:54 > 0:20:56I mean, that's...
0:20:56 > 0:20:59So, we popped over to Jamaica.
0:20:59 > 0:21:01- We came to New York...- St Tropez.
0:21:01 > 0:21:04We literally travelled all throughout Europe, Scandinavia
0:21:04 > 0:21:07and ended up at St Petersburg. One of the last shots was...
0:21:07 > 0:21:10I remember I was in the stage coach and at the back of the stage,
0:21:10 > 0:21:12minus 25, snow everywhere.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15And we're at the Summer Palace, Catherine's Palace.
0:21:15 > 0:21:18And I was sitting in the back of this horse-drawn carriage
0:21:18 > 0:21:20with a blanket over me, freezing to death.
0:21:20 > 0:21:23And they got some beautiful shots, you know, going through.
0:21:23 > 0:21:26And then just seeing this palace, I went, "How lucky am I?"
0:21:26 > 0:21:29I mean, it was me following my baking passion
0:21:29 > 0:21:32and meeting people who are exactly the same as me -
0:21:32 > 0:21:35passionate about baking. And, often, we had problems with language.
0:21:35 > 0:21:38- Yes.- But stick me in the bakery and show me what to do and I was off.
0:21:38 > 0:21:41- Actually, Lily, did you film there in War And Peace?- I did.
0:21:41 > 0:21:43I filmed at Catherine's Palace, yeah.
0:21:43 > 0:21:45- It's an amazing place.- Incredible. It took my breath away.
0:21:45 > 0:21:49- Was that in summer or the winter?- We were there in the winter.- Oh, wow.
0:21:49 > 0:21:52Just covered in snow. Like, horse-drawn carts.
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- And I danced in the main ballroom. - Wow.- It was breathtaking.
0:21:55 > 0:21:58Well, listen, we've got a clip of you. This is you on your visit
0:21:58 > 0:22:00to St Petersburg, discovering a local ingredient.
0:22:00 > 0:22:03Back home, I normally make a pie using shortcrust or hot
0:22:03 > 0:22:08water crust pastry, but here, the pies are much more elaborate.
0:22:08 > 0:22:12They add yeast. So, it's a cross between a pastry and a dough.
0:22:12 > 0:22:14It's then sweetened and layered with butter.
0:22:14 > 0:22:18- Welcome to my kitchen. - What a fantastic place.- Yeah.
0:22:18 > 0:22:21Master baker Alexander Varsiev finishes off the mix with
0:22:21 > 0:22:23a typically Russian touch.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25LAUGHTER
0:22:25 > 0:22:29- Vodka?- Yes, vodka! Look, Russian vodka. Russian original vodka.
0:22:29 > 0:22:34That's an excuse to have one of these in a bakery.
0:22:34 > 0:22:35LAUGHTER
0:22:38 > 0:22:42And, because Paul's no fool, there's an accompanying book.
0:22:42 > 0:22:44- It's called The Weekend Baker. That's out on May 19th.- Yeah.
0:22:44 > 0:22:48And that's a collection of the recipes you...
0:22:48 > 0:22:51At the end of the day, you got have a book to back up the series.
0:22:51 > 0:22:53The amount of people that are saying, "where are the recipes?
0:22:53 > 0:22:56"Where are we going to find recipes?" And they do go on a
0:22:56 > 0:22:59- website, but the book is the natural next step.- Yes.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- And much more lucrative. - Mary wouldn't forgive me.
0:23:01 > 0:23:04- Is Hollywood your real name? - Yes.- It really is?- Yeah.
0:23:04 > 0:23:07That's amazing. I've never heard of anybody called Hollywood.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09Well, actually, what was hilarious,
0:23:09 > 0:23:11I remember I was patenting many years ago. You know you have to
0:23:11 > 0:23:14- cover your name.- Yeah. - And the legal lawyer in London
0:23:14 > 0:23:16sent out to this to the company saying,
0:23:16 > 0:23:19"Paul Hollywood wants to patent this." Huge amounts of people
0:23:19 > 0:23:21from California came back and said, "You can't do this,
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- "you can't do this."- Really?
0:23:23 > 0:23:26So, my lawyer, who'd recently taken Coca-Cola to court and won,
0:23:26 > 0:23:28then sent a letter back saying,
0:23:28 > 0:23:30"His family name goes back over 600 years.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33"If you can prove that Hollywood has been around before then,
0:23:33 > 0:23:34"he will back down.
0:23:34 > 0:23:37"Otherwise, he will sue you for using his name on the mountain."
0:23:37 > 0:23:38LAUGHTER
0:23:38 > 0:23:44- Oh, my God.- They dropped everything. - That's incredible.- Wow.
0:23:44 > 0:23:47- Now, series seven, series seven of Bake Off.- Yeah.
0:23:47 > 0:23:49- You're filming that at the moment? - We are. We are indeed.
0:23:49 > 0:23:52And are you in the same place or have you moved the place?
0:23:52 > 0:23:56- We are in the same place. - And where are you in the process?
0:23:56 > 0:24:00- Are you about halfway or just beginning?- Three in.- Three in.
0:24:00 > 0:24:03OK. And when you started, yourself and Mary,
0:24:03 > 0:24:07I read somewhere you took it incredibly seriously.
0:24:07 > 0:24:10- Was it series one where you had a fight about the semifinals?- Oh!
0:24:10 > 0:24:14- How many hours did that last for? - We were five hours arguing.
0:24:14 > 0:24:17It's a bit of cake!
0:24:17 > 0:24:19Erm...
0:24:19 > 0:24:22- No, you love each other. Don't you love each other?- We do.
0:24:22 > 0:24:24I gave her a recipe, actually, last weekend.
0:24:24 > 0:24:26I was just trying out a new recipe I had.
0:24:26 > 0:24:28And she decided to make it this week.
0:24:28 > 0:24:30And I only got a text this afternoon, "It's marvellous!
0:24:30 > 0:24:32"It's a great recipe!"
0:24:32 > 0:24:34I think she's going to bring it to set tomorrow.
0:24:34 > 0:24:36Well, that is a great impression.
0:24:36 > 0:24:38You should really tour with that.
0:24:38 > 0:24:39LAUGHTER
0:24:39 > 0:24:41No, we do get on. We get on really well.
0:24:41 > 0:24:44In fact, when we were filming last year, Downton...
0:24:44 > 0:24:47What we try to do, cos Mary wanted to go and visit the set of Downton.
0:24:47 > 0:24:49And you guys were just down the road from where we were.
0:24:49 > 0:24:52- Oh, cool. Ealing.- So, we were going to try and bring all the
0:24:52 > 0:24:55Bake Off people over and then do a swap. That would be fascinating.
0:24:55 > 0:24:58I know, but you'd think that Mary, butter wouldn't melt,
0:24:58 > 0:25:02but she has been a vandal. Quite a bad vandal.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05Listen, I got her arrested. I actually got her arrested.
0:25:05 > 0:25:09What it was, we were doing... You don't know.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12What happened was, we were at the Birmingham NEC,
0:25:12 > 0:25:15we just finished doing a demo, and I was staying on to do a book signing.
0:25:15 > 0:25:18Now, Mary left and she walked past my car.
0:25:18 > 0:25:21- I then...- Which is a very posh car.
0:25:21 > 0:25:23- Yeah, it's a nice car. - Yeah.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25So, she came out, left, as she did.
0:25:25 > 0:25:28I came out with the security and they said, "Oh,
0:25:28 > 0:25:30"have you seen what's on your car?"
0:25:30 > 0:25:32And I said, "What do you mean, what's on my car?"
0:25:32 > 0:25:36"Go and have a look at your car." And on the sill of the window,
0:25:36 > 0:25:39she'd signed, "Love Mary." With a Sharpie.
0:25:39 > 0:25:40LAUGHTER
0:25:40 > 0:25:42- There it is.- You can see.
0:25:42 > 0:25:44The police officer who was with me he turned round
0:25:44 > 0:25:47and said, "Do you want to arrest her for criminal damages?"
0:25:47 > 0:25:49Absolutely.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52So, I said, "Can we leave it 12 months, please?"
0:25:52 > 0:25:53So, the following year, were at the NEC
0:25:53 > 0:25:58and I saw the same police officer and I said, "Listen, we're
0:25:58 > 0:26:00"going on stage in a minute, if you'd like to
0:26:00 > 0:26:03"come on and arrest her. I think you'd better bring four lads.
0:26:03 > 0:26:04"She might get a bit feisty."
0:26:04 > 0:26:07So, I went on stage and then the police officers came in.
0:26:07 > 0:26:11And they actually handcuffed her and marched her off the stage.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14I said, "Give it five minutes and let her back in."
0:26:14 > 0:26:17She came in with a bag and then smacked me around the head.
0:26:17 > 0:26:19APPLAUSE
0:26:24 > 0:26:26Here's the odd thing, the most controversial
0:26:26 > 0:26:30thing about Bake Off was nothing to do with baking.
0:26:30 > 0:26:34It was the squirrel nut scandal.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37You don't watch the show.
0:26:37 > 0:26:39This is what caused the biggest...
0:26:39 > 0:26:40This is Christian Grey.
0:26:40 > 0:26:42Yeah, this really caused a big scandal.
0:26:42 > 0:26:44So, it's just a clip of Bake Off.
0:26:44 > 0:26:47You know, they're doing those establishing shots.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50So, we see the tent, the house, here's the squirrel now.
0:26:50 > 0:26:52Check that out!
0:26:52 > 0:26:55Hold on, go back. Go back, go back, go back to the thing!
0:26:55 > 0:26:57Look at him!
0:26:57 > 0:27:00LAUGHTER
0:27:00 > 0:27:04I mean, proportionally, that's extraordinary.
0:27:04 > 0:27:06LAUGHTER
0:27:06 > 0:27:10- Oh!- I've only just looked. - I just saw.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13- It's half his body! - Yeah.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15I want to tuck in your wire a bit, cos it's sticking out.
0:27:15 > 0:27:19- But I don't want to...- It's OK. I tucked in.- There we go.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23You just wanted to touch Joan, didn't you?
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- Stop it. Don't touch the other guests.- I'll sit on my hands.
0:27:26 > 0:27:27LAUGHTER
0:27:27 > 0:27:29Now, ladies and gentlemen,
0:27:29 > 0:27:32what could be sexier than Richard Madden and Lily James together
0:27:32 > 0:27:36again as the star-crossed lovers in Shakespeare's Romeo And Juliet?
0:27:36 > 0:27:40This is part of Kenneth Branagh's season at the Garrick.
0:27:40 > 0:27:43And they've put together a little taste of what it might be like.
0:28:08 > 0:28:11Our season continues with Shakespeare's timeless romance,
0:28:11 > 0:28:14Romeo And Juliet.
0:28:14 > 0:28:18APPLAUSE Beautiful.
0:28:25 > 0:28:28Do you know what, can I just, do you know the narrator, obviously,
0:28:28 > 0:28:32Kenneth Branagh, it just reminds me of Walking With Dinosaurs.
0:28:32 > 0:28:34Charming.
0:28:34 > 0:28:37- We're dinosaurs, thanks.- Wow.
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Way to make friends, Paul.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Now, I don't mean to worry Richard and Lily,
0:28:43 > 0:28:46but just to let you know, it starts at the Garrick on 12 May.
0:28:46 > 0:28:49- Don't.- No.- No, no, no. - Yeah, quite soon.- 12 May?
0:28:49 > 0:28:52- That's next week.- Yes. - No, it's, well, nearly.- Nearly.
0:28:52 > 0:28:54- How long for?- Until 13 August. - Till 13 August.
0:28:54 > 0:28:57- Well, I'm definitely going to come and see it.- Oh, please.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59- Yes, I'm going to.- If you want to watch it live,
0:28:59 > 0:29:02- you could, in cinemas on 7 July.- Oh, well, I'll be in St Tropez.
0:29:02 > 0:29:04- That's all the dates.- Live?
0:29:04 > 0:29:06They record it and then they put it out.
0:29:06 > 0:29:09Now, the promotional material does make it look like it's quite
0:29:09 > 0:29:12- raunchy. Oh, is that what it's going to be like?- It is.
0:29:12 > 0:29:14I mean, it's horny teenagers really.
0:29:14 > 0:29:18- If we really just call it what it is.- Yes.- Oh, God.
0:29:18 > 0:29:22I'm reading the articles tomorrow, "Horny teenagers."
0:29:22 > 0:29:24Does contain nudity? Does it contain nudity?
0:29:24 > 0:29:27- We couldn't be telling you that. - No. I mean, we don't know.
0:29:27 > 0:29:28Oh, well, she just did.
0:29:28 > 0:29:30- LAUGHTER - No, I mean, I was agreeing with you.
0:29:30 > 0:29:32I'm saying no, we can't be telling them that.
0:29:32 > 0:29:34We're only halfway through rehearsals,
0:29:34 > 0:29:37- so there's still a lot changing. - You've still got your pants on?
0:29:37 > 0:29:40- I've still got my pants on. - No corsets, no things.
0:29:40 > 0:29:41No corsets, no other corsets.
0:29:41 > 0:29:44Don't you find it difficult to learn Shakespeare?
0:29:44 > 0:29:48Yes, but when you're working with Kenneth Branagh,
0:29:48 > 0:29:51he's amazing and encouraging and inspiring.
0:29:51 > 0:29:55- And also, runs a tight ship. - Oh.
0:29:55 > 0:29:57- We had to learn all our lines before day one.- No!
0:29:57 > 0:30:01- Oh, my God. That's terrifying. Yeah.- How boring is that?!
0:30:01 > 0:30:03On day one, we had a day of things.
0:30:03 > 0:30:05They had to learn it, everybody!
0:30:07 > 0:30:08When you learn the whole of...
0:30:08 > 0:30:10You come in on the first day of rehearsals...
0:30:10 > 0:30:11- It's a lot?- Oh, it's loads.
0:30:11 > 0:30:15- ..then on the Friday... - Oh, every page. "More Juliet! Oh!
0:30:15 > 0:30:17"She's in this bit as well!
0:30:19 > 0:30:23"She's talking for half a page. No-one else is talking."
0:30:23 > 0:30:27How do you learn your lines? I mean, it's a staggering amount to learn.
0:30:27 > 0:30:28Pure fear.
0:30:28 > 0:30:30Really?
0:30:30 > 0:30:34I remember Mel was doing a play in Edinburgh.
0:30:34 > 0:30:36She was doing Shakespeare.
0:30:36 > 0:30:39She asked me to practise with her on her lines. It was hilarious.
0:30:39 > 0:30:42Every lunchtime we'd be practising while Bake Off was on.
0:30:42 > 0:30:44She was learning, like, sheets and sheets.
0:30:44 > 0:30:49It just staggers me how you learn so much. Do you have prompts anywhere?
0:30:49 > 0:30:51Yeah, I have it written on all the furniture.
0:30:51 > 0:30:54That's what Brando used to do, though, isn't it?
0:30:54 > 0:30:55That's what, you know...
0:30:55 > 0:30:58Do you find, does it stay in your head after?
0:30:58 > 0:31:01So if I talk to you in a year, would you remember it, or is it all gone?
0:31:01 > 0:31:02No, goes.
0:31:02 > 0:31:06I find it goes, but more annoyingly it's in your head all the time,
0:31:06 > 0:31:09so then you get home and go, you know,
0:31:09 > 0:31:10"Will thou have a glass of wine?"
0:31:12 > 0:31:15"Stop it, Richard. It's not how you really speak."
0:31:15 > 0:31:19Hey, very quickly, Richard, we must mention your new film, Bastille Day.
0:31:19 > 0:31:22It opens today, all over the country. It's you and Idris Elba.
0:31:22 > 0:31:26Look at you. You're wearing modern clothes.
0:31:26 > 0:31:27I know!
0:31:27 > 0:31:28That was new.
0:31:28 > 0:31:31It's Richard Madden...nowadays.
0:31:31 > 0:31:34- That must have been really nice. - Oh, it was brilliant.
0:31:34 > 0:31:35I mean, apart from the fact
0:31:35 > 0:31:37that my call is 45 minutes less in the morning,
0:31:37 > 0:31:41cos I don't have to get, like, three layers of fur and armour on,
0:31:41 > 0:31:43but also it was nice and clean.
0:31:43 > 0:31:45In Game Of Thrones, I'd come back every season going,
0:31:45 > 0:31:48"The costume team is so brilliant, they make it look filthy
0:31:48 > 0:31:51"and it stinks and it's really crusty...
0:31:51 > 0:31:55"They've just not washed it for three years, have they?"
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Really? Oh, that's terrible.
0:31:57 > 0:31:58What's it about, Bastille Day?
0:31:58 > 0:32:03Bastille Day is about... Idris Elba is a kind of tough CIA agent.
0:32:03 > 0:32:05We're in Paris.
0:32:05 > 0:32:10I'm a kind of pickpocket, street rat, living there.
0:32:10 > 0:32:14I steal something I shouldn't and it has a horrible consequence.
0:32:14 > 0:32:19Then Idris and I are on the hunt of the bad guys
0:32:19 > 0:32:21until we work out the situation.
0:32:21 > 0:32:24It's a kind of thriller. It's a really good evening at the cinema.
0:32:24 > 0:32:26Me and Idris had a great laugh doing it,
0:32:26 > 0:32:28so if you get a chance, have a watch.
0:32:28 > 0:32:29- It comes out today.- We'll see it.
0:32:29 > 0:32:32I saw some ads, I thought, "I want to see that." I love thrillers.
0:32:32 > 0:32:36I love watching movies more than I like watching television, so...
0:32:36 > 0:32:37Sorry.
0:32:37 > 0:32:39Charming!
0:32:39 > 0:32:40No, no, yeah, no.
0:32:40 > 0:32:44I watch movies... I watch you. I watch you in America, darling.
0:32:44 > 0:32:45Everybody loves you there.
0:32:45 > 0:32:47Now, here's the thing, Richard and Lily,
0:32:47 > 0:32:50obviously you're rehearsing Romeo and Juliet,
0:32:50 > 0:32:51you've learnt your lines.
0:32:51 > 0:32:53No, don't worry, I'm not going to make you do Shakespeare.
0:32:53 > 0:32:57But just to test out the chemistry between you, what we're doing,
0:32:57 > 0:33:01we thought we'd try some lines from Bake Off, cos Bake Off,
0:33:01 > 0:33:04there's an awful lot of lines.
0:33:04 > 0:33:06Now, we have tried these lines with actors before,
0:33:06 > 0:33:08but we wanted to see if they'd work
0:33:08 > 0:33:11in a sort of classical, theatre setting.
0:33:11 > 0:33:16So I've got some lines. There's Richard's lines and there's Lily's.
0:33:16 > 0:33:17- Thanks, Graham.- Thank you.
0:33:17 > 0:33:20So it says "Richard" before the line he says,
0:33:20 > 0:33:22it says "Lily" before the line you say.
0:33:22 > 0:33:25I just wanted to be clear. Call me Kenneth Branagh.
0:33:27 > 0:33:30- This is a lot. - I think you've given me Joan's book.
0:33:31 > 0:33:32All right, OK, sorry.
0:33:32 > 0:33:34Oh, I don't want to say this.
0:33:36 > 0:33:37Too late now.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40Let me have a little sip of this.
0:33:40 > 0:33:42- Yeah, a bit of nerve...- This goes out after the watershed, right?
0:33:42 > 0:33:45Yes, of course. But Bake Off doesn't.
0:33:45 > 0:33:48- These are all genuine things. - It comes out at eight o'clock.
0:33:48 > 0:33:50- Oh!- These are all genuine things.
0:33:50 > 0:33:54These are genuine things that were said on Bake Off.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56So can we have some Shakespearean-type music
0:33:56 > 0:33:57and maybe a little lighting?
0:33:57 > 0:34:01I believe... Is yours the first line, Richard? Off you go.
0:34:01 > 0:34:02RICHARD CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:34:02 > 0:34:04I want to get my spatula in there.
0:34:06 > 0:34:10There's a lot of moisture in there. That's why it wets the finger.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14Your crack is nice and moist.
0:34:16 > 0:34:18Paul said that, Paul said that.
0:34:18 > 0:34:20Oh, my God.
0:34:20 > 0:34:21I trimmed it before I went in.
0:34:23 > 0:34:25It's about half the size it was when it went in.
0:34:27 > 0:34:30Alack, I've got the taste of nuts coming through.
0:34:33 > 0:34:36Gosh, there's room for all sorts of things in there.
0:34:39 > 0:34:40Oh, this is...
0:34:40 > 0:34:44There is no such thing as too big, not in my world.
0:34:44 > 0:34:45Beautifully done.
0:34:45 > 0:34:46Well done.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49APPLAUSE
0:34:51 > 0:34:52Right, it's time for music.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55This new band, fronted by heart-throb Joe Jonas,
0:34:55 > 0:34:58hit the ground running with their debut EP Swaay.
0:34:58 > 0:35:01Their new single is sure to be this year's sound of the summer.
0:35:01 > 0:35:05Performing Cake By The Ocean, it's DNCE!
0:35:05 > 0:35:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:15 > 0:35:17# Oh no
0:35:17 > 0:35:21# See you walking 'round like it's a funeral
0:35:21 > 0:35:25# Not so serious, girl Why those feet cold?
0:35:25 > 0:35:27# We just getting started
0:35:27 > 0:35:31# Don't you tiptoe, tiptoe
0:35:31 > 0:35:32# Ah!
0:35:32 > 0:35:35# Waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece
0:35:35 > 0:35:36# Huh!
0:35:36 > 0:35:39# You should be rolling with me, you should be rolling with me
0:35:39 > 0:35:40# Ah
0:35:40 > 0:35:43# You're a real life fantasy, you're a real life fantasy
0:35:43 > 0:35:44# Huh!
0:35:44 > 0:35:48# But you're moving so carefully Let's start living dangerously
0:35:48 > 0:35:49# Talk to me, baby
0:35:50 > 0:35:53# I'm going blind from this sweet sweet craving
0:35:53 > 0:35:55# Whoa
0:35:55 > 0:35:57# Let's lose our minds and go crazy crazy
0:35:58 > 0:36:00# Ah ya ya ya ya
0:36:00 > 0:36:04# I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
0:36:04 > 0:36:05# Walk for me, baby
0:36:07 > 0:36:09# I'll be Diddy, you'll be Naomi
0:36:09 > 0:36:11# Whoa
0:36:11 > 0:36:13# Let's lose our minds and go crazy crazy
0:36:15 > 0:36:16# Ah ya ya ya ya
0:36:16 > 0:36:20# I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
0:36:20 > 0:36:21# Huh!
0:36:24 > 0:36:26# Hot damn
0:36:26 > 0:36:30# See you licking frosting from your own hands
0:36:30 > 0:36:32# I want another taste, I'm begging
0:36:32 > 0:36:34# Yes, ma'am
0:36:34 > 0:36:39# I'm tired of all this candy on the dry land, dry land
0:36:39 > 0:36:40# Oh
0:36:40 > 0:36:44# Waste time with a masterpiece, don't waste time with a masterpiece
0:36:44 > 0:36:45# Huh!
0:36:45 > 0:36:47# You should be rolling with me, you should be rolling with me
0:36:47 > 0:36:48# Ah
0:36:48 > 0:36:51# You're a real life fantasy, you're a real life fantasy
0:36:51 > 0:36:52# Hey!
0:36:52 > 0:36:54# But you're moving so carefully
0:36:54 > 0:36:56# Let's start living dangerously
0:36:56 > 0:36:59# Talk to me, baby
0:36:59 > 0:37:02# I'm going blind from this sweet sweet craving
0:37:02 > 0:37:03# Whoa
0:37:03 > 0:37:06# Let's lose our minds and go crazy crazy
0:37:07 > 0:37:08# Ah ya ya ya ya
0:37:08 > 0:37:12# I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
0:37:12 > 0:37:15# Walk for me, baby
0:37:15 > 0:37:18# I'll be Diddy, you'll be Naomi
0:37:18 > 0:37:19# Whoa
0:37:19 > 0:37:22# Let's lose our minds and go crazy crazy
0:37:23 > 0:37:24# Ah ya ya ya ya
0:37:24 > 0:37:28# I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
0:37:28 > 0:37:31# Oh ah
0:37:31 > 0:37:32# Ah ya ya ya ya
0:37:32 > 0:37:36# I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
0:37:36 > 0:37:39# Oh ah
0:37:39 > 0:37:41# Ah ya ya ya ya
0:37:41 > 0:37:44# I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
0:37:44 > 0:37:45# Huh!
0:37:51 > 0:37:53# Talk to me, girl
0:37:53 > 0:37:54# Talk to me, baby
0:37:54 > 0:37:55# Talk to me, baby
0:37:55 > 0:37:58# I'm going blind from this sweet, sweet craving
0:37:58 > 0:37:59# Whoa
0:37:59 > 0:38:02# Let's lose our minds and go crazy crazy
0:38:03 > 0:38:05# Ah ya ya ya ya
0:38:05 > 0:38:09# I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
0:38:09 > 0:38:10# Walk for me, baby
0:38:12 > 0:38:14# I'll be Diddy, you'll be Naomi
0:38:14 > 0:38:16# Whoa
0:38:16 > 0:38:18# Let's lose our minds and go crazy crazy
0:38:20 > 0:38:21# Ah ya ya ya ya
0:38:21 > 0:38:24# I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
0:38:24 > 0:38:26# Huh!
0:38:26 > 0:38:30# Red velvet, vanilla, chocolate in my life
0:38:30 > 0:38:32# Funfetti, I'm ready
0:38:32 > 0:38:34# I need it every night
0:38:34 > 0:38:37# Red velvet, vanilla Ah ya ya ya ya
0:38:37 > 0:38:41# I keep on hoping we'll eat cake by the ocean
0:38:41 > 0:38:42# Oh! #
0:38:50 > 0:38:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:56 > 0:38:58DNCE, everybody!
0:38:58 > 0:39:02Who's coming over? Joe, are you coming over? OK.
0:39:02 > 0:39:05- There they are, DNCE. Thank you very much. Great job.- Thank you.
0:39:05 > 0:39:07Have a seat there.
0:39:07 > 0:39:09There's Paul, Lily, Richard, Lily, Joan.
0:39:09 > 0:39:12Hi, nice to meet you.
0:39:12 > 0:39:14Oh, hugging, hugging. We're doing hugging.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16Lovely. Mind the drinks, mind the drinks.
0:39:16 > 0:39:17- JOAN:- Have one.
0:39:17 > 0:39:19Be careful of the drinks.
0:39:19 > 0:39:24- Is this mine?- Oh, yeah, that's yours. Pre-ordered, well done, you.
0:39:24 > 0:39:25Congratulations on that.
0:39:25 > 0:39:29That is Cake By The Ocean, and that is out now.
0:39:29 > 0:39:32- Yes, it's out.- And it's a huge hit all over the world, isn't it?
0:39:32 > 0:39:34It's been doing pretty well. We're happy.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37Straight out of the gates with DNCE, you must be thrilled.
0:39:37 > 0:39:41- I'm very thrilled.- Yeah! You know, inspired by his show, we're fine.
0:39:41 > 0:39:42Yes, of course.
0:39:42 > 0:39:45Paul, when you do the summer special, that can be the theme song.
0:39:45 > 0:39:48- That's the theme. - I'm pitching it now.
0:39:48 > 0:39:49Here's the thing.
0:39:49 > 0:39:52So there's a Swedish connection to the title of the song.
0:39:52 > 0:39:54Right, so there's a miscommunication.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57They confuse the drink Sex On The Beach
0:39:57 > 0:39:59with Cake By The Ocean.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02We wrote the song from there.
0:40:02 > 0:40:05That sounds delicious, doesn't it? Cake By The Ocean.
0:40:05 > 0:40:08It's a little messy, maybe a little salty as well.
0:40:08 > 0:40:09It'd be a drizzle.
0:40:09 > 0:40:11It would be a drizzle.
0:40:11 > 0:40:13We've all done that.
0:40:13 > 0:40:16So, listen, thanks for coming and thanks for playing it all live,
0:40:16 > 0:40:18- cos I know that's a lot of extra work.- No, we prefer that.
0:40:18 > 0:40:21- That's great.- Joe Jonas and DNCE. Very good.
0:40:21 > 0:40:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:22 > 0:40:25OK.
0:40:25 > 0:40:26Before we leave you,
0:40:26 > 0:40:29we've just got time for a visit to the Big Red Chair.
0:40:29 > 0:40:31Who's there? I wonder.
0:40:31 > 0:40:33- Hello, sir.- Hi.- Hi!
0:40:33 > 0:40:34Dress-up Friday.
0:40:38 > 0:40:42Now... Do you have a job or have you just applied for a job?
0:40:45 > 0:40:47APPLAUSE
0:40:47 > 0:40:48Oh, he's nice.
0:40:48 > 0:40:52- I was at an interview today, actually.- Oh!
0:40:52 > 0:40:53How did it go, how did it go?
0:40:53 > 0:40:55I think it went really well, so fingers crossed.
0:40:55 > 0:40:56What sort of job was it?
0:40:56 > 0:40:58Customer service manager position.
0:40:58 > 0:40:59Oh, wow.
0:40:59 > 0:41:02- What's your name, by the way? - Michael.- Michael. Lovely, Michael.
0:41:02 > 0:41:05Listen, good luck with the job. Do you have a job at the moment?
0:41:05 > 0:41:07I do, yeah, so this could be awkward.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09LAUGHTER
0:41:14 > 0:41:17Wow.
0:41:17 > 0:41:19We really hope you get that new job now.
0:41:26 > 0:41:29Yeah, Monday at work. "No, I was joking."
0:41:31 > 0:41:34All right, Michael, off you go with your story.
0:41:34 > 0:41:38I moved to London about three years to start a new job, funnily enough.
0:41:38 > 0:41:41I arrived on the Friday, I met the letting agent on the Friday,
0:41:41 > 0:41:44I met my new housemates on the Friday, we went out and partied.
0:41:44 > 0:41:45We had a great time.
0:41:45 > 0:41:48We partied on the Saturday, we partied Saturday night.
0:41:48 > 0:41:53I woke up on Sunday absolutely dying from travelling, new place,
0:41:53 > 0:41:55new people and too much alcohol.
0:41:55 > 0:41:58I figured I'd be spending all day in bed.
0:41:58 > 0:42:01I woke up the following day and I could not believe it.
0:42:01 > 0:42:04I seen the alarm clock - nine o'clock. Alarm didn't go off.
0:42:04 > 0:42:07I thought, "Sugar, I'd better get to work, first day."
0:42:07 > 0:42:11Yeah, that's what he thought...
0:42:11 > 0:42:13So I sent my boss an e-mail just saying,
0:42:13 > 0:42:16"I'm really sorry, we had a power cut during the night, I'm on my way.
0:42:16 > 0:42:19"I'm just going to freshen up and I'll be there as soon as possible."
0:42:19 > 0:42:21I got showered, put the new suit on,
0:42:21 > 0:42:23ran as fast as I could to the tube station.
0:42:23 > 0:42:29At that point, I realised, "Oh, my God. It's still Sunday."
0:42:29 > 0:42:30Oh.
0:42:30 > 0:42:34I have sent an e-mail to my boss.
0:42:34 > 0:42:38That's quite a good story. You can walk, Michael. You can walk.
0:42:38 > 0:42:39Yeah!
0:42:39 > 0:42:40Well done!
0:42:40 > 0:42:43Well done, everybody. If you fancy joining us on the show
0:42:43 > 0:42:45and have a go in that red chair, you can contact us
0:42:45 > 0:42:46via our website at this very address.
0:42:46 > 0:42:49Ladies and gentlemen, that is it for tonight.
0:42:49 > 0:42:51Please join me in saying a big thank you to my guests,
0:42:51 > 0:42:53Joe Jonas and DNCE.
0:42:54 > 0:42:55Paul Hollywood.
0:42:57 > 0:42:58Lily James.
0:43:00 > 0:43:01Richard Madden.
0:43:03 > 0:43:04And Dame Joan Collins.
0:43:07 > 0:43:09Join me next week with music from Birdy,
0:43:09 > 0:43:12Sherlock star Martin Freeman, Ant-Man Paul Rudd,
0:43:12 > 0:43:13and the hilarious Seth Rogen.
0:43:13 > 0:43:17I'll see you then. Goodnight, everybody. Bye-bye.
0:43:17 > 0:43:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:41 > 0:43:43But lots of my friends, you know, when they hit middle age,
0:43:43 > 0:43:45they just go crackers.
0:43:45 > 0:43:48Suddenly all these women who have just spent years sitting on the sofa
0:43:48 > 0:43:51with big fat arms, brushing Monster Munch off their fleece...
0:43:51 > 0:43:54LAUGHTER
0:43:54 > 0:43:57..suddenly they lose 4st and they're zipping themselves
0:43:57 > 0:44:00into suede jeggings and going, "This is my time, Derek."
0:44:00 > 0:44:01LAUGHTER
0:44:02 > 0:44:04APPLAUSE