Episode 8

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03On the show tonight, we have the stars of X-Men -

0:00:03 > 0:00:07James, who can read minds, and Jennifer, who can shapeshift into anyone.

0:00:07 > 0:00:10- James, if you can read minds, can you read Jennifer's mind right now?- OK, go.

0:00:10 > 0:00:13'I wish I could shapeshift off this stupid show.'

0:00:13 > 0:00:14No, seriously, James, can you?

0:00:14 > 0:00:17She's thinking that she can't wait to spend the evening with you.

0:00:17 > 0:00:19Hooray! Let's start the show!

0:00:20 > 0:00:28This programme contains strong language.

0:00:35 > 0:00:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:37 > 0:00:38Oh, wow!

0:00:38 > 0:00:40Wow!

0:00:40 > 0:00:41Oh, hello!

0:00:41 > 0:00:43Hello!

0:00:44 > 0:00:46Oh, thank you so much. Thank you.

0:00:46 > 0:00:50Is this a bigger audience than normal? Wow.

0:00:50 > 0:00:53That's some crazy clapping there. Hello, everybody.

0:00:53 > 0:00:55Welcome, all.

0:00:55 > 0:00:58I should remind you, of course, it's Friday the 13th!

0:00:58 > 0:00:59- ALL:- Ooooh!

0:00:59 > 0:01:02But don't worry, nothing terrible is going to happen.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04Eurovision's tomorrow.

0:01:04 > 0:01:05LAUGHTER

0:01:05 > 0:01:07Will you all be watching Eurovision?

0:01:07 > 0:01:09CHEERING Yeah, waving your flags.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Russia is this year's Eurovision favourite.

0:01:12 > 0:01:14Yeah, ten to one...

0:01:14 > 0:01:17in the morning is when the show's expected to finish.

0:01:17 > 0:01:18LAUGHTER

0:01:18 > 0:01:21Sugary drinks, ladies and gentleman, sugary drinks.

0:01:21 > 0:01:22We've got a great show for you tonight.

0:01:22 > 0:01:24Later, Johnny Depp will be joining us...

0:01:24 > 0:01:28CHEERING ..and we'll have music from will.i.am!

0:01:28 > 0:01:29CHEERING

0:01:29 > 0:01:31But now let's get some guests on!

0:01:31 > 0:01:34This man was crowned the King of Comedy three years in a row,

0:01:34 > 0:01:36created the hit series Bad Education,

0:01:36 > 0:01:39and now he's making his mark in Hollywood.

0:01:39 > 0:01:41Please welcome Jack Whitehall!

0:01:41 > 0:01:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Yay! Hello.- Hello.- Hello.

0:01:45 > 0:01:46Hi, how are you?

0:01:46 > 0:01:48Lovely to see you. Have a seat.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51Hey!

0:01:51 > 0:01:54We fell in love with this man in the award-winning Atonement.

0:01:54 > 0:01:58Since then, he has been The Last King Of Scotland, Frankenstein,

0:01:58 > 0:02:01and now he returns as Professor X in X-Men: Apocalypse.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03It's James McAvoy, everybody!

0:02:03 > 0:02:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:06 > 0:02:07Hello, sir. Lovely to see you.

0:02:07 > 0:02:09Lovely to see you. Have a seat.

0:02:11 > 0:02:14This Oscar-winning actress rose to super-stardom in The Hunger Games

0:02:14 > 0:02:17and wowed us in Silver Linings Playbook,

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Joy and American Hustle.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Now she's back saving the world in X-Men.

0:02:21 > 0:02:24It's the wonderful Jennifer Lawrence, everybody!

0:02:24 > 0:02:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:30 > 0:02:31So nice to see you.

0:02:37 > 0:02:40I didn't know your name was pronounced Whitehall

0:02:40 > 0:02:42until he just announced it,

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- cos you're in my phone as Jack Puppy.- Puppy?

0:02:44 > 0:02:46LAUGHTER

0:02:46 > 0:02:49Jack and I met on a magical night out,

0:02:49 > 0:02:53when I humiliated myself more than I ever have before.

0:02:53 > 0:02:56It was probably the best moment of my life.

0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Worst moment of mine. - Maybe worst of Jen's.

0:03:00 > 0:03:02For the first time ever in my career -

0:03:02 > 0:03:06I never assume anyone knows who I am.

0:03:06 > 0:03:11- and I saw Harrison Ford and JJ Abrams

0:03:11 > 0:03:15and I was like, "Yeah, this is fun, we're all co-workers."

0:03:15 > 0:03:17Like, I can just go... So I was like,

0:03:17 > 0:03:20"Be right back, guys. I'm going to go say hi to the Star Wars dudes."

0:03:20 > 0:03:23And I approached their table and was like...

0:03:23 > 0:03:24LAUGHTER

0:03:24 > 0:03:27And they all... The whole table was just like...

0:03:27 > 0:03:29LAUGHTER

0:03:29 > 0:03:31And so I realised while I was dancing, I was like,

0:03:31 > 0:03:34"They have no idea who I am. They have no idea who I am."

0:03:34 > 0:03:36And so I just turned around and walked back.

0:03:36 > 0:03:38And Jack was dying.

0:03:38 > 0:03:42Cos I had done this show with Harrison Ford.

0:03:42 > 0:03:45So he's, like, the only A-list Hollywood star that I know.

0:03:45 > 0:03:47I mean, he's the only one I have.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50So she'd just been blanked, and I was like,

0:03:50 > 0:03:52"Hey, it's all right, I'll go and say hi to Harrison."

0:03:52 > 0:03:55Everyone in the group was like, "Jack, don't do this.

0:03:55 > 0:03:58"You'll be humiliated." I was like, "Nah, me and Harrison are tight."

0:03:58 > 0:04:01They genuinely had no idea. So I get up, I walk over,

0:04:01 > 0:04:04and at this point, I'm like, "Oh, God, maybe he won't remember me

0:04:04 > 0:04:07"and I will be humiliated as well." I walked over, and literally

0:04:07 > 0:04:09as I walked over, he was like, "Hey, Jack!"

0:04:09 > 0:04:11LAUGHTER

0:04:11 > 0:04:13You were a superstar.

0:04:13 > 0:04:14APPLAUSE

0:04:17 > 0:04:18So you guys, obviously you're now...

0:04:18 > 0:04:21Is this the beginning of the X-Men press world tour thing?

0:04:21 > 0:04:24Yeah, the juggernaut, as we like to call it. Yeah, no, this is the beginning.

0:04:24 > 0:04:27We've done two days of chatting and chatting and chatting,

0:04:27 > 0:04:30- but it's been good, hasn't it? - Yeah. I've been with you.

0:04:30 > 0:04:33It's been nice. We've had maybe a little bit too much fun.

0:04:33 > 0:04:35So where are you going after this?

0:04:35 > 0:04:38New York, China, erm......

0:04:38 > 0:04:40And I think that's it, isn't it?

0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Yeah, I'M not doing any... - You're not doing China?

0:04:42 > 0:04:45No, no, no, I lied and told them I'm on a movie.

0:04:45 > 0:04:46LAUGHTER

0:04:47 > 0:04:50Have you sorted out all your visas? Because I know...

0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Was it when you were auditioning for the first X-Men...- Oh, my God.

0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Yeah. You had to come here to do it. - This is just, like, let's...

0:04:56 > 0:04:58This is just Humiliate Jennifer Day.

0:04:58 > 0:04:59LAUGHTER

0:04:59 > 0:05:02I was auditioning for the first X-Men.

0:05:02 > 0:05:04My passport was expiring in under six months,

0:05:04 > 0:05:07so apparently you're not supposed to travel, blah, blah, blah.

0:05:07 > 0:05:09So they were like, "Whatever you do, don't tell them

0:05:09 > 0:05:12"that you're here for work, cos they'll ask for a work visa.

0:05:12 > 0:05:15"Say you're here for pleasure." And I'm like, "Oh, my good God.

0:05:15 > 0:05:18"I have to lie. To a customs officer!"

0:05:18 > 0:05:20And so I'm working myself up so much through the line.

0:05:20 > 0:05:22I'm like, "OK, I just have to have a back story.

0:05:22 > 0:05:24"And I have to believe it."

0:05:24 > 0:05:27And so it gets there, and he was like, "Business or pleasure?"

0:05:27 > 0:05:30And I was like, "Pleasure." "What are you doing for pleasure?"

0:05:30 > 0:05:31"My brother's getting married."

0:05:31 > 0:05:34He's like, "Where's he getting married?"

0:05:34 > 0:05:35"Wimbledon."

0:05:35 > 0:05:37LAUGHTER

0:05:37 > 0:05:40"Is he American?" "Yes." "Do you have an invitation?" "No."

0:05:40 > 0:05:43"Are you telling the truth?" "No. No! I'm here for work!

0:05:43 > 0:05:45"And I don't have a work visa and my passport expires

0:05:45 > 0:05:47"and I'm not even supposed to be here!"

0:05:47 > 0:05:50And then I had to sit in a tiny little jail for like five hours

0:05:50 > 0:05:53while they called my employer. I felt tiny.

0:05:54 > 0:05:56But Jack, didn't you have a problem going the other way?

0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yeah, I've just been in New York to do some press in New York.

0:05:59 > 0:06:01And the man at the customs that stamps the passports,

0:06:01 > 0:06:03he was like, "What is your occupation?"

0:06:03 > 0:06:05And I was like, "Uh, comedian."

0:06:05 > 0:06:08He was like, "Are you as funny as Jerry Seinfeld?" I was like, "No."

0:06:08 > 0:06:10He was like, "Correct!"

0:06:10 > 0:06:12LAUGHTER

0:06:12 > 0:06:14APPLAUSE

0:06:15 > 0:06:17Nice to meet you too.

0:06:17 > 0:06:20Oh, dear. Now James and Jennifer are reunited on the big screen

0:06:20 > 0:06:24in X-Men: Apocalypse. It's out next Wednesday, the 18th of May.

0:06:24 > 0:06:29And Jennifer, you're back as Raven/Mystique, Professor X.

0:06:29 > 0:06:32So James, what happens in this one? What's the problem?

0:06:32 > 0:06:34What's the problem? Well...

0:06:34 > 0:06:37Er, you've got a bunch of mutants who are...

0:06:37 > 0:06:39They're not really superheroes, I don't think.

0:06:39 > 0:06:41I think they're like super rejects. That's what we are.

0:06:41 > 0:06:43We're kind of super rejected.

0:06:43 > 0:06:45- And not only...- Speak for yourself!

0:06:45 > 0:06:49No, we do. And we super reject each other as well.

0:06:49 > 0:06:51We want to be this big team, and we keep going, like,

0:06:51 > 0:06:54"I don't like your doctrine! I don't like your politics!"

0:06:54 > 0:06:56Anyway, this big guy comes along, who's blue.

0:06:56 > 0:06:58Played by Oscar Isaac. He thinks he's a God,

0:06:58 > 0:07:00and he decides he's going to wipe the slate clean.

0:07:00 > 0:07:02He's going to destroy all of the humans,

0:07:02 > 0:07:04all the mutants, every single thing.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07And unless we come together as a family,

0:07:07 > 0:07:09basically get together and have a Sunday roast,

0:07:09 > 0:07:12the entire world is going to end.

0:07:12 > 0:07:13Well explained, James McAvoy!

0:07:13 > 0:07:17I was watching Jack's face while he listened.

0:07:17 > 0:07:19- Riveted! - Didn't like the sound of that guy!

0:07:19 > 0:07:23And ladies and gentleman, this is the film where finally,

0:07:23 > 0:07:27your version of Professor X becomes bald.

0:07:27 > 0:07:29- Up here I do, yeah.- Yes.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32Oh, my God. We didn't just, like, assume you lost your pubes.

0:07:32 > 0:07:34I've been doing that for years.

0:07:34 > 0:07:35LAUGHTER

0:07:35 > 0:07:37He finally gets a Brazilian.

0:07:38 > 0:07:41Did you shave your head originally, all the years back ago,

0:07:41 > 0:07:43and they had to put a wig on you or something?

0:07:43 > 0:07:45I shaved it months before I came to the job just to see

0:07:45 > 0:07:47what it would look like, and just to kind of see.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50And then I turned up with about two months growth,

0:07:50 > 0:07:52thinking we'd shave it again, and they were like,

0:07:52 > 0:07:54"What have you done?"

0:07:54 > 0:07:57And so they spent a 17-hour...

0:07:57 > 0:08:00my first of two 17-hour hair extension sessions -

0:08:00 > 0:08:02getting hair extensions put in.

0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Wow.- Yeah, so in all the X-Men movies

0:08:04 > 0:08:06I've either had hair extensions or a wig.

0:08:06 > 0:08:09- But this time proper shavey-offy. - Proper baldy.

0:08:09 > 0:08:12Proper folically challenged. Yeah, that's me, slaphead.

0:08:12 > 0:08:14It looks good. I like it.

0:08:14 > 0:08:16What's the thing with Patrick Stewart,

0:08:16 > 0:08:18that he was somehow involved in the shaving?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20He's been involved since the very beginning.

0:08:20 > 0:08:23When I went to shave my head, I was shaving it and we thought,

0:08:23 > 0:08:26"Hey, while we're at it, why don't we try and FaceTime Patrick?"

0:08:26 > 0:08:28And as we were shaving it, he said,

0:08:28 > 0:08:32"Please bag it up and send me some hair.

0:08:32 > 0:08:35"I could use it." We thought, "Ha-ha-ha, that's funny."

0:08:35 > 0:08:39And then we just walked away, and the hair was on the floor and all that kind of stuff.

0:08:39 > 0:08:41Turns out that the director did bag it up

0:08:41 > 0:08:45and he has all my hair at home in a safe.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Which is kind of creepy, really.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Clear witchcraft.- Yeah, totally.

0:08:49 > 0:08:52- That's... Why would he do that?! - Well, I think...

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- I don't know.- We've asked ourselves that a LOT.

0:08:55 > 0:08:58Is he stuffing a pillow with it? What's he doing?

0:08:58 > 0:09:00I think he made a merkin out of it.

0:09:00 > 0:09:01LAUGHTER

0:09:01 > 0:09:03A salt and pepper merkin.

0:09:03 > 0:09:04Lovely.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07And you are back in the blue,

0:09:07 > 0:09:10but apparently they've simplified the blueing of you.

0:09:10 > 0:09:13Yeah, turns out they never had to do eight hours

0:09:13 > 0:09:14of full-blown body paint, ever.

0:09:14 > 0:09:16Oh.

0:09:16 > 0:09:18So do they... Is it CGI now or something, or...?

0:09:18 > 0:09:19No, I wish.

0:09:19 > 0:09:23Then I'd be like, "Maybe take a little off the thigh?"

0:09:23 > 0:09:24LAUGHTER

0:09:24 > 0:09:28No, it's like a blue pantyhose that goes around my whole body

0:09:28 > 0:09:31that I can't sit to pee in.

0:09:31 > 0:09:33Can't do any form of bathroom.

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Like, the guys who made it were like,

0:09:35 > 0:09:37"Well, she's a girl, she doesn't go to the bathroom."

0:09:37 > 0:09:41So I pee standing up out of a funnel.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43- LAUGHTER - A Shewee.

0:09:43 > 0:09:45Yeah. It's called a Go Girl.

0:09:45 > 0:09:47- I've actually burst into her bathroom...- It's true.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50..with a BB gun while she was trying to pee in her funnel.

0:09:50 > 0:09:51He pelted me while I'm like...

0:09:51 > 0:09:53It's so hard to do,

0:09:53 > 0:09:56because you have to stop while you're in the middle of peeing

0:09:56 > 0:09:59to let the rest of it go out - like, there's a whole scientific process.

0:09:59 > 0:10:00LAUGHTER

0:10:00 > 0:10:04And so I'm, like, trying really hard, and there's a lot going on,

0:10:04 > 0:10:06and then he burst in and started pelting me.

0:10:06 > 0:10:08And it wasn't fair cos we were shooting each other with guns,

0:10:08 > 0:10:11but you were all in clothes. And I'm naked.

0:10:11 > 0:10:14We were telling this story the other day, and we were saying, like,

0:10:14 > 0:10:17"So there we were and she's, like, huddled on the floor

0:10:17 > 0:10:19in her bathroom, naked, and me, Nick and Michael..."

0:10:19 > 0:10:21And I'm like, "They're all ganging up on me, and I'm naked!"

0:10:21 > 0:10:24"And we're unloading on her." Then we just went...

0:10:24 > 0:10:26LAUGHTER

0:10:26 > 0:10:28APPLAUSE

0:10:28 > 0:10:31Trust me, you're going to want to see this X-Men.

0:10:32 > 0:10:34- It's a whole different thing.- Yeah.

0:10:34 > 0:10:36Listen, we've got a clip.

0:10:36 > 0:10:39Now, sadly, this is early doors in the film.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41So you've still got hair and...

0:10:41 > 0:10:43- But what hair. - Beautiful hair.- Thank you.

0:10:43 > 0:10:47- And you're not blue. You're Raven. - OK.- So it's Raven returning...

0:10:47 > 0:10:50- You sound disappointed.- No, no, it's all good.- All right, yeah.

0:10:50 > 0:10:53This is Raven returning to the school.

0:10:53 > 0:10:55It's good to see you, Raven.

0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Welcome home.- This isn't my home.

0:10:58 > 0:11:00- It was once.- No, it was your home.

0:11:00 > 0:11:02I just lived here.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04I barely even recognise it now.

0:11:04 > 0:11:06I have plans for this place.

0:11:07 > 0:11:10I mean to turn it into a real campus, university.

0:11:10 > 0:11:13Not just for mutants, either - for humans too.

0:11:13 > 0:11:16Living and working,

0:11:16 > 0:11:17growing together.

0:11:18 > 0:11:20You know, I really believed that once.

0:11:20 > 0:11:23I really believed we could change them.

0:11:24 > 0:11:27- We did.- Just because there's not a war doesn't mean there's peace.

0:11:27 > 0:11:30You want to teach your kids something, teach them that.

0:11:30 > 0:11:33Teach them to fight. Otherwise they might as well live in this house

0:11:33 > 0:11:35- for the rest of their lives. - You still sound just like him.

0:11:35 > 0:11:37You sound just like Erik.

0:11:37 > 0:11:39That's why I'm here.

0:11:40 > 0:11:41He's resurfaced.

0:11:42 > 0:11:45The whole world will be looking for him.

0:11:45 > 0:11:47You can help me find him before they do.

0:11:47 > 0:11:49APPLAUSE

0:11:49 > 0:11:50What's wrong with you?

0:11:53 > 0:11:54What's wrong with you?

0:11:56 > 0:12:00Listen, between the pair of us, that is some serious, serious hair.

0:12:00 > 0:12:01LAUGHTER

0:12:01 > 0:12:02That was a lot of hair.

0:12:02 > 0:12:05Ugh, at least you can tell what gender you are by your voice.

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I can't stand hearing my voice. I'm like, argh!

0:12:08 > 0:12:11I'm also a wildly bad actor.

0:12:11 > 0:12:13Am I the only one that sees it?

0:12:13 > 0:12:15You're the only one. You're the only one.

0:12:15 > 0:12:17Oh, no, now there's going to be tons of comments tonight. "No!"

0:12:17 > 0:12:20"I'm a wildly bad actor. I've only got three Oscars!"

0:12:20 > 0:12:23- "It's hard for me." - You won an Oscar.

0:12:24 > 0:12:27I got nominated and didn't win a TV Choice Award.

0:12:27 > 0:12:28LAUGHTER

0:12:28 > 0:12:30Stop bragging.

0:12:30 > 0:12:31Nominated.

0:12:31 > 0:12:33LAUGHTER

0:12:33 > 0:12:35Danny Dyer won it, so...

0:12:35 > 0:12:37LAUGHTER

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Wow. So, you've talked about the BB gun, but you've also done...

0:12:40 > 0:12:42Did you do a punching game?

0:12:42 > 0:12:44- This is her game. She invented this game.- Whoa!

0:12:44 > 0:12:48What? Oh, no. We're so close. "Don't touch me!

0:12:48 > 0:12:49"Get away from me!"

0:12:49 > 0:12:52I just wanted to protect my drink.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53She taught us this game.

0:12:53 > 0:12:55- I didn't... I brought it. - You did bring it.

0:12:55 > 0:12:58We used to do it in The Hunger Games in, like, a normal way.

0:12:58 > 0:13:01Because you're bored. You know, you spend minimum 12 hours on set.

0:13:01 > 0:13:04So it's like, you know, you see the circle, you get punched.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07And on Hunger Games it's normal. I brought it to these psychos,

0:13:07 > 0:13:12and now it's truly, truly dangerous.

0:13:12 > 0:13:13Did you look?

0:13:13 > 0:13:15LAUGHTER

0:13:16 > 0:13:18That's normal.

0:13:18 > 0:13:20- That was light.- That's terrifying.

0:13:20 > 0:13:23- My God, is this what a vagina looks like?- I'm not looking.

0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Oooh!- Argh!

0:13:27 > 0:13:29LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:13:29 > 0:13:30So if you catch it...

0:13:34 > 0:13:38Jack, just sat there like that, like something's going to happen.

0:13:38 > 0:13:40Like ET with a beard.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42How do I get unloaded on?

0:13:42 > 0:13:44LAUGHTER

0:13:44 > 0:13:46You bat your eyelashes.

0:13:46 > 0:13:48He's like the single guy at a swingers club.

0:13:48 > 0:13:50Just standing there.

0:13:50 > 0:13:52- It's going to happen. - Why did you do that?!

0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Did you just put your finger in my drink?- I'm sorry!

0:13:56 > 0:13:59I was trying to get my hand in there and I didn't realise your drink was there.

0:13:59 > 0:14:02I'm so sorry, I just fingered your gin and tonic.

0:14:02 > 0:14:03LAUGHTER

0:14:03 > 0:14:06You've got no idea what darkness you just got yourself into.

0:14:06 > 0:14:09But Jack Whitehall, on League Of Their Own, you also do pranks.

0:14:09 > 0:14:12- But they're not punchy. You would think they'd be physical.- No.

0:14:12 > 0:14:15- But they're mostly phone-based. - Oh, yeah. Phone-based.- Yeah.

0:14:15 > 0:14:17So we went on a tour of the US - me, Jamie Redknapp

0:14:17 > 0:14:20and Freddie Flintoff from A League Of Their Own.

0:14:20 > 0:14:22And the game of the tour was to steal each others' phones

0:14:22 > 0:14:24and send messages.

0:14:24 > 0:14:27So I got hold of Jamie Redknapp's, who's the footballer.

0:14:27 > 0:14:29I got his phone, and he has a load of old footballers

0:14:29 > 0:14:32that he used to play with in the '90s, when footballers were men.

0:14:32 > 0:14:38So I did a group text message to Stuart Pearce, aka Psycho,

0:14:38 > 0:14:40Dean Saunders and Neil "Razor" Ruddock,

0:14:40 > 0:14:43and I sent them a message saying, "I've got four tickets this Friday

0:14:43 > 0:14:46"to go and see Jersey Boys. Who's in?"

0:14:46 > 0:14:48LAUGHTER

0:14:50 > 0:14:52So that was the first one.

0:14:52 > 0:14:53Then he stole my phone

0:14:53 > 0:14:56and sent a message to Princess Eugenie,

0:14:56 > 0:14:58eighth in line to the throne,

0:14:58 > 0:15:00saying, "I've got a tiny winky."

0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Which...- Did she text back going, "I know"?

0:15:04 > 0:15:06LAUGHTER

0:15:06 > 0:15:08Technically, it was treason. So...

0:15:08 > 0:15:11And then, I think my favourite was, I got Freddie Flintoff's phone

0:15:11 > 0:15:14and I decided I would text Kevin Pietersen.

0:15:14 > 0:15:19- So Kevin Pietersen is the cricketer. He's quite a confident chap.- Yes.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21So I got his phone and sent a message from Freddie

0:15:21 > 0:15:25to Kevin Pietersen saying, "I never said this when we played together,

0:15:25 > 0:15:29"but I respect you so much as a player and as a person."

0:15:29 > 0:15:31So I sent it, no reply. Freddie was like,

0:15:31 > 0:15:33"It's probably not even his number,

0:15:33 > 0:15:35"and even if it is, he's going to know that's not me."

0:15:35 > 0:15:37We forgot about it. Six months later,

0:15:37 > 0:15:40Jamie Redknapp is doing a charity golf day with Kevin Pietersen,

0:15:40 > 0:15:43and on the eighth hole, Kevin turns to him and goes,

0:15:43 > 0:15:44"Can I just say,

0:15:44 > 0:15:47"I got a message recently from Freddie.

0:15:47 > 0:15:49"He never said any of that stuff to me as a player,

0:15:49 > 0:15:52"but for him to say that, it meant a great deal."

0:15:52 > 0:15:54LAUGHTER

0:15:54 > 0:15:55So good.

0:15:55 > 0:15:57APPLAUSE

0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Guys, guys.- Sorry, sorry.

0:16:04 > 0:16:07- It's a chat show, not a whispering show.- Sorry.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10- We have our...- We were just debating whether we should tell you

0:16:10 > 0:16:14- this text message. - So I had Nick's phone one time...

0:16:15 > 0:16:17The first time I ever met her, she did this. Go on.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19OK. So I had Nick's phone.

0:16:19 > 0:16:20Oh, there he is.

0:16:20 > 0:16:25And we were in a group message with Fassbender and McAvoy

0:16:25 > 0:16:27and Josh Helman, another actor in the movie.

0:16:27 > 0:16:29And I was like...

0:16:29 > 0:16:30SHE GIGGLES EVILLY

0:16:30 > 0:16:34And so I wrote this, like, really serious and emotional text

0:16:34 > 0:16:36and was like, "Guys, this is super embarrassing."

0:16:36 > 0:16:38And I knew how to kind of write like Nick.

0:16:38 > 0:16:44Like, instead of "cause", C-A-U-S-E, C-O-S, "cos". You know.

0:16:44 > 0:16:46And I was like, "I know this sounds silly

0:16:46 > 0:16:49"and this is really embarrassing, but have you guys ever...

0:16:49 > 0:16:51"Like...

0:16:51 > 0:16:53"God, this is so embarrassing -

0:16:53 > 0:16:55"lactated from your nipples?"

0:16:55 > 0:16:57LAUGHTER

0:16:57 > 0:16:59And all of them wrote back.

0:17:01 > 0:17:04James was like, "Dude, that sounds really serious.

0:17:04 > 0:17:07"Honestly, you should go to a doctor,

0:17:07 > 0:17:10"you might have a hormone problem."

0:17:10 > 0:17:12LAUGHTER

0:17:12 > 0:17:15Fassbender wrote back, "I don't see what this has to do with anything."

0:17:15 > 0:17:18LAUGHTER

0:17:18 > 0:17:19"Dude."

0:17:19 > 0:17:22If I was in the X-Men, that would be my superpower.

0:17:22 > 0:17:24LAUGHTER

0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Mammary.- Mammary Man.

0:17:30 > 0:17:33Now, very quickly, I've got to ask you - lots of rumours

0:17:33 > 0:17:37- that you guys are now X-Men'd out. - We're done.- You're ex-X-Men.

0:17:37 > 0:17:38- We're over.- Are you?- No, no.

0:17:38 > 0:17:40It doesn't even matter if we say we are.

0:17:40 > 0:17:43Yeah, I don't see what this has to do with anything.

0:17:43 > 0:17:44LAUGHTER

0:17:44 > 0:17:46No, look, if they write good stuff for us,

0:17:46 > 0:17:47and like you always say,

0:17:47 > 0:17:50- if schedules work out and if they pay you enough money, then...- Yeah.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52- That's first. - Everything is possible.

0:17:52 > 0:17:54And Simon is right here - are you here, Simon?

0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Who writes it.- Where is Simon? - He writes incredible stuff.

0:17:57 > 0:17:59So if he keeps writing incredible stuff,

0:17:59 > 0:18:02- I'm sure we're all going to do it. - Oh, OK.- And I was deadly serious,

0:18:02 > 0:18:05I would play someone that spews milk out of my tits.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07Just make the baddie lactose intolerant and I'm in.

0:18:07 > 0:18:09LAUGHTER

0:18:09 > 0:18:11APPLAUSE

0:18:13 > 0:18:15- I'm on board.- But Jack,

0:18:15 > 0:18:17you would be a very good superhero.

0:18:17 > 0:18:21Because we've got a picture of Jack as an adorable superhero.

0:18:21 > 0:18:22Look at that!

0:18:22 > 0:18:24LAUGHTER

0:18:24 > 0:18:27Whoa. What are you doing with your arm?

0:18:29 > 0:18:31Someone wasn't paying attention.

0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Why are you...- I'm Kimberly, the Pink Power Ranger.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39But is that a serving bowl on your head?

0:18:39 > 0:18:41I don't know.

0:18:41 > 0:18:45That is the kid that would get killed first in The Hunger Games.

0:18:45 > 0:18:46LAUGHTER

0:18:47 > 0:18:51Now, Jack Whitehall, ladies and gentlemen, is in a Hollywood movie.

0:18:51 > 0:18:53AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

0:18:53 > 0:18:54- Yes.- Thank you.

0:18:54 > 0:18:58It's Mother's Day and it comes out here on the June the 10th.

0:18:58 > 0:18:59Is that you?

0:18:59 > 0:19:00No!

0:19:00 > 0:19:02That's Julia Roberts!

0:19:02 > 0:19:03LAUGHTER

0:19:03 > 0:19:07It's by the same people who made New Year's Day and Valentine's Day.

0:19:07 > 0:19:10And like, this is big. I mean, it IS Julia Roberts.

0:19:10 > 0:19:11Was that kind of intimidating?

0:19:11 > 0:19:13Because you are in scenes with Julia Roberts.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Yeah, I think it's quite intimidating.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19I think when she got over the fact I was the guy from Bad Education,

0:19:19 > 0:19:21- she settled into it. - LAUGHTER

0:19:21 > 0:19:24But, no, it was amazing. Yeah.

0:19:24 > 0:19:27Nearly all of my scenes were with Julia Roberts.

0:19:27 > 0:19:30- That's nuts, isn't it? - I know, it was quite weird.

0:19:30 > 0:19:32No, it was very exciting to do.

0:19:32 > 0:19:35I was brought back down to earth very quickly,

0:19:35 > 0:19:37because I did this film, I flew out to America

0:19:37 > 0:19:39I filmed all these scenes with Julia Roberts.

0:19:39 > 0:19:42And then I flew back to England - my first job,

0:19:42 > 0:19:44literally driven from the airport to a studio

0:19:44 > 0:19:46to record a voice-over for Asda.

0:19:46 > 0:19:48LAUGHTER

0:19:48 > 0:19:51I want to know, I genuinely do,

0:19:51 > 0:19:53who do you play in this film, Jack?

0:19:54 > 0:19:56I play, get ready for it,

0:19:56 > 0:19:58an English stand-up comedian.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59Hey!

0:19:59 > 0:20:01Working in America.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03It's a role I took quite a long run up at.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05- About ten years.- You went deep.

0:20:05 > 0:20:09I went really deep. I play a father, which is not...

0:20:09 > 0:20:11- A huge stretch.- Yeah, no,

0:20:11 > 0:20:13absolutely no children whatsoever in the old real life,

0:20:13 > 0:20:15but in this, there was a baby.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17Well, actually, should we stop and have a look at a clip?

0:20:17 > 0:20:19- This is a clip...- Let's see me doing some acting.

0:20:19 > 0:20:21Yeah, this is you doing some acting.

0:20:21 > 0:20:23It's you as a stand-up preparing to go on stage.

0:20:23 > 0:20:26It's the kind of acting that nearly got me a TV Choice award.

0:20:26 > 0:20:28LAUGHTER

0:20:28 > 0:20:30The competition is worth 5,000.

0:20:30 > 0:20:32Zack Zim, you're in the finals.

0:20:32 > 0:20:34By default. Good for you.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36Oh!

0:20:36 > 0:20:39That is the most adorable baby I've ever seen.

0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Would you be able to watch her while I do my set?- No.

0:20:42 > 0:20:45Welcome to the stage, Zack Zim.

0:20:45 > 0:20:47Zack Zim. He's very... Oh, that's you.

0:20:47 > 0:20:51All right, go on out there, kid. Come on, I'm rooting for you. I'll be out front.

0:20:51 > 0:20:52This wasn't planned.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54Coming out here with her wasn't planned.

0:20:54 > 0:20:56Not SHE wasn't planned, I mean.

0:20:56 > 0:20:59Although to be fair, you were a little bit of a surprise.

0:20:59 > 0:21:00Didn't like that joke.

0:21:00 > 0:21:02Aww!

0:21:02 > 0:21:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:21:06 > 0:21:10Presumably you had to spend a lot of time with that baby?

0:21:10 > 0:21:12Yes, I went to visit the lady

0:21:12 > 0:21:14who owned the baby.

0:21:14 > 0:21:17LAUGHTER

0:21:17 > 0:21:21And I had to learn how to change its nappy for a scene.

0:21:21 > 0:21:24So I had to do that for an entire day, changing these nappies.

0:21:24 > 0:21:26- You did an entire day of changing nappies?- Yeah.

0:21:26 > 0:21:28Oh, it's so hard, and they're wriggling around,

0:21:28 > 0:21:30and he's kicking shit in your eye, and...

0:21:30 > 0:21:32So I did it all and then went to see the film,

0:21:32 > 0:21:35- and they've cut the scene where I change the nappy.- Aw!

0:21:35 > 0:21:38My dad's quite old, so I might have to use it quite soon.

0:21:38 > 0:21:40LAUGHTER

0:21:40 > 0:21:45Now, you as a little boy, Jack, it does seem you were slightly...

0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Did you have any...- Friends? - ..normal clothes?

0:21:48 > 0:21:50You just seemed to dress up all the time.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52Oh, my God!

0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Oh, my God.- Your producer asked me for one photograph

0:21:55 > 0:22:00of me as a Power Ranger, and I gave her my mother's e-mail address.

0:22:00 > 0:22:02- And clearly my mother has... - That was a huge mistake.

0:22:02 > 0:22:06That's just free rein to give you every photograph that has ever been taken of me.

0:22:06 > 0:22:08Wait till you see what's coming up!

0:22:08 > 0:22:11- But you were slightly obsessed by Robin Hood?- I loved Robin Hood.

0:22:11 > 0:22:13"This is a video of your circumcision."

0:22:13 > 0:22:15I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

0:22:15 > 0:22:17You're British, we know you're not circumcised.

0:22:17 > 0:22:19Robin's hood is very much on.

0:22:19 > 0:22:21LAUGHTER

0:22:24 > 0:22:26Now, Jack, you have an announcement to make.

0:22:26 > 0:22:28It's not that you're pregnant, I believe.

0:22:28 > 0:22:31- But you have an announcement. - Yes, I have a tour.

0:22:31 > 0:22:33I'm going on tour next year. Doing some stand-up...

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS - Thank you, one lady is coming.

0:22:36 > 0:22:37Fantastic.

0:22:37 > 0:22:40- But it's mad that this tour is 2017. - 2017, yeah.- Wow.

0:22:40 > 0:22:44So I got the dates, cos I always forget them

0:22:44 > 0:22:46when I come on this show.

0:22:46 > 0:22:47February 2017.

0:22:47 > 0:22:49I start in Glasgow on the 2nd of February.

0:22:49 > 0:22:51Then Liverpool, Wembley...

0:22:51 > 0:22:53- I could just hold them up. - Oh, my God!

0:22:53 > 0:22:55LAUGHTER There you go. That's perfect.

0:22:55 > 0:22:56And, boom.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58APPLAUSE

0:22:58 > 0:22:59He's all over it.

0:23:03 > 0:23:07- Tickets on sale... - Yeah, you can't actually book now.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09You can book on the 20th of May.

0:23:09 > 0:23:10- Yeah, so that's...- 2016.

0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Don't, I want it!- Sorry, yes, you have it. There.- I'm coming.

0:23:13 > 0:23:15You're coming with her.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18Now, presumably this tour will be... It's a British tour.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20- You're not going abroad. - It's a British tour, yeah.

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Because you're not keen on anywhere where there's a language barrier.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25- OK. - LAUGHTER

0:23:25 > 0:23:27This story. I knew you'd want this...

0:23:27 > 0:23:30Yes. Well, no, I'm not great with the old language barrier.

0:23:30 > 0:23:33I was in Spain and I was in a restaurant,

0:23:33 > 0:23:37and I needed to use the facilities in this restaurant.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39So I popped off, and I don't want to go into too much detail,

0:23:39 > 0:23:42but I needed to drop the kids off at the pool.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43LAUGHTER

0:23:43 > 0:23:45So I did that.

0:23:45 > 0:23:47I went to flush - didn't work. Flushed again.

0:23:47 > 0:23:50Six, seven times I tried to get it down, James - would not go.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52So I was like, I'm going to do the right thing.

0:23:52 > 0:23:54I'm not just going to do a hit and run and leave it here.

0:23:54 > 0:23:58I'll go and tell someone that that there's a problem with their facilities.

0:23:58 > 0:24:01So I went out into the restaurant, I found the waiter. Unfortunately

0:24:01 > 0:24:03he didn't speak a word of English, I don't speak any Spanish.

0:24:03 > 0:24:05So I ended up...

0:24:05 > 0:24:07Ended up having to kind of gesture to this man.

0:24:07 > 0:24:09Going, "Yes, could you just come here?

0:24:09 > 0:24:12"No, no, no, leave them alone, just follow me."

0:24:12 > 0:24:15I ushered him into the toilet.

0:24:15 > 0:24:17I pointed at my poo.

0:24:17 > 0:24:18I went to flush.

0:24:18 > 0:24:20It went down straightaway.

0:24:20 > 0:24:22LAUGHTER

0:24:22 > 0:24:24How weird did I look?!

0:24:24 > 0:24:25APPLAUSE

0:24:25 > 0:24:28Like I just invited him into the toilet

0:24:28 > 0:24:30to say goodbye to my shit.

0:24:30 > 0:24:33"Come on, let's give it a proper send-off." Flush!

0:24:33 > 0:24:35# Rule Britannia!

0:24:36 > 0:24:38Do you have a tissue?

0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Could we fly in a tissue for this young woman?- Oh, yeah. Can we...

0:24:41 > 0:24:42A tissue? A tissue?

0:24:42 > 0:24:45Where's the bodyguard? Beginning to lactate. We need some...

0:24:45 > 0:24:49- Oh, look! Oh, my God, I'm so organised!- Aw!

0:24:49 > 0:24:51Wow.

0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Sorry.- Is it weird you have a box of tissues right beside your computer?

0:24:54 > 0:24:56I think it's very odd.

0:24:56 > 0:24:58Welcome to my home!

0:24:58 > 0:25:00LAUGHTER

0:25:00 > 0:25:02Right, it is time for our next guest.

0:25:02 > 0:25:05This man has given us some of the most memorable movie characters

0:25:05 > 0:25:07of the last 25 years. Edward Scissorhands, Willy Wonka

0:25:07 > 0:25:09and of course, Captain Jack Sparrow.

0:25:09 > 0:25:12Now he returns as the Mad Hatter in Alice Through The Looking Glass.

0:25:12 > 0:25:14Please welcome Johnny Depp!

0:25:14 > 0:25:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:25 > 0:25:26Lovely. Lovely to see you.

0:25:26 > 0:25:28Have a seat.

0:25:36 > 0:25:39APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH

0:25:39 > 0:25:40Johnny Depp!

0:25:41 > 0:25:43It's exciting.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45Have a seat, too, have a seat.

0:25:45 > 0:25:46Lovely to see you. How are you, sir?

0:25:46 > 0:25:49- I'm all right.- Good, good, you're very welcome.

0:25:49 > 0:25:52Do you know all these people or is this a meeting?

0:25:52 > 0:25:53- This is a meeting.- Oh, lovely.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55Who is this?

0:25:55 > 0:25:56LAUGHTER

0:25:56 > 0:25:59I want you to know that I can't not see you

0:25:59 > 0:26:01on the toilet now.

0:26:01 > 0:26:02LAUGHTER

0:26:04 > 0:26:06- ENGLISH ACCENT:- I like the cut of your jib.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09LAUGHTER

0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Thank you, Johnny.- Have you got a slight erection right now?

0:26:11 > 0:26:15I'm just glad Johnny wasn't out for the awkward customs chat at the beginning!

0:26:15 > 0:26:17Oh, yes. LAUGHTER

0:26:17 > 0:26:19- Awkward customs?- Customs stories.

0:26:20 > 0:26:22No, no, listen,

0:26:22 > 0:26:24my gerbils are clean.

0:26:24 > 0:26:25LAUGHTER

0:26:25 > 0:26:29Now, there's been stuff in the papers, I don't know if it's true -

0:26:29 > 0:26:31are you moving here, Johnny?

0:26:32 > 0:26:34- Is this the move to Manchester?- Yes.

0:26:35 > 0:26:38It's possible, I guess.

0:26:38 > 0:26:41- OK.- I mean...- Have you gone to see a house in Manchester?

0:26:41 > 0:26:43No, I haven't.

0:26:43 > 0:26:46No, I've actually never been to Manchester.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47LAUGHTER

0:26:47 > 0:26:49I'm sorry, I've always wanted to go.

0:26:49 > 0:26:52- But, yeah, no, I've never been.- OK.

0:26:52 > 0:26:55- But I'll take a house there. I mean, why not?- Do it!- Yeah.

0:26:55 > 0:26:59- Yes.- Apparently I already live in Bath as well.- Oh, really?

0:26:59 > 0:27:02Yeah, I was seen buying spatulas and stuff.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04LAUGHTER

0:27:04 > 0:27:06That's a very good celebrity sighting.

0:27:06 > 0:27:08Johnny Depp buying a spatula in Bath.

0:27:08 > 0:27:12It might be my favourite of my own, yeah.

0:27:12 > 0:27:14Now, you're in town because the new movie,

0:27:14 > 0:27:17Alice Through The Looking Glass, it's coming out on the 27th of May.

0:27:17 > 0:27:19I knew the first movie was a success.

0:27:19 > 0:27:23I didn't realise how big - it took over 1 billion.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26- It's one of the most successful films of all time.- Is that right?

0:27:26 > 0:27:27- Yeah!- What?!

0:27:27 > 0:27:30- More than an X-Men? - More than anything.

0:27:30 > 0:27:32- More than Bad Education?- Yes!

0:27:32 > 0:27:33LAUGHTER

0:27:33 > 0:27:35Yes.

0:27:35 > 0:27:38Alice Through The Looking Glass - you return as the Mad Hatter,

0:27:38 > 0:27:41and in this one Alice is travelling through time.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43- Yes.- OK.

0:27:44 > 0:27:47And everyone's back - Matt Lucas is back, Helena Bonham Carter,

0:27:47 > 0:27:50- but Sacha Baron Cohen is in this one.- No, he's not back.

0:27:50 > 0:27:52No, he's not back, but he's in it. He's in it.

0:27:52 > 0:27:54Oh, yeah, of course he's in it.

0:27:54 > 0:27:56LAUGHTER

0:27:56 > 0:27:58Yeah, Sacha's...

0:27:58 > 0:28:00He plays Time.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02He plays Father Time, basically.

0:28:02 > 0:28:04And it was...

0:28:04 > 0:28:07We've known each other for a good long while,

0:28:07 > 0:28:09and I've always admired him, you know.

0:28:10 > 0:28:13Back since Ali G. And so...

0:28:13 > 0:28:15- SCATTERED LAUGHTER - Why is that funny?

0:28:15 > 0:28:16LAUGHTER

0:28:16 > 0:28:20We've got a clip. This is you as the young Mad Hatter, meeting -

0:28:20 > 0:28:23because of the travelling through time business,

0:28:23 > 0:28:26- you're meeting Alice for the first time.- OK, good.- OK.

0:28:28 > 0:28:29Hatter?

0:28:31 > 0:28:32Hatter?

0:28:32 > 0:28:33Oh!

0:28:33 > 0:28:35It's you!

0:28:35 > 0:28:36You're you again!

0:28:36 > 0:28:38Well, if I'm not, I wish I was.

0:28:40 > 0:28:42- Have we met?- Yes!

0:28:42 > 0:28:44Well, no - I mean, not yet.

0:28:44 > 0:28:46It's funny, I feel I should know you.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48Well, we have met once, when I was younger.

0:28:48 > 0:28:51- Oh, well, I must say I don't recall. - That's because it hasn't happened yet.

0:28:51 > 0:28:53Ooh. When will it happen?

0:28:53 > 0:28:56Years from now, when you're older.

0:28:56 > 0:28:59I'll meet you when you're younger and I'm older?

0:28:59 > 0:29:01I realise it doesn't make much sense.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03Makes perfect sense to me.

0:29:03 > 0:29:05- I'm Tarrant.- I know. I'm Alice.

0:29:05 > 0:29:07Alice.

0:29:07 > 0:29:09We seem to have time all mixed up.

0:29:09 > 0:29:11APPLAUSE

0:29:14 > 0:29:17Now, we know you do this thing as an actor,

0:29:17 > 0:29:20you love transforming, you like being consumed by characters.

0:29:20 > 0:29:22- Like me.- Very like you.

0:29:22 > 0:29:24- As an English stand-up comedian. - Yeah.

0:29:24 > 0:29:27- LAUGHTER - We're going to hide together.

0:29:27 > 0:29:28In costumes.

0:29:28 > 0:29:31But your latest one is phenomenal.

0:29:31 > 0:29:34This - this is a picture of Johnny Depp

0:29:34 > 0:29:36- as Donald Trump.- What?!

0:29:36 > 0:29:39- Oh!- Isn't it amazing?

0:29:39 > 0:29:41- Wow. What was that for, Johnny? - Oh, my God.

0:29:41 > 0:29:43That was just for me.

0:29:43 > 0:29:44LAUGHTER

0:29:44 > 0:29:47You wanted to know what it felt like to be that awesome?

0:29:47 > 0:29:51I never thought I wanted to kill Johnny Depp before.

0:29:51 > 0:29:52LAUGHTER

0:29:52 > 0:29:54I can only say that you should.

0:29:54 > 0:29:55LAUGHTER

0:29:55 > 0:29:59How did it come up? Did you already do a Donald Trump impression?

0:29:59 > 0:30:00No, no, no.

0:30:00 > 0:30:04And I had no idea if I could not, and I still don't. But I...

0:30:04 > 0:30:08I mean, Adam McKay, who I admire greatly

0:30:08 > 0:30:11and who's one of the funniest humans alive -

0:30:11 > 0:30:14we had a meeting, and we were sitting there talking, and he said,

0:30:14 > 0:30:18"How would you like to do a feature film in four days?"

0:30:18 > 0:30:22And I went, "I like that idea."

0:30:22 > 0:30:26And then he said, "How would you like to play Donald Trump?"

0:30:26 > 0:30:28And I loved that idea.

0:30:28 > 0:30:29LAUGHTER

0:30:29 > 0:30:32I didn't care if I knew I was capable or not, you know.

0:30:32 > 0:30:34I wanted to try.

0:30:34 > 0:30:39Yeah, so I did my bit as Donald Trump.

0:30:40 > 0:30:42You don't want to be Donald Trump.

0:30:42 > 0:30:43LAUGHTER

0:30:43 > 0:30:46Because he's... The way he speaks is very specific.

0:30:46 > 0:30:48Yeah.

0:30:48 > 0:30:50Were you telling all the Mexicans to get off set?

0:30:50 > 0:30:52LAUGHTER

0:30:52 > 0:30:55- IMITATING TRUMP:- I told them to build - me - that - wall.

0:30:55 > 0:30:57I want a sensational wall.

0:30:57 > 0:30:59LAUGHTER

0:30:59 > 0:31:00I want a fabulous wall.

0:31:02 > 0:31:04I don't remember what the question was,

0:31:04 > 0:31:07but it doesn't matter cos I'm not going to answer it anyway.

0:31:07 > 0:31:08- Oh, my God.- Very good.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10- It's amazing.- Wow.

0:31:10 > 0:31:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:17 > 0:31:20Have you met the Trump at all at things, Jennifer?

0:31:20 > 0:31:23- I haven't, no.- The Donald. - I was at a concert

0:31:23 > 0:31:25that I heard he was attending.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27So I had my full security -

0:31:27 > 0:31:30I was like, "Find Donald Trump," cos I was just...

0:31:30 > 0:31:34I was adamant on finding him and then making a video

0:31:34 > 0:31:35of me going, "Hey, Trump,

0:31:35 > 0:31:37"fuck you."

0:31:37 > 0:31:40LAUGHTER

0:31:42 > 0:31:46I wouldn't rest. I wouldn't rest until I found him.

0:31:46 > 0:31:48I think he knew I was looking for him.

0:31:48 > 0:31:50Now, one of the things about being Johnny Depp

0:31:50 > 0:31:53is people must want to come up and say hi,

0:31:53 > 0:31:55they want selfies and things.

0:31:55 > 0:31:57Do you have any sort of sympathy for those people?

0:31:57 > 0:32:00Cos how young were you when you met Iggy Pop?

0:32:00 > 0:32:03- Your band was supporting him, is that how it happened?- Yeah.

0:32:03 > 0:32:07I was, um... 17 years old.

0:32:07 > 0:32:08We were on tour.

0:32:08 > 0:32:11We sort of did a lot of opening act stuff, you know, around.

0:32:11 > 0:32:16And we had two shows with Iggy Pop in Gainesville.

0:32:16 > 0:32:18I mean, Iggy was one of my heroes, you know.

0:32:19 > 0:32:22So I'm 17 years old. We do the gigs with Iggy.

0:32:22 > 0:32:23It's the second night.

0:32:23 > 0:32:26I know he's splitting. I'll never see him again.

0:32:26 > 0:32:29I want to meet him, but I don't want to go...

0:32:29 > 0:32:32- MUMBLING AWKWARDLY:- "I'm a really big fan of your music."

0:32:32 > 0:32:36I don't know, it just... I needed something different.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39So I got, you know,

0:32:39 > 0:32:42incoherently drunk.

0:32:42 > 0:32:43LAUGHTER

0:32:43 > 0:32:45Pints of, like, vodka,

0:32:45 > 0:32:48just to work up the nerve to say something idiotic.

0:32:48 > 0:32:51Which you shouldn't have to do.

0:32:51 > 0:32:55So, yeah, uh, he was walking around with a beagle -

0:32:55 > 0:32:57I don't know why -

0:32:57 > 0:33:00after the show. You know, the lights are on.

0:33:00 > 0:33:02He doesn't know why either.

0:33:02 > 0:33:06So I thought, I'll get him.

0:33:06 > 0:33:08And I just started screaming...

0:33:09 > 0:33:12- DRUNKENLY:- "Iggy Flop!

0:33:12 > 0:33:13"Piggy slop!"

0:33:13 > 0:33:15LAUGHTER

0:33:15 > 0:33:18And a few other, God knows what - you know,

0:33:18 > 0:33:21I'm not sure what more rhymes with that.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23He walked over to me

0:33:23 > 0:33:25with this beagle on a leash.

0:33:25 > 0:33:28And he got, like, that close to my face.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32And I'm looking at Iggy Pop's blue eyes.

0:33:33 > 0:33:37And he takes so much time and he just says...

0:33:39 > 0:33:40"You little turd."

0:33:40 > 0:33:42LAUGHTER

0:33:42 > 0:33:44APPLAUSE

0:33:48 > 0:33:53To this day, it's one of the best moments of my life.

0:33:53 > 0:33:55We must also say, Pirates Of The Caribbean -

0:33:55 > 0:33:58you've finished Pirates Of The Caribbean, it's on the way now?

0:33:58 > 0:34:00Erm... Well, yeah.

0:34:00 > 0:34:04I mean, it doesn't come out until like May of 2017 or something.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07Do you know who's going to be really excited to see that?

0:34:07 > 0:34:09- Good God, who?- Young captain Jack at the end there.

0:34:09 > 0:34:11Why?

0:34:11 > 0:34:13- Oh, for God's sake! - LAUGHTER

0:34:13 > 0:34:16Why has she given you every photo?!

0:34:16 > 0:34:17Oh, my God.

0:34:17 > 0:34:20- APPLAUSE - Oh, my God.

0:34:22 > 0:34:25Did you own any regular clothes as a child?

0:34:25 > 0:34:28That's my granny and grandad as well.

0:34:28 > 0:34:31I made my granny and grandad come as sailors

0:34:31 > 0:34:34and my grandad looks like he's in a Jean Paul Gaultier advert!

0:34:34 > 0:34:36LAUGHTER

0:34:38 > 0:34:40APPLAUSE Oh, dear.

0:34:41 > 0:34:43- There you go.- Thank you.

0:34:43 > 0:34:46OK, it's time for music.

0:34:46 > 0:34:48This multi-Grammy-winning singer found fame

0:34:48 > 0:34:50as one of the Black Eyed Peas

0:34:50 > 0:34:52and has now gone on to huge solo success.

0:34:52 > 0:34:55Performing his new single, Boys and Girls, featuring Pia Mia,

0:34:55 > 0:34:57please welcome will.i.am.

0:34:57 > 0:35:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:35:05 > 0:35:06# All I wanna do

0:35:08 > 0:35:11# Oh, oh

0:35:12 > 0:35:13# Oh, oh

0:35:13 > 0:35:15# All I wanna do

0:35:17 > 0:35:19# Oh, oh

0:35:21 > 0:35:22# Oh, oh

0:35:22 > 0:35:25# We get messed up way before the party

0:35:25 > 0:35:27# Turnt up, hotel lobby

0:35:27 > 0:35:29# Fast life like a Ducati

0:35:29 > 0:35:31# Spending money like I'm from Saudi

0:35:31 > 0:35:34# Bagging honeys with the bad bodies

0:35:34 > 0:35:36# See me cooling with the black barbies

0:35:36 > 0:35:38# I got brain cause she a smarty

0:35:38 > 0:35:41# And now I'm feeling like la-di-da-di

0:35:41 > 0:35:42# Hey!

0:35:42 > 0:35:45# Wait a second, wait a minute I don't think you're ready for it

0:35:45 > 0:35:47# Hey!

0:35:47 > 0:35:49# Party like a pro, baby I don't gotta train for it

0:35:49 > 0:35:51# Oooh

0:35:51 > 0:35:54# Drinking all the liquor And I ain't even paying for it

0:35:54 > 0:35:55# Whoa

0:35:55 > 0:35:58# Any second, any minute We about to sing the chorus

0:36:00 > 0:36:04# The girls wanna play with boys And the boys wanna play with girls

0:36:04 > 0:36:06# And the girls wanna play with girls

0:36:06 > 0:36:07# Boys wanna play with boys

0:36:07 > 0:36:09# So, boy, don't you love this world?

0:36:09 > 0:36:12# The girls wanna play with boys And the boys wanna play with girls

0:36:12 > 0:36:14# And the girls wanna play with girls

0:36:14 > 0:36:16# Boys wanna play with boys

0:36:16 > 0:36:18# So, boy, don't you love this world?

0:36:18 > 0:36:20# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh,

0:36:20 > 0:36:21# Oh-oh-oh

0:36:21 > 0:36:23# Oh-oh, oh-oh oh

0:36:23 > 0:36:25# Oh-oh, oh

0:36:26 > 0:36:27# Hey!

0:36:27 > 0:36:29# Baby, we don't stop and we don't quit

0:36:29 > 0:36:32# In the club like we own it

0:36:32 > 0:36:34# Too, too legit

0:36:34 > 0:36:36# Up in this and we so lit

0:36:36 > 0:36:38# Oh, my God, oh, my goodness

0:36:38 > 0:36:41# Feel good cos I'm sipping on goodness

0:36:41 > 0:36:42# Two drinks, got two fists

0:36:42 > 0:36:45# Three chicks, got two, four, six tits

0:36:45 > 0:36:46# Hey!

0:36:46 > 0:36:49# Wait a second, wait a minute Take you to the next level

0:36:49 > 0:36:51# Hey!

0:36:51 > 0:36:54# Turn up the bass Turn up the tre-treble

0:36:54 > 0:36:55# Oooh

0:36:55 > 0:36:58# Party like an animal Party like a re-rebel

0:36:58 > 0:36:59# Whoa

0:36:59 > 0:37:02# Any second, any minute We about to get in trouble

0:37:04 > 0:37:08# The girls wanna play with boys And the boys wanna play with girls

0:37:08 > 0:37:10# And the girls wanna play with girls

0:37:10 > 0:37:12# Boys wanna play with boys

0:37:12 > 0:37:13# So, boy, don't you love this world?

0:37:13 > 0:37:17# The girls wanna play with boys And the boys wanna play with girls

0:37:17 > 0:37:19# And the girls wanna play with girls

0:37:19 > 0:37:21# Boys wanna play with boys

0:37:21 > 0:37:22# So, boy, don't you love this world?

0:37:22 > 0:37:24# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh

0:37:24 > 0:37:26# Oh-oh-oh

0:37:26 > 0:37:28# Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

0:37:28 > 0:37:31# Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

0:37:31 > 0:37:35# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

0:37:35 > 0:37:37# Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

0:37:37 > 0:37:38# Oh-oh

0:37:40 > 0:37:41# All I wanna do

0:37:41 > 0:37:44# Turn up, that's all I wanna do

0:37:44 > 0:37:46# I stay so fly, I flew

0:37:46 > 0:37:48- # Yeah, baby, no lie, that's true - Oh, oh

0:37:48 > 0:37:50# Yeah, baby, we're cool like, whoo

0:37:50 > 0:37:52# Me and Pia, we cool like, whoo

0:37:52 > 0:37:54# Yeah

0:37:54 > 0:37:57# The girls wanna play with boys And the boys wanna play with girls

0:37:57 > 0:37:59# And the girls wanna play with girls

0:37:59 > 0:38:00# Boys wanna play with boys

0:38:00 > 0:38:02# So, boy, don't you love this world?

0:38:02 > 0:38:05# The girls wanna play with boys And the boys wanna play with girls

0:38:05 > 0:38:08# And the girls wanna play with girls

0:38:08 > 0:38:10# And the girls wanna play with girls

0:38:10 > 0:38:12# Come on

0:38:12 > 0:38:14# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

0:38:14 > 0:38:17# Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

0:38:17 > 0:38:18# Oh-oh

0:38:19 > 0:38:21- # Oh, oh - Hey! #

0:38:21 > 0:38:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:26 > 0:38:29Will.i.am, everybody!

0:38:29 > 0:38:30Come over and chat.

0:38:31 > 0:38:33Our thanks to Pia Mia as well.

0:38:34 > 0:38:36Well done, sir. Lovely to see you.

0:38:36 > 0:38:38Come and sit down, meet everybody.

0:38:38 > 0:38:41Jack, James, Jennifer, Johnny.

0:38:44 > 0:38:46- Good to see you, buddy. You all right?- Yeah, good.

0:38:46 > 0:38:48- Nice to see you.- Where do I sit?

0:38:48 > 0:38:51- Where do you want me? Here? - At the end there.- Right here!

0:38:51 > 0:38:53- Everyone shove up. You're in there. - Not the chair over there?

0:38:53 > 0:38:55There you go.

0:38:55 > 0:38:57Now, that's the new single - it's out now, presumably?

0:38:57 > 0:38:59Yeah, it's out right now. iTunes.

0:38:59 > 0:39:01And Pia Mia - now, who's Pia Mia?

0:39:01 > 0:39:04- Pia Mia is this awesome artist from this place called Guam.- OK.

0:39:04 > 0:39:09Yeah, so for those that don't know, Guam, it's in Southeast Asia.

0:39:09 > 0:39:10Not Philippines,

0:39:10 > 0:39:13not, you know, Bangkok - it's Guam.

0:39:13 > 0:39:15She's awesome.

0:39:15 > 0:39:20Now, I have read, Will, that you have this amazing amount of music

0:39:20 > 0:39:23that you haven't released, but tracks with extraordinary artists

0:39:23 > 0:39:25like Michael Jackson and Prince and people like that.

0:39:25 > 0:39:27Will you ever release those tracks?

0:39:27 > 0:39:30No, because you know, especially artists like Michael Jackson,

0:39:30 > 0:39:35where working with Michael Jackson is his critique and his two cents,

0:39:35 > 0:39:38so you know, without him guiding on completing it,

0:39:38 > 0:39:41it's not my right to do that.

0:39:41 > 0:39:44He was a friend. So I wouldn't do that.

0:39:44 > 0:39:46What was the story that you brought Michael Jackson and... Yes.

0:39:46 > 0:39:48APPLAUSE

0:39:51 > 0:39:54You brought Michael Jackson and Prince together.

0:39:54 > 0:39:57Yeah, so one time we had a show in Vegas,

0:39:57 > 0:39:59and Michael Jackson called.

0:39:59 > 0:40:02- IMITATING MICHAEL JACKSON: - "Hey, Will, it's Michael."

0:40:02 > 0:40:05"Hey, Mike." "Yeah, so, I heard you guys are doing a show tonight."

0:40:05 > 0:40:06"Yeah, we go on at nine o'clock."

0:40:06 > 0:40:09"Oh, rats, I got to put the kids to sleep."

0:40:09 > 0:40:13So I was like, "Well, I'm performing with Prince later on, at 12."

0:40:13 > 0:40:16So anyway, Michael came to see me rock with Prince.

0:40:16 > 0:40:20And it was a magnificent night to see -

0:40:20 > 0:40:22it was me, Chris Tucker, and then watching...

0:40:22 > 0:40:26Me, Chris Tucker, Michael Jackson watching Prince rock on stage.

0:40:26 > 0:40:29So to make a long story short, Prince steps off the stage

0:40:29 > 0:40:32and plays the bass in Michael Jackson's face,

0:40:32 > 0:40:35rips the freaking bass, ten different pieces.

0:40:35 > 0:40:37To make a longer story shorter,

0:40:37 > 0:40:39Michael Jackson leaves and goes home and says,

0:40:39 > 0:40:41"Meet me at the house for breakfast."

0:40:41 > 0:40:43So I go to his house for breakfast, knock on the door.

0:40:43 > 0:40:47First words he says - "Why was Prince playing the bass in my face?"

0:40:47 > 0:40:49LAUGHTER

0:40:50 > 0:40:53What was your answer to that, though? "Cos he's funky?"

0:40:53 > 0:40:55I was like, "No, Prince was just being nice, you know."

0:40:55 > 0:40:57"No, Prince, he's always been a meanie."

0:40:57 > 0:41:00LAUGHTER

0:41:00 > 0:41:02But bless their hearts. They were so passionate.

0:41:02 > 0:41:06And you know, we've lost great musicians.

0:41:06 > 0:41:07Yes, we have that.

0:41:07 > 0:41:09APPLAUSE

0:41:09 > 0:41:11And very quickly...

0:41:12 > 0:41:14The Voice, obviously going to ITV.

0:41:14 > 0:41:15Are you going to ITV?

0:41:15 > 0:41:18I've been thinking about it.

0:41:18 > 0:41:21I've been thinking about it, cos I really love the UK so much.

0:41:21 > 0:41:25- Yeah.- I practically live here, except my passport doesn't say that.

0:41:25 > 0:41:26But...

0:41:26 > 0:41:28- JACK:- Say you're here for a wedding.

0:41:28 > 0:41:31If Trump's for real, then I'm British all the way.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34- So many Americans have said that to me.- Yeah, yeah.

0:41:34 > 0:41:35Trump is here.

0:41:35 > 0:41:37LAUGHTER

0:41:37 > 0:41:39Don't point at me!

0:41:40 > 0:41:42- IMITATING DONALD TRUMP: - You have a wonderful,

0:41:42 > 0:41:46a sensational approach to your life and your music.

0:41:46 > 0:41:51I would like YOU to build a wall.

0:41:51 > 0:41:53LAUGHTER

0:41:55 > 0:41:59OK, before we go, just time for a visit to the big red chair.

0:41:59 > 0:42:00Who's there? Hello.

0:42:00 > 0:42:03- Hello.- Hello, who are you? - Catherine.- Catherine lovely.

0:42:03 > 0:42:05- And where are you from?- Te Puke.

0:42:05 > 0:42:07- What?- What?- Where's that?

0:42:07 > 0:42:09- It's in New Zealand. - Oh, of course it is.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12- It's the kiwi fruit capital of the world.- It's the what?

0:42:12 > 0:42:15- The kiwi fruit capital of the world.- Oh, Jesus.

0:42:15 > 0:42:16LAUGHTER

0:42:16 > 0:42:18APPLAUSE

0:42:18 > 0:42:20Who's next on the red chair?

0:42:20 > 0:42:22- Nicole.- Hello, Nicole.- Hello!

0:42:22 > 0:42:24- Where are you from, Nicole?- Sydney.

0:42:24 > 0:42:26- Sydney? Are you here on holidays? - No, I live here.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29- Really live here?- Yeah. - With a visa and everything?- Yeah.

0:42:29 > 0:42:31- Well done, you. What do you do? - Teacher.

0:42:31 > 0:42:34- Oh. Small children?- Big ones.

0:42:34 > 0:42:36- What do you teach them?- PE.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38OK, off you go with your story.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40OK. So I was at a music festival,

0:42:40 > 0:42:42and I met this boy and I kissed this boy.

0:42:42 > 0:42:44But both of our phones had died.

0:42:44 > 0:42:47So I had my pen, I wrote my phone number and my name on his back.

0:42:47 > 0:42:50The next morning I woke up with a text message saying,

0:42:50 > 0:42:52"Hey, found your phone number on my boyfriend's back.

0:42:52 > 0:42:54"Just wondering what happened."

0:42:54 > 0:42:56ALL: Oooooh!

0:42:56 > 0:42:58Good story! You can walk.

0:42:58 > 0:42:59That's a great story.

0:42:59 > 0:43:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:43:03 > 0:43:04Wow!

0:43:04 > 0:43:06Well done, everyone.

0:43:06 > 0:43:10If you'd like to join us on the show and have a go in the red chair,

0:43:10 > 0:43:13you can visit us on our website at this address.

0:43:13 > 0:43:16- That's it for tonight.- Please say a huge thank you to my guests -

0:43:16 > 0:43:19will.i.am,

0:43:19 > 0:43:22Jack Whitehall,

0:43:22 > 0:43:24James McAvoy,

0:43:24 > 0:43:26Jennifer Lawrence,

0:43:26 > 0:43:28and Mr Johnny Depp!

0:43:28 > 0:43:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:43:30 > 0:43:33Join me next week with music from Bright Light Bright Light

0:43:33 > 0:43:35featuring Sir Elton John,

0:43:35 > 0:43:38Oscar-winner Russell Crowe, Hollywood heart-throb Ryan Gosling,

0:43:38 > 0:43:41and for the first time ever, the brilliant Jodie Foster.

0:43:41 > 0:43:44I'll see you then. Good night, everybody, bye-bye!

0:43:44 > 0:43:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE