0:00:02 > 0:00:03On the show tonight, we have the stars of X-Men -
0:00:03 > 0:00:07James, who can read minds, and Jennifer, who can shapeshift into anyone.
0:00:07 > 0:00:10- James, if you can read minds, can you read Jennifer's mind right now?- OK, go.
0:00:10 > 0:00:13'I wish I could shapeshift off this stupid show.'
0:00:13 > 0:00:14No, seriously, James, can you?
0:00:14 > 0:00:17She's thinking that she can't wait to spend the evening with you.
0:00:17 > 0:00:19Hooray! Let's start the show!
0:00:20 > 0:00:28This programme contains strong language.
0:00:35 > 0:00:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:37 > 0:00:38Oh, wow!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40Wow!
0:00:40 > 0:00:41Oh, hello!
0:00:41 > 0:00:43Hello!
0:00:44 > 0:00:46Oh, thank you so much. Thank you.
0:00:46 > 0:00:50Is this a bigger audience than normal? Wow.
0:00:50 > 0:00:53That's some crazy clapping there. Hello, everybody.
0:00:53 > 0:00:55Welcome, all.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I should remind you, of course, it's Friday the 13th!
0:00:58 > 0:00:59- ALL:- Ooooh!
0:00:59 > 0:01:02But don't worry, nothing terrible is going to happen.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04Eurovision's tomorrow.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05LAUGHTER
0:01:05 > 0:01:07Will you all be watching Eurovision?
0:01:07 > 0:01:09CHEERING Yeah, waving your flags.
0:01:09 > 0:01:12Russia is this year's Eurovision favourite.
0:01:12 > 0:01:14Yeah, ten to one...
0:01:14 > 0:01:17in the morning is when the show's expected to finish.
0:01:17 > 0:01:18LAUGHTER
0:01:18 > 0:01:21Sugary drinks, ladies and gentleman, sugary drinks.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22We've got a great show for you tonight.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24Later, Johnny Depp will be joining us...
0:01:24 > 0:01:28CHEERING ..and we'll have music from will.i.am!
0:01:28 > 0:01:29CHEERING
0:01:29 > 0:01:31But now let's get some guests on!
0:01:31 > 0:01:34This man was crowned the King of Comedy three years in a row,
0:01:34 > 0:01:36created the hit series Bad Education,
0:01:36 > 0:01:39and now he's making his mark in Hollywood.
0:01:39 > 0:01:41Please welcome Jack Whitehall!
0:01:41 > 0:01:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:01:43 > 0:01:45- Yay! Hello.- Hello.- Hello.
0:01:45 > 0:01:46Hi, how are you?
0:01:46 > 0:01:48Lovely to see you. Have a seat.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51Hey!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54We fell in love with this man in the award-winning Atonement.
0:01:54 > 0:01:58Since then, he has been The Last King Of Scotland, Frankenstein,
0:01:58 > 0:02:01and now he returns as Professor X in X-Men: Apocalypse.
0:02:01 > 0:02:03It's James McAvoy, everybody!
0:02:03 > 0:02:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:06 > 0:02:07Hello, sir. Lovely to see you.
0:02:07 > 0:02:09Lovely to see you. Have a seat.
0:02:11 > 0:02:14This Oscar-winning actress rose to super-stardom in The Hunger Games
0:02:14 > 0:02:17and wowed us in Silver Linings Playbook,
0:02:17 > 0:02:19Joy and American Hustle.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21Now she's back saving the world in X-Men.
0:02:21 > 0:02:24It's the wonderful Jennifer Lawrence, everybody!
0:02:24 > 0:02:26CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:30 > 0:02:31So nice to see you.
0:02:37 > 0:02:40I didn't know your name was pronounced Whitehall
0:02:40 > 0:02:42until he just announced it,
0:02:42 > 0:02:44- cos you're in my phone as Jack Puppy.- Puppy?
0:02:44 > 0:02:46LAUGHTER
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Jack and I met on a magical night out,
0:02:49 > 0:02:53when I humiliated myself more than I ever have before.
0:02:53 > 0:02:56It was probably the best moment of my life.
0:02:56 > 0:03:00- Worst moment of mine. - Maybe worst of Jen's.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02For the first time ever in my career -
0:03:02 > 0:03:06I never assume anyone knows who I am.
0:03:06 > 0:03:11- and I saw Harrison Ford and JJ Abrams
0:03:11 > 0:03:15and I was like, "Yeah, this is fun, we're all co-workers."
0:03:15 > 0:03:17Like, I can just go... So I was like,
0:03:17 > 0:03:20"Be right back, guys. I'm going to go say hi to the Star Wars dudes."
0:03:20 > 0:03:23And I approached their table and was like...
0:03:23 > 0:03:24LAUGHTER
0:03:24 > 0:03:27And they all... The whole table was just like...
0:03:27 > 0:03:29LAUGHTER
0:03:29 > 0:03:31And so I realised while I was dancing, I was like,
0:03:31 > 0:03:34"They have no idea who I am. They have no idea who I am."
0:03:34 > 0:03:36And so I just turned around and walked back.
0:03:36 > 0:03:38And Jack was dying.
0:03:38 > 0:03:42Cos I had done this show with Harrison Ford.
0:03:42 > 0:03:45So he's, like, the only A-list Hollywood star that I know.
0:03:45 > 0:03:47I mean, he's the only one I have.
0:03:47 > 0:03:50So she'd just been blanked, and I was like,
0:03:50 > 0:03:52"Hey, it's all right, I'll go and say hi to Harrison."
0:03:52 > 0:03:55Everyone in the group was like, "Jack, don't do this.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58"You'll be humiliated." I was like, "Nah, me and Harrison are tight."
0:03:58 > 0:04:01They genuinely had no idea. So I get up, I walk over,
0:04:01 > 0:04:04and at this point, I'm like, "Oh, God, maybe he won't remember me
0:04:04 > 0:04:07"and I will be humiliated as well." I walked over, and literally
0:04:07 > 0:04:09as I walked over, he was like, "Hey, Jack!"
0:04:09 > 0:04:11LAUGHTER
0:04:11 > 0:04:13You were a superstar.
0:04:13 > 0:04:14APPLAUSE
0:04:17 > 0:04:18So you guys, obviously you're now...
0:04:18 > 0:04:21Is this the beginning of the X-Men press world tour thing?
0:04:21 > 0:04:24Yeah, the juggernaut, as we like to call it. Yeah, no, this is the beginning.
0:04:24 > 0:04:27We've done two days of chatting and chatting and chatting,
0:04:27 > 0:04:30- but it's been good, hasn't it? - Yeah. I've been with you.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33It's been nice. We've had maybe a little bit too much fun.
0:04:33 > 0:04:35So where are you going after this?
0:04:35 > 0:04:38New York, China, erm......
0:04:38 > 0:04:40And I think that's it, isn't it?
0:04:40 > 0:04:42- Yeah, I'M not doing any... - You're not doing China?
0:04:42 > 0:04:45No, no, no, I lied and told them I'm on a movie.
0:04:45 > 0:04:46LAUGHTER
0:04:47 > 0:04:50Have you sorted out all your visas? Because I know...
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Was it when you were auditioning for the first X-Men...- Oh, my God.
0:04:53 > 0:04:56- Yeah. You had to come here to do it. - This is just, like, let's...
0:04:56 > 0:04:58This is just Humiliate Jennifer Day.
0:04:58 > 0:04:59LAUGHTER
0:04:59 > 0:05:02I was auditioning for the first X-Men.
0:05:02 > 0:05:04My passport was expiring in under six months,
0:05:04 > 0:05:07so apparently you're not supposed to travel, blah, blah, blah.
0:05:07 > 0:05:09So they were like, "Whatever you do, don't tell them
0:05:09 > 0:05:12"that you're here for work, cos they'll ask for a work visa.
0:05:12 > 0:05:15"Say you're here for pleasure." And I'm like, "Oh, my good God.
0:05:15 > 0:05:18"I have to lie. To a customs officer!"
0:05:18 > 0:05:20And so I'm working myself up so much through the line.
0:05:20 > 0:05:22I'm like, "OK, I just have to have a back story.
0:05:22 > 0:05:24"And I have to believe it."
0:05:24 > 0:05:27And so it gets there, and he was like, "Business or pleasure?"
0:05:27 > 0:05:30And I was like, "Pleasure." "What are you doing for pleasure?"
0:05:30 > 0:05:31"My brother's getting married."
0:05:31 > 0:05:34He's like, "Where's he getting married?"
0:05:34 > 0:05:35"Wimbledon."
0:05:35 > 0:05:37LAUGHTER
0:05:37 > 0:05:40"Is he American?" "Yes." "Do you have an invitation?" "No."
0:05:40 > 0:05:43"Are you telling the truth?" "No. No! I'm here for work!
0:05:43 > 0:05:45"And I don't have a work visa and my passport expires
0:05:45 > 0:05:47"and I'm not even supposed to be here!"
0:05:47 > 0:05:50And then I had to sit in a tiny little jail for like five hours
0:05:50 > 0:05:53while they called my employer. I felt tiny.
0:05:54 > 0:05:56But Jack, didn't you have a problem going the other way?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59Yeah, I've just been in New York to do some press in New York.
0:05:59 > 0:06:01And the man at the customs that stamps the passports,
0:06:01 > 0:06:03he was like, "What is your occupation?"
0:06:03 > 0:06:05And I was like, "Uh, comedian."
0:06:05 > 0:06:08He was like, "Are you as funny as Jerry Seinfeld?" I was like, "No."
0:06:08 > 0:06:10He was like, "Correct!"
0:06:10 > 0:06:12LAUGHTER
0:06:12 > 0:06:14APPLAUSE
0:06:15 > 0:06:17Nice to meet you too.
0:06:17 > 0:06:20Oh, dear. Now James and Jennifer are reunited on the big screen
0:06:20 > 0:06:24in X-Men: Apocalypse. It's out next Wednesday, the 18th of May.
0:06:24 > 0:06:29And Jennifer, you're back as Raven/Mystique, Professor X.
0:06:29 > 0:06:32So James, what happens in this one? What's the problem?
0:06:32 > 0:06:34What's the problem? Well...
0:06:34 > 0:06:37Er, you've got a bunch of mutants who are...
0:06:37 > 0:06:39They're not really superheroes, I don't think.
0:06:39 > 0:06:41I think they're like super rejects. That's what we are.
0:06:41 > 0:06:43We're kind of super rejected.
0:06:43 > 0:06:45- And not only...- Speak for yourself!
0:06:45 > 0:06:49No, we do. And we super reject each other as well.
0:06:49 > 0:06:51We want to be this big team, and we keep going, like,
0:06:51 > 0:06:54"I don't like your doctrine! I don't like your politics!"
0:06:54 > 0:06:56Anyway, this big guy comes along, who's blue.
0:06:56 > 0:06:58Played by Oscar Isaac. He thinks he's a God,
0:06:58 > 0:07:00and he decides he's going to wipe the slate clean.
0:07:00 > 0:07:02He's going to destroy all of the humans,
0:07:02 > 0:07:04all the mutants, every single thing.
0:07:04 > 0:07:07And unless we come together as a family,
0:07:07 > 0:07:09basically get together and have a Sunday roast,
0:07:09 > 0:07:12the entire world is going to end.
0:07:12 > 0:07:13Well explained, James McAvoy!
0:07:13 > 0:07:17I was watching Jack's face while he listened.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19- Riveted! - Didn't like the sound of that guy!
0:07:19 > 0:07:23And ladies and gentleman, this is the film where finally,
0:07:23 > 0:07:27your version of Professor X becomes bald.
0:07:27 > 0:07:29- Up here I do, yeah.- Yes.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32Oh, my God. We didn't just, like, assume you lost your pubes.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34I've been doing that for years.
0:07:34 > 0:07:35LAUGHTER
0:07:35 > 0:07:37He finally gets a Brazilian.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41Did you shave your head originally, all the years back ago,
0:07:41 > 0:07:43and they had to put a wig on you or something?
0:07:43 > 0:07:45I shaved it months before I came to the job just to see
0:07:45 > 0:07:47what it would look like, and just to kind of see.
0:07:47 > 0:07:50And then I turned up with about two months growth,
0:07:50 > 0:07:52thinking we'd shave it again, and they were like,
0:07:52 > 0:07:54"What have you done?"
0:07:54 > 0:07:57And so they spent a 17-hour...
0:07:57 > 0:08:00my first of two 17-hour hair extension sessions -
0:08:00 > 0:08:02getting hair extensions put in.
0:08:02 > 0:08:04- Wow.- Yeah, so in all the X-Men movies
0:08:04 > 0:08:06I've either had hair extensions or a wig.
0:08:06 > 0:08:09- But this time proper shavey-offy. - Proper baldy.
0:08:09 > 0:08:12Proper folically challenged. Yeah, that's me, slaphead.
0:08:12 > 0:08:14It looks good. I like it.
0:08:14 > 0:08:16What's the thing with Patrick Stewart,
0:08:16 > 0:08:18that he was somehow involved in the shaving?
0:08:18 > 0:08:20He's been involved since the very beginning.
0:08:20 > 0:08:23When I went to shave my head, I was shaving it and we thought,
0:08:23 > 0:08:26"Hey, while we're at it, why don't we try and FaceTime Patrick?"
0:08:26 > 0:08:28And as we were shaving it, he said,
0:08:28 > 0:08:32"Please bag it up and send me some hair.
0:08:32 > 0:08:35"I could use it." We thought, "Ha-ha-ha, that's funny."
0:08:35 > 0:08:39And then we just walked away, and the hair was on the floor and all that kind of stuff.
0:08:39 > 0:08:41Turns out that the director did bag it up
0:08:41 > 0:08:45and he has all my hair at home in a safe.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47Which is kind of creepy, really.
0:08:47 > 0:08:49- Clear witchcraft.- Yeah, totally.
0:08:49 > 0:08:52- That's... Why would he do that?! - Well, I think...
0:08:52 > 0:08:55- I don't know.- We've asked ourselves that a LOT.
0:08:55 > 0:08:58Is he stuffing a pillow with it? What's he doing?
0:08:58 > 0:09:00I think he made a merkin out of it.
0:09:00 > 0:09:01LAUGHTER
0:09:01 > 0:09:03A salt and pepper merkin.
0:09:03 > 0:09:04Lovely.
0:09:04 > 0:09:07And you are back in the blue,
0:09:07 > 0:09:10but apparently they've simplified the blueing of you.
0:09:10 > 0:09:13Yeah, turns out they never had to do eight hours
0:09:13 > 0:09:14of full-blown body paint, ever.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Oh.
0:09:16 > 0:09:18So do they... Is it CGI now or something, or...?
0:09:18 > 0:09:19No, I wish.
0:09:19 > 0:09:23Then I'd be like, "Maybe take a little off the thigh?"
0:09:23 > 0:09:24LAUGHTER
0:09:24 > 0:09:28No, it's like a blue pantyhose that goes around my whole body
0:09:28 > 0:09:31that I can't sit to pee in.
0:09:31 > 0:09:33Can't do any form of bathroom.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35Like, the guys who made it were like,
0:09:35 > 0:09:37"Well, she's a girl, she doesn't go to the bathroom."
0:09:37 > 0:09:41So I pee standing up out of a funnel.
0:09:41 > 0:09:43- LAUGHTER - A Shewee.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45Yeah. It's called a Go Girl.
0:09:45 > 0:09:47- I've actually burst into her bathroom...- It's true.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50..with a BB gun while she was trying to pee in her funnel.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51He pelted me while I'm like...
0:09:51 > 0:09:53It's so hard to do,
0:09:53 > 0:09:56because you have to stop while you're in the middle of peeing
0:09:56 > 0:09:59to let the rest of it go out - like, there's a whole scientific process.
0:09:59 > 0:10:00LAUGHTER
0:10:00 > 0:10:04And so I'm, like, trying really hard, and there's a lot going on,
0:10:04 > 0:10:06and then he burst in and started pelting me.
0:10:06 > 0:10:08And it wasn't fair cos we were shooting each other with guns,
0:10:08 > 0:10:11but you were all in clothes. And I'm naked.
0:10:11 > 0:10:14We were telling this story the other day, and we were saying, like,
0:10:14 > 0:10:17"So there we were and she's, like, huddled on the floor
0:10:17 > 0:10:19in her bathroom, naked, and me, Nick and Michael..."
0:10:19 > 0:10:21And I'm like, "They're all ganging up on me, and I'm naked!"
0:10:21 > 0:10:24"And we're unloading on her." Then we just went...
0:10:24 > 0:10:26LAUGHTER
0:10:26 > 0:10:28APPLAUSE
0:10:28 > 0:10:31Trust me, you're going to want to see this X-Men.
0:10:32 > 0:10:34- It's a whole different thing.- Yeah.
0:10:34 > 0:10:36Listen, we've got a clip.
0:10:36 > 0:10:39Now, sadly, this is early doors in the film.
0:10:39 > 0:10:41So you've still got hair and...
0:10:41 > 0:10:43- But what hair. - Beautiful hair.- Thank you.
0:10:43 > 0:10:47- And you're not blue. You're Raven. - OK.- So it's Raven returning...
0:10:47 > 0:10:50- You sound disappointed.- No, no, it's all good.- All right, yeah.
0:10:50 > 0:10:53This is Raven returning to the school.
0:10:53 > 0:10:55It's good to see you, Raven.
0:10:55 > 0:10:57- Welcome home.- This isn't my home.
0:10:58 > 0:11:00- It was once.- No, it was your home.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02I just lived here.
0:11:02 > 0:11:04I barely even recognise it now.
0:11:04 > 0:11:06I have plans for this place.
0:11:07 > 0:11:10I mean to turn it into a real campus, university.
0:11:10 > 0:11:13Not just for mutants, either - for humans too.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16Living and working,
0:11:16 > 0:11:17growing together.
0:11:18 > 0:11:20You know, I really believed that once.
0:11:20 > 0:11:23I really believed we could change them.
0:11:24 > 0:11:27- We did.- Just because there's not a war doesn't mean there's peace.
0:11:27 > 0:11:30You want to teach your kids something, teach them that.
0:11:30 > 0:11:33Teach them to fight. Otherwise they might as well live in this house
0:11:33 > 0:11:35- for the rest of their lives. - You still sound just like him.
0:11:35 > 0:11:37You sound just like Erik.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39That's why I'm here.
0:11:40 > 0:11:41He's resurfaced.
0:11:42 > 0:11:45The whole world will be looking for him.
0:11:45 > 0:11:47You can help me find him before they do.
0:11:47 > 0:11:49APPLAUSE
0:11:49 > 0:11:50What's wrong with you?
0:11:53 > 0:11:54What's wrong with you?
0:11:56 > 0:12:00Listen, between the pair of us, that is some serious, serious hair.
0:12:00 > 0:12:01LAUGHTER
0:12:01 > 0:12:02That was a lot of hair.
0:12:02 > 0:12:05Ugh, at least you can tell what gender you are by your voice.
0:12:05 > 0:12:08I can't stand hearing my voice. I'm like, argh!
0:12:08 > 0:12:11I'm also a wildly bad actor.
0:12:11 > 0:12:13Am I the only one that sees it?
0:12:13 > 0:12:15You're the only one. You're the only one.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17Oh, no, now there's going to be tons of comments tonight. "No!"
0:12:17 > 0:12:20"I'm a wildly bad actor. I've only got three Oscars!"
0:12:20 > 0:12:23- "It's hard for me." - You won an Oscar.
0:12:24 > 0:12:27I got nominated and didn't win a TV Choice Award.
0:12:27 > 0:12:28LAUGHTER
0:12:28 > 0:12:30Stop bragging.
0:12:30 > 0:12:31Nominated.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33LAUGHTER
0:12:33 > 0:12:35Danny Dyer won it, so...
0:12:35 > 0:12:37LAUGHTER
0:12:37 > 0:12:40Wow. So, you've talked about the BB gun, but you've also done...
0:12:40 > 0:12:42Did you do a punching game?
0:12:42 > 0:12:44- This is her game. She invented this game.- Whoa!
0:12:44 > 0:12:48What? Oh, no. We're so close. "Don't touch me!
0:12:48 > 0:12:49"Get away from me!"
0:12:49 > 0:12:52I just wanted to protect my drink.
0:12:52 > 0:12:53She taught us this game.
0:12:53 > 0:12:55- I didn't... I brought it. - You did bring it.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58We used to do it in The Hunger Games in, like, a normal way.
0:12:58 > 0:13:01Because you're bored. You know, you spend minimum 12 hours on set.
0:13:01 > 0:13:04So it's like, you know, you see the circle, you get punched.
0:13:04 > 0:13:07And on Hunger Games it's normal. I brought it to these psychos,
0:13:07 > 0:13:12and now it's truly, truly dangerous.
0:13:12 > 0:13:13Did you look?
0:13:13 > 0:13:15LAUGHTER
0:13:16 > 0:13:18That's normal.
0:13:18 > 0:13:20- That was light.- That's terrifying.
0:13:20 > 0:13:23- My God, is this what a vagina looks like?- I'm not looking.
0:13:23 > 0:13:25- Oooh!- Argh!
0:13:27 > 0:13:29LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:13:29 > 0:13:30So if you catch it...
0:13:34 > 0:13:38Jack, just sat there like that, like something's going to happen.
0:13:38 > 0:13:40Like ET with a beard.
0:13:40 > 0:13:42How do I get unloaded on?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44LAUGHTER
0:13:44 > 0:13:46You bat your eyelashes.
0:13:46 > 0:13:48He's like the single guy at a swingers club.
0:13:48 > 0:13:50Just standing there.
0:13:50 > 0:13:52- It's going to happen. - Why did you do that?!
0:13:53 > 0:13:56- Did you just put your finger in my drink?- I'm sorry!
0:13:56 > 0:13:59I was trying to get my hand in there and I didn't realise your drink was there.
0:13:59 > 0:14:02I'm so sorry, I just fingered your gin and tonic.
0:14:02 > 0:14:03LAUGHTER
0:14:03 > 0:14:06You've got no idea what darkness you just got yourself into.
0:14:06 > 0:14:09But Jack Whitehall, on League Of Their Own, you also do pranks.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12- But they're not punchy. You would think they'd be physical.- No.
0:14:12 > 0:14:15- But they're mostly phone-based. - Oh, yeah. Phone-based.- Yeah.
0:14:15 > 0:14:17So we went on a tour of the US - me, Jamie Redknapp
0:14:17 > 0:14:20and Freddie Flintoff from A League Of Their Own.
0:14:20 > 0:14:22And the game of the tour was to steal each others' phones
0:14:22 > 0:14:24and send messages.
0:14:24 > 0:14:27So I got hold of Jamie Redknapp's, who's the footballer.
0:14:27 > 0:14:29I got his phone, and he has a load of old footballers
0:14:29 > 0:14:32that he used to play with in the '90s, when footballers were men.
0:14:32 > 0:14:38So I did a group text message to Stuart Pearce, aka Psycho,
0:14:38 > 0:14:40Dean Saunders and Neil "Razor" Ruddock,
0:14:40 > 0:14:43and I sent them a message saying, "I've got four tickets this Friday
0:14:43 > 0:14:46"to go and see Jersey Boys. Who's in?"
0:14:46 > 0:14:48LAUGHTER
0:14:50 > 0:14:52So that was the first one.
0:14:52 > 0:14:53Then he stole my phone
0:14:53 > 0:14:56and sent a message to Princess Eugenie,
0:14:56 > 0:14:58eighth in line to the throne,
0:14:58 > 0:15:00saying, "I've got a tiny winky."
0:15:01 > 0:15:04- Which...- Did she text back going, "I know"?
0:15:04 > 0:15:06LAUGHTER
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Technically, it was treason. So...
0:15:08 > 0:15:11And then, I think my favourite was, I got Freddie Flintoff's phone
0:15:11 > 0:15:14and I decided I would text Kevin Pietersen.
0:15:14 > 0:15:19- So Kevin Pietersen is the cricketer. He's quite a confident chap.- Yes.
0:15:19 > 0:15:21So I got his phone and sent a message from Freddie
0:15:21 > 0:15:25to Kevin Pietersen saying, "I never said this when we played together,
0:15:25 > 0:15:29"but I respect you so much as a player and as a person."
0:15:29 > 0:15:31So I sent it, no reply. Freddie was like,
0:15:31 > 0:15:33"It's probably not even his number,
0:15:33 > 0:15:35"and even if it is, he's going to know that's not me."
0:15:35 > 0:15:37We forgot about it. Six months later,
0:15:37 > 0:15:40Jamie Redknapp is doing a charity golf day with Kevin Pietersen,
0:15:40 > 0:15:43and on the eighth hole, Kevin turns to him and goes,
0:15:43 > 0:15:44"Can I just say,
0:15:44 > 0:15:47"I got a message recently from Freddie.
0:15:47 > 0:15:49"He never said any of that stuff to me as a player,
0:15:49 > 0:15:52"but for him to say that, it meant a great deal."
0:15:52 > 0:15:54LAUGHTER
0:15:54 > 0:15:55So good.
0:15:55 > 0:15:57APPLAUSE
0:16:01 > 0:16:03- Guys, guys.- Sorry, sorry.
0:16:04 > 0:16:07- It's a chat show, not a whispering show.- Sorry.
0:16:07 > 0:16:10- We have our...- We were just debating whether we should tell you
0:16:10 > 0:16:14- this text message. - So I had Nick's phone one time...
0:16:15 > 0:16:17The first time I ever met her, she did this. Go on.
0:16:17 > 0:16:19OK. So I had Nick's phone.
0:16:19 > 0:16:20Oh, there he is.
0:16:20 > 0:16:25And we were in a group message with Fassbender and McAvoy
0:16:25 > 0:16:27and Josh Helman, another actor in the movie.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29And I was like...
0:16:29 > 0:16:30SHE GIGGLES EVILLY
0:16:30 > 0:16:34And so I wrote this, like, really serious and emotional text
0:16:34 > 0:16:36and was like, "Guys, this is super embarrassing."
0:16:36 > 0:16:38And I knew how to kind of write like Nick.
0:16:38 > 0:16:44Like, instead of "cause", C-A-U-S-E, C-O-S, "cos". You know.
0:16:44 > 0:16:46And I was like, "I know this sounds silly
0:16:46 > 0:16:49"and this is really embarrassing, but have you guys ever...
0:16:49 > 0:16:51"Like...
0:16:51 > 0:16:53"God, this is so embarrassing -
0:16:53 > 0:16:55"lactated from your nipples?"
0:16:55 > 0:16:57LAUGHTER
0:16:57 > 0:16:59And all of them wrote back.
0:17:01 > 0:17:04James was like, "Dude, that sounds really serious.
0:17:04 > 0:17:07"Honestly, you should go to a doctor,
0:17:07 > 0:17:10"you might have a hormone problem."
0:17:10 > 0:17:12LAUGHTER
0:17:12 > 0:17:15Fassbender wrote back, "I don't see what this has to do with anything."
0:17:15 > 0:17:18LAUGHTER
0:17:18 > 0:17:19"Dude."
0:17:19 > 0:17:22If I was in the X-Men, that would be my superpower.
0:17:22 > 0:17:24LAUGHTER
0:17:24 > 0:17:27- Mammary.- Mammary Man.
0:17:30 > 0:17:33Now, very quickly, I've got to ask you - lots of rumours
0:17:33 > 0:17:37- that you guys are now X-Men'd out. - We're done.- You're ex-X-Men.
0:17:37 > 0:17:38- We're over.- Are you?- No, no.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40It doesn't even matter if we say we are.
0:17:40 > 0:17:43Yeah, I don't see what this has to do with anything.
0:17:43 > 0:17:44LAUGHTER
0:17:44 > 0:17:46No, look, if they write good stuff for us,
0:17:46 > 0:17:47and like you always say,
0:17:47 > 0:17:50- if schedules work out and if they pay you enough money, then...- Yeah.
0:17:50 > 0:17:52- That's first. - Everything is possible.
0:17:52 > 0:17:54And Simon is right here - are you here, Simon?
0:17:54 > 0:17:57- Who writes it.- Where is Simon? - He writes incredible stuff.
0:17:57 > 0:17:59So if he keeps writing incredible stuff,
0:17:59 > 0:18:02- I'm sure we're all going to do it. - Oh, OK.- And I was deadly serious,
0:18:02 > 0:18:05I would play someone that spews milk out of my tits.
0:18:05 > 0:18:07Just make the baddie lactose intolerant and I'm in.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09LAUGHTER
0:18:09 > 0:18:11APPLAUSE
0:18:13 > 0:18:15- I'm on board.- But Jack,
0:18:15 > 0:18:17you would be a very good superhero.
0:18:17 > 0:18:21Because we've got a picture of Jack as an adorable superhero.
0:18:21 > 0:18:22Look at that!
0:18:22 > 0:18:24LAUGHTER
0:18:24 > 0:18:27Whoa. What are you doing with your arm?
0:18:29 > 0:18:31Someone wasn't paying attention.
0:18:33 > 0:18:36- Why are you...- I'm Kimberly, the Pink Power Ranger.
0:18:36 > 0:18:39But is that a serving bowl on your head?
0:18:39 > 0:18:41I don't know.
0:18:41 > 0:18:45That is the kid that would get killed first in The Hunger Games.
0:18:45 > 0:18:46LAUGHTER
0:18:47 > 0:18:51Now, Jack Whitehall, ladies and gentlemen, is in a Hollywood movie.
0:18:51 > 0:18:53AUDIENCE: Ooooh!
0:18:53 > 0:18:54- Yes.- Thank you.
0:18:54 > 0:18:58It's Mother's Day and it comes out here on the June the 10th.
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Is that you?
0:18:59 > 0:19:00No!
0:19:00 > 0:19:02That's Julia Roberts!
0:19:02 > 0:19:03LAUGHTER
0:19:03 > 0:19:07It's by the same people who made New Year's Day and Valentine's Day.
0:19:07 > 0:19:10And like, this is big. I mean, it IS Julia Roberts.
0:19:10 > 0:19:11Was that kind of intimidating?
0:19:11 > 0:19:13Because you are in scenes with Julia Roberts.
0:19:13 > 0:19:15Yeah, I think it's quite intimidating.
0:19:15 > 0:19:19I think when she got over the fact I was the guy from Bad Education,
0:19:19 > 0:19:21- she settled into it. - LAUGHTER
0:19:21 > 0:19:24But, no, it was amazing. Yeah.
0:19:24 > 0:19:27Nearly all of my scenes were with Julia Roberts.
0:19:27 > 0:19:30- That's nuts, isn't it? - I know, it was quite weird.
0:19:30 > 0:19:32No, it was very exciting to do.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35I was brought back down to earth very quickly,
0:19:35 > 0:19:37because I did this film, I flew out to America
0:19:37 > 0:19:39I filmed all these scenes with Julia Roberts.
0:19:39 > 0:19:42And then I flew back to England - my first job,
0:19:42 > 0:19:44literally driven from the airport to a studio
0:19:44 > 0:19:46to record a voice-over for Asda.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48LAUGHTER
0:19:48 > 0:19:51I want to know, I genuinely do,
0:19:51 > 0:19:53who do you play in this film, Jack?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56I play, get ready for it,
0:19:56 > 0:19:58an English stand-up comedian.
0:19:58 > 0:19:59Hey!
0:19:59 > 0:20:01Working in America.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03It's a role I took quite a long run up at.
0:20:03 > 0:20:05- About ten years.- You went deep.
0:20:05 > 0:20:09I went really deep. I play a father, which is not...
0:20:09 > 0:20:11- A huge stretch.- Yeah, no,
0:20:11 > 0:20:13absolutely no children whatsoever in the old real life,
0:20:13 > 0:20:15but in this, there was a baby.
0:20:15 > 0:20:17Well, actually, should we stop and have a look at a clip?
0:20:17 > 0:20:19- This is a clip...- Let's see me doing some acting.
0:20:19 > 0:20:21Yeah, this is you doing some acting.
0:20:21 > 0:20:23It's you as a stand-up preparing to go on stage.
0:20:23 > 0:20:26It's the kind of acting that nearly got me a TV Choice award.
0:20:26 > 0:20:28LAUGHTER
0:20:28 > 0:20:30The competition is worth 5,000.
0:20:30 > 0:20:32Zack Zim, you're in the finals.
0:20:32 > 0:20:34By default. Good for you.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36Oh!
0:20:36 > 0:20:39That is the most adorable baby I've ever seen.
0:20:39 > 0:20:42- Would you be able to watch her while I do my set?- No.
0:20:42 > 0:20:45Welcome to the stage, Zack Zim.
0:20:45 > 0:20:47Zack Zim. He's very... Oh, that's you.
0:20:47 > 0:20:51All right, go on out there, kid. Come on, I'm rooting for you. I'll be out front.
0:20:51 > 0:20:52This wasn't planned.
0:20:52 > 0:20:54Coming out here with her wasn't planned.
0:20:54 > 0:20:56Not SHE wasn't planned, I mean.
0:20:56 > 0:20:59Although to be fair, you were a little bit of a surprise.
0:20:59 > 0:21:00Didn't like that joke.
0:21:00 > 0:21:02Aww!
0:21:02 > 0:21:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Presumably you had to spend a lot of time with that baby?
0:21:10 > 0:21:12Yes, I went to visit the lady
0:21:12 > 0:21:14who owned the baby.
0:21:14 > 0:21:17LAUGHTER
0:21:17 > 0:21:21And I had to learn how to change its nappy for a scene.
0:21:21 > 0:21:24So I had to do that for an entire day, changing these nappies.
0:21:24 > 0:21:26- You did an entire day of changing nappies?- Yeah.
0:21:26 > 0:21:28Oh, it's so hard, and they're wriggling around,
0:21:28 > 0:21:30and he's kicking shit in your eye, and...
0:21:30 > 0:21:32So I did it all and then went to see the film,
0:21:32 > 0:21:35- and they've cut the scene where I change the nappy.- Aw!
0:21:35 > 0:21:38My dad's quite old, so I might have to use it quite soon.
0:21:38 > 0:21:40LAUGHTER
0:21:40 > 0:21:45Now, you as a little boy, Jack, it does seem you were slightly...
0:21:45 > 0:21:48- Did you have any...- Friends? - ..normal clothes?
0:21:48 > 0:21:50You just seemed to dress up all the time.
0:21:50 > 0:21:52Oh, my God!
0:21:52 > 0:21:55- Oh, my God.- Your producer asked me for one photograph
0:21:55 > 0:22:00of me as a Power Ranger, and I gave her my mother's e-mail address.
0:22:00 > 0:22:02- And clearly my mother has... - That was a huge mistake.
0:22:02 > 0:22:06That's just free rein to give you every photograph that has ever been taken of me.
0:22:06 > 0:22:08Wait till you see what's coming up!
0:22:08 > 0:22:11- But you were slightly obsessed by Robin Hood?- I loved Robin Hood.
0:22:11 > 0:22:13"This is a video of your circumcision."
0:22:13 > 0:22:15I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
0:22:15 > 0:22:17You're British, we know you're not circumcised.
0:22:17 > 0:22:19Robin's hood is very much on.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21LAUGHTER
0:22:24 > 0:22:26Now, Jack, you have an announcement to make.
0:22:26 > 0:22:28It's not that you're pregnant, I believe.
0:22:28 > 0:22:31- But you have an announcement. - Yes, I have a tour.
0:22:31 > 0:22:33I'm going on tour next year. Doing some stand-up...
0:22:33 > 0:22:36- AUDIENCE MEMBER WHOOPS - Thank you, one lady is coming.
0:22:36 > 0:22:37Fantastic.
0:22:37 > 0:22:40- But it's mad that this tour is 2017. - 2017, yeah.- Wow.
0:22:40 > 0:22:44So I got the dates, cos I always forget them
0:22:44 > 0:22:46when I come on this show.
0:22:46 > 0:22:47February 2017.
0:22:47 > 0:22:49I start in Glasgow on the 2nd of February.
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Then Liverpool, Wembley...
0:22:51 > 0:22:53- I could just hold them up. - Oh, my God!
0:22:53 > 0:22:55LAUGHTER There you go. That's perfect.
0:22:55 > 0:22:56And, boom.
0:22:56 > 0:22:58APPLAUSE
0:22:58 > 0:22:59He's all over it.
0:23:03 > 0:23:07- Tickets on sale... - Yeah, you can't actually book now.
0:23:07 > 0:23:09You can book on the 20th of May.
0:23:09 > 0:23:10- Yeah, so that's...- 2016.
0:23:10 > 0:23:13- Don't, I want it!- Sorry, yes, you have it. There.- I'm coming.
0:23:13 > 0:23:15You're coming with her.
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Now, presumably this tour will be... It's a British tour.
0:23:18 > 0:23:20- You're not going abroad. - It's a British tour, yeah.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23Because you're not keen on anywhere where there's a language barrier.
0:23:23 > 0:23:25- OK. - LAUGHTER
0:23:25 > 0:23:27This story. I knew you'd want this...
0:23:27 > 0:23:30Yes. Well, no, I'm not great with the old language barrier.
0:23:30 > 0:23:33I was in Spain and I was in a restaurant,
0:23:33 > 0:23:37and I needed to use the facilities in this restaurant.
0:23:37 > 0:23:39So I popped off, and I don't want to go into too much detail,
0:23:39 > 0:23:42but I needed to drop the kids off at the pool.
0:23:42 > 0:23:43LAUGHTER
0:23:43 > 0:23:45So I did that.
0:23:45 > 0:23:47I went to flush - didn't work. Flushed again.
0:23:47 > 0:23:50Six, seven times I tried to get it down, James - would not go.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52So I was like, I'm going to do the right thing.
0:23:52 > 0:23:54I'm not just going to do a hit and run and leave it here.
0:23:54 > 0:23:58I'll go and tell someone that that there's a problem with their facilities.
0:23:58 > 0:24:01So I went out into the restaurant, I found the waiter. Unfortunately
0:24:01 > 0:24:03he didn't speak a word of English, I don't speak any Spanish.
0:24:03 > 0:24:05So I ended up...
0:24:05 > 0:24:07Ended up having to kind of gesture to this man.
0:24:07 > 0:24:09Going, "Yes, could you just come here?
0:24:09 > 0:24:12"No, no, no, leave them alone, just follow me."
0:24:12 > 0:24:15I ushered him into the toilet.
0:24:15 > 0:24:17I pointed at my poo.
0:24:17 > 0:24:18I went to flush.
0:24:18 > 0:24:20It went down straightaway.
0:24:20 > 0:24:22LAUGHTER
0:24:22 > 0:24:24How weird did I look?!
0:24:24 > 0:24:25APPLAUSE
0:24:25 > 0:24:28Like I just invited him into the toilet
0:24:28 > 0:24:30to say goodbye to my shit.
0:24:30 > 0:24:33"Come on, let's give it a proper send-off." Flush!
0:24:33 > 0:24:35# Rule Britannia!
0:24:36 > 0:24:38Do you have a tissue?
0:24:38 > 0:24:41- Could we fly in a tissue for this young woman?- Oh, yeah. Can we...
0:24:41 > 0:24:42A tissue? A tissue?
0:24:42 > 0:24:45Where's the bodyguard? Beginning to lactate. We need some...
0:24:45 > 0:24:49- Oh, look! Oh, my God, I'm so organised!- Aw!
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Wow.
0:24:51 > 0:24:54- Sorry.- Is it weird you have a box of tissues right beside your computer?
0:24:54 > 0:24:56I think it's very odd.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58Welcome to my home!
0:24:58 > 0:25:00LAUGHTER
0:25:00 > 0:25:02Right, it is time for our next guest.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05This man has given us some of the most memorable movie characters
0:25:05 > 0:25:07of the last 25 years. Edward Scissorhands, Willy Wonka
0:25:07 > 0:25:09and of course, Captain Jack Sparrow.
0:25:09 > 0:25:12Now he returns as the Mad Hatter in Alice Through The Looking Glass.
0:25:12 > 0:25:14Please welcome Johnny Depp!
0:25:14 > 0:25:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:25:25 > 0:25:26Lovely. Lovely to see you.
0:25:26 > 0:25:28Have a seat.
0:25:36 > 0:25:39APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:25:39 > 0:25:40Johnny Depp!
0:25:41 > 0:25:43It's exciting.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45Have a seat, too, have a seat.
0:25:45 > 0:25:46Lovely to see you. How are you, sir?
0:25:46 > 0:25:49- I'm all right.- Good, good, you're very welcome.
0:25:49 > 0:25:52Do you know all these people or is this a meeting?
0:25:52 > 0:25:53- This is a meeting.- Oh, lovely.
0:25:53 > 0:25:55Who is this?
0:25:55 > 0:25:56LAUGHTER
0:25:56 > 0:25:59I want you to know that I can't not see you
0:25:59 > 0:26:01on the toilet now.
0:26:01 > 0:26:02LAUGHTER
0:26:04 > 0:26:06- ENGLISH ACCENT:- I like the cut of your jib.
0:26:06 > 0:26:09LAUGHTER
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Thank you, Johnny.- Have you got a slight erection right now?
0:26:11 > 0:26:15I'm just glad Johnny wasn't out for the awkward customs chat at the beginning!
0:26:15 > 0:26:17Oh, yes. LAUGHTER
0:26:17 > 0:26:19- Awkward customs?- Customs stories.
0:26:20 > 0:26:22No, no, listen,
0:26:22 > 0:26:24my gerbils are clean.
0:26:24 > 0:26:25LAUGHTER
0:26:25 > 0:26:29Now, there's been stuff in the papers, I don't know if it's true -
0:26:29 > 0:26:31are you moving here, Johnny?
0:26:32 > 0:26:34- Is this the move to Manchester?- Yes.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38It's possible, I guess.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- OK.- I mean...- Have you gone to see a house in Manchester?
0:26:41 > 0:26:43No, I haven't.
0:26:43 > 0:26:46No, I've actually never been to Manchester.
0:26:46 > 0:26:47LAUGHTER
0:26:47 > 0:26:49I'm sorry, I've always wanted to go.
0:26:49 > 0:26:52- But, yeah, no, I've never been.- OK.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- But I'll take a house there. I mean, why not?- Do it!- Yeah.
0:26:55 > 0:26:59- Yes.- Apparently I already live in Bath as well.- Oh, really?
0:26:59 > 0:27:02Yeah, I was seen buying spatulas and stuff.
0:27:02 > 0:27:04LAUGHTER
0:27:04 > 0:27:06That's a very good celebrity sighting.
0:27:06 > 0:27:08Johnny Depp buying a spatula in Bath.
0:27:08 > 0:27:12It might be my favourite of my own, yeah.
0:27:12 > 0:27:14Now, you're in town because the new movie,
0:27:14 > 0:27:17Alice Through The Looking Glass, it's coming out on the 27th of May.
0:27:17 > 0:27:19I knew the first movie was a success.
0:27:19 > 0:27:23I didn't realise how big - it took over 1 billion.
0:27:23 > 0:27:26- It's one of the most successful films of all time.- Is that right?
0:27:26 > 0:27:27- Yeah!- What?!
0:27:27 > 0:27:30- More than an X-Men? - More than anything.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32- More than Bad Education?- Yes!
0:27:32 > 0:27:33LAUGHTER
0:27:33 > 0:27:35Yes.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38Alice Through The Looking Glass - you return as the Mad Hatter,
0:27:38 > 0:27:41and in this one Alice is travelling through time.
0:27:41 > 0:27:43- Yes.- OK.
0:27:44 > 0:27:47And everyone's back - Matt Lucas is back, Helena Bonham Carter,
0:27:47 > 0:27:50- but Sacha Baron Cohen is in this one.- No, he's not back.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52No, he's not back, but he's in it. He's in it.
0:27:52 > 0:27:54Oh, yeah, of course he's in it.
0:27:54 > 0:27:56LAUGHTER
0:27:56 > 0:27:58Yeah, Sacha's...
0:27:58 > 0:28:00He plays Time.
0:28:00 > 0:28:02He plays Father Time, basically.
0:28:02 > 0:28:04And it was...
0:28:04 > 0:28:07We've known each other for a good long while,
0:28:07 > 0:28:09and I've always admired him, you know.
0:28:10 > 0:28:13Back since Ali G. And so...
0:28:13 > 0:28:15- SCATTERED LAUGHTER - Why is that funny?
0:28:15 > 0:28:16LAUGHTER
0:28:16 > 0:28:20We've got a clip. This is you as the young Mad Hatter, meeting -
0:28:20 > 0:28:23because of the travelling through time business,
0:28:23 > 0:28:26- you're meeting Alice for the first time.- OK, good.- OK.
0:28:28 > 0:28:29Hatter?
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Hatter?
0:28:32 > 0:28:33Oh!
0:28:33 > 0:28:35It's you!
0:28:35 > 0:28:36You're you again!
0:28:36 > 0:28:38Well, if I'm not, I wish I was.
0:28:40 > 0:28:42- Have we met?- Yes!
0:28:42 > 0:28:44Well, no - I mean, not yet.
0:28:44 > 0:28:46It's funny, I feel I should know you.
0:28:46 > 0:28:48Well, we have met once, when I was younger.
0:28:48 > 0:28:51- Oh, well, I must say I don't recall. - That's because it hasn't happened yet.
0:28:51 > 0:28:53Ooh. When will it happen?
0:28:53 > 0:28:56Years from now, when you're older.
0:28:56 > 0:28:59I'll meet you when you're younger and I'm older?
0:28:59 > 0:29:01I realise it doesn't make much sense.
0:29:01 > 0:29:03Makes perfect sense to me.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05- I'm Tarrant.- I know. I'm Alice.
0:29:05 > 0:29:07Alice.
0:29:07 > 0:29:09We seem to have time all mixed up.
0:29:09 > 0:29:11APPLAUSE
0:29:14 > 0:29:17Now, we know you do this thing as an actor,
0:29:17 > 0:29:20you love transforming, you like being consumed by characters.
0:29:20 > 0:29:22- Like me.- Very like you.
0:29:22 > 0:29:24- As an English stand-up comedian. - Yeah.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27- LAUGHTER - We're going to hide together.
0:29:27 > 0:29:28In costumes.
0:29:28 > 0:29:31But your latest one is phenomenal.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34This - this is a picture of Johnny Depp
0:29:34 > 0:29:36- as Donald Trump.- What?!
0:29:36 > 0:29:39- Oh!- Isn't it amazing?
0:29:39 > 0:29:41- Wow. What was that for, Johnny? - Oh, my God.
0:29:41 > 0:29:43That was just for me.
0:29:43 > 0:29:44LAUGHTER
0:29:44 > 0:29:47You wanted to know what it felt like to be that awesome?
0:29:47 > 0:29:51I never thought I wanted to kill Johnny Depp before.
0:29:51 > 0:29:52LAUGHTER
0:29:52 > 0:29:54I can only say that you should.
0:29:54 > 0:29:55LAUGHTER
0:29:55 > 0:29:59How did it come up? Did you already do a Donald Trump impression?
0:29:59 > 0:30:00No, no, no.
0:30:00 > 0:30:04And I had no idea if I could not, and I still don't. But I...
0:30:04 > 0:30:08I mean, Adam McKay, who I admire greatly
0:30:08 > 0:30:11and who's one of the funniest humans alive -
0:30:11 > 0:30:14we had a meeting, and we were sitting there talking, and he said,
0:30:14 > 0:30:18"How would you like to do a feature film in four days?"
0:30:18 > 0:30:22And I went, "I like that idea."
0:30:22 > 0:30:26And then he said, "How would you like to play Donald Trump?"
0:30:26 > 0:30:28And I loved that idea.
0:30:28 > 0:30:29LAUGHTER
0:30:29 > 0:30:32I didn't care if I knew I was capable or not, you know.
0:30:32 > 0:30:34I wanted to try.
0:30:34 > 0:30:39Yeah, so I did my bit as Donald Trump.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42You don't want to be Donald Trump.
0:30:42 > 0:30:43LAUGHTER
0:30:43 > 0:30:46Because he's... The way he speaks is very specific.
0:30:46 > 0:30:48Yeah.
0:30:48 > 0:30:50Were you telling all the Mexicans to get off set?
0:30:50 > 0:30:52LAUGHTER
0:30:52 > 0:30:55- IMITATING TRUMP:- I told them to build - me - that - wall.
0:30:55 > 0:30:57I want a sensational wall.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59LAUGHTER
0:30:59 > 0:31:00I want a fabulous wall.
0:31:02 > 0:31:04I don't remember what the question was,
0:31:04 > 0:31:07but it doesn't matter cos I'm not going to answer it anyway.
0:31:07 > 0:31:08- Oh, my God.- Very good.
0:31:08 > 0:31:10- It's amazing.- Wow.
0:31:10 > 0:31:12CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:31:17 > 0:31:20Have you met the Trump at all at things, Jennifer?
0:31:20 > 0:31:23- I haven't, no.- The Donald. - I was at a concert
0:31:23 > 0:31:25that I heard he was attending.
0:31:25 > 0:31:27So I had my full security -
0:31:27 > 0:31:30I was like, "Find Donald Trump," cos I was just...
0:31:30 > 0:31:34I was adamant on finding him and then making a video
0:31:34 > 0:31:35of me going, "Hey, Trump,
0:31:35 > 0:31:37"fuck you."
0:31:37 > 0:31:40LAUGHTER
0:31:42 > 0:31:46I wouldn't rest. I wouldn't rest until I found him.
0:31:46 > 0:31:48I think he knew I was looking for him.
0:31:48 > 0:31:50Now, one of the things about being Johnny Depp
0:31:50 > 0:31:53is people must want to come up and say hi,
0:31:53 > 0:31:55they want selfies and things.
0:31:55 > 0:31:57Do you have any sort of sympathy for those people?
0:31:57 > 0:32:00Cos how young were you when you met Iggy Pop?
0:32:00 > 0:32:03- Your band was supporting him, is that how it happened?- Yeah.
0:32:03 > 0:32:07I was, um... 17 years old.
0:32:07 > 0:32:08We were on tour.
0:32:08 > 0:32:11We sort of did a lot of opening act stuff, you know, around.
0:32:11 > 0:32:16And we had two shows with Iggy Pop in Gainesville.
0:32:16 > 0:32:18I mean, Iggy was one of my heroes, you know.
0:32:19 > 0:32:22So I'm 17 years old. We do the gigs with Iggy.
0:32:22 > 0:32:23It's the second night.
0:32:23 > 0:32:26I know he's splitting. I'll never see him again.
0:32:26 > 0:32:29I want to meet him, but I don't want to go...
0:32:29 > 0:32:32- MUMBLING AWKWARDLY:- "I'm a really big fan of your music."
0:32:32 > 0:32:36I don't know, it just... I needed something different.
0:32:36 > 0:32:39So I got, you know,
0:32:39 > 0:32:42incoherently drunk.
0:32:42 > 0:32:43LAUGHTER
0:32:43 > 0:32:45Pints of, like, vodka,
0:32:45 > 0:32:48just to work up the nerve to say something idiotic.
0:32:48 > 0:32:51Which you shouldn't have to do.
0:32:51 > 0:32:55So, yeah, uh, he was walking around with a beagle -
0:32:55 > 0:32:57I don't know why -
0:32:57 > 0:33:00after the show. You know, the lights are on.
0:33:00 > 0:33:02He doesn't know why either.
0:33:02 > 0:33:06So I thought, I'll get him.
0:33:06 > 0:33:08And I just started screaming...
0:33:09 > 0:33:12- DRUNKENLY:- "Iggy Flop!
0:33:12 > 0:33:13"Piggy slop!"
0:33:13 > 0:33:15LAUGHTER
0:33:15 > 0:33:18And a few other, God knows what - you know,
0:33:18 > 0:33:21I'm not sure what more rhymes with that.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23He walked over to me
0:33:23 > 0:33:25with this beagle on a leash.
0:33:25 > 0:33:28And he got, like, that close to my face.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32And I'm looking at Iggy Pop's blue eyes.
0:33:33 > 0:33:37And he takes so much time and he just says...
0:33:39 > 0:33:40"You little turd."
0:33:40 > 0:33:42LAUGHTER
0:33:42 > 0:33:44APPLAUSE
0:33:48 > 0:33:53To this day, it's one of the best moments of my life.
0:33:53 > 0:33:55We must also say, Pirates Of The Caribbean -
0:33:55 > 0:33:58you've finished Pirates Of The Caribbean, it's on the way now?
0:33:58 > 0:34:00Erm... Well, yeah.
0:34:00 > 0:34:04I mean, it doesn't come out until like May of 2017 or something.
0:34:04 > 0:34:07Do you know who's going to be really excited to see that?
0:34:07 > 0:34:09- Good God, who?- Young captain Jack at the end there.
0:34:09 > 0:34:11Why?
0:34:11 > 0:34:13- Oh, for God's sake! - LAUGHTER
0:34:13 > 0:34:16Why has she given you every photo?!
0:34:16 > 0:34:17Oh, my God.
0:34:17 > 0:34:20- APPLAUSE - Oh, my God.
0:34:22 > 0:34:25Did you own any regular clothes as a child?
0:34:25 > 0:34:28That's my granny and grandad as well.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31I made my granny and grandad come as sailors
0:34:31 > 0:34:34and my grandad looks like he's in a Jean Paul Gaultier advert!
0:34:34 > 0:34:36LAUGHTER
0:34:38 > 0:34:40APPLAUSE Oh, dear.
0:34:41 > 0:34:43- There you go.- Thank you.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46OK, it's time for music.
0:34:46 > 0:34:48This multi-Grammy-winning singer found fame
0:34:48 > 0:34:50as one of the Black Eyed Peas
0:34:50 > 0:34:52and has now gone on to huge solo success.
0:34:52 > 0:34:55Performing his new single, Boys and Girls, featuring Pia Mia,
0:34:55 > 0:34:57please welcome will.i.am.
0:34:57 > 0:35:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:35:05 > 0:35:06# All I wanna do
0:35:08 > 0:35:11# Oh, oh
0:35:12 > 0:35:13# Oh, oh
0:35:13 > 0:35:15# All I wanna do
0:35:17 > 0:35:19# Oh, oh
0:35:21 > 0:35:22# Oh, oh
0:35:22 > 0:35:25# We get messed up way before the party
0:35:25 > 0:35:27# Turnt up, hotel lobby
0:35:27 > 0:35:29# Fast life like a Ducati
0:35:29 > 0:35:31# Spending money like I'm from Saudi
0:35:31 > 0:35:34# Bagging honeys with the bad bodies
0:35:34 > 0:35:36# See me cooling with the black barbies
0:35:36 > 0:35:38# I got brain cause she a smarty
0:35:38 > 0:35:41# And now I'm feeling like la-di-da-di
0:35:41 > 0:35:42# Hey!
0:35:42 > 0:35:45# Wait a second, wait a minute I don't think you're ready for it
0:35:45 > 0:35:47# Hey!
0:35:47 > 0:35:49# Party like a pro, baby I don't gotta train for it
0:35:49 > 0:35:51# Oooh
0:35:51 > 0:35:54# Drinking all the liquor And I ain't even paying for it
0:35:54 > 0:35:55# Whoa
0:35:55 > 0:35:58# Any second, any minute We about to sing the chorus
0:36:00 > 0:36:04# The girls wanna play with boys And the boys wanna play with girls
0:36:04 > 0:36:06# And the girls wanna play with girls
0:36:06 > 0:36:07# Boys wanna play with boys
0:36:07 > 0:36:09# So, boy, don't you love this world?
0:36:09 > 0:36:12# The girls wanna play with boys And the boys wanna play with girls
0:36:12 > 0:36:14# And the girls wanna play with girls
0:36:14 > 0:36:16# Boys wanna play with boys
0:36:16 > 0:36:18# So, boy, don't you love this world?
0:36:18 > 0:36:20# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh,
0:36:20 > 0:36:21# Oh-oh-oh
0:36:21 > 0:36:23# Oh-oh, oh-oh oh
0:36:23 > 0:36:25# Oh-oh, oh
0:36:26 > 0:36:27# Hey!
0:36:27 > 0:36:29# Baby, we don't stop and we don't quit
0:36:29 > 0:36:32# In the club like we own it
0:36:32 > 0:36:34# Too, too legit
0:36:34 > 0:36:36# Up in this and we so lit
0:36:36 > 0:36:38# Oh, my God, oh, my goodness
0:36:38 > 0:36:41# Feel good cos I'm sipping on goodness
0:36:41 > 0:36:42# Two drinks, got two fists
0:36:42 > 0:36:45# Three chicks, got two, four, six tits
0:36:45 > 0:36:46# Hey!
0:36:46 > 0:36:49# Wait a second, wait a minute Take you to the next level
0:36:49 > 0:36:51# Hey!
0:36:51 > 0:36:54# Turn up the bass Turn up the tre-treble
0:36:54 > 0:36:55# Oooh
0:36:55 > 0:36:58# Party like an animal Party like a re-rebel
0:36:58 > 0:36:59# Whoa
0:36:59 > 0:37:02# Any second, any minute We about to get in trouble
0:37:04 > 0:37:08# The girls wanna play with boys And the boys wanna play with girls
0:37:08 > 0:37:10# And the girls wanna play with girls
0:37:10 > 0:37:12# Boys wanna play with boys
0:37:12 > 0:37:13# So, boy, don't you love this world?
0:37:13 > 0:37:17# The girls wanna play with boys And the boys wanna play with girls
0:37:17 > 0:37:19# And the girls wanna play with girls
0:37:19 > 0:37:21# Boys wanna play with boys
0:37:21 > 0:37:22# So, boy, don't you love this world?
0:37:22 > 0:37:24# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh
0:37:24 > 0:37:26# Oh-oh-oh
0:37:26 > 0:37:28# Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
0:37:28 > 0:37:31# Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
0:37:31 > 0:37:35# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
0:37:35 > 0:37:37# Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
0:37:37 > 0:37:38# Oh-oh
0:37:40 > 0:37:41# All I wanna do
0:37:41 > 0:37:44# Turn up, that's all I wanna do
0:37:44 > 0:37:46# I stay so fly, I flew
0:37:46 > 0:37:48- # Yeah, baby, no lie, that's true - Oh, oh
0:37:48 > 0:37:50# Yeah, baby, we're cool like, whoo
0:37:50 > 0:37:52# Me and Pia, we cool like, whoo
0:37:52 > 0:37:54# Yeah
0:37:54 > 0:37:57# The girls wanna play with boys And the boys wanna play with girls
0:37:57 > 0:37:59# And the girls wanna play with girls
0:37:59 > 0:38:00# Boys wanna play with boys
0:38:00 > 0:38:02# So, boy, don't you love this world?
0:38:02 > 0:38:05# The girls wanna play with boys And the boys wanna play with girls
0:38:05 > 0:38:08# And the girls wanna play with girls
0:38:08 > 0:38:10# And the girls wanna play with girls
0:38:10 > 0:38:12# Come on
0:38:12 > 0:38:14# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
0:38:14 > 0:38:17# Oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
0:38:17 > 0:38:18# Oh-oh
0:38:19 > 0:38:21- # Oh, oh - Hey! #
0:38:21 > 0:38:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:26 > 0:38:29Will.i.am, everybody!
0:38:29 > 0:38:30Come over and chat.
0:38:31 > 0:38:33Our thanks to Pia Mia as well.
0:38:34 > 0:38:36Well done, sir. Lovely to see you.
0:38:36 > 0:38:38Come and sit down, meet everybody.
0:38:38 > 0:38:41Jack, James, Jennifer, Johnny.
0:38:44 > 0:38:46- Good to see you, buddy. You all right?- Yeah, good.
0:38:46 > 0:38:48- Nice to see you.- Where do I sit?
0:38:48 > 0:38:51- Where do you want me? Here? - At the end there.- Right here!
0:38:51 > 0:38:53- Everyone shove up. You're in there. - Not the chair over there?
0:38:53 > 0:38:55There you go.
0:38:55 > 0:38:57Now, that's the new single - it's out now, presumably?
0:38:57 > 0:38:59Yeah, it's out right now. iTunes.
0:38:59 > 0:39:01And Pia Mia - now, who's Pia Mia?
0:39:01 > 0:39:04- Pia Mia is this awesome artist from this place called Guam.- OK.
0:39:04 > 0:39:09Yeah, so for those that don't know, Guam, it's in Southeast Asia.
0:39:09 > 0:39:10Not Philippines,
0:39:10 > 0:39:13not, you know, Bangkok - it's Guam.
0:39:13 > 0:39:15She's awesome.
0:39:15 > 0:39:20Now, I have read, Will, that you have this amazing amount of music
0:39:20 > 0:39:23that you haven't released, but tracks with extraordinary artists
0:39:23 > 0:39:25like Michael Jackson and Prince and people like that.
0:39:25 > 0:39:27Will you ever release those tracks?
0:39:27 > 0:39:30No, because you know, especially artists like Michael Jackson,
0:39:30 > 0:39:35where working with Michael Jackson is his critique and his two cents,
0:39:35 > 0:39:38so you know, without him guiding on completing it,
0:39:38 > 0:39:41it's not my right to do that.
0:39:41 > 0:39:44He was a friend. So I wouldn't do that.
0:39:44 > 0:39:46What was the story that you brought Michael Jackson and... Yes.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48APPLAUSE
0:39:51 > 0:39:54You brought Michael Jackson and Prince together.
0:39:54 > 0:39:57Yeah, so one time we had a show in Vegas,
0:39:57 > 0:39:59and Michael Jackson called.
0:39:59 > 0:40:02- IMITATING MICHAEL JACKSON: - "Hey, Will, it's Michael."
0:40:02 > 0:40:05"Hey, Mike." "Yeah, so, I heard you guys are doing a show tonight."
0:40:05 > 0:40:06"Yeah, we go on at nine o'clock."
0:40:06 > 0:40:09"Oh, rats, I got to put the kids to sleep."
0:40:09 > 0:40:13So I was like, "Well, I'm performing with Prince later on, at 12."
0:40:13 > 0:40:16So anyway, Michael came to see me rock with Prince.
0:40:16 > 0:40:20And it was a magnificent night to see -
0:40:20 > 0:40:22it was me, Chris Tucker, and then watching...
0:40:22 > 0:40:26Me, Chris Tucker, Michael Jackson watching Prince rock on stage.
0:40:26 > 0:40:29So to make a long story short, Prince steps off the stage
0:40:29 > 0:40:32and plays the bass in Michael Jackson's face,
0:40:32 > 0:40:35rips the freaking bass, ten different pieces.
0:40:35 > 0:40:37To make a longer story shorter,
0:40:37 > 0:40:39Michael Jackson leaves and goes home and says,
0:40:39 > 0:40:41"Meet me at the house for breakfast."
0:40:41 > 0:40:43So I go to his house for breakfast, knock on the door.
0:40:43 > 0:40:47First words he says - "Why was Prince playing the bass in my face?"
0:40:47 > 0:40:49LAUGHTER
0:40:50 > 0:40:53What was your answer to that, though? "Cos he's funky?"
0:40:53 > 0:40:55I was like, "No, Prince was just being nice, you know."
0:40:55 > 0:40:57"No, Prince, he's always been a meanie."
0:40:57 > 0:41:00LAUGHTER
0:41:00 > 0:41:02But bless their hearts. They were so passionate.
0:41:02 > 0:41:06And you know, we've lost great musicians.
0:41:06 > 0:41:07Yes, we have that.
0:41:07 > 0:41:09APPLAUSE
0:41:09 > 0:41:11And very quickly...
0:41:12 > 0:41:14The Voice, obviously going to ITV.
0:41:14 > 0:41:15Are you going to ITV?
0:41:15 > 0:41:18I've been thinking about it.
0:41:18 > 0:41:21I've been thinking about it, cos I really love the UK so much.
0:41:21 > 0:41:25- Yeah.- I practically live here, except my passport doesn't say that.
0:41:25 > 0:41:26But...
0:41:26 > 0:41:28- JACK:- Say you're here for a wedding.
0:41:28 > 0:41:31If Trump's for real, then I'm British all the way.
0:41:31 > 0:41:34- So many Americans have said that to me.- Yeah, yeah.
0:41:34 > 0:41:35Trump is here.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37LAUGHTER
0:41:37 > 0:41:39Don't point at me!
0:41:40 > 0:41:42- IMITATING DONALD TRUMP: - You have a wonderful,
0:41:42 > 0:41:46a sensational approach to your life and your music.
0:41:46 > 0:41:51I would like YOU to build a wall.
0:41:51 > 0:41:53LAUGHTER
0:41:55 > 0:41:59OK, before we go, just time for a visit to the big red chair.
0:41:59 > 0:42:00Who's there? Hello.
0:42:00 > 0:42:03- Hello.- Hello, who are you? - Catherine.- Catherine lovely.
0:42:03 > 0:42:05- And where are you from?- Te Puke.
0:42:05 > 0:42:07- What?- What?- Where's that?
0:42:07 > 0:42:09- It's in New Zealand. - Oh, of course it is.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12- It's the kiwi fruit capital of the world.- It's the what?
0:42:12 > 0:42:15- The kiwi fruit capital of the world.- Oh, Jesus.
0:42:15 > 0:42:16LAUGHTER
0:42:16 > 0:42:18APPLAUSE
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Who's next on the red chair?
0:42:20 > 0:42:22- Nicole.- Hello, Nicole.- Hello!
0:42:22 > 0:42:24- Where are you from, Nicole?- Sydney.
0:42:24 > 0:42:26- Sydney? Are you here on holidays? - No, I live here.
0:42:26 > 0:42:29- Really live here?- Yeah. - With a visa and everything?- Yeah.
0:42:29 > 0:42:31- Well done, you. What do you do? - Teacher.
0:42:31 > 0:42:34- Oh. Small children?- Big ones.
0:42:34 > 0:42:36- What do you teach them?- PE.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38OK, off you go with your story.
0:42:38 > 0:42:40OK. So I was at a music festival,
0:42:40 > 0:42:42and I met this boy and I kissed this boy.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44But both of our phones had died.
0:42:44 > 0:42:47So I had my pen, I wrote my phone number and my name on his back.
0:42:47 > 0:42:50The next morning I woke up with a text message saying,
0:42:50 > 0:42:52"Hey, found your phone number on my boyfriend's back.
0:42:52 > 0:42:54"Just wondering what happened."
0:42:54 > 0:42:56ALL: Oooooh!
0:42:56 > 0:42:58Good story! You can walk.
0:42:58 > 0:42:59That's a great story.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:03 > 0:43:04Wow!
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Well done, everyone.
0:43:06 > 0:43:10If you'd like to join us on the show and have a go in the red chair,
0:43:10 > 0:43:13you can visit us on our website at this address.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16- That's it for tonight.- Please say a huge thank you to my guests -
0:43:16 > 0:43:19will.i.am,
0:43:19 > 0:43:22Jack Whitehall,
0:43:22 > 0:43:24James McAvoy,
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Jennifer Lawrence,
0:43:26 > 0:43:28and Mr Johnny Depp!
0:43:28 > 0:43:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:30 > 0:43:33Join me next week with music from Bright Light Bright Light
0:43:33 > 0:43:35featuring Sir Elton John,
0:43:35 > 0:43:38Oscar-winner Russell Crowe, Hollywood heart-throb Ryan Gosling,
0:43:38 > 0:43:41and for the first time ever, the brilliant Jodie Foster.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44I'll see you then. Good night, everybody, bye-bye!
0:43:44 > 0:43:47CHEERING AND APPLAUSE