0:00:02 > 0:00:04Ladies and gentlemen, I can't stop the feeling about this guy.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07I mean, he's just... he's bringing sexy back.
0:00:07 > 0:00:09LAUGHTER
0:00:09 > 0:00:10He's back!
0:00:12 > 0:00:14Whatever, I didn't write this cold opening!
0:00:14 > 0:00:17Cry me a river, welcome to The Graham Norton Show!
0:00:17 > 0:00:19APPLAUSE
0:00:19 > 0:00:22This programme contains very strong language.
0:00:22 > 0:00:24WHISTLING
0:00:33 > 0:00:34Oh!
0:00:34 > 0:00:36Oh! Oh, yes!
0:00:36 > 0:00:38Yes! Yes!
0:00:38 > 0:00:40It's me!
0:00:40 > 0:00:42APPLAUSE CONTINUES
0:00:42 > 0:00:45I did that! I did that! I did!
0:00:45 > 0:00:47Hello!
0:00:47 > 0:00:49Oh, too kind!
0:00:49 > 0:00:52Good evening! Good evening,
0:00:52 > 0:00:54you're very welcome.
0:00:54 > 0:00:55Yes, we're back for the new season.
0:00:55 > 0:00:58I must say, we've got a great show for you tonight.
0:00:58 > 0:01:00I am so excited about this evening.
0:01:00 > 0:01:02Honestly, I'm like Keith Vaz when his wife goes out.
0:01:02 > 0:01:04LAUGHTER
0:01:04 > 0:01:05That's excited, isn't it?
0:01:05 > 0:01:07That is very excited.
0:01:07 > 0:01:10It seems like I've been away for ages,
0:01:10 > 0:01:12ladies and gentlemen.
0:01:12 > 0:01:15To give you some idea, the last time I was here,
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Labour had just elected Jeremy Corbyn as their leader
0:01:18 > 0:01:21and the England football team was looking for a new manager. Hm?
0:01:21 > 0:01:23LAUGHTER
0:01:23 > 0:01:25Times, they change.
0:01:25 > 0:01:30Yes, Big Sam has quit after being caught up in a £400,000 deal.
0:01:30 > 0:01:32Here is Big Sam.
0:01:32 > 0:01:34Big, not necessarily clever.
0:01:34 > 0:01:36LAUGHTER
0:01:36 > 0:01:39Don't you think, though, that's not a great nickname, is it? Do you know what I mean?
0:01:39 > 0:01:42You're not The Special One, The Chosen One, no,
0:01:42 > 0:01:44just "Big". That's all it is.
0:01:44 > 0:01:46Big Sam. What a legend.
0:01:46 > 0:01:49The only England manager, I'm here to tell you,
0:01:49 > 0:01:51never to have been beaten.
0:01:51 > 0:01:53Played one, won one. That's it!
0:01:53 > 0:01:55LAUGHTER
0:01:55 > 0:01:58The Chilean miners lasted longer, ladies and gentlemen.
0:01:58 > 0:02:00LAUGHTER
0:02:03 > 0:02:05What else have I missed?
0:02:05 > 0:02:07Well, in television news,
0:02:07 > 0:02:11Channel 4 bought The Great British Bake Off for £75 million.
0:02:11 > 0:02:13- AUDIENCE:- Ooh!
0:02:13 > 0:02:16Where did Channel 4 get that money?
0:02:16 > 0:02:19How busy is that restaurant in First Dates? I mean, really.
0:02:19 > 0:02:21LAUGHTER
0:02:21 > 0:02:24Mary and Mel and Sue, they're staying,
0:02:24 > 0:02:29so Channel 4 has basically spent £75 million on a tent,
0:02:29 > 0:02:31a big bag of flour and Paul Hollywood.
0:02:31 > 0:02:35The tent and the bag of flour I get, but Paul Hollywood?
0:02:35 > 0:02:38Actually, the real reason Mary Berry isn't going
0:02:38 > 0:02:41is because she got drunk and punched a producer.
0:02:41 > 0:02:43LAUGHTER
0:02:43 > 0:02:44Sherry trifle, lethal!
0:02:44 > 0:02:49And finally, disturbing royal news about Pippa Middleton.
0:02:49 > 0:02:50GRAHAM GASPS
0:02:50 > 0:02:54She has been granted an injunction preventing the publication
0:02:54 > 0:02:59of "intimate and personal" photos. You know...
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Mind you, if you know where to look, they're already on the internet.
0:03:03 > 0:03:04LAUGHTER
0:03:04 > 0:03:06You know they have!
0:03:06 > 0:03:08Right, we've got a great sofa for our first show,
0:03:08 > 0:03:11so let's get some guests on! WHOOPING AND CHEERING
0:03:11 > 0:03:15Later we'll be chatting to the fabulous Robbie Williams! Yeah!
0:03:15 > 0:03:18And he'll be performing a single from his new album.
0:03:18 > 0:03:21But first, he started out as the world's most famous child star,
0:03:21 > 0:03:23then broke the mould to become
0:03:23 > 0:03:25one of our most daring and interesting actors
0:03:25 > 0:03:27on both stage and screen.
0:03:27 > 0:03:29It's our very good friend, Daniel Radcliffe!
0:03:29 > 0:03:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:31 > 0:03:33Oh, I'll do that!
0:03:33 > 0:03:36I will greet you. Hello, sir, lovely to see you! Hi!
0:03:36 > 0:03:37There you go.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel Radcliffe, right there. Yes.
0:03:41 > 0:03:45She's the Oscar-nominated star of Up In The Air, Into The Woods
0:03:45 > 0:03:48and the hugely successful Pitch Perfect movies.
0:03:48 > 0:03:51Now she's voicing Princess Poppy in the new film Trolls.
0:03:51 > 0:03:53Please welcome Anna Kendrick, everybody.
0:03:53 > 0:03:56APPLAUSE Oh! Welcome!
0:03:56 > 0:03:57Hi!
0:03:57 > 0:04:00All right? There she is, Anna Kendrick!
0:04:00 > 0:04:03Make her welcome.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06And starring alongside Anna in Trolls,
0:04:06 > 0:04:08this man went from hit boyband NSYNC
0:04:08 > 0:04:10to become one of the world's biggest music stars...
0:04:10 > 0:04:12WHOOPING Yeah!
0:04:12 > 0:04:15It's a very warm first-time welcome to Grammy-winning,
0:04:15 > 0:04:18Emmy-winning, actor extraordinaire, Justin Timberlake!
0:04:18 > 0:04:19APPLAUSE
0:04:19 > 0:04:22Yes! Yes! There he is!
0:04:23 > 0:04:25That's it! That is him!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28Hi, we should've warned you about her, we should've warned you.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30You're very welcome.
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Justin Timberlake, everybody!
0:04:32 > 0:04:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:34 > 0:04:36APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:04:36 > 0:04:38Sit down! Sit down!
0:04:38 > 0:04:41Did you just do a piece of physical comedy?
0:04:41 > 0:04:44- I was trying to do my Peter Sellers bit.- OK.
0:04:44 > 0:04:47- How did it go?- Nobody liked it.
0:04:47 > 0:04:49- No-one saw? - LAUGHTER
0:04:49 > 0:04:50They were busy clapping, they love you.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53Now, Justin Timberlake, you've never been here before?
0:04:53 > 0:04:55- My first time with you. - That is weird.
0:04:55 > 0:04:56WHOOPING
0:04:56 > 0:05:00- I'm already comfortable, by the way. - That's good, I'm glad.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02- Already comfortable. - You should be, you should be.
0:05:02 > 0:05:03- Drink your tea.- Yes!
0:05:03 > 0:05:05LAUGHTER
0:05:05 > 0:05:06- Anna Kendrick...- Or is it?
0:05:08 > 0:05:11Drink it quickly! Er... LAUGHTER
0:05:11 > 0:05:14I have a cab waiting. Now, Anna Kendrick...
0:05:14 > 0:05:16LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:05:16 > 0:05:17Anna Kendrick...
0:05:17 > 0:05:19You started that!
0:05:19 > 0:05:22Anna Kendrick, you join us here in Britain at sad times,
0:05:22 > 0:05:25sad times, because The Great British Bake Off...
0:05:25 > 0:05:28- I can't talk about it! - You're genuinely upset, aren't you?
0:05:28 > 0:05:30I'm really upset.
0:05:30 > 0:05:32- She's...- You're all upset, it's fine.
0:05:32 > 0:05:35We've been doing press together for Trolls
0:05:35 > 0:05:38and she's actually mentioned how, like, obsessed...
0:05:38 > 0:05:41- she is.- Don't make me sound weird. - No...
0:05:41 > 0:05:44It's a very popular show, we're all obsessed by it.
0:05:44 > 0:05:47- You wouldn't be excited about...cake.- Idiots.
0:05:47 > 0:05:49LAUGHTER
0:05:49 > 0:05:53Yeah, I'm very sad, but also it's so great that it
0:05:53 > 0:05:57sort of immediately turned Mel and Sue into folk heroes
0:05:57 > 0:06:00and we're all so proud of Mary for following suit.
0:06:00 > 0:06:02And then it's like, of course Paul stayed!
0:06:02 > 0:06:04LAUGHTER
0:06:04 > 0:06:08With your bread and your goatee!
0:06:08 > 0:06:10Nobody likes you.
0:06:10 > 0:06:13Please don't come to America and be mean to me!
0:06:13 > 0:06:14LAUGHTER
0:06:14 > 0:06:16I'm so scared of you!
0:06:16 > 0:06:19Would you actually... Can you bake?
0:06:19 > 0:06:20Would you go on the celebrity edition?
0:06:20 > 0:06:23- I can bake, but I like to take my time.- OK.
0:06:23 > 0:06:28I like to put on a DVD with commentary, bake,
0:06:28 > 0:06:31and that fills up my brain to capacity
0:06:31 > 0:06:36and I can't be worried about "Nobody likes you," cos I'm just like...
0:06:36 > 0:06:39- Butter and sugar! - LAUGHTER
0:06:41 > 0:06:45Some of us have Adele in the bathtub,
0:06:45 > 0:06:48Anna has DVD commentary and butter and sugar.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50But, actually, don't mock her baking.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52- You like baking.- No, I do, I do.
0:06:52 > 0:06:54We've got photographic proof of you liking baking.
0:06:54 > 0:06:57- Yes.- Look at that! How cool...? Look at that.
0:06:57 > 0:06:59I'm going to bake in a beanie!
0:06:59 > 0:07:02- I'll tell you what that is, Graham...- Ooh, yes?
0:07:02 > 0:07:04It was chilly outside....
0:07:04 > 0:07:07and I'd just come from the porch of my house...
0:07:07 > 0:07:10- Where's the photo again? - There.- Yeah,
0:07:10 > 0:07:13that's a real man with a pink mixer, OK, bro?
0:07:13 > 0:07:14LAUGHTER
0:07:14 > 0:07:17That's what that is. I was having a little fun.
0:07:17 > 0:07:19Daniel Radcliffe, the last time you were here,
0:07:19 > 0:07:23you caused a bit of a sensation because we discovered,
0:07:23 > 0:07:26do you remember, we did the time travelling thing?
0:07:26 > 0:07:28Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:07:28 > 0:07:30- They did it on an American chat show with you, as well.- Yes.
0:07:30 > 0:07:32- Yes, they nicked your bit. - I know.- There you go.
0:07:32 > 0:07:34So, we're going to do that again.
0:07:34 > 0:07:37This is just, we discovered, this is very weird, Daniel Radcliffe...
0:07:37 > 0:07:39I know what you're talking about!
0:07:39 > 0:07:42I look like many different people throughout history...
0:07:42 > 0:07:45There's one, I hope the one you're going to show
0:07:45 > 0:07:48is the one that simultaneously looks like a 12-year-old me and a 75-year-old woman.
0:07:48 > 0:07:50- We've got that one.- Yeah, OK.
0:07:50 > 0:07:53The first one is like a very easy game of Where's Wally?
0:07:53 > 0:07:55LAUGHTER
0:07:55 > 0:07:57Yeah, that was me...
0:07:57 > 0:08:00This one is adorable, I love this one.
0:08:00 > 0:08:02You just want to hang out with her, don't you?
0:08:02 > 0:08:03Yeah, that's the one I mean!
0:08:03 > 0:08:05LAUGHTER
0:08:05 > 0:08:09- No, there's a better one... - How does that look like me at 12 and yet an old lady at the same time?
0:08:09 > 0:08:11No, there's a better one of you looking like you
0:08:11 > 0:08:14- at 12 and an old lady. - OK.- This one.
0:08:14 > 0:08:15That one! That one!
0:08:15 > 0:08:18Yes! But I look like so many old women!
0:08:18 > 0:08:19It's incredible!
0:08:19 > 0:08:22Now, we bring it up, because...
0:08:22 > 0:08:25- apparently, you're not the only time traveller. No, no.- What?
0:08:25 > 0:08:28Justin Timberlake, have you seen this picture?
0:08:28 > 0:08:29I did.
0:08:29 > 0:08:34- I think it's from 1870, this is real, 1870...- Yeah.
0:08:34 > 0:08:38- Annoyingly, you've shaved off your facial fluff.- Right.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41- Cos here you are in 1870. - OK. Yeah...
0:08:41 > 0:08:42LAUGHTER
0:08:42 > 0:08:44That looks pretty good, right?
0:08:44 > 0:08:48- Look, see?- Can we get...- Yeah. - ..like, a side-by-side?- Let's do it.
0:08:48 > 0:08:50- I can see if I can... - Oh, look. Oh...
0:08:50 > 0:08:51Oh, my God!
0:08:51 > 0:08:53Oh, oh, oh, oh!
0:08:53 > 0:08:56- That hand...- There you go.
0:08:56 > 0:08:59- So, like...- Other way. No...
0:08:59 > 0:09:00LAUGHTER
0:09:00 > 0:09:02Er...
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- LAUGHTER - No...
0:09:05 > 0:09:08Push me in the right direction, cos I'm having,
0:09:08 > 0:09:11I'm having, like, 50-50 dyslexia.
0:09:11 > 0:09:13Stop moving!
0:09:15 > 0:09:16Oh, yeah, that's it!
0:09:16 > 0:09:19That's it! Very good. APPLAUSE
0:09:19 > 0:09:20Uncanny.
0:09:23 > 0:09:24Now, Justin and Anna are here
0:09:24 > 0:09:27because you've got a new movie out, Trolls,
0:09:27 > 0:09:29it's out on 21st October,
0:09:29 > 0:09:32it's the latest from DreamWorks, and it's based on...
0:09:32 > 0:09:34You're probably too young...
0:09:34 > 0:09:36- No.- No, we're 16 years old...
0:09:36 > 0:09:41They were popular in the '70s, troll dolls were kind of '70s.
0:09:41 > 0:09:42They were popular...
0:09:42 > 0:09:45Like, the little plastic ones,
0:09:45 > 0:09:46especially, like, the pencil toppers
0:09:46 > 0:09:50and the ones with the little jewels and the belly buttons were, like, '90s kids stuff.
0:09:50 > 0:09:51But these are just slightly,
0:09:51 > 0:09:54for instance, there isn't a big hole right here...
0:09:54 > 0:09:55Excuse me?
0:09:55 > 0:09:56LAUGHTER
0:09:56 > 0:10:00Trolls always had a big hole so you could stick 'em on a pencil.
0:10:00 > 0:10:02- Well, the pencil toppers ones, yes, Graham.- Yeah!
0:10:02 > 0:10:05- But there are other types of trolls too.- Were there?- Yeah.
0:10:05 > 0:10:07We just had...
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Did we have other trolls?
0:10:08 > 0:10:10I just thought, I thought they all sat on pencils!
0:10:10 > 0:10:12They weren't just for pencil topping!
0:10:12 > 0:10:14But it's interesting...
0:10:14 > 0:10:16Stop saying "topping"!
0:10:16 > 0:10:18Cos you can just...
0:10:18 > 0:10:19You brought up the hole, man.
0:10:19 > 0:10:22You could describe them as a pencil topper, or you can say,
0:10:22 > 0:10:24"Yeah, they had a big hole, right here,"
0:10:24 > 0:10:25which is what you chose to do!
0:10:25 > 0:10:27That was your choice.
0:10:27 > 0:10:30Everyone on THIS side of the room says "pencil topper".
0:10:30 > 0:10:33You decided you'd point out that there was a large hole...
0:10:33 > 0:10:35- In their crotch.- Yeah.
0:10:35 > 0:10:37You pick up a troll, find a big hole.
0:10:37 > 0:10:40Notorious are these things, people who star in these movies,
0:10:40 > 0:10:43this is where they meet, they meet when they're doing the promo...
0:10:43 > 0:10:45It's not going well so far.
0:10:45 > 0:10:47Because of the singing, presumably you did meet along the way?
0:10:47 > 0:10:51- Yeah.- Yeah, we actually did work together.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53We did all the music together cos Justin is the
0:10:53 > 0:10:56executive producer of the soundtrack!
0:10:56 > 0:10:57- Wow.- And they brought Justin on,
0:10:57 > 0:11:00I had been doing the movie for a couple of months
0:11:00 > 0:11:02and they were happy with how it was going
0:11:02 > 0:11:05and they wanted to bring Justin on to the movie,
0:11:05 > 0:11:08but the day that they told me, it was all very serious,
0:11:08 > 0:11:11cos they wanted to make sure I was OK with it or something.
0:11:11 > 0:11:14They were breaking it to me and I thought I was going to get fired or something.
0:11:14 > 0:11:18"Is it OK if we bring Justin Timberlake?"
0:11:18 > 0:11:21Not like, "Is it OK?" but "We're going to bring Justin Timberlake
0:11:21 > 0:11:24"on to do all the music. How do you feel about that?"
0:11:24 > 0:11:26I was like, "OK..."
0:11:26 > 0:11:27LAUGHTER
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- It could've gone either way! Could've gone either way!- It's true.
0:11:36 > 0:11:39- The jury's still out. - Little did she know...
0:11:39 > 0:11:43He was there for all my music sessions and was basically the guy
0:11:43 > 0:11:46behind the glass, he presses the button to be like,
0:11:46 > 0:11:48"Do it better!"
0:11:48 > 0:11:50- That was him. - LAUGHTER
0:11:52 > 0:11:56"Do you want to be a star or not?"
0:11:56 > 0:11:59- Yes...- I misinterpreted it that way, he was really nice.
0:11:59 > 0:12:01"How did you feel about that one?
0:12:01 > 0:12:03"Good?
0:12:03 > 0:12:05"Yeah... Let's do one more!"
0:12:05 > 0:12:10No, it was, you know, obviously, from Pitch Perfect movies,
0:12:10 > 0:12:15this one over here's got a very, very good voice.
0:12:15 > 0:12:17- Yeah.- So... - APPLAUSE
0:12:17 > 0:12:18They agree!
0:12:18 > 0:12:21That was light applause!
0:12:21 > 0:12:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:12:25 > 0:12:27You got to commit to it!
0:12:27 > 0:12:29I'm leaving.
0:12:31 > 0:12:33I love that, "My singing is better than that!"
0:12:33 > 0:12:35That was a golf clap.
0:12:35 > 0:12:39All right, let's take a look at a clip from Trolls.
0:12:39 > 0:12:41This is Branch, your good self,
0:12:41 > 0:12:46and Princess Poppy starting out on a quest to rescue their friends.
0:12:46 > 0:12:48Bam, bam...
0:12:48 > 0:12:50Do you have to sing?
0:12:50 > 0:12:51I always sing when I'm in a good mood.
0:12:51 > 0:12:54- Do you have to be in a good mood? - Why wouldn't I be?
0:12:54 > 0:12:56By this time tomorrow, I'll be with all my friends.
0:12:56 > 0:12:57SHE STRAINS
0:12:57 > 0:12:58I wonder what they're doing right now.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00- Huh!- Probably being digested.
0:13:00 > 0:13:03- They're alive, Branch. I know it! - You don't know anything, Poppy.
0:13:03 > 0:13:06And I can't wait to see the look on your face when you realise
0:13:06 > 0:13:09the world isn't all cupcakes and rainbows, cos it isn't!
0:13:11 > 0:13:13Hey, I know it's not all cupcakes and rainbows,
0:13:13 > 0:13:16but I'd rather go through life thinking that it mostly is
0:13:16 > 0:13:17instead of being like you.
0:13:17 > 0:13:20You don't sing, you don't dance - so grey all the time.
0:13:20 > 0:13:22- What happened to you?- Ssh!
0:13:23 > 0:13:25A Bergen?
0:13:25 > 0:13:26Maybe!
0:13:30 > 0:13:31There's no Bergen, is there?
0:13:31 > 0:13:34You just said that so I'd stop talking.
0:13:34 > 0:13:35Maybe.
0:13:35 > 0:13:38LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:13:38 > 0:13:40APPLAUSE DROWNS SPEECH
0:13:40 > 0:13:44- Did you? Did you?- I made some bold, bad choices.- Really?- Yeah.
0:13:44 > 0:13:48Sorry, I'm getting bonus side stories that you don't get to know.
0:13:48 > 0:13:51That's annoying. I'll watch the rushes.
0:13:51 > 0:13:55Now, Justin, obviously you were in Shrek before this,
0:13:55 > 0:13:58but is it different making a movie like this now that you're a dad,
0:13:58 > 0:14:00- thinking...- Sure.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02- ..that, you know...?- Yeah, I mean...
0:14:02 > 0:14:04He's amazing, by the way.
0:14:04 > 0:14:07Ooh, actually, you posted a pic of you and him.
0:14:07 > 0:14:09Do you mind if we show the pic of you and him? It's adorable.
0:14:09 > 0:14:11I feel that I don't have a choice.
0:14:11 > 0:14:14We can cut it out afterwards. But it's so cute.
0:14:14 > 0:14:15- How cute is he?- Aw!
0:14:15 > 0:14:17Silas.
0:14:17 > 0:14:20- Silas, yes.- Silas.- He looks nothing like that any more.
0:14:20 > 0:14:23I really thought you were going to say "nothing like you".
0:14:23 > 0:14:27I will say thank God for his mother, I will say that.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- He's actually seen the movie.- Has he?
0:14:30 > 0:14:32JUSTIN LAUGHS
0:14:32 > 0:14:35One of the perks, baby, one of the perks.
0:14:35 > 0:14:38Does he know it's you?
0:14:38 > 0:14:39Cos you sound really different.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41He doesn't know that I'm playing Branch,
0:14:41 > 0:14:44but he knew Can't Stop The Feeling.
0:14:44 > 0:14:48- OK.- That was sort of the first thing that, you know...
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I don't know that he actually registers what it
0:14:51 > 0:14:53really means or what it is.
0:14:53 > 0:14:56- That his dad wrote it... - Right, exactly. Um...
0:14:56 > 0:14:58But, you know, he's like, "Poppy sad."
0:15:00 > 0:15:02- That's my character. That's not him.- Yeah.
0:15:02 > 0:15:04- LAUGHTER - And, uh...
0:15:04 > 0:15:09You know, the movie ended, and he was, "Trolls, again."
0:15:09 > 0:15:11- Aw.- And I was like...
0:15:11 > 0:15:14LAUGHTER
0:15:18 > 0:15:20HE LAUGHS MANIACALLY
0:15:20 > 0:15:23- APPLAUSE - No, that's not...
0:15:24 > 0:15:26Aw.
0:15:26 > 0:15:28But it's like, you know... It's...
0:15:28 > 0:15:33You know, watching him learn something every day, it's crazy.
0:15:33 > 0:15:37It's really... They teach you so much, too.
0:15:37 > 0:15:38I'm sure you've all seen...
0:15:38 > 0:15:42The video for Can't Stop The Feeling is just adorable
0:15:42 > 0:15:44with the people dancing.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46These people dancing, please say "Yes"
0:15:46 > 0:15:50when I say, "Are these ordinary people?"
0:15:50 > 0:15:54These are people that aspire to be dancers.
0:15:54 > 0:15:57Aw. Well, we all aspire. LAUGHTER
0:15:57 > 0:16:00- Aw, look at them go. - They were fantastic.
0:16:00 > 0:16:04I had more fun with that than I think any sort of piece
0:16:04 > 0:16:06that you have to do...like that.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09Now, the thing is, we all have a dance move we break out, right?
0:16:09 > 0:16:13So, we were asking the audience about their signature dance moves.
0:16:13 > 0:16:16- So...- I see cameras turning around! - LAUGHTER
0:16:16 > 0:16:19Everybody got really giggly all of a sudden.
0:16:19 > 0:16:22- I see everyone... Yeah. I see... - OK, let's do this.- Yeah.
0:16:22 > 0:16:27Where's Lisa? There's Lisa. Now, Lisa has two moves.
0:16:27 > 0:16:29So, tell us the names of your two moves.
0:16:29 > 0:16:32The Sprinkler and The Lawn Mower.
0:16:32 > 0:16:33The Sprinkler and The Lawnmower. OK.
0:16:33 > 0:16:37- Definitely into gardening. - She loves her gardening.
0:16:37 > 0:16:40OK, do you want to step out into the aisle there?
0:16:40 > 0:16:43We'll play a bit of music. We can see The Sprinkler first.
0:16:43 > 0:16:45- And then, what is it, The Lawn Mower?- Yeah.
0:16:45 > 0:16:48The Lawn Mower. OK. OK. So, play a bit of music. Here we go.
0:16:48 > 0:16:50MUSIC: Can't Stop The Feeling by Justin Timberlake
0:16:50 > 0:16:54Oh, Sprinkler! Sprinkler! Well done.
0:16:54 > 0:16:57Lawn Mower now. Lawn Mower. Lawn Mower.
0:17:00 > 0:17:03- Good! Yes!- Beautiful. Well done, Lisa. Very good.
0:17:03 > 0:17:08APPLAUSE Now, next up...
0:17:08 > 0:17:10A push mower.
0:17:10 > 0:17:14- Not a riding mower. - Oh, no.- Yeah, that's vintage!
0:17:14 > 0:17:17No, you're just fancy!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19You've changed!
0:17:19 > 0:17:22- "What's she doing?"- "What is that?"
0:17:22 > 0:17:25LAUGHTER
0:17:28 > 0:17:31Where is Calum? There's Calum.
0:17:31 > 0:17:33Calum's is really specific.
0:17:33 > 0:17:37What's... Oh, take out your gum. LAUGHTER
0:17:37 > 0:17:39It's called Spit The Gum.
0:17:39 > 0:17:41It's really good. LAUGHTER
0:17:41 > 0:17:45Classy, Calum, because who knew I was coming to you next?
0:17:46 > 0:17:50"They're doing that dancing item they told me about!"
0:17:52 > 0:17:55Was that in a tissue or anything or is your friend just holding that?
0:17:55 > 0:17:58- LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE - You're a good friend!
0:18:00 > 0:18:04I've got to say, though, Calum, I respect your humility...
0:18:04 > 0:18:06..because you decided there's no way
0:18:06 > 0:18:08you could possibly do this dance move
0:18:08 > 0:18:11and chew gum at the same time!
0:18:11 > 0:18:15I respect that humility. He wants to nail the dance move.
0:18:15 > 0:18:18- It is complicated.- OK.- OK, Calum.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Tonight, Calum will be attempting...
0:18:22 > 0:18:27The Daddy Box Step with The Robert De Niro.
0:18:27 > 0:18:32OK, that's a lot. That is a lot. OK, Calum, out into the aisle.
0:18:32 > 0:18:36- Let's see if he can actually do this.- The Daddy Box Step?
0:18:36 > 0:18:41- It's Dad Box Step with De Niro.- OK. - OK. OK, let's start the music.
0:18:41 > 0:18:43- MUSIC PLAYS - I need a second.- He needs a second!
0:18:43 > 0:18:46Stop the music! LAUGHTER
0:18:46 > 0:18:49- I just need to get the face going. - Oh, man!- OK.
0:18:49 > 0:18:53LAUGHTER AND CHEERING Oh!
0:18:53 > 0:18:55OK. Now start the music. Start the music. Here we go.
0:18:55 > 0:18:58MUSIC: Can't Stop The Feeling by Justin Timberlake
0:18:58 > 0:18:59Very good!
0:19:06 > 0:19:09Calum, everybody! Good!
0:19:09 > 0:19:10You know what?
0:19:13 > 0:19:16- He has so pulled. He has so pulled doing that.- You can't...
0:19:16 > 0:19:19- You can't... While you chew gum, you can't do it.- No!
0:19:19 > 0:19:22LAUGHTER
0:19:22 > 0:19:25- That was terrifying! - That's the best bit.
0:19:25 > 0:19:28- She's just offered it back to him! - LAUGHTER
0:19:31 > 0:19:34- I've got a feeling... - LAUGHTER AND CHEERING
0:19:36 > 0:19:38Wow.
0:19:39 > 0:19:43- Wow.- Oh, dear!
0:19:43 > 0:19:46Where is Susie? Susie. Oh, there's Susie.
0:19:46 > 0:19:48- Hiya.- Hi.- What is the name of yours now?
0:19:48 > 0:19:51- Uh, The Shopping Cart. - She remembered. Well done.
0:19:51 > 0:19:54Can you do it in your seat or do you need to come out into the aisle?
0:19:54 > 0:19:56- I do need to come out. - Oh, she needs to come out.
0:19:56 > 0:19:59- Let her out. She needs space! - Make way.- She needs space for it.
0:19:59 > 0:20:02- Oh, man.- OK, here she comes.
0:20:04 > 0:20:06OK. Yeah, yeah. Just there.
0:20:06 > 0:20:08- Yeah. Good, good.- Nice. - OK, play some music.
0:20:08 > 0:20:11- We'll do The Shopping Cart. Here we go.- I'll go help.- Oh, he's going.
0:20:11 > 0:20:14MUSIC: Can't Stop The Feeling by Justin Timberlake
0:20:17 > 0:20:21- Hi.- We've got to be in sync.
0:20:21 > 0:20:22What am I doing?
0:20:24 > 0:20:25- That's your trolley.- OK.
0:20:25 > 0:20:29- That's your hand.- OK. - You can do that arm.- This arm?
0:20:29 > 0:20:31You grab an item and you push it for a while.
0:20:31 > 0:20:33- Oh, so we're pushing the same cart?- We can do.- OK.
0:20:33 > 0:20:35All right, I'm ready.
0:20:36 > 0:20:39- We're doing it. - CHEERING
0:20:40 > 0:20:43One, two, three.
0:20:43 > 0:20:46Oh, yes! Oh! CHEERING
0:20:46 > 0:20:47That is...
0:20:49 > 0:20:52- That's really good.- Very good.
0:20:55 > 0:20:59Well done! Well done, Susie.
0:21:06 > 0:21:10Right, now, Daniel Radcliffe, you've got a couple of films,
0:21:10 > 0:21:11neither of which is suitable for children.
0:21:11 > 0:21:14- I think that's fair to say. - Yes, no. They're not.
0:21:14 > 0:21:15They are not...
0:21:15 > 0:21:17Yeah. Go take your kids to see Trolls,
0:21:17 > 0:21:18not Imperium or Swiss Army Man.
0:21:18 > 0:21:21Send them into Trolls, and then you go into the other screen.
0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Yeah. There you go.- That's what you've got to do.- Absolutely.
0:21:23 > 0:21:25Imperium, let's talk about Imperium.
0:21:25 > 0:21:28Imperium is out now. And this is an extraordinary... It's a true story.
0:21:28 > 0:21:31Yeah, it's based on the experiences of a real FBI agent
0:21:31 > 0:21:33who went undercover with neo-Nazi
0:21:33 > 0:21:34white supremacist groups for 12 years,
0:21:34 > 0:21:37and it's a sort of amalgam of lots of his different experiences.
0:21:37 > 0:21:40But everything in the film has happened to him or someone else.
0:21:40 > 0:21:41A musical as well.
0:21:41 > 0:21:44- LAUGHTER - It's a musical, yes.
0:21:44 > 0:21:45It is a musical.
0:21:45 > 0:21:48And it's actually very... It's similar to Trolls.
0:21:48 > 0:21:51- Um...- It is not...
0:21:51 > 0:21:55- It is not similar... - ..similar to trolls.
0:21:55 > 0:21:57- No. Sorry, DreamWorks. - But you met the...
0:21:57 > 0:21:59I met the real guy. Yeah.
0:21:59 > 0:22:01One of the coolest things about my job is that I get to,
0:22:01 > 0:22:05you know, talk to a real FBI agent, and he's a very interesting guy.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07His name is Mike German, and he now sort of does work...
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Seriously, his name is Mike German?
0:22:09 > 0:22:11- Mike German, yes. - LAUGHTER
0:22:11 > 0:22:13Which is less funny in America.
0:22:13 > 0:22:16Um, but, yeah,
0:22:16 > 0:22:20and he went undercover with a lot of Nazis.
0:22:20 > 0:22:23And, yeah, it's a really fun...
0:22:23 > 0:22:25It's not a fun movie. It was fun to make.
0:22:25 > 0:22:28- It's not fun to watch. - But even making it, though,
0:22:28 > 0:22:31must've been uncomfortable because the things you have to say...
0:22:31 > 0:22:34- Right, yes. Yeah. - ..and the words you have to use...
0:22:34 > 0:22:37- Yeah, it's not fun.- And you're saying them to real people.- Yes.
0:22:37 > 0:22:39I mean, obviously, everyone understands that it's acting,
0:22:39 > 0:22:44but it still feels weird and horrible to say that stuff,
0:22:44 > 0:22:47so I sort of found myself going up to people in between takes
0:22:47 > 0:22:49and being, "I'm so sorry."
0:22:49 > 0:22:52- And you're British. You must've been SO sorry.- I was!
0:22:52 > 0:22:54- LAUGHTER - "I'm so sorry! I'm so...
0:22:54 > 0:22:58- "I'm SO sorry!"- Levels of apology as yet unfathomed.
0:22:58 > 0:23:00It was really... I felt awful.
0:23:00 > 0:23:02And also when we were doing scenes
0:23:02 > 0:23:06where we'd be filming a massive KKK rally scene,
0:23:06 > 0:23:08and we're quite a small crew,
0:23:08 > 0:23:10so there's only one guy with the camera.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12So, from a distance, you just see a KKK rally.
0:23:12 > 0:23:15And so people would be driving by getting really angry,
0:23:15 > 0:23:17and then all the skinheads and me,
0:23:17 > 0:23:20we'd all be just like, "No, it's fine! We're not really!
0:23:20 > 0:23:23- "This white power..."- They do that, though!- They would be real but...
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- But, yeah, it was very... It was odd.- Yeah.- Yeah.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27Listen, we've got a clip.
0:23:27 > 0:23:29This is where one of the gang leaders
0:23:29 > 0:23:33- is beginning to suspect...- Yes. - ..that you may not be the real deal.
0:23:33 > 0:23:34Chris Sullivan, yeah.
0:23:34 > 0:23:36What's your opinion on infiltration?
0:23:39 > 0:23:41Uh, how do you mean?
0:23:42 > 0:23:44How do we prevent it?
0:23:44 > 0:23:46Well, uh, it's tough.
0:23:46 > 0:23:48For one thing, you got to keep guys
0:23:48 > 0:23:50with rap sheets out of important positions.
0:23:50 > 0:23:52That's how they flip most people.
0:23:53 > 0:23:55We have a polygraph back at the compound.
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Maybe we should make everybody take it.
0:24:03 > 0:24:07I think someone who's trained can beat a polygraph without blinking.
0:24:08 > 0:24:10Yeah.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Maybe we should just do background checks for everybody,
0:24:15 > 0:24:18get everyone's records and documents together.
0:24:18 > 0:24:21Yeah, I mean, for informants, that might work,
0:24:21 > 0:24:24but for the law enforcement, they just forge whatever they need.
0:24:24 > 0:24:27Yeah, but with a few phone calls, you know...
0:24:28 > 0:24:30..cover only runs so deep.
0:24:32 > 0:24:33Do you suspect someone?
0:24:35 > 0:24:37- APPLAUSE Oh!- That's fascinating.
0:24:37 > 0:24:40It's a really... It actually turned out really well. Yeah.
0:24:40 > 0:24:43- Looks great.- Thank you, dude. Cheers.
0:24:45 > 0:24:47Because, you know, movies are a long time in the planning,
0:24:47 > 0:24:49but the release does seem quite timely,
0:24:49 > 0:24:52because you do kind of fear that these sorts of attitudes
0:24:52 > 0:24:55- are becoming sort of legitimised and more mainstream.- Absolutely.
0:24:55 > 0:24:56Like, we had no idea.
0:24:56 > 0:24:58It's not like none of these things were a problem
0:24:58 > 0:25:00when we made the film. That's obviously why we've made it.
0:25:00 > 0:25:03But at no point when we were making it
0:25:03 > 0:25:05did we think that so much of those views would be shifting
0:25:05 > 0:25:06into the mainstream.
0:25:06 > 0:25:11Like, you know, Mike - Mike German - he talks about how, you know,
0:25:11 > 0:25:13these views were expressed in the '90s,
0:25:13 > 0:25:16were just told about in basements and behind closed doors,
0:25:16 > 0:25:18and now it's obviously in a very public platform.
0:25:18 > 0:25:20Now, talking of public platform,
0:25:20 > 0:25:24I heard you talking on a show where you met Donald Trump.
0:25:24 > 0:25:28- Yes.- But not particularly because you wanted to.- No.
0:25:28 > 0:25:30I was like, "Oh, I love real estate!
0:25:30 > 0:25:32"I have to go meet him," when I was really young.
0:25:32 > 0:25:35- LAUGHTER - No, I was, like, 11 or 12,
0:25:35 > 0:25:39and it was when we were doing press for the first Potter movie
0:25:39 > 0:25:41where they took us to New York and it was the first time
0:25:41 > 0:25:43doing the morning shows in New York.
0:25:43 > 0:25:45And I was about to go on The Today Show.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48I've never been on American morning TV before,
0:25:48 > 0:25:50and I was quite nervous.
0:25:50 > 0:25:52And Donald Trump had also been on that day, and so...
0:25:52 > 0:25:53That's Donald Trump,
0:25:53 > 0:25:56for those of you who had blissfully forgotten what he looked like.
0:25:56 > 0:25:58LAUGHTER
0:25:58 > 0:26:02But then they walked me over to him, cos clearly they were like...
0:26:02 > 0:26:04Somebody said, "Want to meet the kid who plays Harry Potter?"
0:26:04 > 0:26:07And he was like, "Sure." I don't know how that conversation went.
0:26:07 > 0:26:09But they walked me over to him, and he said,
0:26:09 > 0:26:11"Hi. Nice to meet you," and I said, "Nice to meet you."
0:26:11 > 0:26:13And he said, "How are you?"
0:26:13 > 0:26:15I said, "Really, I'm quite nervous. I've never been on TV before.
0:26:15 > 0:26:17"I don't know what I'm going to talk about."
0:26:17 > 0:26:18And he, brilliantly, just said,
0:26:18 > 0:26:20"You just tell them you met Mr Trump."
0:26:20 > 0:26:23- LAUGHTER - To me, that's like...
0:26:23 > 0:26:26That is the Everest of self-confidence.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28Like, imagine if I'd just been to you,
0:26:28 > 0:26:31"When you go on that show, just talk about me."
0:26:31 > 0:26:33"Don't even talk about your stuff."
0:26:33 > 0:26:35- Look at the two Americans, and we are both just like...- Sad.
0:26:35 > 0:26:38- Yeah.- .."Oh." - They're laughing. You're really sad.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41- I know. You're all laughing.- Yeah. - LAUGHTER
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- But also, this is kind of the problem...- It's funny now...
0:26:43 > 0:26:45- ..cos you do end up talking about him.- Yeah.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47And we should be talking about the other people.
0:26:47 > 0:26:48Cos I know you're...
0:26:48 > 0:26:50Well, the beauty of the whole thing is you have to,
0:26:50 > 0:26:52cos he just doesn't talk about himself.
0:26:52 > 0:26:55- You feel like you have to... - LAUGHTER
0:26:55 > 0:26:58- Someone promote this guy. - Yeah, exactly.
0:26:58 > 0:27:01You're a big Hillary supporter. I know you've done benefits and...
0:27:01 > 0:27:03- Yes.- Yeah.- I am.
0:27:03 > 0:27:05But you must know the White House very well,
0:27:05 > 0:27:07because you seem to go there a lot.
0:27:07 > 0:27:10- Oh, yeah. I'm there all the time. - What's the...?
0:27:10 > 0:27:12Have you played basketball there or something?
0:27:12 > 0:27:18Well, so, I was asked by President Obama to...
0:27:18 > 0:27:20Everyone hates you already.
0:27:21 > 0:27:24Well, it was more or less, like, you know...
0:27:24 > 0:27:26- IMITATES OBAMA: - .."Just come and sing something."
0:27:26 > 0:27:29LAUGHTER
0:27:29 > 0:27:33But I got there early cos they offered to give us a tour
0:27:33 > 0:27:36of the White House...again, and you had heard these...
0:27:36 > 0:27:38LAUGHTER
0:27:38 > 0:27:40You know, cos I had been there with...
0:27:40 > 0:27:42Yeah, I know. We so heard the "again". Yeah.
0:27:42 > 0:27:45- Yeah.- Guys, stay with me.
0:27:45 > 0:27:47- "I'd love to see what you've done with the place."- Yeah.
0:27:47 > 0:27:50"So, it's different.
0:27:50 > 0:27:53"Wow. You've really done a lot with the kitchen."
0:27:53 > 0:27:56No, so, I'd heard these rumours
0:27:56 > 0:27:59that President Obama had his own basketball court,
0:27:59 > 0:28:02to which I had never heard that there was even a basketball court.
0:28:02 > 0:28:05You always heard about presidents playing golf,
0:28:05 > 0:28:08so I was like, "Can I see the basketball court?"
0:28:08 > 0:28:11And they let me go to the basketball court,
0:28:11 > 0:28:14and the balls have "President Barack Obama"...
0:28:14 > 0:28:17- That's awesome.- ..stitched in, like, "Spalding NBA..."
0:28:17 > 0:28:20- Did you steal one?- No.
0:28:20 > 0:28:21I didn't.
0:28:21 > 0:28:24I asked for one, and they said no.
0:28:26 > 0:28:31So, but I was shooting hoops on the court,
0:28:31 > 0:28:34and I was able to have my manager film me,
0:28:34 > 0:28:36and I made a half-court shot.
0:28:36 > 0:28:39It only took me, like, 40-something tries.
0:28:39 > 0:28:41I made a half-court shot and videotaped it,
0:28:41 > 0:28:44and then there's a picture...
0:28:44 > 0:28:47- I think we've got the picture, yeah. - So, I'm actually showing him...
0:28:48 > 0:28:52Because, you know, everything you do there,
0:28:52 > 0:28:56everyone obviously knows about it.
0:28:56 > 0:28:57I showed up and he goes,
0:28:57 > 0:29:01"I heard you were trying to play basketball on my court."
0:29:01 > 0:29:03- And...- And you're like, "I was good, though!"
0:29:03 > 0:29:04And I was like...
0:29:06 > 0:29:10"Trying"? OK, hold on...President.
0:29:11 > 0:29:15You know, and then I showed him the... He...
0:29:15 > 0:29:21I mean, can we just talk about what an amazing president...?
0:29:22 > 0:29:24- He's amazing. - APPLAUSE
0:29:28 > 0:29:30Now, Daniel Radcliffe, we must also mention...
0:29:30 > 0:29:32Honestly, this is already
0:29:32 > 0:29:34one of the most talked about movies of the year.
0:29:34 > 0:29:37- Swiss Army Man.- Right. - It's out today.- Yes.
0:29:37 > 0:29:40And it's one of those movies, people see it and they love it,
0:29:40 > 0:29:43or they see it and they go, "What was that?"
0:29:43 > 0:29:46No, it is. There's pretty much only two reactions to it.
0:29:46 > 0:29:50I mean, it's the thing that I've done that I honestly think
0:29:50 > 0:29:54I'm the most proud of, just because it's absolutely crazy.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57It's completely gross and completely beautiful
0:29:57 > 0:30:01and completely dumb and very, very clever at the same time.
0:30:01 > 0:30:03And the fact that it manages all that stuff...
0:30:03 > 0:30:05Somebody said it was like a Terrence Malick film
0:30:05 > 0:30:06written by the Farrelly brothers.
0:30:06 > 0:30:09It's just like an amazing combination of, like,
0:30:09 > 0:30:11the most beautiful things you've ever seen
0:30:11 > 0:30:14and stupidity. But it's...
0:30:14 > 0:30:16Honestly, if I could...
0:30:16 > 0:30:19It's a very hard one to pitch, but if I could explain it very quickly,
0:30:19 > 0:30:21then we wouldn't have had to make it.
0:30:21 > 0:30:23I'm sure you'll do better than we did with Trolls.
0:30:23 > 0:30:27- LAUGHTER - It's a kids' movie. No, it is...
0:30:27 > 0:30:31Basically, Paul Dano plays a guy who is a sort of suicidal man
0:30:31 > 0:30:33on a desert island, and just as he's about to top himself
0:30:33 > 0:30:35at the beginning of the movie,
0:30:35 > 0:30:37he sees a dead body wash up on the shore.
0:30:37 > 0:30:40- Bring the kids. - Yeah, bring your kids.
0:30:40 > 0:30:42And that body is played by me. He...
0:30:42 > 0:30:44After a few minutes,
0:30:44 > 0:30:47he's trying to make his final speech and his last words,
0:30:47 > 0:30:49and every time he gets to the point where he's about finished,
0:30:49 > 0:30:52he just hears gas escaping from this body, so he's like,
0:30:52 > 0:30:55"I can't make this sort of profound thing
0:30:55 > 0:30:57"while this corpse is farting in front of me,"
0:30:57 > 0:30:59and sort of ruining his last moments.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02And then he notices that the body starts to move around
0:31:02 > 0:31:04in the water, and within about two minutes,
0:31:04 > 0:31:10he rides me like a jet ski across the open ocean to safety,
0:31:10 > 0:31:13and then the movie gets sort of progressively weird from there.
0:31:13 > 0:31:15LAUGHTER
0:31:15 > 0:31:18I have to say, you play a dead body throughout...
0:31:18 > 0:31:20- Yeah.- ..and yet strangely,
0:31:20 > 0:31:22it is one of the most life-affirming films you'll see.
0:31:22 > 0:31:24- Yeah, it is.- It's joyous. - It is joyous.
0:31:24 > 0:31:27It's about joy. Like, the principal...
0:31:27 > 0:31:29You mean he literally rides you like a jet ski?
0:31:29 > 0:31:31- Yeah. - LAUGHTER
0:31:31 > 0:31:33It's amazing. Seriously.
0:31:33 > 0:31:35And the music, the soundtrack is amazing.
0:31:35 > 0:31:40- It just registered with me.- Yeah. - I must see this movie.
0:31:40 > 0:31:45Really, it's really, really special, and, yeah, just like nothing else.
0:31:45 > 0:31:47We've got a few visual things.
0:31:47 > 0:31:49Just because you're not playing just a corpse.
0:31:49 > 0:31:50Yeah, I play a sort of magical dead guy.
0:31:50 > 0:31:52- So, you produce water. - I am the Swiss Arm Man.
0:31:52 > 0:31:54You can sort of walk a bit.
0:31:54 > 0:31:58That's Paul puppeteering me, telling me I'm special.
0:31:58 > 0:31:59This is amazing. You can shoot things out.
0:31:59 > 0:32:02Look at that. That's good. You shoot things.
0:32:02 > 0:32:04That thing is a machine gun.
0:32:04 > 0:32:07- Chopping stuff.- You're useful. LAUGHTER
0:32:07 > 0:32:11- Yeah. I'm...- You're really useful. - That is the Swiss Army Man.- Yeah.
0:32:11 > 0:32:14LAUGHTER
0:32:14 > 0:32:16People who are in film look at that and go,
0:32:16 > 0:32:19"Cool! That looks like nothing else. That looks really exciting,"
0:32:19 > 0:32:21- which is a nice... - That looks fucking rad.
0:32:21 > 0:32:23LAUGHTER
0:32:23 > 0:32:26- Put that on the poster. - Get that on the poster.
0:32:26 > 0:32:30"Fucking rad" - Justin Timberlake.
0:32:30 > 0:32:32- Sorry.- Actually, cut your whole explanation, and just use that.
0:32:32 > 0:32:36Yeah. In fact, don't even ask me about the film. Just ask Justin.
0:32:36 > 0:32:38The dead eye thing, you can do the dead eye thing.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41Yes, the dead eye thing was a thing I thought everybody could do,
0:32:41 > 0:32:44where I just make one of my eyes go a bit lazy and weird. Yeah, see?
0:32:44 > 0:32:47- I can do that too.- Some other people can do it. You're doing something.
0:32:47 > 0:32:51- It's effective. I don't know. Yeah. - Now I'm embarrassed...
0:32:51 > 0:32:52cos I don't know if I can do it.
0:32:52 > 0:32:54I think I've got a slightly lazy eye anyway,
0:32:54 > 0:32:58and so I just did that and it just makes me look very dead on screen.
0:32:58 > 0:33:00And they put all the other make-up on and stuff, and when I saw that,
0:33:00 > 0:33:03it was like, "OK, I don't have to worry about playing dead.
0:33:03 > 0:33:04"I look really, really dead."
0:33:04 > 0:33:07- But they made a dead Daniel. - Yes, they did make a dead me.
0:33:07 > 0:33:08I've had dead me's made before,
0:33:08 > 0:33:11but this was the one that got put through the ringer, like, a lot.
0:33:11 > 0:33:13But Paul Dano wanted me on his back most of the time.
0:33:13 > 0:33:16- He got very strong carrying me around.- I bet he did.
0:33:16 > 0:33:21And dead Daniel, much excitement, because dead Daniel is here.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24- CHEERING - We should call him Manny, really.
0:33:24 > 0:33:28- He's right here.- I feel sick. - Here is dead Daniel.
0:33:28 > 0:33:30- He was there the whole time?! - Look at that.
0:33:30 > 0:33:32Where do you want to sit him?
0:33:32 > 0:33:34It's weird, because it's like he's dead.
0:33:34 > 0:33:37- It's like he's dead. - Don't put it next to me, please.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40No, no, no. Will he sit up?
0:33:40 > 0:33:42Not really.
0:33:42 > 0:33:44So, yeah.
0:33:44 > 0:33:47- Touch his hand. Touch his hand. - No! No, no, no.
0:33:47 > 0:33:50- It's so creepy.- No. - Yeah, that's weird.
0:33:50 > 0:33:52Come on, dude.
0:33:54 > 0:33:56He really is sort of falling apart at this point,
0:33:56 > 0:33:59but he's been sent down rivers, he got mauled by a bear.
0:33:59 > 0:34:02Like, this was all things we did to him during filming.
0:34:02 > 0:34:05It's really good, though. Look at the eyebrows and stuff.
0:34:05 > 0:34:07- SHE GAGS - Yeah.
0:34:07 > 0:34:10LAUGHTER
0:34:10 > 0:34:12It's strangely horrible. I don't know.
0:34:12 > 0:34:14I don't know what's happening to it at the end of the press tour,
0:34:14 > 0:34:17so if anybody, you know, wants it...
0:34:17 > 0:34:19CHEERING
0:34:19 > 0:34:20Maybe not, actually.
0:34:20 > 0:34:23Given your enthusiasm, I feel like maybe you should not have this.
0:34:23 > 0:34:28LAUGHTER Yeah, he will look worse.
0:34:28 > 0:34:31- LAUGHTER - But, yeah...
0:34:31 > 0:34:34- So...- Based on that reaction,
0:34:34 > 0:34:38there's no telling what type of experience dead Daniel could have.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40Yeah.
0:34:40 > 0:34:42So, shall I leave him here or should I put him back?
0:34:42 > 0:34:45- Leave him there for a bit.- OK. You tell me when you want him gone.
0:34:45 > 0:34:49I mean, it's quite disconcerting because he is sort of staring at me.
0:34:49 > 0:34:50Oh, no. Wait.
0:34:53 > 0:34:54- There we go.- There you go.
0:34:57 > 0:34:59- God.- Wow.
0:34:59 > 0:35:04I'm, like, only very slightly paler than him, though.
0:35:04 > 0:35:06Just, like, one shade.
0:35:06 > 0:35:08It's beautiful. He's beautiful.
0:35:08 > 0:35:09Right, ladies and gentlemen,
0:35:09 > 0:35:11it's time to meet our musical guest tonight.
0:35:11 > 0:35:14He rose to fame as a member of Take That,
0:35:14 > 0:35:18before becoming one of the biggest selling solo artists of all time.
0:35:18 > 0:35:21Now, he's back with his 11th studio album.
0:35:21 > 0:35:22Yes, The Heavy Entertainment Show.
0:35:22 > 0:35:25Please welcome Robbie Williams!
0:35:25 > 0:35:26APPLAUSE
0:35:26 > 0:35:29# I don't wanna rock, DJ... #
0:35:29 > 0:35:30Yeah!
0:35:30 > 0:35:33So nice to see you. Thank you so much for doing this.
0:35:33 > 0:35:36Good to see you.
0:35:36 > 0:35:39- Good to see you, man. - Good to see you, too.
0:35:39 > 0:35:40Anna...
0:35:40 > 0:35:42Hello, hello.
0:35:42 > 0:35:45- Hi, mate. Hello, hello, hello. - Here you go. Have a seat.
0:35:45 > 0:35:47- Yeah! - Hi, everyone.
0:35:47 > 0:35:50Robbie Williams. APPLAUSE
0:35:52 > 0:35:53- Oh...- So nice to see you.
0:35:53 > 0:35:56- Oh, it's nice to see you, too. - Nice to see you.
0:35:56 > 0:35:58Let's see what trouble I can get you in tonight.
0:35:58 > 0:36:00Have you met Justin Timberlake before?
0:36:00 > 0:36:03- We have.- Yeah, ages ago, but we've never got to hang out.
0:36:03 > 0:36:06I'd like to do that at some point. That would be great.
0:36:06 > 0:36:08- How are you doing, mate? - I'm in.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10- OK, cool. It's on. - It's on.- We're doing it.
0:36:10 > 0:36:11You, me, and Dead Daniel.
0:36:13 > 0:36:16Dead Dan looks like me, pre-rehab.
0:36:20 > 0:36:21This new album...
0:36:21 > 0:36:25The Heavy Entertainment Show. Now, this album...
0:36:25 > 0:36:27These are good stats, ladies and gentlemen.
0:36:27 > 0:36:31If this album goes to number one - it will go to number one -
0:36:31 > 0:36:33you will tie with Elvis Presley
0:36:33 > 0:36:36for the most number one albums by a male solo artist.
0:36:36 > 0:36:37Geez!
0:36:37 > 0:36:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:36:39 > 0:36:41Thank you.
0:36:43 > 0:36:45There is a lady over your shoulder that made the face like,
0:36:45 > 0:36:48"That shouldn't be happening."
0:36:48 > 0:36:50And then when she saw me staring at her, she was like...
0:36:53 > 0:36:56Yeah, no, it's incredible.
0:36:56 > 0:36:59You know, you get many of those "pinch yourself" moments
0:36:59 > 0:37:01throughout your life, but then, you sort of go,
0:37:01 > 0:37:04"Is this real? Is this really what's happening?"
0:37:04 > 0:37:08But I'm here, I'm still knocking about, still singing songs.
0:37:08 > 0:37:09- Seems to be going OK.- Yeah!
0:37:09 > 0:37:11What are you going to be singing for us tonight?
0:37:11 > 0:37:14It's a song called Party Like A Russian.
0:37:14 > 0:37:16LAUGHTER
0:37:16 > 0:37:18I hear you. Yeah.
0:37:18 > 0:37:20OK, cool.
0:37:20 > 0:37:24Obviously, you know, inspiration for songs comes from all over the place.
0:37:24 > 0:37:28You know... But there is one track on here
0:37:28 > 0:37:31that I think most people wouldn't assume was inspired
0:37:31 > 0:37:33by your new baby son.
0:37:33 > 0:37:35Yeah. I wrote a song about my daughter,
0:37:35 > 0:37:36and it's called Go Gentle.
0:37:36 > 0:37:38- It's beautiful. - Thank you very much.
0:37:38 > 0:37:40And it is definitely a, sort of, loving,
0:37:40 > 0:37:42"I'm having a daughter."
0:37:42 > 0:37:44# If you date my daughter
0:37:44 > 0:37:46# And you come round to my place
0:37:46 > 0:37:48# I'll bludgeon you with a teacup
0:37:48 > 0:37:50# And smash you in the face. #
0:37:50 > 0:37:51LAUGHTER
0:37:51 > 0:37:55It's protective, and then, you know...I sort of...
0:37:57 > 0:37:59..had my son, Charlie,
0:37:59 > 0:38:01and with a boy, you're kind of like...
0:38:01 > 0:38:03# Come on, get up, you can do this. #
0:38:03 > 0:38:05You know. "You know, get up..."
0:38:05 > 0:38:08So I decided to write a song for him.
0:38:08 > 0:38:10It's called Motherfucker.
0:38:10 > 0:38:12LAUGHTER
0:38:12 > 0:38:13- ANNA:- Oh, wow!
0:38:13 > 0:38:16- Yep. - APPLAUSE
0:38:18 > 0:38:20Can't stop the feeling.
0:38:20 > 0:38:24# I've got the feeling coming on Dance, dance, dance... #
0:38:24 > 0:38:26It can be the first dance at his wedding.
0:38:26 > 0:38:29I'm sure it will be. Yeah.
0:38:30 > 0:38:32So, now that you, you know...
0:38:32 > 0:38:36Here you are, the 11th album and, you know, happily married,
0:38:36 > 0:38:38you've got your children, now.
0:38:38 > 0:38:40But over the years, I mean, fans...
0:38:40 > 0:38:44You must have had, kind of, some wild fans.
0:38:44 > 0:38:48What's the maddest thing a fan has given you or done or whatever?
0:38:48 > 0:38:49Herpes.
0:38:49 > 0:38:54LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:39:01 > 0:39:03Justin knows you can't get it twice.
0:39:06 > 0:39:07So...
0:39:09 > 0:39:11But I'll get...I'll get in...
0:39:11 > 0:39:14I'll get in a lot of trouble for telling the story.
0:39:14 > 0:39:16- Ooh!- OK.
0:39:16 > 0:39:19- It's not too late to back out. - It is, shut up!
0:39:19 > 0:39:22- Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. - I'm in.- Go.
0:39:22 > 0:39:25Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm telling this, but I will.
0:39:25 > 0:39:29So, back in the day, I was renting a castle, right?
0:39:29 > 0:39:31Of course you were!
0:39:31 > 0:39:33Cos that's my life, I was renting a castle,
0:39:33 > 0:39:36and we were renting it to rehearse in for a tour.
0:39:36 > 0:39:38And I was in this big room in this castle.
0:39:38 > 0:39:41I had gone to sleep and I'd woken up and I was lying on my bed
0:39:41 > 0:39:46and I was cognisant and I was awake, but I hadn't opened my eyes yet.
0:39:46 > 0:39:48And I was getting more and more confused,
0:39:48 > 0:39:51because I could swear there was somebody in my room,
0:39:51 > 0:39:54and I could swear that they were, sort of,
0:39:54 > 0:39:56tidying up or cleaning or something.
0:39:56 > 0:39:59And sure enough, I opened my eyes,
0:39:59 > 0:40:02and there was a lady at the bottom of the bed.
0:40:02 > 0:40:06And she could have been anywhere from 28 to 58.
0:40:07 > 0:40:11And she'd got this headset on, and it had Sellotape on,
0:40:11 > 0:40:14and the lead went down to a cassette player.
0:40:14 > 0:40:16Now, we were way in the days of CDs at this time,
0:40:16 > 0:40:19and I was like, "Wow... The situation is really odd."
0:40:19 > 0:40:22But you just woke up, so you don't really know what is going on.
0:40:22 > 0:40:24So she looks at me and I look at her,
0:40:24 > 0:40:27and I went, "All right?"
0:40:28 > 0:40:30And she went, "All right?"
0:40:30 > 0:40:33And she looked on the floor, where my underpants were,
0:40:33 > 0:40:36and she went, "Calvin Kleins?"
0:40:36 > 0:40:38And I went, "Yeah."
0:40:38 > 0:40:40She went, "Pussy."
0:40:42 > 0:40:47I'm like, "OK, this is definitely really weird."
0:40:47 > 0:40:51And she went, "Have you got morning glory?"
0:40:51 > 0:40:53AUDIENCE GASPS
0:40:53 > 0:40:57This is back in the day when I used to have morning glory.
0:40:59 > 0:41:01So, I was like...
0:41:01 > 0:41:02"Yeah".
0:41:03 > 0:41:05She says, "I'll wank you off."
0:41:05 > 0:41:07GASPING AND LAUGHTER
0:41:11 > 0:41:12Right?
0:41:14 > 0:41:16So...so...
0:41:16 > 0:41:19I'm a creative fellow, and I'm really young -
0:41:19 > 0:41:23I can close my eyes and pretend that it's somebody else.
0:41:23 > 0:41:24- INAUDIBLY:- Oh, my...!
0:41:25 > 0:41:28So...I was like,
0:41:28 > 0:41:29"Yeah, go on, then."
0:41:29 > 0:41:32LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:41:32 > 0:41:34So, anyway, anyway, anyway...
0:41:34 > 0:41:39She does the dirty deed and it's confusing, and I felt defiled.
0:41:41 > 0:41:43And, off she went on her merry way.
0:41:43 > 0:41:46And that night, I was with the lady that ran the castle.
0:41:46 > 0:41:48It was her job to run the castle.
0:41:48 > 0:41:52I said, "You know what?" I said, "Your cleaner's weird."
0:41:52 > 0:41:54And she said, "What do you mean?"
0:41:54 > 0:41:57I said, "The cleaner that came in today, she's weird."
0:41:57 > 0:41:59She said, "We don't have cleaners on a Wednesday."
0:41:59 > 0:42:01LAUGHTER
0:42:01 > 0:42:03Just somebody that had walked in off the street
0:42:03 > 0:42:05with a feather duster,
0:42:05 > 0:42:08- come up and give me a hand job... - LAUGHTER
0:42:08 > 0:42:09..and then left.
0:42:09 > 0:42:12But not only that - cut to, like, three years later...
0:42:12 > 0:42:15I'm with my band and I'm like...
0:42:15 > 0:42:18And it was just the lady that had come up,
0:42:18 > 0:42:19gave me a hand job and left,
0:42:19 > 0:42:21and my guitarist went,
0:42:21 > 0:42:23"That's Maureen from the pub,
0:42:23 > 0:42:26"she said she did that but nobody believed her!"
0:42:26 > 0:42:29LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:42:36 > 0:42:38Too soon?
0:42:38 > 0:42:40No, my friend. Too late.
0:42:40 > 0:42:43LAUGHTER
0:42:46 > 0:42:48I mean, that's the best... We can all go home now.
0:42:48 > 0:42:50That's the best story ever!
0:42:50 > 0:42:52INAUDIBLE
0:42:52 > 0:42:54You just shitted on my President Obama story!
0:42:54 > 0:42:57LAUGHTER
0:42:57 > 0:43:00I'll give you the address of the castle.
0:43:00 > 0:43:04Maureen will definitely come and visit you!
0:43:04 > 0:43:06- Oh, man. - What a lovely, lovely story!
0:43:06 > 0:43:09LAUGHTER
0:43:09 > 0:43:10Hi, kids!
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Daddy's working!
0:43:14 > 0:43:17- While we recover, shall we have some music?- Yes, please!
0:43:17 > 0:43:20Let's do it. It looks amazing, that big screen over there.
0:43:20 > 0:43:21Your musicians await.
0:43:21 > 0:43:23So, if you want to go over there...
0:43:23 > 0:43:26Robbie Williams, everybody! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:33 > 0:43:34All right!
0:43:34 > 0:43:36Here we go, ladies and gentlemen.
0:43:36 > 0:43:38Performing Party Like A Russian,
0:43:38 > 0:43:41it is Mr Robbie Williams!
0:43:41 > 0:43:45CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:51 > 0:43:54# It takes a certain kind of man with a certain reputation
0:43:54 > 0:43:58# To alleviate the cash from a whole entire nation
0:43:58 > 0:44:03# Take my loose change and build my own space station
0:44:03 > 0:44:04# Just because you can, man
0:44:04 > 0:44:06# Ain't no refutin' or disputin'
0:44:06 > 0:44:07# I'm a modern Rasputin
0:44:07 > 0:44:11# Subcontract disputes to some brutes in Louboutin
0:44:11 > 0:44:15# Act highfalutin while my boys put the boot in
0:44:15 > 0:44:17# They do the can-can
0:44:17 > 0:44:19# Spasibo
0:44:20 > 0:44:22# Party like a Russian
0:44:23 > 0:44:25# End of discussion
0:44:26 > 0:44:29# Dance like you've got concussion, oh
0:44:30 > 0:44:33# Put a doll inside a doll
0:44:33 > 0:44:35# Party like a Russian
0:44:36 > 0:44:38# Disco seduction
0:44:39 > 0:44:42# Party like a Russian, oh
0:44:43 > 0:44:47# Have it like an oligarch
0:44:59 > 0:45:01# I got Stolly and Bolly
0:45:01 > 0:45:03# And Molly, so I'm jolly
0:45:03 > 0:45:06# And I'm always off my trolley so I never say sorry
0:45:06 > 0:45:10# There's a doll inside a doll, inside a doll, inside a dolly
0:45:10 > 0:45:12# Hello, Dolly
0:45:12 > 0:45:15# I put a bank inside a car, inside a plane, inside a boat
0:45:15 > 0:45:19# It takes half the western world just to keep the ship afloat
0:45:19 > 0:45:22# I never ever smile unless there's something to promote
0:45:22 > 0:45:25# I just won't emote
0:45:25 > 0:45:28# Spasibo
0:45:28 > 0:45:30# Party like a Russian
0:45:31 > 0:45:33# End of discussion
0:45:34 > 0:45:37# Dance like you've got concussion, oh
0:45:38 > 0:45:41# We've got soul and we've got gold
0:45:41 > 0:45:44# Party like a Russian
0:45:44 > 0:45:47# Disco seduction
0:45:47 > 0:45:51# Party like a Russian, oh
0:45:52 > 0:45:56# Have it like an oligarch
0:46:01 > 0:46:04# We're the Russian boys, we're everywhere
0:46:04 > 0:46:07# There's revolution in the air
0:46:07 > 0:46:09# Oh-oh-oh
0:46:09 > 0:46:12# Oh-oh-oh
0:46:14 > 0:46:16# Party like a Russian
0:46:17 > 0:46:20# End of discussion
0:46:20 > 0:46:23# Dance like you've got concussion, oh
0:46:23 > 0:46:27# Put a doll inside a doll
0:46:27 > 0:46:29# Party like a Russian
0:46:30 > 0:46:32# Disco seduction
0:46:33 > 0:46:35# Party like a Russian, oh
0:46:37 > 0:46:41# Have it like an oligarch. #
0:46:42 > 0:46:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:46:51 > 0:46:54Robbie Williams, everybody!
0:46:55 > 0:46:56Come back and join us.
0:46:56 > 0:46:58Robbie Williams!
0:46:58 > 0:46:59Great job!
0:46:59 > 0:47:01That was excellent. Well done.
0:47:01 > 0:47:03- Thank you.- Come back!
0:47:03 > 0:47:05Sit at the end, there, for one second.
0:47:05 > 0:47:08We're nearly done. Just sit there for one second.
0:47:08 > 0:47:10Thank you, thank you, thank you.
0:47:10 > 0:47:12I should tell everybody that the album,
0:47:12 > 0:47:15The Heavy Entertainment Show, is out on November 4th, I believe?
0:47:15 > 0:47:18- Yeah.- Presumably, you'll be touring and everything?
0:47:18 > 0:47:20Yeah, next year, but there's no dates planned,
0:47:20 > 0:47:21I just know that's it's happening.
0:47:21 > 0:47:22Improv. Very relaxed.
0:47:22 > 0:47:25Yeah, it's very relaxed, it always is. We'll do it right here.
0:47:25 > 0:47:27Yeah! Thank you so much, Robbie.
0:47:27 > 0:47:30That was great. Now... CHEERING
0:47:30 > 0:47:32..I'm afraid that is it for tonight.
0:47:32 > 0:47:35We've no time for red chairs, I'm afraid.
0:47:35 > 0:47:37I know.
0:47:37 > 0:47:40But to be fair, it would be very hard to top Robbie's story.
0:47:40 > 0:47:44- Yeah.- So, it just remains to say a big thank you to my guests tonight.
0:47:44 > 0:47:48Mr Robbie Williams. CHEERING
0:47:48 > 0:47:51Daniel Radcliffe. CHEERING
0:47:51 > 0:47:54Anna Kendrick. CHEERING
0:47:54 > 0:47:59And Mr Justin Timberlake. CHEERING
0:47:59 > 0:48:01Join me next week for a packed sofa.
0:48:01 > 0:48:02Musical guest Amber Riley,
0:48:02 > 0:48:05the hilarious John Bishop and Miranda Hart,
0:48:05 > 0:48:07actors Sam Neill and Ewan McGregor,
0:48:07 > 0:48:08and the great Danny DeVito.
0:48:08 > 0:48:10I'll see you then!
0:48:10 > 0:48:12Goodnight, everybody. Bye-bye! APPLAUSE