Episode 13

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03- Hi, I'm Emily Stone... - And I'm Ryan Gosling.

0:00:03 > 0:00:06- And you're watching... - BOTH: The Graham Norton Show.

0:00:06 > 0:00:07APPLAUSE

0:00:23 > 0:00:24Hello!

0:00:25 > 0:00:26Oh, hello!

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Oh, too kind!

0:00:29 > 0:00:33Thank you very much! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

0:00:33 > 0:00:36Hello, and welcome!

0:00:36 > 0:00:39Well done for braving the cold weather, everyone.

0:00:39 > 0:00:41And a big thank you to the train drivers,

0:00:41 > 0:00:43who ignored the icy conditions

0:00:43 > 0:00:45and treated today like any other working day.

0:00:45 > 0:00:46LAUGHTER

0:00:48 > 0:00:50That'll show 'em.

0:00:50 > 0:00:51Hey, got a great show tonight!

0:00:51 > 0:00:54The stars of hit new film La La Land are here.

0:00:54 > 0:00:55Yes!

0:00:55 > 0:00:57CHEERING

0:00:57 > 0:00:58La La Land is a musical. I LOVE musicals!

0:00:58 > 0:01:00It's about a film actress. I love films!

0:01:00 > 0:01:02And a jazz musician.

0:01:03 > 0:01:04LAUGHTER The musical is...

0:01:04 > 0:01:06The musical is set in Hollywood,

0:01:06 > 0:01:09and it does portray showbusiness in a very glamorous way, you know.

0:01:09 > 0:01:12Because in real life, if you want to star in a musical,

0:01:12 > 0:01:14you have to go through a casting process

0:01:14 > 0:01:16with some seedy old blokes...

0:01:16 > 0:01:17Yeah, it's not nice.

0:01:17 > 0:01:19LAUGHTER

0:01:19 > 0:01:22Now, all my guests were at the Golden Globes Awards this week,

0:01:22 > 0:01:24and for many, the highlight was Meryl Streep

0:01:24 > 0:01:26taking down President-elect Donald Trump.

0:01:26 > 0:01:28CHEERING

0:01:28 > 0:01:30There's Meryl. Good old Meryl.

0:01:30 > 0:01:32Of course, no-one knew she was going to do that.

0:01:32 > 0:01:34Well, I say that. The Russians probably did.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35LAUGHTER

0:01:35 > 0:01:37It's weird, cos Meryl Streep was the Iron Lady,

0:01:37 > 0:01:39whereas Donald Trump, more of a...

0:01:39 > 0:01:40hmm, rusted man.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42LAUGHTER

0:01:42 > 0:01:45Meanwhile... Like, the news is so genius at the moment.

0:01:45 > 0:01:48It's been claimed British spies have uncovered evidence

0:01:48 > 0:01:52of Donald Trump in a Russian hotel room with prostitutes

0:01:52 > 0:01:55performing "perverted sexual acts".

0:01:55 > 0:01:56LAUGHTER

0:01:56 > 0:01:59Here's one of the compromising photographs.

0:01:59 > 0:02:00LAUGHTER

0:02:00 > 0:02:01Oh, no, sorry, my mistake.

0:02:01 > 0:02:03That's a hospital bed over Christmas.

0:02:03 > 0:02:05LAUGHTER AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:02:07 > 0:02:09I'm on it tonight. On it!

0:02:09 > 0:02:11Hey, let's get some guests on!

0:02:11 > 0:02:13CHEERING

0:02:13 > 0:02:14Later, we'll be having music

0:02:14 > 0:02:17from the wonderful Gregory Porter, everybody!

0:02:19 > 0:02:22But first, fresh from a clean sweep at the Golden Globes,

0:02:22 > 0:02:25they're the stars of this year's most critically-acclaimed film,

0:02:25 > 0:02:27the all-singing, all-dancing La La Land.

0:02:27 > 0:02:30Please welcome Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling!

0:02:30 > 0:02:31CHEERING

0:02:35 > 0:02:36Hello!

0:02:36 > 0:02:39Welcome. Lovely to see you. Hello.

0:02:41 > 0:02:42DROWNED BY APPLAUSE

0:02:44 > 0:02:47There you go. There you go.

0:02:47 > 0:02:49And joining Emma and Ryan,

0:02:49 > 0:02:52the stars of Hollywood's latest gangster classic,

0:02:52 > 0:02:53Live By Night,

0:02:53 > 0:02:56please welcome Sienna Miller and double Oscar winner Ben Affleck!

0:02:56 > 0:02:57CHEERING

0:03:01 > 0:03:02Lovely to see you.

0:03:02 > 0:03:05Hello, sir. Welcome back. Lovely to see you.

0:03:05 > 0:03:07There you go!

0:03:12 > 0:03:15Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

0:03:15 > 0:03:16LAUGHTER

0:03:16 > 0:03:18I'm excited!

0:03:18 > 0:03:21- Welcome, all. Lovely to see you all. - Thank you very much.

0:03:21 > 0:03:23I like that, straight in!

0:03:23 > 0:03:24LAUGHTER

0:03:24 > 0:03:27Was it dry back there? Was there a dry area?

0:03:27 > 0:03:29- It's a dry establishment.- Yes.

0:03:29 > 0:03:32So... Now, how does it work, do you all...?

0:03:32 > 0:03:33You two know each other.

0:03:33 > 0:03:34- Yes.- Yes.- Yeah.

0:03:34 > 0:03:36- You obviously know Sienna. - I know Sienna.

0:03:36 > 0:03:37You're in a film together.

0:03:37 > 0:03:40I do. And I sort of know these guys a little bit from, you know,

0:03:40 > 0:03:42running around in the celebrity petting zoo.

0:03:42 > 0:03:43LAUGHTER

0:03:44 > 0:03:46Ryan, no?

0:03:46 > 0:03:47There was no petting.

0:03:47 > 0:03:49LAUGHTER

0:03:49 > 0:03:50Light petting.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Now, all four of you were at the Golden Globes,

0:03:52 > 0:03:54and that's one of the good ones, isn't it?

0:03:54 > 0:03:56Cos that's kind of a proper boozy night, isn't it?

0:03:56 > 0:03:58- Yes.- SIENNA:- Really boozy. - It's a fun, crazy night.

0:03:58 > 0:03:59We're all like, "Hur!"

0:03:59 > 0:04:01LAUGHTER

0:04:01 > 0:04:04- I had some fun. - I had some fun, too. Yeah.

0:04:04 > 0:04:05Fun? No fun?

0:04:05 > 0:04:07- Yeah, I had fun.- Fun.

0:04:07 > 0:04:08LAUGHTER

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Fun? No fun?

0:04:09 > 0:04:11- Oh, I had a great time.- Fun.

0:04:11 > 0:04:12LAUGHTER

0:04:12 > 0:04:16- My brother won. It was spectacular. Magnificent.- Yeah, which...

0:04:16 > 0:04:18- Which was very thrilling. - It was.- And well deserved.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Yeah, no, very well deserved.

0:04:20 > 0:04:22APPLAUSE

0:04:23 > 0:04:24His speech...

0:04:25 > 0:04:29- His speech felt a bit... - It felt lacking, didn't it?

0:04:29 > 0:04:30Yes! It felt a bit...

0:04:30 > 0:04:31Well, I'm not sure what it was lacking...

0:04:31 > 0:04:33I think it was me.

0:04:33 > 0:04:34LAUGHTER

0:04:34 > 0:04:38Notice, when I won the Academy Award, which...

0:04:38 > 0:04:40That's a different award from the Golden Globes.

0:04:40 > 0:04:44I won, and I thanked my brother, who I called a genius.

0:04:45 > 0:04:47I mean...

0:04:47 > 0:04:49Casey thanks Matt Damon.

0:04:49 > 0:04:51He thanks Denzel Washington.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53- People he doesn't even know. - LAUGHTER

0:04:53 > 0:04:57And so, there I was. But it was... I appreciate that, thank you(!)

0:04:57 > 0:04:58LAUGHTER

0:04:58 > 0:05:01But you're still wishing him well. You want him to win the Oscar.

0:05:01 > 0:05:02I wish him less well now.

0:05:02 > 0:05:03LAUGHTER

0:05:03 > 0:05:05No, but you want him to win the Oscar

0:05:05 > 0:05:06cos it'll make history if he wins an Oscar.

0:05:06 > 0:05:08It would be an exciting thing, yes.

0:05:08 > 0:05:10Cos what is it, you're the first brothers...?

0:05:10 > 0:05:13We'd be the only brothers to win for different movies, yeah.

0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Oh, wow.- Shirley MacLaine and Warren Beatty both have Oscars,

0:05:16 > 0:05:18but they're not brothers, they're siblings.

0:05:18 > 0:05:19That's very well observed.

0:05:19 > 0:05:21LAUGHTER

0:05:21 > 0:05:23But, yeah, it'll be cool.

0:05:23 > 0:05:26But I heard you say that that wouldn't be the only first, if Casey wins.

0:05:26 > 0:05:29No, he'd be the first bed-wetter to win an Academy Award.

0:05:29 > 0:05:30LAUGHTER

0:05:31 > 0:05:35It would be so ground-breaking, there would be so many firsts!

0:05:35 > 0:05:37Is he a... He's a current bed-wetter?

0:05:37 > 0:05:39- He still... Yes. - LAUGHTER

0:05:39 > 0:05:40OK, OK, OK.

0:05:40 > 0:05:42All right.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43And now...

0:05:43 > 0:05:46Everyone on the couch, when you've been to awards shows,

0:05:46 > 0:05:49the Oscars, the Golden Globes, you've all taken your parents.

0:05:49 > 0:05:51Which is... I mean, that seems...

0:05:51 > 0:05:54- You know, to have all four of you all do the same thing...- Touching!

0:05:54 > 0:05:57It's lovely! Now, Ryan, your mum...

0:05:57 > 0:05:59She, I mean, I'm sure she likes meeting the celebrities,

0:05:59 > 0:06:01but isn't it the gift room that's really her thing she enjoys?

0:06:03 > 0:06:05I don't want to out my mom like this.

0:06:05 > 0:06:06LAUGHTER

0:06:08 > 0:06:10I will tell a funny story about that picture, though,

0:06:10 > 0:06:13which is that my mom was convinced that year by her friend

0:06:13 > 0:06:15that beehives were going to be all the rage.

0:06:15 > 0:06:16LAUGHTER

0:06:16 > 0:06:19And that if you didn't have a beehive, you would feel embarrassed.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21And it turned out to be the opposite,

0:06:21 > 0:06:23it was a natural hair vibe that night.

0:06:23 > 0:06:24LAUGHTER

0:06:24 > 0:06:27And my mom sat in front of Rachel Weisz,

0:06:27 > 0:06:30and her hair was so high that Rachel had to keep...

0:06:30 > 0:06:32LAUGHTER

0:06:32 > 0:06:35And my mom kept sinking in her chair.

0:06:35 > 0:06:38And I didn't know what to do, cos I was, you know,

0:06:38 > 0:06:40I wanted her to have a nice night. So I...

0:06:40 > 0:06:42I didn't know Meryl Streep, but she was sitting next to me,

0:06:42 > 0:06:43and I said, in a commercial break,

0:06:43 > 0:06:47"Would you mind just telling my mom you like her hair?"

0:06:47 > 0:06:49- Aww!- AUDIENCE: Aww!

0:06:49 > 0:06:50And she was like, "I got this."

0:06:50 > 0:06:52And then the commercial went and she goes,

0:06:52 > 0:06:54"Do you know, I was going to do a beehive, and I wish I had."

0:06:54 > 0:06:55AUDIENCE: Aww!

0:06:55 > 0:06:57And my mom was like...

0:06:57 > 0:06:58LAUGHTER

0:06:58 > 0:06:59..raising the roof all night.

0:06:59 > 0:07:03- Does she already know that story, your mom?- My mom?- Yes.

0:07:03 > 0:07:05- No.- Oh, no, now you've ruined it. - Oh!

0:07:05 > 0:07:06LAUGHTER

0:07:06 > 0:07:08Yikes!

0:07:08 > 0:07:09She doesn't watch this show.

0:07:09 > 0:07:11- She's not going to know. - She'll never see this.- Yeah.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13LAUGHTER

0:07:13 > 0:07:14Emma, now, your mother,

0:07:14 > 0:07:17does she pretend to not know the famous people,

0:07:17 > 0:07:21or does she just get a bit overexcited and forget who they are?

0:07:21 > 0:07:24She... Well, I mean, the first time I went to the Golden Globes,

0:07:24 > 0:07:28just to spring that back around, that was this year.

0:07:28 > 0:07:30And we were sitting next to...

0:07:30 > 0:07:32Now it's, you know, not as fun to talk about,

0:07:32 > 0:07:35but we were sitting next to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

0:07:35 > 0:07:37And she was just asking multiple questions, like,

0:07:37 > 0:07:39if they had kids, maybe?

0:07:39 > 0:07:41LAUGHTER

0:07:41 > 0:07:42"Do you? What's it like?

0:07:42 > 0:07:44"I mean, I had no idea!" The whole time.

0:07:44 > 0:07:46- So it was like... She knew everything.- Yeah. Clearly!

0:07:46 > 0:07:48LAUGHTER

0:07:48 > 0:07:49You two work in the movie business(?)

0:07:49 > 0:07:50LAUGHTER

0:07:50 > 0:07:54Are you like, a producer, or...(?) Are you in "Hollywood", or...(?)

0:07:54 > 0:07:55LAUGHTER

0:07:55 > 0:08:00- And Sienna, now, you took your dad the year of American Sniper?- Yes.

0:08:00 > 0:08:01Now, here's the thing,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04cos I think it is a lovely thing to take your parent to the Oscars,

0:08:04 > 0:08:08but once the ceremony's over, don't you just want to ditch them?

0:08:08 > 0:08:10Like, do you just go to the pub, and just kind of go...

0:08:10 > 0:08:12"And I've got an old person, here, if you'd like them?"

0:08:12 > 0:08:13Cos I'm going to a party.

0:08:13 > 0:08:15LAUGHTER

0:08:15 > 0:08:18- No, he came along till five in the AM.- Really?

0:08:18 > 0:08:20Dancing at Guy Oseary's house next to John Travolta.

0:08:20 > 0:08:22LAUGHTER

0:08:22 > 0:08:24He was, like, doing a full, like...

0:08:24 > 0:08:29Wow, there he is. No, he was great. And emotional.

0:08:29 > 0:08:31- And sort of just wept throughout the whole thing.- Aww.

0:08:31 > 0:08:33Yeah, sweet.

0:08:33 > 0:08:34- RYAN:- My mom danced with Prince.

0:08:34 > 0:08:35- Really?- Aww.- Yeah.

0:08:35 > 0:08:37You just totally topped me.

0:08:37 > 0:08:39LAUGHTER

0:08:41 > 0:08:43That was beyond talk show etiquette!

0:08:43 > 0:08:44LAUGHTER

0:08:44 > 0:08:45No, I like it. Can we go one better?

0:08:45 > 0:08:47Can we go one better? We've got a mother with Prince.

0:08:47 > 0:08:49A mother with Prince. LAUGHTER

0:08:49 > 0:08:51Zoom in on Ryan.

0:08:51 > 0:08:54No, cos famously, you and Matt both took your mums.

0:08:54 > 0:08:55Right, we did take our moms,

0:08:55 > 0:08:59which only fuelled rumours of our sexuality, I think.

0:08:59 > 0:09:01LAUGHTER

0:09:01 > 0:09:02You can see why.

0:09:02 > 0:09:04I mean, looking at that photograph...

0:09:04 > 0:09:08But we did take our moms, who look great in that picture, and...

0:09:08 > 0:09:09LAUGHTER

0:09:09 > 0:09:11My mom...

0:09:11 > 0:09:14They do a weird thing where, like, at the Oscars, they put...

0:09:14 > 0:09:17Because they have to rehearse where the shots are going to be and so on,

0:09:17 > 0:09:19it's a television business thing, don't worry about it.

0:09:19 > 0:09:21LAUGHTER

0:09:21 > 0:09:24But they put big name placards of where... So it'll say,

0:09:24 > 0:09:27instead of Jack... It just says Jack Nicholson, you know,

0:09:27 > 0:09:29and they'll say, like, Ryan Gosling or whatever.

0:09:29 > 0:09:31And my mom was obsessed by that,

0:09:31 > 0:09:34and went around taking pictures of all the...

0:09:34 > 0:09:35LAUGHTER

0:09:35 > 0:09:37I was like, "You know that's not the real Jack Nicholson?"

0:09:37 > 0:09:40LAUGHTER

0:09:40 > 0:09:42- She enjoyed her time.- Yeah.

0:09:42 > 0:09:44And probably got them developed, as well.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46LAUGHTER

0:09:46 > 0:09:47They're in an album, now.

0:09:47 > 0:09:50Those days.

0:09:50 > 0:09:52Hey, two really different films tonight.

0:09:52 > 0:09:54Both homages to kind of classic Hollywood genres.

0:09:54 > 0:09:56So, let's start gangster.

0:09:56 > 0:09:59Ben and Sienna star in Live By Night,

0:09:59 > 0:10:00which opens tonight.

0:10:00 > 0:10:02And I say "star in", I mean,

0:10:02 > 0:10:03for Ben, it was much more than that for you.

0:10:03 > 0:10:05This is a real kind of passion project?

0:10:05 > 0:10:08Yes, well, I... I directed it,

0:10:08 > 0:10:10and wrote it,

0:10:10 > 0:10:11and so it's hard to avoid blame,

0:10:11 > 0:10:13you know, at this point...

0:10:13 > 0:10:14LAUGHTER

0:10:14 > 0:10:16But, it's... Yeah, this was something I really wanted,

0:10:16 > 0:10:19to make a classic Hollywood gangster movie.

0:10:19 > 0:10:21That was sort of my dream about this.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24And I got really lucky with a great cast and a great crew.

0:10:24 > 0:10:27So you found the book. And you loved the book.

0:10:27 > 0:10:30The book was sent to me... This... I'm going to name-drop.

0:10:30 > 0:10:32..by Leonardo DiCaprio.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33AUDIENCE: Oooh!

0:10:33 > 0:10:36He and I know each other. Not that well...

0:10:36 > 0:10:37LAUGHTER

0:10:37 > 0:10:40- And...- You're in a book club. - He did send me a book.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42He sent me the book, and I loved it,

0:10:42 > 0:10:45and I thought right away that it was something that I wanted to do.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47My character is a sort of conflicted guy

0:10:47 > 0:10:50whose father is a police superintendent, but who goes to...

0:10:50 > 0:10:52away to the First World War,

0:10:52 > 0:10:55and gets very disillusioned by the sort of meaningless death

0:10:55 > 0:10:59that he sees all around him, and decides that he's going to...

0:10:59 > 0:11:02sort of not take orders from anybody any more, and become an outlaw.

0:11:02 > 0:11:05And he hooks up with this beautiful woman,

0:11:05 > 0:11:08and they sort of have a Bonnie and Clyde kind of thing.

0:11:08 > 0:11:09And it goes from there.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11And it's a great plot, lots of twists and turns, surprises...?

0:11:11 > 0:11:14Trust me. When I tell you the plot is...

0:11:14 > 0:11:16I don't want to go into it, but it's really, really good.

0:11:16 > 0:11:19So, Sienna, how do you fit into the gangster world?

0:11:19 > 0:11:21I... In the film, or how did I get the part?

0:11:21 > 0:11:22- In the film.- Oh!

0:11:22 > 0:11:24- Don't talk about that.- Oh, my God.

0:11:24 > 0:11:25LAUGHTER

0:11:25 > 0:11:26You'd fit in OK in the gangster world!

0:11:26 > 0:11:28Yeah, I'd fit right in!

0:11:28 > 0:11:29I'm a gangster's moll.

0:11:29 > 0:11:32She's, like, an Irish immigrant, daughter of a pimp...

0:11:32 > 0:11:33uncle's a murderer...

0:11:33 > 0:11:35flapper. Heaven.

0:11:35 > 0:11:36LAUGHTER

0:11:36 > 0:11:38- You know - typecasting.- I mean, you know, perfect casting, yeah.

0:11:38 > 0:11:40She's... She's a really cool character.

0:11:40 > 0:11:43Now, I have to say, as an Irish person, Sienna,

0:11:43 > 0:11:46really good, specific accent.

0:11:46 > 0:11:48Thank you so much.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50No, cos that's where... Cos its West Cork.

0:11:50 > 0:11:51Yes, that's exactly where it is.

0:11:51 > 0:11:53- Yeah.- Yes.- It's really good!- Yes!

0:11:53 > 0:11:54LAUGHTER

0:11:54 > 0:11:55Sorry, I've been doing a junket all day,

0:11:55 > 0:11:58and Irish people walk in, and you're just like, "Oh, God!"

0:11:58 > 0:12:00They take it very seriously. So that's a compliment, thank you.

0:12:00 > 0:12:03Yeah. Cos I don't know if you saw, on the New Year's Eve show,

0:12:03 > 0:12:04we had the O'Donovan brothers.

0:12:04 > 0:12:07They're rowers and they're from West Cork.

0:12:07 > 0:12:09- And, honestly, sounded like that. - Oh, good!- Yeah.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12- Like an O'Donovan brother.- Like an O'Donovan brother.- Perfect!- Yes!

0:12:12 > 0:12:14- But sexy.- Nailed it. Sexy O'Donovan...

0:12:14 > 0:12:16Sexy O'Donovan brother.

0:12:16 > 0:12:17We've got a clip.

0:12:17 > 0:12:21This is the two of you, sort of making your plans for a getaway.

0:12:21 > 0:12:24- Right.- I think that... Let's...

0:12:24 > 0:12:25We could leave.

0:12:25 > 0:12:26Where would we go?

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Somewhere warm.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32My brother Danny lives in California.

0:12:32 > 0:12:34God, I'd go to California.

0:12:34 > 0:12:36I don't know much about honest work, I've got to tell you.

0:12:36 > 0:12:39Well, who said anything about honest work?

0:12:39 > 0:12:40We do what we want to do.

0:12:42 > 0:12:43Go where we want to go.

0:12:45 > 0:12:46Sleep by day.

0:12:51 > 0:12:53I got a job in Lawrence on Saturday.

0:12:54 > 0:12:55Then I'll be free.

0:12:55 > 0:12:57Free to leave?

0:12:57 > 0:12:58Yeah. Free to leave.

0:12:59 > 0:13:05APPLAUSE

0:13:08 > 0:13:09That reminds me that...

0:13:09 > 0:13:12I just did, like, we had a press conference in LA,

0:13:12 > 0:13:14and someone complimented me and said, you know,

0:13:14 > 0:13:16"You were unrecognisable in this,

0:13:16 > 0:13:18"I think you're so brave for wearing fake teeth."

0:13:18 > 0:13:20And I was like... "No, those were my teeth."

0:13:20 > 0:13:21LAUGHTER

0:13:21 > 0:13:24And actually, just watching that clip, I was like,

0:13:24 > 0:13:25they've actually got a point.

0:13:25 > 0:13:27I think the accent makes me, like, talk like...

0:13:27 > 0:13:28LAUGHTER

0:13:28 > 0:13:30Totally got a point.

0:13:30 > 0:13:31They are all mine.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34And God bless you, by the way, audience member who...

0:13:34 > 0:13:37- Yes, someone slightly... - Somebody appreciated the teeth.

0:13:37 > 0:13:39- Yeah.- Yeah. Allergic to gangsters.

0:13:40 > 0:13:43- Now, as I say, you wrote this, Ben? - Yes.- You wrote this.

0:13:43 > 0:13:45Adapted it from a novel, yes.

0:13:45 > 0:13:47Sent to you by Leonardo DiCaprio.

0:13:47 > 0:13:48We know. We got that.

0:13:48 > 0:13:49LAUGHTER

0:13:49 > 0:13:51I call him Leo, it's not...

0:13:51 > 0:13:52Don't make a big thing out of it.

0:13:52 > 0:13:53LAUGHTER

0:13:53 > 0:13:56But you can't help but notice, when you watch the film,

0:13:56 > 0:13:59you did write yourself a lot of sex scenes.

0:13:59 > 0:14:01LAUGHTER

0:14:03 > 0:14:05Why else get into directing?

0:14:05 > 0:14:06LAUGHTER

0:14:06 > 0:14:08That's kind of the whole point.

0:14:08 > 0:14:10It's like, tippy tappy, what could happen?

0:14:10 > 0:14:11Oh, I could have sex!

0:14:11 > 0:14:15"And he's still going! Unbelievable!"

0:14:15 > 0:14:19LAUGHTER

0:14:19 > 0:14:21Thank you. Thank you.

0:14:21 > 0:14:23APPLAUSE

0:14:27 > 0:14:29And Sienna's there for most of them.

0:14:29 > 0:14:31LAUGHTER

0:14:31 > 0:14:32She was part of them.

0:14:32 > 0:14:34And, like, you know, you do a scene,

0:14:34 > 0:14:36sometimes I like to just go over and over again,

0:14:36 > 0:14:39without cutting at interrupting the...the flow.

0:14:39 > 0:14:40And that's what I was trying to do...

0:14:40 > 0:14:41Careful with you words, Ben.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43LAUGHTER

0:14:43 > 0:14:45The sex scenes, we had these montages of sex scenes,

0:14:45 > 0:14:48so we were just in the car and then here and...

0:14:48 > 0:14:50And I just was like, in my mind, thinking, you know,

0:14:50 > 0:14:51"We're going again."

0:14:51 > 0:14:54Like, I'm not going to say cut, and actually, we'll just keep going.

0:14:54 > 0:14:56And finally, she just started laughing, like,

0:14:56 > 0:14:57"Who do you think you are?!"

0:14:57 > 0:14:59LAUGHTER

0:14:59 > 0:15:01How many times can one man climax?

0:15:01 > 0:15:04LAUGHTER

0:15:04 > 0:15:06APPLAUSE

0:15:15 > 0:15:17- A few. - LAUGHTER

0:15:17 > 0:15:19Emma and Ryan, of course, everyone loves you together in La La Land.

0:15:19 > 0:15:21But this isn't the first time you've worked together.

0:15:21 > 0:15:24You worked on Gangster Squad, and then, in Crazy Stupid Love,

0:15:24 > 0:15:26we've even see you dance together before.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28- Interesting pose on me. - LAUGHTER

0:15:28 > 0:15:30- I notice you're shirtless. - LAUGHTER

0:15:32 > 0:15:34It's a double whammy.

0:15:34 > 0:15:35But now, what happened...?

0:15:35 > 0:15:39Cos the dancing didn't go to plan in Crazy Stupid Love?

0:15:39 > 0:15:41- No.- Oh...

0:15:41 > 0:15:42You mean the Dirty Dancing lift?

0:15:42 > 0:15:44- That's what I mean.- Yeah.

0:15:44 > 0:15:47- Well...- We were meant to do that, and then... What happened?

0:15:47 > 0:15:48Oh, you don't remember?

0:15:48 > 0:15:51Well, I remember, but I'd like to hear you...

0:15:51 > 0:15:53- You'd like to hear me tell it? - Give me your version of it.

0:15:53 > 0:15:54Well... Listen.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56- When I was... - LAUGHTER

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- Quick story.- When I was about seven years old... Quick story.

0:16:02 > 0:16:05When I was about seven years old, I was in gymnastics class,

0:16:05 > 0:16:08and I was on these parallel bars

0:16:08 > 0:16:09that are about six feet off the ground,

0:16:09 > 0:16:12and I was standing on the top of the bars,

0:16:12 > 0:16:14and the teacher was holding me by the ankles,

0:16:14 > 0:16:17and somehow or other,

0:16:17 > 0:16:18she let go.

0:16:18 > 0:16:21And I was standing on this bar,

0:16:21 > 0:16:23and I felt myself beginning to tip forward,

0:16:23 > 0:16:25and I put my arms in like this,

0:16:25 > 0:16:27and I fell six feet to the ground.

0:16:27 > 0:16:30And I broke both my arms at the same time.

0:16:30 > 0:16:33- Wow.- Yeah. And so, I...

0:16:33 > 0:16:35So, you know, I spent a whole summer... I lived in Arizona,

0:16:35 > 0:16:37which is like, 120 degrees, which...

0:16:37 > 0:16:39- I don't know what that is in Celsius.- Hot.

0:16:39 > 0:16:41LAUGHTER

0:16:41 > 0:16:42Quite hot.

0:16:42 > 0:16:44So I had a cast, and all the...

0:16:44 > 0:16:46You know, I was just... It was miserable.

0:16:46 > 0:16:48It was the day before the last day of school.

0:16:48 > 0:16:50Anyway, I had internalised this...

0:16:50 > 0:16:53- That's really important part of the story.- It's an important detail.

0:16:53 > 0:16:54LAUGHTER

0:16:54 > 0:16:56I really know how to tell a story.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58So, anyway...

0:17:01 > 0:17:04Years later, when we're doing Crazy Stupid Love,

0:17:04 > 0:17:06I know that we're going to do the Dirty Dancing lift.

0:17:06 > 0:17:10I don't know, however, that I have an internalised phobia of being...

0:17:10 > 0:17:13you know, lifted over someone's head at the height of about six feet.

0:17:13 > 0:17:14LAUGHTER

0:17:14 > 0:17:16So, I run to do the lift,

0:17:16 > 0:17:19and Ryan lifts me over his head, and I...

0:17:19 > 0:17:21What did I do, Ryan?

0:17:21 > 0:17:22I've never had this happen,

0:17:22 > 0:17:26but I imagine if a possum fell out of a tree and...

0:17:26 > 0:17:27LAUGHTER

0:17:27 > 0:17:29..tried to scratch your eyes out...

0:17:29 > 0:17:30LAUGHTER

0:17:30 > 0:17:32..it would be something similar.

0:17:33 > 0:17:35It was... It was a lot.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37And then it was, like, a full meltdown.

0:17:37 > 0:17:39I mean, I had, like, a real meltdown.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41Yeah. You had to go...

0:17:41 > 0:17:43- I had to go...- You crawled in bed and watched...

0:17:43 > 0:17:45- Labyrinth.- Labyrinth.

0:17:45 > 0:17:47LAUGHTER

0:17:47 > 0:17:49We were in the house, and she was like,

0:17:49 > 0:17:50I have to go watch Labyrinth.

0:17:50 > 0:17:52LAUGHTER

0:17:52 > 0:17:56For an hour, I went and laid down crying, watching labyrinth.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58This is so stupid.

0:17:58 > 0:18:00And then Ryan came and was like, "You all right?"

0:18:00 > 0:18:02And then the directors came in and were like, "You all right?

0:18:02 > 0:18:05"We're going to use a double." And I was like, "Great!

0:18:05 > 0:18:08"By the way, Jennifer Connelly is a revelation in this."

0:18:08 > 0:18:10LAUGHING

0:18:10 > 0:18:12I'd never seen it. Anyway...

0:18:13 > 0:18:15Yeah.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17- But now... But then, well, you did agree to work together again.- Yeah.

0:18:17 > 0:18:19So, let's talk about La La Land.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20It's out tonight.

0:18:20 > 0:18:24And it's a really special film, it's kind of... A modern...

0:18:24 > 0:18:27- That's overkill, with the... - How many stars...?

0:18:27 > 0:18:29Apparently, it got some good reviews.

0:18:29 > 0:18:31LAUGHTER

0:18:31 > 0:18:33It's got a lot of stars. Got you.

0:18:33 > 0:18:35A lot of those are from our moms.

0:18:35 > 0:18:37LAUGHTER

0:18:37 > 0:18:38If you look closely, it's like...

0:18:38 > 0:18:40Out tonight. It's a modern love story,

0:18:40 > 0:18:42but told in this sort of sumptuous,

0:18:42 > 0:18:45old-fashioned, kind of Hollywood musical style.

0:18:45 > 0:18:48So I guess, talk us through the story a little bit.

0:18:48 > 0:18:52I play a woman named Mia, who has been living in LA

0:18:52 > 0:18:54and auditioning for six years.

0:18:54 > 0:18:56This is an actress tale.

0:18:56 > 0:18:57Like, pretty crippling process.

0:18:57 > 0:18:59She's been going in for a lot of auditions,

0:18:59 > 0:19:01and you see some in the movie...

0:19:01 > 0:19:03that are just some pretty hard-core rejections.

0:19:03 > 0:19:08And she's working in a coffee shop on a studio lot.

0:19:08 > 0:19:10And she's sort of at the end of a rope,

0:19:10 > 0:19:12having auditioned and auditioned,

0:19:12 > 0:19:14and nothing's really come together.

0:19:14 > 0:19:15And Ryan?

0:19:15 > 0:19:19I play a struggling jazz musician named Sebastian who...

0:19:19 > 0:19:23feels it's his role in life to save jazz.

0:19:23 > 0:19:25And...

0:19:25 > 0:19:29but instead, is just, you know, playing Christmas jingles

0:19:29 > 0:19:33at restaurants and plays in an '80s cover band.

0:19:33 > 0:19:34Plays the keytar.

0:19:34 > 0:19:37And I guess, for you guys, it must be kind of amazing.

0:19:37 > 0:19:40- You must have never... - That's an important detail.

0:19:40 > 0:19:42It was the day before the last day of school...

0:19:42 > 0:19:43LAUGHTER

0:19:43 > 0:19:46But both of you must have thought you would never get the opportunity

0:19:46 > 0:19:48to make a movie like this.

0:19:48 > 0:19:51You know, with those big long dance sequences, and all that stuff.

0:19:51 > 0:19:53Yeah, it was pretty special.

0:19:53 > 0:19:55- Right, Ryan? Right?- Yeah. - LAUGHTER

0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Special for both of us. Right, Ryan?- Yes.

0:19:58 > 0:19:59LAUGHTER

0:19:59 > 0:20:03You know, I grew up loving those old-fashioned Hollywood musicals

0:20:03 > 0:20:05from the '50s, but, you know, I think...

0:20:05 > 0:20:07I assumed they were a thing of the past,

0:20:07 > 0:20:10and then when I met Damien Chazelle, the director, he was...

0:20:10 > 0:20:13He was so passionate about making one again and, you know,

0:20:13 > 0:20:17not just a kind of nostalgic, "those were the days" kind of film,

0:20:17 > 0:20:21but, you know, he felt there was a way to make them feel

0:20:21 > 0:20:26- relevant again, so that was, you know, was an exciting idea.- And...

0:20:26 > 0:20:28I mean, any film takes preparation as, you know,

0:20:28 > 0:20:30you bulk up for parts, you learn accents,

0:20:30 > 0:20:33but the preparation for this thing was so much, cos it's,

0:20:33 > 0:20:36you know, the dancing, the singing, I mean...

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Could you play the piano before? Yes?

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- I play a few chords. - Emma - "No, he couldn't."

0:20:41 > 0:20:42LAUGHTER

0:20:42 > 0:20:45He would learn to play the songs in the movie.

0:20:45 > 0:20:49Those are his hands the entire time. I mean, he's playing jazz piano.

0:20:49 > 0:20:53And he learned it from scratch for the film. I just think it's amazing.

0:20:53 > 0:20:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:20:56 > 0:20:57Damn, you're good.

0:21:00 > 0:21:01I didn't have a choice.

0:21:01 > 0:21:04The director wanted to shoot all of these musical sequence

0:21:04 > 0:21:07in one shot and he'd been dreaming about this his whole life,

0:21:07 > 0:21:09so it was either shatter his dreams, or...

0:21:09 > 0:21:12- LAUGHTER - ..sit down and practise.

0:21:12 > 0:21:17And why did you learn how to dance separately? What was that about?

0:21:17 > 0:21:19- Well...- Just the maturity level, really.- It was...

0:21:19 > 0:21:21LAUGHTER

0:21:21 > 0:21:23- Lacking of.- Well...

0:21:23 > 0:21:25I think that, I think it was all so maybe a little bit of

0:21:25 > 0:21:29a mind game, because I would go every day to my tap lessons,

0:21:29 > 0:21:31which I'd never really done before except for a little bit when

0:21:31 > 0:21:36I was 12, and we would do these kind of very primitive tap moves,

0:21:36 > 0:21:41like you're eight years old, which is the year after I broke my arms.

0:21:41 > 0:21:43LAUGHTER

0:21:43 > 0:21:47..The day before the last day of school.

0:21:47 > 0:21:49Anyway...

0:21:49 > 0:21:52We'd do our tap moves and I would say every day,

0:21:52 > 0:21:53"How's Ryan doing?

0:21:53 > 0:21:56They'd be like, "Oh... He's amazing."

0:21:56 > 0:21:57LAUGHTER

0:21:57 > 0:22:01"He's doing really well. He's exceeding our expectations."

0:22:01 > 0:22:03- I'd be like...- They were doing the same thing to me.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05We'd talk about that later.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07So for about two months, I just thought he was the most, you know,

0:22:07 > 0:22:11incredible dancer of all time and I was failing miserably

0:22:11 > 0:22:13and they put us together and I was like...

0:22:13 > 0:22:14"I got this."

0:22:14 > 0:22:16LAUGHTER

0:22:17 > 0:22:19- I'm coasting.- Let's watch a clip.

0:22:19 > 0:22:24This is Mia and Sebastian sharing a musical moment together.

0:22:24 > 0:22:26# City of stars

0:22:26 > 0:22:30# Just one thing everybody wants

0:22:33 > 0:22:35# There in the bars

0:22:35 > 0:22:40# And through the smokescreen of the crowded restaurants

0:22:40 > 0:22:42# It's love

0:22:44 > 0:22:50# That's all we're lookin' for, is love from someone else

0:22:50 > 0:22:52- # A rush - # A glance

0:22:52 > 0:22:55- # A touch - # A dance

0:22:55 > 0:22:59- BOTH:- # A look in somebody's eyes to light up the skies

0:22:59 > 0:23:03# To open the world and send it reeling

0:23:03 > 0:23:06# A voice that says, I'll be here

0:23:06 > 0:23:08# And you'll be all right

0:23:11 > 0:23:13# I don't care if I know

0:23:13 > 0:23:16# Just where I will go

0:23:16 > 0:23:19# Cos all that I need's this crazy feeling

0:23:19 > 0:23:22# A rat-tat-tat on my heart...

0:23:23 > 0:23:26# Think I want it to stay... #

0:23:26 > 0:23:28Aw...

0:23:28 > 0:23:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:23:36 > 0:23:37Er..

0:23:37 > 0:23:39We mentioned already the references, kind of, you know,

0:23:39 > 0:23:43old Hollywood in it, and Ryan, you went to meet Gene Kelly's widow.

0:23:43 > 0:23:46- Is that right?- Yeah, we both...- Oh, you both went?

0:23:46 > 0:23:48- I thought it was just him. - We went with the director.

0:23:48 > 0:23:52Yeah, it was really wonderful of her to have us in...

0:23:52 > 0:23:55She shared a lot of Gene stories and it was kind of like,

0:23:55 > 0:23:57you know, kissing the ring, you know, she,

0:23:57 > 0:24:02she showed us some of his, you know, old screenplays...

0:24:02 > 0:24:04It was so amazing.

0:24:04 > 0:24:08She has a room that's basically all archival and we put on,

0:24:08 > 0:24:11like, little white gloves and looked through his leather-bound

0:24:11 > 0:24:14Singin' In The Rain script, with his notes in the margins,

0:24:14 > 0:24:17- and it was just so... It was really amazing, yeah.- Whoa.

0:24:17 > 0:24:20There was a note that said, like, "Hand off the umbrella at the end of the number," or something.

0:24:20 > 0:24:21- Really?- It was really cool.

0:24:21 > 0:24:26It was great. And she had a tiny little dog as well, who, at the

0:24:26 > 0:24:30end of this wonderful, magical night, we let out into the street.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32LAUGHTER

0:24:32 > 0:24:34- Maybe don't tell this story. - Oh, yeah.

0:24:34 > 0:24:35LAUGHTER

0:24:35 > 0:24:37- Right.- Right, right.- Yeah.

0:24:37 > 0:24:40So anyway, nothing happened and the dog is fine...

0:24:40 > 0:24:41LAUGHTER

0:24:41 > 0:24:45- How close was it till the end of school?- It was...

0:24:45 > 0:24:46- the day before the last day! - Oh, right.

0:24:46 > 0:24:49It ended happily, didn't it? The dog's alive?

0:24:49 > 0:24:51It did, but there was a moment where both Damien and I were

0:24:51 > 0:24:54running around through traffic trying to catch this dog

0:24:54 > 0:24:57and Damien looked at me, he's like, "We will not kill...

0:24:57 > 0:24:59- "Gene Kelly's widow's dog." - LAUGHTER

0:24:59 > 0:25:00"Relax!"

0:25:01 > 0:25:05"This will not be how this story ends."

0:25:05 > 0:25:09- And you didn't...- We didn't. - You didn't.- We didn't.- Yeah...

0:25:09 > 0:25:11APPLAUSE

0:25:11 > 0:25:12The dog lives.

0:25:14 > 0:25:16And is it true, Emma...?

0:25:16 > 0:25:19So, Damien Chazelle, the director, he saw you in a musical on Broadway?

0:25:19 > 0:25:21EMMA AND SIENNA GASP

0:25:21 > 0:25:22Yes, he did.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25- And I'm grabbing Sienna because we both did this musical on Broadway. - Oh...

0:25:25 > 0:25:26And that's where we met,

0:25:26 > 0:25:29and we had such a nice time getting to know each other.

0:25:29 > 0:25:31- We both did Cabaret on Broadway. - But not at the same time.

0:25:31 > 0:25:35Well, yes, at the same time. We fought for the spotlight, honey.

0:25:35 > 0:25:37- One musical number... - INDISTINCT

0:25:37 > 0:25:41No, no, at different times, but, yeah, he came to see Cabaret.

0:25:41 > 0:25:43- That's where we, that's where... - And...

0:25:43 > 0:25:46You know, people talk about things going wrong on stage, but

0:25:46 > 0:25:49when you talk about Cabaret, it just sounds like a litany of disasters.

0:25:49 > 0:25:53- That's what it feels like to do Cabaret.- Yes, totally.

0:25:53 > 0:25:58No, it was just... I was sick for, I would say the majority of the run.

0:25:58 > 0:26:01And then wasn't there a weird thing with your contact lenses? What happened?

0:26:01 > 0:26:03Oh, both of my... So, I'm...

0:26:03 > 0:26:08I am also, I have the worst eyesight of any person I've ever met,

0:26:08 > 0:26:09not to brag.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13Very bad. And I've only ever lost one contact lens at a time,

0:26:13 > 0:26:18but on one particular night singing Maybe This Time,

0:26:18 > 0:26:21I blinked and both of them came out at the same time,

0:26:21 > 0:26:23and I literally cannot see,

0:26:23 > 0:26:26and so in the blackout, I was just screaming "Bill,"

0:26:26 > 0:26:29who was our mutual co-star. I was like, "Bill, Bill, Bill!"

0:26:29 > 0:26:31And he goes like, "What, what, what?"

0:26:31 > 0:26:34And had to drag me off in the dark because I just didn't know how to get offstage.

0:26:34 > 0:26:36Didn't you have a similar thing when you are doing this?

0:26:36 > 0:26:40I was sick for, I got sick a week before we started and then in America I felt like Elvis,

0:26:40 > 0:26:42they just pump you full of steroids...

0:26:42 > 0:26:44- Oh, they give you so many steroids. - We were like...

0:26:44 > 0:26:46Like little emaciated stick insects. And it's

0:26:46 > 0:26:49a pretty nihilistic character. I mean, you go a bit mad anyway.

0:26:49 > 0:26:53So that wasn't fun and then, yes, I smashed my eye open on stage.

0:26:53 > 0:26:54AUDIENCE GASPS

0:26:54 > 0:26:56- And I...- Good noise, everyone. Very good noise.

0:26:56 > 0:26:59I was supposed to be taken off the stage in the blackout,

0:26:59 > 0:27:01that moment when you have a spotlight in your eye

0:27:01 > 0:27:02and a stagehand is supposed to get you.

0:27:02 > 0:27:04So you stand up and you just put your arms out,

0:27:04 > 0:27:07because you've been emotional, and someone comes and leads you off.

0:27:07 > 0:27:09And he didn't show up,

0:27:09 > 0:27:11and then the train station scene started happening,

0:27:11 > 0:27:14and I was like, "I can't be here, weeping in the train,"

0:27:14 > 0:27:18so I ran, I just ran in my mayhem, into a metal pole.

0:27:18 > 0:27:19AUDIENCE: Ooh!

0:27:19 > 0:27:23- GRAHAM MOUTHS: Very good. - And Alan Cumming, who was our MC...

0:27:23 > 0:27:26So good, again.

0:27:27 > 0:27:29But it sounded like a car hitting metal.

0:27:29 > 0:27:32Anyway, it split open, and I had to stand up in that window

0:27:32 > 0:27:34with just blood pouring down my eye, and then do a curtain call.

0:27:34 > 0:27:37And I loved it, there was blood on the stage...

0:27:37 > 0:27:39LAUGHTER

0:27:39 > 0:27:42And then went back on the next day with an eye like this,

0:27:42 > 0:27:44with a fake eyelash, like, "Whoo..."

0:27:46 > 0:27:52..it's really good. It's kind of useful in that moment.

0:27:52 > 0:27:53The scar's not so good.

0:27:53 > 0:27:56Ben, you have sung as well, we have enjoyed your singing.

0:27:56 > 0:28:00I wouldn't call it singing, so much as making noises.

0:28:00 > 0:28:02LAUGHTER

0:28:02 > 0:28:05- They're supposed to sound like something. Yeah, I did...- You sang?

0:28:05 > 0:28:06- RYAN:- Armageddon, right?

0:28:06 > 0:28:08- Thank you, thank you very much. - Oh, my God, yes!

0:28:08 > 0:28:11I humiliated myself in Armageddon in more ways than one, thank you.

0:28:11 > 0:28:15What's the song? # Leavin' on a jet plane... #

0:28:15 > 0:28:17- Oh, see, you can sing.- That was me doing you...

0:28:17 > 0:28:19LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:28:24 > 0:28:30Wow. That was harsh. But, no, your son encourages you to sing.

0:28:30 > 0:28:31My kids want me to sing, yeah.

0:28:31 > 0:28:36They like to sing songs and they listen to, like, Radio Disney,

0:28:36 > 0:28:37you know that I mean?

0:28:37 > 0:28:40So I have to learn all these pop songs and sing along with them

0:28:40 > 0:28:42and hope no-one is watching me.

0:28:42 > 0:28:46Sorry, I just have to stop for a second - there is a Radio Disney?

0:28:46 > 0:28:48- Of course.- Do you not know about Radio Disney?- Does that exist here?

0:28:48 > 0:28:50- FEMALE AUDIENCE MEMBER:- Whoo!

0:28:50 > 0:28:54No, that one woman. That one clappy woman.

0:28:54 > 0:28:57This guy looks really angry that it doesn't exist.

0:28:57 > 0:28:59Guy's like, "No."

0:28:59 > 0:29:03"Stupid Britain, with no Radio Disney."

0:29:03 > 0:29:05So it's just Disney songs 24 hours a day?

0:29:05 > 0:29:08It's called Radio Disney, so you think it's innocent

0:29:08 > 0:29:11and appropriate for children, but it's actually just all pop music.

0:29:11 > 0:29:13You know what I mean?

0:29:13 > 0:29:15You're like, "I don't know how good an influence Kesha is on them."

0:29:15 > 0:29:17LAUGHTER

0:29:17 > 0:29:19So, yeah, it's a lot of sexy pop songs.

0:29:19 > 0:29:22What Disney songs do you sing, can you sing?

0:29:22 > 0:29:24I'm not going to do any of them.

0:29:24 > 0:29:26I just want to know, I just want to know.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28AUDIENCE ENCOURAGES HIM

0:29:31 > 0:29:34I just thought you could say, like, the Moana song or something.

0:29:34 > 0:29:36Not do it, just tell me.

0:29:36 > 0:29:38I like the thought of you singing along to

0:29:38 > 0:29:40The Little Mermaid or whatever.

0:29:40 > 0:29:43Imagine it then, it will be so much better in your mind.

0:29:43 > 0:29:46- I would never, ever do that to you. - Thank you for prompting me to sing.

0:29:47 > 0:29:51Yes, yes - Ben Affleck's Disney playlist.

0:29:52 > 0:29:54Let It Go, morphing into...

0:29:58 > 0:30:00Now... Don't worry, I'll stop now.

0:30:00 > 0:30:02The other thing that links our characters,

0:30:02 > 0:30:05everyone started very young. Ben, the last time you were here,

0:30:05 > 0:30:09we enjoyed very much your early work on The Voyage Of The Mimi.

0:30:09 > 0:30:13- Yes.- We are not going to show any more, but to do Google it,

0:30:13 > 0:30:14because it is worth seeing.

0:30:14 > 0:30:16AUDIENCE: Aww.

0:30:16 > 0:30:20Look at that sly dog, what's he got cooking?

0:30:20 > 0:30:22That is a very good listening face,

0:30:22 > 0:30:24a very good interested listening face.

0:30:24 > 0:30:25"Tell me more."

0:30:27 > 0:30:30GRAHAM LAUGHS

0:30:30 > 0:30:33No, seriously, you really need to Google it.

0:30:33 > 0:30:34Now, Sienna, you started,

0:30:34 > 0:30:37you were quite young when you started modelling.

0:30:37 > 0:30:41I was a short... Yes, I mean, not, like, proper.

0:30:41 > 0:30:42LAUGHTER

0:30:42 > 0:30:46- Not like that either, no... - What's improper modelling?

0:30:46 > 0:30:49- Yeah, shall we just draw a veil? - I did a bit, yeah.

0:30:49 > 0:30:53And then, Emma, you did some extraordinary work as a child actor.

0:30:53 > 0:30:56I mean, take this, Meryl Streep.

0:30:56 > 0:31:00- Oh, God.- RYAN:- What is that? - That is genius.

0:31:00 > 0:31:04- Is that prosthetics? - That's The Princess And The Pea.

0:31:04 > 0:31:07I did a kind of Edgar G Robinson thing where I was like...

0:31:07 > 0:31:10SHE MUTTERS LIKE AN OLD MAN

0:31:10 > 0:31:12Kind of a "Yeah, see?"

0:31:12 > 0:31:14- It's genius.- Thank you.

0:31:14 > 0:31:16But tonight, with La La Land in mind,

0:31:16 > 0:31:21we're going to focus on the early dancing career of Mr Ryan Gosling.

0:31:21 > 0:31:23AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:31:25 > 0:31:28- Now...- Makes sense that the only video you have tonight is...

0:31:28 > 0:31:29Yeah, is this.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32So the dance troupe you were in, can you tell us about it?

0:31:32 > 0:31:36Because, apparently, young dancers can be quite vicious.

0:31:36 > 0:31:39It's a cut-throat business.

0:31:39 > 0:31:40I had to get out.

0:31:40 > 0:31:42LAUGHTER

0:31:42 > 0:31:46I was on some kind of a Canadian Star Search,

0:31:46 > 0:31:49and I somehow made it to the finals,

0:31:49 > 0:31:54and my main competition were these twins who were tap dancers,

0:31:54 > 0:31:58- and they were dancing to Phil Collins' Two Hearts.- Ooh!

0:31:58 > 0:32:01And they had big heart-shaped bows and they were just...

0:32:01 > 0:32:03They were the ones to beat.

0:32:05 > 0:32:08I remember wishing them luck and going on stage,

0:32:08 > 0:32:13I was dancing to Everybody Dance Now by C+C Music Factory, of course.

0:32:13 > 0:32:15- Mm, yeah. - And getting ready to start.

0:32:15 > 0:32:19This is how you start a winning dance number, if you want to know.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23I'm going to get out of your hand's way.

0:32:23 > 0:32:28And I look up just off stage and the two twins are standing there

0:32:28 > 0:32:31like the twins from The Shining.

0:32:31 > 0:32:33And they're just going like this...

0:32:33 > 0:32:35LAUGHTER

0:32:36 > 0:32:38APPLAUSE

0:32:41 > 0:32:46And I was like, "OK, this means war," so I just shimmied

0:32:46 > 0:32:50my way all the way to that trophy, that tiny little trophy.

0:32:50 > 0:32:53No, because, is this the same troupe?

0:32:53 > 0:32:56I was going to say it's an all-girl troupe and obviously it's not,

0:32:56 > 0:32:58you're in it. But...

0:32:58 > 0:33:01- Thank you. - But you are the only boy in it.

0:33:01 > 0:33:05- Yeah, that was the point. - That was the gimmick.

0:33:05 > 0:33:07They let me dance there for free because I was a guy,

0:33:07 > 0:33:11because if you had a guy, you would win.

0:33:11 > 0:33:15Oh, OK. So are you ready to see...?

0:33:15 > 0:33:17AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:33:17 > 0:33:22I believe you're dancing to Cathy Dennis' classic Touch Me.

0:33:22 > 0:33:28- Did the troupe have a name, Ryan? - It was Elite Dance Studio.

0:33:28 > 0:33:30And how old are you in this one?

0:33:30 > 0:33:32Old enough to know better.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34LAUGHTER

0:33:34 > 0:33:35Enjoy.

0:33:43 > 0:33:44LAUGHTER

0:33:54 > 0:33:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:34:00 > 0:34:02That would be great even if you weren't famous.

0:34:04 > 0:34:07Those were some serious moves, genuinely good.

0:34:07 > 0:34:10I wish I could say someone said, "Here, you have to wear this."

0:34:11 > 0:34:16But that was my idea, I thought, "I have a vision for this number."

0:34:16 > 0:34:18It's purple and silver hammer pants.

0:34:18 > 0:34:20The silver hammer pants are...

0:34:20 > 0:34:22I don't think we gave them enough of a shot,

0:34:22 > 0:34:25we gave up with hammer, but I don't think we should...

0:34:25 > 0:34:27We should have kept them going, no?

0:34:27 > 0:34:28Yeah, right, we'll cut that part out.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30They may come back. Right, it's time for music.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32This Grammy-winning artist holds the record

0:34:32 > 0:34:34for the most streamed jazz album of all time.

0:34:34 > 0:34:37Performing his new single Holding On, please welcome Gregory Porter!

0:34:37 > 0:34:39CHEERING

0:34:46 > 0:34:49# Weight of love on my shoulders

0:34:52 > 0:34:55# I thought that it would be easier than this

0:34:57 > 0:34:59# I thought my heart had grown colder

0:35:00 > 0:35:04# But the warmth of your kiss I can't dismiss

0:35:06 > 0:35:09# Though my past has left me bruised

0:35:09 > 0:35:13# I ain't hiding from the truth

0:35:14 > 0:35:20# When the truth won't let me lie right next to you

0:35:24 > 0:35:28# But it's holding on and it's holding strong

0:35:28 > 0:35:31# Even though I tried to make it

0:35:31 > 0:35:33# Played the part but I can't fake it

0:35:33 > 0:35:35# It keeps holding on

0:35:35 > 0:35:38# And it's holding strong

0:35:38 > 0:35:40# Even though I tried to break it

0:35:40 > 0:35:43# Heaven knows that I can't shake it

0:35:43 > 0:35:47# Holding on

0:35:47 > 0:35:52# Holding on

0:35:52 > 0:35:56# Holding on

0:35:57 > 0:36:02# Holding on

0:36:02 > 0:36:04# I've seen times that were harder

0:36:06 > 0:36:11# I remember the taste of bitterness

0:36:11 > 0:36:16# Won't you help me, my father?

0:36:16 > 0:36:20# Help me fall in the love that I have missed

0:36:20 > 0:36:25# Though my past has left me bruised

0:36:25 > 0:36:29# I ain't hiding from the truth

0:36:29 > 0:36:38# When the truth won't let me lie right next to you

0:36:38 > 0:36:40# But it's holding on

0:36:40 > 0:36:43# And it's holding strong

0:36:43 > 0:36:45# Even though I tried to make it

0:36:45 > 0:36:48# Played the part but I can't fake it

0:36:48 > 0:36:50# It keeps holding on

0:36:50 > 0:36:52# And it's holding strong

0:36:52 > 0:36:54# Even though I tried to break it

0:36:54 > 0:36:58# Heaven knows that I can't shake it

0:36:58 > 0:36:59# Ho-ho...

0:36:59 > 0:37:02# Holding on

0:37:02 > 0:37:06# Ho-o-o-lding on

0:37:06 > 0:37:11# Ho-o-o-ld

0:37:11 > 0:37:18# Ho-o-o-ld

0:37:33 > 0:37:35# But it's holding on

0:37:35 > 0:37:37# And it's holding strong

0:37:37 > 0:37:39# Even though I tried to make it

0:37:39 > 0:37:42# Played the part but I can't fake it

0:37:42 > 0:37:44# It keeps holding on

0:37:44 > 0:37:46# And it's holding strong

0:37:46 > 0:37:49# Even though I tried to break it

0:37:49 > 0:37:52# Heaven knows that I can't shake it

0:37:52 > 0:37:56# Holding on

0:37:56 > 0:37:59# Love is holding on

0:38:00 > 0:38:05# Holding on

0:38:05 > 0:38:11# Ho-o-o-ld. #

0:38:14 > 0:38:15- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!- Wow.

0:38:21 > 0:38:26Wow! Beautiful job. Gregory Porter, come over.

0:38:26 > 0:38:29And keep the applause going for those musicians.

0:38:29 > 0:38:32Well done, sir, congratulations, that was beautiful.

0:38:32 > 0:38:34Come in, have a seat here beside Ryan.

0:38:34 > 0:38:37- There you go.- How you doing? - GREGORY:- Hello.

0:38:37 > 0:38:39Thank you, thank you.

0:38:39 > 0:38:41- BEN:- Sounded great.

0:38:41 > 0:38:42- GREGORY:- How you doing? Thank you.

0:38:42 > 0:38:49Have a seat. That is... Oh, what a pleasure to hear you sing.

0:38:49 > 0:38:51- That is beau-ti-ful. - Thank you, thank you.

0:38:51 > 0:38:55I was going to tell YOU that's off the album Take Me To The Alley,

0:38:55 > 0:38:57but you probably know that.

0:38:57 > 0:39:02So it's off the album, which is out now, and Grammy nominated.

0:39:02 > 0:39:04Yes, mm-hmm.

0:39:04 > 0:39:05AUDIENCE: Whoo!

0:39:07 > 0:39:11- Are you going to go? - Absolutely, yeah.- And when is it?

0:39:11 > 0:39:14It is - oh, oh, oh - February 12th.

0:39:14 > 0:39:16- OK.- I think!

0:39:16 > 0:39:20We'll be thinking of you on the night. Good luck to you.

0:39:20 > 0:39:23And, of course, it's interesting that you're here the night of

0:39:23 > 0:39:26a movie that's all about jazz. Have you seen La La Land?

0:39:26 > 0:39:29You know what, I saw La La Land

0:39:29 > 0:39:33on a kind of dodgy Russian download website...

0:39:33 > 0:39:35LAUGHTER

0:39:37 > 0:39:42I don't... I don't condone that.

0:39:42 > 0:39:45Gregory, we didn't need that bit of the story.

0:39:45 > 0:39:50But these are the cast, great, great work.

0:39:50 > 0:39:53Yeah, "I'd just stolen a car and..."

0:39:55 > 0:39:58But no, I had to see it, I was back home, I had no opportunity,

0:39:58 > 0:40:02I'm cleaning leaves from the gutter and all kinds of...

0:40:02 > 0:40:05Nobody cares about me being a Grammy-award-winning artist at home,

0:40:05 > 0:40:09they don't care, they like, "Take the garbage out."

0:40:09 > 0:40:13- So your perk was to see La La Land. - Yeah, so I saw it.

0:40:15 > 0:40:17While breaking the law.

0:40:18 > 0:40:21While breaking the Law Law Land.

0:40:21 > 0:40:23Ohhh.

0:40:23 > 0:40:24APPLAUSE

0:40:24 > 0:40:27- On fire.- Turn it into something funny.

0:40:27 > 0:40:29Can I have a sip of this whisky here?

0:40:29 > 0:40:33Oh, do, have a sip, sir, you've earnt it.

0:40:33 > 0:40:37And very quickly, why is your nickname "Stinky"?

0:40:37 > 0:40:39And I may regret asking that question.

0:40:40 > 0:40:44- Y'all do some serious research. - Yeah, really serious(!)

0:40:46 > 0:40:50Me and my brother were running around a friend's house,

0:40:50 > 0:40:54and he jumped up on the porch and jumped off the porch,

0:40:54 > 0:40:55and over the rail of the porch.

0:40:55 > 0:40:59And I tried to do the same thing - my brother's a little bit bigger.

0:40:59 > 0:41:02I tried to do the same thing and my foot got caught.

0:41:02 > 0:41:06So I go about four feet to the ground, head-first.

0:41:06 > 0:41:08I didn't break both my arms, but...

0:41:11 > 0:41:15- Was it the day before the last day at school?- Was it the day before the last day at school?

0:41:15 > 0:41:21But on the grass, on the ground, was a fresh, hot pile of dog...

0:41:21 > 0:41:23shit.

0:41:24 > 0:41:28So, I don't know if you know about American black families,

0:41:28 > 0:41:31the way we feed our dogs - we feed them the scraps from the table.

0:41:31 > 0:41:34Corn, chicken bones...

0:41:34 > 0:41:35OTHER GUESTS GROAN

0:41:35 > 0:41:38So all of that was just...

0:41:38 > 0:41:41So as my little nine-year-old arms tried to brace myself...

0:41:41 > 0:41:44- "Argh!" - AUDIENCE GROANS

0:41:44 > 0:41:47This dog's dookie went all the way to the back of my throat.

0:41:47 > 0:41:49Ohhh!

0:41:49 > 0:41:54- Oh, no.- And so obviously I spit it out, washed my mouth out...

0:41:54 > 0:41:58GRAHAM LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY

0:41:58 > 0:42:01- This is the worst part.- This is the worst part?! What's the worst part?!

0:42:01 > 0:42:05You know how when you get a little dog dookie on your fingers,

0:42:05 > 0:42:07you wash it off, but it's still there?

0:42:07 > 0:42:11- Yes.- So for about two days I would talk, and I'd be like, "Hey..."

0:42:11 > 0:42:13But there was still the flavour.

0:42:13 > 0:42:15ALL: Eugh!

0:42:15 > 0:42:17And that's why I sing good today.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:42:20 > 0:42:24Thank you very much. You sing more than good, you sing beautiful.

0:42:25 > 0:42:28Gregory Porter, thank you very much.

0:42:28 > 0:42:30Listen, before we go - and I've a funny feeling the stories

0:42:30 > 0:42:32won't be as good as that -

0:42:32 > 0:42:36we've got... Let's just hear it for that, eugh.

0:42:36 > 0:42:39We've got time for our first visit of 2017 to the Big Red Chair.

0:42:39 > 0:42:44- So who is there?- Hello, Graham. - Hi, did you fall in some dog shit?

0:42:45 > 0:42:48- No, unfortunately not. - And what's your name?- John.

0:42:48 > 0:42:51- And are you from Scotland? - I am from Glasgow, yes.

0:42:51 > 0:42:53- And do you live there still or...? - London now.

0:42:53 > 0:42:55- London. What do you do down here? - I work in sales.

0:42:55 > 0:42:57What sort of things do you sell?

0:42:57 > 0:43:01- Toiletries, products, things like that.- Close, close.

0:43:01 > 0:43:04Toiletries, lovely. Off you go with your story, John.

0:43:04 > 0:43:06OK, so I'm about 14 years old, in school one day,

0:43:06 > 0:43:09and a guy comes up to me and my friends and gives us

0:43:09 > 0:43:11a floppy disk and says, "Check this out tonight when you go home."

0:43:11 > 0:43:13So on the way home from school, I'm thinking,

0:43:13 > 0:43:16"This is really dodgy," so I decided to go to a friend's house,

0:43:16 > 0:43:18he's the son of a vicar and has a PC in his bedroom, I didn't have that.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21So, go to his bedroom, put the floppy disk in the PC,

0:43:21 > 0:43:24open it up and it's like a treasure chest of porn.

0:43:24 > 0:43:26We're like, "Jackpot, this is awesome."

0:43:26 > 0:43:28So I'm like, "Let's be clever about this, let's hide all

0:43:28 > 0:43:31"the images so if someone finds the disk, they'll think it's empty."

0:43:31 > 0:43:34So I select all the images, right-click on the mouse,

0:43:34 > 0:43:36scroll down, go to click "hide"

0:43:36 > 0:43:39but somehow accidentally end up pressing "print".

0:43:39 > 0:43:41Now his computer's on a home network,

0:43:41 > 0:43:43his mum - the wife of a vicar - is in his family room

0:43:43 > 0:43:47where the printer is, she's practising the church piano,

0:43:47 > 0:43:50for the songs for the church organ that Sunday.

0:43:50 > 0:43:52The printer starts to go, "Du-dut, du-dut..."

0:43:52 > 0:43:55So he goes, "John, we're dead, what we going to do?"

0:43:55 > 0:43:58I'm like, "Don't panic, we didn't know what was on the disk,

0:43:58 > 0:44:01"we opened the disk up, horrified and disgusted by what

0:44:01 > 0:44:04"we found, we tried to delete it all but accidentally pressed 'print'."

0:44:04 > 0:44:06So he's like, "Cool, cool, good cover story."

0:44:06 > 0:44:09About 20 minutes later, the printer's still going.

0:44:09 > 0:44:11His mum comes up, sheet white,

0:44:11 > 0:44:13she's probably never seen anything like this in her life before,

0:44:13 > 0:44:15and she just goes, "Why is there nonstop porn

0:44:15 > 0:44:17"printing from the computer?"

0:44:17 > 0:44:20So my friend just crumbles, starts crying and goes,

0:44:20 > 0:44:21"It's all John's fault!"

0:44:23 > 0:44:24Shall we let John walk? We'll let John walk.

0:44:24 > 0:44:26CHEERING

0:44:26 > 0:44:28- Flip me, flip me! - Oh, you want me to flip?

0:44:29 > 0:44:31OK.

0:44:31 > 0:44:34If you want to join us on the show and have a go at the red chair,

0:44:34 > 0:44:36you can contact us via our website.

0:44:36 > 0:44:37That is it for tonight,

0:44:37 > 0:44:40please say thank you to my guests - Mr Gregory Porter!

0:44:40 > 0:44:42- AUDIENCE:- Whoo!

0:44:42 > 0:44:44- Ryan Gosling! AUDIENCE:- Whoo!

0:44:44 > 0:44:47- Emma Stone! AUDIENCE:- Whoo!

0:44:47 > 0:44:50- Sienna Miller! AUDIENCE:- Whoo!

0:44:50 > 0:44:52- And Ben Affleck! AUDIENCE:- Whoo!

0:44:55 > 0:44:57Join me next week with music from Ed Sheeran,

0:44:57 > 0:45:00actress Christina Ricci and Oscar winner Matthew McConaughey.

0:45:00 > 0:45:02I'll see you then, good night, everybody, bye-bye!

0:45:02 > 0:45:03CHEERING

0:45:30 > 0:45:33I didn't know, thankfully, till later, that I was sort of a...

0:45:33 > 0:45:37It's hard to say - a sex symbol or something.

0:45:37 > 0:45:38Whatever that means.

0:45:38 > 0:45:43So I went into a store one day, and this boy said,

0:45:43 > 0:45:47"Oh, are you Princess Leia?" "Yes."

0:45:47 > 0:45:53"I thought about you every day from when I was 12 till I was 22."

0:45:53 > 0:45:55And I said, "Every day?"

0:45:55 > 0:45:59And he said, "Well, four times a day."

0:46:02 > 0:46:05- Oh, what?!- See, you have that to look forward to.

0:46:05 > 0:46:06LAUGHTER

0:46:06 > 0:46:08APPLAUSE