0:00:02 > 0:00:05Hi, I'm Tom Cruise, and welcome to The Graham Norton Show.
0:00:06 > 0:00:14This programme contains some strong language
0:00:20 > 0:00:24Oh! Oh, oh!
0:00:24 > 0:00:27Thank you very much. Thank you.
0:00:27 > 0:00:29Hello. Hello.
0:00:29 > 0:00:32Hello to you, you. Hi, up there. Hi. Hi, hi.
0:00:32 > 0:00:37Hello, everybody. Good evening. Welcome one, welcome all.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39Yes, it's Tom Cruise night, everybody.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Yeah.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45In the building. Very excited to have Tom back on the show.
0:00:45 > 0:00:50Actually, how annoying is this? We've just missed Tom Cruise Day.
0:00:50 > 0:00:51We have. This is true.
0:00:51 > 0:00:56In Japan, 10th October is officially Tom Cruise Day. It is.
0:00:56 > 0:01:00I mean, I feel awful, I didn't get him a card or anything.
0:01:00 > 0:01:03You'd think, what an honour to have a day named after you.
0:01:03 > 0:01:06I wonder how people would celebrate a Graham Norton Day.
0:01:06 > 0:01:09LAUGHTER
0:01:11 > 0:01:13Every day is Graham Norton Day.
0:01:14 > 0:01:18Now, Tom joins us at a very exciting time in American politics.
0:01:18 > 0:01:22This week saw the last of the big presidential debates in Las Vegas.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24There they are in Vegas.
0:01:24 > 0:01:26Wouldn't it be great if they'd wandered
0:01:26 > 0:01:27into the wrong room and got married?
0:01:27 > 0:01:30LAUGHTER
0:01:30 > 0:01:32You both lose.
0:01:33 > 0:01:37Trump, of course, had his own hotel to stay in. Lucky him.
0:01:37 > 0:01:39Mind you, he had to stay in a standard room.
0:01:39 > 0:01:42Yeah, Hillary had already booked the presidential suite.
0:01:42 > 0:01:44LAUGHTER
0:01:44 > 0:01:47From my mouth to God's ears. Now...
0:01:47 > 0:01:50Here's Trump turning up for the debate with his children.
0:01:50 > 0:01:53There they are. Ivanka Trump, Tiffany Trump,
0:01:53 > 0:01:55Trumpety Trump, Somebody Trump.
0:01:56 > 0:01:58I don't know. Anyway, there they all are.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01Five little Trumps followed by a big orange shit.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07It's happened to the best of us. Let's get some guests on.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10Later, we'll have music from the mighty Kings of Leon.
0:02:10 > 0:02:13CHEERING Yeah. Yeah.
0:02:13 > 0:02:16But first, she has given us some of TV's funniest characters,
0:02:16 > 0:02:19from foul-mouthed Nan to schoolgirl Lauren.
0:02:19 > 0:02:22Am I bovvered? Yes, I am. It's Catherine Tate, everybody!
0:02:22 > 0:02:23CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:02:23 > 0:02:27- Wow!- Argh! - I hadn't seen the full gown.
0:02:27 > 0:02:28I know. It is so exciting.
0:02:28 > 0:02:30- I'm so excited!- I know!
0:02:30 > 0:02:33You've seen them, you've seen them out there. He's out there.
0:02:33 > 0:02:37From Talented Mr Ripley to Cold Mountain and Sherlock Holmes,
0:02:37 > 0:02:39now he's playing the Young Pope.
0:02:39 > 0:02:42Praise be, it's Jude Law, everybody!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Velvet! In some Velvet! Very nice.
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Lovely to see you. Have a seat. Catherine, Jude.
0:02:50 > 0:02:56This actress rose to fame on TV's How I Met Your Mother, and now
0:02:56 > 0:02:59she's in the action-packed thriller Jack Reacher, Never Go Back.
0:02:59 > 0:03:01It's Cobie Smulders.
0:03:01 > 0:03:05CHEERS AND APPLAUSE Hey! Hello, lovely. Welcome.
0:03:05 > 0:03:08- Thank you.- Your first time. Have a seat on the couch.
0:03:08 > 0:03:10- Cobie Smulders. - Thank you, thank you.
0:03:10 > 0:03:13And...Jack Reacher's here. DRUMROLL
0:03:13 > 0:03:16Yes, it's the biggest movie star in all the world.
0:03:16 > 0:03:19Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Tom Cruise.
0:03:19 > 0:03:22# Take my breath away... #
0:03:24 > 0:03:27- Pleasure to be here. - It's Tom Cruise, everybody!
0:03:29 > 0:03:33# Take my breath away. #
0:03:34 > 0:03:37- GRAHAM LAUGHS - Oh, that's funny.
0:03:37 > 0:03:41Oh! It's your fourth... It never gets old, it never gets old.
0:03:41 > 0:03:43It's Tom Cruise. It's exciting, it's exciting.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46So you're all very welcome, very, very welcome to the couch,
0:03:46 > 0:03:47but especially Tom.
0:03:49 > 0:03:51No, you're all very welcome. You're very welcome.
0:03:51 > 0:03:54I mentioned the thing about Tom Cruise Day - is that a real thing?
0:03:54 > 0:03:56- Yes.- And what happens?
0:03:58 > 0:04:01- I don't really know. - You haven't been yourself.
0:04:01 > 0:04:03No, I haven't been able to make it.
0:04:03 > 0:04:06Yeah, it just came up, and they just named the day after me.
0:04:06 > 0:04:07I felt very, very honoured, you know.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10- It was after I did Last Samurai. - Oh, of course.
0:04:10 > 0:04:13I did Last Samurai and it was something that we brought kind of
0:04:13 > 0:04:14bushido back into their culture
0:04:14 > 0:04:17and something that they didn't really know a lot about
0:04:17 > 0:04:19and something that we studied.
0:04:19 > 0:04:22So they started studying their own culture again in schools
0:04:22 > 0:04:23and it was really wonderful.
0:04:23 > 0:04:26- And now there's a Tom Cruise Day. - I know, I feel very honoured.
0:04:26 > 0:04:28You must get half-price somewhere or something.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30There must be discounts available.
0:04:30 > 0:04:33- And, Cobie, you've just spent so much time with Tom.- Yes.
0:04:33 > 0:04:38- You've been working with Tom... - So much time. SO MUCH time.
0:04:38 > 0:04:43I liked, at the end of filming, Cobie wrote a tweet
0:04:43 > 0:04:45that sort of summed up her experience on the film.
0:04:51 > 0:04:54- LAUGHTER - There was so much running.
0:04:54 > 0:04:55There is a lot of running.
0:04:55 > 0:04:59He was so fast, and he would kind of give me shit, too...
0:04:59 > 0:05:01- Yeah, yeah. - ..if I wasn't keeping up.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04So I was very determined to at least look like I could keep up.
0:05:04 > 0:05:08She kept up. I'd be behind her, going, "Go, go, go."
0:05:08 > 0:05:11- "Arms, arms."- "Arms, arms." - "Knees, knees."
0:05:11 > 0:05:13Like, to look perfect.
0:05:13 > 0:05:16- Because you have the famous movie run.- Cos he looks...perfect!
0:05:16 > 0:05:18And I was watching and I could see
0:05:18 > 0:05:21you had gone to the Tom Cruise School of Movie Running.
0:05:21 > 0:05:24I did. I have my diploma, I am a graduate.
0:05:24 > 0:05:27- Yeah, she's a graduate.- Yes. - She got her bachelors.- Yeah.
0:05:27 > 0:05:31Cos, Catherine, famously, you were the Runaway Bride in Doctor Who.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34Did you get... LAUGHTER
0:05:34 > 0:05:36- Did you get special coaching? - That looks fantastic.
0:05:36 > 0:05:40Or was it just kind of... "Do some British running"?
0:05:40 > 0:05:42And I was running against David Tennant -
0:05:42 > 0:05:44he's a whippersnapper.
0:05:44 > 0:05:46He can, like, run like that, and I was...
0:05:46 > 0:05:48He always, very kindly...
0:05:48 > 0:05:52It doesn't sound like you were afforded the same hospitality.
0:05:52 > 0:05:57David used to factor in reasons to stop so I could catch up.
0:05:57 > 0:06:01Aw! Jude, I don't think of you as a runner.
0:06:01 > 0:06:03Thanks, Graham.
0:06:03 > 0:06:04I'm trying to think...
0:06:04 > 0:06:07I'm not really in the right company to boast about running...
0:06:07 > 0:06:09- Have I seen you running before? - East London.
0:06:09 > 0:06:12- Don't you have to run in east London?- I run from everyone.
0:06:12 > 0:06:13Yeah.
0:06:15 > 0:06:18- "Jude"! - LAUGHTER
0:06:18 > 0:06:21I've done a bit of running in my time. I'm trying to think.
0:06:21 > 0:06:23I had to run once in character.
0:06:23 > 0:06:26I was playing this guy who was out of prison,
0:06:26 > 0:06:29and so I put on a bit of weight for the part,
0:06:29 > 0:06:32and I was wearing these skintight - SKINTIGHT - trousers.
0:06:32 > 0:06:34And we decided, for some reason, that he would wear
0:06:34 > 0:06:38these huge Cuban heel boots, and running in those...
0:06:38 > 0:06:40- Were you running in heels? - No, thankfully...
0:06:40 > 0:06:42Yeah, I was running in heels.
0:06:42 > 0:06:45- And you ran in heels also.- Yeah. - It's hard!
0:06:45 > 0:06:47It's really divided the couch, it's divided the couch.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49Heels, no heels.
0:06:49 > 0:06:52- Heels, from here...- No heels.
0:06:52 > 0:06:57- Fast...- Heels.- Not so fast!- ..heels!
0:06:57 > 0:07:00Jack Reacher, it's lots of action, lots of fights, lots of stunts,
0:07:00 > 0:07:02and we rarely hear about you getting injured,
0:07:02 > 0:07:05but, apparently, in the first Jack Reacher, you did hurt your foot.
0:07:05 > 0:07:07Yes. Yes.
0:07:07 > 0:07:10There's more to this story, I'm guessing.
0:07:10 > 0:07:12- So...- Yeah.- That's my cue? OK, good.- Yeah, yeah.
0:07:12 > 0:07:14- And...- The anecdote.
0:07:17 > 0:07:20So, you know when you're kicking someone in the balls...
0:07:22 > 0:07:24In movies, they wear a strap, a leather strap
0:07:24 > 0:07:26that they put in one shoe, and it goes all the way
0:07:26 > 0:07:29down through their groin, all the way down to the other.
0:07:29 > 0:07:32There's a leather strap there so you can really give 'em one, you know?
0:07:32 > 0:07:34- I never knew that.- I know.
0:07:34 > 0:07:36It's an old cowboy thing they developed
0:07:36 > 0:07:38so that they could do the kick in the balls.
0:07:38 > 0:07:42And Newman did it for Butch Cassidy - Sundance Kid.
0:07:42 > 0:07:44So they pulled the strap out for the ball kick,
0:07:44 > 0:07:48and I ended up having to do it, like, almost 50 times.
0:07:48 > 0:07:51And my foot was swollen for a week from kicking them in the balls.
0:07:51 > 0:07:56- I never thought, in all the stunts I've done...- Right.- Come on.
0:07:56 > 0:08:01Being the guy who's balls swelled Tom Cruise's foot.
0:08:01 > 0:08:03He would stand there with the strap like this,
0:08:03 > 0:08:05and of course we had to warm up, you know what I mean?
0:08:05 > 0:08:06So I had to get the angle right
0:08:06 > 0:08:08and I just kept kicking him in the balls.
0:08:08 > 0:08:10And I was like, "Didn't we get this?
0:08:10 > 0:08:12"Because my foot is killing me."
0:08:14 > 0:08:17All right... Tom and Cobie, they're here
0:08:17 > 0:08:20with Jack Reacher, the new Jack Reacher - Never Go Back.
0:08:20 > 0:08:22It's out everywhere now.
0:08:22 > 0:08:24The thing is, Jack Reacher books,
0:08:24 > 0:08:27- am I right in thinking there's 20 Jack Reacher books?- Yes.
0:08:27 > 0:08:29Yeah, he's coming out with his 21st next month, I think. Yeah.
0:08:29 > 0:08:33So this is book 18, which seems quite random to pick,
0:08:33 > 0:08:37just go to the shelf and pick 18. So how does that happen?
0:08:38 > 0:08:42- Just random. Random. - Just threw dice?- Yeah.
0:08:42 > 0:08:44It's just the story, there's so many of them
0:08:44 > 0:08:47and it just seemed like a nice one to go to
0:08:47 > 0:08:50because of the relationship that he has with the major,
0:08:50 > 0:08:52who's played by Cobie.
0:08:52 > 0:08:54She has Reacher's old job,
0:08:54 > 0:08:58and he goes back to take her out on a date, basically.
0:08:58 > 0:09:00Because he's intrigued by...
0:09:00 > 0:09:02- She's helped him at the beginning of the movie.- Yes.- Intrigued...
0:09:02 > 0:09:05- She gives good phone, good phone...- Good phone talk.
0:09:05 > 0:09:07- Excellent on the phone. - Great phone talk.
0:09:07 > 0:09:11And then a whole journey ensues with...
0:09:13 > 0:09:15..corruption and it gets drawn into the story
0:09:15 > 0:09:17and there's lots of beatings.
0:09:17 > 0:09:20- Have you read all the Jack Reacher books?- Yeah.
0:09:20 > 0:09:21- Have you read all of the books? Really?- Yes.
0:09:21 > 0:09:25- Of course he has - he's Tom Cruise. - So have I. Every single one.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- They were all enjoyable. - LAUGHTER
0:09:28 > 0:09:30It's very hard to choose a favourite.
0:09:30 > 0:09:32- Did you read Never Go Back? - I read that one.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35- Did you read the book? - I did read ours, I read ours, yeah.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37- You read the script. - I read the script and the book.
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- Did you?- And all the other books... as well,
0:09:40 > 0:09:43cos I'm a committed actor, to my craft.
0:09:43 > 0:09:45And thank you for the job.
0:09:47 > 0:09:50But, as you say, Jack Reacher, he's on the run,
0:09:50 > 0:09:54but, Cobie, you're kind of with him the whole way, you're...
0:09:54 > 0:09:56Yeah, yeah, we're sort of paired together,
0:09:56 > 0:10:01because our characters are both used to being in command,
0:10:01 > 0:10:03it's a pairing that is quite awkward at first.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05- Two commanders.- Two commanders.
0:10:05 > 0:10:09As you can tell - two commanders. On the road.
0:10:09 > 0:10:11What's good is there's that frisson romance,
0:10:11 > 0:10:14but there's no sense of damsel in distress.
0:10:14 > 0:10:16It's very... You're both on it.
0:10:16 > 0:10:20No, she's just as bright and tough as Reacher,
0:10:20 > 0:10:22and she's a great character.
0:10:22 > 0:10:25- You crushed it, I have to say. - You too.
0:10:25 > 0:10:26We've got a clip.
0:10:26 > 0:10:31- This is the two of you interrogating a witness.- OK.
0:10:31 > 0:10:33You are a specialist, aren't you, Prudhomme, right?
0:10:35 > 0:10:39Spoke to two MPs. Sergeants Mirkovich and Cibelli.
0:10:40 > 0:10:42They interviewed you in Bagram.
0:10:42 > 0:10:44No, no, I've never heard of them.
0:10:45 > 0:10:48Sergeants Mirkovich and Cibelli!
0:10:48 > 0:10:51Mirkovich had a six-year-old daughter.
0:10:51 > 0:10:53Cibelli's wife is pregnant with their first.
0:10:53 > 0:10:56Now look at me. Tell me what happened.
0:10:56 > 0:10:57They'll kill me!
0:10:58 > 0:11:00She'll kill you.
0:11:00 > 0:11:02CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:11:04 > 0:11:08APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:11:09 > 0:11:13She'd never done action before, but she was very natural at doing that.
0:11:13 > 0:11:17- Yeah, the bang... It was good. - Yeah, it was really nasty.
0:11:17 > 0:11:19That's really nasty.
0:11:19 > 0:11:23And in the movie, I don't think I've ever heard,
0:11:23 > 0:11:25in an American movie, anybody call anybody else a dickhead.
0:11:25 > 0:11:29That seems to be a very British... Is that a very British thing?
0:11:29 > 0:11:30I think it is a British thing,
0:11:30 > 0:11:33but we... Yeah, it rolled off the tongue very easily.
0:11:33 > 0:11:36- Yeah!- She said it very easily. - You said it a few times.
0:11:36 > 0:11:37She said it a few times.
0:11:37 > 0:11:40- As a matter of fact, she ad-libbed a couple.- Oh, OK.
0:11:40 > 0:11:44- Yeah.- I was like, really?- Yeah.
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Yeah, I guess we say it quite a bit.
0:11:46 > 0:11:48I'd just never heard an American say it before.
0:11:48 > 0:11:50I mean, I say it all the time.
0:11:51 > 0:11:54Now, Tom Cruise, every time you're here, I sound like your mother,
0:11:54 > 0:11:58because you do the stunts, and I worry for you!
0:11:58 > 0:12:02I just think, "Stop now! Luck running out!"
0:12:02 > 0:12:05You know, there's only so many times you can do these crazy things.
0:12:05 > 0:12:07Like, the last Mission Impossible,
0:12:07 > 0:12:10you've learnt how to hold your breath underwater.
0:12:10 > 0:12:12Tell the people how long... This is incredible.
0:12:12 > 0:12:14How long can you hold your breath for underwater?
0:12:14 > 0:12:16- Six-and-a-half minutes. - GASPS
0:12:16 > 0:12:18Good, right?
0:12:18 > 0:12:21Those takes underwater, because it took from the time
0:12:21 > 0:12:23you get rid of the regulator, get rid of the bubbles,
0:12:23 > 0:12:26get on the side, and we wanted to do it in one shot.
0:12:26 > 0:12:28So they're very, very long shots.
0:12:28 > 0:12:29These takes took...
0:12:29 > 0:12:32I'd have to hold it consistently, you know,
0:12:32 > 0:12:35safely up to four minutes, almost, for every take.
0:12:35 > 0:12:37- Almost to the point of, why bother? - Yeah.
0:12:39 > 0:12:40Like...
0:12:42 > 0:12:44I know, but we were committed.
0:12:44 > 0:12:47- Everyone was there, the camera was set up...- Might as well.
0:12:47 > 0:12:50I'm just like, what am I going to say? It was too late to say no.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54- How is that possible? It is circular breathing?- No, no.
0:12:54 > 0:12:56You just have these free divers that came in
0:12:56 > 0:13:02and trained me how to do it, and it's...not pleasant.
0:13:02 > 0:13:04- Do you panic? Do you get to a moment...- No.
0:13:04 > 0:13:09Actually, you get to the moment where you train your system to...
0:13:09 > 0:13:12I'm now...I'm controlling the breath.
0:13:12 > 0:13:15So I've got a low heart rate anyway, a very low heart rate,
0:13:15 > 0:13:17which means my body's not using as much oxygen,
0:13:17 > 0:13:21but also we did stuff to bring the heart rate down lower
0:13:21 > 0:13:23in certain breathing exercises.
0:13:23 > 0:13:24And I trained for a long time,
0:13:24 > 0:13:26to the point when I finished the sequence,
0:13:26 > 0:13:29there would be times I'd be sitting there talking in meetings
0:13:29 > 0:13:30and I wouldn't breathe.
0:13:30 > 0:13:32I realised, I am not breathing,
0:13:32 > 0:13:36and had to turn my autonomic system to breathe again.
0:13:36 > 0:13:39That's bad! That's bad, Tom!
0:13:39 > 0:13:43I know. That was a little... I did that, so I'm done with that.
0:13:43 > 0:13:47- Actually, Jude, though... - Oh...- No, now, stop it.
0:13:47 > 0:13:49- Stop it.- Come on, Jude.
0:13:49 > 0:13:51Thanks, mate. First the running...
0:13:51 > 0:13:54- No, but...- ..now the breath-holding.
0:13:54 > 0:13:56In The Young Pope, you do hold your breath.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Yeah, for about 40 seconds, yeah.
0:13:58 > 0:14:00No, it was quite a long time.
0:14:00 > 0:14:02It was no six-and-a-half minutes, but it was a long time.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05Yeah, it's no six-and-a-half minutes. Thank you.
0:14:05 > 0:14:09Did you train for it? So you know you start that feeling of agony.
0:14:09 > 0:14:10- I mean...- It's painful.
0:14:10 > 0:14:13I didn't, actually, because it really isn't that long.
0:14:13 > 0:14:16LAUGHTER
0:14:16 > 0:14:20Basically, it was in the script that he's had this trauma -
0:14:20 > 0:14:23- I don't want to give anything away...- Give a little bit away.
0:14:23 > 0:14:26He has a prayer and he decides that he wants to get away from everyone,
0:14:26 > 0:14:29so he's in the bottom of his palatial swimming pool.
0:14:29 > 0:14:31So the shot starts on the back of me,
0:14:31 > 0:14:33and we had to time the length of the prayer.
0:14:33 > 0:14:36I think it was... over a minute - let's say that.
0:14:36 > 0:14:39And it comes round, and we had to time it so that it comes around.
0:14:39 > 0:14:41The thing that takes the longest is, once you're down there,
0:14:41 > 0:14:43- you're waiting for the bubbles to clear.- Yes.
0:14:43 > 0:14:45And they're ready and then you hear...
0:14:45 > 0:14:48Cos they've got microphones in, you hear it. "Action."
0:14:48 > 0:14:51I'm underwater...
0:14:51 > 0:14:52I was like that.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54- Did you start to feel... - You do a little.
0:14:54 > 0:14:57A pain starts to come, you feel the oxygen going.
0:14:57 > 0:14:58That's why I asked about the panic.
0:14:58 > 0:15:01Cos I was just trying to count it, or recite the prayer,
0:15:01 > 0:15:03but then I worried that the prayer would start changing speed,
0:15:03 > 0:15:05so I started counting,
0:15:05 > 0:15:07and then I knew every time I got to, like, 70,
0:15:07 > 0:15:10I was almost starting to think, "OK, I hope they're there soon."
0:15:10 > 0:15:12Cos then I had to trust that they were in front of me
0:15:12 > 0:15:15for when I opened my eyes, do this, and then I go up. So...
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- Wow.- But it was no six-and-a-half minutes.
0:15:17 > 0:15:20Still, you know that pain. I mean, I had to train.
0:15:20 > 0:15:24- It's fun stuff to do, though.- The first time I did it, it was like...
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Learning that kind of stuff is, honestly, I think...
0:15:27 > 0:15:30- No six-and-a-half minutes.- No. - But it's a perk.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33You learn to do these weird things and wonderful things.
0:15:33 > 0:15:36That's SO not a useful thing to know how to do.
0:15:36 > 0:15:38- Sure it is.- Learn French!
0:15:39 > 0:15:42Say you're out, you know, and you get thrown out of the boat
0:15:42 > 0:15:45and you're down there - now you know how to hold your breath.
0:15:45 > 0:15:47I can stay alive for an extra six minutes.
0:15:49 > 0:15:53- You beat them all. - Yeah! He was the last one to die.
0:15:53 > 0:15:55LAUGHTER DROWNS OUT SPEECH
0:15:55 > 0:15:57- ..you're the last one to go.- Yeah!
0:15:57 > 0:16:01You get to wave them all goodbye. They all hate you as they die.
0:16:01 > 0:16:03It's useful, you're quite right.
0:16:03 > 0:16:06All right, we're going to watch another clip from Jack Reacher.
0:16:06 > 0:16:09- Now, this is you, Tom, in a diner...- Mm-hm.
0:16:09 > 0:16:12- ..dealing with a sheriff who has come to arrest you.- Yes.- OK.
0:16:12 > 0:16:14Process him and get him to County.
0:16:14 > 0:16:17Two things are going to happen in the next 90 seconds.
0:16:17 > 0:16:18Excuse me?
0:16:18 > 0:16:21First, that phone over there is going to ring.
0:16:21 > 0:16:26Second, you're going to be wearing these cuffs on your way to prison.
0:16:26 > 0:16:30Well, that is one magnificent prophecy, Mr Reacher.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33PHONE RINGS
0:16:36 > 0:16:37It's just going to keep on ringing.
0:16:47 > 0:16:49Sheriff Raymond Wood.
0:16:50 > 0:16:52DISTANT SIRENS
0:16:58 > 0:17:00Who the hell are you?
0:17:00 > 0:17:02The guy you didn't count on.
0:17:02 > 0:17:05APPLAUSE Ooh! It's intense.
0:17:05 > 0:17:08Yeah, you get... He's a fun character to play.
0:17:08 > 0:17:11It's like one of those movies you get to say lines like that and...
0:17:11 > 0:17:13Know what I mean? It's one of those movies you get to...
0:17:13 > 0:17:15Like a western, or something like that,
0:17:15 > 0:17:18where you get to say those fun lines and have fun scenes like that.
0:17:18 > 0:17:20Can you just turn that on?
0:17:20 > 0:17:22Could you be that intense and just say that line to me?
0:17:24 > 0:17:26Two things are going to happen in the next 90 seconds.
0:17:28 > 0:17:30First, that phone over there is going to ring.
0:17:32 > 0:17:37Second, you're going to be wearing these cuffs on your way to prison.
0:17:37 > 0:17:39Ha-ha-ha. Well...
0:17:39 > 0:17:42CHEERS AND APPLAUSE That's a....
0:17:42 > 0:17:43that's a magnificent...
0:17:43 > 0:17:45Don't laugh! I'm having my moment.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50That's a magnificent prophecy, Mr Reacher.
0:17:51 > 0:17:53I've acted with Tom Cruise, everybody!
0:17:53 > 0:17:56CHEERS AND APPLAUSE
0:17:56 > 0:17:59I know, I know. In fairness, the phone didn't ring.
0:17:59 > 0:18:01- I know. What happened? - I know.- But...
0:18:01 > 0:18:04HE GASPS Wait... Oh, my God!
0:18:04 > 0:18:06LAUGHTER
0:18:06 > 0:18:11It's like superpowers. That was incredible, wasn't it? Yeah.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- See, I think it and... That's Jack Reacher.- Incredible.
0:18:14 > 0:18:16That's better than holding your breath for six minutes -
0:18:16 > 0:18:18I've no doubts about it.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Right, Catherine Tate fans, this is amazing.
0:18:20 > 0:18:25- I've seen the ads on the telly... - Oh, my God!
0:18:25 > 0:18:26It's so big and posh.
0:18:26 > 0:18:29Catherine Tate is back with a new live show.
0:18:29 > 0:18:32It's The Catherine Tate Show Live,
0:18:32 > 0:18:35and it's kicking off in York on 31st October
0:18:35 > 0:18:39- and then touring the country till December.- Yes.
0:18:39 > 0:18:41Now, you've never done the characters live before.
0:18:41 > 0:18:42No, I've never done it live.
0:18:42 > 0:18:44- So, how does it work? - Don't know yet.
0:18:46 > 0:18:51At the moment, er... it's a logistic thing,
0:18:51 > 0:18:54cos I'm doing 18 different characters,
0:18:54 > 0:18:58and I've got to get on and off and put the prosthetic stuff on
0:18:58 > 0:19:00and get back on and...
0:19:00 > 0:19:02It'll be a right old time of it...
0:19:02 > 0:19:04I don't know, you guys probably aren't familiar, are you?
0:19:04 > 0:19:07Can you explain any of these characters to Tom and Cobie?
0:19:07 > 0:19:11I do a belligerent teenage character,
0:19:11 > 0:19:14a belligerent old-age lady, an old-aged pensioner character.
0:19:14 > 0:19:17I think all my characters are quite belligerent.
0:19:17 > 0:19:19We realised, as I was writing this one,
0:19:19 > 0:19:21it's the one thing they all have in common,
0:19:21 > 0:19:23they tend not to like the world particularly.
0:19:23 > 0:19:26- Hmm...- Hmm...
0:19:26 > 0:19:29Where did I get that from? So, it's just...
0:19:29 > 0:19:32it's just lots of different characters, yeah.
0:19:32 > 0:19:35And Nan's voice... Cos there's an old granny, a foul-mouthed granny,
0:19:35 > 0:19:36but, like, properly foul-mouthed.
0:19:36 > 0:19:39- Can you do some now? - Oh, all right. Oh...
0:19:39 > 0:19:41Well, I actually...
0:19:41 > 0:19:44I got the voice from when I was at drama school, when I was training,
0:19:44 > 0:19:46and they split up our year
0:19:46 > 0:19:50and half the year went to schools
0:19:50 > 0:19:55to give kids a really serious devised play about not taking drugs.
0:19:55 > 0:19:59The other half, except for four of us, went to another school
0:19:59 > 0:20:03to talk about using condoms when you start having sex.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- Great.- And for four of us got asked to go round
0:20:06 > 0:20:10the local old-age pensioners' home
0:20:10 > 0:20:12and give them a trip down memory lane.
0:20:12 > 0:20:17Which, as it turns out, old people can't be dragged down memory lane.
0:20:17 > 0:20:20They don't want to go. They don't want to go.
0:20:20 > 0:20:23So we turned up. You know, I was about 18,
0:20:23 > 0:20:25and they put old-agey clothes and hats,
0:20:25 > 0:20:30and we used to go in to their recreation room.
0:20:30 > 0:20:34You know, there's a table tennis with cobwebs on it.
0:20:34 > 0:20:36It's not being used!
0:20:36 > 0:20:40But it's their sort of recreation room, and we'd stand up in front
0:20:40 > 0:20:45of them and sing... I think it was the Andrews Sisters, or something?
0:20:45 > 0:20:47And they'd go... Well, we'd have to go...
0:20:47 > 0:20:48# Dancing under the apple tree
0:20:48 > 0:20:50# With anyone else but me... #
0:20:50 > 0:20:53And as walked on, there was one place, it was in Temple Fortune -
0:20:53 > 0:20:56I went to Central, in north London -
0:20:56 > 0:20:58and they sent us to this place, and one lady,
0:20:58 > 0:21:01as I walked on, she went...
0:21:01 > 0:21:04- IN NAN'S VOICE: - "So...here we go."
0:21:05 > 0:21:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:21:10 > 0:21:12And I remember thinking, "This is extraordinary,"
0:21:12 > 0:21:15and as I was doing my stuff, and we did it for about 20 minutes,
0:21:15 > 0:21:17and all the time she was just like,
0:21:17 > 0:21:19"Well, this is all I need, innit, this?"
0:21:19 > 0:21:21And at the end of it, and we'd been doing
0:21:21 > 0:21:25a very professional job as well, 18 or whatever it was...
0:21:25 > 0:21:28# It's a long way to Tipperary... # Join in!
0:21:28 > 0:21:31And at the end of it she went,
0:21:31 > 0:21:35"Is she going to stand in front of that fucking telly all day?"
0:21:35 > 0:21:38LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:21:48 > 0:21:51And so I thought, "I'll remember that."
0:21:51 > 0:21:54- I bet your mother is terrified...- Fantastic.
0:21:54 > 0:21:55..that people will think it's her mother?
0:21:55 > 0:21:58No, my mum does say, "You mustn't keep swearing,"
0:21:58 > 0:22:01cos in the show that I do I took that character and made her
0:22:01 > 0:22:05a grandmother and she swears a lot, and my mum is very concerned,
0:22:05 > 0:22:07she says, "You mustn't keep doing that
0:22:07 > 0:22:10"cos people will think that's Nanny."
0:22:10 > 0:22:13- And it's not!- Who was it... Was it your godmother gave you a line?
0:22:13 > 0:22:16My godmother - and I actually did use it in the show -
0:22:16 > 0:22:21my godmother said, when my cousin had had a baby -
0:22:21 > 0:22:25she said, "Theresa's had the baby.
0:22:26 > 0:22:30"She's, eh... She's calling it Tesco's."
0:22:32 > 0:22:35Tesco's is the name of a supermarket.
0:22:35 > 0:22:38And I said, "I'm almost certain she's not called the baby Tesco's."
0:22:38 > 0:22:40She went, "She has.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43"Well, I can't pronounce it anyway."
0:22:44 > 0:22:48And I rung up my cousin, and I said, "Theresa, what's the baby called?"
0:22:48 > 0:22:50And she said, "Francesca."
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Tesco's!
0:23:01 > 0:23:02GRAHAM LAUGHS
0:23:02 > 0:23:05- Fantastic.- Does any of this ring true with you, Cobie?
0:23:05 > 0:23:07- Cos isn't your mum British? - My mom is British, yeah.
0:23:07 > 0:23:10- ENGLISH ACCENT: - She's from Norfolk here.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Is that why you use the word "dickhead" all the time?
0:23:12 > 0:23:14- Me? Good old Mom! - That's what it is!
0:23:15 > 0:23:18Just heard it round the house!
0:23:18 > 0:23:21Is it a British thing where you are just so cruelly honest
0:23:21 > 0:23:23- a lot of the time?- Mmm...
0:23:23 > 0:23:27Cos I had this one moment with my mother,
0:23:27 > 0:23:31I was in the 12th grade in high school, and we put on
0:23:31 > 0:23:33the production of Singin' In The Rain,
0:23:33 > 0:23:36and instead of giving me a part where I spoke,
0:23:36 > 0:23:40they gave me a part where I sang, which I'm not great at.
0:23:40 > 0:23:44And it wasn't great, it wasn't terrible, but it wasn't great.
0:23:44 > 0:23:48And my mom came to our first performance and, you know,
0:23:48 > 0:23:51we were all excited, and I was flushed and I felt really great,
0:23:51 > 0:23:54and I did it, I nailed it, even though it was a challenge for me.
0:23:54 > 0:23:56I came off stage and she said...
0:23:56 > 0:23:59- ENGLISH ACCENT: - "Cobie, you were so wonderful.
0:23:59 > 0:24:02"You couldn't sing a note of it but you just sang it anyway!"
0:24:06 > 0:24:11And I was... I still had, like, eight shows to go,
0:24:11 > 0:24:15so as I'm in there, by the way singing Putting On The Ritz -
0:24:15 > 0:24:18which is not in Singin' in the Rain -
0:24:18 > 0:24:20it was just in my mind and it was horrible.
0:24:20 > 0:24:24Yeah, that's a British mother! Yeah. Or an Irish mother.
0:24:24 > 0:24:25Here's another British mother thing.
0:24:25 > 0:24:27"Going out, I'm going out."
0:24:27 > 0:24:29"All right, go out, yeah, you look great."
0:24:29 > 0:24:31You're going to a first night or whatever. "You look nice."
0:24:31 > 0:24:35"Does my hair look all right?" "Looks all right from the back!"
0:24:39 > 0:24:40Oh, no!
0:24:40 > 0:24:42Catherine Tate, good luck with your tour,
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- I'm sure it will be a huge success. - Thank you.- The people have spoken.
0:24:45 > 0:24:48CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:48 > 0:24:50Now, eh...
0:24:52 > 0:24:53Jude Law, Jude Law.
0:24:53 > 0:24:55You've got your brilliant new TV drama,
0:24:55 > 0:24:59it's The Young Pope, it starts Thursday at nine on Sky Atlantic.
0:24:59 > 0:25:01It's a huge, lavish...
0:25:01 > 0:25:04It's extraordinary the way television's going now
0:25:04 > 0:25:07with the production values, the scale of these things are enormous,
0:25:07 > 0:25:10and the premise is that you play this kind of
0:25:10 > 0:25:13- young, charming bloke... - Lenny Belardo his name is.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16Yeah, but kind of kick-ass... almost more like a politician?
0:25:16 > 0:25:23Ish. It's current day, he's just been inaugurated as Pope Pius XIII.
0:25:23 > 0:25:28The conclave, the College of Cardinals have no idea
0:25:28 > 0:25:30how he's been elected because no-one can work out
0:25:30 > 0:25:33who voted for him, they are all trying to figure out
0:25:33 > 0:25:35what kind of a Pope he's going to be,
0:25:35 > 0:25:37because nobody knows much about him.
0:25:37 > 0:25:43Is he going to be liberal, reformist, dogmatic, progressive?
0:25:43 > 0:25:46He doesn't really know who he can trust.
0:25:46 > 0:25:50And the story really unpeels,
0:25:50 > 0:25:53you learn more about his background, he was a child orphan,
0:25:53 > 0:25:55you learn through his relationships
0:25:55 > 0:25:58with various cardinals, priests, nuns
0:25:58 > 0:26:03in the Vatican what his aim is and why he's been put in this position.
0:26:03 > 0:26:06But, yes, he is the first American Pope,
0:26:06 > 0:26:08he's the youngest pontiff in history,
0:26:08 > 0:26:11so he's got a certain expectation.
0:26:11 > 0:26:14He smokes, he drinks Coke,
0:26:14 > 0:26:19but he's also got a lot of secrets that maybe you aren't expecting.
0:26:19 > 0:26:21And the brilliant Diane Keaton is in it.
0:26:21 > 0:26:25Yeah, Diane plays Sister Mary, who is the nun that raised him
0:26:25 > 0:26:29in his orphanage, and she comes over as a kind of confidante.
0:26:29 > 0:26:32It's got a wonderful international cast, because of course
0:26:32 > 0:26:35it's in the Vatican, where all the cardinals
0:26:35 > 0:26:36from all over the world...
0:26:36 > 0:26:39So we have wonderful French actors, Spanish actors,
0:26:39 > 0:26:41Italian actors, Chilean actors.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45James Cromwell is an American cardinal who is my confidante.
0:26:45 > 0:26:47- Where'd you shoot it?- In Rome.
0:26:47 > 0:26:50All... Well, seven months in Rome, a month in Venice
0:26:50 > 0:26:52and a little bit in South Africa cos...
0:26:52 > 0:26:54Oh, poor you(!)
0:26:55 > 0:26:58We have got a clip of The Young Pope, and this is you,
0:26:58 > 0:27:01as a brand-new Pope, sort of laying town the law.
0:27:01 > 0:27:04My top priorities are,
0:27:04 > 0:27:08one, the Radio Vatican signal needs boosting,
0:27:08 > 0:27:11it's unacceptable the reception is so poor.
0:27:11 > 0:27:16Two, the Pope wants to see all the gifts the Pope receives.
0:27:16 > 0:27:20Have a storage facility fitted out for storing all the gifts I receive.
0:27:20 > 0:27:24Three, the Vatican must immediately buy back the Papal Tiara
0:27:24 > 0:27:28from the Basilica in Washington DC,
0:27:28 > 0:27:33which my predecessors - who favoured sobriety over tradition -
0:27:33 > 0:27:35imprudently let go.
0:27:35 > 0:27:41And four, Sister Mary will also look after you.
0:27:43 > 0:27:48She will oversee all your activities and report directly back to me.
0:27:50 > 0:27:52She'll be your guardian angel.
0:27:54 > 0:27:57I am 60 years old, Holy Father,
0:27:57 > 0:27:59I don't need a guardian angel.
0:27:59 > 0:28:03Oh, we all need a guardian angel, Voiello,
0:28:03 > 0:28:07especially unscrupulous, ambiguous men.
0:28:15 > 0:28:18There's a very funny thing about,
0:28:18 > 0:28:24you know, you notice Popes always have their hands here, or here,
0:28:24 > 0:28:27and I always thought, it must be some ritualistic symbol.
0:28:27 > 0:28:30Then we realise they have got no pockets.
0:28:30 > 0:28:32So I put it on every morning,
0:28:32 > 0:28:34and you need help putting it on
0:28:34 > 0:28:36because there are so many buttons and layers...
0:28:36 > 0:28:40But it becomes a very comfortable position to keep your hands.
0:28:40 > 0:28:43Then I'd go out for dinner at night in jeans or whatever,
0:28:43 > 0:28:45and I would still be walking around like this,
0:28:45 > 0:28:47and my kids would always say,
0:28:47 > 0:28:50"Dad, you're holding your hands like the Pope."
0:28:50 > 0:28:52It's actually very comfortable.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55Listen, we must move on, but very quickly,
0:28:55 > 0:28:57- obviously Jack Reacher is Jack Reacher II...- Yes.
0:28:57 > 0:28:59..but apart from the Mission: Impossible movies,
0:28:59 > 0:29:04we don't associate Tom Cruise with franchises or sequels.
0:29:04 > 0:29:09And yet, exciting news, is it true there's going to be a Top Gun II?
0:29:09 > 0:29:11- AUDIENCE:- Woo! - I know.
0:29:11 > 0:29:15- No.- Oh, come on, this was on the...
0:29:15 > 0:29:17Here we go.
0:29:17 > 0:29:20There's Jerry Bruckheimer. "Discuss a little Top Gun 2."
0:29:20 > 0:29:22Yes, we're discussing it.
0:29:22 > 0:29:23COBIE GIGGLES
0:29:23 > 0:29:26We're discussing it. We're trying to figure it out.
0:29:26 > 0:29:29- Oh, do it, go on! - We're trying, we're trying.- Look!
0:29:29 > 0:29:31CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:29:31 > 0:29:35You've sold 600 tickets, right there. 600 tickets!
0:29:35 > 0:29:38If we can figure it out, I'd love to work on it.
0:29:38 > 0:29:41Again, it goes back to...
0:29:41 > 0:29:43I've heard you in interviews talking about
0:29:43 > 0:29:47the trials of being in one of those jets.
0:29:47 > 0:29:49It's horrific! Or would you be better now?
0:29:49 > 0:29:51Oh, no, cos I fly aerobatics now,
0:29:51 > 0:29:54but when you first start flying, you get sick, you know.
0:29:54 > 0:29:57- Properly sick? - Properly, like fill-a-bag sick.
0:29:58 > 0:30:00I know, the first day...
0:30:00 > 0:30:06- Yeah, you know, you've flown in... - Yeah. You get really sick.
0:30:06 > 0:30:10I flew with the Blue Angels, and when we were filming, my deal was...
0:30:10 > 0:30:15I said, "I've got to fly in the F-14," I made it with the studio,
0:30:15 > 0:30:19and I had to be filmed in the F-14 live,
0:30:19 > 0:30:24so I had to go through all the ejector-seat training,
0:30:24 > 0:30:26and I couldn't wait to fly.
0:30:26 > 0:30:31So in the morning, the first pilot I flew with, his name was Bozo.
0:30:31 > 0:30:35- Yeah...- Gives you confidence(!)
0:30:35 > 0:30:39"Hi, how are you? Bozo." "Bozo?!"
0:30:39 > 0:30:41We were up there, we had five minutes of film,
0:30:41 > 0:30:43and we had to coordinate, he and I,
0:30:43 > 0:30:46we had other aeroplanes coming in on us, and there was
0:30:46 > 0:30:50air combat manoeuvres, very detailed briefings and everything.
0:30:50 > 0:30:54So we're going out, and we're right... I don't know,
0:30:54 > 0:30:56a couple of feet off the deck in the desert.
0:30:56 > 0:30:59We're sweating, I'm sweating in the F-14,
0:30:59 > 0:31:02because we were doing heavy manoeuvres.
0:31:02 > 0:31:05And we did a really heavy manoeuvre, pulled like 9.5 Gs,
0:31:05 > 0:31:10and I, you have got a G-suit on, but you just kind of black out.
0:31:10 > 0:31:13When I came to, I had my barf bag here at the side,
0:31:13 > 0:31:16I was like, "OK, now I'm going to go get it done,"
0:31:16 > 0:31:18so I could do the next take.
0:31:18 > 0:31:20So I leaned down like this, pulled it, I was like...
0:31:20 > 0:31:24Just went down like this, and he at that point decided to pull up,
0:31:24 > 0:31:27and he pulled up so hard and for so long...
0:31:27 > 0:31:29I mean, I can't do it now.
0:31:29 > 0:31:33My head literally was touching the ground with the G-force.
0:31:33 > 0:31:37My spine. The tog's right here, I was going like this...
0:31:37 > 0:31:39- STRAINED:- "Bozo, Bozo, Bozo..."
0:31:39 > 0:31:42He was going up for ever!
0:31:42 > 0:31:45So finally, he levelled off, and I had the bag in my hand,
0:31:45 > 0:31:49- and I was like, "Bozo!" - GRAHAM LAUGHS
0:31:49 > 0:31:52"What...? Didn't you see?!
0:31:52 > 0:31:54"You didn't tell me you were going to do that,
0:31:54 > 0:31:55"my head was like..."
0:31:55 > 0:31:58He says, "Yeah, they don't call me Bozo for nothing."
0:31:58 > 0:32:00LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:32:00 > 0:32:03I had my barf bag, I held that, you know...
0:32:05 > 0:32:08Eh, Tom and Cobie have been touring the world,
0:32:08 > 0:32:12you've been to China, New Orleans, LA, you've done the London premiere.
0:32:12 > 0:32:14- Tennessee.- ..Tennessee. London premiere has been done.
0:32:14 > 0:32:18- Yes, tonight.- Cobie, is Tom doing that thing where he causes
0:32:18 > 0:32:20a sensation on red carpets?
0:32:20 > 0:32:23- Yes.- He does? You do, though.
0:32:23 > 0:32:25I mean, look at this face.
0:32:25 > 0:32:29But you do, you love meeting the fans on the red carpet,
0:32:29 > 0:32:32you really spend a lot of time doing it, talking on phones,
0:32:32 > 0:32:33taking selfies and all that.
0:32:33 > 0:32:37So we thought we might spread a little Tom Cruise love
0:32:37 > 0:32:38here this evening.
0:32:38 > 0:32:40- AUDIENCE:- Woo!
0:32:40 > 0:32:43Now, now, just think on. Would you like a selfie with Tom Cruise?
0:32:43 > 0:32:45- AUDIENCE:- Yes!
0:32:45 > 0:32:48OK, calm down, what we're doing is looking for the people
0:32:48 > 0:32:54who have come the furthest, not just people from abroad who live here...
0:32:54 > 0:32:55You.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59..people who have travelled, people who have travelled to be here,
0:32:59 > 0:33:01and we'll see how many we can get around.
0:33:01 > 0:33:03- New Zealand! - PEOPLE SHOUT OUT
0:33:03 > 0:33:06Calm down, calm down! OK, are you up for this?
0:33:06 > 0:33:10- Yeah, let's do it. - Let's do as many as we can.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Now come with me. Here we go.
0:33:12 > 0:33:14MUSIC: Theme from Mission: Impossible
0:33:14 > 0:33:16APPLAUSE OK, who are you?
0:33:16 > 0:33:18- Where are you from?- Australia. - OK, come on. What's your name?
0:33:18 > 0:33:21- Brad.- Bradley. OK, quick, quick.
0:33:21 > 0:33:23- Here we go, here we go.- Here we go.
0:33:23 > 0:33:25Done. OK, another one. Where are you from?
0:33:25 > 0:33:27Leeds? Not so far away.
0:33:29 > 0:33:31We've got a Pennsylvania!
0:33:31 > 0:33:35She's from Leeds, she can't have one! That's cheating!
0:33:35 > 0:33:37Pennsylvania right here.
0:33:37 > 0:33:40Here we go, quick. I'm in it - sorry.
0:33:40 > 0:33:43LAUGHTER
0:33:43 > 0:33:47- Let's do somebody over the other side. Let's go.- Let's go.
0:33:47 > 0:33:49Oh, no, no, can we do...
0:33:49 > 0:33:51- Trinidad, Trinidad.- OK, Trinidad.
0:33:54 > 0:33:57Can we do Tom Cruise running?
0:33:57 > 0:34:00- OK, Tom Cruise running!- Slow motion?
0:34:00 > 0:34:02- OK, I'm doing it.- Slow motion.
0:34:02 > 0:34:04They'll speed it up in post.
0:34:04 > 0:34:06We're in a rush, come on, quick, quick.
0:34:06 > 0:34:08Who have we got, who's foreign?
0:34:08 > 0:34:11- India.- India? Very good.
0:34:11 > 0:34:14OK. There you go. Any more?
0:34:14 > 0:34:15PEOPLE SHOUT OUT
0:34:15 > 0:34:18- Holland!- Are you really... You're not from Holland.
0:34:18 > 0:34:21- I am from Holland!- Are you? OK, go on. What's your name?
0:34:21 > 0:34:23- Joyce.- OK, go, Joyce.
0:34:24 > 0:34:26Oh, we've got a Ghana, Ghana.
0:34:26 > 0:34:28Quick, quick, quick.
0:34:30 > 0:34:32- Beautiful.- My hair...
0:34:33 > 0:34:38Do you want a Switzerland? Switzerland, Switzerland.
0:34:38 > 0:34:42- OK.- You both in?- That's the last one, well done! Thank you.
0:34:42 > 0:34:44No more. Run, run!
0:34:44 > 0:34:46Tom Cruise running on steps. Can we do this?
0:34:46 > 0:34:49OK. Oh, it's an action sequence!
0:34:49 > 0:34:54I'm exhausted. HE SIGHS
0:34:54 > 0:34:57Well done, you. Well done, round of applause.
0:34:59 > 0:35:02Right, it's time for music.
0:35:02 > 0:35:05I'm so excited to welcome this Grammy-winning rock band
0:35:05 > 0:35:08to the show for the first time, performing their new single
0:35:08 > 0:35:10Waste A Moment from their new album WALLS,
0:35:10 > 0:35:12it is the mighty Kings of Leon!
0:35:12 > 0:35:14- AUDIENCE:- Woo!
0:35:24 > 0:35:25AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG
0:35:43 > 0:35:46# All the way from Waco to WeHo
0:35:46 > 0:35:48# With a rabbit on her chain
0:35:48 > 0:35:52# Drove a little slick car to tend bar
0:35:52 > 0:35:55# With the static on her brain
0:35:55 > 0:36:01# She's a little burner, burner Gonna blow you all away
0:36:01 > 0:36:06# Little ticking time bomb Time bomb, gonna blow us all away
0:36:10 > 0:36:14# Take the time to waste a moment
0:36:16 > 0:36:20# Never ask to be forgiven
0:36:32 > 0:36:35# Tex, he was her boyfriend with no kin
0:36:35 > 0:36:37# Always running from the law
0:36:39 > 0:36:43# Every other weekend, the week ends with his back in her claw
0:36:43 > 0:36:48# He's a live wire, wired Shooting sparks in the night
0:36:50 > 0:36:55# He's a gun for hire Hired with a bead in his sight
0:37:00 > 0:37:02# Take the time to waste a moment
0:37:05 > 0:37:09# Facing where the lines are broken
0:37:11 > 0:37:15# Name your price to all this living
0:37:18 > 0:37:21# Never ask to be forgiven
0:37:45 > 0:37:48# Take the time to waste a moment
0:37:51 > 0:37:54# Facing where the lines are broken
0:37:57 > 0:38:01# Name your price to all this living
0:38:03 > 0:38:07# Never ask to be forgiven. #
0:38:14 > 0:38:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:16 > 0:38:17Woo!
0:38:19 > 0:38:21Kings of Leon!
0:38:21 > 0:38:23Come on over, boys. Very good.
0:38:27 > 0:38:32Here they come. Do you have an order you sit in? Hello, sir.
0:38:32 > 0:38:35Hello, very nice to see you, go and join the gang.
0:38:35 > 0:38:40Lovely to see you. Hello, very nice to see you. Come in, come in.
0:38:40 > 0:38:42Nice to meet you.
0:38:44 > 0:38:48OK, is there room? We are all in, we're in, we're in.
0:38:48 > 0:38:50It's a tight car, but we're not going far.
0:38:50 > 0:38:55That is from the new album WALLS, it's out now, and this is recorded
0:38:55 > 0:38:57on Thursday, so I'm pretty sure by tomorrow
0:38:57 > 0:38:59that's going to be number one, right?
0:38:59 > 0:39:01- We hope so.- We think so, yeah.
0:39:01 > 0:39:03AUDIENCE: Woo!
0:39:03 > 0:39:06Nothing else has happened, yeah.
0:39:06 > 0:39:08It is, it is...
0:39:08 > 0:39:11And, so, Kings of Leon, it's three brothers...
0:39:11 > 0:39:15- Then cousin on the end there? - That's right.- Aww.
0:39:17 > 0:39:21Is that weird? Do you feel kind of excluded because you're the cousin?
0:39:21 > 0:39:24Absolutely not, we've always been really close since we were...
0:39:24 > 0:39:27- You did put him on a stool, I mean...- Yeah...
0:39:27 > 0:39:31It's our... It's like Christmas, yeah.
0:39:31 > 0:39:34There's a funny card table with some plastic on it, and that stool.
0:39:34 > 0:39:37But now, your mum, she is very involved -
0:39:37 > 0:39:40not YOUR mother, obviously, you're just the cousin...
0:39:40 > 0:39:42LAUGHTER "Your mother"(!)
0:39:42 > 0:39:45She's very involved, she clears all the material, is that right?
0:39:45 > 0:39:48She tries to. She says she does.
0:39:48 > 0:39:50- But...- But...
0:39:50 > 0:39:53Yeah, she didn't hear this one. She was pretty upset.
0:39:53 > 0:39:57I remember we were about to release the first single and she was like,
0:39:57 > 0:40:01"Y'all are getting a whuppin', I haven't even heard this album yet."
0:40:01 > 0:40:05She said, "It'll never be successful if I don't hear it first."
0:40:05 > 0:40:07No, even on Twitter, bless her... This is such a mother tweet.
0:40:07 > 0:40:10You - "Excited for the new single Waste A Moment.
0:40:10 > 0:40:11"Buy it if you haven't already."
0:40:11 > 0:40:13And underneath, that is your mum,
0:40:13 > 0:40:15I'm guessing - BettyAnn Murphy - put,
0:40:15 > 0:40:20"Text me how to find it...tried to last night and never did!"
0:40:20 > 0:40:21LAUGHTER
0:40:21 > 0:40:23And like, three angry emojis - you're in trouble.
0:40:23 > 0:40:25Oh, yeah.
0:40:25 > 0:40:27We're gettin' a whuppin'.
0:40:27 > 0:40:30But hey - she didn't need to hear it, it's a huge success, it's number one.
0:40:30 > 0:40:33- That's right. - Take that, BettyAnn Murphy!
0:40:33 > 0:40:34LAUGHTER
0:40:34 > 0:40:36And thanks for doing that live,
0:40:36 > 0:40:38cos I know it's not easy to get all that equipment and everything.
0:40:38 > 0:40:42Kings of Leon, everyone! Very good. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:45 > 0:40:47Very quickly, just before we go,
0:40:47 > 0:40:50we've got time for a story or two in the Big Red Chair.
0:40:50 > 0:40:52- Who's there? Oh, hello!- Hello.
0:40:52 > 0:40:53My God - how tall ARE you?
0:40:53 > 0:40:556ft 3½in.
0:40:55 > 0:40:57Is that all? You look about 7ft 5in.
0:40:57 > 0:41:00These shoes are big.
0:41:00 > 0:41:03- What's your name?- Luke.- And where are you from?- Perth, Australia.
0:41:03 > 0:41:05- Perth!- Yeah.- Nothing. LAUGHTER
0:41:05 > 0:41:07Do you live here, or travelling?
0:41:07 > 0:41:09I'm living here, I'm a teacher in Tower Hamlets.
0:41:09 > 0:41:12OK. I mean, obviously you teach children - what do you teach them?
0:41:12 > 0:41:15Little kids. Year 2s. So, everything.
0:41:15 > 0:41:18- Everything.- Yeah. - He knows it all, everyone. LAUGHTER
0:41:18 > 0:41:21I'm struggling with the British history, though, a little bit.
0:41:21 > 0:41:23Well, I'm sure they are too. Er...
0:41:26 > 0:41:29Ofsted - it's him.
0:41:29 > 0:41:31OK. Off you go with your story.
0:41:31 > 0:41:33So, my wife and I were in Colombia,
0:41:33 > 0:41:35on a bus, on a party bus.
0:41:35 > 0:41:37We did not speak a word of Spanish
0:41:37 > 0:41:40and no-one on the bus spoke a word of English.
0:41:40 > 0:41:43We're having a great time sipping rum,
0:41:43 > 0:41:47but then I got struck with probably the worst bout of food poisoning
0:41:47 > 0:41:49I have ever had in my life -
0:41:49 > 0:41:53like, I'm talking stage 12 critical code brown...
0:41:53 > 0:41:55LAUGHTER
0:41:55 > 0:41:56Nicely expressed, I thought.
0:41:56 > 0:42:00The thing is, my wife... Because we didn't speak any Spanish,
0:42:00 > 0:42:05she was really trying hard to explain to anyone that would listen.
0:42:05 > 0:42:08She's a really bad mimer,
0:42:08 > 0:42:12and she's trying to mime that I'm very, very sick, but
0:42:12 > 0:42:16it just looked like she was miming that I really wanted to dance.
0:42:16 > 0:42:17So all of the people were
0:42:17 > 0:42:20just looking at me and pointing and saying, "Yeah, yeah."
0:42:20 > 0:42:22In Spanish, obviously - "Si, si."
0:42:22 > 0:42:24LAUGHTER
0:42:24 > 0:42:28But yeah, it just sort of went downhill from there -
0:42:28 > 0:42:30eventually my wife was able to
0:42:30 > 0:42:33somehow communicate that I could get off the bus
0:42:33 > 0:42:36and we managed to safely exit the bus.
0:42:36 > 0:42:38No! Boring!
0:42:38 > 0:42:42After all of that, he didn't even shit himself.
0:42:42 > 0:42:44LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:42:44 > 0:42:47I can only apologise.
0:42:47 > 0:42:49What a dull story!
0:42:49 > 0:42:54"I was a little ill, but not that ill, on a bus." LAUGHTER
0:42:54 > 0:42:58One more. We're going to squeeze in one more. Quick, quick, quick. This is the one, this is the one.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00- What's your name, lady?- Dawn.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Dawn, I've high hopes for Dawn. Where you from, Dawn?
0:43:03 > 0:43:04The Hoo Peninsula in Kent.
0:43:04 > 0:43:06Woo-hoo!
0:43:06 > 0:43:07SOME WHOOPING AND CLAPPING
0:43:08 > 0:43:11- Are you here alone? - No, there's three out there.
0:43:11 > 0:43:13Well, they're...very quiet.
0:43:13 > 0:43:16LAUGHTER Could someone wake Dawn's friends?
0:43:16 > 0:43:18All right, Dawn, off you go with your story.
0:43:18 > 0:43:21Right. When I first met my husband he used to make a lot of bread.
0:43:21 > 0:43:24- So one day, I decided to make some myself.- Can I just say...
0:43:24 > 0:43:27I love that, that's amazing.
0:43:27 > 0:43:28LAUGHTER
0:43:28 > 0:43:31I got the flour out the back cupboard and it had black bits in it -
0:43:31 > 0:43:33wasn't sure what they was, so I sieved them and made the bread.
0:43:33 > 0:43:36A few days later I found out what the black bits were.
0:43:36 > 0:43:38We had mice in the cupboard.
0:43:38 > 0:43:40GASPING
0:43:40 > 0:43:42And he'd eaten the bread.
0:43:42 > 0:43:43LAUGHTER
0:43:43 > 0:43:45Is that...? See...
0:43:45 > 0:43:49- Oh, your husband's here? - Yeah. He doesn't know.
0:43:49 > 0:43:51LAUGHTER
0:43:53 > 0:43:54Where's Dawn's husband?
0:43:54 > 0:43:58There he is - hale and hearty. Well done!
0:43:58 > 0:44:00Shall we let Dawn walk? Cos I like Dawn.
0:44:00 > 0:44:01Dawn, you can walk, go on!
0:44:01 > 0:44:04- Thank you. - APPLAUSE
0:44:04 > 0:44:06Very good!
0:44:06 > 0:44:09If you would like to join us on the show and have a go in that red chair
0:44:09 > 0:44:12just contact us via our website at this very address...
0:44:12 > 0:44:14That is it for tonight, ladies and gentlemen -
0:44:14 > 0:44:17so please, say a huge thank you to my guests, it's Kings of Leon!
0:44:17 > 0:44:18WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:20 > 0:44:24Catherine Tate! WHISTLING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:24 > 0:44:26Jude Law! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:26 > 0:44:29Cobie Smulders! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:44:29 > 0:44:32And Mr Tom Cruise! WHOOPING, APPLAUSE AND WHISTLING
0:44:32 > 0:44:36Join me next week with music from LeAnn Rimes,
0:44:36 > 0:44:38Breaking Bad star Bryan Cranston,
0:44:38 > 0:44:42and two of our hottest young British actors,
0:44:42 > 0:44:43Benedict Cumberbatch...
0:44:43 > 0:44:45WHOOPING ..and Eddie Redmayne.
0:44:45 > 0:44:47I'll see you then. Good night, everybody, bye-bye!