0:00:02 > 0:00:04Good evening. I'm Mark Wahlberg, and this is The Graham Norton Show.
0:00:04 > 0:00:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:07 > 0:00:15This programme contains some strong language.
0:00:22 > 0:00:25Hello! Hello! Oh, you are kind!
0:00:25 > 0:00:27You are kind! Thank you!
0:00:27 > 0:00:30Thanks! Oh! Thank you very much!
0:00:30 > 0:00:33Thank you! Good evening!
0:00:33 > 0:00:34CHEERING
0:00:34 > 0:00:37Good evening. Thank you! Thank you. That is lovely.
0:00:37 > 0:00:39You are very welcome.
0:00:39 > 0:00:42We have got a packed show for you tonight.
0:00:42 > 0:00:45So many guests! I mean, I just hope I have got enough seats.
0:00:46 > 0:00:48I feel like Theresa May.
0:00:48 > 0:00:49LAUGHTER
0:00:49 > 0:00:50I know!
0:00:50 > 0:00:53Yeah! A week on...
0:00:54 > 0:00:57A week on from the election and Theresa May, we hear,
0:00:57 > 0:01:01is staying on as Prime Minister. Now, she did say we needed
0:01:01 > 0:01:04a tough, uncompromising woman calling the shots at Number Ten.
0:01:04 > 0:01:05And I think we have got one.
0:01:05 > 0:01:08Yes, Arlene Foster, from the DUP.
0:01:08 > 0:01:09LAUGHTER
0:01:09 > 0:01:11Hiya!
0:01:11 > 0:01:14I have to say, I'm not sure this arrangement is such a good idea.
0:01:14 > 0:01:17Look what happened the last time someone from the Orange Order
0:01:17 > 0:01:18got into power.
0:01:21 > 0:01:22Yep.
0:01:22 > 0:01:24APPLAUSE
0:01:24 > 0:01:27Theresa May, she has been to France this week,
0:01:27 > 0:01:28to visit President Macron.
0:01:28 > 0:01:32While she was there, she went to the England-France football match.
0:01:32 > 0:01:35Now, the score was 3-2 to France, although when Jeremy Corbyn saw
0:01:35 > 0:01:38England had lost, he claimed it was a moral victory,
0:01:38 > 0:01:42and said, "If we played them again today, we'd win."
0:01:42 > 0:01:45Did you see Theresa joining in with the Mexican wave?
0:01:45 > 0:01:48Awww! LAUGHTER
0:01:50 > 0:01:51Poor Theresa!
0:01:51 > 0:01:54Clearly, she likes her Mexican waves like she likes her elections -
0:01:54 > 0:01:57embarrassing, misjudged, and really badly timed.
0:01:59 > 0:02:01Listen, we have got a big show tonight,
0:02:01 > 0:02:03so let's get some guests on!
0:02:04 > 0:02:06Later, we'll be joined by two of the stars of the new
0:02:06 > 0:02:09Planet of the Apes film, Andy Serkis and Woody Harrelson,
0:02:09 > 0:02:10ladies and gentlemen.
0:02:10 > 0:02:11CHEERING
0:02:11 > 0:02:17And...we will have music from a pop legend, Alison Moyet!
0:02:17 > 0:02:18One of my favourites.
0:02:18 > 0:02:20CHEERING
0:02:20 > 0:02:22She will be performing a song from her latest album.
0:02:22 > 0:02:26But first, this young British actor has landed the role of a lifetime,
0:02:26 > 0:02:29as the brand-new Peter Parker in Spider-Man: Homecoming.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Please welcome Tom Holland!
0:02:32 > 0:02:34CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:34 > 0:02:35Hello!
0:02:35 > 0:02:37Lovely to see you!
0:02:37 > 0:02:39There you are. There you are. Tom Holland!
0:02:39 > 0:02:41He's Spider-Man!
0:02:41 > 0:02:43Spider-Man, that's who that is.
0:02:43 > 0:02:46Now, this British actress has consistently worked in Hollywood
0:02:46 > 0:02:49in films like Foxcatcher and American Sniper.
0:02:49 > 0:02:52Now, she is coming back to the West End in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof -
0:02:52 > 0:02:54please welcome back Sienna Miller, everybody!
0:02:54 > 0:02:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:02:59 > 0:03:00Lovely to see you.
0:03:00 > 0:03:02- Tom, Sienna.- Hi!
0:03:02 > 0:03:05And he is the Hollywood star of Boogie Nights, The Departed,
0:03:05 > 0:03:08The Fighter and Ted. Now, he is back saving the world
0:03:08 > 0:03:11in Transformers: The Last Knight, it's always a pleasure
0:03:11 > 0:03:12to welcome back Mark Wahlberg!
0:03:12 > 0:03:15CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:03:17 > 0:03:20Really good to see you. Come in and have a seat.
0:03:22 > 0:03:25Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!
0:03:25 > 0:03:28Let's just do that for a while.
0:03:28 > 0:03:32So, it is a welcome back, and a welcome back to Mark and Sienna.
0:03:32 > 0:03:35Sienna, now, you have met Mark Wahlberg before?
0:03:35 > 0:03:38I've met Mark before, just around and about, yes.
0:03:38 > 0:03:40Didn't you meet him at the Golden Globes?
0:03:40 > 0:03:43Well, I haven't told you this story and he doesn't know it.
0:03:43 > 0:03:46- I did see...- He might know it. - I did see you at the Golden Globes,
0:03:46 > 0:03:50and I had had a baby six months before, and I was breast-feeding
0:03:50 > 0:03:52my child, and you very sweetly gave me a big hug.
0:03:52 > 0:03:54And you don't know, but I lactated on your suit!
0:03:54 > 0:03:58LAUGHTER
0:03:58 > 0:04:01You squeezed me and I got breast milk. It definitely went.
0:04:01 > 0:04:05- I'm sorry for discussing it. - Do you remember that, Mark?
0:04:05 > 0:04:07No. I had no idea.
0:04:07 > 0:04:10But, you know, it's the Golden Globes, so anything can happen.
0:04:11 > 0:04:13They're lactating.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18You can bill me for the dry cleaning.
0:04:18 > 0:04:22- But Tom, new to Hollywood. This is all brand-new?- Yeah.
0:04:22 > 0:04:25I've watched your show so much, I feel like I know you, Graham!
0:04:25 > 0:04:28But, no, this is surreal to me. This is a whole...
0:04:28 > 0:04:31- My life has flipped upside down in the last six weeks.- It's fantastic.
0:04:31 > 0:04:33Cos, Mark, you had this when, you know,
0:04:33 > 0:04:38you made it big, you went to Hollywood, and I mean,
0:04:38 > 0:04:40it's been, kind of, documented in Entourage,
0:04:40 > 0:04:43but what advice would you have for Tom Holland?
0:04:43 > 0:04:46I'm the last person you should ask for advice.
0:04:46 > 0:04:48But you've never been to jail, have you?
0:04:48 > 0:04:50I have never been to jail, no.
0:04:50 > 0:04:53- Loser!- It's a complete role reversal. I went to jail
0:04:53 > 0:04:56before I had a career, so he's going to go to jail at some point
0:04:56 > 0:05:00during your career. But don't take any advice from me.
0:05:00 > 0:05:02The first cheque I got, I ran to the Mercedes dealer,
0:05:02 > 0:05:05I bought a car, I didn't have money for registration or insurance.
0:05:05 > 0:05:06The police towed the vehicle,
0:05:06 > 0:05:09because I was driving without insurance, so you don't want
0:05:09 > 0:05:11any advice from me.
0:05:11 > 0:05:13LA is the move.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15Get a Jacuzzi. I just met all your brothers.
0:05:15 > 0:05:19Bring the boys to Cali, get a medical marijuana licence.
0:05:19 > 0:05:23So, at least you got an excuse, and have some fun, dude.
0:05:23 > 0:05:25- Oh, I will.- Have some fun for me. - I will!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28I'm 46 years old, I'm married, I got four kids,
0:05:28 > 0:05:31I get yelled at, and they tell me how much they hate me.
0:05:31 > 0:05:34They gave me a "Daddy, I love you, you're the best dad ever"
0:05:34 > 0:05:35Father's Day card, which was nice.
0:05:35 > 0:05:39- That's a beautiful thing. But go have some fun.- Right, I will do.
0:05:39 > 0:05:41You're a young, good-looking guy.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43- That's terrible advice, but I hear you.- I told you!
0:05:43 > 0:05:46Listen, to business. Mark Wahlberg, you bring us the new
0:05:46 > 0:05:48Transformers movie, Transformers: The Last Knight.
0:05:48 > 0:05:50WHOOPING
0:05:50 > 0:05:51Yeah! People are looking forward to it.
0:05:51 > 0:05:53It opens next Friday, June 23rd.
0:05:53 > 0:05:57Now, this time, so Optimus Prime is, sort of, out of the picture
0:05:57 > 0:06:02this time, so you team up with other humans, to try and save the world?
0:06:02 > 0:06:03- Yes.- Discuss.
0:06:03 > 0:06:05Er...well...
0:06:05 > 0:06:07LAUGHTER
0:06:07 > 0:06:10Initially, you know, we kind of pick up after the second story.
0:06:10 > 0:06:15I have now gone on my own... my first story. I have gone on
0:06:15 > 0:06:16my own, I have left my daughter,
0:06:16 > 0:06:20so she could integrate back into society and have a normal life.
0:06:20 > 0:06:22And I am living out in the middle of the desert, and all of a sudden,
0:06:22 > 0:06:26I am tracked down by Sir Anthony Hopkins' character, who brings me
0:06:26 > 0:06:28to London. A great fish-out-of-water story.
0:06:28 > 0:06:33Connects me with this professor from Oxford, played by Laura Haddock,
0:06:33 > 0:06:37who is fantastic. And then, we are basically trying to figure out
0:06:37 > 0:06:41how the relationship with the robots and the humans started.
0:06:41 > 0:06:44So, it's a bit of an origins story. There is a lot of mythology.
0:06:44 > 0:06:48And then, chaos ensues. But this is the last one.
0:06:48 > 0:06:50This is the last Transformers.
0:06:50 > 0:06:52Michael Bay has vowed that this is it.
0:06:52 > 0:06:56- Transformed.- Yeah, so I get my life back, too.- OK, cool.
0:06:56 > 0:06:59We have got a clip, where Anthony Hopkins is introducing you to
0:06:59 > 0:07:01- Laura Haddock's character.- Cool.
0:07:02 > 0:07:04- Hmm.- Wow.
0:07:04 > 0:07:05What's up?
0:07:12 > 0:07:15- Does he have to loom like that?- Bonjour, Cherie.
0:07:15 > 0:07:18It's a nice ride. You can ride the hembellas on that thing.
0:07:18 > 0:07:20OK, you, American man, shut it.
0:07:22 > 0:07:23What am I doing here?
0:07:23 > 0:07:25- Yeah, why is she here? - Introductions.
0:07:25 > 0:07:28This is Vivian Wembley, Master of History at Oxford,
0:07:28 > 0:07:30Doctor of Philosophy, also at Oxford,
0:07:30 > 0:07:33and Doctor of Letters, again Oxford, I think. Anything else?
0:07:33 > 0:07:35Anyway, meet Cade.
0:07:35 > 0:07:38Yeager. Cade Yeager. I'm an inventor.
0:07:38 > 0:07:41- Oh, you're an inventor?- Yes, I am. - What have you invented?
0:07:41 > 0:07:43- A lot of things.- Like?
0:07:44 > 0:07:47Like, a lot of things. Like, things that you've heard of.
0:07:47 > 0:07:49- Like?- Well, things that you WILL HAVE heard of, OK?
0:07:49 > 0:07:50Patents are pending.
0:07:52 > 0:07:53Ah.
0:07:53 > 0:07:54"Ah"?
0:07:54 > 0:07:57What's "Ah"? You know, I could do that, too.
0:07:57 > 0:07:59"Oh, I'm English and I'm too cool for feelings."
0:07:59 > 0:08:01What, now I've come here to be insulted by some
0:08:01 > 0:08:04over-educated, ivory tower princess?
0:08:07 > 0:08:10APPLAUSE
0:08:16 > 0:08:19- For a British audience, lots of this film is set here.- Yes.
0:08:19 > 0:08:23- Yeah.- I learned a lot about England. I just learned who that woman was
0:08:23 > 0:08:25that you made a joke about, the Prime Minister.
0:08:25 > 0:08:27"Who is that?"
0:08:27 > 0:08:30Yeah, well, you may not have to remember her name for long,
0:08:30 > 0:08:32but there you go.
0:08:32 > 0:08:34I wouldn't hold on to it tightly.
0:08:34 > 0:08:40But now, the Stonehenge in the film, Did you really film in Stonehenge?
0:08:40 > 0:08:43Yeah, but we built another Stonehenge right down the street.
0:08:43 > 0:08:44Was it better?
0:08:44 > 0:08:46Well, it was the same thing. They were so precious about it.
0:08:46 > 0:08:49We were just blowing it up, but it's like, "What happened there?
0:08:49 > 0:08:50"What's the big deal?
0:08:50 > 0:08:53"Somebody laid a rock on top of a rock.
0:08:53 > 0:08:56"Is that how Anthony got his knighthood?"
0:08:56 > 0:08:59I want my knighthood.
0:08:59 > 0:09:00Should be able to, right?
0:09:00 > 0:09:03But you did film around the real one, as well?
0:09:03 > 0:09:07- Yeah.- Which is incredible, that they gave you access.- Why?
0:09:07 > 0:09:11I know you are not impressed. "They should open a McDonald's.
0:09:11 > 0:09:15- "Why is it so special?"- Yeah, I can build one of these in my back yard.
0:09:16 > 0:09:17What happened there?
0:09:17 > 0:09:19We were all like... But really, it's devastated you.
0:09:21 > 0:09:23- We are proud of stuff. - But the thing is,
0:09:23 > 0:09:26the reason we are not allowed in is we don't know what happened there.
0:09:26 > 0:09:30They don't know how they got the stones... It's so English.
0:09:30 > 0:09:33They somehow got those really heavy stones there.
0:09:33 > 0:09:35From Italy or something.
0:09:35 > 0:09:37How did they build... How did the Egyptians build the pyramids?
0:09:37 > 0:09:40- That is more impressive.- It's our English version of a pyramid.
0:09:40 > 0:09:42At least when you go in there, there are things...
0:09:42 > 0:09:44You could bury people there.
0:09:44 > 0:09:46You could do a lot of things with the tombs. But what do you do there?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49Can I just say, you're in our country. You are a guest!
0:09:49 > 0:09:55- You will like our half-built thing! - I want to bring jobs to England.
0:09:55 > 0:09:57I want to bring restaurants. Wahlburgers. All these things.
0:09:57 > 0:09:59Wahlburgers?
0:09:59 > 0:10:02- But what are the stones about, seriously?- We don't know!
0:10:02 > 0:10:04That's what makes them so great.
0:10:04 > 0:10:06How did they get there?
0:10:06 > 0:10:09How did they get there is part of it. And it's a pagan worship thing.
0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Druids.- A lot of people carried them and stood them up, and...
0:10:12 > 0:10:14Thank you, Dr Wahlberg(!)
0:10:16 > 0:10:18- Build them for shade. I mean... - No!
0:10:18 > 0:10:24They were aligned with the sun, and the calendar of the Druids.
0:10:24 > 0:10:26Stop now, Sienna. Quickly. Stop now.
0:10:26 > 0:10:27Ley lines.
0:10:27 > 0:10:31- So...- But with this film, becoming part of the Transformers family,
0:10:31 > 0:10:35I think you assumed would give you some cred with your kids,
0:10:35 > 0:10:38but you were, sort of, upstaged at the time.
0:10:38 > 0:10:40This was the first Transformers you did.
0:10:40 > 0:10:43Well, they just had no interest.
0:10:43 > 0:10:45They wanted to see the movie, but there was other things
0:10:45 > 0:10:47they wanted to be doing. They wanted to do anything else
0:10:47 > 0:10:49other that watching me work.
0:10:49 > 0:10:51I asked Michael, and Michael was really excited
0:10:51 > 0:10:52about putting them in the movie,
0:10:52 > 0:10:54and they were just not into it at all.
0:10:54 > 0:10:56They were like, "No."
0:10:56 > 0:10:59Everybody is here, the crew is waiting and have set up this big
0:10:59 > 0:11:01elaborate shot, to make sure that this was going to be a shot
0:11:01 > 0:11:05that is in the movie. Now, you only saw one of my kids in the movie,
0:11:05 > 0:11:08and now the other kids are upset. They think it's my fault,
0:11:08 > 0:11:11like I purposely had them cut out, because they didn't do exactly what
0:11:11 > 0:11:13I wanted, which was not the case.
0:11:13 > 0:11:16But it's a no-win situation, so you should know that.
0:11:16 > 0:11:17Now, one of your....
0:11:17 > 0:11:20One of yours has just started dating, is this right?
0:11:22 > 0:11:23HE SIGHS
0:11:23 > 0:11:25That poor kid. That poor kid!
0:11:25 > 0:11:28- So, the kid...- The boyfriend?- Yeah!
0:11:28 > 0:11:31She had one that was not a nice boy.
0:11:31 > 0:11:33It was innocent enough, but I was like,
0:11:33 > 0:11:37"So, this kid, I want to meet this kid. OK, I want to meet him.
0:11:37 > 0:11:39"You want to hang out with him, I want to meet him,
0:11:39 > 0:11:42"and then you can hang out with him in a safe environment."
0:11:42 > 0:11:44She's like, "What's a safe environment, Dad?"
0:11:44 > 0:11:46Everything was the attitude. All of a sudden, this kid comes over,
0:11:46 > 0:11:49and he one-ups me. He brings his mom.
0:11:49 > 0:11:50LAUGHTER
0:11:51 > 0:11:52That is genius!
0:11:52 > 0:11:56TALK OVER EACH OTHER
0:11:56 > 0:11:58The genius thing is he is so sweet,
0:11:58 > 0:12:01and she is like steam-rolling me all the time.
0:12:01 > 0:12:04Like, he is seeing her being rude to me, being mean to me.
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Like, "If you're not nice to him,
0:12:06 > 0:12:09"he might not want to be hanging around with you."
0:12:09 > 0:12:12And this is a keeper. This dude is really nice.
0:12:12 > 0:12:13He is cool, he went to the graduation -
0:12:13 > 0:12:16she just graduated last week, he went to the graduation with us.
0:12:16 > 0:12:20He is, like, really sweet. I'm like, OK, well the perfect scenario
0:12:20 > 0:12:23is to find one boy who she is with forever.
0:12:23 > 0:12:25He'll treat her like a princess.
0:12:25 > 0:12:27But I don't know if she could hold him down!
0:12:29 > 0:12:33But he did one-up me. I was ready. I had a couple of my buddies there.
0:12:33 > 0:12:35All of a sudden, him and his mom come in, they are like,
0:12:35 > 0:12:36"Hey!
0:12:36 > 0:12:38"So, what do you do at school?
0:12:38 > 0:12:41"Do you have any extra-curricular activities?"
0:12:41 > 0:12:44He was like, completely just...
0:12:44 > 0:12:45slapped me.
0:12:45 > 0:12:49Cos it's rare in America, but one of your daughters
0:12:49 > 0:12:50goes to an all-girls' school.
0:12:50 > 0:12:53- She is now going to an all-girls' Catholic school.- Was this your idea?
0:12:53 > 0:12:55It was my preference.
0:12:55 > 0:12:58But I won that one. I kind of manipulated her.
0:12:58 > 0:13:00She got into both schools that she applied,
0:13:00 > 0:13:02but she ultimately made the choice.
0:13:02 > 0:13:03- OK.- And she made the right one.
0:13:03 > 0:13:08I don't mean to undermine your confidence in that system,
0:13:08 > 0:13:11but Sienna Miller, you went to an all-girls' school, didn't you?
0:13:11 > 0:13:12Yeah, my whole life.
0:13:12 > 0:13:14Yeah, what goes on, Sienna?
0:13:15 > 0:13:18You know, there is an argument...
0:13:18 > 0:13:20I'm not the right person to ask.
0:13:20 > 0:13:21Oh, you are! Absolutely!
0:13:21 > 0:13:24I mean, naked steaking across the lacrosse pitch,
0:13:24 > 0:13:29kissing the gardener, lots of fags, booze.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32You know, repression, cos you are kept in an environment,
0:13:32 > 0:13:37and then you're let out on weekends, and a boy is an exciting thing,
0:13:37 > 0:13:39cos you don't see them every day. But it's OK.
0:13:39 > 0:13:42Where did you go?
0:13:42 > 0:13:44I went to an all-girls' boarding school from eight.
0:13:44 > 0:13:46But, Tom, you did the proper British thing.
0:13:46 > 0:13:49- You went to an all-boys' school, is that right?- Yes, I did, yeah.
0:13:49 > 0:13:52- Were you well-behaved? - No, absolutely not.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55But oddly, for Spider-Man, they sent you back to school.
0:13:56 > 0:13:58Well, it was a joke.
0:13:58 > 0:14:02They don't obviously understand my British sarcasm. I said,
0:14:02 > 0:14:04"Wouldn't it be funny if I went to an American high school undercover,
0:14:04 > 0:14:07"to see what it would be like to be an American high-schooler?"
0:14:07 > 0:14:10Marvel were like, "That's amazing! Let's set it up."
0:14:10 > 0:14:13So, six weeks later, I'm with a backpack,
0:14:13 > 0:14:16pencil case, books, on my way to the school,
0:14:16 > 0:14:19the Bronx School of Science, which is a school for genius kids,
0:14:19 > 0:14:21and believe me, everyone, I am no genius!
0:14:23 > 0:14:25Yeah, so I enrolled in a high school for three days.
0:14:25 > 0:14:27I had an accent, a fake name, a back story.
0:14:27 > 0:14:28What was your fake name?
0:14:28 > 0:14:31- Ben Perkins, who is my acting coach from when I was a kid.- OK.
0:14:31 > 0:14:36They paired me with a kid called Aroon, and I was supposed to be
0:14:36 > 0:14:40his brother, or something like that, and Aroon is an Indian kid,
0:14:40 > 0:14:42and when I came in, everyone was like...
0:14:43 > 0:14:45"He's really your brother?"
0:14:45 > 0:14:47We're like, "Yeah, we're just distant brothers from...
0:14:47 > 0:14:49"Whoo! Anyway, moving on..."
0:14:49 > 0:14:52And this is a science school. They can figure things out.
0:14:52 > 0:14:54"We know how that works. That doesn't work."
0:14:54 > 0:14:58But didn't you... But then you did... Did you confide in people?
0:14:58 > 0:14:59Oh, yeah.
0:14:59 > 0:15:02So, I was sitting next to this very pretty girl in class, and you have
0:15:02 > 0:15:05to go through an exam process to get into this school,
0:15:05 > 0:15:07which obviously, I didn't do.
0:15:07 > 0:15:09And she was like, "Hey, man, what's your deal?
0:15:09 > 0:15:10"How are you here?"
0:15:10 > 0:15:12I was like, "Let me tell you my secret.
0:15:12 > 0:15:14- "I am actually...- Undercover. - "I am actually Spider-Man."
0:15:14 > 0:15:18She's like, "Dude, you're fucking nuts, bro! Whatever!"
0:15:18 > 0:15:20I was like, "No, seriously, I'm Spider-Man."
0:15:20 > 0:15:23Obviously, none of my movies had come out. No-one knew about it.
0:15:23 > 0:15:25It was a big secret, so I just looked like some nutter
0:15:25 > 0:15:28that showed up for three days, and then disappeared.
0:15:28 > 0:15:30Yes, she's laughing now.
0:15:30 > 0:15:33She's like, "I had him right there in the palm of my hand!"
0:15:33 > 0:15:35Right, let's talk about it.
0:15:35 > 0:15:37Tom's much-anticipated return as Spider-Man
0:15:37 > 0:15:39in Spider-Man: Homecoming.
0:15:39 > 0:15:41It opens July the 5th, and I say return,
0:15:41 > 0:15:43cos obviously this film, sort of, picks up
0:15:43 > 0:15:45where Captain America: Civil War stops.
0:15:45 > 0:15:49Yes. It is interesting because you get to see, sort of,
0:15:49 > 0:15:52Peter Parker and Spider-Man on summer camp. He is hanging out
0:15:52 > 0:15:54with The Avengers, he is having the time of his life.
0:15:54 > 0:15:56He gets to be a part of this amazing fight scene,
0:15:56 > 0:15:59and then it cuts to him back at school on a cramped subway,
0:15:59 > 0:16:01miserable, wishing that he could be with the Avengers,
0:16:01 > 0:16:02travelling the world.
0:16:02 > 0:16:06So, it's a nice, sort of, setback to what we saw in Civil War.
0:16:06 > 0:16:07And this is...
0:16:07 > 0:16:11It's, kind of, it goes, sort of, back to the comic books more,
0:16:11 > 0:16:13doesn't it, cos he is a proper high school student?
0:16:13 > 0:16:16Yeah, it really is the story of a kid. I genuinely think
0:16:16 > 0:16:19if you gave a 15-year-old superpowers, he would have
0:16:19 > 0:16:21the time of his life. So, the movie is all about, sort of,
0:16:21 > 0:16:25him enjoying himself, juggling, talking to girls, struggling with
0:16:25 > 0:16:28his homework, but also being a superhero, at the same time.
0:16:28 > 0:16:30All right, we'll talk about it more, but let's see a clip.
0:16:30 > 0:16:33This is one of your best friends in the film discovering that you are,
0:16:33 > 0:16:35- in fact, Spider-Man.- Yes.
0:16:58 > 0:16:59HE SIGHS
0:17:06 > 0:17:08CRASHING
0:17:08 > 0:17:09What's up?!
0:17:09 > 0:17:12Er, nothing! Nothing!
0:17:12 > 0:17:14You're the Spider-Man...
0:17:14 > 0:17:16- from YouTube.- I'm not.
0:17:16 > 0:17:17You were on the ceiling!
0:17:17 > 0:17:19- I wasn't! What are you doing in my room?!- Your Aunt May let me in.
0:17:19 > 0:17:22You said we were going to finish the Death Star. She doesn't know?!
0:17:22 > 0:17:25Nobody knows! Well, Mr Stark knows, cos he made my suit, but that's it,
0:17:25 > 0:17:29Tony Stark made you that?! Are you an Avenger?
0:17:29 > 0:17:30Yeah, basically.
0:17:30 > 0:17:31Oh!
0:17:31 > 0:17:34You can't tell anybody about this. You got to keep it a secret.
0:17:34 > 0:17:37- A secret? Why?- Because you know what she's like. If she finds out people
0:17:37 > 0:17:40are trying to kill me every night, she won't let me do this any more!
0:17:40 > 0:17:42OK. OK, OK, OK. I'll level with you.
0:17:42 > 0:17:44I don't think I can keep this secret.
0:17:44 > 0:17:46It's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me!
0:17:46 > 0:17:48I can't believe this is happening right now.
0:17:48 > 0:17:50APPLAUSE
0:17:54 > 0:17:57Tom, obviously, being SpiderMan, you have got to be in amazing shape,
0:17:57 > 0:18:01but they did really weird things to you. What is the electric thing?
0:18:01 > 0:18:03Have you ever heard of this? EMS training?
0:18:03 > 0:18:07It's like you wear this black suit, and they put these pads on you,
0:18:07 > 0:18:11and you basically do, like a yoga class while they electrocute you.
0:18:11 > 0:18:14- And it's...- For muscle stimulation? - Yeah, muscle stimulation,
0:18:14 > 0:18:18but you work out while you use it. I basically cheated.
0:18:18 > 0:18:21But I did it with my best friend, and every time the trainer
0:18:21 > 0:18:25would go to the bathroom, one of us would crank up the machine
0:18:25 > 0:18:28that my friend was using, and you can't... You genuinely can't move.
0:18:28 > 0:18:31It makes every part of your body shake.
0:18:31 > 0:18:33It's awful. It's a lot of fun, and it works,
0:18:33 > 0:18:36but it really is the worst thing I have ever done.
0:18:36 > 0:18:38- I've never heard of that! - Yeah.- Have you?
0:18:38 > 0:18:42No, but I saw a commercial today on TV here with Cristiano Ronaldo,
0:18:42 > 0:18:46who is probably one of the most physical specimens on the planet,
0:18:46 > 0:18:48with this abs machine, this biceps machine,
0:18:48 > 0:18:50standing there in his underwear, shaking, with his eyes closed.
0:18:50 > 0:18:53I don't think that's how he got in shape.
0:18:55 > 0:18:59Somebody sitting there on their couch, stuffing their face,
0:18:59 > 0:19:00having a pint is going to be, like,
0:19:00 > 0:19:03"Oh, yeah, well, now I've figured it out. I can just buy one of those."
0:19:03 > 0:19:04Not happening.
0:19:04 > 0:19:06Sienna, the only film we could think of
0:19:06 > 0:19:09- where you might have had to do this was GI Joe.- Yeah, yeah.
0:19:09 > 0:19:12Did you have to do all this stuff to get ready for that?
0:19:12 > 0:19:14They cast me in that film without meeting me,
0:19:14 > 0:19:17and it might have been in error, because I played the villain,
0:19:17 > 0:19:20and there's nothing that threatening physically about me,
0:19:20 > 0:19:22or active, particularly. But I...
0:19:22 > 0:19:25Really? You sprayed me with breast milk.
0:19:25 > 0:19:27LAUGHTER
0:19:27 > 0:19:29Stand back!
0:19:32 > 0:19:34APPLAUSE
0:19:35 > 0:19:39No, I did some fight training, and tried my best,
0:19:39 > 0:19:42but I was not cut out for violence.
0:19:42 > 0:19:47I had to shoot a gun, and I couldn't do it without blinking every time.
0:19:47 > 0:19:50And I'm the baddie, so this is not cool.
0:19:50 > 0:19:52So, they had to give me glasses, so that every time I was about
0:19:52 > 0:19:56to shoot a gun, I touched the side and they turned to sunglasses.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01I must have been awful. I think I'd be better at it now.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03I had a nightmare on Spider-Man, I'd always go, "Pss!"
0:20:03 > 0:20:06- I couldn't do that without going... - Making the noise?
0:20:06 > 0:20:09And the poor sound guy. I do ten webs every scene.
0:20:09 > 0:20:10The poor sound guy's like,
0:20:10 > 0:20:13"This fucking kid won't stop that, pss, pss, pss!"
0:20:13 > 0:20:16I did that with an electric gun. Every time, I'd just go, "Bang."
0:20:16 > 0:20:18They're like, "Dude, you're saying bang."
0:20:18 > 0:20:20Cos it's not firing, and the gun just goes, "Pfft."
0:20:20 > 0:20:22Like a little fart.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24I'm like, "Dude, at least give me some real blanks."
0:20:26 > 0:20:28Ladies and gentlemen - culture alert!
0:20:28 > 0:20:31We're heading to the stage for Sienna Miller's upcoming West End
0:20:31 > 0:20:34performance as Maggie in Tennessee Williams' Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
0:20:34 > 0:20:37It opens July 24th with previews from the 13th.
0:20:37 > 0:20:39It's at the Apollo Theatre.
0:20:39 > 0:20:43This is a great cast, it's a great play,
0:20:43 > 0:20:47but it sounds like you've kind of knocked the play about a bit.
0:20:47 > 0:20:49Yeah. I mean, it's the original version,
0:20:49 > 0:20:51Tennessee Williams' original version,
0:20:51 > 0:20:53but we are modernising it.
0:20:53 > 0:20:56And our director, Benedict Andrews, is really an auteur,
0:20:56 > 0:21:00and it's not the traditional... We're not sort of flying around
0:21:00 > 0:21:04with southern accents and hoop skirts. It's...
0:21:04 > 0:21:07There is a bit of nudity, and things like that.
0:21:07 > 0:21:08- Woohoo! Tickets will be selling! - Yeah!
0:21:08 > 0:21:10The box office has started ringing already!
0:21:10 > 0:21:12I think it's just going to be a more...
0:21:12 > 0:21:15It's all about what it is to be human, and it's quite a...
0:21:15 > 0:21:18Well, she is definitely sort of a sexually starved character,
0:21:18 > 0:21:20and this is quite a raw version.
0:21:20 > 0:21:22Where are you now? Have you started rehearsing already?
0:21:22 > 0:21:24We are day nine of rehearsals.
0:21:24 > 0:21:25In fact, about an hour ago,
0:21:25 > 0:21:27I was crawling around on the floor about five minutes away,
0:21:27 > 0:21:29being hit with a crutch.
0:21:29 > 0:21:31Not a crotch, a crutch.
0:21:31 > 0:21:33LAUGHTER
0:21:33 > 0:21:36- By Jack O'Connell swinging a crutch at my head.- Nice.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37So I'm a bit delirious. Yeah.
0:21:37 > 0:21:39But it's still set in the Deep South?
0:21:39 > 0:21:40It's set in the Deep South, yes.
0:21:40 > 0:21:44And if people aren't familiar with the whole story - in a nutshell?
0:21:44 > 0:21:45It's about...
0:21:45 > 0:21:49This woman, Maggie, is very in love with her husband, Brick,
0:21:49 > 0:21:52who is Jack O'Connell, and he will not sleep with her.
0:21:52 > 0:21:54And his father is dying of cancer,
0:21:54 > 0:21:56and everything sort of implodes on this one night,
0:21:56 > 0:22:00and she's this desperate, longing, yearning woman,
0:22:00 > 0:22:04and he is an alcoholic, and the dad's dying.
0:22:04 > 0:22:05And it's really funny(!)
0:22:05 > 0:22:08LAUGHTER
0:22:08 > 0:22:10But it is a big Gothic thing.
0:22:10 > 0:22:12I don't know how to condense Tennessee Williams,
0:22:12 > 0:22:15because he's a genius, but it's really like a beautiful, magical...
0:22:15 > 0:22:18Everything comes to a head on this one night, and we'll be like...
0:22:18 > 0:22:22- SOUTHERN ACCENT:- Talking like that, and you know, fights and...
0:22:22 > 0:22:24- It'll be good.- And this is kind of where you started, Tom,
0:22:24 > 0:22:27because Billy Elliot - that was kind of your first thing.
0:22:27 > 0:22:30- Oh, yeah!- Yeah. That's where I started. Yeah.
0:22:30 > 0:22:32Give us a twirl! Challenge, challenge!
0:22:32 > 0:22:35- What do you want?- A twirl, or something. A leap.- A twirl.
0:22:35 > 0:22:37Oh, my God, you said you...
0:22:37 > 0:22:39CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:22:39 > 0:22:41- Beautiful, beautiful. - But not a twirl.- Still as good.
0:22:41 > 0:22:42I couldn't do it.
0:22:44 > 0:22:46Because Billy Elliot, were you in...
0:22:46 > 0:22:48Cos they put you in some sort of school, is that right?
0:22:48 > 0:22:49Billy Elliot School?
0:22:49 > 0:22:51Yes, yeah. There's old baby me.
0:22:53 > 0:22:55Yeah, we went to the Billy School, which was very much like
0:22:55 > 0:22:59your boarding school, a place where terrible things happened.
0:22:59 > 0:23:02But... No, it was a lot of fun, and a really cool time for me, yeah.
0:23:02 > 0:23:05Mark Wahlberg, have you ever been in a play?
0:23:05 > 0:23:06Yes.
0:23:06 > 0:23:07"Yes, my Lord!"
0:23:07 > 0:23:10Don't doubt my theatre background, darling.
0:23:10 > 0:23:12Royal Shakespearean Academy, as well.
0:23:12 > 0:23:14I played an Oompa Loompa.
0:23:14 > 0:23:16LAUGHTER
0:23:16 > 0:23:19In fourth grade. William Monroe Trotter, Roxbury, Massachusetts,
0:23:19 > 0:23:21- and it was lovely. - It was wicked hot!
0:23:21 > 0:23:23I had a whole speech. It was lovely.
0:23:23 > 0:23:26- Is that the only theatre you've ever done?- Yes.
0:23:26 > 0:23:27You've never been tempted?
0:23:27 > 0:23:31No. What I've heard, the level of commitment,
0:23:31 > 0:23:34eight shows a week, and that sort of thing -
0:23:34 > 0:23:36- no, it's not for me.- I know!
0:23:36 > 0:23:38Now, tomorrow, are you back in rehearsal tomorrow morning?
0:23:38 > 0:23:40I'm back in rehearsal. I have to say something -
0:23:40 > 0:23:42I got an Uber to work the other day,
0:23:42 > 0:23:45and I normally get the Tube, but I got an Uber, and I got in the car
0:23:45 > 0:23:47with this driver, and I said, how long till we get there?
0:23:47 > 0:23:49He was really nice, he was like...
0:23:49 > 0:23:50- SOUTHERN ACCENT:- "About 30 minutes."
0:23:50 > 0:23:52I was like, why are you talking like that?
0:23:52 > 0:23:54And he went, "I don't know why." I was like,
0:23:54 > 0:23:57"You're literally doing the accent of the play I'm rehearsing now."
0:23:57 > 0:23:59He's like, "That is so weird, I think I'm psychic."
0:23:59 > 0:24:01Anyway, we got chatting. He's there!
0:24:02 > 0:24:05- Where is he?- There he is. Yay!
0:24:05 > 0:24:06APPLAUSE
0:24:09 > 0:24:11How funny.
0:24:11 > 0:24:13We started talking, and he was like,
0:24:13 > 0:24:15"Graham Norton, I thought was so lovely last week,
0:24:15 > 0:24:16and I love that show"
0:24:16 > 0:24:18and I said, "I'm doing it, shall I see if I can get you in?"
0:24:18 > 0:24:21- and he's come! - And here he is! Aw! Very good.
0:24:21 > 0:24:23All right! It's time to meet my next guests.
0:24:23 > 0:24:25One is the master of motion capture
0:24:25 > 0:24:27who brought to life Gollum and King Kong.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31The other is the award-winning star of Cheers, White Men Can't Jump,
0:24:31 > 0:24:33True Detective, and Natural Born Killers -
0:24:33 > 0:24:36please welcome Andy Serkis and Woody Harrelson.
0:24:36 > 0:24:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:24:40 > 0:24:42There they are! Hello!
0:24:44 > 0:24:47Nice to see you. Really good to see you. Hi!
0:24:47 > 0:24:49Great to see you again. Hi.
0:24:49 > 0:24:51Come in, come in, come in. Have a seat.
0:24:51 > 0:24:53Have a seat.
0:25:01 > 0:25:04Greeting, greeting, greeting, greeting.
0:25:04 > 0:25:05- How are you?- Good, thanks.
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- Hello, sir.- There we go. - Nice to meet you, man.
0:25:08 > 0:25:11Look, that's very nice. Have a seat, too. All very welcome.
0:25:11 > 0:25:13Now, Woody, you spend a lot of time in London now.
0:25:13 > 0:25:16- You're filming here right now. - Yeah, I feel like an expat.
0:25:16 > 0:25:19I'm living here, yeah. I love it.
0:25:19 > 0:25:21Because you're filming the new Han Solo film?
0:25:21 > 0:25:23Yeah, a little indie, Han Solo.
0:25:23 > 0:25:25- Yeah.- There you are.
0:25:25 > 0:25:27Andy, is that you?
0:25:27 > 0:25:29LAUGHTER
0:25:29 > 0:25:30You must have been furious.
0:25:30 > 0:25:32If it was him, there'd be a bunch of dots.
0:25:34 > 0:25:37Hey, listen. The apes are back. This time it's war.
0:25:37 > 0:25:40War for the Planet of the Apes opens July the 11th.
0:25:40 > 0:25:43Now, Andy, obviously, you're back in the role of Caesar,
0:25:43 > 0:25:45- so there's you.- Yes.
0:25:45 > 0:25:48And then... Ba-doom! It's Caesar.
0:25:48 > 0:25:50How do they do that?!
0:25:50 > 0:25:51- It is...- Incredible.
0:25:51 > 0:25:53I sort of know how they do it, but I don't know how they do it.
0:25:53 > 0:25:54It is phenomenal.
0:25:54 > 0:25:57I just watched it before coming here, and it is...
0:25:57 > 0:25:59It's amazing.
0:25:59 > 0:26:01LAUGHTER
0:26:01 > 0:26:04It is! I'm not saying that in a self-congratulatory manner.
0:26:04 > 0:26:07I'm the least thing in it, but I got to say...
0:26:07 > 0:26:11- That is sort of true.- Yeah, thanks. I said that hoping you'd say...
0:26:11 > 0:26:14But I got to say, it came together so...
0:26:14 > 0:26:17Matt Reeves, the director, he's just a master
0:26:17 > 0:26:22at this kind of, bringing all that motion capture to life,
0:26:22 > 0:26:24but his performance is astonishing.
0:26:24 > 0:26:26And you are new to this world.
0:26:26 > 0:26:28So, who are you in the Planet of the Apes?
0:26:28 > 0:26:30I play the Colonel.
0:26:30 > 0:26:33Apparently I'm the enemy to Caesar.
0:26:33 > 0:26:35Well... Yeah.
0:26:35 > 0:26:37LAUGHTER
0:26:37 > 0:26:38Yeah.
0:26:38 > 0:26:41It's quite... Humans don't come out of this well, in this version.
0:26:41 > 0:26:45- No.- Well, nobody comes out of it well. I mean, it's a war, you know?
0:26:45 > 0:26:50So, both apes and humans are toe to toe, and having a bad time of it.
0:26:50 > 0:26:54Basically, in this story, it's moved on from...
0:26:54 > 0:26:56I don't know if people saw the last one, Dawn, or in fact
0:26:56 > 0:27:00the first one, Rise, but it's got to a point where...
0:27:01 > 0:27:04..the start of the whole saga is a virus
0:27:04 > 0:27:07which was created through an Alzheimer's drug gone wrong,
0:27:07 > 0:27:08and then an ape called Caesar
0:27:08 > 0:27:11becomes enhanced by this intelligence-enhancing drug,
0:27:11 > 0:27:13and he's brought up with human beings.
0:27:13 > 0:27:16He's then thrown into a facility at a teen age, if you like,
0:27:16 > 0:27:18in the other films, and then he leads them to freedom,
0:27:18 > 0:27:21and then a virus breaks out,
0:27:21 > 0:27:25and in this one it turns to all-out war between apes and humans,
0:27:25 > 0:27:27so, yeah, it's bleak.
0:27:27 > 0:27:28It's a bleak start to the film,
0:27:28 > 0:27:30but there's a lot of heart, a lot of emotion.
0:27:30 > 0:27:32Listen, we've got a clip. This is the moment
0:27:32 > 0:27:36when Caesar gets captured, and you guys meet.
0:27:38 > 0:27:41Have you finally come to save your apes?
0:27:42 > 0:27:44I came for you.
0:27:44 > 0:27:45For me?
0:28:04 > 0:28:06My God.
0:28:07 > 0:28:08Look at your eyes.
0:28:09 > 0:28:11Almost human.
0:28:12 > 0:28:14How did you know I was here?
0:28:14 > 0:28:16I was told you were coming...
0:28:18 > 0:28:23..and that more soldiers from the north would be joining you here.
0:28:23 > 0:28:25- Joining me?- To finish us off...
0:28:27 > 0:28:28..for good.
0:28:31 > 0:28:32Who told you that?
0:28:40 > 0:28:41OK...
0:28:44 > 0:28:45..let's go.
0:28:48 > 0:28:50Ooh! APPLAUSE
0:28:55 > 0:28:57But the two of you... It sounds like you properly got on.
0:28:57 > 0:29:00Wasn't there... You had a night out in Vancouver, was it,
0:29:00 > 0:29:01the two of you bonded over?
0:29:01 > 0:29:03- We had a number of nights. - It was really a night in.
0:29:03 > 0:29:05It was a night in, actually.
0:29:05 > 0:29:08We hung over at my house, we had a couple of bottles of wine.
0:29:08 > 0:29:09I won't get into the details!
0:29:11 > 0:29:15Funny, I think the last time you were on a show with me,
0:29:15 > 0:29:19you did tell us about a mad night you had in London,
0:29:19 > 0:29:21and you've now turned it into a film.
0:29:21 > 0:29:23Yeah.
0:29:23 > 0:29:25But again, a mad film.
0:29:25 > 0:29:26Yeah, a mad film.
0:29:26 > 0:29:28It's called Lost in London,
0:29:28 > 0:29:32and I had this night, this terrible, terrible night,
0:29:32 > 0:29:35started with just my wife and I on the verge of breaking up,
0:29:35 > 0:29:38and ended with me in jail.
0:29:38 > 0:29:40LAUGHTER
0:29:40 > 0:29:41Yeah. And...
0:29:41 > 0:29:42And this all happened?
0:29:42 > 0:29:44- This all happened.- Yeah.
0:29:44 > 0:29:48I hated it and wanted to forget about it, but then I kept thinking,
0:29:48 > 0:29:49you know, this could be funny!
0:29:51 > 0:29:54And Owen Wilson's in it, and Willie Nelson,
0:29:54 > 0:29:58and we shot it in real time, in 99 minutes.
0:29:58 > 0:30:03We shot it single-camera, and live-streamed it as we shot it,
0:30:03 > 0:30:05into theatres in the United States,
0:30:05 > 0:30:08and into three Picture House theatres here.
0:30:08 > 0:30:10So it's one take?
0:30:10 > 0:30:12It's one take. Yeah.
0:30:12 > 0:30:14That's phenomenal!
0:30:14 > 0:30:15Yeah, it turned out great,
0:30:15 > 0:30:19and that's showing at the Picture House Central...!
0:30:20 > 0:30:23Friday and Saturday late-night!
0:30:23 > 0:30:26And did anything go wrong? Cos you could only do it once.
0:30:26 > 0:30:32Yeah. There were sound issues, and just the live feed issues,
0:30:32 > 0:30:34and then on the night,
0:30:34 > 0:30:38there was this bomb, this World War II unexploded ordnance
0:30:38 > 0:30:40that they discovered near the Waterloo Bridge,
0:30:40 > 0:30:43which was a key area, so they shut down the bridge,
0:30:43 > 0:30:47and I'm like, I've never been a fan of Hitler but this is personal!
0:30:49 > 0:30:51It was weird. That was very strange.
0:30:51 > 0:30:57It opened up just a few minutes before we needed it.
0:30:57 > 0:30:59And Andy, you've got another movie.
0:30:59 > 0:31:02Have you finished Jungle Book now, the motion capture version of it?
0:31:02 > 0:31:05No. We're still in the process of making it,
0:31:05 > 0:31:07and it comes out next year.
0:31:07 > 0:31:09So it's, yeah, an amazing cast, and there's a beautiful
0:31:09 > 0:31:12central performance by the young actor playing Mowgli.
0:31:12 > 0:31:14It's a much darker version than the Disney one
0:31:14 > 0:31:19that came out last year. It's a PG-13, but yeah, it's really...
0:31:19 > 0:31:21And that's all performance capture, so all the actors -
0:31:21 > 0:31:23Christian Bale's playing Bagheera,
0:31:23 > 0:31:26and Benedict Cumberbatch is playing Shere Khan, the tiger,
0:31:26 > 0:31:29and Cate Blanchett is playing Kaa, the snake.
0:31:29 > 0:31:32They're all there doing the same kind of thing as you've just seen.
0:31:32 > 0:31:35Are we allowed to mention that you were...?
0:31:35 > 0:31:37- About my audition?- Yeah.
0:31:37 > 0:31:39- SIENNA:- Oh, no!- It was... Often...
0:31:39 > 0:31:42We do strange things for auditions, but I think your audition might be
0:31:42 > 0:31:44the strangest thing I've ever been asked.
0:31:44 > 0:31:48I prepared my lines, prepared my scene, I went in, I did the scene...
0:31:48 > 0:31:49He was brilliant.
0:31:49 > 0:31:52And you said, "Thank you, that was great. Now do it as a wolf."
0:31:52 > 0:31:54And I'm like...
0:31:54 > 0:31:55"OK..."
0:31:55 > 0:31:56So all I did was this.
0:31:59 > 0:32:01I like your style.
0:32:01 > 0:32:03But no, it was a wonderful experience,
0:32:03 > 0:32:06it was lovely meeting you, and I saw some of the concept art
0:32:06 > 0:32:09from the movie, and it looks incredible. I can't wait for it.
0:32:09 > 0:32:11- Me too.- Oddly, Mark,
0:32:11 > 0:32:15you were in Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes back in 2001,
0:32:15 > 0:32:18but there was no motion capture in that, was it?
0:32:18 > 0:32:21No. God, I'd never seen Tim Roth so upset
0:32:21 > 0:32:23after sitting in make-up for five hours,
0:32:23 > 0:32:26and I just stroll in and say, "Hey, what's going on, guys?"
0:32:26 > 0:32:29Put my little astronaut suit on, but...
0:32:29 > 0:32:32it was an amazing experience working with Tim.
0:32:32 > 0:32:35I think we kind of set the franchise back a little bit.
0:32:35 > 0:32:37You and Rupert kind of revived it again, which was great,
0:32:37 > 0:32:40cos it was obviously a big intellectual property.
0:32:40 > 0:32:43- But you used real... - Make-up, yes.- No, but real monkeys.
0:32:43 > 0:32:46- Real people.- Monkeys and apes.- The monkeys? No, they were the worst.
0:32:46 > 0:32:47They would attack you, because they...
0:32:47 > 0:32:50Helena and I, Helena Bonham Carter and I, had this relationship,
0:32:50 > 0:32:52so I had to work with the monkeys as the astronaut,
0:32:52 > 0:32:55so they wanted us to get acclimatised with the chimps,
0:32:55 > 0:32:58and any time I would go near her, the chimps would start attacking me
0:32:58 > 0:33:02and start trying to punch me in the nuts, like...
0:33:02 > 0:33:04Like my five-year-old son, really bad. Not stopping.
0:33:04 > 0:33:07I'd go, "OK, stop now, stop playing around, we've got to work."
0:33:07 > 0:33:10And the chimps were constantly trying to attack me.
0:33:10 > 0:33:12Because you had a sort of similar experience, Andy,
0:33:12 > 0:33:14at the zoo, didn't you?
0:33:14 > 0:33:16That was on King Kong, yeah.
0:33:16 > 0:33:19I had a sort of long-standing affair with a gorilla called Zaire
0:33:19 > 0:33:24about ten years ago. She was a lovely, lovely gorilla. And...
0:33:24 > 0:33:26LAUGHTER
0:33:27 > 0:33:30And we hung out for a couple of months. I was observing her,
0:33:30 > 0:33:33and we played games and sort of, you know, with each other,
0:33:33 > 0:33:36and it was all rather lovely. And then...
0:33:36 > 0:33:39- about two months later... - That's how it starts!- Well, yeah.
0:33:39 > 0:33:41We still text!
0:33:42 > 0:33:45But Lorraine, my wife, came down to visit us.
0:33:45 > 0:33:47I said, "You've got to come down and meet Zaire."
0:33:47 > 0:33:48And when she came down,
0:33:48 > 0:33:50literally, Zaire got this bottle of water
0:33:50 > 0:33:53which has minerals in and vitamins in, and she just went...
0:33:53 > 0:33:56like that and squirted it right in Lorraine's face.
0:33:56 > 0:33:58- That's what she did to me!- Yeah!
0:34:01 > 0:34:03It's like a mating call.
0:34:03 > 0:34:05APPLAUSE
0:34:05 > 0:34:07But they do. They get so protective.
0:34:07 > 0:34:08- They really do.- And territorial.
0:34:08 > 0:34:10Oh, you're talking about monkeys again? OK!
0:34:12 > 0:34:14The other thing chimpanzees do,
0:34:14 > 0:34:16of course, is a thing called pant-hooting, which is...
0:34:16 > 0:34:19HE HOOTS
0:34:21 > 0:34:24HE PANTS
0:34:24 > 0:34:26APPLAUSE
0:34:32 > 0:34:33When do chimps do that?
0:34:35 > 0:34:36When they're very excited.
0:34:38 > 0:34:40Is that a happy thing, or a sad thing?
0:34:40 > 0:34:43It's a kind of territorial thing.
0:34:43 > 0:34:46And it's quite scary. It's defending territory.
0:34:46 > 0:34:49- OK.- I feel like I've heard that sound, yeah.
0:34:49 > 0:34:52LAUGHTER
0:34:55 > 0:34:57I'm sure you have, Sienna!
0:34:59 > 0:35:01What are you talking about? Yeah.
0:35:01 > 0:35:05Well, look, the thing is, it is a sofa of actors, so, Andy...
0:35:05 > 0:35:09Andy, are there any...I wouldn't say tricks, but are there any short-cuts
0:35:09 > 0:35:12into playing a great ape?
0:35:12 > 0:35:14A great ape. Well...
0:35:14 > 0:35:18Well, quadrupedding is a large part of it, OK,
0:35:18 > 0:35:21so quadrupedding is walking on all fours,
0:35:21 > 0:35:24and I happen to have with me some...
0:35:24 > 0:35:27Some arm extensions, which we could all have a go with.
0:35:27 > 0:35:30- Oh, right!- And these, in fact, are how we quadruped.
0:35:30 > 0:35:32So we can all have a go, and I think we should.
0:35:32 > 0:35:35- Would you like to have a go? - No. Not yet.
0:35:35 > 0:35:37LAUGHTER
0:35:37 > 0:35:38Let me just show you.
0:35:38 > 0:35:42Look, and it has motion capture dots on it already. So we can shoot.
0:35:42 > 0:35:44So anyway, let me just...
0:35:44 > 0:35:46Is this a good place to stand?
0:35:46 > 0:35:48- Yeah, or...- This is wicked!
0:35:48 > 0:35:50- Wherever you want to go.- OK.
0:35:50 > 0:35:53So, first of all, if you're going to get into being an ape,
0:35:53 > 0:35:55like if you're a silverback gorilla,
0:35:55 > 0:35:57- then you tend to have your backside sticking out.- Wow!
0:35:57 > 0:36:00If you're a chimpanzee, then you're tucked in like this.
0:36:00 > 0:36:02- So you can choose between a gorilla or a chimpanzee.- Yes.
0:36:02 > 0:36:05- Whichever you'd like. - Options, I love options.
0:36:05 > 0:36:08- And then you start to walk... - Oh, look at that!- Whoa!- Like that.
0:36:08 > 0:36:10APPLAUSE
0:36:11 > 0:36:15And then... Then you can learn to kind of accelerate.
0:36:15 > 0:36:17And we're all going to do this, so...
0:36:17 > 0:36:20So then you can learn to accelerate.
0:36:20 > 0:36:23I've got very slippery shoes on, but...
0:36:23 > 0:36:24- like that. So...- Whoa!
0:36:24 > 0:36:26That's very impressive.
0:36:26 > 0:36:29Get Tom. Tom's young. Go on, Tom.
0:36:29 > 0:36:32APPLAUSE
0:36:32 > 0:36:35- A fellow method actor. - This is for a role in the next film.
0:36:35 > 0:36:37You're welcome, guys.
0:36:39 > 0:36:42You're going to be so good at this. You're going to be so good at this.
0:36:42 > 0:36:44LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:36:44 > 0:36:47- You'll be fine. - You're going to shine.
0:36:48 > 0:36:50Good luck.
0:36:50 > 0:36:53I'm glad I wore such tight trousers today(!)
0:36:53 > 0:36:55How do you beat your chest with these things?
0:36:55 > 0:36:57- It's a tough one.- So, hang on...
0:36:57 > 0:36:58Gorilla is the arched back.
0:36:58 > 0:37:00Oh, look at that, look at that!
0:37:00 > 0:37:04Oh, oh, look at him! Oh!
0:37:04 > 0:37:05I've gone Spider-Man all of a sudden.
0:37:05 > 0:37:07No, that's very Spider-Man.
0:37:07 > 0:37:09And what did you say, chimpanzee? What was it?
0:37:09 > 0:37:11- You've got to tuck in. - Tuck in with your...
0:37:11 > 0:37:14- Tuck in and bend over. There you go. - SIENNA:- Oh, my God!
0:37:14 > 0:37:16Do a wolf as a chimp.
0:37:16 > 0:37:18HE HOWLS
0:37:18 > 0:37:20APPLAUSE
0:37:20 > 0:37:24Very good. It was...beautiful, beautiful.
0:37:27 > 0:37:29Listen, we're going to have our music now.
0:37:29 > 0:37:35Andy Serkis, I know you are a huge fan of our guest tonight,
0:37:35 > 0:37:38so I wondered, would Gollum...
0:37:38 > 0:37:40Sorry, I'm...like, poking him with a stick,
0:37:40 > 0:37:42but I want to get my money's worth.
0:37:42 > 0:37:46- Could Gollum introduce this lovely singer?- What? No way!
0:37:46 > 0:37:49Do you need to get physically ready for this?
0:37:49 > 0:37:50- No.- OK, fine.
0:37:50 > 0:37:54- It's all on that...- That idiot board over there.- ..that board down there.
0:37:54 > 0:37:55OK, here we go, here we go.
0:37:55 > 0:37:56GRAHAM CLEARS HIS THROAT
0:37:56 > 0:37:58Gollum introducing our music tonight.
0:37:58 > 0:38:01- AS GOLLUM:- Well, my precious,
0:38:01 > 0:38:04it's time for music, isn't it?
0:38:04 > 0:38:06No, it's not! Shut your face!
0:38:07 > 0:38:09Yes, it is, precious!
0:38:09 > 0:38:12I love this singer for so many years.
0:38:12 > 0:38:14No, you did not, precious!
0:38:14 > 0:38:15I did!
0:38:16 > 0:38:18What's her name, precious?
0:38:18 > 0:38:22Her name is Alison Moyet!
0:38:23 > 0:38:27Yes, performing The Rarest Birds, it is Alison Moyet!
0:38:27 > 0:38:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:38:33 > 0:38:35# In this town
0:38:35 > 0:38:39# Forget who you are
0:38:39 > 0:38:44# Remembering who you were meant to be
0:38:46 > 0:38:53# Find yourself bearing easy
0:38:53 > 0:39:00# Mercury aside a Lurex sea
0:39:00 > 0:39:06# Such cloth is this
0:39:07 > 0:39:13# It's thread for a party dress
0:39:19 > 0:39:23# The lights are strung like pearls
0:39:23 > 0:39:26# So offer your throat
0:39:26 > 0:39:31# And if we hang, then we hang in the stars
0:39:32 > 0:39:35# Take my hand and come
0:39:35 > 0:39:38# Be the hostess girl
0:39:38 > 0:39:42# Skip a grace note on your heel
0:39:42 > 0:39:46# To whichever hymn you please
0:39:48 > 0:39:53# For the rarest birds are these
0:39:56 > 0:40:01# Navigate the city walks
0:40:02 > 0:40:08# By dove-grey gum constellations
0:40:09 > 0:40:16# There The Twins and there The Plough
0:40:17 > 0:40:20# And now
0:40:20 > 0:40:23# I'm at your door
0:40:25 > 0:40:29# Seeing you through your window
0:40:29 > 0:40:32# Fixing your hair for grey
0:40:33 > 0:40:37# Pulling at your face
0:40:37 > 0:40:40# Trying not to frown
0:40:41 > 0:40:44# Like this
0:40:45 > 0:40:50# And you hold up your party dress
0:40:57 > 0:41:01# The lights on strings like pearls
0:41:01 > 0:41:04# Let's take on the night
0:41:04 > 0:41:08# And if we hang, then we hang in the stars
0:41:10 > 0:41:12# Hold my hand and come
0:41:12 > 0:41:16# Be the fairground girl
0:41:16 > 0:41:20# We can walk the fairground town tonight
0:41:20 > 0:41:24# Hung up by a breeze
0:41:27 > 0:41:31# As high as you please
0:41:34 > 0:41:37# Hiss the kittens away
0:41:37 > 0:41:41# They'll know something some day
0:41:41 > 0:41:45# It's only ground that they see
0:41:47 > 0:41:52# For the rarest birds are these
0:41:54 > 0:42:01# To whichever sky they please. #
0:42:04 > 0:42:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:42:09 > 0:42:11Alison Moyet, everybody!
0:42:11 > 0:42:14Beautiful song. Come on, join us, do!
0:42:14 > 0:42:17Oh, so lovely to see you.
0:42:18 > 0:42:20Gorgeous single, darling. Mwah and mwah!
0:42:20 > 0:42:22Come over and meet everybody!
0:42:22 > 0:42:25Alison, there you go.
0:42:25 > 0:42:26That's Tom, Sienna,
0:42:26 > 0:42:29Mark, Andy, Woody.
0:42:29 > 0:42:30There they all are.
0:42:33 > 0:42:35- Pleased to meet everyone. - Nice to meet you.- There we go.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38Yes! Say hello. There you go. Oh!
0:42:38 > 0:42:40- Hello.- Oh, lovely! - That was lovely.
0:42:41 > 0:42:43I'm getting them all! Fantastic.
0:42:43 > 0:42:45APPLAUSE
0:42:45 > 0:42:48That, of course, was The Rarest Birds.
0:42:48 > 0:42:51The Rarest Birds, which is the latest single off your new album,
0:42:51 > 0:42:53- Other...- Yes.- ..which is out now.
0:42:53 > 0:42:55You must be thrilled, it's been so well received, this album.
0:42:55 > 0:42:57- Yeah. It's been bonkers. It's been great.- Yeah.
0:42:57 > 0:42:59You can only affect your output.
0:42:59 > 0:43:01You can't assume you're going to get anything,
0:43:01 > 0:43:02so when it comes back, it's great.
0:43:02 > 0:43:03Yeah, but this seems like,
0:43:03 > 0:43:06I was saying to you, this seems like an album that YOU wanted to do -
0:43:06 > 0:43:08no-one was saying, "I think you should do this way," or...
0:43:08 > 0:43:11To be honest, they're always the albums I want to do,
0:43:11 > 0:43:12it's just sometimes I choose wrong, that's all!
0:43:12 > 0:43:14LAUGHTER
0:43:14 > 0:43:17- You got it right.- Every mistake I've got to own, you know.
0:43:17 > 0:43:20And we must say, with trepidation, I suppose, after 30 years...
0:43:20 > 0:43:2230 years, you have bitten the bullet,
0:43:22 > 0:43:24and you're going on a world tour.
0:43:24 > 0:43:26Yeah.
0:43:26 > 0:43:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:29 > 0:43:31Now...are you going to enjoy that?
0:43:31 > 0:43:34No, I love it. Touring is my favourite thing,
0:43:34 > 0:43:36but I must say that even though...
0:43:36 > 0:43:38You have avoided it for 30 years, for something you really enjoy.
0:43:38 > 0:43:41I've done loads of touring, I just haven't gone far afield.
0:43:41 > 0:43:44This time I thought, you know, it's as good as it's going to get.
0:43:44 > 0:43:46Sooner or later it's going to go, so I might as well,
0:43:46 > 0:43:49when I'm at the top of my game, my live game, I might as well do it.
0:43:49 > 0:43:50When does it all kick off?
0:43:50 > 0:43:52Don't ask me. September, I think.
0:43:52 > 0:43:54- You'll be there! You'll be there. - I'll be there, yeah.
0:43:54 > 0:43:57Thank you so much for that. Alison Moyet!
0:43:57 > 0:43:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:59 > 0:44:00OK, that's nearly it for tonight.
0:44:00 > 0:44:04Before we go, we just have time for a quick visit to the big red chair.
0:44:04 > 0:44:05Who's there? Hello!
0:44:05 > 0:44:07- Hello!- Hi! What's your name?
0:44:07 > 0:44:09- Diane.- Diane, lovely. And where are you from, Diane?
0:44:09 > 0:44:11Narborough in Leicestershire.
0:44:11 > 0:44:14- Lovely, and what do you do? - I'm a retail insight manager.
0:44:14 > 0:44:15What does that mean?
0:44:15 > 0:44:18I do DVD release reports and insight reports
0:44:18 > 0:44:20for a lot of the film studios.
0:44:20 > 0:44:21I'm no wiser! OK...
0:44:23 > 0:44:25Off you go with your story, Diane.
0:44:25 > 0:44:29Many moons ago, I used to rent a room in a house with three guys,
0:44:29 > 0:44:31which had its benefits, but one downfall was
0:44:31 > 0:44:34somebody used to eat all my food,
0:44:34 > 0:44:37so on one occasion, I was pouring a bowl of cereal out,
0:44:37 > 0:44:38and there was no fruit in my cereal.
0:44:38 > 0:44:41- It was supposed to be a strawberry fruited cereal, so...- OK.
0:44:44 > 0:44:47You've got the power. You've got the power.
0:44:47 > 0:44:49It's addictive, isn't it?
0:44:49 > 0:44:52- It's so fun!- It's addictive! Boom!
0:44:52 > 0:44:55Such a power seat!
0:44:55 > 0:44:57Shall we get another one? Shall we do another one?
0:44:57 > 0:44:59- Yeah.- Let's get another one!
0:44:59 > 0:45:00- Hello.- Hi there.
0:45:02 > 0:45:04Yank that one!
0:45:04 > 0:45:05What's your name, sir?
0:45:05 > 0:45:07- Oliver James.- Oh, lovely.
0:45:07 > 0:45:08Are you sure?
0:45:08 > 0:45:10What do you do, Oliver James?
0:45:10 > 0:45:12I'm at Brighton Uni. I study wine.
0:45:12 > 0:45:14You study wine... You can do that at university?
0:45:14 > 0:45:16- Yeah.- Oh, that's just...
0:45:19 > 0:45:21That should not be encouraged.
0:45:23 > 0:45:25Is that a thing?
0:45:25 > 0:45:28- Not that I've heard of.- That can't be a university course, can it?
0:45:28 > 0:45:32- Isn't it like a...- A sommelier?- A sauvignon? Is that what it's called?
0:45:32 > 0:45:35- Sommelier.- Yeah, that's the one. Whoops!
0:45:35 > 0:45:37Do that at catering college, don't you?
0:45:37 > 0:45:38"A sauvignon blanc?"
0:45:38 > 0:45:43- Yeah, "Some of that, love?" - Yeah. I'll have some of that. Yeah.
0:45:43 > 0:45:44Shall we try one more?
0:45:44 > 0:45:45OK, one more. Hello!
0:45:45 > 0:45:47- G'day, Graham.- Hello. What's your name?
0:45:47 > 0:45:50- Sean.- Sean, and are you an Aussie?
0:45:50 > 0:45:53- I am.- I'm getting good at this. I used to not know.
0:45:53 > 0:45:56And whereabouts in Australia... Do you live here now, or there?
0:45:56 > 0:45:58- I live here now. - OK, and what do you do?
0:45:58 > 0:46:00- Accountant.- An accountant?- Yeah.
0:46:00 > 0:46:02Do you want to ask me what it's about?
0:46:04 > 0:46:05Oh!
0:46:09 > 0:46:10The cupboard is bare!
0:46:10 > 0:46:12Well done, everyone.
0:46:12 > 0:46:15If you'd like to join us on the show and have a go in that red chair,
0:46:15 > 0:46:18you can contact us via our website at this very address.
0:46:18 > 0:46:20That's it for tonight. Please say thank you to my guests -
0:46:20 > 0:46:22Alison Moyet!
0:46:22 > 0:46:24APPLAUSE
0:46:24 > 0:46:25Tom Holland!
0:46:25 > 0:46:27APPLAUSE
0:46:27 > 0:46:28Sienna Miller!
0:46:28 > 0:46:29APPLAUSE
0:46:29 > 0:46:31Mark Wahlberg!
0:46:31 > 0:46:32APPLAUSE
0:46:32 > 0:46:34Andy Serkis!
0:46:34 > 0:46:35APPLAUSE
0:46:35 > 0:46:36And Woody Harrelson!
0:46:36 > 0:46:38APPLAUSE
0:46:38 > 0:46:40Please join me next week with pop group Haim,
0:46:40 > 0:46:42Oscar winner Jamie Foxx,
0:46:42 > 0:46:44the hilarious Steve Carrell, and Kristen Wiig,
0:46:44 > 0:46:46and the legend that is Dame Judi Dench.
0:46:46 > 0:46:49I'll see you then! Goodnight, everybody. Bye-bye!