Episode 12

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0:00:02 > 0:00:03Hello, my name is Judi Dench.

0:00:03 > 0:00:06Welcome to The Graham Norton Show!

0:00:06 > 0:00:08APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:00:23 > 0:00:25Oh! Oh, my God!

0:00:25 > 0:00:26It's actually me!

0:00:26 > 0:00:29Yes, yes!

0:00:29 > 0:00:30Hello, hello!

0:00:30 > 0:00:32- MAN IN AUDIENCE:- Ooh, ooh, ooh!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34Oh, "Ooh, ooh, ooh!" Oh!

0:00:34 > 0:00:37Big! Going big on the hello!

0:00:37 > 0:00:40Hello and welcome to the show.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43Lovely to see you.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45All enjoying the warm weather?

0:00:45 > 0:00:46- AUDIENCE:- Whoo! - Ooh!

0:00:46 > 0:00:48It's been hot, hasn't it?

0:00:48 > 0:00:51Hot! I tell you, I've been sweating like Theresa May

0:00:51 > 0:00:53waiting for the DUP to say yes.

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Elsewhere in politics, Vince Cable is the favourite

0:00:57 > 0:00:59to replace Tim Farron as Lib Dem leader.

0:00:59 > 0:01:02Now, some people are saying Vince might be a bit old.

0:01:02 > 0:01:04I mean, they have a point - he's 74,

0:01:04 > 0:01:07so, at the time of the next election he's going to be...

0:01:07 > 0:01:0874.

0:01:08 > 0:01:10LAUGHTER

0:01:12 > 0:01:15Brexit talks finally got started this week.

0:01:15 > 0:01:16Whoo!

0:01:16 > 0:01:19Here's our Brexit negotiator David Davis...

0:01:19 > 0:01:21Also known as DD.

0:01:21 > 0:01:25Not to be confused with Double D, which, of course, is a huge tit.

0:01:27 > 0:01:29APPLAUSE

0:01:33 > 0:01:36That was David at the start of the talks,

0:01:36 > 0:01:40listening to the words "You're screwed" in 27 different languages.

0:01:40 > 0:01:43Meanwhile, it was the State Opening of Parliament this week.

0:01:43 > 0:01:45Here's the Prime Minister and Jeremy Corbyn

0:01:45 > 0:01:47making small talk on the way in.

0:01:47 > 0:01:50She's probably saying, "Are you doing anything nice this summer?"

0:01:50 > 0:01:54He's saying, "Mm-hm, I'm going to be Prime Minister."

0:01:54 > 0:01:56It was a dress-down version of the ceremony,

0:01:56 > 0:01:59dress-down - dress-down! -

0:01:59 > 0:02:02and a lot of people on Twitter were suggesting that the Queen's hat

0:02:02 > 0:02:05had been made out of an EU flag,

0:02:05 > 0:02:08a sign of her love and respect for Europe.

0:02:08 > 0:02:10It's odd because over at the EU, they've found a new use

0:02:10 > 0:02:11for all our Union Jacks.

0:02:13 > 0:02:15LAUGHTER Let's get some guests on!

0:02:17 > 0:02:19Later, we'll have music from indie rockers Haim!

0:02:19 > 0:02:21Haim are here!

0:02:21 > 0:02:24They'll be performing their current single Want You Back -

0:02:24 > 0:02:27but first, two comedy greats.

0:02:27 > 0:02:28One is the star of Bridesmaids,

0:02:28 > 0:02:31the other gave us The 40-Year-Old Virgin and Anchorman.

0:02:31 > 0:02:33Together they're in Despicable Me 3.

0:02:33 > 0:02:35Please welcome Kristen Wiig and Steve Carell!

0:02:35 > 0:02:37APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:37 > 0:02:39That's actually them!

0:02:40 > 0:02:41Look at them!

0:02:44 > 0:02:47You are so shiny! That's beautiful.

0:02:47 > 0:02:50Hello, sir, lovely to see you. Have a seat, do.

0:02:52 > 0:02:54There's more! There's more!

0:02:54 > 0:02:57He's the Oscar and Grammy-winning star of Django Unchained,

0:02:57 > 0:02:58Ray and Any Given Sunday -

0:02:58 > 0:03:01now he's one of the gang in crime caper Baby Driver,

0:03:01 > 0:03:03it's the great Jamie Foxx, everybody!

0:03:03 > 0:03:05APPLAUSE

0:03:05 > 0:03:08I teased you. I teased you. I'm so sorry.

0:03:08 > 0:03:10Jamie Foxx!

0:03:12 > 0:03:16Good, right? That's good. There's more! There's more.

0:03:16 > 0:03:20What can I say? She's one of our greatest stage and screen actors,

0:03:20 > 0:03:22and one of my favourite guests.

0:03:22 > 0:03:25It is welcome back to Dame Judi Dench!

0:03:25 > 0:03:27APPLAUSE

0:03:28 > 0:03:30Hello, my darling.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33So lovely to see you. Come and sit down!

0:03:37 > 0:03:38Whoo!

0:03:41 > 0:03:45Welcome, all! Welcome, all. Lovely to see you.

0:03:45 > 0:03:48I think this is one of my favourite couches. I like this couch a lot.

0:03:48 > 0:03:50Very, very nice.

0:03:50 > 0:03:53- Welcome back to everybody - everybody's been here before.- Yes.

0:03:53 > 0:03:56- You, a lot. You have been here a lot!- Oh, too much, yes!

0:03:56 > 0:03:57- No, never too much. - I've overdone it.

0:03:57 > 0:03:59No, no, no.

0:03:59 > 0:04:01Now, my American friends, have you appeared on stage or...

0:04:01 > 0:04:03African American.

0:04:03 > 0:04:05LAUGHTER

0:04:05 > 0:04:07OK...!

0:04:07 > 0:04:11Have any of you appeared or worked with a dame before? An actual dame?

0:04:11 > 0:04:16- I guess I technically have.- OK. - Yes.- That's all I want to know.

0:04:16 > 0:04:18OK, great.

0:04:18 > 0:04:20Yeah, Saturday Night Live - Helen Mirren.

0:04:20 > 0:04:23- Oh, she's a dame!- Yes. Dame Helen Mirren.- She'll do.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26Was that when you were quite physical with her?

0:04:26 > 0:04:27Um...

0:04:27 > 0:04:30If you call motor-boating her physical...

0:04:30 > 0:04:32Which it is. Very intimate.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36- Yes, I would say, yes.- Have you been motor-boated, Dame Judi?

0:04:36 > 0:04:39- Never.- Never? - But there's always time.- Yes!

0:04:41 > 0:04:42Jamie loves a challenge!

0:04:42 > 0:04:44LAUGHTER

0:04:44 > 0:04:45These lips...

0:04:47 > 0:04:51That would go viral. I'm pretty sure that would go viral.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53Now, Dame Judi, obviously one of our finest actors,

0:04:53 > 0:04:57and I think the performing bug bit early on,

0:04:57 > 0:04:59because - I know you know this picture -

0:04:59 > 0:05:01I don't know how old you were,

0:05:01 > 0:05:05but clearly you are the star of this show. Here they are.

0:05:05 > 0:05:07Can you tell which one is Dame Judi?

0:05:07 > 0:05:11It's this one, who has taken her socks off to upstage the others.

0:05:11 > 0:05:15- I pushed my way to the front, there.- You really did!

0:05:15 > 0:05:17She looks so unimpressed!

0:05:17 > 0:05:19"I wore socks."

0:05:19 > 0:05:23That girl on the right is Angela Beresford,

0:05:23 > 0:05:27and she couldn't stand the middles of sandwiches.

0:05:27 > 0:05:29LAUGHTER

0:05:29 > 0:05:32She used to come to our house and say, "I can't eat this sandwich,

0:05:32 > 0:05:35"I can't eat this and I can't eat that or that or that."

0:05:35 > 0:05:39- But she would eat the bread? - She ate the bread.- OK!

0:05:39 > 0:05:42- Perhaps you should make her a bread sandwich?- Quite.

0:05:42 > 0:05:43LAUGHTER

0:05:43 > 0:05:45I should have thought of it.

0:05:45 > 0:05:46Just give her a loaf.

0:05:48 > 0:05:49I like...! I like this one at the end

0:05:49 > 0:05:52who just didn't get the memo about the costume at all.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Her mother hated her.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59"Go in that, you'll be fine."

0:05:59 > 0:06:00LAUGHTER

0:06:00 > 0:06:02- Kristen, we also have a picture of you.- Oh, no.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05- I don't know if you're a young performer in this...- This is...

0:06:05 > 0:06:09- ..but you are quite young.- Oh, man! - OK, can I explain?!

0:06:10 > 0:06:13- I... - # The sun'll come out... #

0:06:13 > 0:06:15LAUGHTER

0:06:15 > 0:06:17APPLAUSE

0:06:19 > 0:06:23- I had a... I got perms a lot... - You clearly did.- ..when I was a kid,

0:06:23 > 0:06:25and I also discovered Sun-In,

0:06:25 > 0:06:27which was supposed to make your hair blonde,

0:06:27 > 0:06:29but when you have brown hair, it turns it red.

0:06:29 > 0:06:30Great!

0:06:30 > 0:06:31It's very cute.

0:06:31 > 0:06:33Was this around the time that you decided

0:06:33 > 0:06:35to pass yourself off as a musician?

0:06:36 > 0:06:38Yeah, my dad had a guitar,

0:06:38 > 0:06:42and I would take the guitar out of the case

0:06:42 > 0:06:45and walk around my neighbourhood with the case,

0:06:45 > 0:06:48because I wanted people to think that I played the guitar!

0:06:48 > 0:06:50I would just walk and look at people and be like, "Oh," you know,

0:06:50 > 0:06:54and I would just carry it around the block.

0:06:54 > 0:06:57- But you kept things in it, didn't you?- So... Yes.

0:06:57 > 0:06:59LAUGHTER

0:06:59 > 0:07:03So embarrassing. I remember thinking to myself,

0:07:03 > 0:07:07I should probably put vitamins in there in case I got tired.

0:07:07 > 0:07:11So, I just had Flintstone vitamins in the guitar case.

0:07:11 > 0:07:13- It was very heavy, the guitar case. - I know, yes!

0:07:13 > 0:07:15- You were thinking ahead!- Yes.

0:07:15 > 0:07:18- Now, we have a picture of Jamie Foxx, young.- Yeah.

0:07:18 > 0:07:21But, now, what age are you here?

0:07:21 > 0:07:23- Aah!- Yes!

0:07:23 > 0:07:26LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:07:28 > 0:07:30Hilarious!

0:07:30 > 0:07:33- You... You look 47!- Yes!

0:07:35 > 0:07:39We've got the same kind of hair, right there!

0:07:39 > 0:07:41Well, that's the Jheri curl, right there.

0:07:41 > 0:07:43I was 18, right there.

0:07:43 > 0:07:45That was a "Fsst, fsst, fsst."

0:07:45 > 0:07:46I was 18 years old.

0:07:46 > 0:07:51Is that a backdrop to make it look like there's brick back there?

0:07:51 > 0:07:54- You know what? No, I think that is real brick.- Oh, OK.

0:07:54 > 0:07:55Real brick!

0:07:55 > 0:07:57Real brick, baby, it's a brick house.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59You shelled out for this picture.

0:08:00 > 0:08:04Now, if you thought Jamie Foxx looked old there,

0:08:04 > 0:08:05I think you were about 20...

0:08:05 > 0:08:08LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:08:09 > 0:08:10What?!

0:08:12 > 0:08:15That's fantastic!

0:08:15 > 0:08:17I don't... I see no problem with that.

0:08:18 > 0:08:21- Are you about 20 years old there? - Yeah.

0:08:21 > 0:08:24What was going on in your head?

0:08:24 > 0:08:26I wanted to look like Magnum PI.

0:08:30 > 0:08:33I actually grew a moustache in high school

0:08:33 > 0:08:35because I played lacrosse

0:08:35 > 0:08:38- and I thought it would make me look more threatening...- Right.

0:08:38 > 0:08:41..but it didn't, really. It just made me look like a porn star.

0:08:42 > 0:08:45- A porn performer.- A porn performer.

0:08:45 > 0:08:47That's not a porn STAR, is it?

0:08:47 > 0:08:48LAUGHTER

0:08:48 > 0:08:50- No!- He was in it - he wasn't the star, no.

0:08:52 > 0:08:55- A day player.- A day...! - A day player.- A porn day player.

0:08:57 > 0:08:59HE MIMICS PORN MUSIC

0:08:59 > 0:09:01He was at the other side of the pool.

0:09:01 > 0:09:04- Away from the action. - Right! That's amazing.

0:09:04 > 0:09:07Listen, We've got lots to talk about, so, dames first.

0:09:07 > 0:09:08Dames first.

0:09:08 > 0:09:11Dame Judi has a new film, Victoria and Abdul.

0:09:11 > 0:09:13Now, it doesn't open till September 15th,

0:09:13 > 0:09:16but this is our last show, so you're here to tell us about it.

0:09:16 > 0:09:19You play Queen Victoria, Ali Fazal plays Abdul,

0:09:19 > 0:09:22and this is a true story, but sort of a bit of history

0:09:22 > 0:09:24that nearly got lost entirely.

0:09:24 > 0:09:26Yes, I didn't know anything about it at all -

0:09:26 > 0:09:28I expect other people did, but I didn't know anything,

0:09:28 > 0:09:32because after she formed this relationship with this young man,

0:09:32 > 0:09:35when he was sent back to India after she died,

0:09:35 > 0:09:38everything between them was all packed away and burnt

0:09:38 > 0:09:41or, you know, kept somewhere,

0:09:41 > 0:09:44and only discovered, I think, comparatively recently.

0:09:44 > 0:09:46In India they found some diaries, is that right?

0:09:46 > 0:09:50- They found some letters, yes, or diaries, yes...- Yes.

0:09:50 > 0:09:53..about this extraordinary person she met.

0:09:53 > 0:09:56He came to her Diamond Jubilee

0:09:56 > 0:09:58to present her with something,

0:09:58 > 0:10:00with a coin.

0:10:01 > 0:10:05Well, when you see him, you'll see.

0:10:05 > 0:10:08She wasn't quite so interested in the coin.

0:10:08 > 0:10:09LAUGHTER

0:10:09 > 0:10:12- Victoria was a bit of a goer, really, wasn't she?- She was a goer.

0:10:12 > 0:10:15- Yes! - I mean, oh, I'm full of admiration!

0:10:15 > 0:10:17LAUGHTER

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Well, after, you know, after her life with Albert,

0:10:20 > 0:10:25and then, subsequently, her relationship with John Brown,

0:10:25 > 0:10:27you know, still, that is there - that...

0:10:27 > 0:10:30you know, that burning thing, whatever it was,

0:10:30 > 0:10:31was still there all the time.

0:10:31 > 0:10:33There weren't creams back then.

0:10:33 > 0:10:34You know...

0:10:34 > 0:10:36LAUGHTER

0:10:38 > 0:10:40Creams!

0:10:40 > 0:10:43- Oh, man.- Poor Abdul!

0:10:45 > 0:10:50So, obviously, famously, you played Victoria in Mrs Brown, in '97 -

0:10:50 > 0:10:52it's incredible.

0:10:52 > 0:10:55- Yes, with Billy the Divine. - Yes, the great Billy Connolly.

0:10:55 > 0:10:58- Sir Billy the Divine... - Of, course, yes, he has!- ..now.- Yes!

0:10:58 > 0:11:04So, going back to it, was that an incentive to say yes to this film,

0:11:04 > 0:11:08- or did it make you hesitate about doing this?- No...

0:11:08 > 0:11:09You know, you never think, I think,

0:11:09 > 0:11:12that you're going to go back to revisit a character

0:11:12 > 0:11:14you have played already,

0:11:14 > 0:11:18but because I didn't know about this story, I think,

0:11:18 > 0:11:23- and because it was beautifully written by Lee...- Lee Hall, yeah.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26..Hall, and directed by Stephen Frears,

0:11:26 > 0:11:30and it was a part that I'd done all the kind of homework on,

0:11:30 > 0:11:33I found it irresistible. I couldn't have said no.

0:11:33 > 0:11:34Excellent - well, we've got a clip.

0:11:34 > 0:11:38This is you having an argument with your son, the Prince of Wales,

0:11:38 > 0:11:40- played by Eddie Izzard. - Eddie Izzard.

0:11:40 > 0:11:42Yes! They're all in it!

0:11:42 > 0:11:45Mummy, enough is enough.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48You will drop this forthwith, or...

0:11:48 > 0:11:49Or, Bertie?

0:11:49 > 0:11:53..or we will have you certified insane!

0:11:55 > 0:11:57I'm 81 years of age.

0:11:58 > 0:12:03I have had nine children and 42 grandchildren

0:12:03 > 0:12:07and have almost a billion citizens.

0:12:07 > 0:12:10I have been in office 62 years, 234 days.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16I am cantankerous...

0:12:16 > 0:12:21boring, greedy, fat, ill-tempered,

0:12:21 > 0:12:28at times selfish and myopic - both metaphorically and literally.

0:12:28 > 0:12:32I am, perhaps, disagreeably attached to power...

0:12:34 > 0:12:37..and should not have smashed the Emperor of Russia's egg...

0:12:40 > 0:12:44..but I am anything but insane.

0:12:44 > 0:12:46APPLAUSE

0:12:48 > 0:12:51- You're so good!- I've not watched it!

0:12:51 > 0:12:52OK!

0:12:58 > 0:13:00- I was eating popcorn, like...!- Yes!

0:13:03 > 0:13:04- That's amazing. - That's a really good clip.

0:13:04 > 0:13:07- Amazing, absolutely amazing. - That really is amazing.

0:13:07 > 0:13:10As we were saying, the film is based on these diaries and letters

0:13:10 > 0:13:14that got found - now, you don't keep a diary, per se, do you?

0:13:14 > 0:13:18I don't any more - and I've always kind of meant to,

0:13:18 > 0:13:20and never got beyond - you know, you get so eager,

0:13:20 > 0:13:22especially when you are away doing something

0:13:22 > 0:13:24and you think, oh, I will write this diary,

0:13:24 > 0:13:27and it lasts three days, or two days,

0:13:27 > 0:13:28and then you get tired of it -

0:13:28 > 0:13:32but, yes, I do keep a kind of memo thing,

0:13:32 > 0:13:35of people who come round after the show.

0:13:35 > 0:13:39- And what they say to you?- Well, because it's irresistible, you know?

0:13:39 > 0:13:41- So, what are the most common...? - The most common?

0:13:41 > 0:13:43When you do a play, what are the most common?

0:13:43 > 0:13:45The most common is, knock at the door, "Come in,"

0:13:45 > 0:13:51and whoever it is comes and says, "Oh, you must be exhausted."

0:13:51 > 0:13:54LAUGHTER

0:13:54 > 0:13:56- I might have said that. - That's tricky.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58Oh, I think you've said it several times!

0:13:59 > 0:14:03Or, "How are you?" I get "How are you?" a lot.

0:14:03 > 0:14:05And you think, "Well, you've just seen!"

0:14:05 > 0:14:07LAUGHTER

0:14:07 > 0:14:11- I've had that, yes. - Is it embarrassment? I expect so.

0:14:11 > 0:14:14What's the worst thing someone has said do you?

0:14:14 > 0:14:15Um...

0:14:15 > 0:14:17"I saw you."

0:14:18 > 0:14:20LAUGHTER

0:14:22 > 0:14:23Yes, for the last three hours!

0:14:25 > 0:14:27- What does that mean?- "I saw you."

0:14:27 > 0:14:29Well, they're obviously too embarrassed

0:14:29 > 0:14:31to find something else suitable to say.

0:14:31 > 0:14:34Have you guys... What have people said to you, Steve?

0:14:34 > 0:14:38My brother came backstage to a play that I'd done

0:14:38 > 0:14:39and said, "That was terrible!"

0:14:42 > 0:14:45You know, it's a dressing room full of the other actors,

0:14:45 > 0:14:48and everyone's - opening-night, "Ooh!" buzzing,

0:14:48 > 0:14:53and he comes, like, "Wow, that just... That was awful."

0:14:53 > 0:14:56Like, absolutely unfiltered.

0:14:56 > 0:14:58The energy in the room...

0:14:59 > 0:15:02Doing Saturday Night Live, Kristen,

0:15:02 > 0:15:03you must have people come to you -

0:15:03 > 0:15:05- it's live, there's an audience. - Yeah.

0:15:05 > 0:15:07Do people come back to you afterwards to talk about it?

0:15:07 > 0:15:11Yeah, yeah. I remember getting, like, "You did it!"

0:15:11 > 0:15:12LAUGHTER

0:15:14 > 0:15:17- OK!- The other way round,

0:15:17 > 0:15:20you guys, if you meet a friend who's been in a film

0:15:20 > 0:15:24that is a giant turkey, what do you say?

0:15:24 > 0:15:26- Like, if the movie's bad?- Yeah.

0:15:26 > 0:15:28Oh, I've had that done to me.

0:15:28 > 0:15:31They'll say something, like, something about your clothes.

0:15:31 > 0:15:33"Man, that jacket you were wearing was tight.

0:15:35 > 0:15:36"That jacket was tight, dog.

0:15:36 > 0:15:38"That jacket was tight. Where did you get that jacket?"

0:15:38 > 0:15:41"Did you see the movie?" "Yeah, yeah, it was crazy. It was crazy."

0:15:41 > 0:15:44- It was crazy! - But, you know, your real friends

0:15:44 > 0:15:47will tell you that it sucked - but, yeah, you get that.

0:15:47 > 0:15:50The thing is, you don't need anyone to tell you.

0:15:50 > 0:15:54- No. We know.- Or they tell you that the chances you took were amazing.

0:15:54 > 0:15:56Something like that.

0:15:56 > 0:15:57Don't need to talk about the film.

0:15:57 > 0:15:59Didn't you have a school reunion

0:15:59 > 0:16:01when you were telling people about The 40-year-old Virgin?

0:16:01 > 0:16:03I had just shot it - it hadn't come out yet.

0:16:03 > 0:16:05"What are you up to, Steve?"

0:16:05 > 0:16:11and I told people that I had just written, or co-written

0:16:11 > 0:16:14and starred in a movie called The 40-year-old Virgin,

0:16:14 > 0:16:17and I could see their eyes rolling back into their heads.

0:16:17 > 0:16:19"Oh, good luck to you... Bye.

0:16:19 > 0:16:22"Sounds horrible."

0:16:22 > 0:16:25Even the studio executives didn't quite understand that film.

0:16:25 > 0:16:28They didn't. We were shut down after the first week of filming...

0:16:28 > 0:16:30- Are you serious?- ..because they were watching dailies - yeah.

0:16:30 > 0:16:32It was the Friday of the first week

0:16:32 > 0:16:34and we were in the middle of a scene

0:16:34 > 0:16:39and Judd came in and said, "We have to go to Universal

0:16:39 > 0:16:41"because they are pulling the plug,"

0:16:41 > 0:16:44and apparently - we went in, and they'd been watching dailies,

0:16:44 > 0:16:45they'd been watching the movie,

0:16:45 > 0:16:47everything we'd shot up until that point,

0:16:47 > 0:16:50and said they thought I looked like a serial killer.

0:16:50 > 0:16:53LAUGHTER

0:16:53 > 0:16:56At that point, I hadn't done any dialogue.

0:16:56 > 0:16:58It was me riding my bike.

0:16:58 > 0:17:04Me walking by suggestive posters, going "Weurgh!"

0:17:04 > 0:17:08And they thought I looked like an insane killer.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- Cos actually, Jamie Foxx, you... - What's that?

0:17:13 > 0:17:14- Kanye West...- Huh? Kanye West?

0:17:14 > 0:17:17- ..you kind of failed...- Oh, man. - ..to see his genius, didn't you?

0:17:17 > 0:17:21First of all, the way I even met - and I did, I blew it...

0:17:21 > 0:17:24- I didn't blow it, but it worked out. - LAUGHTER

0:17:24 > 0:17:25I know it's not making sense,

0:17:25 > 0:17:27because I haven't told you the story yet,

0:17:27 > 0:17:29but what happened was that I'm throwing a party -

0:17:29 > 0:17:30I throw all these parties at my crib -

0:17:30 > 0:17:33so, I'm throwing a party for Puff, and Jay Z's there, and Pharrell,

0:17:33 > 0:17:38it's a big party, and this kid walks in with a backpack on

0:17:38 > 0:17:40and his jaw is busted. I said, "Who's that?"

0:17:40 > 0:17:42They said, "That's Kanye West." I said, "What he do?"

0:17:42 > 0:17:44They say, "He raps and he produces for Jay Z."

0:17:44 > 0:17:47I said, "Well, everybody that comes to my house has got to perform,

0:17:47 > 0:17:50"I've got to see what this dude has," so I walked up to him

0:17:50 > 0:17:53and I said, "Yo, man, you do your thing, you rap,"

0:17:53 > 0:17:56and he killed with this freestyle, it was amazing.

0:17:56 > 0:17:59I said, "Wow, you're going to be famous, man,"

0:17:59 > 0:18:06and then he said, "I have... a...a song...that...

0:18:06 > 0:18:11"that I think you'd be great on... if we could go, er, to the studio...

0:18:11 > 0:18:13"and do the song." I said, "Man, what?

0:18:13 > 0:18:15"I'm trying to get into the music business, let's go!"

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Cos I wasn't in the music business -

0:18:17 > 0:18:19and I happen to have a studio in my crib.

0:18:19 > 0:18:20So, we go in the back...

0:18:20 > 0:18:22LAUGHTER

0:18:22 > 0:18:24- We heard that.- Yeah!

0:18:24 > 0:18:28But the reason I did that was because I would throw parties

0:18:28 > 0:18:30for musical people so I could try to get in on a record. So...

0:18:30 > 0:18:32LAUGHTER

0:18:32 > 0:18:36That's why Puff and Jay Z and all them were there - they didn't know.

0:18:36 > 0:18:39We go in the studio and he says "The song, er, goes..."

0:18:39 > 0:18:41# She says she wants some Marvin Gaye

0:18:41 > 0:18:43# Some Luther Vandross... #

0:18:43 > 0:18:44I said, "I got it, I got it."

0:18:44 > 0:18:46# She says she wants some Marvin Gaye

0:18:46 > 0:18:47# And some... #

0:18:47 > 0:18:50He said, "What are you doing?"

0:18:50 > 0:18:53I said, "Well, you don't know R&B, see, I am an R&B singer, see?

0:18:53 > 0:18:56"I gotta put the R&B thang on it. See, I gotta do that."

0:18:56 > 0:18:57He said, "Er, don't do that."

0:18:57 > 0:18:59LAUGHTER

0:18:59 > 0:19:01He said, "Just sing it simple, because it's hip-hop."

0:19:01 > 0:19:03I was like, "All right."

0:19:03 > 0:19:06So I sung it begrudgingly, thinking, "This song is wack,

0:19:06 > 0:19:09"he's not going to make it, it's not going to work," right?

0:19:09 > 0:19:12So, I left, and I went and did a bad movie, and I came back...

0:19:12 > 0:19:14LAUGHTER

0:19:14 > 0:19:16But your jacket!

0:19:20 > 0:19:22- I went and did a bad movie... - You really did it, though.

0:19:22 > 0:19:25..and I came back... It was terrible.

0:19:25 > 0:19:27- Really took a chance. - It was horrible.

0:19:29 > 0:19:31I did this bad movie, I come back, I'm in Miami,

0:19:31 > 0:19:34and my boy was like, "Yo, remember that song you said was wack?

0:19:34 > 0:19:36- "It is number one in the country." - Wow.

0:19:36 > 0:19:39So, that's how you get it wrong, but right, sometimes.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Yeah, that's - whoo! Well done to you!

0:19:41 > 0:19:43APPLAUSE

0:19:48 > 0:19:51Now, Jamie Foxx is one of the stars - a new...

0:19:51 > 0:19:54It's such a distinctive crime caper,

0:19:54 > 0:19:57it's directed by our own Edgar Wright, it's called Baby Driver.

0:19:57 > 0:19:59Opens next Wednesday, 28th of June.

0:19:59 > 0:20:01- The buzz on this film is extraordinary.- Yeah.

0:20:01 > 0:20:03Everyone is talking about this film.

0:20:03 > 0:20:05It's an amazing film - and, you know, Edgar Wright, from the UK,

0:20:05 > 0:20:08he came up with this great, original idea

0:20:08 > 0:20:13to do this heist to music, so, when people watch it,

0:20:13 > 0:20:18it's, like, everything, all of the great songs that he licensed,

0:20:18 > 0:20:21the hit songs that you're familiar with,

0:20:21 > 0:20:24when we pull our guns and shoot them, it's to the beat.

0:20:24 > 0:20:28When the cars take off, it's sort of in syncopation.

0:20:28 > 0:20:30It's an amazing film.

0:20:30 > 0:20:34- Do they play...because so much of it is to the music...- Yeah.

0:20:34 > 0:20:36..would they play the music...?

0:20:36 > 0:20:38Cos the soundtrack...

0:20:38 > 0:20:40Yeah, we had the ear...earwigs...

0:20:41 > 0:20:43- LAUGHTER - Nice.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46- Nice.- We had the earwigs in our ears so we could hear the music,

0:20:46 > 0:20:50so, when I pull my gun, I'm like, "Bang, bang, bang,"

0:20:50 > 0:20:52- you know, it's crazy. - That's so cool.

0:20:52 > 0:20:54It's dope. It's dope. It's sort of like...

0:20:54 > 0:20:58er, Dreamgirls, if they were robbing a bank...

0:20:58 > 0:21:00LAUGHTER

0:21:00 > 0:21:03- And who are you in the...? - I play the black, er, guy.

0:21:03 > 0:21:05LAUGHTER

0:21:05 > 0:21:07You can see on the posters.

0:21:07 > 0:21:08APPLAUSE

0:21:08 > 0:21:10Very good.

0:21:10 > 0:21:14I play the extremely angry black guy -

0:21:14 > 0:21:17I play this guy Bats, who's there to compromise.

0:21:17 > 0:21:20He compromises Jon Hamm in front of his girl

0:21:20 > 0:21:23and he compromises Baby in front of his girl,

0:21:23 > 0:21:25and he's a serious individual.

0:21:25 > 0:21:28Well, listen, the scene we've got is Baby meeting the new crew,

0:21:28 > 0:21:29- including Bats.- Oh, yeah.

0:21:34 > 0:21:36Meet your new crew.

0:21:36 > 0:21:39Over here is Eddie No-Nose, formerly Eddie the Nose.

0:21:39 > 0:21:41- What happened?- Don't ask me that.

0:21:41 > 0:21:44That's a No-Nose no-no, page one.

0:21:44 > 0:21:45And right here is JD,

0:21:45 > 0:21:47he put the "Asian" in "home invasion".

0:21:47 > 0:21:49And over there is the one and the only Bats.

0:21:49 > 0:21:50No need for intros, Doc.

0:21:50 > 0:21:53Everybody from the jungle to the trap know Bats.

0:21:56 > 0:21:57This your boy, right?

0:21:57 > 0:22:00This the one that listen to music all the time?

0:22:00 > 0:22:03The driver is supposed to be the eyes and the ears...

0:22:03 > 0:22:05not just the eyes.

0:22:05 > 0:22:07Why does he listen to music all the time, Doc?

0:22:07 > 0:22:09- He's got mental problems? - No, no, no.

0:22:09 > 0:22:12I'm the one with the mental problems in the crew.

0:22:12 > 0:22:13Position taken.

0:22:13 > 0:22:16- He's got tinnitus.- Tinni-what?

0:22:16 > 0:22:17He had an accident when he was a kid,

0:22:17 > 0:22:20he's still got a hum in the drum. Plays music it to drown it out.

0:22:22 > 0:22:24APPLAUSE

0:22:27 > 0:22:29It's amazing the way other film-makers have come out

0:22:29 > 0:22:33talking about this film - John Landis was talking about it,

0:22:33 > 0:22:36- William Friedkin talking about it. - It's crazy.

0:22:36 > 0:22:40You know, I mean, people were just really excited about it,

0:22:40 > 0:22:42and you don't buy into the critics' stuff all the time,

0:22:42 > 0:22:45but it is 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.

0:22:45 > 0:22:46LAUGHTER

0:22:47 > 0:22:51- Now, it's not very violent, but there's some violence in it...- Yeah.

0:22:51 > 0:22:54..but your seven-year-old daughter, she was around on set.

0:22:54 > 0:22:56Oh, yeah, my daughter, she comes to all the sets, though.

0:22:56 > 0:22:59My daughter was on the set of Django,

0:22:59 > 0:23:01watching people get blown away,

0:23:01 > 0:23:04watching the blood and stuff like that, so...

0:23:04 > 0:23:10So, she digs it - and they came to the premiere. So, it's fly.

0:23:10 > 0:23:12She does seem like she has quite embraced the idea

0:23:12 > 0:23:13her father is a movie star.

0:23:13 > 0:23:17Yeah, my youngest likes the Hollywood part.

0:23:17 > 0:23:18My oldest hated it.

0:23:18 > 0:23:20My 23-year-old...

0:23:20 > 0:23:23Even when she was in high school, Corinne, my oldest,

0:23:23 > 0:23:26she didn't like any of the flash.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Like, I remember somebody gifted me a Rolls-Royce to drive,

0:23:29 > 0:23:33and I went to pick her up in it in high school,

0:23:33 > 0:23:35she wouldn't come out.

0:23:35 > 0:23:37I said, "Come on, baby, look - the top go back.

0:23:37 > 0:23:39"Come on, get in here!

0:23:39 > 0:23:40"Look at the top go back!"

0:23:40 > 0:23:43She called her mother, like, "Nah, tell him to leave.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45"I'm not getting in the car with him, he's crazy."

0:23:45 > 0:23:47But my other daughter, my younger daughter,

0:23:47 > 0:23:48loves the Rolls-Royce.

0:23:48 > 0:23:50She's like, "Dad, put the top down."

0:23:50 > 0:23:51I said, "What do you want to do?"

0:23:51 > 0:23:54She said, "I want to ride down Sunset Boulevard."

0:23:54 > 0:23:56So, I'm riding with my eight-year-old -

0:23:56 > 0:23:57at that time she was, like, seven -

0:23:57 > 0:24:00she was riding, like...

0:24:00 > 0:24:02Listening to Rihanna, you know?

0:24:02 > 0:24:06# Work, work, work, work, work. #

0:24:06 > 0:24:08Then we were going to the Soho House -

0:24:08 > 0:24:11you know, the Soho House is, like, Prius...

0:24:11 > 0:24:14you know, in LA, it's very conservative -

0:24:14 > 0:24:18I said, "Listen, Annalise, we've got to put the top up

0:24:18 > 0:24:21"because this is the Soho - we don't want to look like that.

0:24:21 > 0:24:23"It looks terrible."

0:24:23 > 0:24:25And as we drive in, as the top is going down,

0:24:25 > 0:24:27she's like, "Jamie Foxx in the house!"

0:24:27 > 0:24:29LAUGHTER

0:24:34 > 0:24:37Steve, you have almost the opposite situation.

0:24:37 > 0:24:42My wife and I were driving down Sunset,

0:24:42 > 0:24:43and, you know, there are these tour buses

0:24:43 > 0:24:47that drive around Beverly Hills, open top tour buses -

0:24:47 > 0:24:50"Oh, that's where whoever lives."

0:24:50 > 0:24:52We don't live around there, but we were driving through,

0:24:52 > 0:24:55I don't know, we were having dinner or something,

0:24:55 > 0:24:56and we pulled up next to a tour bus,

0:24:56 > 0:25:00and my wife said, "Oh, roll down your window and say hi,

0:25:00 > 0:25:01"see what they do."

0:25:01 > 0:25:04"Oh, no." "Do it! Come on, it'll be fun."

0:25:04 > 0:25:05I rolled down the window, "Hi!"

0:25:05 > 0:25:07- Nothing. - LAUGHTER

0:25:09 > 0:25:1120 people on the bus going, "What?

0:25:12 > 0:25:15"Nothing to see in there."

0:25:16 > 0:25:19Shameful.

0:25:19 > 0:25:23Cos, Judi, how you reacted to becoming famous in America -

0:25:23 > 0:25:27you go to America now, people know who you are - do you like it?

0:25:27 > 0:25:29Sometimes - sometimes they do.

0:25:29 > 0:25:32- Sometimes.- In nice places.

0:25:32 > 0:25:35I love that - it doesn't happen here -

0:25:35 > 0:25:37because any time I've gone to New York,

0:25:37 > 0:25:39I've walked everywhere, I love it,

0:25:39 > 0:25:43and somebody will come up and high-five you in the street.

0:25:43 > 0:25:45I love that!

0:25:45 > 0:25:48- Quite shocking, but I like it. - That doesn't happen here.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53The other day I was with my grandson who, as you know,

0:25:53 > 0:25:56- looks very like Ed Sheeran...- Yes.

0:25:56 > 0:25:58..and a group of people were there and they said,

0:25:58 > 0:26:01"May we have a photo?" I said, "Yes, of course."

0:26:01 > 0:26:02"Not you."

0:26:02 > 0:26:06Oh, man, oh... Man.

0:26:06 > 0:26:09Actually, there's that weird connection with you and Ed Sheeran.

0:26:09 > 0:26:13Ed Sheeran slept on my couch for six weeks before he was famous.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15How does that happen?

0:26:15 > 0:26:18I was doing a radio show in LA and it was a satellite show,

0:26:18 > 0:26:22and he knew we do music, so he comes on my radio show...

0:26:22 > 0:26:25- ENGLISH ACCENT:- "Hello, James, trying to get my music -

0:26:25 > 0:26:26"I'd love you to hear my music."

0:26:26 > 0:26:28I was like "Well, sure, let me hear it,"

0:26:28 > 0:26:30so, he lets me hear his music,

0:26:30 > 0:26:32comes to my crib - now I have the bigger crib,

0:26:32 > 0:26:35the studio's incredible, because of the Kanye song,

0:26:35 > 0:26:39so he plays, I'm like, "You're incredible,"

0:26:39 > 0:26:42so he started - I said, "Listen, I know you don't have anywhere to go,

0:26:42 > 0:26:44"just chill here," and I gave him food -

0:26:44 > 0:26:46my daughter was like, "Who's do you have over here now?"

0:26:46 > 0:26:50- Cos I would always have people - would always champion artists.- Yeah.

0:26:50 > 0:26:52So, I said, "Listen, man, I think you've got the goods,

0:26:52 > 0:26:54"but I gotta check you out, though,"

0:26:54 > 0:26:57so, I took him down to this show I was doing,

0:26:57 > 0:27:00a live night, every Monday in LA, downtown LA,

0:27:00 > 0:27:03and it was, like, 800 black people, all black.

0:27:03 > 0:27:09Like, just the best musicians, who plays...the guitar for Sting -

0:27:09 > 0:27:12- I mean, the level of the music was here.- Yeah.

0:27:12 > 0:27:13There was a dude up there rapping,

0:27:13 > 0:27:15and he was sweating, and he was black,

0:27:15 > 0:27:18another girl, she came up and she sung, and she was black.

0:27:18 > 0:27:20They were singing, blackness, it was incredible.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23So, all of a sudden, I say, "Ladies and gentlemen, Ed Sheeran."

0:27:23 > 0:27:24He pops out...

0:27:24 > 0:27:26LAUGHTER

0:27:26 > 0:27:29..little red hair and a ukulele.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33One of my homeys, who is an incredible guitarist,

0:27:33 > 0:27:35but he's just true to the music, "It came from us,

0:27:35 > 0:27:38"this is black, blackedy-black." Right?

0:27:38 > 0:27:41He says, "Yo, Foxx, come on, man, what's this, man?

0:27:41 > 0:27:43"What are you doing to the room right now, man?

0:27:43 > 0:27:45"You've got to respect the room."

0:27:45 > 0:27:48It was just like a movie - I said, "Well, let's see what the kid has."

0:27:52 > 0:27:53He went out there on that ukulele,

0:27:53 > 0:27:55got a standing ovation in 12 minutes.

0:27:55 > 0:27:57- Wow.- And the rest was history.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59- Wow, that's incredible!- Yeah.

0:27:59 > 0:28:02APPLAUSE

0:28:02 > 0:28:03Right.

0:28:03 > 0:28:08Our other movie is Despicable Me 3 - Steve and Kristen, you return.

0:28:08 > 0:28:12I know... APPLAUSE

0:28:15 > 0:28:18This one comes out next Friday, the 30th of June.

0:28:18 > 0:28:21- So, first one, villain - second one, love, between the two of you.- Yeah.

0:28:21 > 0:28:23So, what happens this time?

0:28:23 > 0:28:26- Um...- Mixed bag.- Yeah.

0:28:26 > 0:28:29- There's a lot going on in this one. - There are a lot of plots.

0:28:29 > 0:28:31We get fired from our job -

0:28:31 > 0:28:36I'm dealing with being a stepmom for the first time.

0:28:36 > 0:28:39He finds out he has a twin brother.

0:28:39 > 0:28:41The Minions leave us...

0:28:41 > 0:28:46- And there is a villain who is stuck in the '80s.- Yeah.

0:28:46 > 0:28:48It's really funny and good.

0:28:48 > 0:28:49I mean, it's one of those that...

0:28:49 > 0:28:51Because each time, you must be sort of worried,

0:28:51 > 0:28:54because the last one was so good.

0:28:54 > 0:28:56I, truly - with Illumination and with these films,

0:28:56 > 0:28:58there is no worry,

0:28:58 > 0:29:01because they are unbelievable writers and film-makers.

0:29:01 > 0:29:03We are very lucky.

0:29:03 > 0:29:10And playing Lucy - how close to you is Lucy? You, Lucy.

0:29:10 > 0:29:13- She has a lot more energy than I do. - LAUGHTER

0:29:13 > 0:29:15There was a question, there, Judi, don't look at me like that.

0:29:15 > 0:29:16It was a perfectly valid question -

0:29:16 > 0:29:18she's answering it now, it's fine!

0:29:20 > 0:29:23She is a lot more caffeinated than I am.

0:29:23 > 0:29:26- She is... Yes.- Up. - Up. She's very up.

0:29:26 > 0:29:28Sometimes, when we would record, I'd go in,

0:29:28 > 0:29:30and, you know, you'd start the day,

0:29:30 > 0:29:32you have headphones on, you have your water,

0:29:32 > 0:29:34you'd start, and then, "OK, let's do it again -

0:29:34 > 0:29:39"but can you not just be yourself?" Because you forget.

0:29:39 > 0:29:42Because we record, like...

0:29:42 > 0:29:44We've recorded over the last two years

0:29:44 > 0:29:47- and it takes a long time to make these movies.- Wow.- Yeah.

0:29:47 > 0:29:51And to go back to it, do you have to listen to the voice again,

0:29:51 > 0:29:52or does it matter?

0:29:52 > 0:29:55I just listen to the voices that are already in my head.

0:29:55 > 0:29:56LAUGHTER

0:29:56 > 0:29:58We don't actually get to hear one another.

0:29:58 > 0:30:01- We're completely alone...- Yeah.

0:30:01 > 0:30:02The only sort of barometer you have

0:30:02 > 0:30:05are the people behind the glass in the control room -

0:30:05 > 0:30:09and you can't even hear them, so you just see if shoulders are shaking,

0:30:09 > 0:30:13if they're laughing, but otherwise you're kind of in a vacuum.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15So it's so weird that you star in all these films,

0:30:15 > 0:30:17but this is presumably the only time you meet,

0:30:17 > 0:30:19is when you're selling the film?

0:30:19 > 0:30:21- Yeah, I didn't even know what she looked like!- Yeah.

0:30:21 > 0:30:22LAUGHTER

0:30:22 > 0:30:25We've been doing press for two days, and we just made eye contact.

0:30:25 > 0:30:26LAUGHTER

0:30:26 > 0:30:28That's so special.

0:30:28 > 0:30:30Right, let's have a look at a clip.

0:30:30 > 0:30:33This is the children giving you a special treat.

0:30:33 > 0:30:34Oh, man.

0:30:34 > 0:30:36Aloha!

0:30:36 > 0:30:37THEY GIGGLE

0:30:37 > 0:30:38Oh!

0:30:38 > 0:30:41This is unexpected.

0:30:41 > 0:30:44Well, you never got to go on a honeymoon, so...

0:30:44 > 0:30:46- We made you dinner! - It's a luau!

0:30:46 > 0:30:48We've got pineapples, and coconuts, and ukuleles!

0:30:48 > 0:30:50- Oh, yay!- Yay!

0:30:50 > 0:30:51UKULELE PLAYS

0:30:51 > 0:30:53# Hey, ya-ba-ra tiki-tika, hee, ha

0:30:53 > 0:30:55# Hey, ya-ba-ra tiki-tika, hee, ha... #

0:30:55 > 0:30:56LAUGHTER

0:30:56 > 0:30:57# Oh, o-o-o-oh, oh

0:30:57 > 0:30:59# Oh, o-o-o-oh, oh

0:30:59 > 0:31:00# Oh, tiki, tiki, tiki-ti

0:31:00 > 0:31:02# Habo heebo heebo babaloo

0:31:02 > 0:31:04# Ah-oh, ah-oh... #

0:31:04 > 0:31:06Ahem! The soup of the day,

0:31:06 > 0:31:08madame et monsieur.

0:31:08 > 0:31:10The gummy bears were my idea.

0:31:14 > 0:31:15LAUGHTER

0:31:15 > 0:31:19Mm, looks too good to even eat, am I right? Ha-ha!

0:31:19 > 0:31:22- But we made it for you.- Oh.

0:31:23 > 0:31:25Mm!

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Mm, mm, mm! Good soup!

0:31:27 > 0:31:29I love the combination...

0:31:29 > 0:31:30HE GULPS

0:31:30 > 0:31:32..of gummy bears and meat!

0:31:32 > 0:31:34LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:31:38 > 0:31:40Where did that voice come from?

0:31:41 > 0:31:43That voice, I tried out on my kids,

0:31:43 > 0:31:45and it made them laugh, so that's the one I used.

0:31:45 > 0:31:47That was really... That was it.

0:31:47 > 0:31:50Cos... In this, you play your own twin?

0:31:50 > 0:31:51I play the twin brother, as well.

0:31:51 > 0:31:53It does sound subtly different.

0:31:53 > 0:31:55It's a more...

0:31:55 > 0:31:56LAUGHTER

0:31:56 > 0:31:58It is a more... It's him with hair.

0:31:58 > 0:32:01It's a more ebullient version of him.

0:32:01 > 0:32:03He's much lighter.

0:32:03 > 0:32:05- IN GRUFF ACCENT: - Gru kind of sounds like this,

0:32:05 > 0:32:07"Oh, there's my brother, I hate him!"

0:32:07 > 0:32:08And Dru, his brother...

0:32:08 > 0:32:10- HIGH-PITCHED: - I'm so excited to see you!

0:32:10 > 0:32:13LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:32:13 > 0:32:16It must be so tiring, to do that for a day.

0:32:18 > 0:32:22But... but it's not your first kind of Mitteleuropean accent.

0:32:22 > 0:32:24Didn't you do one for an audition...?

0:32:24 > 0:32:26Oh, I did an audition for the Dana Carvey Show,

0:32:26 > 0:32:28where I did a bit called...

0:32:29 > 0:32:31..The German Who Says Nice Things.

0:32:31 > 0:32:32So he would...

0:32:32 > 0:32:34LAUGHTER

0:32:34 > 0:32:35So I... I don't know.

0:32:36 > 0:32:39I thought it would be funny to just stand in front of people

0:32:39 > 0:32:41and yell things with a German accent.

0:32:41 > 0:32:42I think one of them was...

0:32:43 > 0:32:46- HE SHOUTS IN GERMAN ACCENT: - "Let's all pile into the minivan

0:32:46 > 0:32:48"and get some frozen yoghurt!"

0:32:48 > 0:32:50LAUGHTER

0:32:50 > 0:32:53"It was a pleasure baby-sitting Kevin!"

0:32:53 > 0:32:54LAUGHTER

0:32:56 > 0:32:57"You're not getting older -

0:32:57 > 0:32:59"you're getting BETTER!"

0:32:59 > 0:33:01LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:33:03 > 0:33:04Thank you.

0:33:06 > 0:33:10Judi, have you done voice work in animation?

0:33:10 > 0:33:12- Only once.- Oh, which one?

0:33:12 > 0:33:14Um... Don't ask me that!

0:33:14 > 0:33:17- LAUGHTER - Please don't ask me about cows.

0:33:17 > 0:33:19- For six points?- About cows.

0:33:19 > 0:33:20What was it called?

0:33:20 > 0:33:21HE WHISPERS: Home On The Range.

0:33:21 > 0:33:23- Yes, Home On The Range.- Yes!

0:33:23 > 0:33:24LAUGHTER

0:33:24 > 0:33:26- Home On The Range. - Which one are you? Do you know?

0:33:26 > 0:33:29Oh, don't ask me. Mrs...

0:33:29 > 0:33:30Mrs Caloway, was I?

0:33:30 > 0:33:31- I don't know.- I don't either.

0:33:31 > 0:33:33We have three on offer.

0:33:33 > 0:33:35I don't think I... One of them.

0:33:35 > 0:33:38One of them, you were one of them, and you were excellent.

0:33:38 > 0:33:39LAUGHTER

0:33:39 > 0:33:41People talk of it still.

0:33:41 > 0:33:42We...

0:33:42 > 0:33:45It came out before...

0:33:45 > 0:33:50I had to go to Hollywood because of a nomination for the Oscars.

0:33:50 > 0:33:54And it was when Brokeback Mountain came out.

0:33:54 > 0:33:56And there was a great...

0:33:56 > 0:33:59A lot of people were walking up and down, very cross, with placards.

0:33:59 > 0:34:04And our car was stopped, and this man came up, very, very angry,

0:34:04 > 0:34:08banging on the door window with a placard saying, "Homo On The Range."

0:34:08 > 0:34:10LAUGHTER

0:34:10 > 0:34:12I was thinking, this is about...

0:34:12 > 0:34:13This is about cows!

0:34:13 > 0:34:16LAUGHTER

0:34:16 > 0:34:17Why are you so angry?

0:34:17 > 0:34:19Why are you...?

0:34:19 > 0:34:22That's so sweet, you must have felt so confused.

0:34:22 > 0:34:24I was confused.

0:34:24 > 0:34:28- Now, the two of you play a married couple in the movie.- Yes.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30And, oddly, not for the first time.

0:34:30 > 0:34:33- In Anchorman 2, you were a couple, as well.- Yes.

0:34:33 > 0:34:35- There you are, as...- God!

0:34:35 > 0:34:37LAUGHTER

0:34:37 > 0:34:39That looks like the hair in the picture!

0:34:41 > 0:34:43You're obviously happily married now, Steve,

0:34:43 > 0:34:46but it sounds like the wooing of your wife,

0:34:46 > 0:34:49it was quite problematic, it wasn't all plain sailing?

0:34:49 > 0:34:52No, I didn't sweep her off her feet.

0:34:53 > 0:34:57She... I worked at a theatre called Second City in Chicago,

0:34:57 > 0:35:00and she worked at across the street,

0:35:00 > 0:35:02and was taking classes there at the time,

0:35:02 > 0:35:04and she was actually one of my students,

0:35:04 > 0:35:05in one of the classes I was teaching there.

0:35:05 > 0:35:08And she worked across the street, so after the shows,

0:35:08 > 0:35:10I used to go across and say hello, and sit at the bar,

0:35:10 > 0:35:14and try desperately to strike up a conversation.

0:35:15 > 0:35:18And after months and months and months of doing this,

0:35:18 > 0:35:21I finally thought I had the courage to ask her out.

0:35:21 > 0:35:28And I said, "You know, if I were to ever ask someone out,

0:35:28 > 0:35:31"that person would probably be a person like you."

0:35:31 > 0:35:34LAUGHTER

0:35:34 > 0:35:36I mean, it was this circuitous...

0:35:36 > 0:35:38And her response was,

0:35:38 > 0:35:41"Well, if a guy like you were to ask someone like me out..."

0:35:41 > 0:35:43And it was just like...

0:35:43 > 0:35:47You could tell everyone around us was like, "Shut up and do it!

0:35:47 > 0:35:48"You're making us sick!"

0:35:49 > 0:35:54And finally, we ended up going out, and that was 23 years ago.

0:35:54 > 0:35:57APPLAUSE

0:36:00 > 0:36:02Am I right in thinking, Jamie Foxx,

0:36:02 > 0:36:04your dating life has changed?

0:36:04 > 0:36:06Well, yeah, of course.

0:36:08 > 0:36:09It's tough out there.

0:36:09 > 0:36:11LAUGHTER

0:36:11 > 0:36:12No, you know, I just...

0:36:12 > 0:36:15I... I've... I've, um...

0:36:15 > 0:36:16My life is...

0:36:18 > 0:36:21I'm getting older, but people think I'm younger,

0:36:21 > 0:36:25because I hang out with Kanye and all these other...

0:36:25 > 0:36:27So I see younger girls and it's...

0:36:27 > 0:36:29It's terrible.

0:36:29 > 0:36:30And my daughter hates it.

0:36:31 > 0:36:34Because, like, you know, I still try to go to clubs,

0:36:34 > 0:36:36and she says I'm that guy, I'm still in the club.

0:36:36 > 0:36:37Yeah, it sounds horrible!

0:36:37 > 0:36:39LAUGHTER

0:36:39 > 0:36:42No, cos like, I'm still going to clubs, I'm almost 50,

0:36:42 > 0:36:44so I was, I went to...

0:36:44 > 0:36:45I hate going to clubs in LA,

0:36:45 > 0:36:48because I was going to 1 OAK and these girls pull up,

0:36:48 > 0:36:50and I'm outside the club, I'm about to go in.

0:36:50 > 0:36:52And the girls go, "Oh, my God! Jamie Foxx!"

0:36:52 > 0:36:53I'm like, "What's up?"

0:36:53 > 0:36:55"We go to school with your daughter!"

0:36:55 > 0:36:56"Oh."

0:36:56 > 0:36:58LAUGHTER

0:36:59 > 0:37:00"Are you going in the club?"

0:37:00 > 0:37:03"No, it's, uh... It's an open house that I'm going to go see."

0:37:05 > 0:37:08So I mean, I just have to be careful.

0:37:08 > 0:37:10And they don't know... Like, you know, I'm 49,

0:37:10 > 0:37:12and, like, I DJ and stuff like this.

0:37:12 > 0:37:15So I was DJing at this club, these girls was by the DJ booth,

0:37:15 > 0:37:17and they were just so young.

0:37:17 > 0:37:20Like, I say, "Well, how old are you?" "I'm 22!"

0:37:20 > 0:37:21"How old are you?" "I'm 23!"

0:37:21 > 0:37:25"Oh, my gosh, she's ancient, "she's 27." I'm like, "Wow, yeah."

0:37:25 > 0:37:26LAUGHTER

0:37:26 > 0:37:28Then I said...

0:37:28 > 0:37:29Then the girl asked me how old I was.

0:37:29 > 0:37:32When I told them how old I was, you would have thought

0:37:32 > 0:37:34that I'd told them I had a terminal disease.

0:37:34 > 0:37:36I said, "Well, I'm 49."

0:37:36 > 0:37:37"Oh, my God!"

0:37:37 > 0:37:39LAUGHTER

0:37:41 > 0:37:43"Can't you die from 49?"

0:37:43 > 0:37:44LAUGHTER

0:37:44 > 0:37:46"Come on, girls, let's pray. He has 49."

0:37:46 > 0:37:49LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:37:49 > 0:37:51OK...

0:37:51 > 0:37:53It's time for music!

0:37:53 > 0:37:55This group are quite simply

0:37:55 > 0:37:57one of the coolest rock bands on the planet.

0:37:57 > 0:38:00After a four-year break, they are set to storm the charts

0:38:00 > 0:38:01with a brand-new album.

0:38:01 > 0:38:04Here performing Want You Back, it's Haim!

0:38:04 > 0:38:06CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:13 > 0:38:16# Some things are long forgotten

0:38:18 > 0:38:20# Some things were never said

0:38:22 > 0:38:27# We were on one endless road, baby

0:38:27 > 0:38:31# But I had a wandering heart

0:38:31 > 0:38:35- # I said we were opposite lovers - Said it from the beginning

0:38:35 > 0:38:39- # You kept trying to prove me wrong - Said you'd always see it through

0:38:39 > 0:38:42# And I know that I ran you down

0:38:43 > 0:38:48# So you ran away with your heart

0:38:48 > 0:38:50# But just know that I want you back

0:38:52 > 0:38:54# Just know that I want you back

0:38:56 > 0:38:58# Just know that I want you

0:38:58 > 0:39:00# I'll take the fall and the fault in us

0:39:00 > 0:39:03# I'll give you all the love I never gave before I left you

0:39:04 > 0:39:07# Just know that I want you back

0:39:09 > 0:39:11# Just know that I want you back

0:39:13 > 0:39:15# Just know that I want you

0:39:15 > 0:39:17# I'll take the fall and the fault in us

0:39:17 > 0:39:20# I'll give you all the love I never gave before I left you

0:39:22 > 0:39:24# I know it's hard to hear it

0:39:26 > 0:39:28# And it may never be enough

0:39:30 > 0:39:33# But don't take it out on me now

0:39:34 > 0:39:38# Cos I blame it all on myself

0:39:39 > 0:39:43- # And I had a fear of forgiveness - Said it from the beginning

0:39:43 > 0:39:47- # I was too proud to say I was wrong - Said you'd always see it through

0:39:47 > 0:39:49# But all that time is gone

0:39:49 > 0:39:51# No more fearing control

0:39:51 > 0:39:55# I'm ready for the both of us now

0:39:55 > 0:39:58# So just know that I want you back

0:40:00 > 0:40:02# Just know that I want you back

0:40:04 > 0:40:05# Just know that I want you

0:40:05 > 0:40:08# I'll take the fall and the fault in us

0:40:08 > 0:40:11# I'll give you all the love I never gave before I left you

0:40:12 > 0:40:15# Just know that I want you back

0:40:16 > 0:40:19# Just know that I want you back

0:40:20 > 0:40:23# Just know that I want you

0:40:23 > 0:40:25# I'll take the fall and the fault in us

0:40:25 > 0:40:28# I'll give you all the love I never gave before I left you

0:40:29 > 0:40:32# Just know that I want you back

0:40:34 > 0:40:37# Just know that I want you back

0:40:38 > 0:40:39# Just know that I want you

0:40:39 > 0:40:42# I'll take the fall and the fault in us

0:40:42 > 0:40:45# I'll give you all the love I never gave before I left you

0:40:46 > 0:40:49# Just know that I want you back

0:40:51 > 0:40:54# Just know that I want you back

0:40:55 > 0:40:57# Just know that I want you

0:40:57 > 0:40:59# I'll take the fall and the fault in us

0:40:59 > 0:41:02# I'll give you all the love I never gave before I left you

0:41:04 > 0:41:06# Just know that I want you back

0:41:08 > 0:41:11# Just know that I want you back

0:41:12 > 0:41:14# Just know that I want you

0:41:14 > 0:41:16# I'll take the fall and the fault in us

0:41:16 > 0:41:19# I'll give you all the love I never gave before I left you

0:41:21 > 0:41:23# Just know that I want you back

0:41:25 > 0:41:28# Just know that I want you back

0:41:29 > 0:41:31# Just know that I want you

0:41:31 > 0:41:33# I'll take the fall and the fault in us

0:41:33 > 0:41:38# I'll give you all the love I never gave before I left you. #

0:41:40 > 0:41:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:41:43 > 0:41:46Haim, everybody!

0:41:46 > 0:41:50Very good job. Come on over, ladies. Drop your guitars.

0:41:51 > 0:41:55Haim! Come on over.

0:41:55 > 0:41:57Hello. Oh, lovely to see you.

0:41:57 > 0:42:01- Lovely to see you. - Hi!- Lovely to see you.

0:42:02 > 0:42:04Sit on the couch.

0:42:04 > 0:42:05No time to be wasted.

0:42:05 > 0:42:08APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH

0:42:08 > 0:42:11That's Judi, and Jamie and Kristen and Steve.

0:42:11 > 0:42:13There they all are. Haim.

0:42:13 > 0:42:17We are like a super huggy family! Sorry, everyone.

0:42:17 > 0:42:20OK, OK. Great, great.

0:42:20 > 0:42:24- Down the line and there we go. - Lovely, lovely. Taxi.

0:42:26 > 0:42:29Now, nobody push Dame Judi off.

0:42:29 > 0:42:32I'll hold her as a buffer.

0:42:32 > 0:42:36- Is everyone on? Everyone's on. Are you OK there?- Yeah, I'm fine.

0:42:36 > 0:42:38Jamie's got a hold of you, grand.

0:42:38 > 0:42:42Now, that is from the new album Something To Tell You,

0:42:42 > 0:42:45- which was released on the 7th of July this year.- Yes.

0:42:45 > 0:42:47- Is this an anniversary, the 7th of July?- It is.

0:42:47 > 0:42:52It's ten years till our first show... Since our first show.

0:42:52 > 0:42:58- Oh, wow!- So, in our first show, July 7th, 2007. 7.7.07.

0:42:58 > 0:43:00- So now it will be ten years. - Yeah, ten years, two records.

0:43:00 > 0:43:03And it was at a clown museum in North Hollywood, California.

0:43:03 > 0:43:05- KRISTEN:- There's a clown museum?

0:43:05 > 0:43:06There's a clown museum.

0:43:06 > 0:43:08That was the takeaway from that story.

0:43:09 > 0:43:11"There's a clown museum?!"

0:43:14 > 0:43:17It seems like the scariest place in the world.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21And exciting, you're going to Glastonbury this weekend.

0:43:21 > 0:43:24Yes, so we might not make it back, apparently.

0:43:24 > 0:43:26We're going to get lost in Glastonbury.

0:43:26 > 0:43:28- Who nearly died at Glastonbury? - This one.

0:43:28 > 0:43:31Why did you nearly die at Glastonbury?

0:43:31 > 0:43:36I'm diabetic and I was so excited to play Glastonbury

0:43:36 > 0:43:41that I took a shot of insulin and then got whisked away to

0:43:41 > 0:43:43the stage and forgot to eat.

0:43:43 > 0:43:48And so I got on stage and I was, like, jamming it out, as you do.

0:43:48 > 0:43:52And four songs in, I think I said to the audience even, like,

0:43:52 > 0:43:56"This is the best moment I'm ever going to have in my life!"

0:43:56 > 0:44:01- And then took just took one step offstage and passed out.- Wow!

0:44:01 > 0:44:04- Mid set.- But didn't die. - I didn't die...

0:44:04 > 0:44:08I didn't die because my manager, who's a saviour,

0:44:08 > 0:44:13has fudge in his pocket, like, frosting,

0:44:13 > 0:44:17and he literally put it on his fingers and put it in my mouth.

0:44:17 > 0:44:19Again.

0:44:19 > 0:44:21LAUGHTER

0:44:27 > 0:44:29She meant it that way.

0:44:31 > 0:44:32- JAMIE:- Oh, my God.

0:44:33 > 0:44:36- How did I get here?- I'm stopping.

0:44:36 > 0:44:39Listen, have a great time at Glastonbury. Haim, everybody!

0:44:41 > 0:44:45So, that's nearly it. But before we go,

0:44:45 > 0:44:48we do have time for a final visit to the Big Red Chair.

0:44:48 > 0:44:51- Who is there? Hello. What's your name?- My name's Christian.

0:44:51 > 0:44:54Christian, lovely. And where you from, Christian?

0:44:54 > 0:44:56- I'm from London. - What do you do in London?

0:44:56 > 0:44:58I'm a marketing...

0:44:58 > 0:45:00LAUGHTER

0:45:00 > 0:45:03I'm a marketing executive at an education company.

0:45:03 > 0:45:06He's a marketing executive, ladies and gentlemen!

0:45:08 > 0:45:09Dress down Friday.

0:45:13 > 0:45:16It's a very casual office, it's a very casual office.

0:45:16 > 0:45:19He doesn't want people to think he's above himself.

0:45:20 > 0:45:22"I'm a marketing executive."

0:45:22 > 0:45:24OK, Christian, off you go with your story.

0:45:24 > 0:45:28So, quite recently I discovered a bump

0:45:28 > 0:45:31- on quite an unfortunate part of my body.- Oh, hello.

0:45:33 > 0:45:34His penis!

0:45:36 > 0:45:40Which basically, it turned out to be a haemorrhoid.

0:45:42 > 0:45:44- Not his penis.- No, not his penis.

0:45:46 > 0:45:49At the time, I didn't know what it was, so I was, obviously,

0:45:49 > 0:45:52like, to my partner, "You've got to look at it."

0:45:55 > 0:45:58That's a dumping offence right there.

0:46:00 > 0:46:03- There I was in the squat position. - Oh, my God!

0:46:03 > 0:46:07And after a, sort of, initial argument of camera angles

0:46:07 > 0:46:11and lighting, I started to get the giggles,

0:46:11 > 0:46:13hysterical giggles,

0:46:13 > 0:46:16and in the process of giggling so much,

0:46:16 > 0:46:19- as my partner's face was two centimetres...- No, no!

0:46:19 > 0:46:22We have to go, we can't hear that!

0:46:22 > 0:46:23Oh!

0:46:24 > 0:46:28I've spared you a great deal.

0:46:28 > 0:46:31I don't know what happened, but you don't want to know.

0:46:32 > 0:46:34I wanted to hear it.

0:46:34 > 0:46:36We'll show you the footage later.

0:46:36 > 0:46:40Listen, well done. If you'd like to join us on the next series

0:46:40 > 0:46:41and have a go on that red chair,

0:46:41 > 0:46:44you can contact us via our website at this very address...

0:46:44 > 0:46:47That is it for tonight. Please say a huge thank you to my guests -

0:46:47 > 0:46:49Haim, everybody.

0:46:49 > 0:46:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:50 > 0:46:53Steve Carell! Kristen Wiig!

0:46:53 > 0:46:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:46:55 > 0:46:59Jamie Foxx! And Dame Judi Dench!

0:46:59 > 0:47:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:47:02 > 0:47:05That is it for this run, but do join me next week

0:47:05 > 0:47:08for a look back at some of the highlights of the past series.

0:47:08 > 0:47:11We'll be back in the autumn. Until then, have a great summer.

0:47:11 > 0:47:12Good night, everybody, bye-bye!

0:47:12 > 0:47:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE