Episode 10

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0:00:02 > 0:00:04Hey, everyone, this is Dwayne Johnson saying,

0:00:04 > 0:00:06welcome to the Graham Norton Show!

0:00:06 > 0:00:08CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:00:10 > 0:00:14This programme contains some strong language.

0:00:26 > 0:00:28Hello!

0:00:28 > 0:00:32Hello! Hello! Good evening!

0:00:32 > 0:00:34You're so welcome.

0:00:34 > 0:00:36Lovely to see you! Hello! Hi!

0:00:36 > 0:00:40We've got a great show for you tonight.

0:00:40 > 0:00:43I know I always say it's a packed sofa, but tonight, it really is.

0:00:43 > 0:00:45It's an embarrassment of riches.

0:00:45 > 0:00:48Later we'll have a visit from three stars of the new Jumanji film,

0:00:48 > 0:00:50Welcome To The Jungle - they are Jack Black,

0:00:50 > 0:00:53Kevin Hart and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson!

0:00:53 > 0:00:57CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yes! They will be here.

0:00:57 > 0:01:01And we'll have music from Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds!

0:01:01 > 0:01:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:03 > 0:01:07So, whip-crack-away, not a moment to waste.

0:01:07 > 0:01:09Let's get my first guests on!

0:01:09 > 0:01:12She's the Aussie star of Bridesmaids and How To Be Single,

0:01:12 > 0:01:17now reprising her role as Fat Amy in Pitch Perfect 3, it's Rebel Wilson!

0:01:17 > 0:01:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:19 > 0:01:23Whoa! Whoa!

0:01:23 > 0:01:24They love you, they love you!

0:01:29 > 0:01:33She's made us laugh for 30 years as one half of French and Saunders and

0:01:33 > 0:01:35the whole of the Vicar Of Dibley,

0:01:35 > 0:01:38it's always a pleasure to welcome... Dawn French, everybody!

0:01:38 > 0:01:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:01:41 > 0:01:44So pretty, so pretty! Hello, darling.

0:01:44 > 0:01:47Dawn, Rebel. Rebel, Dawn.

0:01:47 > 0:01:48Move over a bit.

0:01:48 > 0:01:52And she's the Oscar-nominated star of The Help,

0:01:52 > 0:01:53Zero Dark Thirty and The Martian,

0:01:53 > 0:01:57now she brings us the incredible true story, Molly's Game,

0:01:57 > 0:01:59it's the fabulous Jessica Chastain!

0:01:59 > 0:02:02CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:02:02 > 0:02:04- Whoo!- Whoo!- Whoo!

0:02:04 > 0:02:07Hello, darling. Lovely to see you!

0:02:13 > 0:02:17- Whoo! Whoo!- Whoo!- Whoo!- Hi, ladies. Hi!- Yeah, hi!

0:02:17 > 0:02:20I feel like I'm hosting Blind Date!

0:02:20 > 0:02:23Are you going to match us with the other three that come on next?

0:02:23 > 0:02:25- Yes, we'll do that, yes.- OK. - I'd be up for that.

0:02:25 > 0:02:28I'D be up for that.

0:02:28 > 0:02:29This is a good celebrity format.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32You wouldn't be up for that because you just got married.

0:02:32 > 0:02:34I did!

0:02:34 > 0:02:36APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:02:36 > 0:02:39- Nice rock!- It looks like you married your finger.

0:02:39 > 0:02:42"Yes, I got married!"

0:02:42 > 0:02:44- That's very blingy.- I know.

0:02:44 > 0:02:47- We've got a picture of you with your husband, there he is.- Oh, yes!

0:02:47 > 0:02:51- Gian Luca.- Gian Luca.- Gian Lu-u-u-c-a-a-a!

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Ciao! Come stai? Gianluca!

0:02:54 > 0:02:56Now, are you hanging with Italians now?

0:02:56 > 0:02:58I am and it's actually hysterical

0:02:58 > 0:03:01because the more time I hang out with someone, I start to take on

0:03:01 > 0:03:04their characteristics without really trying.

0:03:05 > 0:03:08See, I just did it! "Try-ing-a!"

0:03:08 > 0:03:12So I've had people come up to me and go, "Do you have an accent?"

0:03:12 > 0:03:14And I'm starting to sound like an Italian,

0:03:14 > 0:03:18which is not necessarily a bad thing except sometimes-a,

0:03:18 > 0:03:20when you talk-a,

0:03:20 > 0:03:23you end up with a little "a" at the end of every sentence.

0:03:23 > 0:03:25Dawn, you don't really have an accent.

0:03:25 > 0:03:28I don't have an accent. I'm from the West Country

0:03:28 > 0:03:30so there are people down there that have an accent.

0:03:30 > 0:03:33My family has a Cornish accent,

0:03:33 > 0:03:36but I have actually just done a series called Delicious,

0:03:36 > 0:03:39where I had to play an Italian chef

0:03:39 > 0:03:43and my dad in it was played by Franco Nero, do you know him?

0:03:43 > 0:03:47Wonderful actor, he was in the Guns Of Navarone years ago.

0:03:47 > 0:03:50And anyway, he plays my dad and he's Italian-a,

0:03:50 > 0:03:54and he told me you can say anything so long as you do this.

0:03:55 > 0:03:57If you do that, you're Italian. It helps.

0:03:57 > 0:04:00Because Rebel Wilson, working actress...

0:04:00 > 0:04:02Oh, yeah, still.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04Are you Italian at all, in any way?

0:04:04 > 0:04:06No, I got my DNA tested

0:04:06 > 0:04:08and they said I'm 100% white.

0:04:12 > 0:04:14I was hoping for something.

0:04:14 > 0:04:17- No.- But you are working on an accent, though.

0:04:17 > 0:04:21Yeah, I was just doing a South African accent

0:04:21 > 0:04:23for a movie so I will do a little bit.

0:04:26 > 0:04:31- IN STRONG ACCENT:- It's a pleasure to meet a fellow wildlife enthusiast.

0:04:31 > 0:04:32I love the Springboks myself.

0:04:32 > 0:04:36APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER Very good!

0:04:37 > 0:04:40That WAS good, yes.

0:04:40 > 0:04:45Please, everybody, you come to my house and share in my "ahse-cream"!

0:04:45 > 0:04:46LAUGHTER

0:04:48 > 0:04:52- It's a good accent. - It IS a good accent!

0:04:52 > 0:04:54Talking of congratulations for getting married,

0:04:54 > 0:04:57congratulations on your big court case win,

0:04:57 > 0:04:58Erin Brockovich right there.

0:04:58 > 0:05:01- Thanks! Yes! - APPLAUSE

0:05:02 > 0:05:05I mean, it must have been quite nervous-making

0:05:05 > 0:05:09because once you've won, then it's like, "Yay!"

0:05:09 > 0:05:12- Woohoo!- But, you know... - I mean, it's scary,

0:05:12 > 0:05:14I've never committed a crime or anything,

0:05:14 > 0:05:16so I've never been in court,

0:05:16 > 0:05:19and it's a really weird experience.

0:05:19 > 0:05:22You've got to testify and you've got to be really serious

0:05:22 > 0:05:24in front of the judge.

0:05:24 > 0:05:27But sometimes the judge would make jokes and then sometimes

0:05:27 > 0:05:30he would quote Shakespeare, which was really interesting.

0:05:30 > 0:05:33Yeah, and I was like, "I think I'm going to win."

0:05:36 > 0:05:40But, yeah, it was actually the highest damages pay-out ever

0:05:40 > 0:05:42in Australian history.

0:05:42 > 0:05:44You took a magazine to court.

0:05:44 > 0:05:48Yes, that was owned by German billionaires,

0:05:48 > 0:05:51- so don't feel sorry for them. - What did they do?

0:05:51 > 0:05:54They defamed me.

0:05:54 > 0:05:55Oh, I wish I'd been defamed.

0:05:55 > 0:05:57Yeah, I know.

0:05:57 > 0:05:59No-one wants to defame me.

0:05:59 > 0:06:00You can make millions.

0:06:02 > 0:06:05I'm giving it all away to charity, though,

0:06:05 > 0:06:07but I won close to five million.

0:06:07 > 0:06:10Woo! Well done, that lady!

0:06:10 > 0:06:11Good for you.

0:06:12 > 0:06:14Now, lots of stuff on tonight,

0:06:14 > 0:06:17but the first film stars Jessica Chastain in Molly's Game.

0:06:17 > 0:06:19It opens on the 1st of January.

0:06:19 > 0:06:21It's not only written by the great Aaron Sorkin,

0:06:21 > 0:06:25but it's also his first time directing.

0:06:25 > 0:06:29It's a true story, so Molly Bloom... Describe who is Molly Bloom

0:06:29 > 0:06:31and why are we interested in her story?

0:06:31 > 0:06:34So Molly Bloom was ranked third in women's moguls,

0:06:34 > 0:06:37she was on her way to the Olympics, on her way to law school,

0:06:37 > 0:06:39and she had an accident.

0:06:39 > 0:06:43So she ended up in Los Angeles and started running the most exclusive

0:06:43 > 0:06:45high-stakes poker game in the world.

0:06:45 > 0:06:48Unbeknownst to her, she lets in members of the Russian Mafia

0:06:48 > 0:06:51and she gets indicted by the FBI.

0:06:51 > 0:06:55So it sounds like a Hollywood fake story, but it's a true story.

0:06:55 > 0:06:59Yeah, and she wrote a book but she was very careful in her book because

0:06:59 > 0:07:02there were a lot of high-profile people in these card games

0:07:02 > 0:07:04in Los Angeles, Hollywood types.

0:07:04 > 0:07:07She didn't name them, but presumably, because of who YOU are,

0:07:07 > 0:07:09you have now met...

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Or have people come up to you and said, "Oh, I'm in your film,

0:07:12 > 0:07:15- "you don't know this."- Yes, I've met some people who have played

0:07:15 > 0:07:16in her game. I knew some of the guys.

0:07:16 > 0:07:18I mean, we're talking big celebrities,

0:07:18 > 0:07:21big, you know, athletes.

0:07:21 > 0:07:23So I met some of the guys in New York.

0:07:23 > 0:07:26They took me to an actual poker game,

0:07:26 > 0:07:30which was really stressful because I watched, this one guy who took me,

0:07:30 > 0:07:32I watched him lose, like, 500,000

0:07:32 > 0:07:36in a couple of hours, which first of all, that's just crazy

0:07:36 > 0:07:38to lose that in a couple of hours,

0:07:38 > 0:07:41but I really felt like I was the bringer of bad luck

0:07:41 > 0:07:44- in that situation.- Yes.

0:07:44 > 0:07:45Rebel, are you a gambler?

0:07:45 > 0:07:47My earliest memory,

0:07:47 > 0:07:51I was out at a farm and I'm holding a horse and they said to me,

0:07:51 > 0:07:55"Do you like that horse?" It was a racehorse, and I go, "Uh, yeah."

0:07:55 > 0:07:58They go, "Good, cos it's your horse."

0:07:58 > 0:08:01I remember, like, not knowing what they meant,

0:08:01 > 0:08:04and they put it under my name

0:08:04 > 0:08:06for tax evasion reasons.

0:08:07 > 0:08:10So...my dad and nana had racehorses.

0:08:10 > 0:08:14So I was at the track a lot

0:08:14 > 0:08:18and I kind of was very good at maths

0:08:18 > 0:08:22and I became very good at a young age at betting on the horses -

0:08:22 > 0:08:25the gee-gees, as my nana would call them.

0:08:25 > 0:08:27And when I was six,

0:08:27 > 0:08:30I won a box trifecta at the races

0:08:30 > 0:08:33and won, like, 1,600,

0:08:33 > 0:08:35and my dad took all the money

0:08:35 > 0:08:37and just gave me 5.

0:08:38 > 0:08:40My uncle was like, "What are you doing?"

0:08:40 > 0:08:42And he was like, "She'll never remember," but I remember.

0:08:42 > 0:08:44LAUGHTER

0:08:45 > 0:08:49- I lost, like, 1,595! - APPLAUSE

0:08:51 > 0:08:55In Australia, are they called the trots, the horse racing?

0:08:55 > 0:08:58- Yeah, the trots. - You bet on the trots.

0:08:58 > 0:09:01- Yeah. - That's a different thing here.

0:09:01 > 0:09:03- Is it? - Yeah, I wouldn't be betting on it.

0:09:03 > 0:09:06You certainly don't want to win at the trots.

0:09:06 > 0:09:09- No, you don't want to win. - I have no idea what's going on here.

0:09:09 > 0:09:10It's an upset tummy, basically.

0:09:12 > 0:09:14Why's that? Is it because you trot to the loo?

0:09:14 > 0:09:17- I guess so. You're trotting very, very fast.- Oh, God!

0:09:21 > 0:09:23Anyhoo!

0:09:23 > 0:09:25We've got a clip. This is a scene with Idris Elba,

0:09:25 > 0:09:29who plays your lawyer, and he's sort of urging you...

0:09:29 > 0:09:30- Oh, Idris!- Idris!

0:09:30 > 0:09:32Did he say anything about me?

0:09:33 > 0:09:36Every single day.

0:09:36 > 0:09:38Did he say anything about me?

0:09:39 > 0:09:41Every single day.

0:09:41 > 0:09:43We're still in there!

0:09:44 > 0:09:46We can have an Idris sandwich.

0:09:49 > 0:09:52The rest of us will all be looking at you in this scene!

0:09:52 > 0:09:55Idris Elba, who plays the lawyer and he's urging you to take the deal

0:09:55 > 0:09:57that's been offered.

0:09:57 > 0:09:59- You didn't do anything wrong. - I threw four people under the bus

0:09:59 > 0:10:02for 35,000, Charlie. I notice you kept that out of your speech

0:10:02 > 0:10:04- to prosecutors.- Don't do that to me.

0:10:04 > 0:10:05I took advantage of gambling addicts.

0:10:05 > 0:10:10Donnie Silverman, my brilliant find, he lost 6 million on my table...

0:10:10 > 0:10:11- Stop! Stop!- ..moved to Florida,

0:10:11 > 0:10:15got a job as a substitute teacher, then hanged himself in his shower.

0:10:15 > 0:10:17- That's not your fault! - Donnie Silverman is dead,

0:10:17 > 0:10:20Harlan Eustace is in jail in Nevada wishing HE was,

0:10:20 > 0:10:22but that's not why I'm saying no.

0:10:22 > 0:10:24- You're not saying no...- I was named after my great-grandmother...

0:10:24 > 0:10:27- I don't care.- Molly Bloom is my name.- We will stay all night

0:10:27 > 0:10:29until you understand

0:10:29 > 0:10:33- nobody gives a shit about your good name.- I do!- Why?

0:10:33 > 0:10:35- Because it's...- Why? - Because...- Tell me why.

0:10:35 > 0:10:37Because it's all I have left.

0:10:39 > 0:10:41Because it's my name.

0:10:45 > 0:10:46OK, now...

0:10:48 > 0:10:54You may be aware that Christmas is coming, and Dawn French brings us

0:10:54 > 0:10:58an ideal gift - and so easy to wrap.

0:10:58 > 0:10:59SO easy to wrap!

0:10:59 > 0:11:02It's Dawn French - Me, You, A Diary.

0:11:02 > 0:11:04And this is a clever idea.

0:11:04 > 0:11:08It's sort of your diary, your life, your thoughts,

0:11:08 > 0:11:11but equally it works as the purchaser's diary.

0:11:11 > 0:11:14That's exactly right. I've written it,

0:11:14 > 0:11:17I've written 12 pieces about the months and four pieces

0:11:17 > 0:11:23about the seasons, which are kind of metaphors for ages in our life,

0:11:23 > 0:11:26but I've also written kind of lists in there

0:11:26 > 0:11:28and written little tasks for people to do.

0:11:28 > 0:11:32There's a page there where I invite you to write that letter

0:11:32 > 0:11:36that you've been meaning to write, that you know you need to,

0:11:36 > 0:11:39and if you don't know how to start it, I've given you some clues.

0:11:39 > 0:11:43It might start with, "I'm sorry about..." or,

0:11:43 > 0:11:44"How did we ever get to..."

0:11:44 > 0:11:48or "Perhaps you could return my lawn mower," or whatever.

0:11:48 > 0:11:50And then you can rip that page out.

0:11:50 > 0:11:53If you look at the very back, there's a rather lovely flap.

0:11:53 > 0:11:56I loved your flap. Yes!

0:11:56 > 0:11:57Yes!

0:12:00 > 0:12:01We ALL need a back flap.

0:12:03 > 0:12:07But you put the letter in there, and by the time you get to December,

0:12:07 > 0:12:10you can just read that letter again and decide if you want to post it or

0:12:10 > 0:12:13if just having written it is enough.

0:12:13 > 0:12:16- So it's an interactive book. - That's a good idea.

0:12:16 > 0:12:19You can use that book to write your dental appointments in,

0:12:19 > 0:12:21you can write it as a journal,

0:12:21 > 0:12:25and I hope by the end of the year that is a fatter, scruffier,

0:12:25 > 0:12:29scrapbook of a book that becomes your treasure about you.

0:12:29 > 0:12:31And it's funny because you're not claiming,

0:12:31 > 0:12:33you know, "I know everything,"

0:12:33 > 0:12:37but you are saying, "I've been around, here's some stuff I know."

0:12:37 > 0:12:40Well, I turned 60 this year and...

0:12:40 > 0:12:41No!

0:12:41 > 0:12:44- APPLAUSE - I think you missed your cue!

0:12:49 > 0:12:53Because I did, I've written novels as you know, and I thought,

0:12:53 > 0:12:56no, I want to write a book that's kind of a present.

0:12:56 > 0:12:59I want to write a book that's celebratory

0:12:59 > 0:13:01and enjoyable to take part in.

0:13:01 > 0:13:03"Advice to be ignored," right,

0:13:03 > 0:13:06so these are things people tell you

0:13:06 > 0:13:08that you should do that you should ignore.

0:13:08 > 0:13:10So, do you remember any of these?

0:13:10 > 0:13:12I remember some things.

0:13:12 > 0:13:14Don't go out with wet hair.

0:13:14 > 0:13:17That's absolutely things that your parents have told you, yes.

0:13:17 > 0:13:20Don't swim within eight hours of eating, that's nonsense.

0:13:20 > 0:13:22Don't keep your coat on indoors

0:13:22 > 0:13:24or you won't feel the benefit - nonsense.

0:13:24 > 0:13:28- Nonsense.- This one though - don't lick a cat's bottom.

0:13:28 > 0:13:31That is GOOD advice, I would have thought.

0:13:31 > 0:13:33It's good advice and I advise you to follow it.

0:13:33 > 0:13:35I wish someone had told me that!

0:13:37 > 0:13:38I thought it was lucky.

0:13:40 > 0:13:42Funnily enough, there is an old wives' tale

0:13:42 > 0:13:45that if you get a new cat... Ha-ha!

0:13:46 > 0:13:49- And if you spread butter on its bum...- Oh, my gosh.

0:13:49 > 0:13:52..you let the cat lick the butter off,

0:13:52 > 0:13:56in that time the cat gets used to the house where it is.

0:13:56 > 0:13:58- But obviously...- Oh, I see,

0:13:58 > 0:14:02- so it won't move away because it's so enjoying its own bum.- Exactly.

0:14:02 > 0:14:06I'd heard this, and when we got our first kitten many, many years ago,

0:14:06 > 0:14:09I remember saying to Len, my then husband,

0:14:09 > 0:14:11my first husband, as I like to refer to him,

0:14:11 > 0:14:14I said to him, "You know that old thing about the cat

0:14:14 > 0:14:17"licking the butter off the bum?"

0:14:17 > 0:14:19And his face

0:14:19 > 0:14:22was so shocked, and I went, "Yeah, you have to lick it.

0:14:22 > 0:14:24"As the owner, you have to lick the cat's bottom.

0:14:24 > 0:14:26"Are you OK with that?"

0:14:26 > 0:14:28And literally, he nearly did.

0:14:30 > 0:14:31You know when you think,

0:14:31 > 0:14:34"Oh, OK, this is something I don't understand but I'd better do it."

0:14:34 > 0:14:37But anyway, he didn't do it, I didn't allow that.

0:14:37 > 0:14:42As you say, 60 years old, you've got a lot of attention,

0:14:42 > 0:14:44you've got this portrait done.

0:14:44 > 0:14:46Did you get this done for your birthday?

0:14:46 > 0:14:50- WOLF-WHISTLES - Well, the thing was my friend Trevor Leighton, who's been, you know,

0:14:50 > 0:14:53my friend for a lot of years and a wonderful photographer,

0:14:53 > 0:14:57we were doing some other stuff for a magazine cover and he was staying

0:14:57 > 0:15:00at my house and we did that at my house in the morning.

0:15:00 > 0:15:03- So, yeah, he was there. - Just got out of bed, yeah.

0:15:03 > 0:15:06You know, it's horrible having your picture taken, isn't it?

0:15:06 > 0:15:09But he is my friend and he's talking to me all the time and he's funny,

0:15:09 > 0:15:11so it was very easy to do.

0:15:11 > 0:15:14And he said, "Let's do a picture to celebrate being 60."

0:15:14 > 0:15:16- And it's a fabulous picture. You look brilliant in it.- Thanks.

0:15:16 > 0:15:18And he actually took a picture of you,

0:15:18 > 0:15:20is this from 1981, this picture?

0:15:20 > 0:15:22This one. LAUGHTER

0:15:22 > 0:15:26Yeah, God, that was the first house I shared with Jennifer, actually,

0:15:26 > 0:15:28and that's Spider, our cat.

0:15:28 > 0:15:30Now, I don't want to be rude, but did you know

0:15:30 > 0:15:32a photographer was coming round?

0:15:34 > 0:15:38Because there appear to be old tights and about a week's worth

0:15:38 > 0:15:41- of newspapers hanging there. - I thought they'd just crop it.

0:15:41 > 0:15:45That bad mullet hairdo. It's appalling.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48Hey, Dawn, who licked that cat's butt - you or Jennifer?

0:15:48 > 0:15:52All I'm saying is, look how attached that cat is to me.

0:15:53 > 0:15:55Yeah, that cat is going, "I'm ready."

0:15:58 > 0:16:01- "I know who my bottom licker is." - "Assume the position."

0:16:05 > 0:16:07Now, if you want to see Dawn French, do not worry.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10She will be on television over the festive period.

0:16:10 > 0:16:12300 Years Of French And Saunders...

0:16:12 > 0:16:13Yeah.

0:16:13 > 0:16:16..which is on BBC One, Christmas Day at 10:35pm.

0:16:16 > 0:16:19- Wow, good slot.- Yes.

0:16:19 > 0:16:21APPLAUSE

0:16:24 > 0:16:27And I should mention, your comedy drama Delicious returns

0:16:27 > 0:16:31for a second series on Sky One from Friday the 29th, at 9pm.

0:16:31 > 0:16:34And this is a big hit for Sky.

0:16:34 > 0:16:37It was, yes. Their biggest drama last year, thank goodness.

0:16:37 > 0:16:39Oh, I love making this show.

0:16:39 > 0:16:42We make it in Cornwall, that's Emilia Fox there,

0:16:42 > 0:16:45who is my friend and enemy in this show.

0:16:45 > 0:16:51And there's a woman, you know, my daughter's 20, Emelia's 40, I'm 60,

0:16:51 > 0:16:52Sheila Hancock is 80,

0:16:52 > 0:16:57and it's about these four women and how they rub along together,

0:16:57 > 0:17:00what they have to forgive each other, what they keep secret

0:17:00 > 0:17:02from each other and how they work it out in the end.

0:17:02 > 0:17:07We have a clip. This is you and Emilia having an altercation.

0:17:07 > 0:17:08- NOT working it out.- OK.

0:17:10 > 0:17:13- You disappeared earlier. - Sorry, I had to see someone.

0:17:13 > 0:17:17- And?- And so we need to rearrange the interviews.

0:17:17 > 0:17:18No need.

0:17:20 > 0:17:22You hired someone without consulting me?

0:17:22 > 0:17:25Well, the executive chef wasn't here,

0:17:25 > 0:17:27so I made an executive decision.

0:17:27 > 0:17:31- My staff...- Our business, which you just walked out on.

0:17:31 > 0:17:33His name's Adam, he starts tomorrow.

0:17:35 > 0:17:37If he can't cook, he's fired.

0:17:39 > 0:17:41I'm taking the night off.

0:17:41 > 0:17:43Penrose is all yours.

0:17:43 > 0:17:46Ooh...

0:17:47 > 0:17:48Very good.

0:17:50 > 0:17:53Now, Rebel Wilson brings us the third instalment in...

0:17:53 > 0:17:56This is such a big film franchise, Pitch Perfect 3.

0:17:56 > 0:17:58Yeah, number three. A trilogy.

0:17:58 > 0:18:01APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:18:01 > 0:18:05It's out on the 20th of December, and it's funny how you can talk

0:18:05 > 0:18:07to some people and they don't get it,

0:18:07 > 0:18:11like they don't understand how successful this franchise is.

0:18:11 > 0:18:15Pitch Perfect 2 is the highest grossing musical comedy of all time.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17Wow!

0:18:17 > 0:18:18Yeah.

0:18:18 > 0:18:22School Of Rock is number two, Jack Black.

0:18:22 > 0:18:24LAUGHTER

0:18:24 > 0:18:28Yeah, like, we can't believe how successful it's become.

0:18:28 > 0:18:32And it's so cool, because we're all friends in the cast

0:18:32 > 0:18:34and so we want to work together again.

0:18:34 > 0:18:37Like, it would suck if they were all bitches.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39I'd be like, "Oh, another movie."

0:18:39 > 0:18:42I was the first person ever cast in Pitch Perfect,

0:18:42 > 0:18:45I was cast four months before anybody else

0:18:45 > 0:18:47and I DID have to sing in the audition

0:18:47 > 0:18:51and I was a little nervous, but then I thought,

0:18:51 > 0:18:54"Just crush it." So...

0:18:54 > 0:18:55What did you sing for your audition?

0:18:55 > 0:19:01I sang Lady Gaga, Edge Of Glory, but I did my own body percussion

0:19:01 > 0:19:04- to accompany it.- How do you do that?

0:19:04 > 0:19:07Should I try to recreate it?

0:19:07 > 0:19:10- Yes, please!- All right. - APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:19:11 > 0:19:14So, I haven't done this in, like, seven years.

0:19:16 > 0:19:18- OK, so...- Do we need goggles?

0:19:18 > 0:19:22- Are you going to be the casting director?- Yeah.- So, OK.

0:19:22 > 0:19:24I'm Rebel, I'm five foot four,

0:19:24 > 0:19:26still single.

0:19:27 > 0:19:28Here's my song. OK.

0:19:32 > 0:19:36# I'm on the edge of glory

0:19:36 > 0:19:40# And I'm hanging on a moment of truth

0:19:40 > 0:19:44# I'm on the edge of glory

0:19:44 > 0:19:48# And I'm hanging on a moment with you

0:19:48 > 0:19:52# I'm on the edge The edge, the edge, the edge

0:19:52 > 0:19:58# The edge, the edge, the e-e-e-e-dge

0:19:58 > 0:20:03# I'm on the edge of glory... #

0:20:03 > 0:20:05APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:20:06 > 0:20:10- Something like that. - You've got the part!

0:20:13 > 0:20:16- Very good.- That was nerve-racking.

0:20:16 > 0:20:19So, the Bellas are back. You're all a bit older,

0:20:19 > 0:20:21cos you're not in college or anything any more.

0:20:21 > 0:20:24- So what's going on?- No, all the Bellas are kind of having

0:20:24 > 0:20:26a quarter-life crisis, which is a thing now.

0:20:26 > 0:20:27For the young people.

0:20:27 > 0:20:30And they're all out of college and they're kind of

0:20:30 > 0:20:35trying to get jobs or earn money and then they realise they miss

0:20:35 > 0:20:38being in an a cappella group and get back together.

0:20:38 > 0:20:41- Of course they do. - Thank God they do.

0:20:41 > 0:20:44Yeah, I mean otherwise it would just be a boring movie.

0:20:44 > 0:20:47We had to get the group back together.

0:20:47 > 0:20:50But in this movie, though, you are back as Fat Amy,

0:20:50 > 0:20:53but we see a different side to Fat Amy.

0:20:53 > 0:20:55She is action-packed in this film.

0:20:55 > 0:20:58Yeah, not only is there singing, dancing,

0:20:58 > 0:21:00but I do a lot of hard-core stunts in the movie.

0:21:00 > 0:21:04And people wouldn't think that I could fight,

0:21:04 > 0:21:07because, like, I look a bit more lazier,

0:21:07 > 0:21:12but I can really get into it and throw down if I need to.

0:21:12 > 0:21:14And I love that this movie,

0:21:14 > 0:21:16they gave me the opportunity to show some of my skills.

0:21:16 > 0:21:18I mean, I've shown some of my nunchuks on this show.

0:21:18 > 0:21:20You did the nunchuks on here. It was excellent.

0:21:20 > 0:21:22Yeah, one of my hidden talents.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25And, yeah, I got to kick, punch.

0:21:25 > 0:21:26We've got it, we've got a very exciting clip.

0:21:26 > 0:21:29This is Fat Amy very much in action.

0:21:29 > 0:21:32OK, you'll see my skills.

0:21:32 > 0:21:35Mikhail, former jelly-wrestling coach/baby-sitter.

0:21:37 > 0:21:41- Do you remember me?- How could I forget the girl who gave me this?

0:21:41 > 0:21:44You really shouldn't have put me on a time-out.

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Let's dance.

0:21:50 > 0:21:52MUSIC: Toxic by Britney Spears

0:22:02 > 0:22:03Whoa, easy now, easy.

0:22:03 > 0:22:05Easy.

0:22:07 > 0:22:09Nunchuks!

0:22:11 > 0:22:13- Sausage nunchuks, right there. - Right, it's time to meet

0:22:13 > 0:22:16our next guests.

0:22:16 > 0:22:17They are the three stars

0:22:17 > 0:22:19of the new Jumanji movie, Welcome To The Jungle.

0:22:19 > 0:22:22Please welcome, Jack Black, Kevin Hart

0:22:22 > 0:22:25and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson! APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:22:25 > 0:22:28MUSIC: Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N'Roses

0:22:28 > 0:22:31I've never seen you looking so smart!

0:22:31 > 0:22:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:36 > 0:22:38Welcome back.

0:22:39 > 0:22:42They're here. They're here!

0:22:45 > 0:22:48Hello. Hello, how are you? How are you doing?

0:22:48 > 0:22:52How are you doing? Pleasure to meet you.

0:22:52 > 0:22:56Enough! Come on, that's over. Enough of it.

0:22:56 > 0:22:58Hey!

0:22:58 > 0:23:02- Anybody else? No. - Sit, sit, sit.

0:23:02 > 0:23:04- Hello, boys, how are you? - Good, man.- Good to see you.

0:23:04 > 0:23:07You just got here from your premiere of Jumanji.

0:23:07 > 0:23:09- Yes. How did it go?- Amazing.

0:23:09 > 0:23:11- Fantastic.- People went crazy when...

0:23:11 > 0:23:14For me! ..when they saw me, guys. When they saw me.

0:23:15 > 0:23:18- Me and Jack.- They lost it. It was fine, like, they walked out and

0:23:18 > 0:23:20there was a different energy, and then I came

0:23:20 > 0:23:23and everybody passed out. People were like... It was so unbelievable.

0:23:23 > 0:23:26It was amazing. They were falling asleep, just...

0:23:26 > 0:23:28HE SNORES

0:23:28 > 0:23:31That's why it got so quiet. Everyone was passed out.

0:23:31 > 0:23:33- That's why.- THAT'S why.

0:23:33 > 0:23:38I have to say, talking of crowds cheering, the rumours are,

0:23:38 > 0:23:42the rumours are, Dwayne Johnson, President, 2020.

0:23:42 > 0:23:43Oh, wow.

0:23:43 > 0:23:45APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:23:45 > 0:23:51- Yes, it's...- That's a rumour. Don't clap too loud,

0:23:51 > 0:23:54- it's a rumour. - See, here's the problem,

0:23:54 > 0:23:58which, it's been very flattering, right,

0:23:58 > 0:24:03that there's been this really interesting uptick in public opinion

0:24:03 > 0:24:06wanting that to happen, but the problem is this guy to my right

0:24:06 > 0:24:09will completely sabotage the campaign.

0:24:09 > 0:24:12- 100%.- 2020.- 100%.- 2024.

0:24:12 > 0:24:13I'm the guy that will take him down.

0:24:13 > 0:24:17- He'll literally sabotage from the inside.- Yes. I will take you down.

0:24:17 > 0:24:19I don't want it to happen just because it would make you

0:24:19 > 0:24:22that much better than me, and I just don't want that.

0:24:22 > 0:24:23I will sabotage you.

0:24:23 > 0:24:27I'd take you over what we've got right now, I'll tell you that.

0:24:27 > 0:24:30No, because Jessica, you'd be a cheerleader for Dwayne,

0:24:30 > 0:24:34- wouldn't you?- Absolutely! Have you seen his Instagram?

0:24:34 > 0:24:38- Yes, I have.- He's so nice and he's always showing gratitude.

0:24:38 > 0:24:40Ugh!

0:24:42 > 0:24:47Graham, I'd be prepared to donate to the campaign.

0:24:47 > 0:24:48LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:24:50 > 0:24:53Thank you so much.

0:24:53 > 0:24:56Thank you. Cheers, ladies.

0:24:56 > 0:25:00That's lovely. Now, Jumanji: Welcome To The Jungle,

0:25:00 > 0:25:02it opens on the 20th of December

0:25:02 > 0:25:05and we must be clear, this isn't a remake, it isn't a sequel,

0:25:05 > 0:25:09this is a kind of stand-alone movie about the game.

0:25:09 > 0:25:10Yes, it is.

0:25:10 > 0:25:14First of all, we wanted to make sure that we were paying homage

0:25:14 > 0:25:15to the spirit of Jumanji,

0:25:15 > 0:25:19which was such a big part of all of our lives growing up, and we also

0:25:19 > 0:25:22wanted to make sure that we were respectfully paying tribute

0:25:22 > 0:25:26to the man who started the entire - as Jack likes to articulate it -

0:25:26 > 0:25:29the Jumanji magic, Mr Robin Williams.

0:25:29 > 0:25:30Yes.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37So the key with the movie was just trying to figure out

0:25:37 > 0:25:40whatever a creative, fresh take on it would be

0:25:40 > 0:25:43and I think once we cracked the device of

0:25:43 > 0:25:47we are teenagers who get thrust into the game

0:25:47 > 0:25:50into these Avatar bodies that have superpowers,

0:25:50 > 0:25:54like myself and, you know, Jack has...

0:25:55 > 0:25:59It was just, that's when we knew we had something special.

0:25:59 > 0:26:00You know what, he can't say about it.

0:26:00 > 0:26:03I mean, look, we wanted to do a continuation.

0:26:03 > 0:26:05Actually, I did, so you don't have to say anything.

0:26:05 > 0:26:07Well, you didn't say we did, so I'm going to fix it.

0:26:07 > 0:26:10I'm going to say it a lot better. You know, what we wanted

0:26:10 > 0:26:12to do, I think of the last Jumanji,

0:26:12 > 0:26:14it's an action, it's adventure, it's comedy, it's everything,

0:26:14 > 0:26:17and Jack Black really does steal this film.

0:26:17 > 0:26:19- He's going to be modest.- You guys!

0:26:19 > 0:26:24- He plays a 16-year-old girl, he does it perfectly.- Brilliantly.

0:26:24 > 0:26:26OK, I've never put Jack on the spot but I have to do it now, since,

0:26:26 > 0:26:29you know, I love this show, I love coming back. The girls are here,

0:26:29 > 0:26:33they're going to appreciate it. The audience is going to appreciate it.

0:26:33 > 0:26:34Oh, do it, I know what you're going to do.

0:26:34 > 0:26:37Shirtless! Shirtless!

0:26:41 > 0:26:45Jack does this incredible scene in the movie

0:26:45 > 0:26:49where he shows Karen Gillan, who is a wonderful actress...

0:26:49 > 0:26:51- Our own Karen Gillan. - Your own Karen Gillan.

0:26:51 > 0:26:54..how to flirt as a 16-year-old girl.

0:26:54 > 0:26:58- Turn into her, Jack. - Wait, I have to do acting right now?

0:26:58 > 0:27:01You guys just say I stole the movie and now I have to show you

0:27:01 > 0:27:02- how I did it?- Exactly.

0:27:04 > 0:27:05Um, this is not going to go well.

0:27:05 > 0:27:07This is not my kind of environment

0:27:07 > 0:27:10to release the Kraken.

0:27:10 > 0:27:11Here goes.

0:27:13 > 0:27:16- IN EFFEMINATE VOICE:- The main thing is just being relaxed

0:27:16 > 0:27:17and just sort of being yourself.

0:27:17 > 0:27:21- IN NORMAL VOICE:- That's... I'm sorry, that's all you're getting.

0:27:22 > 0:27:23That's all you'll get for now.

0:27:23 > 0:27:26APPLAUSE

0:27:27 > 0:27:30Before we talk some more, let's have a clip.

0:27:30 > 0:27:33This actually kind of explains... We see the four avatars,

0:27:33 > 0:27:36well, the four characters getting into the avatars,

0:27:36 > 0:27:38and learning the ropes of the game.

0:27:38 > 0:27:41Maybe we are all in a coma.

0:27:41 > 0:27:43Together? We are all in a coma together?!

0:27:43 > 0:27:45It's the only explanation.

0:27:45 > 0:27:47That old game machine must have electrocuted all of us...

0:27:51 > 0:27:54- Oh, my God! Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!

0:27:55 > 0:27:57Oh, my God! You'd better go in there and go save him.

0:27:57 > 0:27:59I'm not getting in there. YOU get in there.

0:27:59 > 0:28:01I'm not going anywhere. I've got a backpack on.

0:28:01 > 0:28:04You don't get in water with a backpack. Everybody knows that.

0:28:04 > 0:28:06JINGLING

0:28:11 > 0:28:13Ow.

0:28:19 > 0:28:25This was shot in Hawaii, all the jungles in Hawaii, which you loved.

0:28:25 > 0:28:27- Were you born in Hawaii? - I wasn't born in Hawaii,

0:28:27 > 0:28:30I was born in San Francisco but I did a lot of my growing up there.

0:28:30 > 0:28:32- So yes, it was...- I thought you were born there.

0:28:32 > 0:28:36- No, I don't think...- You told me! I swear you told me.- I didn't, no.

0:28:36 > 0:28:40- I could have sworn you said. - I've known you for years, I've always said I was born

0:28:40 > 0:28:44- in San Francisco.- But when we were there, you gave me a big speech. "This is my land. I started it."

0:28:44 > 0:28:48I swore he told me.

0:28:48 > 0:28:53It's weird that now, all of a sudden, "San Fran, it was San Fran,

0:28:53 > 0:28:55"got transferred." When we were there, you gave me

0:28:55 > 0:28:59a very spiritual speech about how it all started,

0:28:59 > 0:29:02how your mother held you over this cliff.

0:29:04 > 0:29:08"This is the cliff where I was born and my mother gave me..."

0:29:10 > 0:29:14This is the problem, yes. I try to be respectful.

0:29:14 > 0:29:16Hawaii was beautiful,

0:29:16 > 0:29:19beautiful mountainside and lushness

0:29:19 > 0:29:22and we shot in this beautiful place called Kualoa Ranch,

0:29:22 > 0:29:25where the original Jurassic Park was shot,

0:29:25 > 0:29:28and the ones after that as well, and it was just amazing.

0:29:28 > 0:29:31- But you didn't like it, Kevin? - He hated it, this is the problem.

0:29:31 > 0:29:32No, I didn't like it at all. I mean,

0:29:32 > 0:29:36outside of the spiritual grounds that you took me to, and I swore,

0:29:36 > 0:29:39you even sang a song. You were like...

0:29:39 > 0:29:41- You don't have to share that. - I remember, I specifically...

0:29:41 > 0:29:44- We will talk about it later! - How did the song go?

0:29:44 > 0:29:46That song, you were like...

0:29:46 > 0:29:48# Hakuna Matata. #

0:29:51 > 0:29:53Yeah, that sounds like an original.

0:29:55 > 0:29:57I didn't like the jungle.

0:29:57 > 0:29:59I was very happy at the opportunity, you know,

0:29:59 > 0:30:02to get to work with Jack and Dwayne was amazing,

0:30:02 > 0:30:07but I'm not an outdoors guy, so insects, bugs are an enemy to me.

0:30:07 > 0:30:11We had our fair share of spiders and centipedes,

0:30:11 > 0:30:13and he took full advantage of it.

0:30:13 > 0:30:15He plays too much. There's a level of cruel, don't know

0:30:15 > 0:30:18if you guys endorse bullying but I don't, I think it's hurtful,

0:30:18 > 0:30:21and Dwayne does...

0:30:23 > 0:30:26- I really do. - ..a lot of mean things with spiders.

0:30:26 > 0:30:28- Jessica...- No, I didn't.- No, but Jessica,

0:30:28 > 0:30:31you just came back from safari, didn't you?

0:30:31 > 0:30:34Yes, I spent two weeks in South Africa.

0:30:34 > 0:30:37- Wow!- Yeah. It was scary

0:30:37 > 0:30:41because the spiders were as big as my hand.

0:30:41 > 0:30:45And it was my honeymoon so I went thinking it was going to be

0:30:45 > 0:30:47so romantic, we will be at nature,

0:30:47 > 0:30:53then we got this tent on the ground and I went to open my bag and there

0:30:53 > 0:30:55- was...- Oh, God, don't finish.

0:30:55 > 0:30:58There was a spider the size of a Cadillac,

0:30:58 > 0:31:03just like... And I went to bed that night - because it was also June -

0:31:03 > 0:31:05- so it was winter.- You went to bed?!

0:31:07 > 0:31:11I was wearing a hat and a face mask, and my entire body was covered.

0:31:11 > 0:31:15That's how white people die! Right there!

0:31:16 > 0:31:17You went to bed?

0:31:17 > 0:31:23No! No, you've got to stay up until you see that spider leave.

0:31:25 > 0:31:27Oh, my God.

0:31:29 > 0:31:32Rock, your character's name is Dr Smolder Bravestone.

0:31:32 > 0:31:35- Yes.- And so all the characters have strengths,

0:31:35 > 0:31:37so one of your strengths is the smoulder.

0:31:37 > 0:31:38An actual smoulder, yes.

0:31:38 > 0:31:41It just takes over and I have no control of it.

0:31:41 > 0:31:43And did you know you could smoulder?

0:31:43 > 0:31:44Like, did you kind of think,

0:31:44 > 0:31:48when you read it, did you go, "Oh, yes, I'll do my smoulder"?

0:31:48 > 0:31:50You know...

0:31:50 > 0:31:52- Is that it?- No, it didn't come yet.

0:31:52 > 0:31:54- OK, OK.- That literally is where it came from.

0:31:54 > 0:31:55That, what you're saying,

0:31:55 > 0:31:58this is why he looked at me because it's so frustrating.

0:31:58 > 0:32:00Tell the story about your stupid smoulder.

0:32:00 > 0:32:01Well...

0:32:02 > 0:32:06It's one of those things as we're developing the script, we think,

0:32:06 > 0:32:07what could be a fun thing,

0:32:07 > 0:32:10well, one of the fun things was he has this ability to smoulder

0:32:10 > 0:32:12and it just takes over him,

0:32:12 > 0:32:16he has no control over it and it's just one of those things, Graham,

0:32:16 > 0:32:19that God delivered, I signed for it.

0:32:20 > 0:32:23I just do it, and everyone likes it and everyone loves it,

0:32:23 > 0:32:25except one individual...

0:32:25 > 0:32:29You know what it is? I can tell you what it is, OK, now,

0:32:29 > 0:32:30we are very close.

0:32:30 > 0:32:36We are very close as friends, and in this position he's a producer

0:32:36 > 0:32:39on the film, so sometimes I just bit my tongue.

0:32:39 > 0:32:43So this idea came up from a producer-like mentality.

0:32:43 > 0:32:45"You know what would be great for this character?

0:32:45 > 0:32:47"If he smoulders."

0:32:47 > 0:32:51I'm like, "What?!" And he's like, "You know, if he did a thing."

0:32:51 > 0:32:54And I'm like, "What's that got to do with that being, like, in the game?"

0:32:54 > 0:32:56- I didn't say it like that! - He was like, "It's a thing."

0:32:56 > 0:32:58Then he brought it back, he was like,

0:32:58 > 0:33:01"My mum used to do it to me when I was over the mountain, man."

0:33:03 > 0:33:07That's why we listened to him. Everything got tied back to Hawaii,

0:33:07 > 0:33:09that's how he did it, Graham.

0:33:09 > 0:33:12- Can we see your smoulder? - I'd be happy to.

0:33:12 > 0:33:15- Sit back, boys.- Smoulder! Smoulder!

0:33:15 > 0:33:19AUDIENCE CLAPS

0:33:19 > 0:33:21- Yeah, slow clap!- Smoulder!

0:33:22 > 0:33:24- Here we go.- Here we go.

0:33:24 > 0:33:27Can we have a little music, maybe something that's a little ominous?

0:33:27 > 0:33:30- DRAMATIC MUSIC - OK, here we go.- Whoa. - Yes, here we go, ladies.

0:33:30 > 0:33:32You can do it to me if you want.

0:33:32 > 0:33:34Yes!

0:33:34 > 0:33:35Here we go.

0:33:40 > 0:33:42CHUCKLING

0:33:45 > 0:33:47LAUGHTER

0:33:52 > 0:33:54LAUGHTER

0:33:56 > 0:33:58LAUGHTER

0:34:00 > 0:34:02Beautiful! Very good.

0:34:02 > 0:34:05Thank you. Thank you so much.

0:34:05 > 0:34:08That's sustained smouldering.

0:34:08 > 0:34:10It's very impressive.

0:34:11 > 0:34:12Kevin?

0:34:14 > 0:34:16And now Rebel is pregnant.

0:34:18 > 0:34:20And now we are having a baby!

0:34:20 > 0:34:23From THERE! From that distance!

0:34:23 > 0:34:25Rebel's Pebble.

0:34:28 > 0:34:30- See, it's a little Rock. - That's good.

0:34:30 > 0:34:32That's why you are who you are, Graham. That's why.

0:34:32 > 0:34:35Genius right there.

0:34:35 > 0:34:37Rock, Pebble.

0:34:39 > 0:34:43Oh, dear! Jack, in the movie, this is something I've heard about you.

0:34:43 > 0:34:45For every movie you do,

0:34:45 > 0:34:49you write and perform a theme song.

0:34:49 > 0:34:52- Well...- Yet I've seen Jumanji,

0:34:52 > 0:34:55and there didn't appear to be any of you.

0:34:55 > 0:34:58The movie hasn't been officially released yet...

0:34:58 > 0:34:59Is my tie doing something funny?

0:34:59 > 0:35:01- I got you.- Thank you.

0:35:01 > 0:35:04I told YOU to fix his tie.

0:35:04 > 0:35:08- I told you. - Thank you, guys for fixing my tie.

0:35:09 > 0:35:11I'm getting to talk for the first time.

0:35:11 > 0:35:13- LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE - The song...

0:35:17 > 0:35:20Has this been a very long press tour?

0:35:22 > 0:35:24I love these guys.

0:35:24 > 0:35:25I co-wrote a song.

0:35:25 > 0:35:30We were all kind of messing around with the theme song and me

0:35:30 > 0:35:33and Nick Jonas actually put the finishing touches on it

0:35:33 > 0:35:36and we shot a music video hoping to release it soon,

0:35:36 > 0:35:39- but do you want a little taste of it?- Please, yes!

0:35:39 > 0:35:41This might be the only time you hear it, I don't know

0:35:41 > 0:35:43if it's going to make the final cut,

0:35:43 > 0:35:45but it's pretty powerful.

0:35:45 > 0:35:49# Jumanji

0:35:49 > 0:35:53# It's a jungle inside your soul

0:35:54 > 0:35:59# Somewhere deep inside at the end of the world... #

0:36:03 > 0:36:06Beautiful!

0:36:06 > 0:36:09# Jumanji

0:36:09 > 0:36:13# And survival your only goal

0:36:13 > 0:36:18# Plunge the jewel inside Say the name of the game. #

0:36:18 > 0:36:20Here we go.

0:36:20 > 0:36:22APPLAUSE

0:36:22 > 0:36:26# Jumanji!

0:36:26 > 0:36:29# Jumanji!

0:36:29 > 0:36:30# Jumanji!

0:36:30 > 0:36:35# Jumanji! Jumanji! #

0:36:35 > 0:36:39- APPLAUSE - Thank you.- Wow!

0:36:41 > 0:36:44Level upon level, beautiful work!

0:36:44 > 0:36:50Not saying that that wasn't, but it's time for music.

0:36:50 > 0:36:54This man is the genius behind Britpop legends Oasis.

0:36:54 > 0:36:57Now he's back with a tenth number one album to his name.

0:36:57 > 0:37:01Performing Holy Mountain, it's Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds!

0:37:01 > 0:37:02APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:37:11 > 0:37:14# Dance, dance, if you do that dance

0:37:14 > 0:37:17# I'm gonna let you join my one-man band

0:37:19 > 0:37:21# Be my doll, be my baby doll

0:37:21 > 0:37:24# Come get to know me like the back of your hand

0:37:25 > 0:37:28# I like the name hanging on that chain

0:37:28 > 0:37:31# I like the way you do the push and the shove

0:37:33 > 0:37:35# You can blow my mind if you're that way inclined

0:37:35 > 0:37:39# All I know is that you fell from above

0:37:39 > 0:37:43# She fell, she fell, right under my spell

0:37:43 > 0:37:45# Oh, now, pretty baby, come on

0:37:46 > 0:37:49# She danced, she danced, right into my hands

0:37:49 > 0:37:53# Oh, now, pretty baby, come on

0:37:53 > 0:37:55# Be my butterfly

0:37:55 > 0:37:57# You and I will shake it

0:37:57 > 0:37:59# We can roll in at the top of them all

0:37:59 > 0:38:02# And if you feel the need

0:38:02 > 0:38:03# I'll send you Godspeed

0:38:03 > 0:38:06# To meet your maker at the break of the dawn

0:38:08 > 0:38:12# Get out of the doldrums, baby, now

0:38:12 > 0:38:14# You liar, set ya on fire

0:38:14 > 0:38:20# Get out of the doldrums, baby, now

0:38:43 > 0:38:46# Do your thing on the beat of the bang

0:38:46 > 0:38:50# I'll put a melody inside of your head

0:38:50 > 0:38:52# No need to shout, what you bitchin' about?

0:38:52 > 0:38:55# I think those things are better left unsaid

0:38:57 > 0:38:59# She had a look you don't find in a book

0:38:59 > 0:39:02# And she smelled like 1969

0:39:02 > 0:39:07# You could blow my mind if you're that way inclined

0:39:07 > 0:39:10# All I know is I'm gonna make you mine

0:39:10 > 0:39:14# She fell, she fell, right under my spell

0:39:14 > 0:39:17# Oh, now, pretty baby, come on

0:39:17 > 0:39:20# She danced, she danced, right into my hands

0:39:20 > 0:39:23# Oh, now, pretty baby, come on

0:39:25 > 0:39:26# Be my butterfly

0:39:26 > 0:39:28# You and I will shake it

0:39:28 > 0:39:31# We can roll in at the top of them all

0:39:31 > 0:39:34# And if you feel the need I'll send you Godspeed

0:39:34 > 0:39:37# To meet your maker at the break of the dawn

0:39:39 > 0:39:42# Get out of the doldrums, baby, now

0:39:42 > 0:39:45# You liar, I'll set ya on fire

0:39:46 > 0:39:52# Get out of the doldrums, baby, now

0:40:06 > 0:40:10# She fell, she fell, right under my spell

0:40:10 > 0:40:13# She fell, she fell, right under my spell

0:40:13 > 0:40:16# She fell, she fell, right under my spell

0:40:16 > 0:40:20# She fell, she fell, right under my spell

0:40:20 > 0:40:24# She fell, she fell, right under my spell

0:40:24 > 0:40:27# She fell, she fell, right under my spell

0:40:27 > 0:40:31# She fell, she fell, right under my spell

0:40:31 > 0:40:34# She fell, she fell, right under my spell... #

0:40:48 > 0:40:51CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:40:55 > 0:41:00Absolutely amazing, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds! Come on over.

0:41:00 > 0:41:01Wow!

0:41:06 > 0:41:10Seriously, that did sound really amazing, really good.

0:41:10 > 0:41:12You have a seat at the end.

0:41:12 > 0:41:16Noel Gallagher. Just wave, there's too many people!

0:41:16 > 0:41:19There we go, there we go. Congratulations.

0:41:19 > 0:41:20That sounded fantastic.

0:41:20 > 0:41:22Thank you. Did you guys like it?

0:41:22 > 0:41:24Yes!

0:41:24 > 0:41:25LAUGHTER

0:41:27 > 0:41:30I was just saying to Kevin, that's the one!

0:41:32 > 0:41:35And what's the Jack Black connection? Do you know each other?

0:41:35 > 0:41:37- Do we?- Do we have a history?

0:41:37 > 0:41:39- I don't know.- It's nice to meet you.

0:41:40 > 0:41:43My kids are huge fans of School Of Rock.

0:41:43 > 0:41:45I don't think...

0:41:45 > 0:41:47OK. Wasn't there something about working together?

0:41:47 > 0:41:50No. Now it's embarrassing.

0:41:50 > 0:41:53It was his brother, Liam.

0:41:53 > 0:41:55GROANING

0:41:55 > 0:41:56Wow...

0:41:58 > 0:42:00That's all we have time for tonight!

0:42:03 > 0:42:06I'm afraid it's a daily occurrence.

0:42:06 > 0:42:09I was trying to shut that down with my eye contact to you.

0:42:09 > 0:42:12I'm so sorry! I'm really sorry!

0:42:12 > 0:42:14Because you were looking so blank and I was thinking,

0:42:14 > 0:42:17"That's so weird that he can't seem to remember."

0:42:18 > 0:42:21I do find this fascinating, this sibling thing.

0:42:21 > 0:42:24You watch each other, so if he was on here,

0:42:24 > 0:42:25would you watch him on here?

0:42:25 > 0:42:26No.

0:42:26 > 0:42:28Oh. So he only watches you?

0:42:28 > 0:42:30Oh, he's obsessed.

0:42:30 > 0:42:34He will be watching this now. Can we all say hello to him?

0:42:34 > 0:42:36WHat camera? Hi, Liam.

0:42:38 > 0:42:40I'm still stuck on the kids part.

0:42:40 > 0:42:45So they only like School Of Rock, or... There's nothing else?

0:42:45 > 0:42:49You know School Of Rock is, like, the second-highest grossing musical

0:42:49 > 0:42:50of all time?

0:42:50 > 0:42:52APPLAUSE

0:42:55 > 0:42:59I mean, they are fans of his but he is off the scale with them.

0:42:59 > 0:43:04- I met your boys and your daughter backstage.- Cool!

0:43:04 > 0:43:07Because they came up to me and they were like, "Hey, we love you!"

0:43:07 > 0:43:12Usually when I come on this show I'm like, "Do you want to come?" "No, not really."

0:43:12 > 0:43:15"The Rock's going to be there," and they were like, "We're there!"

0:43:16 > 0:43:18Just the Rock.

0:43:18 > 0:43:21So did they know I was here, or...?

0:43:24 > 0:43:27They're watching now. They kind of mentioned it backstage,

0:43:27 > 0:43:29they were like, "Who's the other fella?"

0:43:29 > 0:43:31"Oh, hey, Chris Rock is there!"

0:43:35 > 0:43:38So we must mention, that is from the album Who Built The Moon,

0:43:38 > 0:43:41which is out now. And it's pretty special,

0:43:41 > 0:43:44- this is your tenth consecutive number one album.- Wow!- Wow!

0:43:44 > 0:43:46That must be some kind of record?

0:43:46 > 0:43:48APPLAUSE

0:43:50 > 0:43:53Yes, it's a record, I didn't know it was a record until the chart people

0:43:53 > 0:43:56called up for a quote for it and we kind of had to do a count

0:43:56 > 0:43:58and go, "Wow, it's a record!"

0:43:58 > 0:44:02But we celebrated - it went to number one last Friday,

0:44:02 > 0:44:05and we celebrated hard, me and my wife, by getting

0:44:05 > 0:44:10a couple of bags of Kettle Chips and watching the Graham Norton Show.

0:44:10 > 0:44:13Woohoo! That's a night in, that's a proper night in!

0:44:15 > 0:44:18Because we watch it every week, and she seems to be on every week.

0:44:20 > 0:44:24- Hardest working woman in showbiz! - OK, it's not Gogglebox, all right.

0:44:24 > 0:44:27- This is my favourite show, I will say that.- Oh, bless you.

0:44:27 > 0:44:29See? Nice guest!

0:44:29 > 0:44:31Good luck with it. Thank you so much.

0:44:31 > 0:44:33Noel Gallagher, everybody.

0:44:36 > 0:44:37Right, that is nearly it.

0:44:37 > 0:44:40Before we go, it's time for a visit to the big red chair.

0:44:40 > 0:44:42Who's there? Hello!

0:44:42 > 0:44:44- Hi! What's your name?- Linda.

0:44:44 > 0:44:46Linda, lovely. Where are you from, Linda?

0:44:46 > 0:44:49Originally from Glasgow, but I live in London.

0:44:49 > 0:44:50Right, and what do you down in London?

0:44:50 > 0:44:54I'm an antenatal teacher and a hypnobirthing practitioner.

0:44:54 > 0:44:56A hypnobirthing practitioner.

0:44:56 > 0:44:58- We were just talking... - We were just talking about that.

0:44:58 > 0:45:00You were just talking about hypnobirthing?!

0:45:00 > 0:45:03No, they weren't!

0:45:03 > 0:45:06They were just talking about it. Wow.

0:45:08 > 0:45:11You were in the car for a long time!

0:45:13 > 0:45:15Sorry, we have been distracted.

0:45:15 > 0:45:19- Off you go with your story. - OK, this happened some time ago,

0:45:19 > 0:45:21about 20 years ago, when I was young and attractive.

0:45:21 > 0:45:23Stop it.

0:45:23 > 0:45:26Well, MORE young and attractive.

0:45:26 > 0:45:28There you go.

0:45:28 > 0:45:32And...my older kids were going into secondary school

0:45:32 > 0:45:37and it was a parents' evening and we were meeting the headteacher

0:45:37 > 0:45:38and it was all very posh,

0:45:38 > 0:45:42it was a very posh school, and I was standing there talking

0:45:42 > 0:45:44to the headteacher in front of the buffet.

0:45:44 > 0:45:47It was a beautiful buffet, and I'm standing there talking to him and

0:45:47 > 0:45:51I looked down and I saw that his jacket was about to fall

0:45:51 > 0:45:55into the dip, so, I'm very helpful, so I thought, "I'll stop that,"

0:45:55 > 0:45:58so I put my hand out to stop his jacket,

0:45:58 > 0:46:01only, my hand slipped and it went under his jacket

0:46:01 > 0:46:03and then I found myself

0:46:03 > 0:46:05patting him on the testicles.

0:46:07 > 0:46:08I hate it when that happens.

0:46:08 > 0:46:12I froze, so then I'm cupping him on the testicles...

0:46:14 > 0:46:17..and then we both froze and then we just,

0:46:17 > 0:46:20I took my hand out and we both walked away.

0:46:20 > 0:46:24That's a good story. You can walk, you can walk!

0:46:27 > 0:46:30One more? Can we do one more?

0:46:30 > 0:46:31Here we go.

0:46:31 > 0:46:33- Hello, sir.- Hello.

0:46:33 > 0:46:34- Hi, what's your name?- Martin.

0:46:34 > 0:46:36OK, off you go with your story.

0:46:36 > 0:46:40Right, I was on a car journey with my wife and my two granddaughters,

0:46:40 > 0:46:44who were in the back seat. I suppose they were about three and a half

0:46:44 > 0:46:45- at the time.- Interesting.

0:46:48 > 0:46:50And a car came along and cut me up

0:46:50 > 0:46:53and I rammed my brakes on and I was just about to come out

0:46:53 > 0:46:56with some real choice words, as one does,

0:46:56 > 0:47:00and fortunately I remembered I had my granddaughters in the back,

0:47:00 > 0:47:03so I said, "You...silly Billy! Aren't you a silly Billy?!

0:47:03 > 0:47:06"Don't you agree, girls, he's a silly Billy?"

0:47:06 > 0:47:08And one of them just looked up and said,

0:47:08 > 0:47:09"I think he's a fucking idiot."

0:47:15 > 0:47:17That didn't happen.

0:47:17 > 0:47:20Well done, everyone. If you'd like to join us on the show or have a go

0:47:20 > 0:47:23in the red chair, you can contact us via our website at this address.

0:47:23 > 0:47:24Listen, that is it for tonight.

0:47:24 > 0:47:27Please say a huge thank you to all of my guests. Mr Noel Gallagher...

0:47:27 > 0:47:29APPLAUSE

0:47:29 > 0:47:33Rebel Wilson... APPLAUSE

0:47:33 > 0:47:35Dawn French... APPLAUSE

0:47:35 > 0:47:37Jessica Chastain... APPLAUSE

0:47:37 > 0:47:40Jack Black... APPLAUSE

0:47:40 > 0:47:42Kevin Hart... APPLAUSE

0:47:42 > 0:47:45..and Dwayne Johnson. APPLAUSE

0:47:47 > 0:47:49Do join me next week with the singer Sam Smith

0:47:49 > 0:47:50and a Star Wars spectacular.

0:47:50 > 0:47:53We've got Gwendoline Christie, John Boyega, Daisy Ridley

0:47:53 > 0:47:55and Luke Skywalker himself, Mark Hammill.

0:47:55 > 0:47:57I'll see you then. Goodnight, everybody, bye-bye.