Episode 12

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:00:13. > :00:23.Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You are my only hope. Please be my final guest

:00:23. > :00:24.

:00:24. > :00:34.of the series. Why have you got two Danish pastries on your head?

:00:34. > :00:36.

:00:36. > :00:45.They are my hair. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:00:45. > :00:51.Hello. Hello. Hello everybody. Good evening.

:00:51. > :00:55.Welcome to the show. The last show. The last show. I'm going on my

:00:55. > :00:59.holidays next week, yes off to Greece. I'm looking forward to

:00:59. > :01:05.strolling among the ruins. Ah, there they are making more! Greece

:01:05. > :01:09.is not in a good way. Not in a good way. 2,000 years ago they had the

:01:09. > :01:12.Acropolis. Now all they are giving is this.

:01:12. > :01:21.LAUGHTER . It is our last show of the series

:01:21. > :01:28.and we have got a lads night for you. Train spotting star and Jedhi

:01:28. > :01:36.knight, Ewan McGregor is here. Chris ODowd is here.

:01:36. > :01:38.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE And later we will be hearing the

:01:38. > :01:41.number one song from Chample, ladies and gentlemen.

:01:41. > :01:51.-- Example, ladies and gentlemen. There he is. And he will be be

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:01:51. > :03:49.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 118 seconds

:03:49. > :03:59.chatting to us. I am very excited How are you doing? I'm very well.

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:04:13. > :04:16.It is Ewan McGregor. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:04:16. > :04:19.I haven't heard this since Justin Bieber was on the show. Settle

:04:19. > :04:25.yourself, ladies. You look smart, but Chris you just

:04:25. > :04:31.came back from Glastonbury? Yeah, I did Glasto this weekend.

:04:31. > :04:36.Did you do it properly? We tented up by the toilets thinking well

:04:36. > :04:40.that's easy access to the toilets! And you realised your tent is

:04:40. > :04:46.everybody else's toilet, but it was a lot of fun. We had a great time.

:04:46. > :04:55.Beyonce who is or is not backstage right now!

:04:55. > :05:03.Is not being the operative word. LAUGHTER

:05:03. > :05:06.Also Pope Benedict may or may not. That's a cruel game!

:05:06. > :05:10.LAUGHTER Have you done festivals? I haven't

:05:10. > :05:19.done festivals for a long time. Now and again, I think I'll go when I'm

:05:19. > :05:26.50. You see them, don't you? The crowd. The divorcees, you know. "I

:05:26. > :05:32.haven't been to Glastonbury, but I'm going now." Ah, shit.

:05:32. > :05:36.Now you you spilt your tea tea? Yes, I will be there drinking my tea

:05:36. > :05:42.when I'm 50. I thought I was going to have a

:05:42. > :05:46.real celebrity moment. I went to watch Plan B and I went backstage

:05:46. > :05:56.and I saw him before he went on and we had that eye contact thing and

:05:56. > :05:56.

:05:56. > :07:55.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 118 seconds

:07:55. > :07:58.He was fully alive and happy. It is the telling of that. It is a

:07:58. > :08:03.fantastic premise for a film. I'm going to go and see that.

:08:03. > :08:07.And the way it is made, is really interesting. It is beautiful. There

:08:07. > :08:16.is two stories, a father and son father me and Christopher plumber

:08:16. > :08:23.and there is a love story, my character meets a French actress.

:08:23. > :08:33.Listen, we have got a clip this is Christopher Plummer as the dad.

:08:33. > :08:35.

:08:35. > :08:40.Oliver, I'm not sorry I woke you. went to Ackbar. They had

:08:40. > :08:50.wonderfully loud music. What kind of music is that?

:08:50. > :08:51.

:08:51. > :08:58.Probably house music. House music? OK. House...

:08:58. > :09:02.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE He really is fantastic, Plummer. He

:09:02. > :09:07.tells stories about acting, actors stories from Hollywood in the 60s

:09:07. > :09:11.and the people he was knocking about then. He is incredibly modern.

:09:11. > :09:15.When you are acting with him, he is a contemporary actor. He really

:09:15. > :09:20.lives the scenes with you. He is about ten years older than

:09:20. > :09:27.the character he plays? He is about 80, Christopher.

:09:27. > :09:31.It is an amazing story, a little bit true. You have got Christopher

:09:32. > :09:39.Plummer there playing 70 odd, but 80 something. In the film, comes

:09:39. > :09:49.out, his first boyfriend is the doctor from ER. That's not true!

:09:49. > :09:50.

:09:50. > :09:58.That's not going to happen. He does say that young men or young gay men

:09:58. > :10:04.aren't interested in young gay men. That's true. He is at the other end

:10:04. > :10:08.of the bar. But the love story you talked about

:10:08. > :10:12.there, you had to bond with her as well. Yes. The first thing he did,

:10:12. > :10:22.we met each other at Mike's house and the first, I never met Melanie,

:10:22. > :10:28.I loved her in that film. We were about to embark on this love story

:10:28. > :10:32.together and we sit down and I said, "I would like to you split up with

:10:32. > :10:37.each other. You have been in a relationship for a long time and I

:10:37. > :10:44.would like you to improvise through a breakdown. Ewan, I want you to

:10:44. > :10:49.leave Melanie." He Said, "Melanie, you don't want him to leave." The

:10:49. > :10:55.thing about improvisation, you think the other person is going to

:10:55. > :10:58.think this is how I would do it. It is like a master bation scene in a

:10:58. > :11:08.film. It is difficult to pull it off without everybody knowing

:11:08. > :11:16.

:11:16. > :11:26.that's just how you do it. Do you someone. It reminds you that the

:11:26. > :11:52.

:11:52. > :11:57.Like would you rather have a nipple on the end of your nose or a tooth

:11:58. > :12:03.growing out the end of your cheek? Or would you rather have to eat a

:12:03. > :12:08.bathful of poo or have a small bird poo in your mouth every morning for

:12:08. > :12:12.the rest of your life. That's easy. Which would you go

:12:12. > :12:16.for? The bird, wouldn't you? have to do it every day for the

:12:16. > :12:21.rest of your life. But you would get used to it.

:12:21. > :12:29.The bird would become your friend. It would be nace to wake up -- nice

:12:29. > :12:35.to wake-up, here comes the bird. suppose the bird poo is only wee.

:12:35. > :12:39.You could go for a little bird. No, no,, no, you don't get to

:12:39. > :12:43.choose. You said a small bird.

:12:43. > :12:45.So when you are at Glastonbury and you are backstage and there is

:12:45. > :12:49.Beyonce who is waiting for you back here.

:12:49. > :12:54.My friend, yeah. When you are speaking to her, would

:12:55. > :13:03.you rather sneeze and have both barrels blow snot all down your

:13:03. > :13:07.face or cough and shit yourself? LAUGHTER

:13:07. > :13:13.That is a very good one. Both of them are a nightmare.

:13:13. > :13:16.I'm going to have to go with shit. Because you can leave quickly and

:13:16. > :13:22.hope she didn't notice. She wouldn't know.

:13:22. > :13:28.The thing about Glastonbury, the smell wouldn't affect you.

:13:28. > :13:33.would just have to back off. It is a weird example because

:13:33. > :13:38.Beyonce and I are so close! I don't mean any offence.

:13:38. > :13:43.We hang out a lot. We just like to dance together more than anything.

:13:43. > :13:48.She loves to cook. I love to cook. We are just close. Yes.

:13:48. > :13:51.I don't want to talk about it. LAUGHTER

:13:51. > :13:55.I just plucked it as an example. I didn't mean any offence by it.

:13:55. > :13:58.We're just really, really close. Listen, Ewan, you have got

:13:58. > :14:03.interesting choices the films you have made over the years,

:14:03. > :14:10.Trainspotting, Big Fish, the anomaly, the one that seems out of

:14:10. > :14:15.kilter is thaw decided to do Star Wars. Yes. Were you a big fan of

:14:15. > :14:19.Star Wars, was it so much money, what was it? It wasn't so much. I

:14:19. > :14:24.know that. At the time I thought it was a lot of money. No, no, I was a

:14:24. > :14:33.big fan of them. When I was seven when the first one came out. My

:14:33. > :14:41.uncle was in the original three. He played a character called Wedge, he

:14:41. > :14:49.said, "I think I'm getting close to getting this part in Star Wars." He

:14:49. > :14:56.said don't do it. He managed to survive all three, he was an ex-

:14:56. > :15:01.ring pilot. He said if you want to have a career after your your 30s

:15:01. > :15:04.don't do it. I didn't listen to him. Presumably that stage in your

:15:04. > :15:08.career you thought you were famous? Yeah.

:15:08. > :15:11.But then you did Star Wars and it must have moved into a different

:15:11. > :15:18.realm? I don't know. I don't know because I thought I was really,

:15:18. > :15:25.really famous so so it didn't really make much difference to me.

:15:25. > :15:32.I was walking around just being famous. Zblu know You know who I

:15:32. > :15:40.am! I suppose it did change things, but the film itself was the star.

:15:40. > :15:46.Star Wars was the star of our ones. The characters became, you know,

:15:46. > :15:51.more iconic in a way and because he had so much access to technology

:15:51. > :15:55.that became the star of Star Wars was the affects and the effect nolg.

:15:55. > :16:00.I have been left not that bothered by them.

:16:00. > :16:06.Didn't you visit a Star Wars set in Tunisia when you were on one of the

:16:06. > :16:11.bike rides? That was one of my less famous moments. You know uncle

:16:11. > :16:17.Owen's place in the original Star Wars film, they live in this hole

:16:17. > :16:26.in the ground. Yeah. That still exists. It is a tourist

:16:26. > :16:32.attraction for serious Star Wars fans who go to Tunisia to find this

:16:32. > :16:37.hole and look at the old props. It is a bit sad, not them, but the

:16:37. > :16:41.place itself. The people. We went on our motorcycle. We were

:16:41. > :16:47.going past it so we stopped and we said we should go in, it would be

:16:47. > :16:53.funny. So we went down there and I didn't get recognised by anybody!

:16:53. > :16:57.Not one person. I was wearing a Long Way Down T-shirt with McGregor

:16:57. > :17:03.written across my shoulders and not one person recognised me. I found a

:17:03. > :17:08.poster of myself which I stood next to for about 20 minutes.

:17:08. > :17:10.LAUGHTER Nothing. Nothing. Not one person.

:17:10. > :17:20.LAUGHTER I was disappointed. Is it true or

:17:20. > :17:22.

:17:22. > :17:24.not that you kept a light Sabre? officially don't own a light Sabre.

:17:24. > :17:29.LAUGHTER The props guy gave me one. No, he

:17:29. > :17:34.didn't! You bought some light Sabres. Oh,

:17:34. > :17:38.that one is on already. Hang on... You have to know what you are doing

:17:38. > :17:46.with these. You do. Which one would you like?

:17:46. > :17:51.The one in the middle is the one I use. That's Alec Guinness's one.

:17:51. > :17:56.These are really nice. If you bang them against each other,

:17:56. > :18:01.will they break? No. You make the sound effects yourself, don't you?

:18:01. > :18:05.Do you want one? Not at all. Go. Go. Go.

:18:05. > :18:14.Oh, look at that. That's fantastic. Can you make the

:18:14. > :18:18.noises? Is it true that you did this thing like in Rocky as well

:18:18. > :18:26.where they had to, you would make the sound effect yourselves so they

:18:27. > :18:32.had to go back and like sound was a nightmare because it was a bunch of

:18:32. > :18:39.people going whoom. It was Difficult not to make the

:18:39. > :18:44.sound and because it makes that noise when it goes down. Yes.

:18:44. > :18:53.In Rocky, in the first film particularly there is loads of

:18:53. > :18:55.sound effects of Sylvester Stallone going...

:18:55. > :19:05.LAUGHTER Let's have the lights sound.

:19:05. > :19:06.

:19:06. > :19:08.You have to start them up. Off. Off. How do you do that?

:19:08. > :19:18.LAUGHTER There there. It is off off now.

:19:18. > :19:19.

:19:19. > :19:21.When you put it on, it has to make this noise.

:19:21. > :19:31.LAUGHTER You are so good at it. I spent

:19:31. > :19:34.

:19:34. > :19:38.months doing T mine keeps going off when I twirl it. They are They are

:19:38. > :19:48.They are 150 quid each. How much? 150 quid each.

:19:48. > :19:52.They are good, aren't they? Do it over here. Who is who? There you go.

:19:52. > :20:02.Can you throw a ball, Chris? Don't be like that.

:20:02. > :20:03.

:20:03. > :20:09.You go. You go. Let's baseball it instead. Yes!

:20:10. > :20:15.Well done. Very good. APPLAUSE

:20:15. > :20:19.Beautiful. What are you going to do with them? You can have them if you

:20:19. > :20:24.want. Well, we can sign them and give them to charity.

:20:24. > :20:28.That's a good idea. That's a very good idea.

:20:28. > :20:37.I have got to sit here like this for the rest of the interview.

:20:37. > :20:41.You look like a snooker player. Chris ODowd, huge congratulations,

:20:41. > :20:50.Bridesmaids, it is properly, properly funny, isn't it? No, it is

:20:50. > :20:53.a fun film. I'm really happy with LAUGHTER

:20:53. > :20:56.It is brilliant because it is just like it has taken you to a whole

:20:56. > :21:02.new level? I heard all about it. Because it is your first big hit

:21:03. > :21:04.movie, have you been to see it loads? I go every night!

:21:04. > :21:08.LAUGHTER I feel like, this doesn't come

:21:08. > :21:14.along a lot. And it sounds silly, I have seen it 46 times! I have seen

:21:14. > :21:17.it maybe three or four times during the premieres and whatever, I have

:21:17. > :21:22.enjoyed it every time. Night I went the audience because

:21:22. > :21:25.you know, it is mostly women in it and you are the one kind of man.

:21:26. > :21:31.Sure. Every time you came on all the

:21:31. > :21:41.women in the audience went, "Ah." At the end of every scene they were

:21:41. > :21:44.

:21:44. > :21:47.going ah. Women are dumb

:21:47. > :21:51.LAUGHTER They are a bunch of bloody idiots.

:21:51. > :22:01.He is a sweet character. You know the main character, it is hard to

:22:01. > :22:03.

:22:03. > :22:08.come back from that. She is so lovable, you know, everybody wants

:22:08. > :22:13.her to be happy so much. It is more about, it is obvious that my

:22:13. > :22:17.character can probably make her happy more than the other guy.

:22:17. > :22:23.Do you get women coming up to you and hugging you in the street? And

:22:23. > :22:29.things like that? More than that. There has been a lot of that kind

:22:29. > :22:39.of stuff and I'm in a very happy relationship. I'm just so happy

:22:39. > :22:44.

:22:44. > :22:46.that she has been so open to me being so sexual.

:22:46. > :22:49.LAUGHTER No, there has been a lot, he is the

:22:49. > :22:51.kind of character, it is not even women - they want me to be the god

:22:52. > :22:54.godfather to their children rather than get down and naughty.

:22:54. > :22:56.For your girlfriend it must be really annoying that now all these

:22:56. > :22:59.women think you are so lovely. think she likes it.

:22:59. > :23:05.Does she? She likes the idea of anybody finding me attractive as a

:23:05. > :23:09.human being. LAUGHTER

:23:09. > :23:10.In some way it justifies her own decision.

:23:10. > :23:15.LAUGHTER She doesn't feel so alone. When we

:23:15. > :23:19.got together at the start a lot of people were like, "Really?" This

:23:19. > :23:25.has helped. We have got a clip of you in the

:23:26. > :23:28.movie and it's you and Chrisian Wigg and the wedding planning isn't

:23:28. > :23:33.going well and you are the cop trying to cheer her up.

:23:33. > :23:39.Yes, that sounds rough. It is going to get better, right?

:23:39. > :23:42.wouldn't have thought so. My sister was maid of honour at our cousin's

:23:42. > :23:45.wedding and she found it so stressful that her hair started

:23:45. > :23:50.falling out. That's terrible.

:23:50. > :23:54.It grew back, but it was gross. If I ever had a wedding, I would want

:23:54. > :24:03.everybody to be stress-free, you know. I would like it to be like a

:24:03. > :24:06.carnival. Like people win prizes for guessing the bride's weight.

:24:06. > :24:09.You could have elephants and the bride and groom could walk on a

:24:09. > :24:19.tight rope. What you are talking about there is

:24:19. > :24:25.

:24:25. > :24:27.a circus wedding. APPLAUSE

:24:27. > :24:29.That's one scene in the film, but we shouldn't misrepresent it

:24:29. > :24:35.because it has incredible knock about, physical? It has full on set

:24:35. > :24:42.pieces where a lot of, I want to say a lot of s hit goes down, but a

:24:42. > :24:44.lot of shit goes down. There are sequences of high hilarity as well

:24:44. > :24:48.as being dispersed with real and beautiful moments.

:24:48. > :24:53.I am sure a lot of people would like to know, how does this happen.

:24:53. > :24:57.Chris ODowd in, you know, a successful Channel 4 sitcom, the IT

:24:58. > :25:03.Crowd, how do you go from that to being in the number one film in the

:25:03. > :25:07.planet? I just went and auditioned for it to be honest. And luckily

:25:07. > :25:13.the director of the show or the director of the film was a fan of

:25:13. > :25:20.the IT Crowd because he is a big British comedy person. I went and

:25:20. > :25:24.auditioned and I did like an hour long with Christian who is

:25:25. > :25:28.fantastic and it is probably one of my stronger areas rather than

:25:28. > :25:31.scripted stuff. I kind of it, it went really well and it just kind

:25:31. > :25:41.of happened. Back in the start of your career

:25:41. > :25:41.

:25:41. > :25:43.when you were going for parts, it wasn't so easy, was it?

:25:43. > :25:47.LAUGHTER No, like I am a big dude now, but

:25:47. > :25:56.back then I was like three stone heavier. I wasn't a very natural

:25:56. > :25:59.casting for anything. LAUGHTER

:25:59. > :26:01.I come out of drama school and the problem with coming at the same

:26:01. > :26:04.time, everybody comes out of drama school around the same time. London

:26:04. > :26:07.is suddenly kind of scattered with these thousands of actors that are

:26:07. > :26:10.coming out of drama school. I asked a guy who had just come out and

:26:10. > :26:14.started doing a little bit and bits and pieces and asked him for advice.

:26:14. > :26:18.He said, "You are going to go in loads of general meetings with

:26:18. > :26:22.costume directors and all these just to say hi. Make sure they

:26:22. > :26:28.remember you because they are going to remember, there is loads of

:26:28. > :26:36.people." I went away from that and I thought "OK." Got it.

:26:36. > :26:43.So I decided from there on, I was going to go into every meeting with

:26:43. > :26:53.a casting director and pretend I had been bitten by a dog. So I

:26:53. > :26:56.

:26:56. > :27:05.would go in. I would be at the door and I would kind of just ah hey,

:27:05. > :27:10.I'm Chris. And they were like "how is it going" I just got. Did you

:27:10. > :27:14.see the cocker spaniel. I would pretend I had been bitten and the

:27:14. > :27:22.stories would get more and more complicated. And he was hold ago

:27:22. > :27:24.baby's rattle and I tried to pull it out.

:27:24. > :27:28.LAUGHTER He looked so friendly. He bit. They

:27:28. > :27:32.would offer me plasters and stuff and I did this for four months and

:27:32. > :27:38.every meeting I went into until I went into a meeting and I did the

:27:38. > :27:42.same, ah, Jesus Christ I just got bitten and they were like, that's

:27:42. > :27:52.so so weird. I know because the last time you were here you had

:27:52. > :28:02.

:28:02. > :28:04.been bitten! LAUGHTER

:28:04. > :28:07.I don't know if I thought the meeting was going to end and

:28:07. > :28:09.everybody in the room was going to "I really liked that guy that was

:28:09. > :28:11.bitten by a dog." I didn't work for another year after that.

:28:12. > :28:15.You don't have to audition? Occasionally. Not so much now.

:28:15. > :28:20.Meetings? Yeah, meetings. But in terms of ice breaking you

:28:20. > :28:27.seem gung ho about filming, particularly sex scenes, you just

:28:27. > :28:32.get on with it? Yes. Is that fair? That is fair. They

:28:32. > :28:38.are tricky. I don't know, I don't like them very much. The the sex

:28:38. > :28:40.scenes are awkward. No, it is not funny!

:28:40. > :28:43.LAUGHTER They are serious things. It is

:28:43. > :28:50.awkward and it is because it is a very strange and bizarre thing to

:28:50. > :28:55.be doing. It is not a normal situation going, "Hello I am Ewan."

:28:55. > :28:59.You have to and also, I'm I'm 40 and the actresses get younger and

:28:59. > :29:03.younger and I get worried that they think you might be taking advantage

:29:03. > :29:08.of that. It is an awkward thing. I don't really like it and I find

:29:08. > :29:12.they are not useful unless I made made films like Young Adam where

:29:12. > :29:20.they are more about sex and the sex scenes are more about character and

:29:20. > :29:24.story and that's fine. That's good. But gra sex scenes are embarrassing

:29:24. > :29:30.to watch and do. The Christian Bale sex scene

:29:30. > :29:36.sounds... Yeah, that was fun. Was it? Yes.

:29:36. > :29:41.No, no, I did have a sex scene with Christian Bale which I did to the

:29:41. > :29:46.best of my ability. Zblurp on a roof -- you were on a

:29:46. > :29:51.roof or something? We were on a roof. I was play ago rockstar and

:29:52. > :29:56.we would have a shag on top of a rooftop in King's Cross, but they

:29:56. > :30:04.wanted to shoot it from another rooftop, a wide shot. We did close-

:30:04. > :30:12.up stuff, but this was a wide shot. The director, we heard the kind of

:30:12. > :30:19.of "action." We started slowly. Slowly with and the film crew are

:30:19. > :30:29.on the other side and it went on and on. It was really going now.

:30:29. > :30:29.

:30:29. > :30:32.That's it. LAUGHTER

:30:32. > :30:38.And then I just thought - there he is. And then I thought I would have

:30:38. > :30:44.come by now. So I went round to the other side of his ear on the non

:30:44. > :30:54.camera side and I said, "I think I would have come by now." I looked

:30:54. > :30:59.

:30:59. > :31:00.over and they were packing up the camera.

:31:00. > :31:04.LAUGHTER They must have gone cut really

:31:04. > :31:08.quietly, you know. LAUGHTER

:31:08. > :31:12.Did anyone ever talk about it ever wards? They thought it was a

:31:12. > :31:17.sensitive thing and should just leave us to it.

:31:17. > :31:22.There is nothing wrong with "cut" nothing wrong with that.

:31:22. > :31:25.The moment. It is nearly time for music. But before that, let's look

:31:25. > :31:32.at our last website of the series. We like to look at websites. It is

:31:32. > :31:38.our final one. The end of our series. The end of a series. It is

:31:39. > :31:45.called perfect timed photos.com -- perfectlytimedphotos.com. It is

:31:45. > :31:55.that thing where you know with shutter speeds you have just taken

:31:55. > :32:00.

:32:00. > :32:08.a I can a picture at the right moment. This is a dog doing an

:32:08. > :32:18.impersonation of a kang a kangaroo. It looks like someone has thrown a

:32:18. > :32:19.

:32:19. > :32:23.tennis ball at its nuts! tennis ball at its nuts!

:32:23. > :32:33.This is so clever. It is like two dachshunds and they are in a rush

:32:33. > :32:36.

:32:37. > :32:42.down a lane. "We're Coming." LAUGHTER

:32:42. > :32:48.They are so cute. Finally, there is a few of people

:32:48. > :32:57.with animals. It kind of looks worse than it is. Is this it? This

:32:57. > :33:04.is a lady playing frisbee. Oh god. LAUGHTER

:33:04. > :33:08.Oh my god. LAUGHTER

:33:08. > :33:14.You think that's bad. Look at the smile on her face. She is smiling

:33:14. > :33:24.now. That's why it is perfectly timed photos. Wait until you see

:33:24. > :33:37.

:33:37. > :33:39.the next one. Everyone is fine. No one got hurt, but check that out.

:33:39. > :33:49.LAUGHTER It looks like the girl has just

:33:49. > :33:57.

:33:57. > :34:00.told a joke and the dog is going... LAUGHTER

:34:00. > :34:01."cat you say." It is like the dog is going, "Wait, I need to sneeze."

:34:01. > :34:03.LAUGHTER Oh my god.

:34:03. > :34:13.This is a brilliant encounter of someone being taken by surprise by

:34:13. > :34:15.

:34:15. > :34:23.an animal. There we go.

:34:23. > :34:31.LAUGHTER Very good.

:34:31. > :34:41.Right, it's time for music. Singing his number one song, Change The Way

:34:41. > :35:01.

:35:01. > :35:04.Everybody point to the sky. Here we go.

:35:04. > :35:09.# I've never been afraid of the highest heights

:35:10. > :35:15.# Or afraid of flying now # I've never been afraid of the

:35:15. > :35:19.wildest fights # Not afraid of dying

:35:19. > :35:27.# But now I want off this ride cause your scaring me and I don't

:35:27. > :35:34.like where we're going # I need a new fun fair cause your

:35:34. > :35:38.scaring me and I don't like where were going

:35:38. > :35:48.# And now you're gonna miss me # I know you're gonna miss me

:35:48. > :35:56.

:35:56. > :36:01.# I guarantee you'll miss me cause you changed the way you kiss me

:36:01. > :36:05.# Cause you changed the way you kiss me

:36:05. > :36:10.# We used to be so so soulful # Al Green on the background vocals

:36:10. > :36:14.# T total were on the next high # We get by with a so called soul

:36:14. > :36:20.mate made for each other chit chat # But that dried up wise up to the

:36:20. > :36:23.cutting edge facts # Now I'm chilling on my jack Jones

:36:23. > :36:25.# Looking for a way back home but I can't get back

:36:25. > :36:27.# Our love feels wrong please wind it back

:36:27. > :36:37.# Our love feels wrong can't hide the cracks

:36:37. > :36:40.

:36:40. > :36:44.# I guarantee you'll miss me cause you changed the way you kiss me

:36:44. > :36:49.# I've never been afraid of the highest heights

:36:49. > :36:59.# Or afraid of flying now # I've never been afraid of the

:36:59. > :37:03.wildest fights # Not afraid of dying

:37:03. > :37:05.# I need a new fun fair cause your scaring me and I don't like where

:37:05. > :37:15.we're going # I guarantee you'll miss me cause

:37:15. > :37:30.

:37:30. > :37:33.you changed the way you kiss me # Because you changed the way you

:37:33. > :37:35.kissed me # # Our love feels wrong please

:37:35. > :37:40.wind it back # Our love feels wrong can't hide

:37:40. > :37:45.the cracks # I guarantee you'll miss me cause

:37:45. > :37:55.you changed the way you kiss me # I guarantee you'll miss me cause

:37:55. > :37:56.

:37:56. > :38:06.you changed the way you kiss me # I guarantee you'll miss me

:38:06. > :38:06.

:38:06. > :38:11.# Because you changed the way you kiss me #

:38:12. > :38:18.CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.

:38:18. > :38:26.Example, ladies and gentlemen. That's fantastic. Thank you very

:38:26. > :38:28.much. Have a seat. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

:38:28. > :38:32.Loving it. Loving it. Congratulations, sir.

:38:32. > :38:36.Cheers. Example. You can call me Elliot

:38:36. > :38:41.because it is a grown-up show. The name, I feel like a fool for

:38:41. > :38:51.not understanding why you're called Example.

:38:51. > :38:51.

:38:51. > :39:40.Apology for the loss of subtitles for 118 seconds

:39:40. > :39:44.I went to see you the other day. You were incredible. Was that by

:39:44. > :39:47.accident or did you choose to come and see it? Sometimes people wonder

:39:47. > :39:49.in and out of tents, oh, who's this guy. Go on.

:39:49. > :39:59.LAUGHTER You were incredible.

:39:59. > :40:02.

:40:02. > :40:07.Listen, before we go, we have time for our final story of the series

:40:08. > :40:12.in the red chair. Who's up first? Hello? Hello. What's your name?

:40:12. > :40:19.Marion. What do you do? I'm an emergency planner. Oohh...

:40:19. > :40:24.LAUGHTER What do you do? We make plans for

:40:24. > :40:32.emergencies. APPLAUSE

:40:32. > :40:38.Got it. Got to use your noggi any. I'm all

:40:38. > :40:43.over it. An emergency planner, I get it, right. Off you go. When I

:40:43. > :40:47.was young my mother used to take my brother and my family to see our

:40:47. > :40:51.great granny in Slough. She had a big garden which was a treasure

:40:51. > :40:58.trove for children. My brother was looking in the shed one day and

:40:58. > :41:04.found a big rusty dirty dart board with darts in it. Rusty, dirty old.

:41:04. > :41:10.Sorry darling, carry on, please. And he threw some darts at it. As

:41:10. > :41:14.he was removing the darts, in my exuberance as a child I threw mine

:41:14. > :41:20.and it stuck straight into the back of his head.

:41:20. > :41:26.One more. Definitely. We're up for one more.

:41:26. > :41:32.That was disappointing. We shouldn't end on that one. Stories

:41:32. > :41:37.about people in sheds. Hello. What's your name? William. Where

:41:37. > :41:43.are you from? Brighton, originally from France. Aahhh. I've heard of

:41:43. > :41:46.that. And what do you do? I'm a school

:41:46. > :41:54.teacher. Oh, right. A day off today?

:41:54. > :42:01.LAUGHTER Using his time effectively. That

:42:01. > :42:07.must have been a tough vote. I've got Graham Norton tickets, oh,

:42:07. > :42:12.the strike ballot is coming up. Right, William. Off you go. It's a

:42:12. > :42:18.dog story. When I was at university, I helped my Nan choose a Yorkshire

:42:18. > :42:23.Terrier. She chose one called Jessie. I was servicing the car. I

:42:23. > :42:28.finished, I reversed the car, and I heard a squeaking sound, soy

:42:28. > :42:33.thought that must be the belt squeaking. I got out of the car and

:42:33. > :42:38.to my horror I saw Jessie nrt wheel. I rushed it to the vet. My cousin

:42:38. > :42:42.on the phone "You've killed the dog." The vet says she's got

:42:42. > :42:46.fractured pelvis. We have to put her down. I said I would nurse her

:42:46. > :42:50.and hopefully she might get better. 15-year-old dog, cataract, couldn't

:42:50. > :42:52.hear a thing, death's door and she made it and she's still with us

:42:52. > :42:56.today. APPLAUSE

:42:56. > :42:59.Lovely story. You can walk.

:42:59. > :43:09.Thank you. APPLAUSE

:43:09. > :43:11.

:43:11. > :43:16.You're still an idiot for driving over it. Well done everyone. By the

:43:16. > :43:20.way if you'd like to join us on the show and have a go in the red chair,

:43:20. > :43:30.contact us via the website. Huge thanks to my guests tonight

:43:30. > :43:31.