0:00:02 > 0:00:03Tonight, a two-time Oscar winner.
0:00:03 > 0:00:06Star of many brilliant films, including my favourite comedy, Big.
0:00:06 > 0:00:09I wish I was big. I wish I was big. I wish I was...
0:00:09 > 0:00:14Ow! Oh, hello! Hiya!
0:00:14 > 0:00:16Let's start the show!
0:00:32 > 0:00:38Hello. Hello! Hello! Hello!
0:00:39 > 0:00:42Oh! Here we are.
0:00:44 > 0:00:47Ladies and gentlemen, what a great show we've got for you tonight.
0:00:47 > 0:00:51Acting legend, two times Oscar winner, Tom Hanks, is here!
0:00:51 > 0:00:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:00:53 > 0:00:58Yes, he is. British comic turned Hollywood star, Simon Pegg, is here.
0:00:58 > 0:01:02- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Yes!
0:01:02 > 0:01:07And American X Factor beauty Nicole Scherzinger is here.
0:01:07 > 0:01:11- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Yes.
0:01:11 > 0:01:13And, of course, Nicole is one of the judges
0:01:13 > 0:01:15on the new series of American X Factor.
0:01:15 > 0:01:18Well, she was when we recorded this show.
0:01:18 > 0:01:19By now she could be fired, rehired,
0:01:19 > 0:01:22entered as a contestant, we really don't know.
0:01:22 > 0:01:25We know she's going out with Formula One driver,
0:01:25 > 0:01:28Lewis Hamilton though, don't we?
0:01:28 > 0:01:30Yes. Oh, there's Lewis.
0:01:30 > 0:01:33A man whose sole purpose in life is to come first.
0:01:33 > 0:01:36LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:01:38 > 0:01:40And really quickly.
0:01:40 > 0:01:42LAUGHTER
0:01:42 > 0:01:44Simon Pegg is here.
0:01:44 > 0:01:47Simon, of course, recently starred as Scotty
0:01:47 > 0:01:49in the new Star Trek movie.
0:01:49 > 0:01:51That's where the crew of the Enterprise
0:01:51 > 0:01:53travel where no man has gone before.
0:01:58 > 0:02:01It is life, but not as we know it.
0:02:03 > 0:02:07So looking forward to meeting Tom Hanks.
0:02:07 > 0:02:10- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Been in so many amazing films,
0:02:10 > 0:02:15like Castaway, he played a man stranded on a desert island.
0:02:15 > 0:02:17Oh, there he is, collecting some wood
0:02:17 > 0:02:20and putting the finishing touches to his shelter.
0:02:23 > 0:02:26He's good. I'll give him that.
0:02:26 > 0:02:29In the film, Tom makes a friend for himself out of a volleyball.
0:02:29 > 0:02:32Now, it's not very lifelike, is it?
0:02:32 > 0:02:35Who has hair like that on an empty head?
0:02:40 > 0:02:42They're real!
0:02:42 > 0:02:46But, of course, Tom also starred in the epic World War II movie
0:02:46 > 0:02:49Saving Private Ryan.
0:02:49 > 0:02:51A Private Ryan.
0:02:51 > 0:02:54LAUGHTER AND GROANING
0:02:54 > 0:02:55Not any more!
0:02:55 > 0:02:57APPLAUSE
0:02:59 > 0:03:03Let's get some guests on. What's new pussycat?
0:03:03 > 0:03:05I'll find out from Nicole Scherzinger!
0:03:08 > 0:03:12Whoa! Let me greet you! Wow. You look amazing.
0:03:14 > 0:03:16- Oh, beautiful.- Thank you! Hello!
0:03:16 > 0:03:18Sit yourself down.
0:03:21 > 0:03:23It's Shaun Of The Dead funny, Simon Pegg.
0:03:26 > 0:03:29Hello, sir, how are you doing? It is really lovely to see you.
0:03:29 > 0:03:31Oh, Simon.
0:03:31 > 0:03:33And Houston, we have no problem with this guest.
0:03:33 > 0:03:35It is Mr Tom Hanks.
0:03:55 > 0:03:58That is a cool couch. That is a very cool couch.
0:03:58 > 0:04:00In honour of Nicole,
0:04:00 > 0:04:02we're all going to sit up on the edge of it with her,
0:04:02 > 0:04:05with our legs crossed.
0:04:05 > 0:04:09I'll keep an eye. At the moment, nothing. I can see nothing.
0:04:09 > 0:04:10It's all good.
0:04:10 > 0:04:12You're being very gentlemanly.
0:04:12 > 0:04:16Indeed, sir. I'm an American.
0:04:16 > 0:04:18And you've just come from your premiere?
0:04:18 > 0:04:20- Yes, at the Westfield Shopping Centre.- The glamour!
0:04:20 > 0:04:22Have you been to the place?
0:04:22 > 0:04:24The biggest shopping centre I've ever seen.
0:04:24 > 0:04:28Not only did we see the movie, but I popped into Boots.
0:04:28 > 0:04:30LAUGHTER
0:04:30 > 0:04:32Listen, it's lovely you're all here.
0:04:32 > 0:04:35Tom, Simon, but before we do another thing,
0:04:35 > 0:04:40- I've got to ask you, Nicole, as of now...- I'm shaking. What?
0:04:40 > 0:04:44What's going on? What is happening in world of X Factor?
0:04:44 > 0:04:48I haven't said this, but I believe it's been made official
0:04:48 > 0:04:51that I'm actually a judge on the US X Factor.
0:04:51 > 0:04:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:04:55 > 0:04:57Did they keep you in the loop,
0:04:57 > 0:04:59or are you finding out along with the rest of us?
0:04:59 > 0:05:01I'm kind of finding out along with the rest of us as well.
0:05:01 > 0:05:04It's kind of crazy when you get a phone call
0:05:04 > 0:05:06and you read it in the paper first.
0:05:06 > 0:05:09I was the host of the US X Factor
0:05:09 > 0:05:13and now I'm having this amazing opportunity to be the judge now.
0:05:13 > 0:05:15If you eat a bad salad from Germany,
0:05:15 > 0:05:17you'll be the most famous person in the world.
0:05:17 > 0:05:19And sleep with Ryan Giggs.
0:05:19 > 0:05:21Yes!
0:05:25 > 0:05:28Now, listen. Tom Hanks, sir.
0:05:28 > 0:05:30You seem to be spending a lot of time here.
0:05:30 > 0:05:31Do you kind of live here now?
0:05:31 > 0:05:34I have been here enough, working with Band of Brothers,
0:05:34 > 0:05:37which featured Mr Simon Pegg, ladies and gentlemen.
0:05:37 > 0:05:41So I've got enough haunts to go, I know where to avoid the fist fights.
0:05:41 > 0:05:43And where to go have some fist fights.
0:05:43 > 0:05:48Well, we saw you, you went to the dinner with the Queen?
0:05:48 > 0:05:50I was with the Queen and the President just last week, yes.
0:05:50 > 0:05:53For an American I kept trying to figure out, "Why am I here?
0:05:53 > 0:05:56"Why did this...? Did I win a ticket?
0:05:56 > 0:05:59"Is this Charlie And The Chocolate Factory?
0:05:59 > 0:06:02"Excuse me, lady, lady, do you run this place?"
0:06:02 > 0:06:04There we are.
0:06:04 > 0:06:05There's my white tie and tails.
0:06:05 > 0:06:08- You look very smart. - That is not a rental, by the way.
0:06:08 > 0:06:13They had a powder blue and I said, "Let me go with the traditional black."
0:06:13 > 0:06:19But we got there and it turned out it's a surprisingly informal...
0:06:19 > 0:06:22They get it, you know. Everybody who works there
0:06:22 > 0:06:24smiles and points you in the direction.
0:06:24 > 0:06:25And everybody says,
0:06:25 > 0:06:28"Hello, I'm Julie, I'm Simon. Nice to see you. What do you do?
0:06:28 > 0:06:30"I'm the Duchess of Westmoreland. And what do you do?"
0:06:30 > 0:06:33"Well, I run British Intelligence, how are you?"
0:06:34 > 0:06:37It's like on a first-name basis.
0:06:37 > 0:06:40- Did you meet HER?- Yes. Oh, yes, indeed.- And chitty chat?
0:06:40 > 0:06:44I talked about doing Shakespeare, that's how I got my start
0:06:44 > 0:06:47in the United States, doing Shakespeare.
0:06:47 > 0:06:49And we compared notes on that. She did say this,
0:06:49 > 0:06:52"We love to go to the theatre."
0:06:52 > 0:06:54I'm not going to do an imitation of the Queen.
0:06:54 > 0:06:56If I fall into that, you cut it!
0:06:56 > 0:06:59- I will. - You take it out of the show.
0:07:00 > 0:07:03She said,
0:07:03 > 0:07:05"We love going to the theatre, and my sister..."
0:07:05 > 0:07:08MOCK ACCENT: "Oh, love to go to the theatre!"
0:07:08 > 0:07:10"..and my sister could go to the theatre
0:07:10 > 0:07:13"and hear a song once and then come home."
0:07:13 > 0:07:16And I said, "Play it on the piano?"
0:07:16 > 0:07:18And she said, "Yes."
0:07:18 > 0:07:20That was my moment with Her Majesty.
0:07:20 > 0:07:24Who you call Her Majesty first, and then you call Ma'am.
0:07:24 > 0:07:26Weirdly, there's been a lot of that.
0:07:26 > 0:07:28- You've met the Queen, Simon, haven't you?- I did, recently.
0:07:28 > 0:07:31I met her at the Narnia premiere.
0:07:31 > 0:07:33I thought I broke her, to be honest.
0:07:33 > 0:07:36The Queen has never had to worry about the awkwardness
0:07:36 > 0:07:37of starting a conversation.
0:07:37 > 0:07:40She's never had an embarrassing pause,
0:07:40 > 0:07:41because she always must speak first.
0:07:41 > 0:07:43So she takes as much time as she wants to do that.
0:07:43 > 0:07:46So she came up to me,
0:07:46 > 0:07:49I was standing next to young Joe McElderry, the X Factor winner.
0:07:49 > 0:07:51And she said, "And you're a musician?"
0:07:51 > 0:07:53Someone whispered he was in her ear.
0:07:53 > 0:07:55And she came up to me and she went...
0:07:59 > 0:08:03I was just waiting for her to speak. I swear it was like 30 seconds.
0:08:03 > 0:08:05I started to bead sweat
0:08:05 > 0:08:08and she went, "And what do you do?" Like that.
0:08:08 > 0:08:12I almost hugged her. I thought, "Thank God, you're still with us."
0:08:16 > 0:08:19But then the brilliant one was, Philip came by.
0:08:19 > 0:08:22I played a mouse in Narnia, did the voice of a mouse.
0:08:22 > 0:08:25And someone told him what I was doing and he said,
0:08:25 > 0:08:27"When did you realise you had the voice of a mouse?"
0:08:27 > 0:08:30I thought, "You think I was cast
0:08:30 > 0:08:33"because I have a naturally mousy voice."
0:08:33 > 0:08:36I think he thought I have some sort of disability
0:08:36 > 0:08:38that had given me an accent for it.
0:08:38 > 0:08:41I made her cry. I have it on good authority that at the end of Narnia
0:08:41 > 0:08:44there's a really sweet moment with Reepicheep, the mouse.
0:08:44 > 0:08:45He does this very moving thing.
0:08:45 > 0:08:47And the Queen was, I swear to God,
0:08:47 > 0:08:51sitting five seats down from me, wearing 3D glasses.
0:08:51 > 0:08:55Which is a sight to behold, to see the monarch, in 3D glasses.
0:08:55 > 0:08:57And they weren't even gold, on a stick.
0:08:57 > 0:09:01They were just plastic, Buddy-Holly-style 3D glasses.
0:09:01 > 0:09:03And she dabbed her eye with a tissue.
0:09:03 > 0:09:08You actually thought the Queen was going to have gold 3D glasses?
0:09:10 > 0:09:11"It is so lifelike."
0:09:11 > 0:09:14I don't think that's going to happen.
0:09:14 > 0:09:16Bespoke by Savile Row!
0:09:16 > 0:09:20Nicole, you haven't met the Queen but you and the Pussycat Dolls
0:09:20 > 0:09:23performed for Prince Philip and Camilla.
0:09:23 > 0:09:25You were shocked by that picture.
0:09:25 > 0:09:28- Prince Charles and Camilla?- Yes.
0:09:28 > 0:09:30What song did you choose to perform in front of them?
0:09:30 > 0:09:32Ooh, that's a good question.
0:09:32 > 0:09:35I think we performed I Hate This Part.
0:09:35 > 0:09:38- No.- Really?- We didn't?- No.
0:09:38 > 0:09:42You got up in front of Prince Charles and Camilla
0:09:42 > 0:09:46and sang Don't You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me?
0:09:46 > 0:09:49- I could have told you that!- Wow!
0:09:52 > 0:09:58We were backstage, laughing so much.
0:09:58 > 0:10:00It's an empowering song. It is very empowering.
0:10:00 > 0:10:03They allowed you back in to the United Kingdom.
0:10:03 > 0:10:05We were just giving, that day.
0:10:07 > 0:10:08Now, Tom Hanks, sir.
0:10:08 > 0:10:11You've got a new movie out, that you just went to the premiere of.
0:10:11 > 0:10:13- Yes, indeed.- Which I know is very close to your heart.
0:10:13 > 0:10:16But before we do, we just have to spend...
0:10:16 > 0:10:18We're just going to spend a few minutes, because you're here,
0:10:18 > 0:10:20and you haven't been on the show before,
0:10:20 > 0:10:24- just to marvel at your career. - Oh, for sure(!)
0:10:24 > 0:10:29Most successful actors, their box office is in millions.
0:10:29 > 0:10:33- Over 8 billion, your movies have made.- Wow, really?
0:10:33 > 0:10:37CHEERING AND APPLAUSE That's news to me!
0:10:37 > 0:10:39All right then. All right.
0:10:39 > 0:10:43Then why did I have to pay for this suit?
0:10:45 > 0:10:48- That's like a country. - That's extraordinary.
0:10:48 > 0:10:51- That's like a successful country. - I could secede.
0:10:51 > 0:10:54- Yeah, You could be king of somewhere.- Then I could ask you
0:10:54 > 0:10:57to come and sing My Girlfriend Is Hot Like You.
0:10:57 > 0:11:00Sleepless in Seattle, Philadelphia, Forrest Gump,
0:11:00 > 0:11:02Apollo 13, all three Toy Stories.
0:11:02 > 0:11:05- Yes, yes.- Castaway.
0:11:05 > 0:11:08- It's amazing.- Yeah, it's been fun.
0:11:08 > 0:11:10When you look back, is there one that you think,
0:11:10 > 0:11:13"That's the one I'm really happy I said yes to?"
0:11:13 > 0:11:17Well, I got to tell you, when we did Apollo 13 it was the first time
0:11:17 > 0:11:21I was only with two other guys for, like, most of the movie.
0:11:21 > 0:11:23And I have to tell you,
0:11:23 > 0:11:25you might have noticed this on Band Of Brothers,
0:11:25 > 0:11:29when three guys are making the movie, the jokes become so filthy,
0:11:29 > 0:11:33as of lunch time of the first day of shooting.
0:11:33 > 0:11:37I got to tell you, Kevin Bacon and Bill Paxton, who were in
0:11:37 > 0:11:41the capsule with me, know the foulest jokes imaginable.
0:11:41 > 0:11:43And we were trying to, like,
0:11:43 > 0:11:46out-foul and out-gross each other, you know?
0:11:46 > 0:11:49That's how we spent most of our trip to the moon.
0:11:49 > 0:11:53Saying, "All right, a guy is hunting and a bear comes into his tent."
0:11:53 > 0:11:54And they just go from there
0:11:54 > 0:11:57and you know you're going to be in big, big trouble.
0:11:57 > 0:12:00In your first big movie, Splash, that must have been
0:12:00 > 0:12:04a really horrible job, all the underwater scenes?
0:12:04 > 0:12:06Well, that was kind of...
0:12:06 > 0:12:10Everybody said, "How did you shoot those underwater scenes?"
0:12:10 > 0:12:14Well we jumped in the water and held our breath and we shot it.
0:12:14 > 0:12:17It's amazing how they did that, no special effects.
0:12:17 > 0:12:20We had to learn how to scuba dive and, because I'm in clothes,
0:12:20 > 0:12:22there was always an air tank somewhere off there.
0:12:22 > 0:12:24Because we're in about 30 feet of water.
0:12:24 > 0:12:28But they had this underwater phone booth that was weighted down
0:12:28 > 0:12:32with a dome on the bottom of the ocean in the Bahamas.
0:12:32 > 0:12:34And the dome was filled with water.
0:12:34 > 0:12:37So if Ron Howard, the director,
0:12:37 > 0:12:40had to give us instructions, he swam over and I would get towed
0:12:40 > 0:12:42by a safety diver, because I couldn't swim
0:12:42 > 0:12:45because I had iron weights in my pants to keep me down.
0:12:45 > 0:12:47So he would tow me over there and stick my head up
0:12:47 > 0:12:50in this dome of water, which is about that big.
0:12:50 > 0:12:54And I'd wait, and then Ron's head would come up
0:12:54 > 0:12:57with a regulator in his mouth.
0:12:57 > 0:12:59"All right! That's good, that's good!
0:12:59 > 0:13:03"If you could just have more wonder! I need to have the eyes open
0:13:03 > 0:13:07"a little bit more, don't look like you're out of breath, all right?"
0:13:10 > 0:13:14And that's literally...! APPLAUSE
0:13:14 > 0:13:18And then I would get towed back to wherever we were shooting,
0:13:18 > 0:13:20and I would try to remember what he said.
0:13:20 > 0:13:25But essentially, that is an exercise in not dying.
0:13:25 > 0:13:27- When we did not get killed, that's what they put in.- It went well.
0:13:27 > 0:13:29It went good enough, yes.
0:13:29 > 0:13:32Nicole, if you had to pick a Tom Hanks film, what would you pick?
0:13:32 > 0:13:34I'm not going to lie.
0:13:34 > 0:13:36- I'm kind of in love with Big. - All right.
0:13:36 > 0:13:41- I always wanted to do the... - Careful.- Oh, sorry. I'm sorry!
0:13:41 > 0:13:47- Whoa.- I'm sorry.- Whoa! - I have shorts on underneath.
0:13:47 > 0:13:50- I'm a lady.- Camera five went red real quick there.
0:13:52 > 0:13:55- That's what I was trying to do, guys.- Oh, yeah.- Yeah.
0:13:55 > 0:14:01Don't do that. One of my favourite films was Philadelphia.
0:14:01 > 0:14:02Luckily, I'm sober now.
0:14:02 > 0:14:05I met Denzel Washington when I was drunk,
0:14:05 > 0:14:09and I started to cry telling him how much I liked it.
0:14:09 > 0:14:12And he just looked really embarrassed.
0:14:12 > 0:14:14As was I.
0:14:14 > 0:14:19Anyway, what's interesting now is that you've written and directed
0:14:19 > 0:14:21this new movie, Larry Crowne, which I've seen.
0:14:21 > 0:14:23It's a really lovely film. It's funny, it's sweet.
0:14:23 > 0:14:27And it's got you and Julia Roberts.
0:14:27 > 0:14:30- Yeah, not bad.- Not bad at all.
0:14:30 > 0:14:32Here's our tag line.
0:14:32 > 0:14:36Larry Crowne loses his job and goes back to college.
0:14:36 > 0:14:40Julia Roberts is one of his professors, and guess what happens?
0:14:42 > 0:14:45Can you figure it out, maybe just a little bit?
0:14:45 > 0:14:47And you wrote it and directed it.
0:14:47 > 0:14:49Yeah, yeah.
0:14:49 > 0:14:51That was an interesting phone call.
0:14:51 > 0:14:54"Hey, Julia, listen... believe it or not,
0:14:54 > 0:14:57"this is a business call."
0:14:59 > 0:15:02We've got a clip of you and Julia in action.
0:15:02 > 0:15:06It's Larry Crowne!
0:15:06 > 0:15:08Right, hi.
0:15:08 > 0:15:11- I have you teaching me in just a couple of minutes.- Yes, you do.
0:15:11 > 0:15:15- I saw you singing. - I'm just drowning out the GPS.
0:15:15 > 0:15:17- 'Please enter...' - See? It never stops.
0:15:17 > 0:15:18No wonder, that's a Map Genie.
0:15:18 > 0:15:22Back when I sold those, I would have steered you towards a Vortex,
0:15:22 > 0:15:24because the Map Genie, it's very complicated.
0:15:24 > 0:15:27Well, no wonder. The auto on feature is engaged.
0:15:27 > 0:15:30So, menu, select, features,
0:15:30 > 0:15:35auto voice select, change, yes.
0:15:35 > 0:15:38On, off. On, off.
0:15:38 > 0:15:41Change, yes, save and back,
0:15:41 > 0:15:44back, back and exit.
0:15:44 > 0:15:46How long was that broken?
0:15:46 > 0:15:49Since my husband installed it himself.
0:15:49 > 0:15:51- It's all fixed now.- Thank you.
0:15:51 > 0:15:53What are you going to make us do today in class?
0:15:53 > 0:15:55You'll just have to find out.
0:15:55 > 0:15:59- Follow me.- Interesting.
0:15:59 > 0:16:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:16:05 > 0:16:09I predict every man in the UK
0:16:09 > 0:16:11will want to start wearing one of those helmets.
0:16:11 > 0:16:14Because if you can land Julia Roberts
0:16:14 > 0:16:18wearing a helmet as stupid as that, you must be one charming...
0:16:18 > 0:16:22- S.O.B.- I was going to say that.
0:16:22 > 0:16:26Even in the poster, you're not wearing that helmet.
0:16:26 > 0:16:27No, no, no. We ran into problems
0:16:27 > 0:16:30"Hey, where's the safety helmet on the scooter?"
0:16:30 > 0:16:33I said "Come on, I'm trying to be like Steve McQueen."
0:16:33 > 0:16:35In the last film you directed,
0:16:35 > 0:16:39That Thing You Do, it was a cast of mostly unknown actors.
0:16:39 > 0:16:41Yeah, about a band in 1964.
0:16:41 > 0:16:44This time, Julia Roberts.
0:16:44 > 0:16:48Can you direct someone like her, or is it collaborative?
0:16:48 > 0:16:50It's very collaborative,
0:16:50 > 0:16:53because Julia's incredibly smart and forceful.
0:16:53 > 0:16:54You know?
0:16:54 > 0:16:57When we started talking about it, she said "OK, I read it.
0:16:57 > 0:16:59"Here's some things". And she talked
0:16:59 > 0:17:01and I said "I agree, let's go to it".
0:17:01 > 0:17:05You don't want to waste anybody's time, but specifically,
0:17:05 > 0:17:06you don't want to waste Julia's.
0:17:06 > 0:17:09Not someone who's going to suffer fools, nor should she.
0:17:09 > 0:17:13So we were on our toes the days that she worked.
0:17:13 > 0:17:15And I specifically wanted to make sure
0:17:15 > 0:17:17everything we did together would be fun.
0:17:17 > 0:17:20And it was better than it would have been
0:17:20 > 0:17:22if she'd just done it as originally written.
0:17:22 > 0:17:25You know what always happens when guys write screenplays?
0:17:25 > 0:17:27The women in their lives all say
0:17:27 > 0:17:31things like, "When are you coming home?
0:17:31 > 0:17:35"Don't worry, honey, you can do it if you try hard enough.
0:17:35 > 0:17:38"I'm worried about Bobby." That's all they get to say.
0:17:38 > 0:17:40So I wanted to make sure we had a forceful woman
0:17:40 > 0:17:43who was really going through something.
0:17:43 > 0:17:47- It's out on July 1st. - Right around the corner, almost.
0:17:47 > 0:17:49And in theatres everywhere.
0:17:49 > 0:17:52Talking of working with people you admire, Simon Pegg, in Paul,
0:17:52 > 0:17:56- you got Sigourney Weaver on board. - Yeah.
0:17:56 > 0:18:00And you were a genuine Sigourney Weaver fan.
0:18:00 > 0:18:02I was, yeah. I used to do a bit of stand-up,
0:18:02 > 0:18:07and I had a routine about Sigourney.
0:18:07 > 0:18:09It's very odd to be...
0:18:09 > 0:18:12as much as it is to be sitting next to you now!
0:18:12 > 0:18:14- She's...- She's awesome.
0:18:14 > 0:18:18I mean, she's...still an incredible beauty.
0:18:18 > 0:18:20Nick Frost and I were just like,
0:18:20 > 0:18:23when she came on set, it was like the Queen coming on set.
0:18:23 > 0:18:27- How did you get her?- We just sent her the script, and she liked it.
0:18:27 > 0:18:29She was our dream casting.
0:18:29 > 0:18:31We went, "Why not? Let's send it to her and see what she says."
0:18:31 > 0:18:34And two weeks later, "Yeah, she's going to do it."
0:18:34 > 0:18:38So she came on set and Nick and I were like, "Hi, how are you?"
0:18:38 > 0:18:41And she was sat on her own on set in the evening, and Nick and I
0:18:41 > 0:18:44went over and went, "Do you want to come over and hang out with us?"
0:18:44 > 0:18:48- She was so lovely.- Haven't you written a poem about her?
0:18:48 > 0:18:53I did write a poem about her. In my stand-up, I wrote a poem about her.
0:18:53 > 0:18:55What rhymes with Sigourney?
0:18:55 > 0:18:57- Horny, of course.- Oh! Oh.
0:18:57 > 0:18:59LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:18:59 > 0:19:02It's not a massive link.
0:19:02 > 0:19:07"I know what you make me think of... My penis."
0:19:07 > 0:19:11Talking about Paul, we must mention it further,
0:19:11 > 0:19:18because it is now available in Blu ray, DVD and digital copy.
0:19:18 > 0:19:19Ya! There it is.
0:19:19 > 0:19:21It's in shops on 13th June.
0:19:21 > 0:19:26It comes out on 13th June. Seems so quick. It came out in February.
0:19:26 > 0:19:30It's so quick nowadays, the turnaround to DVD is so fast.
0:19:30 > 0:19:34It used to be five years or something, now it's three months.
0:19:34 > 0:19:36It's getting shorter and shorter.
0:19:36 > 0:19:37Growing up in Ireland,
0:19:37 > 0:19:41it'd be so long before it even got to the cinema.
0:19:41 > 0:19:44People were dead, and we were going to see their films.
0:19:44 > 0:19:48You thought the soundtrack to every movie was this... WHIRRING SOUND
0:19:51 > 0:19:55You, Nick Frost and an alien, on a road trip across America.
0:19:55 > 0:19:58- Have I left anything out? - No. That's what it is, with Seth Rogen as the alien.
0:19:58 > 0:20:01It's a really funny movie. It's a very funny movie.
0:20:01 > 0:20:03Here's a clip to remind ourselves.
0:20:03 > 0:20:06What's the matter, Clive?
0:20:06 > 0:20:08There is an alien in the kitchenette,
0:20:08 > 0:20:09making bagels and coffee.
0:20:09 > 0:20:13- Did you want tea? - No, I don't want tea.
0:20:13 > 0:20:16Right, because tea is weird in America. They leave the bag in.
0:20:16 > 0:20:18What's weird, Graham, is the fact that we have picked up
0:20:18 > 0:20:20an extra-terrestrial hitch hiker,
0:20:20 > 0:20:22and you seem completely fine with it.
0:20:22 > 0:20:24# Bagels and coffee. # Ooh, Marmite.
0:20:26 > 0:20:27Well, he said his life's in danger.
0:20:27 > 0:20:30He needs our help, you know? I mean,
0:20:30 > 0:20:32sometimes you've just got to roll the dice.
0:20:32 > 0:20:38What if we wake up and find him inserting a probe into our anus?
0:20:38 > 0:20:41Apparently, they don't do that.
0:20:41 > 0:20:45Anyone want one of these? Huh, anyone?
0:20:50 > 0:20:53That was a green screen.
0:20:53 > 0:20:57But you really did do a road trip, you and Nick.
0:20:57 > 0:21:00Yeah, we did. We drove from LA
0:21:00 > 0:21:04down to Vegas, then across through Nevada, Utah, Wyoming.
0:21:04 > 0:21:07Realised just how huge that place is.
0:21:07 > 0:21:09It's just such a massive country.
0:21:09 > 0:21:12You don't know until you get out just how vast it is.
0:21:12 > 0:21:15We nearly died a couple of times. We met some hicks.
0:21:15 > 0:21:17A lot of it went into the script.
0:21:17 > 0:21:21There's a couple of guys we meet in the film, played by Dave Koechner
0:21:21 > 0:21:23and Jesse Plemons in the Little A'Le'Inn,
0:21:23 > 0:21:25which is the diner on the edge of Area 51.
0:21:25 > 0:21:26And Nick and I arrived there,
0:21:26 > 0:21:30and it's full of UFO paraphernalia. We were like "This is great!"
0:21:30 > 0:21:32We were the only guys there, and we were putting on alien masks
0:21:32 > 0:21:36and talking about spaceships and stuff.
0:21:36 > 0:21:37And then these two guys came in
0:21:37 > 0:21:41in hunting suits with rifles on their backs, and we went... Prrp!
0:21:41 > 0:21:44And everything went really quiet, and we just left really frightened.
0:21:44 > 0:21:48We thought, "What if they catch up with us? It'll be like Deliverance.
0:21:48 > 0:21:50"They'll do things to us".
0:21:50 > 0:21:53You've got to get to America a little more often.
0:21:53 > 0:21:55First time since Deliverance. I know.
0:21:55 > 0:21:59Nicole, you grew up in the middle of nowhere, didn't you?
0:21:59 > 0:22:03I was born in Hawaii, and then I grew up in Louisville, Kentucky.
0:22:03 > 0:22:05Is that the middle of nowhere? It sounds like it.
0:22:05 > 0:22:07Mm-hmm, Mid West.
0:22:07 > 0:22:09Were your parents insane?
0:22:09 > 0:22:10That they would leave Hawaii
0:22:10 > 0:22:14for Louisville, Kentucky and not vice versa? I'm making a joke.
0:22:14 > 0:22:16I don't want to offend your parents.
0:22:19 > 0:22:21I love it. No, I love it in both places,
0:22:21 > 0:22:23because they're still homey and grounded.
0:22:23 > 0:22:25I'm close to my family.
0:22:25 > 0:22:27Did you have jobs and things growing up? You seem too pretty to be there.
0:22:27 > 0:22:32You're kind of like, "No, she's not one of us. We're sending her to LA."
0:22:32 > 0:22:34It was awkward in Kentucky.
0:22:34 > 0:22:38I didn't have many people that looked like me. I did have one...
0:22:38 > 0:22:40- Or indeed anywhere. - I had one fun job.
0:22:40 > 0:22:43I worked at the Kentucky Kingdom amusement park.
0:22:43 > 0:22:46I was part of the entertainment department,
0:22:46 > 0:22:48and when you're in the entertainment department,
0:22:48 > 0:22:51everyone has to take turns playing King Louis,
0:22:51 > 0:22:55Kentucky Kingdom's mascot, which is a big, ginormous king lion.
0:22:55 > 0:22:59So I played King Louis.
0:22:59 > 0:23:01- So they put you in a full lion suit?- Yeah.
0:23:01 > 0:23:02I've still got a picture of it.
0:23:02 > 0:23:07It's funny, because you took turns and some guys were six foot three and I was really short,
0:23:07 > 0:23:13so my King Louis had a lot of cankles, like ankle...
0:23:13 > 0:23:16We had to do a full-on performance.
0:23:16 > 0:23:20So you'd have to be King Louis, this huge lion with this crown, and you'd have to perform.
0:23:20 > 0:23:23And it was really hot, and you're inside...
0:23:23 > 0:23:27- It must have stank! - It was disgusting, really rank, I'm not going to lie.
0:23:27 > 0:23:33There was a thing that came out at that time called Febreze, you know?
0:23:33 > 0:23:36- Febreze is amazing. - No, it does NOT work!
0:23:36 > 0:23:37It's disgusting.
0:23:37 > 0:23:41How long would you have to be in the suit at a time?
0:23:41 > 0:23:46- A couple of hours at a time. - Would the suit dry out before you had to get back in it?
0:23:46 > 0:23:50It wouldn't. That's why you keep squirting the Febreze on there.
0:23:50 > 0:23:55- What was the name of this, King Louis?- King Louis the Lion at Kentucky Kingdom.
0:23:55 > 0:23:58They're probably still using the same suit.
0:23:58 > 0:23:59They probably are.
0:23:59 > 0:24:03It probably just walks around on its own now,
0:24:03 > 0:24:06infused with the DNA...
0:24:06 > 0:24:08The bacteria's taken over.
0:24:08 > 0:24:11Got a life of its own.
0:24:11 > 0:24:15Science-fiction. You've been in fantasy and obviously you were in Apollo 13,
0:24:15 > 0:24:19but you've never been in a kind of science-fiction film, per se.
0:24:19 > 0:24:22Not per se, no. Not something with ray guns or...
0:24:22 > 0:24:27I mean, my entire family went and worshipped at the feet of Star Trek.
0:24:27 > 0:24:31All I could see was, "Those guys are having so much fun.
0:24:31 > 0:24:33"Look at those phasers, man.
0:24:33 > 0:24:39"Oh, he gets to sit in that chair? He gets to run the Enterprise? Oh, man!
0:24:39 > 0:24:42"How come I can't do that?"
0:24:42 > 0:24:45- LAUGHTER I never get to. What a... - We're doing more, you know.
0:24:45 > 0:24:49Well, I'm going to... When the Romulans make friends,
0:24:49 > 0:24:55when they have, you know... let me play a peaceful Romulan. I think that'd be fun.
0:24:55 > 0:24:59- Because you are a genuine, big science-fiction fan, aren't you, Simon?- Yeah.
0:24:59 > 0:25:02When you got the call from Star Trek, you were genuinely excited.
0:25:02 > 0:25:05We've got a picture that you took of yourself...
0:25:05 > 0:25:08- LAUGHTER - Oh, no!- ..trying the costume on.
0:25:08 > 0:25:13- You can see the phone hands there, like that...- Totally! - ..taking my own picture.
0:25:13 > 0:25:17- Do you like Star Trek?- Yeah.- Do you? - Mm-hmm.- You don't have to say that.
0:25:17 > 0:25:20I like the ears dudes and stuff, yeah.
0:25:20 > 0:25:23Yeah, "ear dude" suggests not a huge fan.
0:25:23 > 0:25:27- LAUGHTER - Even I can stretch to "Spock"!
0:25:27 > 0:25:29- LAUGHTER - "I love the ear dude."
0:25:29 > 0:25:32You were doing so well!
0:25:32 > 0:25:37The "ear dude" and the rocket ship and the Martians, you really dig that stuff(!)
0:25:37 > 0:25:39- But you love Star Trek. - I grew up watching it.
0:25:39 > 0:25:42It was on every night at 6 o'clock. We'd have competitions.
0:25:42 > 0:25:47I'd be on the phone with my buddy at his house, and we'd both have it on Channel 2 at 6 o'clock.
0:25:47 > 0:25:52We had a competition to see who could scream out the episode the soonest.
0:25:52 > 0:25:58Listen, we alerted each of you to the fact that you are both Star Trek fans.
0:25:58 > 0:26:03I believe you've both prepared some Trekkie trivia questions.
0:26:03 > 0:26:07Nicole, if you want to pop the kettle on, I'll be tidying my desk.
0:26:09 > 0:26:11- Simon, have you got your questions? - I have.- Tom?
0:26:11 > 0:26:14Oh. I'm sorry,
0:26:14 > 0:26:18- I left them in my dressing room. - Very good, Oscar-winning.
0:26:18 > 0:26:23If only there were some way to TRANSPORT YOU there quickly.
0:26:23 > 0:26:28Wait a minute. The guy who plays Scotty might know how to get my body broken down into molecules,
0:26:28 > 0:26:34transport me to the dressing room and back, and I could get the questions that way, perhaps.
0:26:34 > 0:26:37I do have some experience of matter transfer. In fact...
0:26:37 > 0:26:41I've taken the liberty of bringing with me my own personal transporter.
0:26:41 > 0:26:43- Oh, my...- Wow.
0:26:43 > 0:26:47- That's amazing. - So let's just...energise.
0:26:47 > 0:26:49WHIRRING
0:26:49 > 0:26:51Oh!
0:26:51 > 0:26:56- Oh!- Where's he gone?! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26:56 > 0:26:59Nicole Scherzinger, excellent work.
0:26:59 > 0:27:00Where...?
0:27:00 > 0:27:02OK. Nicole,
0:27:02 > 0:27:08gather yourself and prepare to be amazed once more as we bring Tom back.
0:27:08 > 0:27:10You're very good.
0:27:10 > 0:27:13Just going to lock on to the co-ordinates and...energise.
0:27:13 > 0:27:15WHIRRING
0:27:15 > 0:27:17APPLAUSE
0:27:17 > 0:27:18Got him.
0:27:18 > 0:27:19Got him!
0:27:19 > 0:27:22APPLAUSE CONTINUES
0:27:22 > 0:27:24That was amazing.
0:27:24 > 0:27:28It sort of diminishes the film, doesn't it?
0:27:28 > 0:27:33You English talk shows are way advanced from American talk shows.
0:27:33 > 0:27:35They can't even do that on Leno.
0:27:35 > 0:27:38All right, so you've got the questions. Tom, you start.
0:27:38 > 0:27:42- One to him...- And one back. - All right.
0:27:42 > 0:27:44- You're going to kick my butt. - I don't think I am.
0:27:44 > 0:27:48- Nicole, if they don't know the answers, I'll throw to you. - LAUGHTER
0:27:48 > 0:27:51Don't ask me anything.
0:27:51 > 0:27:52Question number one.
0:27:52 > 0:27:59What did Captain Kirk call Mr Spock in the spores infection episode
0:27:59 > 0:28:02that forced him to blow his top
0:28:02 > 0:28:06and put his fist through the Enterprise console
0:28:06 > 0:28:09as he was trying to beat his captain to a pulp?
0:28:09 > 0:28:14Oh...was it something like you...
0:28:14 > 0:28:17- It's something half-breed, right? - GRAHAM GASPS
0:28:17 > 0:28:20So close. So close.
0:28:20 > 0:28:22- So close.- Worthless half-breed?
0:28:22 > 0:28:24That was the first part.
0:28:24 > 0:28:26LAUGHTER
0:28:26 > 0:28:31- Then he called him "Jo Jo the dog-faced boy".- No!
0:28:31 > 0:28:37"I'll be in a cage right next to... Jo Jo, the dog-faced boy."
0:28:37 > 0:28:39Raaargh!
0:28:39 > 0:28:41He left this perfect little indentation of his fist.
0:28:41 > 0:28:48They do that in the film when they get Spock so riled up. When he gets like...
0:28:48 > 0:28:49Right, Nicole?
0:28:49 > 0:28:51- Absolutely.- You knew that.
0:28:51 > 0:28:52You knew that.
0:28:52 > 0:28:55By the way, Spock was the ear guy.
0:28:55 > 0:28:57Here we go, next question.
0:28:57 > 0:29:01OK. Harry Mudd returned
0:29:01 > 0:29:05in a sequel to his first-season episode, Mudd's Women. What was that episode called?
0:29:05 > 0:29:07I Am Harry Mudd.
0:29:07 > 0:29:13Thinking about it, that was season three, so he probably came back again.
0:29:13 > 0:29:16I Am Mudd would have been his second appearance, so technically...
0:29:16 > 0:29:19- Are we giving Tom a point?- Yeah. - We have a point!
0:29:19 > 0:29:23- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - My bad.
0:29:23 > 0:29:24Bravo, great question.
0:29:24 > 0:29:27I should have gone on the Internet and picked them up.
0:29:27 > 0:29:29- What are you doing afterwards? - LAUGHTER
0:29:29 > 0:29:31For the rest of their lives.
0:29:31 > 0:29:34Nicole, would you go get us a couple of gin and tonics?
0:29:40 > 0:29:43Oh, dear. Weirdly, given how interested we've seen you are,
0:29:43 > 0:29:45Nicole is now in a huge science-fiction film.
0:29:45 > 0:29:49You are. Men In Black 3.
0:29:49 > 0:29:51- Men In Black 3?- Yes.- Fabulous!
0:29:51 > 0:29:54- I know!- Are you a monster? Are you an agent? What are you?
0:29:54 > 0:29:56- She plays a lion. - LAUGHTER
0:29:58 > 0:30:00That'd be so cruel!
0:30:00 > 0:30:05- Oh, you play the stinky lion! - From the planet Febreze.
0:30:07 > 0:30:11- It's pretty cool.- Have you got a cool outfit that you're wearing?
0:30:11 > 0:30:13It's a pretty badass outfit.
0:30:13 > 0:30:16It's a lot of leather, and I do get to rock a rocket launcher.
0:30:16 > 0:30:19Sorry, what are you doing afterwards?
0:30:21 > 0:30:25I just lost the cool competition.
0:30:25 > 0:30:27That's the coolest thing I've ever heard.
0:30:27 > 0:30:33- I ride a scooter in a goofy helmet. That's as close as I can get. - Men In Black 3 was my first movie,
0:30:33 > 0:30:38so it was the first time... I don't think you all realise this.
0:30:38 > 0:30:43I never realised this, but when the camera's in front of you and you're acting, you're in the moment,
0:30:43 > 0:30:48- it was the first time I had to act to three pieces of tape.- Yeah.
0:30:48 > 0:30:51And I got very confused who I was talking to.
0:30:51 > 0:30:56The tape is literally, they're like, "This is guard one, this is guard two, that's the villain,"
0:30:56 > 0:31:01and they're all literally this far apart and you're trying to not get cross-sighted, right?
0:31:01 > 0:31:05It was really confusing. And then trying to really be in the moment
0:31:05 > 0:31:10- and you're like "I've got to give it my all right now. I'm living." - We have a really hard job.
0:31:10 > 0:31:14I find that not everybody can do it.
0:31:14 > 0:31:16LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:31:16 > 0:31:19You know, it's not all autographs and sunglasses.
0:31:19 > 0:31:24You keep it up, you'll be able to keep those tapes separate in your head.
0:31:24 > 0:31:29Am I wrong? You'll figure it out.
0:31:29 > 0:31:31You're a talented young lady, you're going far.
0:31:31 > 0:31:39Simon, with zombie films like Shaun Of The Dead, is that in the horror genre or the science-fiction genre?
0:31:39 > 0:31:41It's horror, yeah. It's very much a horror film.
0:31:41 > 0:31:45In America, we were confused by this poster. You know why?
0:31:45 > 0:31:47- Why?- Americans don't know what a cricket bat is.
0:31:47 > 0:31:50- Oh, yes.- We were saying,
0:31:50 > 0:31:53"Why is that guy attacking zombies with a pizza shovel?"
0:31:53 > 0:31:55LAUGHTER
0:31:55 > 0:32:00So many people call it a cricket paddle, which is always weird.
0:32:00 > 0:32:03It was a low budget British film, and yet the excitement,
0:32:03 > 0:32:07- because you did end up with your own action figure.- Oh, yeah!
0:32:07 > 0:32:09It's a really cool one too.
0:32:09 > 0:32:13- Is it on now? - That actually looks like you.
0:32:13 > 0:32:16- DOLL:- 'If you get cornered, bash 'em in the head. That seems to work.'
0:32:16 > 0:32:21- Is that you?- Yes, it is. That's straight from the film.
0:32:21 > 0:32:26- We were having some debate in the office, because we have a Woody doll.- Yay!
0:32:26 > 0:32:31- Ah.- Now, is this...? You listen to this.
0:32:33 > 0:32:35DOLL: 'Ha ha! Boy, am I glad to see you.'
0:32:35 > 0:32:38- Is that you? - No, it's my brother Jim.
0:32:38 > 0:32:41- LAUGHTER - Is it really?- Yeah.- That's so weird.
0:32:41 > 0:32:44On the Internet, somebody said that and we thought it was a load of rubbish.
0:32:44 > 0:32:46No, it's my brother. They have so many...
0:32:46 > 0:32:50- 'There's a snake in my boots.' - There's a snake in my boots.
0:32:50 > 0:32:53There are so many computer games and video things,
0:32:53 > 0:32:56and Jim just works on those all year long.
0:32:56 > 0:32:59They said, "You don't want to do this." I said "Get my brother Jim."
0:32:59 > 0:33:03- So that's my brother Jim. - I genuinely thought that was an urban myth.
0:33:03 > 0:33:08- It's true, absolutely true. - Animation films, I would think that sounds easy.
0:33:08 > 0:33:12But then I read that it's really hard work. For you, anyway.
0:33:12 > 0:33:18It's fun work, because the people are great, but it is very, very hard.
0:33:18 > 0:33:21Particularly Woody, because Woody is always yelling.
0:33:21 > 0:33:24He's always... He's always doing that.
0:33:24 > 0:33:29The way it works, they start working on it, and it takes about four years
0:33:29 > 0:33:32for them to start animating it and get to the final product.
0:33:32 > 0:33:40So about every six months, you go into a recording studio and you face the booth.
0:33:40 > 0:33:44The screen is behind you, cos it's on the lots, and you face the booth.
0:33:44 > 0:33:48And in the booth are these heads that look like judges at the Olympics.
0:33:48 > 0:33:54They're just... And it's soundproof. You can't hear them, but they can hear every word you say.
0:33:54 > 0:33:58So you've got a scene where you have to say something like...
0:33:58 > 0:34:03You're standing and you have to do 18 variations of something like this.
0:34:03 > 0:34:07"Buzz, if we don't get back there, I'm going to go absolutely berserk!"
0:34:07 > 0:34:13That's what you have to do, and you do it every kind of way you possibly can
0:34:13 > 0:34:16until your diaphragm is busted, your throat is raw,
0:34:16 > 0:34:20you've spit all over the copy and it's your fourth hour of doing this.
0:34:20 > 0:34:22You go, "I'm going to go berserk!"
0:34:22 > 0:34:25You look at the people in the booth, and they're all going...
0:34:25 > 0:34:30TOM MOUTHS
0:34:30 > 0:34:33And they almost press the talkback, and they go...
0:34:33 > 0:34:37TOM MOUTHS, LAUGHTER
0:34:42 > 0:34:44"Hey, Tom, that was great." LAUGHTER
0:34:44 > 0:34:47APPLAUSE
0:34:47 > 0:34:50We did try, by the way, Nicole...
0:34:50 > 0:34:54There were some dolls of the Pussycat Dolls, and we thought we'd get them in.
0:34:54 > 0:34:59- But they were withdrawn because they were unsuitable for children. - LAUGHTER
0:34:59 > 0:35:03- I don't know why.- Why didn't they just sell them somewhere else?
0:35:03 > 0:35:08- LAUGHTER - They would have gone like hot cakes. Come on!
0:35:08 > 0:35:14Now, you will shortly be performing your new single, Right There, from your first solo album.
0:35:14 > 0:35:17- Yes.- Killer Love.
0:35:17 > 0:35:22- Is it lovely being solo now? - I miss the girls, obviously, because we were this girl gang,
0:35:22 > 0:35:25this force to be reckoned with when we were on stage together.
0:35:25 > 0:35:31But I grew up on the stage and I love it, so I'm having a great time.
0:35:31 > 0:35:36I say solo, but actually on this track... 50 Cent isn't here tonight, is he? He'd have told us.
0:35:36 > 0:35:40- But he's on the track. - No, but Tom Hanks...- Oh, yeah.
0:35:40 > 0:35:42LAUGHTER
0:35:42 > 0:35:44And you call him 50 or Fiddy?
0:35:44 > 0:35:48I call him 50, but everyone over here calls him Fiddy? With two Ds?
0:35:48 > 0:35:51Yeah. Most of us who know him call him Fiddy.
0:35:53 > 0:35:57Certain Americanisms sound really weird in a British accent.
0:35:57 > 0:36:01- BRITISH ACCENT:- 50.- Yeah, "50. Hello, 50".- So they say "Fiddy".
0:36:01 > 0:36:04Yeah, because you feel more American, more street.
0:36:04 > 0:36:07- Wouldn't they call him 50p over here? - 50p!
0:36:07 > 0:36:09LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:36:10 > 0:36:11Yo, yo, yo.
0:36:11 > 0:36:15- 50p.- "I'm 50p."- Doesn't quite have the same gangster cool, does it?
0:36:15 > 0:36:20I don't think you're going to be afraid of a rapper named 50p. LAUGHTER
0:36:20 > 0:36:25Before you sing, I've got to ask you, what we want to know is, you and Lewis...
0:36:25 > 0:36:27- Yes?- Wedding bells?
0:36:27 > 0:36:31Well, I'm really proud of us that we've made it for three years.
0:36:31 > 0:36:34- Just last week was our anniversary. - Well done.
0:36:34 > 0:36:36- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Not too bad.
0:36:36 > 0:36:39We live on opposite sides of the universe, so we've made it work.
0:36:39 > 0:36:44There's a picture of us. A couple of weeks ago, we went to this movie awards.
0:36:44 > 0:36:47He has a voiceover part in Cars 2, speaking of animation.
0:36:47 > 0:36:48So he's worked for Pixar.
0:36:48 > 0:36:51He knows what I'm talking about.
0:36:51 > 0:36:53"Hey, Lewis, that was great."
0:36:53 > 0:36:56LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE
0:36:58 > 0:37:04Nicole, it's time for you to sing, so if you'd like to go over and get ready and join your band.
0:37:04 > 0:37:05- OK. All righty.- Off she...
0:37:05 > 0:37:07Careful.
0:37:07 > 0:37:08CHEERING
0:37:08 > 0:37:12Excellent. Very good.
0:37:12 > 0:37:16Very shortly we'll be hearing this week's stories in the famous red chair.
0:37:16 > 0:37:20But first, singing Right There, it's Nicole Scherzinger!
0:37:20 > 0:37:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:37:32 > 0:37:35# Come here, baby Eh, be my baby
0:37:35 > 0:37:37# Eh, be my baby Oh, oh, oh
0:37:37 > 0:37:39# Come here, baby Put your hands on my body
0:37:39 > 0:37:42# Hands on my body Oh, oh, oh
0:37:42 > 0:37:44# Right there, keep it right there
0:37:44 > 0:37:47# I love it when you put it right there, eh, eh
0:37:47 > 0:37:49# Oh, oh, oh
0:37:49 > 0:37:51# Yeah, yeah Oh, oh, oh
0:37:51 > 0:37:52# Yeah
0:37:52 > 0:37:55# Me like the way that you hold my body
0:37:55 > 0:37:58# Me like the way that you touch my body
0:37:58 > 0:38:00# Me like the way that you kiss my
0:38:00 > 0:38:03# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Me like it
0:38:03 > 0:38:05# Me like the way that he put it on me
0:38:05 > 0:38:08# Me like the way that he push up on me
0:38:08 > 0:38:10# Me like the way that he go
0:38:10 > 0:38:12# Down, down, way down, down Way down, down, down, down
0:38:12 > 0:38:15# I ain't ever gonna let no girl take him from me
0:38:15 > 0:38:17# Never gonna let no girl steal him from me
0:38:17 > 0:38:20# Never gonna let a girl get that close now
0:38:20 > 0:38:23# I tell 'em Baby, you're too close now
0:38:23 > 0:38:25# Come here, baby Eh, be my baby
0:38:25 > 0:38:28# Eh, be my baby Oh, oh, oh
0:38:28 > 0:38:30# Come here, baby Put your hands on my body
0:38:30 > 0:38:33# Hands on my body Oh, oh, oh
0:38:33 > 0:38:35# Right there, keep it right there
0:38:35 > 0:38:38# I love it when you put it right there, eh, eh
0:38:38 > 0:38:39# Oh, oh, oh
0:38:39 > 0:38:42# Yeah, yeah Oh, oh, oh
0:38:42 > 0:38:43# Yeah
0:38:43 > 0:38:46# Me like the way that you talk dirty
0:38:46 > 0:38:48# Don't wash your mouth out I like it dirty
0:38:48 > 0:38:50# I like to see that you like it
0:38:50 > 0:38:53# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Me like it
0:38:53 > 0:38:56# Me like the way that you keep me comin'
0:38:56 > 0:38:59# Feels so good he had me runnin'
0:38:59 > 0:39:00# Me like the way that he go
0:39:00 > 0:39:03# Down, down, way down, down Way down, down, down, down
0:39:03 > 0:39:06# I ain't ever gonna let no girl take him from me
0:39:06 > 0:39:08# Never gonna let no girl steal him from me
0:39:08 > 0:39:11# Never gonna let a girl get that close now
0:39:11 > 0:39:13# I tell 'em Baby, you're too close now
0:39:13 > 0:39:16# Come here, baby Eh, be my baby
0:39:16 > 0:39:19# Eh, be my baby Oh, oh, oh
0:39:19 > 0:39:20# Come here, baby Put your hands on my body
0:39:20 > 0:39:23# Hands on my body Oh, oh, oh
0:39:23 > 0:39:26# Right there, keep it right there
0:39:26 > 0:39:28# I love it when you put it right there, eh, eh
0:39:28 > 0:39:30# Oh, oh, oh
0:39:30 > 0:39:32# Yeah, yeah Oh, oh, oh... #
0:39:32 > 0:39:34Here we go!
0:39:34 > 0:39:36# ..Do he know how to work it? He got that, got that
0:39:36 > 0:39:39# Put it on you, work it You got that, got that
0:39:39 > 0:39:41# Do it real good for you Lay it down good for you
0:39:41 > 0:39:43# Yeah, he got that, got that
0:39:43 > 0:39:46# All my girls if you mad Put it down, let me hear you say
0:39:46 > 0:39:48# Yeah-eah
0:39:48 > 0:39:52# All my ladies if you mad Put it down, let me hear you say
0:39:52 > 0:39:53# Yeah-eah
0:39:53 > 0:39:56# Do we work that like you like that?
0:39:56 > 0:39:58# When he throw the bone at you do you bite back?
0:39:58 > 0:40:00# Say yeah-eah
0:40:00 > 0:40:03- # All my girls say yeah-eah... # - Graham Norton, baby!
0:40:03 > 0:40:05# If it make you feel good
0:40:05 > 0:40:07# Come here, baby Eh, be my baby
0:40:07 > 0:40:09# Eh, be my baby Oh, oh, oh
0:40:09 > 0:40:11# Come here, baby Put your hands on my body
0:40:11 > 0:40:13# Hands on my body Oh, oh, oh
0:40:13 > 0:40:16# Right there, keep it right there
0:40:16 > 0:40:19# I love it when you put it right there, eh, eh
0:40:19 > 0:40:20# Oh, oh, oh
0:40:20 > 0:40:23# Yeah, yeah Oh, oh, oh
0:40:23 > 0:40:24# Yeah. #
0:40:24 > 0:40:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:40:27 > 0:40:30Nicole Scherzinger, everybody!
0:40:30 > 0:40:33Whoo! Come on back here.
0:40:33 > 0:40:34That was gorgeous!
0:40:34 > 0:40:36Absolutely gorgeous.
0:40:36 > 0:40:41- Come and join the boys one more time.- Thank you!- That was gorgeous.
0:40:41 > 0:40:44NICOLE LAUGHS
0:40:44 > 0:40:47- Beautiful.- That was a dedication to you and Wilson.
0:40:47 > 0:40:49Oh, man. I loved that.
0:40:49 > 0:40:51That was steamy.
0:40:51 > 0:40:55It's a beautiful love song, Graham.
0:40:55 > 0:40:58LAUGHTER
0:40:58 > 0:41:02"Don't wash your mouth out." That's a great lyric, isn't it?
0:41:02 > 0:41:05"Don't wash your mouth out, I like it dirty."
0:41:05 > 0:41:08LAUGHTER
0:41:08 > 0:41:12Before we go tonight, just time for some more stories in the red chair.
0:41:12 > 0:41:14Who's up first? Hello, nice lady.
0:41:14 > 0:41:17- Hello!- What's your name?
0:41:17 > 0:41:18Teleri.
0:41:20 > 0:41:21LAUGHTER
0:41:21 > 0:41:25- No, no, that's a Vulcan name. - Is it a Vulcan name?
0:41:25 > 0:41:26- Really?- It is a Vulcan name.
0:41:26 > 0:41:28- I look to you.- I say yes.
0:41:28 > 0:41:32- Is it a Vulcan name?- It's Welsh.
0:41:34 > 0:41:39- APPLAUSE Oh, my lord!- I should have trusted my first instinct.
0:41:39 > 0:41:41Did you just flip that lady off that chair?
0:41:43 > 0:41:47- I give up, man.- The three of you have done very well tonight.
0:41:47 > 0:41:51LAUGHTER
0:41:52 > 0:41:57- OK, one more. What's your name? - My name's Andy.- It's Andy!- Andy!
0:41:57 > 0:42:00It's Andy! What do you do, Andy?
0:42:00 > 0:42:01I'm a student nurse.
0:42:01 > 0:42:05He's a student nurse! Yay!
0:42:05 > 0:42:08All right, off you go with your story.
0:42:08 > 0:42:11OK, so I was on a night out with some friends,
0:42:11 > 0:42:13and I went to this nightclub and I was a bit tipsy,
0:42:13 > 0:42:16saw a podium, thought, "I'll have a bit of that."
0:42:16 > 0:42:19So I gets up on this podium and I'm dancing around,
0:42:19 > 0:42:23and then I notice this wire hanging down from the ceiling.
0:42:23 > 0:42:27I thought "Aye, aye, I'll incorporate this into my little dance routine."
0:42:27 > 0:42:30So not realising that it was actually a live wire,
0:42:30 > 0:42:35at one point the wire comes into contact with my tongue stud.
0:42:35 > 0:42:38I electrocute myself... LAUGHTER
0:42:38 > 0:42:42..blue sparks come out of my mouth, blow a fuse.
0:42:42 > 0:42:47The whole lights go out in the club and all the music just goes mmmwow...
0:42:47 > 0:42:50- CHEERING AND APPLAUSE - Well done! Fantastic story.
0:42:50 > 0:42:53You may walk, sir. You may walk.
0:42:53 > 0:42:58Well done, everybody! If you'd like to join us on the show and have a go at the red chair, you can.
0:42:58 > 0:43:00Just contact us via our website at this address.
0:43:00 > 0:43:03Thank you so much to my guests tonight.
0:43:03 > 0:43:07- Nicole Scherzinger! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:07 > 0:43:09- Simon Pegg! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:09 > 0:43:12- And Mr Tom Hanks! - CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:43:12 > 0:43:15- I know that!- Join me next week
0:43:15 > 0:43:17with comedian Kathy Griffin, wild man Bear Grylls
0:43:17 > 0:43:21and Hollywood star Cameron Diaz! See you then. Good night, everybody, bye-bye!
0:43:21 > 0:43:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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