Episode 3

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0:00:03 > 0:00:07Week three in the tent, and the bakers battled bread...

0:00:07 > 0:00:09Oh, no! I've squashed it!

0:00:09 > 0:00:11..clashed with Paul Hollywood...

0:00:11 > 0:00:14That's couronne. No, it's a babka.

0:00:14 > 0:00:15It's a couronne.

0:00:15 > 0:00:17..and braved a mountain of dough.

0:00:17 > 0:00:20Some people like dark chocolate, some people like white chocolate,

0:00:20 > 0:00:23some people like chocolate dough and some people like white dough.

0:00:23 > 0:00:25I don't mind what it is, as long as it's massive!

0:00:25 > 0:00:27Time for An Extra Slice.

0:00:27 > 0:00:29APPLAUSE

0:00:51 > 0:00:54APPLAUSE

0:00:55 > 0:00:57Hello, and welcome to the show.

0:00:57 > 0:00:59Did everyone enjoy bread week?

0:00:59 > 0:01:00AUDIENCE: Yes!

0:01:00 > 0:01:03It's always a tough week in the tent.

0:01:03 > 0:01:05And an interview with Jane came to an abrupt halt

0:01:05 > 0:01:08when her batteries finally ran down.

0:01:08 > 0:01:13I did my best, even thinking back, I tried to work the time back,

0:01:13 > 0:01:16I tried to make sure it was all proved...

0:01:16 > 0:01:18I'm not shh...

0:01:18 > 0:01:19LAUGHTER

0:01:21 > 0:01:23Given that the bakers had to make plaited bread,

0:01:23 > 0:01:26Mel and Sue thought they'd add a twist to proceedings -

0:01:26 > 0:01:28they'd be the grown-ups for a change,

0:01:28 > 0:01:31while Paul and Mary supplied the double entendre.

0:01:31 > 0:01:34Mary was a bit worried about the idea.

0:01:34 > 0:01:35We've never done it before.

0:01:35 > 0:01:37It's something totally different.

0:01:37 > 0:01:40And it's quite difficult to cope with.

0:01:40 > 0:01:42LAUGHTER

0:01:42 > 0:01:45While Paul took to it like a duck to water.

0:01:45 > 0:01:49Pick your balls up and pop them straight into the pan.

0:01:49 > 0:01:51LAUGHTER

0:01:51 > 0:01:53Finally, in the Technical Challenge,

0:01:53 > 0:01:57Benjamina wowed the judges with her invisible plum sauce.

0:02:00 > 0:02:02LAUGHTER

0:02:04 > 0:02:05I'm joined, as ever,

0:02:05 > 0:02:07by a celebrity panel of Bake Off fans,

0:02:07 > 0:02:10eager to chew over the events of bread week,

0:02:10 > 0:02:13which saw our third baker leave the tent - Michael.

0:02:13 > 0:02:16AUDIENCE: Aw!

0:02:16 > 0:02:19I'm delighted to say, though, he'll be joining us in a bit.

0:02:19 > 0:02:21AUDIENCE: Yay!

0:02:21 > 0:02:25And, to put some of his less successful bakes into perspective,

0:02:25 > 0:02:27let's have a look at a bake from viewer Helena,

0:02:27 > 0:02:29who lives in Fort William.

0:02:29 > 0:02:32She thought it might be fun to have a go at this rather cute cupcake.

0:02:34 > 0:02:35Sweet, isn't it?

0:02:35 > 0:02:37Here's Helena's version.

0:02:37 > 0:02:39SINISTER MUSIC

0:02:39 > 0:02:41LAUGHTER

0:02:44 > 0:02:46More of those in just a bit.

0:02:46 > 0:02:48And we'll also be taking a look at the bakes

0:02:48 > 0:02:51you've brought along to the studio.

0:02:51 > 0:02:54Bread seems to feature heavily, which gives me the chance to shout,

0:02:54 > 0:02:56"show us your bloomers!"

0:02:56 > 0:02:58CHEERING

0:02:59 > 0:03:03The celebrity panel can't wait to taste some of those.

0:03:03 > 0:03:06You just have to look at their faces to see how thrilled they are

0:03:06 > 0:03:08at the thought of it - let's meet them.

0:03:08 > 0:03:11First up, one of Britain's most acclaimed bakers,

0:03:11 > 0:03:14who says his motto is, "Show the dough who's boss."

0:03:14 > 0:03:16It's Richard Bertinet.

0:03:16 > 0:03:18APPLAUSE

0:03:22 > 0:03:25Next, a comedian who says she nearly burned her mum's house down

0:03:25 > 0:03:27making toast - it's Sara Pascoe.

0:03:27 > 0:03:29APPLAUSE

0:03:32 > 0:03:34And, finally, it's the king of Countdown,

0:03:34 > 0:03:37who says the only thing he's ever baked is a potato -

0:03:37 > 0:03:38it's Nick Hewer.

0:03:38 > 0:03:40APPLAUSE

0:03:43 > 0:03:47So, Richard, how do you show the dough who's boss?

0:03:47 > 0:03:50You've got to talk to the dough. Talk to it? Yes.

0:03:50 > 0:03:52Understand how the dough works.

0:03:52 > 0:03:54I don't knead the dough, I just put a lot of air inside

0:03:54 > 0:03:58and a lot of water, so it is nice and fluffy and very light.

0:03:58 > 0:04:02It's a bit of a love story with the dough.

0:04:02 > 0:04:04And what do you say to it then?

0:04:04 > 0:04:05"Be bread, you bastard!"

0:04:05 > 0:04:08LAUGHTER

0:04:08 > 0:04:09Nick, if you were in the tent,

0:04:09 > 0:04:12what would you bake for Paul and Mary?

0:04:12 > 0:04:16I would go straight for a nice, moist date cake.

0:04:17 > 0:04:19Mmm.

0:04:19 > 0:04:20Do you like date cake?

0:04:20 > 0:04:23I don't really like dates unless I'm constipated.

0:04:23 > 0:04:26LAUGHTER

0:04:26 > 0:04:28Sara, is your mum still speaking to you?

0:04:28 > 0:04:29She is speaking to me, yes,

0:04:29 > 0:04:32it was a long time ago that I nearly burned the house down.

0:04:32 > 0:04:37What happened, the week before, the toaster had caught fire.

0:04:37 > 0:04:39So I couldn't use that to make breakfast, so I did the toast

0:04:39 > 0:04:42on a grill, but then I realised I was late for school, and I left.

0:04:42 > 0:04:46Because I left in a rush, I also hadn't shut the front door.

0:04:46 > 0:04:48So the neighbours saw that the kitchen was on fire

0:04:48 > 0:04:50and called the fire brigade.

0:04:50 > 0:04:51So it worked out OK.

0:04:51 > 0:04:53LAUGHTER

0:04:55 > 0:04:58Now, who wants to see some bakes from the kitchens of Britain?

0:04:58 > 0:05:01AUDIENCE: Yay!

0:05:01 > 0:05:04Felicity from Herefordshire thought of the perfect birthday cake

0:05:04 > 0:05:06for her sister Jo, who keeps bees.

0:05:06 > 0:05:10She made a honey cake, of course, and on top of it,

0:05:10 > 0:05:13crafted a large queen bee, which, if I'm honest,

0:05:13 > 0:05:16is slightly larger than I was expecting.

0:05:16 > 0:05:18LAUGHTER

0:05:22 > 0:05:25I know, it's huge, isn't it? It even dwarfs the Aga.

0:05:27 > 0:05:30A slightly unfortunate animal cake now from Frances,

0:05:30 > 0:05:31who lives in Essex.

0:05:31 > 0:05:34She made a delightful Cheshire cat design

0:05:34 > 0:05:36from the Alice In Wonderland story.

0:05:36 > 0:05:39LAUGHTER

0:05:39 > 0:05:42But what's unfortunate about that, I hear you ask?

0:05:42 > 0:05:45Well, let's have a look at its paws.

0:05:45 > 0:05:47LAUGHTER

0:05:50 > 0:05:51No wonder he's smiling.

0:05:54 > 0:05:59Last week we had a cake depicting global superstar, Lionel Richie.

0:05:59 > 0:06:03And our next cake is of an equally massive entertainment figure.

0:06:03 > 0:06:05Katie made it for her brother,

0:06:05 > 0:06:07who says this man is his absolute hero.

0:06:07 > 0:06:09So, first, here's the real thing -

0:06:09 > 0:06:13former Bargain Hunt presenter, Tim Wonnacott.

0:06:13 > 0:06:15And here he is in cake form.

0:06:15 > 0:06:18LAUGHTER

0:06:18 > 0:06:20Katie's even got the gap in his teeth,

0:06:20 > 0:06:23and his ears are uncannily accurate,

0:06:23 > 0:06:24I think that's brilliant.

0:06:24 > 0:06:27Now, when I said former Bargain Hunt presenter,

0:06:27 > 0:06:31you may have been disappointed not to see David Dickinson in cake form.

0:06:31 > 0:06:34But don't worry because, courtesy of Jonathan in Newcastle,

0:06:34 > 0:06:37here he is as a coffee cake with walnut finish.

0:06:40 > 0:06:43And for fans of Doctor Who, what better birthday cake could

0:06:43 > 0:06:48you wish for than one featuring the much-loved time-travelling TARDIS?

0:06:48 > 0:06:52Matt got to work on his cake replica for his wife Megan's 30th birthday.

0:06:52 > 0:06:55Imagine her delight when he unveiled it.

0:06:55 > 0:06:57LAUGHTER

0:07:00 > 0:07:03Stunningly accurate - or it would be if Doctor Who travelled through

0:07:03 > 0:07:08time and space in a lopsided police box held together by kebabs skewers.

0:07:09 > 0:07:12Thanks to everyone who sent in their photos.

0:07:12 > 0:07:14And do keep them coming, details below.

0:07:14 > 0:07:19Back now to the tent, and the bakers had plenty to PROVE.

0:07:20 > 0:07:24Week three, and bread week rolled into the tent.

0:07:24 > 0:07:28The bakers felt the heat in the chocolate bread Signature...

0:07:28 > 0:07:29Cool, cool.

0:07:29 > 0:07:32That's not burning, is it?

0:07:32 > 0:07:34..and so did the judges.

0:07:34 > 0:07:36Where's the cherry? And now it is hitting me.

0:07:36 > 0:07:38Is it hitting you? Yep.

0:07:38 > 0:07:39Hoo!

0:07:39 > 0:07:42The dampfnudel Technical was a Bake Off first.

0:07:42 > 0:07:44I've no idea what a dampfnudel is!

0:07:44 > 0:07:47Steamed bread, served with two sauces.

0:07:47 > 0:07:50They don't look particularly appetising.

0:07:50 > 0:07:53And it was a first for Val, too, who came top.

0:07:53 > 0:07:57The judges were looking for perfect plaits in the Showstopper.

0:07:57 > 0:07:59Just trying to remember how to plait now.

0:07:59 > 0:08:03And the bakers felt the raw terror of Paul Hollywood's wrath.

0:08:03 > 0:08:07The top one's a mess, when it comes to flavour, dough development,

0:08:07 > 0:08:09plaiting, proving, baking - I mean, all of it.

0:08:11 > 0:08:12Michael left the tent,

0:08:12 > 0:08:16and Tom's winning flavours saw him crowned Star Baker.

0:08:16 > 0:08:18APPLAUSE

0:08:22 > 0:08:27Why did the bakers find bread week so difficult, Richard, do you think?

0:08:27 > 0:08:30I think it was a tough challenge, because you used sweet dough,

0:08:30 > 0:08:32and when you use sweet dough, you put sugar, butter,

0:08:32 > 0:08:34it can be very complicated.

0:08:34 > 0:08:37And they were panicking a bit. The timing was a bit out of sync.

0:08:37 > 0:08:40The first proof, second proof, resting...

0:08:40 > 0:08:41Bit of confusion, I think.

0:08:41 > 0:08:44Yeah. Tough challenge.

0:08:44 > 0:08:46Great creativity, hard work and the rest of it -

0:08:46 > 0:08:48but if you don't get the time right,

0:08:48 > 0:08:53what you end up with is a complete failure, and that's what happened.

0:08:53 > 0:08:56Michael left the tent with his Cypriot-flag-based Showstopper

0:08:56 > 0:08:58flying at half-mast.

0:08:58 > 0:09:00He did blatantly try to get Paul sloshed

0:09:00 > 0:09:04by accompanying his savoury plait with a little glass

0:09:04 > 0:09:07of 99% zivania, as we can see here.

0:09:07 > 0:09:09Yamas, by the way.

0:09:13 > 0:09:15LAUGHTER

0:09:16 > 0:09:20Surely, for that reason alone, he deserved to stay, Sara?

0:09:20 > 0:09:22Do you think so? I think something happens,

0:09:22 > 0:09:23and it does seem to be a coincidence,

0:09:23 > 0:09:25when people are a bit unconfident with their bakes,

0:09:25 > 0:09:28they accompany it with some booze, don't they?

0:09:28 > 0:09:30It's going to get the point where someone's going to be like,

0:09:30 > 0:09:33"It's bread week, I've made a pina colada with croutons."

0:09:33 > 0:09:35Enjoy!

0:09:35 > 0:09:38The boy is 19 or 20 years old. I think he's fantastic.

0:09:38 > 0:09:40Give him a little bit of time...

0:09:40 > 0:09:42APPLAUSE

0:09:44 > 0:09:47He'll come on.

0:09:47 > 0:09:51I'm 72, and I'm not altogether sure whether we're on gas or electricity.

0:09:51 > 0:09:53And he's doing these wonderful things.

0:09:53 > 0:09:57He was right, but he'll be terrific in a little while.

0:09:57 > 0:09:58Let's talk about Candice.

0:09:58 > 0:10:02She cried in cake week, won Star Baker in biscuit week,

0:10:02 > 0:10:05but was crying again over bread.

0:10:05 > 0:10:06Did you feel for her, Sarah?

0:10:06 > 0:10:09I did. I wonder if she's got a very short menstrual cycle.

0:10:09 > 0:10:11LAUGHTER

0:10:11 > 0:10:14Because... Is that OK to say? Yes, of course!

0:10:14 > 0:10:16APPLAUSE

0:10:19 > 0:10:21Because we've all been there.

0:10:21 > 0:10:24You get a little bit oversensitive and thin-skinned. I love it.

0:10:24 > 0:10:26That's why she makes fantastic television.

0:10:26 > 0:10:29I really adore her as a character and a baker.

0:10:29 > 0:10:32So when she cries, I cry with her.

0:10:32 > 0:10:33Candice had a stressful moment

0:10:33 > 0:10:37when she was trying to get her brioche out of the tin.

0:10:37 > 0:10:40But several bakers rushed to her assistance.

0:10:40 > 0:10:42CASUALTY THEME PLAYS

0:10:42 > 0:10:43I hate oven gloves.

0:10:43 > 0:10:45Oh, no! It's all right, don't panic.

0:10:45 > 0:10:47I've squashed it! Don't panic.

0:10:56 > 0:10:59APPLAUSE

0:11:01 > 0:11:04Richard, what advice would you have given to Candice

0:11:04 > 0:11:07about baking under pressure?

0:11:07 > 0:11:09Stop faffing. Stop faffing.

0:11:09 > 0:11:11Too much faffing.

0:11:11 > 0:11:12Too much panicking.

0:11:12 > 0:11:15Being organised is a key of baking.

0:11:15 > 0:11:16Weigh everything, do it,

0:11:16 > 0:11:18and then bake it and do whatever you need to do.

0:11:18 > 0:11:21She's too many thoughts going through.

0:11:21 > 0:11:23She needs to calm down a bit. Yeah.

0:11:23 > 0:11:26She's very lucky to still be there, I think. OK.

0:11:26 > 0:11:31Candice used an unusual type of flour, kamut.

0:11:31 > 0:11:33In this bit of unseen footage,

0:11:33 > 0:11:35Mel asks Paul about this unusual grain.

0:11:35 > 0:11:39The challah is a kamut flour.

0:11:39 > 0:11:41I think it's quite like spelt?

0:11:41 > 0:11:43It's a bit like spelt, it's one of the grandfather grains.

0:11:43 > 0:11:45Around in Egyptian times. Egyptians used to use it.

0:11:45 > 0:11:48How is kamut spelt? K-A-M-U-T.

0:11:48 > 0:11:51No, how is it SPELT? As in flour?

0:11:51 > 0:11:53Do you know what? Do you know what, Mel?

0:11:53 > 0:11:55Today you've been so out of order.

0:11:55 > 0:11:58LAUGHTER

0:11:58 > 0:12:00Has anyone ever spelt the word "spelt"

0:12:00 > 0:12:02out of the letters on Countdown, Nick?

0:12:04 > 0:12:05LAUGHTER

0:12:05 > 0:12:08I wouldn't have thought they'd have bothered, to be quite honest.

0:12:08 > 0:12:09It would be amusing, though.

0:12:09 > 0:12:12Although, obviously, not as amusing as when someone apparently

0:12:12 > 0:12:15recently spelt the word BUMHOLE.

0:12:15 > 0:12:16Is that right?

0:12:16 > 0:12:19If it's in the dictionary...

0:12:19 > 0:12:20LAUGHTER

0:12:23 > 0:12:26Let's move on to Val's Showstopper centrepiece.

0:12:26 > 0:12:28Here she is describing it to Paul.

0:12:28 > 0:12:30It's going to be a Noah's Ark.

0:12:30 > 0:12:32So two by two? No, it says,

0:12:32 > 0:12:35"They all went into the ark, for to get out of the rain."

0:12:35 > 0:12:36It's a hymn.

0:12:36 > 0:12:37As a plait?

0:12:37 > 0:12:38Yes, it's plaited.

0:12:38 > 0:12:40So it's a plaited Ark hymn?

0:12:40 > 0:12:41Yes.

0:12:43 > 0:12:45LAUGHTER

0:12:46 > 0:12:50That's right, Paul - a plaited Ark hymn.

0:12:50 > 0:12:52Pretty clear, I'd have thought.

0:12:52 > 0:12:53In this bit of unseen footage,

0:12:53 > 0:12:58we can see that Mary was much more enthusiastic about Val's idea.

0:12:58 > 0:12:59My plaited centrepiece is

0:12:59 > 0:13:02a celebration of bread-making with children.

0:13:02 > 0:13:04It's a Noah's Ark.

0:13:04 > 0:13:06Right.

0:13:06 > 0:13:08LAUGHTER

0:13:08 > 0:13:11Val had some explaining to do when it came to the end result.

0:13:11 > 0:13:14But she rose to the occasion magnificently.

0:13:14 > 0:13:15There'll be an elephant.

0:13:15 > 0:13:17One elephant?

0:13:17 > 0:13:18Or two? The whole point...

0:13:18 > 0:13:20They've argued.

0:13:20 > 0:13:21Two giraffes. Of course.

0:13:21 > 0:13:23And there'll be a dove.

0:13:23 > 0:13:26A dove? A dove. Two...? Two doves?

0:13:26 > 0:13:27Well, one's flown away.

0:13:31 > 0:13:34Sara, Val has an answer for everything, doesn't she?

0:13:34 > 0:13:38I love her so much. She's like a really, really old toddler.

0:13:38 > 0:13:39LAUGHTER

0:13:39 > 0:13:43Her whole energy towards everything, her ideas and, actually,

0:13:43 > 0:13:45also how it looked at the end...

0:13:45 > 0:13:47She used to be a primary school teacher,

0:13:47 > 0:13:50and I think that's it, she's been used to being around children,

0:13:50 > 0:13:53you just think of an answer on the spot, the story behind everything.

0:13:53 > 0:13:55I think, with Val, I think she's the only one

0:13:55 > 0:13:58who hasn't practised it at home before.

0:13:58 > 0:14:00I think she's done a sketch on the bus.

0:14:01 > 0:14:04"This is going to be...amazing."

0:14:04 > 0:14:07It's fair enough - one dove did fly away,

0:14:07 > 0:14:11came back with the olive brunch, all that stuff.

0:14:11 > 0:14:13But they also went in two by two.

0:14:13 > 0:14:17It is the whole two by two thing which is very central to it.

0:14:17 > 0:14:21I mean, imagine if Val was let loose on the rest of the Bible?

0:14:21 > 0:14:24Here's Moses and the Seven Commandments.

0:14:25 > 0:14:29Jesus turning five loaves and two fishes into a fish finger sandwich.

0:14:30 > 0:14:33And here it's Goliath - no David, unfortunately,

0:14:33 > 0:14:34as he got called into a meeting.

0:14:36 > 0:14:41Tom's Showstopper was inspired by Norse mythology.

0:14:41 > 0:14:43And I felt a little bit like Mary did earlier -

0:14:43 > 0:14:46it's an ale and seaweed Thor's hammer, Mary.

0:14:46 > 0:14:48Right.

0:14:48 > 0:14:49LAUGHTER

0:14:49 > 0:14:50Have you had that before?

0:14:50 > 0:14:53Yes, I make some. I use seaweed in bread.

0:14:53 > 0:14:55Do you? Yes, it's nice.

0:14:55 > 0:14:57In Brittany, where I come from, we use the seaweed from the beach,

0:14:57 > 0:14:59you clean it well, and you chop it like olive.

0:14:59 > 0:15:01And then you put in your rye bread.

0:15:01 > 0:15:04You serve it with some salted butter with seafood. Fantastic.

0:15:04 > 0:15:07Do you think Tom deserved to be Star Baker, Nick?

0:15:07 > 0:15:09I like this bloke. He's very creative.

0:15:09 > 0:15:11I mean, last week, he had some disaster,

0:15:11 > 0:15:15falling off a mountain made of gingerbread, or whatever it wants.

0:15:15 > 0:15:18This time, he's been sticking his nose into Norse mythology.

0:15:18 > 0:15:21Who'd have thought it possible?

0:15:21 > 0:15:24I think he's a tour de force, this chap. OK.

0:15:24 > 0:15:27Time to take a look at some of the bakes brought in

0:15:27 > 0:15:30by our audience, and, possibly...

0:15:30 > 0:15:34Yes! Taste one or two of them as well.

0:15:34 > 0:15:38So strap yourselves in, panel. Dotty and Sarah, where are you?

0:15:38 > 0:15:40Here. Hello. Hello.

0:15:40 > 0:15:45You've been inspired by bread week to make cakes? Yeah.

0:15:45 > 0:15:48So, Victoria sponge sandwiches.

0:15:48 > 0:15:50Oh, they look amazing, don't they?

0:15:50 > 0:15:52So that is actually a cake? Yeah.

0:15:52 > 0:15:55So, we've got cheese and pickle, which is made of grated

0:15:55 > 0:16:00yellow fondant and crushed chocolate raspberries and raisins.

0:16:00 > 0:16:03And then egg and cucumber sandwiches, which are made

0:16:03 > 0:16:07of white chocolate, butter cream and fondant green cucumber.

0:16:07 > 0:16:10Well, here's a question I haven't been able to ask yet this series -

0:16:10 > 0:16:12is your fondant shop-bought?

0:16:13 > 0:16:15It may just be, yeah.

0:16:15 > 0:16:18Oh, Dotty and Sarah...!

0:16:20 > 0:16:24RICHARD: You should have lied! But the rest of the cake is organic.

0:16:24 > 0:16:26LAUGHTER

0:16:27 > 0:16:31Well, they still look amazing. Thank you. Well done, brilliant.

0:16:31 > 0:16:32APPLAUSE

0:16:35 > 0:16:38Now, where's Carrie?

0:16:38 > 0:16:40Carrie, hello. You're a dentist? I am.

0:16:40 > 0:16:44And your bake is appropriate to your job, I believe?

0:16:44 > 0:16:47It's a bread in the shape of a smile.

0:16:47 > 0:16:48Oh, that's interesting.

0:16:48 > 0:16:49LAUGHTER

0:16:51 > 0:16:54The teeth are white bread, is that right? Yes.

0:16:54 > 0:16:57And then the outside is beetroot.

0:16:57 > 0:17:00That looks brilliant, thank you very much, Carrie, that's great.

0:17:00 > 0:17:02APPLAUSE

0:17:05 > 0:17:06OK, brace yourselves, guys,

0:17:06 > 0:17:08because we're going to taste one or two.

0:17:08 > 0:17:10Sarah, you're a vegan. Yes.

0:17:10 > 0:17:14Right, you can't eat the first one, apparently, as it's not vegan.

0:17:14 > 0:17:18Sagar and Maya, where are you?

0:17:18 > 0:17:22OK, what have you got there? I've got boozy bread.

0:17:22 > 0:17:23Ooh!

0:17:23 > 0:17:26Nick, which you be kind enough to go and fetch that, please?

0:17:26 > 0:17:27Boozy bread?

0:17:27 > 0:17:31Boozy bread, with whisky and candied oranges.

0:17:31 > 0:17:34Is this working along the lines of putting quite

0:17:34 > 0:17:37a lot of alcohol in to fool someone...?

0:17:37 > 0:17:40It's to kill your taste buds. OK, great.

0:17:40 > 0:17:42That looks nice. Oh, my gosh.

0:17:42 > 0:17:44NICK: There's alcohol here. Yeah.

0:17:44 > 0:17:48You have to have the food as well. LAUGHTER

0:17:48 > 0:17:50HEAVY THUD

0:17:50 > 0:17:51AUDIENCE GROANS

0:17:51 > 0:17:53I'm not saying anything.

0:17:53 > 0:17:54Come in!

0:17:57 > 0:18:00Is this something you've made before, or is it...?

0:18:00 > 0:18:03No, first time. First time. OK.

0:18:03 > 0:18:05So you haven't even tasted this? No.

0:18:05 > 0:18:07LAUGHTER

0:18:09 > 0:18:12Nick, what do you think? Got a problem with the crust.

0:18:12 > 0:18:15You've got a problem with the crust? I have to lubricate.

0:18:15 > 0:18:17LAUGHTER

0:18:17 > 0:18:19APPLAUSE

0:18:22 > 0:18:25It's nice. A bit dense, but a good idea.

0:18:25 > 0:18:29How much whisky had you put in the bread? Quite a bit.

0:18:29 > 0:18:32You can't taste it in there. You can't at all.

0:18:32 > 0:18:34So you need to make a hole in there - bit like this one -

0:18:34 > 0:18:37put the whisky in there, shake it hard.

0:18:37 > 0:18:39Then drink it.

0:18:39 > 0:18:41Well done, and thank you very much, that's lovely.

0:18:41 > 0:18:42APPLAUSE

0:18:44 > 0:18:49Our next audience baker, Louise, where are...? Ah, Louise.

0:18:49 > 0:18:51You decided to mark the fact that it's early September

0:18:51 > 0:18:54by making some edible Christmas baubles, is that right?

0:18:54 > 0:18:58Yeah, there's only 15 weeks to go, so...

0:18:58 > 0:18:59LAUGHTER

0:18:59 > 0:19:03Nick, could you grab Louise's baubles for us, please? Happily!

0:19:03 > 0:19:05What are they made of?

0:19:05 > 0:19:07I wanted to make stollen, then I thought,

0:19:07 > 0:19:08to make it more interesting,

0:19:08 > 0:19:11I'd make it into the shape of baubles.

0:19:11 > 0:19:13And you can eat this, I think, probably.

0:19:13 > 0:19:15Yes, I'm vegan, so they're vegan.

0:19:15 > 0:19:19But if they're terrible, I apologise for misrepresenting vegan baking.

0:19:19 > 0:19:23You won't, they'll be incredible. Have you tried them?

0:19:23 > 0:19:25I have had one at home, but I'm not fussy,

0:19:25 > 0:19:27so I thought they're OK.

0:19:27 > 0:19:29LAUGHTER

0:19:29 > 0:19:31Choose your balls first. I'm going to have the cherry one.

0:19:31 > 0:19:33It's got chickpea water in it?

0:19:33 > 0:19:35Yeah, it's a vegan thing, aquafaba.

0:19:35 > 0:19:37So the one you've picked... Aqua-what?

0:19:37 > 0:19:39Sorry, aquafaba.

0:19:39 > 0:19:41Aquafaba?

0:19:41 > 0:19:44If you take the water out of a tin of chickpea,

0:19:44 > 0:19:48you can use that water to then replace the egg white

0:19:48 > 0:19:50in the royal icing - which is the one Sara's got.

0:19:50 > 0:19:53That's the royal icing one. Is it? I've never had it before,

0:19:53 > 0:19:57I've only heard about it on the internet on forums. Yeah, exactly. LAUGHTER

0:19:57 > 0:20:01I can't imagine how much fun you can have on a vegan forum.

0:20:01 > 0:20:02Is it...? Is it...?

0:20:02 > 0:20:04But I bet it's even better than Mumsnet, isn't it?

0:20:04 > 0:20:06I'm joining that tonight.

0:20:06 > 0:20:08This is so delicious. Is it nice? LOUISE: Thank you.

0:20:08 > 0:20:09So delicious.

0:20:09 > 0:20:11The dough is a bit dry but...

0:20:11 > 0:20:13I like it stodgy.

0:20:13 > 0:20:15Bit more stodge in there would be better.

0:20:15 > 0:20:17No, it's a great idea. Good concept.

0:20:17 > 0:20:21Actually, its taste belies its incredible weight.

0:20:22 > 0:20:24It's very good. LOUISE: Oh, thank you.

0:20:24 > 0:20:26That's what people say about me.

0:20:32 > 0:20:36Up now to the tent and this year's youngest baker

0:20:36 > 0:20:39wowed the judges with his beer biscuits but sadly,

0:20:39 > 0:20:43bread week proved the better of him and it was time to leave.

0:20:43 > 0:20:46Will you please give a warm welcome to Michael?

0:20:46 > 0:20:49APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:20:49 > 0:20:51Hi, Michael.

0:20:59 > 0:21:02Welcome to An Extra Slice. It's lovely to have you with us.

0:21:02 > 0:21:05Now, how would you sum up your time in the tent?

0:21:05 > 0:21:07It is a dream come true for me,

0:21:07 > 0:21:11just to be there in the first place to, like, bake for Paul and Mary,

0:21:11 > 0:21:14to have it seen by millions of people was incredible

0:21:14 > 0:21:17so I was just ecstatic that I was able to do that, to be honest.

0:21:17 > 0:21:22Aw. Tell me how you were feeling as you went into bread week.

0:21:22 > 0:21:25It's the week everyone, like, waits for on the show, everyone's like,

0:21:25 > 0:21:28"Oh, when's bread week coming up? "What's Paul going to be like?"

0:21:28 > 0:21:31So that week, more than the previous two weeks,

0:21:31 > 0:21:33I put a lot more pressure on myself in that.

0:21:33 > 0:21:37Now, you made a chocolate and chilli swirl for your Signature. Yeah.

0:21:37 > 0:21:38And, as we saw earlier,

0:21:38 > 0:21:41Mary and Paul found the heat a little intense. Yeah.

0:21:41 > 0:21:46Did you agree when you tasted it or are you just a lot harder than Paul?

0:21:46 > 0:21:48Er, it was a bit spicy,

0:21:48 > 0:21:51I probably should've tasted the chilli before I put it in

0:21:51 > 0:21:53cos I thought it would taste the same how it was at home

0:21:53 > 0:21:57but clearly... It was... ..chilli's different, apparently,

0:21:57 > 0:22:00from the one I have at home so apparently it was spicier, so...

0:22:00 > 0:22:04Oh, OK. Yeah. I liked it. I liked the taste, so...

0:22:04 > 0:22:06So, balls to them, in a way.

0:22:07 > 0:22:11So the Technical was dampfnudel. Yeah. You came seventh.

0:22:11 > 0:22:14Yeah. Let's just have a look at why that was.

0:22:14 > 0:22:17PAUL: The top quarter is raw but right down the bottom is OK.

0:22:17 > 0:22:21Well, on the plus side, it was three-quarters cooked. Yeah.

0:22:21 > 0:22:24Erm... Enough to pass an exam. Yeah, absolutely!

0:22:26 > 0:22:29You should've told him that. APPLAUSE

0:22:32 > 0:22:36And also you brought a little taste of Cyprus to the tent. Yeah.

0:22:36 > 0:22:38With your olive, coriander and onion savoury platter

0:22:38 > 0:22:41and you based your design on the Cypriot flag... Yep.

0:22:41 > 0:22:42..which is a great idea.

0:22:42 > 0:22:45Now, the judges said that it wasn't properly plaited,

0:22:45 > 0:22:47do you accept that?

0:22:47 > 0:22:49I probably disagree with that a bit.

0:22:49 > 0:22:52I mean, I did the plaiting technique,

0:22:52 > 0:22:54I did the hand motion technique with the three plaits

0:22:54 > 0:22:58so I feel it was plaited but just wasn't as plaited

0:22:58 > 0:23:00as they wanted it to be, to be honest.

0:23:00 > 0:23:03One aspect of your bake did almost go to plan,

0:23:03 > 0:23:07your tactic of rendering Paul unconscious with a shot of alcohol.

0:23:07 > 0:23:10Yeah! That could've gone to plan quite well.

0:23:10 > 0:23:14Well, as we can see, you definitely bonded over the subject.

0:23:14 > 0:23:15Here we are.

0:23:15 > 0:23:17Are you talking about zivania? Yeah. Zivania?

0:23:17 > 0:23:21It's about 99% proof, could strip paint off a car.

0:23:21 > 0:23:23This one probably is.

0:23:23 > 0:23:25It's from one of my aunt's villages. Wow.

0:23:26 > 0:23:29Now, how many villages does your aunt own, then?

0:23:31 > 0:23:34She's like a leader of many villages in Cyprus.

0:23:34 > 0:23:36I'd like to meet her, she sounds great.

0:23:36 > 0:23:40Now, a real high point for you was the iced biscuit signature

0:23:40 > 0:23:42in biscuit week. Yeah. Have a look at this.

0:23:42 > 0:23:44Now, that's crispy.

0:23:44 > 0:23:46Getting chocolate in there as well and you can see

0:23:46 > 0:23:48the consistency inside, it's... BISCUIT CLINKS

0:23:48 > 0:23:50You can hear it, solid. Well done.

0:23:50 > 0:23:52And was that a good moment for you?

0:23:52 > 0:23:55Yeah. That was probably one of my best moments in the tent, like,

0:23:55 > 0:23:58when both Paul and Mary said it tasted good

0:23:58 > 0:24:00and they both liked it, it was sort of a sigh of relief

0:24:00 > 0:24:05that it'd come off how it had at home and it wasn't a bendy biscuit,

0:24:05 > 0:24:07how Paul was going round... No, no, absolutely.

0:24:07 > 0:24:08..keeping an eye on everyone. Yeah.

0:24:08 > 0:24:12Because you had a memorable gingerbread Showstopper that week.

0:24:12 > 0:24:14Not entirely for the right reasons.

0:24:14 > 0:24:17Now, what was going through your mind

0:24:17 > 0:24:19as you stood in front of the judges' table

0:24:19 > 0:24:24with what you called, yourself, Santa's workshop from hell?

0:24:24 > 0:24:25LAUGHTER

0:24:25 > 0:24:27Yeah. What was going through your mind?

0:24:27 > 0:24:30It did look like Santa's workshop from hell.

0:24:30 > 0:24:32I was, like, "I'm glad I've finished this."

0:24:32 > 0:24:34Like, four hours... If you think about four hours as,

0:24:34 > 0:24:37you've got plenty of time to do something in four hours,

0:24:37 > 0:24:39but when you're doing it, the time flies,

0:24:39 > 0:24:42and just being able to do it and just say, "Here..."

0:24:42 > 0:24:45"Here it is." "Have a look at this, just see..."

0:24:45 > 0:24:48Yeah. But, yeah, it looked terrible.

0:24:48 > 0:24:49Aww! Yeah.

0:24:49 > 0:24:52But your gingerbread story had a happy ending. Yeah.

0:24:52 > 0:24:53Let's have a look.

0:24:53 > 0:24:54Crispy.

0:24:57 > 0:24:59It's a very good flavour. It's nice and spicy.

0:24:59 > 0:25:01The ginger's coming through.

0:25:01 > 0:25:03That's the best gingerbread so far.

0:25:03 > 0:25:06That is absolutely gorgeous. Mm. Thank you.

0:25:06 > 0:25:08That must have felt good. Yeah. That...

0:25:08 > 0:25:11From taking it up and it looking horrendous

0:25:11 > 0:25:13to then being told that it tastes good,

0:25:13 > 0:25:15and Paul really liked the gingerbread,

0:25:15 > 0:25:18was definitely sort of a sigh of relief after that.

0:25:18 > 0:25:20I was more, like... I was more confident after that,

0:25:20 > 0:25:22cos it wasn't completely ripped to shreds.

0:25:22 > 0:25:25At least one aspect of it they liked - the taste.

0:25:25 > 0:25:27The most important aspect. Exactly, the most important part.

0:25:27 > 0:25:30If you close your eyes, don't look at it, just taste it...

0:25:30 > 0:25:32That's what you should do with most bakes,

0:25:32 > 0:25:34just close your eyes and taste it instead.

0:25:34 > 0:25:37You don't need to look at how good it looks. No, you're so right.

0:25:37 > 0:25:38Now, when you were in the tent,

0:25:38 > 0:25:40you said you hoped you'd made your mum proud.

0:25:40 > 0:25:42Well, she's with us in the studio.

0:25:42 > 0:25:44Did he, Sophia? Extremely.

0:25:44 > 0:25:47Yeah, he was... He was pretty amazing.

0:25:47 > 0:25:50I mean, he just went there, tried his best.

0:25:50 > 0:25:53Couldn't ask for more. No, absolutely.

0:25:53 > 0:25:55What a nice mum.

0:26:00 > 0:26:02Now, Michael, here on Extra Slice,

0:26:02 > 0:26:05we like to give you the chance to have another go at a bake

0:26:05 > 0:26:08that didn't go quite to plan in the tent.

0:26:08 > 0:26:09So, what have you brought with you?

0:26:09 > 0:26:13I've brought the chocolate, cinnamon and chilli bread I made.

0:26:13 > 0:26:15Oh, okey dokey. All right.

0:26:15 > 0:26:18Shall we have that up and pass it over?

0:26:18 > 0:26:21Do you want to just cut a little bit?

0:26:21 > 0:26:24And then I'll give you some forks to pass it round. Thank you.

0:26:24 > 0:26:27Have you put less chilli in this one?

0:26:27 > 0:26:29Yeah. A lot less chilli.

0:26:30 > 0:26:33Mm. I mean, I'm no expert. Richard, what do you think?

0:26:33 > 0:26:35I think it's marvellous.

0:26:36 > 0:26:38Not enough chilli!

0:26:38 > 0:26:40LAUGHTER

0:26:40 > 0:26:41Mm!

0:26:41 > 0:26:43No, just right. Just come out now.

0:26:43 > 0:26:45I could go a few of them.

0:26:46 > 0:26:47I think it's great.

0:26:47 > 0:26:50We all really like it. Thank you. That's great, well done.

0:26:55 > 0:26:58We're very sorry to see you go, because we thought

0:26:58 > 0:27:01you were just such an interesting baker to watch in the tent,

0:27:01 > 0:27:04and we've made you one of our special cakes,

0:27:04 > 0:27:06brought on by an old friend of yours.

0:27:09 > 0:27:11So sweet!

0:27:12 > 0:27:15The real one! Thank you very much, Santa. OK...

0:27:17 > 0:27:20There you go. That's you with your beer biscuits. Oh, thank you.

0:27:20 > 0:27:23APPLAUSE So...

0:27:23 > 0:27:25Thank you so much for joining us. Thank you. Thank you.

0:27:25 > 0:27:29Please give a great British send-off to Michael.

0:27:29 > 0:27:31CHEERING Thanks, that's brilliant.

0:27:31 > 0:27:32OK. Thank you.

0:27:35 > 0:27:36CHEERING

0:27:39 > 0:27:43So, after two long days in the tent, bread week was finally over,

0:27:43 > 0:27:46and as this unseen moment reveals,

0:27:46 > 0:27:51Paul could at last be deflated and carefully put away until next time.

0:27:52 > 0:27:55HE PUFFS OUT

0:27:59 > 0:28:00That's it for this week.

0:28:00 > 0:28:03A big thank you to Michael, to all of our studio bakers,

0:28:03 > 0:28:05and to our celebrity panel.

0:28:05 > 0:28:08Richard Bertinet. Thank you.

0:28:08 > 0:28:09CHEERING

0:28:09 > 0:28:10Sara Pascoe.

0:28:10 > 0:28:11CHEERING

0:28:11 > 0:28:13And Nick Hewer.

0:28:13 > 0:28:15CHEERING

0:28:15 > 0:28:18Next week, it's a Bake Off first - batter.

0:28:18 > 0:28:20See you Friday at 9.30. Goodbye.